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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,649 Once upon a time, 2 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,489 there was a little ogre named Shrek... 3 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,365 ...who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. 4 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,869 It was a pretty nasty place, but he was happy 5 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,459 because ogres like nasty. 6 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:06,711 On his birthday, the little ogre's parents sat him down to talk, 7 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:11,474 just as all ogre parents had for hundreds of years before. 8 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,678 ♪ Listen, son 9 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:21,317 ♪ You're growing up so quickly 10 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,902 ♪ Growing up 11 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:29,534 ♪ Bigger by the day 12 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:33,825 ♪ Although we want you here The rules are very clear 13 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,617 - ♪ Now you're seven - ♪ Now you're seven 14 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:42,710 - ♪ So it's time to go away - ♪ So it's time to go away 15 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:49,674 ♪ Your mama packed a sandwich for your trip 16 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:53,636 ♪ Your papa packed your boots in case of snow 17 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,642 - ♪ You're gonna make us proud - ♪ You're gonna make us proud 18 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,849 - ♪ No backing up allowed - ♪ No backing up allowed 19 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,982 - ♪ Just keep walking - ♪ Just keep walking 20 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,313 - ♪ And you'll find - ♪ And you'll find 21 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:07,980 - ♪ Somewhere to go - ♪ Somewhere to go 22 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:13,869 - ♪ It's a big, bright, beautiful world - ♪ It's a big, bright, beautiful world 23 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,782 - ♪ With happiness all around - ♪ With happiness all around 24 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,871 - ♪ It's peaches and cream - ♪ It's peaches and cream 25 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:24,459 - ♪ And every dream comes true - ♪ And every dream comes true 26 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:31,129 - ♪ But not for you - ♪ But not for you 27 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:35,432 - ♪ It's a big, bright, beautiful world - ♪ It's a big, bright, beautiful world 28 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:39,561 - ♪ With possibilities everywhere - ♪ With possibilities everywhere 29 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,973 - ♪ And just around the bend - ♪ And just around the bend 30 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:46,064 - ♪ There's a friend or two - ♪ There's a friend or two 31 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,649 - ♪ But not for you - ♪ But not for you 32 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,440 ♪ We're ugly, son 33 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:54,780 ♪ Which means that life is harder 34 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,321 No, no, no! 35 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,865 ♪ People hate the things 36 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:05,709 ♪ They cannot understand 37 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:09,796 ♪ And when they look at us They tend to make a fuss 38 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,007 ♪ Burn our houses down 39 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:17,050 ♪ And chase us 40 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,183 - ♪ Off our land - ♪ Off our land 41 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,014 ♪ It's important that you find a cozy cesspit 42 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:28,231 ♪ A place no one would ever dare to tread 43 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:32,694 ♪ And if they happen by Make sure you terrify them 44 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:36,861 - ♪ If you don't, son - ♪ If you don't, son 45 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:41,703 - ♪ Then you'll surely wind up dead - ♪ Then you'll surely wind up dead 46 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:47,713 - ♪ Goodbye! - ♪ Goodbye! 47 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:52,672 ♪ Watch out for men with pitchforks! ♪ 48 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,638 And so, the little ogre went on his merry way. 49 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,970 And wherever he went, crowds would welcome him 50 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:03,683 with festive torches and hatchets and fun things like that. 51 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,815 But whenever the little ogre tried to join in the fun... 52 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,153 ...his new friends would suddenly realize they had other things to do. 53 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,232 So the ogre did what his parents had told him to. 54 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,867 He found a perfectly rancid swamp, 55 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,496 and there he stayed for many years, all alone, 56 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:25,956 but very happy with how his life had turned out. 57 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:34,259 Oh, come on. Not again. Aw... 58 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:45,430 ♪ Keep your big, bright, beautiful world 59 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:49,817 ♪ I'm happy where I am, all alone 60 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,602 ♪ I've got all I need 61 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,863 ♪ So read the stinkin' sign! 62 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,365 Ow! 63 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,199 ♪ Keep your big, bright, beautiful world 64 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,408 ♪ I party on my own anyway 65 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:11,338 ♪ Doin' what I can with a one-man conga-line 66 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,208 ♪ Yeah, your big, bright beautiful world 67 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,423 ♪ ls all teddy bears and unicorns 68 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:23,138 ♪ Take your fluffy fun and shove it where the sun don't shine! 69 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,850 ♪ I prefer a life like this 70 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:32,735 ♪ It's not that complicated 71 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,818 ♪ Sure, I'm fated to be lonely and I'm destined to be hated 72 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:40,780 ♪ If you read the books they say it's why I was created 73 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,819 ♪ But I don't care 74 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,998 ♪ 'Cause being liked 75 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:53,331 ♪ ls grossly overrated 76 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:58,461 ♪ Who needs a big, bright, beautiful world? 77 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:02,427 ♪ I've got my own little patch of the world 78 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:08,267 ♪ It's not a big, bright beautiful world 79 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:13,025 ♪ But it's mine 80 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,312 ♪ All alone, it's mine 81 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:22,156 ♪ And it's mine 82 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,194 Yeah! 83 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:28,491 ♪ All mine! ♪ 84 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,973 Right this way! 85 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,730 - Aw! - Ooh! 86 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,769 - Don't mind the mud. - You'll get used to it. 87 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,562 This is not appropriate for wood. 88 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,571 I'm gonna bail if we're in here for too long. 89 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,576 You know what? This bog... 90 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:08,238 - This place is a dump! - It's awful. 91 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,500 - Take deep breaths, brother. - He has panic attacks. 92 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,753 - This little piggy needs some Paxil. - Oh! 93 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,663 Look, you read Lord Farquaad's decree. 94 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,582 Yeah, yeah, we read it. 95 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:23,219 "All fairy-tale creatures have been banished from the Kingdom of Duloc. 96 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:28,054 All fruitcakes and freaks will be sent to a 'resettlement facility.'" 97 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,265 - Um... it smells like butt. - Yes. 98 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,771 She's right. It really stinks. 99 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,524 When I call your name, step forward. 100 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,435 Pinocchio, the Puppet! 101 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,821 I am not a puppet, I'm a real boy. 102 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,403 - That's your patch of mud down there. - Thank you very much. 103 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,789 - Shoemaker's Elf! - Yes. Right here. 104 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:55,836 - Ugly Duckling! - Aw! Dumped on a swamp! 105 00:08:55,994 --> 00:09:01,797 Man, I tell you, sometimes being a fairy-tale creature sucks pine sap! 106 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:06,630 ♪ Life is disappointing 107 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,720 ♪ Woe is what I know 108 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,477 ♪ Outed by my nose 109 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:17,766 ♪ That's just how it goes for poor Pinocchio 110 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,982 ♪ Story of my life Always doomed to fail 111 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:26,321 ♪ Cheated by a fox Swallowed by a whale 112 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:30,238 ♪ That's the story of my life, oh yeah 113 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,327 ♪ That's the story of my life 114 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:37,161 Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign. 115 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,418 No, that's too far! 116 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,174 Too close. 117 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,085 Ah! Just right. 118 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,130 ♪ Strife is never ending 119 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,263 Fairy Godmother! 120 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,767 - ♪ Banished from the town - Wicked Witch! 121 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,769 ♪ They dragged me from the pond 122 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,851 ♪ They broke my magic wand 123 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,359 ♪ They blew our condos down 124 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,861 Mad Hatter! 125 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,865 ♪ Life is but a witch hunt 126 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:10,823 ♪ Mama's in the mud Mama's in distress 127 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,532 ♪ They ridiculed my hat 128 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,368 ♪ They said that we were fat 129 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:18,536 ♪ They tore my cotton granny dress and called me a hot and tranny mess 130 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,544 Sugar Plum Fairy! 131 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:24,378 ♪ Story of my life Booted from the ball 132 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,384 ♪ The party's off the hook 133 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,716 ♪ But I'm too off-the-wall 134 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,676 ♪ That's the story of my life 135 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:31,931 You're late, Rabbit! 136 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,562 - ♪ That's the story of my life - Have fun, you guys. 137 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,643 ♪ That's the story of my life 138 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:43,185 And remember, if we find you back in the kingdom, 139 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,149 you will be executed. 140 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:59,584 ♪ I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending 141 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,417 ♪ And this right here? Not how it goes 142 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:07,255 ♪ I always dreamed I'd get an "ever after" 143 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,341 ♪ If this is it, it blows 144 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,005 ♪ It blows 145 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,932 ♪ It blows 146 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:18,766 This is worse than that time I caught Dutch elm disease in Tijuana! 147 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,100 ♪ Story of my life 148 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:24,769 ♪ All the wasted prayers All the broken dreams 149 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,686 ♪ All the broken chairs 150 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,696 ♪ All the damage done 151 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,402 All the busted beds 152 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:34,195 - ♪ All the shattered bowls - ♪ And the porridge on our heads 153 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,623 ♪ That's the story of my life, yes, sir 154 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,251 ♪ That's the story of my life, oy vey! 155 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,456 ♪ That's the story of my 156 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,382 ♪ Life ♪ 157 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,481 What are you doing in my swamp? 158 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,190 Oh, gosh! 159 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,320 Well, we were forced to come here. 160 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,823 - Forced? By who? - Lord Farquaad! 161 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,484 He huffed und he puffed und he signed an eviction notice. 162 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,321 Oh, really?! Well, not my problem. 163 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,742 Now you all need to turn around and go back where you came from. 164 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,036 Go back? We can't go back! 165 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:27,297 Farquaad will turn us into bratwurst! 166 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,674 Oh! The guy's bad news. 167 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:33,006 Hey, maybe you could talking to him, huh? 168 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,048 Yeah, he'd listen to you! 169 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,716 You're big and scary. 170 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,682 I'm also an ogre, which means I stay on my swamp 171 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,347 and avoid large crowds. Or haven't you read the stories? 172 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:49,315 Ha! You mean those stories that say that I'm a big, bad wolf? 173 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,855 - Oh yeah! That's so funny! - Hey... 174 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,774 And the ones that say I'm a wicked witch? 175 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:01,202 Or... Or the ones that say that I'm a "wooden boy." 176 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,707 What? I'm not a wooden boy. 177 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,042 I have a glandular condition. 178 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,385 Look here, ogre, I'm gonna spell it out for you. 179 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,427 We don't want us here any more than you do. 180 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,720 But you are the only one 181 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,890 tough enough to stand up to that no-good flimflammer Farquaad. 182 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,229 Tough enough? You don't even know me! 183 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,232 ♪ I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending 184 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:39,073 ♪ It was foretold in my horoscope 185 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,830 ♪ Can't you help us out with an "ever after"? 186 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:48,086 ♪ Can't you see that you're our only hope? 187 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,669 - No. - ♪ You're our only hope 188 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,880 - ♪ Hope - ♪ You're our only hope 189 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,886 ♪ H-O-P-E Hope 190 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,763 ♪ You're our only hope 191 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,673 ♪ Esperanza 192 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,719 - ♪ You're our only... ♪ - OK, fine, I get it! 193 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:08,937 Attention, all fairy-tale things! Your welcome is officially worn out! 194 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,100 I'm gonna go see this Farquaad guy right now, 195 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,612 and get you all off my land and back where you came from! 196 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,982 ♪ Time to say goodbye Time to say farewell 197 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,944 ♪ Time for you to fly It's been really swell! 198 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,408 ♪ Gosh, I'm gonna cry Time to say goodbye 199 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,572 I'll be right back. 200 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,121 - ♪ Time to say vamoose - Don't get comfortable! 201 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,877 - ♪ Ogre on the loose - And don't touch my... 202 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:36,423 ♪ Time to say goodbye ♪ 203 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,423 Don't die! 204 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:50,019 It's my swamp. I'm going to your house and breaking... 205 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:02,653 Whoa! 206 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,992 Somebody stop that donkey! 207 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,825 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 208 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,670 - Hey, how you doin'? - I hear him over here! 209 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,672 Help a donkey out, would you? 210 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,959 Oh, no! 211 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,887 - It's hideous! - Oh, that's not very nice. 212 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,012 It's just a donkey. 213 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,014 - Step aside, ogre, and let us at him. - Why? What did he do? 214 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,302 I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! 215 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,564 He's a talking donkey. A freak of nature. 216 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,100 As are you, you unsavory beast. 217 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,521 Hey, now, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom, you are. 218 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,110 Mm... By the order of Lord Farquaad, 219 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,150 I am authorized to place you both under arrest! 220 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,862 Under arrest, eh? 221 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,454 I want to go home right now! 222 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,884 This is the part where you run away. 223 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,222 And don't come back! 224 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,395 Can I just say? That was incredible. 