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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:08,320 Where are you going all naked? 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,756 Don't look at me that way Don't be so naive. Answer! 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,041 Where are you going all naked? 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,682 Where are you going all naked? 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,253 And don't make those eyes You know we won't fall for your tricks. 6 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,472 Love 7 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,046 Love 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:32,914 Please don't tell me these things 9 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,825 So boring 10 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:40,238 Don't start to make a conformist out of me 11 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:45,027 Because it's not up to you 12 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:50,037 Completely naked you run through 13 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,042 Do you know what you do? 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,568 What harm is there to be like me? 15 00:00:55,640 --> 00:01:00,828 But in your head you've lost a screw To do the crazy things you do 16 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,191 But what will I do? I just don't know. 17 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,748 Stop what you do! 18 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,763 Don't tell me it's true 19 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,394 Found in the traffic 20 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,848 As naked as when you were born? 21 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,093 Yes! Why not? What's the harm? 22 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:21,170 If you want to go, then why not come out with me? 23 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,398 Why don't you come out with me? 24 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:29,537 I'm not the crazy one like you I just don't know what you'll do 25 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,916 But I know, I know, I know! 26 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:37,889 Completely naked, where'll you go? 27 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,138 If only I could know? 28 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,437 What harm is there to be like me? 29 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:48,469 But in your head you've lost a screw To do the crazy things you do 30 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,990 What will I do? I just don't know. 31 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,559 Stop what you do! 32 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,500 Don't tell me it's true 33 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,251 Found in the traffic 34 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,307 As naked as when you were born? 35 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,812 Yes! Why not? What's the harm? 36 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:09,095 If you want to come, why not go out with me? 37 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,186 Why don't you come out with me? 38 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:17,104 I'm not the crazy one like you I just don't know what you'll do 39 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,636 But I know, I know, I know. 40 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,237 You see What harm'll there be 41 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,199 Going walking Completely naked just like me? 42 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,103 Doctor. 43 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,309 Doctor! 44 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,375 Doctor! 45 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,630 Orestes, the president wants me to go to the office with him. 46 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,446 Wake me up 11 tomorrow morning. 47 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,250 But it's already tomorrow morning! 48 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,468 He phoned, the President, he'll be here in 15 minutes exactly. 49 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,355 Damn! 50 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,677 They always wake you while you sleep. 51 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,475 Goodness, how late it is this morning! 52 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,447 Would you translate to my wife? 53 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:43,061 My dear, you are the boss and have the right to arrive late. 54 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,851 Hi! 55 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,406 - Who are you? - Your wife, dear. 56 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,927 But I'm a bachelor. 57 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:29,864 We met last night at that party, have you forgotten? 58 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,672 Last night I was in London. 59 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,070 Me to, that's where it happened! 60 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,926 Your head was spinning, one could say you were drunk. 61 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,287 - I'm a teetotaler. - Indeed. 62 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,381 I knew it when you fell in the manhole. 63 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,508 I called the fire fighters who arrived with their siren. Don't you remember? 64 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,519 Remember, they pulled you up with a rope. 65 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,828 And then? 66 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:56,215 And then, once out, you asked me if I wanted to marry you. 67 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,971 I'm sorry, I drank your coffee. 68 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:07,989 If you show me where the kitchen is, I'll make you another. 69 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,916 Don't move! 70 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,577 - Why not? - The valet's there. 71 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,501 - And the President's on his way. - Who? 72 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,581 After I'll explain, now clothes. 73 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,791 - Can't you see, I've nothing! - I can see. 74 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,646 That's why you've to dress. - But I've no clothes! 75 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:38,389 - Who knows where they've gone! - Where did you put them? - Orestes! 76 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,156 Hurry, come here! 77 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,703 Have you seen a woman's dress? 78 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,099 A woman's what? 79 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,687 Don't waste my time! 80 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,428 Have you seen any women's clothes? 81 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,963 No doing the cleaning I found only this. 82 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,486 Maybe it's a souvenir of London. 83 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,966 Mind your own business! 84 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,202 - And who is this? - Ciccino. 85 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,891 A friend gave it to me who works in skins. 86 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:12,117 If it grows up I'll turn it into shoes, or a bag... 87 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:16,045 - Maybe even a suitcase! - What are you doing? 88 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,101 - I have a headache. - So you swallowed my beads? 89 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,351 - I swallowed two pills. - No, my beads! 90 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:26,979 I put them in that little box when they unthreaded. 91 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,726 - Will they harm me? - I don't know. 92 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,331 I've never eaten any. 93 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,606 Don't move! 94 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,956 President, good morning. 95 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,142 Are you crazy, Luna? Why did you put the chain on? 96 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,963 The chain? 97 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,846 Wait just a minute, I'll be right back. 98 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,332 I can't find my glasses! 99 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,301 You, thingy... What's your name? 100 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,993 Tonino. 101 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,888 Tonino, I'll return tonight. You mustn't move from here. 102 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,686 I wonder why I put the chain on? I forgot. 103 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:31,015 - Have you forgotten that too? - It's not mine, sir. 104 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,651 I hope so, and not mine either. 105 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:56,509 You see, Luna, I don't deny you a moderate sex life. 106 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,107 Thank you, sir. 107 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:02,950 - But I demand absolute discretion. Fair? - More than fair. 108 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,515 I made a pact with you because a man of my position... 109 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,626 - cannot permit himself... - A bachelor pad. 110 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,837 A refuge to avoid the malicious gossip of the people. 111 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,047 - Would you like a cigarette? - Thank you. 112 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:20,029 If every time I privately visit one of my employees... 113 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,197 Although of modest abilities and functions... 114 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,990 My presence in his apartment cannot arouse suspicion, right? 115 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:35,739 But what a figure I'll make if he uses the refuge as a bachelor pad? 116 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,643 Bad, very bad. 117 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,068 Right. 118 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,888 - Look... - Yes? 119 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:48,151 Have you ever contemplated the possibility that... 120 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,708 I could take a wife? 121 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,529 Nonsense, you know too well that I need a bachelor. 122 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:08,053 At exactly 11. Come on, get a move on. 123 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,231 I don't want you to forget... 