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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪
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♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪
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♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY THAT I WISH
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I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪
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♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Good morning.
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GOOD MORNING.
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This is your 6:00 A.M. wake-up call.
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Today is Monday, April 5th. TODAY IS MONDAY, APRIL 5th.
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The temperature is...
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54. 54.
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YES!
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[ WATER RUNNING ]
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[ TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING ]
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[ WHIRRING STOPS, WATER CONTINUES RUNNING ]
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[ SNORTS, GASPS ]
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JAMIE SAID HULK DOESN'T HAVE A GUN,
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BUT I SAID HULK CAN HAVE A GUN.
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GO OUT OF THIS ROOM.
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MOMMY SAID TO GET UP 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GO EXERCISE.
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DON'T YOU SHOOT THAT THING.
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HU-U-U-U-U-LK!
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Melissa: GET DRESSED. YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT TO SCHOOL AGAIN.
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I'M THE HULK!
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YOU'D SLEEP BETTER IF YOU'D WEAR YOUR MASK.
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[ SIGHS ] I'M NOT WEARING THAT THING.
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HEY!
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THEY DID A LOT YESTERDAY. BATHROOM'S REALLY GETTING THERE.
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CAN I USE IT?
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NO, NO, YOU HAVE TO USE THE KIDS' FOR NOW.
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OH, THAT SEAT.
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JUST A COUPLE OF MONTHS, OWEN.
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YEAH.
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NO, GUNTHER SAID THAT EVEN WITH THE RAIN,
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THEY'RE GONNA BE DONE BY THE END OF AUGUST.
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YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT HAPPENING, RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE DONE AT THE END OF AUGUST.
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WHY DO YOU EVEN SAY IT?
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YOU GET MY HOPES UP.
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YOU GET MY ASS'S HOPES UP.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I'M INCREDIBLY LATE.
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I THINK YOUR FRIENDS ARE OUTSIDE.
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AREN'T YOU GOING HIKING THIS MORNING?
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OHHHH, YEAH.
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♪ OF PEOPLE ♪ Joe: ♪ OF PEOPLE ♪
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♪ IN TROUBLE ♪ ♪ IN TROUBLE ♪
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♪ REFLECTIONS OF MY LIFE ♪ ♪ REFLECTIONS OF MY LIFE ♪
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♪ OH, HOW THEY FILL MY EYES ♪ ♪ OH, HOW THEY FILL
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MY HEART ♪
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♪ ALL MY CRYING ♪ ♪ ALL MY CRYING ♪
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[ RADIO TURNS OFF ] PLEASE, MAN.
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THAT'S A GOOD SONG.
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PLEASE.
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OH.
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GOJI BERRY.
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YEAH, NO, THEY'RE, LIKE, HEALTHY -- REALLY HEALTHY.
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TRY 'EM.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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YEAH, NO, THEY DON'T TASTE GOOD.
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[ SPITS ]
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[ SCOFFS ]
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HE CAN'T JUST BE OUT HERE, RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW HE'S WORKING SOME TEMP JOB NOW
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WHERE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN TILL NOON?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOON!
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YEAH, SO, IN CASE HE HAS AN AUDITION, RIGHT?
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YEAH. WHAT WAS THE LAST SHOW HE WAS ON?
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THE "HANG OUT IN BED ALL DAY, I'M A DICK" SHOW?
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YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREATH?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE, MAN.
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I THINK IT'S GOOD.
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I THINK THIS HIKING'S GONNA BE GOOD.
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YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR MIND --
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THE ENDORPHINS, YOUR MIND.
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I'M FEELING BETTER...
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ABOUT SONIA.
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YEAH, RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ] SONIA.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
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WE'RE GONNA WORK THROUGH THIS, ME AND HER.
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WE DON'T HATE EACH OTHER.
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IT'S QUITE THE OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY.
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AND I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE LIKE, "STOP TALKING TO HER."
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BUT IT'S FUNNY, THOUGH --
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NOW THAT WE'RE OFFICIALLY SEPARATED,
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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WE'RE FRIENDS.
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I KNOW THAT SOUNDS CORNY, BUT THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S IT -- WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.
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WOULD YOU SAY YOU HATE HIM MORE NOW
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OR BACK WHEN WE WERE IN COLLEGE?
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HMM.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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YEAH.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY. HEY.
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SO, I'M IN SAN JOSE FOR TWO WEEKS,
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BUT THEN AFTER THAT...
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OKAY, WELL, I'M AROUND. OKAY. OKAY.
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I HATE HIM MORE NOW.
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Terry: GOJI BERRIES. NICE.
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TRY THESE, "O."
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THEY'RE FULL OF ANTIOXIDANTS.
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YEAH, HE DON'T LIKE 'EM.
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HE WON'T EAT IT UNLESS --
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YOU GOT TO HIDE IT IN A HAMBURGER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SO, UH, SO, WHO'S THIS ONE?
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WHO -- BETH?
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YEAH, WHATEVER -- BETH. WHAT'S HER DEAL?
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NO DEAL. DIVORCED, MOM, NICE LADY.
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YEAH, SHE SEEMS VERY NICE. YEAH.
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ANYWAY, YOU'VE SEEN HER BEFORE.
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SHE'S FROM THE YOGA CLASS I TEACH.
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WHAT?
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TEACH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TEACH?
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OH, COME ON, A-HOLES. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS ALREADY.
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THE GUY WHO OWNS MY GYM, HE ASKED ME TO FILL IN
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'CAUSE THE REGULAR INSTRUCTOR HAD A BABY.
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DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
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NO, IF YOU TOLD US THAT, I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED A LOT.
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YOU GOT ANY WATER, JOE? I LEFT MY BOTTLE.
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YEAH, THERE'S ONE FOR EACH OF US THERE.
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OH, YOU KNOW, THAT REMINDS ME --
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I LOST 2 POUNDS PEEING THIS MORNING.
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2 POUNDS.
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OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
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I SWEAR TO GOD -- 2 POUNDS.
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LOOK, I TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T LOSE 2 POUNDS JUST BY PEEING.
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I-I STEP ON MY DIGITAL SCALE TOTALLY NAKED BEFORE I PEE
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AND THEN AGAIN AFTER I PEE, AND IT'S 2 POUNDS LESS.
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MY RECORD'S 2 1/2, SO YES -- YES, YOU CAN.
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THAT'S BULLSHIT.
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WHY WOULD I LIE?
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NO, JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND.
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WHAT MOTIVE WOULD I HAVE TO TELL YOU
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THAT MY PEE WEIGHS ANY MORE --
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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OH, SHIT.
