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Previously,
on "Good Girls"...
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- It's a serial number.
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She keeps records
of her cash?
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- They're counterfeiters.
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You said you needed
a retainer,
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so this should cover it.
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I'm a D-bag,
so I know when I see one.
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Noah is FBI.
I told him stuff.
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He's not my boyfriend anymore.
- Maybe he should be.
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It would get him off our trail.
- With my vagina?
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I want to make it as easy
as possible for the kids.
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I need to protect my family.
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I would have made you
so happy.
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♪
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What are you doing?
- It was an accident.
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Yeah, I mean, he-
he ran behind the car.
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- Yeah.
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- She murdered him, Beth.
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We were about to do
the same thing.
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- Yeah, but we didn't.
- We made her call him.
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What are we supposed
to do with this?
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all: One-
- Oh, God, whoa!
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all: Two, three!
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It's Boomer.
I mean, it has to be, right?
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Yeah, I figured
I'd hold onto it for a bit.
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You know, just to be safe.
One man's trash...
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If he didn't have that body,
he couldn't hold it over us.
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♪
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Cooper's dog is eating
your new flowers.
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♪
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- What color was Boomer's hair?
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You'll never get me!
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♪
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You'll never take me alive!
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You want some?
You want some?
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How about you?
You want some?
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You can't get me!
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♪
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♪
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, wash up, boys.
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- What's for dinner?
- Macaroni.
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Where's Daddy?
- Sleeping.
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- Where?
- On the grass.
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- Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, Jeff!
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Okay, okay.
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- 911, what's your emergency?
- Um, it's my husband.
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He-
- Yes, ma'am?
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Ma'am, are you there?
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Ma'am, are you okay?
What happened?
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- Nothing, sorry.
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♪
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- Huh.
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- Hi, it's me again.
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So I'm just going to say this
because I don't know
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if you're, like,
in a meeting or something,
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but, um-we have
a little bit of a problem.
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I mean, it's not a problem yet,
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but it is definitely
a situation.
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Um, so...
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you know that jacket you wanted
us to get rid of a while back?
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We may have thrown away
the wrong jacket,
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and we obviously
need to find the right one
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before someone else does,
so if you could call me back
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so we could discuss this matter
in more detail, that would-
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- Hey, sorry.
- Hi.
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Uh, they're all ready
when you are.
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- Okay, one second.
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Okay, thank you.
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The most important thing
is it is not your fault.
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You are allowed
to feel sad, okay?
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Or angry.
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We love you
more than anything.
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And we are going to
get through this as a family.
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Does anyone
have any questions?
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- Do we get two Christmases?
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- Uh-
- Um-
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- It's-
- What about birthdays?
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Presents come from
both of you, right?
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So if you're not married,
then we should get double.
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- And two parties!
- Yeah!
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- Yay!
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These-these are all
smart questions.
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Does anyone have a question
that doesn't involve presents?
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Okay.
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- If anything comes to mind-
- Who's moving out?
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- No one yet.
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Are you mad at Daddy
because he got a new job?
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No!
Don't be silly.
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- Do you still love each other?
- Oh, buddy, yes.
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Of course we do.
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Then why can't you just
say you're sorry?
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That's what you
tell us to do.
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- It's...
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complicated.
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- No, it's not.
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- Sometimes, grown-ups...
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realize they want
different things.
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- So what do you want?
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♪
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- What's going on here?
- Nothing.
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- So we meet.
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You seduce me
on top of some produce.
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You break up with me.
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Then you get me drunk,
have your way with me.
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- And you're complaining?
- I'm just confused.
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- I date a lot of guys
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who pretend to be something
that they're not.
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- Here's the thing with me.
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What you see is what you get.
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- Romans, 7:15.
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"I do not understand
my own actions,
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"for I do not do what I want,
but I do the very thing I hate.
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"So now, it is no longer
I who do it,
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but the sin
that dwells within me."
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We are all sinners.
all: Amen.
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But continuing to do it,
whatever it is we're doing,
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day after day, week after week,
when we know better.
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Come on now, hm?
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That, my brothers and sisters,
may be the biggest sin of all.
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Who's with me?
all: Amen.
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- Let us pray.
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- But I want juice and cookies!
- We'll have some at home.
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All right,
let's hustle up, team.
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We don't have cookies
at home.
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- We'll make some.
- We're out of flour.
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- We'll get some.
- We're out of butter too.
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Hey, would you please go get
your damn coats, please?
