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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 [ SPLASHING ] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 HEY. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 HEY. SPRINKLER'S BUSTED AGAIN. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 WHAT? THE THING. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 OH. LOOK AT THAT. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 WELL, I WAS WONDERING WHY IT WAS TURNING BROWN. 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 YEAH, THE PLASTIC ONES -- THEY ALWAYS BREAK, 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 AND THEN THE WHOLE SYSTEM -- IT'S GONNA GO NUTS ON YOU. 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 YOU KNOW, I'LL PICK UP A COUPLE PARTS. I'LL 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 COME BY AND FIX IT. 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE. 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 IT'S 10 MINUTES. 13 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 RIGHT. WELL, I'LL GET A HANDYMAN, THEN. 14 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 NO. WHY A HANDYMAN? I'LL COME ON A SATURDAY -- 15 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 JOE, I DIDN'T COME OUT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE SPRINKLERS! 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 OKAY. 17 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 [ SIGHS ] I'M SORRY. 18 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. WHAT'S GOING ON? 19 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 IT'S LUCY. 20 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 THERE'S A BOY WHO'S BEEN BOTHERING HER. 21 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 WHO? THE KID WITH THE HAIR? 22 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 NO, A DIFFERENT ONE -- TRAVIS. 23 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 TRAVIS? 24 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 YEAH, I THOUGHT HE WAS NICE, BUT I GUESS IT DIDN'T WORK OUT, 25 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 AND NOW HE KEEPS CALLING HER AND TEXTING AND... 26 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 OF COURSE, SHE WON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME, 27 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU HEAR ABOUT THESE KIDS THESE DAYS 28 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 WHO GO OFF THE DEEP END, AND... 29 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 30 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 BUT, I MEAN, COME ON. THEY'RE 17. 31 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. IT'S JUST SOME DRAMA. 32 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 NO. JOE, JOE, THIS FEELS REALLY AGGRESSIVE TO ME, OKAY? 33 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 34 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 TRAVIS. 35 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE NAME. 36 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 OH, MY GOD, JOE. 37 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 ANYWAY, I'LL JUST TALK TO HER. I'LL ASK HER. 38 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 NO! OH, MY GOD, NO! THAT WOULD MAKE HER CLAM UP EVEN MORE. 39 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 ALL RIGHT, I WON'T TALK TO HER. 40 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 YEAH, WELL, JUST PAY ATTENTION TO HER 41 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 AND, YOU KNOW, LET HER KNOW YOU'RE THERE FOR HER, 42 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 THAT WE'RE THERE FOR HER. 43 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 JUST MONITOR THE SITUATION, OKAY? AND I'LL DO THE SAME. 44 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Lucy: ALBERT! COME ON! OKAY? JUST -- 45 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT. 46 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 ALL RIGHT. THANKS. DON'T WORRY. 47 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Don't bring anything up unless she says something to you first. 48 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 49 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Okay. Thanks. All right. 50 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 And just a warning -- she's been really moody. 51 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 BYE, MOM. 52 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 HAVE A GREAT DAY, YOU GUYS! 53 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 BYE! [ CHUCKLES ] 54 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 HI. YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE. 55 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 NO, IT DOESN'T. 56 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:46,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 57 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 58 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 59 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 60 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 61 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 62 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:05,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 63 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 [ HIGH-PITCHED WHINING ] 64 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 [ SNORING LIGHTLY ] 65 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 [ WHINING STOPS ] 66 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 [ SNORTS ] 67 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 68 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 [ GROANING ] 69 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 [ SIGHS ] 70 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 300 BUCKS, MY ASS. 71 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 COME ON! 72 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 [ SIGHS ] 73 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 74 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 [ BEEPING STOPS ] 75 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 [ SMOOCHES ] 76 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 DID YOU BREAK MY WAVE MACHINE? 77 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 NO. I SET IT. 78 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 79 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I THOUGHT IT ONLY MADE RAINFOREST SOUNDS. 80 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 81 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 THOSE MAKE YOU GO TO SLEEP. 82 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 THEY DON'T WAKE YOU UP. 83 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 EXACTLY. 84 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 [ SIGHS ] 85 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 THIS IS A MUCH BETTER WAY TO WAKE UP. 86 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 OH. NO, SORRY, PAL. 87 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 NOPE. I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK. 88 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 YOU GOT TIME. 89 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 NO. DON'T YOU START AT 10:00? 90 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 UH, 10:00, 11:00. 91 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 MM...TOMORROW. 92 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 OH, MUST BE NICE. 93 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 MMM-HMM. 94 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 HMM. [ GRUNTS ] 95 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER? 96 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 SURE. 97 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 WHAT TIME? 98 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 I DON'T KNOW. UH... 99 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 WHY DON'T I JUST SWING BY YOUR WORK LATER ON 100 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 AND WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT? 101 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 OKAY. I GET OFF AT 6:00. 102 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 YEAH, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 103 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 OKAY. 104 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I'M DONE AT 6:00. 105 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 [ RAINFOREST SOUNDS PLAY ] 106 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 I FIXED IT. 107 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Michael: GOT YOU! GOT YOU! 108 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Jamie: NO, YOU DIDN'T! YOU GOT MY SHIRT! 109 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 BOYS! 110 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 SIT DOWN, OR I WILL EAT THIS BREAKFAST MYSELF! 111 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 [ BOYS LAUGHING ] 112 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 DID YOU, UH, BLOW A FUSE OR SOMETHING? 113 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 MNH-MNH. THE ELECTRICIANS ARE RUNNING POWER TO THE ADDITION. 114 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 AND APPARENTLY, TO DO THAT, 115 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 THEY HAD TO DISCONNECT THE WHOLE HOUSE FROM THE MAIN LINE. 116 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 COME ON. 117 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 WAIT -- THE ADDITION IS GETTING POWER? 118 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 AS WE SPEAK. 119 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 THEY SAID IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN AN HOUR. 120 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 SWEETIE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 121 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 HMM? 122 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 WE ARE ALMOST DONE. 123 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,000 DONE LIKE DONE DONE? 124 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 LIKE DONE DONE. 125 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I MEAN, THEY STILL HAVE THINGS TO DO ON THEIR LIST, 126 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 BUT YEAH. 127 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 DONE DONE. 128 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SEE THIS DAY. 129 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 [ LAUGHS ] 130 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 COME ON! 131 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 COULD YOU PICK UP A MOVIE FOR THE BOYS ON YOUR 132 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 WAY HOME FROM WORK? 133 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I'M ABOUT TO STRANGLE THOSE TWO. 134 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 YEAH, YEAH. I'LL GIVE YOU A -- 135 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 UH, WHERE ARE THEY GOING? 