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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,482 Jj 2 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,940 Hm. 3 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,647 Hello, ros. 4 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,989 How's that novel you're working on? 5 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,743 It's okay, if you like scrumpled pieces of paper in a bin. 6 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,913 You just haven't found your story yet. 7 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,545 What's this one about? 8 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,335 Um... 9 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,422 Oh, kids, magic... 10 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,849 Wishes that cause trouble. 11 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,016 Sounds a bit young. 12 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,564 Oh, no one's too old for wishes. 13 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:34,980 Let's go, monkey. 14 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,903 Oh, no, no. No charge. 15 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,114 Thank you. 16 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,739 Is that gel in your hair? 17 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,821 Come on, we're in a rush. Why? 18 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,781 It looks weird. 19 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,037 - How weird? - Really weird. 20 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,346 There you are! 21 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,469 You are coming with me, young lady. 22 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,266 - I'm busy. - Busy? 23 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,720 This is not busy. 24 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,521 I'm making friends. 25 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,769 You said I should make friends, right? 26 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,647 Friends? This is not what a friend looks like. 27 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:20,322 This... this is a mugshot on the six o'clock news. 28 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,726 You're lucky I don't call the cops. 29 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,072 Go ahead. Any luck, I'll get deported. 30 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,280 Jj 31 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,372 Robbie... 32 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,206 I thought I asked you to pack! 33 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,342 What good is that? 34 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,742 What are you thinking about wearing for underpants? 35 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,527 Because those games cartridges are not gonna supply adequate coverage. 36 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,392 Come on, bit of action, please! 37 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,625 I just don't know what's wrong with you, smash. 38 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,670 I've got a good mind not to take you on this vacation at all. 39 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,123 So don't. Take me somewhere good. 40 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,629 - Like back home. - We are home. 41 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,212 This sucky little country? Have you seen what they eat? 42 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,844 Mushy peas. They eat mushy peas, mom. 43 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,345 And they drive on the left! 44 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,345 Oh, my gosh, you almost killed us! 45 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:40,561 You're gonna absolutely love this place, guys, I promise. 46 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,941 - Is there a phone signal? - I hope not. 47 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,649 Imagine that, Robbie? All that peace and tranquility. 48 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,234 Romping in the dunes. 49 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:51,743 And there's a... There's a bit of a surprise. 50 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,327 - Is there Wi-Fi? - No, there's no Wi-Fi. 51 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,413 - Is that the surprise? - No. 52 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:02,921 - It isn't a very good surprise. - Well, it's not the surprise. 53 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,629 What if mum wants to phone us? What if she's having a crisis? 54 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,681 Mummy's a big girl, she can look after herself. 55 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:16,142 Robbie, if you play that thing all the way, you're gonna be sick. 56 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,475 Jj 57 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,818 See? I've been packed for weeks. 58 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,015 I did mention we're going to the British coast, right? 59 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,324 You are, maybe. 60 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,451 This is my luggage for the Seychelles, 61 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,750 where I'm moving soon as dad makes the call. 62 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,623 Smash... 63 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,829 Smash, I don't think your dad is... 64 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,006 Smash! Smash! 65 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,833 Hey, Maudie! 66 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:47,135 - You wanna fly? - Yeah! Fly! 67 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,692 - What is this? - This is... 68 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,359 It's just some sounds I'm getting in to. 69 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,152 Some new ones. Gotta, uh... 70 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,360 They're quite cool, these guys, actually. They're a... 71 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,859 Um... band. 72 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,579 What do you think the surprise is gonna be? 73 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:19,246 - Nothing good. - What if it's mum? 74 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,170 What if they're getting back together? It'd be like before. 75 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:25,624 Long silences and emotional repression? 76 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:30,008 Shh. Before that, when it was all all right. 77 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:52,526 There's white sand beaches in the Seychelles, and flamingos. 78 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:55,112 And probably tension, and civil unrest. 79 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,288 There's no unrest in the Seychelles. 80 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,582 Your father's there, give them time. 81 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,287 What is this? 82 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:10,298 Oh, no, you have got to be kidding me? 83 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,300 What? I can cook. 84 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,882 Well, I'm a mom, aren't I? 85 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,638 Moms are supposed to cook. 86 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,469 I don't wanna get poisoned. 87 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,399 - You can't cook! - You'll see. 88 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,772 You can't cook! 89 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,523 Jj 90 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:50,175 So... what do you think? 91 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,001 I feel sick. 92 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,758 Just keep calm, deep breaths. 93 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,806 In through the nose, out through the mouth. 94 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,725 - It's coming out. - Well, try to keep it in. 95 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,856 - There you go, darling. - Thanks. 96 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,485 Deep breaths. 97 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,485 Mum! 98 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,426 Who are they? 99 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,755 Let's go inside. 100 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,317 Uh... 101 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:35,488 Maudie, smash, this is David. 102 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:41,327 Guys, I'd like you to meet Alice. 103 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,312 You should know your mum talks about you girls all the time. 104 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,874 Oh, what a coincidence. She doesn't talk about you at all. 105 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,002 Why are you holding hands? 106 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,715 Well, um... 107 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,636 We have something to tell you. 108 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,143 I feel sick. 109 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,350 Ros, Robbie... 110 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,227 Your dad and I, well, um... 111 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:18,235 We've been, well, we've been, um... 112 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,817 We've been seeing each other. 113 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,369 That is revolting! 114 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,823 - Hey, smash. - Can we go home, please? 115 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,705 Wait, when you say "seeing each other," 116 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,082 you mean seeing each other? 117 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,111 Look, this holiday's a great opportunity for everyone to get to know each other. 118 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,376 Come on. What do you say? 119 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,140 Great going, mom. 120 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,644 You ruined my life. Again. 121 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,267 I'm going to my room. 122 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,774 Okay. Let's go unpack... 123 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,117 But... but what about mum? 124 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,405 Ros, mum's not... 125 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,915 Hey! 126 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,710 That's my room! I was here first! 127 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,662 Are you kidding me? It's my room! 128 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,964 I said get out! 129 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,843 Stop it! It's my room now! 130 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,466 I was here first! 131 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,094 - Stop it, go away! - It's my room! 132 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,946 This is my half. Stay out. 133 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,159 Who brings books on a holiday? 134 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,287 - People who can read. - People with no lives. 135 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,881 Look at these losers. 136 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,509 (Get off that. 137 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,641 Hey... 138 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,939 Look, we're gonna make it work, for all of them. 139 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,442 Yes, we are. 140 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,393 - Is that...? - Yes. 141 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,231 Oh! 142 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,941 Get off of me! 143 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,529 - You get off of me! - Stop it! 144 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,990 Hey! 145 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,822 - Both of you, calm down. - She started it! 146 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,203 - She started it! - Smash, you're just impossible. 147 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,831 - I don't wanna be here! - I don't want to be here! 148 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,958 Right! I have an idea. 149 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,382 Why don't we all go... for a picnic? 150 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,969 Jj 151 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,638 This place is gross. 152 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,219 Smash, try to be nice. 153 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,021 How? There's all this gross stuff on my shoe. 154 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,503 Tell you what, why don't we play a game? 155 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:01,315 I spy with my little eye, something beginning with w. 156 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,271 Weirdo. 157 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,652 Maudie, David is not a weirdo. 158 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,324 - Oh. - Hello! 159 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:14,078 You must be the new tenants over at the cottage. 160 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,500 You must be Mr. Trent from the, uh... 161 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,829 The mansion? Yes, that's right, I live in 2A mansion. 162 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,915 This is all part of my estate. 163 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,626 This is, um, quite some backyard you got here. 164 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:30,132 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't quite understand what you're saying. 165 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,308 Oh! 166 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,762 - Alice is American. - Ah! You're an American. 