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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,577 I do. 2 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,997 I do. 3 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,947 You've made me very happy, my dear. 4 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,524 I am happy too. 5 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,235 I wish only that your son would have come to our wedding. 6 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,991 My son has problems. 7 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,823 How can he have problems with a father like you? 8 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,752 He has problems because he has a father like me. 9 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,916 "Dear Walter, wedding snap of me and your new mom. 10 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,878 We won't be coming to New York for the 2.9 million reasons... 11 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,837 you are more than aware of. Love, Dad. 12 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,673 P.S.: Give my best to the Cheap Girls. They were my favorite." 13 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,726 - Very pretty, your new mom. - We used to be a respectable law firm. 14 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,769 - Now look at him. - Looks happy to me. 15 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,895 He steals the money, I get the bills. Dad, why did you do this to me? 16 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,898 - Well, I can see why. - Good night, Walter. 17 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:25,293 - "New mom." How old is that girl? - Good morning, Walter. 18 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,342 Don't they have any laws in Brazil? Don't they have any police? 19 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,341 Don't be so conventional. 20 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,716 I'm a conventional kind of guy. 21 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,052 That's all I ever wanted to be, just conventional. 22 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,854 A little house in the suburbs, a white picket fence... 23 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,148 maybe a dog, 2.4 kids... 24 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:48,070 and just to round it out... a wife. Will you marry me? 25 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,531 Walter... 26 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,322 My darling... 27 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,745 I love you very much. 28 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,619 But why do we need a piece of paper from the state of New York? 29 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:04,374 One bad experience, that's all. You just had one bad experience. 30 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,041 Just give me a little more time. 31 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,719 Okay. 32 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,468 But I can't live this life of shame much longer. 33 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,676 You're gonna have to make an honest man of me. 34 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,851 I like the kissing part. 35 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,645 - Did you hear that? - What? 36 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,402 Somebody just came in our front door. 37 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,198 Be careful, Walter. 38 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,745 Oh, my God! You're still here? 39 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:46,078 Boat has docked. He's here, you're out. 40 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,380 Who the hell are you? 41 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,792 Maestro is back! 42 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,924 I thought he wasn't coming back until next week. 43 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,509 You know Maestro. He surprise you. 44 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,560 What are you talking about? Who is this guy? 45 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:06,516 - I thought I had a year. - You did, but year has come and gone. 46 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:12,063 What you do? You stayed in bed all the time? Didn't look for apartment? 47 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,445 I... did. There are no apartments. 48 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,447 Yeah, right! 49 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,325 Who are we talking about? Who is this guy? Who are you? 50 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,624 - I'm talking to him, he won't answer me. - When is he coming here? 51 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:28,454 Oh, maybe a minute, maybe an hour. But he will come. 52 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:33,129 It's him you're talking about, isn't it? The lunatic is back. 53 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,085 Yes! 54 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,341 I thought he was in Europe. 55 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:41,800 He was, and now he's back, and you're out! 56 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,183 Oh. All right. I'm sorry. Look, guys... 57 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,481 why don't I talk to him. 58 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:51,151 Maybe we can live here all together. 59 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,648 Wait. Wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 60 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,778 You're not lookin' at a charity case here. 61 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,486 If this is his apartment, we'll get out. 62 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,698 It's no problem. Could you just give us a few minutes alone? 63 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,454 Sure, I understand. Have a nice day. 64 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,214 What are we gonna do? 65 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,213 This is New York City. It takes months to find a place... 66 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,090 even if you're rich. And we're broke! 67 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:21,139 We're doomed, homeless, penniless. Doomed. 68 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,763 - I'm sorry, Walter. - No, no, no. It's not your fault. 69 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,686 We both knew he was coming back. 70 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:30,015 It's just that we've been so happy lately. 71 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,521 Jack can help us. 72 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,569 Isn't Jack in jail? 73 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,863 No. No, he got off with a small fine. 74 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,942 Jack's a perfectly legitimate real estate agent. 75 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:45,786 - Well, as long as we're together... - nothing bad can happen. 76 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,581 - Good morning, Realty Office. - Oh, here's a beautiful place. 77 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:54,836 It's only an eight-hour commute to New York City. You don't get in more than once a week, do you? 78 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,044 I'll even go to SoHo. I looked at a loft there a few years ago. 79 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,346 It was $350 a month. It's probably gone up, but... 80 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,846 SoHo, 350 a month. Let's see, Eisenhower was president, right? 81 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,678 I'm worried, Jack. I'm very worried. 82 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,230 Listen, Walter, I gotta take a call. 83 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:15,186 Meet me at the jogging track at 1:00. You won't recognize me. I'm so thin! 84 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,772 Where have you been? You're almost late. 85 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,449 Martha, in this country we have an expression for almost late. 86 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,652 It's called "on time." 87 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,954 - You don't seem nervous. - I'm not. 88 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,407 She's not nervous. I'm nervous! 89 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:32,495 - You're hysterical. - How is Walter taking it? 90 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:36,548 Taking what? There's nothing to take. 91 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,216 Here he comes! 92 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,101 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 93 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,480 It's a great pleasure to be back with you again. 94 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,526 I'm sure you feel the same. 95 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,981 When I left, you were the finest orchestra in the world. 96 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,237 God knows what a season under the heavy hand... 97 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,944 of my esteemed colleague has wrought. 98 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,496 Let us assess the damage... 99 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:12,375 with the Haydn, from the beginning. 100 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,105 Jimmy! 101 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,030 Watch it! Watch it! 102 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,908 Jimmy! 103 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,578 Walter, big guy! Big "W." What's shakin'? 104 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,281 I've got some papers! The band has to sign these! 105 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,163 - What is it? - Well, it's the Roy Rogers restaurants... 106 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:58,167 we bought into, and I sold off the Tucson property. 107 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:01,045 This is their share, and this is mine. 108 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:05,004 Now, I figure that cancels out half my father's debt... 109 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,635 but check your records, make sure we agree. 110 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,888 Walter, what are you payin' them back for? 111 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,938 They're used to people stealin' from 'em. This is only gonna confuse 'em. 112 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,107 They've got too much money now as it is. 113 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:20,061 Jimmy, you're their manager. Why are you telling me this? 114 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:25,525 - Because I like you better than I like them. - But they're your sister and your brothers! 115 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:47,012 The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch... 116 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,011 in spite of the way you've played. 117 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,310 Those of you with consciences will not be able to eat. 118 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:56,479 And those of you whose consciences match your talents... 119 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,976 go stuff yourselves. 120 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,184 I hope you choke. 121 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:04,279 Jog with me, Wally. I don't wanna break my rhythm. 122 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:09,656 - How long have you been doing this, Jack? - Oh, six months. It's great. 123 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,328 Next month I'm gonna run in a 1-K. 124 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:16,749 Would you believe it? Before I started this, I couldn't fit into these clothes. 125 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,749 I feel better. I look better. I sweat better. 126 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:23,458 So you called my office. Do you have some good news for me? 127 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,419 Good news? When you hear what I got for you, just remember: 128 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,003 This is a conservative club. 129 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,180 Don't rip off my shoes and kiss my feet! 130 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,599 You don't have to worry about that. 131 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:36,724 You asked for an apartment? Something nice, yet affordable? 132 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,147 Uh, Jack, could you sweat the other way, please? 133 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:43,978 - Wally, will you listen to me? - Not if you keep calling me Wally. 134 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:48,236 - What is that? - Oh, it's nothing. It's a pulse alarm. 135 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,864 - Well, maybe we should stop. - No, no, no. These things are unreliable. 136 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:56,824 Walter, can you get your hands on $200,000 by close of business Friday? 