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[bell tolling distantly]
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[officer] Niles Evelyn Caulder.
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What the devil are you
doing out? Don't you know
there's a ripper about?
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Yes, sir.
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There's no one
to fleece tonight anyway,
you little tea leaf.
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Go on. Get going home.
Or by Christ, I'll have you.
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Yes, sir.
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[chuckles]
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[watch clicks]
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[wind whooshing]
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[woman screams and thuds]
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[woman panting]
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[speaking indistinctly
and breathing heavily]
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Curious.
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Are you the Ripper, sir?
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[gasps] Are you?
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[laughing]
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[laughing heartily]
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[woman screams]
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Okay, Papa.
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You can open them now.
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[sighs deeply]
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French toast.
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-Did you make this?
-Rita taught me.
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That was very good of her.
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It's about all I'm good for.
Cooking lessons.
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Taste it. Taste it!
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Okay.
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Mmm!
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[laughing] It's wonderful!
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It's...
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-It's really delicious!
-[Dorothy] Do you
really mean it, Papa?
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[Niles] I really do, darling.
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-Good morning, Cliff.
-[Cliff] Something's wrong
with my hand.
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The fingers are all slow.
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I'll look at it as soon
as I finish my very
special breakfast.
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[distorted] Too...
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fucking...
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slow.
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[Dorothy chuckling]
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Rita, Dorothy, would you
give us a minute, please?
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Come, Dorothy.
Let's go water the plants.
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How about when
my 11-year-old daughter
is in the room,
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we take the swearing
down a notch?
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[Cliff] No problem.
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Does she know sign language?
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When you're ready
to confront this anger, Cliff,
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I'll be there for you.
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Pretty sure
I'm confronting my anger
right now, Chief.
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And it feels fucking good.
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Till then, I suggest
you go away
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-and do some work on your own.
-What the fuck's
that supposed to mean?
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You were an angry man long
before you and I ever met.
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An angry husband.
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An angry father.
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Hey, I was
a great fucking father.
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I was way better than you.
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'Cause my kid didn't grow up
to be a monster
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who could destroy
the entire world.
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You call my daughter
a "monster" again--
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[Cliff] And you'll do what?
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Huh? What more could you
possibly do to me?
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Hey, Jane, you wanna
get the fuck out of here?
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Fuck, yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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Let's go back and finish
our special breakfast. Mmm?
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Why does Cliff
hate you so much?
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Did you do something wrong?
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I did.
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I made a very bad mistake.
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Lots of mistakes, actually.
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Did you apologize?
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Many times.
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Some wounds can't be healed
with pretty words.
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This isn't something
you need to worry about.
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My dear heart,
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it's a grown-up problem.
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[wings fluttering]
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Are those...
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Butterflies!
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It can't be. Dorothy, no!
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Please tell me
this is a seasonal migration,
and not something freaky.
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[butterflies whooshing]
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[man laughing sinisterly]
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Oh, God damn it.
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What is it, Papa?
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I've been invited to a dinner
with the divine Red Jack.
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"Formal attire preferred."
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That looks
like Larry's bandages.
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This isn't an invitation.
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It's a very polite ransom note.
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This Red Jack person has Larry?
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Why? Who is he?
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I'll explain on the way.
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Now, it's important
you understand
what we're up against.
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"We"? Oh, no.
I'll sit this one out.
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-No, Larry needs you.
-For Larry's sake.
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Please, I will just make
things worse.
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I have the purple brains
spattered on my shoes
to prove it.
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Red Jack is a merciless being
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who feeds on the suffering
of others.
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I cannot do this alone.
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I'm on the fence,
and that's your sales pitch?
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He lives in an extra
dimensional palace
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and drops down into our world
to refill on fresh pain.
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He's committed
countless atrocities
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under the guises
of Jack the Ripper,
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-the Monster of Florence--
-Larry's in danger. I get it.
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-Just please stop talking.
-Right. Right.
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-If we get separated--
-Why would we get separated?
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We won't. But if we do,
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follow the butterflies.
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Oh, God damn it.
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Ready?
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Oh, fuck! Fuck!
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[Cliff] Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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He actually had the nerve
to tell me, me,
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not to swear
in front of hisdaughter.
Can you believe that shit?
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[flatly] I can
hardly believe it.
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After he fucked my life
in the asshole, and Clara's.
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What about my little girl?
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She grew up
without her fucking father.
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I mean, fuck!
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Yeah, fuck.
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[Cliff] This is
what's gonna happen.
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I give Clara the giraffe.
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We hug it the fuck out.
All is forgiven.
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And her happiness
is gonna fuck Niles Caulder
in the fucking face.
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Am I right?
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Jane?
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Jane?
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Okay.
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Awesome.
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Best road dog ever.
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[voices speaking indistinctly]
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[girl] Jane.
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Thank you for coming.
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You d-holes yanked me
down here.
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So, what gives?
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Is this a fucking intervention?
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[scoffs]
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[Roni] Morning.
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Hey.
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Where is everyone?
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Tuesday morning,
nine o'clock, right?
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E-mail went out last night.
We switched to Wednesdays.
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For real? Why didn't I get it?
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Because I'm the one
who sent it.
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And you left me off?
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Why?
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[both moaning]
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[both breathing heavily]
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Hey, whoa.
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What's wrong?
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We... We barely know
each other.
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-And?
-No... [chuckles awkwardly]
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Now you know.
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[sighs]
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Wow.
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You're beautiful.
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Can I touch your chest?
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[sighs]
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Can you feel that?
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Can you feel that?
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What about that?
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Not sure.
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[both chuckle]
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[Larry groaning]
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[yells in pain]
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[panting] What the fuck
is going on?
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Help!
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[groaning]
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No. No, no. No.
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Oh, God. No.
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No, no. Oh, God.
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No, no, no, no.
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[gasping loudly]
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[panting] No!
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[yelling]
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You must be Larry. Welcome.
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Larry Trainor. Rita Farr.
