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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 DAD, WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH TO GET HIT IN THE BALLS? 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 BOY, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. THAT'S A DAMN GOOD QUESTION. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 WHAT HAPPENED? YOU TAKE A SHOT THERE? 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 NO, NOT ME -- SOME SEVENTH GRADER AT MY SCHOOL 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 GOT HIT THERE PLAYING DODGE BALL. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 BOY, HE DIDN'T LOOK HAPPY. NO, I'LL BET HE DIDN'T. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I DON'T KNOW. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT HURTS SO MUCH. 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 IT'S -- IT'S JUST ONE OF NATURE'S HAZARDS, I GUESS. 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 GOD PROBABLY THOUGHT, SINCE HE MADE GUYS 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 STRONGER THAN GIRLS, 13 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 JUST TO MAKE IT FAIR, 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 HE ADDED A SECRET WAY FOR THEM TO HURT US. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 OH, THEY GOT LOTS OF WAYS TO HURT US, ALBERT, LOTS OF WAYS. 16 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 18 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 CHECK THOSE TATER TOTS FOR ME, OKAY? 19 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 THEY SHOULD BE DONE. OKAY, SURE. 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:43,000 ALL RIGHT? 21 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 AND THE DOORBELL'S MESSED UP, 22 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 SO LEAVE THE FRONT DOOR OPEN FOR LUCY. 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 [ SIGHS ] 24 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 THEY'RE READY. WHO'S THAT? 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 HEY, SO THIS IS THE NEW -- 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 [ SIGHS ] 27 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 GOT THE DELIVERY GUY FROM THE STORE. 28 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 WHAT'S -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS. 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 HE PROBABLY MESSED UP SOMETHING. 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 LET ME GO SEE WHAT HE WANTS. 31 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 ALL RIGHT, WATCH THAT BURGER, OKAY? 32 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 THAT ONE'S ALMOST DONE. 33 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 [ SIGHS ] 34 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 35 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 36 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 37 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND? ♪ 39 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 40 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 41 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 42 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:47,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 43 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 COME ON. KEEP GOING. 44 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 JOE, WHAT'S WITH THE TOUCHING, MAN? 45 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 LISTEN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 46 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 TAKE IT EASY, JOE. 47 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 THIS PLACE IS A DICK'S THROW FROM MY HOUSE. 48 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 I'M RIGHT OVER ON CASTELL AVENUE, YOU LUNATIC. 49 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 LISTEN, I DON'T CARE WHAT I OWE YOU. 50 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 YOU -- YOU CAN'T COME OVER HERE, OKAY? 51 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 YOU JUST -- YOU DON'T COME HERE. 52 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 YOU KNOW, JOE, I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 53 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I WOULD NEVER TELL THE KID ANYTHING. 54 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 FIGURED I WAS SAVING US SOME TROUBLE 55 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 COMING BY TO SETTLE UP -- NEVER AGAIN. 56 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 AROUND HERE, I'M A GHOST. 57 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 ALL RIGHT. GOOD. THANK YOU. 58 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 HERE, $1,800, RIGHT? YEAH. 59 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 FREAKIN' CLEVELAND, THEY -- UGH! 60 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 YEAH, THEY KILLED YOU. [ SNIFFS ] 61 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 BOY, THOSE BURGERS SMELL GREAT. 62 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 YEAH. 63 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 OKAY, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY. I'M JUST -- YOU KNOW. 64 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 YOU'RE ALL FREAKIN' WOUND UP TODAY, JOE. 65 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 I'M UNDER STRESS. 66 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 IT'S LIKE A LITTLE PRESSURE NOW WITH THE NEW PLACE. 67 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I MEAN, IT'S A GREAT PLACE, BUT -- 68 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 YEAH, IT'S GREAT, 69 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE YOU WON THE DAMN THING, RIGHT? 70 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 I WON THE DOWN PAYMENT. THAT'S ALL. 71 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I -- I GOT TO PAY FOR IT NOW. 72 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 I GOT TO PUT FURNITURE IN IT. 73 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 I STILL GOT TO PAY FOR THE OLD HOUSE. 74 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 DIVORCE, JOE -- IT'S LIKE MARRIAGE. 75 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,000 YOU DON'T HAVE SEX, ONLY NOW IT COSTS YOU TWICE AS MUCH. 76 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 YEAH. YEAH, FUNNY. 77 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 FUNNY, I GUESS. 78 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 THAT IS FUNNY, RIGHT? FREAKIN' JUST MADE THAT UP. 79 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 YEAH. THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT. 80 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:51,000 OKAY. 81 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 82 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 83 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 LISTEN, YOU WANT ME TO CHECK OUT? YOU HOLDING ON TO THE ROOM? 84 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 WOW, A LITTLE LOUDER, DUDE. 85 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Bobby: HEY, ARE YOU TAKING OFF, TEA BAG? 87 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO DO SOME DRINKING, MAN, 88 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE ROOM. 89 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 OH, AND YOU KICKED ASS, SON. 90 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 YOU DID. TRUE. 91 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 THANKS. YEAH, SAFE HOME. 92 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 YEAH, THANKS. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, GUYS. 93 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I'LL WALK YOU OUT. COME ON, MAN. 94 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 COME ON. TEA BAG, TEA BAG. 95 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 TONY, THREE BOTTLES OF VODKA. YEAH? 96 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 DUDE, THAT WAS AMAZING. 97 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 YOU ACTUALLY HELPED ME MAKE THIS FILM 98 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 INTO SOMETHING I DON'T HATE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 99 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 IT'S BEEN A COUPLE YEARS SINCE THAT HAPPENED. 100 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 TELL YOU WHAT. 101 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 THE DIRECTOR ON THIS NEXT THING IS A PIECE OF SHIT, TOO, 102 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 AND I WANT TO BRING YOU ON TO RIDE HIM LIKE YOU RODE TILBURN. 103 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I'D BE DELIGHTED. GREAT. 104 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 NOW, IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE A COUPLE MONTHS, 105 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HANG OUT, GO TO CABO. 106 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 WE'RE GONNA GET THE SCRIPT REWRITTEN. 107 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 BUT, PLEASE, GOD DAMN IT, 108 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 BUY A CELLPHONE SO I CAN GET AHOLD OF YOU. 109 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 YEAH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 110 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 ALL RIGHT? 111 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 YEAH. ALL RIGHT, MY MAN. 112 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE. WHOA. 113 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 YEAH. YOU WANT A BOTTLE 114 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 FOR THE ROAD? 115 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 NO, NO -- DRIVING. 116 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 YOU WANT A BOTTLE FOR THE ROAD? 117 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 119 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 SEE YOU ON THE SET, MAN. 120 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 WHOO! LET'S GET DOWN, GIRLS. 121 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 WHY IS YOUR TOP STILL ON, BABY? 122 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Marcus: NONE OF YOU SHOULD BE SMILING. 123 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 YEAH, WE'RE AHEAD OF LAST MONTH, BUT BULLSHIT. 124 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 NOT GOOD ENOUGH. LOOK AT THIS. 125 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 NOT AS GOOD AS ME, NOT AS GOOD AS ME, NOT AS GOOD AS ME. 126 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 HEY, COME ON. 127 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 CAN I JUST BE MANAGER, 128 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 OR DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE? 129 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 OKAY, I NEED EVERYONE TO TAKE IT TO AN EVEN HIGHER LEVEL, 130 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 OR HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL. 131 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 ♪ DA DA DAA ♪ 132 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 ANYBODY SELLING ANY CARS TODAY? 133 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 134 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, SIR. 135 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 MM-HMM. 136 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN SELLING ONE FOR THE GIPPER. 