124 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,567 I said, I don't want you to forget... 125 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:36,863 - What I was saying? - That you didn't want me to forget. 126 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:41,630 - That I didn't want to forget what? - I don't know, you didn't say. 127 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,036 Not to forget tonight. 128 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,907 Here. 129 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,311 - What are you doing, Orestes? - Ah, it's you, Mr. Manfredo! 130 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,766 Did you know the lady goes around the house completely naked? 131 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,430 You're like that with the windows open and the lights on? 132 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,501 There's never anyone out front. 133 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,727 - No one? - No! 134 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,347 Come. Come with me. 135 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,353 Come here. 136 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:17,371 - Look at that bus. See it? - Yes. 137 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,386 Look at that guy with the white wig and dogs. 138 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,073 He was also watching. 139 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,572 A voyeur! 140 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,404 Bugger! 141 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:36,580 - You also say rude words? - Voyeur isn't a rude word. Bugger! 142 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,482 - Look, Pauline... - Tonino! 143 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,228 Tonino, you must tell me one thing. 144 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,047 Why go around naked? 145 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,857 I don't know, wait while I think. 146 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:59,784 What's wrong with it? Adam and Eve walked around naked. 147 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:04,425 Yes naked, but before they committed mortal sin. 148 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,437 Then they were covered. 149 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,222 I haven't committed any mortal sins. 150 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,710 Everyone has committed a mortal sin. 151 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:17,749 Orestes, the people in the bus, the gentleman with the dogs... 152 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,189 My mum and even my dad! 153 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:24,518 I haven't and then it's not nice to talk like that about your parents. 154 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,383 With your family's secrets, you should keep quiet. 155 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,081 It's not about my family, this is my business. 156 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:36,256 If they see you naked, You'll end up in jail for indecent exposure. 157 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,857 It's not nice what you say. 158 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:43,704 Perhaps not, but it's the penal code. And I didn't write it. 159 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,752 So, kind or unkind, please cover yourself up! 160 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,059 But I'm used to being naked. 161 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,186 - I know that. I get it! - Thank goodness! 162 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,082 Manfredo! 163 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,485 What is it now? 164 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:01,463 The first time we kissed a fire engine passed. 165 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,496 - So what? - When I hear the fire siren... 166 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,222 I want to be possessed. 167 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,092 Oh no, the fire station's right next door! 168 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,233 Tonino. 169 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,897 Tonino, give me a break. Listen... 170 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,332 I work in a bank. 171 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,158 A bank, you know? 172 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,451 It's important stuff, very serious. 173 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,831 For comparison think of the Vatican. 174 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,196 It's an environment where certain things are expected. 175 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:47,617 Things like decorum, respectability... 176 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,791 And nonsense like this... 177 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:56,159 You have to behave... How can I put it? 178 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,793 Proper? 179 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,689 Bravo! 180 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,474 You've got it! Properly, right! 181 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,244 We're agreed. 182 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,181 In marriage the hardest are the first 20 years. 183 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,567 Then everything works out. 184 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,901 I must warn you, the President mustn't know of my aunt. 185 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,588 I don't know how you could hide her for long. 186 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,319 Orestes! 187 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:32,244 I'm not asking you to hide her for long, but to let me decide... 188 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,671 When she can no longer be hidden. 189 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,297 You are straining my professional conscience. 190 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,251 It's he who is paying my salary. 191 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,497 Ah! 192 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:55,800 Will this be enough to appease your professional conscience? 193 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,762 For the moment. 194 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,187 - Are you cold? - I can't understand... 195 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,970 This sudden urge of yours to go to the movies! 196 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,018 - Must have been the fire siren. - The fire siren? 197 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,957 When I hear it, I must go straight to the cinema. 198 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,595 And the station next door! 199 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,113 Come on! 200 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,606 To work, lads. Let's synchronize the signals. 201 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,541 General hazard? 202 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,483 Perfect, Bond. 203 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,522 Sighting the cops? 204 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,324 Excellent! 205 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,907 That's enough. 206 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,385 Now to open the gate. 207 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,118 The switch. 208 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,324 Shit! 209 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,828 I missed. 210 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,995 Damn, there's something not working. 211 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,492 The viewfinder must have moved. 212 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,237 Shit! 213 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,046 Let's give it another go. 214 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,596 No doubt about it. Something strange. 215 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,036 Stupidly open. 216 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,342 - Ready, ma'am? - Yes, dear. 217 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,767 Call me boy. 218 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,092 Not so loud, boy! 219 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,977 Massage has its iron laws. 220 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,026 So many precautions! 221 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,189 But which bolt can stop Rufus? 222 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,853 - Why laugh? - Why shouldn't I... 223 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,449 I don't see what's so funny in this scene. 224 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,365 You see he grasps her now with savage violence... 225 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,452 and rapes her? 226 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,807 - Pardon? - He rapes her. 227 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,457 Why talk like that? 228 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,110 I've been told it is better to say rape 229 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,236 OK, you can say make love. 230 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,237 Either way there's nothing to laugh about. 231 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,535 I'm always happy to see two people making love. 232 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,115 Not here: It's a dramatic situation, a farewell! 233 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,351 - There is nothing cheerful here. - Why are you so angry? 234 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,716 It's not a true story, you know? It's cinema. 235 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,291 I just can't argue with you. 236 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:31,565 I can't enjoy this any more, you've managed to upset me. 237 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:36,206 Why, you enjoyed yourself? You said it's not a happy thing. 238 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,306 I've had enough, it's best that we leave. 239 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,971 Much better. 240 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,617 - The loudspeaker, darling. - I saw it. 241 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,596 They're following us. 242 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,882 Why not stop? 243 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,757 They stopped too. 244 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,677 Try driving off. 245 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:18,445 - But what do they want? - Why don't you ask him? 246 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,688 But, I don't understand, you brought me to the movies. 247 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,416 Huh, maybe that was yesterday. 