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Though you probably
recognize her.
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[chuckling] Really, Niles.
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[Niles sighs]
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Come on in, Larry.
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[Larry grunting]
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[Niles] There we are.
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Now, I'm sorry,
but I've lost contact
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with a very important
research vessel,
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and now the search continues.
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You'll be in Rita's
very good hands,
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and I've left something
for you in your room.
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I hope it'll make you feel
more comfortable.
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[Rita clears throat]
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Niles tells me you were
an exceptional pilot.
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I know a little about flying.
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I once played an aviatrix
turned spy
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in a picture called
The Spy Who Could Fly.
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So... [chuckles]
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[Larry] My room?
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Oh, just up the stairs.
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[Rita muffled] Chief agonized
over every detail.
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He wanted your room to feel
as normal as possible
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whilst still being
radiation-proof.
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He spent months developing
a special film for the windows.
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Sunlight is very important
for one's mood, you know.
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[Larry] So is not being held
captive by a shadowy
government agency.
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Well, you're here now.
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[Larry] What's this?
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A gift from the Chief.
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Those will contain
the radiation.
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You'll never have to wear
that lousy suit again.
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[Larry] How can that be?
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They're as thin
as regular bandages.
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Have a little faith in Niles...
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because he rarely
explains himself.
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But in all my time here,
I've learned
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there's a method
to his madness,
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and goodness in his heart.
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He truly wants this to be
a place where we can heal.
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Now, go on.
Get out of that suit.
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I'm sure it's awfully heavy.
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[air hisses]
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-[Larry] Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
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I... I can put it back on.
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[Rita] No, no, no. Please.
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[chuckles]
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This is your home, too.
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You should
feel comfortable here.
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We have to remember,
there's nothing to be
worried about.
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This is no different
than any other time
Papa's gone out into the world.
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He always comes home.
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Always.
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And sometimes, if we're lucky,
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he brings back presents.
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-[shrilly] Ooh! [giggles]
-Yes!
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"Ooh" indeed.
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Now...
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what shall we do
to pass the time?
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We could do some drawing.
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Or read a story.
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Hide-and-go-seek, it is.
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One bananana.
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Two bananana.
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As you guessed,
this is an intervention.
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Your face is an intervention.
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[Dr. Harrison] Everyone's here
because they care
about you, Jane.
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And would like
to express their feelings
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about your behavior.
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And if I don't wanna listen?
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[chainsaw revving]
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Okay, let's get this bullshit
over with.
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[chainsaw stops]
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"Dear Jane, my most
favoritest things to do
are to run and sing.
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Uh, but when you take drugs,
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I'm too sleepy to do either.
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It's not fair that we all
have to feel sleepy
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just 'cause you feel sad."
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Run and sing?
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That's all you do.
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And the only shitty song
you seem to know
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is "Roar"
by Katy Perry. [scoffs]
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If you ask me,
I did us all a favor.
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Am I right, Driller?
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I find the song empowering.
266
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:34,009
Makes me feel good
about being a woman.
267
00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:38,007
[Dr. Harrison] There's
a larger point here, Jane.
268
00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:40,006
When you use drugs,
269
00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:42,007
you endanger Kay.
270
00:18:42,009 --> 00:18:46,003
Because it dampens
all of our abilities
to protect her.
271
00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,003
[Karen] "Jane...
272
00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:50,004
I made my peace
with your reckless skin,
273
00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:51,022
and haircare regimens long ago.
274
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,009
But what I'm mondo uncool with
275
00:18:54,011 --> 00:18:57,000
is how your recent behavior
affects me.
276
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,020
Like when you decided
to take your walkabout
in the Underground.
277
00:18:59,022 --> 00:19:02,006
That basic robo bitch, Cliff,
278
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,020
stopped me from marrying
my Dougie."
279
00:19:03,022 --> 00:19:06,002
[Karen sobbing]
280
00:19:08,019 --> 00:19:10,010
[wails loudly]
281
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,021
[tires screeching]
282
00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:22,016
[Cliff moans]
283
00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:26,009
[mumbles indistinctly]
284
00:19:29,005 --> 00:19:31,009
[Cliff]
I'm a great fucking father.
285
00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:33,002
Better than that turd
with the beard.
286
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:34,018
This is gonna be great.
287
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:38,003
This is a big mistake.
288
00:19:38,005 --> 00:19:40,009
Huge. What was I thinking?
289
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:42,016
Fucking idiot! No!
290
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:45,005
No!
291
00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:47,014
You're not a coward.
You know who is?
292
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:50,017
Niles-shitting-Caulder.
That's who.
293
00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:54,019
[door knob clicks]
294
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:00,000
Yes?
295
00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:02,014
[Cliff] Hi, uh, you're, um...
296
00:20:02,016 --> 00:20:05,005
Uh, I know you
from Bump's wake.
297
00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,018
Right, yeah, uh-huh.
298
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:09,021
Did one of the girls
send you here as entertainment?
299
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,015
[Cliff] What? No.
[chuckles softly]
300
00:20:11,017 --> 00:20:14,001
I'm not a clown.
I'm your father.
301
00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:16,009
Excuse me?
302
00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:18,015
Okay.
303
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,007
See, some batshit
crazy scientist
caused our car crash
304
00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:22,015
so he could stick my brain
in this piece of shit body.
305
00:20:22,017 --> 00:20:24,022
He told me you were dead
all this time.
306
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,014
Then I found out you weren't.
307
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:30,006
Now, here I am. Okay? We good?
308
00:20:30,008 --> 00:20:32,020
How we do this? You, uh,
wanna call me "Dad"?
309
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,014
Or call me "Daddy"? Or, uh...
310
00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:36,010
Oh, shit!
311
00:20:36,012 --> 00:20:38,008
Happy belated birthday?
312
00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:40,014
[gasps]
313
00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:44,004
I'm gonna be a grandpa?
314
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:46,004
This is amazing.
