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We've made it happen, she is joining
us now, Dame Emma of Willis.

We've made it happen, she is joining
us now, Dame Emma of Willis.

Oh, too much bragging!

Oh, too much bragging!

This programme contains
strong language

This programme contains
strong language

This programme contains
strong language

Welcome to
Big Brother: Best Shows Ever,

Welcome to
Big Brother: Best Shows Ever,

where we go back in time and we
visit some of the best episodes ever

where we go back in time and we
visit some of the best episodes ever

where we go back in time and we
visit some of the best episodes ever

from the Channel 4 series of
Big Brother

from the Channel 4 series of
Big Brother

and Celebrity Big Brother.

Now, Rylan and I have had many
sleepless nights

Now, Rylan and I have had many
sleepless nights

trying to pick out our favourite
episode.

trying to pick out our favourite
episode.

It has been so hard.

Many FaceTimes and neither of us had
any make-up on or anything,

Many FaceTimes and neither of us had
any make-up on or anything,

Many FaceTimes and neither of us had
any make-up on or anything,

we just looked at our worst but we
had to do it. Yeah.

we just looked at our worst but we
had to do it. Yeah.

It was hard, wasn't it, Rylan?

The hardest thing for me wasn't
the no make up,

it was the fact that every time we
FaceTimed each other

it was the fact that every time we
FaceTimed each other

we didn't have any clothes on.
DAVINA LAUGHS

we didn't have any clothes on.
DAVINA LAUGHS

I never have any clothes on.

I never have any clothes on.

It has been so difficult but, do you
know what? I think we've done it,
babe.

It has been so difficult but, do you
know what? I think we've done it,
babe.

So we're going back in time.

We're going back to 2010.

We're going back to 2010.

It's Celebrity Big Brother 7 and
it's day seven,

It's Celebrity Big Brother 7 and
it's day seven,

It's Celebrity Big Brother 7 and
it's day seven,

Ivana Trump has just arrived in the
house.

Ivana Trump has just arrived in the
house.

Ivana Trump has just arrived in the
house.

Ivana Trump. I mean, seriously,
come on.

Ivana Trump. I mean, seriously,
come on.

I mean, come again.

I mean, come again.

Let's just remind ourselves of how
she arrived.

Let's just remind ourselves of how
she arrived.

This is Pandora's box.

This is Pandora's box.

Tonight, we will attempt to do
something that the great
Harry Houdini

Tonight, we will attempt to do
something that the great
Harry Houdini

Tonight, we will attempt to do
something that the great
Harry Houdini

has not performed himself.

I will attempt to make my lovely
assistant disappear.

I will attempt to make my lovely
assistant disappear.

I will attempt to make my lovely
assistant disappear.

Step into the box. You see...

Step into the box. You see...

We close the box.

We close the box.

We say the magic words.

We say the magic words.

A-ting-a-ling-a-ling.
A school bell ring.

A-ting-a-ling-a-ling.
A school bell ring.

Booyaka booyaka!
We open the box and we see...

Booyaka booyaka!
We open the box and we see...

CHEERING
..that she has vanished.

CHEERING
..that she has vanished.

But wait, we must bring her back
from the nether region.

But wait, we must bring her back
from the nether region.

So what we do is we close the box.

So what we do is we close the box.

We close the box and we have to do
it with much more vigour but,

We close the box and we have to do
it with much more vigour but,

you at home time, you must do it
with me with much more vigour, like
so.

you at home time, you must do it
with me with much more vigour, like
so.

A-bing-a-ling-a-ling, school
bell ring.

A-bing-a-ling-a-ling, school
bell ring.

Booyaka booyaka!

We open the box.

And she has returned.

Surprise! Surprise!

Surprise! Surprise!

Is there a gentleman to help me out?

Is there a gentleman to help me out?

Thank you.

That scared the hell out of me!

I need to do that. Hi, I'm. Vinnie.
How are you? Hello.

I need to do that. Hi, I'm. Vinnie.
How are you? Hello.

Steve. Your name? Ivana. How are
you?

Steve. Your name? Ivana. How are
you?

Do you know what? I mean, it's mad
now to look back when you think that

Do you know what? I mean, it's mad
now to look back when you think that

Trump is in power and Ivana Trump
was in there

Trump is in power and Ivana Trump
was in there

and the stuff that she was talking
about.

and the stuff that she was talking
about.

And she was the ultimate princess,
high maintenance, right?

And she was the ultimate princess,
high maintenance, right?

I mean, completely. We've had a lot
of princesses, shall we say,

I mean, completely. We've had a lot
of princesses, shall we say,

over the years on Big Brother.

But I don't think many come that
close to Ivana Trump.

But I don't think many come that
close to Ivana Trump.

But I don't think many come that
close to Ivana Trump.

And the fact that she even walked in
that house,

And the fact that she even walked in
that house,

I think everyone's jaws dropped.

There's late arrivals and then there
is Ivana.

There's late arrivals and then there
is Ivana.

She wasn't the only big name,
though.

There was Sisqo, Stephen Baldwin,

There was Sisqo, Stephen Baldwin,

Stephanie Beacham and Vinnie Jones,
amongst others.

Stephanie Beacham and Vinnie Jones,
amongst others.

OK, so we're going to watch Ivana's
first day

OK, so we're going to watch Ivana's
first day

in the Celebrity Big Brother house.

2010, it's Celebrity Big Brother 7
and this is day seven.

2010, it's Celebrity Big Brother 7
and this is day seven.

2010, it's Celebrity Big Brother 7
and this is day seven.

Last night, Ivana became the 12th
housemate to enter

Last night, Ivana became the 12th
housemate to enter

Last night, Ivana became the 12th
housemate to enter

the Big Brother house.

Do you realise what this is?
Exercise ball.

Do you realise what this is?
Exercise ball.

No, shh, shh!

This is Ivana Trump's exercise ball.

This is Ivana Trump's exercise ball.

Yeah, I'm going to ask her if I can
use it.

Yeah, I'm going to ask her if I can
use it.

Jonas has come to the Diary Room.

Jonas has come to the Diary Room.

As you may have noticed,

As you may have noticed,

me and Kat

me and Kat

are a little bit closer
to each other,

are a little bit closer
to each other,

are a little bit closer
to each other,

I mean, than the rest
of the housemates.

I mean, than the rest
of the housemates.

Like, after the first days I just
felt like, wow, you know,

Like, after the first days I just
felt like, wow, you know,

Like, after the first days I just
felt like, wow, you know,

I think I've just met a soulmate.

I think I've just met a soulmate.

She's so funny, always smiling and
it's like...

She's so funny, always smiling and
it's like...

It's very, you don't meet that kind
of people that often,

It's very, you don't meet that kind
of people that often,

especially not like...

..being very pretty and cute
as well. That's a bonus.

..being very pretty and cute
as well. That's a bonus.

..being very pretty and cute
as well. That's a bonus.

..being very pretty and cute
as well. That's a bonus.

I mean, I feel that there is
a connection between us.

I mean, I feel that there is
a connection between us.

I mean, I feel that there is
a connection between us.

But the only thing, you know,
I think she feels really bad about,

But the only thing, you know,
I think she feels really bad about,

But the only thing, you know,
I think she feels really bad about,

But the only thing, you know,
I think she feels really bad about,

you know, that she's got
a boyfriend.

you know, that she's got
a boyfriend.

It's just, I like her.

It's just, I like her.

I like her very much and we're in
here together

I like her very much and we're in
here together

and sometimes you have to be
a little bit selfish, I think.

and sometimes you have to be
a little bit selfish, I think.

and sometimes you have to be
a little bit selfish, I think.

And I mean we're both enjoying it,
so why not?

And I mean we're both enjoying it,
so why not?

So I'm very, very happy
that I met Kat.

So I'm very, very happy
that I met Kat.

So I'm very, very happy
that I met Kat.

I hope she feels the same way.

Nicola, Heidi and Sov are
in the lounge.

Nicola, Heidi and Sov are
in the lounge.

What's up, Heidi?

I can't do it any more.

You can, Heidi Fly. Of course you
can.

You can, Heidi Fly. Of course you
can.

No.

You can't leave cos who would Vinnie
have to look after if you left?

You can't leave cos who would Vinnie
have to look after if you left?

He'd figure it out.

I have to, I can't do it any more.

I have to, I can't do it any more.

He'd fall apart without you here,
Heidi.

Vinnie does not fall apart, that is
one tough guy.

Vinnie does not fall apart, that is
one tough guy.

He needs someone to look after.

Oh, he's a tough guy.

You're a busy man, Vinnie. Busy?

You're a busy man, Vinnie. Busy?

Do you find your life, when you wake
up in the morning till you go to
bed,

Do you find your life, when you wake
up in the morning till you go to
bed,

completely chocker?

completely chocker?

That's my only thing, I don't get
time with my loved ones because of
that.

That's my only thing, I don't get
time with my loved ones because of
that.

So what do you do? You go on tour
or...?

So what do you do? You go on tour
or...?

It's more like... It's all over
the place.

It's more like... It's all over
the place.

I do something called ultimate
fighting, mixed martial arts, have
you heard of that? Mm-hm.

I do something called ultimate
fighting, mixed martial arts, have
you heard of that? Mm-hm.

Wrestling, jujitsu and kick boxing,
boxing.

Wrestling, jujitsu and kick boxing,
boxing.

So we have to be good at all these
different areas.

So we have to be good at all these
different areas.

You have to wrestle, you have to do
jujitsu.

You have to wrestle, you have to do
jujitsu.

What about singing?

Singing as well, you know! Maybe I
should start that.

Singing as well, you know! Maybe I
should start that.

You could hurt people a lot more by
singing at them than hitting them.

You could hurt people a lot more by
singing at them than hitting them.

