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- Yeah, I'm headed
there right now.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I see.
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Bye.
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- So I don't have a rescue dog.
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I mean, I have a dog and
it came from the shelter
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but I don't call
it a rescue dog.
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I feel like rescue is
kind of a grandiose term
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for going and getting something
that I already wanted.
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Rescuing should involve
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swinging on vines
and defusing bombs.
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Okay, three,
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two, one.
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Oh, that's really cute.
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And, look, I'm happy
to take another one
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but just so you know,
the meter is running.
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- Aw, look at you!
- That's so cute.
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I look fabulous.
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- Oh no.
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- I love it.
- Delete it.
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- Your skin is perfect.
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It makes me want to kill you.
- What?
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- No, I should've just
warn my hair down.
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I mean, it looks horrible.
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Look at my breakouts.
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- At least one of
us can pull updos .
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- Have you ever
noticed that some girls
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don't really compliment
each other unless
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it sounds really threatening?
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Your body is so fit,
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I wish you that you would
power walk right off a cliff.
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Your smile is so beautiful
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I want to take a
baseball bat to it.
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Your hair's so beautiful
I want to rip it out
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and then it wouldn't
be your hair anymore.
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It would be my hair.
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No, that's not good,
that one needs work.
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Sir?
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Sir?
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- Huh?
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- Yeah, I just wanted to
know if you needed to go
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to Brookside Apartments
or Brookwood Apartments.
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- Terry's!
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Take me to Terry's,
mm-hmm, yeah.
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- Okay, so does Terry
live at Brookwood Apart--
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- Terry's!
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Boom, boom, boom, ba-boom.
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Terry's, yeah.
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Strip, nap.
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- Okay, that sounds
like Brookside.
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I mean, I tell other people
that he's a rescue dog
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and I definitely use the
hashtag on Instagram.
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Right here, buddy!
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My lane.
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Because, otherwise,
how would people know
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that I was a good person?
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Well, I'm sure you
son is really excited
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that you're gonna be visiting
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and you're gonna have fun too.
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There's a lot to do
here, it's a nice town.
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- The body
discovered in Philips Park
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has been identified as 24
year old Gabriel Payne.
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Authorities are asking
for any information.
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- So what part of town
does your son live in?
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- Honey, no!
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Every time we go there
we get terrible service
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and you expect me to
talk to the manager?
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I'm sorry, ma'am, we
want to go to the Cellar.
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- Don't talk over me!
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It is my birthday
and I get to choose!
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- We went out for your
birthday last night.
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That was the agreement.
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- Pffft.
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What, did you make
it with yourself
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because I don't remember
signing anything.
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- Okay.
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Happy birthday.
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I don't really know
how to react to people
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who celebrate birthday months.
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Like what if my birthday
falls during the same month?
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Do I have to cancel mine?
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If I have a party and
I invite that person,
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does it then become their party?
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Because I'm not
about sharing cake.
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- This is a nice car.
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What kind of warranty
does it have on it?
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- Thanks, I'm actually not sure.
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It's on loan from my sister.
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Mine, someone smashed
all the windows out--
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- Does it get pretty
good gas mileage?
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- Again, I'm not really sure
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because I'm just
borrowing it for awhile.
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- How much was the down payment,
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if you don't mind my asking?
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- I can, I can text my sister.
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- Well not while you're driving,
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I'm scared to death back here.
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- Okay, sorry, sorry.
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- See, here's the
thing about women.
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- Here's the thing
about Millennials.
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- So here's the thing
about "Game of Thrones."
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- Oh!
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- Thanks a lot.
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- Thanks a lot.
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- Thank you for
riding with Ferry.
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We welcome feedback
to help improve
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your customer experience.
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Back.
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You doing all right tonight?
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- Fine, thanks.
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- And where are we heading?
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- 22 Elmwood Drive.
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Then I need you to--
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- Oh, multiple stops?
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- Yes.
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- Okay, you in town for
business or pleasure?
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- Visiting old friends.
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- Oh, you're from
here originally?
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- No.
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- Cool.
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A bunch of night owls, I guess.
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- You guessed right.
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- So, are we picking
a few people up
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and then heading to one location
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because I can suggest some
places that stay open.
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- What is your name?
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- Emerson.
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- Is that a first
name or a last name?
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- It can be both.
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- What does it say on
your driver's license?
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- Suspended.
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- I assume that's a joke.
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- Yes.
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Sorry, it's Emerson Graham.
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- Okay, Miss Graham,
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I very much appreciate
your trying to help.
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However,
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I have a very specific plan
and I intend to stick to it.
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Also, I have to keep
an eye on the time.
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So...
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- My apologies, Mister...
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Sorry, what was your name?
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- Unimportant.
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- 22 Elmwood Lane.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I can put on some
music if you want.
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- This is fine.
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- There are actually
a lot of fun places
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that stay open late here.
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When I'm done with this,
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I'm probably hitting
up a few open mics.
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- You're a singer?
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- As a service to the
general public, I'm not.
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I do standup.
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- You're a comedian?
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- Not judging by your reactions.
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- I imagine you're funny
in a different setting.
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- Thanks, that's what I
put on my business cards.
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- Here we are.
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- So I see.
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Are you going to be
visiting for awhile?
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Should I do a few more
stops and come back
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or do you want me to--
- Wait.
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I'll be out shortly.
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Feel free to listen
to some music.
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- Appreciate it.
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Super cool of you, guy.
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Hello?
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No, this isn't
Jim, I actually...
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My name's Emerson Graham,
I'm not with him though.
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I found his bag outside
of my apartments.
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Yeah, I would've called earlier
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but the phone was
locked, so I...
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I hate to hear that.
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Yeah, I know how things
get at night here.
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But I do live in a
college neighborhood,
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people drop things all the time.
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Listen, if he shows up
in the next few minutes
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just call this phone back,
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I'll be happy to drop it
wherever you guys are.
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Otherwise, I'll take it
to the police station
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and you can let him know.
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Yeah, I hope you
hear something soon.
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Good luck.
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Have you ever met the person
who's so up their own ass
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that they give you permission
to do your own stuff?
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Like, you'll invite
them out for the weekend
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and they'll say, eh, I
don't really feel like it
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but you can go.
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Oh, well thank you so much
for giving me the go ahead.
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You know, I was just
gonna sit on my hands...
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- Done.
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On to the next address.
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- Great.
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You can turn that back down now.
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- How many more
stops did you say?
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- What's that smell?
198
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- It's an essential oil mix
for calming, tranquil thoughts.
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Nice, huh?
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- It's really strong for
use inside a vehicle.
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This one might take
a little longer.
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You're fine waiting?
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- I can.
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If you're gonna be
visiting for awhile,
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you're free to flag down--
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- It would be better
if you stayed nearby.
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- Okay, well just so you know,
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there is an additional
fee on any waits over--
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- The fee isn't an issue.
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In fact, I'm willing to add
a generous tip on completion.
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- Willing, wow.
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- Well, I guess it is necessary.
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Just depends on how much
you like getting money.
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- Hey, what's up, Grace?
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Yeah, I'm on a job
right now, actually.
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No, I can grab some
on the way home.
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In good news,
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00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,015
we might not have to wait
until the last minute
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to pay the utility
bill this month.
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No, not a good night, exactly.
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The guy's kind of an ass
but a profitable one.
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Okay.
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Yep, I'm writing it down now.
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Bye.
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- We need to go!
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- That didn't take very long.
227
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- No, it didn't.
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On to the next spot, please.
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- Sure.
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Listen, I'm sorry if
earlier I was being--
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- It's fine!
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What're you doing?
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- Um.
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- What're you doing?
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- Listen, I hate to
bail on this ride
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but I've just had an
emergency come up.
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I need to make a
phone call real quick.
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Is it okay if I
drop you off some--
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- I don't care where you
drop me, just start driving.
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- Sure, the thing is--
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- Now!
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Please.
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I've got an address for
you to put in the phone,
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if you don't mind.
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- Really need to make
this phone call, guy.
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- And I really don't need
to be stranded out here.
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- Well, I know the
city pretty well,
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so I can probably find the place
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without putting the
address in my phone.
250
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,168
What the hell?
251
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:03,514
- If you don't need to
put it in your phone
252
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:05,585
then get me to 34 Maplewood.
253
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,898
- You need to get out of my car.
254
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,659
- 34 Maplewood!
255
00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,005
I said I'm in a hurry!
256
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,455
- You can say
whatever you want to
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00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:16,285
but you are not saying
it in my car anymore.
258
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:27,952
What the hell?
259
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,439
Get off of me!
260
00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:38,307
- I need you to drive!
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- Okay.
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- 34.
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- Maplewood.
- Maple.
264
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:49,422
- Lane or street?
265
00:16:50,457 --> 00:16:51,286
- Um...
266
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:53,633
It's street.
267
00:16:58,638 --> 00:16:59,777
- Please don't hurt me.
268
00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,055
- I'm not going to.
269
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:02,952
- Please don't hurt anybody.
270
00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:05,610
- I'm not, really.
271
00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,647
- I can take you to
the airport right now.
272
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:10,270
You can leave town and I will
never tell anyone about this.
273
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,168
I promise.
274
00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:12,100
- I can't do that.
275
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:14,861
- Please, I don't wanna
be a part of this.
276
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:17,174
Can you just let me
drop you off somewhere?
277
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:20,522
- Let me explain.
278
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:24,491
Don't stop!
279
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:25,527
- I have to.
280
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,046
- I have a knife.
281
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,462
- Well if I don't, they're
just gonna call for backup.
282
00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:31,740
- All right.
283
00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:32,948
Just...
284
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,640
Act natural.
285
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:36,503
- Okay.
286
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:40,404
- Nobody gets hurt.
287
00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:41,405
- Okay.
288
00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:44,028
Okay.
289
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,236
Okay.
290
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:48,550
It's gonna be okay.
291
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:08,708
- Evening.
292
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,918
You were doing a lot
of weaving back there.
293
00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:14,127
- Officer, I need your
help, this man is dangerous!
294
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:15,611
- What're you doing?
295
00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,613
- He has a weapon, I think
he hurt someone back there!
296
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:18,545
- No.
297
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:19,719
- Sir, step out of the vehicle
298
00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:21,030
with your hands
where I can see them!
299
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:22,308
- I can explain.
300
00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:24,931
Whoa!
301
00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:31,040
Oh no.
302
00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:32,180
Oh
303
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:33,077
no.
304
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:40,567
Go!
305
00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:41,430
Drive!
306
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:53,891
What're you doing?
307
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,134
- I'm getting my phone.
308
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,342
We need to call
help for that guy.
309
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:57,308
We are not gonna be
able to help that guy.
310
00:18:57,343 --> 00:18:58,482
- You don't know that.
311
00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,690
- I do, sorry.
312
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:02,210
- What was that?
313
00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:03,176
- That really wasn't
supposed to happen.
314
00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:05,523
I messed up at the last stop.
315
00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:07,249
- That doesn't tell
me what it was.
316
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,045
- It was a demon.
317
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:10,873
- No.
318
00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:11,805
- Yeah, no.
319
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:12,737
For the lack of a better term.
320
00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:14,187
And now I lost my talisman
321
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:16,672
and I'm just really playing
everything by ear here.
322
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:17,604
- No.
323
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:18,847
- See, what I need you to do now
324
00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:20,124
is you gotta take
me to the cemetery.
325
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,091
I gotta get a
sample of the soil.
326
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,955
Then I need silver,
any kind of silver.
327
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:26,406
Silver plating,
anything that will work.
328
00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:27,511
Why are you stopping?
329
00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:30,445
- Get out of the car.
330
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:34,449
- Didn't want to do
this, I got a knife.
331
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:35,312
- Now!
332
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,348
- Listen,
333
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,109
I need your help, okay?
334
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:41,594
We can defeat this together.
335
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:43,492
But I got a limited
amount of time here, okay?
336
00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:46,150
Because they know I'm here
now, they can track me.
337
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,393
- There isn't a we.
338
00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:49,015
You wouldn't even give
me your name earlier.
339
00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:50,430
This isn't a team effort.
340
00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:53,778
- Roger, I'm Roger.
341
00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:55,953
- You're a dick and I should've
thrown you out of my car
342
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,369
as soon as you got
rude about the radio.
343
00:19:58,404 --> 00:19:59,508
- But you didn't.
344
00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:00,337
- What?
345
00:20:00,371 --> 00:20:02,235
- You didn't bail on me
346
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,443
because there's
something inside of you
347
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:05,238
that is called to help me.
348
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:06,722
You sensed a need to
serve a greater good
349
00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:08,483
and you answered it.
350
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:10,726
- No, I wanted to
make a big enough tip
351
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:12,590
that my roommate and I
could afford plumbing
352
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,352
that doesn't necessitate
the use of a turd spoon.
353
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:17,802
I don't care about you and
I definitely didn't sign up
354
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:18,976
to watch someone die.
355
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,047
Get out of my car!
356
00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:24,257
- There are things like
that out there, more things,
357
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:25,638
and they can catch me.
358
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:28,606
Please.
359
00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:46,348
Oh, my bag.
360
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,593
My bag!
361
00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:50,525
You got my bag!
362
00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:53,804
Hold up!
363
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:56,669
- Shit.
364
00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:08,267
- Are you letting
me get my supplies?
365
00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:11,270
- Get in.
366
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,386
- You have made
the right choice.
367
00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:26,043
People are going to
remember your name
368
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,942
for the heroics you do tonight.