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OH, MAN.
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POOR GUY.
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OKAY. LET'S GO.
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WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT IF IT'S STILL ALIVE?
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO -- TAKE A POSSUM TO THE VET?
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SHOULD WE? NO!
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NO, THAT THING IS FULL OF RABIES AND...
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AIDS AND...
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YOU KNOW.
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COME ON. JUST DRIVE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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COME ON, JOE.
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I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
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YEAH, NO. WHAT CAN YOU DO, RIGHT?
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RIGHT, RIGHT.
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I MEAN, IF THERE WAS ANYTHING TO DO, YOU'D BE THE GUY TO DO IT.
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OH, MY GOD.
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ALL RIGHT. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, RELAX.
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GO.
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IS IT THE HUMANE THING, THOUGH,
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JUST TO -- JUST TO LEAVE IT THERE?
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IT'S VERY HUMANE. IT'S VERY HUMANE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I KNOW, I KNOW -- THIS IS STUPID.
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BUT I'M GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT IT.
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I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS, JOE.
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WELL, IT'S THE HUMANE THING.
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IT'S LIKE... YOU NEVER STEPPED ON A BUG
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AND IT'S ONLY HALF-SQUISHED
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AND YOU FIGURE, "WELL, I GOT TO STEP ON HIM ALL THE WAY NOW
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INSTEAD OF LEAVING HIM THERE WITH, LIKE, HALF A BODY"?
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YEAH.
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YEAH, LET'S GO [CLEARS THROAT] DO SOME HIKING.
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
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[ BRAKES SQUEAL, TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ THE LOVIN' SPOONFUL'S "DAYDREAM" PLAYS ]
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♪ WHAT A DAY FOR A DAYDREAM ♪
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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♪ WHAT A DAY FOR A DAYDREAMIN' BOY ♪
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[ TIRES SCREECH ] ♪ AND I'M LOST IN A DAYDREAM ♪
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♪ DREAMIN' 'BOUT MY BUNDLE OF JOY ♪
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♪ AND EVEN IF TIME AIN'T REALLY ON MY SIDE ♪
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♪ IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS FOR TAKIN' A WALK OUTSIDE ♪
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♪ I'M BLOWIN' THE DAY TO TAKE A WALK IN THE SUN ♪
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♪ FALL ON MY FACE... ♪
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GRAB A SEAT.
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IT'S A NEW MONTH.
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GOOD THING, BECAUSE MARCH WAS A DAMN MESS.
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MARCUS...THE ONLY GUY IN DOUBLE DIGITS?
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I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED,
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BUT IT SURE AIN'T HAPPENING AGAIN.
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[ RAPPING ON DOOR ]
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[ DOORKNOB RATTLES ]
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NEW-CAR SALES AND LEASES --
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WORST IN TWO YEARS.
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AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP ABOUT THE ECONOMY.
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[ POUNDING ON DOOR ] THAT WAS A PISSPOOR MARCH,
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NO MATTER --
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SORRY.
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SORRY.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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HEY, LLOYD.
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YANKEES!
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PHEW!
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[ SIGHS ]
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Bruce: NOW, LISTEN, GUYS,
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YOU WANT TO BRING YOUR PROSPECTS TO THE MANAGER.
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DON'T LEAVE THEM RUNNING AROUND OUT THERE.
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YEAH?
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HOW'D WE DO IN MARCH?
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[ SALESPEOPLE MURMURING ]
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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HEY. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHO CHANGED THE MUSIC?
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COME ON, DaSHAUN.
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[ MUSIC STOPS ] DON'T PLAY THAT.
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WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN STORE,
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THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE "SMACK ON MY ASS" SONG.
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BUT UNTIL THEN...
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THAT'S WHY WE GOT THIS.
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[ BACHMAN-TURNER OVERDRIVE'S "TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS"
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PLAYS ]
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YEAH, BABY.
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HUH? THAT'S THE SHIT!
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I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
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YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO HIS OLD-MAN MUSIC ALL DAY.
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HE PLAYED SOME BAND -- AIR SUPPLY.
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YOU'D THINK HE'S DOING IT AS A JOKE,
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BUT NO -- HE LIKES IT.
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♪ AND I'VE BEEN TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS ♪
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FELLAS.
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♪ EVERY DAY ♪
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♪ TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS EVERY WAY ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN TAKIN' CARE... ♪
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UH, NOON'S OKAY, BUT 12:30's KIND OF PUSHING IT.
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OH. SORRY, MAN.
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I WAS GONNA CALL.
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YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T HAVE A CELL?
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[ CHUCKLES ] THOSE THINGS ARE FADS.
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[ Laughing ] YEAH.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU LAST NIGHT.
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THE BABY WAS CRYING, IT'S 3:00 A.M.,
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I CAN'T SLEEP, I FLIP ON THE BOOB TUBE,
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AND THERE YOU ARE, SELLING SOME KIND OF CAN OPENER?
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OH, GOD.
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YOUR HAIR WAS LONG.
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[ CHUCKLES ] HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT LITTLE HOTTIE NEXT TO YOU?
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YOU TWO EVER HOOK UP?
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EH, WENT OUT ONCE OR TWICE.
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I BET YOU DID, YOU OLD DIRTY DOG.
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LET ME ASK -- YOU STILL GET PAID FOR THAT?
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NAH.
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NO, THAT WAS A BUYOUT -- HE GOT A FLAT FEE UP FRONT,
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SO HE DOESN'T GET PAID AGAIN UNLESS THEY RUN ANOTHER CYCLE.
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SO THAT'S THE WAY THAT WORKS.
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UH, OKAY.
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UH, TERRY, YOU STILL GOT THE REVISIONS
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ON THOSE SPREADSHEETS FROM YESTERDAY?
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I KIND OF NEED THEM RIGHT AWAY.
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YOU GOT IT. THANKS, BRO.
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YEAH, TAKE CARE.
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Dick.
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HEY, IS THERE ANY COFFEE LEFT?
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WAIT UP, DUDE. CHECK THIS OUT.
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I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THIS BACK STAGE WEST.
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CHECK OUT THIS AUDITION.
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BINGO!
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"SEEKING MALE FOR SUPPORTING ROLE
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"IN THE LIFETIME MOVIE 'CRY BOBBY.'
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MID-40s, GOOD-LOOKING."
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THAT IS SO YOU, DUDE.
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[ CLAPS ] GO OUT THERE AND GET THAT SHIT.
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YEAH, THAT'S OKAY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THAT'S OKAY? I'M GONNA COVER FOR YOU.