137 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 MAYBE I OUGHT TO GO IN THE HOSPITAL MORE OFTEN, HUH? 138 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS, 140 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 BUT I'M HAPPY TO BE BACK TWO DAYS A WEEK. 141 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 GOT TO SAY THAT OR THE WIFE WILL HAVE MY HEAD. 142 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 NOW SOMEBODY GET ME A CUP OF THAT CRAPPY COFFEE. 143 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 I KNOW ONE BIG, FAT DIFFERENCE, HUH? 145 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 146 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 YOU KNOW ME, GUYS. I'M A HARD-ASS. 147 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER 148 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 THAN TO STAND UP HERE AND SCREAM IT UP. 149 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 SO WHY DO YOU KEEP SCREWING ME? 150 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 THE ECONOMY IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TOILET. 151 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 WHAT'S WITH YOU GUYS? 152 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 MOSTLY, WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY, HUH? 153 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 29 SALES IN THE FIRST THREE WEEKS FOR THE BIG O. 154 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 LET'S HEAR IT. 155 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR OLD MAN LET YOU GET AWAY. 156 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 HE'S GOT THE SAME PROBLEM IN BUSINESS HE HAD ON THE 157 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 COURT -- TOO MANY TURNOVERS. 158 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 [ LAUGHTER ] OOH. 159 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 HEY, I'M JUST KIDDING AROUND. THAT'S -- 160 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 YEAH, OF COURSE. 161 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 HE'S -- HE'S A GREAT MAN... 162 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 AND SECOND-TO-LAST IN SALES IN THE STATE. 163 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 [ SIGHS ] 165 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 BOBBY, IT'S TERRY. 166 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,000 I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE -- GEEZ -- PHONE PLACE, 167 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 AND, UH, SO, I GUESS... 168 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 MY NUMBER'S IN YOUR PHONE NOW, RIGHT? 169 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I MEAN, YOU GOT IT? 170 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 171 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. I'M A THOUSAND YEARS OLD. 172 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 OLD AND WISE -- JUST REMEMBER THAT, HUH? 173 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,000 SO, ANYWAY, YOU CAN CALL ME... WHENEVER. 174 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 YOU GOT IT. YEAH, BYE. 175 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 176 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE, 177 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE, 178 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 AND MEANWHILE THE WHOLE BUILDING IS GOING TO HELL. 179 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE CLEAN-OUT? 180 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 I HAD CALLS FROM SIX DIFFERENT TENANTS 181 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 TALKING ABOUT THEIR TOILETS BACKING UP INTO THEIR SHOWERS. 182 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 AND I TOLD ELISSA TO POUR DRANO DOWN THAT THING EVERY OTHER DAY. 183 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I MEAN, MY GOD, YOU ASK SOMEBODY TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU -- 184 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 THAT IS NOT HER RESPONSIBILITY. 185 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 SHE DOESN'T LIVE THERE FOR FREE, YOU DO. 186 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW. ALL RIGHT? 187 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I SCREWED UP, AND I'M SORRY. 188 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS GOOFING OFF. 189 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 OKAY? I WAS MAKING A FILM WITH BOBBY NYLAND. 190 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 SO YOU'RE A MOVIE STAR NOW? 191 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 NO, NO, NO, WAIT. 192 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 IF YOU'RE A MOVIE STAR, 193 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 THEN I NEED A NEW BUILDING MANAGER. 194 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 NOW, LISTEN. 195 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I NEED YOU TO DEAL WITH THAT ROTO-ROOTER GUY TODAY. 196 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 AND THEN I NEED YOU TO GO DOWN... 197 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 OKAY. 198 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 ...AND TALK TO THE CITY ABOUT THAT FENCE THING. 199 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:16,000 YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN, THE THING IS 200 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:16,000 I WAS ON THE ROAD ALL NIGHT. 201 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 I WAS DRIVING, YOU KNOW? 202 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 IF I COULD JUST CATCH A N... 203 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 TODAY -- YOU GOT IT. 204 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 AND I'M TELLING YOU, 205 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I GET ONE MORE COMPLAINT ABOUT THE PLUMBING, 206 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE TOILET, OKAY? 207 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 DO YOU GOT IT? YEAH. 208 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 I'M GONNA BE FLUSHING YOU... 209 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 YES. 210 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 ...RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN. 211 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 212 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,000 ARE WE GONNA HAVE GRANDMA'S CAKE NOW? 213 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 NOT YET. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA WAIT ON DADDY. 214 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 BUT WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO PLAY WHILE WE'RE WAITING, HUH? 215 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 DOES HE KNOW IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA? 216 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 OF COURSE HE DOES, SWEETIE. 217 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 AND I'M SURE HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 218 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 GO AHEAD. GO ON. 219 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 GO ON, GO ON, GO ON, GO ON. 220 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I -- YOU KNOW, HE SAID 5:30. I'M SORRY. 221 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. 222 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 YEAH, IT'S FINE, MELISSA, JUST FINE. 223 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 CAN I PLAY TILL THERE'S CAKE, TOO? 224 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 YOU -- YOU CAN HELP ME CLEAR THIS TABLE. 225 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 I CAN DO THAT. 226 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 RETIREMENT SURE DOES AGREE WITH YOU. 227 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:10,000 MELISSA, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I FEEL UNBURDENED. 228 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 I GO IN FOR MY COUPLE OF DAYS, 229 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 DRINK A LITTLE COFFEE, LOOK OVER THE BOARD, 230 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE IS GOING ON IS MARCUS'S PROBLEM. 231 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,000 MAYBE I'M FOOLING MYSELF, BUT I FEEL DAMN GOOD. 232 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 233 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 HEY, I-I'M SORRY. 234 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 OH, MOMMY, I'M -- I'M SORRY. 235 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 I GOT CAUGHT BETWEEN TWO CUSTOMERS, 236 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 AND THEN BOTH OF THEM HAD FINANCING PROBLEMS. 237 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 I HAD TO CALL THIS ONE GUY'S BANK. 238 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 239 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I'M JUST GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE. 240 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 [ SIGHS ] HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 241 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 MMM. MMM. THANK YOU. 242 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 HEY, DADDY. 243 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 SON. IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 244 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. CAN I -- 245 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, GO ON, SIT DOWN. 246 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO HAVE GRANDMA'S CAKE, 247 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF FOOD. 248 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 TWO UPS AT THE SAME TIME, HUH? 249 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 ECONOMY MUST BE COMING BACK. 250 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 YEP, I THINK SO, I THINK SO. 251 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 THINGS GOOD OVER THERE? 252 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 OH, VERY GOOD. LAWRENCE GOT 20 DEALS ON THE BOARD. 253 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,000 LAWRENCE? THAT BOY CAN'T SELL A BONE TO A DOG. 254 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 I DON'T KNOW. 255 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 MARCUS HAS GOT HIM REALLY MOTIVATED. 256 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 OKAY, OKAY, HE'S SCARED TO DEATH. 257 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:12,000 OKAY, LOOK, WE CAN'T ALL PRETEND LIKE NOTHING'S GOING ON, 259 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 SO LET ME JUST PUT THIS TO REST. 260 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:21,000 I AM OKAY WITH OWEN LEAVING MY STORE. 261 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 I KNOW YOU GOT THIS IDEA THAT YOU GOT TO BE YOUR OWN MAN, 262 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 AND I -- I RESPECT THAT. 263 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 THANKS, DADDY. THAT MEANS A LOT. 264 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 HEARD YOU'RE REALLY TEARING THEM UP OVER THERE. 265 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 OH, CAN'T COMPLAIN. 