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- When it comes to Vinny...

I'm open to talking
and saying, like--

- Oh, cool.
I knew I could count on you.

- Oh.
[laughs]

- So I was thinking maybe

you should, like,
have a conversation with Pauly.

- No.

- Brandon's telling me
that he's into me.

I'm trying not to fall for it,
but I cave in.

And...yeah.

♪ ♪

- My name is Dustin Drai.

You guys are gonna
be working for me.

- Oh.
- Yay!

- So excited.

- This place looks
[bleep] dope.

This opportunity is huge.

- Don't let us down.
- Don't doubt us.

[dramatic musical sting]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

- Yeah, buddy!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Give me that money ♪

♪ G-g-give me that money ♪

♪ Give me that money ♪

♪ Give me that--that money ♪

- Yeah, you know what's funny?

In this whole time,
I'm wondering, like,

if having them all come here
would backfire.

I'm feeling like
Dustin thinks that maybe...

- It already backfired.
- It's gonna backfire on him.

Here you go, Dustin.
They're yours now.

- They're all yours, buddy.
Good luck.

- So the way that this summer
is gonna work out,

you guys are gonna start
at the beach club

under Suzanne and myself.

If you guys do a good enough
job at the beach club,

we'll move you guys on
to the nightclub.

Higher-end clientele.

That's where you're
gonna be working

with Missy and myself.

So again, you're gonna start
at the beach club,

work your way up
into the nightclub.

At the end
of the Drainee program,

if you guys do a good job
and I'm happy with your work,

I will bring you on next season
at Drai's Beach Club

as a full-time job
here at Drai's.

- Wow.
That's cool.

- So that's kind of what
you're working towards.

- I'm excited.

Calling to check in
and stuff like that.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, and I want you
to send me

daily and nightly pics
of my megaphone

so I know
that it slept just fine.

- And if I can't find
the megaphone,

just fake it
and use B-Lashes' boots.

- Fact.

I gotta go.
I gotta hit the road.

I have a DJ tour to take on
for a couple days.

So what I'm gonna do
while I'm away

is, I'm gonna keep
checking in.

I'm gonna keep checking in
with Vinny.

I'm gonna FaceTime.

Let me know everything
that's going on.

I wanna know everything.

- You know I always text you,
babe.

- I definitely want you
checking in on Drai.

I don't want them to mess
this up for me and my work.

- Mm-hmm.

- All right, guys.
Well, it's been a pleasure.

We are actually open tonight
if you guys wanna come by

and check out where you're
gonna be working.

Tomorrow's gonna be day one.

Don't be late.
Sound good?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Let's go.
- Let's go.

- I can't believe that
I'm working here at Drai's.

Like, this is work.

I'm gonna get a paycheck
for, like, being

at the coolest place in Vegas.

That place is [bleep] insane.

- This is sick.
For real.

- We came out here
to make connections and work.

And I'm, like,
super-duper excited

to be a part
of the Drai's team.

- You should handle
your business too, though.

Maybe talk to Maria, like--

I set you up for success
when I talked to Maria.

- Nikki and Maria
still haven't spoken

to me and Pauly.

- Ready to go?
- Yeah, let's go.

♪ ♪

- Nikki, it's good to see you.

[dramatic music]

- Maybe I can talk
to Nikki a little bit more

'cause, like, I didn't really
go anywhere with her

when I tried to talk to her.

- I still have no idea exactly

when I'm going
to approach Nikki.

I'm single.
I'm not good with women.

I still have a lot of work
to do with her.

It's not gonna be an easy road.

But when I get back,
I'm gonna do it

in a way where
I can ease my way into it.

I'm gonna do it slowly.

- I'm gonna miss you!
- Ahh!

I don't wanna leave!

Maybe I could fit you
in my suitcase.

- Take me with you!

- Oh.
Can't fit.

Bro, I hate leaving you.
- Don't talk to me.

- I hate leaving you.
- Don't talk to me.

- I hate leaving you.

I'm gonna have
to carry you on.

[chuckles]

Are you going to miss me?
- Don't even look at me.

Are you going to miss me?
- Don't look at me.

- He does this to me
every single time I leave.

- Just go.
- Life on the road, man.

I got four gigs this weekend.

Somebody has to pay the bills
around here,

'cause it ain't you.
- Just go.

- ♪ This will be
the hardest thing ♪

- All right, love you.

- ♪ I've ever had to do ♪

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Oh, here with the squad,
now we running thirds ♪

- We're home!

- We're back.
Who missed us?

- Hey, guys.
Just cleaning up.

- Oh, my gosh.
- What up?

- What's going on?

Pauly left to go DJ.
- Oh, right, yeah.

- I've just been vacuuming.

[laughter]

- I still haven't spoken
to Pauly

since I've been back
in the house.

I mean, it's weird,
but at this point,

I'm like, "Okay, bye."

- How was orientation?
- Oh, my God.

- Great.
We got fired.

- You got fired?
- B-Lashes got fired already.

- No, I didn't.
They said they love me.

The more glitter there,
the better.

- Really?
both: No.

- [laughing]

- I don't know about any
of these people.

I feel like some of them never
had a job in their life.

Tomorrow's gonna be
a rough first day of work.

- You know what we should do?

Let's play, like, scenarios

of what could possibly
happen at work

but, like, the worst scenarios.