315
00:20:46,006 --> 00:20:48,018
I'm gonna take
that little fucker
to RodentLand.
316
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:51,016
-I could teach him to drive.
-I don't what your game is,
317
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:54,016
but I really don't think
it's funny.
318
00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:56,020
What? No.
319
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,017
My watch, I left it
on the bar for you.
320
00:20:59,019 --> 00:21:02,007
I won it at the Dallas Speedway
back in '76.
321
00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:05,006
I had to stick my hand
up this giant alligator
named Francis
322
00:21:05,008 --> 00:21:06,007
to get it back.
323
00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:08,005
I...
324
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,000
Can we...
325
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,017
This is really not a good time
right now.
326
00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:15,007
I'm expecting
a house full of people.
327
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:17,012
[Cliff] I just drove
a thousand miles to see you
328
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:20,005
and you can't talk to me
for five goddamn minutes?
329
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,017
I'm sorry.
I can't do this right now.
330
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:28,003
Fine. I'll fucking wait.
331
00:21:40,013 --> 00:21:42,004
Do you mind if I ask?
332
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,010
Yeah.
333
00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:48,020
Sorry.
334
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,012
So...
335
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:57,018
Am I the first person--
336
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,007
Girl, please.
337
00:21:59,009 --> 00:22:01,004
I know you ain't trying
to say this is my first time.
338
00:22:01,006 --> 00:22:03,020
Okay, relax, Don Juan.
339
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,012
[both chuckling]
340
00:22:05,014 --> 00:22:09,000
I'm asking
if it's the first time since...
341
00:22:10,013 --> 00:22:11,009
all this.
342
00:22:11,011 --> 00:22:13,004
Yeah.
343
00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:15,022
I came close
with this one girl, but...
344
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,023
I bounced.
345
00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:21,004
But I'm glad
I didn't repeat that mistake.
346
00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:29,005
Well...
347
00:22:29,007 --> 00:22:30,006
[chuckles awkwardly]
348
00:22:31,006 --> 00:22:32,010
This was fun.
349
00:22:32,012 --> 00:22:33,006
"Fun"?
350
00:22:33,008 --> 00:22:34,022
[Roni] I have to...
351
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,013
Come on.
It was a little more than that.
352
00:22:37,015 --> 00:22:39,001
Uh, not really.
353
00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:40,020
-Roni?
-Ugh.
354
00:22:40,022 --> 00:22:43,005
Can you not ruin this
with the whole,
"I really like you,
355
00:22:43,007 --> 00:22:44,022
I think this could
be something," conversation,
356
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,015
and just see it for what it is?
357
00:22:46,017 --> 00:22:49,005
Two fucked up people that are
trying to forget their shit.
358
00:22:49,007 --> 00:22:50,007
I do really like you.
359
00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:52,011
That'll change. It always does.
360
00:22:52,013 --> 00:22:54,006
-I'm not like other guys.
-Ooh.
361
00:22:54,008 --> 00:22:57,000
I've never heard that before.
362
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,003
I'll prove it to you.
363
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,020
-Let me take you out tonight.
-Mmm-mmm.
364
00:23:00,022 --> 00:23:02,006
Look, we'll keep it chill.
365
00:23:02,008 --> 00:23:04,012
-[sighs]
-Have you been to Tino's
in Corktown?
366
00:23:04,014 --> 00:23:08,007
They've got a cheesesteak
that'll make you feel
way better things than I can.
367
00:23:08,009 --> 00:23:10,018
[snickers] That's a low bar.
368
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,000
Look, just give me one shot.
369
00:23:12,002 --> 00:23:13,020
One shot.
That's all I'm asking.
370
00:23:16,008 --> 00:23:20,000
If I say yes, will you get
the hell out of my apartment?
371
00:23:23,017 --> 00:23:25,000
See you at 8:00.
372
00:23:28,021 --> 00:23:30,013
[Driller Bill] "Dear Jane...
373
00:23:30,015 --> 00:23:33,015
Because you decided to remain
in a house with toxic people,
374
00:23:33,017 --> 00:23:36,015
I haven't felt safe enough
to do my drilling,
375
00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:37,022
or my billing.
376
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,022
And May is our busiest month.
377
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,011
Those freak hoes
that you live with
378
00:23:41,013 --> 00:23:43,005
keep dragging you into trouble,
379
00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,019
and every time,
you go with them
without thinking twice.
380
00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:48,005
I still have nightmares
about being inside
381
00:23:48,007 --> 00:23:51,017
that gigantic,
evangelical cockroach.
382
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:55,015
Do you ever think
about how your decisions
affect the rest of us?
383
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:58,008
Because it doesn't
seem like you do.
384
00:23:58,010 --> 00:24:00,015
Warmest regards, Driller Bill."
385
00:24:00,017 --> 00:24:03,002
Of course I'm going
to fucking help them.
386
00:24:04,002 --> 00:24:05,001
[Secretary] Why?
387
00:24:05,019 --> 00:24:08,003
We're your family, Jane.
388
00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:10,002
And Kay is your responsibility.
389
00:24:10,004 --> 00:24:13,013
Not that other little girl
that you think
needs taking care of.
390
00:24:13,015 --> 00:24:15,017
-Her name is Dorothy.
-[Secretary] Okay.
391
00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:17,007
Dorothy.
392
00:24:17,009 --> 00:24:20,020
You're not saying you consider
those people your family, too?
393
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,002
[scoffs]
394
00:24:25,004 --> 00:24:28,021
You know, this shit
may be cut and dry
for you ding-dongs.
395
00:24:28,023 --> 00:24:29,023
But it's not for me.
396
00:24:32,005 --> 00:24:33,012
Life...
397
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:36,002
Life up there,
it's... it's messy,
398
00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:38,006
and confusing.
399
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:45,000
A long time ago,
I would have...
400
00:24:45,002 --> 00:24:48,006
bailed as soon as I found out
what the Chief did to us.
401
00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:51,008
But I think that those...