That could be... I seriously
think you could get, you know,

That could be... I seriously
think you could get, you know,

those big war cries that people
have?

I was saying earlier on, I've got
a funky book,

I was saying earlier on, I've got
a funky book,

I'm really into martial arts.

I've got this funky book where you
can kill a man with his shout.

I've got this funky book where you
can kill a man with his shout.

Kiai they call it in karate. Kiai!

Kiai they call it in karate. Kiai!

It's quite a shout. You have to do
it for black belt, don't you?

It's quite a shout. You have to do
it for black belt, don't you?

It's quite a shout. You have to do
it for black belt, don't you?

I'm a black belt in origami.

I'm a black belt in origami.

I'm a black belt in no-can-do and
bullshit too.

I'm a black belt in no-can-do and
bullshit too.

Shopping! Shopping! A black belt in
shopping!

Shopping! Shopping! A black belt in
shopping!

Shopping! Shopping! A black belt in
shopping!

Aren't you a Grand Master? That's
right! You've developed it.

Aren't you a Grand Master? That's
right! You've developed it.

Do you get grief when you go out
though? People come up to you.

Do you get grief when you go out
though? People come up to you.

Yes. That's a headache.

There is a technique. There is
a technique which you do

There is a technique. There is
a technique which you do

and I think Stephanie knows it very
well.

and I think Stephanie knows it very
well.

When I go let's say to the airport
and I don't want to be approached,

When I go let's say to the airport
and I don't want to be approached,

or on the street, I usually cast
my eyes down,

or on the street, I usually cast
my eyes down,

or on the street, I usually cast
my eyes down,

I walk fast, so people think that
you are in a hurry.

I walk fast, so people think that
you are in a hurry.

One thing I've found is that if you
carry a really bad carrier bag,

One thing I've found is that if you
carry a really bad carrier bag,

One thing I've found is that if you
carry a really bad carrier bag,

people judge you by your carrier
bags.

people judge you by your carrier
bags.

And you carry it, obviously people
look at the carrier back,

And you carry it, obviously people
look at the carrier back,

they don't bother to look at
your face.

I love the way that Ivana talks
about how to avoid, like,

I love the way that Ivana talks
about how to avoid, like,

contact with people. She's like no
eye contact, look down.

contact with people. She's like no
eye contact, look down.

contact with people. She's like no
eye contact, look down.

It's funny because when I was
presenting Big Brother,

It's funny because when I was
presenting Big Brother,

I was hounded, in a lovely way,

I was hounded, in a lovely way,

I was hounded, in a lovely way,

but like hounded, by kids
especially, nonstop, all the time.

but like hounded, by kids
especially, nonstop, all the time.

but like hounded, by kids
especially, nonstop, all the time.

And now I'm like, "Hound me! Hound
me!"

And now I'm like, "Hound me! Hound
me!"

Eyeballing everybody, like...

I actually have to say, when I met
her I really liked her.

I actually have to say, when I met
her I really liked her.

I actually have to say, when I met
her I really liked her.

A lot of people say that.

She was so sweet and gentle.

She was so sweet and gentle.

I think the thing with Ivana is
that she has come from relatively
humble beginnings.

I think the thing with Ivana is
that she has come from relatively
humble beginnings.

I think the thing with Ivana is
that she has come from relatively
humble beginnings.

I think the thing with Ivana is
that she has come from relatively
humble beginnings.

She talks a bit about that in this
episode.

She talks a bit about that in this
episode.

And, yet, she was catapulted
to this extraordinary wealth

And, yet, she was catapulted
to this extraordinary wealth

And, yet, she was catapulted
to this extraordinary wealth

and crazy life.

I love that she does a little sort
of diary of her year.

I love that she does a little sort
of diary of her year.

Well, January I'm here, February I'm
here on the boat and then we go...

Well, January I'm here, February I'm
here on the boat and then we go...

You know, she's like amazing.

Great accent, by the way. Thanks,
thanks.

Great accent, by the way. Thanks,
thanks.

But she's a very sweet, unassuming
woman, weirdly.

But she's a very sweet, unassuming
woman, weirdly.

Just dripping in designer everything
but lovely.

Just dripping in designer everything
but lovely.

Stay tuned, we'll be back right
after the break.

Stay tuned, we'll be back right
after the break.

Welcome back to
Big Brother: Best Shows Ever.

Welcome back to
Big Brother: Best Shows Ever.

And tonight, myself and Davina
are delving straight back

And tonight, myself and Davina
are delving straight back

into Celebrity Big Brother 7.

Stephanie and Jonas
are in the kitchen.

Stephanie and Jonas
are in the kitchen.

It's always said that mothers lose
sons.

It's always said that mothers lose
sons.

Oh, OK, when they get married?

Yes.

Another woman takes over?
That's right.

Another woman takes over?
That's right.

LAUGHING: OK.

Whereas, mothers don't lose
daughters.

Whereas, mothers don't lose
daughters.

HE LAUGHS

Well, I haven't, erm...
Well, you're only, what, 25?

Well, I haven't, erm...
Well, you're only, what, 25?

Yeah, 25.

You have time.

I have time. I'm not in a rush.

I have time. I'm not in a rush.

But I'm preparing.

You know, like,
just got a beautiful house.

You know, like,
just got a beautiful house.

Now, you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't have a girlfriend.

Now, you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't have a girlfriend.

Well, you probably do now.

HE LAUGHS

HE LAUGHS

Have you ever been to horse racing
in England?

Have you ever been to horse racing
in England?

I go to Ascot. Oh, yeah.

Because I'm here the month of June.
Yeah, yeah.

Because I'm here the month of June.
Yeah, yeah.

Usually, I go on Tuesday. Yeah.
And then I go for Ladies' Day.

Usually, I go on Tuesday. Yeah.
And then I go for Ladies' Day.

For the Ladies' Day.
I've never been to Ascot.

For the Ladies' Day.
I've never been to Ascot.

Ivana, do you find it
hard for your social class

Ivana, do you find it
hard for your social class

to relate to all other people?

It depends on the person.

It depends on the person.

If you are down-to-earth.

I came from, you know, born
in Czech, under Communistic regime.

I came from, you know, born
in Czech, under Communistic regime.

I came from, you know, born
in Czech, under Communistic regime.

You know, went through training
of the sport.

You know, went through training
of the sport.

But wasn't your family always...

But still, even though you came from
that, wasn't,

But still, even though you came from
that, wasn't,

you were always from
a very good family?

you were always from
a very good family?

My family, my father was architect,
and my mother was working,

My family, my father was architect,
and my mother was working,

like everybody else.
Hey, architect, wow.

like everybody else.
Hey, architect, wow.

But still, they really,
in Communism,

But still, they really,
in Communism,

they don't let you excel.

they don't let you excel.

They give you,
all education you can get,

They give you,
all education you can get,

up to university and all this stuff,
and they pay for it.

up to university and all this stuff,
and they pay for it.

But then, they try to keep you
not too wealthy, not too poor,

But then, they try to keep you
not too wealthy, not too poor,

like everybody in same level.

But we didn't have distractions.

But we didn't have distractions.

We didn't have discotheques.

You know, we didn't have drugs,
that's for sure.

You know, we didn't have drugs,
that's for sure.

It's like, if you were artist,
you know, like a ballerina,

It's like, if you were artist,
you know, like a ballerina,

we were... Or I was skier,
so, for me,

we were... Or I was skier,
so, for me,

I could not ski in Czech only.

I could not ski in Czech only.

I was allowed, as a team,
I would get a visa,

I was allowed, as a team,
I would get a visa,

and I was able to go to West.

and I was able to go to West.

Yeah. Because I had to go to
Austria for the races,

Yeah. Because I had to go to
Austria for the races,

I had to go to France for races,

I had to go to Switzerland
for races,

so I was one of the privileged.

We actually had visas. But not
a bodyguard, but really guard. Yeah.

We actually had visas. But not
a bodyguard, but really guard. Yeah.

We actually had visas. But not
a bodyguard, but really guard. Yeah.

Communists, they were watching us.
Yeah.

Communists, they were watching us.
Yeah.

They were afraid we would escape.

Yeah, afraid you were going to
flee the country, huh?

You know, you can ski through life,
then you are in another country.

You know, you can ski through life,
then you are in another country.

Yeah, yeah.

HE LAUGHS

It's true. See you.

Katia, Sov and Sisqo are at the
smoking area, talking about Ivana.

Katia, Sov and Sisqo are at the
smoking area, talking about Ivana.

Katia, Sov and Sisqo are at the
smoking area, talking about Ivana.

Katia, Sov and Sisqo are at the
smoking area, talking about Ivana.

I like her. Yeah. Yeah, she's nice.
She's instantly lovely.

I like her. Yeah. Yeah, she's nice.
She's instantly lovely.

She is so fucking rich.

Like, stupid, stupid rich.

Like, stupid, stupid rich.

How much do you think she's worth?
Probably like triple-digit million.

How much do you think she's worth?
Probably like triple-digit million.

How much do you think she's worth?
Probably like triple-digit million.

Dude, it's just crazy,
when you know people that rich,

Dude, it's just crazy,
when you know people that rich,

you feel like before we were
even in the industry.

you feel like before we were
even in the industry.

you feel like before we were
even in the industry.

It's like, "Oh, I'm a millionaire?"
That's like...

It's like, "Oh, I'm a millionaire?"
That's like...

That's like $20 to them.

That's like $20 to them.

Wow.

And then, her daughter's rich.

And then, her daughter's rich.

I mean, you know,
her daughter's beautiful.

I mean, you know,
her daughter's beautiful.

Yeah, yeah.
So, does she have kids with...?

Yeah, yeah.
So, does she have kids with...?

Yeah. She got...

Yeah. She got...

She got a couple, I think.
But I know her one daughter.

She got a couple, I think.
But I know her one daughter.

