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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 T-THAT'S ANOTHER THING. THEY CAN'T PUT IT ON A WEEKDAY? 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 THEY GOT TO TAKE UP PRIME WEEKEND REAL ESTATE? 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? IT'S A SCHOOL FUNDRAISER. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 THEY GOT TO PUT IT ON WHEN THEY CAN GET THE MOST PARENTS. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 'CAUSE TUITION'S NOT ENOUGH? 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 THEY GOT TO PUT THEIR HAND IN YOUR POCKET 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 THEY'RE LIKE PIRATES OR SOMETHING. 9 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 PIRATES? YOU MEAN LIKE PICKPOCKETS, RIGHT? 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 PIRATE, PICKPOCKET -- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 WELL, THERE'S THE BOAT. 12 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 YOU KNOW, SONIA DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT THE THING. 13 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 THAT'S A LITTLE STRANGE, RIGHT? 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, IT'S A SILVER LINING 15 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THESE THINGS ANYMORE. 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO, BUT SHE MIGHT BE 17 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 ASSUMING WE'RE GOING. 18 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 JUST -- WE'RE PARENTS OF KIDS WHO GO TO THE SCHOOL. 19 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 'CAUSE SHE BOUGHT THOSE TICKETS WAY BACK LAST FALL. 20 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 YEAH, Y-YOU'RE OKAY. 21 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 UH, MELISSA TELLS ME SHE'S BRINGING SOMEONE ELSE. 22 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 23 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 WHAT, LIKE A-A GUY? 24 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I-I GUESS SO. 25 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 YOU GUESS SO? 26 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 WELL, WHAT IS IT? IS IT A DATE? 27 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 MELISSA JUST SAID SHE'S BRINGING SOME NEW GUY. 28 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 WELL, SOME NEW GUY? T-THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? 29 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 THAT'S ALL I GOT. YEAH, 30 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 THAT'S ALL HE'S GOT. 31 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,000 YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME MY WIFE'S SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE 32 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 AND JUST KEEP EATING SOUP? 33 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE'S SAYING. HE'S GONNA KEEP ON EATING. 34 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 THAT'S -- THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY. 35 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 ALL RIGHT. 36 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 WHAT'S HE LIKE? 37 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 WHO? THE NEW GUY. 38 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 MELISSA MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. 39 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 NO, SHE DIDN'T. 40 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 GOOD-LOOKING? 41 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I DON'T KNOW. 42 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 LOOK, WHAT DO YOU CARE, ANYWAY? 43 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 THESE ARE NORMAL QUESTIONS. 44 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 NO, BUT YOU'RE SINGLE, RIGHT? AND YOU'RE LOVING IT, RIGHT? 45 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 RIGHT? AM I RIGHT OR NOT? AM I RIGHT? 46 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I DON'T WANT TO POUND. COME ON. COME ON. 47 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 THERE WE GO. 48 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- IF YOU WANT, 49 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 I'LL FOLLOW THIS GUY INTO THE MEN'S ROOM 50 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 AND SEE HOW HE MEASURES UP. 51 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 WAIT A MINUTE -- YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, TOO? AGAIN? 52 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 CAN I HELP IT IF I'M -- AND I'M QUOTING HIS WIFE -- 53 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 "THE BEST AUCTIONEER THEY'VE EVER HAD"? 54 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I'M OBLIGATED. 55 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 AND HUMBLED. 56 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 [ SCOFFS ] OH, LIKE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING. 57 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 I'M GOING FOR THE KIDS. 58 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 OH, DON'T PUSH IT. 59 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 SO, IS ANNIE GOING TO THIS? 60 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 YEAH, ANNIE'S GONNA WANT TO COME 61 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 AND STAND AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF PARENTS 62 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 WHILE THEY GAB ABOUT THEIR KIDS. 63 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 THAT'S IT? OH, OKAY. 64 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE WORKING YOUR USUAL MAGIC 65 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 WITH THE SINGLE MOMS? 66 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 DON'T PUSH IT. 67 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 68 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 DON'T FORGET -- IT'S IN A NEW PLACE THIS YEAR. 69 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 OH, YEAH. WHERE'S IT AT, AGAIN? 70 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 THE TALBOT. 71 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 OH, FANCY. MM-HMM. 72 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 I WONDER IF SHE'S DOING THIS 73 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 'CAUSE I ASKED HER IF WE COULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE. 74 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 YOU ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE. 75 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 YEAH, NO. 76 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 COME ON, MAN. 77 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THIS WHOLE THING'S A PAIN IN THE ASS. 78 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 [ Laughing ] YEAH, I KNOW. 79 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE THING. 80 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 IS HE TALL? 81 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:41,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 82 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:47,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 83 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 84 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 85 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 86 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 87 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:00,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 88 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 THIS TIE MAKES MY HEAD LOOK LIKE A WATER BALLOON. 89 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 AH, SCREW IT. NO TIE. 90 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,000 AW, COME ON. NO, NO, NO. 91 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I WANT TO SEE MY HANDSOME MAN. 92 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I GOT TO WEAR A TIE EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. 93 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 THESE PARENTS CAN'T SEE MY NECK? 94 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 95 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 OH, GOOD. THE BABYSITTER'S HERE. 96 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 COME ON. WE'RE LATE TO PICK THEM UP. 97 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:27,000 PICK THEM UP? 98 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 YEAH, I PROMISED SONIA WE WOULD. 99 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND PARKING AT THIS THING. 100 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY. 101 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 WHAT ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT? 102 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 WELL, HE'S A TEACHER. ASK HIM ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS. 103 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 I WENT TO COLLEGE. I KNOW EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. 104 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 [ CHUCKLES ] HOW BAD COULD IT BE, THEN? 105 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Melissa: I SWEAR -- HE GOES HOME WITH SOMEONE EVERY YEAR. 106 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 ONE YEAR, IT WAS THE DIVORCED WOMAN, JODI WILSON, 107 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 AND LAST YEAR, IT WAS MRS. BLYE, 108 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 THE SOCIAL-STUDIES TEACHER. 109 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 AM I RIGHT, MELISS? 110 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 OH, GIRL, I CAN'T KEEP THEM STRAIGHT. 111 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 WAS IT BLYE, HONEY? 112 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I CAN'T REMEMBER. 113 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 ISN'T HE A BIT TOO OLD FOR THE PETER PAN ROUTINE? 114 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Harold: I KNOW THE TYPE. 115 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 IF HE KEEPS IT UP, HE'S GONNA END UP ALONE. 116 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 THESE MEN. THEY HAVE NO IDEA THEIR SPERM IS DYING. 117 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 [ LAUGHS ] 118 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:27,000 [ TELEVISION PLAYS INDISTINCTLY ] 119 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 [ CHANNEL CHANGES ] 120 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 [ CHANNEL CHANGES ] 121 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 [ CHANNEL CHANGES ] 122 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Pat Sajak: $550. 123 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Trevor: R. 124 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 WE HAVE SOME R's UP THERE. LET'S COUNT THEM OFF. 125 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 YOU WANT TO SOLVE? 