402
00:24:53,011 --> 00:24:58,004
annoying fuck-ups
that I live with
are my family.
403
00:25:01,004 --> 00:25:03,005
They may be spineless,
404
00:25:03,007 --> 00:25:04,018
and selfish.
405
00:25:06,011 --> 00:25:08,015
But I know deep down,
they all care about me.
406
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,005
Even the Chief.
407
00:25:12,007 --> 00:25:14,009
Until he betrays us again.
408
00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:17,000
Just fuck this pity party!
409
00:25:17,023 --> 00:25:19,019
God...
410
00:25:19,021 --> 00:25:22,012
[Rita] God damn it, Niles.You said we wouldn'tget separated.
411
00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:26,006
It's fine. Everything's fine.
412
00:25:26,008 --> 00:25:28,011
[violin playing classical tune
in distance]
413
00:25:28,013 --> 00:25:30,016
[man groaning loudly
in distance]
414
00:25:44,005 --> 00:25:46,009
[man yelling]
415
00:25:51,021 --> 00:25:54,005
-[man groaning loudly]
-[violin continues playing]
416
00:26:03,003 --> 00:26:04,007
[flesh squelching]
417
00:26:05,018 --> 00:26:07,003
[screaming]
418
00:26:07,005 --> 00:26:08,004
[slurping]
419
00:26:09,012 --> 00:26:11,003
[man continues screaming]
420
00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:13,010
[Niles clears throat]
421
00:26:13,012 --> 00:26:14,012
-[Red Jack grunts]
-[man grunts]
422
00:26:14,014 --> 00:26:16,019
[laughing] Dr. Caulder.
423
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:20,012
I am delighted
you accepted my invitation.
424
00:26:21,007 --> 00:26:22,014
Where's Larry?
425
00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:26,004
[chuckling] The foul stench
of compassion
426
00:26:26,006 --> 00:26:27,022
pollutes the very air
around you.
427
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,010
Ah, no matter.
428
00:26:29,012 --> 00:26:31,011
My tutelage shall soon
cleanse you of that quickly.
429
00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:33,022
Tutelage? What is it
you want from me?
430
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,021
After countless centuries,
I'm afraid the pain
of loneliness
431
00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:41,019
has become
somewhat of a bland potage
of my daily consumption.
432
00:26:41,021 --> 00:26:44,016
What I long for now
is an equal.
433
00:26:44,018 --> 00:26:46,005
Someone who...
434
00:26:46,007 --> 00:26:49,016
revels in harvesting the agony
of others as much as I.
435
00:26:49,018 --> 00:26:51,007
I am not your equal.
436
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:55,001
[laughing]
Of course you're not!
437
00:26:55,011 --> 00:26:56,015
No.
438
00:26:56,017 --> 00:26:59,014
But... by my guiding hand,
439
00:26:59,016 --> 00:27:04,017
within a few short decades,
we could perfect
your prowess for pain.
440
00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:07,008
I, your master,
441
00:27:07,010 --> 00:27:10,018
and you,
my singular apprentice.
442
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:13,022
-"Decades"?
-Oh, yes, Dr. Caulder.
443
00:27:15,002 --> 00:27:17,009
Eternal life.
444
00:27:27,006 --> 00:27:30,002
-[flesh squelches]
-[man screaming]
445
00:27:34,021 --> 00:27:36,005
[man continues screaming]
446
00:27:38,009 --> 00:27:40,020
[Red Jack chuckling]
447
00:27:40,022 --> 00:27:42,016
I don't know what it is
you think you see in me,
448
00:27:42,018 --> 00:27:44,009
but you're wasting your time.
449
00:27:44,011 --> 00:27:47,016
Oh, you made
quite the impression
all those years ago.
450
00:27:47,018 --> 00:27:50,018
I saw something
absolutely wondrous
451
00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:52,011
in that little boy
from the alley.
452
00:27:52,013 --> 00:27:54,023
Was that before or after
you murdered an innocent woman?
453
00:27:55,001 --> 00:27:56,009
Oh, that's just it.
454
00:27:56,011 --> 00:27:59,021
When you came up
on that horrific abomination
455
00:27:59,023 --> 00:28:02,015
in the alley, you did not run.
456
00:28:02,017 --> 00:28:03,023
No, you weren't afraid.
457
00:28:04,001 --> 00:28:06,007
You were fascinated.
458
00:28:06,009 --> 00:28:08,014
Oh, I could feel
the exhilaration
459
00:28:08,016 --> 00:28:10,018
coursing through your veins.
460
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:14,002
A man that passionate will go
to the greatest of lengths
461
00:28:14,004 --> 00:28:16,007
to satisfy his curiosities.
462
00:28:16,009 --> 00:28:18,012
-No matter the cost.
-You're wrong.
463
00:28:18,014 --> 00:28:19,012
Am I?
464
00:28:20,008 --> 00:28:22,002
Tell me,
465
00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:25,020
when you ruined the lives
of that pathetic pack
of simpletons, [chuckles]
466
00:28:25,022 --> 00:28:27,009
what did their pain taste like?
467
00:28:27,011 --> 00:28:29,022
Dust, and ash.
468
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:35,014
I did what I had to do
to protect someone I love.
469
00:28:35,016 --> 00:28:40,014
But I wouldn't expect
a soulless parasite like you
to understand that.
470
00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:44,021
Very well.
471
00:28:50,017 --> 00:28:52,012
[Red Jack breathing heavily]
472
00:28:53,012 --> 00:28:56,001
If you will not be my charge...
473
00:28:56,003 --> 00:28:57,013
[Red Jack continues
breathing heavily]
474
00:28:59,008 --> 00:29:01,002
you will be my chattel.
475
00:29:06,001 --> 00:29:08,007
[Larry] Ah! Oh, God.
476
00:29:08,009 --> 00:29:09,013
[grunting]
477
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:12,017
Why are you doing this to me?
478
00:29:13,023 --> 00:29:15,019
[man laughing sinisterly]
479
00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:17,017
No! Oh, God!