I think is a...
I,I,I, Ivanka or something.

I think is a...
I,I,I, Ivanka or something.

I think is a...
I,I,I, Ivanka or something.

Ivanka Trump or something.

Ivanka Trump or something.

And she, she's like really pretty
and really rich.

And she, she's like really pretty
and really rich.

Pretty and rich.

Rich and pretty.

Yeah. What a combination.

# So rich, so pretty. #

She was on the
Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous.

She was on the
Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous.

They were showing all their
yachts and houses, and...

They were showing all their
yachts and houses, and...

It's just nuts,

like stuff that you never think
you would ever see in person.

like stuff that you never think
you would ever see in person.

Oh, fuck.

SHE LAUGHS

Oh, no.

Sat down too fast.

Sat down too fast.

Yeah, that'll never come out.

It will.

I'm just breaking his balls.
Oh...

I'm just breaking his balls.
Oh...

His balls have been broken.

HE LAUGHS

THEY LAUGH

THEY LAUGH

I think we're all losing it
a little bit.

I think we're all losing it
a little bit.

Well, when you think of it,

Well, when you think of it,

we've got everything here to...

we've got everything here to...

..keep everyone up in a good mood.

..keep everyone up in a good mood.

Have we? Yeah.

Stevie's always positive. Yeah.

Stevie's always positive. Yeah.

Well, together with the Lord. Yeah.

Well, together with the Lord. Yeah.

SHE LAUGHS

SHE LAUGHS

And...

And...

Yeah, we're partying and just...

..making fools out of ourselves
sometimes. Yeah.

..making fools out of ourselves
sometimes. Yeah.

You're falling off the couch
and things all the time.

You're falling off the couch
and things all the time.

Mm.

Sov is making funny noises,
and you're small and cute,

Sov is making funny noises,
and you're small and cute,

running around
like a little house cat.

running around
like a little house cat.

Alex is very entertaining-looking,
especially working out.

Alex is very entertaining-looking,
especially working out.

HE MIMICS GROANING

HE MIMICS GROANING

And Vinnie,
well, he's our daddy.

And Vinnie,
well, he's our daddy.

THEY LAUGH

THEY LAUGH

I'll kick your ass out of here.

I'll kick your ass out of here.

Hey.

Hey.

Cold ears.

Cold ears.

You taste good.

SHE LAUGHS

SHE LAUGHS

And you're always laughing
and always smiling.

And you're always laughing
and always smiling.

That's really good. Yeah. Yeah.

One smile...

I used to think that
if you can make another person smile

I used to think that
if you can make another person smile

I used to think that
if you can make another person smile

at least once a day, then you're...

at least once a day, then you're...

You've done, you've had a good day.

You've done, you've had a good day.

You make all of us smile.

You make all of us smile.

Oh... Thank you.

Did you eat toast?

Did you eat toast?

Did you eat?

Yeah. It was horrible.

THEY LAUGH

Did you try... Ow...

You know what?

It's OK, because I'm leaving
today.

It's OK, because I'm leaving
today.

I can't help it. Don't do it.

I can't do it. I can't.

I can't do it.
Mind you, if you miss your birds...

I can't do it.
Mind you, if you miss your birds...

You will be missed.
And you've only just woken up.

You will be missed.
And you've only just woken up.

Yeah, where are your birds now?
Come on. And you're so funny.

Yeah, where are your birds now?
Come on. And you're so funny.

Yeah, where are your birds now?
Come on. And you're so funny.

I'll miss the bluntness.

Yeah.

Fuck.

I don't want anyone to go.

I don't want anyone to go.

I have a fancy lady now.

I have a fancy lady now.

She's great.

She's so out of it.

She's so out of it.

She fucking, she doesn't hear
what you say half the time.

She fucking, she doesn't hear
what you say half the time.

Really?
Yeah, you say one thing,

she answers a whole nother thing.

THEY LAUGH

I haven't noticed that.
I haven't noticed.

Yeah, like, last night,
trying to talk to her,

I'd say one thing,
she answers a whole other thing.

I was like, "Whatever, lady."

I was like, "Whatever, lady."

Like, that's a dead one.
Are you having a black tea?

Like, that's a dead one.
Are you having a black tea?

Yeah. Black tea's wicked.
Don't leave it in.

That'll clear you out.

I leave it in there
for about five minutes.

Did you put some marzipan in there?

This is our sugar, Ivana.

This is our sugar, Ivana.

It's the icing off the cake.
Icing, no?

It's the icing off the cake.
Icing, no?

Yeah, that's what we had to use.
We had no sugar.

It works really. Does it? Yeah.
You know what? It's a sugar.

It works really. Does it? Yeah.
You know what? It's a sugar.

Yeah. Sugar. And you know what?

Yeah. Sugar. And you know what?

It must have some kind of flavour in
it. Yeah.

Like a vanilla or something.
It's really nice.

Like a vanilla or something.
It's really nice.

Hello, Heidi. Hello.

Hello, Heidi. Hello.

How are you?

OK, but I think
I'm ready to go home.

Could you explain to Big Brother

why you think you're ready
to go home, Heidi?

Erm, because...

Erm, because...

Er, I'm not comfortable any more.

Er, I'm not comfortable any more.

What aren't you comfortable with
in the Big Brother House, Heidi?

What aren't you comfortable with
in the Big Brother House, Heidi?

I don't like the showering,
I don't like... I'm just not...

I don't like the showering,
I don't like... I'm just not...

I want my food, I want my things.

I want my food, I want my things.

How does everyone else seem to
be coping

with the situation in the house?

They're doing a great job.

They're doing a great job.

It's a nice home, nice people.

It's a nice home, nice people.

I'm not here to say anything bad
about anyone, but I just...

I'm not here to say anything bad
about anyone, but I just...

I'm not in the zone for it.

I'm not in the zone for it.

Do you think that, given more time,
you would be in the zone for it,

Do you think that, given more time,
you would be in the zone for it,

and you would find it more
comfortable in the House?

and you would find it more
comfortable in the House?

This is a time in my life
where I'm just not tough enough.

This is a time in my life
where I'm just not tough enough.

Big Brother would just like to
make sure that you're not making

Big Brother would just like to
make sure that you're not making

any hasty decisions,

and that you've properly
thought through

everything that you're saying.

Big Brother suggests you try talking
to your fellow housemates

Big Brother suggests you try talking
to your fellow housemates

Big Brother suggests you try talking
to your fellow housemates

and just take some time to see
how you feel in the House.

and just take some time to see
how you feel in the House.

Should you still feel the same way,
then please do come

Should you still feel the same way,
then please do come

and talk to Big Brother again.

OK.

Thank you, Heidi.

How are you feeling today?

How are you feeling today?

I have to go.

Hm? I have to leave.

I can't do it.

You have to leave? Yeah.

You have to leave? Yeah.

Yeah. I get that.

I told them.
I said, "I've got to go."

I told them.
I said, "I've got to go."

But if you do go, girl,
I'm coming to see you.

But if you do go, girl,
I'm coming to see you.

And don't worry,
I won't be staying the night.

And don't worry,
I won't be staying the night.

I'll stay in Vegas, but I'll come...

I'll take care of you. Don't worry.

You'll all be hooked up.

Don't worry,
I know how to take care of people.

Don't worry,
I know how to take care of people.

I always do.

Is there anything that...we can do?

Is there anything that...we can do?

No, I'm just, I guess,
right now is a bad time in my life,

No, I'm just, I guess,
right now is a bad time in my life,

where I just want my own shower,
my own things, you know?

where I just want my own shower,
my own things, you know?

Normal things.
I want my birds, I want my normal.

Normal things.
I want my birds, I want my normal.

So, there's nothing we can do?

There's nothing...
There's not a...?

No, Its, mentally, when you click,

No, Its, mentally, when you click,

just once you go one that zone,
you don't come back.

just once you go one that zone,
you don't come back.

Yeah. You don't think...?
It's not to do with us?

Yeah. You don't think...?
It's not to do with us?

You've dealt with far more
difficult people.

Oh, it's nothing to do with
you guys. You guys are easy. Yes.

Oh, it's nothing to do with
you guys. You guys are easy. Yes.

No, I, I would hate it if you leave.
Because...

No, I, I would hate it if you leave.
Because...

It seems, obviously, for us,
it seems like you're getting

It seems, obviously, for us,
it seems like you're getting

better and better every day,
coming into yourself. Thank you.

better and better every day,
coming into yourself. Thank you.

Is it because I'm next to you
now in bed? Is that what it is?

Is it because I'm next to you
now in bed? Is that what it is?

So sweet, dude.

HE CHUCKLES

Heidi's not making it. She's not?

Heidi's not making it. She's not?

I'm surprisingly upset.

Because, we... You know...

Because, we... You know...

What, she's hit the brick wall?

Yeah.

I sort of read it.

It's, it's like, "Vinnie,
I want this, Vinnie, I want that."

It's, it's like, "Vinnie,
I want this, Vinnie, I want that."

And it's like, you know,
hold on a minute,

there's more people in here,
Heidi, you know?

there's more people in here,
Heidi, you know?

It's like, "I want,
I want," like a little, you know...

It's like, "I want,
I want," like a little, you know...

I could tell, you know, today,
finally, I thought,

I could tell, you know, today,
finally, I thought,

"She has hit the brick wall."

But there's nothing that
one can offer in...

But there's nothing that
one can offer in...

Was she talking about it there?
Yeah.

Though she would be such a loss.

But that's just being selfish.

From time to time,

Big Brother asks housemates to
ensure the mirrors are kept clean.

Big Brother asks housemates to
ensure the mirrors are kept clean.

Big Brother asks housemates to
ensure the mirrors are kept clean.

Oh.

Psst! Psst!

Alex. Yes?

It's me, the tree.

HE LAUGHS

Don't look at me.
Please, be subtle. OK.