136 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 SUPPLIES, I GUESS. 137 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 [ TRUCK DOOR SLAMS ] 138 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Powers: MR. THOREAU? 139 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 YEAH? 140 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 BRENT POWERS -- DEPARTMENT OF BUILDING AND SAFETY. 141 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 AND THIS IS OFFICER KEARNS WITH THE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 142 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 AND, UH, W-WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU GENTLEMEN? 143 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 WELL, SIR, I'M AFRAID WE'RE HERE TO SHUT 144 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 YOUR CONSTRUCTION DOWN. 145 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 EXCUSE ME? 146 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 WELL, YOU'RE BUILDING WITHOUT A PERMIT, MR. THOREAU. 147 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 OUR OFFICE HAS RED-TAGGED THIS SITE 148 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 FOUR TIMES IN THE LAST MONTH 149 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 TO ALERT YOU THAT YOU WERE NOT IN COMPLIANCE. 150 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? 151 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 NO! NO! GUNTHER DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT RED TAGS. 152 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 YEAH, OUR CONTRACTOR NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO US 153 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS. 154 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] OH. 155 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? 156 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 WELL, SOMETIMES YOUR LESS-SCRUPULOUS CONTRACTORS 157 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 WILL SIMPLY RIP THE TAGS DOWN WITHOUT ALERTING THE HOMEOWNER. 158 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 THEN THEY'LL HIT YOU UP WITH AS MANY "SURPRISE 159 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 BILLS" AS THEY CAN 160 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 BEFORE WE SHOW UP TO SHUT THE SITE DOWN. 161 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 THEN THEY JUST DISAPPEAR. 162 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 NO, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 163 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 SO, UH, WHAT -- WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 164 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 WELL, ALL WORK HAS TO STOP 165 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 UNTIL AN INSPECTOR CAN DETERMINE THE EXTENT OF THE VIOLATIONS. 166 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? 167 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 WELL, WORST-CASE SCENARIO -- THE COUNTY COULD DEMAND 168 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 THAT YOU TEAR DOWN ANY WORK THAT WAS DONE 169 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 AND REBUILD WITH THE PROPER PERMITS. 170 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 ALL OF IT? 171 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 NO, NO -- JUST THE NEW CONSTRUCTION. 172 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 NO, THAT'S ALL OF IT. 173 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 OH. 174 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 UH...THEN YES. 175 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 THANK YOU. 176 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 177 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 HEY, MARIA. HEY. 178 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 OH. 179 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 WE NEED, UM, MORE...MILLER. 180 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 MILLER? 181 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 YOU KNOW, THE SILVER BALLOONS. 182 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 OH, MYLAR. IT'S PRONOUNCED "MY-LAR." 183 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 WE'RE OUT OF IT. 184 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 ALL RIGHT. 185 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 HEY, MARIA... 186 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 YOU AND, UM... 187 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 YOU AND -- AND -- WHAT'S-HER-NAME, 188 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 YOU GUYS -- YOU BROKE UP, RIGHT? 189 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 KAITLYN. 190 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 YEAH. 191 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I'M JUST -- THE ONLY REASON I'M BRINGING IT UP 192 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 IS 'CAUSE MY DAUGHTER, LUCY, JUST BROKE UP WITH THIS KID, 193 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 AND HE'S TAKING IT KIND OF HARD, YOU KNOW, 194 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 AND -- I DON'T KNOW. 195 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:53,000 DID -- DID KAITLYN EVER GET...CLINGY? 196 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 SHE EVER, LIKE, COULDN'T LET GO? 197 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 KAITLYN BROKE UP WITH ME. 198 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 OH. 199 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I MEAN, NOT THAT -- NOT THAT -- 200 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 IT'S DIFFERENT, THOUGH, RIGHT? 201 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I MEAN, IT PROBABLY IS WAY DIFFERENT 202 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE BOTH... 203 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 YOU'RE A GIRL. SHE'S A GIRL. IT'S DIFFERENT, RIGHT? 204 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 205 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 ALL RIGHT. 206 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 MY COUSIN -- SHE BROKE UP WITH SOME GUY, 207 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 AND HE CAME TO HER HOUSE AND KILLED HER GUINEA PIG. 208 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 WHOA! 209 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 LIKE, UH, "FATAL ATTRACTION" -- THE RABBIT. 210 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 NO, IT WASN'T A RABBIT. 211 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 IT WAS A GUINEA PIG. 212 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 YEAH. YEAH, NO, I KNOW, BUT... 213 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 YOU SAW "FATAL ATTRACTION"? 214 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 UH-HUH. 215 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 YEAH. 216 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 YEAH, BUT... THIS WAS A GUINEA PIG. 217 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 ANYWAY, I HAD A -- 218 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 I BROKE UP WITH A GIRL IN 6th GRADE, 219 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 AND SHE, UH... 220 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 IF I CAN REMEMBER THE QUOTE -- 221 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 SHE TOLD EVERYBODY I HAD NO WIENER. 222 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 I'D RATHER SHE KILLED MY RABBIT. [ CHUCKLES ] 223 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE FUN. 224 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 I'M JUST -- I'M JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN IT UP. 225 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET SOME MYLAR. 226 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:06,000 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0. 227 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 [ MARKER CLATTERS ] 228 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? 229 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 WHY DO I KEEP SEEING CUSTOMERS WALKING OUT OF MY SHOWROOM? 230 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 DON'T START TELLING ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE ECONOMY. 231 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:24,000 IN 1979, DURING THE ARABIAN OPEC BULLSHIT, 232 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I SOLD MORE CARS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS CITY. 233 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 AND DO YOU KNOW HOW? 234 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:33,000 BECAUSE I COULD ALWAYS, ALWAYS FIND "THE KEY." 235 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 WHEN YOU'VE GOT AN UP, 236 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 YOU DON'T JUST SHOW HIM THE FLOOR MODEL 237 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 AND ASK ABOUT A TRADE-IN. 238 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 HELL NO. YOU FIND THE KEY. 239 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 YOU GET INSIDE OF HIS BRAIN. 240 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT HIS OLD LADY NAGGING HIM, 241 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 ABOUT HOW HE'S NOSE-DEEP IN CRAP-FILLED DIAPERS. 242 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 YOU WORK THE MAN. YOU FIND THE KEY. 243 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 YOU GOT IT? 244 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 WHAT IF THE GUY'S NOT MARRIED? 245 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 246 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 STILL NO POWER AT THE HOUSE. 247 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 STILL? 248 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I HAVE LEFT FIVE MESSAGES FOR GUNTHER. 249 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 I'LL -- I'LL MAKE SOME CALLS TO THE BILLING OFFICE DOWNTOWN, 250 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,000 AND, UM, IF THE POWER'S NOT ON BY TONIGHT, UH, 251 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 WE'LL JUST, UH, CHECK INTO A HOTEL. 252 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 WE CAN'T BE SPENDING MONEY ON HOTELS -- 253 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 NOT IF WE MIGHT HAVE TO TEAR DOWN THE HOUSE. 254 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA DO? 255 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Michael: GRANDPA! 256 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 WHO LET THESE RUGRATS IN HERE? 257 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 [ LAUGHS ] 258 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 WE'RE GOING TO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE, GRANDPA! 