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PEOPLE WON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE GONE.
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STEVE, IT'S JUST A CATTLE CALL, OKAY?
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BY NOW, IT'S PROBABLY CAST ALREADY.
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PROBABLY NO MONEY, AND IT ALMOST DEFINITELY SUCKS.
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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YEAH, I KNOW IT SUCKS. THAT'S OBVIOUS.
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JUST, I FIGURED IT'S LIFETIME.
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BOTH KNOW THE LADIES LOVE SOME TERRY.
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[ LAUGHS ] ABSOLUTELY.
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SPEAKING OF COVERING FOR ME, I THINK I'LL
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HEAD DOWN THE STREET
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FOR A COUPLE OF EGG WHITES, OKAY?
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I'LL BE BACK IN A BIT. WORD UP.
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DAVE-O!
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TERRY!
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UH, SPREADSHEETS?
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YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT -- SPREADSHEETS.
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JACK MICKELSON.
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PHIL. PHIL MICKELSON.
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UNLESS YOU MEAN JACK NICKLAUS.
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I-I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT YOU PLAYED, RIGHT? WITH -- WITH ALL THOSE DUDES?
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UH, SORT OF.
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WELL, NO, NOT REALLY.
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I DID A COUPLE TOURNAMENTS ON THE MINI TOUR BACK IN 1983.
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SENIOR TOUR STARTS WHEN YOU'RE 50,
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SO YOU NEVER KNOW, RIGHT?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU NEED ME OUT THERE?
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NAH, UM, ACTUALLY, MY DAD CALLED,
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AND HE SAID FROM NOW ON, IF YOU WANT TO USE HIS BOOKIE,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL HIM YOURSELF.
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OH.
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OH, YEAH? OK-- UH.
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YEAH, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, HE JUST BETS HIS EAGLES,
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AND LATELY, YOU'VE BEEN GETTING BIG-TIME,
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AND HE JUST DOESN'T WANT ME
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BRINGING ALL THE MONEY BACK AND FORTH.
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OH, YEAH. I GET IT. YEAH.
328
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OKAY, THAT'S COOL. YEAH.
329
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HERE'S THE GUY'S NUMBER RIGHT THERE.
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YOU CAN CALL HIM UP. OKAY. YEAH.
331
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THIS ONE-WEEK THING --
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I BET A LITTLE BIT -- A LOT --
333
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BUT I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA DO THAT EVER AGAIN, BUT...
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OKAY -- "BURT MANFRO." BURT MANFRO.
335
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OKAY GUY?
336
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I GUESS. I MET HIM, LIKE, ONCE.
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I DON'T THINK HE EVER KILLED NOBODY. [ LAUGHS ]
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NO.
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NO, BUT I'LL BET HE KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
341
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WHAT'S THIS?
342
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[ PAPERS SHUFFLE ]
343
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UH, THAT'S THE MANDATORY STATE SURCHARGE
344
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THAT FUNDS OIL RECYCLING.
345
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YOU GUYS MAKE THIS SO CONFUSING!
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MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT. I DID WANT TO LOOK
347
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AT THE GRAND MARQUIS.
348
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YOU WANT TO WALK? I'LL WALK RIGHT NOW.
349
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EXCUSE ME, OWEN. YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL.
350
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WHAT?
351
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YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL.
352
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[ LAUGHS ]
353
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IT'S PROBABLY MY WIFE.
354
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I SHOULD, UH, I SHOULD TAKE THAT.
355
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UM, MARCUS HERE WILL, UM, ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.
356
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YES, I WILL.
357
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HOW ARE YOU FOLKS DOING? I'M MARCUS.
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Woman: HI, MARCUS.
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OOH! PULLED FOR THE D.H., HOMES.
360
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DADDY, I GOT THIS.
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IT'S BEEN AN HOUR, SON.
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YEAH, BUT I DON'T NEED MARCUS TO CLOSE FOR ME.
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DON'T YOU GET EXCITED. YOU'RE GETTING THE SALE.
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DA--
365
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WE NEED TO GET YOU BOTH, SIR. WE NEED TO GET YOU BOTH.
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I CAN'T READ ONE DAMN THING ON HERE.
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NOT ONE. LOOK AT THIS.
368
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LOOK -- BLURRY. TOTAL BLUR.
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NOPE.
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OKAY, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE -- IT'S NOT BLURRY ANYMORE,
371
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BUT NOW IT'S TOO FAR AWAY THAT I CAN'T READ IT.
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I'M NEVER GONNA KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON A KETCHUP BOTTLE.
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IT'S KETCHUP. WHAT DO YOU GOT TO KNOW ABOUT IT?
374
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WHAT IF IT'S MEDICATION ONE NIGHT?
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TAKE IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HOW DO YOU EAT THAT MUCH? HOW CAN YOU NOT --
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AREN'T YOU SLEEPY? HOW DO YOU NOT NEED A NAP?
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THAT'S ANGRY EATING.
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IT'S THAT JOB, MAN.
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LAST TIME I WAS IN THERE,
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HIS FATHER SAID I SHOULD BE A SALESMAN -- NO, THANK YOU.
383
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YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'D ACTUALLY BE GOOD AT.
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I COULDN'T TAKE BEING A SALESMAN.
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IT'S TOO...SISYPHEAN.
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TOO WHAT?
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SISYPHEAN.
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NO. NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT.
389
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DON'T SAY THAT LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
390
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
391
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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?
392
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YOU KNOW, I HEAR A LOT OF THINGS THAT I DON'T
393
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KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN,
394
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AND YOU PUT THEM IN A CONTEXT.
395
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BUT I CAN'T -- I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
396
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FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY, SISYPHUS --
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THE GUY WHO KEPT TRYING TO PUSH THE ROCK UP THE HILL,
398
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BUT IT'D KEEP ROLLING DOWN,
399
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AND HE'D HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.
400
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OH. THAT GUY?
401
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ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
402
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OKAY, SO, SALES --
403
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YOU WORK 14-HOUR DAYS KISSING ASS
404
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SO YOU CAN BE NUMBER ONE FOR THE MONTH, RIGHT?
405
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NEXT MONTH COMES ALONG,
406
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THEY WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN -- BACK TO ZERO.
407
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WHAT'S THE POINT?
408
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THE POINT IS, AT THE END OF THE MONTH, THEY GIVE YOU MONEY.
409
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HE JUST LEAVES THAT PART OUT.
410
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YEAH, WHAT'D HE PULL DOWN A YEAR -- SISYPHUS?