Don't look at me.
Please, be subtle. OK.

Just keep cleaning, and don't let on
that you're talking to the tree.

Just keep cleaning, and don't let on
that you're talking to the tree.

Just keep cleaning, and don't let on
that you're talking to the tree.

OK.

Nice wrist action, Alex.
Oh, thank you.

Nice wrist action, Alex.
Oh, thank you.

HE LAUGHS

So, how much do you want
your punchbag?

So, how much do you want
your punchbag?

Oh, you know that.

Oh, God, you know that.

I'd love it.

I can sort it for you to have
your punchbag for one hour.

I can sort it for you to have
your punchbag for one hour.

Yeah. If...you do something for me.

Yeah. If...you do something for me.

If it involves anything to do with
Vinnie, I'll gladly do it.

If it involves anything to do with
Vinnie, I'll gladly do it.

HE LAUGHS

Alex. Yeah?

I want you to kick the shit out of
the snowman.

I want you to kick the shit out of
the snowman.

Oh, God!

If you totally smash it up,
Bruce Lee-stylee,

If you totally smash it up,
Bruce Lee-stylee,

you'll get your punchbag.

All right. It's a deal.

If you don't, the whole
House will experience

If you don't, the whole
House will experience

the wrath of the Tree Of Temptation.

Well, you don't want to
experience that.

Are you up for it?

I'll give it a go. I'll do it.

Alex...

You must not tell anyone about this
conversation,

before or after you annihilate
the snowman.

before or after you annihilate
the snowman.

OK. Alex, you're not allowed
to hint,

OK. Alex, you're not allowed
to hint,

pull any stupid facial expressions,

pull any stupid facial expressions,

or any other way let on that you've
made a pact with the tree.

or any other way let on that you've
made a pact with the tree.

or any other way let on that you've
made a pact with the tree.

No, worries.

And, erm...

And what?

And, erm...

Spit it out.

HE LAUGHS

You're a cheeky tree.

Right, I'd like to go in and change,

Right, I'd like to go in and change,

then I'm going to come out
and smash it up.

In your own time.

Go and get changed and smash
that snowman up.

Go and get changed and smash
that snowman up.

OK.

OK.

HE SIGHS

How's the harem? Let's do
the whole house, man. OK.

How's the harem? Let's do
the whole house, man. OK.

You're done? Yeah, I'm done.

You're done? Yeah, I'm done.

Actually, I'm going to go and change
into something a bit more easier

Actually, I'm going to go and change
into something a bit more easier

to...clean,

cos, erm...my clothes
aren't the best cleaning clothes.

cos, erm...my clothes
aren't the best cleaning clothes.

cos, erm...my clothes
aren't the best cleaning clothes.

I don't mean to be a dick, but...

I don't mean to be a dick, but...

You forgot that one.

There is a fingerprint.

Where's the fingerprint?
LAUGHING: Yeah. Where?

Where's the fingerprint?
LAUGHING: Yeah. Where?

You saw that, too.
I can see it from here, actually.

Yeah, you've got to do
it with an angle to see it.

Yeah, you've got to do
it with an angle to see it.

Oh, cos we way shorter than he is,
so he can't see that.

Oh, cos we way shorter than he is,
so he can't see that.

Yeah, exactly.

Short people.

THEY LAUGH

What's wrong with us?

Sorry.

It's just a different world up here,
you know?

It's just a different world up here,
you know?

SISQO LAUGHS

It's a different world up here.

Have you seen Jonas do Arnie?
Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Have you seen Jonas do Arnie?
Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Do your Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Jonas.

AS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER:
What the fuck?

AS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER:
What the fuck?

You're starting to kill me.

You're starting to kill me.

HE GROANS

HE GROANS

I'm a cop, you idiot.

I'm a cop, you idiot.

I don't think so.

That would be something I would...

Poor little Gustav.

SHE GASPS

He's broke Gustav.

What are you doing?

Who is in the garden? Oh.

What's he doing?

What's he doing?

Know what? He's just
getting frustrations out.

Know what? He's just
getting frustrations out.

But I don't think he's frustrated.

No. He's very happy fellow.

Yeah, he's very...

HE GROANS

Oh, no! What?

Oh, no! What?

Do you think he's all right?
Oh, my God!

Do you think he's all right?
Oh, my God!

HE GROANS

HE GROANS

It's like his opponent, so he has to
go and fight against something.

It's like his opponent, so he has to
go and fight against something.

It's like his opponent, so he has to
go and fight against something.

Oh, my God.

My God!
But he has only sneaker.

My God!
But he has only sneaker.

HE GROANS

HE GROANS

HE GROANS

HE GROANS

Secret task.
I promise you, secret task.

Secret task.
I promise you, secret task.

Yeah. Yeah.

HE GROANS

HE GROANS

He must...

THEY LAUGH

Oh, he's completely bollocksed now,
in't he?

He's knackered.

HE GROANS

Oh, he missed it!

That's crazy, man.

It's like the Incredible Hulk.

It's like the Incredible Hulk.

Oh, the tree might have told him,
the tree might have told him.

Oh, the tree might have told him,
the tree might have told him.

The tree's told him. Yeah.

THEY APPLAUD AND LAUGH

THEY APPLAUD AND LAUGH

We are speechless, guys.

We are speechless, guys.

That's job done, eh?

Ah, OK, this is the tree? OK.

Oh, great. Come on.

He's laughing.

Fabulous. Wow.

Did the tree tell you to do that?

Did the tree tell you to do that?

No.

Fabulous. You liar!
I just felt like doing it.

Fabulous. You liar!
I just felt like doing it.

Alex, are your legs
going to be bleeding?

Alex, are your legs
going to be bleeding?

I had just to get
some aggression out.

I was a bit angry.

Don't go anywhere, because we've got
even more Big Brother

Don't go anywhere, because we've got
even more Big Brother

coming up straight after this.

Welcome back. We are going back in
time to Celebrity Big Brother 7.

Welcome back. We are going back in
time to Celebrity Big Brother 7.

Welcome back. We are going back in
time to Celebrity Big Brother 7.

So I am so thrilled because, Davina,

So I am so thrilled because, Davina,

as much as this has been

a pleasure, working with my Big
Mother, I can't forget my

a pleasure, working with my Big
Mother, I can't forget my

a pleasure, working with my Big
Mother, I can't forget my

Big Sister and, guys, we've made it
happen, she is joining us now.

Big Sister and, guys, we've made it
happen, she is joining us now.

Big Sister and, guys, we've made it
happen, she is joining us now.

Dame Emma of Willis! Oh!
Too much praise. Yay!

Dame Emma of Willis! Oh!
Too much praise. Yay!

Dame Emma of Willis! Oh!
Too much praise. Yay!

Too much praise. How you doing?
We're really good.

Too much praise. How you doing?
We're really good.

So what are your memories, Emma,
of Celebrity Big Brother 7?

So what are your memories, Emma,
of Celebrity Big Brother 7?

So what are your memories, Emma,
of Celebrity Big Brother 7?

Well, it was the first time
I'd ever worked on it,

Well, it was the first time
I'd ever worked on it,

so it was a massive,
massive thing for me

so it was a massive,
massive thing for me

to just be a part of a show that
I had watched since its conception.

to just be a part of a show that
I had watched since its conception.

to just be a part of a show that
I had watched since its conception.

So to be there and be part of that
family with you was just, like...

So to be there and be part of that
family with you was just, like...

So to be there and be part of that
family with you was just, like...

Boom! ..totally just took me away,

Boom! ..totally just took me away,

but I think from the series itself,

but I think from the series itself,

it has to be the Tree of Temptation.
Yes!

it has to be the Tree of Temptation.
Yes!

It was just absolutely brilliant

It was just absolutely brilliant

and the guy that played the tree was
such a master with tasks.

and the guy that played the tree was
such a master with tasks.

and the guy that played the tree was
such a master with tasks.

Alex Reid and the snowman is
obviously a memory that

Alex Reid and the snowman is
obviously a memory that

none of us can forget.

Stephen Baldwin being the way
Stephen Baldwin was.

Stephen Baldwin being the way
Stephen Baldwin was.

Actual Stephen Baldwin. Actual
Stephen Baldwin!

Actual Stephen Baldwin. Actual
Stephen Baldwin!

Actual Baldwin in the house! What?!

Actual Baldwin in the house! What?!

A real movie star, what?

A real movie star, what?

And the other thing that I loved
about the Tree of Temptation

And the other thing that I loved
about the Tree of Temptation

is that he was just so rude to the
celebrities. Oh, so rude!

is that he was just so rude to the
celebrities. Oh, so rude!

is that he was just so rude to the
celebrities. Oh, so rude!

Hearing somebody be told to piss
off by a tree is just -

Hearing somebody be told to piss
off by a tree is just -

Hearing somebody be told to piss
off by a tree is just -

a celebrity - so good. This is the
content we want,

a celebrity - so good. This is the
content we want,

this is the content we want. I know!

this is the content we want. I know!

You just remember him going, "Oi!
Oi! Alex. Oi!" Like, "Ooh, yeah?"

You just remember him going, "Oi!
Oi! Alex. Oi!" Like, "Ooh, yeah?"

You just remember him going, "Oi!
Oi! Alex. Oi!" Like, "Ooh, yeah?"

Let's get back to the house.

Heidi has come to the Diary Room.

Heidi has come to the Diary Room.

Heidi, earlier today you
came to Big Brother

and said that you wish to live
the Big Brother House. Yeah.

and said that you wish to live
the Big Brother House. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm OK, I calmed down.

I've no idea what was making me
so irritable,

I've no idea what was making me
so irritable,

but something was
making me very irritable.

I have no idea what, I guess I...
You know...

I have no idea what, I guess I...
You know...

I have no idea what, I guess I...
You know...

I don't know.