369
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,082
- I wanna play my
radio if I want to
370
00:21:31,117 --> 00:21:32,774
and you're still
giving me a big tip.
371
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,155
- Well, if we live through this,
372
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:38,158
you won't care about any
of those things anymore.
373
00:21:38,193 --> 00:21:39,470
- Yes I will.
374
00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:40,333
- Fine.
375
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,336
- Will you give me my phone?
376
00:21:46,132 --> 00:21:47,547
- Wow.
377
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:50,343
You have a lot of "Word
War" notifications.
378
00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:52,656
- Well, I know a lot of words.
379
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:55,175
- I don't think I have
that many friends.
380
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,004
- No kidding.
381
00:22:01,492 --> 00:22:02,838
- What is a turd spoon?
382
00:22:04,461 --> 00:22:06,048
- It's exactly what
it sounds like.
383
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,947
- I have no idea
what it sounds like.
384
00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:14,712
- Did that officer
die back there?
385
00:22:14,747 --> 00:22:15,955
- I don't think so.
386
00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:17,370
- Oh, thank--
387
00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:18,682
- I think he's probably
getting possessed as we speak.
388
00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:19,752
- Jesus.
389
00:22:24,032 --> 00:22:25,309
- That is very strong.
390
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,621
- Well, it's lavender.
391
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,070
It's good for lengthening
the brainwaves
392
00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:29,555
and calming me down.
393
00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:32,247
- We have so much to do
394
00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:33,593
if we're gonna pull
this off tonight.
395
00:22:34,525 --> 00:22:35,388
Oh!
396
00:22:35,423 --> 00:22:37,045
That, what is that?
397
00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:38,633
- It's mint, it's
good for energy.
398
00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:40,497
- It smells like Satan's anus.
399
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:42,740
Significantly worse
than the first one.
400
00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:44,259
- Well, then pick a favorite.
401
00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:46,399
I've got mint,
I've got lavender,
402
00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:49,885
I've got rosemary, I've
got sandalwood, cedarwood,
403
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,680
thyme and eucalyptus.
404
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:54,925
But, you know,
even if I poured it
405
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:56,927
directly into the upholstery,
that still wouldn't be
406
00:22:56,961 --> 00:22:58,273
as heinous as not
telling me that
407
00:22:58,307 --> 00:23:00,689
I was tagging along
for a demon hunt.
408
00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:03,416
So just chill about
the oils, okay?
409
00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:05,073
What are you, my ex?
410
00:23:17,257 --> 00:23:18,500
- Are you hungry by any chance?
411
00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:20,157
You know, maybe if we're
fortifying ourselves,
412
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:23,091
we should be eating something,
not just smelling it.
413
00:23:25,645 --> 00:23:26,474
- Fine.
414
00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:31,582
What are they?
415
00:23:31,617 --> 00:23:32,997
You said for lack
of a better word.
416
00:23:33,032 --> 00:23:36,415
If they aren't demons,
then what are they?
417
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,865
- I don't think there's
a word for what they are.
418
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:42,317
They're evil spirits,
419
00:23:42,351 --> 00:23:44,492
dark entities from
another plane.
420
00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:47,011
- What do they do?
421
00:23:47,046 --> 00:23:49,324
- They take over
the body of a host.
422
00:23:49,358 --> 00:23:53,570
- And what, feed on the flesh
of the living, kill people?
423
00:23:53,604 --> 00:23:54,847
- No.
424
00:23:54,881 --> 00:23:57,643
They spread to score at
a much smaller level.
425
00:23:57,677 --> 00:24:00,231
Eventually, housing one
of them will kill the host
426
00:24:00,266 --> 00:24:01,474
sooner rather than later,
427
00:24:01,509 --> 00:24:05,133
but the main part
is loss of agency.
428
00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:08,308
Imagine being a passenger
in your own body
429
00:24:08,343 --> 00:24:13,106
but tonight, tonight, I can
get rid of them for good!
430
00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:16,869
- How do you know
so much about this?
431
00:24:18,974 --> 00:24:20,148
- It is my curse.
432
00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:24,601
It is my family's fault.
433
00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:28,190
There is a window between
their world and ours.
434
00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:29,191
- What do you mean?
435
00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:33,057
- You probably wonder
why I'm traveling alone.
436
00:24:33,092 --> 00:24:35,163
Why I have no companion.
437
00:24:36,682 --> 00:24:38,373
- No, I feel pretty
rock solid on that.
438
00:24:38,407 --> 00:24:40,617
- It is because those
entities roam freely
439
00:24:40,651 --> 00:24:43,585
as long as my
family still lives.
440
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:45,656
Every time someone is
born into my family,
441
00:24:45,691 --> 00:24:46,933
another batch of those things
442
00:24:46,968 --> 00:24:49,522
is given free
reign in our world.
443
00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:52,076
I can not take a
wife or have a child
444
00:24:52,111 --> 00:24:55,148
until I take of this,
once and for all.
445
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,844
Can I crack the
window just an inch?
446
00:25:13,615 --> 00:25:16,031
- Do you wanna pay
with cash or card?
447
00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:18,171
- I thought you paid for
your own gas in this service.
448
00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:20,553
- In the driving service
that I work for, yes.
449
00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:22,659
In the service of demon hunting,
450
00:25:22,693 --> 00:25:24,730
we're figuring it out as we go.
451
00:25:24,764 --> 00:25:26,283
I'm assuming money
is not an issue?
452
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,422
- I have money.
453
00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:28,941
It's part of the deal.
454
00:25:28,975 --> 00:25:30,287
- The deal?
455
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,461
- My great, great grandfather
summoned an entity
456
00:25:32,496 --> 00:25:35,775
in exchange passage to this
world for power and wealth.
457
00:25:37,052 --> 00:25:38,640
The generations that
followed enjoyed the benefits
458
00:25:38,675 --> 00:25:40,815
while ignoring the havoc
459
00:25:40,849 --> 00:25:43,645
that those things
wreaked in our world.
460
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,406
- Well then you should
definitely pay for gas.
461
00:25:46,441 --> 00:25:48,098
Divest yourself of any money
462
00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:50,065
that you got through evil means.
463
00:25:51,239 --> 00:25:53,724
- I feel like you just
want me to buy the gas.
464
00:25:53,759 --> 00:25:55,243
- You're also buying snacks.
465
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,348
- That's fine.
466
00:26:06,254 --> 00:26:07,704
- All right, help me out.
467
00:26:07,738 --> 00:26:10,603
How did you great, great
grandfather summon a demon
468
00:26:10,638 --> 00:26:14,227
and why is tonight the
night to end it all?
469
00:26:14,262 --> 00:26:15,677
- It all started with a book
470
00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:18,128
that's been in my
family for generations.
471
00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:23,098
My great, great grandfather...
472
00:27:01,136 --> 00:27:02,379
- Hey, officer?
473
00:27:03,794 --> 00:27:04,623
Are you...
474
00:27:05,969 --> 00:27:06,866
Are you all right?
475
00:27:07,695 --> 00:27:08,937
- Never been better.
476
00:27:10,352 --> 00:27:11,871
- All right.
477
00:27:21,812 --> 00:27:25,091
- So that applied in a
limited amount of time
478
00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:27,059
will close it up forever.
479
00:27:27,093 --> 00:27:28,854
- Okay, I guess that makes sense
480
00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:30,579
but what if somebody
else opens it?
481
00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:32,996
- I'm not even entertaining
that possibility.
482
00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:35,964
I'm burning that book
when you and I are done.
483
00:27:35,999 --> 00:27:37,690
- So this curse dies
with your family
484
00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:39,830
and you don't have
any kids, right?
485
00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:40,935
- That's right.
486
00:27:40,969 --> 00:27:42,108
- Well,
487
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:44,628
not to be insensitive
but if you die,
488
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,665
this all goes away, yeah?
489
00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:49,702
- Try harder.
490
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,600
- No, I'm not saying to
off yourself or anything.
491
00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:53,775
It's just, if
something went wrong
492
00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:55,777
and you ended up getting killed,
493
00:27:55,812 --> 00:27:57,503
it wouldn't be a complete waste.
494
00:27:58,435 --> 00:27:59,539
- Uh...
495
00:28:00,506 --> 00:28:01,714
Possibly.
496
00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:04,199
But my grandfather was
a very wealthy man.
497
00:28:04,234 --> 00:28:05,511
- Yeah?
498
00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:07,340
- He traveled a lot.
499
00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:08,583
- Okay.
500
00:28:08,617 --> 00:28:10,205
- Now my father,
my aunt, my uncle,
501
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,277
they're his only legal heirs but
502
00:28:13,312 --> 00:28:16,867
word has it he got around a lot.
503
00:28:16,902 --> 00:28:18,110
- Oh.
504
00:28:18,144 --> 00:28:20,008
- So, him being
quite promiscuous,
505
00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:22,735
and the possibility
of any of those kids
506
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:24,875
inheriting that
particular trait,
507
00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:28,223
there's no guarantee that
the family ends with me.
508
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,088
- So what can I do to help?
509
00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:33,884
Obviously if there's demons,
510
00:28:33,919 --> 00:28:36,128
for lack of a better
word, in my town,
511
00:28:36,162 --> 00:28:37,785
I wanna help you
get rid of them.
512
00:28:37,819 --> 00:28:39,994
- Okay, I need the
blood of a host.
513
00:28:40,028 --> 00:28:41,512
I've already go that.
514
00:28:41,547 --> 00:28:43,894
Then I need the branches
from very specific trees.
515
00:28:43,929 --> 00:28:45,862
- Oh, how do we keep
from getting waylaid
516
00:28:45,896 --> 00:28:47,035
by another one of those things?
517
00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:48,519
- That's a good question.
518
00:28:48,554 --> 00:28:51,246
Okay, keep your eyes pealed
for people of authority,
519
00:28:51,281 --> 00:28:52,627
people with power.
520
00:28:52,661 --> 00:28:54,111
If you know what to look for,
521
00:28:54,146 --> 00:28:56,493
they won't be able to
take us by surprise.
522
00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:01,187
Help!
523
00:29:01,222 --> 00:29:03,120
- I don't know how yet!
524
00:29:05,019 --> 00:29:05,916
Oh no.
525
00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:06,745
- Can't that wait?
526
00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:07,607
- Sorry!
527
00:29:15,374 --> 00:29:16,168
- Give me some silver!
528
00:29:16,202 --> 00:29:17,134
- Oh!
529
00:29:21,138 --> 00:29:21,967
Here!
530
00:29:22,899 --> 00:29:24,107
- Ugh!
531
00:29:24,141 --> 00:29:26,040
- It's not the turd
spoon, you jackwagon!
532
00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:34,980
Should we take him with us?
533
00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:37,085
- Yeah, kidnapping a
policeman is a great way
534
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,777
to keep a low profile!
535
00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:41,227
- Hey!
536
00:29:41,262 --> 00:29:43,505
Hey, what the hell
did you guys do?
537
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:44,610
Help!
538
00:29:44,644 --> 00:29:46,405
I'm calling the cops!
539
00:29:58,451 --> 00:30:00,281
- You said kidnapping,
so he's alive?
540
00:30:00,315 --> 00:30:01,385
- What?
541
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:02,766
- You said kidnapping,
not murder.
542
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,457
Does that mean that
officer's still alive?
543
00:30:04,492 --> 00:30:05,804
- Yes, he's alive.
544
00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:08,599
A little worse for the
wear but he's alive.
545
00:30:08,634 --> 00:30:10,360
- So what happened
to that thing?
546
00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:13,052
- He probably fled
back to his original host.
547
00:30:13,950 --> 00:30:15,330
- So when you kill these things,
548
00:30:15,365 --> 00:30:18,057
the people that they
were in, they're okay?
549
00:30:18,092 --> 00:30:19,300
- More or less.
550
00:30:19,334 --> 00:30:20,819
- Well what does that mean?
551
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,268
- If they fight
me, I'm gonna fight back.
552
00:30:22,303 --> 00:30:25,237
I think you would
understand that.
553
00:30:25,271 --> 00:30:26,479
- Have you ever killed someone
554
00:30:26,514 --> 00:30:28,309
trying to get a
demon out of them?
555
00:30:28,343 --> 00:30:29,448
- Tonight, no.
556
00:30:30,587 --> 00:30:31,415
- Why here?
557
00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:36,904
- The gateway exists
on hollow ground
558
00:30:36,938 --> 00:30:38,491
in the grove of the five trees.
559
00:30:39,596 --> 00:30:40,908
Back when my great
grandfather lived here,
560
00:30:40,942 --> 00:30:43,669
that was a cemetery that
was deep in the woods.
561
00:30:43,703 --> 00:30:46,120
Now I figured after all this
time the gate would be closed
562
00:30:46,154 --> 00:30:47,880
or I would have to
find it somewhere else.
563
00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:51,090
But it turns out that
the cemetery has expanded
564
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,989
and is now enclosed
by these give streets.
565
00:30:53,023 --> 00:30:56,820
- Oh, Elmwood, Maplewood, Cedar,
Oak and Pine, the streets.
566
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,511
- Bingo, it fits.
567
00:30:58,546 --> 00:31:00,444
Should've worked perfectly.
568
00:31:00,479 --> 00:31:01,376
- Should have?
569
00:31:01,411 --> 00:31:02,619
Can you not still pull this off?
570
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:03,896
- There's no more
surprise attack.
571
00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:06,036
They know I'm here,
they're on to me.