126 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 I'D LIKE TO BUY AN "A," PLEASE. 127 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 YES. THREE A's. 128 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 WHOA! 129 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 RIGHT THERE. $600. 130 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 AND I'D ALSO LIKE TO BUY AN "I." 131 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 YES. 132 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 TREVOR, $4,500 AND THAT BIG CASH PRIZE. 133 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 134 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 I'D LIKE TO SOLVE. GO AHEAD. 135 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 [ TOILET SEAT CREAKS ] 136 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 OH, I GOT IT. 137 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 JOHN F. KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. 138 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 YOU GOT IT. 139 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 140 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 [ CHANNEL CHANGING ] 141 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Announcer: AND PIERCE WILL BRING IT BACK. 142 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 HE'LL HANDLE THE BALL. THEY'LL SET UP. 143 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 GOT MALONE DOWN LOW, GETS IT TO HIM. 144 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 BACK OUT TO PIERCE. HE STEPS UP FOR A 20-FOOTER. 145 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,000 THAT'S NO GOOD. HE GETS THE BALL BACK HIMSELF. 146 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 HE'S GONNA TAKE IT TO THE HOOP. 147 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 NOBODY GETS IN HIS WAY. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 148 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 AND THAT'S 2 POINTS THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER ALLOWED. 149 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 [ DIALING ] 150 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 [ Ringing ] 151 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 MANFRO: Yo? 152 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 HEY, MANFRO, IT'S JOE. 153 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Can I get anything down now? 154 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE THERE, JOE. EVERYTHING WENT OFF ALREADY. 155 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 YEAH, HOW ABOUT SECOND-HALF STUFF? 156 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 What am I -- Caesars Palace? 157 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 OFF THE LAWN, SHITHEAD! 158 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 FRICKIN' SQUIRRELS. 159 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 YEAH, OKAY, SO -- SO, NOTHING, HUH? 160 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 GEEZ. YOU DEGENERATE. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 161 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. YEAH. 162 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 UH, A LITTLE BORED. 163 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 YOU WANT TO GO EAT SOME CHINESE? 164 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 WITH YOU? 165 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 YEAH, WEIRDO -- WITH ME. 166 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 NAH. NO, NO. 167 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 It's good shit. 168 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 CANTONESE OR MANDARIN? 169 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 IT'S CHINESE CHINESE. WHAT THE HELL. 170 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 COME ON. I GOT A SPOT ON ALPINE AND SPRING. 171 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I CAN MEET YOU THERE IN A HALF AN HOUR. 172 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 [ TELEVISION PLAYS INDISTINCTLY ] 173 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 YEAH. UM, ALL RIGHT. 174 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE THERE. 175 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 176 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 AGAIN, THERE'S PIERCE LOOKING FOR A SHOT. 177 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 BACK OUT TO MALONE. 178 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,000 OH, WELL. 179 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 180 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 YOU KNOW THEY'RE SERVING DINNER LATER. 181 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I'M GETTING MY 200 BUCKS' WORTH, SO STAY OUT OF IT. 182 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 [ LAUGHS ] 183 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 YOU SEEN THE NEW GUY YET? 184 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 HMM? 185 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 THEY'RE ACTING LIKE A COUPLE OF TEENAGERS. 186 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 SO WHAT? JOE'S OUT THERE, TOO. 187 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY GOT TO DO, MAN. 188 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 THAT'S A REALLY SURPRISING PERSPECTIVE FROM YOU. 189 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 [ LAUGHS ] 190 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 HEY, HEY. 191 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT SOCIAL-STUDIES TEACHER, AGAIN? 192 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH HER. 193 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 WHAT, YOU REMEMBER THE NAME OF EVERY WOMAN YOU SLEPT WITH? 194 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 YEAH. 195 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 WELL, TH-- THAT'S DIFFERENT. 196 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 WELL, EXCUSE ME, MAN HOOKER. 197 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 [ Laughing ] COME ON. 198 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 WHAT IF SHE COMES OVER HERE? I DON'T WANT TO BE A DICK. 199 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 IT'S KIM JONES. 200 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 IT'S BRENDA. 201 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 BRENDA BLYE. 202 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 [ LAUGHS ] 203 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 [ BELLS JINGLE ] 204 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 205 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 [ SLURPS ] 206 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 WEIRD JOE IN THE HOUSE, EVERYBODY. 207 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 208 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. SO, THIS IS IT, HUH? 209 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 THIS IS IT -- MY FAVORITE PLACE. YOU KNOW WHY? 210 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 WHY? 211 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 NO TVs. 212 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 YEAH, I GUESS NOT. LOOK AT THAT. 213 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 I LIKE TO CLOSE SHOP DURING THE GAME. 214 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 NO TV, NO PHONE, NO BAP-BAP-BAP. 215 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 LI LI! LI LI! 216 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 NAH, I GOT IT, JOE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 217 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 I'M GONNA ORDER. 218 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 219 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 UH... 220 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 GIVE US A 2, A 127, 221 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 A 96, EXTRA GARLIC, 222 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 AND A SIDE OF HOLLOW VEGETABLE. 223 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 YOU'RE GONNA GO APE-SHIT FOR THESE GREENS. 224 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 AND NO DOG. 225 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I LOVE TO BUST CHOPS. 226 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 THEY DON'T LAUGH, BUT THEY GET IT. 227 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 228 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 SO, WHAT'S UP, JOE? 229 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 YOU SOUNDED A LITTLE WEIRDER THAN USUAL ON THE PHONE. 230 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 231 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 YEAH, NO. 232 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 [ LIQUID POURS ] 233 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 NO, I JUST... 234 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 AH, MY WIFE -- SHE'S ON A DATE TONIGHT. 235 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 SHE'S BACK IN THE SACK ALREADY? GEEZ, I'M SORRY. 236 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 NO! NO! IT'S -- IT'S THIS THING. IT'S A FUNDRAISER. 237 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 IF YOU ASK ME, SHE'S BANGING HIM. 238 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 NO, IT'S AT A SCHOOL THING. IT'S A CHARITY. 239 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 YEAH, SCHOOL THING. HE'S GETTING A HAND JOB. 240 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 W-- THAT'S -- YOU KNOW -- 241 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 HEY, YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY? 242 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 NO! WHAT ARE YOU -- NO. 243 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 RELAX, JOE. JOKIN' HERE, ALL RIGHT? 244 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 GET A SENSE OF HUMOR. 245 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 I'M ON A ROLL! 246 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 THE DOG, NOW THIS. 247 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 [ Laughing ] YEAH. OKAY. 248 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I WAS MARRIED ONCE. I GET IT. 249 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 NEVER AGAIN -- I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH. 250 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 SCREW THAT. 251 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 CRAZIEST SEVEN MONTHS OF MY LIFE. 252 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 YOU REALLY GAVE IT A SHOT, HUH? 253 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 YEAH. 254 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,000 SHE WAS SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH. 255 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 SHE HAD THESE GREAT BIG TEETH. 