- We could do that.
- Yeah.

Can act like
a dickhead celebrity

ordering bottles.

- ♪ You ain't ever seen
a party like this ♪

- All right,
I need two bottle girls.

- Do you have any sparklers?
- Yeah!

- [imitating bottles spraying]

- Bro, how long is the wait
in this club?

- Whoo!

- First off, we're super-duper
packed tonight.

- Hold on. Yo, hold on.
He's good.

- Yo, he said I'm good.
- You got a credit card?

You gotta put a credit card
on file.

- Chill, bro.
He said I'm good.

Yo, I need security
to walk with me.

- Who's walking him in?

- Table's over here.
Let's go.

- I'm dying.
- Manager.

Yo, send the waitress, bro.

- [sputtering]

- We got a complimentary meal
for you.

- Just leave it on the side.
I'll pick at it.

- Yeah.
That's gonna be on us.

- That's, like,
frozen [bleep].

It's the worst club
I've ever been to.

What the [bleep]
kind of music is this?

- Ooh, I love this song.
This is my song.

♪ ♪

- Yo, where are
the bottles at?

It's taking forever.
- Yeah, this is taking so long.

- Yo, manager, manager,
come here.

- Sir, sir, sir,
your card was declined.

- Declined?
It's a [bleep] Platinum.

What are you talking about?

Run it again.
Run it again.

- Try it one more time.
- No.

- Oh, my God.
They're so rude.

- This is a hard industry, man.

- Well, you guys failed.
- [chuckles]

- We sucked at that.
- Yeah, that was--

- Yeah.
- Not good.

- Drai's is gonna close down.

- I think we're [bleep].

- I'm a little nervous
about my new roommates

starting these jobs
at Drai's tomorrow.

I think that all these chooches
still have a lot to learn.

Yo, I'm out.
- You bouncing?

- Yeah.
- Bye.

- Yeah.
Chippendales.

- Enjoy, brother.
- Bye, Marissa.

I'm leaving.
I'll see you later.

- Bye, Vin.
- Have fun.

♪ ♪

- This is a dude hat.
Like--

- Yeah, no girl's gonna be
like, "Oh, I want that."

No.
[chuckles]

- Let's go try on our uniforms.

[electronic music]

Did you try your shorts?
- No.

Ew, mine are definitely
gonna look like

[bleep] safari fat-ass pants.

My God.

Those khaki shorts
are gonna make me look like

I have the mom ass of, like,
a 54-year-old woman.

No, literally,
Steve Irwin just called.

He wants his pants back.

- [laughing]

- Come get your bottles.

If I'm working at Drai's
at a pool party,

I don't wanna be walking
around in freaking

babyGap khaki shorts.

- Oh, my God!
- [laughing]

- You can't go
to work like that.

He's worried about makeup?

- Everyone has camel toes.

- [laughs]
- I know.

- I can see your everything.

- It's gonna be a...

all: It's ho season.

[laughter]

- ♪ Agh ♪

[hip-hop music]

- You gonna call your mom
and tell her

that you found a new husband?

- Yep.

- You gonna tell her
that we practiced

making babies?

- Yeah, I'll tell her
I lost my virginity.

My mom's, like,
my best friend,

and I tell her everything.

I've been so nervous
about talking to her.

- God, this is scary.

- Should I talk to her?
- No.

- Should I talk
to my mother-in-law?

- No, you should not.

My mom is, like,
very conservative.

And, like, she also views me
as her little girl still.

And it's like, I'm growing up,
and I'm maturing,

and I'm--I'm a woman now.

And there's gonna be things

that you don't like
that I do.

And, like, it's my life,
and those are my decisions.

- Are you gonna tell them
that we had sex?

- Shut up.

But at the same time, like,
obviously that's my mom.

I don't wanna disappoint her.

So I'm a little afraid
right now.

[line rings]

No.
What am I doing?

♪ ♪

I literally can't.
- Wow.

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ I don't mean no harm ♪

♪ If this come off
too strong ♪

♪ Hey, I wrote you a song ♪

♪ And I hope you
don't take this wrong but ♪

- That's it.

- Oh, [bleep].

♪ ♪

- So orientation went
perfectly fine.

Now I just wanna party
at Drai's

and let loose before
I start hating that place.

Get away
from all the guys.

You know what I'm saying?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yo, how long are these girls

gonna take to get ready?

- They're taking forever.

- [giggling]
- You should keep this.

It's a shocker, and you're
probably gonna shock the world

with all your dirty deeds.

Are you wearing a napkin?

[laughter]

Just when I thought
I'd seen almost every

crazy outfit of B-Lashes',

like the curtain,

the ripped-up garbage bag,

and the human glow stick...

Are you actually wearing that?

Tonight, she comes out
with a tissue on.

- Is that fashion by Bounty?

- These guys have
no fashion sense.

Putting on a basic T-shirt
does not make you fashionable.

It makes you basic.

- For real though, like...

- No.
[bleep] no.

- Don't say it like that.

- No, not--no, not--

not even like that at all.

I'm just saying...no.

- You know what it is?

It's just I'm here in Vegas.

I'm not gonna get wifed up.
- Exactly.

- All right.
Are we ready?

- Are we ready?
- Can we go?

- Let's jam out
with our clam out.