137 00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:02,083 Well, let me see. If I sell everything I own, maybe I can buy you lunch. 138 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,206 Jack? 139 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,543 Jack, are you all right? 140 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:14,841 - I'm fine, really. - Take it easy, Mr Schnittman. 141 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,302 - Has this ever happened before? - Yeah. 142 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,808 Seven times in the past five months. 143 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,061 I thought jogging was getting you in better shape. 144 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,767 - It is. - Yeah. 145 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,729 Thanks to the jogging, now I can lift him into the ambulance. 146 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:31,362 - Walter, this is a million-dollar house, literally. - I just want an apartment. 147 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,445 My girlfriend's ex-husband returned from Europe today. 148 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,574 That's nice. 149 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:40,159 No, we have to get out of his place now. It's an uncomfortable situation. 150 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:44,291 Why would somebody sell a million-dollar house for 200,000? 151 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:48,250 Who knows? A divorce, loan sharks... 152 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,131 drugs, sudden death. 153 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:54,761 The point is: You get to capitalize on a fellow human being's misfortune. 154 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:59,015 That's the basis of real estate. Have we got a deal? 155 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:04,475 - You are more beautiful than ever. - Thank you. So are you. 156 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:09,905 - Why did we ever get divorced? - So we could look better, for one reason. 157 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,573 - Can I speak frankly? - Anything's possible. 158 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,496 Anna, I have learned that my life is meaningless without you. 159 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,699 I know we made a mess of things before... 160 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:24,161 but I wanna put the past behind us and begin again fresh... 161 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,373 and new, and at the same time older and wiser. 162 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,082 - Can we do that? - No. 163 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,169 - What do you mean "no"? Why not? - I love Walter. 164 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:36,052 - "Walter"? What Walter? - Oh, Max, you know exactly what Walter. 165 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,724 Don't be ridiculous. He's not even a musician. 166 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,848 Many people aren't. 167 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:45,353 Anna, please, I have finally discovered there is only one person in the world who matters to me. 168 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,025 And that's you. I've known that for a long time. 169 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,695 No. You love me, and I love you. 170 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,523 You love you. I love Walter. 171 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,574 Will you stop saying that? 172 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,029 Max, it's over for us. Over. 173 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,956 All right. Then just go to bed with me. 174 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,621 A few of the Maestro's things. He moves back in today, you know. 175 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,047 Yeah, I know. 176 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,466 Party's over for you guys. You'll have to go home. 177 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,964 Some girl called. Said she'd taken a lot of pills... 178 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,137 and was gonna kill herself if you didn't call her. 179 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,385 No, no. I get those calls two or three times a week. 180 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,808 - She really sounds bad. - I think she sounds awful... 181 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:24,103 but she sold six million records last year. 182 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,979 - Walter! - Hey, how are ya? 183 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,527 I gotta get some food right now! 184 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:40,321 Okay, we promised never to come to your place again, but this is a major crisis. 185 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,155 It's not my place any more. 186 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:45,492 When your father took all our money, you were so nice to us. 187 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,374 You washed my hair. I didn't forget that. 188 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,626 We trust you, Walter. We need your advice. 189 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,254 I am sure I did not wash your hair! 190 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,756 Look, I gotta get up early tomorrow and go see Benny. 191 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,805 - You see Benny? - What's your problem? 192 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,134 - We want to change the name of the band. - You can't do that! 193 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,844 You've spent years and a fortune to make your name a household word. 194 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,056 Your name is perfect. "Cheap Girls." I love it. 195 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,393 - I'm not sure it's us. - It is. 196 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,524 We wanna call ourselves "Meryl Streep." 197 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,237 No, no. You cannot call yourselves "Meryl Streep." 198 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,284 - Maybe she'll be flattered. - No. 199 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,410 In fact, considering your act, I think I can guarantee a giant lawsuit. 200 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,915 Don't take off your coat. Forget it. You are not calling yourselves "Meryl Streep." 201 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,089 - Come on, we're gonna go see a house. - A house? Where? 202 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,340 - An hour away from everyone. - How about "Debbie Reynolds"? 203 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,181 Thanks very much. Keep the change. 204 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,107 - This can't be it. - It's the address. 205 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,478 It's... beautiful. 206 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,189 I know. Somethin' must be wrong. 207 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,616 Well, let's go see. 208 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,698 - Hi! Come on in. - Thank you. 209 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,342 Excuse the way the place looks. 210 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,755 I really let it go to hell since Carlos left. 211 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,557 But the house is beautiful. 212 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,387 Carlos and I were very happy here. 213 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,063 It's all over now. The living room's in here. 214 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,813 - This is great! - Fabulous. 215 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:38,530 Listen, if you want any of the furniture, it's all for sale. 216 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,154 Well, I think that we'd like to decorate it ourselves. 217 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:46,158 I'd sell it cheap. I need all the money I can get. 218 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:50,663 Goddam bloodsucking lawyers are bleeding me dry. 219 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:56,206 The floor just needs a little polish. The bedroom's up here. 220 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,426 I'm trying to save a few bucks on the lights... 221 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,175 for the bloodsucking lawyers. 222 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,302 I think it's lovely. 223 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:10,516 There's a tricky step. I keep meaning to fix it. 224 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,771 - What a beautiful bed! - Could I use your bathroom? 225 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,978 Would you use the one downstairs? 226 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,779 All my personal things are still in this one. 227 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,732 Oh. Sure. 228 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,742 Happiest moments of my life since we left Paraguay... 229 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,620 have been spent right here in this room. 230 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,747 You lived in Paraguay? 231 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,295 Ten wonderful years. 232 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,123 Carlos is from Asuncion. 233 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,839 Or at least he... 234 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,221 I'm awfully sorry. 235 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,227 About what? 236 00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:01,272 - I don't know actually. - Do you wanna buy the bed? 237 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,404 - I... I think so. - You know... 238 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,446 you think you know somebody... 239 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,702 after 25 years... 240 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,034 and then one day... 241 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,120 Israeli Intelligence comes to the door. 242 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,126 Israeli Intelligence? 243 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:24,336 Last Tuesday. That's why I've gotta sell the house. 244 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:28,798 It turns out, Carlos was Hitler's pool man. 245 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,570 There's a lot of grounds, but the maintenance isn't too bad. 246 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,072 I've always done it myself, but you could hire a gardener. 247 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:53,281 A gardener? No, no. I could handle this. This'd be a piece of cake. 248 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,163 Really? 249 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,794 Fabulous car! 250 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,670 - What's it called again? - It's a Lincoln. 251 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,877 - They don't make 'em like this any more. - It's a beauty. 252 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,884 Do you like it? I'll throw it in if you buy the house. 253 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,057 That's very generous. 254 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,806 I'm desperate. Can we close? 255 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,012 Well, we need a little time to... 256 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,395 There isn't any time. Extradition is Friday. 257 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,521 - Extradition? - I'll tell you later. 258 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,526 - I need an answer by close of business tomorrow. - Oh, you'll have it. 259 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:30,532 By the way, you have the most beautifully kept pool I've ever seen. 260 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,205 Oh, God. Oh, God! 261 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,282 What did I say? 262 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,085 What did I say? 263 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,373 Jack was right. We can't lose. 264 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,501 - Nothing can be this easy. - Sure it can. 265 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,881 You know what this is? 266 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,339 This is the short line in Motor Vehicles. 267 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:52,632 What? 268 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,763 You go to Motor Vehicles to get your license renewed... 269 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,311 and you get on this line that reaches to Spain. 270 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,390 And right next to it is this little short line with only two guys on it. 271 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,522 But you don't get on that line, 'cause you think something must be wrong with it... 272 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,980 otherwise everybody else would be on it, so you waste three hours. 273 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:11,034 I got on the short line once. It was for farm vehicles. 