572
00:31:06,071 --> 00:31:09,074
I mean, listen, yes, we could
very well still pull this off
573
00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:10,765
but we'd be insane to think
to think those entities
574
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:11,904
aren't gonna try to stop us.
575
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,526
They're not gonna wanna
go back down there
576
00:31:13,561 --> 00:31:15,597
and have us close
it behind them.
577
00:31:15,632 --> 00:31:17,841
We got over on this guy
fairly easily because
578
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,912
he's not used to
his new body yet.
579
00:31:19,947 --> 00:31:22,708
And, thankfully, that
officer lost his gun
580
00:31:22,742 --> 00:31:23,916
somewhere in the struggle.
581
00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:25,780
What we need is the hero.
582
00:31:28,265 --> 00:31:29,646
- Are you not a hero?
583
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,061
- Thank you but no.
584
00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:32,545
I was going to summon a hero.
585
00:31:33,719 --> 00:31:35,859
- Boy, your family, they
just look at a problem
586
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,068
and immediately leap
to summoning something.
587
00:31:38,103 --> 00:31:40,726
- It's part of the ancient text.
588
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,211
From the mists of
time emerges a hero
589
00:31:43,246 --> 00:31:44,730
to subdue the entities.
590
00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:48,182
My theory was it was a spirit
591
00:31:48,216 --> 00:31:49,183
that was stronger than they were
592
00:31:49,217 --> 00:31:50,736
that could hold them at bay.
593
00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:53,187
Possibly, it's another human
who's well versed in magic
594
00:31:53,221 --> 00:31:54,291
and can vanquish them.
595
00:31:56,086 --> 00:31:57,260
- So why don't we?
596
00:31:57,294 --> 00:31:58,606
- Why don't we what?
597
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,297
- Summon him, or her.
598
00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:03,128
- I told you, I
lost my talisman.
599
00:32:04,336 --> 00:32:06,510
I needed blood of
a host, grave dust
600
00:32:06,545 --> 00:32:09,858
and a very specific
talisman for that task.
601
00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:13,966
- So we go get it.
602
00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:15,312
- The talisman?
603
00:32:15,347 --> 00:32:17,314
- Yes, you dropped it at
the second house, right?
604
00:32:17,349 --> 00:32:19,351
- Yes I did, I dropped
it at the second house.
605
00:32:19,385 --> 00:32:20,283
I lost it.
606
00:32:20,317 --> 00:32:22,492
- So let's go back for it.
607
00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:23,424
- But the demon.
608
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:25,046
- For lack of a better term.
609
00:32:25,081 --> 00:32:27,186
It's either looking
for its old body
610
00:32:27,221 --> 00:32:28,463
or if it's already there,
611
00:32:28,498 --> 00:32:31,397
she's on the side of the
road, not at the house.
612
00:32:31,432 --> 00:32:32,812
- That's true.
613
00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:33,710
That's very, very true.
614
00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:34,745
Okay.
615
00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:35,608
Hmmm.
616
00:32:36,851 --> 00:32:38,301
There's one thing though.
617
00:32:38,335 --> 00:32:39,164
- What's that?
618
00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:41,960
- What is a turd spoon?
619
00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:43,616
- It's not important.
620
00:32:43,651 --> 00:32:45,722
- We do not need to have
another miscommunication
621
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:46,895
like we had back there!
622
00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:48,414
I need to know.
623
00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:51,072
- Dude, assume that I don't
keep the turd spoon in my car.
624
00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:52,556
- I was just...
625
00:32:52,591 --> 00:32:54,317
Very distracting to have
that in the back of my brain.
626
00:32:54,351 --> 00:32:58,183
- You know, if you're rich
enough to have a family curse,
627
00:32:58,217 --> 00:33:00,254
then you're rich enough for
me to be kind of embarrassed
628
00:33:00,288 --> 00:33:02,981
about explaining the finer
points of being a little poor.
629
00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:05,224
- More embarrassing than having
a great, great grandfather
630
00:33:05,259 --> 00:33:07,675
summon demons in
exchange for wealth?
631
00:33:07,709 --> 00:33:10,747
Or a grandfather who's
a pretty epic slut?
632
00:33:15,786 --> 00:33:19,825
- My roommate, Grace, and I
live in a really old apartment.
633
00:33:19,859 --> 00:33:23,346
Not cool, historic,
well maintained, old,
634
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:25,141
just old.
635
00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:26,314
- Okay.
636
00:33:26,349 --> 00:33:29,145
- Well the plumbing is dire.
637
00:33:29,179 --> 00:33:30,491
We've talked to the
landlord about it
638
00:33:30,525 --> 00:33:31,768
but they're not
gonna do anything
639
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,183
because what're we gonna do?
640
00:33:33,218 --> 00:33:36,462
Move somewhere with equally
low rent that's nicer?
641
00:33:36,497 --> 00:33:37,325
- Okay.
642
00:33:41,226 --> 00:33:44,436
- Anyway, if we or a guest have
643
00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:48,060
a significant bathroom incident,
644
00:33:48,095 --> 00:33:50,580
we keep a big plastic
spoon next to the toilet
645
00:33:50,614 --> 00:33:51,581
that we use to...
646
00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:57,449
We break things up into
more manageable sizes
647
00:33:57,483 --> 00:33:59,830
so that the toilet
can actually flush.
648
00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:05,319
I cannot stress enough that
that's all that we use it for.
649
00:34:05,353 --> 00:34:06,561
We don't cook with it
650
00:34:06,596 --> 00:34:08,977
and I definitely don't
carry it around with me.
651
00:34:10,013 --> 00:34:11,290
Call it the turd spoon.
652
00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:15,122
- Well, that's...
653
00:34:16,778 --> 00:34:19,712
That certainly puts
things into perspective.
654
00:34:19,747 --> 00:34:21,128
Yeah.
655
00:34:21,162 --> 00:34:23,716
Evil entities is a family
curse but, you know,
656
00:34:23,751 --> 00:34:26,098
knock on wood, I've never
had to use a turd spoon.
657
00:34:27,996 --> 00:34:29,101
- It's not funny.
658
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:34,037
At least my granddad
wasn't a big skank.
659
00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:39,594
Hey, how much of your
birthday and Christmas money
660
00:34:39,629 --> 00:34:41,251
do you think he
spent on his various
661
00:34:41,286 --> 00:34:43,288
boyfriends and girlfriends
662
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:45,704
and prostitutes.
663
00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:52,159
- Emerson,
664
00:34:53,263 --> 00:34:55,127
oh, that's good!
665
00:34:55,162 --> 00:34:56,749
Oh, thank you.
666
00:34:56,784 --> 00:34:57,923
Oh, wow.
667
00:34:59,062 --> 00:35:00,305
Mmmm.
668
00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:02,376
- Whoa, whoa, this
is my sister's.
669
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:07,174
- Oh, I'm so glad we can
finally talk about this.
670
00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:09,245
- You know, you could've told me
671
00:35:09,279 --> 00:35:10,487
all this from the beginning.
672
00:35:10,522 --> 00:35:11,695
- No.
673
00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:12,938
I had a responsibility.
674
00:35:12,972 --> 00:35:15,630
- To vanquish demons
and summon a hero
675
00:35:15,665 --> 00:35:19,496
but I have a responsibility to
get you where you need to go.
676
00:35:19,531 --> 00:35:21,395
- Would you have believed me?
677
00:35:21,429 --> 00:35:22,810
- Maybe not, I don't know,
678
00:35:22,844 --> 00:35:25,364
but I have to vanquish demons.
679
00:35:25,399 --> 00:35:26,193
- For lack of a better term.
680
00:35:26,227 --> 00:35:27,090
- I get it.
681
00:35:28,505 --> 00:35:31,025
It's not the weirdest thing
anyone's ever said in my car.
682
00:35:31,888 --> 00:35:33,061
- What is?
683
00:35:33,096 --> 00:35:34,201
- I don't know.
684
00:35:34,235 --> 00:35:35,719
Your average Saturday night,
685
00:35:35,754 --> 00:35:39,620
you get all kinds of drunks
and weirdos and assholes.
686
00:35:39,654 --> 00:35:42,416
Do you think some of
them are possessed?
687
00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:43,279
- Probably not.
688
00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:46,144
People are just assholes.
689
00:35:47,593 --> 00:35:49,871
In my experience, demons,
for lack of a better term,
690
00:35:49,906 --> 00:35:51,804
try to keep a low profile.
691
00:35:51,839 --> 00:35:53,392
- So what do you need
to protect yourself
692
00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:54,600
when we go back to the house?
693
00:35:54,635 --> 00:35:56,499
- Okay, more silver.
694
00:35:56,533 --> 00:35:58,397
Always good to have
plenty of silver.
695
00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:00,675
I definitely need more sage.
696
00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:02,263
I used a lot on
that last gentleman.
697
00:36:02,298 --> 00:36:03,161
And...
698
00:36:04,265 --> 00:36:05,646
Maybe another weapon.
699
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,269
Something less
lethal than a knife.
700
00:36:08,304 --> 00:36:09,201
- Well.
701
00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:10,961
Well, that's one down.
702
00:36:10,996 --> 00:36:12,342
- Okay.
703
00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:14,620
- And the rest we can
probably get at my apartment.
704
00:36:14,655 --> 00:36:16,104
I mean, silver's
gonna be limited
705
00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:18,210
but sage I can do.
706
00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:19,660
- Really?
707
00:36:19,694 --> 00:36:22,352
- Oh yeah, it's great for
clearing out negative energy.
708
00:36:22,387 --> 00:36:24,630
No matter what anybody says.
709
00:36:24,665 --> 00:36:26,701
I'll have Grace bring it down.
710
00:36:27,909 --> 00:36:29,083
- This is perfect.
711
00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:31,568
- Now aren't you glad
that you got the driver
712
00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:33,536
with all the aroma
therapy sprays?
713
00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:36,263
Because I go in for
all that hippy crap.
714
00:36:37,471 --> 00:36:39,266
- I could still do
without the smell.
715
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,208
Is Grace gonna wonder who I am?
716
00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:27,417
- Driving's one of my jobs.
717
00:37:27,452 --> 00:37:29,523
She's used to strangers
being in my car.
718
00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:34,113
- Should we come up with
some kind of cover story?
719
00:37:35,322 --> 00:37:37,807
- Sure, let's say
that I'm working.
720
00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:39,187
- And I'm a customer.
721
00:37:39,222 --> 00:37:41,051
Good, right.
722
00:37:41,086 --> 00:37:42,260
- I mean, unless you think
723
00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:43,744
we need to rehearse
it a few times.
724
00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:45,918
- Should we?
725
00:37:47,817 --> 00:37:48,887
- Hey, Em.
726
00:37:48,921 --> 00:37:50,406
I got your stuff.
727
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,786
Is everything okay?
728
00:37:51,821 --> 00:37:53,650
- It's fine, she's driving me.
729
00:37:55,928 --> 00:37:57,516
- Yeah, everything's good.
730
00:37:57,551 --> 00:37:59,311
My mom's doing a dinner
thing this weekend
731
00:37:59,346 --> 00:38:01,417
and she needed some
extra silverware, so.
732
00:38:01,451 --> 00:38:02,625
- She's still up?
733
00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:04,316
- I'll drop it in the mailbox.
734
00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:05,144
- Cool.
735
00:38:05,179 --> 00:38:07,112
What about your jewelry?
736
00:38:07,146 --> 00:38:08,286
- Just feeling fancy.
737
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,184
- And the sage?
738
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,428
- You know me.
739
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:14,257
- That I do.
740
00:38:15,189 --> 00:38:17,225
That I do.
741
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:20,677
Well, listen, I better
get back inside.
742
00:38:20,712 --> 00:38:24,819
- Yes, tonight is a good
night to stay inside, do that.
743
00:38:24,854 --> 00:38:26,062
- Okay, spaz.
744
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,065
- Is everything okay with you?
745
00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:30,929
I feel like I'm
interrupting a drug deal.
746
00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:33,621
- Everything's fine but...
747
00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:36,659
Jess is visiting.
748
00:38:38,454 --> 00:38:39,903
- Oh.
749
00:38:39,938 --> 00:38:41,491
- And I figured you'd be out
driving all night and you know.
750
00:38:41,526 --> 00:38:44,322
- Yeah, yeah, you guys are
friends, you should hang out.
751
00:38:46,945 --> 00:38:48,256
Look, Grace?
752
00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:49,119
- What's up?
753
00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:53,365
- Is that real sliver?
754
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,608
- Yeah.
755
00:38:54,642 --> 00:38:55,540
- Can I borrow it?
756
00:38:55,574 --> 00:38:56,748
- Sure, whenever you want.
757
00:38:57,645 --> 00:38:58,474
- Like, tonight?
758
00:38:59,544 --> 00:39:00,752
- Oh,
759
00:39:00,786 --> 00:39:01,615
okay.
760
00:39:03,686 --> 00:39:05,343
Em,
761
00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:07,483
did you wanna come
in and say hi?
762
00:39:08,656 --> 00:39:10,555
- No, we need to get
him to his next stop.
763
00:39:10,589 --> 00:39:13,385
- Yes, I'm a customer and I
need to get to my next stop.
764
00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,941
- I could at least
say hi for you.
765
00:39:20,288 --> 00:39:21,669
- No.
766
00:39:21,704 --> 00:39:22,532
- Okay.
767
00:39:23,775 --> 00:39:24,569
Bye.
768
00:39:24,603 --> 00:39:25,432
- Have fun.