480
00:29:17,019 --> 00:29:19,006
No, please, God!, no!
481
00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:20,019
[Larry grunting]
482
00:29:22,014 --> 00:29:24,021
I'm sorry! Please, stop!
483
00:29:26,021 --> 00:29:28,003
[grunting]
484
00:29:28,005 --> 00:29:30,000
[old fashioned music
playing over radio]
485
00:29:32,013 --> 00:29:33,013
[knocking on door]
486
00:29:33,015 --> 00:29:34,013
Come in.
487
00:29:40,007 --> 00:29:41,006
[clicks tongue]
488
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,019
[Larry] I look
like Boris Karloff.
489
00:29:45,021 --> 00:29:48,005
You look absolutely stunning.
490
00:29:50,007 --> 00:29:52,011
And the turtleneck,
very debonair.
491
00:29:52,013 --> 00:29:55,015
Will you still talk to me
if I give you
radiation poisoning?
492
00:29:55,017 --> 00:29:57,012
Ugh, pshaw.
493
00:29:57,014 --> 00:30:01,005
If Niles says it's safe for you
to walk around like this,
494
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,005
then you have to trust him.
495
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,018
I do.
496
00:30:10,014 --> 00:30:11,012
Thank you.
497
00:30:17,014 --> 00:30:20,012
I never got a chance
to tell you
what a big fan I am.
498
00:30:20,014 --> 00:30:21,023
Oh?
499
00:30:22,001 --> 00:30:24,007
Yeah, Sweet Desire
is one of my favorite films.
500
00:30:24,009 --> 00:30:27,006
When your husband abandons you,
and you give
that amazing speech
501
00:30:27,008 --> 00:30:29,020
about how you're not
worthy of love...
502
00:30:29,022 --> 00:30:31,014
Chills, every time.
503
00:30:31,016 --> 00:30:34,023
Would you believe
they almost cast Deborah Kerr
instead of me?
504
00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:37,000
[scoffs] What a train wreck
that would have been.
505
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:40,002
Yeah, your performances,
they... they always had
so much depth.
506
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:43,005
You were more
than just a pretty face
with a perfect smile.
507
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,001
And I always felt there was
something underneath all that.
508
00:30:46,003 --> 00:30:47,002
What?
509
00:30:48,021 --> 00:30:50,018
Pain.
510
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:54,001
It was quiet,
and it was very deep.
511
00:30:54,003 --> 00:30:55,018
But I could tell it was there.
512
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,005
And I could tell you had
to hide it from the world.
513
00:30:58,007 --> 00:31:00,015
[scoffing] Well, I'm sure
I don't know what
you're talking about--
514
00:31:00,017 --> 00:31:04,007
Forgive me, I don't mean to be
too familiar. I just...
515
00:31:04,009 --> 00:31:06,019
I know how that feels.
And I wanted to say
516
00:31:06,021 --> 00:31:10,021
that watching you
always made me feel
a little less alone.
517
00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:15,015
Oh, my God.
518
00:31:15,017 --> 00:31:19,001
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
This is just something
that happens on occasion
519
00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:20,014
when my condition flares up.
520
00:31:20,016 --> 00:31:22,010
-Your condition?
-Excuse me.
521
00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:25,005
[door opens and closes]
522
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:29,020
[siren blares]
523
00:31:34,007 --> 00:31:36,002
[Cliff] What the fucking fuck
is this?
524
00:31:41,008 --> 00:31:44,006
Are you aware this is
private property you're
currently trespassing on?
525
00:31:44,008 --> 00:31:45,011
[Cliff] Trespassing?
526
00:31:45,013 --> 00:31:47,001
Nah, this is
my daughter's place.
527
00:31:47,003 --> 00:31:48,022
-Your daughter Clara Steele?
-[Cliff] Yes, thank you.
528
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,014
That's what I'm saying.
How did...
529
00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:55,008
God damn it!
530
00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:58,019
That's just fucking great!
She spends 30 years thinking
her dear old dad's dead.
531
00:31:58,021 --> 00:32:02,006
And when she find out he's not,
she fucking calls the cops
on him?
532
00:32:02,008 --> 00:32:04,020
-Sir--
-I deserve better
than this shit. You know?
533
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:07,015
I was a good fucking dad!
Wiped her ass,
cleaned her puke,
534
00:32:07,017 --> 00:32:10,016
bought her every Strawberry
fucking Shortcake doll
that she ever asked for,
535
00:32:10,018 --> 00:32:12,011
and this is the thanks I get?
536
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,010
Listen, buddy, I get it.
537
00:32:14,012 --> 00:32:16,015
My kid's a piece of work, too.
But right now,
she doesn't wanna talk.
538
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:19,006
So, cool off, and try again
some other time, all right?
539
00:32:19,008 --> 00:32:21,022
[Cliff] Oh, yeah? How's this
for cooling off?
540
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,015
Sir, step away from the bus.
541
00:32:24,017 --> 00:32:29,003
[grunting] Fuck you!
It's my fucking bus.
542
00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:31,022
[Cliff grumbling indistinctly]
543
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,005
-Dude's a giant fucking robot.
-[Cliff] Fuck!
544
00:32:34,007 --> 00:32:36,001
-I mean, it is his fucking bus.
-[Cliff] Damn it!
545
00:32:36,003 --> 00:32:39,000
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
546
00:32:39,002 --> 00:32:41,014
I understand how difficult
that must have been for you.
547
00:32:41,016 --> 00:32:45,005
But try and receive
our criticism in the spirit
in which it was intended.
548
00:32:45,007 --> 00:32:48,008
Oh, you mean the spirit
of a feckless, ungrateful mob
549
00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:50,006
of shit-eating losers?
550
00:32:50,008 --> 00:32:52,002
Yeah, message received.
551
00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:54,000
Don't fucking tell me
how to do my job.