225 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,734 Man, they were trippin' over themselves to get away from you. 226 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,899 - I like that. - Oh, good, I'm glad. 227 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,443 Now, why don't you go celebrate your narrow escape with your friends. 228 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,612 - But I don't have any friends. - Now there's a shocker. 229 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,997 Say, you lost or something? 230 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,705 No, I'm just trying to figure out the best route to Duloc. 231 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,416 Oh. Duloc? 232 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,332 I know Duloc. You gotta let me show you the way, 233 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,797 because I am like a GPS with fur! 234 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,385 - I'll be fine on my own, thanks. - But nobody's fine on their own! 235 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,049 Not when you look like we do! 236 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,344 Hey! Didn't you hear what they said? 237 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,889 Man, this place is goin' Stepford! We gotta join forces! 238 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,808 Otherwise they'll lock me up, and I cannot go back in a cage! 239 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:57,975 I don't know if I mentioned this or not, 240 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,612 but I did six years in solitary for impersonating a piñata. 241 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,280 Oh! That was really scary. 242 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,789 And if that don't work, if you don't mind my saying, 243 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,792 your breath will certainly get the job done. 244 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,998 Listen, little donkey, take a look at me. What am I? 245 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,338 - Really green? - No! I'm an ogre! 246 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,595 You know, grab your torch and pitchforks! 247 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,380 - Doesn't that bother you? - Nope. 248 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,595 - Really? - Really, really. 249 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:34,354 - Oh. - Damn, I like you. What's your name? 250 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,472 - Shrek. - Shrek? 251 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,811 Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? 252 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,648 You got that whole, "I don't care what anybody thinks of me" thing. 253 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,029 I like that. I respect that, Shrek. 254 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,689 You all right. 255 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,857 ♪ Hey, hey, hey You gotta let me go with you 256 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:50,119 ♪ You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak 257 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:55,158 ♪ Well, maybe you do But that's why we gotta stick together 258 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:59,170 ♪ No, no, no Don't speak, don't speak, don't speak 259 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:03,291 ♪ Just hear me out I might surprise you 260 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:07,007 ♪ I'll be a friend when others despise you 261 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:11,015 ♪ Don't roll your eyes! Stop with the mopin'! 262 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:16,725 ♪ You need a pal My calendar's open 263 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:20,437 I I'll bring you soup when you feel congested 264 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,195 ♪ I'll bail you out when you get arrested 265 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:28,108 ♪ I got your back when things get scary 266 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:32,120 I And I'll shave it when it gets hairy 267 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,451 ♪ Don't let me go 268 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,460 ♪ Don't let me go Don't let me go 269 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,746 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 270 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:45,041 ♪ You need me You need me 271 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,882 I I'll treat you right and never act shoddy 272 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:53,095 ♪ If you kill a man I'll hide the body 273 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,557 ♪ What do you say? You're not responding 274 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,394 ♪ I think we're bonding! 275 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,562 ♪ Don't let me go Don't let me go 276 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,230 ♪ Don't let me go 277 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,740 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 278 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,368 ♪ You need me 279 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,951 ♪ You and me, we belong together 280 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,582 ♪ Like butter and grits Like Kibbles 'n Bits 281 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,914 ♪ Like yin and yang Sturm and Drang 282 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,546 ♪ Like Eng and Chang Attached at the hip 283 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,173 ♪ But not an old lady hip that might break 284 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,632 ♪ I'm gonna be on you like a fat kid on cake 285 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,716 Num, num, num... 286 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,506 ♪ Like Cupid and Psyche Like Pop Rocks and Mikey 287 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,095 ♪ We'll stick together like that Velcro stuff 288 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,804 ♪ I'm the fuzzy side You'll be the spiky 289 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,561 Ooh! ♪ Like little kids and pajamas with those funny things at the bottom 290 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,687 ♪ You know, fee-ties 291 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,224 ♪ Like donuts and what goes with donuts? 292 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:47,112 ♪ Donuts and diabetes 293 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:57,703 ♪ Don't let me go Don't let me go 294 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,958 ♪ Hold me! Hug me! Take me! Please! 295 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,414 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na 296 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,670 ♪ Please don't let me go 297 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,081 ♪ I need you, I need you, I need you 298 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:12,004 ♪ I need you, I need you, I need you I need you, I need you, I need you 299 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,844 ♪ Don't let me 300 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,225 ♪ Go! Go! Go! 301 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:22,981 ♪ Don't let me g-g-g-g-g-go! ♪ 302 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:39,451 OK, look, only because I'm lost, you can come. 303 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,832 Uh-uh... On one condition! 304 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,664 You keep the jabbering to a minimum. 305 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,500 You got it! No jabbering! Man, you will not regret this. 306 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,164 - Too late. - Now, that's what I'm talking about! 307 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:53,302 Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends off on a whirlwind big city adventure! 308 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,688 ♪ Farquaad is on his way 309 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,478 ♪ He's on his way 310 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,443 ♪ He is nearly here 311 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,238 ♪ He's down the hall, getting close 312 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,869 ♪ He is just outside 313 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,205 ♪ Behind the door 314 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,866 ♪ He is on... 315 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,043 ♪ ...his... 316 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,374 ♪ ...way 317 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,133 ♪ Here... he... is 318 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,216 ♪ Right... here ♪ 319 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:59,194 Thelonius, I'm ready. Bring in the cookie! 320 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,911 Oh, gosh. Uh-oh. What's happening now? 321 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:08,578 Oh! This is scary. Oh, no! 322 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,383 No! It's you! 323 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,590 "Run, run, run as fast as you can, 324 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,426 you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!" 325 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:23,931 Look what you've done to my legs! You are a monster! 326 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,266 I'm not the monster here, you are. 327 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,682 You and the rest of that fairy-tale trash poisoning my perfect world. 328 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,444 I know I haven't gotten them all, so tell me, where are the others? 329 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,946 Eat me! 330 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,607 No, no, no, no. 331 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,777 I've tried to be fair to you creatures, now my patience has reached its end. 332 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,868 - Tell me or I'll... - No! 333 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:49,661 Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! 334 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:53,297 All right then, who is hiding them? 335 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,425 OK, I'll tell you. 336 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,464 Do you know the Muffin Man? 337 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,303 - The Muffin Man? - The Muffin Man. 338 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:06,435 Yes, I know the Muffin Man who lives on Drury Lane? 339 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,473 Well, she's married to the Muffin Man. 340 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,891 - The Muffin Man? - The Muffin Man! 341 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:14,564 She's married to the Muffin Man. 342 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,980 My Lord, we have scoured the land tirelessly 343 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,069 and have finally found the one treasure you most seek! 344 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,212 A pretty pony? 345 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,134 No, it's the Magic Mirror, sire. 346 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,887 Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in! And take that cookie to the swamp! 347 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,549 The swamp is no place for a baked good! 348 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,888 You're horrible! Horrible! 349 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,483 Boo! 350 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:59,693 Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? 351 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:04,861 Ah, yes, Duloc is a wondrous land, but there's one thing you forgot. 352 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:08,201 You are not a king, My Liege, and so a kingdom this is not. 353 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,366 Uh, Thelonius. 354 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,160 You were saying? 355 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:16,422 What I mean is, you're not a king yet, but you can become one. 356 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,378 All you have to do is marry a princess. 357 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:21,464 - Go on. - So just sit back and relax, My Lord, 358 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,799 because it's time for you to play 359 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,011 Duloc's fastest growing date show sensation, 360 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,473 This is Your Wife! 361 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,683 Yay! 362 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:34,644 Now let's meet today's eligible bachelorettes! 363 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,560 Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in 364 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,569 from a kingdom far, far away. 365 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,902 She likes sushi and hot-tubbing anytime! 366 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,693 Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil step-sisters! 367 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:49,079 - Please welcome Cinderella! - I love the broom. Yeah. 368 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,081 Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl 369 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,412 from the land of fancy. 370 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,293 She may live with seven other men, but she's not easy! 371 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,797 Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is! 372 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:01,926 - Come on, give it up for Snow White! - She's in Tupperware. 373 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,928 Bachelorette number three lives in a dragon-guarded castle, 374 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:08,216 surrounded by hot boiling lava! 375 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,804 - But don't let that cool you off. 376 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,641 She likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. 377 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:16,182 Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! 378 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,101 So will it be bachelorette number one... 379 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,111 - I don't know! - ...bachelorette number two, 380 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,945 - or bachelorette number three? - They're all so nice. I don't know. 381 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,610 Boys, what do you say? One, two, three, one, three, one? 382 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,701 One, three, two, three... There's no four. All right, all right. 383 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,116 Bachelorette number three! Hm? 384 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:38,288 Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona! 385 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,675 Princess Fiona. She's perfect. 386 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:51,266 Except for that dragon and lava thing. I'll have to find someone else to go. 387 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,769 You know, I should probably mention this little thing about the princess 388 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,725 - that happens at night. - I will make Fiona my queen, 389 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,765 and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! 390 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,649 - Yes, but after sunset... - Silence, silence. 391 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,902 Captain, round up your men, summon the citizens! 392 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:05,156 Thelonius, tell the royal coiffeur I'll need my hair pressed! 393 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,658 We're going to get a queen! 394 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:12,162 But-But... But you didn't even look at my special features! 395 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,744 Check this out. I've got extras! 396 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:20,170 Fiona's Portrait Gallery, The Story of the Curse, Deleted Scenes. 397 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,333 Wanna know more? Just click on "Backstory" 398 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,343 and you'll get to see the princess when she was seven years old. 399 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,297 Seven years old, seven years old... 400 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:32,012 Settle in, girls, it's story time. 401 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,688 ♪ "There's a princess in a tower" 402 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,474 ♪ Oh, my gosh, that's just like me 403 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:44,396 ♪ "Poor Rapunzel, needs a haircut 404 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,189 ♪ But the witch won't set her free 405 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:50,735 ♪ She passes time by singing" Like someone else I know 406 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:55,156 ♪ "As years go by she sits and waits" As years go by? Uh-oh 407 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:58,917 ♪ "A torturous existence" I don't remember this pan' 408 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:03,001 ♪ "She wishes she were dead" Skip ahead, skip ahead 409 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:07,714 ♪ "But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire 410 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,049 ♪ The prince is good at climbing 411 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:14,183 ♪ And braiding golden hair" 412 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:18,016 ♪ So I know he'll appear 413 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:22,399 ♪ 'Cause there are rules and there are strictures 414 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:28,486 ♪ I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight 415 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:32,402 ♪ My white knight and his steed 416 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:35,822 ♪ Will look just like these pictures 417 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:41,415 ♪ It won't be long now, I guarantee 418 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:45,957 ♪ Day number 23 419 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:55,175 ♪ I know it's today 420 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:02,060 Here's a good one, it's a classic. 421 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,061 ♪ "There's a princess in a coma" 422 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,945 ♪ Glad it's her instead of me 423 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:12,449 ♪ "Pretty maiden in a glass box" 424 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:16,033 ♪ How, I wonder, does she pee? 425 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,449 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, "poison apple" Boring, boring "evil queen" 426 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,915 ♪ Filler, filler, been there, read that! Seven shorties on the scene 427 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,295 ♪ Skip ahead, skip ahead 428 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:30,085 ♪ "But in the end the princess wakes up with a start 429 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,423 ♪ The prince is good at kissing 430 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:36,636 ♪ And melting Snow White's heart" 431 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:40,393 ♪ So I know he'll appear 432 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,807 ♪ And his armor will be blinding 433 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:50,571 ♪ As shining as his perfect teeth and manly hose 434 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,074 ♪ He'll propose on one knee 435 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,658 ♪ And our pre-nup will be binding 436 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:03,246 ♪ About time we set a wedding date 437 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:07,333 ♪ Day number 958 438 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:12,046 ♪ I know it's today 439 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:18,095 ♪ He'll show up today 440 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:24,851 ♪ There's a princess Any princess 441 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:28,392 ♪ Take your pick, they're all like me 442 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,937 ♪ Not exactly, I'm still waiting 443 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,903 ♪ They're out living happily 444 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:38,569 ♪ "Ever after" better get here I want love in seconds flat 445 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:42,330 ♪ No one needs these middle bits Whoops, did I do that? 446 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:46,084 ♪ Cut the villains, cut the vamping Cut this fairy tale 447 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:49,463 ♪ Cut the peril and the pitfalls Cut the puppet and the whale 448 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:53,091 ♪ Cut the monsters, cut the curses Keep the intro, cut the verses 449 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:57,380 ♪ And the waiting, the waiting the waiting, the waiting 450 00:29:57,546 --> 00:30:01,722 ♪ The waiting! 