So just to confirm and clarify for
Big Brother, Heidi,

So just to confirm and clarify for
Big Brother, Heidi,

you wish to stay in the
Big Brother House? Yes.

you wish to stay in the
Big Brother House? Yes.

Where do you spend most of your
time? That's a really good question.

Where do you spend most of your
time? That's a really good question.

I really want... You know, January,
I'm usually in New York.

I really want... You know, January,
I'm usually in New York.

It's why I'm here because usually
January it's a slow month. Yeah.

It's why I'm here because usually
January it's a slow month. Yeah.

February, I'm usually,
I do some of the travelling

February, I'm usually,
I do some of the travelling

February, I'm usually,
I do some of the travelling

and then I go on the cruise.

A friend of mine,
in Caribbean,

A friend of mine,
in Caribbean,

he charters the boat, a big boat,
you know, a cruise liner and he

he charters the boat, a big boat,
you know, a cruise liner and he

he charters the boat, a big boat,
you know, a cruise liner and he

invites hundreds of his best friends
on it and we go for ten days.

invites hundreds of his best friends
on it and we go for ten days.

Well, you know she's had multiple
husbands.

Well, you know she's had multiple
husbands.

Three. Yeah. Yeah?

Three. Yeah. Yeah?

What, all rich? No.

What, all rich? No.

Two and three. What?

Two and three were younger,
good-looking,

Two and three were younger,
good-looking,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

So, the minute, I mean, when we
were sitting...

So, the minute, I mean, when we
were sitting...

Oh, you put Alex in the frame. Oh!

Oh, you put Alex in the frame. Oh!

So literally when she sat down last
night...

So literally when she sat down last
night...

Right? That's not nice.
I said to him...

Right? That's not nice.
I said to him...

But I didn't say anything rude,
I said, "Be careful."

But I didn't say anything rude,
I said, "Be careful."

But I didn't say anything rude,
I said, "Be careful."

And he said, "What do you mean?"
I said, "Well, you know.

And he said, "What do you mean?"
I said, "Well, you know.

"You're a perfect target."
He said, "What do you mean?"

"You're a perfect target."
He said, "What do you mean?"

I said..."She'll get on your
good side...

I said..."She'll get on your
good side...

I said..."She'll get on your
good side...

"and then before you know it,
three years will have passed,

"and then before you know it,
three years will have passed,

"you'll have 3 to 5 million
in the bank

"you'll have 3 to 5 million
in the bank

"and she'll throw you
on the scrapheap."

And he goes just like this,
he goes, "3 to 5 million?"

And he goes just like this,
he goes, "3 to 5 million?"

Look at him.
Look, look, look.

Look at him.
Look, look, look.

STEPHEN AND VINNIE LAUGH

STEPHEN AND VINNIE LAUGH

You're worse than them women,
you are. You really are.

You're worse than them women,
you are. You really are.

I don't know what you're
talking about.

Katia and Jonas are in the bedroom.

Katia and Jonas are in the bedroom.

SHE LAUGHS

No! Come on!

It's too bright in here. It's too
bright in here? Yeah.

It's too bright in here. It's too
bright in here? Yeah.

THEY GIGGLE

THEY GIGGLE

Alex has been called to the
Diary Room.

Alex has been called to the
Diary Room.

Hello, Alex. Hi.

Hello, Alex. Hi.

Big Brother is very impressed that
you completely annihilated

Big Brother is very impressed that
you completely annihilated

the snowman for the
Tree of Temptation

the snowman for the
Tree of Temptation

and that you kept quiet to
your fellow housemates. Thank you.

and that you kept quiet to
your fellow housemates. Thank you.

Your reward, as promised
by the Tree of Temptation,

Your reward, as promised
by the Tree of Temptation,

is one hour with your punchbag.

Awesome.

Doesn't it make you feel awkward
that everyone's watching? No.

Doesn't it make you feel awkward
that everyone's watching? No.

The whole of England. No.

The whole of England. No.

You don't care? "Oh, God, fuck!"
No, I don't care.

You don't care? "Oh, God, fuck!"
No, I don't care.

You don't care? "Oh, God, fuck!"
No, I don't care.

Their problem.

But everyone's going to know what
you're like and stuff.

But everyone's going to know what
you're like and stuff.

But everyone's going to know what
you're like and stuff.

Everyone's going to know what
it looks like.

Why did you go in here
in the first place?

Why did you go in here
in the first place?

I know but I didn't think this
was going to happen!

I know but I didn't think this
was going to happen!

Everyone's going to know what you
look like when you kiss and stuff.

Everyone's going to know what you
look like when you kiss and stuff.

Everyone's going to know what you
look like when you kiss and stuff.

Everyone's going to know.

Doesn't that bother you? No.

Doesn't that bother you? No.

No, it doesn't bother me at all.

It's showbiz.

I was talking to Nicky earlier
and I realised that

I was talking to Nicky earlier
and I realised that

since I've been 14,
the longest time that I've been

since I've been 14,
the longest time that I've been

since I've been 14,
the longest time that I've been

not in a relationship has been,
like, two weeks.

not in a relationship has been,
like, two weeks.

You've always
been in a relationship?

I always end, I don't look for them,
I just end up in them.

I always end, I don't look for them,
I just end up in them.

They always happen to me. I'll be
like, "No, no, no," then it happens.

They always happen to me. I'll be
like, "No, no, no," then it happens.

They always happen to me. I'll be
like, "No, no, no," then it happens.

And I'm quite picky as well.

And I'm quite picky as well.

I always end up in one. So how do
you end up in one? Like...?

I always end up in one. So how do
you end up in one? Like...?

I don't know, I just end up...

I don't know, I just end up...

spending lots of time with someone,
then it just happens.

spending lots of time with someone,
then it just happens.

spending lots of time with someone,
then it just happens.

You can't control what happens.

You can't control what happens.

I'm probably a stupid idiot
as well but...

I'm probably a stupid idiot
as well but...

I'm probably a stupid idiot
as well but...

still I'm not a selfish person.

still I'm not a selfish person.

Choo, choo, choo, choo,
choo, choo, choo!

Choo, choo, choo, choo,
choo, choo, choo!

Stop, man. But I mean not that I
know of.

Stop, man. But I mean not that I
know of.

Are you going to do that to me?
No, darling.

Are you going to do that to me?
No, darling.

JONAS AND KATIA GIGGLE

It's out of bounds.
That would be weird.

It's out of bounds.
That would be weird.

I'm just glad to...

I'm just glad to...

I'm just glad to...

have fun for a moment, like...
Hi, guys, how are you doing? Hm?

have fun for a moment, like...
Hi, guys, how are you doing? Hm?

have fun for a moment, like...
Hi, guys, how are you doing? Hm?

How are you doing? Good. OK. Fine.

How are you doing? Good. OK. Fine.

Yo! Oh, sorry! I forgot!
I forgot. Oh, sorry. You have to...

Yo! Oh, sorry! I forgot!
I forgot. Oh, sorry. You have to...

Yo! Oh, sorry! I forgot!
I forgot. Oh, sorry. You have to...

I... Somebody... Are you OK? Yes!

I... Somebody... Are you OK? Yes!

Good position.

THEY LAUGH

THEY LAUGH

Sorry.

Sorry.

It was a scary sight.
SHE LAUGHS

It was a scary sight.
SHE LAUGHS

It's been 58 minutes since Alex was
rewarded with one hour's

It's been 58 minutes since Alex was
rewarded with one hour's

It's been 58 minutes since Alex was
rewarded with one hour's

use of his punchbag for making
a pact with the Tree of Temptation.

use of his punchbag for making
a pact with the Tree of Temptation.

use of his punchbag for making
a pact with the Tree of Temptation.

I'll rebuild him.

I will bring you back to life!
Save you!

I will bring you back to life!
Save you!

Come back to me!

Come back to me!

This is Big Brother.

This is Big Brother.

Big Brother hopes your workout was
beneficial, Alex.

Big Brother hopes your workout was
beneficial, Alex.

Your time is now up.

Big Brother reminds you that you're
pact with the Tree of

Big Brother reminds you that you're
pact with the Tree of

Temptation should forever remain a
secret from your fellow housemates.

Temptation should forever remain a
secret from your fellow housemates.

Yeah. Be warned, you do not want to
upset the Tree of Temptation.

Yeah. Be warned, you do not want to
upset the Tree of Temptation.

Absolutely.

Please leave the gloves in
the Task Room

and return to the house through
the Diary Room. Erm...

and return to the house through
the Diary Room. Erm...

what do I... Have you got any
idea what I can tell

what do I... Have you got any
idea what I can tell

my friends in the house
what I've been

my friends in the house
what I've been

doing, for being sweaty?
Or should I use my imagination?

doing, for being sweaty?
Or should I use my imagination?

doing, for being sweaty?
Or should I use my imagination?

Big brother thinks you should
use your imagination, Alex. OK.

Big brother thinks you should
use your imagination, Alex. OK.

OK.

OK.

Now, was that a task? I don't know.
He's not allowed to say.

Now, was that a task? I don't know.
He's not allowed to say.

Now, was that a task? I don't know.
He's not allowed to say.

I know it was. I know 100% it was.
When you asked him about it,

I know it was. I know 100% it was.
When you asked him about it,

he went, "No, no, no, I just did
it," but his head goes down.

he went, "No, no, no, I just did
it," but his head goes down.

But look, what sort of guy is Alex?

But look, what sort of guy is Alex?

He's one of the nicest guys ever,
he would never go out

He's one of the nicest guys ever,
he would never go out

and smash the crap out of
that snowman.

and smash the crap out of
that snowman.

Well, he wouldn't have got the
thought on his own, that's for sure.

Well, he wouldn't have got the
thought on his own, that's for sure.

What have you been doing, wet boy?

They've just made me sing that
song for an hour. What? No.