167 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,857 For a moment I thought you had a speech impediment. 168 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,936 And you've got... four children! 169 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,737 You have been busy, haven't you? 170 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,531 Oh, no. They're not all of our... 171 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,404 No, we're still getting to know each other. 172 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,077 - As if we have a choice. - Smash, please. 173 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,615 And this is Alice's daughter. 174 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:59,168 Oh, and for some reason you've called her smash. 175 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,664 How delightful. Who's the rest of the crew? 176 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,545 Crash, bang and wallop? 177 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:10,171 Oh, my... well, that is extraordinary. 178 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,387 You... 179 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,434 You, don't move. 180 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,555 Brilliant. 181 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,194 Oh! And one of the rest of you. 182 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,772 Well, better be getting back to the old mansion. 183 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,449 Do let me know if you need, uh... 184 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,286 - Anything? - Yeah. 185 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,535 That would go there as a noun, wouldn't it? 186 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,958 Anything. Anything. Anything. 187 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,747 He seems like a very interesting fellow. 188 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,583 Shall we? W. 189 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,886 - Anyone? - Water? 190 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,009 Very good. 191 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,569 Why do you call her smash? 192 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,487 Her real name's Samantha. 193 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,622 Excuse me. 194 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,374 Hey. 195 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,020 Hey! Give it back! 196 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,189 - You want it? - Smash. 197 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,643 Hey! Give that back now, Samantha! 198 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,400 - Don't call me that. - Give me that back! 199 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,032 Give it back! 200 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,953 Give it back! 201 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,619 Jj 202 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,091 Smash? 203 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,504 Smash, are you all right?! 204 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,966 - Smash? - It's a tunnel. 205 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,562 - Where does it go? - Away from you. 206 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,560 We should tell someone. She... she might get hurt. 207 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,642 - She's got my game. - Robbie! 208 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,227 Robbie, come back! 209 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,985 - Wait for me! - Maudie, no. Come back. 210 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,153 Oh... 211 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,404 Jj 212 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,461 Maudie! 213 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,165 Maudie! 214 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,598 Maudie! Maudie, come back! 215 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,059 Give it! 216 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,737 - Poor little Robbie. - Give it! 217 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,085 Robbie, be careful, just... 218 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,339 - It's dangerous! - You wanna see dangerous? 219 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,962 Smash, come down! 220 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,132 You're frightening Maudie! 221 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,770 Hey, Robbie hood. Fetch. 222 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,191 Smash! 223 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,154 Come on, kid. What you scared of? 224 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,030 Fairy? 225 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,854 It's got my shoe! It's got my shoe! 226 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,231 Oh, it's got my shoe! 227 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,920 Run, Maudie! Run to the rocks! 228 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,741 Maudie, come here, come here, come here. 229 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,761 Jj 230 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,076 Nol 231 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,673 Here. 232 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,685 It's coming! 233 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,403 Hmm? 234 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,655 What the...? 235 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,327 I can hit it! Shall I hit it?! 236 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:11,533 No! Hit her, she's hurting me! 237 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,208 Did it just speak? 238 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,708 Speak? That was angry shouting. 239 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,959 If I was gonna speak, I would have said something like, 240 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,840 "oh! What's that?!" 241 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,849 Fine, you got me. What do you want? 242 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,476 My sister's shoe. 243 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,273 I don't know what you're talking about. 244 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,476 You stole it right off her foot. 245 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:43,031 Anything that touches this beach is an offering to the psammead. 246 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:46,530 - Psammead? - Yes, hello. 247 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,327 I'll take most offerings, I'm not fussy. 248 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,249 I know this. This is from my book, five children and it. 249 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,919 The kids, they find this thing and it gives them wishes. 250 00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,749 One a day, but nothing longer than a sentence. 251 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,379 But you don't want to wish. 252 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,131 They never work out. 253 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,086 There's consequences. 254 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,720 Something unfortunate happens, you blame me, I get a bad name. 255 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,391 Wishes are bad news. 256 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,891 I wish I was the best climber in the world. 257 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,233 Was that it? 258 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,786 What do you mean, "was that it?" I nearly burst! 259 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,206 So, we make a wish and you, what, make a fart? 260 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,535 Magic isn't all twinkly lights and stardust, you know. 261 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,667 Some of us have to work with enchanted stomach gasses. 262 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,966 Now, if you'll excuse me. 263 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,044 Wait! Don't go. 264 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,504 Oh, yeah, we wanna wish for more farts. 265 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:53,059 I'm sorry, did I make the granting of your heart's desire look easy? 266 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,807 Because it isn't! It's extremely tiring! 267 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:59,106 - And stinky. - Hmm... 268 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,309 If you want a dead psammead on your hands, 269 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,145 go ahead, ask for two wishes. 270 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,323 Until then, one a day is the best I can do. 271 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,993 Come back tomorrow, if you survive this one. 272 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,071 Jj 273 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,422 I want my fairy. 274 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,256 Aww. 275 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,182 Look, it works! 276 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,471 Robbie, be careful! 277 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,144 Hey! Whoa! 278 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,819 Robbie! 279 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:51,738 These wishes, they can... There's a catch, I know there is. 280 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,739 Higher! Faster! 281 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,578 Maybe we should go and look for them. 282 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,879 Maybe we should stay here and... 283 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,924 No, I think we should look for them. 284 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,343 I guess that would be 285 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:11,466 - the responsible thing to do. - Mmm. 286 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,969 Ooh. Got bars. 287 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,265 Wait one second. 288 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,352 Hello? 289 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,894 No, it's fine. Shoot. 290 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,471 What? Hello? 291 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,932 Can you hear me? Yes! 292 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,018 Hey, ros, are you enjoying the sea air? 293 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,773 Can't talk. Book. 294 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,664 Well, it's nice to see you running about a bit. 295 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,162 Robbie! 296 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,710 Robbie, get down! The wish ends at sunset! 297 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:50,926 Faster! 298 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:52,931 Higher! 299 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,298 More dangerous! 300 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,063 Robbie, hang on! 301 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,527 Jj 302 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,305 Grab the rope! 303 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,855 Jj 304 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,354 Oh, my switch! 305 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,362 Come on, Maudie. 306 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,947 Are you okay? 307 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,275 Yeah, my game's okay. 308 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,738 Oh, for goodness sake. 309 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,699 Get your head out of that screen, Robbie. 310 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,829 A bit of exercise! 311 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,205 Come on. 312 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,752 You'd think that he'd mention, 313 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:59,884 "oh, and by the way, the magic wears off at sunset." 314 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:04,139 - There's dribble on my fairy! - Oh. 315 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,233 Jj 316 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,215 That was pretty amazing today, right? 317 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,669 I mean, wishes. Real wishes. 318 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,925 - Have you thought about what you might... - No. 319 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,093 Fine. You're not the only one with a phone. 320 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,053 Oh, you call that a phone? 321 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,685 My dad got mine. It's the best. 322 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:53,813 Just like my life will be when he takes me away from all of this. 323 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,531 Yes! I got a bar! 324 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,164 Look, I can make films with it. 325 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:13,295 Here you go. Your favorite. 326 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,541 Let me get you two together. 327 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:20,302 Do a kiss. 328 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,144 Let's see what else that thing does, shall we? 329 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,020 Okay. 330 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,650 - Hi. - Dad! 331 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,530 I'm sorry I can't take your call right now. 332 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,221 Please leave your message after the tone, 333 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,890 and I'll get back to you as sooh as I[... 334 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,809 Jj 335 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,628 Looking for someone? 336 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:48,056 Hey, don't pelt me with sea barf. 337 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,759 - Sorry, it's a reflex. - To what? 338 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:55,018 To foolish children in search of ill-advised wishes. 