256 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT I DUG IT. 257 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,000 OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. TAKE CARE. 258 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 BRENDA BLYE, WOMAN IN DEMAND. 259 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 TERRY. [ LAUGHS ] 260 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 [ LAUGHS ] 261 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 262 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 GOOD. GOOD. 263 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I'M SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T CALLED. 264 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 OH, OH. BUT, I MEAN, 265 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 IT'S BEEN CRAZY. 266 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 SAME FOR ME, REALLY. 267 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 CLASSES ARE UP TO 25 STUDENTS, 268 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 PLUS I'M PLANNING THE SIXTH-GRADERS' TRIP 269 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 TO MEXICO, AND, UH... 270 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 OH! I GOT ENGAGED. 271 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 WOW! 272 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 WOW, THAT'S...FAST. 273 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE IT NEEDS TO TAKE FOREVER 274 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 AT THIS AGE, RIGHT? 275 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 NO. NO. 276 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 IT'S JUST -- IT -- 277 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 FUNNY, THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU -- 278 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 YEAH, I KNOW. 279 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 280 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 THAT'S GOOD. I MEAN, GOOD FOR YOU. 281 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 YES. AND FOR HIM. 282 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 283 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 WHERE IS MR. RIGHT? 284 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 AWAY ON BUSINESS. HE'S IN BIODEFENSE. 285 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 AH. REAL SERIOUS GUY. 286 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 DIVORCED, BUT COULDN'T WAIT TO SETTLE DOWN AGAIN. 287 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 SO... 288 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 ANYONE SPECIAL IN YOUR LIFE? 289 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 ME? 290 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 UH, NO. NO. 291 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 THINKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG. 292 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, 293 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 'CAUSE THERE'S THE POOP AND THE WALKS AND -- 294 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 YEAH, THERE IS POOP. 295 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 WELL, DON'T RUSH INTO ANYTHING, NOW. 296 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 NO. NO. 297 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 WELL, I SHOULD... JOIN THE GAGGLE. 298 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 YOU DOING THE AUCTION TONIGHT? 299 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 GOOD. WE NEED YOU. 300 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 [ Laughing ] YEAH. 301 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 T-BONE MALONE! 302 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 UH...[ CHUCKLES ] 303 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 HEY, DAVE. DAVE. 304 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 305 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I THOUGHT YOUR KID WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, BARELY DOWN THE CHUTE. 306 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 [ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE. 307 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE A THREE-YEAR WAITING 308 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 LIST FOR THIS SCHOOL. 309 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 OH. AND EVEN THEN, 310 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 IT CAN GET POLITICAL. 311 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 DANA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING TO GET IN EARLY -- 312 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 YOU KNOW, GET SOME QUALITY FACE TIME. 313 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 WOMAN WITH A PLAN. 314 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 YEAH, SHE IS ON IT, AND I MEAN ON IT. 315 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU, BIG GUY? WHY ARE YOU HERE? 316 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE "BABY DADDIES," ARE YOU? 317 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 'CAUSE GUYS LIKE YOU, YOU NEVER KNOW. 318 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000 YEAH, AUCTIONEER. I DO IT EVERY YEAR. 319 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 I'M A FRIEND WITH A FEW OF THE FAMILIES 320 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 HERE, SO IT'S, UM... 321 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 ...IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 322 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 MM. 323 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 AND THERE'S A LOT OF DIVORCED POONTANGO AT THESE THINGS. 324 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:32,000 AM I RIGHT? NO. 325 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,000 NO, COME ON. YOU DOG. 326 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 YOU DIRTY DOG. COME ON. 327 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 OH, HERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW. 328 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 DANA, THIS IS TERRY. 329 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 TERRY'S THE GUY I TOLD YOU ABOUT FROM WORK. 330 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 HI. YEAH. 331 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 HE'S THE MOVIE STAR. 332 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 REMEMBER -- I WOKE YOU UP 333 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000 WHEN THAT FUNNY CAN-OPENER COMMERCIAL WAS ON? 334 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 OH! YEAH. 335 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 YOU WERE VERY GOOD. 336 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE WRITING. 337 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 I'M GONNA HEAD TO THE BAR. CAN I GET YOU TWO SOMETHING? 338 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,000 BOURBON AND 7, PAL. HONEY, WE'VE ALREADY USED 339 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,000 OUR DRINK TICKETS. 340 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 GOD FORBID WE PAY $3.50. 341 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 NO, THEY'RE MORE LIKE $6. 342 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 WELL, HEY, LOT OF 12-STEPPERS HERE. 343 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 SEE IF YOU CAN SCORE A FEW OFF OF THEM. 344 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 345 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 WHICH COMMERCIAL WAS THAT? 346 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 OH, LOOK! HOW CUTE! 347 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 IF MY GIRL IS A TOMBOY, I'M SENDING HER BACK. 348 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 OH, DON'T WORRY -- IF YOU DON'T WIN THIS, 349 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 LUCY HAS ABOUT EIGHT OF THEM UNDER HER BED. 350 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 OH, GOD, NO. 351 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 [ LAUGHS ] 352 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 BOY, WHERE'D THEY DIG UP THAT RELIC? 353 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 [ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S MY FATHER. 354 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 OH. 355 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 SONIA DIDN'T MENTION THAT. 356 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 COUP FOR THE SCHOOL, THOUGH. LEGEND IN THEIR MIDST, RIGHT? 357 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S OKAY, MAN. 358 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 HE WAS GOOD, BUT HE ACTUALLY HAD NO JUMP SHOT. 359 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 360 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 ECONOMY'S TOUGH. 361 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING BACK HOME. 362 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 TELL YOU WHAT. 363 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 UH, NO, NO, NO. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH. NO. 364 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000 COME ON. IT SAYS IT'S PRICELESS. 365 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 I'LL DO IT FOR THE KIDS. 366 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 THEN PUT IT ON eBAY. 367 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 368 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 OKAY. 369 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 370 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 HEY. HEY. 371 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000 WHAT DID YOU SPEND YOUR TICKET ON? 372 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000 I GOT A BID ON MY RELIC. 373 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 IT WAS LIKE FREAKIN' CONFETTI ALL OVER MY CLOSET FLOOR. 374 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 AND THESE WERE GOOD SHIRTS. 375 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 'CAUSE I HURT HER FEELINGS OR SOME DAMN THING. 376 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 WELL, SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID THE RIGHT THING LEAVING HER. 377 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I DIDN'T LEAVE HER. 378 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 SHE LEFT ME. 379 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 WELL...STILL. 380 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 SCREW THAT. 381 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN. 382 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 I KNOW WHAT'LL CHEER US UP, JOE. 383 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 YEAH, NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB. 384 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 THEN I'M OUT OF IDEAS. 