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♪♪

Mai: You think you're so fast,
Little Goph.

[ Mockingly ] "I'm Evil Goph.
I'm the fastest in the field."

[ Normal voice ] No, you're not!
You ain't nothin'!

[ Bird caws ]

What is she doing?

Some smack talk
between these two.

Ha!

Huoh!

Aah!

That first‐blink reaction is all
you need to win.

You're Gopher?
What a joker.

The stakes couldn't be higher
on that game.

Ohh!

Oh!

Come on, slowpoke!

You suck at this!

[ Sighs ]

Ah, ah!
[ Tweet! Tweet! ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Squeak! ]

Tessitore:
Tonight, it's all on the line
as new competitors battle it out

on the most violent mini golf
course that's ever been built.

The tallest windmills in
the world, four live dragons,

and several natural
shark‐infested lakes ‐‐

all real.

Rob, I think maybe this season,
we need to get

a better fact‐checker
for some of your copy.

[ Laughs ]
Who needs a fact‐checker

when we've got the highest
diving board in North America

and a bottomless pool?

We definitely need a better
fact‐checker for you, Rob.

Alright, here's how the
competition works.

Round 1, eight golfers
face off

in a series of
head‐to‐head matchups.

The winners are gonna move on to
sudden‐death round number 2.

Only the best survive
to the final round

and play for The Golden Putter,
the coveted plaid jacket,

and most important,

a spot in the season finale
on Steph Curry's masterpiece,

the Tomb of Nefertiti,

where someone's gonna make
a putt worth 250 grand.

Per ABC's
legal department,

I am required to let our viewers
know that my co‐host...

is not allowed to mention
or describe this next hole

under any circumstances.

[ Chuckles ]
Okay.

I'm a big boy, Joe.
I can handle it.

The next hole up, and you may
notice the first thing ‐‐

its huge size.

One of the toughest holes
in golf ‐‐

it's Uranus.

[ Coughs ]

You ‐‐ You okay there?

Nope, just ‐‐
Yeah? Okay.

Just caught a little ‐‐

A little something
in my throat.
Can I continue here?

Please.
Okay.

[ Chuckles ]

Golfers will
putt up Uranus,

around the rings,
and towards the hole.

If they run the ball around the
outer ring perfectly,

it's gonna lead
to a channel

for a shot at a hole in one
in Uranus.

[ Stifled laughter ]

The golfers have to jump across
the planets to the other side,

and if they fall into the water,
it'll cost them a stroke.

Uranus is a pretty tough hole,
isn't it, Rob?

[ Chuckles ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

A couple of Texans
set to tangle here,

as Chelsea Kinard faces off
against Sarah White.

Hey. Knuckle me.

Ha!
Knucks!

[ Cheers and applause ]

My name's Chelsea Kinard.
I'm from Houston, Texas.

I'm a retired
professional golfer.

I am more competitive than
everybody else out there

because I am the only girl
amidst brothers

that I had to
fight against.

If I don't bring home
the trophy,

I will never
hear the end of this.

The bows?

That's what people in the golf
world know me for.

If I don't have a bow
in my hair...

it's not gonna be a good day.
[ Chuckles ]

Yeah!

Hi.
My name is Sarah White.

I'm from San Marcos, Texas,

and I'm the powerhouse
of mini golf.

I'm a swing speed and
golf fitness instructor.

My job is to specifically
train for golf,

so I got the muscles to do it.

You know, I got the endurance.

I can squat 275 to 300.

My little legs are mighty.

You know, thick thighs
save lives. Just sayin'.

[ Laughs ]

Whoo!

Tessitore:
Sarah White up first.

Here is her tee shot
here on Uranus.

I'm sorry. It sounds like
you're saying "Your anus."

Name of the hole ‐‐
Uranus.

That didn't help, either.

Planet‐themed hole.
That didn't help, either.

[ Chuckles ]
When you said
"the name of your hole."

♪♪

Come on!
You can do this!

♪♪

There it goes!

Go, go, go!

Let's see.
Ohh!

Just missed the channel,

and it takes a huge bank
and bounce into the sand.

♪♪

Sarah White,
the 22‐year‐old.

Very good athlete.

Trying to cross the water by
leaping over the planets

and get to the other side
of Uranus.

Go, Sarah!
You can do it!

Here comes the run‐up.

One, two!

Don't go back!

Oh, she almost had that!
Oh! Boy, oh, boy.

She said, "Thick thighs
saves lives,"

but they didn't save her
this time.

That's a stroke penalty.

And now Chelsea Kinard.

Is she related to someone who's
been on this show before?

I feel like we had
a Kinard last year.

Didn't we have
a Bernard Kinard last year?