248 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,301 I can't get out, dear. 249 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,436 Do you want to stay in the car? 250 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,963 You want to make peace. I understand. 251 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,462 You're right 252 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,974 Now that we're married, we should try falling in love. 253 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,056 For a husband and wife it's very important... 254 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,921 Falling in love. Don't you think? 255 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,363 HORN 256 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,393 Manfredo. 257 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,644 I must be off. 258 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,967 Away, away! 259 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,043 What's the matter? 260 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,197 Why bark? Why so alarmed? 261 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,181 Are you on edge? Come on. 262 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,868 We will return. 263 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,861 Rufus... won't give up. 264 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,311 It's nice to kiss like two lovers here in the car. 265 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,947 It was a wonderful evening. 266 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,525 It's getting late we'd best go in. 267 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,581 - As you wish. - And then to bed. 268 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,637 Then to bed. 269 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,990 Perhaps it's a matter of suspending your hormone treatment. 270 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,540 Nonsense! What about my treatment? It collapsed by itself. 271 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,501 It'll be full of woodworm. 272 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,467 Where's my watch? don't translate, dear. 273 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,051 I must have left it at the office. 274 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,892 SPEAKING IN FINNISH 275 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,491 - Don't catch cold, dear. - Thank you, dear. 276 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,713 Bye, dear. 277 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,168 Still in bed? Shame on you, damn! 278 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,583 Girlfriend? 279 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,787 Lover? 280 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,473 Whore? 281 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:09,536 - Want to insinuate that's not a woman? - It's... 282 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,411 The case interests me, come with me. 283 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,548 A mere acquaintance. 284 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:24,095 And you want to spend the night in bed with such an acquaintance with 285 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,424 no other developments? 286 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,314 Yes 287 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,895 Yes 288 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,532 Tell me, she wouldn't be by any chance... 289 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,966 What? 290 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,312 I don't know what I'm supposed to think... 291 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,178 In the words of Petronius: As the servant, so is the master. 292 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,208 Not Orestes' influence. 293 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:58,183 I wouldn't mind having it off, what d'you think. 294 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,513 With the girl. 295 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,338 We'll talk calmly. On my return. 296 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,108 Now get out. 297 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,077 Stop, Antonio. 298 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,981 - Miss, is this your dress? - Yes, I think so. 299 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,758 Thank you. 300 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,480 Where can I undress? 301 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,086 At my house tonight, after eight. 302 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,763 Huh? 303 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,314 The changing room is there. 304 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,713 Here. 305 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:35,415 What a mess in here! And there's not even a mirror! 306 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,788 Ugh! 307 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,843 - Finished the window display? - Yes. 308 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,882 - Then draw the curtain. - Right away. 309 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,461 Damn, 20: 8! 310 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,467 Tonino! 311 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,366 - I make this point, and I'll come. - No... 312 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,567 Damn, you always win. 313 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,147 Manfredo! 314 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,182 Oh no, I'm fed up! 315 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,477 I'm fed up! I can't take it anymore! 316 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,622 What can I do? I can't go out, I can't say bad words... 317 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,525 I mustn't play table tennis. What can I do alone? 318 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,831 You're really quite weird. 319 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,811 I... I... I... I'm the weird one? 320 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:17,260 I'm in deep trouble because of you. 321 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,644 This is because I try to convince myself that you could be a real wife! 322 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,237 Why are you laughing now? 323 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:48,990 I'm trying cheer myself up, You're always angry with me. 324 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,521 Tonino. 325 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,682 Tonino, listen. Stop sniveling. 326 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,742 I want to tell you something. 327 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,310 That evening in London when I married you... 328 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,314 I wasn't in full possession of my faculties. I was drunk. 329 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:09,456 - I ended up in the gutter three times. - No, two! 330 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,932 I'm going back tomorrow. 331 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,191 - Inside the drain? - No, I'm going back to London! 332 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,226 I want to see a lawyer, I want to get a divorce. 333 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,766 It won't be difficult as you're not a normal wife! 334 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,086 Don't cry, Tonino. 335 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,452 You'll make things more difficult if you do that. 336 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:35,919 - Right now when we're begining to fall in love. - So what? 337 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,510 Let me finish. Try to understand my position. 338 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:44,164 Understand? Stop blubbing and think calmly. 339 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,030 - What are you doing? - Rape me. 340 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,584 - What? - Rape me. 341 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,867 Only a little raping. 342 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:03,020 - Manfredo... Manfredo! - You're crazy! 343 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,591 - Don't get mad! - I don't feel like it now! 344 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,797 - Just a tiny bit. - It's just not the time! 345 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,701 I also wrote to my fiancé. 346 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,783 - Who? - To George, my fiancé. And he's answered! 347 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,842 - You have a fiancé? - 1 had. 348 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:26,535 Dear Tonino, since you're married I'll consider our engagement over. 349 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,166 You married so quickly that you forgot to warn me. 350 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,926 I give you my best wishes and am sending you a gift. 351 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,946 The portrait that I painted. 352 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:42,535 Here it's been reproduced on thousands of pillows that sell like hot cakes. 353 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,133 That's it, hold it. No smile, darling. That's it. 354 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,437 Are you the fiancé of Tonino? 355 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,027 Yes 356 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,697 - I'm the husband. - Poor Tonino! 357 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,462 Must be really crazy. 358 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,077 - Excuse me... - Please. 359 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,994 In profile. 360 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,888 Can I ask you a question? 361 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:11,019 I want to know how long it lasted your engagement to my wife. 362 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,803 Five years. 363 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:18,865 Mine lasted less, and so I'd like to know a few things. 364 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,393 I'm sorry but... 365 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,900 My wife... who is she? 366 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,366 Come here, take cover. Where shall I take you? 367 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,421 To that lamppost over there, thank you. 368 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,365 It's not far. You're very kind. 369 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,197 Do you do this area? Because I've never met you? 370 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,316 Before I was in London. 371 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,637 Now I live there, but only for a few days. 372 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,566 - And now? - Now I'm going back. 373 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,070 I'll come with you, Don't you see how it's raining? 