451 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:07,306 ♪ But I know he'll appear 452 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:12,103 ♪ Though I seem a bit bipolar 453 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:17,526 ♪ And I'm a vandal now as well Hope he won't mind 454 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,078 ♪ I'm a find, I'm a catch 455 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:24,957 ♪ And a very gifted bowler 456 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:30,417 ♪ It won't be long now, I guarantee 457 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,378 ♪ Day number... 458 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,918 ♪ Are you there, God? 459 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:45,266 ♪ It's me Fiona 460 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:50,023 ♪ Now I know he'll appear 461 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,777 ♪ 'Cause there are rules and there are strictures 462 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,940 ♪ I believe the storybooks I read 463 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,279 ♪ By candlelight 464 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:04,072 ♪ My white knight My knight and his steed 465 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:07,366 ♪ Will look just like these pictures 466 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:13,126 ♪ It won't be long now, I guarantee 467 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:17,133 - ♪ Day number 23... - ♪ Day number 958... 468 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:22,674 ♪ Day number 8,400 469 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:26,389 ♪ And 23 470 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,975 - ♪ I know it's today - ♪ I know... 471 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:32,561 - ♪ I know it's today - ♪ It's today 472 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:36,103 - ♪ I know it's today - ♪ I know it's today 473 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:42,201 ♪ I know it's today ♪ 474 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,263 OK, OK, OK. The rules are very simple. 475 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,891 Whoever spots a horse and cart along the road... 476 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,177 - Punch buggy! - Ow! 477 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,768 Fun, right? 478 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,859 No! What kind of insane game is that? 479 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,439 - Haven't you ever been on a road trip? - No. 480 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,196 Man, you need to get out more, because... Punch buggy! 481 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,823 Ow! 482 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:24,576 I got you. I got you with that wagon full of hay over there. 483 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,407 Donkey, if you do that one more time... 484 00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:28,288 See, that's another reason why you need me around. 485 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:31,542 Who else is gonna fill you in on all the fun stuff you missed out on? 486 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,202 You may not know it, but you are one lucky ogre... 487 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:36,622 - Punch buggy! - Ow! 488 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,041 - Mutton cart at three o'clock. - Mother Hubbard, that hurt! 489 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,505 You know, you're right, that was pretty fun. Shall we play again? 490 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,545 No, that's OK, you win. 491 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,932 Maybe we should move on to I Spy, or I Went on a Picnic, 492 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,809 or something that's not gonna put me in a body cast. 493 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,015 Donkey, look! 494 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:54,933 - Lord Farquaad's castle. - Didn't I tell you I'd find it? 495 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,146 It's a bit much, isn't it? 496 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,817 Do you think he might be compensating for something? 497 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,949 Oh, forget it. 498 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:10,910 Welcome to the Celebrate Duloc Festival! The show's about to begin! 499 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,745 - Hey! Hey, you! - Ogre! 500 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:16,287 Now, look, I'm not gonna eat you! I just want to ask... 501 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,581 Ooh... 502 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:25,595 Oh, my God! 503 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,928 Why? Why? 504 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:31,510 This place is weird. 505 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,395 Let's just find this Farquaad guy and get out of here. 506 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,181 I wanna stop by the gift shop and get a T-shirt. 507 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,225 We're not stopping for T-shirts! 508 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:46,071 ♪ Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect town 509 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:49,278 ♪ Here we have some rules Let us lay them down 510 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:52,914 ♪ Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine 511 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:56,077 ♪ Duloc is a perfect place 512 00:33:56,243 --> 00:34:00,544 ♪ Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your... face 513 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:04,005 ♪ Duloc is, Duloc is 514 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:09,469 ♪ Duloc is a perfect place ♪ 515 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,852 And here's the man who made it happen! 516 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:17,480 That towering colossus of moxie! 517 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:21,940 Lord Farquaad! 518 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:24,981 Oh, it's you! What a terrific surprise. 519 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:31,153 ♪ Once upon a time this place was infested 520 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:35,165 ♪ Freaks on every corner I had them all arrested 521 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,748 ♪ Hey nonny-nonny-nonny-no 522 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:43,669 ♪ If you had a quirk you didn't pass inspection 523 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:48,008 ♪ We all have our standards But I will have perfection 524 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:53,304 ♪ And so And so 525 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:02,526 ♪ Things are looking up here in Duloc 526 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:03,685 ♪ Just take a look 527 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:07,356 ♪ The things I'm cooking up here in Duloc 528 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,694 ♪ He likes to cook 529 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:11,360 ♪ A model that amazes 530 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:13,824 ♪ A plan with seven phases 531 00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:16,410 ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum 532 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:19,668 ♪ Things are looking up here in Duloc 533 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:23,626 - ♪ They're looking up - ♪ In Duloc! 534 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:28,589 ♪ The ladies all look swell The men are so dashing 535 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,887 ♪ Thanks to my new dress code 536 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:33,674 ♪ The fashion's never clashing 537 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,561 ♪ Hey nonny-nonny-nonny-no 538 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,810 - ♪ This castle I had built - ♪ Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad 539 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,100 - ♪ ls taller than the cliff tops - ♪ Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad 540 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,735 - ♪ A city like a postcard - ♪ Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad 541 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,896 ♪ A monorail and gift shops 542 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,691 - ♪ And so - ♪ And so 543 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:53,485 ♪ And so 544 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,906 ♪ No one from the gutter in Duloc 545 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,073 ♪ He's takin' aim 546 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,743 ♪ Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc 547 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:02,957 ♪ We're all the same 548 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:06,589 ♪ The upshot is enormous when you can shout... 549 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:09,422 - "Conform us!" - ♪ Yes, things 550 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:14,556 ♪ Are looking up 551 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,219 ♪ Here in Duloc 552 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:23,232 Hey, let's hear it for those Duloc dancers! Aren't they terrific, huh? 553 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,313 Ha! 554 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:33,984 POW! 555 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:41,078 Come on! Ha! Ooh! 556 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:44,043 Ooh! Oh! 557 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:46,754 Boys! 558 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:57,508 ♪ There's no sign of slowing We're growing! We're growing! 559 00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,392 ♪ Look, he's growing! 560 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,600 ♪ And growing! And growing! 561 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:06,642 ♪ Look at him grow 562 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:08,810 Just look at me grow! 563 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:13,073 ♪ Things are looking up here 564 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,279 ♪ We practiced this pan' both forward and back 565 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:17,365 ♪ We make one mistake and we get the rack 566 00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:21,327 ♪ Things I'm cooking up here 567 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,742 ♪ He taught us to dance with razzamatazz 568 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:26,161 ♪ He's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz 569 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,706 ♪ My hard work and my rigor 570 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:34,925 ♪ Have made me so much bigger 571 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:44,688 ♪ Things are looking up 572 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:48,476 ♪ Things are looking up here in Duloc! 573 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:51,520 - ♪ Ahhhh - ♪ Here in Duloc 574 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,814 ♪ Ahhhh 575 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:58,656 ♪ Up, up, up, up, up! ♪ 576 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,700 And now, good people of Duloc, the moment you've all been waiting for. 577 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:42,158 The raffle drawing to determine who will have the honor of setting forth 578 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,745 to rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon! 579 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,750 - Spin that barrel! - Excuse me. 580 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,254 - No, come on! - Don't leave me! 581 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,462 - No, no... - No, no, no, no! 582 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,806 - Hey, are you Lord Farquaad? - Ah! 583 00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:07,896 Maybe. 584 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,973 Does the name strike fear in your heart? 585 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,562 No, but that little hat does. 586 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:13,726 Who let this thing in here? 587 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:16,487 Look, I'll be out of your silky hair as soon as you give me my swamp back. 588 00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:17,818 - Your swamp? - Yes, where you dumped 589 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:20,279 - those fairy-tale creatures. - News flash, ogre, 590 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:23,320 that oozing mud pit is actually within the province of Duloc, 591 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,113 therefore under my jurisdiction. 592 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,033 - Now look here, half-pint! - Wait a minute. 593 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:31,954 Wait a minute. 594 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,463 - Oh, this is too perfect. - What is? 595 00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:36,465 You! You're big and hulking and wonderfully expendable. 596 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,626 People of Duloc, we have a winner! 597 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,138 Congratulations, ogre. 598 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,426 You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest! 599 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,594 - But we're already on a quest. - To get my swamp back! 600 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,137 Yes, and you've nearly accomplished it! 601 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:52,148 All you need to do is one more simple little task, 602 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:54,435 and I'll hand over the deed to your swamp. 603 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,569 And what exactly is this little task? 604 00:39:56,728 --> 00:40:00,028 There's just this package that I need picked up. 605 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:03,819 Miss Duloc, fill them in and show them out! 606 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:09,909 ♪ My people, your queen is on her way 607 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,827 ♪ Things are looking up 608 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:16,085 ♪ Things are looking up 609 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:20,468 ♪ Things are looking up here in Duloc 610 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:25,007 ♪ Here in Duloc 611 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:28,180 ♪ And no one's gonna bring 612 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:32,814 ♪ Me down ♪ 613 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:48,120 Little task, my hoof! 614 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,533 Rescue a princess? Fight a dragon? Man, we got jacked! 615 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:55,294 We? I don't remember inviting a donkey on this leg of the journey. 616 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:56,204 I don't get it, Shrek. 617 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,794 Why didn't you just make him give you your swamp back? 618 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,675 Ooh! Pull some of that ogre stuff on him. 619 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,256 You know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress. 620 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,717 - The whole ogre trip. - For your information, 621 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,178 there's a lot more to ogres than people think. 622 00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:12,391 - Hm. Example? - Example. OK. 623 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:15,648 Ogres are like onions. 624 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,684 - They stink? - Yes. No! 625 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:18,976 - Uh, they make you cry? - No! 626 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,736 You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown 627 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,897 and start sprouting little white hairs. 628 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,902 No! Layers. Onions have layers. 629 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:30,994 Ogres have layers. 630 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,783 Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers! 631 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:36,453 Oh... You both got layers. 632 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:38,292 But you know, not everybody likes onions. 633 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:42,300 Parfaits! Everybody likes parfaits, and they have layers! 634 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,883 Have you ever met a person that said, "Hey, let's get some parfaits," 635 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:49,345 and they be like, "Hell no, I don't like no parfaits!" 636 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,682 - Parfaits are delicious. - I don't care! 637 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,097 Ogres are not like parfaits! 638 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:58,767 Parfaits might be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. 639 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:02,779 This may turn into the longest day of my entire life. 640 00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:07,113 - I got the perfect remedy for that! - Oh, no, I'm not interested. 641 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:10,279 ♪ Sing a song, yes, a travel song 642 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,698 ♪ When you gotta go somewhere 643 00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:16,251 ♪ 'Cause the fun is getting there, yeah 644 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:19,208 ♪ What the heck I must confess I love a road trip 645 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,089 ♪ Sing a song, hit the trail 646 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,127 ♪ Forget the maps, forget the guides 647 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:29,389 ♪ Before you know it you've made strides with me 648 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:36,146 ♪ And I know all I need all along is a path and a pal and a song 649 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:40,104 ♪ So I'm singin' and I'm pallin' with you 650 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,270 See? Makes the time go by faster! 651 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,815 - ♪ Why me? Why me? - This is nice. 652 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:49,734 - ♪ Tell me what was my crime? - We are strolling. 653 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,745 ♪ As chatty as a parrot More annoying than a mime 654 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,327 Hey look, a cat who's wearing boots! That's crazy! 655 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:58,164 ♪ Why me? Why me? 656 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:02,331 - ♪ A simple answer would be fine - This is good cardio. 