They've just made me sing that
song for an hour. What? No.

Sing that song for an
hour as punishment.

Sing that song for an
hour as punishment.

Punishment for what? I can't even
remember it now. It's gone crazy.

Punishment for what? I can't even
remember it now. It's gone crazy.

They played... Punishment for what?

They played... Punishment for what?

Well, for kicking the snowman
to pieces.

Well, for kicking the snowman
to pieces.

But I thought you were asked to do
that? No, it's punishment.

But I thought you were asked to do
that? No, it's punishment.

Wait a minute, I don't understand.
I just had to sing this silly song

Wait a minute, I don't understand.
I just had to sing this silly song

and dance like an idiot for an hour.
Wait!

and dance like an idiot for an hour.
Wait!

What happened to you? In the
Task Room. That's not sweat.

What happened to you? In the
Task Room. That's not sweat.

No, no, no. That's not sweat? That's
sweat. Do you want a kiss?

No, no, no. That's not sweat? That's
sweat. Do you want a kiss?

No, no, no. That's not sweat? That's
sweat. Do you want a kiss?

What happened to you?

I just had to sing this song and
dance to the song.

I just had to sing this song and
dance to the song.

I can't, I'm just...doing my head
in, dance like an idiot for

I can't, I'm just...doing my head
in, dance like an idiot for

two hours and 45 minutes.
To that song? Yeah. Why?

two hours and 45 minutes.
To that song? Yeah. Why?

As punishment for knocking
the snowman down.

As punishment for knocking
the snowman down.

Oh, so they didn't tell you to do
that. No.

Oh, so they didn't tell you to do
that. No.

OK, how can that be a pun...?
But... OK.

OK, how can that be a pun...?
But... OK.

I wasn't supposed to knock it down.
You were supposed to? No, I wasn't.

I wasn't supposed to knock it down.
You were supposed to? No, I wasn't.

Why? Well, because they thought it
was unjust to you

Why? Well, because they thought it
was unjust to you

and the other housemates.

And why did you do it? Just cos
I just wanted to beat it up.

And why did you do it? Just cos
I just wanted to beat it up.

I knew you wouldn't mind. So...
I'm not buying it.

I knew you wouldn't mind. So...
I'm not buying it.

I knew you wouldn't mind. So...
I'm not buying it.

No, I'm not buying it either.
No way.

No, I'm not buying it either.
No way.

I mean, it's like... I mean...

I mean, it's like... I mean...

Every time I mucked it up, they made
me do push-ups.

Every time I mucked it up, they made
me do push-ups.

In the end, I couldn't even
sing the song.

Push-ups and sit-ups
and squat thrusts.

Every time I was singing the song,
I can't even remember, I've sang it

Every time I was singing the song,
I can't even remember, I've sang it

so much, they made me do
push-ups, sit-ups

so much, they made me do
push-ups, sit-ups

for kicking his snowman down.

I'm baffled. He wouldn't... Why
would you go and knock the snowman?

I'm baffled. He wouldn't... Why
would you go and knock the snowman?

I'm baffled. He wouldn't... Why
would you go and knock the snowman?

It doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make sense.

Do you know what I think?

Do you know what I think?

Maybe they said, "If you knock the
snowman down,

Maybe they said, "If you knock the
snowman down,

"we'll let you have a sauna
or a steam." Yeah.

"we'll let you have a sauna
or a steam." Yeah.

Eh? Yeah.

Eh? Yeah.

He's tricky. I'd watch him. Yeah.

He's tricky. I'd watch him. Yeah.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense at all.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense at all.

They've rewarded him. Eh?

They've rewarded him. Eh?

I don't know.

SHE LAUGHS
Let's go.

SHE LAUGHS
Let's go.

Vinnie has been reading the
Big Brother rules for nine minutes.

Vinnie has been reading the
Big Brother rules for nine minutes.

You know when you've got no
glycogen in the you,

You know when you've got no
glycogen in the you,

you just get puffed straight away.

Yeah, but cos you haven't eaten,
you'll get dizzy an' all.

Yeah, but cos you haven't eaten,
you'll get dizzy an' all.

It'll make you a bit dizzy. That's
all right. I'm all right with that.

It'll make you a bit dizzy. That's
all right. I'm all right with that.

It'll make you a bit dizzy. That's
all right. I'm all right with that.

I know, it's low blood sugar, is not
a big deal. I'm saying

I know, it's low blood sugar, is not
a big deal. I'm saying

if you're turning your head that
much to look in the mirrors,

if you're turning your head that
much to look in the mirrors,

you might get dizzy, you know?
HE LAUGHS

you might get dizzy, you know?
HE LAUGHS

you might get dizzy, you know?
HE LAUGHS

I never get dizzy
looking in the mirror, mate.

I never get dizzy
looking in the mirror, mate.

See, you technically could be
thrown out. Why?

See, you technically could be
thrown out. Why?

For using physical violence. What
against? The snowman.

For using physical violence. What
against? The snowman.

For using physical violence. What
against? The snowman.

ALEX LAUGHS

Could be.
But that's not a housemate.

Could be.
But that's not a housemate.

"The Big Brother will intervene
and may remove you from the house

"The Big Brother will intervene
and may remove you from the house

"if you break the rules,
threaten or use physical violence or

"if you break the rules,
threaten or use physical violence or

"behave in an unacceptable way that
could cause serious offence

"behave in an unacceptable way that
could cause serious offence

"to any other housemate or to the
viewing public."

"to any other housemate or to the
viewing public."

Imagine all them kids
that are crying their eyes out now?

Imagine all them kids
that are crying their eyes out now?

I could have been.
Oh, you're right, yeah.

I could have been.
Oh, you're right, yeah.

You've just done yourself with all
the people watching.

You've just done yourself with all
the people watching.

Oh, well. If I get thrown out,
I still go home.

Oh, well. If I get thrown out,
I still go home.

Oh, well. If I get thrown out,
I still go home.

Always look on the bright
side of life. If what?

Always look on the bright
side of life. If what?

Always look on the bright
side of life. Yeah?

Always look on the bright
side of life. Yeah?

Could have been my cunning plan.

Yeah, but unless WE put you up,
you can't go.

Yeah, but unless WE put you up,
you can't go.

HE LAUGHS
See what I mean?

HE LAUGHS
See what I mean?

Yeah, but you just said
I could get thrown out.

Yeah, but you just said
I could get thrown out.

You could, officially, according to
this.

You could, officially, according to
this.

Yeah, but by...not without...
By not with you.

You've use physical
violence on a snowman.

You've use physical
violence on a snowman.

That's all for now
but we'll see you in five.

That's all for now
but we'll see you in five.

Welcome back to Big Brother:
Best Shows Ever,

Welcome back to Big Brother:
Best Shows Ever,

and we are going back
a whole decade tonight,

and we are going back
a whole decade tonight,

and we're revisiting
Celebrity Big Brother 7.

and we're revisiting
Celebrity Big Brother 7.

I can't let this
opportunity pass me,

I can't let this
opportunity pass me,

because I'm looking at you both now,
virtually, side-by-side,

because I'm looking at you both now,
virtually, side-by-side,

because I'm looking at you both now,
virtually, side-by-side,

and, Emma, I need to ask you
this question. What?

and, Emma, I need to ask you
this question. What?

When you got that call to say,
"We want you to come and be

When you got that call to say,
"We want you to come and be

When you got that call to say,
"We want you to come and be

"the host of Big Brother", after
working with the Big Mother herself.

"the host of Big Brother", after
working with the Big Mother herself.

"the host of Big Brother", after
working with the Big Mother herself.

I know.
What was going through your mind?

I know.
What was going through your mind?

How the fuck am I going to do that?

LAUGHTER

Quite literally!

Yeah, it was a moment of terror
and joy in equal measure that,

Yeah, it was a moment of terror
and joy in equal measure that,

you know, you've been a massive
fan of the show for so long,

you know, you've been a massive
fan of the show for so long,

watching it, working on it
in different ways,

watching it, working on it
in different ways,

whether it was kind of doing the
online stuff,

whether it was kind of doing the
online stuff,

or working on Little Brother,
and then doing Bit On The Side,

or working on Little Brother,
and then doing Bit On The Side,

to then kind of get that call
and go,

right, come on, your time is now.

You poo your pants a little bit,

You poo your pants a little bit,

you think you can never
follow the queen,

you think you can never
follow the queen,

so just try and do as good a job as
possible.

so just try and do as good a job as
possible.

You did a very, very, very good job,
Emma. Thank you.

You did a very, very, very good job,
Emma. Thank you.

You did a very, very, very good job,
Emma. Thank you.

Oh, can I just say,
forgetting the fact that

Oh, can I just say,
forgetting the fact that

I ever worked on this show, this is
a moment, guys. This is a moment.

I ever worked on this show, this is
a moment, guys. This is a moment.

I ever worked on this show, this is
a moment, guys. This is a moment.

This is a moment.

Well, I wish we were all together,
that's what's so annoying.

Well, I wish we were all together,
that's what's so annoying.

Can we have a virtual cuddle,
like, outside of the screen?

Can we have a virtual cuddle,
like, outside of the screen?

Like, I'd love to give you both a
squeeze.

Like, I'd love to give you both a
squeeze.

Really, really hard!

Right, I think
it's time we head back to the house.

Right, I think
it's time we head back to the house.

"8:33 PM.

"8:33 PM.

"Big Brother has given housemates
the opportunity to have a

"Big Brother has given housemates
the opportunity to have a

"Saturday night down the pub,
and has provided them

"Saturday night down the pub,
and has provided them

"with discussion topics,
alcohol and bar snacks.

"with discussion topics,
alcohol and bar snacks.

"with discussion topics,
alcohol and bar snacks.

"Ex-soldier Alex picked out war.
What is it good for?"