266 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 YEAH, I KNOW HOW THAT IS. 267 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 KIND OF REMINDS ME OF MY NBA DAYS -- 268 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 THERE'D BE THIS END-OF-THE-BENCH GUY, 269 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 GETS TRADED, 270 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 NEXT TIME HE COMES THROUGH TOWN, 271 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 HE LIGHTS US UP FOR 35 POINTS. 272 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 HMM. 273 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 SPITE CAN BE A POWERFUL MOTIVATOR. 274 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 I'M NOT DOING THIS TO SPITE YOU. 275 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 COME ON, SON, YOU'RE AT SCARPULLA, 276 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 THE ONLY OTHER CHEVY DEALER IN THE ZIP CODE. 277 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 YOU TELL ME THAT'S NOT SPITE WORKING. 278 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 DADDY, OF COURSE I'M AT A CHEVY DEALERSHIP. 279 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 THAT'S WHAT I KNOW HOW TO SELL. 280 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000 SURE, NOW. YEAH, NOW. 281 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 NOW THAT I FOUND A PLACE TO WORK 282 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY ENJOY MYSELF, YEAH. 283 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 OH, SO YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF OVER THERE NOW, IS THAT IT? 284 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,000 DADDY, I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 285 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 STILL PACKING IT AWAY, I SEE. 286 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OLD MAN. 287 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ 288 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:31,000 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ 289 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 OKAY, SO THIS WEEKEND, 290 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:31,000 IT LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL'S GAME IS AT 10:00. 291 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 AND... [ CHUCKLES ] 292 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 OF COURSE, JAMIE'S GAME STARTS AT 1:00 -- 293 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 JUST ENOUGH TIME SO WE CAN'T COME HOME IN BETWEEN. 294 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I MEAN, WHO MAKES THESE DAMN SCHEDULES? 295 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000 YEAH, I-I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE, UM...ALL THAT. 296 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 OH, HONEY, COME ON. 297 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 I CAN'T BE DOING A 5-HOUR BLOCK OF BASEBALL 298 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 BY MYSELF WITH THE BABY 299 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 AND THE BOYS ALL WIRED ON JUICE BOXES 300 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 AND THEN TRYING TO FIND SOME LUNCH. 301 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 COME ON, NO. 302 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 I-I'M SORRY. I MEAN, LOOK, I'M THE NEW GUY. 303 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,000 I CAN'T START OFF ASKING FOR SATURDAYS OFF RIGHT AWAY. 304 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 YOU KNOW, I... WELL... 305 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 AND YOU'RE HAPPY THERE, RIGHT? 306 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 OKAY, I MIGHT HAVE, UM, E-EMBELLISHED 307 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 A LITTLE BIT IN FRONT OF MY FATHER, 308 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 BUT IF I'M GONNA BE STUCK SELLING CARS, 309 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 YEAH, I'D RATHER BE AT SCARPULLA. 310 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 REALLY? MM-HMM. 311 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 YOU'D RATHER BE AT THE PLACE 312 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK YOUR WAY FROM THE BOTTOM, 313 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,000 MISS BASEBALL AND ALL SORTS OF FAMILY STUFF -- 314 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 315 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 WELL -- 316 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 YOU'RE AGREEING WITH HIM THAT I'M DOING THIS OUT OF SPITE? 317 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 318 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I AM AGREEING WITH SOMEONE I ALWAYS DISAGREE WITH. 319 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 DOESN'T THAT TELL YOU SOMETHING? 320 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 UH, YEAH, THAT YOU'RE BOTH WRONG, RIGHT? 321 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 THE SCARPULLA JOB IS JUST BETTER. 322 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 RIGHT? FIRST OF ALL, I LIKE THE BOSS. 323 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 THE BOSS THAT WOULDN'T LET YOU GO HOME 324 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 FOR YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY? 325 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 YOU'RE WRONG. 326 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 AND -- AND -- AND -- 327 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 AND I'LL BE AT THE DAMN BASEBALL. 328 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 GOOD. 329 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 WOW. 330 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 THIS STUPID... 331 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] JINGLE, JINGLE. 332 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 OH, HEY, ELISSA. 333 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 HELLO. 334 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000 WANTED TO GIVE YOU BACK THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM. 335 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 HOW'D IT GO WITH BOBBY NYLAND? WAS IT AWESOME? 336 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 IT WAS AWESOME, TILL I CAME HOME 337 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 AND FOUND MY APARTMENT PADLOCKED. 338 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 OH, YEAH, WHAT WAS GOING ON THERE? 339 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO. THAT'S WHAT WAS 340 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 GOING ON THERE. 341 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 THE WHOLE PLUMBING SYSTEM FELL APART. 342 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 OH. 343 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 DAMN IT. OH. 344 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,000 THAT WAS A MESS, BY THE WAY. 345 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 I HAD POOPY IN MY SHOWER. 346 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 I DID DO THE DRANO THING A COUPLE TIMES. 347 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 BUT THEN THIS GUY I KNOW, MATTHEW, THIS WRITER GUY -- 348 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 HE WAS SHOOTING THIS WEBISODE, 349 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 AND ONE OF HIS ACTORS SPACED, SO HE ASKED ME TO FILL IN. 350 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,000 THEN THEY HAD NO CLUE WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 351 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 IT WAS A NIGHTMARE. UGH! 352 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 IT SUCKS SO HARD BEING AN ACTOR. 353 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 [ SIGHS ] 354 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 ANYWAY, I GOT BACK IN. THAT'S COOL. 355 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 WHERE'S, UH, YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 356 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 OH, YEAH, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TAKING A BREAK. 357 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 OH. 358 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 I HAVE BEEN THERE. 359 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,000 REMIND ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT LANCE SOMETIME. 360 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 NO, I DID -- I DID PRESS "OKAY," 361 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000 YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. 362 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 DO YOU HAVE ANY POT? 363 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000 TOMORROW, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO MY FAVORITE BRUNCH PLACE. 364 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000 IT'S LIKE A '50s-DINER PLACE, 365 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 BUT THE WAITERS ALL PLAY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS. 366 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000 IT SOUNDS STUPID, BUT I SWEAR IT'S FUN. 367 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000 [ SIGHS ] 368 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 DO YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN? 369 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 I'M PRETTY SLEEPY. 370 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 NOT ME. 371 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,000 [ GIGGLES ] 372 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 OHH, SHIT. 373 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 SHIT! 374 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 DAMN IT! 375 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 EVERYTHING OKAY? 376 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 [ SIGHS ] YEAH. YEAH, GO. 377 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 HEY, CARLOS, CAN YOU COME HERE FOR A SECOND? 378 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000 LISTEN, UM... 379 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 UM... 380 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,000 MARIA, COULD YOU COME HERE FOR A SECOND? 381 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 YEAH. 382 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 CAN YOU JUST -- JUST TRANSLATE SOMETHING FOR ME? 383 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 SURE. 384 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 YEAH, JUST TELL HIM -- UH, TELL CARLOS -- 385 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 UH, JUST TELL HIM THAT, RIGHT NOW, 386 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 THINGS ARE REALLY TOUGH AROUND HERE, 387 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:13,000 AND WE -- WE HAVE TO MAKE SOME CHANGES. 388 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000 ARE YOU FIRING HIM? 389 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000 JUST PLEASE -- JUST TELL HIM THAT, PLEASE. 390 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 391 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 OH. 392 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000 RIGHT, AND NOW, UM, TELL HIM 393 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 THAT STARTING NEXT WEEK, I HAVE TO, UH -- 394 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I HAVE TO LAY HIM OFF. 395 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,000 BUT I WILL TRY TO HIRE HIM BACK AS SOON AS I CAN. 396 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 397 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 YEAH. 398 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 THAT -- YOU TOLD HIM THAT I'LL TRY TO GET HIM BACK, 399 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 RIGHT, AS SOON AS I CAN? 400 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 YEAH. YEAH. 401 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 CARLOS, I'M SORRY. 