274 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,861 I want this house. I need this house. 275 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,787 We need this house. 276 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,490 Could be great. 277 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,454 Say yes! 278 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,957 If we do this, we do it together. 279 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,293 I'm putting in half the money, or I'm not going in. 280 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,174 Great! 281 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,181 - I thought you'd give me an argument. - If I had any money, I would. 282 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,975 Where are you gonna get your half? 283 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,644 Max. 284 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,269 I'll sell him everything I got in the divorce. 285 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,147 - What about your half? - I'm goin' straight to the top on this one: 286 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,523 Billboard's Artist of the Year. 287 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,651 He, who last year alone sold 22 million records. 288 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,652 Benny? 289 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,448 - Yeah. - Benny himself? 290 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,738 Did you hear that? 291 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:01,326 The train is coming, right when we decided to buy the house! 292 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:05,164 This has got to be an omen. I can feel it! 293 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,965 This is it! Everything's breaking for us! 294 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,141 You say you have an appointment? 295 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,023 I don't say I have an appointment, I have an appointment! 296 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,025 - Hi, Mr. Fielding. - Hello. 297 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:33,278 - What the hell does he want? - I don't know. 298 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,031 Didn't you ask him? What's the matter, I gotta pay you to think? 299 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,909 He just told me he wants to see you. Sorry, Benny. 300 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:42,663 Oh, well, that makes everything better. Walter, how are ya? 301 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,585 Okay, you've seen me. Is that it, or do you wanna talk too? 302 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,587 I wanna talk. 303 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,215 Figures. 304 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,008 All right. You've got five minutes. 305 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:05,018 Are you gonna let her do that? Are you gonna let my mother clean that carpet? 306 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,942 - Thanks, Benny. - Don't mention it. 307 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:12,147 - I made a nice pot roast. - Don't mention that either. 308 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,572 He never eats. 309 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,697 Look, Mom, we're real busy here. Why don't you go watch TV? 310 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,998 Hey, keep it brief. I got a chick waiting in the Jacuzzi. 311 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,372 I wish I had a hundred more like him. 312 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,252 There is a house I want to buy. 313 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:34,131 Let's just cut to the chase, okay? What do you want? 314 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:38,674 I want you to loan me $200,000 in cash. 315 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,349 No. 316 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,393 Benny! 317 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,938 - You shout at me? - I shout at you! 318 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:49,062 - I need that money, and you're gonna loan it to me! - I will not! 319 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,189 - Yes, you will. - No, no, no! 320 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:55,193 Yes, you will! I saved you ten times that in taxes last year! 321 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:59,573 - So what? - Benny, if you don't loan me that money, I'll... 322 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,950 You'll what, huh? You'll what? 323 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,374 I'll not like you any more! 324 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,630 - All right. - Thanks. 325 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,222 Great! Great! 326 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,636 They bought it! All right, gang! Way to go! 327 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,017 Not again! 328 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:24,680 - How's it going? - Fine. 329 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,926 What's that on your face? 330 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:31,888 The ceiling. Seems to be coming down in the bedroom. 331 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,941 Oh. Well, I'll get to that later. I only got two hands. 332 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,313 - Okay. - Okay. 333 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,734 - What the hell was that? - All I did was turn on the water. 334 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,615 That's all? 335 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:34,041 - That doesn't sound good. - No. 336 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:38,371 You should see the... I guess it's the water. 337 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,081 I don't know. It's revolting. 338 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:44,544 Okay. So the plumbing's not perfect. We'll get it fixed. 339 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,800 - It's not the end of the world. - You didn't see that water! 340 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,851 Look, this is an old house. It's gonna need some work. You've gotta expect that. 341 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:55,395 I didn't expect that water. It had legs. 342 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:57,565 A little work, a little care... 343 00:25:57,639 --> 00:26:00,108 a little imagination, and it's gonna be great! 344 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,653 It's gonna be fun fixing it up. You'll see. 345 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,356 I don't know, Walter. I've never been any good at that kind of thing. 346 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,861 - What kind of thing? - Work. 347 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:11,366 You can't go into it with that kind of attitude. You've gotta be more positive. 348 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,864 I'll try. 349 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:18,414 A little care, a little imagination... 350 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,963 and a positive attitude. 351 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,005 What was that? 352 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,213 Nothing, dear. 353 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:02,204 Son of a bitch! 354 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,379 - Oh, Walter! - The stairs are out! 355 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,757 Honey, you're on my fingers. 356 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,223 Sorry... 357 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,694 I'd help you with that, but somebody stepped on all my fingers. 358 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,446 I said I was sorry. 359 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,825 I didn't expect your fingers to be on the floor, my darling. 360 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,872 I know. I'm just cranky. 361 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,247 I guess it's having just thrown $200,000 into the toilet. 362 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,749 Either that or the intense pain. 363 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:28,833 It's only the first day. You're not gonna give up on it already! 364 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,543 Oh, yes. Yes, I am. 365 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:34,301 No, you're not. I'm not gonna let you. 366 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,428 There's a chance we could fob it off on the Cheap Girls. 367 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:41,262 - We're not going to sell it. - The land, at least, has got to be worth something. 368 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,849 The house is going to be great! 369 00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:47,606 Yeah, if we can peel the rind off it. 370 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:52,068 - What? - It's a lemon, honey, let's face it. 371 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,195 You can't just quit. 372 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:57,528 I'm a quitter, and I'm not ready to quit yet. 373 00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:59,454 Why not? 374 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,951 Commitment. 375 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,877 Oh. That! 376 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,584 You're right. The house is gonna be great. 377 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,337 I promise. 378 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,109 Lady, this is impossible. 379 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:33,610 - Oh, nonsense. You're doing fine. - I feel like I'm gonna die. 380 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,783 You're not going to die. I'm holding the ladder. 381 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,327 If you fall, land on the mattress. 382 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:40,279 Hello. Yes. 383 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:44,583 Yes. We're having some problems with our plumbing, and I was... 384 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,127 Fielding. Walter Fielding. 385 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:50,797 There's no reason why you should've heard of me. 386 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:54,718 - I don't have any references. I just... - Somebody here call a carpenter? 387 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,670 Oh, yes. We did. 388 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:01,847 - Don't let go of the ladder! - I wasn't really holding it, anyway. 389 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,348 How much do I make a year? 390 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,728 Uh, how much do you make a year? 391 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:09,774 Really? 392 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,945 - No. No, that's not a Jewish name. - You're kidding, right? 393 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:16,399 - Get out of my life, would you? - Don't touch me, pig! 394 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,200 - Oh, you're cute when you're mad. - I'm serious. Get away from me. 395 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:21,324 - Hey! Let go of her! - Stop it! 396 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,076 That's my wife! 397 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,078 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm sorry. 398 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,125 She didn't say nothin' about being married. 399 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,828 I just thought she was good-lookin' wool. 400 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:33,666 This animal attacked me! I didn't say anything about anything. 401 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,626 Look, I don't wanna cause trouble. 402 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:38,633 If I came on a little strong, I'm sorry, okay? 403 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:41,261 - No, it's not okay. - Just get out of here. 404 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:45,095 Well, okay. If that's what you want. 405 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,307 - I think we should call the police. - Hey, let's not get nuts here. 406 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,357 Who are you anyway? 407 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,061 Art Shirk. I'm the carpenter. 408 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:57,364 - I think we spoke on the phone. - You're the carpenter? 409 00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:01,410 - Yeah. Well, I guess I'll be going. Oh, wait a minute! Just wait a minute. 410 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:04,204 - Maybe we can clear this up. - Clear this up? 411 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:05,906 What are you doing? He tried... 412 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,208 I know, but he's supposed to be a really good carpenter. 