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RuPaul: Previously on All Stars...

You'll be debuting the smash hit I'm in Love.

Oh, yeah!

Do you think that you voted for the wrong person?

I should have brought in some Wite-Out,

because Ongina, you didn't believe in yourself.

Are we playing mental warfare here?

I'm gonna get rid of her.

-I'll take it from you. -I can just--

It's not the Cracker show.

We have a time limit.

♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪

♪ I'm in love with him ♪

♪ He's tall, dark, long, and lean ♪

♪ And he rocks my kitty world like you never seen ♪

I did kind of find myself

wandering to other people a little bit.

I liked your look more than I liked your performance.

On these stages, with all these animals,

you've gotta fight for every moment that you get.

You don't have to deliberate with me,

because these two do not deserve to go home at all tonight.

I made your morning difficult a while ago, and it was stupid.

Ru-veal yourself!

[cheering]

Shea Couleé, you're a winner, baby.

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

Ongina.

Ongina, sashay away.

What...a...day.

Two girls have gone home now, and it's starting to get real.

This is going to happen every single week.

It's gonna get tough.

Feelings will get hurt.

But I'm feeling $20.000 richer.

Congratulations, Shea.

Yes, bitch.

How you feel?

It feels good to be in a position like this,

but also it was really hard to send our girl Ongina home.

But, um, I felt like it was her time.

Ongina was mentally checked out.

I want to make sure that whoever I keep here

is hungry and capable of handling all the challenges

that this competition throws our way.

I'm curious to see--

How everyone voted?

Well, open it.

Okay.

All right, let's lay 'em all out.

One for Ongina, two for Ongina.

Ongina, Ongina,

Ongina, Ongina.

Unanimous.

I am still angry with her, because she just gave up.

She was, like, doing damage control before it happened.

If I went home and found out someone else gave up,

I'd be devastated.

This is an opportunity of a lifetime,

and there are so many girls that would love to be here.

If anyone else wants to give up,

speak now or forever hold your peace.

Mariah, how are you feeling right now?

I'm letting my lady parts calm down.

I'm still vibrating from being that close to being sent home.

It just took my breath away, not in a good way.

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

Ugh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

There is a little moment of relief right now,

but with that relief is a big old scoop of reality.

And I never wanna be in the bottom again.

I know y'all spent the coin, but I spent the mint, bitch.

[all laugh]

So y'all gonna have to shove,

kick me in the back of the head with a high heel

to get me up outta here.

All right, girls, let's take this off.

Let's take this--

Oh, God, I could go for a corndog.

How do you feel beating Alyssa Edwards?

I mean, bitch.

I'm like, what universe am I living in?

Coming to the competition,

I thought Shea Couleé was the queen to beat,

and she's in the top of the game right now.

Alyssa Edwards?

-Girl, oh, my God. -In a lip sync?

Girl, gag.

But I'm not scared to compete with her.

I'm here to win the big prize, not just a challenge.

And tomorrow is a brand-new day, baby.

They better wake up and see me, because I'm coming.

No one is safe.

Bam.

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With our extra-special guest judges

design superstar Martyn Lawrence Bullard

and the hilarious Nicole Byer.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

-Hi. -Whee!end teaser

Skip to m'Lou, my darlin'.

Another day.

Alive to survive.

Mr. Cameraman, show me my mark.

Into the werkroom and the fantasy.

Hold my hand and guide me gently--gently to my place.

I'll take my mark now.

-Oh! -Oh!

"I can't wait for our friendships to blossom more

"outside of this werkroom.

I love you, Ongina."

Aw, we love you, Ongina.

Oh, it's not going anywhere.

Nobody's ever gonna accuse you of being a domestic.

Well, girl, with $20.000,

you won't never have to clean a mirror again.

Can I borrow a 20?

When I get home and see Ongina, I know her.

She gonna be like, "I really shouldn't have quit, huh?"

"I really--I really should have stayed, you guys, huh?"

[all laugh]

So, Cracker, this is the real talk.

What was the purpose of going in to Ongina

in the beginning of the morning?