[Ceezlin's "I'm a Boss"]

- ♪ This one's
for the haters ♪

♪ Look at my team
with the heartbreakers ♪

♪ See us on the TV,
in the papers ♪

♪ Don't leave me with
your girl, I'll take her ♪

- [yells indistinctly]

- ♪ I'm a boss
and you can't stand it ♪

♪ I'm a boss
and you can't stand it ♪

♪ I'm a boss
and you can't stand it ♪

♪ I'm a boss
and you can't stand it ♪

- Drai's is sick.

Girls everywhere
poppin' bottles.

- It's the dopest nightclub
in Las Vegas, and we work here.

I can't believe this
right now.

[electronic dance music]

- [squeals]

Some people might think
that if we're going to party

the night before
we work at Drai's,

we are some dumb [bleep].

- Oh!

- But what I'm doing
is a little bit of research.

I wanna do the best I can.

So I have to party
and get drunk there

to understand who I'm serving.

And I need to know exactly
what element I am working in.

[chuckles]

[all exclaim]

- My brain is just, like,
trying to calculate

how many hot girls
are in here right now.

They're everywhere.
I'm going to love this job.

I'm like a kid
in a candy store.

♪ ♪

- Wow.
Suzi's hot as hell.

I [bleep] with her hard.

Nicky, he's a vibe, you know?

This boy has rhythm.
I like it.

And we're in Vegas, baby.

I'm just here for a good time.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- I don't know
if there's any feelings

behind what happened
last night.

I mean, I'm still trying

to, like, process
the whole thing,

and it's definitely confusing.

But it is, like,
a little annoying

that he isn't
giving me attention.

- Like, I am the jealous type.

I'm very overprotective
and possessive.

- You literally
just slept with me.

And now, like,
you're in front of my face,

dancing on other girls.

Like...really, dude?

Really?

♪ ♪

I thought we had
an agreement.

I'm single, so, like, you know,

there's really actually
no reason for you to be upset.

- Honestly,
it was just casual.

For her to be giving
any type of jealousy vibes

is, like, weird to me.

- The deal was to have sex
and just be friends,

and that was really it.

But unfortunately, it's
a little more complicated.

And the way he's kind of
just brushing it off

is really irritating me
right now.

[dramatic music]

- This is, like, crazy.

- I wish and I regret

that I never slept with you.

♪ ♪

- Yo, what up, my guy?

- Do you think we're fired?

♪ ♪

[electronic dance music]

- Hands up one more time
for Pauly D!

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[Photronique's
"Poppin Non-Stop"]

- ♪ I'll be the king
of the nightlife baby ♪

♪ Watch me light it up,
I got the keys to the city ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm known
to get it crazy ♪

- [squeals]

- ♪ Got the whole club
in a dance floor frenzy ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Did Missy just come in here

and, like, completely
destroy the vibe

by dropping a work schedule
while we're partying?

Like, what the heck?

[all yell]

- No!

Oh, my God.
This is a nightmare.

- Let's go.

- We're gonna be at work
in, like, five hours.

I should just stay here.
[laughs]

- That [bleep] was lit!

- I can't wait
for work tomorrow.

[electronic dance music]

I'm going to sleep.
I got work tomorrow early.

- Everybody go to bed now.

- Ugh!
[grunts]

I don't wanna work.

- [hiccups]
Ow.

- Are you okay?
- I don't even know anymore.

- I don't know what time it is.

I feel like it's, like,
5:00 in the morning.

- I probably have to be up
in, like, two or three hours

for [bleep] work.

- I literally want to die.

I'm probably gonna get fired

'cause I'm not gonna
be able to wake up.

But that's fine because...

um...

I forgot what I was gonna say.

Okay, bye.

Ow.

- No drinking, no drinking,

no drinking, no drinking,
no drinking.

I don't know how
I'm gonna wake up.

[serene music]

[phone ringing]

- Hello.

- Good morning.
This is your wake-up call.

- Ugh.
[bleep].

- Have a great day.

- [yawning] Oh, my God.

I physically feel
like [bleep] right now.

Like, I do not wanna go
to work at all.

[whispering]
Suzi, you have to wake up.

- [groans]

[mumbles]

I don't what's happening.

- I should've never
went out last night.

I can't feel my body anymore.

I think I'm shutting down.

- I'm still drunk.

- First day of work.
First day of work.

First day of work.

Come on, Suzi, Maria.

First day of work.
I'm [bleep] hype.

I'm hungover, but, like,
I'm ready to do this.

This is an opportunity
of a lifetime for me,

you know what I mean?

I'm a construction worker
back home.

And I don't wanna work
in construction

for the rest of my life.

Yo, guys, let's go for real.

I'm not being late
on my first day.

First day of work.
First day of work.

I'm excited.
- I look like a zookeeper.

- Let's go.
First day of work.

First day of work.
First day of work.

- Oh, my God, Antonio.
- Let's go.

- Shut up.

[electronic dance music]

♪ ♪

- Team, everyone line up
over here, please.

- What's up, guys?
What's up, what's up?

- How are you?
- Nice to meet you guys.

- Oh, my God.

We're having
a "professional meeting."

Like, this is like a real job.

- Good morning, guys.

Today is the start
of the Drainee program.

So we four new members
this morning,

and then we're gonna
have five new members

later this afternoon.

- Hello.
- What up, guys?