552
00:32:54,002 --> 00:32:56,012
You seem to possess
a very clear understanding
of your mandate
553
00:32:56,014 --> 00:32:57,023
within our little eco-system.
554
00:32:58,001 --> 00:33:00,013
I think it's important
that you articulate it.
555
00:33:07,015 --> 00:33:10,011
I fucking survive...
556
00:33:10,013 --> 00:33:15,019
the tidal wave of bullshit
that hits us every single
fucking day.
557
00:33:19,006 --> 00:33:21,011
I'm the one who deals with it.
558
00:33:21,013 --> 00:33:23,009
When one of you
loses their shit,
559
00:33:23,011 --> 00:33:25,023
I'm the one who has to clean up
their mess afterwards.
560
00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:30,007
When we have to wake up,
and do it all over again,
and again, and again,
561
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,021
I'm the one who bounces back.
562
00:33:31,023 --> 00:33:33,014
[echoing] Who bounces back.
563
00:33:33,016 --> 00:33:35,013
I'm the fucking one...
564
00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:37,013
The fucking primary, not you...
565
00:33:38,022 --> 00:33:41,009
not any of those
other stumblefucks.
566
00:33:42,001 --> 00:33:43,009
Me.
567
00:33:43,011 --> 00:33:45,015
If you'd like to continue
to be "the one,"
568
00:33:45,017 --> 00:33:47,004
as you put it,
569
00:33:47,006 --> 00:33:50,009
then I suggest
you step off that bus,
570
00:33:50,011 --> 00:33:52,001
and never return to that house.
571
00:33:52,003 --> 00:33:53,015
You're giving me an ultimatum.
572
00:33:53,017 --> 00:33:55,001
I don't like that word.
573
00:33:55,003 --> 00:33:57,013
Think of it as a performance
improvement plan.
574
00:33:57,015 --> 00:34:00,007
Listen, I screwed up.
All right?
575
00:34:00,009 --> 00:34:01,017
Is that what you fucking
wanna hear?
576
00:34:01,019 --> 00:34:03,013
I'll be more careful.
577
00:34:03,015 --> 00:34:06,010
I won't touch that serum again.
I... I won't go diving
head first
578
00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:09,022
into every weird
dimensional portal
that comes our way, all right?
579
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,021
This is not
a negotiation, Jane.
580
00:34:11,023 --> 00:34:14,023
Your true addiction
is not the serum.
581
00:34:15,001 --> 00:34:17,016
It's Niles Caulder,
and your friends.
582
00:34:17,018 --> 00:34:19,022
-Merely your enablers.
-That's not true.
583
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,005
There is no half measure
here, Jane.
584
00:34:24,005 --> 00:34:27,019
Leave Niles, or lose your post
as primary.
585
00:34:31,007 --> 00:34:34,008
[Dorothy] Ready or not,
here I come!
586
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:55,000
[floor scraping]
587
00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:57,006
I heard that.
588
00:35:09,022 --> 00:35:11,011
Nice try, Danny.
589
00:35:12,002 --> 00:35:13,020
You can't fool me.
590
00:35:15,001 --> 00:35:16,017
-[Danny] Boo!
-[gasps]
591
00:35:21,002 --> 00:35:24,005
Oh, fudge!
592
00:35:24,007 --> 00:35:31,002
[Red Jack] A wretched soul,bruised with adversity, we bidbe quiet when we hear it cry.
593
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:34,017
But were we burdened
with like weight of pain,
594
00:35:34,019 --> 00:35:38,012
as much, or more
we should ourselves complain?
595
00:35:38,014 --> 00:35:41,022
Do you know what it is
to see with dull eyes?
596
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,008
[Niles straining] What...
597
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,016
are...
598
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:46,002
you...
599
00:35:46,004 --> 00:35:48,023
To speak with contrived voice?
600
00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:53,015
[Niles] No...
601
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:57,012
[slowly] What is this?
602
00:35:57,014 --> 00:36:00,012
-To touch with dead hands.
-[Niles yelling]
603
00:36:02,012 --> 00:36:05,010
Abject hopelessness
with subtle hints
604
00:36:05,012 --> 00:36:07,012
of despondent isolation?
605
00:36:07,014 --> 00:36:10,010
[inhales deeply] Scrumptious.
606
00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:12,021
Now you know.
607
00:36:12,023 --> 00:36:15,003
[Larry grunting and groaning]
608
00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:19,022
No, no, no! Uh, no.
609
00:36:20,019 --> 00:36:23,020
[Larry grunting] I'm sorry.
610
00:36:23,022 --> 00:36:26,001
-I'm sorry, please get out!
-Larry?
611
00:36:26,003 --> 00:36:29,001
[Larry continues grunting]
Oh, God.
612
00:36:29,003 --> 00:36:30,014
-Larry!
-[banging on door]
613
00:36:30,016 --> 00:36:33,015
-Please, God, Rita, just go!
-I don't know what to do!
614
00:36:34,009 --> 00:36:35,009
Larry!
615
00:36:35,011 --> 00:36:37,015
[breathing heavily]
616
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:41,018
[crying]
617
00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:43,010
That's enough.
618
00:36:43,012 --> 00:36:45,023
[Red Jack] But it's never
enough, Dr. Caulder.
619
00:36:46,001 --> 00:36:47,003
[cries out]
620
00:36:47,023 --> 00:36:49,022
[grunting and groaning]
621
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,022
[Niles screaming]
622
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,007
-Please stop, I beg you.
-[laughing]
623
00:36:56,009 --> 00:36:58,012
[screaming]
624
00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:01,004
[Larry screaming]
625
00:37:06,021 --> 00:37:08,022
[grunting]
626
00:37:10,014 --> 00:37:12,015
[Rita screaming in pain]
627
00:37:12,017 --> 00:37:16,006
[woman on TV] You...You don't plan these things,they just happen.
628
00:37:16,008 --> 00:37:17,014
[sobbing]
629
00:37:17,016 --> 00:37:19,022
Darling, it just doesn'tmake sense.