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- I'll buy you a cookie, okay?
- It's a great sermon, huh?
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Oh, I love it when a reverend
tells it like it is.
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Is it usually that raunchy?
- Yes.
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Is he going to take
Daddy again?
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- No, everything's fine.
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I'm still hoping
we can work it out.
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You know what?
These cookies, they're on me.
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Hey, man, we don't
want your money.
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Good, because this ain't
real money.
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You know what this is?
- Stan.
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- Uh-oh, she knows.
- Let's go.
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Let's just go, baby.
- This here is motive.
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The grocery store manager
figured out your hustle,
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so he had to go, right?
- What are you talking about?
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I'm saying
when there's motive,
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you don't really
need a body anymore.
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- What do you want from us?
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I want you home
making cookies with your kids,
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but you only get that
if you take my deal.
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- It's Sunday, man.
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The train is leaving
the station.
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I'm trying to save you guys
a couple of seats.
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- Talk to our lawyer.
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♪
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- You play Monopoly?
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Because this here
is Monopoly money.
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American...
all: Wheel Deal!
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- Hey, you got that guarantee?
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all: Upfront pricing
can't be beat!
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- Do you have a car for me?
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all: Yes, we do.
We guarantee!
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I'm ready to go.
Are you guys ready to go?
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- Yes!
- Get out there!
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- Hey, yeah, all right.
- All right.
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Hey, don't worry.
You'll-you'll get it.
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- It's so clever.
- Hm.
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Hey, what gets you
out of bed, man?
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- Usually my kids.
- Walk with me.
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Or I've got this app
on my phone that plays,
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like, sounds of,
like, the forest.
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- No, no, I'm saying, what-
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what puts your feet
on the ground
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and gets that heart pumping?
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- Making deals?
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That's what
I'm talking about.
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- Yeah, I'm a closer, dog.
- Ooh, yeah!
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- I've been moving cars longer
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than some of these kids
have been alive.
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- Sing it, sister.
- I can sell snow to an Eskimo!
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- Now, we don't do that here.
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- What do you mean?
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I know it says that, but-
- It's-it's our promise.
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- Oh.
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Well, where's the fun in that?
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- Hey, you got that guarantee?
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all: Upfront pricing
can't be beat!
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- Do you have a car for me?
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all: Yes, we do.
We guarantee!
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- Welcome aboard.
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Mary Pat!
Open up!
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It's real dark
in this hellhole.
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There are no diapers
in her trash.
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Just a bunch of coupons.
- When did they expire?
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- Like, two months ago.
- No!
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- Where is this bitch?
- I don't know.
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But she is going
to go down for this,
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because at this point,
the only murder
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that I would willingly
do time for is hers.
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And then he'd have us
on three bodies.
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Two of them
we have nothing to do with!
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She kills Boomer and then
gives us some rando?
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I mean, how many bodies
does she have in there?
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Turner doesn't care.
You should have seen his face.
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Okay, bye.
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Thinks she's got it all
wrapped up with a little bow.
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- What are you doing?
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Oh.
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What the hell?
What is she doing?
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Oh. Smart.
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- Jesus.
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♪
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♪ Hold your banana,
my heart beats like a bongo ♪
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♪ Papaya, ripe and ready,
pepino cherry combo ♪
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♪ Blend the make-love juice,
forget about the ice ♪
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♪ I like it hot and sweaty
with a little bit of spice ♪
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♪ Hey, you come
and be my thing, thing ♪
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♪
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Funny money
is popping up all over.
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See if you can tie it back.
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Okay.
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♪
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♪ Come bring the carnitas
while I chop the tomatoes ♪
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♪ Then get your jalapeño,
together, we make tacos ♪
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♪
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Maybe you didn't
totally get it,
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but I wasn't actually talking
about a jacket.
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Hel-hello?
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- This mailbox is full.
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- It's doing that thing again!
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- Okay.
- What?
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Dude, you've gone full
Favreau.
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- You got to chill.
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- It's on him, too.
- All right.
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- He needs to know.
- I think he probably knows.
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- You left him 30 messages.
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Can I please
have my phone back?
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I am totally chill!
I am allowed to be not chill.
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I'm about to be arrested
for murder.
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And if homie gave two craps,
you would have heard something.
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Come on, who doesn't love
a free pancake breakfast?
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- With Jesus, no less.
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- Yo, check it.
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I don't know, you guys.
I'm not sure.
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You're going to have
to ask him yourself,
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because I don't know
if Jesus eats sausage.