769
00:39:28,814 --> 00:39:29,643
- Hmm.
770
00:39:32,059 --> 00:39:35,787
I think a lot of your
jewelry is fake silver.
771
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,428
Hmmm.
772
00:40:04,056 --> 00:40:06,645
Do you wanna put on some music?
773
00:40:11,961 --> 00:40:13,238
So who's Jess?
774
00:40:14,170 --> 00:40:15,033
- My ex.
775
00:40:16,552 --> 00:40:19,071
- Oh, the one who
doesn't like your sprays?
776
00:40:20,176 --> 00:40:21,695
Oh.
777
00:40:21,729 --> 00:40:24,076
Maybe I should introduce myself.
778
00:40:24,111 --> 00:40:26,078
We have a lot in common.
779
00:40:26,113 --> 00:40:28,667
- Sure, you've both
treated me like garbage
780
00:40:28,702 --> 00:40:30,428
at various points.
781
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:32,084
Maybe you could compare notes.
782
00:40:35,536 --> 00:40:37,158
Sorry, that's not fair.
783
00:40:38,366 --> 00:40:40,886
Jess didn't treat
me like garbage.
784
00:40:40,921 --> 00:40:43,337
We had a stupid breakup,
it's just fresh.
785
00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:48,756
- Well, that can be very hard.
786
00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:51,241
- What sucks is that she's
still on really good terms
787
00:40:51,276 --> 00:40:52,657
with most of my friends.
788
00:40:53,692 --> 00:40:55,211
I'm trying to be cool about it
789
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:59,353
but a hideous part of me just
wants them to take my side.
790
00:41:11,089 --> 00:41:12,642
- Is this okay or should I--
791
00:41:12,677 --> 00:41:14,817
- Oh, good lord,
you can touch me.
792
00:41:17,578 --> 00:41:19,684
Although, if Jess and
I were still together,
793
00:41:19,718 --> 00:41:20,961
this would be an issue.
794
00:41:21,962 --> 00:41:23,446
- Jealous person, huh?
795
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:24,309
- Very.
796
00:41:25,621 --> 00:41:26,898
It's not all her fault.
797
00:41:26,932 --> 00:41:28,520
I wasn't respectful of it.
798
00:41:29,797 --> 00:41:31,143
I made fun of her about it.
799
00:41:32,455 --> 00:41:35,665
But only because
it was ridiculous.
800
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:39,773
I would never have
cheated on her, ever.
801
00:41:39,807 --> 00:41:41,395
- Well, that makes sense.
802
00:41:41,429 --> 00:41:44,225
Although, I do understand
why she might have been
803
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,123
a little offended.
804
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:48,540
- It got to a point
where every guy or girl
805
00:41:48,575 --> 00:41:51,785
that I talked to was a
personal insult to her.
806
00:41:51,819 --> 00:41:54,270
I didn't want to go out with
her because she might get mad.
807
00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:55,685
I didn't want to
go out without her
808
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,756
because she would
definitely get suspicious.
809
00:41:59,655 --> 00:42:02,554
Honestly, I think part of the
reason I started doing this
810
00:42:02,589 --> 00:42:04,798
is so that I just
had a quiet place
811
00:42:04,832 --> 00:42:07,732
where I wasn't constantly
arguing with someone.
812
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,736
Until tonight, I guess.
813
00:42:13,185 --> 00:42:14,359
Maybe I am the problem.
814
00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:17,569
- Well, you are the
common denominator.
815
00:42:19,019 --> 00:42:21,331
For what it's worth,
in my opinion,
816
00:42:22,678 --> 00:42:24,956
I think you are a dedicated,
817
00:42:25,888 --> 00:42:28,925
non-demanding, kind person.
818
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,341
I mean that.
819
00:42:32,446 --> 00:42:33,240
- Well,
820
00:42:34,206 --> 00:42:35,760
I believe you.
821
00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:38,694
Because you are terrible
at playing it cool.
822
00:42:38,728 --> 00:42:40,178
What was that back there?
823
00:42:40,212 --> 00:42:43,112
- I was afraid she was gonna
start digging too deep?
824
00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:44,700
- All you had to do
was tell the truth.
825
00:42:44,734 --> 00:42:46,805
I was the one that was lying.
826
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,807
- What if she had
demanded to come with us?
827
00:42:48,842 --> 00:42:50,637
- Then I would've told her no.
828
00:42:50,671 --> 00:42:53,018
Honestly, that is a much
lower risk situation
829
00:42:53,053 --> 00:42:56,643
than maybe anything else
that you've done tonight.
830
00:42:56,677 --> 00:42:58,783
Oh, unless you think Grace
could snatch your body
831
00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:00,647
or take down a police officer.
832
00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:04,133
- Full disclosure.
833
00:43:06,135 --> 00:43:07,515
I get nervous around women.
834
00:43:09,794 --> 00:43:12,797
- More so than around demons,
for lack of a better word.
835
00:43:12,831 --> 00:43:13,660
- Considerably.
836
00:43:16,248 --> 00:43:17,664
- Well,
837
00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:19,735
I guess you don't have a
ton of experience with them.
838
00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:23,359
You probably had to cut yourself
off to hunt evil entities.
839
00:43:23,393 --> 00:43:28,398
- Sadly, my nerves predate
my decision to end the curse.
840
00:43:30,677 --> 00:43:32,195
By a lot.
841
00:43:32,230 --> 00:43:33,472
- Please tell me
that the only reason
842
00:43:33,507 --> 00:43:35,267
you wanna break the
curse isn't just because
843
00:43:35,302 --> 00:43:37,545
you can reap the full benefits.
844
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:39,099
- The only reason
why you're helping me
845
00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:41,239
is because you
want a new toilet.
846
00:43:41,273 --> 00:43:42,412
Maybe to break a lease.
847
00:43:44,449 --> 00:43:45,623
- Well, for the record,
848
00:43:45,657 --> 00:43:47,555
if you had been this
nice when we first met,
849
00:43:48,764 --> 00:43:50,662
I would have tried
to help you anyway.
850
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,356
But you have to pay now.
851
00:43:55,391 --> 00:43:58,083
It would be churlish not to.
852
00:43:59,602 --> 00:44:00,430
- That's fine.
853
00:44:18,276 --> 00:44:20,381
Mainly salt and sage.
854
00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:21,797
I always keep plenty in the bag
855
00:44:21,831 --> 00:44:23,902
and a few fist
fulls in my pockets.
856
00:44:23,937 --> 00:44:26,629
This temporarily
immobilizes them.
857
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:27,734
I think it has
something to do with
858
00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:29,252
the purifying properties.
859
00:44:29,287 --> 00:44:30,633
- Sure.
860
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,428
- Or maybe because
it burns their eyes.
861
00:44:32,462 --> 00:44:34,464
I once had a similar result
862
00:44:34,499 --> 00:44:37,295
with a fist full of cayenne
pepper in an emergency.
863
00:44:37,329 --> 00:44:38,537
- Huh.
864
00:44:38,572 --> 00:44:39,884
- Either way, aim
for the peepers.
865
00:44:43,163 --> 00:44:44,233
It's hard to reach.
866
00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:47,857
And I'm not sure it has
to be a maple branch
867
00:44:47,892 --> 00:44:49,169
from Maple Street but...
868
00:44:49,203 --> 00:44:50,377
- Why take chances?
869
00:44:50,411 --> 00:44:51,827
I get it.
870
00:44:51,861 --> 00:44:53,449
- No point in
taking unnecessary risks.
871
00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:55,244
Shit!
872
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,560
Oh, wow.
873
00:45:02,527 --> 00:45:04,253
- You okay?
874
00:45:04,287 --> 00:45:05,116
- Got it.
875
00:45:06,117 --> 00:45:06,945
This one.
876
00:45:07,774 --> 00:45:08,913
- No.
877
00:45:08,947 --> 00:45:10,155
- It's definitely fake.
878
00:45:10,190 --> 00:45:11,881
- No, that was an
anniversary gift
879
00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,503
from my first serious boyfriend.
880
00:45:13,538 --> 00:45:15,885
He worked a lot of
double shifts to buy it.
881
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,748
That's real.
882
00:45:18,923 --> 00:45:20,614
- Silver doesn't
stick to magnet.
883
00:45:22,098 --> 00:45:24,031
- Screw you, Jason.
884
00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:26,758
- And I've got some
bad news for your mom
885
00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:28,829
about some of the
silver she's borrowing.
886
00:45:30,037 --> 00:45:31,176
- That's part of a ruse.
887
00:45:31,211 --> 00:45:32,799
We're the ones using the silver.
888
00:45:33,972 --> 00:45:34,835
- Oh, right.
889
00:45:36,285 --> 00:45:38,183
- I'm amazing that you've kept
this a secret for this long
890
00:45:38,218 --> 00:45:40,220
because you are a terrible liar.
891
00:45:40,254 --> 00:45:42,360
- Well, if you're trying
to be a force for good,
892
00:45:42,394 --> 00:45:45,259
it's probably better
to be a bad liar, yes?
893
00:45:45,294 --> 00:45:46,467
- Probably so.
894
00:45:48,884 --> 00:45:49,747
Shit.
- Whoa.
895
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:51,990
Are you hurt?
896
00:45:52,025 --> 00:45:52,991
- Oh, shit.
897
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,030
No, no, I'm fine.
898
00:45:57,064 --> 00:45:58,997
Roger, we cannot
call the police.
899
00:45:59,032 --> 00:46:00,930
- No, no, we can not.
900
00:46:00,965 --> 00:46:03,691
- Oh my God, there is a witness
and maybe security footage
901
00:46:03,726 --> 00:46:05,797
of us assaulting an officer.
902
00:46:05,832 --> 00:46:07,834
- Wait, hold on, I have money.
903
00:46:07,868 --> 00:46:10,043
Maybe we can just pay him off.
904
00:46:10,077 --> 00:46:11,803
- Maybe there's no damage.
905
00:46:11,838 --> 00:46:15,013
I feel like jumping straight
to a bribe may seem suspicious.
906
00:46:15,048 --> 00:46:17,602
Just let me talk to him.
907
00:46:17,636 --> 00:46:18,465
- Should I say something?
908
00:46:18,499 --> 00:46:19,466
- Oh, please don't.
909
00:46:29,890 --> 00:46:30,753
- Oh, boy.
910
00:46:37,553 --> 00:46:38,588
- Hey.
911
00:46:38,623 --> 00:46:39,831
So sorry about this.
912
00:46:39,866 --> 00:46:41,833
I was changing
stations on the radio,
913
00:46:41,868 --> 00:46:43,317
wasn't paying attention.
914
00:46:43,352 --> 00:46:44,318
I feel so stupid.
915
00:46:47,356 --> 00:46:49,013
- You know, I'm glad
that you're not hurt
916
00:46:49,047 --> 00:46:51,498
and honestly, this
doesn't look that bad.
917
00:46:51,532 --> 00:46:54,121
- I guess we should contact
insurance companies.
918
00:46:54,156 --> 00:46:55,985
- You know, I don't
even know if we need to.
919
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:57,676
I think that will
buff right out.
920
00:46:58,954 --> 00:47:00,714
- You can't buff out a dent.
921
00:47:00,748 --> 00:47:03,130
- Oh no, but I can hit it
with a plunger and hot water.
922
00:47:03,165 --> 00:47:04,994
- I don't want you to have to
go through all that trouble.
923
00:47:05,029 --> 00:47:06,513
- Oh no, it's no trouble.
924
00:47:06,547 --> 00:47:08,964
I just grab it from next to
the old turd spoon and...
925
00:47:10,897 --> 00:47:12,208
- What?
926
00:47:13,071 --> 00:47:14,003
- Don't worry about it.
927
00:47:14,038 --> 00:47:14,935
And this.
928
00:47:14,970 --> 00:47:16,419
Don't worry about this either.
929
00:47:19,146 --> 00:47:20,423
- I was actually about to say,
930
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:22,080
and this is going to
sound like a total lie,
931
00:47:22,115 --> 00:47:25,014
but earlier tonight I
lost my I.D. and my phone,
932
00:47:25,049 --> 00:47:25,877
so I don't really have it.
933
00:47:25,912 --> 00:47:28,155
- Oh no, I'm sorry...
934
00:47:28,190 --> 00:47:29,087
Wait, in a bag?
935
00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:30,848
- Sorry?
936
00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:32,125
- Did you lost a bag too?
937
00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:32,988
- Yeah, I did.
938
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,059
- What's your name?
939
00:47:35,093 --> 00:47:36,957
- Jim, Jim Walters.
940
00:47:36,992 --> 00:47:37,889
- This is amazing.
941
00:47:37,924 --> 00:47:40,271
I found your bag earlier.
942
00:47:40,305 --> 00:47:41,410
- Imagine that.
943
00:47:41,444 --> 00:47:42,652
- Yeah.
944
00:47:42,687 --> 00:47:44,723
Wait here, I'll go grab
it for you real quick.
945
00:47:53,008 --> 00:47:55,113
- How much does he want?
946
00:47:55,148 --> 00:47:56,666
- No, it's gonna be fine.
947
00:47:56,701 --> 00:47:58,565
I accidentally mentioned
the turd spoon again
948
00:47:58,599 --> 00:47:59,497
but other than that--
949
00:47:59,531 --> 00:48:00,843
- So what's the game plan?
950
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,914
- Will you hand me that
bag in the floorboards?
951
00:48:02,949 --> 00:48:03,915
- There is?