385 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000 THEY GOT A LITTLE BAR AT THE HOTEL I'M AT. 386 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 THEY GOT A POOL? 387 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 YEAH. BUT IT CLOSES AT 10:00. 388 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 THEN WE GOT TO MOTOR, DON'T WE, JOE? 389 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 LI LI! 390 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Terry: YOGA CHANGED MY LIFE, I SWEAR. 391 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 GOOD FOR THE MIND, GOOD FOR THE SPIRIT. 392 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 AND THE ABS AREN'T SO BAD EITHER. 393 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 DEENA! 394 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I KNOW. TOO MANY COSMOS. 395 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,000 HEY, IF I'M GONNA PAY FOR A SITTER, I'M GONNA ENJOY MYSELF. 396 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I LIKE YOUR THINKING. 397 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 AND I LIKE YOUR...HAIR. 398 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 CAN'T TAKE HER ANYWHERE. 399 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 HI, BUDDY. 400 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 UH...DAVE. 401 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 402 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 UH, S-- YEAH. SURE. EXCUSE ME. 403 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 SWEET! 404 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 WHAT IS IT? 405 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 LISTEN. 406 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Do you have any weed? 407 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 COME ON. THIS -- THIS IS FOR THE KIDS. 408 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 OH, MAN. I GOT TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF, MAN. 409 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 DANA IS REALLY ENFORCING THAT WHOLE DRINK-TICKET THING, 410 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 AND THIS PARTY IS SUCH A DRAG. 411 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 COME ON. YOU GOT NOTHING? 412 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000 I-I DON'T KNOW. I'LL... I-I-I'LL LOOK AROUND. MAYBE. 413 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I'M AT TABLE 25. 25, ALL RIGHT? 414 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000 IF YOU GET ANY, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. THANKS, BRO. 415 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 [ SIGHS ] 416 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 417 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 GO FIGURE -- BOTH BOYS 418 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TEMPERAMENTS. 419 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 THEY DO HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN. 420 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 MINDS OF THEIR OWN? THEY'RE LIKE ONE BIG HERD. 421 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 ONE GETS AN iPOD, THEY ALL GOT TO HAVE iPODS. 422 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Sonia: I KNOW. WE TRIED TO MAKE LUCY TAKE CHOIR FRESHMAN YEAR. 423 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 NONE OF HER FRIENDS WERE IN THERE. 424 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 YOU'D THINK WE WERE SENDING HER TO PRISON. 425 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 MY EMILY IS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. 426 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 IF THEY'RE DOING IT, SHE HAS TO DO IT. 427 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000 YOU KNOW, IT IS THE HERD MENTALITY -- FOLLOW, FOLLOW. 428 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 WHAT'S WRONG? STILL HAVEN'T FOUND YOUR QUEEN FOR A DAY? 429 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 JUST HERE FOR THE KIDS. 430 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 [ LAUGHS ] 431 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 EXCUSE ME. 432 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 WHAT IS THAT? 433 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 A GREG IMITATION? 434 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Harold: OH. WHAT? 435 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 OH, THERE WAS THIS GUY GREG 436 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,000 WHO LITERALLY ATE AND WORE HIS LUNCH ALL THROUGH CLASS. 437 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 YOU PROBABLY KNOW -- SHE WAS MY STUDENT. 438 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 439 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 OH, I JUST TOOK HIS CLASS ON A LARK. 440 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 BUT NOW SHE'S GOING BACK TO GET HER MASTER'S. 441 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 442 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 YOU'RE BACK IN SCHOOL? WHAT FOR? 443 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 OH, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW. 444 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 NO, NO, I WAS JUST SAYING -- 445 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 SO, W-W-WHAT DO YOU TEACH, UH, HAROLD? 446 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 ECONOMETRIC METHODS. 447 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 I'D EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP. 448 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 NO, NO, NO, PLEASE. 449 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 WELL, OKAY. 450 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 I TEACH A RANGE OF COURSES, 451 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 FROM THE INTERNATIONAL FINANCE WORKSHOP THAT SONIA TOOK 452 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 TO ADVANCED MICROECONOMICS. 453 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 SEE, STUDENTS, THEY NEED A FOUNDATION 454 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000 IN BOTH HISTORY AND THEORY, AS WELL AS THE FUNDAMENTALS. 455 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 NICE SHORTS, JOE. 456 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE JOCK ITCH. 457 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 HEY, UH, WE BETTER BE QUIET. 458 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 TECHNICALLY, THIS THING'S CLOSED. 459 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 [ SIGHS ] 460 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT -- THE HOTEL COPS? 461 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 [ Laughing ] YEAH, RIGHT. 462 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 CHECK THIS OUT. 463 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 MICHAEL PHELPS CAN EAT MY ASS. 464 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 YEAH, I DON'T THINK HE'S A DIVER. 465 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 WHATEVER, JOE. 466 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE? 467 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE? 468 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000 WELL, NO, I WASN'T, BUT NOW I AM. 469 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 DO I GOTTA COME OVER THERE AND SMACK YOU? 470 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 WE'RE FORGETTING THE BROADS TONIGHT, OKAY? 471 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 YEAH, I KNOW. 472 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000 I JUST GOT TO EASE IN PAST THE BALL LINE. 473 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 IT'S COLD. WHEW! 474 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 NO, NO, THIS IS PERFECT. 475 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO? 476 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I LIKE TO SINK TO THE BOTTOM -- 477 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 PRETEND I'M A FETUS. 478 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 IT REALLY TAKES YOU BACK. 479 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 OH, WAY TO COME THROUGH, T. 480 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 [ Laughing ] YEAH. 481 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN IN MY ASHTRAY, 482 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 SO NO GUARANTEES. 483 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 WHATEVER, MAN. JUST FIRE THAT BABY UP. 484 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 SHE'S GONNA HAVE A COW IF I'M GONE LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES. 485 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 MM. 486 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, KIND SIR. 487 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 THIS ISN'T LACED, IS IT, T? 488 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 [ LAUGHS ] 489 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 BECAUSE I HAD A BAD TRIP IN HIGH SCHOOL. 490 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 [ LAUGHS ] 491 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 OKAY, COOL GUY. 492 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 [ LAUGHS ] 493 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 [ DAVE INHALES ] 494 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 [ Raspy voice ] GOOD SHIT. 495 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 [ LAUGHS ] 496 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 497 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 [ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ] 498 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 BUT MY MAIN GOAL IS SIMPLY TO TEACH MY STUDENTS 499 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 TO THINK IN COMPLEX WAYS. 500 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 WITH THE TEXTS AND TWEETS AND THE REST OF IT, 501 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 THEY SEEM TO HAVE SHORT-CIRCUITED 502 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 THEIR ANALYTICAL POWERS. 503 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY AFFECT PEOPLE, HAROLD. 504 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 HE DOES. I'VE SEEN HIS LECTURES. 505 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 HE'S...VERY INSPIRING. 506 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 HE SPEAKS ALL OVER THE WORLD. 507 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 MM. 508 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 HE EVEN SPOKE AT A WORLD TRADE CONFERENCE 509 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 IN SAN FRANCISCO LAST JULY. 510 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 OH, HOW EXCITING. 511 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 IT WAS. SHE'S A TROUPER, 512 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 THIS ONE. 513 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000 SOME OF THOSE GUYS ARE EVEN MORE BORING THAN I AM. 514 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 WAIT. YOU WERE THERE? 