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But I do know
that he drinks red wine,
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and those things go together
great, so probably...
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- Not on my watch!
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That bitch moves
like a gazelle.
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- Hi, guys.
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- How's school?
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- Okay, one at a time.
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♪
252
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,884
Here you go.
- Thank you.
253
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,451
- Thank you.
254
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,371
♪
255
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,547
You don't want
juice and crackers?
256
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,942
We have a tree house out back.
257
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:18,211
♪
258
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,609
Start talking.
259
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,841
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
260
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,540
What's that?
- Ice cream.
261
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,847
- Yeah, other-other freezer.
262
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:55,509
- Is Daddy with Santa Claus?
- Yep.
263
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,120
And I bet he's met
the tooth fairy, too.
264
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,558
- No way.
- Way.
265
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,778
- Why can't I tell my class?
266
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:13,527
Well, because even though
Daddy is in heaven,
267
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,920
he's still helping us.
- How?
268
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:19,924
He pays for this house
and your toys.
269
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,579
The ice cream.
270
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,408
And if people knew
that he was gone,
271
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:28,629
then he couldn't
help us anymore.
272
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,848
Does that make sense?
273
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:36,637
- Can I have sprinkles?
- Yeah!
274
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,249
I mean, it wouldn't be ice
cream without sprinkles, right?
275
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,425
Hey, little man.
Where's my sundae?
276
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,341
- Is he my new Daddy?
277
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:51,782
No one's ever going
to replace your daddy, okay?
278
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,480
- Who is he, then?
279
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,440
- He's just a special friend.
280
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,921
- Hey, open up!
281
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,792
Where do you think
you're going, huh?
282
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,144
Stupid bitch,
open the damn door!
283
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,755
Let's go!
What the hell?
284
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,456
- ♪ I'll be the hero
285
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,459
♪ You've been dreaming of
286
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:20,071
♪ We'll live forever
287
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,291
♪ Knowing together
288
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:29,168
♪ That we did it all
for the glory of love ♪
289
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,866
♪
290
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:35,174
♪ It's like a knight
in shining armor ♪
291
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,438
♪ From a long time ago
292
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,702
♪ Just in time,
I'll save the day ♪
293
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:45,880
♪ Take you to my castle
far away ♪
294
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:04,377
♪ I am the man who will fight
for your honor ♪
295
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:10,905
♪ I'll be the hero
that you're dreaming of ♪
296
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,864
♪ We're going to
live forever ♪
297
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,998
♪ Knowing together
298
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:23,134
♪ That we did it all
for the glory of love ♪
299
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:39,368
♪ We'll live forever
300
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,936
♪ Knowing together
301
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:48,072
♪ That we did it all
for the glory of love ♪
302
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,858
- Okay.
303
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,729
Sure.
304
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,080
Thank you, I-
305
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,648
yeah, I just didn't know
who else to call, so...
306
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:02,348
All right, I'll-
I'll see you soon, then.
307
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,741
Okay.
308
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:08,049
- Mom, we're hungry.
- Oh.
309
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:11,052
Well, what are we waiting for,
right?
310
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:28,591
♪
311
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,523
Let's get you out of here,
get inside.
312
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,830
Okay, can you get the door?
313
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,923
Hey, here.
Take-take that.
314
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,446
Okay.
315
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:59,492
Hold on, now.
Wait for me.
316
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,732
I didn't want it to smell.
317
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,866
- Okay.
- And, um...
318
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:29,391
Jeff used-used to hunt,
so we have-
319
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:32,655
um, we have a-a meat freezer.
320
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:36,050
Well, that
still makes sense.
321
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:40,359
Yeah, except he just
got so bloated.
322
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,186
I think that's because, um-
323
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:46,887
you know, all the gasses that
get, like, trapped inside.
324
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:52,327
So, then he-
then he wouldn't fit.
325
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,024
- What do you mean?
326
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,026
I mean,
there was just, like-
327
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:59,029
like too much
of him to-you know.
328
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:03,382
At first.
- Oh, no, no, no.
329
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,428
You know those, um-
those electric knives
330
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:09,388
like you use at-
like, at Thanksgiving?
331
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:18,701
♪
332
00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,790
Any questions?
333
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,142
- So we call the cops.
334
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:26,622
- We do?
- Yeah.
335
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,233
You want to explain that
we dumped the wrong body?
336
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,714
You'd rather get put away for
murdering a guy who's not dead?