402 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 I'M REALLY -- I'M SORRY. 403 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 CAN YOU TELL HIM -- TELL HIM THAT I'M REALLY SORRY? 404 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I DON'T THINK HE UNDERSTANDS. 405 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 IT'S OKAY. 406 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,000 THANK YOU FOR...EVERY DAY. 407 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,000 OKAY, THANK YOU. 408 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000 THANK YOU, CARLOS. 409 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE LUNCH NOW? 410 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,000 [ GROANS ] 411 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 WHAT'S UP, BUTTERCUP? 412 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 HEY. 413 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,000 HEY, UH, YOU HUNGRY? 414 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 NO, COFFEE. COFFEE. THAT'S WHAT WE NEED, COFFEE. 415 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA RUN OUT. 416 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 UH, YOU -- YOU WANT SOMETHING? 417 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000 UH, HALF-CAF SKINNY CHAI LATTE, PLEASE. 418 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 OH, HEY, WHAT'S YOUR CELL? 419 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I'LL PUT IT IN MY PHONE. 420 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,000 UH, YOU KNOW, THAT -- THAT -- THAT'S FUNNY. 421 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,000 I JUST GOT MINE YESTERDAY, SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NUMBER. 422 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 OH. BUT, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, 423 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 YOU JUST LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COURTYARD. 424 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 THAT'S RIGHT. 425 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 UH-OH. 426 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000 [ GIGGLING ] 427 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 [ SIGHS ] 428 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 JEREMY! 429 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 430 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 HI. 431 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 HEY, LOOK WHO'S BACK. WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 432 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 ACTUALLY, JUST A LARGE BLACK COFFEE, 433 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 AND I ALSO NEED A... 434 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000 JUST A LARGE BLACK COFFEE. 435 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 UH, IT'S FUNNY. 436 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 YOU KNOW, I JUST -- JUST GOT BACK INTO TOWN, 437 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000 AND I'M KIND OF IN A -- JUST KEEP THE CHANGE -- A DAZE, 438 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000 AND, YOU KNOW, I TOTALLY FORGOT 439 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 THAT YOU WOULD -- I MEAN, I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD BE HERE. 440 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:33,000 LOOK, I'M -- I KNOW THAT WE ENDED BADLY. 441 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 AND I'M -- I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 442 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE NEVER -- 443 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 I MEAN, I GUESS WE -- WE REALLY... 444 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,000 UM... 445 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000 UM... IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, 446 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 THE MOVIE WENT REALLY WELL, 447 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000 AND I'M GONNA BE WORKING WITH BOBBY AGAIN. 448 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 SO I... [ SIGHS ] 449 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 UH... AND HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 450 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 I GOT A CELLPHONE. 451 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 GREAT. 452 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,000 SO, UM, I JUST -- JUST HOPE 453 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000 THAT WE CAN STILL BE F-FRIENDS. 454 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 DICK! 455 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I JUST... LARGE BLACK COFFEE 456 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 FOR DICK! 457 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 THAT'S YOURS. 458 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 DICK! 459 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 YEAH, TH-THANKS. THAT'S -- THAT'S MINE. 460 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 461 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000 EVERY DAY'S A CELEBRATION AT JOE'S PARTY DEPOT. 462 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000 UNTIL 9:00. 463 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 OKAY, BYE-BYE. 464 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 HEY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE THAT A LITTLE MORE OOMPH. 465 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST A CRAPPY DAY, YOU KNOW? 466 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 YEAH, I KNOW. 467 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 468 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000 EVERY DAY'S A CELEBRATION AT JOE'S PARTY DEPOT! 469 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 ALL RIGHT, SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE. 470 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 YES, SIR, WE GOT ALL KIND OF PIÑATAS. 9:00. 471 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 MAYBE -- MAYBE YOU SHOULD ANSWER THE PHONES. 472 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 SURE. 473 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT. 474 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 GUYS, LISTEN. I DIDN'T WANT TO FIRE CARLOS. 475 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE THE BOSS, 476 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 YOU GOT TO MAKE UNPOPULAR DECISIONS. 477 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SAY IT, 478 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 BUT PART OF THE REASON YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE A JOB STILL 479 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 IS 'CAUSE CARLOS DOESN'T, OKAY? 480 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 THAT'S CAPITALISM. 481 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 YEAH, THAT SUCKS, RIGHT, BUT YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? 482 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 OH, HEY. 483 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 HI. 484 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 SORRY TO POP BY LIKE THIS, 485 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000 BUT YOU'RE PICKING ALBERT UP AFTER GOLF PRACTICE TOMORROW, 486 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 SO I PACKED SOME OF HIS STUFF FOR THE WEEKEND. 487 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 OH, ALL RIGHT. GREAT. 488 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 WE NEED TO TALK. 489 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 ALL RIGHT. 490 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 [ SIGHS ] 491 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 SO, ALBERT TOLD ME YOUR BOOKIE STOPPED BY 492 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 WHEN HE WAS OVER. 493 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 REALLY, SERIOUSLY, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE COMING 494 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 ALL THE WAY OVER HERE FOR? 495 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 DON'T LIE TO ME, JOE. 496 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. THIS IS ABOUT ALBERT. 497 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, I KNOW. 498 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 AND -- AND, YES, THAT WAS MY BOOKIE, 499 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 BECAUSE I WAS PAYING OFF THE LAST OF MY DEBT, 500 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 LIKE I TOLD YOU. 501 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 I'M THROUGH WITH ALL THAT CRAP. 502 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 REALLY? 503 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 YEAH, REALLY. 504 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 YEAH, AND BY THE WAY, HOW DOES ALBERT EVEN LEARN "BOOKIE"? 505 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE GAMBLING THING, 506 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA INVOLVE 507 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 THE KIDS IN ANY OF THAT? 508 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 I DIDN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING, BUT HE'S NOT A BABY. 509 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 I'M SURE HE'S FIGURED IT OUT. 510 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 YEAH, YEAH, WELL, I'M SURE -- 511 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 LOOK, LOOK, THE WHOLE POINT OF YOU BUYING THAT HOUSE 512 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 WAS TO HELP ALBERT GET OVER HIS ANXIETY ISSUES. 513 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 AND WE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND! 514 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 UNTIL YOUR BOOKIE SHOWED UP! 515 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 THAT WAS A ONE-TIME THING! 516 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 IT BETTER BE, BECAUSE IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 517 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE HANGING AROUND YOUR HOUSE, 518 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK 519 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 ABOUT THE WHOLE VISITATION ARRANGEMENT. 520 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 NOW, WAIT -- WAIT A MINUTE! 