What up?
- Hello.

- They will be with us

for the rest of the season.

So teach them the ropes.

Show them what
Drai's is all about.

Today, we're gonna split
you guys up into two groups.

And you're gonna be taking
all the bungalows.

These guys are gonna show you
how to set up,

how to take care
of the customers,

and go through everything.

Sound good?
- I feel dehydrated.

I need Pedialyte.
[chuckles]

- Hungover.
First day.

Come on, guys.

Go over there, and we'll come
check on you guys in a little.

- Okay.
- Sounds good.

- Thank you.
- All right.

Show us the ropes, guys.
- They look beat up.

All righty.

- ♪ Le freak inside
is out to play ♪

♪ Drop the thrills
all night and day ♪

- Okay, triangle to the pool.

This is on an angle this way?
- Mm-hmm.

- I could work at Chipotle
after this if I wanted to.

[laughter]

- We're looking good,
my friends.

- Grab a bucket.

- I'm taking
lucky number seven.

First day of work.

All right.
First things first.

TVs on.

I'm so hype
to be working at Drai's.

I get out in there.
I'm meeting everybody.

I'm trying to do everything
that Dustin wants to be done.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

It's the first day.

We need to make
a good impression.

- [yelps]

[bleep].

- But I don't know
about these girls.

- We look crazy.
- No, you look cute!

- We are so freaking hungover
right now.

[yawning]
Oh, my God.

- Horrible employees.

No sleeping on the job.

- Oh, my God.
What the heck is this?

- Those are Marissa's slippers.
- Yo.

- I guess she's leaving
her [bleep] in here for you.

- Marissa's trying to leave
her toothbrush at my house.

- Yeah.
Yeah, she wants to come back.

- That's wild.

- Like, do you think
it's gonna be a problem?

- I don't know.

- Are you kidding me?

Like, you're playing with fire.

- So what happened
with Brandon last night?

Did you get mad?

- Um, a little bit.

- Obviously, like,
I'm in Vegas.

Like, I'm not looking
for a relationship.

Like, am I attracted to him?

Yes, but...

Like, whatever happens,
happens,

but, like, I'm not going
to go out of my way

to, like, try, you know?

- I feel you, girl.

Marissa is trying her best

to deny her feelings
for Brandon.

But I don't buy it.
She's only human.

I know that Marissa
feels some type of way

when she sees this man
talk to other females.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Wanna jump in the pool?

- All right.
[bleep] it.

♪ ♪

- I'm excited.

- Let's not drop everything.
- Okay.

- Suzi, come on, girl.

If you went to a club
and you saw this...

- I'm really, like, happy
with this setup.

- What the heck?

Let me help you out
before you get fired.

- I like working with Antonio.

He's a hard worker, so, like,

I don't have to work as hard.

- It's hot in here.
- Yeah.

- Do you know
how to turn on the fan?

- I don't know.
Can you do it?

- Yeah.

- Yes!

[chuckles]

- This is gonna be a hell
of a first day with Suzi.

- Yo, so give me the tea.

What the [bleep]'s
going on with Suzi?

You trying to wife that
or what?

Seems like you want it
every time we go to the club.

You guys walk in holding hands.

You leave holding hands.
- Yeah?

See, I'm, like,
letting it rock out.

Like, if I--if she
gives me attention,

like, I'm down with it.

I'm chillin.

[electronic music]

- Welcome to Drai's.
Welcome to Drai's.

What's up?
Antonio.

Pleasure to meet you.
Welcome to Drai's, guys.

- There you go, mama.

- You guys ready to party?
- Yes!

- We're in [bleep] Vegas!

- Yeah!
- Hey! [laughs]

Working at Drai's
is hard for me

because I just wanna party
at Drai's.

I wanna get
on top of the table.

I wanna dance,
I wanna drink,

and just, like,
have a good time.

- That would be so much fun.
- You would be so good at that.

- Oh, my God.

I am better at popping bottles
than serving bottles.

100.
[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- What up?
- Yo, what's up, bro?

- How was first day?

- I love it.
- Fun.

- Good?
- Good.

- So basically,
that's your shift.

- If you want to.
- Yeah?

- You gotta go home
and change, though,

and then come back.

- All right.
- I'm gonna come back.

First day of work
is super chill.

Like, mad fun.

Honestly, though, like,
my personality,

I've always--I'm a hard worker.

So I've always been
work, work, work

is always first, like.

I could totally see myself
in, like, a second life

becoming, like,
a bottle service girl, yeah.

[laughter]
- Oh, my God.

- I don't know how pretty of
a sight that would be, but...

- Why, you have to wear
[...] on your butthole,

so it works.
- That's true.

- [laughing]

- Are you guys ready to go?

- How do I look?

- You look like
you're gonna get fired.

You look like you're gonna
be unemployed today.

- No.

- You're gonna get in trouble.

You got a lot of jewelry on.

- But it looks so bad
without it.

[electronic music]

- Wow.

Why are you...
Wow.

B-Lashes.

- [laughs]
- You're gonna get fired.

- It's so ugly.

- You're getting sent home,
bro.

- No, I'm not.

When he sees how much money
I could bring in,

he'll be like, "That Lashes,
she's a [bleep] keeper."

- [laughing]

- Wow.
- I hear them.

- Yeah.
I hear them too.