259 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 SAYS WHO? 260 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 MOMMY. 261 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 OH. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] HI, GUYS. 262 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MY HOME HAS NO POWER? 263 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 BECAUSE MY CONTRACTOR'S AN ASSHOLE, THAT'S WHY! 264 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 265 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I WILL NOT! I WILL NOT CHANGE MY TONE! 266 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE -- WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE 267 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING THAT'S HELPFUL? 268 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 NO, NO, DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD. 269 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 AAAAARGH! 270 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 YOU KNOW, YOU WATCH HIM MOVE LIKE THAT, 271 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 AND IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE HE'S THE CHILD OF A 272 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE. 273 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 [ SHOUTING ] MORE CONTRACTOR STUFF? 274 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW. 275 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 [ ARGUING INDISTINCTLY ] 276 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 I TURNED HIM ON TO THAT GUY. 277 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 HE DID THE SIDING ON MY BUILDING. IT LOOKS GREAT. 278 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 AAAH, SHIT! 279 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 OH-HO-HO! SHIT, SHIT! 280 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 HE'S GONNA BLAME ME FOR THIS. 281 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 YOU WATCH. 282 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 OH, YEAH. PROBABLY. 283 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 [ SIGHS ] WELL, WELL, WELL. 284 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 285 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 MORNING, LAURA. 286 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 TERRANCE. 287 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 HERE YOU GO. 288 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 THANK YOU. 289 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 YOU'RE WELCOME. 290 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 WHAT? 291 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? 292 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 I DON'T KNOW. COUPLE WEEKS AGO. 293 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 TURNS OUT WE BOTH DROVE VW BUSES IN COLLEGE. 294 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 OH. 295 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 YOU SHOULD HAVE A CHOKE COLLAR ON YOUR DICK. 296 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 297 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 HEY. 298 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 EVERYTHING COOL? 299 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 300 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 HE'S DOING THE WAITRESS. 301 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 WHAT? YEAH. 302 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 [ SIGHS ] 303 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 WHICH ONE? 304 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 THE -- THE TALL ONE. 305 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 [ CHUCKLES ] WHY YOU GOT TO SHIT WHERE WE EAT? 306 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 OH, THAT'S NICE. 307 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 YOU KNOW, SHE'S TOUCHING OUR FOOD, 308 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 AND SHE'S BEEN -- SHE'S BEEN NEAR HIS BUSINESS. 309 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000 WHOA, WHOA. DON'T WORRY. WE ALWAYS TAKE A SHOWER AFTERWARDS. 310 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,000 GROSS. 311 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU ORDER ME HERE? 312 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE 20 MINUTES LATE EVERY TIME. 313 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT I ORDER FOR YOU. 314 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 HEY, I'M NOT 20 MINUTES LATE. 315 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, 15. SORRY. YOU'RE EARLY. 316 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 MAN, MY CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS ARE OUT OF WHACK. 317 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 ANNIE SET THE ALARM THIS MORNING, AND -- 318 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 HOLD IT. ANNIE? 319 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 SO YOU GOT THE WAITRESS AND THE 25-YEAR-OLD? 320 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I DON'T "GOT" ANYBODY. [ SCOFFS ] OH. 321 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 ANYWAY, ANNIE SET THE ALARM THIS MORNING, 322 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 WHICH IS A TOTALLY UNHEALTHY WAY TO WAKE UP. 323 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 SO, FROM 8:00 TO 11:00, 324 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 I FALL STRAIGHT BACK INTO A REM SLEEP, 325 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,000 AND THEN, BAM! EVERY NINE MINUTES, I'M BACK UP. 326 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 YEAH, I HATE IT WHEN I CAN'T REM SLEEP THROUGH TO 11:00. 327 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 WHO ARE YOU KIDDING, ANYWAY? 328 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 YOU'RE UP EVERY NINE MINUTES 329 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 GOING, "I'M SLEEPING WITH A 25-YEAR-OLD!" 330 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 YOU'RE HIGH-FIVING YOUR PENIS. 331 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 332 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 I DON'T EXPECT YOU GUYS TO UNDERSTAND. 333 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 I GET IT. 334 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 I KNOW WHY YOU LIKE HER. 335 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 SHE FILLS GAPS, RIGHT? 336 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 WHAT? 337 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 FROM "ROCKY," MAN. THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE. 338 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 PAULIE SAYS, "HEY, WHY YOU GOIN' OUT WITH MY SISTER?" 339 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 AND ROCKY'S LIKE, 340 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 [ Deep voice ] "I GOT GAPS. "SHE'S GOT GAPS. 341 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 YOU KNOW, TOGETHER WE FILL GAPS." 342 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 THAT'S THE BEST SCENE? 343 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 [ Normal voice ] MM-HMM. 344 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 IN "ROCKY"? 345 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 YEAH. 346 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 NOT WHEN HE'S JUMPING AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS 347 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 WITH HIS ARMS IN THE AIR? 348 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 OR "CUT ME, MICK"? HOW 'BOUT "CUT ME, MICK"? 349 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 OR THE MEAT, MAN! 350 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 HE'S PUNCHING THE MEAT AND THE MUSIC'S PLAYING? 351 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 "GONNA FLY NOW"! THAT'S THE BEST SCENE. 352 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 NO, THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY THI-- THAT'S THE OBVIOUS, BUT IT'S -- 353 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST SONG. 354 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 MAN, YOU'RE NOT -- NAH, YOU DON'T GET IT. 355 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 "FILLS GAPS" -- THAT'S DEEP SHIT. 356 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 I COULD NAME 80 OTHER SCENES... 357 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 NO. 358 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 ...THAT PEOPLE REMEMBER MORE THAN THAT ONE. 359 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 FORGET IT, MAN. FORGET IT. 360 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 WHAT? 361 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 YOU KNOW HE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE HIS MIND. 362 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 AND THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO SPEND 363 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 THE LAST PART OF MY MORNING BEFORE I GO DOWNTOWN 364 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 TO CONVINCE SOME ASSHOLE INSPECTOR 365 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 TO LET SOME ASSHOLE ELECTRICIAN WIRE MY HOUSE 366 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 SO I CAN TURN ON MY ASSHOLE LIGHTS. 367 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 SO, FORGET IT. FORGET IT. 368 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 OKAY? 369 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT, I-I CAN [SIGHS] 370 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 I CAN HELP YOU GET YOUR LIGHTS ON. 371 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 NO, NO, NO. LOOK. 372 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 TWO YEARS OF STAGE-LIGHTING CLASSES IN COLLEGE. 373 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 YOU DON'T WANT TO LET THAT KNOWLEDGE GO TO WASTE. 374 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 NO. NO, THANK YOU. YOU'VE...DONE ENOUGH. 375 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 I TOLD YOU HE'D BLAME ME. 376 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 377 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 THIS IS, UH... 378 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 379 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,000 I DON'T EVEN SEE AN APPLICATION FOR A PERMIT. 