413 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:12,208 - He tried to attack me. - He just thought you were good-lookin' wool. 414 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,587 An attractive woman. He didn't know who you were. 415 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:18,214 I don't know who you are! 416 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,762 Look. 417 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,383 Do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter? 418 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:27,185 Besides, I think he's got a brother who's a plumber. 419 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:30,104 - Really? A brother who's a plumber? - I think so. 420 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,935 - Do you think I should sleep with him? - Maybe just this once. 421 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:39,944 I think I'm going to start dinner. The house is gonna be great. 422 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,111 Great. 423 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:49,625 - Great! - Hey, I'm sorry about that. 424 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:52,248 Oh, it's all right. You'll have plenty of opportunities to make it up to us. 425 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:57,254 You know, usually a woman calls a carpenter, she's lookin' for the old "hammer and nail." 426 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,426 - And I don't mean... - Yeah, I know what you mean. 427 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,380 Hey, buddy, did you really buy this house? 428 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,430 Yes, I did. 429 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,996 Now, what was over there? 430 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:32,042 The stairs. It began right there and it curved all the way... 431 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,424 Oh, my God! 432 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,758 No,don%! 433 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,136 What's the matter? 434 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,767 - I was just lighting the oven. - Just lighting... 435 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,941 You could've been killed! We could've all died! 436 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:59,816 Oh, well, thank you very much. I'm not completely helpless in the kitchen. 437 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,989 I do know how to light an oven. 438 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,316 Well, yeah, but... 439 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:08,116 - You mean this thing works? - So far, so good. 440 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:12,075 Well, it's amazing. What about the... What do you call these? 441 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,080 The burners. I haven't tried them yet. 442 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,582 Maybe we shouldn't press our luck. 443 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,131 - Wanna see the refrigerator? - No. 444 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,543 Water? 445 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,432 - No water. - We've got gas and electricity, though. 446 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,431 That's two out of three. Art's calling his brother. 447 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:34,309 Oh, good news. You're not gonna have to sleep with him. 448 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,732 Just a little dinner, some dancing. 449 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:41,061 - How long do you think all that'll take? - Two weeks. 450 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:44,068 Really? That's all? When do you think you could start? 451 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,241 Just as soon as your check clears. 452 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:49,320 Couldn't you at least hang the door? I've got enough cash for that. 453 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:53,202 Haven't got the right materials. Wood's rotten. 454 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,454 Won't hold a screw. 455 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,583 Which reminds me: 456 00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:01,711 I'm late for my next job. 457 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:05,051 If you know what I mean. 458 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,089 Yeah, I know what you mean. 459 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,982 In spite of all the problems... 460 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,106 in spite of the prospect of indentured servitude for the rest of my life... 461 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:26,611 in debt beyond my wildest dreams... I love the house. 462 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,818 So do I. 463 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,618 And I love you. 464 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,451 Life is good. 465 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,038 Prostate trouble? 466 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,113 Well, that was fast. 467 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:51,112 We have very weak trees. 468 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,660 Weak trees? 469 00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:59,244 I guess that's the door. 470 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:02,077 Hurry, don't let it ring again. 471 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,627 Wait! 472 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,333 - You Fielding? - Right! You must be... 473 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,420 My brother Art recommended you. I don't usually take jobs in this area. 474 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,928 - I'm glad you can make an exception. - Let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay? 475 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,384 I'm sorry. Where should we start? 476 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:20,596 - Well, you could offer me a drink. - I don't know where my manners are. 477 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:24,775 Here it is, nearly 11:30. You must be parched. 478 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:31,280 What? Wait a minute! We haven't even talked about the plumbing yet! 479 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:34,280 And we're not going to, not with your attitude! 480 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,907 Oh, saving the good scotch for the company, are we? 481 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,988 No wonder you've been turned down by every plumber in the valley. 482 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:41,575 - That's not true! - Don't make it worse by lying. 483 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:44,958 I'm not lying! I haven't tried everybody yet. 484 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,038 Please, you gotta help me! 485 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,874 I don't know. 486 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,803 Write me a check quick, before I come to my senses. Five grand. 487 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:56,177 - Five grand... Five thousand dollars? - That's just a deposit. 488 00:36:56,256 --> 00:37:00,056 You didn't even... Well, I'm not tryin' to tell you your business... 489 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,729 but you haven't even looked at my pipes. 490 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:07,105 I looked at them three years ago. You figure they've improved with age? 491 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,787 Prep school. 492 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:31,295 Yale. Phi Beta Kappa. 493 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,963 Four years of law school, law review. 494 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,388 - Are you all right? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 495 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,307 The secret is not to, uh, look down. 496 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:48,563 - Oh, why did you say that? - Look down? It's a secret. 497 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:51,019 - I was fine till you said that. - I'm sorry. 498 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,150 You're doin' great. 499 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:54,902 Just great. 500 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,535 If you don't mind... 501 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:05,743 I'm gonna share this bath with you because I can't do this a second time. 502 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,953 I think that's a swell idea. 503 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:12,758 That way you can save your energy for more worthwhile causes. 504 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,809 Would you get the rest of the water, okay? 505 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:29,267 Hi, this is Julia Child with a tip on making crepes Suzette... 506 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:32,853 that marvelous ﬂaming dessert that you do at the table. 507 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:37,282 You need a nice ﬂaming set-up. I've got a heat source there. 508 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,280 There 3 an attractive pan. 509 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:42,659 In the pan I have a mixture of sugar, butter... 510 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,957 ... orange juice and grated orange peel. 511 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,376 I'm taking a crepe... 512 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,829 and I'm bathing it in this mixture. 513 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:36,125 and on goes some nice brandy. Let it bubble up well... 514 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,505 and then dip it into your ﬂames... 515 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,711 Little problem in the kitchen. Nothing trivial. 516 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,971 Well, the turkey's done. 517 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:25,265 So is the kitchen. 518 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:28,344 Actually, it's a little overdone for my taste. 519 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,929 Let's not go there again. 520 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,106 You don't want to tell me what happened? 521 00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,899 No, I don't. 522 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:38,274 I just want to relax in a nice lukewarm bath. 523 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,696 What about this? 524 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:43,776 I don't think that can hurt us any more. 525 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:32,199 What are you doing? 526 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,375 - Save yourself! - What? 527 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:36,623 I'm a menace to anything I touch. 528 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:39,752 The Surgeon General's warning should be tattooed across my forehead. 529 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,584 "Walter Fielding is dangerous to your health. Don't touch him." 530 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,465 Save yourself. 531 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:47,593 I can't. I've tried, but I love Walter Fielding. 532 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,424 - No... - I can't give him up. 533 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,680 - No! - I'm hopelessly addicted. 534 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:55,389 You must think of yourself! I am sinking fast into the money pit... 535 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:58,645 and I don't want to drag you down with me. Save yourself while there's still time. 536 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:01,945 Walter, brighten up. I hate seeing you like this. 537 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,365 I hate being like this. I'm a disaster. 538 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,321 These are estimates from legitimate contractors for repairs on the pit. 539 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:14,408 Those that will actually come out here are so expensive, I can't talk about it. 540 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,709 Let's not talk about it. 541 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:21,460 I've just given our last $5,000 - our last 5,000 borrowed dollars - 542 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,337 to the Shirks. 543 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:27,421 - I don't mean to be questioning you... - They were willing to take it! 544 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:31,053 The legitimate people wanted four times as much just to say "hello." 545 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,555 So it's the Shirks. That's not so bad. 546 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,183 Well, that's if they show up. 547 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,390 Just because they showed up to collect the money... 548 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,896 is no guarantee that they'll show up to do the work. 549 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:44,570 And if they do, I can't pay for it! 550 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,865 - I'm going to help you. - Do you have a gun? 551 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:52,116 "Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him." 552 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:54,197 If I could raise some more money, would that help? 553 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,703 Depends on how you're gonna raise the money. 