339 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,565 Then I got great news for you, Sammy. 340 00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,019 Because this is the best wish you've ever heard. 341 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,541 Mum? 342 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,975 Ros, I want you to bring Maudie. 343 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,522 I don't want her to miss this. 344 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,224 - Miss what? - You'll find out. 345 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:40,809 I'm sending someone to pick you up. 346 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,690 Where from? 347 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:51,112 Um, smash said she's gone out for a nature walk. 348 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,830 What did she really say? 349 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:58,126 Uh... that she hates all of us 350 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:01,296 and we should just butt out of her life. 351 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,669 That sounds like my daughter. 352 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,129 No whisk, so, um... spoon? 353 00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:10,722 Okay. 354 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,846 Anyway, we were just wondering if maybe we could join her? 355 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,223 That's a funny way of butting out of her life. 356 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,522 Well, just trying to make an effort. 357 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,315 Oh, good for you, ros. Making new friends, that's nice. 358 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,018 Whoa! 359 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:28,866 - Oh, are you okay?! - Yes, yes, yes. No! 360 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,067 Okay, we gotta go. 361 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,868 Has smash run away again? 362 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,746 No, she just wants us to take you to her. 363 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,500 - Am I running away too? - No one's running away. 364 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,456 She's made a wish, that's all. 365 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:48,464 She got up early and made a wish, without telling us. 366 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,796 - What wish? - I don't know. 367 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:56,010 Maybe she wished to be invisible. 368 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,311 Invisible would be cool. 369 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:12,401 Huh. Yeah, I don't think she wished to be invisible. 370 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:30,510 Maudie! Robbie! Wait! 371 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,301 Wait! Come back! 372 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:37,639 Maudie! Where are we going? 373 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:43,185 Put your seatbelt on! 374 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,939 Jj 375 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,554 No. 376 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,799 Jj 377 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,149 Robbie. 378 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,030 Maudie. 379 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,986 The other one. 380 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:22,413 Coco's waiting inside. Follow me. 381 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,169 Who's coco? 382 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,167 That's coco Rayne. 383 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:34,171 I want shorter there, longer here. A lot more feathers. 384 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:36,503 And you, add a cape. 385 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:38,964 Ah, you made it! 386 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,307 Not long to go now. You must be so excited! 387 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:49,311 Confused, mostly. Where's smash? 388 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,438 Come with me, I'll take you to her. 389 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,781 No, of course, none of this is any surprise to me. 390 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,075 I knew she had it the moment I first saw her. 391 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,580 Hey, Maudie! Big sis is a star! What do you think? 392 00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:14,041 Come on, let's get you into make-up, Maudie. 393 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:17,127 The new video has got two billion views. 394 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,884 Smash, you are the hottest act on the planet. 395 00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:21,556 What about us? 396 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,412 There's some super fans who won a competition. 397 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:25,176 - Go stand by them. - Hey, excuse me. 398 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:27,809 - Yeah? - Girls, take a photo. Take a photo. 399 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,981 Yeah. 400 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:35,614 Nice. All right, 401 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:36,884 - let's go talk to the media. - Okay. 402 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,320 Okay, don't forget to talk about your fragrance, okay? 403 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,947 This is forever, smash. 404 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:43,403 You could have at least told us before you just ran off... 405 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,863 Somebody throw a sheet over that. 406 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:53,792 Robbie! 407 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:56,875 - Smash? Maudie? - Ros? 408 00:34:56,970 --> 00:35:00,428 Yes, where is your mysterious daughter? 409 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,302 What's she up to, eh? 410 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,472 Mr. Trent? 411 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,737 Oh... hello! 412 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,611 Well, fancy seeing you here, 413 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:23,159 on this, uh, craggy pathway. 414 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,452 What are you doing? 415 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:27,246 Oh, what, on the... with the... and the... 416 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:30,326 I just, uh... nature survey, actually. 417 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:34,629 Um, just studying the fauna and flora of the area. 418 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,581 Oh, there's a bee. 419 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,738 You haven't seen our children, have you? They seem to have disappeared. 420 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,032 They haven't disappeared, we just don't know where they've gone. 421 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,450 Which is pretty much the same thing. 422 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,074 I knew we shouldn't let them wander off. 423 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,474 David, they're children. You gotta give 'em some freedom. 424 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:50,349 Well, I do give them freedom, I just tend to be with them at the time. 425 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,271 Do you know what? They're gonna be fine. 426 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,192 I grew up here myself, and I was forever darting off into these moors, 427 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,984 in pursuit of some creature or another. 428 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,687 Oh, to be young again, 429 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:03,196 and innocently pulling the wings off some natural creation. 430 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,151 Tsk. 431 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,361 Here's a thought. 432 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:11,166 Why don't you and your family come over to the mansion tomorrow? 433 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,788 We could all spend some time together. 434 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:15,916 Have a little drinky. Might be rather fun. 435 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,372 Oh, no, we wouldn't wanna impose. 436 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,753 It's not an imposition! I insist! 437 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:22,677 I'd love it. I was never blessed with children myself, 438 00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:25,506 and I think you can learn so much from them, can't you? 439 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,513 Well, that's very... Very, very kind of you. 440 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,845 - Thank you. - So, you'll come? 441 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,851 I'll put it in the pad. Tomorrow. 442 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,858 Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! 443 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:56,954 Um, hello, smash, maybe we can stop to talk about how all you... 444 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,754 Let's go. Go, go, go! 445 00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,709 Smash! 446 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,776 Who wants to party?! 447 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,735 I said who wants to party?! 448 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,740 This show's for my sister, Maudie! 449 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,203 Let's smash it, everyone! 450 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:51,008 J I make a crash, flash, I am smash j 451 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:55,937 j watch the way that I dance fast for you j 452 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,231 j for youl 453 00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:01,435 I I know I'm destined for stardom & 454 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:05,772 j I'm smash, turn the lights on for you j 455 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:07,903 j for youl 456 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,780 j that's right j 457 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:12,078 j I gotta feeling, gotta feeling, yeah, yeah j 458 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,406 j feet off the floor, I'm on the ceiling, yeah, yeah j 459 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:15,957 j got my wish and I believe it j 460 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:19,252 j it's gonna be good, so good j 461 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:22,172 j watch me dance, I never lose my balance j 462 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:23,498 j moonwalking into every... j 463 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,796 what? What happened? 464 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,051 Sunset. 465 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,384 No, no, no, but it hardly started. No, I want them back! 466 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,186 Oi! How did you get in here?! 467 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,308 Run! 468 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,391 Run! 469 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,033 This is trash! I want it back! 470 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,452 I want it... I want it all back! 471 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:57,704 You can't. You have it for a while, then it's gone. 472 00:38:57,794 --> 00:39:00,206 That's the way it is. 473 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:02,662 We're gonna be in so much trouble. 474 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:05,999 They are going to be in so much trouble. 475 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,335 I thought we should give them some freedom? 476 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:20,772 Passengers are reminded... 477 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,565 Sorry. Come on, Maudie. 478 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,859 You're so slow! 479 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,312 Smash, have you got any idea how we're going to get home? 480 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:29,113 - Hurry up! - Wait! 481 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,800 The train service fo penzance 482 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,155 is now standing at platform eight. 483 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:34,682 Calling at reading, Bristol parkway... 484 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:35,946 Hurry up. 485 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,747 - We don't have tickets! - Just act natural! 486 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,420 Just go on! 487 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,213 Shut the door. 488 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:51,253 We used to do this all the time back home, but the bathrooms are much bigger there. 489 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,133 Americans have bigger butts. 490 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:08,607 Two girls, both 13 years old, 491 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:11,781 a boy, nine, probably with his hood up, and a five-year-old girl. 492 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:14,575 You sure they're not on a nature ramble? 493 00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,903 At night? No. 494 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,829 Well, there's a lot to see at night. 495 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,578 Badgers, owls... 496 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:23,125 What? David, why is he asking about owls? 497 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,577 They're not looking at owls. 498 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:27,209 Are you sure? Fascinating creatures. 