630
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,016
I know. I know.
631
00:37:21,018 --> 00:37:24,005
[mocking] "I know. It doesn't."
632
00:37:24,007 --> 00:37:26,012
Please.
633
00:37:26,014 --> 00:37:31,010
I've seen steadier performances
from a two-legged coatrack.
634
00:37:31,012 --> 00:37:35,017
[Larry] Hmm. I guess
that's why she only got
six Oscar nominations.
635
00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:38,003
But never won.
636
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:40,004
It should've been me.
637
00:37:40,006 --> 00:37:43,002
If it wasn't
for my unfortunate...
638
00:37:43,004 --> 00:37:43,023
incident,
639
00:37:44,001 --> 00:37:46,001
it would have been.
640
00:37:48,013 --> 00:37:52,023
Niles told me
he was helping other people
with their own conditions.
641
00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:56,013
I just never imagined
anyone could have it
as bad as me.
642
00:37:58,023 --> 00:38:00,019
I'm sorry for how
I reacted earlier.
643
00:38:00,021 --> 00:38:01,020
[Rita] It's quite all right.
644
00:38:01,022 --> 00:38:03,006
I've gotten used to it.
645
00:38:03,008 --> 00:38:05,023
[Larry] You shouldn't have
to get used to it.
646
00:38:06,001 --> 00:38:08,003
Like you said,
this is your home.
647
00:38:08,005 --> 00:38:09,015
You should feel comfortable.
648
00:38:09,017 --> 00:38:11,017
[sighs] Oh, I'm comfortable.
649
00:38:12,009 --> 00:38:13,017
However...
650
00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:16,004
I'm afraid I'm becoming
a bit too comfortable
651
00:38:16,006 --> 00:38:17,015
with the monster in the mirror.
652
00:38:19,022 --> 00:38:21,023
Early signs of a lost cause.
653
00:38:22,001 --> 00:38:24,006
[Larry] I don't think
that's true.
654
00:38:24,008 --> 00:38:25,023
And if it is, then...
655
00:38:28,010 --> 00:38:30,008
Let's be lost causes together.
656
00:38:34,018 --> 00:38:36,021
[grunting]
657
00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:41,009
[creaking]
658
00:38:41,011 --> 00:38:43,015
-[grunting and yelling]
-[Larry yelling indistinctly]
659
00:38:43,017 --> 00:38:44,021
[Larry] Don't do this!
660
00:38:44,023 --> 00:38:46,004
[Rita] Larry, I'm coming!
661
00:38:46,006 --> 00:38:48,022
-[Larry] Just go!
-[Rita grunting loudly]
662
00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:55,021
Oh, Dr. Caulder.
663
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,023
What high hopes I had for you.
664
00:38:58,001 --> 00:38:59,005
[Niles grunting]
665
00:38:59,007 --> 00:39:02,020
Under my care,
you could have blossomed.
666
00:39:02,022 --> 00:39:06,007
-[Rita grunts]
-[Larry] Rita, no, no! get out!
667
00:39:06,023 --> 00:39:08,002
I won't leave you!
668
00:39:08,004 --> 00:39:10,020
Please, God, Rita
just don't do this!
669
00:39:11,014 --> 00:39:13,010
Rita, just go.
670
00:39:13,012 --> 00:39:18,003
You could have transformed
into something truly exquisite.
671
00:39:18,017 --> 00:39:20,000
Something divine.
672
00:39:20,002 --> 00:39:22,007
-[panting]
-[Larry] Rita, just go.
673
00:39:22,021 --> 00:39:24,007
[yelling]
674
00:39:27,003 --> 00:39:28,014
I guess...
675
00:39:28,016 --> 00:39:31,017
-I'm still just that boy
in the alley.
-[blade swishes]
676
00:39:31,019 --> 00:39:32,023
[gasps]
677
00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:38,004
[groaning and laughing]
678
00:39:39,006 --> 00:39:43,010
This is incomparable pain,
Dr. Niles.
679
00:39:43,012 --> 00:39:45,008
[pants and grunts]
680
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:49,014
Ah, the black fire
works inside.
681
00:39:49,016 --> 00:39:53,003
Ah, the dark comes on in wait.
682
00:39:53,005 --> 00:39:54,018
And wind...
683
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:56,018
Oh, such a wind.
684
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:59,002
A roaring hurricane of wind.
685
00:39:59,004 --> 00:40:00,008
[Red Jack cries out]
686
00:40:02,004 --> 00:40:03,011
[Red Jack laughing]
687
00:40:21,010 --> 00:40:22,019
[Larry] Oh, my God.
688
00:40:22,021 --> 00:40:24,019
Are these all his victims?
689
00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:26,013
[Larry] Which would
have been us, too.
690
00:40:26,015 --> 00:40:27,013
[grunts]
691
00:40:34,005 --> 00:40:35,003
[grunts]
692
00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,014
[grunts]
693
00:40:37,016 --> 00:40:39,001
[both yelling]
694
00:40:42,014 --> 00:40:45,013
[Cliff] Couldn't just be easy,
could it? No.
695
00:40:45,015 --> 00:40:47,009
Couldn't just be,
"Oh, hey, Dad.
696
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:50,015
I missed you. I can't believe
you're still alive
all this time!
697
00:40:50,017 --> 00:40:55,007
Cool robot body. Come on in.
Have a beer. We'll catch up."
698
00:40:55,009 --> 00:40:57,001
Hey, you!
699
00:40:57,003 --> 00:40:59,009
Party's inside, lady.
Have a blast.
700
00:40:59,011 --> 00:41:02,008
Hey, do me a favor and say hi
to my grandkid for me.
All right?
701
00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:05,018
While you're at it, save me
a piece of gender reveal cake.
702
00:41:06,023 --> 00:41:08,008
My grandkid.
703
00:41:08,010 --> 00:41:11,018
I can't believe
I'm gonna have a grandkid.
704
00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:13,019
I gonna fucking miss out
on that, too.