"Ex-soldier Alex picked out war.
What is it good for?"

"Ex-soldier Alex picked out war.
What is it good for?"

I, I don't believe
in fighting is the answer,

I, I don't believe
in fighting is the answer,

but sometimes evil exists,

and man has to fight for what he
believes in.

and man has to fight for what he
believes in.

I think war's inevitable.

Wars are disgusting.
I think war IS inevitable.

Wars are disgusting.
I think war IS inevitable.

Yes, but does that mean it,
you can't,

Yes, but does that mean it,
you can't,

you just shut your eyes
and bury your head in the sand?

you just shut your eyes
and bury your head in the sand?

It's happening, as we speak,
right now,

It's happening, as we speak,
right now,

atrocities committed
around the world.

atrocities committed
around the world.

Do we let these evil warlords
carry on killing children,

Do we let these evil warlords
carry on killing children,

cutting them up and enslaving them?

I believe... This is why I became
a soldier, to fight for freedom

I believe... This is why I became
a soldier, to fight for freedom

and democracy,
to right the wrongs of the world.

and democracy,
to right the wrongs of the world.

I don't believe that's
the way to do things,

I don't believe that's
the way to do things,

and now I believe in doing...
I can influence the world

and now I believe in doing...
I can influence the world

a better way, by being
a celebrity, so to speak,

a better way, by being
a celebrity, so to speak,

a better way, by being
a celebrity, so to speak,

and using that celebrity to greater,
you know,

and using that celebrity to greater,
you know,

making life-changing films.

It's quite heavy, but I'd rather do
that than fire a gun.

It's quite heavy, but I'd rather do
that than fire a gun.

Another subject, or...?
Yeah, I reckon we've done that.

Another subject, or...?
Yeah, I reckon we've done that.

Has anyone got anything they would
like to add?

Has anyone got anything they would
like to add?

Anything? War is shit. Right?

Anything? War is shit. Right?

Ivana's question. Ivana's next.

Ivana's question. Ivana's next.

My topic, it's really...

My topic, it's really...

SHE LAUGHS

Can money buy you love?

Can money buy you love?

Can money buy you love? Absolutely.
Love?

Can money buy you love? Absolutely.
Love?

Oh, yeah. Love? Hell no.
Not in the long run.

Buy nice things and you can be
romantic with it,

Buy nice things and you can be
romantic with it,

but you can be romantic without
it,

but you can't BUY love.

It can buy you love but it doesn't
buy you happiness.

It can buy you love but it doesn't
buy you happiness.

It depends on what you mean love is.

You've got to ask the question,
what is happiness, though?

You've got to ask the question,
what is happiness, though?

To some people, being rich
and ignorant is very happy.

To some people, being rich
and ignorant is very happy.

I'd like to be very rich
and ignorant, and not understand...

I'd like to be very rich
and ignorant, and not understand...

Just because you're rich doesn't
mean you're ignorant.

Just because you're rich doesn't
mean you're ignorant.

I know, it doesn't, but what I'm
saying is I'd LIKE to be.

I know, it doesn't, but what I'm
saying is I'd LIKE to be.

You want to be ignorant?
Then I could be very happy. Why?

You want to be ignorant?
Then I could be very happy. Why?

You'd like to be able to
make the choice.

If you're stupid, if you're stupid
and you've got a lot of money,

If you're stupid, if you're stupid
and you've got a lot of money,

I think you'd be VERY happy.
But what is happy? Are you happy?

I think you'd be VERY happy.
But what is happy? Are you happy?

Do you know what?
If you were stupid and had money,

Do you know what?
If you were stupid and had money,

you wouldn't have it long,
would you? No.

you wouldn't have it long,
would you? No.

So what's the general consensus?
Can money buy you love? I think so.

So what's the general consensus?
Can money buy you love? I think so.

So what's the general consensus?
Can money buy you love? I think so.

No. No way. You think it does?

No. No way. You think it does?

I think it can.

It can buy many things,
but it can't buy love.

It can buy many things,
but it can't buy love.

I think it can.

OK, all in favour of if you think
money can buy love, raise your hand.

OK, all in favour of if you think
money can buy love, raise your hand.

100%. Not in my case,
but I've seen it can.

Who is yes and who is no?
Who is no?

Who is yes and who is no?
Who is no?

I think it can,
it's possible that it can. Yeah.

I think it can,
it's possible that it can. Yeah.

If people are shallow enough.
I have a third answer. Yeah?

If people are shallow enough.
I have a third answer. Yeah?

I think money can buy you what you
believe is love.

I think money can buy you what you
believe is love.

I think money can buy you what you
believe is love.

Exactly. Yeah.

OK, next question. Next question.

This is deep, this is deep.

This is deep, this is deep.

Bums, boobs or legs?

Bums, boobs or legs?

Bums. Oh...

Bums. Oh...

Booty! Hands up for arse.

Booty! Hands up for arse.

# I like big butts
And I cannot lie! #

# I like big butts
And I cannot lie! #

Hands up for arse. Wait, wait, wait,
hold up. Hands up for boobs.

Hands up for arse. Wait, wait, wait,
hold up. Hands up for boobs.

Wait, let's not throw ourselves
under a bus here. Hands up for both.

Wait, let's not throw ourselves
under a bus here. Hands up for both.

I can't sit and say one of them.

No, I can't say one or the other.

No, I can't say one or the other.

Sometimes you just get everything,
though.

Sometimes you just get everything,
though.

I've got to admit,
I do like Sisqo's bum.

I've got to admit,
I do like Sisqo's bum.

LAUGHTER AND GROANS

That's ridiculous.
That is a one-off.

It was an experience seeing that
bugger.

It was an experience seeing that
bugger.

This week, I'm a bum woman.

SISQO LAUGHS

This week!

Yeah, shall we for the sake of
this week

Yeah, shall we for the sake of
this week

all just be honorary bum people?

Oh, man!

Do you think girls appreciate bums
the same way boys appreciate

Do you think girls appreciate bums
the same way boys appreciate

girls' bums? Of course. Yes.

I just found that out the other day.

I just found that out the other day.

I'm more worried about my bum
than I am my boobs.

I'm more worried about my bum
than I am my boobs.

What topic have you got?
Moving, here we go. All right?

What topic have you got?
Moving, here we go. All right?

Mine's probably plastic surgery.
Plastic surgery.

Mine's probably plastic surgery.
Plastic surgery.

Obviously you've got to do what you
want to do. Do it if you want.

Obviously you've got to do what you
want to do. Do it if you want.

Yeah, I want boobs.

Yeah, I want boobs.

It can go over the top, though.
It is your body, it is your money.

It can go over the top, though.
It is your body, it is your money.

People can do whatever
they want to do. Of course.

People can do whatever
they want to do. Of course.

But I think there should be
some protection.

But I think there should be
some protection.

I think if somebody's
unhappy in the way they look

I think if somebody's
unhappy in the way they look

and they have a chance to have
cosmetic surgery,

they should have it done.

Because if you have an accident,
yeah?

Because if you have an accident,
yeah?

I tell you about plastic surgery,
it's not only it enhances you,

I tell you about plastic surgery,
it's not only it enhances you,

you want to have bigger boobs or
whatever it is,

plastic surgery is also very
important for your confidence,

plastic surgery is also very
important for your confidence,

and confidence is everything.

If you have a bad nose and you say,
I'm ugly or I have a horrible nose.

If you have a bad nose and you say,
I'm ugly or I have a horrible nose.

If you have a bad nose and you say,
I'm ugly or I have a horrible nose.

Or a little winky.

And it puts you down, if this one is
the case, just get it done.

And it puts you down, if this one is
the case, just get it done.

If you think that your boobs are
sagging, then lift up,

If you think that your boobs are
sagging, then lift up,

because it really affect your
confidence, which affects your life.

because it really affect your
confidence, which affects your life.

Yeah.

Who was your favourite housemate in
there?

Who was your favourite housemate in
there?

I think I changed,
I flip-flopped quite a lot on it.

I think I changed,
I flip-flopped quite a lot on it.

Stephen, obviously,
I found fascinating.

Stephen, obviously,
I found fascinating.

Heidi, again,
absolutely fascinating. Yes.

Heidi, again,
absolutely fascinating. Yes.

Heidi, again,
absolutely fascinating. Yes.

But I think it was the evolution of
Alex Reid. Yeah.

But I think it was the evolution of
Alex Reid. Yeah.

You know, from the most hated
person, going in,

You know, from the most hated
person, going in,

to the winner coming out.

Yeah.

I remember on the finale,
just going,

I remember on the finale,
just going,

is he going to do it,
is he really going to do it?

You know, when he's up against
Vinnie and Dane, you're like,

You know, when he's up against
Vinnie and Dane, you're like,

can he really do it? No, surely?
And he went and did it. Mm.

can he really do it? No, surely?
And he went and did it. Mm.

We get to see this side to people
that we've never seen.

We get to see this side to people
that we've never seen.

Sometimes not for great reasons,

Sometimes not for great reasons,

but in Alex's case, for brilliant
reasons. Yeah.

but in Alex's case, for brilliant
reasons. Yeah.

Right, we're going to take a quick
break,

and we'll see you straight after
this.

Welcome back. So, we are delving
into Celebrity Big Brother 7.

Welcome back. So, we are delving
into Celebrity Big Brother 7.

Welcome back. So, we are delving
into Celebrity Big Brother 7.

Let's get back to the house action.

NARRATOR: Most of the housemates
are asleep.

NARRATOR: Most of the housemates
are asleep.

SNORING

SNORING

This is a, this is a...

It's not a chance for me,
but it's...

It's not a chance for me,
but it's...

I've been hammered, sort of thing,
for 20 years, you know,

I've been hammered, sort of thing,
for 20 years, you know,

in the press and that? For real?
Yeah, really.

in the press and that? For real?
Yeah, really.