- How did they not go
to work yet?

- Yo, B-Lash!

We're gonna B-late.

- No, we're gonna
B-leaving her.

- Time for work!
- Time for work, you guys.

- Time for work!
- Time for work!

- What?
- Make that money!

- Yo, how was it?

- So much fun.
- It was lit.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- It was lit.
- Really?

What'd you have to do?

- We folded towels.

- Served tables.

- You guys have no idea.

You're about to walk
into, like,

a drunk, crazy,
poppin' pool part.

You better hurry up.
You don't wanna be late.

- Dude, let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.

- We're gonna be late!
What the hell?

- Aww, I had to take
all my jewelry off already.

- Yo, we look good.
- This girl has on a crop top.

You're gonna get sent home,
first of all.

- Whatever, let's go.
- I don't wanna be late.

- Ready?
all: One, two, three.

Up!

- Let's go.
- Our claps are so off.

- We gotta figure that out.

- Yo, good luck, bro.

- Yo, this PM shift
is gonna blow

that AM shift out the water.

- Nah.

- ♪ It's my time ♪

♪ Make some noise ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ What the people say ♪

- What up, guys?
- What up?

- How are you?
- Hi.

- Welcome, welcome.

You guys look a little more
rested than the other group.

- Hey!

- First things first,
let's see everybody's uniforms.

- All right, ladies.
The bangles.

- Off.
- [laughs]

- They're all weatherproof.
So they can get wet.

And they're soundless.

- Off.

- What?
- Okay.

- I mean, look at this.

She's ready to go.
- Perfect.

- That's how you do it, girls.

- Okay.
- Professional.

Whatever I'm doing,
I put my all into it.

And that's just who I am.

I take my job seriously.

So hopefully,
Dustin sees that

and Pauly sees it too.

- You guys are gonna be
in the bungalows.

Setting up the tables.
Running ice.

- And, B-Lashes,
you are the lucky person

that gets to work
in the kitchen.

- Whoo!
- What?

- I don't have to listen
to these assholes at all.

I'm actually pretty excited
for this.

I've worked
in customer service.

I've been a bartender
and a bottle waitress before.

Let's do it.
- Let's roll.

- I'm thinking this
is gonna be a breeze.

I'm kind of living for it.

- ♪ Damn,
what was I thinking? ♪

♪ We don't really need
another song about drinking ♪

- Okay.

- What goes in here
besides fries? Just fries?

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Make sure we have everything
out on the table.

And then get ready
for that presentation.

- We're in the presentation?

[whistle blowing]

- This job's hysterical.

I love selling cars.

But selling bottles
is a lot more fun.

Hey, guys.
What's up, brother?

[laughing]
Oh, God.

Holy [bleep].

I can get used to this.

- I need two chicken tenders

with barbeque sauce.

My workday is going okay.

Uh-oh.
[laughs

This is a lot harder
than I thought.

I already have ass sweat.

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ Hey, yo ♪

- Yeah.

- ♪ Hey, yo ♪

- Oh, look.
There they are!

- Okay.

Got trap fries with steak.

♪ ♪

- Yo, Team Nikki,
how you guys doing?

- Killing it.
- Good.

I am just a hard worker,

so at the end of the day,

I'm gonna do whatever
I need to do

to get the job done.

All the way up.
- There you go.

- Yeah, mama!
We did it.

- And I'm happy that
I'm working with Nicky

because he seems to have
the same mindset.

And for me,
that's a good team.

- I like this better
than the partying.

I might actually do it
on the weekends.

- [laughs]

- Yay!
We're done!

Kitchen is closed, mofo.

I had a long shift at work.

I'm sweating my balls off.

The kitchen is closed.

- I am ready to party.

Let's go for a swim.

- Watch this!

- Am I gonna get, like,
in trouble?

- Yes.

- All right.
[bleep] it.

- It's a pool party,
so why not?

Let's have some fun.
[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Whoo!
- Yay!

- Look.
Look.

[both cheering]

Oh, my God.

[dramatic musical sting]

We look over and we see
Derynn and B-Lashes

in the pool in uniform.

♪ ♪

That's crazy.

Like, what are you doing?
You're at work.

- Whoo!
- Ah!

- Pauly and Vinny are
definitely getting a call.

- Think so?
- Yeah.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Suzanne looked
[bleep] pissed.

[electronic music]

They are shot.

♪ ♪

- Ladies.
- Uh-oh.

- Against the rules.

You need to get
out of the pool now.

Today's finished.

I don't want you out
in front of the guests.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- That [bleep]'s crazy.

That is the stupidest [bleep]
anybody could ever do

on the first day of work.

It is literally
your first day.

Make a good impression.

- I've just pulled two of
the Drainees out of the pool.

- What?
- Full uniform.

- If I were
Dustin and Suzanne,

I would give you
[bleep] ten strikes.

I would send you back
to the East Coast.

- Mind-blowing.
- You sent them home?

- Yeah.
- Okay, good.

They're not here to party.
They're here to work.

- Exactly.

- Don't ask for permission.
Ask for forgiveness.

- ♪ Run up or run with me ♪

♪ I ain't hard to find,
so, boy, so come get me ♪

♪ My windows down
and I'm doing a buck fifty ♪

♪ Get on the bus
or get under the bus ♪

all: Hey.