499 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,256 Right. Okay. 500 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:33,837 It's gonna be okay. 501 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:37,516 - Now, this is a tawny owl. - Ll don't... 502 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,435 I don't want to look at owls. 503 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:43,934 I want you to find our children, please. 504 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:47,900 You tried ringing them? 505 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,650 Mmm-hmm. But there's no signal. 506 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:54,232 There's one up that ladder. 507 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:57,911 J I make a crash in a flash, I'm... j 508 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,739 forgetting it. 509 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,539 It's my turn on the seat, move. 510 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:11,124 You know, none of us chose this, smash. 511 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,709 We could at least try to get along. 512 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,921 Not me. I'm gonna go live with my dad in the Seychelles. 513 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,301 Yeah, and what about your mum? 514 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:22,181 She won't even notice. All she cares about is her dumb job. 515 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,147 It's your mum! 516 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:29,355 - What are you gonna tell her? - That it's your fault. 517 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:33,067 Hi! Hi, Alice. It's ros. 518 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,149 Ros, where are you? Are Maudie and smash with you? 519 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:40,112 Um, yes, um, smash's hand got stung by a bee, 520 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:42,538 and it swelled up and we got taken to a hospital. 521 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,581 What? Hospital? 522 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,021 How'd you get to the hospital? What happened? 523 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,205 No, we're fine, we're fine. 524 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:48,661 Um, they gave her an injection 525 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,756 and we're just waiting for the swelling to go down. 526 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,337 Occupied. 527 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,424 That was smash, yeah. 528 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,506 Which hospital? We'll come and get you. 529 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,637 Um, the... they're gonna put us on the train. 530 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,435 You can pick us up from the station. 531 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:08,231 A train”? Hasn't this country heard of an ambulance before? 532 00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:09,837 Calm down, calm down, calm... 533 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,482 Where's your mom? 534 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,034 She's at university. 535 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:24,785 - Oh, your dad cheated on her? - No, of course not. 536 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,333 She just wanted to find herself. 537 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,502 Find herself a long way from you. 538 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,455 Is that why your dad left you? 539 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:36,668 No. He just got fed up with my mom, 540 00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:38,344 just like everyone else does. 541 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,847 Daddy's gone to live with a new lady. 542 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:51,482 She reeled him in with her tight, 20-year-old tushy. 543 00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,592 We're now approaching St. austell. 544 00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:58,231 I think this is our stop. 545 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:04,991 Tickets, now. 546 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,200 Jj 547 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,748 Finally. 548 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,848 Unbelievable. 549 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,346 Totally unbelievable. 550 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,520 - I just can't get my head around it. - I know. Totally out of control. 551 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,335 I can't believe that ros and Robbie would ever do anything like that. 552 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,816 It's just not like them. 553 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:37,111 Meaning what? It's all smash's fault? 554 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:41,487 Of course not. Although... They've just never broken the law before. 555 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:44,239 Well, you never let them out of your house, David. 556 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,391 I mean, what are they gonna do, embezzle your rhubarb? 557 00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,872 - Let's not argue. - No, let's argue. 558 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,479 Come on, you have a problem with my parenting? 559 00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:51,863 I wanna hear what you have to say. 560 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:53,607 I... I don't have a problem with your parenting. 561 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,212 Although, obviously... 562 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,506 Obviously, obviously what? 563 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,048 - Smash has her issues, but... - Issues? 564 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,597 You said issues. You told me that she had issue... 565 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:07,801 Let's... let's just... let's just forget everything and just... and move on. 566 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,762 No, no, no. Don't do that, don't try to smooth everything over. 567 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:13,018 - Tell me what you mean. - I didn't mean anything. 568 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,849 L... I'm sorry I mentioned it. 569 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:17,936 I don't want apologies, David. I wanna know what you feel. 570 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,190 What are you thinking? 571 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,496 Jj 572 00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:17,912 Do it again. 573 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,543 I want it again! 574 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,841 I don't do the same wish twice. 575 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,924 - What are you doing?! - It's my turn for a wish! 576 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:29,132 Oh, great, and what lame-o thing are you gonna ask for? World peace? 577 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:32,469 World peace? Finally. 578 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,769 No! 579 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,433 Maybe you should wish to be a famous writer. 580 00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,232 Maybe you should wish yourself up a boyfriend! 581 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:45,656 Maybe I should wish for the sweet release of oblivion. 582 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:49,361 What about two wishes today, Sammy? 583 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:52,743 Two wishes a day is extremely hazardous for me. 584 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,824 If you want two wishes a day, 585 00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:58,707 I suggest you find one of the two-wish-a-day-psammeads. 586 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:01,005 Where are they? 587 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,628 Extinct. 588 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,516 Great, now you scared him off! 589 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,889 - I scared him off?! - Yeah, you scared him off! 590 00:46:14,981 --> 00:46:16,458 - I did not scare him off! - Hey! Stop it! 591 00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:18,393 - I touched you! - You pushed me! 592 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,561 Good morning. 593 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,070 Do you think maybe we could not, um... 594 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,868 Can we put last night behind us? 595 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:39,452 That's the problem, isn't it? 596 00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:43,506 Putting things behind us, pretending everything's okay. 597 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,548 I don't know if it's gonna work. 598 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:47,885 What, because I said... 599 00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:50,304 It's not what you said, it's what you don't say. 600 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:53,007 I never know what you're feeling because you're... 601 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:55,093 You're always so damn reasonable. 602 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:58,020 You know, sometimes you just gotta let it rip. 603 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:03,442 Do you think that might be too many raisins? 604 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,780 Yeah, maybe. 605 00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:10,529 Look, I promise 606 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:16,034 I will... I will try to be 3 lot more unreasonable. 607 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:18,207 - Okay? - Okay. 608 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:25,753 Let's give the kids another chance today, maybe they'll calm down a bit. 609 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,799 - Yeah. - You're pushing me. 610 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,969 Ow, stop, why are you kicking me? 611 00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:31,366 I'm just trying to walk through the door. 612 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:32,630 So am I! 613 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,763 This is it. 614 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,018 Dad! 615 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,063 - I was walking! - Dad, she hit me! 616 00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:46,673 - Oh, sorry for walking. - Smash, come on, please. 617 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,342 - There's a bruise. - Oh, there's a bruise? 618 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,572 Yes, there's a bruise. 619 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:53,109 Jj 620 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,627 Welcome. Welcome to Trent towers. Come in, come in. 621 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:13,012 Well, this is charming. 622 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:16,011 Oh, uh... I wonder if I might trouble you 623 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:19,594 to remove your outdoor footwear. 624 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,053 - Of course. - Okay, sweetie. 625 00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:23,810 Would you mind? Awfully? 626 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,266 Shoes. 627 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,067 It's just that it's a heritage site. 628 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,819 If you don't mind? 629 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:36,493 Daddy shot that hippo. 630 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:40,823 An incredible hump. Put up a real struggle, that beast. 631 00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:44,125 Just pop those there. 632 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,126 So, what do you think? 633 00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:52,381 It's charming, yes. Really, really charming. 634 00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:55,304 It's old and kind of worn-looking. 635 00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:56,801 Ahem. 636 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,508 I guess that's a British thing, right? 637 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:03,187 Well, it's not Disneyland but we do our best. 638 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:08,981 There was a time when the trents were kings of the world. 639 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:12,279 My ancestors explored the globe, 640 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:15,529 bravely uncovering lost civilizations and... 641 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:18,452 Liberating their primitive knickknacks. 642 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:23,704 Great-grandpops, he made his fortune in Africa, then... 643 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:28,163 Blew it all on, well... 644 00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:30,873 Let's call it his final quest. 645 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:34,631 A quest, really? For, um, what? 646 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,429 Ultimate power. 647 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:41,259 Riches beyond the dreams of man. The usual. 648 00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:44,595 It was an obsession that finally destroyed him, 649 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:49,184 but which may yet have a positive outcome. 650 00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:55,406 Do you think I could perhaps offer you a cocktail? 651 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,109 And give the children a tour of the house? 652 00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:02,163 Let's leave the adults to their stuffy entertainment. 