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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:42,080 Some say the ocean never used to exist in our world 2 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,164 it was formed by... 3 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:52,411 The wandering tears from people's sorrows 4 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,123 I just had a dream 5 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:36,827 you are awake? 6 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:39,869 I was about to drown 7 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:42,202 it was not a dream 8 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:44,999 you came very close 9 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:47,161 you cut somebody off 10 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:48,782 the surfer was about to complain 11 00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:50,453 but then you got sucked under the wave 12 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:54,416 why did you try to kill yourself, cousin? 13 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:55,497 I didn't, I was just... 14 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,081 Women, right? 15 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:58,744 Just find someone else! 16 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:04,036 Nowadays it's common for women to cheat too 17 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:06,703 when it happens 18 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,824 we just wave goodbye 19 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,619 why do you need to kill yourself? 20 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,364 I warned you about carman 21 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,455 thin lips 22 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:18,367 you know you can never trust a woman with thin lips? 23 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:22,121 You have me and your buddies 24 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:24,286 everybody came to visit you these past two days 25 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,243 we even wrote you a greeting card 26 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:26,831 what do we need in life? 27 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:31,327 Friends who understand and love you, right? 28 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:41,658 You cannot blame us 29 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:42,993 who could have guessed that 30 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,581 you would try to kill yourself right before your birthday? 31 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,699 Where are we supposed to get a card for that? 32 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:49,789 - Hi! - He is awake 33 00:04:49,792 --> 00:04:51,282 - hi! - You are awake! 34 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,661 - How are you? - I am glad you are okay, bro 35 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,282 and for the time being 36 00:04:55,292 --> 00:04:56,873 don't go surfing again 37 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,911 you might get emotional 38 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:01,158 why don't you lend me your surfboard 39 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,282 what's wrong with you? 40 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:05,449 Sean, drink some soup 41 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:09,531 my mom says gingseng soup is good for your recovery 42 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,158 I tried several pharmacies but couldn't find the best 43 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:15,489 - drink it - No, I don't have any appetite 44 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:20,782 how can you be like this? 45 00:05:20,792 --> 00:05:22,282 Just have some! 46 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:24,994 Forget it, don't mind him 47 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,036 it's up to you if you don't want to drink it 48 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,657 hey bro! 49 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:29,656 See how much we care about you? 50 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:30,531 Don't mind him 51 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:31,577 not every woman 52 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,868 is as bitchy as carman, okay? 53 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,536 - Exactly! - Like Lulu 54 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,624 she has been by your side the whole time! 55 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:37,705 Beautiful! 56 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:38,948 How about that, bro? 57 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,573 I have decided to organize 58 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:43,416 a 5-star party to cheer you up 59 00:05:43,417 --> 00:05:45,453 you can have as many women as you like 60 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:48,074 as crazy as you fancy 61 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,789 - ouch! - Crazy? How so? 62 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,657 It's for him! 63 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,243 Oh, wait 64 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:57,200 you look happy! You do! 65 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:58,490 - You are happy? - You are happy? 66 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,081 - You are really... - You are happy? 67 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,573 I spent three hours on this 68 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,119 and you are happy because of that party? 69 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:04,490 Cheer up party! 70 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:12,661 Sun entertainment culture limited making film limited 71 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:13,998 Beijing j.Q. Spring pictures limited 72 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,643 kashgar j.Q. Media & culture company limited present 73 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:19,910 a making film productions limited production 74 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:26,164 executive producers Alvin chau Alex dong tam wai pong qin Hong 75 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:31,539 zhou dong yu 76 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:36,372 Chang hsiao chuan 77 00:06:45,708 --> 00:06:49,246 Editor wenders li 78 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:53,621 original music gabriele Roberto 79 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:57,496 director of photography radium cheung 80 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:01,530 production designer silver cheung 81 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:05,405 co-producers Cheng Mei lam Florence poon diwu tiefeng 82 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:09,405 associate producer Kenny chan 83 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:15,581 produced by pang ho-cheung subi liang 84 00:07:17,292 --> 00:07:19,328 based on short novel "nail clipper monster" by pang ho-cheung 85 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:22,166 written by luk yee sum duan duan Frances you 86 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:27,455 directed by Jason kwan 87 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,914 hey! Sean, don't give up! 88 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:36,787 Sean, do your best! 89 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:38,911 - Hey man! - Hey! 90 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,908 Take it easy, we're all here to support you 91 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:41,952 okay 92 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,744 hey! Sean - hey! Connie 93 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:49,286 how're you doing? 94 00:07:51,917 --> 00:07:54,124 - How're you feeling? - Good 95 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:57,116 these people helped me through my divorce 96 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:59,999 I'm sure they can help you too, give them a call 97 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 okay 98 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:09,282 They are... 99 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,539 This is... 100 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,707 Look, your friend Matt 101 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,619 launched a fan page for you 102 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:17,910 and tagged all our co-workers 103 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:19,248 I "liked" the page too 104 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,249 it has pictures and clips from your rescue 105 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,157 when will master be back? 106 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:29,158 He is already here, right upstairs 107 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:01,875 Master 108 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:07,990 whose board is this? 109 00:09:08,292 --> 00:09:09,372 Andrew's 110 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:13,748 it's too narrow! 111 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:17,533 But master, according to the quotation, it says 12 3/4 112 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:19,123 we've seen him surf before 113 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,741 he uses his right foot more 114 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:24,662 its volume needs to increase or it won't go forward 115 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,910 How are you? 116 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,659 I really wasn't trying to kill myself, master 117 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:36,532 I know you weren't 118 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,658 they all said you were, but I know you weren't 119 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,107 it was a problem with your technique 120 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,533 concentrate on boardmaking, don't surf anymore 121 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,115 master, you are so good at surfing 122 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,410 and at boardmaking 123 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:49,495 I should learn from you and be good at both too 124 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:50,956 you cannot force it 125 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,370 everyone's fate is different, we each walk a different path 126 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,037 I've surfed a lot but have suffered many injuries 127 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,244 that time when the board hit my head 128 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,664 I received a message from god 129 00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:08,249 he said, "stop surfing" 130 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,873 maybe he is telling you the same 131 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,082 hey! Don't force it! Stop surfing! 132 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,661 But you were already a champion then 133 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,619 I'm still so bad at it 134 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:21,286 who would trust a boardmaker who couldn't surf? 135 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,241 Come on 136 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:12,287 I spent half of my salary on these angels 137 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:13,914 I never asked for it 138 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:15,414 I'm too tired to play around now 139 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,995 but I have kept the best for you 140 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,457 so you can experience a world full of women 141 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:22,248 don't hang yourself over one tree 142 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,366 enjoy yourself tonight! 143 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,411 Make sure he drinks all of it 144 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:27,827 you got it 145 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,948 hi, Daisy 146 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,407 don't look if it makes you upset 147 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:37,620 I'm not upset, why should I be? 148 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:38,910 Who is he to me? 149 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:42,119 Plus I have no control over him, right? 150 00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:47,202 Cheers! Cheers! 151 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,494 Cheers! Cheers! Yeah! Yeah! 152 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:51,664 Wait, wait 153 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,615 - What are you laughing at? - What? 154 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,453 Why are men like that? 155 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:07,074 We can just throw a small party for him 156 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,957 what now? This is nasty! 157 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,161 Miss Lulu 158 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,578 you guys have known each other for years 159 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,073 if he's into you 160 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,368 he would have been yours already 161 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,114 how dare you! 162 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,581 Stop that, okay? 163 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,414 I am just telling the truth 164 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:26,575 fine, I call this a drug for a drug 165 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,790 you see, carman has hurt Sean so badly 166 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,578 typical methods won't comfort him 167 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,915 so we should use the most absurd 168 00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:35,874 tastiest, most heavenly activity 169 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,947 to get him out of his devestation 170 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,914 do you need this treatment too? 171 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,414 Of course not! 172 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,698 I have you 173 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:50,657 Sean 174 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:56,286 he's too drunk, okay? 175 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:57,281 You can take a break 176 00:12:57,292 --> 00:12:58,907 I can drink! 