657 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:04,841 ♪ Won't someone please send me a sign? 658 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:08,924 Look, a sign! Yunita Pal Avenue straight ahead! 659 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:13,934 ♪ What did I do to deserve this, honestly? 660 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,687 ♪ This ass of mine is asinine Why me? 661 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,644 - You see the little bunny? - Aye, he looks delicious. 662 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,276 An ogre! 663 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,903 What's so funny? 664 00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:29,066 I just got the "He might be compensating for something" joke. 665 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,493 - Why do you have to tell me stories? - We started fighting. 666 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,579 I was watching my stories... 667 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:47,543 ♪ As I lay in the jungle! 668 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:51,804 ♪ There's a green man and a donkey! 669 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:55,058 Oh, man, what could be better than this? 670 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:56,468 - ♪ Why me? - ♪ Sing a song! 671 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:57,760 - ♪ Why me? - ♪ Hit the road! 672 00:43:57,927 --> 00:44:00,897 - ♪ A simple answer would be fine - ♪ It's the way to get around 673 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,853 ♪ Won't someone please send me a sign? 674 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,063 ♪ Before you know it you've gained ground with me! 675 00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:08,571 - ♪ What did I do to deserve this? - ♪ And I know all I need all along 676 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:10,572 ♪ ls a path and a pal and a song 677 00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:15,202 - ♪ This ass of mine is asinine - ♪ So I'm singin' and pallin' 678 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,074 Finally! The bridge to the dragon's keep. Let's go. 679 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,494 Um, Shrek, remember when you said ogres have layers? 680 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,627 Oh, aye. 681 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,539 Well, I got a little confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers. 682 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:29,050 We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. 683 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,085 You can't tell me you're afraid of heights. 684 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:34,347 Uh, no, I'm just a bit uncomfortable 685 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,930 about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava! 686 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,852 Whoo! Wow! 687 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:49,319 That is so interesting. 688 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:52,652 Because I happen to have the perfect remedy for that. 689 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,032 Oh! You do? 690 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:56,781 What are you doing? 691 00:44:56,944 --> 00:45:00,039 ♪ Sing a song Yes, a travel song 692 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,792 ♪ That's what you've done all day 693 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,497 Not funny, Shrek! 694 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:08,381 ♪ Before you know it you're halfway with me 695 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:11,133 ♪ Ignore the fire and the peril and the lava 696 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:12,293 Whoa! 697 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:15,964 - ♪ And I know all I need all along - Let me off! Let me off! 698 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,224 - ♪ ls a path and a pal and a song - Stop it! 699 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:19,975 - ♪ So I'm singin' - Oh, no! 700 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,478 - ♪ And I'm pallin' with you - This is so wrong! 701 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,641 All right, fine! 702 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:30,983 - ♪ Why me? Why me? - There you go. 703 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:34,319 - ♪ Why God, oh, why? - Just don't look down. 704 00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:38,112 ♪ I'm too old to wet myself and much too young to die 705 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:39,244 Oh! 706 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,246 - I'm looking down! I'm looking down! - Donkey... 707 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,657 - This is it! This is where I bite it! - Donkey... 708 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:44,996 Say goodbye, Shrek, I'm goin' to heaven! 709 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:48,254 - Donkey! Just let go, I'll pull you up! - Are you crazy? 710 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:50,164 I've got your hoof, I'm not gonna drop you! 711 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:53,255 Whoa! Shrek! 712 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:04,813 ♪ What did I do to deserve you My pal evermore? 713 00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:08,145 ♪ We crossed a bridge together 714 00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:11,060 ♪ What a beautiful metaphor 715 00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:13,980 - ♪ Why me? Why me? - ♪ I'm singin' and I'm pallin' 716 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:17,195 - ♪ Why me? - ♪ And I'm travelin' 717 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:21,488 - ♪ With you ♪ - ♪ With you ♪ 718 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:24,407 That'll do, Donkey. That'll do. 719 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,541 - Thanks, Shrek. - Let go. No hugging. 720 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,346 Oh, Shrek! Was that you? 721 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:43,559 Man! You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off! 722 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,516 My mouth was open and everything! 723 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:56,106 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. 724 00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:00,951 - It's brimstone. - Yeah, right, brimstone. 725 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,078 Don't be talkin' it's the brimstone, I know what I smell, 726 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:06,741 it wasn't no brimstone, it didn't come from no stone neither. 727 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:10,912 Oh, hey, look! Oh! This'll come in handy. Hope it's fireproof. 728 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,172 All right, now you wait here. I'll be back in a bit. 729 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:14,958 Wait here? You mean by myself? 730 00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:17,752 Unless you'd rather come slay the dragon and rescue the princess? 731 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:22,048 Uh... No, I'm good. Waiting is fine. 732 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,091 I'll just sit here and twiddle my hooves. 733 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,851 Just don't get into any trouble. 734 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:29,184 - What kind of trouble can I get into? - I'm just sittin' and waitin'. 735 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:33,272 Have a little faith. 736 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:37,070 Uh... Shrek? 737 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:41,075 Shrek! 738 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,654 Shrek, is that you? 739 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:48,575 Oh! Dragon! 740 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:51,039 Well, hello, gorgeous! 741 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:55,298 - Is it dinnertime already? - Ooh! I better get my recipe box. 742 00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:57,675 - Recipe box? - What's your name, pumpkin? 743 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,631 Oh! Mommy! 744 00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:03,139 Oh, what a coincidence, that was his name, too. 745 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:07,393 And his and his and his and his. 746 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:08,552 ♪ You didn't knock 747 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,518 ♪ When you entered, baby 748 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,310 - ♪ You didn't wipe your feet - Oh! Geez. 749 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:19,276 ♪ I didn't see I did not see no "open house" sign 750 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:23,068 - ♪ Is this a Trick or Treat? - A little help here! 751 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:27,406 ♪ You need to brush up on fairy tales, friend 752 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:30,996 - ♪ 'Cause dragons like their sleep - Go on and grab some shut-eye! 753 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:35,334 ♪ I wrote the book on fire-breathing Why don't you read it and weep? 754 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:38,796 Actually, I'm already in a book club. We're reading Angela's Ashes. 755 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:42,804 ♪ I'm gonna shake you I'm gonna bake you 756 00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:46,011 ♪ I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie 757 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:48,676 - What? - ♪ Salisbury steak you 758 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:50,720 ♪ I'll Frosted Flake you 759 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:55,687 ♪ I'll patty-cake you, my donkey pot pie 760 00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:03,150 ♪ Yeah! 761 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:04,407 Wait a minute! 762 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:11,374 ♪ My, what big teeth you have 763 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,456 ♪ They're so sparkling white 764 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:17,497 ♪ I bet you hear this from all of your food 765 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:20,212 ♪ But you must bleach at night 766 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:23,048 ♪ Is that a hint of minty freshness? 767 00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:26,384 ♪ Oh, lam scared to death 768 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:29,725 ♪ I like a girl with a dazzlin' smile 769 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:33,309 ♪ And Tic Tao on her breath 770 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,724 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa 771 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:39,645 ♪ Don't kill me Lady with the pretty teeth 772 00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:49,116 ♪ I'm gonna love you 773 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:53,199 ♪ And take hold of you 774 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,418 ♪ I'll velvet glove you 775 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:57,544 Velvet glove me? 776 00:49:57,703 --> 00:50:03,710 I My donkey pot pie 777 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:08,010 I I'm gonna keep you Little Little Bo Peep you 778 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,549 ♪ I'm gonna sweep you 779 00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:14,721 ♪ Up into the sky 780 00:50:14,887 --> 00:50:16,764 ♪ I'm gonna squeeze you 781 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:20,777 ♪ I'm gonna tease you I'm gonna please you 782 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:24,690 ♪ I'm gonna have me a big ol' honkin' sloppy, gloppy 783 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:30,578 ♪ Cherry on the toppy piece of donkey pot pie 784 00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:32,454 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na 785 00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:34,615 ♪ Donkey! Donkey! 786 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:37,251 - ♪ Donkey pot - Oh, no! 787 00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:43,132 ♪ Pie- ♪ 788 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:47,303 Whoa! 789 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,338 Whoo! 790 00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:57,646 Whoa! 791 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,475 Oh! 792 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:20,790 Whoa! 793 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:39,853 ♪ I know it's today Ooh 794 00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:41,732 ♪ I know it's today... 795 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:46,020 Hello! Anyone up here? 796 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:57,578 Shouldn't you toss down some hair or something? Man! 797 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:05,923 Man! Oh, I should've worn my cup. 798 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,674 Oh, great, I got one of the snoozers. 799 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,890 Wake up! 800 00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:22,227 - Are you Princess Fiona? - I am. 801 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:26,269 Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. 802 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:29,564 Oh... Uh... That's nice. Now let's go. 803 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:33,200 But wait, Sir Knight! I have long awaited this day! 804 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:38,081 And I wouldest first like to knowest the name of my champion. 805 00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:41,242 - Um... Shrek. - Sir Shrek! 806 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:45,584 I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. 807 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:49,254 Oh, yeah... Oh... 808 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:52,966 - Thanks. So where's the door? - There is no door. 809 00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:55,426 What do you mean there's no door? How do we get down? 810 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:57,387 Why, the same way you got up. 811 00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:00,594 The same way I... Oh, come on! 812 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:05,274 - I just... All right, let's go. - Now holdest on, Sir Knight. 813 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:08,436 Don't you want to savor this moment? 814 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,445 It be-eth our first meeting. 815 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:14,950 It must be a wonderful and romantic scene. 816 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:20,115 Geez, I'm like a crackpot magnet. 817 00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:23,451 ♪ This is how a dream comes true 818 00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:29,169 ♪ This is how I pictured you Climbing in to rescue me 819 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,460 ♪ This was always meant to be 820 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:35,004 That's lovely. Now hop on. 821 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:39,054 ♪ This is how the scene must go 822 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:43,392 ♪ You standing... there The light just so 823 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:49,402 ♪ Then you smile and gaze at me Take my hand on bended knee 824 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:51,987 ♪ Bended knee Bended knee! 825 00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:53,489 - Oh! - Ooh! Sorry. 826 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:59,495 ♪ And though we've only met Somehow I always knew 827 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:03,999 ♪ It would look like this when dreams come true 828 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:09,163 - Hey! What are you doing? - Well, I have to save my ass. 829 00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:12,875 Easy, I'm in heels. 830 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:18,010 ♪ Brave Sir Knight, slow down a bit Shut-in girls are delicate 831 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:23,019 ♪ I've longed for this my whole life long, now you're doing it all wrong 832 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:27,523 ♪ "Down a rope a steed awaits" That's what every story states 833 00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:32,562 ♪ Riding over rough terrain Past the dragon you have slain 834 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,195 ♪ You have slain 835 00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:35,355 You have slain? 836 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,490 - It's on my to-do list. - What? 837 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,288 Donkey, over here! 838 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:44,915 - You found the princess! - He talks! 839 00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,871 Yeah, but the real trick is getting him to shut up! 840 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,707 Oh... 841 00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:54,416 Oh! 842 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:03,430 ♪ Are you there, God? It's me, Fiona 843 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,390 Less praying! More running! 844 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,429 - ♪ Tra-la-la-la-la - This way instead! 845 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:09,473 - ♪ Tra-Ia-la-Ia-la - Door ahead! 846 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:13,144 ♪ In the end remember all your dreams come true 847 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,783 ♪ Say your affirmations and love will come to you 848 00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:23,788 ♪ If you can conceive it believe it, achieve it 849 00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:32,706 ♪ Mad dragon, yay Skeletons, hooray! 850 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,340 ♪ Pretending I'm not here Nothing more to fear 851 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:38,753 ♪ Pink ponies, happy sky Pink ponies, happy sky 852 00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:47,144 Whoa! 853 00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:02,158 ♪ Pink ponies, happy sky Pink ponies, happy sky 854 00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:04,911 Oh, my God! We're gonna die! 855 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:16,794 - ♪ This is how [pictured it - Oh, boy... 856 00:56:16,957 --> 00:56:19,301 ♪ More or less, I must admit 857 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:21,962 ♪ A thumping in my heart 858 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:25,383 ♪ A life about to start 859 00:56:25,549 --> 00:56:30,931 ♪ I knew this day would come and you would find your way 860 00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:34,938 ♪ At last my dream comes true 861 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,354 ♪ I knew, I knew, I knew 862 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,572 ♪ It would be today! ♪ 863 00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:55,754 Ow, ow, ow! 864 00:56:56,747 --> 00:57:01,503 Oh! You did it! 865 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,467 You're amazing, you're wonderful! 866 00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:10,435 You're a little unorthodox, I'll admit, 867 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:14,189 but thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. 868 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:18,478 - I am eternally in your debt. - Uh... 869 00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:22,865 And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? 870 00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:25,697 All right! Hope you heard that. She called me a "noble steed!" 871 00:57:25,859 --> 00:57:27,702 She think I'm a steed. 872 00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:33,955 Well, Sir Shrek, the battle is won. You may remove your helmet. 873 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,711 - Uh... no. -Why not? 874 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:39,794 I... I have helmet hair. 875 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,886 Please, I wouldest look upon the face of my rescuer. 876 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:46,843 Oh, no, you wouldn't-est. 877 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,222 But how will you kiss me? 878 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:53,854 What? That wasn't in the job description. 