380 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 UH, WE THINK OUR CONTRACTOR WAS LYING TO US. 381 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 WAS THIS A, UM, SMALL JOB 382 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 THAT MAYBE YOU FIGURED YOU DIDN'T NEED A PERMIT FOR 383 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A BIG JOB? 384 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 NO. IT'S THE SAME SIZE IT ALWAYS WAS. 385 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 I MEAN, WE ADDED A WINDOW 386 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000 AND A, UM...PORTICO OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, 387 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,000 BUT, UM, NO -- WE WEREN'T TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING, 388 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. 389 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 WELL, I'M SORRY, MR., UH, THOREAU, 390 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 BUT I'M AFRAID I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY 391 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,000 TO ALLOW YOU TO RESUME CONSTRUCTION. 392 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 WAIT. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S -- THAT'S FINE. 393 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 HELL, I'M HAPPY JUST TO HAVE A LITTLE BREAK 394 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 FROM ALL THE HAMMERING. 395 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 ALL WE REALLY WANT TO DO 396 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 IS GET THE ELECTRICITY IN THE MAIN HOUSE BACK ON. 397 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 WHY WAS THE ELECTRICITY OFF? 398 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 FOR THE CONSTRUCTION. 399 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 BUT -- BUT -- BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO ANY MORE WORK. 400 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 I WISH I COULD HELP YOU, BUT IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS. 401 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 AND ANY CHANGES TO THE CONDITION OF YOUR HOUSE 402 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 WILL BE CONSIDERED WORK AND THEN SUBJECT TO MORE FINES. 403 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 BELIEVE ME, 404 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM EVEN BIGGER HEADACHES. 405 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 48. 406 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,000 [ AL GREEN'S "LET'S STAY TOGETHER" PLAYS ON RADIO ] 407 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 YO! 408 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 409 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 OH, NOT MUCH. 410 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 WHERE'S LUCY? 411 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 WHO'S THE GUY SHE'S TALKING TO? 412 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 TRAVIS, I THINK. 413 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 HEY. YOU OKAY? 414 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 UH-HUH. 415 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000 YEAH? YOU LOOK A LITTLE...FLUSHED. 416 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 417 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 OH, JUST -- YOU KNOW. 418 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 WERE YOU OUT IN THE SUN TODAY? 419 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 YEAH, I-I GUESS SO. 420 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 YEAH. THAT'S -- THAT'S PROBABLY IT. 421 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 [ HUMS ] 422 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 OH, GOOD. YOU FOUND THEM. 423 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 UH, YEAH. THANKS, MOM. 424 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 OKAY. I'M GOING FOR A RUN. 425 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 OH, YEAH. YOU ENJOY THAT. 426 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 OWEN, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU RAN. 427 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 NOT EVERY NIGHT, 428 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN I NEED TO LET OFF SOME STEAM. 429 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 YOU KNOW, HONEY, YOUR FATHER HAS PLENTY OF FRIENDS DOWNTOWN. 430 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I'M SURE HE CAN MAKE A FEW CALLS 431 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 AND GET THIS ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 432 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 REALLY? 433 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 THE MAYOR'S BROTHER-IN-LAW -- 434 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 HE'S BEEN A CUSTOMER FOR YEARS. 435 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 YEAH, WE CAN HANDLE IT, MOM. 436 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 UNO! 437 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 GRANDPA, THAT'S NOT FAIR! 438 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IT'S NOT FAIR"? 439 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 IF YOU LET YOUR CARDS OUT FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE, 440 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 YOU'RE GONNA GET STUNG. 441 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 OWEN. 442 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 BE NICE. 443 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 I'M SUPPOSED TO LET HIM WIN? 444 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 THE BOY IS 6 YEARS OLD, GRANDPA. 445 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 WELL, HE'S NOT GONNA BE 6 FOREVER, NOW, IS HE? 446 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 IF YOU LET THEM WIN NOW, 447 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000 THEY'LL THINK THE WORLD OWES THEM SOMETHING. 448 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 449 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 CAN WE GO WATCH TV NOW? 450 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 OH, NO, NO, NO. LOSER HAS TO SHUFFLE. 451 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 SO NOT GONNA LOSE. 452 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 THE POINT IS TO WIN. 453 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 OKAY, I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. 454 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 AN HOUR? 455 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 HE CAN RUN FOR A WHOLE HOUR? 456 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 MM-HMM. 457 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 YEAH, WATCH -- WATCH YOUR STEP. 458 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 THERE'S NAILS AND CRAP EVERYWHERE. 459 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 OH. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT WHEN IT'S DONE, HUH? 460 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 YEAH. IT WAS DONE BY A CRIMINAL. 461 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 AND IT MIGHT ALL SOON BE GONE. 462 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR? 463 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 THE JUNCTION BOX. 464 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 YEAH. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 465 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000 IT -- [ SIGHS ] 466 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 LIKE A BOX. 467 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? I'M A CAR SALESMAN. 468 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 [ Chuckling ] WELL, I DON'T SELL CARS, 469 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 BUT IF YOU ASK ME TO FIND A WHEEL, 470 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I'M GONNA GO WITH SOMETHING ROUND. 471 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 JUST TURN MY DAMN LIGHTS ON! 472 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 [ LAUGHS ] 473 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Albert: SO, I'M NOT SAYING I'M THE FASTEST KID IN MY GYM CLASS, 474 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 BUT I'M AT LEAST IN THE TOP EIGHT. 475 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 EIGHT? 476 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000 USUALLY WHEN YOU SAY A TOP, YOU ROUND IT OUT TO, LIKE, 10. 477 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 BUT I'M BETTER THAN THAT. 478 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000 I MEAN, IF I SAID "TOP 10," YOU'D THINK I WAS 10. 479 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 I'M NOT. I'M EIGHT. 480 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 YEAH, I GET IT. I GET IT. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 481 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 HEY, COME ON, THUMBELINA. 482 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 WE WERE GONNA PUT IT DOWN DURING DINNER, RIGHT? 483 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000 YEAH, I AM. JUST...A SECOND. 484 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 AND...DONE. 485 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 HAPPY? 486 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 YEAH. YEAH. 487 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 NOW, LET'S -- COME ON. LET'S TALK A LITTLE. 488 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I GOT TO PEE. I HAD TWO LARGE COKES. 489 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000 AND I LICKED ALL MY FRIES, ALBERT. 490 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 ALBERT, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING -- 491 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS TRAVIS GUY? 492 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 I DON'T KNOW. 493 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 I MEAN, DO YOU SEE HIM AROUND SCHOOL? IS HE A NICE GUY? 494 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 YEAH, USUALLY. 495 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 I GUESS LAST WEEK, HE CALLED LUCY A WHORE. 496 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 WHAT?! 497 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 AGH! BRAIN FREEZE! 498 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 499 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 IT'S LIKE NAILS IN MY EYEBALLS! 500 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 [ CELLPHONE CHIRPS ] 501 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 [ WHIMPERING ] 502 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 ALBERT, HOW DO YOU -- HOW DO YOU -- 503 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS? 504 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 TO DO WHAT? 505 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. JUST READ THEM. 506 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 ALL OF THEM? 507 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 YEAH, YEAH. WHAT -- UNLOCK IT. 508 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 [ BEEPING ] 509 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 510 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 HE HAD ONE OF YOUR FRIES. 