177 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,790 Okay! Okay! One by one 178 00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:07,782 one by one 179 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,500 hi 180 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,290 Hi, I'm... Sean 181 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,122 pua 182 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,248 hi 183 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,366 = 184 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,873 Can you do me a favor? 185 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,490 You speak Chinese, right? 186 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,039 Can you do me a favor? 187 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,366 I said can you do me a favor? 188 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,206 What favor? 189 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,708 Just trust me once okay? 190 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,661 I always drink until I black out 191 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,660 but that night 192 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,282 when I heard the world "trust" 193 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,748 I sobered up immediately 194 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,832 carman's face appeared on my mind again 195 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,037 - I... 1... - Just trust me once okay? 196 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:14,704 - You... - Yeah! Third time! 197 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:21,708 Thanks 198 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,333 hey... 199 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,540 Each girl makes a different first impression 200 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,329 some are sweet, some are spicy 201 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,995 but this girl brings you pain 202 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,742 her lick stung my face 203 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:45,825 now that I think about it, I should've taken this as a sign... 204 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,198 I have never come across such a situation 205 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,324 "one week later" 206 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,073 what do you mean? 207 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,286 Let me tell you a secret 208 00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:00,449 I'm a nail clipper monster 209 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,164 what monster? 210 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:07,198 Nail clipper monster 211 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,743 what? 212 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,411 Nail clipper monster 213 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,414 got it? 214 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,405 Why is it so difficult to accept the existence of nail clipper monsters? 215 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:23,374 There are so many different species in the world! 216 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:28,199 Nail clipper monsters are just like the mermaid, bigfoot, or werewolf 217 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,744 no one believes we are real 218 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,365 but compared to those creatures 219 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,865 we are the closest to human form 220 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,832 we just eat differently, and are practically harmless 221 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:38,870 besides, it's humans who use our food as nail clippers! 222 00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,740 It's heartbreaking 223 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,448 "a week ago" 224 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:53,498 is departing cruel? Or is gentleness despicable? 225 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:59,988 Doesn't matter to loners, no day, no night, no desire 226 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:06,621 a step forward is dusk, a step backward is life 227 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:13,948 fierce winds, raging waves, the unbalanced heart has nowhere to run 228 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:17,621 hardly has one wave subsided when another rises 229 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,454 stormy weather in the ocean 230 00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:24,160 one wave has not caught up, another one has gone 231 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:27,159 life has just awaken 232 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:32,787 the deeper the pacific ocean, the deeper the heartache 233 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,414 I used to think 234 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,453 love is like surfing on pipeline 235 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,073 it is astonishing 236 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,493 but now I think 237 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,457 maybe the shore suits me better 238 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,039 living alone peacefully 239 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,865 hey! Is Gavin here? 240 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:56,910 What's up? 241 00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,081 I got your board 242 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,118 sweet 243 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,615 please sign here 244 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:04,455 thank you 245 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,198 it looks great, I love it! 246 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,368 I'm glad you like it 247 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,535 thank you 248 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,616 hi 249 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,616 Hi - hey 250 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,619 hi! Hey 251 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,198 what brings you here? 252 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,823 You work here? 253 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,243 Yes, isn't it cool? 254 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,702 Cool 255 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:25,708 you... 256 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,240 That other day, why did you... 257 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,365 Lick me? You never explained 258 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:37,739 we were playing games that night 259 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,241 and I drank a bit too much, so I... 260 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,162 To be honest, these past two days... 261 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:48,536 My face has been itchy, I wonder if your saliva is... 262 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,079 Haha... l... 263 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,617 Actually... l... regret it too 264 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,955 I've never seen a guy who drinks like you 265 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,074 with alcohol all over your face 266 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:06,076 I... almost got drunk just from licking it 267 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:08,993 a new boyfriend? 268 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,491 No no, I've just licked him 269 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,948 that's too much information 270 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,081 Where are you going? 271 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:30,993 I'm heading west 272 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:34,659 same here, let's go 273 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:45,374 - You're a boardmaker? - Yeah 274 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,574 then you must be great at surfing, right? 275 00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,448 Let's not discuss that 276 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,789 boardmaking and surfing are not necessarily related 277 00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:54,750 just like you being a tattoo artist, you don't tattoo yourself, right? 278 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,244 I tattooed myself 279 00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,498 no way, that's impossible 280 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,956 your tattoo is all the way up here! 281 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,368 What I have learnt is not typical tattooing 282 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,661 I spent a year and a half studying with the java tribe 283 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,248 so that I can tattoo myself 284 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,823 java? Yes 285 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,490 they have one tradition 286 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,865 when you turn 18 287 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,662 one has to tattoo themselves with a pattern of their choice 288 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,249 the more complicated the pattern the braver you are 289 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,324 I was the only girl who did it 290 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,119 so I'm the bravest 291 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,702 impressive 292 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,079 so you've always wanted to be a tattoo artist? 293 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,831 Not really 294 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,036 when I was studying art in Paris 295 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:34,784 I always sketch by the riverside in seine 296 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,748 you have many interests 297 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:39,286 right, that night... 298 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,328 The girl who was with me 299 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,289 she is my cousin 300 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:45,624 whenever we are high 301 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,453 we tend to come up with silly games 302 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,327 did we scare you? 303 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,408 So who was the winner? 304 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,662 I don't remember, we were so drunk that night 305 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,248 - you forgot? - Yeah 306 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,907 then how can you recognize me? 307 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,831 Of course I can 308 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,268 when I licked you, I noticed that the taste was especially weird 309 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:08,828 didn't you say it's alcohol? 310 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:14,991 Apart from the alcohol, it's salty and... 311 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,697 Actually... 312 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,869 I had just been discharged from the hospital 313 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,539 1 almost drowned 314 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,287 nope, I know exactly what sea water tastes like 315 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:27,449 but... that salty taste... 316 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,083 It's from tears 317 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,244 it's the taste of tears, right? 318 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:43,539 You probably cried over someone 319 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:47,330 or somebody made you cry 320 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,698 you're crazy 321 00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:59,408 Before nail clippers became popular tools 322 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:02,249 we had to move around like nomads 323 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,115 living by iron ore mines 324 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,083 once the mines were discovered, we had to leave 325 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,073 during the gold rush 326 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:13,326 nail clipper monsters around the world received notices to gather in California 327 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,869 lots of monsters smuggled in 328 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,786 that's why there are so many Chinese people living there 329 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,249 they all descended from the monsters 330 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,536 Stop... stop... 331 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:41,325 I've never noticed this wall before 332 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:43,910 what are you doing? 333 00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:45,077 There's an empty spot here 334 00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:47,749 no... no... what if the cops come? 335 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:48,580 We might get caught... 336 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,743 You think we are on TV? 337 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,832 When was the last time you saw the cops? 338 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,323 - Tell me! - True... 339 00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,157 No... no... 340 00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,408 You can't just rule out their apperarance 341 00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,532 hmm 342 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,625 Come 343 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:10,285 try it, it is fun 344 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:17,907 draw the pig tail like this, in circles, yeah 345 00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:21,532 hey! Stop! 346 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:23,830 Hey! Stop! 347 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,039 Let's go! 348 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:29,948 Hurry, hurry! 