554 00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:59,127 - I think I know how. - I know you know how. 555 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:03,207 Just stop! I've got some things I can sell. 556 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:06,543 I don't wanna talk about money or the house any more tonight. 557 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:09,505 Neither do I. We could just skip town... 558 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,010 borrow some bus fare. Or we could hitchhike! 559 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,468 Hit the open road! 560 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:19,314 Everything's gonna be just fine. You'll see. Trust me. 561 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:20,981 How...? 562 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:23,276 - Don't you trust me? - It's not that. 563 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:25,069 It's just that... 564 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:29,399 We'll think of somethin'. Who cares? 565 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:08,980 - What's happening? - Well, stay here. I'll find out. 566 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,043 Hi! You must be Mr. Fielding. 567 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:34,347 - Yeah. Yeah. Who...? - I'm from Shirk Brothers. 568 00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:36,550 Your number came up in the drawing this morning. 569 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:40,557 - We work today! - That's great...! Where is Brad? 570 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:45,437 - Oh, South of France, I think. - Shouldn't he be here? 571 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:49,612 Brad is the executive plumber. We do all the work. 572 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,736 We're just about to get started. You're free to watch if you want. 573 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:56,661 Though I wouldn't recommend it. Are there any living things in there? 574 00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:59,615 Well, my girlfr... My wife. What the hell. 575 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,950 Oh, I'd get her out. 576 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:05,537 Hold it, fellas. Just a second. There's a woman inside there. 577 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,920 Hold it! Come on! 578 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:12,593 Hey, come on! Wait a minute, fellas, there's a lady inside there. 579 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,215 Here! Here she... 580 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:16,927 Here you go. 581 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:18,804 Okay? Are you all right? 582 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,806 - Yes, thank you. - That's it. 583 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,308 - Is everything out? - Yeah. 584 00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:28,185 - Okay. Have a nice day! - Who are they? 585 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,484 - The plumbers. - Are you sure? 586 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,279 No, and I don't care. I'm just thrilled to see somebody actually working. 587 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,450 Mrs. Fielding, don't worry about a thing! 588 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,289 Okay, guys, let's do it! 589 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:55,462 In our settlement you listed the value of that painting at $100,000. 590 00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,342 I'll sell it to you for 75. 591 00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,345 - That painting doesn't interest me. - Yes, it does. 592 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,428 You love that painting. That's the only reason I took it. 593 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:07,391 All you want to talk about is money. Let's talk about love and sex. 594 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,601 Forget love, let's just talk about sex. 595 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,937 Max, I'm desperate. I need money. 596 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:16,240 I need new plumbing. I need new appliances. A new staircase, Max. 597 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,443 Stop, please! Too boring. 598 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:22,030 Plastering, landscaping, painting. 599 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,332 - A roof. - Too middle class. Stop. 600 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:28,207 New floors, new tiles, new fixtures in the bathroom. 601 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,880 Okay, okay, I'll buy it. I'll give you the money. 602 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:34,755 - Only, please, God, stop! - Thank you, Max. 603 00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:40,637 - Sometimes you can be very sweet. - I know. 604 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,513 How do I look in this? 605 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:46,641 Oh, beautiful! You look beautiful in everything. 606 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,729 Hi! 607 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,946 Hi. 608 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,614 - What happened? - It was no picnic... 609 00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:06,120 but those boys are work animals. Well, everything looks pretty well under control. 610 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:09,623 - It does? - Well, not to the layman's eyes, of course. 611 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:12,626 They completely ripped up our house! 612 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,924 They sure as hell did, didn't they? 613 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:19,630 They ripped the guts out of it! They're work animals, I'm telling you! 614 00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,464 Look at those holes, huh? 615 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:25,597 Then you got your gravel piles, your sand piles, your scrap piles. 616 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,474 - Animals! - Animals... 617 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:31,308 Well, I like a good conversation as well as anybody, but I gotta run. 618 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:33,643 Hasta pronto, if you know what I mean. 619 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:36,900 - You're leaving? - Well, I ain't movin' in. 620 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:41,359 But we'll be back when you get your permits. 621 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,570 Permits? The permit man was supposed to be here by 4:00. 622 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:46,371 Oh, he was, but you or your wife weren't here to meet him. 623 00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,495 We weren't? Anna's not here? 624 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:50,747 No, no. I would've noticed. 625 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:54,672 The permit man was pretty agitated. Really steamed his clams. 626 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:59,969 Said he'd be back when you grow udders and get milked. 627 00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:02,547 - That's a long time. - Yeah. Yeah... 628 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:06,555 Well, if he ever does come back, you call me and we'll finish the job. 629 00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:09,934 When I do get the permits, how long will the job take? 630 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:13,357 - Two weeks. - Two weeks? Two weeks? 631 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:17,562 You sound like a parakeet. "Two weeks? Two weeks?" 632 00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:20,945 Well, uh, two weeks. It's... It's amazing. 633 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:24,994 Amazing, nothing. It'll be a regular miracle! 634 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,641 Hello? 635 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:50,060 Oh, hi there. 636 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:52,810 "Tone"? My voice has no tone. 637 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:57,268 Because I'm standing in a pile of rubble and we don't have the permits to un-rubble it. 638 00:48:57,351 --> 00:49:01,822 "Exaggerating"? Honey, we're living in Swiss cheese with a door. 639 00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:06,994 "Mozart"? Mozart is dead. His troubles are over. Help me! 640 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,947 All right. I'm sorry. 641 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:14,251 You're right. If you had to work, you had to work. 642 00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:15,873 Oh, I love you too. 643 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:20,129 Where is the guy's number? The permit man. 644 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:23,256 In the den, you think. I will pick you up at the station. 645 00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:26,009 Just give me a call when you get there. 646 00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:42,150 "Shrapp"...? 647 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:59,498 Is Mr. Shrapp in? Mr. Shrapp. Walter Fielding. 648 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,966 Hey, watch what you say about my mother, now! 649 00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:05,386 Mr. Shrapp, let's be adults about this. 650 00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:08,385 I'm... Look, I'm very sorry I wasn't here this afternoon. 651 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:13,061 My wife was poisoned and taken to the hospital. 652 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,939 Well, what would cut any ice with you? 653 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:20,609 A bribe? Sure. Can you be here in a half an hour? 654 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,525 All right. 655 00:50:23,604 --> 00:50:25,948 Cash? No problem. 656 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:30,660 Weasel. Cash. 657 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:44,132 Help! 658 00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:57,020 Come on, everybody 659 00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:59,975 I said let's play a game 660 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:03,186 I bet ya I can make a rhyme 661 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:05,772 Out of anybody's name 662 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,856 Anna-Anna, bo-banna 663 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:11,945 Banana-fanna, fo-fanna Fee-fi, mo-manna 664 00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:13,904 Anna 665 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:15,865 Let's try Brad! 666 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:17,950 Brad, Brad, bo-rad Banana-fanna 667 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,666 Walter Fielding! 668 00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:30,968 Hello... Hello! Hello! I'm here! 669 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,890 Are you in there, Fielding? 670 00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:38,012 Yeah! I'm here. 671 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:42,225 My chest is constricted. I can't shout. 672 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,942 Okay, Fielding! 673 00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:50,320 I can hear you in there laughing at me. 674 00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:54,825 This is it, you duck fart! I'm leaving, and I'm never coming back! 675 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:59,500 - Ya hear me, Fielding? - Yes, I hear you! 676 00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:02,078 I'm tearing up your permit! 677 00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:06,291 There! Nobody laughs at Montgomery Shrapp! 678 00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:09,562 Good Lord! 679 00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:13,240 You testin' missiles here, or what? 680 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:16,444 - The house is gonna be great. - Perfect. 681 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:45,222 Oh, my God! 682 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,101 Walter! 683 00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:54,699 Thank God it's you! Thank God! 684 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:56,616 Walter? 685 00:53:56,692 --> 00:54:00,196 - Thank God you're here, honey! - Is that you? 686 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,659 Is it me? Ha! Is it me? 687 00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:12,133 Anna, I've been here so long I'm hallucinating. 688 00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:15,632 A while ago I thought the Care Bears were here! 689 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,054 Walter? 690 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:20,303 Farm animals, or geese and chickens... 691 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:24,804 - Walter! - Upstairs! 692 00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:27,140 Are you all right? 