374 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:03,029 - Do as you like if it's no trouble. - no, no trouble! 375 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,470 - You're waiting for a taxi? - No. 376 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,812 - Oh no? - No! 377 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,317 Hello? 378 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,692 Taxis, there are none. 379 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:24,489 But if you need, a massage, a manicure... 380 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,273 No need to be rude! 381 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,731 - Some people! - But then... 382 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,340 - But then you're a... - I've never walked the streets 383 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,854 I'm a call girl, all because of that bitch of a madam! 384 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,901 I was shown the door for 74,000 lira in arrears. 385 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,662 How do I work without a phone? 386 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:51,679 Please forward Marissa's calls to No. 503202 c/o Dr. Luna. Thanks. 387 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,912 I've prepared the guest room as Madame ordered... 388 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:59,079 But let me say that Mr. Manfredo will not approve. 389 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,326 - 1 getit, I'm leaving. - No, no, come here! 390 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,670 I'll help you find the 74,000 lira. 391 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,279 Now I'll call someone who's always out in front. 392 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,386 Must be a bit shy and a bit in love with me. 393 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,732 Are you crazy? That's soliciting! 394 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,037 - Don't be stuffy. - And if he's a cop? 395 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,510 What do you mean? Come on! Even they make love. 396 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,073 Hello? 397 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,713 Who? Me? 398 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,876 I have to go where? 399 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:51,120 Here at my house. Marisa and I need to talk to you. 400 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,936 Unique, poetic, unpredictable, exciting! 401 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:15,120 Since she left, London has become so provincial! 402 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,902 David, you finish these photos. 403 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,946 Now I'll show you something. 404 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:39,425 Here is when she climbed naked to the top of the Tower of London. 405 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,836 Here kissing Bertrand Russell during the peace march. 406 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:48,334 And then a few minutes later when the cops took her away. 407 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,460 Really crazy, just like Russian roulette. 408 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:56,884 Did you read that clothes represent social hypocrisy. 409 00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:01,300 The idea so impressed her that at the first opportunity she takes them off. 410 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,400 - It's you, Manfredo? - No. 411 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,957 - It is so to speak. - Stop soaking me. Inside, hurry! 412 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,071 - Raining and watering the flowers! - What a nice surprise. 413 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,367 Bringing a call girl into my house? 414 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:40,304 - Where d'you want the poor thing to go? - An institute for wayward girls. 415 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,931 - Send your sister. - He has no sisters. 416 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:48,205 - I don't want to be re-educated, I want to work. - You see? 417 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,710 - She wants to work! - Where? Here in my house? 418 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,746 - Eh! - We're all crazy! 419 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,900 - I'll give you 20,000 lira. - What for? 420 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,082 - To pay for a bed. - She needs 74,000. 421 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:05,069 - Let's finish this for good! - But it's for the madam! 422 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,156 I'm very tired. 423 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,083 50, 60... 424 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,327 70. 425 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,240 One, two, three and four! 426 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:20,290 Now go away! Good night! 427 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,285 - I told you, he's a banker. - Bank employee! 428 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,981 Quiet, guys. 429 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,100 Who are you? 430 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,911 Who are you? 431 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,713 Who are you? 432 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,030 - Oh, who are you? - Here I am at home. 433 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:56,500 - Who are you rather? - If it's like that, I apologize. 434 00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,781 My name is Rufus Conforti... 435 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:05,505 Or better yet just Rufus. 436 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,381 I'll remove the disturbance. Come on, guys. 437 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,767 Wait! l invited him. 438 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,077 It was for Marisa. To provide her with a client. 439 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,290 - A client? - Yes, but don't panic. 440 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:24,408 This was the general idea, but there was no consummation. 441 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,913 He has no money. 442 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,375 Poor thing, he was so tired! Always up and down in front. 443 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,312 But that's my bed! 444 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,513 I've grasped perfectly well, what kind your husband is. 445 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,358 Petty and limited. 446 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:48,658 One who is covetous of his bed and ends up croaking in it. 447 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,467 Come my dears, back to the treadmill. 448 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,788 Goodbye. 449 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,411 The lighter... 450 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,556 Then there are the spoons. 451 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,713 Hello? 452 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:10,039 No, I've already said. There's no one here called Marisa! 453 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,990 How dare you give out my phone number? 454 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,494 - It was your wife's idea. - If not how would she manage, poor thing? 455 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:26,169 - Marisa won't accept money if she doesn't work. - Give her a duster. 456 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:30,000 She's not a maid. You can't do a job that's not yours, right? 457 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,037 The domestic union would protest. 458 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,642 Why not be kind enough to let her solicit? 459 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,581 You can have her, once, a quickie. 460 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,422 - I'm not jealous. - What do you mean? 461 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,283 Please Manfredino. 462 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,482 A little raping. 463 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,182 - With that one out there? - Yes. - Me? - You! 464 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,231 - Be nice. - Tonino! 465 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,658 Don't you ever do it in this house? 466 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,421 Hello? Marisa's not here, you idiot! 467 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,727 Luna, are you crazy? What? 468 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,967 What? Who am I? 469 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,822 I'm the President, understand? 470 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,513 What's this shouting? 471 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,091 Mr. President, how are you? 472 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:20,694 Round about nine I'll be at yours, get everything in place. 473 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,933 I don't want to see you. 474 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,402 I arranged it with a hostess. 475 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,477 Green light, is that clear? 476 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,626 Clear out! Fine, good, understood. 477 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,404 - Tonino? - Yes, dear? 478 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,966 Let's go for a walk? 479 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,673 Yes 480 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,605 - Clothed. - Immediately. 481 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,079 Madam, forgive me, Let me say... 482 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,651 I have a list of missing objects. 483 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,904 3 Victorian teaspoons, a small bronze attributed to Cellini 484 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,562 And a white gold lighter. - Bugger! 485 00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,485 - Are you saying we've had thieves in the house. - Yeah! 486 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:06,543 - Tonino, then what'll I do? - I've an idea. 487 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:12,964 Orestes, would you do me the favour to let yourself be possessed by Marisa? 488 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,843 All paid for, you know? 489 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,588 She won't accept money without something in return. 490 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,310 It's not about money, you understand... right? 491 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,344 - Where are you taking me? - I told you we're going for a spin... 492 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,038 And instead will sleep in a motel. 