Do you think that you voted for the wrong person?

I should have brought in some Wite-Out,

because Ongina, you didn't believe in yourself.

Like, is this a "strag-edy"

you're trying to do with everybody's mind?

My intention was to say,

"Ongina, I want you to believe in yourself,

because I need to see that."

And I went about it wrong.

I should have said that, not what I said.

And, uh... Are you okay, Mayhem?

[laughs]

Girl, I don't believe not none of this.

-I'm just gonna be real. -Right.

I really don't believe none of it.

Same.

I smell shenanigans, foolery, and some tricks and shows.

Is this for real, or are you just playing a game?

It's not feeling authentic, sis.

All I can do is apologize and say that I was wrong.

She's not here any longer,

and now you're gonna say you apologize?

It's done.

From now on, we all have to really show who we are.

I wanna get to know everybody for real,

because if I ever in a position to send anybody home,

if I don't trust you, I'm gonna go against you.

Alexis wants you to be real,

she wants to be clear about things,

she wants to trust you, she wants to know who you are.

I think you're playing head games, Miss Alexis,

and it's working on some of these bitches.

I made one mistake, and--

It was not a mistake.

It was just a situation.

Okay. [alarm]

-Baby! -Baby!

Ru done saved the day.

Saved by the bell.subtitle

RuPaul: Ooh, girl.

She done already done had herses.

Hey, All Stars, welcome to the Ru-mada Inn.

You want room service?

Well, bitch, here's a wake-up call.

Ain't nobody got time for your baggage.

Ooh!

So who doesn't have time for my baggage?

I love two-star hotels!

Hello, hello, hello, ladies!

-Hi! -Hi!

Ooh! There you are.

Come on, resort wear.

[laughs]

Now, ladies, as All Stars,

you know firsthand that VIP travelers these days

don't just want a room,

they want an unforgettable experience.

I know I do.

In this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be starring in the hottest new hotel design show,

Shantay Enjoy Your Stay!

Now, working in teams,

you need to design and present your own signature suite

worthy of a five-star Ru-tique hotel.

[applause]

#AllStars5.

Feel free to use materials from the F&S Fabrics wall

and Objects furniture.

Now, we did a random drawing earlier,

and the teams are Miz Cracker, Mariah Paris Balenciaga,

and Shea Couleé.

-Oh! -Okay!

The next team is Jujubee, India Ferrah, and Alexis Mateo.

And last but not least, Mayhem Miller and Blair St. Clair.

All Stars, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

-Yeah! -Yeah!end act

♪ Together again ♪

We are always together on everything.

Today's maxi-challenge has got to be

one of the most difficult in RuPaul's Drag Race history,

because there are so many parts.

What are the things that you like about

when you're staying in a hotel?

Glamour and glitter.

I like glamour.

All right.

Not only do we have to create a hotel suite,

we have to create a welcome basket, a signature nightcap,

we have to give a room tour.

But most importantly, we have got to sell this suite.

We can make everything, like, gold, like, all golden.

Okay. Gold is rich.

-Gold is rich. -It's exclusive.

Oh, my gosh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

♪ The ideas ♪

Me and Blair are teammates again. Ha-ha!

Hopefully we will be able to vibe a little bit better

without Cracker.

We gonna win this week. I can feel it.

I'm really kind of disappointed

that you guys had "say something" hat day today,

and didn't tell me about it.

[all laugh]

So we need to pick a theme, clearly.

Does anyone have any ideas, or--

-I think-- -Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Wild Alaska. The room is just all Alaska-themed.

There would be, like, a river with salmon,

there would be, like, snow, an Alaskan pipeline underneath.

Yeah, I don't wanna stay there.

This is really, really difficult for me to admit,

but it's my third time here and I've never won a main challenge.

I have to change that.

I really want something kind of, like, tropical.

But this is a design challenge,

and I'm paired with two bitches with questionable taste.

What are we gonna do,

like, a jungle or something that is outside--

I actually really like the whole jungle idea.

Let's be real. My taste is questionable, too.