879 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,810 Maybe it's a perk. 880 00:57:55,973 --> 00:58:00,399 No, it's destiny. "A princess is rescued by a brave knight 881 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,029 and then they share true love's first kiss." 882 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:06,237 With Shrek? Oh! You think that Shrek is your true love? 883 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,243 Wah-wah! 884 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:11,326 - Oh, no. - What's so funny? 885 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:14,788 Well, let's just say I'm not your type, OK? 886 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:17,294 Of course you are. You're my rescuer! Now remove your helmet. 887 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:19,580 Look, I really don't think that's a good idea. 888 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,089 - Just take off the helmet. - I'm not going to. 889 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,215 - Take it off! - No! 890 00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:24,172 - Now! - OK! Whoa. Easy. 891 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,347 As you command, Your Highness. 892 00:58:41,143 --> 00:58:42,690 You're an ogre. 893 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,735 Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming? 894 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,158 Well, yes, actually. 895 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,863 Oh, no. I'm supposed to be rescued by my true love. 896 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:54,999 - Not by some ogre and his pet. - Oh... 897 00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,290 - Well, so much for "noble steed." - You're not supposed to be an ogre. 898 00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:02,753 Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, OK? 899 00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:04,291 He's the one who wants to marry you. 900 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,005 Then why didn't he come and rescue me? 901 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:08,762 Good question. You should ask him that when we get there tomorrow. 902 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,297 Tomorrow? 903 00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:12,307 - Oh, my gosh, it's almost sunset! - So? 904 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:15,140 Oh, uh... I didn't realize it was so late. We need to make camp. 905 00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:17,145 Camp? But you've just escaped! 906 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:19,022 Yes, and I found the whole ordeal quite exhausting. 907 00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:20,182 I need to rest immediately. 908 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:21,816 That's unfortunate, because we're gonna keep going. 909 00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,977 I need to find somewhere to camp right now! 910 00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:27,322 Very well. There's a cave right there. 911 00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:29,404 - That is no place for a princess. - No, it's perfect. 912 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,818 Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night! 913 00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:32,736 You want me to read you a bedtime story? 'Cause I will. 914 00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:34,155 I said good night! 915 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,412 She seems nice. 916 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:45,006 "By day one way, by night another, 917 00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:50,012 this shall be the norm, until you find true love's first kiss 918 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:53,219 and then take love's true form." 919 00:59:57,469 --> 01:00:00,393 And this is what I realized, if we escaped a dragon, 920 01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:03,274 man, we could do anything. 921 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:06,152 Hey, I could be a steed. 922 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:09,736 Ooh! Or I could work the Crusades circuit if I wanted to. 923 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:15,408 I could even be one of those horses that pulls those wagons full of beer! 924 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,537 I'd have to get some hair extensions on my ankles, but I could do it. 925 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:28,254 - Who do you wanna be? - I don't want to be anyone. 926 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:29,668 Just for fun, though, who would you pick? 927 01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:31,212 - I wouldn't. Donkey... - No, but if you had to. 928 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,301 Like, if a guy had a sword at your throat and he was like, 929 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,433 "Look here, you can't be an ogre anymore, pick something else," 930 01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:37,934 then who would you pick? 931 01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:41,222 I would pick that guy up and hurl him into a tree! 932 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:44,016 Man, you are no fun at all, you know it? 933 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:47,231 Is this what it's gonna be like when we finish rescuing the princess? 934 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,567 Us sitting around our swamp all day doing nothing? 935 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:54,030 Our swamp? Donkey, there is no "our." There's no "we." 936 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:57,241 There's just me and my swamp. And when I do get back, 937 01:00:57,404 --> 01:01:01,204 the first thing I'm going to do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. 938 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,543 You cut me deep, Shrek. 939 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:11,335 You cut me real deep just now. 940 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:15,593 What's your problem anyway? What you got against the whole world? 941 01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:18,099 I'm not the one with the problem, OK? 942 01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:21,432 It's the world who seems to have a problem with me. 943 01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:25,099 You saw how that princess reacted. That's how it always is. 944 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:30,817 People take one look at me and it's all, "Help! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" 945 01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:37,528 They judge me before they even know me. 946 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:41,949 That's why I'm better off alone. 947 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:46,958 But you know what, Shrek? 948 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,088 When we met, 949 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:52,797 I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. 950 01:01:58,131 --> 01:01:59,428 Yeah, I know. 951 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,814 So there's really no one else you'd rather be? 952 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:27,414 ♪ I guess I'd be a hero 953 01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:31,540 ♪ With sword and armor clashing 954 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:34,425 ♪ Looking semi-dashing 955 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,383 ♪ A shield within my grip 956 01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:41,182 ♪ Or else I'd be a Viking 957 01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:44,060 ♪ And live a life of daring 958 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:46,893 ♪ While smelling like a herring 959 01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:48,853 ♪ Upon a Viking ship 960 01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:51,894 ♪ I'd sail away, I'd see the world 961 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,529 ♪ I'd reach the farthest reaches 962 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:58,943 ♪ I'd feel the wind I'd taste the salt and sea 963 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:03,285 ♪ And maybe storm some beaches 964 01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:09,287 ♪ That's who I'd be 965 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:11,705 ♪ Or I could be a poet 966 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:14,249 ♪ And write a different story 967 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:18,546 ♪ One that tells of glory and wipes away the lies 968 01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:21,556 ♪ Into the skies I'd throw it 969 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:24,218 ♪ The stars would do the telling 970 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,386 ♪ The moon would help with spelling 971 01:03:26,553 --> 01:03:28,180 ♪ And night would dot the I's 972 01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:33,227 ♪ I'd write a verse, recite a joke with wit and perfect timing 973 01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:37,148 ♪ I'd share my heart Confess the things I yearn 974 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:42,286 ♪ And do it all while rhyming 975 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:47,200 ♪ But we all learn But we all learn 976 01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:50,118 ♪ An ogre always hides 977 01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,538 ♪ An ogre's fate is known 978 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:56,004 ♪ An ogre always stays in the dark 979 01:03:56,166 --> 01:04:00,763 ♪ And all alone 980 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:05,934 ♪ So, yes, I'd be a hero 981 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:10,814 ♪ And if my wish were granted Life would be enchanted 982 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,690 ♪ Or so the stories say 983 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:15,693 ♪ Of course I'd be a hero 984 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:20,278 ♪ And I would scale a tower to save a hothouse flower 985 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,363 ♪ And carry her away 986 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:24,823 ♪ But standing guard would be a beast 987 01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:27,159 ♪ I'd somehow overwhelm it 988 01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:29,575 ♪ I'd get the girl, I'd take a breath 989 01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,664 ♪ And I'd remove my helmet 990 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,539 ♪ We'd stand and stare We'd speak of love 991 01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,958 ♪ We'd feel the stars ascending 992 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:41,879 ♪ We'd share a kiss I'd find my destiny 993 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:46,801 ♪ I'd have a hero's ending 994 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:50,971 ♪ A perfect happy ending 995 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:54,562 ♪ That's how it would be 996 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:59,946 ♪ A big, bright, beautiful world 997 01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:05,948 ♪ But not for me 998 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:13,501 ♪ An ogre always hides 999 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:16,004 ♪ An ogre's fate is known 1000 01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:19,041 - ♪ An ogre always stays in the dark - ♪ An ogre always stays in the dark 1001 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,835 ♪ You're all alone 1002 01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:25,505 - ♪ All alone - ♪ All alone 1003 01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:29,017 - ♪ And I know he'll appear - ♪ So, yes, I'd be a hero 1004 01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,394 ♪ And if my wish were granted 1005 01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:33,521 ♪ Life would be enchanted 1006 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,682 ♪ Or so the stories say 1007 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:40,855 ♪ I believe the storybooks I read 1008 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,193 ♪ By candlelight 1009 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:49,034 ♪ And carry her away 1010 01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:53,871 ♪ A perfect happy ending 1011 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:57,037 ♪ That's how 1012 01:05:57,203 --> 01:06:01,003 ♪ It should be ♪ 1013 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:42,875 ♪ Good morning, birds Good morning, trees 1014 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:45,385 ♪ Oh, what a lovely day 1015 01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:48,922 ♪ The sun's so big It hurts my eyes 1016 01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:53,218 ♪ But really, that's OK 1017 01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:57,059 ♪ A brand-new day with things to do 1018 01:06:57,222 --> 01:06:59,725 ♪ So many plans to make 1019 01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:02,485 ♪ I've had six cups of coffee 1020 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:06,194 ♪ So I'm really wide awake 1021 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,700 ♪ I've always been a morning person 1022 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:12,203 ♪ A morning girl 1023 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,662 ♪ Hooray! 1024 01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:18,247 ♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep 1025 01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:20,912 ♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep 1026 01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,878 ♪ Hooray! 1027 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,462 ♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep 1028 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:28,219 ♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep 1029 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:30,972 ♪ Hooray! 1030 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:32,552 ♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep 1031 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:35,468 ♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep 1032 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:40,015 ♪ Hooray! 1033 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:46,271 ♪ Good morning, deer 1034 01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:50,988 I Say, have you heard Today's my wedding day 1035 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:54,154 ♪ I haven't met my husband yet 1036 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:58,541 ♪ But I'm hopeful anyway 1037 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:02,625 ♪ I'll wear a gown We'll have a ball 1038 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:05,415 ♪ And dance forevermore 1039 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:09,007 ♪ He'll take me in his massive arms 1040 01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:11,842 ♪ And spin me round the floor 1041 01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:17,387 ♪ I've always been a morning person A morning girl 1042 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:22,899 ♪ Hooray! ♪ 1043 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:36,034 - Why, good morning, Pied Piper. - Ah! What's so good about it, huh? 1044 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,118 I can't get these rats to follow me! 1045 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:41,501 I think you may need to change your tune, mister. 1046 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:45,505 Hey! Look here, lady, that's my... 1047 01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:47,586 Ah... 1048 01:11:00,298 --> 01:11:03,347 ♪ A brand-new start A palette cleanse 1049 01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:06,308 ♪ As fresh as lime sorbet 1050 01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:09,315 ♪ Last night I was a monster 1051 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:11,772 ♪ But this morning 1052 01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:15,192 ♪ This morning 1053 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:22,696 ♪ This morning I'm OK 1054 01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:27,959 ♪ This morning I'm OK ♪ 1055 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,318 Oh... 1056 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:05,746 Why, good morning, men. 1057 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:09,584 Mornin'. 1058 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:12,165 Uh, Princess, did you by any chance eat 1059 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,956 a few of those funny little mushrooms by the stream? 1060 01:12:15,122 --> 01:12:17,170 Of course not. 1061 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,086 I'm just happy that it's a new day, 1062 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:22,847 full of promise and fresh starts. 1063 01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:24,678 And the first thing I would like to do 1064 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,264 is to apologize for my behavior yesterday. 1065 01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:31,431 We obviously got off on the wrong foot, and I would like to make it up to you. 1066 01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:33,224 - You would? - Yes. 1067 01:12:33,391 --> 01:12:36,019 You did rescue me, after all. 1068 01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:39,189 So I've gathered a basket of berries for the trip, 1069 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:44,077 and I made you each... a daisy chain! 1070 01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:47,535 Oh, wow! Look at these! They're beautiful, Princess! 1071 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,576 - Aren't they beautiful, Shrek? - Oh... Oh... 1072 01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:54,587 Oh! You'll grow to love them, I promise. Lead the way! 1073 01:12:55,413 --> 01:12:57,666 So, uh... 1074 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:03,554 So, Princess, do you often frolic with rats? 1075 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:04,680 And what if I do? 1076 01:13:04,839 --> 01:13:08,343 Oh, I don't know, Princess, germ-infested vermin, 1077 01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:10,102 not exactly what I expected. 1078 01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:14,186 Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. 1079 01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:15,349 Ouch! 1080 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:22,487 So, tell me about my groom-to-be, Lord Farquaad. What's he like? 1081 01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:27,119 Well, um, let me put it this way, Princess, 1082 01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:31,158 men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. 1083 01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:36,171 - Really? - Yeah, but he is a little intimidating. 1084 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:39,924 - Well, he must be! - And yet very good at small talk. 1085 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:48,515 What are you guys doing? 1086 01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:53,851 What? Just saying you might want to lower your expectations a bit. 1087 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:58,484 Yes, like three feet or so. 1088 01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:02,693 All right, all right, yuck it up. It doesn't bother me. Not today. 1089 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:06,610 After a lifetime of misery, things are finally going my way. 1090 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:10,872 Oh... A lifetime of misery, right. OK. 1091 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:18,629 - You chuckled. - Huh? 1092 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:22,213 When I said "lifetime of misery," you chuckled. 1093 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:24,919 - Did I? - Yes. 1094 01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:29,967 Look, I'm sure it was very difficult living in a dragon-guarded tower. 1095 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:31,850 - It was. - I'm sure. 1096 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:35,729 All right, then. 1097 01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:40,400 Although, it must've been nice to have a roof and a cozy bed. 1098 01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:42,857 Which is more than I had when I left home. 1099 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:45,864 You're not actually comparing yourself to what I endured? 