653 00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:06,117 I've got some things that I think you'll find rather intriguing through here. 654 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:08,203 Come this way, young lady. Through here. 655 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:11,710 Now, this is an absolute gem, 656 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,132 and it's the only one like it in the world, what's more. 657 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:18,338 Now, look at some of these genuine marvels. Don't mind the smell. 658 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:21,299 Wow. Look at all of this. 659 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:24,760 What's this do? 660 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,722 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't touch that. 661 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:31,525 - That's not for children, is it? - Cool! Night vision goggles! 662 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:35,230 Yes, well, plainly I'm a keen badger enthusiast. 663 00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:39,442 And I like to keep a keen eye on the goings on of the badger. 664 00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,744 They're fascinating creatures, the badgers. 665 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:44,947 Do you know they eat their young? If you're interested. 666 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:47,078 Ah, now, you'll like this. 667 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,376 This is the last living dodo. 668 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,328 It looks kinda dead. 669 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,789 Formerly the last living dodo. 670 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:56,591 Don't be pedantic, it's not an appealing quality in a child. 671 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,260 Uh, come through this way. 672 00:50:58,347 --> 00:51:00,804 - What's this? - That's from China. 673 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:04,383 Let go, please. It's a tyrannosaur's claw. 674 00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:05,934 Did your family shoot it, too? 675 00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:09,513 No, but they, they did shoot the peasant that found it. 676 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:14,731 Oh... ah... ta-ta-ta... 677 00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:17,609 Please, don't touch that. Come on. 678 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:20,533 Should be in a borstal. 679 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,905 Now, I've got some real treats for you in here. 680 00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:25,864 A menagerie of wonderful beasts and creatures 681 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:27,994 we've painstakingly preserved, 682 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,918 as treasures... 683 00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:39,168 Oh, there you are. 684 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:42,551 Oh... where's the toilet? 685 00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:46,554 The water closet is... It's upstairs on the right. 686 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:49,019 Okay. 687 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:53,145 Now, who would like to see a stuffed elephant? 688 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,978 Formerly endangered, they're now obviously extinct. 689 00:51:57,072 --> 00:52:00,439 But there are some real treasures among other things. 690 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,718 Ooh... hello there. 691 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,342 Nothing of interest in there for a young person. 692 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:26,469 Um, ros, while I have you for a moment, 693 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,518 could I just ask... Have you ever been here before? 694 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:32,062 Or had a relative from here? A grandmother, perhaps? 695 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,640 - Um, no. - Curious, um... 696 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:38,819 Since you've been here, have you come across anything unusual? 697 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:42,069 - Any oddities? - Um, other than you, you mean? 698 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,901 Well, listen, 699 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,111 if you should see anything unusual, do let me know. 700 00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:49,538 I'd make it worth your while. 701 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:53,996 For example. 702 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:01,337 Hmm. 703 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:06,089 Hmm... 704 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:09,641 Look at these! 705 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:14,434 Hey, I want to replace your mom. 706 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,232 - That's pretty much how she sees me. - No. No, it's not. 707 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:21,479 Maybe a little bit. Here, let me have a go. 708 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:27,193 Smash, I am your stepfather. 709 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:31,622 We're so revolting. 710 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,540 The force is strong with this one. 711 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:39,246 Forgive me interrupting your ethnically insensitive erotica, 712 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:42,003 but I think I'd rather like to get on with my afternoon. 713 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:43,925 - Yes. Oh, sorry. - Sorry about that. 714 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:47,129 - Where are the others? - Oh, we said they could go. 715 00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:51,016 Ros. Ros, we need to talk to you, darling. 716 00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:54,140 I'll take that, thank you. 717 00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:57,140 Jj 718 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,409 I know smash isn't always easy. 719 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:22,214 She has difficulty making friends. Well, with girls, anyways. 720 00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:24,792 So she knows how to talk to boys? 721 00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:27,845 The wrong sort of boys, yeah. 722 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,259 Look, ros... 723 00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:35,140 I just wanna say, I really care about your dad. 724 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,642 - So dol. - I know you do, honey. 725 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,520 Your dad... he's sweet. 726 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:44,195 Even when I first crashed into him, he was just so... 727 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,897 Has he told you this? How we met? 728 00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:51,531 I crashed into him with my car. He asked me for my number. 729 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,578 I was like, "can you believe this guy? 730 00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:56,623 He's hitting on me at a road traffic accident.” 731 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:58,075 Turns out it was for insurance, 732 00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:01,378 but I wasn't gonna let him get away without buying me coffee. 733 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:05,629 And he wasn't badly hurt, although his bike was wrecked. 734 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,802 So, ros... 735 00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:10,550 I guess what I wanna ask is... 736 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,348 Oh, wait, you have bars! 737 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,801 Do you actually have bars? 738 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:18,137 It's my mum! My mum! I... 739 00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:20,689 I'll let you guys be alone. 740 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,853 Mum, is that you? 741 00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,860 - It's noisy. - I'm at a party. 742 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,574 Seriously? 743 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,573 How are you doing out there with your father? 744 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,950 You getting on okay with Alice? 745 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:38,373 You... you know about her? 746 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:41,293 Your dad's got to move on, sweetheart. 747 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:44,964 Yeah, but, um, I was actually wondering... 748 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,653 Do you think that maybe when you've finished 749 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,544 with all the partying and the studying and stuff, 750 00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:51,924 you might... you might actually come home? 751 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,222 Ros, we've talked about this. 752 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:57,142 - Your dad's a lovely man... - Yes, he is! 753 00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:59,720 He is a lovely man. I knew you still liked him. 754 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:03,975 Jj 755 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:15,402 Ow, that is sharp! 756 00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:19,490 What kind of maniac leaves a spinosaurus claw on a beach? 757 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:22,452 It's supposed to be a tyrannosaur. 758 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:27,085 Excuse me. I think I know a spinosaurus claw when it stabs me. 759 00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:30,167 It's a very particular kind of impalement. 760 00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:33,379 - You've met dinosaurs? - Of course I haven't met dinosaurs! 761 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:36,715 I hid from dinosaurs or I wouldn't have survived long enough 762 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,471 to be pestered by you! 763 00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:41,099 Now, the important thing about dinosaurs is... 764 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:43,851 Can we have our wish now? It's Maudie's turn. 765 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,148 Yeah... oh, yeah, never mind 766 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,647 about the incredible prehistoric anecdotes. 767 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:49,649 "Give us our wish." 768 00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,530 What is it this time? 769 00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:55,701 I wish we could all... 770 00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:57,778 Jj 771 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,333 You all right, darling? 772 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,920 Um, yeah, I'm just feeling a bit... 773 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,755 Light-headed. 774 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,307 Oh. You know... 775 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:23,353 Alice is a really nice person. 776 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,273 I think, you know, you'll grow to like her. 777 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,442 You just have to give her a chance, babe. 778 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,576 Hey... 779 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,454 - What are you doing? - Hugging trees, you know... 780 00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:47,752 I love the wildlife. 781 00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:50,125 Well, why don't I... 782 00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:52,173 Give it a hug with you? 783 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:55,627 Oh, yeah, sure, just... 784 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,258 How am I doing? All right? 785 00:57:57,349 --> 00:58:00,056 Um, great. Yeah. 786 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:04,307 You know, ros, there's something I want to ask you. 787 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,559 Oh, really? 788 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:13,897 How would you feel if Alice... moved in? 789 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,606 With us? 790 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:18,943 All of us, living together like, well, like a new family. 791 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:22,154 I mean, I know it'll be a difficult transition in the beginning, 792 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:24,410 but what do you think? 793 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,287 Hmm? 794 00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:27,493 Rozzy? 795 00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:32,047 Rozzy? 796 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,211 Jj 797 00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:03,370 Maudie! 798 00:59:08,336 --> 00:59:10,873 Ros! 799 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,706 Maudie wished we could fly! How great is this?! 800 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,416 Dad wants us to live with Alice. 801 00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:20,299 - Thought so. - That's all you can say? 802 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:22,802 It's not like we can do anything to stop them. 803 00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:38,439 Dad! 804 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,879 Jj 805 01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:23,950 - That's smash's phone. - What? 806 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,913 She got a text from her dad. 807 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,084 There's no room for her at... at the moment. 808 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:36,671 Big surprise. 809 01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:39,921 "But how about I buy you some sneakers." 810 01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:41,876 - Oh... - Some sneakers? 811 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:43,963 Wow. 812 01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,093 I tried not to let her get her hopes up. 813 01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:47,594 - Hey. - I really tried. 