515 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 YES. IT WAS FASCINATING. 516 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 DO YOU REMEMBER THE COFFEE CRISIS? 517 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 OH, GOD. [ LAUGHS ] 518 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 THEY ACCIDENTALLY SERVED DECAF 519 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 AND DIDN'T GET REAL COFFEE UNTIL LUNCHTIME. 520 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 IT WAS PRACTICALLY A REVOLT. 521 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I'M SORRY. CAN WE BACK UP HERE FOR A MINUTE? 522 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. 523 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 CONFUSED? 524 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000 YOU SAID THIS WORLD TRADE... WHATEVER WAS LAST SUMMER? 525 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 YES. 526 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 AND YOU WENT TOGETHER TO SAN FRANCISCO? 527 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 YEAH, SO, SEE, I FIND THAT CONFUSING, 528 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 BECAUSE LAST SUMMER, YOU WERE -- 529 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 OWEN, DON'T. WHAT? 530 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THE TIMELINE 531 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 OF THIS WHOLE THING 532 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 CLEAR IN MY MIND. 533 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 IT'S COMPLICATED. IS IT? 534 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 DO YOU MIND I SAY SOMETH-- 535 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 PLEASE DON'T. OWEN. 536 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 I NEED SOME AIR. 537 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 I'M SORRY. 538 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 [ SIGHS ] THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 539 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 MY HAND IS MOVING UP TO MY MOUTH, 540 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 BUT I'M NOT TELLING IT TO. 541 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 OKAY, THEN. 542 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 UH, DO ME A FAVOR AND LET YOUR WIFE DRIVE. 543 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 OH, SHE'S DRIVING. 544 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000 MS. DESIGNATED DRIVER LIKES IT SAFE AND SOUND. 545 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 YEAH, SHE SEEMS ALL RIGHT. 546 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 AH, SHE'S TERRIFIC. SHE'S -- DANA'S TERRIFIC. 547 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 JUST... 548 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 [ SIGHS ] STILL, YOU KNOW... 549 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE TIME IS JUST GOING, LIKE, 550 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 CLICK-CLICK-CLICK. 551 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 WE'RE GETTING OLD, MAN. 552 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 I DON'T KNOW. 553 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN MYSELF OFF THE MARKET SO SOON, 554 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 YOU KNOW? 555 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 LIKE, DID YOU SEE THAT LITTLE NUMBER 556 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 WITH THE FURRY BOOTS? 557 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 WHOO, BOY, WE SHOULD BE RUNNING THROUGH THIS PLACE 558 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 LIKE TWO WILD DOGS ON THE LOOSE. 559 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 MM. OKAY, OKAY. 560 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 OH, WHOA, WHOA, THAT'S IT. 561 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] I'M CUTTING YOU OFF. 562 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 OH. 563 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 564 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 HEY, SWEETIE. 565 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 NO, I-I'M JUST HELPING TERRY OUT WITH SOMETHING. 566 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 WELL, GEEZ, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY HERE 567 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 WOULD STEAL YOUR PURSE. 568 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE 569 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 ABOUT SONIA'S DATE. 570 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 THAT SON OF A BITCH 571 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000 HAS BEEN WITH SONIA FOR OVER A YEAR. 572 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 WHAT? 573 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 YEAH. SHE ADMITTED IT. 574 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 JUST, "HEY, OWEN, I CHEATED ON JOE. 575 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 PASS THE CARROTS"? 576 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 NOT EXACTLY, BUT BASICALLY, YEAH. 577 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 ARE YOU SURE? 578 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 WHY WOULD I MAKE THIS UP? 579 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 YOU THINK I WANT THIS INFORMATION? 580 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Dave: SERGEANT DANA. GOT TO REPORT BACK TO DUTY. 581 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 582 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] 583 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 WHO'S THAT? 584 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 EH... 585 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 586 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS GUY? 587 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 DO? 588 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SIT THERE EATING PIE WITH HIM. 589 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM TO MEET US 590 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 IN THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM AT MIDNIGHT? 591 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW. 592 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY NICE? 593 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 IF A PERSON IS -- IS STEPPING OUTSIDE THE MARRIAGE, 594 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 THEN MAYBE THE MARRIAGE IS IN SOME KIND OF BAD SHAPE, 595 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 YOU KNOW? 596 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN AUTOMATICALLY 597 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 BLAME THE INTERLOPER. 598 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 I MEAN, I FEEL BAD FOR JOE... 599 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 THAT GUY BROKE UP JOE'S MARRIAGE. 600 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GIVING HIM A PASS. AND SONIA, TOO. 601 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 NO, NO. 602 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF SHADES OF GRAY. 603 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 WOW. 604 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 YOU'RE... 605 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000 PARTICULARLY FULL OF SHIT TONIGHT. 606 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 WHERE'D THEY GO? 607 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,000 SONIA SAID SHE FELT A MIGRAINE COMING ON. 608 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 THEY WENT TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER RIDE. 609 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, 610 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000 I THINK THEY WERE JUST EMBARRASSED. 611 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 SO YOU'RE MAD AT ME? 612 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO THINKS IT STINKS IN DENMARK? 613 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000 [ Laughing ] HONEY, THAT'S NOT THE PHRASE. 614 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 WHATEVER. YOU KNOW. 615 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000 I GUESS I'M JUST NOT THAT SURPRISED. 616 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 YOU'RE NOT? 617 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 NO. I MEAN... 618 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 DURING THE WORST OF IT, 619 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 I FELT SONIA WASN'T TELLING ME EVERYTHING. 620 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 AND SHE DIDN'T BOTHER TO OFFER, SO I DIDN'T ASK. 621 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000 AND YOU JUST... DIDN'T MENTION IT? 622 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 IT WASN'T MY PLACE, OWEN. 623 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 624 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST GO. 625 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 I HAVE TO STAY. 626 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 AND TERRY'S UP NEXT. 627 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 AH! TERRY. 628 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. 629 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000 WHOSE IS THIS? 630 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 I'M NOT SURE. 631 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000 IF IT'S A WHISKEY SOUR, IT'S SONIA'S. 632 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 IT'S A WHISKEY SOUR. 633 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 YOU KNOW, OWEN, THAT'S FULL OF SUGAR. 634 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 YOU GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS? 635 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 WAIT, DON'T. DON'T BREAK IT. 636 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 COME ON. THEY'RE GONNA CHARGE MY ROOM. 637 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 RELAX, WILL YOU? HAVE SOME BEER. 638 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I'M HAVING BEER. 639 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 COUPLE MORE, I'M GONNA START SINGING "AMERICAN PIE." 640 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 YOU DON'T WANT THAT. 641 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 UHH. 642 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 OH-HO-HO-HO. 643 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 IN THEORY, THIS SHOULD WORK. 644 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 WHAT THEORY IS THAT? 645 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 THE THEORY THAT EVERYBODY CAN BLOW ME. 646 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! 