952
00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:05,054
How?
953
00:48:05,089 --> 00:48:06,573
- Yeah, that
belongs to this guy.
954
00:48:06,607 --> 00:48:07,781
I found it earlier tonight.
955
00:48:07,815 --> 00:48:08,989
It's his.
956
00:48:09,024 --> 00:48:10,611
- Wait, you found that guy's bag
957
00:48:10,646 --> 00:48:12,406
and then he hits
you with his car?
958
00:48:12,441 --> 00:48:14,167
Ha, small world.
959
00:48:14,201 --> 00:48:17,653
- Yeah, turns out doing a
good deed never hurt anybody.
960
00:48:19,103 --> 00:48:19,931
- Emerson!
961
00:48:25,523 --> 00:48:26,317
Oh!
962
00:48:47,338 --> 00:48:48,166
Oh no.
963
00:49:24,685 --> 00:49:25,686
You awake?
964
00:49:25,721 --> 00:49:26,964
- Kind of.
965
00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:27,826
- Good.
966
00:49:27,861 --> 00:49:29,000
Keep it that way.
967
00:49:29,035 --> 00:49:31,244
You're way susceptible
to possession
968
00:49:31,278 --> 00:49:32,728
in a weakened mental state.
969
00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:33,556
- Then get us out of here.
970
00:49:33,591 --> 00:49:35,351
- That's what I'm doing.
971
00:49:39,183 --> 00:49:40,391
- What's happening?
972
00:49:40,425 --> 00:49:41,840
- We're getting the
hell out of dodge.
973
00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:45,879
- Okay, put the car in park.
974
00:49:45,913 --> 00:49:46,707
- No.
975
00:49:46,742 --> 00:49:48,019
We need distance.
976
00:49:48,054 --> 00:49:49,296
- That's my concern too.
977
00:49:49,331 --> 00:49:51,333
Just stop and move over, okay?
978
00:49:52,196 --> 00:49:53,576
- You sure you're okay to drive?
979
00:49:53,611 --> 00:49:54,922
- I can get us out
of here fast enough
980
00:49:54,957 --> 00:49:56,545
that he can't catch
us on foot, come on!
981
00:49:56,579 --> 00:49:57,408
- Okay.
982
00:49:58,581 --> 00:50:00,135
Oh.
983
00:50:00,169 --> 00:50:01,584
Why didn't you use the door?
984
00:50:03,241 --> 00:50:04,449
- Because we're in a hurry!
985
00:50:10,110 --> 00:50:10,973
Seatbelt!
986
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,946
- Wow, this is faster.
987
00:50:18,981 --> 00:50:19,809
- Thanks, man.
988
00:50:33,961 --> 00:50:34,962
Cedar?
989
00:50:34,997 --> 00:50:36,067
- No, juniper.
990
00:50:39,691 --> 00:50:41,590
- So you can't drive.
991
00:50:41,624 --> 00:50:42,556
- We had drivers.
992
00:50:43,764 --> 00:50:46,215
My dad owned a lot
of very flashy cars
993
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:47,975
that he liked to drive
but he wouldn't let me
994
00:50:48,010 --> 00:50:48,907
anywhere near them.
995
00:50:50,564 --> 00:50:51,358
- Hmmm.
996
00:50:52,532 --> 00:50:53,809
If we survive this,
maybe I'll teach you.
997
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:55,742
- Well that's a lovely gesture
998
00:50:57,226 --> 00:50:59,918
but I bet will never happen
because we don't have time.
999
00:50:59,953 --> 00:51:02,024
Bye the way, are you
sure you feel okay?
1000
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,475
- I absolutely do not feel okay.
1001
00:51:04,509 --> 00:51:08,030
But I'm good to drive,
I'm a great driver.
1002
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,032
- Oh, yeah, you really are.
1003
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,483
Just wish you were a
better judge of character.
1004
00:51:13,932 --> 00:51:16,314
- I should've stayed in the
car, that's what I'm best at.
1005
00:51:16,349 --> 00:51:18,523
- Oh, you're really
good at that too.
1006
00:51:18,558 --> 00:51:19,662
- I know.
1007
00:51:19,697 --> 00:51:21,492
Is that a cedar tree?
1008
00:51:21,526 --> 00:51:23,632
- No, that's pretty
clearly an oak.
1009
00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:24,495
- Clearly.
1010
00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:27,429
- Did I strike a nerve?
1011
00:51:27,463 --> 00:51:28,292
- Yes.
1012
00:51:29,948 --> 00:51:30,742
- I'm sorry.
1013
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,229
- I'm sorry.
1014
00:51:35,506 --> 00:51:36,334
- Are...
1015
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,648
Are you apologizing or
are you mimicking me?
1016
00:51:39,682 --> 00:51:41,132
- No, I'm apologizing.
1017
00:51:41,167 --> 00:51:43,203
There is no reason for
me to get snippy with you
1018
00:51:43,238 --> 00:51:45,274
just because I'm mad at myself.
1019
00:51:45,309 --> 00:51:48,967
- Listen, that was a completely
understandable error.
1020
00:51:49,002 --> 00:51:51,660
In a normal situation,
you did the right thing.
1021
00:51:51,694 --> 00:51:53,075
- Usually when I mess up,
1022
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:55,974
I'm not risking demon
infestation on a massive scale.
1023
00:51:57,424 --> 00:51:59,771
- I was really just trying
to compliment your driving.
1024
00:52:01,325 --> 00:52:03,603
I'm not a big fan of comedy but,
1025
00:52:03,637 --> 00:52:06,330
hey, if you're as good at
that as you are with this,
1026
00:52:06,364 --> 00:52:08,090
you're gonna be a
massive success.
1027
00:52:09,402 --> 00:52:10,920
- I'm not a comedian.
1028
00:52:10,955 --> 00:52:12,163
- You said you were.
1029
00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:13,371
- No, I want to be.
1030
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,961
I have a set, I practice it.
1031
00:52:18,342 --> 00:52:20,309
And when I finish a shift,
I go to a comedy club
1032
00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:23,036
and I chicken out
1033
00:52:23,070 --> 00:52:27,005
and I sit in the car
and practice some more.
1034
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,284
- Well, there's no shame
in wanting to be polished.
1035
00:52:29,318 --> 00:52:30,802
- No, that's not it.
1036
00:52:32,321 --> 00:52:34,806
I'm good at driving
without trying.
1037
00:52:34,841 --> 00:52:36,153
I don't have to work on it.
1038
00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:39,225
Anything other than
that scares me.
1039
00:52:41,088 --> 00:52:43,401
You know, even when I was
fighting my ex girlfriend
1040
00:52:43,436 --> 00:52:45,058
and I knew that she was at home
1041
00:52:45,092 --> 00:52:46,611
waiting to finish an argument,
1042
00:52:48,234 --> 00:52:49,821
I'd drive.
1043
00:52:49,856 --> 00:52:52,169
And then I'd sit out in the car
1044
00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:53,963
and wait for the
lights to go out.
1045
00:52:53,998 --> 00:52:56,932
- That's natural to
want to avoid conflict.
1046
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:59,555
- And then when I do
get out of the car,
1047
00:52:59,590 --> 00:53:01,143
I nearly get us
killed by a demon,
1048
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,455
for lack of a better term.
1049
00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:07,184
That's a pretty clear
indicator to stay in my lane,
1050
00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,046
so to speak.
1051
00:53:09,738 --> 00:53:10,566
I'm a driver.
1052
00:53:15,330 --> 00:53:16,193
- Cedar.
1053
00:53:42,633 --> 00:53:44,290
I've always been rich.
1054
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:46,982
All my investments
are always right.
1055
00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:50,503
My financial gambles
always pay off.
1056
00:53:50,537 --> 00:53:53,230
- Congratulations, that
sounds really nice.
1057
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:55,956
- To a certain extent,
it's pretty great.
1058
00:53:55,991 --> 00:54:00,098
I mean, the perks are,
they're kinda fabulous, but,
1059
00:54:00,133 --> 00:54:03,101
you know, there's not a
lot of satisfaction in it.
1060
00:54:03,136 --> 00:54:06,104
In fact, figuring
out and researching
1061
00:54:06,139 --> 00:54:08,693
how to banish these things
is the first real challenge
1062
00:54:08,728 --> 00:54:09,832
I've ever encountered.
1063
00:54:11,213 --> 00:54:12,387
- I'm sorry.
1064
00:54:12,421 --> 00:54:14,285
- No, no, don't be, I
mean, that's the thing.
1065
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:18,151
It feels like nothing
I've ever experienced
1066
00:54:18,185 --> 00:54:19,428
when I have my victories.
1067
00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:22,293
I think that's why I
stuck with it for so long.
1068
00:54:22,328 --> 00:54:23,743
I mean,
1069
00:54:23,777 --> 00:54:25,434
yeah, it's safer
to stay in the car
1070
00:54:25,469 --> 00:54:28,057
but really the
purpose of the car
1071
00:54:28,092 --> 00:54:30,922
is to transport you to the
next place where you wanna go.
1072
00:54:35,341 --> 00:54:36,273
- And where's that?
1073
00:54:38,620 --> 00:54:39,966
- I need to go to Oak Lane.
1074
00:54:41,623 --> 00:54:43,556
We're going back to Oak Lane.
1075
00:55:20,765 --> 00:55:21,594
- Okay?
1076
00:55:23,216 --> 00:55:24,079
- Okay.
1077
00:55:25,977 --> 00:55:28,048
- What's the worst
case scenario here?
1078
00:55:29,429 --> 00:55:32,432
- They found the talisman, they
destroyed it, they kill me.
1079
00:55:32,467 --> 00:55:33,502
Possibly you as well.
1080
00:55:36,263 --> 00:55:37,541
- Okay, that's a bad one.
1081
00:55:37,575 --> 00:55:39,059
What's the best case?
1082
00:55:39,094 --> 00:55:41,717
- I dropped it in the grass,
nobody's been back here since.
1083
00:55:41,752 --> 00:55:44,099
I find it, I easily
summon the hero.
1084
00:55:44,133 --> 00:55:46,273
- From the mists of time.
1085
00:55:46,308 --> 00:55:49,553
Do we think this guy is actually
gonna travel through time?
1086
00:55:49,587 --> 00:55:50,968
- That is not the
most unlikely thing
1087
00:55:51,002 --> 00:55:52,970
to happen in this world.
1088
00:55:53,004 --> 00:55:53,833
- True.
1089
00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:01,668
Hey.
1090
00:56:01,703 --> 00:56:02,566
What should I do?
1091
00:56:03,843 --> 00:56:05,189
- I know it's gonna
sound hypocritical
1092
00:56:05,223 --> 00:56:06,880
considering out
earlier conversation
1093
00:56:06,915 --> 00:56:09,676
but I need you to
stay in the car.
1094
00:56:09,711 --> 00:56:10,850
- And that's it?
1095
00:56:10,884 --> 00:56:12,058
- That's it.
1096
00:56:12,092 --> 00:56:13,370
Be ready to get out
of here quickly.
1097
00:56:13,404 --> 00:56:15,510
Don't trust anyone.
1098
00:56:15,544 --> 00:56:17,822
- Okay, but how long should
I wait before I check?
1099
00:56:17,857 --> 00:56:18,685
- Emerson,
1100
00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:20,618
I will be fine.
1101
00:56:21,861 --> 00:56:22,689
Wait.
1102
00:56:23,863 --> 00:56:25,416
- Maybe we should work
out some kind of signal
1103
00:56:25,451 --> 00:56:26,555
in case things go wrong.
1104
00:56:26,590 --> 00:56:28,143
- Okay, that is silly
and superfluous.
1105
00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:31,388
- Aw, well that takes me
back to earlier tonight.
1106
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:33,182
- Work on your comedy.
1107
00:57:00,382 --> 00:57:01,141
- Shit.
1108
00:57:26,650 --> 00:57:27,651
- Start the car!
1109
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:32,449
No!
1110
00:57:40,387 --> 00:57:41,388
Not really.
1111
00:57:43,149 --> 00:57:43,977
Go!
1112
00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:46,532
- Run!
1113
00:57:56,576 --> 00:57:58,371
Silly and superfluous?
1114
00:57:58,405 --> 00:57:59,476
Don't you wish that
we had worked out
1115
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:00,753
some kind of signal now?
1116
00:58:02,168 --> 00:58:04,273
I can't believe I've hit
two people with a tire iron.
1117
00:58:04,308 --> 00:58:05,551
- No, no, no, no, no.
1118
00:58:05,585 --> 00:58:06,862
No!
1119
00:58:06,897 --> 00:58:08,346
- What is it, are you okay?
1120
00:58:08,381 --> 00:58:10,521
Shit, how do we test to see
if someone is possessed?
1121
00:58:10,556 --> 00:58:12,523
We need to figure out a way
to test that on each other
1122
00:58:12,558 --> 00:58:13,386
just in case.
1123
00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:15,595
- Emerson, stop.
1124
00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:16,527
- What is it, are you hurt?
1125
00:58:16,562 --> 00:58:18,805
- No, I'm, it doesn't matter.
1126
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,289
- Of course it matters.
1127
00:58:20,324 --> 00:58:23,810
- No, Miss Graham, it
doesn't matter if I'm fine
1128
00:58:23,845 --> 00:58:25,674
because this isn't.
1129
00:58:26,572 --> 00:58:27,952
- What is that?