A lot of it, I brought on myself,
don't get me wrong.

A lot of it, I brought on myself,
don't get me wrong.

But if you play football
and you play crap,

But if you play football
and you play crap,

you don't mind people saying,
you know, you play crap, you know?

you don't mind people saying,
you know, you play crap, you know?

Mm-hm.

But when you play well
and they still say you're crap,

But when you play well
and they still say you're crap,

because that's what... you know,
they jump on the bandwagon,

because that's what... you know,
they jump on the bandwagon,

that sort of pissed me off,
you know what I mean?

that sort of pissed me off,
you know what I mean?

And then, now, there's, you know,
like, with the acting,

And then, now, there's, you know,
like, with the acting,

they couldn't say anything
with the acting,

because I was winning
all the awards.

because I was winning
all the awards.

So, all right, you've all said
what you want to say,

So, all right, you've all said
what you want to say,

this, that and the other,

come in here for three weeks,
and it doesn't lie, I'm not trying

come in here for three weeks,
and it doesn't lie, I'm not trying

come in here for three weeks,
and it doesn't lie, I'm not trying

to be any different, you know,
I'm not putting on an act.

to be any different, you know,
I'm not putting on an act.

But I just want, now,
all them knockers or whatever

But I just want, now,
all them knockers or whatever

But I just want, now,
all them knockers or whatever

But I just want, now,
all them knockers or whatever

just to decide for themselves.

just to decide for themselves.

And they might decide, yeah,
he is a wanker. That's fair enough.

And they might decide, yeah,
he is a wanker. That's fair enough.

At least we've all got an honest...

At least we've all got an honest...

Everyone will have
an honest opinion.

Everyone will have
an honest opinion.

Whereas he can say, yeah,
he's an idiot,

Whereas he can say, yeah,
he's an idiot,

he can say he's an idiot,
he can say...

he can say he's an idiot,
he can say...

But then all of a sudden,
someone will say, well,

hold on a minute, I thought...
Like, I honestly thought...

hold on a minute, I thought...
Like, I honestly thought...

I thought, um, Alex was a first
class prat when I first came in.

I thought, um, Alex was a first
class prat when I first came in.

I thought, um, Alex was a first
class prat when I first came in.

And now I've got...

Now I've seen him over a week
and I've gone, well, hold on,

Now I've seen him over a week
and I've gone, well, hold on,

he's not a bad lad.
He's an absolute sweetheart.

he's not a bad lad.
He's an absolute sweetheart.

Yeah, he's not a bad lad at all.

Plus, you know, he says this,
that and the other, but at the end

Plus, you know, he says this,
that and the other, but at the end

of the day, he's only been
in the public eye for six months.

of the day, he's only been
in the public eye for six months.

And you do, I done the same,
you say silly things

And you do, I done the same,
you say silly things

and this, that and the other,
and it sticks with you. Yeah.

and this, that and the other,
and it sticks with you. Yeah.

You know he was saying about this
cross-dressing?

You know he was saying about this
cross-dressing?

He's no more
a cross-dresser than I am.

I think... I think I...

I think I too wanted to,
you know, have a look -

I think I too wanted to,
you know, have a look -

I think I too wanted to,
you know, have a look -

am I a bitch?

But I'm not, actually.

I'm a bit sharp-tongued, maybe,
but I'm not a bitch. Yeah.

I'm a bit sharp-tongued, maybe,
but I'm not a bitch. Yeah.

So I think there is part of that.

I do think now, though, that I
probably could last the three weeks.

I do think now, though, that I
probably could last the three weeks.

I do think now, though, that I
probably could last the three weeks.

I know.

Whereas before, the first couple
of days were really hard for me.

Whereas before, the first couple
of days were really hard for me.

Whereas before, the first couple
of days were really hard for me.

I think I was very emotional.

I was hiding it by... Were you?

I was hiding it by... Were you?

Yeah, by washing up and really
keeping myself busy, you know?

Yeah, by washing up and really
keeping myself busy, you know?

Yeah, by washing up and really
keeping myself busy, you know?

Well, I cannot see how you
couldn't be here till the very end,

Well, I cannot see how you
couldn't be here till the very end,

Well, I cannot see how you
couldn't be here till the very end,

Vinnie, I just can't see
how you couldn't be.

Vinnie, I just can't see
how you couldn't be.

I would... I'd rather...

I would... I'd rather...

Honestly, for...

I think there's... Yeah, I think
there's definitely people...

I think there's... Yeah, I think
there's definitely people...

..that we're going to nominate,
I don't think there's...

..that we're going to nominate,
I don't think there's...

I think everybody sort of knows
that I would go tomorrow,

I think everybody sort of knows
that I would go tomorrow,

and it wouldn't bat
an eyelid for me,

where it would to most of them, it
would be a defeat to a lot of them.

where it would to most of them, it
would be a defeat to a lot of them.

I had thought that I would be
utterly happy to experience an out.

I had thought that I would be
utterly happy to experience an out.

I had thought that I would be
utterly happy to experience an out.

But I could very happily
stay for another week.

But I could very happily
stay for another week.

But I could very happily
stay for another week.

I think I would really be unhappy
with first elimination now.

I think I would really be unhappy
with first elimination now.

I think I would really be unhappy
with first elimination now.

Not funny.

I think little Kat will so regret...

I think little Kat will so regret...

I don't think she will.

She's not intelligent enough.
Too young.

She's not intelligent enough.
Too young.

Well, that's partly why you think,
do you...?

Well, that's partly why you think,
do you...?

I don't think it will do her
any harm, what she's doing.

I don't think it will do her
any harm, what she's doing.

No, probably not.
I don't think it'll do her any harm.

No, probably not.
I don't think it'll do her any harm.

It'll make her a big, you know,
a big face, I think.

It'll make her a big, you know,
a big face, I think.

I think it'll make her...

She came in here
sort of quite well known,

She came in here
sort of quite well known,

I think she'll go out massive.

She's very much like a cat,

She's very much like a cat,

and if you notice,
she's a gentle pilferer.

and if you notice,
she's a gentle pilferer.

This sort of, "Oh!" Heidi boot.

This sort of, "Oh!" Heidi boot.

"Oh!" Nicki flower.

"Oh!" Nicki flower.

She's just... She's just...
She's just...

She's just... She's just...
She's just...

She's a taker. She's a taker.
She's an exotic... She's an orchid.

She's a taker. She's a taker.
She's an exotic... She's an orchid.

She's a taker. She's a taker.
She's an exotic... She's an orchid.

She has no roots of her own, she...
Is that what orchids do, is it?

She has no roots of her own, she...
Is that what orchids do, is it?

She has no roots of her own, she...
Is that what orchids do, is it?

Yeah, they, they...
You literally grow them

Yeah, they, they...
You literally grow them

Yeah, they, they...
You literally grow them

on something else. Do you?

on something else. Do you?

I didn't know that. They're a sort
of parasite, if you like.

I didn't know that. They're a sort
of parasite, if you like.

Mmm.

He was quite scary, the tree.

He was quite scary, the tree.

Yeah, he was.

Like, I mean,
I never got to meet the tree,

but, I mean, you spent time with the
tree and I just think sometimes...

but, I mean, you spent time with the
tree and I just think sometimes...

Oi! Oi! It's me, the tree! No!
All right, Dave, how you doing?

Oi! Oi! It's me, the tree! No!
All right, Dave, how you doing?

Oi! Oi! It's me, the tree! No!
All right, Dave, how you doing?

How are you?

I'm good, all right, I'm good.
Who's that you've got with you?

I'm good, all right, I'm good.
Who's that you've got with you?

Um, this is Rylan. Hi, tree.

Ryman's? What, as in the stationers?

Ryman's? What, as in the stationers?

Tree, I've got to be honest with
you, I've waited years to meet you.

Tree, I've got to be honest with
you, I've waited years to meet you.

When I was in the Big Brother house,
you weren't around,

When I was in the Big Brother house,
you weren't around,

I was a bit gutted.

Where have you been?

Well, when it all
finished on Channel 4,

they said I was no longer needed.

So I got pulped. Oh!

So I got pulped. Oh!

My remnants somehow ended up on eBay

and I was bought by Dean
from Big Brother 2.

and I was bought by Dean
from Big Brother 2.

To be fair, you've been
a bit of a disappointment,

To be fair, you've been
a bit of a disappointment,

so I think it's back to
the chipper for you

and we'll turn you into
a nice sideboard

like behind Divina, how's that?
SHE GASPS

like behind Divina, how's that?
SHE GASPS

If you're not careful, Rylan,
I'll get you

If you're not careful, Rylan,
I'll get you

and I'll get you the full wrath
of the Tree of Temptation! Yeah...

and I'll get you the full wrath
of the Tree of Temptation! Yeah...

No matter where you are.
Yeah, all right, mate.

No matter where you are.
Yeah, all right, mate.

That's so ten years ago.
Piss off! Yeah... Piss off!

That's so ten years ago.
Piss off! Yeah... Piss off!

Bye, all the best,
in the chipper you go.

Sorry about it, sorry about it.

So, that was
Celebrity Big Brother 7,

So, that was
Celebrity Big Brother 7,

and what a Celebrity Big Brother it
was. It really, really was indeed.

and what a Celebrity Big Brother it
was. It really, really was indeed.

and what a Celebrity Big Brother it
was. It really, really was indeed.

And a massive thank you to lovely
Emma Willis, who we adore, as ever.

And a massive thank you to lovely
Emma Willis, who we adore, as ever.

And a massive thank you to lovely
Emma Willis, who we adore, as ever.

And a massive thank you to lovely
Emma Willis, who we adore, as ever.

Thank you so much for watching
along with us. Davina, night-night.

Thank you so much for watching
along with us. Davina, night-night.

Night-night.

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