647 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 NO, I'M NOT. 648 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 [ LAUGHS ] 649 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 FETUS! GO INTO THE FETUS! 650 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH CHINESE FOOD -- 651 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 20 MINUTES LATER, I'M HUNGRY AGAIN. 652 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 I CAN'T SEE. AM I CLOSE? 653 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 WAIT -- HOLD ON. I GOT AN IDEA. 654 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 655 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 656 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 WAIT. YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, MAN. GRAB IT. 657 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 NO. IS IT THE CHEESE CURLS? 658 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 I DON'T WANT THE GUMMI BEARS. 659 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000 YOU'RE RIGHT THERE. GRAB IT! 660 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 [ GRUNTS ] OH! 661 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 THAT'S IT! YEAH! 662 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 BEAUTIFUL. 663 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 YEAH. 664 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 WHEW. 665 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 THAT WAS GOOD, JOE. 666 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 [ CRUNCHING ] 667 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 CHEESE CURLS AND BEER. 668 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000 [ SWALLOWS, SIGHS ] 669 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 THAT'S AMERICA, RIGHT? 670 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 OH, SHIT. 671 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 YOU THINK IT'S ON? 672 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 I HOPE SO. 673 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Terry: ALL RIGHT, I HATE TO EMBARRASS ANYONE. 674 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 BUT I'LL DO IT. 675 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 BILL HOWELL. 676 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE, 677 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000 IF WE DON'T START GETTING SOME BIDS ON THIS SKI CHALET, 678 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 THERE'S A CHANCE THE KIDS WON'T GET 679 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 SOME OF THE ESSENTIALS NEXT YEAR. 680 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 [ CRUNCHING ] 681 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000 PBHT! 682 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 [ CROWD "AWWs" ] LET ME GUESS. LET ME GUESS. 683 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 THERE'S A PUPPY BEHIND ME. 684 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 HOW DID I KNOW THAT? 685 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 WHAT? 686 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 687 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000 THE BLANKSTEINS ARE GONNA TAKE YOU HOME FOR $1,000? 688 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 [ Laughing ] OH! 689 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000 [ IMITATES SQUEAKING ] 690 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 NO, THESE ARE THE KINDS OF THINGS 691 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 THAT MAKE A ST. ORMOND'S STUDENT 692 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 MORE THAN JUST A COOKIE-CUTTER KID. 693 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 [ SPITS ] 694 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 [ SPITS ] 695 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 [ SPITS ] 696 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,000 ART AND SOCCER AND, UM... 697 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 MUSEUM DAY. 698 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 699 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000 MPH! 700 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000 ALL RIGHT, OUR FINAL ITEM TONIGHT 701 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 IS A DREAM VACATION TO CATALINA. 702 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 AH! 703 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 704 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 OH, I THINK YOU BROKE IT! 705 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE BIDDING STARTED HERE 706 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 AT $1,000. 707 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 DO I HAVE ANY TAKERS ON THIS LOVELY CATALINA GETAWAY? 708 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 IT COMES WITH A BOAT, RIGHT, JACK? 709 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. RIGHT. 710 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT. 711 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 SHOW US YOUR TITS! 712 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 [ MAN LAUGHS ] 713 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 [ LAUGHS ] 714 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 HEY, WHATEVER IT TAKES. 715 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 [ WOMEN CHEERING ] 716 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 DO YOU COME WITH THE BOAT? 717 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 [ LAUGHS ] WE'LL TALK. 718 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 WHEN? 719 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 720 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000 ALL RIGHT. 721 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 DO I HEAR $1,000? DO I HEAR $1,000? 722 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 HERE WE GO -- $1,000. 723 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 $1,100, ANYBODY? DO I HEAR $1,100? 724 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 RIGHT HERE! 725 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 THERE WE GO -- $1,100. HOW ABOUT $1,200? 726 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Woman: $1,200. 727 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 $1,200. WOW! IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME? 728 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 IT'S YOU! 729 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 730 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 731 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 $4 MILLION! 732 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 [ Laughing ] WHAT? 733 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 I'M KIDDING. I'M HIS BOSS. 734 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 735 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,000 BUT SERIOUSLY, $2,000. 736 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 $2,000. 737 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 OKAY. 738 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 739 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 740 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE $2,000. 741 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 $2,500! 742 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 [ Laughing ] OKAY. 743 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 744 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000 ALL RIGHT, AND AT $2,500. 745 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 DO I HEAR...$2,600, ANYBODY? 746 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 $2,600. 747 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000 IT'S FOR THE KIDS. COME ON! 748 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 YEP, IT'S FOR THE KIDS. $2,600? 749 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 GOING ONCE. 750 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 GOING TWICE. 751 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000 GONE TO THE MAN IN PINK FOR $2,500. 752 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 LET'S HEAR IT! 753 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 754 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 CATALINA! LET'S HEAR IT! 755 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 YO, CATALINA! 756 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 ALL RIGHT. GOOD JOB, ST. ORMOND'S. 757 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 GREAT AUCTION THIS YEAR. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 758 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 MY KID BETTER GET IN THE SCHOOL! 759 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 LET'S TURN IT OVER TO DJ CHILLY Z, 760 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 ALL THE WAY FROM SEAL BEACH. 761 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 TAKE IT AWAY, CHILLY Z. 762 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 763 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 NOW CAN WE GO? 764 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 YES, OWEN. 765 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 WE CAN GO. 766 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET THE GIFT BAGS 767 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000 WHILE I SAY GOODBYE TO THE COMMITTEE? 768 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 WHOA. 769 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 YOU OKAY? 770 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 YEAH. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 771 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 772 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 YOU THINK THERE'S A LOT OF PEE IN HERE? 773 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 NAH. 774 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,000 NOBODY REALLY USES IT EXCEPT A COUPLE OF SENIOR CITIZENS. 775 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 AND WE KNOW THEY DON'T PEE IN THE POOL. 776 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000 YOU KNOW, I TOLD HER THAT WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE, 777 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 SO IT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT, RIGHT? 778 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 AGAIN WITH THE EX? 779 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 [ LAUGHS ] 780 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000 YEAH. 781 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 WHAT ARE YOU -- KING OF ALL PEOPLE? 782 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 SHE'S GOT A MIND OF HER OWN, YOU KNOW. 783 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 I KNOW. I KNOW. 784 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 I'M JUST THINKING, YOU KNOW, 785 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000 MAYBE IF I HAD DONE CERTAIN THINGS 786 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,000 OR -- OR MAYBE DIDN'T DO OTHER THINGS... 