337
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,412
I don't want to go away
for anything.
338
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,544
She chopped up her husband
into tiny little pieces
339
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,241
and stored him like
a TV dinner,
340
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:40,723
then ran over her boyfriend.
She's a "Dateline" story.
341
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,246
She is crazy.
She is, like-
342
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,945
- She's a victim.
343
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,690
Boomer raped her.
344
00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,744
- Where are you going?
345
00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:05,661
He's out there, living it up,
while we take the fall.
346
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:09,317
He's going to
get us out of this.
347
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:20,981
Excuse me.
I want my mommy.
348
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:30,512
Okay.
I'll go get her.
349
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,906
You stay here.
350
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,662
- She got a little tied up.
351
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:53,796
Hey, Jonathan.
Hey, what's up, Sasha?
352
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,538
Hey, yay yay!
- Hey.
353
00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:57,974
- Hey.
- Heard you made a sale.
354
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:02,022
Put an extra three grand
in your pocket.
355
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,851
What does "no haggle"
mean to you, Dean?
356
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:06,896
Oh, believe me,
there was no haggling.
357
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,550
Guy didn't know what hit him.
358
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,119
It-it's not what we do.
359
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:15,339
Our customers trust us
because when they come in,
360
00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:16,906
they get the listed price.
361
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,518
And what do you do?
You-you go and sell for more.
362
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:20,519
You're going to
call the guy back.
363
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,694
- The hell I am.
364
00:25:21,737 --> 00:25:24,523
You're going to give him
a refund.
365
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,310
- How old are you, Calvin?
- I'm 26.
366
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:32,008
Let me paint you a picture
of the next 26.
367
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,706
You're going to wake up
with a house full of kids
368
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:36,186
you have to feed
and a wife who hates you.
369
00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:37,753
And what's the one thing
that's going to
370
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:40,060
get you out of bed
every single morning?
371
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:42,845
It won't be toeing the company
line with these other sheep.
372
00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:44,978
Why don't you take five
in the Wheel Deal lounge?
373
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:47,154
People pay
for what they love,
374
00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:49,460
and it's my job
to make them love it.
375
00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:51,767
That's the art.
376
00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,510
I can't sell cars
from a vending machine.
377
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,904
- Okay, you won't.
- Thank you.
378
00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,341
Because you don't
work here anymore.
379
00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:06,521
There's a charge
on my credit card bill
380
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,218
that I don't recognize.
381
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:09,524
Can you call again?
382
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,701
Marion, I think
you should sit down.
383
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:15,269
- Industrial Power something.
384
00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:18,751
Yeah, but that's not
the people I use.
385
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:22,842
- Leslie's alive.
386
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,108
This cook top
is driving me crazy.
387
00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:31,590
I can never
get this thing clean.
388
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:33,983
It's caked in grease.
389
00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:37,813
Listen, I-I really
need to find him.
390
00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:41,687
Maybe if-if you really
go at it with the steel wool
391
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,384
like you did the last time.
392
00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:47,997
- Have you seen him?
- Maybe even a sharp knife.
393
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,434
Harold used a chopstick once.
394
00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:53,394
Marion, did you hear
what I said?
395
00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:59,182
- How do you know?
396
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:03,578
- I just know.
- That can't be true.
397
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,319
- It is, Marion.
398
00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:08,888
So he would let me cry myself
to sleep for months
399
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:12,239
without even so much
as a phone call?
400
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,417
- I'm sorry.
401
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,902
There's oatmeal raisin
in the icebox.
402
00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:25,644
Take some for your son.
403
00:27:30,823 --> 00:27:34,087
♪
404
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,742
You know, and now, he's
coming to our place of worship.
405
00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,091
You know, when our kids
are there.
406
00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:39,701
I mean, this man
is out of control.
407
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,311
- Is Tara sick or something?
408
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:42,835
We haven't gotten
our coffee yet.
409
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,837
He needs to be
put in his place.
410
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,317
She's usually taken
our order by now, so...
411
00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:48,579
- Yo, can we sue him?
412
00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:49,929
Yeah, for, like,
harassment or something?
413
00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:51,495
There-there were
witnesses there, right?
414
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:54,194
Oh, I'm going to have a chat
with him in the morning.
415
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:56,979
Yes, see, now,
that's what I'm talking about.
416
00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:59,852
I'm going in
to be deposed.
417
00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:04,683
- Um, hold on.
418
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,772
What-what about
attorney/client privilege?
419
00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:08,164
- Can they just do that?