693 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:30,567 No, I'm not all right. Not at all. 694 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,066 No! 695 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:37,446 - Where are you? - I'm in the den. 696 00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:39,367 No, you're not. I was just in there. 697 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:43,073 I'm in the den. I swear it! Please believe me. 698 00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:46,375 Will you stop fooling around, Walter? I'm tired. 699 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:48,327 I'm right here... 700 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:53,166 - Look, Walter, enough is enough. - I'm right here! 701 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:59,346 - Where? - In the floor, behind the chair. 702 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,936 Oh, laughing... 703 00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:12,609 We're laughing... 704 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:17,068 - The permit man was here. - Oh, that's good. 705 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,947 No, it's not. Now tomorrow I've got to take off work... 706 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:24,030 drive to his office and kiss his ass. 707 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:35,212 Well, thanks to that fall we're now the same height. 708 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:38,385 Yeah, that's much better. 709 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:42,723 - So, why did rehearsal run so long? - That was my fault. 710 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:47,770 We got off to a late start because I was haggling with Max over the painting. 711 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:50,724 How, exactly, would you define "haggling"? 712 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:54,401 - What do you mean by that? - I thought that was my question. 713 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:56,899 Are you jealous of Max? 714 00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:01,575 Jealous of Max? Don't be silly. 715 00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:04,529 Just because he's rich, famous, good-looking, brilliant... 716 00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:08,332 - I mean, what's he got that I haven't got? - Walls. 717 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,160 I feel much better. 718 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:25,553 Good night, hon. 719 00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:32,018 Good night. 720 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,174 Get to work! 721 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,517 Four months. 722 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,069 Four months since I got those permits. They're not even half done. 723 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,737 They said two weeks for the whole job. 724 00:57:20,812 --> 00:57:23,065 You're telling me this like I haven't been here. 725 00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:27,073 We're going through a rough time. Let's remember not to take it out on each other. 726 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:30,122 You're right. You're right. 727 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:33,417 You hear about that guy up in the Bronx, went crazy, thought he was a pigeon? 728 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:36,120 They found him in the park throwing bread crumbs at himself. 729 00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:37,876 He was just putting in a guest bathroom. 730 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:42,335 Okay. So let's be nice to each other. We're all we've got. 731 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,592 Don't forget to get the water. 732 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:48,094 Haven't I gotten the water every morning for four months? 733 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:50,596 - Do I ever forget the water? - Don't do this. Walter, Walter, Walter! 734 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:52,428 I'm sorry. 735 00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:56,431 The bucket's in the hall. 736 00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:01,820 I know where the bucket is. You don't have to tell me where the bucket is. 737 00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,618 Stairs! 738 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:19,664 A staircase! We have stairs! 739 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:27,759 Oh, hello, Mr. Stairs. I've missed you. 740 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:31,972 Anna? Anna, darling! 741 00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:35,771 - Did you get the water? - We have stairs! 742 00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:39,065 It's happening, honey. 743 00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,394 Everything's gonna be fixed. 744 00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,695 We have stairs! 745 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:48,192 - That's terrific. - Everything's gonna be wonderful. 746 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:49,276 Yes... 747 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,363 Sweetheart, I could really use some water. 748 00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,954 Yeah. Right away. 749 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:02,501 - Say, Curly? - Yo! 750 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,333 Could you send up some water? 751 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:08,091 We're a little busy today, Walter, tryin' to build a house. 752 00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:10,593 I'll get it myself. I'll use my new stairs. 753 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,549 That's my boy. 754 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:15,010 Tar bucket comin' down. 755 00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:23,064 - Morning, James. - Morning! 756 00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:25,487 - Alka-Seltzer. - Just a minute. 757 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:29,692 - Any idea when you're going to be finished here? - Two weeks. 758 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:32,699 - That's what I thought. - Alka-Seltzer. Here you go. 759 00:59:32,778 --> 00:59:36,658 Oh. You know you're almost out of birth control pills? 760 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,326 Thank you, James. 761 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,912 Walter. Walter! 762 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,839 The water! I know. I'm getting it. 763 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,046 Hey Walter, you want this room painted blue? 764 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,472 - Like in the hallway? - Blue? No! 765 00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:55,892 That's all wood... What do you mean, "like the hallway"? 766 00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:59,688 - The hallway. Blue, right? - I want nothing blue. Nothing! 767 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:03,484 Oh, man. Now I gotta go flush out my paint sprayer. 768 01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,936 Oh, that's a bummer, I know. 769 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:09,819 - Have you seen Mr. Fielding? - Fielding? 770 01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:12,276 - Yeah. - Don't know any Fieldings around here. 771 01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:15,533 - In Cincinnati... - Walter? 772 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,331 Oh, Walter. Yeah! 773 01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:21,785 He was supposed to bring me a bucket of water. 774 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:25,088 - Bring you some water? - Yeah. Do... No... 775 01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,257 How's that? 776 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:28,925 It's a miracle. 777 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,342 Walter! 778 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:40,767 I wanna ask you something. You're a lawyer, right? 779 01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:41,597 Yeah. 780 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,934 Last year my father was hit in the head by a golf ball. 781 01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:47,690 Oh, can I unplug... 782 01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:49,943 Now, he seemed okay... 783 01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:52,115 but last week we were watching 784 01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:55,990 and I put on the Bob Hope Desert Classic from Palm Springs. 785 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,071 He goes friggin' nuts! 786 01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:00,032 My father, not Bob Hope. 787 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:03,289 So he kicks in the friggin' TV screen. Now... 788 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,345 I'd have to study it, but I'd say you got a great case against Bob Hope. 789 01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:14,967 Thanks, man. 790 01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:38,315 That was not so bad. 791 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:42,619 - Are you happy with that one? - I am not unhappy with it. 792 01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:46,915 It's the best that miserable symphony has ever sounded. 793 01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:50,540 You have my congratulations, and you may go home! 794 01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:53,580 But don't you want to hear it back? 795 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,633 No, if there's something wrong with it it's your fault... 796 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:59,086 and you will hang for it. 797 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:02,885 - Do you have a cigarette? - I'm sorry. 798 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:14,814 - It was beautiful, Max. - Better than Szell's version? 799 01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:18,818 I wondered why you did this. I know you never liked it. 800 01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:20,524 Well? 801 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:24,035 - It was better. - Thank you. 802 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:26,408 It's a pity that son of a bitch isn't alive... 803 01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,617 because it would kill him to hear that. 804 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,624 - Have you got a cigarette? - You stopped smoking five years ago! 805 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:38,334 I started again two weeks ago. Can I have the damn cigarette? 806 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:40,339 Filters... 807 01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:48,851 You seem a little tense. 808 01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:51,521 Your shoulders are up over your ears. 809 01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:55,100 - Are you all right? - Don't I look all right? 810 01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:58,107 In a word, no. The only good part of our divorce was... 811 01:04:58,186 --> 01:05:00,985 that it seemed to make you happy. 812 01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:04,159 For you to be without me and unhappy... 813 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:08,284 is such a waste. You are making me sad. 814 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:11,450 Walter's in Philadelphia... 815 01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:15,788 and the idea of going back to that house, alone... 816 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,872 Oh, God. 817 01:05:18,373 --> 01:05:22,219 Why don't we have dinner and a huge amount of alcohol? 818 01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:26,469 - I'm not dressed for a restaurant. - My place. 819 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:28,801 Our old place. 820 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,011 You can have a hot bath. 821 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:35,850 We'll have a fire. Hwang will make anything you want for dinner. 822 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,934 Duck l'orange. 823 01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:40,190 Twelve-year-old scotch. 824 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,739 In clean glasses. 825 01:05:42,814 --> 01:05:46,569 - That can be arranged. - I'm not going to bed with you. 826 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:49,200 I may not ask you. 827 01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,312 Oh, my God. 828 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,389 Good morning. 829 01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:18,521 - Oh, my God. - What's wrong? 830 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,570 What happened? What did we do? 831 01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:23,863 What have we done? Oh, my God! 832 01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:26,612 Calm down. You were a little looped. You sang a few songs. 833 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,160 - The Beatles? - The entire catalogue. 834 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,454 - What else? - You don't remember? 835 01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:34,499 - It was duck for dinner. Right? - Followed by crepe Suzettes. 