511 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 WHOA. 512 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 ALL THAT HAPPENED IN THE BATHROOM? 513 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 YEAH, I'M JUST... 514 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 A FRIEND OF MINE IS SUPPOSED TO SWING BY AND PICK ME UP. 515 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 IS IT THE OLD GUY? 516 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 YEAH, THE OLD GUY. 517 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 518 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000 YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS JUST ME, I COULD HANDLE IT. YOU KNOW? 519 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 I'M USED TO IT. 520 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 BUT WHEN HE STARTS DROPPING THAT SHIT ON MY KIDS? 521 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 MAN -- JUST HOLD THE LIGHT UP, 522 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 WOULD YOU? 523 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 SO, HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THE HOUSE? 524 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 I TOLD THEM I WAS GOING FOR A RUN. 525 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 AND THEY BOUGHT THAT? 526 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 [ LAUGHS ] 527 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 ANYWAY, THANKS FOR COMING OUT SO QUICK. 528 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 YOU'RE SAVING MY ASS. 529 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 YOU KIDDING ME? YOU SAVED MINE. 530 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 LAURA FROM THE DINER CAME BY AFTER WORK, 531 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 AND I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU HADN'T CALLED, 532 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 I MIGHT HAVE BEEN CUDDLED TO DEATH. 533 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 OKAY. 534 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 SO, HERE WE GO. 535 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 WE GOT THE BLACK -- POSITIVE. 536 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 RED, POSITIVE. 537 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 THEY GOT THIS GREEN ONE GOING... 538 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 WHAT THE HELL. I'LL JUST PUT IT THERE. 539 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 TERRY. 540 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 NOW, WHOA. TERRY. 541 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 TERRY, COME ON, MAN! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DO-- 542 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 [ CLICK ] 543 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 EH? 544 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 SON OF A BITCH. 545 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,000 [ LAUGHS ] 546 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 HUH? 547 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 [ LAUGHS ] 548 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 WOW. 549 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 WHO KNEW THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY DO SHIT? 550 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 SURPRISED THE HELL OUT OF ME. 551 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Officer: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 552 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 553 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 WAIT RIGHT THERE. KEEP YOUR HANDS UP. 554 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 NO, NO. NO, OFFICER, THIS IS -- THIS IS MY HOUSE. 555 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000 WE JUST HAD A LITTLE ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. 556 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 LET ME SEE SOME I.D. YEAH. 557 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 AND MOVE SLOWLY. 558 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 SURE. NO -- NO PROBLEM. 559 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 560 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 OH. 561 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 WHAT? 562 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 THESE ARE NOT MY SHORTS. 563 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 AW, SHIT. 564 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 [ CAR DOOR SLAMS ] 565 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000 REALLY? THEY GOT TO CUFF US? 566 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW. 567 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 WE COULD HAVE BEEN BREAKING AND ENTERING. 568 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 BREAKING INTO WHAT? 569 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000 WE WALKED IN THROUGH A PLASTIC SHEET. 570 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 HEY, WHAT TIME IS IT? 571 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 HMM? 572 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 AAH! 573 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 7:30. 574 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 SHIT! 575 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 WHAT THE HELL -- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? 576 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 AH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP ANNIE AN HOUR AGO FOR DINNER. 577 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 OHHHH. 578 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 IT'S -- IT'S FINE. 579 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 OH, GOOD. 580 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 WELL, MAYBE NOW SHE'LL REALIZE SHE'S DATING A DICK. 581 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,000 WHY AM I A DICK? 582 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000 BECAUSE ONLY A DICK 583 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 GOES STRAIGHT FROM BANGING A WAITRESS ALL AFTERNOON 584 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 TO DINNER WITH HIS 25-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND. 585 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. 586 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 NEITHER IS LAURA. 587 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 AND I HAVE BEEN TOTALLY UP FRONT WITH BOTH OF THEM 588 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 ABOUT HOW I FEEL ABOUT ALL THIS, AND THEY'RE OKAY WITH IT. 589 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 OH, SO THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER? 590 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 [ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY ] 591 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 592 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 THEY'RE HAPPY. I'M HAPPY. 593 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE WHOLE THING IS YOU. 594 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING LATELY. 595 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE HAD A HIKE OR WENT TO LUNCH 596 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 WHEN YOU WEREN'T BITCHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE. 597 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 "MY DAD'S TOO TOUGH ON ME. THE KIDS ARE UP ALL NIGHT. 598 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 THE CONTRACTOR'S SCREWING ME." BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 599 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 THAT'S YOUR FAULT! YOU TOLD ME GUNTHER DID GREAT WORK! 600 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000 HE DOES DO GREAT WORK! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 601 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000 HE DOES IT WITHOUT A PERMIT? 602 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 LOOK, I DIDN'T HIRE HIM. I JUST LIVE IN THE BUILDING. 603 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 GEEZ! MAN! 604 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY! 605 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 YOU'RE TELLING ME ABOUT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY? 606 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 YOU CAN'T EVEN BE ON TIME FOR SHIT YOU WANT TO BE AT! 607 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000 OH, NO, NO, NO. NOT THE SAME. NOT THE SAME. 608 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE? 609 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 'CAUSE I KNOW WHY. I KNOW EXACTLY WHY. 610 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 REALLY? I GOT A WHOLE THEORY 611 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 ABOUT IT. 612 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 WELL, PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, O GREAT BUDDHA. 613 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 WHEN YOU'RE LATE, ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT 614 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 IS GETTING TO WHERE YOU'RE TRYING TO GO -- 615 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 TRAFFIC, LIGHTS, WHATEVER. 616 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 YOU GOT NO ROOM IN YOUR HEAD FOR ANYTHING ELSE. 617 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000 BUT IF YOU'RE EARLY, 618 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT STUFF. 619 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 YOUR BRAIN'S NOT OCCUPIED THAT WAY. 620 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 SO YOUR MIND DRIFTS. 621 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000 MAYBE YOU START THINKING, YOU KNOW, INWARD -- 622 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHO YOU ARE, WHATNOT. 623 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 624 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000 THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR 625 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 AND ASK, "WHO ARE YOU, TERRY?" 626 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 BECAUSE THEN YOU MIGHT START THINKING 627 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 ABOUT EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE 628 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 AND WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. 