411
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OKAY. OKAY. I'M LIVING LIFE WRONG.
412
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LET'S ALL TAKE OUR BLOOD PRESSURES RIGHT NOW.
413
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NO, NO. LOOK. COME ON.
414
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COME ON.
415
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IN MY CASE -- IN MY CASE --
416
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YEAH?
417
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SOMEDAY MY DAD'S GONNA FINALLY GET OUT OF THERE,
418
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AND THEN I'LL -- I'LL MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE
419
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PUSH THE DAMN ROCK.
420
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I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, RIGHT?
421
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I MEAN, BEING YOUR OWN DAMN BOSS, RIGHT?
422
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LOOK AT YOU. RIGHT?
423
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LOOK HOW ANGRY YOU ARE.
424
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LOOK, IT'S GOOD TO BE THE BOSS. IT IS.
425
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YEAH.
426
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I GUESS.
427
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EVEN WHEN YOU'RE THE BOSS, THOUGH, YOU'RE STILL YOU.
428
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SOMETIMES YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU?"
429
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YOU KNOW, "ALL RIGHT, I'M THE BOSS,
430
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
BUT WHO ARE YOU?"
431
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
YOU EVER GET THAT -- YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR
432
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AND YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU KNOW WHO -- YOU SEE YOURSELF.
433
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"I KNOW I'M STANDING HERE. I SEE MYSELF.
434
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AND YOU GET THAT -- THERE'S A LITTLE --
435
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Y-YOU KNOW, YOU RECOGNIZE YOURSELF, BUT...
436
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THEN THERE'S THAT LITTLE BIT OF YOU THAT YOU DON'T.
437
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THIS IS THAT POSSUM SHIT.
438
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CARLOS, WHAT'S GOING ON?
439
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RALPH IS SICK.
440
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AGAIN HE'S SICK?
441
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HE SAY HE WAS ALL NIGHT THROWING UP.
442
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YEAH.
443
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OKAY.
444
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OKAY, CARLOS, YOU KNOW YOU PARK A BLOCK AWAY FROM THE PARTY,
445
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AND YOU WALK UP WITH THE HEAD ON.
446
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Sí.
447
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OKAY?
448
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HEAD ON.
449
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HEAD ON.
450
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OH! SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
451
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MY FAULT. MY FAULT. SORRY.
452
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[ SNORES, GASPS ]
453
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Woman on P.A.: BOB TO SERVICE.
454
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BOB TO SERVICE.
455
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[ SNORING ]
456
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TERRY!
457
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HEY, THERE.
458
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HEY.
459
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WHERE YOU BEEN?
460
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THERE WAS, LIKE, SOME NEW GUY BACK THERE.
461
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YEAH, SORRY. THAT BAD?
462
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HE WAS TERRIBLE.
463
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HE DID THE FOAM LIKE HE WAS AFRAID OF IT.
464
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OH, HE IS AFRAID OF IT.
465
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HE ACTUALLY HAD A COUPLE ACCIDENTS.
466
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OH, YEAH?
467
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ROBERT!
468
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ANYTHING GOOD IN THERE?
469
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YEAH, I CAN, UH, EITHER SIGN UP FOR A CLOWN CLASS...
470
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NICE.
471
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...OR GO ON THIS CRAPPY OPEN CALL.
472
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WOW.
473
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YOU GONNA GO?
474
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OH, YEAH.
475
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NO.
476
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MUST BE NICE.
477
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WHAT?
478
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000
NO, I MEAN, TO BE ABLE TO TURN DOWN AUDITIONS.
479
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE FAMOUS.
480
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OH. YEAH. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
481
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
SORRY. I AM VERY BIG.
482
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OH, YEAH. HUGE.
483
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
YEAH? NO, THAT IS GREAT.
484
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
YEAH.
485
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LOOK, I'M GONNA SOUND A THOUSAND YEARS OLD HERE,
486
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BUT YOU REACH A CERTAIN POINT IN YOUR LIFE,
487
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YOU GOT TO DRAW A LINE.
488
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I GOT IT. YOU'RE RETIRED.
489
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[ Scoffing ] NO!
490
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NO, I TOTALLY GET IT.
491
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YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT,
492
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AND NOW YOU ARE GONNA START A REALLY AWESOME GARDEN.
493
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
GWEN!
494
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
OKAY, YOU'RE A WRITER.
495
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
WOULD YOU WANT TO WRITE ON "CRY BOBBY"?
496
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
YEAH. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M WRITING ON CUPS.
497
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
THIS IS GOOD.
498
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
499
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
SO...
500
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
MOM MAKING DINNER?
501
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
ALBERT, HOW WAS SCHOOL -- GOOD?
502
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
TOOL SHED?
503
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
AW, COME ON.
504
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
GUYS, HEADPHONES OFF.
505
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
LUCY, COME ON -- YOU TOO. I WANT TO TALK.
506
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS IN A WHILE.
507
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
WHAT'S UP?
508
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
UH, NOTHING.
509
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
I GOT A 98 ON MY BIOLOGY.
510
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
YEAH, YEAH!
511
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
HOW ABOUT YOU, ALBERT?
512
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
YOU SAW "BORAT," RIGHT, DAD?
513
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
YES, I DID. TURN IT OFF.
514
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
HEY, ALBERT, WHY DON'T YOU TELL DAD
515
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
WHY YOU WERE IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE TODAY?
516
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
517
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
NOTHING. SHUT UP, UGLY.
518
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
ALBERT, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
519
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
WHAT HAPPENED? ALBERT!
520
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
WHAT'D HE DO?
521
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000
OKAY, ALEXIS SAID THAT HIM AND MATTHEW
522
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
WERE IN SCIENCE LAB TOGETHER,
523
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
AND YOU KNOW MR. ENRIGHT, WITH THE HEARING-AID THING?
524
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000
WELL, THEY MADE A BET TO SEE WHO COULD SAY "DILDO"
525
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
THE LOUDEST WITHOUT HIM HEARING IT.
526
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
"DILDO"?
527
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
HOW -- HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW...
528
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
O-OKAY, COME ON, ALBERT.
529
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
SEE, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
530
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
I GOT TO HEAR THIS STUFF. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
531
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
DAD, I KNOW.
532
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
[ SIGHS ] AND I KNOW I-IT'S YOUR FRIEND,
533
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
YOU'RE JUST PLAYING AROUND, BUT...
534
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE REACHING AN AGE NOW --
535
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
12, 13...
536
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL. A LOT OF STUFF IS HAPPENING.
537
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT.
538
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
539
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
YOU DON'T. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
540
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
UGH.