836 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:37,327 - I don't remember the crepe Suzettes. - You don't remember the piano? 837 01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,003 - No. - Under the piano? 838 01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:42,332 - I don't wanna hear any more. - It was incredible. Better than Zurich. 839 01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:44,042 - Zurich? - The police came. 840 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:46,048 - No! - You don't remember any of this? 841 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,549 MY Shoe! 842 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,384 Not my shoe! 843 01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:51,558 Last night you were the animal I remember. 844 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,180 - I don't need shoes! - Come back to me... 845 01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:55,512 and the police will come every night. I love you. 846 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:57,438 This is a nightmare. 847 01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:01,235 Last night you said you loved me, that we would be together the rest of our lives. 848 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:03,186 I wasn't drunk, I was insane! 849 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,692 - When are you going to tell Walter? - Never! 850 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:08,901 You're just going to walk out on him without saying anything? 851 01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:12,829 I am not walking out on him. I am in love with him. Not you, him. 852 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:16,158 No, this whole wonderful realization has confused you. 853 01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:19,085 Talk this over with Walter, and you'll see. 854 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,504 - Lying. - What? 855 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,923 I'm going to have to do a lot of lying. 856 01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:27,252 - No. Tell him the truth. - I'll lose him. 857 01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:30,175 Hey, take a chance. 858 01:07:49,524 --> 01:07:52,744 You'd better let me off here. I don't think you can make it up the driveway. 859 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:55,993 - They testin' missiles here? - That's right, buddy, we are. 860 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,040 And it's very hush-hush. Top secret. 861 01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:01,120 So forget you were up here and forget you saw any of this. 862 01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:03,671 And forget about a tip. 863 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:08,502 Ah, home, crap home. 864 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:15,259 I still can't get used to the idea of having hot water whenever we want it. 865 01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:18,436 Yeah. Yeah... 866 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:21,981 - So, what'd you do last night? - Oh, nothing much. 867 01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:25,151 - Where'd you eat? - What? 868 01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:29,356 - Last night. Where did you eat? - Oh, the Four Seasons. 869 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,113 Well, I'm glad it wasn't anything special. 870 01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:34,193 Actually, it was a little special. 871 01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:36,746 We had just done probably the finest performance... 872 01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:39,665 of Haydn's Surprise Symphony ever. 873 01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:43,166 Really? Uh, please tell me you didn't pay. 874 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:45,246 I didn't. 875 01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:47,583 Max took us. 876 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:51,003 - Well, that must have been some performance. - It was. 877 01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:54,510 It's never been my favourite piece of music, but we really did it well. 878 01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:56,966 How was Max? 879 01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,848 Fine! 880 01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:03,352 I mean, he was very pleased with himself. 881 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:05,183 He asked after you. 882 01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:07,860 Oh, that's very nice. 883 01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:10,438 Did you sleep with him? 884 01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,148 I hope you don't mind. 885 01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:16,031 Of course, we can't go back to the Four Seasons again. 886 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,747 Did you? 887 01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:21,824 Walter! 888 01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:23,581 Did you? 889 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:25,874 Are you serious? 890 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:29,875 Well, I know you weren't here last night because I called. 891 01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:31,959 And, uh, guess what. 892 01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:34,216 I don't know. You tell me. 893 01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:36,973 No answer. 894 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:43,806 Walter, do you want to tell me what you're saying? 895 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:46,186 I'm not saying anything. 896 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:49,485 Actually, what I'm saying is... 897 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:52,279 that I would hope that if there was something for you to tell me... 898 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:55,108 for example, that you'd spent last night with Max... 899 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,784 that you would tell me... 900 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:59,954 That it would be okay for you to tell me. 901 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,999 You're just going to have to trust me. 902 01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:06,661 Oh, I trust you. 903 01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:10,749 I do trust you. I just want you to tell me the truth. 904 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,844 Well, I did. 905 01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:17,923 Well, then, that's the end of it. 906 01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:32,362 - You would tell me, wouldn't you? - Walter... 907 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:36,613 I just want you to be honest with me. I can take anything except lies. 908 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:40,369 People slip up. Christ, I understand that. 909 01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:41,913 It happens all the time. 910 01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:45,208 I mean, I'm not some meat head chauvinist provincial. 911 01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:48,711 - Is that all? - No. No. I'm jealous. 912 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,788 I'm very jealous of Max. 913 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,751 I'm not crazy about the idea of you sleeping with him... 914 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:57,883 but if you did it and didn't tell me, that would really bother me. 915 01:10:57,962 --> 01:11:00,841 Without changing my plea, I would like to know why. 916 01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,176 Because it underestimates me. 917 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:07,014 Not telling me assumes I'm incapable of understanding why you did it. 918 01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:11,021 Not that you did it. Had you done it. 919 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,602 Did you? 920 01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:16,315 You want me to tell you the truth, no matter how much it hurts. 921 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:19,697 If we can't be honest with each other, what else have we got? 922 01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:22,620 And you'll believe in me? You'll understand? 923 01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:25,289 Of course I will. I love you. 924 01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:31,121 I love you too, but I did not sleep with Max last night. 925 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:32,672 No? 926 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:36,088 Can we knock this off and go to sleep? 927 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:40,138 I love you. 928 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:49,434 Walter? 929 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,767 - Walter! - Walter? 930 01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:53,977 - Are you awake? - Yeah! 931 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:55,983 Yeah, I'm awake. What is it? 932 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,939 I have to talk to you. 933 01:11:58,022 --> 01:12:01,276 Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna do this. It's so stupid. 934 01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:04,238 What is it? What's the matter? 935 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,948 I lied to you about Max. 936 01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:10,376 Apparently I went to his apartment, I got drunk... 937 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:13,625 I guess I sang a few songs... 938 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:17,629 and apparently I, um... slept with him. 939 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:20,177 I know I shouldn't be telling you this. 940 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:23,006 No. No. It's okay. 941 01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:27,511 It's only proved to me how much I love you. 942 01:12:28,302 --> 01:12:31,727 Oh, that sounds stupid too, but it's true. 943 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:33,558 I love you, Walter. I love you. 944 01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:37,737 I love you. It's okay. Everything's okay. 945 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:40,816 You won't hold it against me? You can forgive me? 946 01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:42,320 Sure. 947 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:45,119 Can we talk about this in the morning? I'm so tired. 948 01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:49,165 Do we have to talk about it? Can't we just put this behind us? 949 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,913 Yeah. 950 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,170 - I love you. - I love you. 951 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,051 You whore! 952 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:11,764 I leave town for 5 minutes, you can't wait to leap into the sack with old Max! 953 01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,770 - You... bastard! - That's right! 954 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:16,271 - Laying it off on me! - You hypocrite! 955 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:18,603 - I'm not the one screwing around! - "Just be honest with me." 956 01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:23,408 - How long has this been going on? - You chauvinist meat head! 957 01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:29,786 I'm not telling you anything! Now or ever again! 958 01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:33,539 Oh, this is perfect! Guess who suddenly turns into the injured party! 959 01:13:33,618 --> 01:13:35,620 - Where do you think you're going? - Someplace where you're not! 960 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:38,252 Well, then, you stay here, because I'm leaving! 961 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,504 Fine! Get out! 962 01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:42,711 I never want to see you again! 963 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,180 The plasterer came? 964 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,878 Hey, what the...? 965 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:19,581 What happened? Your old lady kick you out? 966 01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:23,464 I do not wish to discuss my domestic difficulties with you, Leo. 967 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:26,341 That's okay. I figure she threw his ass out. 968 01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,923 No, she did not throw my ass out! 969 01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:32,510 No, you had your chance, man. This is between me and Duke. 970 01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:36,848 I'm not payin' you guys to stand around. You wanna get to work? 971 01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,525 We can't do nothin' till the plumbin' inspector gets here. 972 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,898 There's no plumbing in that wall. 973 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,653 No? 974 01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:45,982 We can take off and you can call us when he gets here. 975 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:49,990 Just stay where you are. I fell for that one before. 