521 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 THAT -- IF -- IF I KNEW THE GUY WAS COMING OVER 522 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 WHEN ALBERT WAS THERE, 523 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 YOU THINK I WOULD'VE LET HIM COME OVER? 524 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 OH, SO IT WAS A SURPRISE VISIT 525 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000 FROM THE ONE-TIME-ONLY GUY WHO YOU THEN PAID OFF FOR GOOD? 526 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 THAT'S THE END OF IT, SONIA, OKAY? 527 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 THAT'S THE END OF IT, SO DON'T -- 528 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE FOOLING EVERYBODY. YOU'RE NOT. 529 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Elissa: ♪ MI SO FA SO MI, OH ♪ 530 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 [ WATER RUNNING ] 531 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000 ♪ MA MA MA BA BA BA BUM ♪ 532 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 533 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 ♪ LA HMM ♪ 534 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,000 ♪ DA DA DUM DUM BA BA BA BA ♪ 535 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 536 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 537 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 ♪ LA ♪ 538 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 GOT YOUR COFFEE. 539 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000 OH, YOU WERE GONE SO LONG. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 540 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,000 YEAH, I HAD TO GO TO A NEW PLACE TO GET YOUR ORDER. 541 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000 OH. [ GIGGLES ] SORRY. 542 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000 MM. BUT THANKS! 543 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 [ SIGHS ] 544 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 [ WATER GURGLING ] 545 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 SHIT! 546 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 OH! OH! POO IN THE SHOWER! 547 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000 [ GRUNTS ] COME ON. 548 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000 COME ON, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 549 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 GOD. 550 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 [ WATER GURGLING ] 551 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000 GEEZ. 552 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 [ SIGHS ] 553 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 554 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 [ SIGHS ] 555 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Who is this? 556 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 BOBBY. HEY, IT'S TERRY. 557 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 TEA BAG, WHAT'S UP? 558 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 DID I CATCH YOU AT A BAD TIME? 559 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 No, no, no. 560 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT. WHAT'S UP, TEA BAG? 561 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I'll make it quick. I just had a thought. 562 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 YOU KNOW, WHAT IF -- WHAT IF I CAME UP THERE 563 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 AND HELPED YOU GUYS REWRITE THAT SCRIPT? 564 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 OH. 565 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Yeah, you know, 566 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 I've been going over the draft that you gave me, 567 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 AND I COME UP WITH A BUNCH OF GREAT IDEAS AND MADE 568 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 SOME NOTES AND -- 569 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 You know what? 570 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 THE GUY THAT WE HAVE ON THIS IS GOOD, MAN. 571 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 I REALLY -- HE'S JUST DONE A LOT OF GOOD SHIT. 572 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 You know, I trust him. 573 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 YEAH, OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, 574 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 JUST -- JUST GAVE IT A SHOT. 575 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Yeah. You know what, Tea Bag? 576 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Since I got you on the phone, 577 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 MY ACCOUNTANT JUST CALLED TODAY, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 578 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 AND, WELL, APPARENTLY I AM SPENDING 579 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 WAY TOO MUCH FREAKIN' MONEY. 580 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 AND THEY WANT ME TO REEL IT WAY IN 581 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,000 IF I DON'T WANT TO BE PULLING AN MC HAMMER, RIGHT? 582 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 So they -- yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be able 583 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000 to bring you IN on this next thing like I thought, you know? 584 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Sorry -- and besides, 585 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 DEX, YOU KNOW -- HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S GONNA STEP UP 586 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 AND ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, DO THE STUFF THAT YOU WERE DOING, 587 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000 so you'd be kind of redundant, you know what I mean? 588 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 But believe me, 589 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I WILL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO BRING YOU IN ON THIS. 590 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 IT'S JUST NOT GONNA BE THIS ONE, ALL RIGHT? 591 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 FUTURE, WHO KNOWS, RIGHT? 592 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Right, dawg? 593 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 YEAH, DAWG. 594 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY, ALL RIGHT? 595 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GO. 596 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 YEAH, DAWG. 597 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000 [ WATER GURGLING ] 598 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 OH, NO. NO. 599 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 600 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 NO, NO. 601 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 602 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 COME ON. NO, NO, NO, NO. 603 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 AH! 604 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 [ FOOTSTEPS ] 605 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] BUSY, CHIEF? 606 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE THE CHIEF. 607 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 I'M THE CHIEF EMERITUS. 608 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 NO, NO, NO, YOU WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE THE CHIEF. 609 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 BUT LISTEN, I HAVE A COUPLE OF IDEAS 610 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 I'D LIKE TO BOUNCE OFF YOU, IF IT'S OKAY. 611 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 SHOOT. 612 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HEY. 613 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 SO, UM, I WAS THINKING WE NEED A FEW MORE BULLETS 614 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 IN THE GUN FOR THE SALES TEAM, 615 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 YOU KNOW, INCENTIVES AND WHATNOT, 616 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000 TO ENTICE NEW CUSTOMERS 617 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 AND GET SOME THINGS GOING ON THE SERVICE SIDE. 618 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 SO, WHAT IF WE START PROVIDING FREE CAR WASH 619 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 AND AUTO DETAILING 620 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 DURING SCHEDULED SERVICE APPOINTMENTS, 621 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 YOU KNOW, BUT REALLY MEAN IT. 622 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 YOU KNOW HOW MOST SHOPS PROMISE FREE DETAILING, 623 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 BUT THEY NEVER FREAKIN' DELIVER. 624 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,000 I'M SAYING WE DO IT... 625 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 UH, BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, 626 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000 CUSTOMER SATISFACTION ON THE SERVICE SIDE 627 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000 LEADS TO CUSTOMER SATISFACTION ON THE SALES SIDE. 628 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 IT'S FINE, SON. 629 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I'LL CONSIDER THAT, MM-HMM. 630 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000 OKAY. OKAY, UM...I ACTUALLY HAVE A FEW MORE IDEAS. 631 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 THAT'S -- THAT'S FINE. 632 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 YEAH. 633 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 O-OKAY, WHEN YOU HAVE TIME. 634 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,000 YEAH. 635 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 THANK YOU. 636 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 [ SIGHS ] 637 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 TELL YOU SOMETHING -- 638 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 THIS WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA KEEP GOING RIGHT INTO THE CRAPPER 639 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 UNLESS THAT OLD FART STEPS OUT OF MY WAY 640 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 AND LETS ME DO MY THING. 641 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 WHAT IS YOUR THING? 642 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 KNOW WHAT MY THING IS? 643 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 YOU'RE FIRED. 644 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 SO WHY DON'T YOU PACK UP ALL YOUR LITTLE MIDGET BELONGINGS 645 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 AND GET OUT? 646 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 ANYBODY ELSE? 647 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000 [ SIGHS ] 648 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 REALLY? 649 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 HEY, I'LL GET US SOME POPCORN. 650 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000 WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU WANT A SODA? 651 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 YEAH, I'LL TAKE ORANGE, BUT, HERE, I'LL COME WITH YOU. 652 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 NO, NO, YOU GOT TO SAVE THE SEATS. 653 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, ALL RIGHT? 654 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 OH, AND BUTTER. BUTTER. 655 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 RIGHT. 656 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 [ SIGHS ] 657 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 [ SIGHS ] 658 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 HEY. HEY, IT'S ME. 659 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO DO THIS QUICK. 660 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000 GIVE ME, UM -- GIVE ME CHICAGO AND THE OVER FOR $500. 