Was that it?
We had a Bernard Kinard?

I thought we had a Kinard
last year.

We did not have a Kinard.
We're getting confirmation.

We were Kinard‐free.

That doesn't
seem right.

Bernard Kinard
seems right.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Chelsea seems very dialed in,
very focused.

Getting ready to try to hit
the outer rim of Uranus.

♪♪

Let's go, let's go,
let's go!

Will it get there?
It made it around. It's got
a nice kiss off the ‐‐

There it is!
There it is!

It's in the channel!
She's got a shot

coming out
of the channel!
Ohh!

Goes just to the left.

Just missed!

Just squeezed by.

Alright, Chelsea!

Chelsea is gonna have
a very easy putt,

and let's see
if she can stay dry.

Here she goes.

Oh, she nearly came up short
just on that first jump.

If she's gonna go
with knee landings,

it's not gonna be pretty
on this next one.

Here we go.

Chelsea...

Ohh!
Ohh...wow.

Hey. Hey, now.

Whoa‐ho‐ho!

Now comes the next
moment of truth.

Can she get from Jupiter
over to Mars?

And she stays
right ‐‐ right here!

She may have this,
Riggle.

One more to go.

Alright, Chelsea!

And she does it! Wow!
That was excellent!

Just excellent!

You should celebrate.

[ Yelling ]

What a great run
from Chelsea Kinard.

Here you go.

No pressure.

That's got to be miserable if
you're Sarah White ‐‐

soaking wet, and Chelsea's
dry as could be

with a short putt
sitting there,

potentially
for the win.

Yeah!

And she did it.
She did it.

That is
Chelsea Kinard.

A dagger to the heart.

Oh, that was fun.

And Chelsea Kinard's the first
player to move one step closer

to that quarter of
a million dollar prize

in the season finale.

Up next,
it is Putt the Plank.

It's extreme
miniat‐arr golf.

[ Chuckles ]
See what I did?

I saw what you did there,
with the "arr."

Here's Jeannie Mai.

Mai: Thanks, Joe.

Now, it's the most dangerous
hole on the open seas ‐‐

Putt the Plank.

Golfers first putt over the bow
to X Marks the Spot

on the other side.

Whoever gets
closest to the X

will get the help of the best
and the only golf pirate

in all of "Holey Moley,"

Captain Long Jon Lovitz.
Arr!

He will chip the winner's ball
across the lagoon

to the green
on the other side.

Then he'll chip the loser's ball
across blindfolded.

Oh, yeah.

Contestants will have to make
their way across the lagoon

by walking the plank, jumping on
top of the circling shark,

and riding it across.

If they fall, it'll cost them
a stroke penalty.

Then it's a putt
out on the green

in one final showdown
on Putt the Plank.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That is a huge
round of applause

to see Cynthia Navis
go up against Jessy Tang.

I'm Jessy Tang.
I'm from Orlando, Florida.

I'm a professional golfer,
and it's Tang time.

Oh, I always say it,
like, subtly.

I don't go, like,
"It's Tang time!"

Whoooooooo!

I love mini golf

because it takes a lot of
aspects of regular golf

but it makes it a lot more fun.

I'm actually skipping a
professional golf tournament

to be here because I think
it's a privilege

to be competing for the largest
prize in mini golf history.

[ Cheering ]

My name is Cynthia Navis.

I'm from Westlake Village,
and I am a golf instructor.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I love to stay in shape,
I love to exercise,

and most of all,
I love to have fun.

Ah!

I've been golfing
for at least 40 years.

I hold a lot of titles
in the world of amateur golf.

I like pink so much because
it's cheery, it's bright.

It's me inside.

♪♪

Having both played their
qualifying shots,

Cynthia's ball landed closest
to the X,

so Captain Long Jon Lovitz will
play her shot first.

Dang it.

You like the good captain's
outfit?

I do like
the captain's outfit.

I've seen him on
the golf course many times,

and he dresses like that
everywhere he goes.

Well, Rob Riggle, it distracts
the other players.

[ Chuckles ]
Oh, I like that.

This, the chip for
Cynthia Navis,

with just one eyepatch.

Where is Cynthia Navis?
I can't see her.

She's right there,
in the giant, bright‐pink,

full‐pink outfit.
Oh. She's in the pink.

Got it.
In the pink.

Oh, what's gonna
happen here?

Oh, he just
skyrockets this.

But it takes
a nice bounce.

And it's gonna be pin‐high
just to the left.

That was totally planned.

[ Chuckles ]
Absolutely it was.

This, the chip
for Jessy Tang.

Unfortunately for Jessy,

Captain Long Jon Lovitz has
to wear two eyepatches.