493 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,028 I too have my little quirks.. 494 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,786 - Why did you turn off the light? - Because it's nicer. 495 00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:00,174 It's like being inside a Christmas tree. 496 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,991 Manfredo, why did we come here to sleep? 497 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,433 This door falls continuously. 498 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,300 Listen Manfredo. 499 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,443 I thought I heard... 500 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,210 the fire siren. 501 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,617 Yes. 502 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,880 I seemed to hear it too. 503 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,718 - You want to go to the movies? - No. 504 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,291 I feel like... 505 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,580 Like what? 506 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,571 The same that you want too. 507 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,034 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 508 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,648 Love Letters. 509 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,024 Well done, President! 510 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:43,989 So my visit was not entirely fruitless. 511 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:09,170 The massage therapists are asked to fasten their seatbelts. 512 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,713 Hello? 513 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:38,462 Who do you want? Marisa? 514 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:41,143 There's no Marisa here. 515 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,977 Yes, you're wrong. 516 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,246 - Orestes! - Yes, Mr. President. - I'll prepare your bath. 517 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:17,517 No need, Orestes. No need. 518 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,511 - Orestes! - Bugger! 519 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:37,574 - What happened? - It seems someone left the hose running in the garden. 520 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,358 - So what? - The apartment is flooded. 521 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:46,383 It seems that we should repaint the entire facade? 522 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,931 - And the President? - A very bad cold. 523 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,452 He's waiting upstairs, Mr. Manfredo. 524 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,536 - Right now? - Of course. 525 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:13,277 All the fault of the damp! Combined with the girl? 526 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:15,356 Mr. President... 527 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,086 That girl is not what you think. 528 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,788 - She's a good girl. - But she was in your bed. 529 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,954 She was in my bed, but not in bed with me. 530 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,009 I mean... 531 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,150 She was in my bed because the bed interested her. 532 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,431 Nothing else, nothing at all. 533 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,165 A little more? 534 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,713 The day after tomorrow evening I'll give a dinner at my house, bring her. 535 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,348 - To your home? - Luna, think this out. 536 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:58,309 If she's a respectable girl, she can come to my house, right? 537 00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,497 I would say yes. 538 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,894 - If she's a little tart... - No! 539 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:08,074 In that case don't bring her to my house, but the house below. 540 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:09,469 Choose. 541 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:14,094 - The one above. - Where the gathering takes place. 542 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,730 It's important 543 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:20,482 you must definitely not say to anyone that you're my wife... 544 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,319 Right? 545 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:29,150 If the President starts courting you, try to keep him away. 546 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,487 I understand, I'm your wife. 547 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,656 You're not my wife, you're not at all my wife! 548 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,868 But if I'm not your wife, why do I have to say I'm not? 549 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,913 Aah! 550 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,209 Why the scream? 551 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,732 - What is it? - Ciccino. 552 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,582 - Ciccino? - He's grown. 553 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,422 The flooding's done him the world of good. 554 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,904 Poor little lizard! - Little lizard! 555 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,511 Remember well what I told you. 556 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,111 This place is full of important people. Good evening! 557 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,596 Good evening, Commander. 558 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:25,825 The gentleman who is talking... with the President... 559 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,268 is the Minister of Finance. 560 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,619 Don't look! 561 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,597 I got it, honey. 562 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:36,201 Not honey... Money. 563 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:40,945 It was you who said honey. I couldn't say I understand, money. 564 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,419 Lunch is served. 565 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,966 - Where are you going? - To get something to eat. 566 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,907 No way, alright. 567 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,766 You'll sit here with the leaves in front. 568 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,942 - Don't move, don't do a thing. - Can I at least breathe? 569 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,763 As little as possible. 570 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:14,588 I hope you're having fun, my dear. 571 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:15,914 Yes, yes! 572 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,917 You'll see that we'll become friends. 573 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,415 Friends of who? 574 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:25,828 Of course. 575 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,424 Thank you. 576 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:50,841 - A Finnish recipe for pasta. - There's no accounting for taste. 577 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:03,413 Do you smell a certain exotic paint. 578 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:22,533 Madame believes that the cook has overdone the reindeer cheese. 579 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,548 She suggests we move on to the beschamel cake. 580 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,507 Thank you. 581 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,092 Do you know what is it? 582 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,433 Manfredo, I think I know what happened. 583 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,926 It's my fault if the pasta was painted. 584 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:19,897 I entered by mistake in their kitchen through the window. 585 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:24,062 There were workers going up and down on the platform. 586 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:28,273 Why look at me like that, Why are they staring at me all wide-eyed? 587 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,503 Look! 588 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,237 Did I do something, dear? 589 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,875 I just wanted to keep the jars, I didn't do it on purpose! 590 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,664 - What's going on? - Pretend it's nothing. 591 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,948 Excuse me Excellency, I am truly sorry for what happened tonight. 592 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:01,815 I assure you there... 593 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:06,602 Evidently they are people who have nothing to do with... 594 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,044 Bugger! 595 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,702 Your Excellency, please, believe me! 596 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,166 Let me tell you, 597 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,602 whatever I do he gets angry, he screams. 598 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,649 "Don't do this, don't say that!" 599 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:27,036 But where will he find another wife like me? 600 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,368 I should think so! 601 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,654 He treats me as if I were... 602 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,337 - A little strange? - Yes, strange! 603 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:40,955 - Is that okay? - No, crochet is something else. 604 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:45,979 Look, you have to move your little finger otherwise it gets in the way. 605 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,454 Watch: One down and one up. 606 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,607 You know, lawyer? 607 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,985 At one point I decided to record all this. 608 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,975 - What's she doing? - Measuring. 609 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,351 She says that when it grows up, it'll makes shoes and a handbag. 610 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:08,930 If I try to drive it out of my bed, she accuses me of mental cruelty. 611 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,656 Very feminine. Very feminine, indeed. 612 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,162 Yes, feminine. Does your wife go around naked? 