629 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE LATE ALL THE TIME. 630 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 WELL, THANK YOU. 631 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 YEAH. 632 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 THAT'S FOR FREE. 633 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 YEAH, BUT YOU FORGOT ONE THING. 634 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 WHAT'S THAT? 635 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000 THE ONLY REASON I'M LATE RIGHT NOW 636 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 IS BECAUSE I WAS HELPING YOU. 637 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 [ SIGHS ] 638 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 [ RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES ] 639 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 I DON'T CARE WHY! 640 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO GO THROUGH MY STUFF! 641 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 642 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 SORRY. 643 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 IT'S MY FAULT. IT'S MY FAULT. 644 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 OH, I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS. 645 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 WHAT? NO, NO. YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THIS STUFF, OKAY? 646 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 WE GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT TOGETHER. DON'T -- 647 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 I DON'T WANT TO WORRY THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA 648 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 INCLUDE ME IN THIS STUFF. 649 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT -- I'M SORRY, JOE, 650 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 BUT I DID INCLUDE YOU, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. 651 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000 DID YOU KNOW TRAVIS CALLED LUCY A WHORE? 652 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 WHAT? 653 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 YEAH. THAT'S WHY -- THAT'S... 654 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 WAS THAT IN THE TEXT? 655 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 NO. ALBERT -- HE HEARD ABOUT IT AT SCHOOL. 656 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 BUT THAT'S WHY I WAS LOOKING -- 657 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 TO TRY TO SEE WHAT ELSE HE'S SAYING TO HER. 658 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 WHICH I WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT 659 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 IF HER PHONE WASN'T A DAMN RUBIK'S CUBE. 660 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL ME THAT? 661 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 I DON'T... 662 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 I DON'T KNOW. 663 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 EVEN WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, I'D FEEL LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW 664 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH HER AND ALL THAT. 665 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 NOW IT JUST... [ SIGHS ] 666 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S NOT TALKING 667 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 TO ME AND THAT'S NORMAL, 668 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 OR IF THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON 669 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 BECAUSE OF, YOU KNOW... 670 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 ...US. 671 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 NO, NO, NO. 672 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 LOOK, IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 673 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000 WE'LL FIGURE THIS ALL OUT. 674 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 YEAH, OKAY. 675 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 676 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 WELL, WE'RE DEFINITELY GETTING HER A NEW PHONE, 677 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 BECAUSE THAT THING'S A NIGHTMARE. 678 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 RIGHT? YOU COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT, EITHER. 679 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 680 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 SOON THEY'RE ALL GONNA HAVE THE GPS-TRACKING THING. 681 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 OH, WE'RE GETTING THAT SHIT. 682 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 [ LAUGHS ] 683 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Sharon: ALL WE WERE SAYING IS -- 684 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 OKAY. THEY'RE DOWN. 685 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 PHEW! 686 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 SO, IF IT COMES UP, 687 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000 I WAS HELPING THOSE COPS TO LOOK FOR A DOG. 688 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE TALKED IT OVER, 689 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 AND WE FEEL LIKE THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION 690 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 IS FOR YOU TO JUST PAY THE FINES 691 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000 AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE JOB FINISHED. 692 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,000 WELL, WE MAY HAVE TO REBUILD, AND WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT. 693 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000 IF IT COMES TO THAT, WE'LL COVER IT. 694 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 BUT YOU TWO NEED A HOME TO LIVE IN. 695 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 MOM, THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, 696 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 BUT, UH, I'M TELLING YOU -- WE CAN HANDLE IT. 697 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 YOUR WAY OF "HANDLING IT" 698 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 ALMOST GOT YOU THROWN IN JAIL, TODAY, SON, 699 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 WHICH IS WHERE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN 700 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 IF THEY HADN'T RECOGNIZED ME. 701 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO, DAD? 702 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,000 SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU MAKE MY KIDS CRY AT CARDS? 703 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 MELISSA, TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND. 704 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 SHARON, I'M GOING TO BED. 705 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 [ GRUNTS ] 706 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 WOULD YOU JUST PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT? 707 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 IF THEY HELP US, HE WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET IT. 708 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 YOU KNOW THAT. 709 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 I DO KNOW THE MAN, YES. 710 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 711 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 HONEY, I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE POINT ANYMORE. 712 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 WELL, WHAT, THEN? WHAT DO WE DO? 713 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 I DON'T KNOW. 714 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 GO DOWNTOWN AGAIN. 715 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 THEY DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU DOWN THERE. 716 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS CHECK YOUR NAME OFF SOME LIST 717 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000 SO -- SO IT LOOKS LIKE THEY DID SOMETHING. 718 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,000 LOOK, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE A SALESMAN, RIGHT? 719 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 SO GO DO SOME SELLING. 720 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 FIND THE KEY. 721 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT, RIGHT? 722 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 THEN WE'RE GONNA BE 723 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 SPENDING A HELL OF A LOT MORE TIME WITH YOUR PARENTS. 724 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 725 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 726 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 AAAH! 727 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,000 OPEN UP. 728 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 DID YOU CALL MY DAUGHTER A WHORE? 729 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 NO. 730 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 'CAUSE I GOT TO TELL YOU, AS A PARENT, 731 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO HEAR. 732 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 I DIDN'T CALL HER THAT. 733 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 REALLY? 'CAUSE I HEARD YOU DID. 734 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 WELL, I DIDN'T. 735 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 THIS IS STUPID. I'M GONNA GET LUCY. 736 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 WE'RE GONNA STRAIGHTEN ALL THIS OUT. 737 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 WHAT?! NO, WAIT! 738 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 WHAT? 739 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 SHE DUMPED ME, OKAY? 740 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 AND...I DON'T KNOW. I... 741 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000 I KIND OF LOST MY MIND, AND I GOT ANGRY. 742 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,000 AND WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE HER TALK TO ME ABOUT IT... 743 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000 ...I CALLED HER A WHORE. 744 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 BUT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T LET ME TALK. 745 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 IT'S NOT BECAUSE SHE'S ACTUALLY LIKE A WHORE 746 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 747 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 I SWEAR. 748 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000 I MEAN, EVEN IF SHE WAS A WHORE, 749 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 I'D STILL, YOU KNOW... 750 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 [ Voice breaking ] SHE'S JUST... 751 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 SHE'S SO GREAT. 