1100 01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:50,153 I'm just saying you don't corner the market on unhappy childhoods. 1101 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:53,619 There are things you don't know, you know. 1102 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:55,658 About me. About how rough I had it! 1103 01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:58,248 What, you run out of shampoo a couple of times? 1104 01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:02,131 - I mean about my life! - In that cushy tower of yours? 1105 01:15:02,289 --> 01:15:04,007 Cushy?! Are you kidding? 1106 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:07,215 ♪ I had nothing in that tower 1107 01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:10,723 ♪ Fighting boredom by the hour 1108 01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:13,430 ♪ Princess Lonely, walking circles 1109 01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:18,018 ♪ I had only bare essentials 1110 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,899 ♪ Army cot, a hot plate and a chamber pot 1111 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:25,609 ♪ And every morning I would boil it No choice, I had no toilet 1112 01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:28,650 ♪ Just a view of devastation out one window 1113 01:15:28,816 --> 01:15:33,037 ♪ Isolation in my bedroom And very little head room 1114 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:36,995 ♪ Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated 1115 01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:41,959 ♪ On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded 1116 01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:45,295 ♪ So I think I got you beat 1117 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,802 ♪ I think I got you beat 1118 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:51,385 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1119 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:55,222 ♪ I think I got you beat I think I got you beat 1120 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:58,809 Oh, you think so? That was a sad story, but... 1121 01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:01,019 ♪ I've heard better, I'm just sayin' 1122 01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:03,401 ♪ "A" for effort Thanks for playing 1123 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:07,484 ♪ Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher 1124 01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:10,445 ♪ Like that time a mob with torches burned my britches 1125 01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:13,202 ♪ See the scorches? You're just whiny 1126 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,987 ♪ I had a flaming hiney 1127 01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:19,000 ♪ As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder 1128 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:24,005 ♪ Would an ogre go to heaven? Did I mention I was seven? 1129 01:16:24,163 --> 01:16:29,670 ♪ So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat 1130 01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:33,590 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1131 01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:37,852 ♪ I think I got you beat I think I got you beat 1132 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,892 ♪ No warm regards 1133 01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:47,813 ♪ No Christmas cards 1134 01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:53,951 - ♪ And every day - ♪ Was Hell on Earth Day 1135 01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,453 OK, top this. 1136 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:56,908 ♪ I missed my prom 1137 01:16:57,071 --> 01:17:01,497 ♪ My dad and mom sent me away 1138 01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:03,957 ♪ It was my birthday 1139 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,543 - ♪ I was sent away on Christmas Eve - Oh... 1140 01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:07,672 Ha-ha! 1141 01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:09,550 - ♪ Bare essentials, army cot - ♪ No warm regards 1142 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,426 ♪ A hot plate and a chamber pot 1143 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:14,464 - ♪ And every morning I would boil it - ♪ No Christmas cards 1144 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,223 ♪ No choice, I had no toilet 1145 01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:18,134 - ♪ Just a view of devastation - ♪ And every day 1146 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,974 - ♪ Out one window, isolation - ♪ Was Hell on Earth Day 1147 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,731 ♪ In my bedroom And very little head room 1148 01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:25,311 - ♪ Twenty years I sat and waited - ♪ "I missed my prom" 1149 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:27,568 - ♪ My dad and mom - ♪ I'm very dedicated 1150 01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:29,569 - ♪ Sent me away - ♪ On the walls the days were added 1151 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:33,528 - ♪ Luckily those walls were padded - ♪ It was my birthday 1152 01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:35,568 - ♪ Twenty years - ♪ "I missed my prom" 1153 01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:39,409 - ♪ My dad and mom sent me away - ♪ My dad and mom sent me away 1154 01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:48,673 - ♪ So... - ♪ So... 1155 01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:53,052 - ♪ I think I got you beat - ♪ I think I got you beat 1156 01:17:53,210 --> 01:17:56,714 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1157 01:17:56,881 --> 01:18:01,432 - ♪ I think I got you beat - ♪ I think I got you beat 1158 01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:05,019 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1159 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:09,436 - ♪ I think I got you beat - ♪ I think I got you beat 1160 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:13,232 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1161 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:14,444 Whoopsie. 1162 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:35,090 Well, better out than in, I always say. 1163 01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:06,079 - ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na - ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na 1164 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:30,725 - ♪ Yeah, yeah - ♪ Yeah, yeah 1165 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:35,028 - ♪ Yeah, yeah - ♪ Yeah, yeah 1166 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:39,028 - ♪ Yeah, yeah - ♪ Yeah, yeah 1167 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:43,412 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1168 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:49,293 Oh! 1169 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,169 That's stinky. 1170 01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:58,802 We've just gotten word, My Liege. 1171 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:02,056 Princess Fiona has been rescued. She's on her way. 1172 01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:05,221 On her way! 1173 01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:09,981 She's on her way, and so am I! 1174 01:20:13,267 --> 01:20:15,235 My fairy tale princess. 1175 01:20:15,394 --> 01:20:17,067 I always said I'd be king, and now look! 1176 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:20,073 The last adorable piece to my master plan! 1177 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:23,782 Oh! 1178 01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:28,871 Thank you, Thelonius. Mm. Piña colada! 1179 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:32,412 Just think, soon they'll be writing books about me 1180 01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:35,627 instead of those disgusting little freaks! 1181 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,758 Ooh! That reminds me. Oh, Mirror? 1182 01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:39,668 Yes, My Liege? 1183 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,179 How are the wedding preparations coming? 1184 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:45,433 All in order, My Lord. We've booked the cathedral and the band. 1185 01:20:45,591 --> 01:20:47,889 OK. 1186 01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:51,773 - Yah! - Wow. 1187 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:56,276 Um, although I did wonder if you wanted to maybe invite your father? 1188 01:20:56,435 --> 01:20:59,985 - My what? - Your father, My Liege? 1189 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:04,198 You mean that horrible little man who tried to keep me down my whole life? 1190 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:05,945 That mal-tempered monster? 1191 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:09,206 That vile grunt who abandoned me in the woods as a child? 1192 01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:10,958 Well, he did have his reasons. 1193 01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:12,914 Mirror, please. 1194 01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:15,959 My father simply couldn't accept 1195 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:18,795 that I wanted nothing to do with the family business. 1196 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:23,429 That lowly, dirty family business. 1197 01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:25,965 ♪ My daddy was a miner 1198 01:21:26,131 --> 01:21:28,975 ♪ So he wasn't much around 1199 01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:31,307 ♪ Foraging for diamonds 1200 01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:34,223 ♪ A life spent underground 1201 01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:39,066 ♪ Daddy didn't talk much He barely said hello 1202 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:42,152 ♪ He simply muttered "Hi-ho" 1203 01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:46,322 ♪ And off to work he'd go 1204 01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:49,455 ♪ Daddy was grumpy 1205 01:21:49,613 --> 01:21:54,164 ♪ Me and my old man A tale as old as din' 1206 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:59,253 ♪ A bitter, distant father in a tiny undershirt 1207 01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:04,342 ♪ Daddy up and left me Left me good as dead 1208 01:22:04,503 --> 01:22:07,222 ♪ Now he lives in squalor 1209 01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:11,102 ♪ Sleeping seven to a bed 1210 01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:15,515 You abandoned me in those woods, Daddy! 1211 01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:18,150 Well, I crawled out, and up! 1212 01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:20,857 If you could only see me now, Daddy! 1213 01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:24,239 I'd invite you to the wedding, but you have to be this tall to get in! 1214 01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:39,839 ♪ My bride to be is gorgeous Her wedding dress, designer 1215 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:43,797 ♪ The guest list will be major Without a minor miner 1216 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:47,509 ♪ La, Ia, la, la, Ia, Ia, la La, la, Ia, Ia, la, Ia 1217 01:22:47,671 --> 01:22:51,426 ♪ Packs of royal lackeys playing violin 1218 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:55,222 - ♪ Strings of royal underlings - ♪ Who will not let you in 1219 01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:58,061 ♪ A-ha, a-ha, a-ha 1220 01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:00,942 - ♪ Tricked-out carriage - ♪ Tricked-out carriage 1221 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,853 - ♪ Twenty stallions - ♪ Twenty stallions 1222 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:06,524 - ♪ With a coachman named Raoul - ♪ With a coachman named Raoul 1223 01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:10,365 - ♪ Big reception with a boy band - ♪ Big reception with a boy band 1224 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:14,373 ♪ And a royal DJ 1225 01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:17,785 ♪ By the pool 1226 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:27,007 ♪ Yes, I can see my future And so it shall be done 1227 01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:31,766 ♪ It's total domination With some torture just for fun 1228 01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:36,521 ♪ 'Cause I will have my wedding and! will have a queen 1229 01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:42,435 ♪ Once I get that crown on you will get the guillotine 1230 01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:45,776 ♪ And I'll punish you, Daddy 'cause I'm all grown up 1231 01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:47,781 ♪ And bigger than you'll ever know 1232 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,613 ♪ You're gonna pay, Daddy 1233 01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:55,453 ♪ It's any day, Daddy I'm off to work 1234 01:23:55,614 --> 01:24:01,621 ♪ Hi-ho ♪ 1235 01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:37,077 Hey, hey! 1236 01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:39,996 Are you OK? 1237 01:24:40,158 --> 01:24:41,705 Yeah, I'm fine. 1238 01:24:42,619 --> 01:24:43,620 Oh, God. 1239 01:24:47,791 --> 01:24:50,010 Yoo-hoo! We're here. - What? 1240 01:24:50,168 --> 01:24:53,342 - Oh... Would you look at that? - What is it? 1241 01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,052 It's... 1242 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:56,967 It's Duloc. 1243 01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:00,304 Oh, Duloc. I didn't realize we were so close. 1244 01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:01,562 No, me either. 1245 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:05,693 Congratulations, Princess. Your future awaits. 1246 01:25:05,851 --> 01:25:07,569 Yes, it does. 1247 01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:11,699 Oh, well, so much for that batch of s'nothers I was gonna make us. 1248 01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:12,949 S'nothers? 1249 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:16,703 They're traditional ogre campfire snacks. A little bit like s'mores, 1250 01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,864 but instead of marshmallow and chocolate, 1251 01:25:19,031 --> 01:25:22,911 we use squirrel gizzards and mulch. They just melt in your mouth! 1252 01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:24,919 - I need to sit down for a minute. - No, no sitting down. 1253 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:30,209 - We need to get the princess to Duloc. - No, wait, Shrek, I... Um... 1254 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,878 Well, look, I may not get another chance to try one of those s'nothers. 1255 01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:35,047 You eat one, you may not get a chance to do anything! 1256 01:25:35,213 --> 01:25:37,215 - Zip it, Donkey. - I was just thinking that maybe 1257 01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:40,181 Duloc could wait until morning? 1258 01:25:40,344 --> 01:25:41,311 - Morning? - Why not? 1259 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:45,225 I've spent my whole life without true love. What's one more night? 1260 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:50,730 - All right, I'll find us some dinner. - I'll get the firewood. 1261 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,864 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Oh, my gosh, I'm so... 1262 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:54,024 - Did you wanna... - I should have... 1263 01:25:54,191 --> 01:25:56,535 - I didn't... - Oh, boy. 1264 01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:10,590 ♪ There's something going on around here 1265 01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:13,298 ♪ I've been watching and the signals are clear 1266 01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,929 ♪ A nervous laugh when she brushes his skin 1267 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:19,092 ♪ The sweaty palms The big dopey grin 1268 01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:23,808 ♪ Hm, hm, hm 1269 01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:26,018 ♪ With a giggle and a flip of her hair 1270 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:28,730 ♪ I smell the pheromones in the air 1271 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:31,315 ♪ Making goo-goo eyes over their food 1272 01:26:31,478 --> 01:26:34,277 ♪ They need my help here in setting the mood 1273 01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,612 ♪ Oh, you don't believe love is blind? 1274 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:39,574 ♪ Well, I got some friends who think otherwise 1275 01:26:39,736 --> 01:26:42,114 - ♪ And here they are 1276 01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,783 ♪ Direct from my imagination 1277 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:47,453 - ♪ Three blind mice - ♪ Watch your step, girls 1278 01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:49,337 ♪ Three blind mice 1279 01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:53,842 ♪ See how they run 1280 01:26:54,835 --> 01:26:57,258 ♪ You gotta turn up the heat You gotta butter the pan 1281 01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:00,300 ♪ You got to make a move and don't be afraid 1282 01:27:00,465 --> 01:27:02,308 ♪ Reach for her hand Maybe give her a kiss 1283 01:27:02,467 --> 01:27:05,391 - ♪ She's waiting for a move to be made - ♪ Waiting for a move to be made 1284 01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:06,806 - ♪ You got to - ♪ Got to 1285 01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:08,064 - ♪ Got to -♪ Got to 1286 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:10,021 - ♪ Got to - ♪ Got to, yeah 1287 01:27:10,183 --> 01:27:18,284 - ♪ You gotta make a move - ♪ You gotta make a move 1288 01:27:18,442 --> 01:27:20,820 ♪ Yeah 1289 01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:24,702 Mm. Mm! 1290 01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:26,492 These s'nothers are so good. 1291 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,001 - Didn't I tell you? - They're delicious. 1292 01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:31,414 - And a little nutty, right? - Mm-hm. 1293 01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:36,009 I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. 1294 01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:40,510 Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. 1295 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:46,103 I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp Toad Soup, Fish Eye Tartar. 1296 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:47,262 You name it. 1297 01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:51,183 I'd like that. 1298 01:27:53,143 --> 01:27:56,693 Shrek, I know you can't hear me right now. 1299 01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:01,743 But if you could, I'd want to say a few things to you. 1300 01:28:01,902 --> 01:28:03,119 I'm in your corner, buddy. 1301 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:06,449 But you have got to tell this girl what you're really feeling deep down. 1302 01:28:06,615 --> 01:28:08,492 You may not get another chance. 1303 01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:12,162 So just go on now. Just open your heart and... 1304 01:28:12,329 --> 01:28:14,548 - Uh, Princess? - Here we go. 1305 01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:16,083 - Yes, Shrek? - He's gonna tell her. 1306 01:28:16,249 --> 01:28:18,047 - I, uh... - Oh, I can't take this. 1307 01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:19,712 - Well, I was... - Uh-huh. 1308 01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:22,347 - I was wondering... - OK. 1309 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,551 - I was wondering... - Spit it out! 1310 01:28:28,220 --> 01:28:31,520 - Are you gonna eat that? - Uh-uh! What is wrong with you? 1311 01:28:31,681 --> 01:28:36,232 ♪ You got to make a move You gotta shift into gear 1312 01:28:36,394 --> 01:28:39,022 ♪ You gotta buckle down and give it a whirl 1313 01:28:39,189 --> 01:28:44,036 ♪ The scene is set right out of a book With a sunset and a beautiful girl 1314 01:28:44,194 --> 01:28:45,912 - ♪ So you got to - ♪ Got to 1315 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:47,038 - ♪ Got to -♪ Got to 1316 01:28:47,197 --> 01:28:48,870 - ♪ Got to - ♪ Got to, yeah 1317 01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:51,080 - ♪ You got to make a move - ♪ You got to 1318 01:28:51,243 --> 01:28:53,211 - ♪ You got to make a move now - ♪ Got to 1319 01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:56,294 - ♪ You got to make a move - ♪ Got to 1320 01:28:56,456 --> 01:28:59,630 - ♪ Move, yeah - ♪ Make a move 1321 01:28:59,793 --> 01:29:02,046 ♪ You got to use the sunset 1322 01:29:02,212 --> 01:29:04,840 - ♪ What a beautiful sunset, baby - ♪ Sunset, baby 1323 01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:07,054 ♪ You got to use the sunset, baby 1324 01:29:07,217 --> 01:29:09,686 ♪ Whoa, whoa 1325 01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:13,349 ♪ Yeah, you got to reach for the ring You got to give it a shot 1326 01:29:13,515 --> 01:29:17,190 ♪ Grab the bull by the horns or get off the pot 1327 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:20,105 Whoo! ♪ And make a move ♪ 1328 01:29:32,909 --> 01:29:33,956 Isn't this romantic? 