541
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
542
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
ALL RIGHT, DAD, BYE. BYE, DAD.
543
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000
[ LOCKS CLICK ] JUST, GUYS...LISTEN.
544
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
THIS GOES FOR YOU, TOO, LUCY.
545
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
YOU'RE AT AN AGE...
546
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
THERE'S A LOT OF SEXUAL CROSSROADS COMING UP.
547
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
OH, GOD.
548
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000
LOOK, THIS IS A CRUCIAL STRETCH OF YEARS FOR BOTH YOU GUYS.
549
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
YOU KNOW, YOUR WHOLE LIFE...
550
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
ONE WRONG TURN...
551
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
552
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
I HAD A FRIEND, AND -- AND --
553
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
AND WE DID A LOT OF STUFF TOGETHER,
554
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
A LOT OF THINGS, ALL THE TIME,
555
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
AND THEN JUST... ONE GUY JUST GOES ONE WAY
556
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
AND ANOTHER GUY GOES ANOTHER WAY.
557
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
HE'S DEAD NOW. HE DIED.
558
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
HE DIED IN A TUB --
559
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000
HE DROWNED -- WITH THAT MUCH WATER IN IT.
560
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000
HIS DOG FOUND HIM.
561
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
[ LOCKS CLICK ]
562
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
OKAY. BYE. OKAY.
563
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
GUYS, I LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.
564
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
ALL RIGHT.
565
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
[ CAR DOORS CLOSE ]
566
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
567
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
NO, I-I'LL SEE YOU WEDNESDAY. NOT TOMORROW -- WEDNESDAY.
568
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
569
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
570
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
COME.
571
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
UM, LAWRENCE IS GONNA LOCK CARS FOR ME TONIGHT
572
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
SO I CAN TAKE MICHAEL TO THE SOCCER GAME,
573
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
SO...SEE YOU TOMORROW.
574
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
BRUCE IS GONNA START TRAINING MARCUS
575
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
TO TAKE OVER AS SALES MANAGER.
576
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
IF YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES, WORK THEM OUT.
577
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000
I DON'T WANT ANY PROBLEMS DOWN THE ROAD.
578
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
[ SCOFFS ]
579
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
NO PROBLEM.
580
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
GOOD.
581
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
[ BRIEFCASE LATCHES CLICK ]
582
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
SO, I GUESS THAT -- THAT WHOLE THING
583
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
ABOUT KEEPING IT ALL IN THE FAMILY --
584
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT, HUH?
585
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
GO AHEAD.
586
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
"GO AHEAD"?
587
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
[ LAUGHS ]
588
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
I GOT TO DO THE TALKING NOW?
589
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
[ LAUGHS ]
590
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
YOU'RE THE ONE CHANGING THIS SHIT ALL UP.
591
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
YOU GO AHEAD. TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
592
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
WHAT'S GOING ON IS THAT I'M MOVING ON.
593
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000
I'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU TO PROVE TO ME
594
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
THAT YOU'RE THE MAN THAT DESERVES THIS.
595
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
[ SCOFFS ]
596
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
OH, WHAT?
597
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000
I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO TURN ALL THIS OVER TO YOU BECAUSE?
598
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
DADDY, I WORK MY ASS OFF AROUND HERE.
599
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
NO, SIR. NO, SIR. NO, SON.
600
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
COMING IN THAT DOOR ALL LATE, LONG LUNCHES,
601
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
YOU'RE LEAVING EARLY.
602
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000
MY NUMBERS ARE AS GOOD AS ANYBODY ELSE'S.
603
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000
I NEED A FACE FOR THE COMPANY.
604
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000
MARCUS -- HE WORKS HARD. HE TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF.
605
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000
YOU -- YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR ALL SLOPPY,
606
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000
BREATHING HARD JUST WALKING FROM THE CAR,
607
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
SHOOTING UP AT YOUR DESK WITH YOUR NEEDLES.
608
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
SON, YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT.
609
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000
[ SOBS ]
610
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
[ SNIFFLES ]
611
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
OKAY.
612
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Good morning. This is your 6:00 A.M. wake-up call.
613
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000
THIS IS YOUR 6:00 A.M. WAKE-UP CALL.
614
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000
Today is Tuesday, April 6. TODAY IS TUESDAY, APRIL 6.
615
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
The temperature is...
616
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
57! 56.
617
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
SHIT.
618
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000
[ AMERICA'S "VENTURA HIGHWAY" PLAYS ]
619
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
MORNING.
620
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
EASY, GUYS, EASY.
621
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW,
622
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000
YESTERDAY, THERE WAS A WOMAN IN THE STORE -- WHOO!
623
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
LIKE A FANTASY WOMAN.
624
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
LET ME GUESS -- BIG BOOBS?
625
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
OH, YEAH, HE LIKES 'EM BIG.
626
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
I DO. I DO LIKE 'EM BIG.
627
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000
ALL RIGHT, UH, YOU WANT TO START OFF A FAST PACE
628
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
OR SLOW -- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
629
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
♪ SOME PEOPLE SAY ♪
630
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
BRING IT.
631
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
♪ THIS TOWN DON'T LOOK GOOD IN SNOW ♪
632
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
LET'S GO.
633
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Joe: I DON'T LIKE CRAZY-LOOKING BOOBS, YOU KNOW?
634
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
I GOT MY LIMITS.
635
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Terry: OF COURSE YOU DO.
636
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000
♪ VENTURA HIGHWAY ♪
637
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
♪ IN THE SUNSHINE ♪
638
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
♪ WHERE THE DAYS... ♪
639
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
I SAW MY ASS IN THE MIRROR THE OTHER DAY.
640
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
YEAH? HOW WAS IT? NOT GOOD.
641
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
I GOT, LIKE, AN EXTRA CREASE WHERE THERE WASN'T ONE.
642
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN NICE FOR YOU.
643
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
OH, YEAH, YOU SEE THESE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD,
644
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
LIKE WHERE THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING.
645
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
OH, HOLD ON.
646
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
WHAT, IS THERE A DOMINO'S ON TOP OF THE HILL?
647
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
DICK.
648
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
649
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
ANYWAY, I LOOKED THESE UP ON THE INTERNET.
650
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
THEY'RE CALLED "KERNS." CAIRNS.
651
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
RIGHT, RIGHT -- CAIRNS.
652
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
EACH ROCK REPRESENTS, LIKE, A SPIRITUAL TRIBUTE TO SOMEBODY
653
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
OR A MEMORIAL OR SOMETHING.
654
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
IT'S PRETTY COOL. YEAH.