1130
00:58:27,987 --> 00:58:32,543
- This was a talisman
forged to protect the earth
1131
00:58:32,578 --> 00:58:33,855
from invading evil.
1132
00:58:33,889 --> 00:58:35,822
But now, it isn't anything.
1133
00:58:35,857 --> 00:58:38,929
It's absolutely nothing!
1134
00:58:38,963 --> 00:58:39,792
- What happened?
1135
00:58:41,552 --> 00:58:45,383
- My driver hit it
with a tire iron!
1136
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:51,286
I can't believe I
spent all this time
1137
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,910
worrying about demons,
for lack of a better term,
1138
00:58:54,945 --> 00:58:57,016
when it turns out that you
1139
00:58:57,050 --> 00:58:58,880
are the biggest
threat to my mission!
1140
00:58:59,812 --> 00:59:00,813
- Whoa, wait a second.
1141
00:59:00,847 --> 00:59:01,641
- Wait!
1142
00:59:01,676 --> 00:59:03,091
Hey!
1143
00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:04,506
That's a novel idea.
1144
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,508
I wish somebody had
thought of that beforehand.
1145
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:07,440
- Roger.
1146
00:59:07,474 --> 00:59:09,649
- Oh, hold on, somebody did.
1147
00:59:09,684 --> 00:59:10,581
Me.
1148
00:59:10,616 --> 00:59:14,067
I asked you to wait in the car!
1149
00:59:14,102 --> 00:59:15,931
- Yeah but I had
to do something.
1150
00:59:15,966 --> 00:59:17,588
I mean, they
could've killed you.
1151
00:59:17,623 --> 00:59:19,038
They could've possessed you.
1152
00:59:19,072 --> 00:59:21,005
Which, to be honest, I
haven't ruled out right now.
1153
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,111
- I was doing fine!
1154
00:59:23,145 --> 00:59:25,009
I was sneaking out the back door
1155
00:59:25,044 --> 00:59:28,012
when you thought it would
be a great idea to honk!
1156
00:59:28,047 --> 00:59:29,117
- They had spotted you.
1157
00:59:29,151 --> 00:59:30,532
I thought I needed to--
1158
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:34,225
- Don't you think I had
planned for that inevitability?
1159
00:59:35,468 --> 00:59:40,473
I changed my entire plan
so you would be safe!
1160
00:59:41,647 --> 00:59:44,132
That has got to be
the stupidest thing
1161
00:59:44,166 --> 00:59:46,306
anyone in my family
has ever done
1162
00:59:46,341 --> 00:59:50,345
since opening this portal
to this stupid hell world!
1163
00:59:54,349 --> 00:59:55,246
- Okay.
1164
00:59:55,281 --> 00:59:56,800
I was just trying to help.
1165
00:59:56,834 --> 00:59:58,318
I know you said to wait.
1166
00:59:58,353 --> 00:59:59,319
I thought that you meant--
1167
00:59:59,354 --> 01:00:01,598
- Then let me be clearer.
1168
01:00:03,185 --> 01:00:04,290
I am on a mission.
1169
01:00:05,809 --> 01:00:07,362
You work for me.
1170
01:00:07,396 --> 01:00:08,915
- Yeah, yeah, I know but--
1171
01:00:08,950 --> 01:00:10,537
- So,
1172
01:00:10,572 --> 01:00:13,126
when I ask you to
sit in the car,
1173
01:00:13,161 --> 01:00:15,473
pretend like we're sitting
in front of a comedy club.
1174
01:00:15,508 --> 01:00:16,958
- Hey.
1175
01:00:16,992 --> 01:00:18,338
- Or in front of a house of
somebody you owe an apology to
1176
01:00:18,373 --> 01:00:20,375
but you're too lazy
or scared to face.
1177
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:27,175
You sit behind the wheel
1178
01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,625
and you do nothing.
1179
01:00:32,905 --> 01:00:34,631
- I thought the purpose
of a car was to get us
1180
01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:35,735
where we needed to be.
1181
01:00:36,943 --> 01:00:38,945
- Emerson,
1182
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:43,294
your purpose is to get
me where I need to be.
1183
01:00:45,158 --> 01:00:48,852
And I need to find a pine tree
1184
01:00:50,129 --> 01:00:51,199
on Pine Drive.
1185
01:01:02,935 --> 01:01:05,869
- Passengers need to
ride in the back, sir.
1186
01:01:31,860 --> 01:01:34,104
- Would you please roll
down the back window?
1187
01:01:35,174 --> 01:01:36,347
I'm getting a headache.
1188
01:01:38,764 --> 01:01:41,180
- Yeah, must be going around.
1189
01:02:12,211 --> 01:02:15,662
- I need to get to
North Gate Cemetery.
1190
01:02:16,698 --> 01:02:18,044
Then we'll be done.
1191
01:02:18,907 --> 01:02:19,943
At least you will be.
1192
01:02:22,669 --> 01:02:23,498
- Great.
1193
01:02:24,810 --> 01:02:26,777
- It isn't clear whether
I'm supposed to be
1194
01:02:26,812 --> 01:02:28,675
at the site of the old cemetery
1195
01:02:28,710 --> 01:02:30,505
or the center of
the current one but
1196
01:02:31,678 --> 01:02:33,370
maybe it isn't specific.
1197
01:02:33,404 --> 01:02:35,303
- Always good to
keep things open.
1198
01:02:36,269 --> 01:02:38,582
- Listen, about what I said.
1199
01:02:38,616 --> 01:02:40,515
- Oh, message received.
1200
01:02:40,549 --> 01:02:41,965
- What I meant was I--
1201
01:02:41,999 --> 01:02:43,587
- You know, for someone who
wants to break the curse
1202
01:02:43,621 --> 01:02:44,899
that brought them
wealth and power,
1203
01:02:44,933 --> 01:02:47,142
you are really good at
being the guy with money
1204
01:02:47,177 --> 01:02:49,317
talking down to somebody.
1205
01:02:49,351 --> 01:02:50,145
- Emerson?
1206
01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:51,112
- I get it.
1207
01:02:51,146 --> 01:02:53,286
I work for you, I'm a driver.
1208
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,845
- You're as important
of this as I am.
1209
01:03:01,708 --> 01:03:03,780
- Yeah, because you
happened to get in my car.
1210
01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,229
- No.
1211
01:03:05,264 --> 01:03:07,922
Listen, I lashed out at
you and that's not fair but
1212
01:03:07,956 --> 01:03:11,028
you're almost as important
to this as the talisman.
1213
01:03:13,548 --> 01:03:15,205
You're an essential
part of this.
1214
01:03:16,654 --> 01:03:17,828
- So what're you saying?
1215
01:03:17,863 --> 01:03:19,071
You couldn't have
done this without me?
1216
01:03:19,105 --> 01:03:22,557
- Someone was always
meant to ferry me home.
1217
01:03:22,591 --> 01:03:25,732
"The farrier will show the way."
1218
01:03:25,767 --> 01:03:27,665
It's right there, in the book.
1219
01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:28,839
- I'm sorry, what?
1220
01:03:28,874 --> 01:03:30,289
- "The farrier
will show the way."
1221
01:03:30,323 --> 01:03:32,705
It's part of the instructions
on how to break the curse.
1222
01:03:32,739 --> 01:03:33,740
- A or an E?
1223
01:03:35,087 --> 01:03:36,191
- I don't understand.
1224
01:03:36,226 --> 01:03:39,367
- Farrier, with an A or an E.
1225
01:03:39,401 --> 01:03:40,955
- Uh, A.
1226
01:03:40,989 --> 01:03:42,266
Does it matter?
1227
01:03:47,340 --> 01:03:48,169
Uh.
1228
01:04:02,045 --> 01:04:04,426
I don't wanna come across
like I'm talking down to you
1229
01:04:04,461 --> 01:04:06,773
but we have a time limit.
1230
01:04:06,808 --> 01:04:08,016
- Sure.
1231
01:04:08,051 --> 01:04:10,294
Did you want me to
swing by a stable?
1232
01:04:11,606 --> 01:04:12,745
- You lost me.
1233
01:04:12,779 --> 01:04:14,022
- A stable?
1234
01:04:14,057 --> 01:04:16,162
So that I can put
some shoes on horses
1235
01:04:16,197 --> 01:04:19,821
because that's what a
farrier with an A does.
1236
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,341
- No, farrier, like a ferryman.
1237
01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:23,894
I know that's not
exactly what you are
1238
01:04:23,929 --> 01:04:25,723
but I don't expect the
language of the book
1239
01:04:25,758 --> 01:04:27,553
to change the names
of the occupations.
1240
01:04:27,587 --> 01:04:32,006
- No, trust me, a farrier
puts shoes on horses.
1241
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,767
It's not a common occupation
but it's definitely a thing
1242
01:04:34,801 --> 01:04:38,012
and it is worth several
points in "Word Wars."
1243
01:04:38,046 --> 01:04:39,668
Didn't you grow up wealthy?
1244
01:04:39,703 --> 01:04:40,773
Did you have horses?
1245
01:04:40,807 --> 01:04:42,395
Who put the shoes on them?
1246
01:04:42,430 --> 01:04:43,845
- Our groom scheduled that.
1247
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,984
- Oh my God.
1248
01:04:45,019 --> 01:04:45,916
- Look, the important
thing here is--
1249
01:04:45,951 --> 01:04:47,469
- You're wrong.
1250
01:04:47,504 --> 01:04:49,230
You are so wrong that
I don't even know
1251
01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:50,714
what we're doing anymore.
1252
01:04:50,748 --> 01:04:53,096
This whole thing was sunk
before I ever smashed
1253
01:04:53,130 --> 01:04:54,476
your stupid amulet.
1254
01:04:54,511 --> 01:04:55,305
- Talisman.
1255
01:04:55,339 --> 01:04:56,513
- Trying to help you
1256
01:04:56,547 --> 01:04:58,273
and all because you
couldn't look up a word?
1257
01:04:58,308 --> 01:05:03,106
- Oh, you have no idea
how many words I looked up
1258
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:04,555
to make sure I got
this thing right
1259
01:05:04,590 --> 01:05:07,731
and that's after I translated
it from Middle English.
1260
01:05:07,765 --> 01:05:10,354
I have spent years of my life
1261
01:05:10,389 --> 01:05:12,805
trying to rid the
world of these things.
1262
01:05:12,839 --> 01:05:13,806
- Yeah.
1263
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,256
About that.
1264
01:05:15,290 --> 01:05:16,395
- Go on.
1265
01:05:16,429 --> 01:05:17,223
- You're great grandfather--
1266
01:05:17,258 --> 01:05:18,604
- Great, great.
1267
01:05:18,638 --> 01:05:20,778
- Unleashed who knows
how many demons.
1268
01:05:20,813 --> 01:05:22,194
- For lack of a better term.
1269
01:05:22,228 --> 01:05:24,230
- You know what, let's
leave the better terms to me
1270
01:05:24,265 --> 01:05:25,991
from here on out, okay?
1271
01:05:26,025 --> 01:05:29,201
And until tonight, they have
never been a problem for me.
1272
01:05:30,996 --> 01:05:32,480
- What're you suggesting?
1273
01:05:32,514 --> 01:05:34,275
- Maybe they just wanna
live and let live.
1274
01:05:34,309 --> 01:05:36,311
Maybe the only reason that
they keep attacking us
1275
01:05:36,346 --> 01:05:37,934
is because you keep
attacking them.
1276
01:05:37,968 --> 01:05:39,487
- You just back right off.
1277
01:05:39,521 --> 01:05:41,420
- What evidence do you have?
1278
01:05:41,454 --> 01:05:43,974
Even you say they're
not really demons.
1279
01:05:44,009 --> 01:05:45,769
- Have you never wondered
why there are so many
1280
01:05:45,803 --> 01:05:48,668
unsolved murders in
such a small town?
1281
01:05:48,703 --> 01:05:51,878
Hmmm, all the discord,
all the ill will.
1282
01:05:51,913 --> 01:05:54,364
What do you think is
generating all that?
1283
01:05:54,398 --> 01:05:55,675
And if it's not that,
1284
01:05:55,710 --> 01:05:57,436
then do you think it's fair
1285
01:05:57,470 --> 01:06:00,128
to all these people
they're inhabiting?
1286
01:06:00,163 --> 01:06:01,819
These people had lives.
1287
01:06:01,854 --> 01:06:02,993
These people have loved ones
1288
01:06:03,028 --> 01:06:04,753
who don't even
know they're gone.
1289
01:06:04,788 --> 01:06:06,341
- People suck, Roger.
1290
01:06:06,376 --> 01:06:08,516
That's something that
you learn really quickly
1291
01:06:08,550 --> 01:06:10,759
on this side of the
service industry.
1292
01:06:10,794 --> 01:06:13,141
People are mean
and they are pushy
1293
01:06:13,176 --> 01:06:15,695
and judgmental and wrong.
1294
01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:16,938
You are wrong.
1295
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,526
You are wrong about
your instructions,
1296
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:21,563
you were definitely
wrong about me.
1297
01:06:21,598 --> 01:06:23,772
Maybe you were wrong about them.
1298
01:06:23,807 --> 01:06:27,431
- Well if you are willing
to jeopardize this quest
1299
01:06:27,466 --> 01:06:29,986
because I bruised your ego,
1300
01:06:31,401 --> 01:06:34,162
then I think this might be
the end of the line for me.
1301
01:06:34,197 --> 01:06:35,198
- Sounds reasonable.
1302
01:06:42,205 --> 01:06:45,898
- Would you turn off
the damn safety locks?