705
00:41:13,021 --> 00:41:17,021
I'm gonna miss everything.
It's just not fucking fair.
706
00:41:17,023 --> 00:41:19,005
[Jane] Cliff.
707
00:41:21,014 --> 00:41:23,008
It's not fair, Jane.
708
00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:26,000
I know I wasn't
the perfect dad,
but I did the best I could.
709
00:41:26,002 --> 00:41:29,001
And this, all this,
it wasn't my fault.
710
00:41:30,016 --> 00:41:31,022
You're right.
711
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:33,021
It wasn't.
712
00:41:36,006 --> 00:41:37,005
But this...
713
00:41:38,013 --> 00:41:39,011
This is.
714
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,022
[Cliff] Shit.
715
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,022
I completely fucked up,
didn't I?
716
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,010
Yeah, dude.
717
00:41:56,012 --> 00:41:57,011
[Cliff sighs]
718
00:41:58,004 --> 00:41:59,003
We both did.
719
00:42:01,009 --> 00:42:03,000
[Cliff] Listen,
let's get out of here.
720
00:42:10,019 --> 00:42:12,003
[Cliff] You coming?
721
00:42:16,004 --> 00:42:18,007
[Dorothy sobbing]
722
00:42:24,011 --> 00:42:26,014
Please be okay.
723
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:29,002
Don't cry, darling.
724
00:42:32,005 --> 00:42:34,010
-Oh...
-[continues crying]
725
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,023
[sniffles]
726
00:42:45,012 --> 00:42:47,005
Look what I did.
727
00:42:49,005 --> 00:42:51,003
Am I bad a person?
728
00:42:51,005 --> 00:42:52,003
No.
729
00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:55,011
We all make mistakes.
730
00:42:55,013 --> 00:42:59,010
The important thing to remember
is they don't define
who we are.
731
00:42:59,012 --> 00:43:02,010
I said I was sorry.
732
00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:04,023
But I don't think that
made it any better.
733
00:43:05,001 --> 00:43:06,011
Sometimes...
734
00:43:06,013 --> 00:43:08,004
when you make
a very big mistake,
735
00:43:08,006 --> 00:43:11,005
you have to do more
than just apologize.
736
00:43:11,019 --> 00:43:12,021
Like what?
737
00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:14,013
You must try to fix it.
738
00:43:14,015 --> 00:43:16,010
What if I can't?
739
00:43:24,013 --> 00:43:26,000
[Dorothy sniffles]
740
00:43:29,017 --> 00:43:31,003
[rain pattering]
741
00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:36,005
♪ For you dear, I was born ♪
742
00:43:41,018 --> 00:43:45,008
♪ For you I was raised up ♪
743
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:50,015
[device trilling and beeping]
744
00:43:50,017 --> 00:43:54,014
♪ For you I'll liveAnd for you I will die ♪
745
00:43:54,016 --> 00:43:58,004
♪ For you I am dying now ♪
746
00:44:05,008 --> 00:44:10,019
♪ You wereMy mad little lover ♪
747
00:44:12,006 --> 00:44:15,016
♪ In a world where everybody ♪
748
00:44:15,018 --> 00:44:20,023
♪ Fucks everybody else over ♪
749
00:44:23,018 --> 00:44:27,001
♪ You who are so far from me ♪
750
00:44:32,015 --> 00:44:35,010
♪ Yeah, far from me ♪
751
00:44:42,006 --> 00:44:44,002
[engine starts]
752
00:44:47,005 --> 00:44:49,005
[Larry] I can never
thank you enough.
753
00:44:49,007 --> 00:44:50,017
[Rita] You'll never have to.
754
00:44:50,019 --> 00:44:52,013
I'm always here for you.
755
00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:53,014
[Larry] I know.
756
00:44:55,013 --> 00:44:57,010
-That's the problem.
-What do you mean?
757
00:44:57,012 --> 00:44:59,023
Everywhere I go,
everything I do,
758
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:04,006
anyone I get close to,
it always ends in pain.
759
00:45:04,008 --> 00:45:07,001
You should get as far away
from me as you can.
760
00:45:07,003 --> 00:45:08,018
I'm a lost cause.
761
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,006
I thought I was, too, once.
762
00:45:14,008 --> 00:45:16,003
But then I met you.
763
00:45:20,004 --> 00:45:24,010
Lost causes aren't lost
if there's someone
to fight for them.
764
00:45:37,006 --> 00:45:39,010
Oh! [chuckles]
765
00:45:47,017 --> 00:45:51,021
♪ You told meYou'd stick by me ♪
766
00:45:55,015 --> 00:45:59,014
♪ Through the thickAnd through the thin ♪
767
00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:07,017
♪ Those were your very words ♪
768
00:46:07,019 --> 00:46:11,005
♪ My fair-weather friend ♪
769
00:46:11,023 --> 00:46:13,011
[crying]
770
00:46:18,022 --> 00:46:24,003
♪ You wereMy brave-hearted lover ♪
771
00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:29,014
♪ At the firstTaste of trouble ♪
772
00:46:29,016 --> 00:46:35,010
♪ Went running back to mother ♪
773
00:46:38,002 --> 00:46:40,022
♪ So far from me ♪
774
00:46:45,022 --> 00:46:49,000
♪ So far from me ♪
775
00:46:54,004 --> 00:46:55,014
♪ Suspended in... ♪
776
00:46:55,016 --> 00:46:57,020
[indistinct voices]
777
00:46:58,018 --> 00:46:59,020
[thud]
778
00:46:59,022 --> 00:47:02,000
[young girl talking
indistinctly]
779
00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:06,020
Hey!
780
00:47:08,003 --> 00:47:09,009
Hey! [echoes]
781
00:47:09,011 --> 00:47:12,012
Let me out right now,
you shitheads!
782
00:47:12,014 --> 00:47:13,023
[screaming]
783
00:47:14,023 --> 00:47:17,015
Let me out!
55193
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