1329 01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:37,794 Out in nature, with the fireflies, and that big old beautiful sunset! 1330 01:29:37,956 --> 01:29:40,709 Sunset? Oh my gosh! Sunset! 1331 01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:42,799 Oh, no! I mean, um... 1332 01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:44,008 - It's late. It's very late. - What? 1333 01:29:44,170 --> 01:29:45,843 Wait a minute. I see what's going on here. 1334 01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:47,474 You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? 1335 01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:51,102 Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know what? I'd better go inside. 1336 01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:53,889 Don't worry, I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until... 1337 01:29:54,055 --> 01:29:56,183 Oh! No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark! 1338 01:29:58,226 --> 01:30:00,570 - I'm so sorry, I have to go. - Oh. All right. 1339 01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:03,733 - Good night. - Good night. 1340 01:30:08,153 --> 01:30:09,154 Uh-uh. 1341 01:30:09,321 --> 01:30:11,289 No, sir. I'm sorry, but I did not come this whole way, 1342 01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:12,574 putting up with you and your body odor, 1343 01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:14,414 just so you can let her walk away like that! 1344 01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:17,546 - What are you talking about? - I'm an animal, and I got instincts. 1345 01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:20,006 And you two were obviously digging on each other. 1346 01:30:20,165 --> 01:30:22,839 Oh, you're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. 1347 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,844 So you don't have any feelings for her at all? 1348 01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:29,975 Look, even if I did and I'm not saying I do, because I don't. 1349 01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:32,056 She's a princess and I'm... 1350 01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:34,016 - An ogre? - Yeah. 1351 01:30:34,179 --> 01:30:36,523 - An ogre. - She needs to know. 1352 01:30:36,681 --> 01:30:38,149 - Hey, where you going? - To get more wood, 1353 01:30:38,308 --> 01:30:40,060 before your fire dies. 1354 01:30:57,452 --> 01:30:58,453 Princess. 1355 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:04,418 Princess Fiona. 1356 01:31:05,335 --> 01:31:07,133 Princess, where are you? 1357 01:31:08,338 --> 01:31:10,636 Princess, it's very spooky in here, I ain't playing no games... Oh! 1358 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:12,597 - No! Help! Shrek! - Oh, no, no, no! It's OK! 1359 01:31:12,759 --> 01:31:15,888 - What'd you do with the princess? - Donkey, I am the princess. It's me. 1360 01:31:16,054 --> 01:31:19,479 - In this body. - Oh, my God. You ate the princess! 1361 01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:22,770 Can you hear me? Keep breathing! I'll get you out of there! 1362 01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:24,233 Donkey! 1363 01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:27,315 Princess? 1364 01:31:28,733 --> 01:31:30,235 What happened to you? 1365 01:31:30,402 --> 01:31:33,406 "By day one way, by night another, 1366 01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:37,201 this shall be the norm, until you find true love's first kiss 1367 01:31:37,367 --> 01:31:40,120 and then take love's true form." 1368 01:31:40,286 --> 01:31:43,130 That's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. 1369 01:31:43,289 --> 01:31:45,542 Donkey, it's a curse. I've had it since I was girl. 1370 01:31:45,709 --> 01:31:48,212 - A curse? - A witch cast a spell on me. 1371 01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:51,882 Now every night, when the sun goes down I become this... 1372 01:31:52,048 --> 01:31:53,595 ...this horrible, ugly beast! 1373 01:31:53,758 --> 01:31:56,227 All right, calm down, you're not that ugly. 1374 01:31:58,096 --> 01:32:00,519 OK, I'm not gonna lie, you are ugly, 1375 01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:05,279 but you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7. 1376 01:32:05,437 --> 01:32:08,236 - Wait a second, that's perfect! - Perfect? Donkey, 1377 01:32:08,398 --> 01:32:11,072 if Lord Farquaad finds out I look like this, he'll never marry me! 1378 01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:13,908 - So? - So, I have to kiss my true love! 1379 01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:17,165 The kiss is the only thing that will break the spell and make me beautiful. 1380 01:32:17,323 --> 01:32:20,167 But, you know, you're kind of an ogre, and Shrek... 1381 01:32:20,326 --> 01:32:21,953 Well, you got a lot in common. 1382 01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:23,463 - Shrek? - Yeah, if he knew all this, 1383 01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:25,373 - I think maybe... - No, wait, wait, wait, he can't know. 1384 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,464 And you can't tell him! Not a word! No one must ever know! 1385 01:32:28,626 --> 01:32:30,924 - Promise you won't tell. Promise! - All right, all right. 1386 01:32:31,087 --> 01:32:34,637 I won't tell him. But you should. 1387 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,017 Man, I know when this is all over, 1388 01:32:37,177 --> 01:32:39,475 I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. 1389 01:32:41,014 --> 01:32:43,187 Princess, I... 1390 01:32:44,809 --> 01:32:46,903 How's it going first of all? Good? 1391 01:32:47,896 --> 01:32:50,319 Good for me, too. I'm OK. 1392 01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:52,155 Um... 1393 01:32:52,317 --> 01:32:55,287 ♪ I picked this flower 1394 01:32:55,445 --> 01:33:00,042 ♪ Right over there is where it grew 1395 01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:05,172 ♪ And I don't really like it But it made me think of you 1396 01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:07,583 ♪ Because it's pretty 1397 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,344 ♪ ls what I'm trying to say 1398 01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,177 ♪ And you are also pretty 1399 01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:18,635 ♪ But I like you anyway 1400 01:33:19,761 --> 01:33:22,139 ♪ So please accept this flower 1401 01:33:22,388 --> 01:33:25,187 ♪ With its petals and a stem 1402 01:33:25,350 --> 01:33:27,853 ♪ Which represent my feelings 1403 01:33:28,019 --> 01:33:32,115 ♪ And tells you how... 1404 01:33:32,273 --> 01:33:34,321 Oh, man, I'm in trouble. 1405 01:33:36,903 --> 01:33:41,158 ♪ When words fail, what will I do? 1406 01:33:42,492 --> 01:33:47,874 ♪ When words fail How will she know how I feel? 1407 01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:53,045 ♪ When words fail, will I fail, too? 1408 01:33:54,212 --> 01:33:57,261 ♪ Hello, fair princess 1409 01:33:57,423 --> 01:34:01,894 ♪ Oh, look, the moon is out tonight 1410 01:34:02,053 --> 01:34:07,025 ♪ You remind me of that moon Because it's big and bright 1411 01:34:07,183 --> 01:34:10,483 ♪ And by big I don't mean chubby 1412 01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:12,773 ♪ Obviously you're not fat 1413 01:34:12,939 --> 01:34:15,237 ♪ But your personality is biggish 1414 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:20,327 ♪ ls what I meant by that 1415 01:34:21,447 --> 01:34:26,453 ♪ Sony about that fat thing I'm on the hefty side myself 1416 01:34:26,619 --> 01:34:28,838 ♪ I have to blame the gene pool 1417 01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:32,505 ♪ Which reminds me of... 1418 01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:34,465 Oh, where am I going with this? 1419 01:34:37,005 --> 01:34:41,306 ♪ When words fail, what will I do? 1420 01:34:42,552 --> 01:34:47,934 ♪ When words fail How will she know how I feel? 1421 01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:51,979 ♪ When words fail, will I fail, too? 1422 01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:56,901 ♪ Do I have a snowball's chance? 1423 01:34:57,150 --> 01:35:00,950 ♪ Are my prospects just too grim? 1424 01:35:01,112 --> 01:35:05,288 ♪ I spent my life stuck in the mud 1425 01:35:06,034 --> 01:35:11,632 ♪ Now I'm crawling out on a limb 1426 01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:19,472 ♪ If words fail, she'll know what I mean 1427 01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:25,437 ♪ If words fail She'll just take my hand 1428 01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:30,601 ♪ She sees me like no one else has 1429 01:35:33,269 --> 01:35:38,400 ♪ If words fail, she'll understand 1430 01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:46,867 ♪ She'll understand ♪ 1431 01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:52,000 I can't think about Shrek. Not now. 1432 01:35:52,163 --> 01:35:54,837 I'm a princess after all, and look at me! 1433 01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:59,638 I mean, really, who could ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? 1434 01:35:59,796 --> 01:36:04,393 Princess and ugly don't go together. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. 1435 01:36:04,550 --> 01:36:10,057 My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my one true love. 1436 01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:39,882 ♪ Good morning, dawn Good morning, day 1437 01:36:40,211 --> 01:36:42,714 ♪ Good morning, mourning dove 1438 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:47,727 ♪ I had a long and sleepless night pondering true love 1439 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:53,692 ♪ My fairytale I know so well has somehow gone awry 1440 01:36:53,850 --> 01:36:59,357 ♪ Looks can be deceiving But feelings cannot lie 1441 01:36:59,522 --> 01:37:01,570 ♪ Do I love him? 1442 01:37:05,069 --> 01:37:10,075 ♪ Last night I was uncertain But this morning, this morning 1443 01:37:10,241 --> 01:37:12,744 ♪ This morning... Shrek, thank goodness! 1444 01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:14,002 There's something I have to tell you... 1445 01:37:14,162 --> 01:37:16,756 You don't have to tell me anything. I heard enough last night. 1446 01:37:16,914 --> 01:37:18,541 - You heard what I said? - Every word. 1447 01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:22,963 Especially, "Who could love such a hideous, ugly beast?" 1448 01:37:23,129 --> 01:37:25,006 But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. 1449 01:37:25,173 --> 01:37:27,267 Yeah? Well, it does! 1450 01:37:27,425 --> 01:37:29,052 Oh... 1451 01:37:29,218 --> 01:37:31,937 Right on time. Princess, I've brought you a little something. 1452 01:37:32,555 --> 01:37:37,436 ♪ Fiona! Fiona, Fiona Fiona, Fiona, Fiona 1453 01:37:37,602 --> 01:37:39,275 ♪ Fiona, Fiona, Fiona 1454 01:37:39,437 --> 01:37:43,943 ♪ Fiona, Fiona! 1455 01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:48,283 Whoa, plastic horse. 1456 01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:53,042 He's plastic. He's hollow. 1457 01:37:54,577 --> 01:37:57,797 - Princess Fiona... - As promised. Now about my swamp... 1458 01:37:57,955 --> 01:38:02,301 Cleared out, as agreed, the deed has been put in your name. 1459 01:38:02,460 --> 01:38:04,633 Now step away before I change my mind. 1460 01:38:07,965 --> 01:38:10,889 Forgive me, Princess, for startling you. 1461 01:38:11,052 --> 01:38:13,555 - I am Lord Farquaad. - Lord Farquaad. 1462 01:38:13,721 --> 01:38:17,225 Forgive me, for I was just saying a short... 1463 01:38:17,392 --> 01:38:20,316 Hm? 1464 01:38:20,478 --> 01:38:21,695 - ...farewell. - Oh! 1465 01:38:21,854 --> 01:38:25,484 That is so sweet, but you don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. 1466 01:38:25,650 --> 01:38:27,152 It's not like it has feelings. 1467 01:38:27,318 --> 01:38:30,413 No, you're right, it doesn't. 1468 01:38:34,575 --> 01:38:39,172 Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. 1469 01:38:48,923 --> 01:38:51,517 I ask your hand in marriage. 1470 01:38:51,676 --> 01:38:53,678 Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom? 1471 01:38:53,845 --> 01:38:55,347 Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make me... 1472 01:38:55,513 --> 01:38:57,231 Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! 1473 01:38:57,390 --> 01:39:00,018 No! I mean, why wait? 1474 01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:01,731 Let's get married today. Before sunset. 1475 01:39:01,894 --> 01:39:06,149 Oh. Anxious, are we? You're right. The sooner the better. 1476 01:39:06,315 --> 01:39:10,240 There's so much to do! Captain, ride ahead. Tell them it's a Code Red! 1477 01:39:10,403 --> 01:39:12,952 We'll be married by sunset! 1478 01:39:13,114 --> 01:39:16,368 Oh, man, there's nothing like a good night's sleep. Oh! 1479 01:39:16,534 --> 01:39:19,083 - What did I miss? - Fare thee well, ogre. 1480 01:39:22,373 --> 01:39:25,172 Shrek! Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away! 1481 01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:27,553 Look, there's something you don't know! I talked to her last night and... 1482 01:39:27,712 --> 01:39:29,385 Yeah, I know you talked to her last night. 1483 01:39:29,547 --> 01:39:32,642 You two are great pals, aren't you? So why don't you follow her home? 1484 01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:35,474 - But Shrek, I want to go home with you. - Hey, I told you already, 1485 01:39:35,678 --> 01:39:40,525 I live alone! My swamp, me! Nobody else, understand?! 1486 01:39:40,683 --> 01:39:42,356 - Nobody! - But I thought... 1487 01:39:42,518 --> 01:39:44,941 ♪ I'm gonna build me a wall 1488 01:39:45,104 --> 01:39:47,357 ♪ I'll make it ten feet high 1489 01:39:48,441 --> 01:39:51,866 ♪ See you later, pal, bye-bye 1490 01:39:53,279 --> 01:39:55,577 ♪ No one getting in 1491 01:39:55,740 --> 01:39:58,084 ♪ So don't you even try 1492 01:39:58,242 --> 01:40:00,495 ♪ A ten-foot wall 1493 01:40:00,661 --> 01:40:03,084 But Shrek, it's not what you think. Just let me explain... 1494 01:40:03,247 --> 01:40:05,625 ♪ I'm gonna build me a wall 1495 01:40:05,791 --> 01:40:09,091 ♪ I'm gonna disappear 1496 01:40:09,253 --> 01:40:13,929 ♪ What's the matter, pal? Am I not being clear? 1497 01:40:14,091 --> 01:40:16,389 ♪ Can't you take a hint? 1498 01:40:16,552 --> 01:40:19,431 ♪ Am I getting through at all? 1499 01:40:20,973 --> 01:40:23,567 ♪ Just get out of here 1500 01:40:24,602 --> 01:40:28,903 ♪ I was told the world would despise me 1501 01:40:30,024 --> 01:40:34,154 ♪ So I should've known I should've guessed 1502 01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:39,501 ♪ I thought these two might be different 1503 01:40:40,952 --> 01:40:42,875 ♪ Well, now I know 1504 01:40:43,037 --> 01:40:47,759 ♪ They're just like all the rest 1505 01:40:47,917 --> 01:40:52,889 ♪ I'm gonna be what they want I'm gonna be what they say 1506 01:40:54,048 --> 01:40:58,098 ♪ Hey, world, I'll do it your way 1507 01:40:58,261 --> 01:41:03,768 ♪ You're looking for a monster It's your lucky day 1508 01:41:03,933 --> 01:41:08,234 ♪ I'll be what you want 1509 01:41:09,272 --> 01:41:13,243 ♪ What a fool to think she might love me 1510 01:41:14,110 --> 01:41:19,332 ♪ I opened my heart and let her walk through 1511 01:41:19,490 --> 01:41:21,913 ♪ She wanted Prince Charming 1512 01:41:22,201 --> 01:41:24,670 ♪ I wanted my home back 1513 01:41:24,829 --> 01:41:29,005 ♪ How lucky both our wishes came true 1514 01:41:30,084 --> 01:41:32,382 ♪ Gonna build me a wall 1515 01:41:32,545 --> 01:41:35,014 ♪ The perfect place to hide 1516 01:41:35,965 --> 01:41:40,436 ♪ Hey, world, stay on your side 1517 01:41:40,595 --> 01:41:42,939 ♪ The best way to conquer 1518 01:41:43,097 --> 01:41:46,852 ♪ They say is to divide 1519 01:41:47,018 --> 01:41:49,771 ♪ Gonna build a wall Gonna be what they say 1520 01:41:49,937 --> 01:41:53,737 ♪ Gonna harden my heart 1521 01:41:56,861 --> 01:42:01,537 ♪ Gonna build a wall ♪ 1522 01:42:21,510 --> 01:42:24,059 Just when you think life can't get any worse, 1523 01:42:24,221 --> 01:42:26,189 you get evicted from a swamp! 1524 01:42:26,349 --> 01:42:28,602 Yeah, I really thought that ogre was gonna help us. 1525 01:42:28,768 --> 01:42:32,068 He still might! Maybe if we all close our eyes and clap really hard! 1526 01:42:32,229 --> 01:42:34,948 - Oh, grow up. - I won't grow up! 1527 01:42:35,107 --> 01:42:37,906 You're 34 and need a shave. 1528 01:42:38,069 --> 01:42:41,243 Oh, yeah! 1529 01:42:41,405 --> 01:42:43,499 - Am I wrong? - Where to now? 1530 01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:48,585 Forty miles north, they said. There's landfill with our names on it. 1531 01:42:48,746 --> 01:42:52,376 Landfill? Are you kidding me? 1532 01:42:52,541 --> 01:42:56,512 What's next, a dunghill? A septic tank? 1533 01:42:56,796 --> 01:42:59,174 How low do we need to go, people? 1534 01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:03,937 It's time to do what we should've done a long time ago! 1535 01:43:04,095 --> 01:43:07,269 We got to stand up to Farquaad ourselves! 1536 01:43:07,431 --> 01:43:10,480 Yeah, Gingy's right! 1537 01:43:10,643 --> 01:43:13,613 We need to get off our fluffy butts and do something! 1538 01:43:17,066 --> 01:43:19,160 Wait a minute! 1539 01:43:19,318 --> 01:43:21,616 Now, look, maybe that ogre wasn't the answer, 1540 01:43:21,779 --> 01:43:25,750 but something better will come along, and we have to wait for it, 1541 01:43:25,908 --> 01:43:29,378 because that is what fairy-tale creatures do. 1542 01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:34,293 We wait for miracles. We wish upon stars! 1543 01:43:34,458 --> 01:43:38,304 - Why, my cricket always told me... - Oh, forget that cricket! 1544 01:43:38,462 --> 01:43:40,885 If he was so smart, he would've seen that windshield coming! 1545 01:43:44,635 --> 01:43:50,017 No, no! We just need to lay low until this all blows over. 1546 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:56,652 None of this would've happened if I were a real boy! 1547 01:44:04,655 --> 01:44:06,828 Why can't I be a real boy? 1548 01:44:14,165 --> 01:44:15,667 Listen up, puppet! 1549 01:44:16,834 --> 01:44:20,964 - ♪ We spend our whole lives wishing 1550 01:44:21,130 --> 01:44:23,974 ♪ We weren't so freaking strange 1551 01:44:24,133 --> 01:44:28,263 ♪ They made us feel that way 1552 01:44:28,429 --> 01:44:33,651 ♪ But it's they who need to change 1553 01:44:33,809 --> 01:44:36,028 The way they think, that is. 1554 01:44:36,187 --> 01:44:37,985 - That's right, Papa. - Yeah! 1555 01:44:38,147 --> 01:44:41,697 ♪ It's time to stop the hiding 1556 01:44:41,859 --> 01:44:45,534 ♪ It's time to stand up tall 1557 01:44:45,696 --> 01:44:49,872 ♪ Say, "Hey, world, I'm different 1558 01:44:50,034 --> 01:44:51,877 ♪ And here I am 1559 01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:56,712 ♪ Splinters and all" 1560 01:45:01,921 --> 01:45:06,893 ♪ Splinter-er-er-ers and all Ooh-ooh-hoo! 1561 01:45:07,051 --> 01:45:11,227 ♪ Let your freak flag wave 1562 01:45:11,388 --> 01:45:14,517 - My what? - ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1563 01:45:14,683 --> 01:45:17,106 - That's what I'm talking about! - ♪ Never take it down 1564 01:45:17,269 --> 01:45:22,400 ♪ Never take it down Raise it way up high 1565 01:45:22,566 --> 01:45:26,321 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1566 01:45:26,487 --> 01:45:30,742 ♪ Let it fly, fly, fly 1567 01:45:30,908 --> 01:45:33,752 - ♪ It's hard to be a puppet - ♪ Little puppet boy 1568 01:45:33,911 --> 01:45:36,835 - ♪ So many strings attached - ♪ Can't cut loose 1569 01:45:36,997 --> 01:45:39,876 - ♪ But it's not a choice you made - ♪ No, no 1570 01:45:40,042 --> 01:45:42,090 ♪ It's just how you were hatched 1571 01:45:42,253 --> 01:45:45,803 ♪ Let your freak flag wave 1572 01:45:45,965 --> 01:45:49,720 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1573 01:45:49,885 --> 01:45:52,434 ♪ Never take it down Never take it down 1574 01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:56,351 ♪ Raise it way up high 1575 01:45:56,517 --> 01:46:00,863 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1576 01:46:01,021 --> 01:46:04,867 - ♪ I'm proud to be a piggy - ♪ Little pig, little pig 1577 01:46:05,025 --> 01:46:08,120 - ♪ I raise my furry fist - ♪ Papa Bear, Papa Bear 1578 01:46:08,279 --> 01:46:13,001 ♪ It's time I told the world I'm a Scientologist 1579 01:46:13,158 --> 01:46:16,833 - ♪ Scientologist - ♪ I did some time in jail 1580 01:46:16,996 --> 01:46:20,000 - ♪ Yeah, yeah! - ♪ I smell like sauerkraut 1581 01:46:20,165 --> 01:46:23,385 - ♪ Whoo! - ♪ I'm gonna shed my housecoat 1582 01:46:23,544 --> 01:46:26,138 ♪ Miss Thing, you work it out! 1583 01:46:26,297 --> 01:46:29,392 ♪ Let your freak flag wave 1584 01:46:29,550 --> 01:46:33,145 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1585 01:46:33,304 --> 01:46:36,103 ♪ Never take it down Never take it down 1586 01:46:36,265 --> 01:46:40,236 ♪ Raise it way up high 1587 01:46:40,394 --> 01:46:43,739 Yes! It all makes sense now. 1588 01:46:43,898 --> 01:46:49,371 We may be freaks, but we're freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! 1589 01:46:49,528 --> 01:46:52,577 And together, we can stand up to Farquaad! 