Yeah, there we go.
Okay, that's perfect.

Alright.
Oh, boy.

And...

Yeah, coming in hot.

Tessitore: Comes in hot,
comes off the ramp.
Ohh!

Will it stay
on the green?
It'll stay. It might even
get a little rollback.

And it does.
That's my guy!

That's my guy.
Give me a high five.

So, both of our golfers are
gonna have a chance here.

Wow.
I got to tell you,

Captain Long Jon Lovitz is
one heck of a blind player.

Thank you, Rob Riggle.

Have you heard everything
I've said, Jon?

Everything!
Oh, boy.

Cynthia and Jessy ‐‐ now they
will deal with the shark.

Cynthia!

Walk the plank!

54‐year‐old
golf‐teaching pro.

Her daughter Clarissa

and so many friends
and fans to see her.

Mai: Okay,
here she goes.

She's gonna do it,
she's gonna do it.

You can do it, you can do it,
you can do it.

Tessitore:
Here she goes!

[ Crowd groans ]

Oh, that was a bad ‐‐
Wait!

Does she hold on?!
Wait! Wait!

We're gonna get
a ruling here!

She is not
fully submerged.

She's on! She's on!
The back fin!

Hang on! Hang on!
Can she stay on?

Climb!

If she lets go,
it's a stroke penalty.

Climb up!

[ Grunting,
breathing heavily ]

♪♪

[ Cynthia grunting ]

Tessitore: And we're back here
at "Holey Moley,"

and 54‐year‐old golf coach
Cynthia Navis

is hanging on for dear life
to a circling shark.

And if she lets go,
it's a stroke penalty.

Climb up!

She's trying! She's like
a little pink fish hanging on!

♪♪

[ Crowd groans ]

Oh, Cynthia!

She tried so hard.
Ohh!

That's a fighter.
That is a fighter right there.

Remember, a stroke penalty
for Cynthia.

[ Cheering ]

It's a big moment now
for Jessy Tang,

as she could
take advantage.

Jessy, walk the plank!

[ Cheers and applause ]

So, Jessy could put herself
in position

to putt for the win.

Ohh, hang on!

Got to hold on!

Another one.
She almost nailed that landing.

Ohh, I don't know
about that grip.

That left hand
is giving way.

And there it goes.
Nah, it's too much.

And both of our golfers
could not hold on.

So both golfers will take
the stroke penalty

and make their way to the green
on Putt the Plank.

Whoo‐hoo!

Cynthia and Jessy ‐‐
they both lie 2.

Jessy Tang...

[ Crowd groans ]
Oh, and
it wraps around!

Looks like the golf pro's
cracking under the pressure.

Whew!

And now the door is open for
Cynthia Navis to take the win.

♪♪

And there's Round 2!

How about that?

Say goodbye
to Jessy Tang.

Say hello to Round 2
for Cynthia Navis.

And she's
one step closer

to that quarter of
a million dollar prize

in the season finale.

And now "Behind the Hole"
with Stephen Curry,

the "Holey Moley" golf pro.

Putt the Plank is a hole

that went through a lot
of trial and error.

Originally, we wanted the cannon
to fire the mini golfers

from the ship to the green.

Course Marshal Joe
helped us test it out.

But the cannon just kept firing
way too far.

So we changed it.

Now we have Jon Lovitz.

Which is just as weird.

The ground is shaking,
which can only mean one thing ‐‐

it is time for Polcano.

Golfers have to putt up
the side of the volcano.

If you hit
a special channel on top,

you're gonna get
the pole position ‐‐

that's the best placement
you can get on the green.

If not, you could end up
in the rough,

you could end up
in the hazard.

Then a powerful zip line
across the lagoon

right into a pole.

I'm sorry?
We're gonna zip‐line you
right into a pole.

That's what I thought
you said.

If you hold on,
you're golden.

But if you miss ‐‐
if you fall into the water ‐‐

that's a stroke penalty,

and it's a tricky putt
on that green for the win.

Let's go.

We are ready for
our next Round 1 battle.

Kevin VanDuser's
a 61‐year‐old

going up against 33‐year‐old
Terrence Redd.

Yo, yo, hey, hey!

Yo, my name
is Terrence Redd.

I'm an artist, writer,
producer, engineer.

I do it all.

I've been playing mini golf
hardcore for six years.

I'm bringing the game.
I'm bringing the heat.

[ Rapping ]
♪ Swing high, swing low,
'cause anything goes ♪

♪ This ain't the PGA Tour,
but I do it like the pros ♪

♪ 250 Gs with the cheese,
get my ravioli ♪

♪ Hey, Ma, look at me,
I'm on "Holey Moley"! ♪

My name is Kevin VanDuser,
better known as Coach V,

and I just want to say ‐‐
bring it on, "Holey Moley."