I shouldn't be here talking shit about my teammates.shit

[laughs]

Write it out, bitch.

So we need to have a clear concept.

Right, and one of my favorite shows in the whole entire world

is The Golden Girls.

Baby, I can watch that

over and over and over again on reruns.

I think, like, nostalgia is a very powerful thing.

The Golden Gals, the Golden Gals' Palace, the--

[gasps] The Golden Gals' Palace.

My closest friend on Season 10 was anxiety,

and after the drama this morning, she's back.

Beachy, eighties Miami.

-Miami. -Right.

Okay. Right, okay.

The girls are not happy with Cracker.

They think that I am scheming and shady,

and I'm starting to spiral.

I think, honestly, the most iconic bedroom is Blanche's,

with that banana-leaf wallpaper.

Yeah, that kind of thing.

Everybody knows a banana leaf.

Yeah. I think in Season 10,

I would have been like, "I'm gonna fall apart right now.

It's happening. Here we go. Aah!"

But do I wanna be in the midst of a mental breakdown

when I go out to perform for RuPaul?

Nerp.

Picture it. 1923, Sicily.

[laughs]

Ooh.

Oh, wow.

This is a big space.

It's time to design our suite,

and I see paintbrushes, goggles, smocks.

I'm just, like, okay, I hope they don't expect me to do it.

Now, I'm not used to doing, like, labors.

I'm not that girl.

Ru's picture's right here.

The bed's right here, the bar's right here,

the couch is right here.

Do you wanna see how the couch looks?

And then--

Or--I mean--

I'm very delicate.

I'm more delicate.

There is no butch queen on this team.

Please be light. Please be light.

-Lift with your legs. -Oh, my God.

[grunts]

You guys, I can't find Blair.

[laughs]

The goal for our luxury suite is to make it look expensive.

Oh, look at all this opulence.

We have a lot of rich stuff.

This gonna be Versailles, this gonna be a palace.

This gonna be real fancy.

This gonna be the Gottis' house.

Should we take a step back and look at this again?

No, trust our gut.

Juju, girl, what the hell?

That's how your makeup looks the way it does.

Have you ever fucking painted a room, bitch?bleep

Yes.

Now I got a clue who hasn't.

Oh, my God, we are gonna be garbage.

I cannot help this process at all.

Do we have a ladder?

Golden Gals.

I'm with you, girl.

I'm gonna put a seagull.

Yes! [laughs]

Fly the seagull into that sunset.

Look. Already looks like a winning room to me.

I'm on a team with Shea Couleé on a bad day, which is great.

We have chemistry, and it makes everything so much easier.

She's putting the "sis" back in "Sistine Chapel," girl.

[laughs]

I'm gonna paint a beautiful sunset in my Golden Gals' room,

where my spirit lives right now.

As long as the rattan furniture has been Pledge-scrubbed,

everything's okay.

Oh, you guys, this is super cute.

I could definitely see Shrek loving this place.

So what's y'all's color palette,

like just like brown and green?

Yeah, like your foundation.

This is nice.

-Oh! -Oh, really!

This is real nice.

These bitches, you know, sometimes it gets annoying.

It's like being in a daycare.

Don't touch me, because I got paint.

I'm just gonna let them bark.

I will put the dogs to sleep later.

You're Xed outta this place.

Please continue walking this way.

That green is drying a lot darker than I imagined.

Yeah, and I love it.

This is an exclusive motherfucking wild ridem-fucking

to the other side.

A one-of-a-kind experience.

Well, this is one of a kind.end act

Runway day, runway day.

Today we're getting ready to present our hotel suites.

Oh, yeah, that definitely smells like a freakin' trouser snake.

I'm not completely confident with what we're doing,

but I'm still gonna sell this damn room.

I know you guys

are not very good into, like, designing interiors,

but this is not just that.

It's also about who we are as a group.

Right, it's also us being

exaggerated versions of ourselves.

Right.

Our personalities need to shine.

I'm a little worried,

because I gotta present a luxury hotel suite

with two very strong personalities,

and stand out on my own.