420
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,427
Oh, they can do it
when a firm deposits
421
00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:13,343
30 grand in counterfeit cash.
422
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:16,042
You're going to need
a good lawyer.
423
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:39,195
- Can I have another meatball?
424
00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:41,067
- Of course.
425
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,946
So is this where
we're going to eat?
426
00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,731
- What do you mean?
427
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:56,038
Like, now that
you're divorced.
428
00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:05,918
I just thought
it would be nice.
429
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:23,239
So how was everybody's day?
430
00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:25,154
- Uh...
431
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,071
Oh, no.
No, no, don't-don't rub it in.
432
00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:32,118
It'll make it worse.
Kenny, go get some club soda.
433
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,853
- How was your day, dear?
434
00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:37,052
I'm sorry,
I have to take this.
435
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,255
- What's up?
436
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:09,215
- Did you get my messages?
- Yeah, I'm here, right?
437
00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:10,520
- I left 15.
438
00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:13,436
And a few with
the emoji's eyes crossed out.
439
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,397
- Where were you?
- I was at Legoland.
440
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,702
- Are you serious?
441
00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:20,182
Yeah, it's
a really nice place.
442
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:22,358
- You went on vacation?
- Yeah, with my kid.
443
00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:24,491
- Sounds fun.
- Yeah, yeah, it's real dope.
444
00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:26,188
You know,
everything is Lego there.
445
00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:28,408
They got a Lego Vegas Strip,
Golden Gate Bridge.
446
00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:31,367
I'm about to be
arrested for murder.
447
00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:35,197
That sucks.
448
00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:37,286
And you couldn't
return a text?
449
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:40,072
Hey, I don't work
while on vacation.
450
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:45,033
That's what I am?
Work?
451
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,342
- Pretty much, yeah.
452
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:57,176
- That's it?
- That's it.
453
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:03,530
Oh, one thing
you should know.
454
00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:08,404
Your money's cooked.
The feds know everything.
455
00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:11,712
Welcome back, boss.
456
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:23,376
♪
457
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:25,291
- Did you see that combo?
458
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,989
Oh, this is just
way harder sober.
459
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:30,252
Come on, get in on this!
460
00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:38,086
What are you doing?
461
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:41,133
How do you know
if a melon is ripe?
462
00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,439
- What?
- Just tell me.
463
00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:47,313
- You smell the rind.
464
00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:51,578
And how long is milk good
after its sell-by date?
465
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,101
- What-what is this?
- Just tell me.
466
00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:55,060
How many days?
- I don't know.
467
00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:56,713
- You know why that is?
468
00:32:58,367 --> 00:33:02,023
Because you are a terrible
grocery store manager.
469
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,982
You had to turn the shower on
to tell me that?
470
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:07,028
- And you're FBI!
471
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:33,750
I'm going to need you
to say it.
472
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:42,368
- I love you.
473
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:53,248
- So what happens next?
474
00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:58,340
Your friend paid her lawyer
in counterfeit.
475
00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:01,343
And that's going to link you
to the murder.
476
00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:05,130
- I meant with us.
477
00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:09,221
- We'll figure something out.
478
00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:14,704
- If by "figure something out,"
479
00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:18,099
you mean "turn on my sister..."
480
00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:28,457
We'll figure
something else out.
481
00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:41,688
- Are you guys taking a shower?
482
00:34:41,731 --> 00:34:45,953
- Uh, yeah.
- No, no.
483
00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:49,087
There was a weird bug
in the tub,
484
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,089
and it wouldn't
go down the drain.
485
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,265
- Yeah, we-we almost got him.
486
00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:56,920
- Okay, that's also weird.
487
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,217
- I can do that.
488
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:38,223
I put your, uh,
plate in the oven.
489
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,491
The kids are already up in bed.
490
00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:53,107
- Are you okay?
491
00:35:57,590 --> 00:36:00,158
I don't want to work
for anyone else.
492
00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:04,162
- Me neither.
493
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:16,174
- So...
494
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:19,916
what do you want?
495
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,180
- I want to keep my kids.
496
00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:26,184
- I-I found this thing online.
497
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:29,665
It's called, I don't know,
223, or something.
498
00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:32,494
Anyways, we would rent a place,
and the kids would stay here.
499
00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:34,627
And then you and I
would switch off
500
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:37,543
every couple of days,
and, you know,
501
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:40,415
split weekends
and holidays and stuff.
502
00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:43,810
- Okay.