613 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:15,957 No. 614 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,067 Bring home a call girl, flood the apartment... 615 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:24,273 Say "bugger" to the Minister and wash the back of the valet? 616 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,548 Stark naked. 617 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,910 The valet of the President, what's more. 618 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:32,374 - Look! - I'm looking. 619 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:37,070 - Hear the music. - The radio from across the street? 620 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,840 No, her records, blaring out. Says that in India they do that. 621 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,274 I think that's enough. 622 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:49,937 Lawyer, according to you can I count on this divorce? 623 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:54,568 What can I say? I'll try. I'll do what I can. 624 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:58,850 Isn't he fact that I was drunk when I got married enough? 625 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:03,158 I don't think you were that drunk otherwise they wouldn't have married you. 626 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,646 I'm sorry, are you hurt? 627 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,227 Excuse me. 628 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:33,296 This is the spool from London blown up as you said. 629 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:37,843 Yes? 630 01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,327 Yes, sir. 631 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,548 Yes, sir... yes, sir... 632 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,316 Look out! 633 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,532 Yes, sir. 634 01:02:56,600 --> 01:03:00,400 - What should I do with it, Doctor? - Send it to the TV news. 635 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,893 Listen, I'll come straight to the point. 636 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,415 I have reason to believe that you have a strong interest in literature. 637 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,051 You hear me, right? 638 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,163 Surely, my friend, let's say... 639 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,876 that for you, writing is the spark, right? 640 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,504 For you the post is no imposition. 641 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,327 You are a graphomaniac. 642 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,178 What do you know about, 643 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,901 about certain... 644 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,267 love letters? 645 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,469 - I never wrote love letters. - Come on! 646 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:42,016 Lines filled with sweet nothings, with filthy phrases. 647 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,042 Don't you remember? Are you sure? 648 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,385 Are you really sure? 649 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,061 Not even as a boy, not even to my wife. 650 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,235 Then maybe it's your wife... 651 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,857 Will we discover that it's really your wife that... 652 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,677 What about my wife? 653 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,968 Nothing, nothing! 654 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:10,861 It's clear that there's been a little misunderstanding. 655 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,286 Bond! Modesty! We're going. 656 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,527 Excuse me. 657 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:20,350 Sometimes you believe that two plus two equals four... 658 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:25,065 And then one realizes you get the same result... 659 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:29,318 by adding three plus one. 660 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,068 Regards. 661 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,439 Damned beschamel, It makes me grind my teeth. 662 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:55,844 Do you know what is the thing that has irritated most His Excellency? 663 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,108 His ulcer? 664 01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:01,563 That you have wrapped the girl in L'Osservatore Romano. 665 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,668 I couldn't find a left-wing newspaper. 666 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,916 Don't be so funny! 667 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,677 Thank you. 668 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,722 My pleasure. 669 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:38,254 - Where is Dr. Luna? - Outside, the end of the window. 670 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:52,940 She strips in front of my guests, in front of the Minister says says "bugger". 671 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:56,869 - Did she say or not "bugger"? - Yes, she said "bugger". 672 01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:02,638 Another unfortunate incident and I'll deprive myself of your collaboration. 673 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:07,990 Remember that your position here is now hanging by a... 674 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,442 a thread, right? 675 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:26,820 - And this picture? It's from London, for Dr. Luna. 676 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,395 At his home a lady told us to bring it here. 677 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,296 The thread snapped. 678 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,571 Could I speak to you for a moment? 679 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,678 You'll be happy, Tonino! It's normal walking around with your bare bottom. 680 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:08,320 So don't complain if someone gets... 681 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,249 certain ideas. 682 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:16,001 I'm not going back to live in the suburbs and live on cappuccinos. No way! 683 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:21,585 How many green lights I've waited for to live in style 684 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,211 and the valet, turned upside down! 685 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,756 What? It stinks? Everything stinks! 686 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:32,015 You got me stuck in this mess and you'll get me out of it 687 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,970 Sure! 688 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,803 You'll get me out. 689 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,387 Emilio. 690 01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,654 Emilio! 691 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,442 - Leave the bottle. - Doctor... 692 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,812 - Leave the bottle! - But you only drink cappuccinos! 693 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,797 - What do you care? - I'm sorry. 694 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,734 Tonino... 695 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,626 I make a promise. 696 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:21,589 I swear that if you go to bed with the President... 697 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,809 I swear on my honour 698 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,198 that I'll marry you... 699 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,832 On my dishonour I'll marry you. 700 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:37,755 I already married you, but if you go to bed with the President... 701 01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,447 I'll swear I'm in love with you. 702 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,874 Emilio! Damn! 703 01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:58,536 Where's my car? 704 01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,847 I had a car. 705 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,391 I can't find it anymore. 706 01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:07,277 It was just one of... 707 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,486 I had a career and can't find it anymore! 708 01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:14,153 More! 709 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,917 No car and no career. 710 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:25,572 The ultimate novelty from London The pillow of forbidden dreams 711 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,650 No more lonely nights 712 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,484 with TONY 713 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,002 15,000 lira. 714 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,824 With her ass hanging out. 715 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,670 But what a fine little girl! 716 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,006 Tonino. 717 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,508 My darling! 718 01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:58,675 - Mr. Manfredo, it's Orestes. - Orestes? 719 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,126 -Yes - What are you doing up there? 720 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:05,957 Dusting. I thought it fell into my usual duties. 721 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,317 - Nude? - Why not? 722 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,372 Authorized by the lady. 723 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:20,682 Your wife was right when she said that the clothes are a sign of... 724 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,153 Of hypocrisy. 725 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:28,355 Clothes are a form of social hypocrisy! 726 01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,432 - See, you knew it too? - Of course I do! 727 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:34,262 I've been told it many times. 728 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:36,277 She's always telling me. 729 01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:40,575 Manfredo, clothes are a form of social hypocrisy. 730 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:43,171 Undress, undress! 731 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:49,546 - How do you feel naked? More attractive? - More attractive no... 732 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,416 But lighter in a way. 733 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,705 Open sesame! 734 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,642 Tonino. 735 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,334 Tonino! 736 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:16,647 I'm here! 737 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:21,137 - I'm here! - Are you back already? 