349 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,954 Gosh, this is Murphy's law, am I right? 350 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:42,497 What? 351 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,115 Never think negatively 352 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,161 bad things happen when you think negatively 353 00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,573 you said the cops will come 354 00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:49,494 when was the last time you saw cops in Hawaii? 355 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,036 All of a sudden, here they are 356 00:22:51,042 --> 00:22:52,893 if that isn't Murphy's law, then I don't know what is 357 00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:54,873 I don't care, you have to pay for my spray paint 358 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,324 how? You want to lick this side too? 359 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,413 Don't be a bastard 360 00:22:58,458 --> 00:22:59,493 be serious 361 00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:01,042 you think about it 362 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,707 What? This is how I'm paying you back 363 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,207 I don't eat after 6pm 364 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:21,535 why? 365 00:23:24,417 --> 00:23:25,532 I'm on a diet 366 00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,116 on a diet? But you are so skinny already 367 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,539 do you know how Napoleon died? 368 00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:35,249 Napoleon was actually a nail clipper monster 369 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:38,242 nobody knew about it, except for his personal servant 370 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,284 when Napoleon was defeated, he was exiled to an island 371 00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:44,659 the British sent a Navy troop and 5,000 soldiers to monitor him 372 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:48,371 his servant used everything he could find to cook him nail clippers 373 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:52,823 when his servant died, Napoleon starved to death 374 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,456 you see? This patch of fat 375 00:23:59,167 --> 00:24:01,032 why are girls so obsessed with losing weight? 376 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,539 Being fat is subjective 377 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,498 if you think you are fat, then you are fat 378 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,912 if you believe there is a mountain, then there is a mountain 379 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,912 okay, suit yourself, I am going to eat 380 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,373 right... that's right 381 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,915 you said you learnt tattooing in java 382 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:16,827 yeah 383 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,620 and then... studied art in Paris 384 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,327 my mom is French-Chinese 385 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,250 and your dad? 386 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,286 My grandfather was a noble in Korea 387 00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:28,749 he escaped to France during the war 388 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:30,206 and gave birth to my dad 389 00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:35,240 I'm telling you, I'm a quarter Korean 390 00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:36,410 you don't look it! 391 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,536 Hmm 392 00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:40,198 maybe... 393 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,164 Because I never had plastic surgery 394 00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:57,375 Let's go 395 00:24:59,042 --> 00:25:00,452 this is how you can pay me back 396 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,455 I can't dance 397 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,619 because your cerebrum and muscle don't coordinate well 398 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:05,832 - this is a good practice - How is that relevant? 399 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,282 Aren't you going to pay me back? 400 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:23,746 Relax, dancing is like surfing in between music notes 401 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,492 I was about to live a quiet life 402 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,992 when this girl passes by like a hurricane 403 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,616 and stirs up a huge tidal wave 404 00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:21,458 she made me believe in love again 405 00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,198 Oh! I am so sorry 406 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,535 are you okay? 407 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,159 It's okay 408 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,250 I am sorry 409 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:51,330 Give me a minute 410 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,198 my cousin might have left some clothes here 411 00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:03,497 Clothes 412 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,866 the bathroom is... over here 413 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,448 Don't overthink 414 00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:18,625 what did you say? 415 00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:21,032 I said don't overthink it 416 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,871 I'm only here to change my shirt 417 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,957 I'm not that type of girl 418 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,165 miss, I think you're the one overthinking it 419 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:34,206 I'm not the type of guy to let a girl strip at my home on the first day we meet either 420 00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:36,869 first of all 421 00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,786 this is not the first day we met 422 00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:40,167 second 423 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,707 I'm changing my clothes, not stripping 424 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,665 boys are perverts 425 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,824 I came here to change and now you want me to strip 426 00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:56,123 you only have dirty thoughts 427 00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:05,660 What are you doing here? 428 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,490 What is she doing here? 429 00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,532 - What's the matter with you? - Why are you pushing me? 430 00:28:10,542 --> 00:28:12,203 What are you up to? 431 00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:14,161 Shouldn't I be the one asking you that? 432 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,260 When was the last time you brought her home? 433 00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:17,993 How long have you known her? 434 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:19,990 My... my relationship with her 435 00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:22,453 is not what you think, okay? 436 00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:25,290 And why did you sneak into my house? 437 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,871 I was worried about you, so I thought I should come 438 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,161 to cheer you up a bit 439 00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:34,740 okay 440 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:37,782 I didn't... sneak in 441 00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:39,578 then why do you have my home key? 442 00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:41,417 You have forgotten 443 00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:44,750 you gave it to me last time when you were installing the cable 444 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,369 okay, what about the banana 445 00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:51,203 what is it for? 446 00:28:52,292 --> 00:28:53,953 Bana... banana... 447 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,206 I wanted to cheer you up 448 00:28:56,833 --> 00:28:58,039 do you... 449 00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:01,990 Do you remember... whenever you got upset 450 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,366 I would split a banana with you 451 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,535 and you would crack a smile 452 00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:08,125 Lulu 453 00:29:08,292 --> 00:29:10,533 I was seven then, just seven 454 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,746 people say what you like in your childhood becomes your interest 455 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:18,417 Lulu 456 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:22,079 I really enjoy being with you 457 00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:24,498 but what happened back then... 458 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,991 It's been too long, I can't remember 459 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,615 yes! I said I would marry you 460 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:29,785 but... l was too young 461 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,202 I didn't know what marriage is 462 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:32,948 I even said I would become a world class surfer when I grow up 463 00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:35,745 well, look at me now 464 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,116 but that doesn't explain it! 465 00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:39,202 Who is she? 466 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,994 She is short and childish and has no curves 467 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,581 even carman is better than her 468 00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:45,074 you'd rather torture yourself than be with me? 469 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,289 What are you talking about? 470 00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:49,577 I am leaving 471 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:51,442 I will return the clothes next time 472 00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:59,991 Put the keys on the table when you leave 473 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,163 hey 474 00:30:07,042 --> 00:30:09,749 do you know why nail clipper monsters don't live together? 475 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,207 It's because when the scientists discovered our existence 476 00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:16,497 they set up area 51 in the us to study extra-terrestrial life 477 00:30:17,042 --> 00:30:19,249 they wanted to extract our digestive enzymes 478 00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:23,576 those of us who were captured didn't made it back alive 479 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,865 that's why we don't live together 480 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,911 and don't dare get close to a human being 481 00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:29,373 in case they're one of us 482 00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:33,417 hi 483 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,369 Sir, here for a tattoo? 484 00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:41,533 We have launched a discount promotion 485 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,452 let me pick one for you 486 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:46,119 I think this suits you well 487 00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:48,828 - I'm sorry, I... - What for? 488 00:30:49,167 --> 00:30:50,407 Are you going for the turtle? 489 00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:51,998 If so, I can do it for free 490 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,241 if not, I'm going home 491 00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:54,872 hey! 492 00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:55,947 Hey what! 493 00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:58,118 Humans can talk to turtles, but turtles can't talk back 494 00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:04,328 hey! Let me explain 495 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:05,288 you don't have to 496 00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:06,828 doesn't matter to me who was in your house 497 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,539 no, Lulu is a good friend of my cousin 498 00:31:08,542 --> 00:31:09,657 we grew up together 499 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,453 really? It didn't look that way 500 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,699 no, I cannot control what she does 501 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:14,948 - but I hope that you... - Wait no! 502 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,414 Why do you care how I feel? 503 00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,577 Who am I to you? 504 00:31:18,792 --> 00:31:20,202 Right, you are not mine. But... 505 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,914 I'm hoping you can be my someone 506 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:29,375 who... who wants to be yours? 507 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,706 Hey hey hey 508 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,368 what do you think? 