661 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 YEAH. 662 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 NO, NO, YEAH, AND THEN -- WHAT? 663 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000 ARE YOU THERE? YOU'RE BREAKING UP. 664 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 OH, SHIT. 665 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 [ SIGHS ] 666 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000 YEAH, YEAH. NO, I LOST YOU. 667 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 ALL RIGHT, CHICAGO OVER, $500. YOU GOT THAT? 668 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000 GIVE ME, UM -- GIVE ME ATLANTA, 669 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 $500, WITH THE POINTS. 670 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 YEAH. WHAT'S THE OVER-UNDER ON MIAMI? 671 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 GIVE ME THE UNDER. 672 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 GIVE ME $2,500 ON THE UNDER. 673 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 YEAH, $20 -- NO, $2,500, YEAH. 674 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000 ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO GO. I'M AT A MOVIE. 675 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. 676 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 677 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 WHOA. UM, TICKET? 678 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 MY -- MY TICKET'S INSIDE. I'M ALREADY INSIDE. 679 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T LET YOU IN WITHOUT A TICKET. 680 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 I BOUGHT A -- I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T 681 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 LET YOU IN. 682 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,000 [ SIGHS ] 683 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Woman: HI. 684 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 685 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 [ SIGHS ] 686 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 687 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 HEY, ALBERT, WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 688 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 WHERE WERE YOU? 689 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000 YOU WERE GONE FOR SO LONG, I STARTED TO GET SHAKY, YOU KNOW? 690 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 OH, I'M -- I'M SORRY. 691 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 THEY -- THEY WERE OUT OF THE POPCORN. 692 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 LISTEN, I'M HERE. 693 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000 LET'S GO. IT'S -- IT'S ALL GOOD, RIGHT? 694 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000 DAD, I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, DAD. 695 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000 CAN WE JUST GO HOME? I JUST WANT TO GO HOME, PLEASE? 696 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000 IF YOU WANT, BUT, I MEAN, WE SHOULD TRY, MAYBE. 697 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 I'M SORRY, DAD. 698 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,000 I REALLY WANTED TO SEE THAT MOVIE. 699 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,000 NO, IT'S OKAY, ALBERT. YOU KNOW. 700 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. IT'S -- IT'S JUST ANXIETY. 701 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. 702 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 I TRIED THE BREATHING THING, YOU KNOW. 703 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000 I-I GOT SHAKY, AND I TRIED THE BREATHING THING. 704 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL, ALBERT. 705 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 COME ON, WE'LL GO SEE THAT MOVIE ANY DAY, 706 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 ANY TIME YOU WANT. 707 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000 [ Voice breaking ] ARE YOU EMBARRASSED OF ME? 708 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000 WHAT? NO. 709 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 NO. EMBARRASSED? 710 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000 ALBERT, I -- I COULDN'T... 711 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 I TOLD YOU THIS HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE. 712 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 NO, IT DOESN'T. 713 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 IT'S WEIRD, AND I'M WEIRD. 714 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000 AND I KNOW I CAUSE A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR YOU, AND -- 715 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,000 NO, ALBERT. STOP IT. STOP IT. 716 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 OH, SON OF A BITCH. 717 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 [ SIGHS ] 718 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 719 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 I'M JUST MAD. 720 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,000 I'M MAD AT THE DAMN...POPCORN. 721 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 AND I'M MAD. I'M MAD YOU GOT TO GO THROUGH THIS. 722 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000 AND IT'S -- IT'S NOT FAIR. 723 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000 EMBARRASSED? NO, MAN, NO, NEVER. 724 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,000 I'M NEVER EMBARRASSED, ALBERT. 725 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 YOU'RE MY HERO. 726 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 I MEAN THAT. 727 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,000 YOU'RE DOING GREAT, MAN. I'M PROUD OF YOU. 728 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000 THANKS, DAD. 729 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 YEAH. 730 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 TAKING A BREAK, HUH? 731 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 YEAH. 732 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 YEAH, FOREVER, ACTUALLY. 733 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS UP 734 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO COME OVER IN THE MORNING, RIGHT? 735 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS SO. 736 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, JOE. 737 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 YOU KNOW, I GOT GUYS QUITTING EVERY WEEK, 738 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 AND THEY'RE ALWAYS FULL OF SHIT. 739 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000 BUT YOU, JOE -- YOU MAY ACTUALLY HAVE A SHOT. 740 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 WELL, THANKS. 741 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 PROBABLY NOT. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE BACK. 742 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 BUT JUST THE FACT THAT I THINK YOU GOT A SHOT -- 743 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 THAT'S A HUGE COMPLIMENT. 744 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANKS, MAN. 745 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000 LISTEN, I GOT TO -- I'M MEETING A GUY. 746 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000 YOU GOT MY NUMBER, RIGHT? DON'T THROW IT OUT. 747 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA, LIKE -- 748 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 NO, NO, NO, NO. 749 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 NOT FOR GAMBLING, JOE, FOR WHO KNOWS? 750 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 GOLF, CHINESE FOOD, 751 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 TAKE A STRIPPER TO THE CIRCUS -- WHO KNOWS? 752 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 753 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 YEAH, I GOT YOUR NUMBER. 754 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 STAY WEIRD, JOE. 755 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 HEY, UH, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT -- GOT TO GO OUT THAT WAY. 756 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 YEAH. YEAH. 757 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 [ SIGHS ] 758 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000 HELLO THERE, SIR. 759 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 HELLO, SIR. 760 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000 BUENOS DíAS. 761 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000 YEAH, GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. HERE YOU GO. 762 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000 SAVED THAT FOR YOU. GRACIAS. 763 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000 HEY. 764 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Patrick: IF KOBE KEEPS PLAYING THE WAY HE'S PLAYING 765 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 FOR THE REST OF HIS CAREER, HE'S GONNA END UP AHEAD OF JORDAN. 766 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Owen: WELL, NOBODY'S BETTER THAN JORDAN. 767 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 THAT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT'S STUCK IN EVERYBODY'S HEAD. 768 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 I MEAN... 769 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000 DADDY? 770 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 HOW ABOUT A TEST DRIVE, SON? 771 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 SO, AREN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME 772 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 ABOUT THE MALIBU'S IMPRESSIVE FUEL ECONOMY? 773 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000 WELL, I WAS GONNA DRIVE PAST A FEW IMPORTS AND POINT OUT 774 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000 HOW IT BEATS EACH ONE. 775 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 THEN I'D THROW IN HOW IT BEATS THEM ON THE WARRANTY, TOO. 776 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000 YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD DO IT THAT WAY. 777 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000 [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, DADDY? 778 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 [ SIGHS ] 779 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000 I'D LIKE TO OFFER YOU A JOB, SON. 780 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 UM, THAT'S FINE, 781 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000 BUT I'VE FOUND A HOME HERE AT SCARPULLA. 782 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 YOU REALLY CAN'T BLAME ME 783 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 FOR HANDING THE REINS OVER TO MARCUS. 784 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000 LET'S NOT PRETEND YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS MOTIVATED. 785 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000 OKAY. YEAH. THAT'S FAIR, OKAY? 786 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 MM-HMM. 787 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000 I HAVEN'T ALWAYS PUT 110% INTO THE JOB. 788 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000 GOOD. 789 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 AND THERE'S A SIMPLE REASON FOR THAT, AND 790 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. 