814 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,802 This way, she stays with you, with us. 815 01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,261 It's a good thing. 816 01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:54,098 Yeah, she's gonna be so excited. 817 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:56,183 Jj 818 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,387 Ros! There's something wrong with smash. 819 01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:30,477 Come on. 820 01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:34,805 Jj 821 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,189 Smash, stop it! 822 01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:54,665 I'm okay. 823 01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:41,330 Why don't you just leave me alone? 824 01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:43,380 Oh... 825 01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:52,470 - You could have killed yourself! - So what?! Who cares?! 826 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:59,223 Even my dad doesn't want me. 827 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:03,185 We want you. Don't we, Robbie? 828 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,942 Yeah, you're all right. 829 01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,023 Jj 830 01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:37,761 Jj 831 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,333 Ah, there you are. Just in time. 832 01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:11,795 Dinner's ready! 833 01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:22,560 There you go. 834 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:47,501 Oh... you found it. 835 01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:49,958 - We need to talk about that. - I'll save you the trouble. 836 01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,510 "That was so expensive. You're so irresponsible. 837 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,837 What's wrong with you? Why don't you just disappear, huh? 838 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,677 Why don't you just become someone else?” 839 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:57,768 Smash, no. 840 01:04:57,852 --> 01:04:59,572 I'm gonna give this the funeral it deserves. 841 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:08,106 Uh... there's cakes. 842 01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:10,027 I'll get the cakes. Okay? 843 01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:21,281 I liked it when we could fly. 844 01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:30,423 Hey, you ran away earlier, darling. 845 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,671 I think maybe we should talk about... 846 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,673 I talked to mum. 847 01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:36,675 She still likes you, you know. 848 01:05:49,154 --> 01:05:51,816 Fly! 849 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,487 Maudie? 850 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,875 Imagine if none of this happened. 851 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:17,087 Imagine if your mum was with your dad... 852 01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:18,922 They loved each other... 853 01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:21,633 And they had enough time for you. 854 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,853 That won't happen. 855 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:29,353 My mom and dad can't even be on the same continent. 856 01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:34,187 What if they could? 857 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:37,649 We could wish it. We could wish them together. 858 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:39,985 Only for a day. 859 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:43,663 What if there's a way to make a wish last forever? 860 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,162 It's my turn tomorrow. I've got an idea. 861 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:52,956 Jj 862 01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:19,489 It's over. 863 01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:21,495 What? 864 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,945 The holiday. 865 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:28,033 We've been moving too fast, asking you to adjust too quickly. 866 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,663 It's not fair. 867 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:32,541 So, you can pack your bags and then we'll go. 868 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:35,339 - But... but you can't. - Pathetic. 869 01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:38,634 - I thought you were committed. - We are committed. 870 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,929 You're gonna let it slide just 'cause your kids act up a bit? 871 01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:45,258 What did you think we were gonna do? Hold a jamboree? 872 01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:47,184 We're supposed to hate you. 873 01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:49,979 - Don't you know anything? - Smash, it's not that... 874 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,352 I'm very disappointed in your attitude. 875 01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:53,979 Not you. But you. 876 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:57,528 - I thought you had guts. - I've got guts. 877 01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:02,826 Yeah, that's right, dad, you tell her. 878 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,073 If you want something, then you're gonna take it. 879 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:08,247 And if you wanna force your kids on some awful holiday, 880 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,325 then you're damn well going to. 881 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,411 We need to know our boundaries. 882 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,291 You need to find a way through this, 883 01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:17,089 because I tell you, you let us win this one, 884 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:20,760 the next time you try to put us together, we're gonna be burning down bus shelters! 885 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,053 Yeah! 886 01:08:23,975 --> 01:08:27,763 You need to take a long, hard look at yourselves. 887 01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:35,062 "Burning down bus shelters"? 888 01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:39,066 Okay, it was your boundaries thing. I was, like, "let's go total delinquent.” 889 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:47,913 Um, your mum said that you've had a lot of boyfriends. 890 01:08:47,999 --> 01:08:50,991 - Did she? - I was just wondering 891 01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:54,077 how that whole "getting them to notice you" thing works. 892 01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:55,912 Just run up and hit them on the arm. 893 01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:57,622 - Really? - Yeah! 894 01:08:57,717 --> 01:08:59,924 Boys are the simplest thing in the world. 895 01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:01,421 Just don't overthink it. 896 01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:04,345 Oh, and, uh, do something about your hair. 897 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:06,172 And curly hair helps, too. 898 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,618 You new type of children are just so demanding. 899 01:09:27,705 --> 01:09:29,866 The last ones were much more considerate. 900 01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:33,791 Funny you should mention them. That's who we want to meet. 901 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:37,416 We wish to go back in time and meet the original children, 902 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,793 the ones from e. Nesbit's book five children and it. 903 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:42,045 That's your wish? I thought you were gonna... 904 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:44,548 I just wanna ask them something. 905 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:47,096 Time travel wishes are dangerous. 906 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:50,016 Timelines change, people stop existing. 907 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:53,595 There's always consequences with time travel. Always. 908 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,306 - I'm decided. - Fine. 909 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:58,562 Who cares about reality anyway? 910 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,276 Wait. What if we wanna get back? 911 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:06,483 You see that shell? 912 01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:09,319 Blow on that if you get into bother. 913 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:10,950 Is it magic? 914 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,998 I don't know, one of them is. Might be that one. 915 01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:20,956 Jj 916 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:34,594 (Gracious. 917 01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:38,139 You're a rum-looking lot. 918 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:40,475 Said the dude in fancy dress. 919 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:44,529 - I beg your pardon? - Do you speak english? 920 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,776 She's American. We're from the future. 921 01:10:46,868 --> 01:10:48,733 The psammead sent us back here to meet you. 922 01:10:48,828 --> 01:10:51,160 Golly, that's a cracking wish. 923 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,887 Perhaps we should wish to go to your time. 924 01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:54,405 Not in that getup. 925 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,707 Says the girl in the scarecrow costume. 926 01:10:58,171 --> 01:10:59,251 I'm cyril. 927 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,340 Ros. 928 01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:06,543 And this must be Robert, Jane, anthea and elam. 929 01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:10,888 Listen, there was something we wanted to ask you. 930 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:13,341 Is there a way to make a wish permanent? 931 01:11:13,436 --> 01:11:15,176 There's something I really want to ask for, 932 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,432 but it has to last forever, not just a day. 933 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:20,265 - You mean you don't know yet? - Tell me. 934 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:23,567 That's simple. You just wish for something else. 935 01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:26,441 - Something that can... - Bloody poachers! 936 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,569 - Scarper! - Scrumpers! I knew it! 937 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:32,402 Scarper! 938 01:11:32,497 --> 01:11:35,159 Caught ya, boy. 939 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:38,116 I didn't steal anything! 940 01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:40,577 Don't you dare, don't you dare move your earlobe. 941 01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:44,414 Ow! Get off of me! Stop it! 942 01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:48,001 Ow, let go. You're hurting me! 943 01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:51,462 Empty your pockets. Let's see your loot. 944 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:53,911 Let's see what you've stolen from me, what you have pilfered. 945 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:55,641 Come on, what have you got in there? 946 01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:58,845 Hop to it. Shell, yes. That's no interest to me. 947 01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:00,931 - Hey! - What's this now? 948 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,606 What sorcery is this?! 949 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:12,025 What are these infernal beasts trapped within here? 950 01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:16,078 - See how enraged they are! - They're angry birds? 951 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,826 I'm not surprised. 952 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:21,000 Trapped for all eternity in a prison. 953 01:12:23,548 --> 01:12:26,210 - Hey... - What are ya? 954 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:30,384 A witch? A sorcerer? A necromancer? 955 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:32,883 A leprechaun? A frenchman? 956 01:12:32,974 --> 01:12:34,885 Whatever it is you are, 957 01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:38,434 I'll wager you're highly collectable. 958 01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:42,230 - A real treasure. - Please, I'm a girl. 959 01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:44,056 The psammead brought us here. 960 01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:46,900 Psammead? 961 01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:49,320 Well, who's this psammead? 962 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:51,147 I don't know, it's... it's not a person. 963 01:12:51,242 --> 01:12:54,234 It's just this thing that gives us wishes. 964 01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:56,819 Interesting. 965 01:12:56,914 --> 01:13:01,533 And where might I find this magical wish-granting entity? 966 01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:04,919 Tell me! Tell me! 967 01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,879 I shan't be asking you again. 968 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,009 You got that right! 969 01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:26,683 Jj 970 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:36,905 Ros! Come on! 971 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,655 Robbie! How did you... 972 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,287 Smash got cyril to go back and see the psammead. 973 01:13:43,377 --> 01:13:45,834 And I wished for us to have superpowers! 974 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:48,834 I've got X-ray vision, so I can see through walls. 