787 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 THEN IT MIGHT HAVE ALL WORKED OUT. 788 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 WHO KNOWS? 789 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 YOU KNOW, JOE... 790 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 THERE'S NOT ALWAYS A REASON FOR SHIT. 791 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 YEAH. 792 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 IT'S JUST THE UNIVERSE PUSHING AND SHOVING, 793 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 DOING ITS THING. 794 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 YOU COULD BE STANDING THERE TOTALLY STILL, 795 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 796 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 THAT MOTHER WILL STILL MESS YOU UP. 797 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 SO, LIKE... 798 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 IT'S ALL FATE? 799 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 OR TOTALLY RANDOM. 800 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 EITHER WAY... 801 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000 HUNDRED YEARS -- ALL NEW PEOPLE. 802 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 [ SLURPS ] 803 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 WOW. 804 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 805 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 806 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000 SORRY. WE GET A LITTLE ROWDY AT THESE THINGS. 807 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000 JACK PATTERSON BOUGHT US THE TABLE, SO... 808 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 SO YOU DECIDED TO HARASS THE HIRED HELP? 809 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 OH, YOU LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 810 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 811 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 812 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000 HISTORY OR FRENCH? 813 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000 NICE LADIES, BUT I'M STILL ON THE CLOCK. 814 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000 BEEN SLEEPING ON THE TABLE? 815 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 [ LAUGHS ] 816 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 817 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000 TWO -- UH, THOREAU. 818 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 YEAH. THANK YOU. 819 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 [ SIGHS ] 820 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000 I THOUGHT YOU LEFT. 821 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000 THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE I WANTED TO TALK TO. 822 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 [ LAUGHING ] 823 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000 WILL YOU TELL THE DIXONS I'LL MEET THEM OUTSIDE IN A MINUTE? 824 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 OF COURSE. 825 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 HEY, BUDDY, LISTEN, LET ME JUST -- 826 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 I'LL BE OUT FRONT. 827 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 OKAY. 828 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 LOOK, OWEN, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, 829 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY. 830 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000 WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT SEEING THIS GUY 831 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 BEFORE YOU AND JOE GOT SEPARATED? 832 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 YES, I WAS, BUT -- THEN JOE SHOULD KNOW THAT. 833 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 YOU KNOW, IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SIT HERE AND JUDGE. 834 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 HE'S YOUR FRIEND, BUT HE'S NOT PERFECT. 835 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 ARE YOU TELLING ME JOE DID SOMETHING TO DESERVE THIS? 836 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 SOMETIMES IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DON'T DO. 837 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000 OH, BULLSHIT. YOU'RE JUST PROTECTING YOURSELF. 838 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000 FROM WHAT? FROM FEELING GUILTY. 839 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000 I DON'T FEEL GUILTY, OWEN. 840 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 I MADE A VERY DIFFICULT CHOICE, BUT I MADE THE RIGHT ONE. 841 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000 FOR YOU, MAYBE. FOR YOU. 842 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 SO, IT LOOKS LIKE THE ARTS PROGRAM 843 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 IS GONNA SURVIVE FOR ANOTHER YEAR. 844 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 TOO BAD RANDY COULDN'T BE HERE. 845 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 HE'S IN DALLAS. 846 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 YEAH. YEAH, YOU SAID. 847 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000 BIODEFENSE. 848 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000 YES. 849 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000 HE LOVES THESE THINGS. 850 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 [ Laughing ] WHAT? HE DOES? 851 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. 852 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 HE HATES THESE THINGS. 853 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000 YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK SOMEWHERE? 854 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 YEAH, SURE. 855 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 MEET ME BY MY CAR IN AN HOUR. 856 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000 YOU CAN FOLLOW ME. 857 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000 AND JUST BE MELLOW ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE TALK. 858 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 YOU GOT IT. 859 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 YOU HOT FOR TEACHER, BRO? 860 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000 WHAT? 861 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000 [ Laughing ] OH. 862 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 THE T-WEAPON STRIKES AGAIN. 863 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 HUSBANDS BEWARE! 864 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 I MEAN, WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, YOU KNOW, 865 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000 PARADING HIM AROUND LIKE THAT? 866 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 IT'S -- PSH! 867 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? 868 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 I'M CALLING JOE RIGHT NOW. 869 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 NO, NO. NO DRUNK-DIALING. 870 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 LOOK, I'M HIS FRIEND, MELISSA. 871 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,000 OWEN. 872 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 GIVE ME THE KEYS. 873 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000 COME ON. 874 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 COME ON. COME ON. 875 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000 [ THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND'S "CAN'T YOU SEE" PLAYS ] 876 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] 877 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000 ♪ I'M GONNA TAKE A FREIGHT TRAIN ♪ 878 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000 ♪ DOWN AT THE STATION, LORD ♪ 879 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,000 ♪ I DON'T CARE WHERE IT GOES ♪ 880 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 ♪ GONNA CLIMB A MOUNTAIN ♪ 881 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000 ♪ THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN ♪ 882 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 ♪ GONNA JUMP OFF ♪ 883 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] ♪ NOBODY GONNA KNOW ♪ 884 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪ 885 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000 ♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE ♪ 886 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 ♪ WHAT THAT WOMAN, LORD ♪ 887 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000 ♪ SHE BEEN DOIN' TO ME? ♪ 888 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪ 889 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE ♪ 890 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000 ♪ WHAT THAT WOMAN ♪ 891 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000 ♪ SHE BEEN DOIN' TO ME? ♪ 892 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 ♪ I'M GONNA FIND ME ♪ 893 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000 ♪ A HOLE IN THE WALL ♪ 894 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000 ♪ I'M GONNA CRAWL INSIDE AND DIE ♪ 895 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 ♪ 'CAUSE MY LADY, NOW ♪ 896 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000 ♪ A MEAN OLD WOMAN, LORD ♪ 897 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000 ♪ NEVER TOLD ME GOODBYE ♪ 898 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪ 899 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,000 ♪ OHHHH, CAN'T YOU SEE ♪ 900 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 ♪ WHAT THAT WOMAN, LORD ♪ 901 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000 ♪ SHE BEEN DOIN' TO ME? ♪ 902 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪ 903 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 JOE. 904 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 JOE. 905 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 YO. 906 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 907 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 HEY. WHAT'S UP? 908 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 THIS HAPPENED BEFORE WITH A GUY. 909 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 910 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000 YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE A BUDDY-BUDDY THING. 911 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 AND THEN HE GOT IN DEEP. 912 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 HE OWED SOMETHING BIG, AND I THINK 913 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 HE THOUGHT OUR FRIENDSHIP WOULD SMOOTH THINGS OVER. 914 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 DON'T THINK THAT, JOE. 915 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 YEAH. 916 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 YEAH, OKAY. 917 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 THIS WAS FUN, THOUGH. 