791 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 NO, NO. 792 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 I ALWAYS HAD MY OWN DREAM. 793 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 AND THAT'S NOTHING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S JUST MY OWN THING. 794 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND 795 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000 BECAUSE...YOU GOT YOURS. 796 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU GOT IT TWICE -- 797 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 THE NBA, THEN THE DEALERSHIP. 798 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 SO, LOOK, I WANTED MY OWN DREAM, 799 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 AND I ENDED UP INSIDE ONE OF YOURS. 800 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 SO, AT SOME POINT, 801 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,000 HAVING TO SETTLE FOR BEING THE BOSS' SON -- 802 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 IT JUST -- 803 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000 BUT COULD YOU SETTLE FOR BEING THE BOSS? 804 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 UH, POSSIBLY. 805 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 DON'T MULL OVER THIS TOO LONG. 806 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000 I'M INTERESTED. UM, I'M INTERESTED. 807 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000 BUT, UM, I GOT TO ASK. MM-HMM? 808 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 WHY? 809 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG. MARCUS IS A WINNER. 810 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000 BUT HAVING HIM THERE IN THE OFFICE, 811 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 ME RUNNING THINGS TOGETHER WITH HIM -- 812 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000 LOOK, THAT'S JUST NOT HOW I PICTURED IT. 813 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000 OKAY. 814 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 GOOD. 815 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT MARCUS? 816 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 HELL, THAT'S THE BOSS' PROBLEM. 817 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 818 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 [ IDES OF MARCH'S "VEHICLE" PLAYS ] 819 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000 ♪ WELL, I'M YOUR FRIENDLY STRANGER IN THE BLACK SEDAN ♪ 820 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 ♪ WON'T YOU HOP INSIDE MY CAR? ♪ 821 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 PLEASE GET NEW MUSIC. 822 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 ♪ GOT PICTURES, GOT CANDY, I'M A LOVABLE MAN ♪ 823 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 ♪ TAKE YOU TO THE NEAREST STAR ♪ DON'T FORGET YOUR PART. 824 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000 I'M NOT DOING IT. ♪ I'M YOUR VEHICLE, BABY ♪ 825 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000 OH, YOU GOT TO DO IT. 826 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 ♪ I'LL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO ♪ 827 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 NO, YOU DO IT. 828 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000 ♪ YOUR VEHICLE, MAMA ♪ NO, WE'RE A TEAM. DO IT. 829 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 ♪ BY NOW I'M SURE YOU KNOW ♪ THIS SONG SUCKS. 830 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 ♪ I LOVE YOU ♪ YOU GOT TO DO IT. 831 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 NOT DOING IT. ♪ NEED YOU ♪ 832 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 GOT TO DO IT. 833 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 ♪ I WANT YOU, GOT TO HAVE YOU, CHILD ♪ 834 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000 TAKE IT. 835 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,000 ♪ GREAT GOD IN HEAVEN, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU ♪ 836 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000 YEAH. 837 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 ♪ OH, YOU KNOW I DO -- ♪ [ RADIO CLICKS OFF ] 838 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 OKAY, WHERE THE HELL IS TERRY? 839 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 OH, HEY. 840 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000 ♪ DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO ♪ 841 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 ♪ DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO ♪ 842 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 OH, SHIT. THAT'S THE FANTASY WOMAN. 843 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000 OH, BE COOL. 844 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 OH, THAT'S HER? WELL, SAY SOMETHING, MAN. 845 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 NO, NO. 846 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 SHE SINGLE? THINK SO. 847 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000 WELL, YOU'RE SINGLE. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 848 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 HYGIENIST STILL IN THE PICTURE? 849 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE. IT'S -- I DON'T KNOW. 850 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000 WELL, THEN, LET'S GO. 851 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 WE'RE GONNA PASS RIGHT BY HER. HEY, HEY, TERRY. 852 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, FORGET HIM. 853 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000 LET'S GO. HERE WE GO. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 854 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 WE'RE SAYING SOMETHING. YEAH, YEAH. 855 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 I'M ALMOST 50. WHAT AM I WAITING FOR, RIGHT? 856 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 NOTHING TO LOSE. GOT THAT RIGHT. 857 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 858 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000 LOVING THOSE BALLOONS, HUH? 859 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,000 ♪ FLY LIKE AN EAGLE, LET MY SPIRIT CARRY ME ♪ 860 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 ARE YOU CRAZY? 861 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000 WHAT? 862 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 W-WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO A WOMAN? 863 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 SHE CAME IN THE STORE FOR BALLOONS A WHILE AGO. 864 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER THAT. 865 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 SHE THINKS YOU'RE SOME CRAZY GUY YELLING AT HER TITS. 866 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 SHE REMEMBERS IT. SHE CAME IN TWO TIMES. 867 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 [ SCOFFS ] SHE HAS TO REMEMBER IT. 868 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 WHAT? 869 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 870 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000 WHOA. LOOK WHO GOT A CELLPHONE. 871 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 872 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000 WHO CALLED YOU, PLANNED PARENTHOOD? 873 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 YOU ASKING FOR A BULK RATE? 874 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 875 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000 YOU KNOW, HIM, WOMEN. 876 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,000 MAN, YOU'RE WAY OFF TODAY. 877 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 HELLO? 878 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 TEA BAG. 879 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000 RUSTY. AW, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? 880 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 I'm good, man. Hey, listen. 881 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000 I'M RUNNING OUT WITH THE BOYS, 882 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 BUT BOBBY WANTED ME TO CALL YOU. 883 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000 HE SAID THAT YOU WROTE DOWN A BUNCH OF NOTES 884 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000 ABOUT THE SCRIPT? 885 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 YES. 886 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Could you e-mail those to me? 887 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 OR YOU COULD FAX THEM, YOU KNOW. 888 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 I MEAN, I FORGOT THAT YOU'RE -- THAT YOU'RE OLD SCHOOL. 889 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 890 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 I THINK, UM -- I THINK THERE'S A WAY 891 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000 I CAN SEND THEM RIGHT FROM MY PHONE. 892 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 OH, THAT'D BE GREAT, MAN. 893 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Owen: WHOA! 894 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000 WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 895 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000 WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? WHAT'S WRONG? 896 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 I'M 49 YEARS OLD, AND I SPENT THE LAST TWO DAYS 897 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 TRYING TO GET SHIT OUT OF MY HAIR, FOR STARTERS. 898 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000 WELL, WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHIT OR STUFF? 899 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 SHIT, ACTUAL SHIT, 900 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 THE KIND THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR ASS, JOE. 901 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 IT WAS IN YOUR HAIR? 902 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 OH, MAN, YOUR HAIR WAS IN MY CAR. 903 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? 904 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000 SCREW IT. SCREW THIS. SCREW HIKING. 905 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 IT'S ALL BULLSHIT. THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT. 906 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000 UH, OKAY, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, 907 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TAKING THIS KIND OF HARD, MAN. 908 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 OH, NO, I PROMISE YOU -- PROMISE YOU -- I'M NOT. 909 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,000 IT'S BEEN 30 YEARS -- 30. 910 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000 YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW, ACTING, IT'S LIKE YOU REACH -- 911 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000 AT A CERTAIN POINT, IT'S JUST DID YOU MAKE IT OR NOT? 912 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,000 AND I...NOT. 913 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "OH, DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAM, TERRY." 914 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW? 915 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO BAD IF I HADN'T, HUH? 916 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 YOU KNOW, I-I COULD'VE GONE BACK TO SCHOOL. 917 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 I COULD'VE LEARNED A-A TRADE OR SOMETHING. 918 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 I'D BE ALL RIGHT. 