I am a motivational speaker,

and I enjoy mentoring coaches to
not only just coach the athlete,

but coach the whole person.

The Holey Moley course
doesn't intimidate me.

Well, it can be
a little intimidating.

Every time we get
challenges in life,

we have two ways
to look at 'em ‐‐

we can run from 'em,
or we can run at 'em.

And I'm gonna run at
"Holey Moley."

Coach V will be up
first here on Polcano.

Good luck.

The thing you want
to look for here

on this shot up the side
of the volcano

is give it a run to that far
channel on the left side,

which will put you in prime
position on the green.

♪♪

Let's see, as he makes it
through the lava rocks,

where he lands.

If he can get in
that center channel...

Yes!
And he does!

It's a pole position
for Kevin VanDuser.

That's just good living
right there, Joe.
Sure is.

Jeannie Mai right in the middle
of all the VanDusers.

He has three sons
supporting him.

Here comes
Kevin VanDuser's ball

out of that
prime position chute.

♪♪

I don't know if I want
to see what's about
to happen here, Joe.

Ah, it's just a zip line with
an extra boost of power

into a giant pole.

Exactly. Take the stroke
penalty, save your body.

♪♪

Godspeed, sir.

Here goes VanDuser.

Can he hold on?

No chance.

Twisted, turned,
flung, and soaked.

Here's Kevin.

And ‐‐ Whoa!

There it is.
Look at that.

He really never
had a chance.
No.

It's almost like arm tackling
in football ‐‐

you got to get
the whole body involved.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nice reception for the
33‐year‐old rapper

from Culver City,
Terrence Redd.

Terrence just had
a newborn baby in January.

Oh, Terrence.

♪♪

Here's Redd.

That's a...

It'll make its way
through the lava rocks,

and he's hoping for the best
possible result.

Terrence: Over.

But it goes
into the rough.

It's okay.
It's alright.

There is his ball in
the rough here on Polcano.

Terrence has been a rapper now
for 10 years.

Let's go, kid!

It's gonna be interesting

to watch him "wrap"
around this pole

at about 100 miles
an hour.
[ Chuckles ]

Whoooo!

Damn!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ugh!

Ohh!
Ohh!

What?!
[ Chuckles ]

Whoo!
How is he smiling?

I don't know.

I know he had
a baby girl, Joe,

but I'm more concerned about
how his boys are doing.

[ Laughs ]

Here's the replay,
Riggle.

What?!
And...

Sha‐bam!

I'll tell you what, Joe ‐‐

if that's not a coconut tree,
it is now.

[ Laughs ]

We will take
a short break.
Wow!

And we will see
how that plays out

when we return
to "Holey Moley."

Unbelievable.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Tessitore:
Round 1 battle here

between Kevin VanDuser and
Terrence, the Rapping Golfer.

Whoo!

You got it, kid.

I'm a rapper.
Are you?

♪ When I'm walkin'
down the street ♪

♪ On my feet,
rockin' to the beat ♪

Are we in the midst
of a rap right now?

♪ 'Cause I love
to eat meat ♪

♪ Everywhere I greet
and give people treats ♪

I can do this
all day, Joe.

♪♪

Terrence Redd,
he lies 1 there,

while Kevin VanDuser,
who went into the water,

sits 2 right now.

He'll have to manage pace
coming out of this rough.

♪♪

And he doesn't at all,
so they both lie 2, Rob.

It takes away
all the advantage

of going through
the pole experience.

Yeah.
Now they're even.

♪♪

[ Crowd groans ]

Just didn't have
a good read on that.

So he lies 3.

It was terrible.
It was terrible.

Kevin VanDuser's gonna be
putting for the win.

Here we go, guys.
Send your dad some good vibes.

Good vibes,
good vibes.

Man: Sink it! In the hole!

[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!

Kevin VanDuser, say hello to
round number 2!

And one step closer

to that quarter of
a million dollar prize

in the season finale.

Hey, it is time
for Beaver Creek,

our last hole
of Round 1.

The golfers have to putt their
ball over the fallen tree,

hope to go through that middle
branch, get close to the pin.

Then our mini golfers have to go
over a rotating tree trunk.

But if you fall in the water,
that'll be a stroke penalty.

Josh McSpadden
and Tyger Riggs

will face off now
in a Round 1 matchup.

Tyger Riggs
is a college student.

He's from
Cedar City, Utah.

He's 22 years old.

And he dreams of owning
a brand‐new truck,

so he's brought along
his own lucky putter

to help him win
the quarter million dollars.