655
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000
NICE. YOU'RE DICKING AROUND WITH KARMA.
656
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THAT.
657
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
YOU'RE NOT ALL RIGHT.
658
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
YOU JUST KNOCKED OVER SOME GRANDMOTHER'S SOUL.
659
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
[ OWEN WHEEZING ]
660
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
HEY.
661
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
HEY, MAN.
662
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
OH, SHIT! OWEN!
663
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
IT'S OKAY. HE'S BREATHING.
664
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
HELP ME TURN HIM OVER.
665
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
OH, THIS MUST BE A DIABETIC THING.
666
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
[ GRUNTS ]
667
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
I DON'T HAVE MY CELL.
668
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
AND OF COURSE YOU DON'T HAVE A CELL.
669
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING ONE --
670
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
671
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
LADY! EXCUSE ME. YOU GOT A CELLPHONE?
672
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
IT'S IN MY CAR.
673
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A HOSPITAL RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD.
674
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
OPEN THAT DOOR.
675
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
[ GRUNTING ]
676
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
FEET IN.
677
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
PUSH. PUSH, PUSH.
678
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
ALL RIGHT.
679
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
680
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000
BELT HIM. BELT HIM UP.
681
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
682
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
ALL RIGHT, LADY. COME ON, MOVE IT, MOVE IT.
683
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
HOLY SHIT. THAT'S HER -- THAT'S THE FANTASY LADY.
684
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Terry: HUH?
685
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
HER? YEAH.
686
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
FAKE BOOBS, MAN.
687
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
NO, THEY'RE NOT.
688
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
YEAH, TOTALLY FAKE. NO, LOOK AT THE WAY
689
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
THEY MOVE.
690
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
WATCH IT!
691
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
[ TIRES SCREECH, THUMP ]
692
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
LET'S GO.
693
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Woman on P.A.: DR. ROSS TO THE O.R.
694
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
DR. ROSS TO THE O.R.
695
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
696
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
[ SIGHS ]
697
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
HEY. HELLO, OWEN.
698
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
BUDDY.
699
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000
HEY, SWEETIE.
700
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
HEY.
701
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000
WHAT HAPPENED?
702
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Doctor: OWEN. OWEN.
703
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
I'M DR. ZINN.
704
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
YOU HAD A DIABETIC SEIZURE.
705
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000
HE SAID YOUR BLOOD SUGAR WAS BELOW 40.
706
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000
WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO EAT THIS MORNING?
707
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
NOTHING.
708
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, OWEN.
709
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
710
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
HEY, DAD. HI, DAD.
711
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
HEY.
712
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Dr. Zinn: SO, YOUR BLOOD SUGAR'S ALREADY BACK TO NORMAL,
713
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
BUT WE'RE GONNA MONITOR IT FOR THE TIME BEING.
714
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,000
AND THE BROKEN NOSE SHOULD TAKE ABOUT 3 TO 4 WEEKS TO HEAL.
715
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
BROKEN NOSE?
716
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
YOU FAINTED, DUDE. YOU FELL FLAT ON YOUR FACE.
717
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
THAT WAS SCARY.
718
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
NO KIDDING.
719
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
DID YOU SEE IT?
720
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
YES. NO.
721
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
NO, HE SAW IT.
722
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
WELL, YEAH, I-I --
723
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
H-HE COULDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE HE WAS...
724
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
HE DID SEE IT.
725
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
WE WERE THERE, BUT WE WEREN'T -- I MEAN,
726
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
WE WEREN'T CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
727
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
YEAH.
728
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000
UH...
729
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000
SAW THE FANTASY WOMAN.
730
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Melissa: WHO'S THE FANTASY WOMAN?
731
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,000
OH, Y-- OH, US?
732
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,000
[ PLAYING CARDS WHOOSH, CHIPS CLATTER ]
733
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
[ Dial tone ]
734
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
[ DIALING ]
735
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
[ Ringing ]
736
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
SONIA: Hello?
737
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
HEY, IT'S ME.
738
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Oh. Hi.
739
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
HEY, I JUST WANTED TO CALL
740
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
'CAUSE, WELL, OWEN'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
741
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
What?!
742
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE'S OKAY.
743
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,000
WE WENT HIKING -- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN HIKING A LOT.
744
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000
UH, BUT I GUESS OWEN DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT OR SOMETHING.
745
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
AND, ANYWAY, HE FAINTED.
746
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Oh! YEAH, BUT HE'S OKAY.
747
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Wow.
748
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
He could have really gotten hurt.
749
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
WELL, HE DID BREAK HIS NOSE.
750
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Really? YEAH.
751
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING --
752
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
THE NOSE WAS OUR FAULT.
753
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
ME AND TERRY, WE WERE TAKING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL,
754
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
AND WE WERE, UM, ARGUING... ABOUT WHICH WAY TO GO,
755
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
AND WE ALMOST HIT A CAR,
756
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
AND OWEN HIT HIS NOSE ON THE DASHBOARD.
757
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Oh!
758
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
BUT WE TOLD HIM THAT HE HIT IT WHEN HE FAINTED.
759
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Mm.
760
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
SHOULD WE TELL HIM THE TRUTH?
761
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Uhh...
762
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
I'VE BEEN KIND OF THINKING ABOUT IT.
763
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
HEY, YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEWHERE
764
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
AND -- AND WE COULD, I DON'T KNOW --
765
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
AND WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT?
766
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
IT'S JUST BEEN SUCH A WEIRD DAY.
767
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
AND I, UH...
768
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000
YOU KNOW, WE COULD DISCUSS IT A LITTLE, AND...
769
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
ALSO...
770
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
UH, I QUIT GAMBLING.
771
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
AND THEN -- AND THEN THE OWEN THING, I JUST DON'T KNOW.
772
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD TELL HIM OR NOT.
773
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
I don't think you need to tell him right now.
774
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Wait until he gets better.
775
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T NEED TO TELL HIM.
776
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
I should -- I should call Melissa and see how she's doing.
777
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
OH, YEAH, YOU SHOULD. YEAH, CALL HER.
778
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Okay. Let me go. I'll do that right now.
779
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Thanks, Joe.
780
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
ALL RIGHT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE.
781
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Bye.
782
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
[ RECEIVER CLICKS ]
783
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
784
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
[ ALL REHEARSING LINES ]
785
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Actor: HE'S THE ONE THEY KILLED,
786
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
[ Voice breaking ] BUT HOW COME I'M THE ONE WHO FEELS DEAD?
787
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I'M DEAD INSIDE, MOM. I'M DEAD INSIDE.