752 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 OKAY. 753 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 754 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 RELAX. CALM DOWN. 755 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,000 I JUST WANTED HER TO LIKE ME AGAIN. 756 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,000 I WANTED EVERYTHING TO BE THE WAY IT WAS. 757 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 LOOK, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 758 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 THIS IS -- IT'S WHAT HAPPENS. 759 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 NO. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 760 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 LIKE, WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, 761 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 IT WAS... 762 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000 [ SIGHS ] 763 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 I WAS... 764 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I DON'T KNOW. 765 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 SHE FILLS GAPS, RIGHT? 766 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 HUH? 767 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 GAPS. 768 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 YOU'VE GOT GAPS. SHE'S GOT GAPS. 769 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 AND WHEN YOU'RE TOGETHER... 770 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 YOU FILL GAPS. 771 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 YEAH. 772 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,000 YEAH. 773 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 YEAH. I GUESS. 774 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 YOU REMEMBER THAT? FROM "ROCKY"? 775 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 WHAT'S "ROCKY"? 776 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000 DOESN'T MATTER. 777 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,000 IT'S JUST -- LOOK. 778 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 I GET IT. 779 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 SO, WHAT NOW? 780 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000 EVERYTHING GO BACK TO SUCKING? 781 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 782 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 NOT FOREVER, THOUGH. 783 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000 FEELS LIKE FOREVER. 784 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 LOOK, TRAVIS... 785 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 IT'S HARD. I KNOW. 786 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 IT'S HARD. YOU FOUND SOMEBODY SPECIAL. 787 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 YEAH. 788 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 AND -- AND -- AND YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT 789 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH HER. 790 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 YEAH. 791 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 YEAH, AND -- AND -- AND YOU THINK, 792 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 "BOY, I'M NEVER GONNA FIND ANYBODY LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN." 793 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL. 794 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000 I DON'T HAVE ANY MAGIC WORDS, BUT... 795 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 ALL I CAN TELL YOU 796 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,000 IS SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO FEEL AS BAD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN 797 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 BEFORE YOU FEEL BETTER. 798 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 AND... 799 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 YOU WILL -- YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMEBODY. 800 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000 YOU'RE GONNA MEET SOMEBODY AGAIN. 801 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME RIGHT NOW, BUT... 802 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 YOU WILL. 803 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 804 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 MAYBE THE NEXT ONE -- MAYBE THAT'S -- 805 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 MAYBE THAT'S THE GIRL YOU'RE GONNA MARRY. 806 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 AND WHO KNOWS? 807 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 YOU MAY HAVE A DAUGHTER ONE DAY, 808 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,000 AND THERE MAY BE A BOY WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER, 809 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 AND HE MAY CALL HER A NAME. 810 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE. 811 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA SAY TO THAT KID? 812 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000 YOU'RE GONNA SAY, "HEY, KID, 813 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,000 "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DO THE RIGHT THING. 814 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS." 815 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 816 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,000 YEAH. YEAH, OKAY. 817 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000 OKAY. 818 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 ALL RIGHT. DRIVE SAFE, TRAV. 819 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 820 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 821 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 822 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 HEY. 823 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 824 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 825 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 I GOT THE CRAZIEST STORY. 826 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I WISH I HAD TIME TO HEAR IT. 827 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000 I TRIED TO CALL YOU LATER, BUT -- BUT YOU NEVER ANSWERED. 828 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 YEAH, I WASN'T THERE. 829 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 I MADE PLANS WITH SOME PEOPLE, AND I KEPT THEM. 830 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 OKAY, LOOK, UM... [ CLEARS THROAT ] 831 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I KNOW WE WERE KIND OF SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER, 832 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 BUT WE WERE KEEPING IT KIND OF LOOSEY-GOOSEY. 833 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 NO. YOU WERE KEEPING IT LOOSEY-GOOSEY. 834 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,000 I WAS GETTING OFF AT 6:00 AND THEN WAITING UNTIL 7:30. 835 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 LOOK, I-I WAS ARRESTED. 836 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 WHAT? 837 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000 I WAS TRYING TO HELP A FRIEND OF MINE 838 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON AT HIS HOUSE. 839 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000 THEN THE POLICE SHOWED UP, AND -- AND... 840 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000 THE STORY'S ACTUALLY REALLY BORING, BUT IT'S REAL. 841 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 OKAY, THEN. 842 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 O...KAY, THEN. 843 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000 SO... 844 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 UH, YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN TONIGHT? 845 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 AT AN ACTUAL TIME OR "LOOSEY-GOOSEY"? 846 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000 LOOK, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN... [ CLEARS THROAT ] 847 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000 ...PRETTY UP FRONT ABOUT ME AND RELATIONSHIPS. 848 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 AND...YOU KNOW... 849 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 AS FAR AS COMMITMENT GOES, I'M NOT -- 850 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 851 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT THAT. 852 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000 LOOK, I LIKE BEING WITH YOU. 853 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000 AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPENDING EVERY NIGHT WITH YOU, 854 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 OR EVEN EVERY OTHER NIGHT. 855 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000 BUT ON THE NIGHTS THAT WE SAY WE'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER, 856 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000 I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT. 857 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 CAN YOU HANDLE THAT? 858 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 ABSOLUTELY. 859 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 GOOD. 860 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 OKAY. 861 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000 SO... [ CLEARS THROAT ] 862 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 TONIGHT? 863 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 I GET OFF AT 6:00. 864 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 YOU WANT TO WRITE IT DOWN? 865 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000 YEAH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I BETTER. 866 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000 [ "GOING THE DISTANCE" FROM "ROCKY" PLAYS ] 867 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 RIGHT? "ROCKY." 868 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 "GONNA FLY NOW" GETS ALL THE PRESS, 869 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000 BUT THIS IS THE ONE THAT GETS YOU RIGHT HERE. 870 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000 HEY, YOU KNOW, MARIA, I MEANT TO TELL YOU -- 871 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 I KNOW YOU GOT A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE, 872 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 AND, YOU KNOW, IT CAN GET COMPLICATED AND ALL, 873 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 AND I JUST -- JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 874 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000 IF YOU NEED IT, YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO ME, YOU KNOW? 875 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000 I MEAN, MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU GUYS. 876 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000 OKAY. 877 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 OKAY. 878 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000 [ Rapping ] ♪ I GOT THIS SONG IN MY HEAD 879 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000 THAT I JUST CAN'T STAND ♪ 880 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,000 ♪ WITH THIS BEAT THAT COMES FROM A FOREIGN LAND ♪ 881 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 ♪ MIGHT BE SWEDEN OR VENEZUELA -- ♪ 882 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 DON'T RUIN IT, DaSHAUN. 