That'll buy
one hell of a big truck.

Josh McSpadden's a 40‐year‐old
from Corona, California,

who runs
a golf clothing line.

His grandmother introduced him
to mini golf.

She's now 92, and they still
play against each other

for 20 bucks a game.

Tyger: Whoo!
Good luck, man.

Here is
Josh McSpadden.

His grandmother has
made the trip.

Josh created his own version of
mini golf, called Taser Golf,

where when you miss the hole,
you have to Tase yourself.

The stakes couldn't be higher
on that game.

Yeah, I hope he doesn't
play that with his grandma.

As he goes over the log and gets
the middle branch,

and that helps him out with
great position on the green.

Now can he avoid the stroke
penalty on the logroll?

Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!

Somebody
phoned in the creek.

The log
is barely rolling.

This is the worst hole
I've ever seen.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, what's he gonna do?

Here's Josh McSpadden!

Oh,
and speed pays off.
Speed.

So he gets over
the rolling log.

He made it.
I can't believe that!

Speed it up!
Speed this up!

Here you go, Tyger.

Piece of cake.
Come on.

Tyger Riggs, his mom, Pam,
dad Stacey ‐‐

they have made the trip here
from Utah.

That looks less like
a celebration of his son

and more of
a glorified name tag.

Yes. I noticed they didn't spend
a lot of money on the signage.

That is
a "Hello, my name is."

Tyger Riggs.

He goes over the log, got to try
to get that middle branch,

and he doesn't.

He gets the branch
to the left,

and it kicks him
behind the sawdust

and the lumber there.

Alright, here we go.

And now here's Tyger Riggs

with his attempt
to get over Beaver Creek.

What the hell does he have
on his shirt?

Orange wedges?

I don't know. Confetti?
What is that?

Tyger.

Tyger ‐‐ Oh!

Nearly lost his balance
but makes it across.
Wow.

There you go.

I was more graceful.
Yeah, you were.

I was more graceful.
You were.

Riggle, your thoughts
on Tyger's shirt.

I believe they're phoenixes
rising from the ashes.

Do you really? You're gonna
go with phoenixes there?
Yeah.

I'm gonna go with phoenixes
rising from the ashes.

Hmm. Didn't see that.

Or the ancient
Aztec Thunderbird.

Mythical.

So, both of our competitors
sit 1.

Tyger Riggs, who put it
to the side of the green.

♪♪

Has the line.

Yes!
There it is.

Josh: Attaboy, Tyger.

So, a 2
for Tyger Riggs.

Josh McSpadden.

You better watch out here.

Must make
to force a putt‐off.

[ Crowd groans ]

Tyger Riggs ‐‐

he is through Beaver Creek
and round number 1!

That was a good fight, man.
Good fight.
That was fun.
That was a lot of fun.

Tessitore:
And the self‐proclaimed
Tyger Woods of Mini Golf

lands the final spot
in Round 2.

That's where he'll play for
the coveted plaid jacket

and that Golden Putter,

and, of course,
a chance to claim

the quarter million dollars
in the season finale.

♪♪

And now it's time for
an "Interview with a Master."

Double Dutch Courage,
Dragons Breath,

Frankenputt,
Putt the Plank ‐‐

all incredible holes.

Thank you.

Why ruin it
by creating a hole

with a theme
as lame as beavers?

Well, beavers are ‐‐ they're
industrious, they're efficient.

But the hole
still sucks!

It's Buns & Wieners
with a spinning log

'cause you ran
out of money!

Exactly.

And that was
an "Interview with a Master."

Ahh!
Coming up ‐‐
Dragons Breath,

right here
on "Holey Moley."

Stick around.

Aah!
You didn't tell me
the thing moved.

That could be
a real dragon!

It's a real dragon!
[ Roaring ]

♪♪

Tessitore:
Welcome back to "Holey Moley,"

where so far, four of the best
mini golfers on the planet

have secured their place
in Round 2.

Right now, we've got one of
the hardest holes

in all of mini golf,
and definitely the hottest.

It's Dragons Breath.

Golfers will put on
their shiniest armor,

gonna putt while
standing in the path

of dragons breathing
real fire.

You have to hit your ball into
one of the three holes

under the stone archway,

and the drawbridge will
drop down, allowing them in.

Nail the difficult
middle hole

and you get a chance
at a hole in one.

Will they be able to brave
the heat and sink their shot?

We're about to find out.

It's like that old saying ‐‐
"If you can't stand the heat,

get out of the giant
mini golf obstacle course."

Like knights of the realm
mounted upon trusty steeds.

Look at this. They're off
to slay anything ‐‐

or anyone ‐‐
in their way.