509 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,615 Wait... l must tell you 510 00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:39,907 I have never gone out... 511 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:41,703 With an old man like you 512 00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:42,914 you have to get along with me 513 00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:44,331 I'm old? 514 00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,369 Yes, you pedophile 515 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,365 you are attracted to young girls like me 516 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,865 you are an uncle, old uncle 517 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:52,955 uncle 518 00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,949 old uncle - okay, I'm an uncle 519 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,080 but... 520 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,198 You get wrinkles on your eyes when you smile 521 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,164 you dare say you're young 522 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,328 what about you? 523 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,074 Also if I... 1... 524 00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,956 I go out with you 525 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,870 will your friends think I'm not mature enough? 526 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,870 Hey, why didn't we ask Lulu to come? 527 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,578 You didn't know? 528 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,119 They had a fight last week 529 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,490 she will not come today 530 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,205 why? 531 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,368 You will find out soon 532 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,580 hey, cousin 533 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,457 your life is like a roller coaster 534 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:36,994 you just committed suicide for your ex 535 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,956 and now you are in a new relationship 536 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,039 young girls these days 537 00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:44,874 they're fine to play with but don't take them seriously 538 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:49,369 smart guys choose sophisticated women 539 00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:51,368 thanks 540 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,081 What are you doing, why are you dressed like this? 541 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,823 It's my first time hanging out with an uncle 542 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,539 I want to look mature 543 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,285 hi 544 00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:22,581 My Chinese name is lin leshi 545 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,743 and my english name is Emily 546 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:24,956 he is my good friend, Matt 547 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,167 hi 548 00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:29,657 I am a mature woman 549 00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:32,458 oh 550 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,081 This is Daisy 551 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,163 hi - Daisy 552 00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:41,202 this is my cousin fion 553 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,660 cousin 554 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,536 just call me fion 555 00:33:49,542 --> 00:33:52,329 don't worry, I will take good care of you 556 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,081 I am fine 557 00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:00,083 no worries 558 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,661 let's... not just stand here 559 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,578 - let's bowl, okay? - Let's bowl! 560 00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:07,167 Nice, nice 561 00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:09,282 haven't you heard? 562 00:34:09,292 --> 00:34:11,999 The Hawaii theatre is haunted 563 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,614 really? 564 00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,331 I have a friend who's a security guard there 565 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,072 I can bring you guys there 566 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:15,993 sure, sure 567 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,456 how's that? Let's go 568 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:21,998 maybe not 569 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,582 this is very childish and we are all grown-ups 570 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:25,698 let's play 571 00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:34,201 you go straight and strike from the back 572 00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,407 you... broke your nail 573 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,705 - do you guys have a nail clipper? - I do, I have one 574 00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:43,909 come bro, let's bowl 575 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:57,748 Do... you normally bring that many nail clippers with you? 576 00:35:00,708 --> 00:35:02,539 I carry some stock for my friends 577 00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:13,827 Okay, move to your left 578 00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:16,124 - are we there yet? - Not yet, not yet 579 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,375 more to the right 580 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,866 what is in your bag? Why is it so heavy? 581 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:22,286 I am a girl, I bring my cosmetics 582 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,500 okay, stop 583 00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:32,417 What now? 584 00:35:32,542 --> 00:35:34,032 Didn't they say this place is haunted? 585 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,042 Let's find out 586 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:37,698 let's go, we should leave 587 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,244 why, are you scared? 588 00:35:40,417 --> 00:35:42,783 Right, I am scared to death 589 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:45,827 in or not? 590 00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:48,202 Hello, sweetheart 591 00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:49,448 hi - come on in 592 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,615 What are we waiting for? 593 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,866 Ghost, just... 594 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:14,155 The old man by the door told me 595 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:17,034 there are ghosts on the lower level 596 00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,402 and they come out around this time 597 00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,164 it happens every day 598 00:36:21,167 --> 00:36:22,327 ex... excited? 599 00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:24,407 My heart is pounding 600 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:26,243 how excited? 601 00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,948 The world has ghosts 602 00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:29,958 okay 603 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,490 but even if that's true 604 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,539 do we have to come? 605 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,157 Who said I wanted to see them? 606 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,242 And who said they wanted to be seen? 607 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:45,698 Actually... 608 00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:48,411 I was here before... 609 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:51,574 And saw things I should not have seen 610 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,699 you... have seen ghosts before, right? 611 00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,035 Even scarier 612 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:32,574 I regret pushing open that door 613 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:35,290 if I did not chase after them 614 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:39,698 perhaps we could have stayed together 615 00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:44,079 to me, the movie "young detective Dee" 616 00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,373 ended when the monster approaches 617 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:51,450 no wonder... you didn't want to come 618 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,375 right 619 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,540 where did you sit? 620 00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,911 Somewhere... around here 621 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:05,531 what? 622 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:06,542 Ghost 623 00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,042 excuse me 624 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,980 who are you? How did you get in here? 625 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:13,698 I'm with the engineering department 626 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,161 we're working on the projector 627 00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,039 how did you get in here? 628 00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:19,542 A key 629 00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:22,167 freaked me out 630 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,831 you're the one who wanted to come 631 00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,833 and this freaks you out? 632 00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:30,663 Alright, roll it 633 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,999 Images projected on the curtains look beautiful 634 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 yes 635 00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,157 it's a rare sight 636 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,289 Hey, can't sleep? 637 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,245 Right, I have insomnia sometimes 638 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:33,702 this is the 1965 Ford Shelby cobra, right? 639 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:35,538 You know about cars? 640 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,786 I have seen them on magazines 641 00:41:37,792 --> 00:41:39,498 there aren't that many left in the world 642 00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:42,202 are you... 643 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,573 A rich second-generation? 644 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,456 No I am not 645 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:48,283 when I was three 646 00:41:48,292 --> 00:41:50,092 my dad found this car at a second hand garage 647 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,164 it costed only $1000 back then 648 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,410 when we bought it 649 00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:55,657 the engine did not work 650 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,205 the door was missing 651 00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,160 it was a complete mess inside 652 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:03,155 my dad spent almost everyday at the garage repairing it 653 00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,866 he hoped... he could get it fixed one day 654 00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:09,082 and take the family out to lanai lookout 655 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:10,573 to drink beer and watch the sunset 656 00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:18,412 He spent all his time and money 657 00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:20,039 on this car 658 00:42:21,167 --> 00:42:22,282 then? 659 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,157 And then... 660 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:30,241 And then... my parents divorced 661 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,036 but dad continued fixing the car 662 00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:37,159 during my junior year at college 663 00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,498 he called me one day, saying 664 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,536 the car is fixed, let's go out 665 00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:45,037 but I was in kauai with my friends 666 00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:47,948 when I came home... 667 00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:50,157 He got sick 668 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:52,823 the doctor said it was liver failure 669 00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:55,164 it was strange because... 670 00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,498 He was actually sick the whole time 671 00:42:59,667 --> 00:43:01,532 but he endured the pain for two years 672 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:04,288 perhaps dreams 673 00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:06,999 strengthen people's willpower 674 00:43:10,542 --> 00:43:11,156 hey 675 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:12,573 let's go back to sleep 676 00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:13,538 we still have work tomorrow 677 00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:15,143 just close your eyes and rest, how's that? 678 00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:16,623 Alright. It was a long day 679 00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:18,243 really exhausting 680 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:24,082 I am sorry, my bad 681 00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,949 I promise, no next time 682 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:28,615 sure. Okay 683 00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:30,417 go away! 684 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,206 Are you done? 685 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:36,583 Yes 686 00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:55,456 Uncle, old uncle 687 00:43:55,792 --> 00:43:58,078 come to bed! Otherwise you are not going to sleep 688 00:43:59,792 --> 00:44:01,328 hey, is this yours? 