976 01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:00,042 You're up bright and early. 977 01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:02,590 I didn't sleep very well. 978 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,714 You look great. Got a date? 979 01:15:05,793 --> 01:15:08,342 Yes, with the Marine Corps Band. I'm starting with the brass... 980 01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:10,264 and I'm working my way to the drum section. 981 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,762 - Don't you think we should talk? - This is not the time. 982 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,685 I'm mad, and I'm getting madder. 983 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,058 Oh, you're mad! What do you think I am? 984 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:18,811 - I think you're a jerk. - I know that. 985 01:15:18,889 --> 01:15:23,269 - I didn't realize how big a jerk I was until last night. - Neither did I. 986 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,404 Let's just pack it in, then. 987 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,732 - Let's just finish this thing right here and now! - Fine. 988 01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:31,069 I'll pack a bag for you and send the rest later! 989 01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:34,326 - You expect me to move out? - You shouldn't have any trouble finding a bed. 990 01:15:34,405 --> 01:15:37,158 - I got a bed, lady. - Get the hell outta here! This is private! 991 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:40,745 What makes you think you can just throw me out of my own house? 992 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:43,251 - You're the one who's moving! - I have worked and slaved... 993 01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:47,005 suffered and put myself in hock up to my eyes... 994 01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:49,587 and you want me to move out because you've got the hots for Max? 995 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:51,638 No way! You hear me? No way! 996 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:56,686 I have worked and slaved and suffered for this house every bit as much as you have! 997 01:15:56,761 --> 01:15:59,605 Actually more, because I had to put up with you! 998 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,684 This is ridiculous! You don't even like this house! 999 01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:04,519 I love this house! 1000 01:16:04,602 --> 01:16:07,105 You've done nothing but complain about it since we got here! 1001 01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:08,440 I did one other thing: 1002 01:16:08,522 --> 01:16:11,275 I sunk every nickel I had in the world in this house! 1003 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,702 And you'll get it all back! I told you that! 1004 01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,746 Me and everyone you've ever met! 1005 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:18,415 "I'll pay you back" will be written on your gravestone! 1006 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,664 I wouldn't give lectures on the value of promises! 1007 01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:22,871 Your word didn't do too well on this last outing! 1008 01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:24,796 Yours is fine! 1009 01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:28,422 It's certainly a lot better than your check! 1010 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,889 I'll get you your money back! 1011 01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:38,595 I don't want the money! This is my house, and I'm not moving! 1012 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:40,725 It's a big house! We'll divide it up! 1013 01:16:40,805 --> 01:16:43,979 You stay in your half, I'll stay in mine! 1014 01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:49,446 That is such a dumb idea. 1015 01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:52,321 Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar. 1016 01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:55,949 I'm sure it does. You've never passed a bar in your life. 1017 01:16:57,238 --> 01:17:00,037 You are so much less attractive when I'm sober. 1018 01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:03,996 - Thank goodness it's not that often. - All right, that's it! 1019 01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:08,083 I've had it with you, the house, Max, the orchestra and everything! 1020 01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:10,213 How long will it take to put this place together? 1021 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,386 Two weeks. 1022 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:18,806 Okay, we'll stick it out until the house is finished. 1023 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:20,886 Then we'll sell it, get our money back... 1024 01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:23,268 and get the hell away from each other! 1025 01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:25,020 Fine. 1026 01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:29,403 Get back to work! 1027 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:54,609 - What are you doing here? - You missed a rehearsal. 1028 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:58,033 - That's right. - Did you tell Walter what happened between us? 1029 01:18:58,108 --> 01:19:00,782 - Yes. - And what did he say? 1030 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:04,661 Walter and I are through. I hate us both. 1031 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,038 You'll get over it. You'll come back to me. 1032 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:08,494 No. 1033 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:11,080 I'm just going away someplace. 1034 01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:13,882 You can't go anywhere. We have performances. 1035 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:17,508 You don't understand. I have to get away from here. 1036 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:21,432 - From both of you. - You are leaving the symphony? 1037 01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:24,681 What have I done? 1038 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:29,015 Oh, it wasn't your fault. It was my fault. I was weak. 1039 01:19:30,224 --> 01:19:32,272 No, you weren't. 1040 01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:35,567 - What? - I made it up. 1041 01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:38,698 You made what up, Max? 1042 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,118 You slept in the bedroom. I slept in the living room. 1043 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:45,289 - Sex would have been a miracle. - Oh, Max! 1044 01:19:45,364 --> 01:19:49,119 I wanted you back, and I truly thought I could make you happy this time. 1045 01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:54,961 - Oh, Max. - Tell Walter the truth. 1046 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:56,918 No. 1047 01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:59,675 He couldn't forgive me, and I can't forgive him for that. 1048 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:03,348 He's lost a wonderful woman, and I know what that's like. 1049 01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:06,678 I've lost many. You must hate me. 1050 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,307 No. 1051 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:11,687 I used to hate you. Now I hate Walter. 1052 01:20:12,891 --> 01:20:14,609 Lucky guy. 1053 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:20,695 - Walter! - Well, this is an unexpected revulsion. 1054 01:20:20,774 --> 01:20:22,902 Are you hot? Can I take your life? 1055 01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:26,489 I can see that my presence here could be construed as in poor taste. 1056 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,951 - No! - Do you realize what you've done? 1057 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:34,380 You've taken a woman who loves you, one of the great women on the face of this Earth... 1058 01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:37,584 and thrown her away. I've lost her too. 1059 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:40,385 But I'll get over it because I am shallow and self-centered. 1060 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:44,432 But you, you won't because you are complex. 1061 01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:48,227 You will suffer terrible anguish for the rest of your life. 1062 01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:52,807 This is turning out to be a pretty good day. 1063 01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:54,767 Good day. 1064 01:20:56,018 --> 01:20:58,692 Smooth strokes. 1065 01:20:58,771 --> 01:21:01,024 Up and down. 1066 01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:04,235 Paint, don't tickle. 1067 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:06,491 And don't smoke. 1068 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:57,209 Well, folks, I guess this is hasta "so-long-a." 1069 01:21:57,996 --> 01:22:00,215 You know, just between us, there were a couple of times... 1070 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:03,464 when I didn't think we'd ever be able to put this baby back up. 1071 01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:05,171 But it, uh, it turned out. 1072 01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:07,848 - It's beautiful, Curly. - It is, really. 1073 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:10,051 - Much better than I imagined. - Oh, thank you. 1074 01:22:10,134 --> 01:22:12,557 Thank you. That's very nice of you. 1075 01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:16,015 One more job, though. Here's your key. 1076 01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:18,192 It's the only one I've got. Who wants it? 1077 01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:28,490 Well, I'll just put it on the bannister here. 1078 01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:31,572 You'll have no trouble selling this place, that's for sure. 1079 01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:34,625 Shirk Brothers'll give you a million for it tomorrow. 1080 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:35,917 Great. 1081 01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:38,246 No, this wasn't an easy one... 1082 01:22:38,328 --> 01:22:41,332 but the foundation was good, I'll say that. 1083 01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:45,636 And if that's okay, then everything else can be fixed. 1084 01:22:47,171 --> 01:22:50,175 Well, goodbye, folks. Good luck. 1085 01:23:15,949 --> 01:23:17,792 Well, this is it. 1086 01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:20,212 Are you going to spend the night here? 1087 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,591 No. You? 1088 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,711 I'm already packed. 1089 01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:32,015 I'd better get packed myself. 1090 01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:35,269 I'll get my bags- 1091 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:44,982 Walter... 1092 01:23:46,730 --> 01:23:51,577 - Walter... - This step. This was our step. 1093 01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:54,656 This is where it all started to... 1094 01:23:55,197 --> 01:23:57,620 turn to crap. 1095 01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:02,713 Too late to put it back together, isn't it? 1096 01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:13,428 You slept with Max, and I don't care. 1097 01:24:15,092 --> 01:24:16,844 What? 1098 01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:19,020 I don't care. 1099 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:23,021 Well, I care, but not enough for us to be apart. 1100 01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:26,691 Really? 1101 01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:29,398 Really. I'm glad you slept with him... 1102 01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:31,404 because now I know how much I really love you. 1103 01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:35,363 You sleeping with Max was the best thing that could've happened to us. 1104 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:37,998 I didn't sleep with him. 1105 01:24:39,950 --> 01:24:41,076 Thank God. 1106 01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:12,149 Over here! 1107 01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:15,782 Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. 1108 01:25:35,881 --> 01:25:38,885 That's it. One more! One more! Hold it! 1109 01:25:41,178 --> 01:25:42,054 Hold it. 1110 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:02,454 It's a very nice house, and the price is reasonable. 1111 01:26:03,325 --> 01:26:05,874 Reasonable? It's a steal. 1112 01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:09,047 Oh, honey! It's so beautiful. 1113 01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:10,965 You buy or not? 1114 01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:13,043 We're buying. 1115 01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:16,471 You can count it if you like, but you'll find it's all there. 1116 01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,762 Carlos, come on! 1117 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:23,228 We haven't got all day! Let's go! 1118 01:26:25,055 --> 01:26:26,807 Mein wife. 1119 01:26:26,890 --> 01:26:28,813 Auf wiedersehen... 1120 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:30,439 Hasta la vista. 1121 01:26:31,892 --> 01:28:30,439 SUBTITLE CREATED BY SALILA 89752