The first of
our second‐round battles

is between golf coach
Cynthia Navis

and former golf pro
Chelsea Kinard.

And there she is ‐‐
Cynthia Navis, the Pink Lady.

Cynthia was sensational
on Putt the Plank

in round number 1, when she beat
pro golfer Jessy Tang.

Cynthia: Okay.

[ Breathing heavily ]

♪♪

[ Dragons roar ]
Ooh!

Ohh!
Ohh!

I don't think she took
to that fireball

that was
right in her face.

Okay! Okay! Okay!

She's like, "Let me just
putt this thing

and get the hell
out of here."

[ Exhales sharply ]

Oh, it bounces back!

She missed it, and now she's
really gonna feel the heat.

No kidding.

Oh!

Oh, she's got
a shot here!

She's through!
Okay.

[ Applause ]

Off the back wall.

That's a nice putt
up against the chest.

So, she is on in 2
as that drawbridge comes down.

[ Dragons roar ]
One more fireball.

Everything is nice.

Right now,
everything is toasted.

[ Breathing heavily ]
She's breathing hard.

I need somebody to take this...
off so I can breathe.

[ Breathing heavily ]

Here, I'll trade ya.

You wanna go out there?
I'll trade you.

Oh. Okay.

[ Exhales deeply ]
There you go.

Yeah, there you go. That's that
settling breath right there.

That was a nice sigh.

That was
quite an experience.

A little bit
too much for me.

She is so happy
she signed up for this.

Time for Chelsea Kinard,

who destroyed Uranus
in just two strokes in Round 1.

Let's hope that bow in her hair
brings her as much luck

in the heat
of this battle.

[ Dragons roar ]

Oh, look at that flame.

Ooh!
Oh!

♪♪

She made it through!
Oh, what a shot!

Wow!
Wow!

One shot!

Chelsea Kinard gets through
in 1,

and she's right
to the side of that green.

And look at
the celebration.

"Fire me up,"
she says!

Chelsea Kinard.

[ Cheering ]

The bow stayed beautifully ‐‐
right in place, no problem.
Bow stayed perfectly well.

You wouldn't think that the bow
would stay in place like that.
Hair looks great.

These professional golfers
know what they're doing.

They really do.

She's got to go over
two graves.

Been putting through cemeteries
recently, Riggle?

Oddly enough, yes.

Now Chelsea Kinard
for the win.

And it went right.
It broke right.

She had the right speed.

It just caught the edge
of that grave.

Now Cynthia Navis,
as they both sit 2.

Cynthia:
I need relief.

That's a sentence
I say a lot.

Course Marshal Joe's got himself
an assistant marshal this year.

Who is this guy?

I believe it's
Course Marshal Colin.

Assistant
Course Marshal Colin.
Assistant
Course Marshal Colin.

We're still trying
to figure out who he is,

but he keeps the sunglasses on,
he keeps the beard going,

and, of course,
he's got a fake hand.

You've confirmed that
as prosthesis ‐‐ the left hand?

Uh, no, I have not,

but I feel confident in saying
that on national television

without
any further research.

Chelsea:
You can do it!

Cynthia Navis now trying to card
a 3 here on Dragons Breath.

♪♪

Oh, that was
a great effort!

Cynthia: So close!

And that means Chelsea Kinard
will be putting for the win.

Bring it.

There's still some work
to do here.

Retired pro, passionate,
lifelong golfer.

Kinard...

puts it in!
Yes!

Never a doubt.

We've just witnessed
true bow power,

as Chelsea Kinard becomes
the first player

to move into tonight's
final round.

♪♪

There it is.
There it is.

That's not real.
It's moving.

That's not real.
It's moving.

It's gripping.
It's fully functional.

Prosthetics these days have
all kinds of robotics

and abilities.

That is
a manufactured hand.

♪♪

And now it's time
for "The Hole Story"

with Rob Riggle.

Double Dutch Courage ‐‐ because
one Dutch just wasn't enough.

Golfers must get their ball
and themselves

through both windmills to
the green on the other side.

My advice for golfers
on this hole

is the same I would give
to a tourist

visiting the Netherlands ‐‐

don't attempt this in clogs.

"Aaah!"

[ Imitates thud, splat ]

Tessitore: So, here we go ‐‐
this is a Round 2 matchup

between the 22‐year‐old
Tyger Riggs

and the 61‐year‐old
Kevin VanDuser.

Well, good luck
to you, man.
You, too, man.

You, too, buddy.
Have fun.
Good luck.

This looks like
a father/son tournament.

Tessitore: It does.

We will start things off
with Tyger.

Remember, five blades ‐‐
an extra blade this year.