689 00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:07,625 What? 690 00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:09,625 Hey! 691 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:12,123 We should stop seeing each other 692 00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:21,825 Nail clipper monsters are bound to three major rules: 693 00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,749 Be less sociable, less outgoing and less adventorous 694 00:44:24,917 --> 00:44:28,535 in short, never cross the line 695 00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,874 if we nail clipper monsters get caught 696 00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:32,581 death will be the only result 697 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:35,620 but for me, this is too difficult 698 00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:37,577 bye 699 00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:39,250 bye 700 00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:49,708 Hey 701 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:51,875 hey, hey 702 00:44:52,917 --> 00:44:54,373 we cannot be together anymore 703 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:55,958 why not? 704 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,116 Just don't look for me anymore 705 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,619 I just want to know why 706 00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,540 I've never come across such a situation 707 00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:09,164 I have become too relaxed since dating you 708 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,323 let me tell you a secret... 709 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:16,539 I am a nail clipper monster 710 00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:19,914 nail clipper monster 711 00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:21,333 what? 712 00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:23,623 Beings who survive by eating nail clippers 713 00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:27,369 you know vampires? 714 00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:31,415 They survive by drinking blood, right? 715 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:32,417 Umm... 716 00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:34,039 Same with nail clipper monsters 717 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,449 they survive by eating nail clippers 718 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,332 you still don't get it, do you? 719 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,661 What you mean is... 720 00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:45,784 You eat... nails 721 00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:48,370 some people like to bite their nails 722 00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:50,615 but I eat nail clippers 723 00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,283 nail... clippers? 724 00:45:58,833 --> 00:46:00,289 You mean... 725 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,874 You only eat nail clippers and nothing else? 726 00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:13,411 I'm taking great courage to tell you this 727 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,824 when I was around 7 or 8 728 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,072 I used to have a bad appetite 729 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:25,496 I didn't know why, I just couldn't eat 730 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,790 and I get hungry at night 731 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,495 one night, I sneaked inside my mom's bedroom 732 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,700 there was a full moon that night 733 00:46:38,792 --> 00:46:40,373 I stared at a nail clipper 734 00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:43,158 a voice whispered to me 735 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,410 eat it 736 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:50,242 I thought I would be sent to the hospital 737 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:52,581 but I was okay 738 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:57,288 that was the most fulfilling moment of my life 739 00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,082 I finally discovered my true self 740 00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:04,323 all I need are nail clippers 741 00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:06,578 since then 742 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,744 whenever my mom brought me to my relatives 743 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:10,490 or my schoolmates' birthday parties 744 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,957 I steal their nail clippers when no one's watching 745 00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:15,370 and I eat them after I return home 746 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:20,375 so... 747 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:22,698 What do you poo? 748 00:47:22,708 --> 00:47:23,663 Same as yours 749 00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:24,952 how is it possible? 750 00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:26,243 You can search it online 751 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,866 someone ate light bulbs for 40 years and he's fine 752 00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:31,999 my stomach can only digest nail clippers 753 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,537 no one has ever caught me in the act 754 00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:41,869 perhaps I was too into you 755 00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:45,707 I let my guard down 756 00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:49,703 right 757 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:52,905 even my cousin doesn't know about this 758 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,582 you have been living together and she doesn't know? 759 00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:57,952 Don't you eat together? 760 00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:01,495 You know how girls skip meals to lose weight? 761 00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:03,578 That's the best way to hide it 762 00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:06,658 actually, I am curious 763 00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:09,165 how male nail clipper monsters 764 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,539 hide their identity... 765 00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:14,534 Are you saying there are other people... like you? 766 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:15,833 Of course 767 00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:17,164 we are a tribe 768 00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:18,667 normally... 769 00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,824 We hide among ordinary people 770 00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:23,323 it's not easy to identify us 771 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,365 have you ever noticed... 772 00:48:27,667 --> 00:48:29,282 You always lose your nail clippers? 773 00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:31,747 I guess so 774 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:32,785 you must think that 775 00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:34,365 since nail clippers are small 776 00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:36,624 they're easy to misplace, right? 777 00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,035 This proves that 778 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,790 among your relatives and your friends 779 00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:44,370 there are a few nail clipper monsters 780 00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,240 nonsense! 781 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:53,875 Exactly! 782 00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:55,740 Right? 783 00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:00,161 Why did she say that? 784 00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:03,791 Since you two have gotten so close 785 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,452 it is obvious 786 00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:08,039 there is phase for that 787 00:49:08,042 --> 00:49:08,656 what is it? 788 00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:09,875 Hit and run 789 00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:11,125 in Chinese it means 790 00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:12,998 hit it... then run 791 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,661 usually it's the guy who does it 792 00:49:15,042 --> 00:49:17,249 very rarely the girl 793 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,368 gosh! You filthy mind! 794 00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:20,865 Hey, just speak, don't get close 795 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,907 stay right there, stay right there 796 00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:29,660 Hi, sexy 797 00:49:33,292 --> 00:49:34,452 love you guys 798 00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:37,417 be careful 799 00:49:38,458 --> 00:49:39,458 what are you doing? 800 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,660 Don't you think 801 00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:44,587 if you are too close to me, they might mistaken you as the real life guard 802 00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:45,667 right 803 00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:48,454 if you want to find out if she is a... 804 00:49:50,042 --> 00:49:51,578 - Nail clipper monster - Right... 805 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:53,073 If she is a nail clipper monster 806 00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:54,083 very simple 807 00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:55,657 the only way is 808 00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,282 to withess it 809 00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:10,083 Hi 810 00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:18,869 My cousin told you my address right? 811 00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:20,868 She worries about you 812 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:26,789 you've thought it over? 813 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,706 If not, then why are you here? 814 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:40,163 It's... not that I don't believe you 815 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,657 but... this is beyond comprehension 816 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,744 I told you I only eat nail clippers 817 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:46,990 and not other metals 818 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,164 that is even weirder - why? 819 00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:50,407 Let me ask you, do you love me? 820 00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:51,458 I do! 821 00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:52,327 Prove it 822 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,032 how to prove... l just do 823 00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:56,574 look, you are trying to explain something unprovable too 824 00:50:57,417 --> 00:50:58,782 those are two different things, okay? 825 00:50:58,792 --> 00:50:59,827 It's not that I don't believe you 826 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:01,833 it's just that I can't wrap my head around the idea 827 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,500 hey 828 00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,369 - What for? - To pay you back 829 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,243 What's the meaning of this? 830 00:51:27,958 --> 00:51:30,244 When I was delivering a surfboard a few days ago, I passed by a store 831 00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:33,947 that sells nail clippers, I thought... 832 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:36,119 This looked very Hawaiian 833 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,411 so I bought one for you... to taste 834 00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:42,328 I only eat nail clippers when I am hungry 835 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:45,166 I don't eat to perform like a circus monkey 836 00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:47,828 no, I... I didn't mean that 837 00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:49,448 you clearly did 838 00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,291 you bought this so you can watch me eat 839 00:51:52,292 --> 00:51:54,453 you are doubting me and you want proof 840 00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:55,577 if we are dating 841 00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,949 I cannot keep proving myself to you all the time 842 00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:00,078 same if you come home late 843 00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,790 and I ask you to prove that you're not dating other girls 844 00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:05,995 I don't think we have trust in our relationship 845 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:08,333 it is meaningless 846 00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,039 please go 847 00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:13,206 I don't know why 848 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:15,991 I couldn't argue with her about that 849 00:52:17,042 --> 00:52:18,873 perhaps she is right 850 00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:20,125 it is my fault 851 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,581 I did not give you enough trust 852 00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:31,909 I will not talk about this anymore, sorry 853 00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:36,408 then don't buy this kind of nail clippers anymore 854 00:52:37,167 --> 00:52:38,907 the pattern looks awful 855 00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:41,744 besides I cannot digest it 856 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,035 I will throw up 857 00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:46,864 which... ones do you like best? 858 00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:52,830 I love those big muiji nail clippers 859 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:55,832 clean on the outside and the portion is just right 860 00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,911 just like eating big piece of Sushi 861 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,616 I used to love it so much 862 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,492 but I cannot find it here in Hawaii 863 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:07,490 if I see it next time 864 00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:09,457 I will buy a bunch for you 865 00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:17,039 What, shit! 866 00:53:17,292 --> 00:53:18,748 How did she get pass that? 867 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:20,581 Did she put a spell on you? 868 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,366 L... 1 know it is hard to believe 869 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,081 I shouldn't have brought her the nail clipper 870 00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:27,368 it means that I don't trust her 871 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:28,708 wait 872 00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,122 I want to rewind 873 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,160 pause, fast forward 874 00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:35,833 pause 875 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,410 why does she have a fridge? 