503
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:47,074
But we would have to figure
some stuff out.
504
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,773
- Thank you.
505
00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:55,561
- I got fired.
506
00:37:00,392 --> 00:37:03,090
Those shirts
are stupid, anyway.
507
00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:24,242
♪
508
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,077
- He asleep?
509
00:37:34,121 --> 00:37:35,775
He's doing that
fake snoring thing,
510
00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:38,430
and I definitely felt action
figures under the pillow.
511
00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:39,822
Oh, yeah,
them things came out
512
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,302
as soon as you shut the door.
513
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:43,652
So what do you want to do here?
514
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:46,089
When was the last time
we checked these things?
515
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,874
- Um, never.
- Okay.
516
00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:50,180
I'm doing the kids' rooms, too.
517
00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:51,834
There are other lawyers,
right?
518
00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:54,576
Oh, um-I also swapped out
the outside lights for LEDs,
519
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,448
so those'll be good for, like,
another five years.
520
00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:59,755
- We got to get one.
- I already got one, babe.
521
00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:02,410
I called the court-appointed
guy back.
522
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:06,327
- He wants you to plead guilty.
- Hear me out.
523
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,373
- No.
- It's-it's five years max.
524
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,678
If I go in before Christmas,
525
00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:12,202
I'll be out before Sara
graduates.
526
00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,379
- Absolutely not.
- I'll still be here in time
527
00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:15,771
enough to teach Little Money
how to drive.
528
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,599
You know that's going to be
an ordeal,
529
00:38:17,643 --> 00:38:19,340
because my man can't even
ride his bike straight, so...
530
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,429
- Can I sleep in your bed?
531
00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:23,562
- No.
- Sure.
532
00:38:26,129 --> 00:38:28,436
But if I get kicked
in the head,
533
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,959
you get kicked to the curb.
534
00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:31,570
- Deal.
535
00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:39,360
♪
536
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:43,669
♪ At first,
it wasn't light ♪
537
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:52,504
♪ I went along for the ride
538
00:38:54,419 --> 00:39:00,425
♪ I was a fly on your wall
539
00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:08,650
♪ To see the height
of it all ♪
540
00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:15,744
♪
541
00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:37,853
- Oh, what on Earth?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
542
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,725
Did I wake you?
543
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,647
- What-what are you doing?
544
00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:54,348
I get you groceries.
I pick up your dry cleaning.
545
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,611
And the appointments, Jesus.
546
00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:58,483
You spend more time
at the doctor-
547
00:39:58,526 --> 00:40:01,181
and who even goes to
the post office anymore?
548
00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:03,052
You know you can just
do it all online.
549
00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:05,925
- Well, I like to visit.
- Thank you, I'm aware of that.
550
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:08,275
You introduce me
to every single person
551
00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:09,885
every time we're there!
552
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:13,280
- What is this all about?
- And you know the worst part?
553
00:40:15,064 --> 00:40:17,415
I was happy to do it.
554
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:20,287
Because I thought
we were friends.
555
00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:22,550
- We are friends.
556
00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:28,513
- Where is he?
- Who?
557
00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:33,082
I am so sick of everyone
lying to me.
558
00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:34,910
I don't know
what you're talking about.
559
00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:40,263
Okay, okay, so the-
the Fleshlight is yours?
560
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,831
- What flashlight?
- Not flash.
561
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:45,617
Flesh, with an E.
562
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:49,272
- I don't even know-
- Boomer bought it!
563
00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:52,014
There is literally
no other explanation!
564
00:40:55,496 --> 00:41:00,109
My credit card was stolen
at the salon.
565
00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:03,417
They fired the girl in front.
566
00:41:09,815 --> 00:41:12,034
- Besides that.
567
00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:24,438
I'm sorry.
- I-I think you should leave.
568
00:41:58,341 --> 00:42:02,868
Marion, I thought you might
want your key back.
569
00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:10,615
♪
570
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:12,878
- Annie Banannie.
571
00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:19,841
♪ We're going
to give you everything ♪
572
00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,669
♪ You've ever wanted
573
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:24,150
♪ Hang a banner
with your name upon it ♪
574
00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:27,370
♪ Pour three shots in a glass,
call it a martini ♪
575
00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:30,460
♪ All you got to do is
put on this little bikini ♪
576
00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:34,290
♪ And dance!
577
00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:37,337
♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-dance!
578
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:39,208
♪ Dance
579
00:42:39,252 --> 00:42:46,476
♪
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