788
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
[ APPLAUSE ]
789
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
[ DOOR OPENS ]
790
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
THANKS, JON.
791
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
WHEW.
792
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
UH, LET'S SEE...
793
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
TERRY?
794
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
I DON'T HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE, IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO --
795
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
NO.
796
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
NO, THANKS. YOU GO AHEAD, MAN.
797
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
[ JUDE'S "OUT OF L.A." PLAYS ]
798
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000
♪ THIS TOWN'S GOT TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS ROOTS ♪
799
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
♪ AND I DON'T KNOW... ♪
800
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
HEY, ANNIE.
801
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
HEY!
802
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000
I JUST AUDITIONED FOR "CRY BOBBY."
803
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
NICE! YEP.
804
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
GOT TO WAIT AROUND FOR TWO HOURS,
805
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
AND THEN SOME GUY IN THE ROOM GETS A STANDING OVATION,
806
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "TERRY."
807
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
OHH. YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME.
808
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
THEN I GET IN THE ROOM AND I GET TO DO THE SCENE,
809
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000
AND THEY SAY, "DO IT AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME, HOTTER."
810
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
HOW DID THAT GO?
811
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY, GOOD. I KIND OF NAILED IT.
812
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
REALLY?!
813
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
YOU GONNA GET A CALLBACK?
814
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
GOD, I HOPE NOT.
815
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
ANYWAY, UM...
816
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
THANKS FOR THE PUSH.
817
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
IT WAS GOOD TO BE OUT THERE...
818
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
KINDA.
819
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
GOOD.
820
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
UH...
821
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
AND I WA-- I WAS WONDERING IF --
822
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
SURE. OF COURSE. YEAH.
823
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
I DIDN'T --
824
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
NO, IT'S STILL YES.
825
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
UH, I'M SORRY -- WERE YOU NOT ASKING ME OUT?
826
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
NO, NO, I WAS.
827
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
OKAY, THEN. WELL, I GET OFF AT MIDNIGHT.
828
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
MIDNIGHT?
829
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
IS THAT TOO LATE FOR YOU?
830
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
NO, IT'S FINE.
831
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I'LL, UH, I'LL HAVE MY NURSE WAKE ME.
832
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
[ Laughing ] OKAY.
833
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
834
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
[ OWEN GRUNTS ]
835
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
DAMN! [ GRUNTS ]
836
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
DADDY'S MAKING WEIRD NOISES.
837
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000
GUYS, JUST...BE QUIET AND PLAY, ALL RIGHT?
838
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
WHAT IS IT, OWIE?
839
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
IT'S JUST, UH...
840
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000
I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE EVER AGAIN.
841
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
842
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000
I MEAN MY FATHER SAID THAT I WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT.
843
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
THAT MAN.
844
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
THAT I DON'T -- I DON'T REPRESENT
845
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
A GOOD FACE FOR THE COMPANY, AND --
846
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
DO NOT THINK ABOUT YOUR FATHER RIGHT NOW.
847
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
OKAY? OKAY.
848
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
WE'RE GONNA FIGURE THIS ALL OUT.
849
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE.
850
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
851
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO, BUT I GOT TO DO IT.
852
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
I MEAN, I'M 48.
853
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I'M FORTY-MOTHER-OF-SHIT-EIGHT!
854
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
OOH! OOH!
855
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Owen: SORRY, GUYS.
856
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
WE DON'T USE THOSE KIND OF WORDS, OKAY?
857
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
JAMIE SAID "BITCH" ONCE.
858
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
I DID NOT, LIAR!
859
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
WHEN WE LOST THE RABBIT.
860
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LET HIM OUT TO DIG A HOLE!
861
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
HE DID DIG A HOLE!
862
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
STOP IT!
863
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
OKAY, LISTEN.
864
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
IF -- IF YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF FROM THE DEALERSHIP,
865
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
YOU KNOW, TO TRY TO -- TRY TO FIGURE THINGS OUT,
866
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000
THEN... I COMPLETELY SUPPORT YOU.
867
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
WHEW! THAT'S NOT TRUE. [ SIGHS ]
868
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
WHAT?
869
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
IT JUST CAME OUT.
870
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
LISTEN, YOU JUST -- YOU GOT TO KEEP WORKING,
871
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
BECAUSE WE JUST HAD A BABY,
872
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
AND WE'VE JUST RENOVATED THE HOUSE.
873
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
WE'RE RENOVATING. WELL, OKAY.
874
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
WELL, MAYBE NOT RIGHT THIS MINUTE,
875
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
BUT IN A MONTH OR TWO, THEN --
876
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
OWEN, THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS HAVE JUST STARTED.
877
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
WE CAN BARELY GET THROUGH AS IT IS.
878
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
I MEAN, I-I COULD GET A JOB,
879
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
BUT THEN THE MONEY WOULD JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE NANNY.
880
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000
WELL, MAYBE...WHEN THE HOUSE IS DONE AT THE END OF AUGUST.
881
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000
THAT HOUSE IS NOT GONNA BE DONE BY THE END OF AUGUST.
882
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE, YOU KNOW?
883
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:24,000
SO LISTEN, YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP ON WORKING, HONEY, YOU KNOW?
884
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
I MEAN, THE KIDS.
885
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,000
THAT'S KIND OF WHAT WE'RE DOING, RIGHT? YOU KNOW?
886
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
YOU WORK, AND WE GROW OLD TOGETHER,
887
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000
AND WE'RE HAPPY 'CAUSE WE HAVE MONEY
888
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
'CAUSE YOU NEVER QUIT YOUR JOB
889
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
WHEN YOU WERE FORTY-MOTHER-OF-SHIT-EIGHT.
890
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
RIGHT?
891
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
YEAH.
892
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
I LIKE YOUR STICKER.
893
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
I'M THE HULK.
894
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
[ LAUGHS ]
895
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000
[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
896
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,000
[ ENVELOPE RUSTLES ]
897
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
[ VEHICLE APPROACHES, ROCK MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY ]
898
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF, MUSIC STOPS ]
899
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
HEY, YOU JOE?
900
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
YEAH.
901
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
[ CAR DOOR OPENS ]
902
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
BURT, RIGHT?
903
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
YEAH. I GO BY "MANFRO."
904
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
AND, HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW
905
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
YOU WERE THE JOE FROM THE STORE.
906
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
I BOUGHT SOME SHIT HERE ONCE.
907
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE BIG PLASTIC PUMPKINS.
908
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
YOU KNOW, HUGE?