876 00:53:38,292 --> 00:53:40,078 If she is a real nail clipper monster 877 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,683 why does she have a fridge in her house? 878 00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:43,248 Exactly 879 00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:45,661 it must be her landlord's 880 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,073 it makes sense, right? 881 00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:49,199 Besides... even if she only eats nail clippers 882 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,366 maybe they taste better chilled... 883 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,789 I got it, bro 884 00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:56,828 next time you visit her 885 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:59,240 check out her fridge 886 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,832 if she is a real nail clipper monster 887 00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:05,239 her fridge shouldn't have other food, right? 888 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,990 Can you explain this? 889 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:22,500 Sorry 890 00:54:24,625 --> 00:54:25,625 it's my fault 891 00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:29,161 I broke up with Jordan long time ago 892 00:54:29,167 --> 00:54:30,498 but he still bothers me 893 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:33,323 the food inside belongs to him 894 00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:37,616 don't worry, I will make it clear to you 895 00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:38,956 are you free tonight? 896 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:43,786 You want to break up with me? 897 00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,119 Are you serious? 898 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,373 Are you trying to break up with me right now? 899 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:01,037 Are you okay? Thank you 900 00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:07,159 I am okay, it was my fault 901 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,957 I'm thinking clearly now after that splash 902 00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:12,828 it's right of me to break up with him 903 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,911 come on, let's walk back 904 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,615 Do you know whom I hate the most? 905 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,161 That guy? 906 00:55:26,417 --> 00:55:28,703 Laden, bin laden 907 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:30,914 ever since 911 908 00:55:31,542 --> 00:55:33,498 nail clippers are not allowed on planes 909 00:55:33,917 --> 00:55:35,782 so I am afraid to take long haul flights 910 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,990 because I will be starving 911 00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,999 sometimes flight attendents bring me food 912 00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:44,203 but I'd throw up when I see the tray 913 00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:46,822 but it's okay 914 00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:49,199 because I only need 4 to 5 nail clippers a day 915 00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:50,788 I want to ask you a question 916 00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:53,408 is "nail clipper monster" a general term? 917 00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:55,167 Hello? 918 00:55:55,417 --> 00:55:58,249 Is "nail clipper monster" a general term? 919 00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:00,286 Nope, I named it myself 920 00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:03,409 because "nail clipper monster" sounds cool 921 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:05,993 but... 922 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,116 The word "monster" 923 00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:09,911 if someone else called you that, then I'd understand... 924 00:56:09,917 --> 00:56:11,623 But why would you use such a term for yourself? 925 00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:12,785 Seems strange... 926 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,248 What are you looking at? 927 00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:23,124 Strange, let me tell you 928 00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,457 this used to be a very hip nightclub 929 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:26,698 I've been here with my friends 930 00:56:27,667 --> 00:56:28,998 but why is it closed? 931 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,365 Let's go 932 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,582 ever since I told you my secret 933 00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:39,869 I feel so relaxed 934 00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:41,991 I cannot explain in words 935 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:45,204 I don't have to hide it anymore 936 00:56:45,792 --> 00:56:48,955 it feels like... coming out 937 00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,042 you see 938 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:57,076 there should be other nail clipper monsters 939 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,081 from around the world 940 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,574 I should encourage them to do as I did 941 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:03,289 and bravely come out 942 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:09,700 but how would you do it? 943 00:57:09,917 --> 00:57:12,078 I think I should rent that nightclub 944 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,620 and name it nail clipper restaurant 945 00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:16,542 no 946 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,698 Marvelous nail clipper restaurant 947 00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:21,498 we would provide a public space for them 948 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,456 to eat nail clippers 949 00:57:24,292 --> 00:57:26,203 I used to envy little kids 950 00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:28,324 who can have their birthday parties at McDonald's 951 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:30,240 so I always fantasized 952 00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:33,117 if there is a nail clipper restaurant 953 00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:36,242 I can throw my birthday party there 954 00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:41,535 sounds like a good idea 955 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,411 you think so? 956 00:57:50,708 --> 00:57:52,369 Let's forget it 957 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,573 it's not easy opening a restaurant 958 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:21,414 Going out with Emily makes me think through one thing 959 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:25,158 to question the existence of nail clipper monsters 960 00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,995 is to question whether "wind" exists 961 00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:32,829 you can never touch or see wind 962 00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:37,038 but whenever I go surfing 963 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,744 I know it exists 964 00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,991 like Emily's love for me 965 00:58:56,083 --> 00:58:58,665 I see him surfing with it, so it should be okay 966 00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,866 master, is this the board you made this morning? 967 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:07,042 Actually... 968 00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,408 Since you are so skillful 969 00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:11,078 you can get it done quickly right? 970 00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:12,873 As shapers 971 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:15,579 we shape each board uniquely to suit its owners 972 00:59:15,875 --> 00:59:17,991 so we have to listen and think during the process 973 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,082 to figure out what kind of board he wants 974 00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:22,749 a lot of people don't know what they want 975 00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,290 so they make strange requests 976 00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:27,828 next time when you shape a board 977 00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:30,286 pause for a moment and close your eyes 978 00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:32,202 imagine yourself surfing 979 00:59:32,417 --> 00:59:34,658 what it's like standing on a board 980 00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,323 your purpose of board shaping 981 00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:38,790 is to help clients see the fun in what you do 982 00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:40,907 shaping boards is not hard labour 983 00:59:41,167 --> 00:59:43,078 we should enjoy the process 984 00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,707 Nail clipper monsters have experienced too much pain 985 00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:56,324 so we Cherish our loved ones 986 00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,039 no matter how much we have to sacriface 987 00:59:58,042 --> 00:59:59,657 we must protect them 988 00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:01,749 that includes our offsprings 989 01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:05,290 since we're destined to be forever on the run 990 01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,698 marrying our own species 991 01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:10,620 means giving birth to another "nail clipper monster" 992 01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:13,199 they will then suffer from vagrant lives at a young age 993 01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:15,574 the same thing might happen if we marry a human being 994 01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:19,200 so the best way to prevent it is to always be alone 995 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:11,698 Nice car 996 01:02:13,292 --> 01:02:14,292 yeah 997 01:02:16,125 --> 01:02:17,125 you like it? 998 01:02:22,667 --> 01:02:23,667 Then... 999 01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:26,157 We're off to a good start 1000 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,080 I hope your nail clipper restaurant will be a success 1001 01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:26,116 Ready... go 1002 01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,823 whoever's slower is a pig! 1003 01:03:59,042 --> 01:04:01,909 Hardly has one wave subsided when another rises 1004 01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:04,784 stormy weather in the ocean 1005 01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:08,455 one wave has not caught up, another one has gone 1006 01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:11,450 life has just awaken 1007 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:16,907 the deeper the pacific ocean, the deeper the heartache 1008 01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:30,412 Are you insane? Yes, you must be 1009 01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:32,373 you scolded me whenever I touch your car 1010 01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:35,492 and now... what spell did she put on you? 1011 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:37,161 I think it's quite romantic 1012 01:04:37,167 --> 01:04:38,782 I wish someone would do that for me 1013 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,330 which side are you on? 1014 01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:41,243 You didn't trust Emily at first 1015 01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:42,160 and now you're rooting for her? 1016 01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:43,532 It's not that I'm rooting for her... 1017 01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:45,373 I'm just realizing, in all our years together... 1018 01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:47,115 Have you ever done anything crazy for me? 1019 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:48,705 What's it got to do with me?! 1020 01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:50,949 I'm just making a point, don't you understand girls? 1021 01:04:51,333 --> 01:04:52,869 Don't I treat you well, my queen? 1022 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,536 I didn't say that... 1023 01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:55,782 I am not going to argue with you 1024 01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:57,202 that's okay, that's okay 1025 01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,414 - we really don't need this - Miss lin 1026 01:04:58,417 --> 01:04:59,953 that's okay - no one does that 1027 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:01,163 you will regret it 1028 01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:01,952 but we... 1029 01:05:02,042 --> 01:05:04,283 Welcome back Mr. chen 1030 01:05:04,792 --> 01:05:06,407 please discuss with your girlfriend 1031 01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:08,908 her floorplan looks very strange 1032 01:05:08,917 --> 01:05:11,203 no kitchen and stoves? 1033 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,072 How do you cook? 1034 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,448 That's fine. Just listen to her 1035 01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:15,448 thank you, sir 1036 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,498 alright, it's your restaurant 1037 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:20,493 let's go ming, let's go eat 1038 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,990 you came back late 1039 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,536 I cannot reason with him 1040 01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:25,203 it's okay. This is your restaurant 1041 01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:27,164 right, I saw the floorplan 1042 01:05:27,167 --> 01:05:30,739 I think the bar tables... 