- What's happening?
Why are you covered like that?

- [sighs]
- Uh...

we kind of went in the pool.
- Got in the pool.

- Yeah.
- Are you serious?

both: Yeah.

- We jumped in.
We held hands.

It was wild.
- No.

- Yeah.
- Why?

- I had swamp ass,
so we jumped in the pool.

Whatever.

- Did you get in trouble?

- Uh, yeah.
We got sent home.

- You got sent home?
- Yeah.

- Is that why you're
the only two here right now?

- Yeah.

- Getting sent home
your first day?

Like, that is not
a good thing.

Well, you guys aren't really

starting this off
on a great foot.

Me and Pauly put
our whole reputations

on the line for this.

Like, Pauly works at Drai's.

Dustin's gonna be like,
"Yo, what the hell?

Who'd you send me?"

- Roomies!
- Oh, my God.

- We're home.
- I really hope--I really--

- You two are in big trouble.

I'm disappointed
in the both of you.

- Marissa, shut the [bleep] up.

[phone rings]
- We're getting a call.

- Oh, you're [bleep]
kidding me.

- Yo, what up, my guy?

[dramatic musical sting]

- B-Lashes and Derynn
jumped in the pool.

- And so they were a disaster.

I'm so pissed right now.
We got them this job.

This is an amazing opportunity
that anybody would kill for.

And they wanna mess up
like that on the first day?

- Is he mad?

[electronic music]

- This is everything
I've dreamed of.

And for it to be
ripped away from me

would be the stupidest
mistake of my life.

- Do you think we're fired?

- Now I'm starting to feel bad.

This is a bigger deal
than I thought.

- Are you mad at us?

- I'm disappointed.

- That's even worse.
- Sorry.

I'm definitely scared
at this point

that I may lose my job.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Waiting for someone
to pay you ♪

♪ Hating 'cause
somebody played you ♪

- Wrapping up my day
at Drai's,

I actually loved it.

I had so much fun,
I don't wanna leave.

I wanna keep working.

So happy I worked
with you today.

- Really?
- Hell yeah.

We killed it.
- Aww.

- Team Nikki, straight up.
- So corny.

- I'm so happy I worked
with you today.

- Yo, Derynn, Derynn--
- Derynn, good job, Derynn.

- I'm so happy, Derynn.
- Good job, Derynn.

- You were amazing.

- ♪ You want no problems
with me ♪

- Hello.
- What up, gangsters?

- Yo.

- I gotta call my mom.
What time is it?

I've been thinking about this,
like, since it's happened.

I think I should just call my
mom and rip the Band-Aid off.

- What are you gonna say?
- I don't know.

Some people think
that it's weird

that I would tell my mom
when I have sex.

But I don't wanna hide
anything from her.

[touch-tones beeping]

I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna be honest.

And I hope she's
not disappointed.

[line rings]

- Hello.
- Hello?

- Hi.
- Oh, my God, Marie!

- What up, bitches?

- No, no, no, no.
I don't know.

I--I have to
tell her something.

And I know she's not gonna
be happy about it, but, like...

- Tell me.
It's just me.

What?

- Is that my mother-in-law?

[laughing]

- I don't know.

It's just, like, the one thing

that you didn't want me to do,

and it happened.

- What?

- You know what, Mom.

- You had sex with somebody?

- Yeah.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Hello?

- Why would you do that?

- What do you mean,
why would I do that?

- I have a good-ass
relationship with my mother,

but I am not about to call her
and be like,

"Hey, Ma, guess what.

I'm over here having sex."

[clicks tongue]
No.

- Well, I'm telling you
right now.

You better slow your roll.
Do you understand that?

- Mm-hmm.

- You better slow your roll.

- My mom definitely
is disappointed.

And I feel like
it would be better

if she was just mad
rather than disappointed.

But obviously, like,
I knew, like,

this was gonna come
with disappointment.

I just wanted
to give you that respect

and tell you the truth.

♪ ♪

- Whatever.
I'm gonna hang up now.

- Bye.
- Good-bye.

- All my girlfriends are there.

- What'd she say?

- I feel like a ho!

- It's not like you're, like,
just out here,

like, you picked up a guy
off the Strip.

I'm a good guy!
- No, exactly.

- Like, I don't
treat you badly.

- I know.
And it's not even that.

It's just that
my mom's hard on me.

Like, it's hard.

[dramatic piano music]

You can literally feel
how much it hurts Marissa

to disappoint her mom.

- ♪ Oh, oh ♪

- [sniffles]

[bleep].

- ♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ When this darkness ♪

- You never see my cry.

I hate crying.
[sobs]

- ♪ Run away ♪

♪ Turn my back
and leave it all ♪

- ♪ Feel like a runaway ♪

♪ Will you watch me ♪

- That hurt me. Like,
I'm being honest with you.

Like, you know?

- If you're single
and you're in Vegas,

it's not an abnormal thing
to hook up with somebody.

- ♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

- If you guys would just hang
up your towels and dry them

and not crunch them and throw
them in the corner of the room,

you could use them again,
right?

- Well, you can't
hang 'em up really.

- Yes, you could
'cause there's a thing

that hangs up
the towels in there.

- What?
- [laughing]

- You know?

- They're getting ready.
Yo.

- That would be dope.
- I'd wanna go to Drai's.

- That's where
the hot girls are.