883 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Man: 81! 884 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 IT'S ME AGAIN. 885 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 I NOTICE YOU DON'T GET A LOT OF CHANCES 886 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000 TO GET UP FROM THAT DESK. 887 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET THIRSTY. 888 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:48,000 UH, SIR, I TOLD YOU I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I COULD POSSIBLY DO. 889 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 WELL, I KNOW YOU HAVE, AND I APPRECIATE IT. 890 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 THE THING IS, I CAN SEE YOU'RE A CLEVER GUY, 891 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000 AND I THOUGHT BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, 892 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 WE COULD MAYBE COME UP WITH ANOTHER SOLUTION -- 893 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 SOMETHING THAT, UH, MAKES SENSE. 894 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 FIVE MINUTES -- THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING. 895 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 HEY, UM... 896 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000 YOU KNOW, MY FATHER PLAYED FOR THE LAKERS. 897 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 OH. THAT. 898 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 THAT'S, UH, THAT'S MY BOSS TIM'S. 899 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000 HE'S A -- HE'S A HUGE LAKERS FAN. 900 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000 ME, I'M, UH... MORE OF A FOOTBALL GUY. 901 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU -- YOU REALLY WORK. 902 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 I MEAN, A LOT OF PEOPLE, 903 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000 THEY SHOW UP AND FART AROUND MOST OF THE DAY. 904 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 BUT WHAT YOU DO? THIS -- PSH! THIS IS WORK. 905 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,000 LOOK, UH... MR. THOREAU... 906 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,000 I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENTS AND THE EFFORT, 907 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000 UM... BUT I'LL SAY IT AGAIN -- 908 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000 THERE IS NOTHING MORE I CAN DO FOR YOU. 909 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000 IF I COULD, I WOULD GIVE YOU THE PERMITS RIGHT NOW. 910 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 BUT THIS IS THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. 911 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000 DID YOU KNOW I CAN'T EVEN DECORATE MY OWN WORK AREA? 912 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000 I LIKE PLANTS. 913 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 MAN. 914 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 OKAY, MAN. 915 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 I'M SORRY. 916 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 DON'T BE SORRY. I GET IT. 917 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,000 I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR MY OLD MAN FOR 20 YEARS, SO... 918 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000 BOY, DO I GET IT. 919 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 20 YEARS OF SHOWING UP, SITTING AT MY DESK, 920 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 AND TRYING TO FOOL MYSELF INTO BELIEVING 921 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 THAT I ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE THERE. 922 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 ONE TIME... 923 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000 I TRIED TO GET FROM UNDER IT. 924 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 23 YEARS OLD. 925 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,000 I HAD THIS PLAN TO OPEN MY OWN RECORD STORE. 926 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000 I FOUND A PLACE. 927 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 I BORROWED ONE OF MY DAD'S TIES 928 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000 AND WENT IN AND ACTUALLY CONVINCED SOME LOAN OFFICER 929 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000 TO GIVE ME $10,000. 930 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 MM. [ LAUGHS ] 931 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 BACK THEN, IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN A MILLION. 932 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 933 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 AND I TOOK THAT CHECK STRAIGHT FROM THE BANK, 934 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000 AND I DROPPED IT ON THE OLD MAN'S DESK. 935 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000 I WAS BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS. 936 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000 I WAS TELLING HIM, "I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN NAME, 937 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 BE MY OWN BOSS." 938 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000 YOU KNOW, DO IT THE WAY HE DID IT. 939 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 I THOUGHT HE'D RESPECT ME FOR IT, YOU KNOW? 940 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000 HE JUST FOLDED UP THAT CHECK, 941 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000 STUCK IT IN MY POCKET, AND SAID... 942 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 "YOU'LL BE BACK." 943 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,000 NO "GOOD LUCK" OR, UM... 944 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 "DON'T SKIMP ON THOSE PAYROLL TAXES." 945 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 JUST... 946 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 "YOU'LL BE BACK." 947 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 AND A YEAR LATER, 948 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 WHEN I WAS SITTING ON A MOUNTAIN OF VINYL 949 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000 AND EVERY KID IN THE WORLD DECIDED TO BUY A CD PLAYER, 950 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 HE WAS RIGHT. 951 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 952 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 I WAS BACK. 953 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 JUST LIKE NOW, 954 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000 WHEN I TELL HIM HOW DEEP I'M GONNA BE INTO THIS HOUSE, 955 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000 WHEN I GOT TO GO TO HIM FOR THE MONEY FOR IT. 956 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 HE'LL BE RIGHT AGAIN. 957 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 AND I'LL BE BACK. 958 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 YOU GOT A FATHER? 959 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 [ HORN HONKING IN DISTANCE ] 960 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 961 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000 PLENTY OF TIME. 962 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000 [ HORN HONKING IN DISTANCE ] 963 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000 WHO ARE YOU, TERRY? 964 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000 [ HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE ] 965 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000 [ LAUGHS ] 966 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 OH, NO. 967 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 NO, NO! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! 968 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000 [ HORN HONKS ] 969 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000 COME ON! 970 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 [ HORN HONKS ] COME O-- 971 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 972 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 HEY! HERE! 973 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 WE DON'T OPEN TILL 7:00. 974 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 I DON'T CARE! 975 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 OOH! 976 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 977 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 MY BAD. MY BAD. 978 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000 NO SHIT YOUR BAD, DICKHEAD! 979 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 DUDE, YOU ARE SAVING MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 980 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 NO PROBLEM. 981 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 [ PANTING ] 982 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 THREE MINUTES. THREE... 983 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 SHIT. 984 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 HEY. 985 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000 TRAFFIC WAS NO GOOD. 986 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000 UM... 987 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 [ SIGHS ] 988 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 I'M SORRY. 989 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000 WE'RE NOT RIDING BIKES TO DINNER, ARE WE? 990 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000 ACTUALLY, UH, YEAH. 991 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000 I GUESS I DIDN'T TELL YOU -- I'VE GONE TOTALLY GREEN. 992 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000 WOW! 993 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 YEAH. YEAH. 994 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 LET ME ASK YOU -- 995 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000 YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK, "WHO ARE YOU?" 996 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 NO. 997 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000 NO, ME NEITHER. 998 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000 [ "GOING THE DISTANCE" FROM "ROCKY" PLAYS ] 68101

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