1043 01:05:31,667 --> 01:05:33,783 Should go here 1044 01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:36,659 it is weird if the bar tables don't go against the wall 1045 01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,658 besides, our customers 1046 01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:40,578 can enter from both sides, right? 1047 01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:42,289 But I want to keep this wall to myself 1048 01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:44,374 and draw a huge nail clipper on it 1049 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:47,832 that's fine too. You see, if the bar is here 1050 01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,824 you can still do your graffiti on it 1051 01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:51,513 the bar table fits in right below, perfect 1052 01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,786 but I want to keep this space here 1053 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:56,329 imagine people sitting here, eating nail clippers 1054 01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:57,493 when they lift their heads 1055 01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,082 they'll see this huge nail clipper, wonderful 1056 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:04,492 okay, as you like it, no problem 1057 01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:05,447 thank you 1058 01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:07,118 you are welcome 1059 01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:29,538 Good, you're here. Look, what do you think? 1060 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,115 I was thinking since we are new 1061 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,661 and our location is so obscure 1062 01:06:34,667 --> 01:06:36,851 it would be difficult for other nail clipper monsters to find us 1063 01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:38,536 so I've asked them to make this sign 1064 01:06:38,542 --> 01:06:39,827 what do you think? Like it? 1065 01:06:41,917 --> 01:06:42,917 No? 1066 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,913 I just think god treats me too well 1067 01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:48,869 that I got to meet you 1068 01:06:55,167 --> 01:06:56,373 Can you turn it on? 1069 01:07:00,167 --> 01:07:01,327 You like it? 1070 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:21,457 Thanks for coming. You guys want beer? Okay 1071 01:07:31,833 --> 01:07:32,822 You guys are here t00? 1072 01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:35,074 Of course, to celebrate your opening. We wish you great success 1073 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:35,868 thank you 1074 01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,456 didn't we agree beforehand? 1075 01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:38,743 That we skip the greetings 1076 01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,832 he is your friend, come on 1077 01:07:40,833 --> 01:07:42,289 exactly, it's because I'm his friend 1078 01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:44,240 that I don't want to see him screw up 1079 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,375 don't mind him 1080 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,992 your cousin asked me to tell you 1081 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,582 she cannot come because she's helping out a friend 1082 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,410 They are very nice 1083 01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:04,625 hi 1084 01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:05,667 Nice seeing you again 1085 01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:07,247 what do you want exactly? 1086 01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:10,330 What do you mean? 1087 01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:11,998 Just save it 1088 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,365 I am not Sean 1089 01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:14,535 you can't fool me 1090 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:17,742 you're obviously bullshitting 1091 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:19,615 what are you trying to achieve? 1092 01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,282 Why are you doing this? 1093 01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:23,498 He has been cheated on by carman 1094 01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:25,664 if he gets hurt again 1095 01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,285 he won't be able to take it 1096 01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:30,994 have you read "the little prince"? 1097 01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:34,457 I asked have you read "the little prince"? 1098 01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:36,042 What? 1099 01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:39,204 It is only with the heart 1100 01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:41,244 that one can see the truth 1101 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:43,741 what is essential is invisible to the eye 1102 01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,119 Let's go - what happened? 1103 01:08:53,375 --> 01:08:54,455 Daisy, let's go 1104 01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:04,036 People have gotten me wrong since I was a kid 1105 01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:05,323 I'm used to it 1106 01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:07,248 my classmates said I'm autistic 1107 01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:08,615 my friends said I don't fit in 1108 01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:10,991 my ex-boyfriends accused me of cheating 1109 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,865 I can find thousands of excuses 1110 01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:15,582 but I cannot tell them the truth, it's exhausting 1111 01:09:15,583 --> 01:09:18,325 I rather remain quiet than to defend myself 1112 01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:53,158 Quick, someone's coming... 1113 01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:13,037 I guess other nail clipper monsters are just shy 1114 01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:15,282 it takes time 1115 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:18,785 right 1116 01:10:24,542 --> 01:10:25,542 I placed an ad 1117 01:10:26,542 --> 01:10:31,411 I believe other nail clipper monsters in Hawaii will see this 1118 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,500 Hi 1119 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,373 Shopping for nail clippers? 1120 01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:54,198 Yeah 1121 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:57,786 nail clippers are great right? 1122 01:10:58,542 --> 01:11:00,407 So multi-functional... 1123 01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:06,620 You know, those look really good 1124 01:11:07,292 --> 01:11:09,704 it'd be a shame not to eat them, right? 1125 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,250 Hey 1126 01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:24,331 Here to shop? 1127 01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:28,325 Right, helping my girlfriend buy something 1128 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:32,115 you are quick 1129 01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:33,990 guess so 1130 01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,740 do you still hate me? 1131 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,742 Well... not exactly 1132 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,831 besides, that's in the past 1133 01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:50,658 I am just... curious 1134 01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:54,158 curious why I left you? 1135 01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:56,875 Yeah 1136 01:11:58,542 --> 01:12:00,874 there are two types of women: 1137 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,036 The dogs and the cats 1138 01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:07,155 dogs are loyal and will always return, unlike cats 1139 01:12:07,958 --> 01:12:09,698 they are only interested in themselves 1140 01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:10,823 they don't care about you 1141 01:12:14,917 --> 01:12:18,159 you are a dog person, but you find cats attractive 1142 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,533 if you don't know what you need, you'll tire yourself out 1143 01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,643 I don't know what you are talking about 1144 01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:28,582 I was worried about you at one point 1145 01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:30,574 and I felt bad 1146 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:33,074 I should have come clean with you earlier 1147 01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:36,200 then it wouldn't have turned out this way 1148 01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:38,449 but how can you blame a cat? 1149 01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:41,825 She was born this way, it's not her fault 1150 01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:46,165 you're always so logical 1151 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,706 that's not it! 1152 01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:49,868 I told you early on that we're not right for each other 1153 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,869 no, I... l thought you were joking 1154 01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:53,206 I've never thought that we're not right for each other... 1155 01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:54,448 I know 1156 01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:56,873 your master asked you not to surf 1157 01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:58,490 you never listen either 1158 01:13:03,167 --> 01:13:07,786 look, I have guts to admit my true self. What about you? 1159 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:14,532 Go find a dog, look at you, I'm leaving 1160 01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:30,282 I heard that 1161 01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:32,123 you sold your car 1162 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,042 yeah 1163 01:13:36,417 --> 01:13:37,452 why? 1164 01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:40,615 You know what? 1165 01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:44,249 Ever since carman 1166 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,492 I fear that I'll turn into a pessimist 1167 01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:51,286 not trusting people anymore 1168 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:55,909 when I realized I had a crush on Emily 1169 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,992 I'm afraid I'll carry the pain into this relationship 1170 01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:05,119 so I have to pull myself together 1171 01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:07,789 I... don't even want to think about 1172 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,582 whether she's lying or not 1173 01:14:12,292 --> 01:14:14,123 because to me 1174 01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:16,619 unconditional love 1175 01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:19,453 is true love 1176 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:25,282 I'm just afraid you'll get hurt 1177 01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:33,368 I am fine 1178 01:14:34,167 --> 01:14:35,782 losing money is not a big deal 1179 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,456 it doesn't kill 1180 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:38,958 don't worry 1181 01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,369 I am going back to the restaurant 1182 01:14:55,417 --> 01:14:56,623 Come out now 1183 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,785 I have told you before 1184 01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:09,989 stubborn people are helpless 1185 01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:15,748 don't waste your time on him 1186 01:15:18,417 --> 01:15:20,203 haven't you had enough yet? 1187 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:57,125 Excuse me 1188 01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:01,415 are you guys open? Do you serve coffee? 1189 01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:04,790 Sorry, we don't serve coffee here 1190 01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:06,744 okay. Thanks! 1191 01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:08,542 Sorry 1192 01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:17,957 Why don't we sell coffee t00? 1193 01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:21,990 It won't make a difference 1194 01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,240 Let's sell the restaurant to someone 1195 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,197 but... this is all your effort 1196 01:16:53,208 --> 01:16:54,539 I think... 1197 01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:58,697 Maybe not every nail clipper monster thinks the same 1198 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:04,118 maybe they prefer eating nail clippers in secret 1199 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,866 I do not want to lose all your money 1200 01:17:11,125 --> 01:17:14,322 we can still get some of it back 1201 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,581 let's sell the restaurant 1202 01:17:25,042 --> 01:17:27,033 There is nothing that can be done 1203 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,866 you don't even have a kitchen to begin with... 1204 01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:31,494 God! This interior... 