919 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000 AND NOW WE'RE AT THIS PLACE IN OUR LIVES, 920 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000 AND WE'VE -- WE'VE COME ALL THIS WAY, 921 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 AND I GOT NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. 922 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000 YOU GOT SOMETHING. 923 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 AND YOU -- AND YOU GOT SOMETHING. 924 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 WHAT? FAMILIES, CAREERS. 925 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 I-I DON'T KNOW. 926 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE I'M THE BOSS DOESN'T MEAN -- 927 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 I MEAN -- FAMILIES SUCK. 928 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 RIGHT? 929 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 [ SCOFFS ] FAMILIES. 930 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 931 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 [ SIGHS ] 932 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 OH, BOY. 933 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 [ CHUCKLES ] FAMILIES. 934 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 [ SIGHS ] 935 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 HEY, YOU KNOW, UH... 936 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HELPS, 937 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 BUT THE OTHER DAY, I WAS -- 938 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I GOOGLED THE WORD "HAPPY," 939 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 AND ALL THESE QUOTES CAME UP. 940 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 WHOA, HOLD ON, YOU -- YOU GOOGLED THE WORD "HAPPY"? 941 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, I DID. 942 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 WHAT, WERE YOU LOOKING FOR PORN? 943 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 NO. WHAT? 944 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000 WHY WOULD I PUT IN "HAPPY" IF I'M LOOKING FOR PORN? 945 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 I DON'T KNOW -- MAYBE YOU WERE JUST TRYING 946 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 TO SNEAK YOUR WAY THERE. 947 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000 OKAY, JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND. 948 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 ANYWAY, THESE QUOTES CAME UP, 949 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000 AND IT WAS ALL DIFFERENT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, 950 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,000 AND THERE WAS THIS ONE FROM THIS PASTOR ALLAN CHALMERS GUY. 951 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST KIND OF STUCK WITH ME. 952 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 HERE'S WHAT IT WAS. 953 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000 HE SAID, UM, THE GRAND ESSENTIALS OF HAPPINESS 954 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000 ARE SOMETHING TO DO, SOMETHING TO LOVE, 955 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 SOMETHING TO HOPE FOR. 956 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000 HOW DO YOU WHACK OFF TO THAT? 957 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 958 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 YEAH, OKAY, DICKLETS. 959 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 I'M TRYING TO HELP HERE. 960 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 OKAY, LOOK, I AGREE, YOU KNOW. 961 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW -- THE ONLY THING YOU NEED 962 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 IS TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT. 963 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000 I WAS ACTUALLY SAYING THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. 964 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000 I THINK HE'S GETTING REAL NOW, OKAY? OKAY? 965 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 SO LOVING WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GREAT. 966 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S ALSO GREAT? 967 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000 JUST DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT. 968 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, 969 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000 BECAUSE THERE ARE A MILLION THINGS THAT YOU COULD DO. 970 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I WAS GETTING REAL, TOO. 971 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000 I JUST WAS TALKING ABOUT HOPE. 972 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000 YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. I'D LIKE TO MAKE MY POINT. 973 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 GUYS, GUYS, OKAY. 974 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000 I GET IT, OKAY? I GET -- I GET -- I GET ALL OF IT. 975 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 LOOK, WHO AM I KIDDING? 976 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 I'M NEVER GONNA NOT WANT TO BE AN ACTOR. 977 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 I'M TOO MUCH IN LOVE WITH MYSELF. 978 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 979 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S... 980 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000 TIME TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 981 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 WHAT? 982 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 I DON'T KNOW. 983 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 ACTING -- WHAT ARE THE SKILLS THERE? 984 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000 YOU -- YOU LEARN HOW TO TALK, HOW TO MOVE, 985 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 HOW TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE, 986 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000 HOW TO MAKE EVERYBODY LOVE YOU. 987 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I AM? 988 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000 I'M A PROFESSIONALLY CHARMING PERSON. 989 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO WITH THAT? 990 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 991 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000 HEY, GOOD MORNING. OWEN! 992 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 993 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 994 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000 HEY. YEAH! 995 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 GM's BACK, AND SO AM I. 996 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 YEAH. HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 997 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000 MM. OKAY, OKAY, EVERYBODY. 998 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO HERE. 999 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 I WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE NEW GUY. 1000 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000 HIS NAME IS TERRY. 1001 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 KEEP AN EYE ON ALL YOUR CUSTOMERS, 1002 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 BECAUSE HE IS PROFESSIONALLY CHARMING. 1003 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 1004 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,000 OKAY, EVERYBODY TAKE A SEAT, BECAUSE, UM... 1005 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 ...HERE WE GO. 1006 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000 JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 1007 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 WHOA, THERE YOU GO. 1008 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 MAN, YOU'RE KILLING IT TODAY. 1009 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 DAD, CAN I DRIVE? 1010 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 UH... 1011 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 YEAH, WE'RE FAR ENOUGH AWAY. 1012 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000 GO AHEAD. 1013 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,000 GO FOR IT. 1014 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000 DON'T GO NUTS, NOW. 1015 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 HEY, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1016 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,000 UM...I LIED TO YOU ABOUT THE BOOKIE 1017 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 AND ABOUT THE GAMBLING. 1018 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 I'M -- I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1019 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 OH. 1020 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000 IT'S OKAY, DAD. 1021 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 NO, NO, NOT OKAY. 1022 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000 I WANTED TO BE TRUTHFUL WITH YOU, AND I WASN'T, 1023 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000 AND I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE LIKE THAT WITH YOU. 1024 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 SO YOU'RE GONNA STOP GAMBLING? 1025 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000 STOPPED ALREADY. 1026 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000 GOOD. 1027 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 YEAH. IT IS GOOD. 1028 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1029 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000 SOMETHING ELSE I WANT TO TELL YOU, 1030 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000 WHILE WE'RE BEING HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 1031 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 YOU KNOW HOW I'M ALWAYS TALKING 1032 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000 ABOUT TRYING OUT FOR THE SENIOR TOUR? 1033 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000 WELL, I'M GONNA DO IT. 1034 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000 REALLY? YEAH. 1035 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 DAD, THAT'S AWESOME. 1036 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 YEAH, WELL, IF I MAKE IT, IT'S AWESOME -- 1037 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000 EVEN IF I DON'T, BUT MOSTLY IF I DO. 1038 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 IT'LL BE AWESOME NO MATTER WHAT. 1039 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 1040 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 [ IDES OF MARCH'S "VEHICLE" PLAYS ] 1041 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000 UGH. REALLY? UGH? 1042 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000 WHAT, ARE YOU OFF THE BANDWAGON ALREADY? 1043 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS GONNA BE EASY. 1044 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 I THINK YOU HIT A DUCK. 1045 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000 THERE'S NO DUCKS IN THERE. GO. 1046 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 ♪ LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ WELL, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU ♪ 1047 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000 ♪ NEED YOU ♪ ♪ NEED YOU ♪ 1048 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 ♪ I WANT YOU, I GOT TO HAVE YOU ♪ 73071

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