738 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:24,061 - Sure, I'm back. - But you're on vacation? 739 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:29,109 - Almost definitely. - My pillows, where d'you find them? 740 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,791 They sell them everywhere. 741 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,182 Thousands of bottoms... how nice! 742 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,077 And thousands of heads! 743 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:42,226 Where's the head? Here! 744 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:47,910 - This is attached to the botty of Tonino. - Not like that, Manfredo! 745 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:52,550 And now Tonino whole. 746 01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:54,722 All naked! 747 01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:59,365 - 5,000 lira each, 15,000 the set! - Did you get my picture? 748 01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:01,772 Did you like my picture? 749 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,156 Me a lot, but the President... 750 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:08,892 - Did he see it? - You bet he saw it! 751 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,786 Have you been drinking? 752 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:14,043 - Only cappuccinos. - Really? 753 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:17,726 Like that night in London, remember? 754 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,371 I don't remember anything else! 755 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:24,269 Why don't you ask me again? One more time. 756 01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:28,165 - Sure, but what should I ask? - To marry me. - A second time? 757 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:32,302 - Yes, please. - One more time? 758 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:35,181 So I'll ask you, one more time. 759 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:40,070 I thee wed continuously if you go to bed with the President. 760 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,587 What? 761 01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:44,445 - Sleep with the President. - Manfredo! 762 01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:47,796 - I mean in bed with the President! - What are you saying? 763 01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:52,266 If you love me, you have to go to bed with the President! 764 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,539 Right, Dr. Luna? Right! 765 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:59,464 So the President loves me and allows me to stay here... 766 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:03,445 On the carpet, with the valet and not fire mel 767 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:06,876 Right, Dr. Luna? Right! 768 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:13,538 Manfredo, honey! 769 01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:15,107 Darling! 770 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:22,325 - Tonino... - Tell me you were joking. 771 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:25,335 - Tell me! - I can't find myself anymore. 772 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,252 Where did you put my future? 773 01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:35,333 I had a future, a car... And now I can't find them anymore! 774 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,830 They're gone and I can't find them anymore. 775 01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:40,239 Why? 776 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,666 - Why? - Because you prance around naked. 777 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:49,396 I told you you had to cover up and it's ruined my career. 778 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:55,628 Don't be like that. 779 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,004 Please. 780 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:04,350 I don't have a career because the President believes I'm a bachelor... 781 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:06,436 And I'm not a bachelor. 782 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:08,278 And then... 783 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:13,492 Swear you'll go to bed with the President. 784 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,949 Alright, 1 will. 785 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,497 But now calm down. 786 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:20,996 - Come on, come on. - Swear? - I swear! - SWEAR! 787 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:26,211 Do you speak English? Speak French? Speak Spanish? Speak German? 788 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,550 Choose a language. 789 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:36,058 Madame says you can speak German. 790 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,999 - She'll understand. - German, certainly. 791 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,670 Don't go. 792 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:46,339 German turns out to be the only language in whose domain 793 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:49,062 in short, I don't know a word. 794 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,697 You said you wanted to talk with the lady alone. 795 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:55,350 - Are you sure the lady speaks German? - Positive. 796 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:57,237 And where is this security? 797 01:15:57,280 --> 01:16:01,080 - I'm having "a little doubt". - What? 798 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,612 A little doubt, a "little" doubt. 799 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,473 I speak perfect English. 800 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,409 The doubt is this. 801 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:14,071 I think you perform more than the function of an attentive valet. 802 01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:16,163 That of a no less diligent... 803 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:21,312 How shall I say Entremetier, pander, come on! 804 01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,700 - And what does that mean? - Pimp. You're a pimp! 805 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:29,674 Deep down there is beauty even in the figure of a pimp. 806 01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:32,889 A classic character as you well know. 807 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,617 After all they are selfless, albeit for a fee. 808 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,449 It works like this... 809 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:43,340 Madame receives letters from a lover and you translate them into Finnish. 810 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,749 Confess! 811 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,249 Goodbye. 812 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:39,262 Those letters that I will now show are in my hand. 813 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:43,626 What would you say to extort tens of millions from the adulteress? 814 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:46,160 Fifty-fifty. Half each. 815 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:47,993 But those letters are mine! 816 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:52,102 - Mine! Do you understand? - How mine? That is, how yours? 817 01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:54,498 They're yours? It's you? 818 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:59,204 - These letters are the only thing I have left of him. - Of her! 819 01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:00,941 Let's reason this out. 820 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:06,781 Not her, her, but she is someone who wrote the letters to you. 821 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,746 In more direct terms let me say... 822 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:13,685 The letters come from her, or him or even them. 823 01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:17,719 But no, he... him! That ingrate Orestes. 824 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:21,555 - We broke up, you know? - Relatively. 825 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:26,720 Orestes is the valet down there, from the floor below. 826 01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:29,661 Finally. I think I've grasped the thread. 827 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:45,726 - What's happened? - Calm down, it's all right. 828 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:49,936 Please explain to his wife that oleander is an ornamental plant, not a vegetable. 829 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:52,628 She ate half a kilo, but it came back up immediately. 830 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:57,538 She must have put too much mustard, mustard is fatal for its bitter taste. 831 01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:02,511 She committed suicide for love, you know? 832 01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,887 Tonino, what happened? 833 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:08,082 Why did you do it? 834 01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,852 I couldn't have, Manfredo. 835 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:17,724 Not so much for the President, you know, he's not so bad. But... 836 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,729 I couldn't bring myself to. 837 01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:27,877 I wish I could get you out of the trouble that I caused you... 838 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:32,757 But right now I'm going to fall in love with you. 839 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,302 I'm Stupid! 840 01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:42,922 The stupid one is me. 841 01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,032 I'm an idiot. 842 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,487 Look. Watch. 843 01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:55,587 What are you doing? 844 01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:56,903 Undressing. 845 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:00,633 You always say you. 846 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:05,376 That clothes are a sign of social hypocrisy. 847 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,548 It's right so I'll take them off. 848 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,502 And even my glasses. 849 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:14,642 Without them I see more clearly. 850 01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:19,331 Everything is more beautiful, cleaner. 851 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:23,711 A little foggy, a little fuzzy... 852 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:27,917 People say naked as a jaybird. 853 01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:32,451 Instead they should say: Clothed like a jaybird. 854 01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:41,711 - Why are you laughing? - Why are jaybirds naked. 