1205 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,365 What can I do with it? 1206 01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:37,914 What can I get out of this? 1207 01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:40,123 The furnishing is worthless 1208 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,660 I am sorry 1209 01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:20,907 when you read this letter 1210 01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,574 I'll already be on my way to Paris 1211 01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:27,081 sorry for not saying goodbye 1212 01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:29,620 because I don't know how to face you 1213 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:33,288 I wonder if I were to be more cautious 1214 01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:35,157 about my secret identity 1215 01:18:35,167 --> 01:18:37,453 maybe things wouldn't happen this way 1216 01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:40,036 but I cannot deny that 1217 01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:42,411 you are the most beautiful mistake I have made 1218 01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:44,161 it was your trust 1219 01:18:44,167 --> 01:18:46,123 that made me understand love 1220 01:18:47,667 --> 01:18:49,623 when the whole world denied me 1221 01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:52,329 you were the only one that believed in me 1222 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,831 such an absurd nonsense 1223 01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:56,573 thank you 1224 01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,950 I wish I hadn't taken your money at first place 1225 01:19:01,542 --> 01:19:05,034 fortunately someone is willing to take over 1226 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:07,331 here's the money I got from them 1227 01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:11,787 I am sorry, please don't hate me 1228 01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:15,287 you deserve to be with someone better 1229 01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:02,956 Have you seen Emily? 1230 01:20:03,083 --> 01:20:05,039 Sorry, man. I don't know where she is 1231 01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:33,537 Hey, I remember you 1232 01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,539 what are you talking about? 1233 01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:41,499 She told me she lived in java before 1234 01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:45,374 that's absurd. I watched her grow up 1235 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,331 but her parents live in Paris 1236 01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:51,746 and she studied art in France right? 1237 01:20:52,792 --> 01:20:54,874 I don't know where her parents are 1238 01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:57,207 but I know she's been in Honolulu all her life 1239 01:20:58,042 --> 01:21:00,408 her parents divorced when she was very little 1240 01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:05,030 they just took off and left her with her cousin 1241 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:08,621 so growing up, she didn't have anybody taking care of her 1242 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:12,412 that's why she used to sneak in here to watch movies all the time 1243 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,581 I felt sorry for her 1244 01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:16,699 so I always let her in 1245 01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:22,208 what? 1246 01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:43,782 What happened? 1247 01:21:44,250 --> 01:21:46,490 You knew the wave was huge, why did you try to be a hero? 1248 01:21:47,417 --> 01:21:48,417 Baby 1249 01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:50,119 I am a lifeguard 1250 01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:53,040 will people surf on a waveless day? 1251 01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,244 Luckily there were a lot of lifeguards 1252 01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:57,332 how did you end up drowning yourself? 1253 01:21:57,958 --> 01:21:59,118 Exactly 1254 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,206 some say 1255 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,407 at the edge of dying 1256 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:06,991 you see the most important thing in your life 1257 01:22:07,667 --> 01:22:10,739 at that moment, I realized I... 1258 01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:15,495 Have been running after life this whole time 1259 01:22:16,167 --> 01:22:17,703 how absurd 1260 01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:20,161 you are my life goal 1261 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:22,164 I keep chasing and chasing 1262 01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:26,158 after the basic needs of life 1263 01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:28,619 in fact I was never short of anything 1264 01:22:29,667 --> 01:22:31,623 I don't mind an ordinary life 1265 01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:33,664 but not without you 1266 01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:36,663 Daisy 1267 01:22:37,792 --> 01:22:39,328 will you marry me? 1268 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:46,408 I've been waiting forever for that question! 1269 01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:47,948 Awesome! 1270 01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:49,458 Congratulations! 1271 01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:53,124 A prodigal who returns is more precious than gold 1272 01:22:53,125 --> 01:22:55,707 every cloud has a silver lining 1273 01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:57,323 congratulations! 1274 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,161 You two are true brothers 1275 01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:02,123 one tries to kill himself right before his birthday 1276 01:23:02,125 --> 01:23:04,582 the other proposes after being saved 1277 01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,953 stop it, you have messed up my makeup 1278 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,243 ok, let's go touch up 1279 01:23:10,292 --> 01:23:12,749 - okay, come with me - My wife, be careful 1280 01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:14,915 - be careful... - Easy on him 1281 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:17,244 congratulations to you two! 1282 01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:23,371 Why does your speech sound familiar? 1283 01:23:23,542 --> 01:23:25,078 The song "chased" by lesile cheung 1284 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,163 I keep chasing and chasing 1285 01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:29,075 oh, you couldn't get away anyways 1286 01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:33,449 you saw it, I had no choice 1287 01:23:33,917 --> 01:23:37,205 I guess I'll lose my job too after this incident 1288 01:23:37,792 --> 01:23:38,656 besides 1289 01:23:38,667 --> 01:23:39,998 approaching middle-age 1290 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,115 I just have to 1291 01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,616 get to the root of the problem 1292 01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:45,573 and find a companion 1293 01:23:45,875 --> 01:23:48,082 Daisy is always here for me 1294 01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:49,330 and she has a stable income 1295 01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:52,533 instead of living like a loner 1296 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,698 I'd rather find a sugar mommy 1297 01:23:55,833 --> 01:23:57,414 you're awful 1298 01:23:58,458 --> 01:24:01,780 enough about me, I have something to tell you 1299 01:24:03,042 --> 01:24:04,042 what's up? 1300 01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,866 Since the beginning, Emily has planned 1301 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,615 to take your money for the restaurant 1302 01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:10,786 do you know who the new owner is? 1303 01:24:10,792 --> 01:24:12,703 It's her cousin Sara's boyfriend 1304 01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:14,407 that's not possible 1305 01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:15,657 what is he going to do with the restaurant? 1306 01:24:15,667 --> 01:24:18,499 That... restaurant doesn't even have a kitchen, it is impossible 1307 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:19,660 here's what interesting! 1308 01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,204 Isn't there a little penthouse behind the restaurant? 1309 01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:23,539 When you bought the place 1310 01:24:23,542 --> 01:24:25,578 someone rented that penthouse at the same time 1311 01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,824 and converted it into a kitchen 1312 01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:30,870 they opened a doorway in between 1313 01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:32,664 and adjoined the spaces 1314 01:24:33,292 --> 01:24:34,907 do you know where she put the door? 1315 01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:37,331 The place where our lovely Emily 1316 01:24:37,625 --> 01:24:39,707 insisted to do graffiti on 1317 01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:41,369 and wouldn't let you touch it 1318 01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:45,125 didn't she say her grandpa came from Korea? 1319 01:24:45,292 --> 01:24:46,657 Bullshit! 1320 01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:49,454 My friend told me, she came from chaozhou 1321 01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:51,494 not Korea! Now do you still trust her? 1322 01:24:56,875 --> 01:24:58,456 You don't have to believe me now 1323 01:24:58,958 --> 01:25:00,539 go see for yourself 1324 01:25:00,542 --> 01:25:02,658 see if that's where the door is 1325 01:25:15,042 --> 01:25:19,115 There's no point visiting the restaurant again 1326 01:25:19,917 --> 01:25:23,114 I'd rather choose to believe that 1327 01:25:23,708 --> 01:25:27,200 I once fell in love with 1328 01:25:27,208 --> 01:25:29,290 a girl who eat nail clippers 1329 01:27:08,208 --> 01:27:09,869 Do you know why we need to surf? 1330 01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:14,240 It is not for fun 1331 01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:17,198 but to face your fears 1332 01:27:18,042 --> 01:27:19,657 if you were hit by a wave 1333 01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:21,823 you can choose to run away from it 1334 01:27:22,792 --> 01:27:26,489 or you can get up and try again 1335 01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:45,500 What's up with you? 1336 01:28:47,542 --> 01:28:50,158 Bro, where have you been these past six months? 1337 01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:53,062 If it weren't for my wedding, you'd never have come back, right? 1338 01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:55,248 Exactly. I'm kidding, congratulations 1339 01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,874 forget it 1340 01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,161 I should thank you instead, if it weren't for you 1341 01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:02,158 - I don't think I'd have gotten married - Why? 1342 01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:04,630 Because you've had too many failed relationships 1343 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:06,456 so I can't help thinking about it 1344 01:29:06,458 --> 01:29:09,746 hot guys like us seldom have lasting relationships 1345 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:12,332 that is why when we have found the one 1346 01:29:12,333 --> 01:29:13,823 hold them tight and never let go 1347 01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:15,828 let me introduce you to my bridesmaids 1348 01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,414 they're all single with hot bodies 1349 01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:20,413 it's okay 1350 01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:22,328 enjoy your night, congratulations again 1351 01:29:23,792 --> 01:29:24,792 don't go missing again 1352 01:29:24,917 --> 01:29:25,747 okay 1353 01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:26,580 see you later 1354 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:27,583 okay 1355 01:29:40,167 --> 01:29:41,873 Hey, Sean 1356 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:44,790 hey, how're you? Long time no see 1357 01:29:44,792 --> 01:29:45,747 good. How're you? 1358 01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:47,240 Yeah, where have you been? 1359 01:29:47,917 --> 01:29:49,908 Sorry, I'll talk to you later, okay? 1360 01:29:49,917 --> 01:29:50,917 Okay, take care 1361 01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:09,948 I have been away for so long 1362 01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:12,866 not sure why the banana still hasn't gone bad 1363 01:30:17,042 --> 01:30:18,953 I always wanted to know 1364 01:30:20,708 --> 01:30:22,573 the key you left at my house... 1365 01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,032 What's it for? 1366 01:30:27,042 --> 01:30:28,202 My front door 1367 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,457 then... how did you get home? 1368 01:30:34,125 --> 01:30:36,912 Locksmith, what else could it be? 1369 01:30:38,625 --> 01:30:39,660 Why? 1370 01:30:40,292 --> 01:30:43,455 Perhaps I am just like you, believing that 1371 01:30:44,792 --> 01:30:48,080 unconditional love is true love 1372 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,206 Can you dance? 1373 01:30:57,292 --> 01:30:59,078 Should be easy 1374 01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:01,952 perhaps it is like 1375 01:31:03,042 --> 01:31:05,328 surfing in between music notes 1376 01:31:09,792 --> 01:31:11,657 listen to your bullshit! 1377 01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:14,042 Idiot 1378 01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:10,449 "If you believe there is a mountain, then there is a mountain' - Sean" 1379 01:32:13,125 --> 01:32:15,662 if you believe there is a mountain, then there is a mountain 1380 01:33:20,625 --> 01:33:22,161 I finally understand 1381 01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:25,912 an ocean without waves is not an ocean 1382 01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:28,956 just like love without pain 1383 01:33:29,167 --> 01:33:30,748 is not love 1384 01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:35,116 we can't avoid getting hurt 1385 01:33:35,917 --> 01:33:41,867 but we can choose to get back up again 1386 01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:07,367 My friends all call Emily a liar 1387 01:34:09,208 --> 01:34:11,995 and say they have the photos to prove it 1388 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,787 but I don't want to see the proof 1389 01:34:18,625 --> 01:34:20,536 I'd rather believe that 1390 01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:23,165 I once fell in love with 1391 01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:25,828 a girl who eats nail clippers 1392 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:29,163 special appearances ekin Cheng 1393 01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:33,572 special appearances sie yi lin hsu wei ning 1394 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:37,697 lin chen shi lin yu chih jacky cai joy sheng 1395 01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:41,822 visual effects supervisor sound designer Bart wong tu duu-chih 89583