1303
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,592
- Thank you for
riding with Ferry.
1304
01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:51,869
We encourage feedback
1305
01:06:51,904 --> 01:06:54,044
to help improve your
customer experience.
1306
01:07:15,479 --> 01:07:16,308
Shit.
1307
01:07:19,932 --> 01:07:21,313
Shit, shit, shit.
1308
01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:28,906
Good luck.
1309
01:07:38,916 --> 01:07:43,921
♪ Pretty like the
Tennessee sky ♪
1310
01:07:46,131 --> 01:07:51,101
♪ I find myself wondering why
1311
01:07:54,139 --> 01:07:58,522
♪ I cannot get you
out of my mind ♪
1312
01:07:58,557 --> 01:08:00,317
- Of course.
1313
01:08:00,352 --> 01:08:01,594
Of course.
1314
01:08:01,629 --> 01:08:05,909
♪ It's late, don't
you say goodnight ♪
1315
01:08:08,222 --> 01:08:09,154
- Hey, Em.
1316
01:08:10,327 --> 01:08:11,156
- Jess.
1317
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,469
- I was just visiting with
Grace while I was in town.
1318
01:08:14,504 --> 01:08:15,712
- Yeah, she said.
1319
01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:18,749
You okay?
1320
01:08:18,784 --> 01:08:21,580
- Oh, you know, just getting
used to the new city.
1321
01:08:21,614 --> 01:08:23,789
You wouldn't believe
the singles scene there.
1322
01:08:23,823 --> 01:08:25,101
- Okay.
1323
01:08:25,135 --> 01:08:26,964
I just meant are
you okay to drive.
1324
01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:28,725
You seem a little wobbly.
1325
01:08:28,759 --> 01:08:31,797
- Oh, Grace and I just
got into some whiskey.
1326
01:08:31,831 --> 01:08:33,488
I hope you aren't
needing a drink tonight.
1327
01:08:35,732 --> 01:08:37,527
God, should I get a
replacement bottle?
1328
01:08:37,561 --> 01:08:38,804
- No, no, it's fine.
1329
01:08:41,703 --> 01:08:44,948
- Anyway, I was just
gonna get a taxi.
1330
01:08:46,156 --> 01:08:47,640
I normally do Ferry
1331
01:08:47,675 --> 01:08:49,884
but, you know, I wouldn't want
to risk an awkward encounter.
1332
01:08:52,162 --> 01:08:53,439
- Yeah, that'd be a shame.
1333
01:08:55,441 --> 01:08:57,823
Well, cool, get to
your mom's place safe.
1334
01:08:59,652 --> 01:09:03,277
♪ Show me what it
means to love ♪
1335
01:09:03,311 --> 01:09:07,073
- No, Jess, cancel the
cab I can drive you.
1336
01:09:08,247 --> 01:09:09,490
Come on.
1337
01:09:09,524 --> 01:09:14,495
♪ As bright as the
Tennessee sky ♪
1338
01:09:15,254 --> 01:09:17,187
♪ Baby, won't you take
1339
01:09:17,222 --> 01:09:20,086
♪ This heart of mine
1340
01:09:26,679 --> 01:09:28,474
- It smells like a
hippy's attic in here.
1341
01:09:28,509 --> 01:09:30,338
Do customers never
complain about it?
1342
01:09:31,408 --> 01:09:32,754
- You have no idea.
1343
01:09:37,621 --> 01:09:38,450
- So.
1344
01:09:39,278 --> 01:09:40,141
- So?
1345
01:09:41,556 --> 01:09:43,800
- Gracie said you were with
a really nervous man earlier.
1346
01:09:43,834 --> 01:09:45,388
Kept insisting he was a customer
1347
01:09:45,422 --> 01:09:46,941
but was being weird about it.
1348
01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:47,942
- Thanks, Grace.
1349
01:09:47,976 --> 01:09:49,323
- No, it's fine.
1350
01:09:49,357 --> 01:09:51,497
You don't have to be
sneaky if you're on a date.
1351
01:09:51,532 --> 01:09:53,154
We aren't together anymore.
1352
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,604
- No, we're not.
1353
01:09:54,638 --> 01:09:57,020
So you can stop needling me
like I'm doing something wrong.
1354
01:09:57,054 --> 01:09:58,470
- Wow, okay.
1355
01:09:58,504 --> 01:10:00,472
I'm just saying it's great
that you moved on so quickly.
1356
01:10:00,506 --> 01:10:02,336
- No you're not, Jess.
1357
01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:03,475
You're trying to
make me feel bad
1358
01:10:03,509 --> 01:10:06,029
about not even being on a date.
1359
01:10:06,063 --> 01:10:07,513
He was a passenger
that was nice enough
1360
01:10:07,548 --> 01:10:09,998
to let me run an errand
while he was in the car.
1361
01:10:10,033 --> 01:10:12,069
There isn't a man,
there never was.
1362
01:10:13,554 --> 01:10:14,865
But you know what?
1363
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:16,729
You broke up with me.
1364
01:10:16,764 --> 01:10:18,766
So, even if there is a man,
1365
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,457
you don't get to
be mad about it.
1366
01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:27,292
- I'm sorry.
1367
01:10:28,914 --> 01:10:29,846
- It's fine.
1368
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,779
- It's obviously not, Em.
1369
01:10:32,883 --> 01:10:34,609
- Are you seriously
arguing with me
1370
01:10:34,644 --> 01:10:36,991
about whether or not
we're having an argument?
1371
01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:39,787
- I guess I'm just
making up for lost time.
1372
01:10:39,821 --> 01:10:42,065
I feel like I saw you
for about two hours
1373
01:10:42,099 --> 01:10:44,481
for the whole last month
that we were dating.
1374
01:10:44,516 --> 01:10:46,725
- Yeah, I was spending a
lot of time in the car then
1375
01:10:46,759 --> 01:10:49,831
because I wanted to be with
you, not fight with you.
1376
01:10:51,074 --> 01:10:52,558
- Well that's not
what it felt like.
1377
01:10:54,077 --> 01:10:55,078
- What are you talking about?
1378
01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:56,804
Do we need to get you a coffee?
1379
01:10:56,838 --> 01:11:00,221
- It felt like you didn't
want to fight to be with me.
1380
01:11:06,952 --> 01:11:08,194
What the fuck, Em?
1381
01:11:08,229 --> 01:11:09,057
- Shit.
1382
01:11:09,092 --> 01:11:11,025
I am so sorry.
1383
01:11:11,059 --> 01:11:12,268
I thought that maybe.
1384
01:11:12,302 --> 01:11:13,717
I, it's...
1385
01:11:13,752 --> 01:11:14,994
Sorry, you were saying?
1386
01:11:15,029 --> 01:11:17,100
- Did you suffer a
blow to the head?
1387
01:11:17,134 --> 01:11:21,069
- Well, actually, it's
not important, I'm fine.
1388
01:11:22,001 --> 01:11:22,830
Sorry.
1389
01:11:24,728 --> 01:11:25,936
- I was saying...
1390
01:11:28,663 --> 01:11:32,253
Look, I know I'm not the
most secure in a relationship
1391
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,875
but sometimes it
felt like you would
1392
01:11:33,910 --> 01:11:36,809
sit in your car all
night instead of deal
with your issues.
1393
01:11:36,844 --> 01:11:37,638
- My issues?
1394
01:11:37,672 --> 01:11:40,399
- Our issues.
1395
01:11:40,434 --> 01:11:41,262
Ours.
1396
01:11:42,228 --> 01:11:43,609
Both of ours.
1397
01:11:47,682 --> 01:11:52,100
I don't think you know how
passive you can be sometimes
1398
01:11:52,135 --> 01:11:54,310
but eventually I figured
out that our relationship
1399
01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:55,794
was like your comedy.
1400
01:11:57,243 --> 01:11:59,694
It was something you were
just going to try to wait out
1401
01:11:59,729 --> 01:12:01,558
and hope it turned out okay.
1402
01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:05,562
I know I initiated the breakup
1403
01:12:05,597 --> 01:12:07,668
but I'm not the
only one responsible
1404
01:12:07,702 --> 01:12:09,532
for the end of our relationship.
1405
01:12:13,156 --> 01:12:14,709
You need a partner
that you're willing
1406
01:12:14,744 --> 01:12:17,022
to get out of the car
and have the fight for.
1407
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:27,964
- I'm sorry.
1408
01:12:27,998 --> 01:12:29,034
- Thanks.
1409
01:12:29,068 --> 01:12:30,656
This was a new blouse.
1410
01:12:30,691 --> 01:12:31,899
- No.
1411
01:12:31,933 --> 01:12:34,073
Well, I'm sorry about
that too, I just...
1412
01:12:36,006 --> 01:12:39,493
I'm really sorry if I
didn't make you feel valued.
1413
01:12:40,873 --> 01:12:41,840
- I appreciate it.
1414
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,364
- So are you settling
into the new place okay?
1415
01:12:48,398 --> 01:12:50,814
You don't miss glamorous
small town life?
1416
01:12:50,849 --> 01:12:53,852
- Small town inconvenienced
in city sized crime rates?
1417
01:12:53,886 --> 01:12:55,647
No, not really.
1418
01:12:57,096 --> 01:12:59,513
Besides, I got to visit my
Uncle Sean's farm last weekend
1419
01:12:59,547 --> 01:13:00,928
for the first time in forever
1420
01:13:00,962 --> 01:13:03,931
and I am set on rural
life for awhile.
1421
01:13:05,070 --> 01:13:06,830
- Not a country girl, huh?
1422
01:13:06,865 --> 01:13:08,556
- I don't see how anyone is.
1423
01:13:08,591 --> 01:13:11,766
It's like 14 full-time
jobs worth of work.
1424
01:13:11,801 --> 01:13:14,666
And have you ever helped
put a shoe on a horse?
1425
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:15,908
I have.
1426
01:13:15,943 --> 01:13:17,841
It's awful.
1427
01:13:17,876 --> 01:13:19,015
- Holy shit.
1428
01:13:19,049 --> 01:13:20,257
- Yeah.
1429
01:13:20,292 --> 01:13:21,880
Just so you know, they
will try to kick you
1430
01:13:21,914 --> 01:13:22,743
and poop on you.
1431
01:13:23,882 --> 01:13:25,539
Well, I mean they
don't try to do that.
1432
01:13:25,573 --> 01:13:27,437
It's just something
that happens.
1433
01:13:27,472 --> 01:13:28,921
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
1434
01:13:28,956 --> 01:13:31,199
- I know, so gross.
1435
01:13:31,234 --> 01:13:33,029
- Listen, this is
gonna sound insane
1436
01:13:33,063 --> 01:13:34,927
but I need to try something.
1437
01:13:34,962 --> 01:13:38,068
Can you tell me how to get to
North Gate Cemetery from here?
1438
01:13:38,103 --> 01:13:41,002
- The new one or the one
that they paved over?
1439
01:13:41,969 --> 01:13:43,349
- The old one.
1440
01:13:43,384 --> 01:13:45,144
- Em, you know where it is.
1441
01:13:45,179 --> 01:13:46,870
You've lived here
longer than I have.
1442
01:13:46,905 --> 01:13:48,424
- Just humor me.
1443
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,011
- Well, if we're near Mom's,
1444
01:13:50,046 --> 01:13:51,634
then it's straight
back that way.
1445
01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:53,118
- Thank you.
1446
01:13:53,152 --> 01:13:56,155
So this is gonna seem like I'm
being really mean and petty
1447
01:13:56,190 --> 01:13:59,814
but is it okay if I
drop you off here?
1448
01:13:59,849 --> 01:14:00,746
- Are you joking?
1449
01:14:00,781 --> 01:14:02,058
We're like a block away.
1450
01:14:02,092 --> 01:14:04,370
- Exactly, so it's
not a very long walk.
1451
01:14:05,371 --> 01:14:07,477
- You are unbelievable.
1452
01:14:07,512 --> 01:14:09,997
- Please trust me that it's
really, really important.
1453
01:14:10,031 --> 01:14:12,275
- I thought we were finally
getting to a good place
1454
01:14:12,309 --> 01:14:13,241
and now you're just being--
1455
01:14:13,276 --> 01:14:14,104
- Jess.
1456
01:14:15,830 --> 01:14:17,176
We were not a great fit
1457
01:14:17,211 --> 01:14:19,524
and we were probably
always doomed to fail
1458
01:14:19,558 --> 01:14:21,180
but just so you know,
1459
01:14:21,215 --> 01:14:25,737
I loved you and you were
a huge part of my life
1460
01:14:25,771 --> 01:14:28,049
and I am sorry if I let you down
1461
01:14:28,084 --> 01:14:30,845
by making you feel otherwise
while we were together.
1462
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,053
Okay?
1463
01:14:32,088 --> 01:14:33,469
But I have to go.
1464
01:14:38,025 --> 01:14:39,716
- I don't know what to say.
1465
01:14:39,751 --> 01:14:42,201
- Well, Ferry welcomes
feedback so we can
1466
01:14:42,236 --> 01:14:44,480
continue to improve your
customer experience.
1467
01:14:56,215 --> 01:14:57,389
Okay, come on.
1468
01:15:29,904 --> 01:15:30,871
Roger!
1469
01:15:39,949 --> 01:15:41,571
- I'm really glad you came.
1470
01:15:41,606 --> 01:15:43,953
- I had to get directions
from a farrier.