♪♪

Ooh, nice.

Good putt.

It's gonna ride that ridge,
take a kick,

and will settle down
along that right side.

Did we ever figure what was
on Tyger's shirt?

Yeah, I think
at one point,

you believed it was
a rising phoenix.
Phoenix? Yes.

I think it's a parrot.

Right now, all he cares about is
that the shirt stays dry.

Tyger: Ugh!
Oh, he made it!

Yeah, he disappeared
for a second,

He disappeared!
and then all of a sudden,
he appeared

on the other end
of the windmill.

Alright,
here's the replay.

Let's see if there was
some contact there.

Oh! There was
definitely fishtail!
Oh, there was!

You know, there is something
to be said

about the forward dive.

So, now the drawbridge
is gone.

Does he go with the same
approach of the headfirst dive?

He does!
Oh, and he lost
his footing.

Almost went in the drink
on a slip!

The college student Tyger Riggs
is on in 1.

Man, I got lucky on that one.
I totally slipped.

Boy, there's a look of concern
there, isn't it?

On Kevin VanDuser?

Either that or somebody
needs to wake him up.

Oh, he moved!

He's a mentor,
a motivational speaker.

♪♪

As he runs it up.

He's got a shot at this!

He's got a shot at this,
Riggle!

Oh, it just stays
on that side.

You never know.

Sometimes the angle will
just curl it around enough.

61‐year‐old trying to get
through the five blades.

Gets you a little dizzy.

[ Crowd groans ]
Ohh!

He nearly made it,
and then he gets hip‐checked!

Boy, I thought he had it,
Riggle.

So, he's picking
his moment.

He's thinking, "Why did
I do this? Why did I do this?

I hate this, I hate this,
I hate this."

And then he dove ‐‐
Ooh.

Ooh, and it really
was a hip check.

Yeah, that right hip's
gonna get you.
It just got him square.

♪ VanDuser, VanDuser,
he's not a loser ♪

That was
a complimentary song.

I like where you're going
with that, honestly.
Yeah.

♪♪

You just have to go
all‐in here.

He's already gotten
one stroke penalty.

He backs off again.

Here he goes!

He made it!

There you go.
How about it?

Kevin VanDuser ‐‐
he executed and delivered.

♪♪

Tyger Riggs now
for the win.

♪♪

Oh! Oh!

It stops short!

And it goes to the left.

And now he lies 2.

Dang it!

Kevin VanDuser, he lies 2.

♪♪

Looking for a 3!

Oh, come back!
On the comeback!

And he finds it
on the comeback!
On the comeback!

Who doesn't love a great
comeback roll?

What a great way to card a 3,
Kevin VanDuser!

Wow!

And now Riggs must
make this putt.

Has to make it
to force a putt‐off.

♪♪

Final's on the line.

And we will have a putt‐off here
on Double Dutch Courage.

I'm telling you, VanDuser's
giving Riggs all he can handle.

I loved the comeback.

Jeannie Mai with his sons
Kevin, Kyle, and Kody.

When you guys
found out that your dad

even submitted himself for
"Holey Moley,"

what did you think?

Oh, I thought he was crazy
'cause I had seen the show.

[ Laughing ]
Oh, God!

Ah, here comes
Deputy Course Marshal Colin

with his fake hand,
sunglasses, and now a scarf.

Now, have you confirmed
that the left hand is...?
No. I have not.

It's quite possible that
Course Marshal Joe

cut his hand off.

You're accusing
Course Marshal Joe ‐‐

I said it's possible.
I'm not accusing anybody.

♪♪

It's a parrot.
It's a parrot.

Those are parrots.
It is a parrot.

It has been
confirmed now

that the pattern on the shirt of
Tyger Riggs is parrots.

First putt
of the putt‐off.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Never in doubt.

So, now VanDuser will have to
match to stay alive,

trying to make
the final round.

♪♪

No!
Oh!

[ Crowd groans ]

Tyger Riggs is going on!

Well played, gentlemen.
Well played.

Coming up ‐‐
the final round

and a hole that will knock you
off your feet

harder and faster than any other
in "Holey Moley" history.

[ Crowd groans ]

We'll take a short break.
Be right back.

♪♪

Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."

We're about to put our final
two players to the test.

One of them's gonna walk away
with the plaid jacket,

The Golden Putter,
and most importantly,

a chance at
a $250,000 putt.

That'll come on Stephen Curry's
mysterious masterpiece

the Tomb of Nefertiti
in the season finale.

Time to hold your noses.