975 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,586 That's how we found you. 976 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:53,713 Maudie's telekinetic, and smash has super strength. 977 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:54,804 And you've got... 978 01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:59,056 Laser eyes. Cool. 979 01:14:11,739 --> 01:14:13,570 This is a wheeze! 980 01:14:17,662 --> 01:14:19,653 Jj 981 01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:30,417 We have to get out of here, right now. The psammead's in danger. 982 01:14:30,508 --> 01:14:32,794 Come on, this is fun. 983 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:38,341 You see that? That's Tristan's great-grandfather over there. 984 01:14:40,059 --> 01:14:41,059 Once he's seen all this, 985 01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:43,850 he's going to spend the rest of his life hunting down the psammead. 986 01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:47,226 That was his life's quest, and I just handed it to him. 987 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,432 Our Tristan's hunting him, too! 988 01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:51,984 Then I guess we ought to do something about that. 989 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:06,911 Where's the psammead? 990 01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:09,710 There! 991 01:15:14,552 --> 01:15:16,042 My offerings! 992 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:19,261 My offerings! 993 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:24,721 Oh, my gosh. It's true. 994 01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:27,349 The legend is true. 995 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:32,975 Leave this to me. Smash power! 996 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,810 - Smash! - Ow, ow. 997 01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:37,362 That wish expired about a hundred years ago. 998 01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,031 Come on! 999 01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:43,156 Maudie! 1000 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:45,871 - Stop! Stop it! - Stop! 1001 01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:48,700 Out of the way! The creature's mine! 1002 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:51,627 - Try and make us! - Oh, okay then! 1003 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,382 Come on! 1004 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,795 Jj 1005 01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,690 Huh... 1006 01:16:17,698 --> 01:16:19,734 Oh, run, Maudie, run! 1007 01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,747 Oh, this is really helping. 1008 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:36,334 To the tunnel! 1009 01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,934 My beautiful offerings! Take me back! 1010 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:54,481 Didn't we just rescue you? 1011 01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:56,254 Oh, well, that... That was rescuing, was it? 1012 01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:58,269 I'm sorry, I thought you were trying to kill me. 1013 01:16:58,364 --> 01:16:59,979 If you have a problem with our rescuing, 1014 01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,135 then maybe you should have magicked yourself out of it! 1015 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,367 - I can't do magic on myself. - Well, that sucks. 1016 01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:14,960 Hey! You! I'm stuck! 1017 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:18,289 We'll tell the coastguard in a couple of days! 1018 01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:19,590 Maybe a week! 1019 01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:26,221 I am really sorry about your beach. 1020 01:17:28,435 --> 01:17:30,050 It's not your fault. 1021 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:35,766 Well, actually... you know that whole going-back-in-time thing 1022 01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:42,527 may kind have been what made the trents obsessed with hunting you down. 1023 01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:46,529 Oh. Oh, I see. 1024 01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:49,908 Gosh, you must feel so awful about that. 1025 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,785 Look, don't worry. 1026 01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:55,460 Seriously, I was thinking of moving on anyway. 1027 01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:58,458 - Really? - No, not really! 1028 01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:01,040 I've lived on that beach for a hundred million years. 1029 01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:03,672 It's survived global floods, two ice ages, 1030 01:18:03,762 --> 01:18:07,129 and a comet which wiped out most of the life on earth. 1031 01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:10,011 But apparently, it couldn't survive you! 1032 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,514 I'll... I'll make it up to you. 1033 01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,479 Wow! 1034 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:25,360 - That actually looks edible. - Hey! 1035 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:27,737 Hitting is unacceptable. 1036 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,695 I can be very, very, very unreasonable about it. 1037 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:36,374 Those kids never finished telling you what you wanted. 1038 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:40,330 How to make a wish last forever? I worked that out. 1039 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:43,336 The psammead's wishes always end at sunset. 1040 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,464 But what if we wish for something else? 1041 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:50,673 What if we wish for something that could make permanent magic? 1042 01:18:50,768 --> 01:18:52,724 Like another psammead? 1043 01:18:54,188 --> 01:18:56,144 No. 1044 01:18:56,232 --> 01:19:00,771 I'm more thinking an app that makes people fall in love forever. 1045 01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:02,977 Puts everything back as it was. 1046 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:06,610 So, the app disappears at sunset, 1047 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,907 but then both our parents are still together! 1048 01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:10,985 Ros, you're awesome. 1049 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:14,698 Thanks. You're pretty okay, too. 1050 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,659 How are we gonna sneak him in? 1051 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:26,000 Wait, stop. I think I heard something. 1052 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,432 Um... 1053 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:43,184 Jj 1054 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:59,492 Hmm. There's a startling lack of, uh, sand. 1055 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:04,584 Eh... I'll get the buckets. 1056 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:11,086 Dad says you spoke to mum. 1057 01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:13,638 Yeah, she's doing really well, you know. 1058 01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:16,217 I think this university stuff's just a temporary thing. 1059 01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:19,349 - She still really likes... - Stop. Just don't. 1060 01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:22,603 She's had to make a lot of very difficult choices, Robbie. 1061 01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:24,684 It's not like any of this is straightforward. 1062 01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:26,734 - And then there's... - That's dad talking. 1063 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:29,655 She left us, ros. She left us. 1064 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:43,327 Oh, okay, it's ice cream. 1065 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:44,816 Say it in... say it in a British... 1066 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:48,003 You go ice cream! 1067 01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:49,093 What do you think? 1068 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,634 Well, it's not on fire, 1069 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,803 so I guess it's good. 1070 01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:55,302 This has never happened before, trust me. 1071 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:58,725 - Now say water bottle. - Water bottle. 1072 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:00,768 Water bottle. 1073 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,392 - What was that? - Oh, just me. 1074 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,103 It sounded like it was upstairs. 1075 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,024 Oh, actually, you know what? 1076 01:21:09,114 --> 01:21:12,948 I am tired and would like to go upstairs to do some sleeping. 1077 01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:15,868 I'm also very tired too, so, yeah, I should turn in. 1078 01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:19,071 Oh, me too. I'm really tired. Thank you. 1079 01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:21,911 What's going on? 1080 01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:25,620 There's a sand monster in the bath. It's mean, but we love it. 1081 01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:29,502 Oh... 1082 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:36,638 On! 1083 01:21:38,352 --> 01:21:39,592 Offerings. 1084 01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:45,272 We seriously have to find it a new place to live. 1085 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,650 Do you think it's the tart? 1086 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,341 There's no way it's the tart. 1087 01:21:51,365 --> 01:21:53,447 - The tart's amazing. - Yeah?! 1088 01:21:53,534 --> 01:21:55,445 Yeah. 1089 01:21:55,536 --> 01:21:57,336 Actually, do you think I should check on them? 1090 01:21:57,413 --> 01:22:00,200 Oh, no. They're up to stuff they don't want us to know about. 1091 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:02,155 It's like we're a real family already. 1092 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,272 Mmm... mm... 1093 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:34,688 It has to be one sentence. 1094 01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:36,489 It is, these are semicolons. 1095 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:40,161 Wow, a use for punctuation. Who knew? 1096 01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:43,330 You know, if it's too vague or if there's holes in it, then... 1097 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,908 It's not. It's watertight. 1098 01:22:46,003 --> 01:22:48,585 Tomorrow everything will go back to how it should be. 1099 01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:51,004 Our real parents back together. 1100 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:54,049 Not just together. In love, forever. 1101 01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:56,127 Will be like we never even met. 1102 01:23:19,369 --> 01:23:22,031 It was my favorite when I was her age. 1103 01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:33,796 Tell her you got it, though. I don't want her to think I'm trying to buy her. 1104 01:23:35,260 --> 01:23:39,879 Four children. Double trouble. 1105 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:41,759 Do you think we can handle it? 1106 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,465 What's life without a challenge? 1107 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,141 Really peaceful. 1108 01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:51,148 Oh... I can't wait to see them grow and blossom. 1109 01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:53,021 Yeah, maybe. 1110 01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:54,897 I wish that they'd never grow... 1111 01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:57,354 Do not complete that sentence! 1112 01:24:01,495 --> 01:24:03,235 Hey, you're supposed to be asleep! 1113 01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,247 Oh, smash, I, uh... 1114 01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:10,584 Fixed your phone. 1115 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:14,167 Uh, thanks. 1116 01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:17,841 It's not as flashy as it was before but... 1117 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:21,587 But it works. That's what counts, right? 1118 01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:26,016 Yeah. 1119 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,430 All right. 1120 01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:37,018 Okay, girls, go back to sleep now. 1121 01:24:54,006 --> 01:24:55,997 Jj 1122 01:25:09,521 --> 01:25:11,182 Sunrise. 1123 01:25:12,733 --> 01:25:14,849 Smash, wake up. The wish. 1124 01:25:16,069 --> 01:25:17,980 Mmm. 1125 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:25,070 Stop! No! 1126 01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:27,778 Girls? Girls, what's going on in there? 1127 01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:35,453 - Why are you wet? - Um, I... 1128 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:39,711 Sorry, did we wake you getting showered? 1129 01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:42,213 This holiday is just so great. 1130 01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:45,091 - Why sleep through it, right? - Yeah, yeah. 1131 01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:49,346 We just thought we should make an early start and see the sun come up. 1132 01:25:49,436 --> 01:25:51,017 Do you know what? 1133 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:54,892 That is a brilliant idea. Let's do it. 1134 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:58,851 Let's start the day. I et's have breakfast on the beach! 1135 01:25:58,945 --> 01:26:00,355 What? 1136 01:26:02,949 --> 01:26:03,984 Ros... 1137 01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:08,452 Let's have a bit of human interaction today. 1138 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,994 Leave the books behind, all right? 1139 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:26,879 Them. 1140 01:26:28,392 --> 01:26:30,053 - No! - Come on, 1141 01:26:30,143 --> 01:26:32,304 if you can rescue a psammead, you can do this. 1142 01:26:34,564 --> 01:26:36,555 Jj 1143 01:26:39,986 --> 01:26:41,101 Ooh. 1144 01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:47,444 Eh .. 