- For real.

- Tell the girls
we're going to VooDoo.

And we're gonna go to Drai's.

- [laughing]

♪ ♪

- Marissa's being weird
about hooking up.

- Derynn's been on Antonio.

- Wow!

- So we just wanna
have a guys' night.

No chicks,
no headaches,

and no drama.

- You guys coming out
to VooDoo with us?

- It's a Sunday spot.
- I just made a reservation.

- All right,
we'll think about it.

- All right.

- Drai's is gonna
be wack tonight.

- I think it's a good idea.
- For real.

- The guys are trying
to [bleep] with us.

- They pretended that
they were going to VooDoo?

- Yeah.
- How do you know?

- Oh, my God.
Amazing.

- [bleep] dickwads.

- VooDoo!

- Why don't we do VooDoo,
what it do-do?

- I'm not going.
- I'm not going.

- We've already been
in enough trouble today.

So Derynn and I
are gonna sit this one out

and just go to bed.

- Aww.
You guys are so adorable.

I wish you would
just disappear.

- [laughing]

Rude!

- Don't even--I've been
cleaning this [bleep] sink--

- Wait, guys.
We made our decision.

- What?

both: We're gonna meet you
at VooDoo.

both: Yeah?
- Yeah.

- We duped them.

We hit them with the decoy.

And now we're about
to hit up Drai's.

- You're [bleep] around.
- Girls, the boys are out.

- Listen.

You might think that
you're smarter than us.

But you are
so incredibly wrong.

And we're gonna show you

how incredibly stupid
you are tonight.

- We'll meet you guys there.
- We'll meet you!

- Let's do it!

- Bros' night.
All night.

It's about to be a shmovie.

- ♪ It's my time ♪

♪ Make some noise ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ What the people say ♪

♪ ♪

- What's up, bro?
How you doing?

- The party train is leaving!
- [laughing]

Bye!
- Bye!

- I'm coming.
I'm putting my shoes on.

- Okay, let's go.
- All right, let's go.

[dramatic musical sting]

[hip-hop music]

- Okay!

♪ ♪

- Our plan's working.
The girls aren't here.

We got, like, ten girls
in our section right now.

- We are literally pulling

every single hot girl
in this club.

[Leikeli47's "Attitude"]

- ♪ I'm gonna have
a attitude ♪

♪ Got a attitude ♪

♪ I'm gonna have
a attitude ♪

♪ When they ask me
where I've been ♪

♪ Busy ♪

♪ When they ask me
where I live ♪

♪ The city ♪

♪ I don't own a welcome mat ♪

♪ Give me the proper feet
and stand back ♪

♪ Attitude, attitude,
attitude ♪

♪ Attitude, attitude,
attitude, attitude ♪

[dramatic musical sting]

- Bro, what the [bleep]?

- You think that
the three of you

could pull anything
over the six of us.

We have ears everywhere
and eyes everywhere.

So bye.

- ♪ Come and kick it ♪

♪ Let me show you
how we get it, how we get it ♪

♪ She wanna kick it 'cause
we pull up in the Bentley ♪

- I look over, and Nicky's,
like, talking to some girls.

And I was just like, "Uh-uh."

So I go over to Nicky,
and I'm like,

"Can I party with you guys?"

I don't like that.

You thought you had us.

- No way.
- Yes.

- We good.
We Gucci!

- Brandon is asking for it.

If you're hooking up
with a roomie

and then you start flirting
with another roommate

in front of her,

that's a recipe for disaster.

And I don't have respect
for men like that.

- It's like, I'm trying
to have a good time.

But at the same time,

I've just literally had it
up to here with Brandon.

I told him, "Don't [bleep]
make a fool out of me.

Like, I don't like
that [bleep]."

- And now
he's making it worse

by flirting with Maria

right in front of me.

Like, he's the definition
of a scumbag.

- What exactly is going on
with Brandon right now?

It's confusing.

Flirting with me
in front of Marissa,

the girl you
just slept with...

- Inside right now,
I'm [bleep] pissed off.

- Yo, let's go.

- Let's go! We out, we out,
we out, we out.

- The jealousy's starting
to come out and brew.

And I'm just like, "I'm [bleep]
over this [bleep]."

- What do you mean?

- Are you [bleep]
being for real now?

I'm a little thrown off

because we're just
a few days into Vegas.

And obviously, like, we're not
trying to get wifed up

or booed up or hubbied up.

- To be continued.
- To be continued.

So I don't--I'm, like,
kind of confused.

- It's just [bleep] annoying.
- Are you over him?

- Like, don't tell me that,
like, we have a connection,

this, that, and the fourth.
- He's lying.

- Exactly.
So he [bleep] lied to me.

- He's lying.

- Who?
- You already know.

[dramatic music]

- Brandon needs to be careful

because sometimes
when she's drinking,

Boozy Suzi comes out.

And that can be
a lot to deal with.

- Why am I some [bleep] boy
and [bleep]?

- 'Cause you don't keep it 100.
- No!

For real, I never said that

I'm [bleep] trying to look
for a relationship

just 'cause I'm hooking up
with girls in Las Vegas,

what I'm supposed to do
in my 20s.

- No one ever said that.

- So why are you talking
about that?

- Don't come at me with--
don't come at me and say...

- I didn't come at you.

You came at me
and had a conversation.