918 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 YEAH. 919 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 I LET MYSELF IN YOUR ROOM. I LEFT THE SHORTS IN THERE. 920 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 I MIGHT HAVE SHIT IN THEM A LITTLE. 921 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 922 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 HOW FUNNY AM I, LADY? 923 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 [ GROANS ] 924 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 YOU EVER FLOAT LIKE A FETUS? 925 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 926 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 927 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 928 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000 WOW. THE AD FOR THE ESCORT SERVICE IS REALLY MISLEADING. 929 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000 IT'S NOON. 930 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 YEAH. 931 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 NOON. 932 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 933 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? YOU LOOK A LITTLE ROUGH THERE. 934 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000 GOT SOME GOOD STUFF -- VACUUM-PACKED. 935 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 936 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000 ALL RIGHT. LAY IT ON ME. 937 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 GOOD-LOOKING? TALL? 938 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 OH, THAT SON OF A BITCH. HE'S TALL, RIGHT? 939 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE GUY. 940 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. 941 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 HE'S BLACK. 942 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 YOU'RE A DICK. 943 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 [ LAUGHS ] 944 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 COME ON. 945 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 GO. OUT WITH IT. 946 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000 GO AHEAD. I CAN TAKE IT. 947 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000 I THINK YOU KNOW THE GUY. 948 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000 THIS PROFESSOR WINDBAG OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS -- 949 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000 SHE TOOK, UH, UH, HIS CLASS LAST YEAR. 950 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 WAIT A MINUTE... HAROLD OR SOMETHING? 951 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 YEAH, T-THAT'S THE ONE. 952 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 I DIDN'T CARE MUCH FOR HIM. I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 953 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 YEAH, OKAY. 954 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 WHAT ELSE? 955 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, UM... 956 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000 THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER, UM, FOR A WHILE. 957 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 UM, SINCE SHE TOOK THE CLASS. 958 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 I-I DON'T KNOW ALL THE DETAILS 959 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,000 OR -- OR HOW MUCH OR IF THAT WAS THE REASON. 960 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I-I JUST... THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 961 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 WHEW. 962 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000 MM. 963 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 I GUESS IT KIND OF MAKES SENSE. 964 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 YOU KNOW? 965 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 I REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS TAKING THAT CLASS. 966 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 IT WAS "HAROLD THIS," "HAROLD THAT." 967 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,000 I GUESS I KIND OF SUSPECTED, BUT... 968 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK? 969 00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:00,000 YOU REMEMBER MY GIRLFRIEND WAY BACK -- PATTI LEERY? 970 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 [ CHUCKLES ] GEEZ. 971 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 YEAH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 972 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 I WASN'T -- I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANYTHING. 973 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000 I JUST -- WE -- WE STARTED E-MAILING, THAT'S ALL. 974 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT, "IT'S GONNA STOP," 975 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,000 BUT IT...KIND OF WENT ON FOR A COUPLE MONTHS. 976 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 IT WASN'T SEXUAL. 977 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000 BUT IT WAS JUST... 978 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000 I-I WAS SHARING STUFF -- 979 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000 STUFF THAT ME AND SONIA DIDN'T. 980 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 YEAH. 981 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 AND THEN SONIA FOUND THOSE E-MAILS. 982 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 [ SCOFFS ] 983 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000 THAT'S SCREWED-UP, JOE. 984 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 [ SLURPS ] 985 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000 SO, DID SONIA... YOU KNOW... 986 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 BEFORE SHE FOUND THE E-MAILS OR...? 987 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 I DON'T KNOW. 988 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 WE WERE BOTH... 989 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU GO ALONG, 990 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF EVERYTHING'S FINE, YOU KNOW, 991 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 AND "WE'RE HAPPY," 992 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000 EVEN THOUGH A LITTLE BIT OF YOU ISN'T. 993 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 I GUESS YOU JUST -- YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT. 994 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000 BUT THEN YOU -- THEN ONE DAY... 995 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000 YOU JUST LOOK UP AND -- AND YOU'RE APART. 996 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 LIKE, "WOW. 997 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 WOW. WHAT HAPPENED?" 998 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 [ LIQUID POURS ] 999 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IT BACK. 1000 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 YOU WORK AT IT, MAN. 1001 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000 YOU DON'T JUST GIVE UP. 1002 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000 YOU GO 110% TO MAKE IT WORK BEFORE YOU GIVE UP. 1003 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 THIS IS YOUR MARRIAGE MAN. 1004 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 YOU KNOW THAT'S AN INVALID THING, RIGHT? 1005 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 WHAT? 1006 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 THE WHOLE 110% THING. 1007 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT, BECAUSE 100% -- 1008 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 THAT'S THE MOST YOU CAN GIVE OF ANYTHING. 1009 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 I'M SERIOUS -- SERIOUS, MAN. IT BUGS ME. 1010 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000 YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "NOW, 110% -- THAT'S THE NEW FULL AMOUNT." 1011 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WHOLE FOUNDATION OF MATHEMAT-- 1012 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 SORRY, MAN, BUT HOW CAN YOU BE BULLSHITTING RIGHT NOW? 1013 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000 I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM MY HOUSE FOR FIVE MONTHS, YOU KNOW? 1014 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000 AND YOU GUYS -- 1015 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN ME EVERY SINGLE DAY. 1016 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 YEAH, COME ON, MAN. 1017 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000 YOU KNOW I DIDN'T GIVE UP. 1018 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 YEAH. JUST... 1019 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 YEAH. 1020 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 SORRY. 1021 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000 NO, IT'S GOOD. 1022 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000 IT'S A GOOD THING THAT YOU TOLD ME THIS STUFF, 1023 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,000 BECAUSE NOW...IT'S LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT, REALLY. 1024 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000 SHE'S STILL WITH THIS GUY, SONIA, 1025 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 SO IT'S A... 1026 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 IT'S A FATE THING. 1027 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,000 IT'S -- IT'S THE UNIVERSE, YOU KNOW? 1028 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 IT'S... 1029 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000 IT'S THE DAMN UNIVERSE JUST PUSHING ALONG. 1030 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 YOU GOT TO GO WITH IT. 1031 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 MAYBE. 1032 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000 [ CHILDREN ARGUING ] 1033 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000 HEY, SEXY. 1034 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 COME. 1035 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000 COME LOOK AT ALL OUR SEXY CABBAGE. 1036 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000 WHAT'S WRONG? 1037 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 I TALKED TO JOE. 1038 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 OH. 1039 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000 PEOPLE ARE SCREWED-UP. 1040 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 NOT US. 1041 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 NOT YET. 1042 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 NOT EVER. 1043 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 YOU HEAR ME? 1044 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 NOT EVER. 1045 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 MM. 69832

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