[ Screams in slow motion ]

Because it's
Hole Number Two,

where golfers have to
putt their ball

down a 30‐foot,
narrow strip,

then they got to make
a run for it, Rob,

because the occupants
of the Holey Moley Porta Puttys,

they finish their business and
they start opening up the doors,

and when that happens, you can
get knocked into the drink,

and if you go in the drink,
it's a stroke penalty.

[ Chuckling ] Oh, yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Final‐round action here
between Chelsea Kinard,

the 34‐year‐old
retired golf pro,

and Tyger Riggs, 22‐year‐old
college student from Utah.

You excited?

Good luck.
Good luck.

Tessitore:
Two high‐energy competitors.

♪♪

Chelsea had such success
on Uranus

before getting it done
on Dragons Breath.

She is putting down that
18‐inch‐wide land strip

along the porta potties.

She's got a very Cindy‐Lou Who
vibe going.

I agree.

♪♪

♪♪

Chelsea: Go! Go!

Slow roll

that doesn't even reach
towards that restroom sign.

How did it end up?
It's short.

Oh, short? Alright.

Tessitore: I don't mind it.
Riggle: Yeah.

Anytime you can take the ridge
out of play,

you're living well here on
Hole Number Two,

and that is the case
for Chelsea Kinard.

Alright, let's do this.

[ Cheering ]

You think she's
got the wheels?

My guess is no.

5 bucks she makes it.

You want a piece?

I'm down.
I got to know.

Let's go.
Got the juice.

Come on, Kinard.

[ Buzzer ]
Kinard, go!

Here she goes.
Here she goes!
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!

Ohh!
[ Laughs ]

Can't believe this.

Yes!
Where's my wallet?

Show me the money, Joe!

She's loving it.
She is loving it.

[ Laughs ]

She is celebrating.

Oh, wow, that's nice, Joe.
Thank you.

Does it smell good?
I'm sorry, I ‐‐

Yep.
No, that's the real deal.

I hate to do this, but ‐‐
No, that's the real deal.

You understand?
No. [ Chuckles ]

You got nothing
to worry about there.

Yeah, there's the watermark.
We're good.
And look at how disapp‐‐

See, Luche Libre's about
as disappointed as I am there.

♪♪

So, now some pressure
on Tyger Riggs.

Riggs is a 22‐year‐old
from Utah.

Came up with a victory
on Beaver Creek

and then impressed all of us
on Double Dutch Courage.

♪♪

That's a nice stroke.

See if it just gets to
the side ‐‐

that restroom sign.
No, no,
that's a terrible shot.

That's terrible!

[ Crowd groans ]

Worst‐case scenario.
Oh, he's gonna have to
punch out from there.

This is bad.

Oh, it could
get worse here

if he gets forced by one of
those porta potties

into the lagoon.

Then it'll be
a stroke penalty

on top of that bad position
on the green.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Tyger Riggs
ready to run.

[ Buzzer ]

Here he goes!
Here he goes!

Wow!

That is exactly
the kind of run

that I think
everybody should do.

Let it go ‐‐
full sprint.

That was like a cheetah.

Both of our competitors
remain dry.

How 'bout it?!

Tyger: It clipped me
right at the end.

I know.
You almost had it.

You had speed.

This is a great example of
athleticism and balance

that you have to have
to win a championship

on "Holey Moley,"

and that is what Chelsea Kinard
has shown here

on Hole Number Two.

Second stroke.

Can she finish it off?

♪♪

Good pace.

Good pace!

Riggle: Oh! What?!

Won't drop.
Right on the lip.

Seriously?!

Oh, my gosh!

That was
a fine‐looking putt.

That was a great putt.

And she will
tap in for the 3.

There it is.
And she's in for the 3.

So, now an opportunity does
exist for Tyger Riggs,

as he is behind
that restroom sign.

He'll have to punch out to the
side and then put it in.

What he wants to do is have the
straightest possible shot

to take the contour
of the ridge out.

♪♪

♪♪

And I think he may have done
that as best he can, Rob.

It's a play.
Smart play.
Thanks.

♪♪

Has to have it here
to force the putt‐off.

[ Crowd groans ]

Dang it!

Tessitore: Chelsea Kinard
is the champion tonight,

the 34‐year‐old
former golf pro...

Whoooooooo!

...will be
among the champions

trying to putt for
a quarter of a million dollars.

Her husband, Dave,
celebrating.

Perhaps riches could
be coming their way.

Fantastic putting
there, champ.

You feel good?

Steph, absolutely.

Try this on.

Hey, that looks
good on you.

How's it feel?

This feels amazing!

♪♪

Ready for
the finale?

I didn't come all this way
to finish second.

Can't wait to hoist
that trophy up!

We will see you next week for
more extreme mini golf

right here
on "Holey Moley."