855 01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:45,441 That's true, but they are better than us. 856 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,647 - Where are you going? - To call the fire department. 857 01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:49,193 It's forbidden. 858 01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:52,107 It's forbidden to call the fire department. 859 01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:56,725 It's forbidden to call them... Then you know what I'll do? 860 01:20:57,320 --> 01:21:02,121 Create a reason to call the fire department. I want to hear the siren! 861 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,189 It's no longer prohibited if there's a reason, right? 862 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,258 Nol! 863 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:13,698 Mr. Manfredo! 864 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,286 -Yes - Can I come in? 865 01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:17,913 Sure, Orestes. 866 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:23,082 - What is it? - I can't find Ciccino. 867 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:26,880 - Are you crazy? - The door was open, must have escaped. 868 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,430 Aren't you ashamed of yourself dressed as a jaybird? 869 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,438 - Take off your clothes. - But why? 870 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:37,485 Clothes off and call the fire department as I'm flooding the house. 871 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,307 Who is it Orestes? 872 01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:51,796 Excuse me, I'd like a word with your maid. 873 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:56,624 Sit down, monsieur Rufus. Orestes, call the fire department! 874 01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,472 A sudden heat wave? 875 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,476 - You want to talk with who? - Oh, no! 876 01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:10,463 I've just concluded a confusing pronominal dispute with your colleague. 877 01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:15,185 Not with God knows who, but with you I must talk. 878 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:18,960 - What the hell is going on here? - Fire? 879 01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:30,248 Hello? Good evening, lawyer. 880 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:32,311 No, Dr. Luna has gone. 881 01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:36,349 Tell him the little film he sent me is no good. 882 01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:40,741 What do I do with a documentary on the opening of an agency in London? 883 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:46,206 Mr. Manfredo... 884 01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:49,062 Sorry but, the President phoned. 885 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:53,130 - He wants me to turn off the taps? - No, he says to turn on the TV. 886 01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,918 Turn on the TV 887 01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:00,553 Ah! 888 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:12,831 took place in the presence of the authorities of the financial world. 889 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:18,369 Among others, were present Italian and English ministers 890 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:22,314 And diplomatic missions accredited to the two governments. 891 01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:27,515 Professor Hudhouse of the Oxford International Economics Institute 892 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:33,817 Television programs have reached a considerable degree of freedom. 893 01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:38,823 increasing integration of the European financial markets 894 01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:43,431 What I can not grasp is the spoken commentary. 895 01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:49,209 Transmission interrupted due to a technical error 896 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:56,546 I'm a star on the TV! 897 01:23:58,440 --> 01:24:00,033 Yes? 898 01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:03,721 - It's Dr. Bargellino from the television. - Tell him we're flooded. 899 01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:05,507 We're flooded. 900 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:09,861 - He says they're flooded too. - Tell him to call the fire department. 901 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:14,674 He says they're flooded by a sea of protests and he'll call the police. 902 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:18,276 - Then tell him to go to hell. - Says to go... 903 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:19,891 He's already rung off. 904 01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:23,641 In this house everything is extremely fake. 905 01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:26,496 The Queen Victoria teaspoons are of nickel silver. 906 01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,200 The cigarette lighter is gold plated. 907 01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:34,644 Cellini's bronze is the product of an Abruzzo craftsman. 908 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:36,602 Don't interrupt me! 909 01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,517 As for you... 910 01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:43,805 I say that as a man you're a facsimile and also quite a poor one. 911 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:49,164 The only real thing in this house is this collection of well-known... 912 01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:54,209 compromising letters. 913 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:58,455 The price of this collection is set at 100,000 lire. 914 01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:01,751 But I'm poor, that one took everything. 915 01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:12,031 Not again! 916 01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,147 Here comes the President. 917 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:31,535 Luna, you're a lunatic! I'll ruin you, destroy you! 918 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:41,244 Mr. President, I don't care because I decided to undress too. 919 01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:45,081 I've decided to give you back your refuge... 920 01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:47,993 As you call it with your infinite hypocrisy... 921 01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:52,455 And to the Minister who doesn't know certain things, I might say bad words too. 922 01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:57,389 - That's my lizard. - It cost me a hard hunt! 923 01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:02,389 - My wife fainted after seeing it. - May 1? - Good evening. 924 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,727 I see you're washing the floor. 925 01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:07,502 I came to bring that money. 926 01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:10,091 To a banker like me? For heaven's sake! 927 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:12,987 - The other time you were a bank employee. - It's the same thing. 928 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,981 - Mr. President. - Please. 929 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:20,176 Would consent to a pairing here with this young lady Marisa? 930 01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:21,787 All paid. 931 01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:24,787 80,000, 70,000, 60,000, 50,000, 40,000, 10,000 lira? 932 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:28,862 What a cheapskate! Here, take the letters! 933 01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:33,175 - Don't think that's the fire department. - What's that? - Bond! Modesty! 934 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,770 Control yourself! Camouflage! 935 01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:45,956 - Silence! - They bite? 936 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:50,267 Acts of sabotage, public nuisance. 937 01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:54,723 broadcast of an obscene spectacle, keeping animals without a licence... 938 01:26:54,800 --> 01:27:00,751 Receiving stolen property, homosexuality incitement to prostitution, 939 01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:06,528 - soliciting and blackmail. - He's losing his chance of promotion. 940 01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:08,596 Can I make a wish? 941 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:12,218 Ask the man who operates the siren to make like a fire engine. 942 01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:15,387 Turn on the siren, Furlan! 943 01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:26,957 A new kind of aphrodisiac I see. 944 01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:34,493 Bugger! 945 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:38,926 Don't start to make a conformist out of me... 946 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:43,742 Because it's not up to you. 947 01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:48,939 Completely naked you run through? 948 01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:51,036 Do you know what you do? 949 01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:54,550 What harm is there to be like me? 950 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:59,589 But in your head you've lost a screw To do the crazy things you do? 951 01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:03,076 But what will I do? I just don't know. 952 01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:05,940 Stop what you do! 953 01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:07,633 Don't tell me it's true 954 01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:10,433 Found in the traffic 955 01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:13,575 As naked as when you were born? 956 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:15,825 Yes! Why not? What's the harm? 957 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:20,095 If you want to go, then why not come out with me? 958 01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:23,186 Why don't you come out with me? 959 01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:28,354 I'm not the crazy one like you I just don't know what you'll do 960 01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:31,597 But I know, I know, I know! 961 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:36,049 Where are you going all naked? 962 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:40,138 And don't make those eyes You know we won't fall for your tricks. 963 01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:44,842 Where are you going all naked? 964 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:49,346 And don't make those eyes You know we won't fall for your tricks. 965 01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:53,903 Subtitles: Corvusalbus 72101

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