1145 01:27:21,611 --> 01:27:25,195 You got this. You'll be so cool. Just do it. 1146 01:27:25,282 --> 01:27:26,317 Ow! 1147 01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:28,148 What are you doing, psycho? 1148 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,575 - I'm sorry, I... - No. 1149 01:27:30,662 --> 01:27:32,152 You've got issues. 1150 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:35,330 I I don't know what came over me. 1151 01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:40,123 So, do you want to get an ice cream? 1152 01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:49,962 Jj 1153 01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:06,986 Okay, girls. Time to go. 1154 01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:12,742 Ah... 1155 01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:25,000 Huh? 1156 01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:31,257 Ah... 1157 01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:42,889 Hey! 1158 01:28:42,984 --> 01:28:45,100 I wanna... I wanna see more photos. 1159 01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:52,441 What's so funny? 1160 01:28:52,536 --> 01:28:53,867 Door's open. 1161 01:29:01,086 --> 01:29:03,247 - We've been robbed! - What the...? 1162 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:15,714 Tristan. 1163 01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:22,346 - Ros! - Tell my dad I've gone for a walk. 1164 01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:23,600 No, I'm coming, too. 1165 01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:26,354 No, just, go away, okay? This is my mess. 1166 01:29:26,444 --> 01:29:28,400 If I hadn't made that stupid time-travel wish, 1167 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:31,104 none of this would have happened. I have to sort it out. 1168 01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:34,157 No, you don't. We do. 1169 01:29:34,244 --> 01:29:36,451 This is our mess, too. 1170 01:29:38,164 --> 01:29:39,995 Fine, just, come on then. 1171 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,540 It'll be pretty easy to get in. 1172 01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:45,790 We can force a window or something. I mean, the place is pretty run down. 1173 01:29:47,507 --> 01:29:49,498 Jj 1174 01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:53,798 Whoa. 1175 01:29:56,975 --> 01:29:58,090 (Get off! 1176 01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:01,343 Get off of me! 1177 01:30:04,274 --> 01:30:05,889 Welcome! 1178 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:08,976 I knew you wouldn't be able to resist! 1179 01:30:10,113 --> 01:30:13,071 Well... what do you think? 1180 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,023 Dazzling, isn't it? 1181 01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:17,074 When do the fashion police get here? 1182 01:30:17,162 --> 01:30:19,027 You might still have time to run. 1183 01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:22,698 Bring them to me. 1184 01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:27,578 But I suppose I do owe you a debt of gratitude. 1185 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:29,628 Une French fancy? 1186 01:30:31,468 --> 01:30:33,299 The only thing we want is the psammead. 1187 01:30:33,386 --> 01:30:35,718 - Where is he? - Psammead? 1188 01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:40,799 Psammead, psammead, psammead, psammead. 1189 01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:44,723 Psammead... 1190 01:30:44,814 --> 01:30:46,896 On! 1191 01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:50,066 You mean my latest acquisition! 1192 01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:55,571 - What have you done to him? - Nothing! 1193 01:30:56,576 --> 01:30:58,783 Couple of mild electric shocks. 1194 01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:01,703 Nothing that would trouble the Geneva convention. 1195 01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:03,392 It's a bit of a wuss, to be honest with you. 1196 01:31:03,416 --> 01:31:05,247 Let him go. 1197 01:31:05,335 --> 01:31:08,122 - He's given you everything that you want. - This? 1198 01:31:08,213 --> 01:31:10,374 This is just the beginning. 1199 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:11,830 First thing I thought of. 1200 01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:15,509 Plush pad, purple lady army, velvet. 1201 01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:19,304 And it's refusing to give me any more. Hmm? 1202 01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:42,660 Please... 1203 01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:45,659 - I can't. - Do you see? 1204 01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:50,210 I need you kids to help me change its mind. 1205 01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:53,121 It won't listen to us. 1206 01:31:53,216 --> 01:31:56,208 It can only do one wish a day. Any more is dangerous for him. 1207 01:31:56,302 --> 01:31:57,302 He could hurt himself. 1208 01:31:57,387 --> 01:31:58,752 Oh, ros, my dear child. 1209 01:31:58,847 --> 01:32:01,213 I don't need you to talk to it. 1210 01:32:01,307 --> 01:32:06,176 I need you here so that I can change its mind. 1211 01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:08,057 Get off my sister! 1212 01:32:09,107 --> 01:32:10,517 Please don't hurt them. 1213 01:32:11,985 --> 01:32:16,319 Well, that's rather up to you, isn't it? 1214 01:32:16,406 --> 01:32:20,490 More wishes, please. 1215 01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:24,034 Very well, 1216 01:32:24,122 --> 01:32:27,785 if you must. Make a wish. 1217 01:32:28,918 --> 01:32:29,998 I wish that... 1218 01:32:30,086 --> 01:32:33,374 Ah! Very good, very good! 1219 01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:35,205 Nearly got me there. Shoot that one first. 1220 01:32:36,509 --> 01:32:37,715 Stop. 1221 01:32:39,721 --> 01:32:44,385 Take your wish, Tristan Trent. It will be your last. 1222 01:32:44,476 --> 01:32:46,182 Yes, yes. Spare me the platitudes. 1223 01:32:46,269 --> 01:32:48,931 Gold! 1224 01:32:49,022 --> 01:32:51,434 I wish for gold, creature. 1225 01:32:51,524 --> 01:32:54,482 Beyond the dreams of man. 1226 01:33:14,589 --> 01:33:16,580 Where's my gold? 1227 01:33:41,783 --> 01:33:46,402 Children... you have to... 1228 01:33:46,496 --> 01:33:48,828 You-you-you have to... 1229 01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:53,992 Jj 1230 01:33:55,922 --> 01:33:59,164 It's okay, psammead. We'll take care of you. 1231 01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:03,548 No. You have to leave. 1232 01:34:04,639 --> 01:34:05,639 Now. 1233 01:34:07,976 --> 01:34:11,389 Ooh, yeah. 1234 01:34:41,467 --> 01:34:43,003 Help! 1235 01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:02,311 Jj 1236 01:35:22,508 --> 01:35:24,624 Poor sand monster. 1237 01:35:28,306 --> 01:35:31,548 Sammy? Sammy! 1238 01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:36,140 No. No. No... 1239 01:35:40,610 --> 01:35:42,521 Robbie, Robbie, stop. 1240 01:35:42,612 --> 01:35:44,694 No. No... 1241 01:35:44,781 --> 01:35:47,238 I I can't. 1242 01:35:51,162 --> 01:35:52,902 I can't. 1243 01:36:01,339 --> 01:36:03,330 Jj 1244 01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:28,567 Shoe sand, yum, yum. 1245 01:36:31,411 --> 01:36:33,493 Maudie. 1246 01:36:35,456 --> 01:36:37,367 Sand monster's hungry. 1247 01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:03,060 Do you mind? 1248 01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:07,686 Jj 1249 01:37:30,261 --> 01:37:31,467 Careful. 1250 01:37:31,554 --> 01:37:33,260 You're gonna love this new beach. 1251 01:37:33,348 --> 01:37:35,589 - What's the sand like? - Be quiet. 1252 01:37:37,602 --> 01:37:39,684 Shh. 1253 01:37:39,771 --> 01:37:42,513 Oh... I'll take that. 1254 01:37:50,239 --> 01:37:51,649 Okay, let's go. 1255 01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:53,402 Last day, let's make the most of it. 1256 01:37:53,493 --> 01:37:56,405 I can take your bag for you. Yeah. 1257 01:37:56,496 --> 01:37:57,952 Thank you! 1258 01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:02,031 I think I'm sitting on a snorkel. 1259 01:38:05,338 --> 01:38:06,669 Ow! 1260 01:38:06,756 --> 01:38:08,246 - Oh! - Sorry! 1261 01:38:23,022 --> 01:38:24,512 Mind your head. 1262 01:38:24,607 --> 01:38:26,768 All right. 1263 01:38:26,859 --> 01:38:28,520 Hurry! 1264 01:38:28,611 --> 01:38:31,353 Girls! What's that? Where are you going? 1265 01:38:31,447 --> 01:38:33,654 What's that?! 1266 01:38:33,741 --> 01:38:35,732 It's just a shell, baby. 1267 01:38:41,541 --> 01:38:43,156 Okay, I'm over it now. 1268 01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:45,871 Okay. 1269 01:38:48,464 --> 01:38:50,455 Jj 1270 01:38:56,806 --> 01:38:57,966 Hmm... 1271 01:39:17,034 --> 01:39:19,070 Good grain. 1272 01:39:19,162 --> 01:39:21,153 That's quality. 1273 01:39:37,054 --> 01:39:38,919 So, this will do? 1274 01:39:39,015 --> 01:39:41,051 Oh, yes. I'm digging deep. 1275 01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:45,977 No one's finding me for another hundred years, if I have any luck. 1276 01:39:46,063 --> 01:39:48,554 Now, if you'll excuse me. 1277 01:39:48,649 --> 01:39:51,891 - Wait! - Our final wish. 1278 01:39:51,986 --> 01:39:56,525 Okay, for the last time. Wish me. 1279 01:39:58,409 --> 01:40:01,446 So... you're really gonna do it then? 1280 01:40:02,788 --> 01:40:05,370 Yeah, our mum and dad back together. 1281 01:40:05,458 --> 01:40:07,619 Robbie, don't you want to be happy? 1282 01:40:16,385 --> 01:40:19,218 "We wish to create a mobile phone application..." 1283 01:40:19,305 --> 01:40:20,511 Mmm? 1284 01:40:20,598 --> 01:40:22,213 "Hereafter referred to as an app..." 1285 01:40:22,308 --> 01:40:24,424 - Ros... - What? 1286 01:40:24,519 --> 01:40:27,932 Why is your shoe flashing? 1287 01:40:28,022 --> 01:40:30,263 I don't know, but... 1288 01:40:30,358 --> 01:40:33,270 Where is it? Eh? 1289 01:40:33,361 --> 01:40:35,272 - Where is it? - I don't... 1290 01:40:40,826 --> 01:40:42,817 I have a signal! 1291 01:40:43,913 --> 01:40:45,904 Yay, we have a signal. 1292 01:40:47,124 --> 01:40:50,082 Okay... 1293 01:40:50,169 --> 01:40:54,583 Two-hundred and eighty-seven emails. Nineteen voicemails. 1294 01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:03,342 I'm on vacation. 1295 01:41:10,398 --> 01:41:12,684 Is that...” hang on. 1296 01:41:18,656 --> 01:41:20,521 - Show me to its nest. - Ow! 1297 01:41:20,616 --> 01:41:22,732 Where it does its business! 1298 01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:25,318 Take me to its lair! Its dwelling place! 1299 01:41:25,413 --> 01:41:28,905 What are you doing?! 1300 01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:31,082 - What's going on? - Stinking... 1301 01:41:31,168 --> 01:41:32,479 - What's going on?! - Stay out of this. 1302 01:41:32,503 --> 01:41:34,915 This doesn't concern you. It's between me and these children. 1303 01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:37,463 Hang on a minute. Just calm down. I'm sure we can all... 1304 01:41:37,550 --> 01:41:39,861 Yeah, I think you should calm down. Let me carry out my investigation. 1305 01:41:39,885 --> 01:41:42,217 - Mr. Trent, be reasonable. - I'm being reasonable! 1306 01:41:42,305 --> 01:41:44,637 I've not shot them or flogged them, have 1? 1307 01:41:44,724 --> 01:41:47,966 Now why don't you toddle off into the dunes with your American tart, 1308 01:41:48,060 --> 01:41:49,721 and let me take care of business? 1309 01:41:52,315 --> 01:41:54,522 You keep your hands off my family! 1310 01:41:54,609 --> 01:41:56,190 Alice, phone the police. 1311 01:41:56,277 --> 01:41:59,861 Oh, yes. Um, well, I have a phone, too. 1312 01:42:01,073 --> 01:42:02,529 Four bars. 1313 01:42:09,457 --> 01:42:11,288 Ros, stop. 1314 01:42:12,460 --> 01:42:15,702 No, ros, no. 1315 01:42:15,796 --> 01:42:19,209 But the wish, I... I never made the wish! 1316 01:42:21,093 --> 01:42:23,880 It was just here. It can't have gone far. 1317 01:42:25,890 --> 01:42:28,097 Why aren't you helping me?! 1318 01:42:29,268 --> 01:42:31,304 It... it's gone, ros. 1319 01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:34,603 No. I want it back. I want it back! 1320 01:42:34,690 --> 01:42:36,271 Let it go. 1321 01:42:39,904 --> 01:42:41,610 Well, I... I don't know about anyone else, 1322 01:42:41,697 --> 01:42:44,404 but I'm still looking forward to hearing this ludicrous wish. 1323 01:42:51,749 --> 01:42:54,536 We wish... 1324 01:42:54,627 --> 01:42:56,458 Can they say goodbye first? 1325 01:43:02,843 --> 01:43:05,129 We had a good time, didn't we? 1326 01:43:06,514 --> 01:43:08,175 We had the best. 1327 01:43:13,646 --> 01:43:15,762 But I don't wanna say goodbye. 1328 01:43:16,941 --> 01:43:20,308 But we have to, Maudie. We have to. 1329 01:43:28,285 --> 01:43:30,071 I wish... 1330 01:43:33,207 --> 01:43:34,492 I wish... 1331 01:43:48,472 --> 01:43:50,087 I wish... 1332 01:43:56,731 --> 01:44:00,690 I wish that you have a long, peaceful sleep in the sand, 1333 01:44:00,776 --> 01:44:04,360 and no one disturbs you for at least another hundred years. 1334 01:44:05,614 --> 01:44:08,071 Maybe there's hope for you yet. 1335 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:16,664 - Goodbye, psammead. - Bye, psammead. 1336 01:44:16,751 --> 01:44:18,457 Thanks for the horrible wishes. 1337 01:44:19,837 --> 01:44:23,045 Well, goodbye, children. It's been awful knowing you. 1338 01:44:24,258 --> 01:44:26,840 Bye-bye, sand monster. 1339 01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:32,679 See you never. 1340 01:44:34,643 --> 01:44:37,100 That I can promise. 1341 01:44:48,616 --> 01:44:50,607 Jj 1342 01:44:52,661 --> 01:44:53,992 And just the way he was behaving. 1343 01:44:54,079 --> 01:44:55,515 Don't... don't... now, don't arrest me. 1344 01:44:55,539 --> 01:44:57,746 There's been a misunderstanding. Un-arrest me. 1345 01:44:57,833 --> 01:45:00,540 Arrest them! If you're gonna arrest anybody. 1346 01:45:00,628 --> 01:45:03,119 He struck me, she's American, 1347 01:45:03,214 --> 01:45:05,375 they destroyed my house with a magical sand thing! 1348 01:45:05,466 --> 01:45:08,333 It decimated my mansion! It's in ruins! 1349 01:45:12,807 --> 01:45:14,092 Kids? 1350 01:45:15,267 --> 01:45:17,098 Are you all right? 1351 01:45:17,186 --> 01:45:19,598 We're fine. 1352 01:45:19,688 --> 01:45:21,553 We're all completely fine. 1353 01:45:27,738 --> 01:45:29,729 Jj 1354 01:45:54,348 --> 01:45:56,339 Jj 1355 01:46:46,317 --> 01:46:49,104 - There you go. - Thank you. 1356 01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:53,896 I wish I could be a writer one day. 1357 01:46:53,991 --> 01:46:57,233 Well, you're never too old for wishes, huh? 1358 01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:03,326 Have a nice day. 1359 01:47:05,336 --> 01:47:08,169 Could you sign it for Jacqueline, please? 1360 01:47:10,382 --> 01:47:11,963 Of course! 1361 01:47:21,185 --> 01:47:22,800 Thank you. 91036