What did I do?

We just hooked up.
That's all that I did.

Does this call for a freaking
beatdown from everyone?

What the heck?

- You wanna act like you
wanna [bleep] with Maria

and then [bleep] [bleep]
with Marissa?

Like, shut up.

You're a [bleep] boy.
You're a [bleep] boy.

♪ ♪

[hip-hop music]

- You okay?

- I just really [bleep] pissed
right now.

He's a [bleep] asshole.

- I'm in Vegas, bro.

- Exactly, exactly, exactly.
- What the [bleep]?

- The girls are freaking out.

I don't what the big deal is.

Like, how mad can you be?
The guy's being honest.

He's telling you he--
he wants to be single.

I cannot be mad at Brandon.

I can't.
I'm sorry.

- I'm confused, dude.

He told me that he feels
a connection with me.

- Stop entertaining Brandon
on his [bleep].

I'm so sick of guys
saying one thing

and doing the opposite.

That pisses me off.

I'm on a mission.

I can't save myself.

But I can save Marissa.

- Marissa, look at us.

As a woman, you need to stand
your [bleep] ground.

- And I'm going to.

- You feel some type of way,
you let him [bleep] know.

- You know that when you guys
get in that position, right,

somebody--somebody's
bound to get feelings.

- No, bro.
- No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not saying--
- On a one-night stand?

Get out of here.
Get out of here.

I didn't sign up for this.

I'm gonna have
to make this clearer,

which I don't even know
if I can do that.

- Cugine, wake up.

Yo, our boys' night
got sabotaged.

- What happened?
- Everyone's mad at me.

And it's about
to go off right now.

- Well, [bleep], Brandon.

What did you do now?

- Do I [bleep] look dumb to you

like I'm a [bleep] dumb bitch?

- Oh, here we go, here we go,
here we go.

- Why are you in our room?

- What's the problem?
I didn't do anything wrong.

- You're a [bleep] boy.

- I'm not going there,

because I'll punch him
in the face.

- Why am I a [bleep] boy?
- You are, though, Brandon.

- I--I laid it--I laid it--

- You are.
- But, no, no--

- Brandon, you are
a [bleep] boy.

- He did nothing wrong!
- You are a [bleep] boy.

- I didn't do anything wrong.
- But no one cares.

- If it looks like a duck,
quacks like a duck...

let's be real, [bleep],

it is a duck!

- No one's talking
about ducks, bro.

- A [bleep] boy's a [bleep]
boy's a [bleep] boy.

- All right.
Word, word, word.

I don't get why these girls
are so mad at me.

Like, I feel like
they're making me

out to be something
that I'm not.

I'm just single.
I'm in Las Vegas.

And I'm having fun.
That's all it is.

Let's have a conversation.

- Right now, I'm just
so [bleep] mad at myself

because, like,
I allowed this to happen.

I allowed myself
to sleep with him.

So it's like,
I just feel so dumb.

You jump around
from me to Maria.

You said emotionally
you're attracted to me.

- Mm-hmm.

- But, like,
are you attracted to me?

Or did you just say that
to get down my pants?

Because that's how I feel.

- What are they saying?
- Stop--don't be like that.

- Don't--
- For real.

I'm dead serious.
- No, don't touch me.

- Cug', cug',
cug', cug'.

- They're fight--
No, don't touch me.

- No, no, no, no--yeah.
They're speaking.

- Why are they
bugging out outside?

- Just ignore them.
It's nothing.

- No, guys, chill.

Chill.
Let them talk.

- No.
Stop.

- Stop.

- Respect the plant.

- We hooked up.

And we could've built
more of our relationship.

But look at what's
going on outside.

I got bouncers outside my door.

So why would I

wanna even involve myself
in something like this?

Because now
I gotta deal with this.

- Bro, he's
a [bleep] [bleep] boy.

Get the [bleep]
out of my face.

- This is the worst situation
I could have ever--

- It's because, though,
you hop around.

- Let me finish.
Let me finish.

As a 27-year-old, when I think
about hooking up with somebody,

it's not a big deal.

To you, maybe it's
now emotional.

But I didn't mean it
to be that.

That's why we had
that conversation.

- I wanted to make it clear

so that there was
no misunderstandings

on when we hooked up.

[dramatic electronic music]

We had an agreement.

And now all of a sudden,

you're trying to make it seem
like that--

that wasn't the case.

It's unfortunate

because now this can never,
ever happen again.

And I don't even
wanna deal with it.

♪ ♪

It's--it's so stupid.

- I don't wanna deal
with it either.

So don't [bleep]
feed me [bleep]

that you don't mean.
- Sorry. Fair.

- Because you knew that
I was attracted to you.

You knew that
I had something towards you.

So don't [bleep] play me.

I just feel so betrayed.

And, like, at this point,
it's like, "[bleep] you."

Like,
"You're a [bleep] asshole."

- This is, like, crazy.

- I wish and I regret
that I never slept with you.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Honey, I'm home!

God, I've missed you!

- Oh.
[laughs]

You called me
a lame-ass bitch.

- You're right.

Sometimes I say [bleep]
that I shouldn't say.

- I talked to Pauly.

You made him look like [bleep].

Not a good look, guys.
Not a good look.

- Nikki, I'm back.
Did you miss me?

[dramatic music]

She almost smiled.