1590 01:46:52,740 --> 01:46:58,247 ♪ Never take it down Raise it way up high 1591 01:46:58,412 --> 01:47:01,040 ♪ Raise it up way high Raise it up way high 1592 01:47:01,206 --> 01:47:04,335 ♪ We've got magic We've got power 1593 01:47:04,501 --> 01:47:09,348 - ♪ Who are they to say we're wrong? - ♪ Wrong 1594 01:47:09,506 --> 01:47:11,850 ♪ All the things that make us special 1595 01:47:12,009 --> 01:47:17,186 ♪ Are the things that make us strong 1596 01:47:17,806 --> 01:47:21,185 - ♪ What makes us special - ♪ What makes us special 1597 01:47:21,352 --> 01:47:26,074 ♪ What makes us special makes us strong 1598 01:47:26,231 --> 01:47:29,030 ♪ Let your freak flag wave 1599 01:47:29,193 --> 01:47:32,868 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1600 01:47:33,030 --> 01:47:35,954 ♪ Never take it down Never take it down 1601 01:47:36,116 --> 01:47:39,120 ♪ Raise it way up high 1602 01:47:41,288 --> 01:47:45,168 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1603 01:47:46,293 --> 01:47:48,546 ♪ Fly 1604 01:47:49,338 --> 01:47:52,558 ♪ Fly Fly 1605 01:47:52,716 --> 01:47:53,933 ♪ Fly 1606 01:47:54,093 --> 01:47:58,644 I'm wood! I'm good! Get used to it! 1607 01:47:58,806 --> 01:48:04,563 ♪ Fly ♪ 1608 01:48:18,033 --> 01:48:21,412 To Duloc! 1609 01:48:22,413 --> 01:48:24,711 Come on, you guys! That's right! 1610 01:48:24,873 --> 01:48:27,376 Whoo! Come on! Ha-ha! 1611 01:48:27,543 --> 01:48:29,261 Whoo! 1612 01:48:35,426 --> 01:48:36,928 Donkey? What are you doing? 1613 01:48:37,094 --> 01:48:40,689 Oh, I would think you of all people would recognize a wall when you saw one! 1614 01:48:40,848 --> 01:48:43,897 Well, yeah. But the wall is supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. 1615 01:48:44,059 --> 01:48:47,233 It is around your half. See? That's your half, this is my half. 1616 01:48:47,396 --> 01:48:48,943 - Your half? - Yes, my half. 1617 01:48:49,106 --> 01:48:52,030 I helped rescue the princess, I did half the work, I get half the booty. 1618 01:48:52,192 --> 01:48:53,444 - Back off. - No, you back off. 1619 01:48:53,610 --> 01:48:55,453 - Stubborn jackass! - Smelly ogre! 1620 01:48:55,612 --> 01:48:56,829 This is my swamp! 1621 01:48:56,989 --> 01:48:59,833 There you go, "My, my, my! Me, me, me!" Well, guess what? 1622 01:48:59,992 --> 01:49:03,087 Now it's my turn, so you just shut up and pay attention. 1623 01:49:04,121 --> 01:49:05,623 You are mean to me. 1624 01:49:10,544 --> 01:49:13,798 You insult me and you do not appreciate anything I do. 1625 01:49:13,964 --> 01:49:15,762 You're always pushing me around or pushing me away! 1626 01:49:15,924 --> 01:49:19,895 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings! 1627 01:49:20,054 --> 01:49:22,182 Well, if I treated you so badly, why did you come back? 1628 01:49:22,347 --> 01:49:24,315 Because that's what friends do, they forgive each other! 1629 01:49:24,475 --> 01:49:25,476 Go away! 1630 01:49:25,642 --> 01:49:27,895 There you are doing it again! Just like you did to Fiona! 1631 01:49:28,062 --> 01:49:30,531 All she ever did was like you. Maybe even love you! 1632 01:49:30,689 --> 01:49:33,442 Love me? She said I was ugly! 1633 01:49:33,609 --> 01:49:36,328 A hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking! 1634 01:49:36,487 --> 01:49:39,161 She wasn't talking about you! She was talking about hersel... 1635 01:49:41,700 --> 01:49:42,872 ...someone else. 1636 01:49:43,035 --> 01:49:46,835 She wasn't talking about me? Well then, who was she talking about? 1637 01:49:46,997 --> 01:49:49,170 No, sir. I ain't saying nothing. 1638 01:49:49,333 --> 01:49:50,801 You don't wanna listen to me, right? Right? 1639 01:49:50,959 --> 01:49:52,256 - Donkey! - No. 1640 01:49:55,964 --> 01:49:57,682 OK, look, I'm sorry, all right? 1641 01:50:00,302 --> 01:50:01,303 I'm sorry. 1642 01:50:02,262 --> 01:50:07,689 I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. 1643 01:50:10,604 --> 01:50:12,151 Can you forgive me? 1644 01:50:15,692 --> 01:50:16,864 Hey, that's what friends are for, right? 1645 01:50:17,027 --> 01:50:18,028 Right. 1646 01:50:20,823 --> 01:50:22,917 - Friends? - Oh! Friends! 1647 01:50:25,327 --> 01:50:27,500 So, what did Fiona say about me? 1648 01:50:27,663 --> 01:50:29,916 What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her? 1649 01:50:30,082 --> 01:50:31,379 Donkey! The wedding! 1650 01:50:31,542 --> 01:50:34,546 - We'll never make it in time! - I know someone who can help! 1651 01:51:07,619 --> 01:51:11,089 People of Duloc, 1652 01:51:11,248 --> 01:51:15,128 we gather here today to bear witness 1653 01:51:15,294 --> 01:51:19,595 to the union of our new king and queen. 1654 01:51:19,756 --> 01:51:25,513 And as the warm glow of this setting sun lifts our heads, 1655 01:51:25,679 --> 01:51:28,102 so too does the... 1656 01:51:28,265 --> 01:51:31,439 Excuse me. Could we just skip to the "I do's"? 1657 01:51:31,602 --> 01:51:34,606 - What? - Uh, yeah. Go on, go on. 1658 01:51:34,771 --> 01:51:37,945 Right, well then, do you, Lord Farquaad, take Princess Fiona? 1659 01:51:38,108 --> 01:51:39,109 - I do. - And do you... 1660 01:51:39,276 --> 01:51:41,028 - I do. - Yes, I thought you might. 1661 01:51:41,195 --> 01:51:42,572 Well, then, by the power vested in me... 1662 01:51:42,738 --> 01:51:43,955 - Stop the wedding! - Shrek? 1663 01:51:44,114 --> 01:51:45,536 What does he want? Really, it's rude enough 1664 01:51:45,699 --> 01:51:49,624 being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding? 1665 01:51:49,786 --> 01:51:51,834 - Fiona, I need to talk to you. - Oh, now you want to talk? 1666 01:51:51,997 --> 01:51:53,999 Well, it's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me... 1667 01:51:54,166 --> 01:51:56,089 - But you can't marry him! - And why not? 1668 01:51:56,251 --> 01:51:58,595 Because he's just marrying you so he can be king. 1669 01:51:58,754 --> 01:51:59,971 That is outrageous! 1670 01:52:00,130 --> 01:52:02,303 - Fiona, don't listen to him. - He's not your true love. 1671 01:52:02,466 --> 01:52:03,968 And what do you know about true love? 1672 01:52:04,134 --> 01:52:08,014 Well... I... 1673 01:52:09,681 --> 01:52:10,807 Um... 1674 01:52:10,974 --> 01:52:14,023 Oh... Oh... 1675 01:52:16,063 --> 01:52:17,861 Aw... 1676 01:52:18,023 --> 01:52:20,492 Well, this is precious. Huh? Hm? 1677 01:52:20,651 --> 01:52:23,700 The ogre has fallen in love with the princess. Oh, good Lord. 1678 01:52:27,449 --> 01:52:30,293 Mm! Guards, take this abomination out of my sight! 1679 01:52:30,452 --> 01:52:31,453 No! 1680 01:52:32,829 --> 01:52:36,379 I mean... 1681 01:52:36,541 --> 01:52:40,591 Let's hear what the monster has to say. It might be worth a laugh. 1682 01:52:41,171 --> 01:52:42,593 Oh, you are awful. 1683 01:52:44,841 --> 01:52:48,596 Well, you heard her, ogre. Express yourself. Hm? 1684 01:52:48,762 --> 01:52:51,766 With as few grunts as possible. 1685 01:52:55,185 --> 01:52:59,110 Right. OK. 1686 01:53:01,483 --> 01:53:03,531 Um... 1687 01:53:03,694 --> 01:53:08,370 ♪ It's a big, bright, beautiful world 1688 01:53:08,532 --> 01:53:12,833 ♪ With happiness all around 1689 01:53:12,995 --> 01:53:15,373 ♪ It's peaches and cream 1690 01:53:15,539 --> 01:53:19,419 ♪ If a dream comes true 1691 01:53:21,545 --> 01:53:22,922 Awkward! 1692 01:53:25,757 --> 01:53:27,134 Little bit. 1693 01:53:29,678 --> 01:53:31,021 Look at that. 1694 01:53:33,557 --> 01:53:38,108 ♪ It's a big, bright, beautiful world 1695 01:53:39,479 --> 01:53:43,825 ♪ With possibilities everywhere 1696 01:53:43,984 --> 01:53:46,407 ♪ If true love is blind 1697 01:53:46,570 --> 01:53:52,077 ♪ Maybe you won't mind the view? 1698 01:53:54,453 --> 01:53:57,832 ♪ I know I'm not the handsome prince 1699 01:53:57,998 --> 01:54:01,127 ♪ For whom you've waited 1700 01:54:02,878 --> 01:54:08,100 ♪ I don't have a fancy castle And I'm not sophisticated 1701 01:54:08,258 --> 01:54:13,230 ♪ A princess and an ogre I admit is complicated 1702 01:54:13,388 --> 01:54:18,269 ♪ You've never read a book like this 1703 01:54:18,435 --> 01:54:21,780 ♪ But fairy tales 1704 01:54:21,938 --> 01:54:25,568 ♪ Should really be 1705 01:54:25,734 --> 01:54:30,285 ♪ Updated 1706 01:54:31,907 --> 01:54:36,037 ♪ It's a big, bright, beautiful world 1707 01:54:37,496 --> 01:54:41,467 ♪ I see it now, I'll let it in 1708 01:54:41,625 --> 01:54:44,469 ♪ I'll tear down a wall 1709 01:54:44,628 --> 01:54:49,225 ♪ And clear a spot for two 1710 01:54:50,717 --> 01:54:56,645 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1711 01:55:01,436 --> 01:55:06,283 Boo! 1712 01:55:11,905 --> 01:55:14,829 Are we ready, darling? Hm? 1713 01:55:19,955 --> 01:55:22,128 - I can't. - Stop the wedding! 1714 01:55:22,290 --> 01:55:25,794 Filthy wedding crashers! Guards, stop him! Stop him! 1715 01:55:26,545 --> 01:55:29,765 We've taken your abuse for the last time, Farquaad! 1716 01:55:29,923 --> 01:55:31,846 - Well, no more! - It ends today! 1717 01:55:32,008 --> 01:55:35,387 - Power to the piggies! - We demand our homes back! 1718 01:55:35,554 --> 01:55:38,603 And our rightful place in Duloc! Right, guys? 1719 01:55:38,765 --> 01:55:42,315 - Yeah! - How dare you freaks 1720 01:55:42,477 --> 01:55:45,026 interrupt my wedding? 1721 01:55:45,188 --> 01:55:47,031 Freaks, huh? 1722 01:55:47,983 --> 01:55:52,830 Well, I guess it takes one to know one. 1723 01:55:54,823 --> 01:55:59,624 - What? - Be prepared to have your mind blown. 1724 01:56:00,412 --> 01:56:03,211 - Hi-ho! - Daddy! Oh, Daddy. 1725 01:56:03,457 --> 01:56:06,586 I suppose my invitation was lost in the mail? 1726 01:56:06,751 --> 01:56:08,845 Well, maybe if you hadn't abandoned me in the woods! 1727 01:56:09,004 --> 01:56:13,134 Abandoned you? You were 28 and living in my basement! 1728 01:56:13,300 --> 01:56:16,053 Loser. 1729 01:56:16,219 --> 01:56:20,144 People of Duloc, your leader is a half ling! 1730 01:56:20,307 --> 01:56:24,278 No! No, no, no. Don't listen to him. 1731 01:56:24,436 --> 01:56:26,905 - Just like all of us. - Not a freak! Not a freak! 1732 01:56:27,063 --> 01:56:29,657 I'm a king! I'm a big, tall man! 1733 01:56:29,816 --> 01:56:32,660 I'm a big, tall, giant man with a kingdom! 1734 01:56:33,737 --> 01:56:35,239 Not a freak! I have a castle! 1735 01:56:35,405 --> 01:56:37,703 ♪ Behold! 1736 01:56:37,866 --> 01:56:40,244 Bring in the lanterns! 1737 01:56:44,164 --> 01:56:47,293 - Stop the wedding! - Whoa! 1738 01:56:47,876 --> 01:56:48,923 Fiona? 1739 01:56:52,589 --> 01:56:54,591 I wanted to show you before. 1740 01:56:55,634 --> 01:56:57,762 Well, uh... 1741 01:56:58,345 --> 01:57:00,473 ...that explains a lot. 1742 01:57:02,724 --> 01:57:05,193 Ew. Ew, ah! 1743 01:57:05,352 --> 01:57:09,778 Ugh! Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! Guards! 1744 01:57:09,940 --> 01:57:13,285 All this hocus-pocus alters nothing! 1745 01:57:13,443 --> 01:57:17,789 This marriage is binding and that makes me king! See? Ha-ha! 1746 01:57:17,948 --> 01:57:19,245 As for you, my wife, 1747 01:57:19,407 --> 01:57:21,785 I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days. 1748 01:57:21,952 --> 01:57:24,296 No, actually, you won't. 1749 01:57:24,454 --> 01:57:27,082 What are you doing, you insolent beast? I'll see you drawn and quartered! 1750 01:57:27,249 --> 01:57:30,879 I am king! I will have order! 1751 01:57:36,383 --> 01:57:39,478 Nobody move! I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it! 1752 01:57:39,678 --> 01:57:41,851 I'm a donkey on the edge! 1753 01:57:46,810 --> 01:57:51,566 - Fiona, I love you. - Really? 1754 01:57:51,773 --> 01:57:53,446 Really, really. 1755 01:57:53,608 --> 01:57:55,656 I love you, too. 1756 01:58:04,035 --> 01:58:08,757 - Aw! - Yay! 1757 01:58:09,583 --> 01:58:12,336 "By day one way, by night another, 1758 01:58:12,502 --> 01:58:17,008 this shall be the norm, until you find true love's first kiss 1759 01:58:17,173 --> 01:58:22,725 and then take love's true form... then take love's true form." 1760 01:58:45,619 --> 01:58:48,338 Fiona, are you all right? 1761 01:58:48,496 --> 01:58:50,965 Well, yes, but I don't understand. 1762 01:58:51,875 --> 01:58:53,752 I'm supposed to be beautiful. 1763 01:58:54,794 --> 01:58:56,762 But you are beautiful. 1764 01:58:58,089 --> 01:59:02,060 ♪ Once upon a time to look like us would be a pity 1765 01:59:02,218 --> 01:59:06,394 ♪ But now we know that beautiful 1766 01:59:06,556 --> 01:59:12,404 ♪ Ain't always pretty 1767 01:59:18,693 --> 01:59:22,743 ♪ I waited all my life 1768 01:59:22,906 --> 01:59:25,375 ♪ Lived it by the book 1769 01:59:25,533 --> 01:59:30,209 ♪ Now I know that's not my story 1770 01:59:30,372 --> 01:59:34,548 ♪ You take me as I am 1771 01:59:34,709 --> 01:59:37,462 ♪ Love me as I look 1772 01:59:37,629 --> 01:59:41,725 ♪ Standing here in all my glory 1773 01:59:41,883 --> 01:59:44,432 ♪ I am sweetness, lam bratty 1774 01:59:44,636 --> 01:59:47,310 ♪ I'm a princess, I'm a fatty 1775 01:59:47,472 --> 01:59:53,195 ♪ I'm a mess of contradictions in a dress 1776 01:59:53,353 --> 01:59:56,152 ♪ I am sassy, I am sappy 1777 01:59:56,439 --> 02:00:00,660 ♪ When I'm with you I am happy 1778 02:00:00,819 --> 02:00:05,791 ♪ This is my story 1779 02:00:05,949 --> 02:00:09,044 ♪ You laugh at all my jokes 1780 02:00:10,537 --> 02:00:13,211 ♪ Even though they're crude 1781 02:00:13,373 --> 02:00:17,549 ♪ You don't mind that I'm not classy 1782 02:00:17,794 --> 02:00:21,765 - ♪ We make a perfect pair - ♪ We make a perfect pair 1783 02:00:21,923 --> 02:00:24,642 - ♪ Radiant and rude - ♪ Radiant and rude 1784 02:00:24,801 --> 02:00:28,977 - ♪ So in love and much too gassy - ♪ So in love and much too gassy 1785 02:00:29,139 --> 02:00:31,562 - ♪ We are ogres, we are scary - ♪ We are ogres, we are scary 1786 02:00:31,725 --> 02:00:34,649 ♪ We are donkeys, we are hairy 1787 02:00:34,811 --> 02:00:40,489 ♪ We have bold and brand-new stories to be told 1788 02:00:40,650 --> 02:00:43,449 ♪ We will write them We will tell them 1789 02:00:43,611 --> 02:00:47,661 ♪ You will hear them You will smell them 1790 02:00:47,824 --> 02:00:51,749 ♪ This is our story 1791 02:00:53,037 --> 02:00:57,292 And that is how the little ogre came to live on the swamp 1792 02:00:57,459 --> 02:00:59,177 with a beautiful princess. 1793 02:00:59,335 --> 02:01:01,429 - And his best friend. - And his best friend. 1794 02:01:01,588 --> 02:01:03,181 And the Gingerbread Man! 1795 02:01:03,339 --> 02:01:05,808 - And a very handsome puppet! - And an elf! 1796 02:01:05,967 --> 02:01:08,015 - And a fairy godmother! - And a witch! 1797 02:01:08,178 --> 02:01:11,182 - And a cross-dressing wolf! - And the three pigs! 1798 02:01:11,347 --> 02:01:12,769 ♪ What makes us special 1799 02:01:12,932 --> 02:01:16,857 - ♪ What makes us special - ♪ What makes us special 1800 02:01:17,270 --> 02:01:20,524 - ♪ What makes us special - ♪ What makes us special 1801 02:01:20,690 --> 02:01:25,366 ♪ What makes us special makes us strong 1802 02:01:25,528 --> 02:01:29,704 ♪ We are witches, we are fairies We are weirdoes 1803 02:01:29,866 --> 02:01:31,209 I'm an Aries! 1804 02:01:31,451 --> 02:01:36,628 ♪ We're a giant Whitman's Sampler here to try 1805 02:01:37,457 --> 02:01:39,880 ♪ We are puppets We are rabbits 1806 02:01:40,084 --> 02:01:42,928 ♪ We are hobbits with bad habits 1807 02:01:43,087 --> 02:01:47,342 ♪ We're a screwy but delighted crazy stew 1808 02:01:47,509 --> 02:01:50,228 ♪ We are different and united 1809 02:01:50,386 --> 02:01:53,606 ♪ You are us and we are you 1810 02:01:54,724 --> 02:01:58,979 ♪ This is our story 1811 02:02:00,563 --> 02:02:04,238 ♪ This is our story 1812 02:02:06,486 --> 02:02:11,117 ♪ This is our story 1813 02:02:16,037 --> 02:02:19,541 God bless us, everyone! 1814 02:02:19,707 --> 02:02:24,383 ♪ The end! ♪ 1815 02:02:47,402 --> 02:02:51,623 ♪ I thought love was only true in fairy tales 1816 02:02:53,116 --> 02:02:56,586 ♪ Meant for someone else but not for me 1817 02:02:59,664 --> 02:03:01,883 ♪ Love was out to get me 1818 02:03:02,542 --> 02:03:04,294 ♪ That's the way it seemed 1819 02:03:05,295 --> 02:03:09,892 ♪ Disappointment haunted all my dreams 1820 02:03:10,049 --> 02:03:12,643 - ♪ And then I saw her face - ♪ I saw her face 1821 02:03:12,802 --> 02:03:16,432 - ♪ Now I'm a believer - ♪ I saw her face 1822 02:03:16,598 --> 02:03:19,067 - ♪ Not a trace - ♪ No, not a trace 1823 02:03:19,225 --> 02:03:22,149 - ♪ Of doubt in my mind - ♪ In my mind 1824 02:03:22,312 --> 02:03:24,986 - ♪ I'm in love - ♪ Ooh 1825 02:03:25,148 --> 02:03:29,619 ♪ I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried 1826 02:03:32,155 --> 02:03:36,831 ♪ I thought love was more or less a givin' thing 1827 02:03:37,827 --> 02:03:42,173 ♪ But the more I gave the less I got, oh, yeah 1828 02:03:42,332 --> 02:03:44,334 ♪ Oh, yeah 1829 02:03:44,500 --> 02:03:45,922 - ♪ What's the use in trying - ♪ What's the use in trying 1830 02:03:46,085 --> 02:03:47,337 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo 1831 02:03:47,503 --> 02:03:49,346 - ♪ All you get is pain - ♪ All you get is pain 1832 02:03:49,505 --> 02:03:50,506 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo 1833 02:03:50,673 --> 02:03:53,517 - ♪ When I wanted sunshine I got rain - ♪ When I wanted sunshine I got rain 1834 02:03:53,676 --> 02:03:57,681 ♪ I got rain, I got rain 1835 02:03:57,847 --> 02:03:58,939 Hey, you all, can I say something? 1836 02:03:59,098 --> 02:04:01,146 ♪ And then I saw her face 1837 02:04:02,435 --> 02:04:05,314 ♪ Now I'm a believer Whoo! 1838 02:04:05,480 --> 02:04:07,107 ♪ Not a trace 1839 02:04:08,358 --> 02:04:09,826 ♪ Of doubt in my mind 1840 02:04:09,984 --> 02:04:10,985 Hey, how you doing? 1841 02:04:11,653 --> 02:04:14,532 - ♪ I'm in love - ♪ Ooh, ah 1842 02:04:14,697 --> 02:04:19,453 ♪ I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried 1843 02:04:20,203 --> 02:04:22,080 ♪ Then I saw her face 1844 02:04:23,373 --> 02:04:26,047 ♪ Now I'm a believer Whoo! 1845 02:04:26,209 --> 02:04:28,211 ♪ Oh, not a trace 1846 02:04:29,212 --> 02:04:31,010 ♪ Of doubt in my mind 1847 02:04:32,799 --> 02:04:35,143 - ♪ I'm in love - ♪ I'm in love 1848 02:04:35,301 --> 02:04:38,180 - ♪ Now I'm a believer - ♪ Now I'm a believer 1849 02:04:39,305 --> 02:04:42,559 ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe 1850 02:04:42,725 --> 02:04:44,022 ♪ Now I'm a believer 1851 02:04:45,019 --> 02:04:47,693 - ♪ I believe - I can't hear you. 1852 02:04:47,855 --> 02:04:50,529 ♪ I believe 1853 02:04:50,692 --> 02:04:53,741 - ♪ I believe - Whoo! 1854 02:04:53,903 --> 02:04:58,903 ♪ I believe 1855 02:05:05,456 --> 02:05:09,586 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe, I believe ♪ 1856 02:05:20,596 --> 02:05:24,521 ♪ Let your freak flag wave 1857 02:05:24,684 --> 02:05:28,564 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1858 02:05:28,730 --> 02:05:31,404 ♪ Never take it down Never take it down 1859 02:05:31,566 --> 02:05:35,241 ♪ Raise it way up high 1860 02:05:35,403 --> 02:05:39,078 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1861 02:05:39,615 --> 02:05:43,870 ♪ Let it fly, fly, fly 1862 02:05:44,037 --> 02:05:46,961 - ♪ It's hard to be a puppet - ♪ Little puppet boy 1863 02:05:47,123 --> 02:05:49,797 - ♪ So many strings attached - ♪ Can't cut loose 1864 02:05:49,959 --> 02:05:52,178 ♪ But it's not a choice you made 1865 02:05:52,336 --> 02:05:55,761 - ♪ No, no - ♪ It's just how you were hatched 1866 02:05:55,965 --> 02:05:59,060 ♪ Let your freak flag wave 1867 02:05:59,218 --> 02:06:02,813 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1868 02:06:03,139 --> 02:06:05,983 ♪ Never take it down Never take it down 1869 02:06:06,142 --> 02:06:09,863 ♪ Raise it way up high 1870 02:06:10,021 --> 02:06:14,822 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1871 02:06:14,984 --> 02:06:18,454 - ♪ I'm proud to be a piggy - ♪ Little pig, little pig 1872 02:06:18,613 --> 02:06:21,913 - ♪ I raise my furry fist - ♪ Papa Bear, Papa Bear 1873 02:06:22,075 --> 02:06:26,626 ♪ It's time I told the world I'm a Scientologist 1874 02:06:26,788 --> 02:06:28,461 ♪ Scientologist 1875 02:06:28,623 --> 02:06:30,717 ♪ I did some time in jail 1876 02:06:30,875 --> 02:06:31,717 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1877 02:06:31,876 --> 02:06:33,878 ♪ I smell like sauerkraut 1878 02:06:34,045 --> 02:06:34,796 ♪ Whoo! 1879 02:06:34,962 --> 02:06:36,760 ♪ I'm gonna shed my housecoat 1880 02:06:36,923 --> 02:06:40,268 - ♪ Ah - ♪ Miss Thing, you work it out! 1881 02:06:40,468 --> 02:06:43,472 ♪ Let your freak flag wave 1882 02:06:43,638 --> 02:06:47,518 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1883 02:06:47,683 --> 02:06:50,311 ♪ Never take it down Never take it down 1884 02:06:50,478 --> 02:06:54,858 ♪ Raise it way up high 1885 02:06:55,024 --> 02:06:58,198 Yes! It all makes sense now. 1886 02:06:58,361 --> 02:07:03,709 We may be freaks, but we're freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! 1887 02:07:03,866 --> 02:07:06,870 And together, we can stand up to Farquaad! 1888 02:07:07,995 --> 02:07:13,627 ♪ Never take it down Raise it way up high 1889 02:07:13,835 --> 02:07:16,634 ♪ Raise it up way high Raise it up way high 1890 02:07:16,796 --> 02:07:19,970 ♪ We've got magic We've got power 1891 02:07:20,133 --> 02:07:24,980 ♪ Who are they to say we're wrong? 1892 02:07:25,263 --> 02:07:27,982 ♪ All the things that make us special 1893 02:07:28,141 --> 02:07:34,023 ♪ Are the things that make us strong 1894 02:07:34,188 --> 02:07:37,408 - ♪ What makes us special - ♪ What makes us special 1895 02:07:37,608 --> 02:07:42,489 ♪ What makes us special makes us strong 1896 02:07:42,655 --> 02:07:45,704 ♪ Let your freak flag wave 1897 02:07:45,908 --> 02:07:49,663 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1898 02:07:49,871 --> 02:07:52,420 ♪ Never take it down Never take it down 1899 02:07:52,582 --> 02:07:56,257 ♪ Raise it way up high 1900 02:07:56,586 --> 02:07:58,008 ♪ Yeah 1901 02:07:58,212 --> 02:08:02,467 ♪ Let your freak flag fly 1902 02:08:02,925 --> 02:08:05,929 ♪ Fly 1903 02:08:06,262 --> 02:08:10,938 ♪ Fly, fly, fly 1904 02:08:11,100 --> 02:08:15,606 I'm wood! I'm good! Get used to it! 1905 02:08:15,771 --> 02:08:20,868 ♪ Fly ♪156304

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