909
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
WHAT, FOR A HALLOWEEN PARTY?
910
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
NO, JOE, I'M LIVING IN IT.
911
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
YEAH -- HALLOWEEN.
912
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
HEY, LOOK, MAN, I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU OR NOTHIN',
913
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
BUT I GOT TO MEET SOMEBODY OVER THAT DAMN HILL.
914
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
SO, I THINK IT'S $2,200?
915
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
YEAH, $2,200.
916
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
GOOD. GOOD.
917
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS PLACE IS BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER IT.
918
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
I DON'T REMEMBER THIS PLACE BEING THIS BIG.
919
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
HEY, I DON'T GOT IT.
920
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
WHAT?
921
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
I DON'T HAVE IT.
922
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
923
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF IT?
924
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
NO.
925
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
YOU GOT A STORE, JOE.
926
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
YOU GOT TO HAVE SOME MONEY TO PAY, AM I RIGHT?
927
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
YEAH.
928
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I DON'T HAVE IT.
929
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
AH!
930
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
JUST ONCE, CAN THINGS GO EASY FOR ME?
931
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
I GOT TO CALL ANGIE NOW.
932
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
933
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
WHAT'S HE GONNA SAY?
934
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
"SHE." IT'S MY MOM.
935
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
YOUR MOM?
936
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
YEAH, MY MOM.
937
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000
WE RUN THIS SHITBOX TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT?
938
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
YEAH, HEY, MA. IT'S ME.
939
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
YEAH, LISTEN, THAT JOE GUY --
940
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
HE AIN'T GOT THE $2,200.
941
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
NONE OF IT.
942
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000
WHAT? NO. HE'S GOT A STORE. HE'S GOOD FOR IT. YEAH, YEAH.
943
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
YOU REMEMBER THAT BIG PUMPKIN I CAME HOME WITH THAT TIME?
944
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
YOU REMEMBER IT.
945
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
YOU DON'T REMEMBER A 4-FOOT PLASTIC PUMPKIN?
946
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
NEVER MIND. I GOT TO GET OVER THE HILL.
947
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
AND THE CAR IS ON "E." THANKS A LOT.
948
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
949
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO CLEAN IT ONCE IN A WHILE?
950
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT -- I GOT IT.
951
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
WHAT? I GOT THE MONEY.
952
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
CALL YOU BACK.
953
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
954
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
I GOT THE MONEY. I DIDN'T THINK I HAD IT.
955
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I HAD IT IN MY POCKET.
956
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000
I THOUGHT IT WAS IN -- I THOUGHT I HAD IT LOCKED UP.
957
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
YOU'RE WEIRD, JOE.
958
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000
$2,200. ALL RIGHT.
959
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
GOOD ENOUGH.
960
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
SLATE'S CLEAN. BACK TO EVEN, JOE.
961
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
YEAH.
962
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
LIKE SISYPHUS, RIGHT?
963
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
WHAT?
964
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
SLATE'S CLEAN. I'M...
965
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I'M PUSH-- I'M AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL,
966
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
LIKE THE GREEK GUY.
967
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS.
968
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
ANYWAY, GIVE ME A SHOUT IF YOU NEED SOMETHING.
969
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
970
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
HEY, HOLD ON. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
971
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000
YOU'RE GOING OVER THE HILL, RIGHT?
972
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Joe: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM,
973
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
BUT IF WE DO, YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?
974
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Manfro: YEAH, I'LL KILL HIM. I HATE POSSUMS.
975
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
POSSUM ATE MY WHOLE TOMATO GARDEN ONCE.
976
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
YEAH, BUT THIS WOULD BE A-A GOOD THING.
977
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
THIS WOULD BE A MERCY THING.
978
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I'LL STILL DO IT.
979
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000
I DON'T KNOW IF HE COULD HAVE GOT THIS FAR.
980
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
SHIT. THAT'S HIM.
981
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
WOW!
982
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
THAT'S A BIG MOTHER.
983
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
YEAH.
984
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
I THINK YOU'RE GOOD, JOE.
985
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
THAT THING'S DEAD.
986
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
YEAH.
987
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
HE'S DEAD.
988
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
IT'S BEEN FUN.
989
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
990
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
JUST, UH...
991
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
HERE -- DO ME A FAVOR. HOLD THIS LIGHT FOR ME.
992
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
RIGHT OVER HERE. I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING.
993
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
YOU'RE A LITTLE WEIRD, JOE.
994
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Marcus: I'M TELLING YOU, THE BULLS GAVE THE LAKERS
995
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
ALL THEY COULD HANDLE.
996
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
HEY, IN HIGH SCHOOL, I MADE A SHOT ON KIRK HINRICH.
997
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
MADE A LAYUP.
998
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
YOU DIDN'T PLAY NO BASKETBALL IN HIGH SCHOOL.
999
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
WHAT, YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HAD A MIDGET BASKETBALL TEAM?
1000
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
HE WAS FRIENDS WITH MY BROTHER.
1001
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
YOUR BROTHER NEVER KNEW KIRK.
1002
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Looks like somebody's having a bad day.
1003
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
OWEN KIND OF LOOKS LIKE MIKE TYSON
1004
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
AFTER THE BUSTER DOUGLAS FIGHT.
1005
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
1006
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
GOOD ONE.
1007
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
DUCKS ON THE POND, GENTLEMEN.
1008
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
OH, NO, NO, NO, LITTLE LAWRENCE.
1009
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000
THIS ONE'S ALL MINE, BABY. SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK.
1010
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
YOU'RE IN LUCK, BOSS.
1011
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
I'M WEARING MY DUCK-HUNTING SUIT.
1012
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
WATCH AND LEARN, FELLAS.
1013
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
WHATEVER, MAN.
1014
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
WATCH AND LEARN.
1015
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,000
FEEL FREE TO TAKE SOME NOTES IF Y'ALL WANT --
1016
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
OH, SHIT!
1017
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
HOW YOU DOING?
1018
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
1019
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
1020
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME.
1021
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
1022
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
THIS IS AN $800 SUIT! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
1023
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,000
[ THE MARMALADES' "REFLECTIONS OF MY LIFE"
1024
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,000
PLAYS LOUDLY IN EARPHONES ]
1025
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
GOOD MORNING.
1026
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
[ Loudly ] GOOD MORNING!
1027
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000
♪ I'M CHANGING, ARRANGING ♪
1028
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,000
♪ I'M CHANGING, I'M CHANGING ♪
1029
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
♪ EVERYTHING ♪
1030
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:26,000
♪ OH, EVERYTHING AROUND ME ♪
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