1471
01:15:43,987 --> 01:15:45,230
- What?
1472
01:15:45,264 --> 01:15:46,645
- Sort of, I'm hoping
between the two of us
1473
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:47,957
it counts for something.
1474
01:15:47,991 --> 01:15:49,821
Let's get you to your cemetery.
1475
01:15:49,855 --> 01:15:51,063
- We're in a cemetery.
1476
01:15:51,098 --> 01:15:52,824
- Maybe not the
one that you need.
1477
01:15:52,858 --> 01:15:54,101
- Oh.
1478
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,218
- All right, what do we
need to pull these things
1479
01:16:08,253 --> 01:16:09,634
back through the
portal and seal it off?
1480
01:16:09,668 --> 01:16:11,670
- We need the branches
of the five trees.
1481
01:16:11,705 --> 01:16:13,016
- Right, right, right.
1482
01:16:13,051 --> 01:16:14,328
- Blood of a host.
1483
01:16:14,362 --> 01:16:15,605
- Pardon?
1484
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:16,813
- Blood from one of the
bodies that housed them.
1485
01:16:16,848 --> 01:16:18,401
I got that at one
of the first stops.
1486
01:16:18,435 --> 01:16:19,436
- Hey, you said
that you didn't--
1487
01:16:19,471 --> 01:16:20,645
- I didn't kill anybody.
1488
01:16:20,679 --> 01:16:21,887
The instructions don't give
1489
01:16:21,922 --> 01:16:23,164
a certain amount
of blood you need.
1490
01:16:23,199 --> 01:16:26,271
I didn't see any need
to apply lethal force.
1491
01:16:26,305 --> 01:16:27,237
- Okay, and?
1492
01:16:28,860 --> 01:16:30,240
- Summoner's finger.
1493
01:16:30,275 --> 01:16:31,172
- Ew!
1494
01:16:31,207 --> 01:16:32,346
- Yeah, tell me about it.
1495
01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:33,589
It's not pleasant work.
1496
01:16:33,623 --> 01:16:35,349
Trust me, grave robbing
the family crypt,
1497
01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:37,385
not my idea of a good time.
1498
01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:39,318
- So that's your great,
great grandfather's--
1499
01:16:39,353 --> 01:16:40,596
- Finger, right.
1500
01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:43,253
I hope they don't
need a specific one.
1501
01:16:43,288 --> 01:16:45,083
- Okay, anything else?
1502
01:16:45,117 --> 01:16:46,809
- Well,
1503
01:16:46,843 --> 01:16:49,708
in a perfect world
we'd use the talisman
1504
01:16:49,743 --> 01:16:51,434
to summon a hero through
the mists of time
1505
01:16:51,468 --> 01:16:52,504
to keep the demons at bay.
1506
01:16:52,538 --> 01:16:53,332
- I'm sorry!
1507
01:16:53,367 --> 01:16:54,679
- But since we don't,
1508
01:16:54,713 --> 01:16:56,370
speed is our ally.
1509
01:16:57,785 --> 01:16:59,960
I really appreciate you
coming back to get me.
1510
01:17:01,202 --> 01:17:02,825
I can't imagine anybody
else being my farrier.
1511
01:17:02,859 --> 01:17:04,412
- Ferryman.
1512
01:17:04,447 --> 01:17:06,000
And you're welcome.
1513
01:17:06,035 --> 01:17:08,313
Though I did consider
stealing the big bag of cash
1514
01:17:08,347 --> 01:17:09,659
you left in my back.
1515
01:17:09,694 --> 01:17:10,971
- Oh crap.
1516
01:17:11,005 --> 01:17:12,317
Thanks for not doing that.
1517
01:17:13,214 --> 01:17:15,354
In the spirit of honesty,
1518
01:17:15,389 --> 01:17:17,978
I think I should
apologize to you
1519
01:17:18,012 --> 01:17:20,152
for the scathing
review I left you.
1520
01:17:21,015 --> 01:17:21,809
- Really?
1521
01:17:21,844 --> 01:17:23,121
I will try to delete it.
1522
01:17:23,155 --> 01:17:24,432
I made it in a moment of anger.
1523
01:17:24,467 --> 01:17:26,434
You are easily a
four star driver.
1524
01:17:26,469 --> 01:17:27,850
- Four?
1525
01:17:27,884 --> 01:17:30,438
- Well, your vehicle still
does have an overpowering odor.
1526
01:17:30,473 --> 01:17:31,474
- Oh, for...
1527
01:17:48,767 --> 01:17:51,011
This is the original site.
1528
01:17:51,045 --> 01:17:52,150
- Are you sure?
1529
01:17:52,184 --> 01:17:53,289
- Oh, trust me.
1530
01:17:53,323 --> 01:17:54,704
It was a huge ordeal
1531
01:17:54,739 --> 01:17:56,810
when they first started
clearing it out.
1532
01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:58,639
Bodies for days.
1533
01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:01,262
Now, some people got
really up in arms about
1534
01:18:01,297 --> 01:18:02,781
erasing town history
1535
01:18:02,816 --> 01:18:05,611
but some people were really
insistent about relocating.
1536
01:18:05,646 --> 01:18:07,337
- Oh, I bet they were.
1537
01:18:07,372 --> 01:18:09,995
It was demons trying
to cover their tracks.
1538
01:18:10,030 --> 01:18:11,894
- For lack of a better term.
1539
01:18:13,792 --> 01:18:15,104
- Okay.
1540
01:18:15,138 --> 01:18:16,726
Now, listen.
1541
01:18:16,761 --> 01:18:19,004
A lot of those demons,
for lack of a better term,
1542
01:18:19,039 --> 01:18:20,661
caught up with me at
the last graveyard.
1543
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:23,215
However, there's a
strong possibility
1544
01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:24,665
that some of them
are waiting for me.
1545
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,737
So I need you to be safe
and stay in the car.
1546
01:18:27,772 --> 01:18:29,221
- But what if they get to you?
1547
01:18:29,256 --> 01:18:31,292
- Well, then we better hope
the rest of my bastard cousins
1548
01:18:31,327 --> 01:18:34,744
all died in some tragic,
yet unavoidable accidents
1549
01:18:34,779 --> 01:18:37,643
prior to today and the
curse dies with me.
1550
01:18:37,678 --> 01:18:38,886
I don't think these demons
1551
01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,405
are being all that
careful right now.
1552
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,788
If that happens, you take the
bag and all the money in it
1553
01:18:43,822 --> 01:18:45,755
and you get out of town.
1554
01:18:45,790 --> 01:18:48,275
If you happen to live
for another 110 years,
1555
01:18:48,309 --> 01:18:51,692
then you come back here and
you try to finish this off.
1556
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,383
I know, that's a long
time to live with
1557
01:18:53,418 --> 01:18:55,247
my great, great
grandfather's finger bone
1558
01:18:55,282 --> 01:18:57,525
but, all things considered.
1559
01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,769
Oh, and about the
bag, you gotta...
1560
01:19:07,570 --> 01:19:08,640
- No!
1561
01:19:18,995 --> 01:19:19,789
Shit!
1562
01:19:19,824 --> 01:19:20,756
No, no, no!
1563
01:19:22,965 --> 01:19:24,000
Get out!
1564
01:19:29,247 --> 01:19:30,696
- Open this!
1565
01:19:30,731 --> 01:19:31,559
Now!
1566
01:19:53,616 --> 01:19:56,584
- Open up!
1567
01:20:21,713 --> 01:20:22,610
- You can stop.
1568
01:20:24,371 --> 01:20:26,649
The talisman in
pieces is useless.
1569
01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:28,789
As is this.
1570
01:20:32,482 --> 01:20:35,554
Helping him was a fool's errand.
1571
01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:39,593
He's an ineffective little
man who was doomed to fail.
1572
01:20:39,627 --> 01:20:40,525
And why not?
1573
01:20:41,733 --> 01:20:43,631
We held up our end
of the bargain!
1574
01:20:44,494 --> 01:20:45,495
You said it yourself.
1575
01:20:46,427 --> 01:20:47,497
We don't disturb much.
1576
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,776
You said that your life
1577
01:20:50,811 --> 01:20:53,400
has been more disrupted
by him than by us.
1578
01:20:54,504 --> 01:20:57,645
So why don't you open the door,
1579
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,993
I'll get rid of that
silly little circle
1580
01:21:00,027 --> 01:21:03,928
and you head on home with
all the money in that bag?
1581
01:21:05,446 --> 01:21:06,275
Hmm?
1582
01:21:07,448 --> 01:21:09,450
You've earned it,
don't you think?
1583
01:21:15,698 --> 01:21:19,564
You're worried about people
getting hurt if you help us?
1584
01:21:21,255 --> 01:21:23,188
You need to be worried
1585
01:21:23,223 --> 01:21:25,673
about people getting
hurt if you don't.
1586
01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:27,503
- No, don't touch her.
1587
01:21:29,298 --> 01:21:30,126
- Her?
1588
01:21:33,164 --> 01:21:33,992
Her?
1589
01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:43,036
I'm gonna kill this man
1590
01:21:43,070 --> 01:21:46,039
unless you want to
help prevent it.
1591
01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:48,489
See?
1592
01:21:49,594 --> 01:21:51,803
We aren't unreasonable.
1593
01:22:15,137 --> 01:22:17,139
- Through the mists of thyme!
1594
01:22:17,173 --> 01:22:18,071
Sorry in advance, Roger!
1595
01:22:21,626 --> 01:22:23,421
So fucking gross!
1596
01:23:21,927 --> 01:23:23,481
Gross.
1597
01:23:23,515 --> 01:23:24,344
Ugh.
1598
01:23:25,586 --> 01:23:27,243
Gross, gross, gross.
1599
01:23:34,112 --> 01:23:37,288
- My blood can't be the nastiest
thing you've touched today.
1600
01:23:37,322 --> 01:23:38,979
Remember, I know
about the spoon.
1601
01:23:40,153 --> 01:23:42,017
- I'm so
glad you're okay.
1602
01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:43,328
- Okay's a relative term.
1603
01:23:44,502 --> 01:23:46,642
Took a pretty nasty
blow to the head.
1604
01:23:46,676 --> 01:23:47,919
And my nose.
1605
01:23:47,953 --> 01:23:50,059
- Well you did leave me
a pretty nasty review
1606
01:23:50,094 --> 01:23:51,681
on my company page.
1607
01:23:51,716 --> 01:23:54,788
- I'm not sure slugging me was
the best way to address it.
1608
01:23:56,548 --> 01:23:57,377
- Ugh.
1609
01:24:00,518 --> 01:24:01,588
- So what happens now?
1610
01:24:03,935 --> 01:24:05,799
- Well, I burned the book.
1611
01:24:07,214 --> 01:24:09,941
I go home and I wait to
see if I lose everything.
1612
01:24:09,975 --> 01:24:10,804
If I do,
1613
01:24:11,908 --> 01:24:13,462
I'll figure out what to do now.
1614
01:24:14,773 --> 01:24:16,396
I'm kinda making
this up as I go.
1615
01:24:20,986 --> 01:24:22,057
- All right, where to?
1616
01:24:23,713 --> 01:24:25,129
- The hotel.
1617
01:24:25,163 --> 01:24:28,373
I only have one friend in
town and from what I've heard,
1618
01:24:28,408 --> 01:24:30,272
her place isn't the nicest.
1619
01:24:46,322 --> 01:24:50,947
♪ Say that you'll come with me
1620
01:24:50,982 --> 01:24:53,950
♪ We can both be lost together
1621
01:24:53,985 --> 01:24:56,953
♪ Together
1622
01:24:56,988 --> 01:25:01,924
♪ And if I say I'm leaving
1623
01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:06,791
♪ Would you carry on
without me when I'm gone ♪
1624
01:25:06,825 --> 01:25:07,861
♪ Oh
1625
01:25:07,895 --> 01:25:12,555
♪ Say that you'll come with me
1626
01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:15,696
♪ We can both be lost together
1627
01:25:15,731 --> 01:25:18,527
♪ Together, not alone
1628
01:25:18,561 --> 01:25:21,150
♪ We can both be lost together
1629
01:25:21,185 --> 01:25:24,360
♪ Together, not alone
1630
01:25:37,925 --> 01:25:38,754
- Well.
1631
01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:42,999
Thanks for everything.
1632
01:25:43,034 --> 01:25:43,862
Sincerely.
1633
01:25:44,863 --> 01:25:46,106
I don't even think a talisman
1634
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:47,970
could've brought me a
better hero than you.
1635
01:25:49,178 --> 01:25:50,731
I'm glad you knew when
to get out of the car.
1636
01:25:55,909 --> 01:25:57,738
You know, you should
do it more often.
1637
01:25:57,773 --> 01:26:00,396
If a horde of demons
doesn't scare you,
1638
01:26:00,431 --> 01:26:01,225
nothing should.
1639
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,022
- I have a hard time
relating to people
1640
01:26:40,056 --> 01:26:42,197
that want to show me the
cool, historic things
1641
01:26:42,231 --> 01:26:43,543
that are unique to their home
1642
01:26:43,577 --> 01:26:46,477
because I don't really
have anything like that.
1643
01:26:46,511 --> 01:26:47,581
I mean, I do, but
it's not something
1644
01:26:47,616 --> 01:26:48,996
I feel like I can brag about.
1645
01:26:49,031 --> 01:26:51,344
I can't lead people to
my bathroom and say,
1646
01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:54,554
this is where I keep my
authentic mid-aughts turd spoon.
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