I need to shave my face.

Do you guys need help shaving your backs?

Why we don't leave our backs hairy?

So it's really a 4D experience.

That's true.

But please make sure you shave all your chins.

Girl, I could not sleep last night.

This challenge is so hard, so--

But the more that we work together on this,

the more I'm feeling more sound.

I mean, we had some challenges in the last challenge,

and we pushed through that.

Because, like, I was so thrown off by Cracker.

But I think, like, we got each other in this challenge.

At this point in the competition,

everything's a little nerve-wracking.

But with Cracker not being involved in this challenge,

Mayhem and I are doing really great together.

I think what Cracker's missing out on

is taking ownership of her behavior,

and the things that she does and the things that she says.

Instead of having an explanation about everything,

just be like, "You know what? I'm sorry."

And I just don't feel the sincerity, unfortunately.

-Right. -I don't.

That Miami sunset color palette, you turnt it.

You picked the perfect colors.

We created a view, y'all.

I could sit there and look at that sunset,

my little glass of sherry.

And some piping hot tea.

Oh, bitch, you--oh, we're gonna be pouring it later.

My group is playing characters inspired by The Golden Girls.

Shea's gonna be Shea D. Arthur, Cracker is gonna be Rosebud,

and, of course, I'm gonna be Balenciaga Devereaux,

kind of like the cheeky, slutty,

always flirting with the help kind of girl.

It's right up my alley.

So, Cracker, it was a little bit rough

at the table yesterday with everyone.

I feel like people are not happy with me,

and I took it to a place in my head

where I was like, "I'm bad. I'm bad Cracker." You know?

Right. [laughs]

And then it took me a little while

and working with you guys and seeing our success

to be like, "You know what? Not bad Cracker."

Just, like, bad situation.

Well, I've definitely enjoyed working with you this week.

I think it's all about chemistry.

Yeah, definitely.

Like, the people that I respect are Shea and Mariah and Juju

and those people that I really look up to,

and those are people that I am working well with.

So everything else, I will learn and work on and get there.

So you don't respect me?

Is that what you're trying to say?

Is that what you heard from that?

Yeah.

[hiss] Fuck!

I said I'm working with people that I respect.

Yeah.

Girl, I am not ready for the Alexis shark attack,

and she is going in for the kill.

Listen, sweetheart, you're trying to make a conflict--

Don't "sweetheart" me, because I'm not sweethearting you.

I'm not deaf, so I can hear you.

I was saying that I am working well with people that I respect,

and that makes me feel better,

and that the rest is a learning curve.

And the reason why yesterday morning

was so, like, intense for you was because of me,

and I'm still waiting for you to come to talk to me.

But it's easier for you to just talk there.

I honestly don't think that that is the T.

You know, I had asked her just how she was feeling.

And her comment about working with people that she respects,

I don't think that that was, like, any shade.

Bitch, who was talking to you?

No one was even talking about you.

We were having a tender moment over here as a team,

talking about how much fun we had,

and then you have to pipe up

and try and get into my teammate's head.

You told me, "Girl, you've gotta watch

the way you interact with people."

And I walked away with that to this group,

and I was, like, I am going to make sure

that I am the best me for this group.

So I really listened to what you said.

At least you're aware of what is happening in my head.

Does that make sense?

Many moments and years, I have trouble communicating,

because this is not my first language.

Second language, my ass.

I could be an asshole and just say, you know what?

I'm done with Miz Cracker.

I don't wanna get to know her.

You know, I don't wanna be that diva.

How the fuck this bitch say this is her second language,fuck

and she been going for hours?

[laughs]

A lot of girls talk about you behind your back.

Oh, I could be one of them and just go behind your back

and tell everybody how we gonna get rid of you, but I'm not.

I know.

I'm not.

And I hear everything that you're saying.

I think people are piling on Cracker

because people are threatened by Cracker.

They know that she's tough competition,

and I feel like they actually are getting in Cracker's head.

And I'm like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Hold up. Wait a minute.

Don't go there, because I ain't with it.

That's my teammate, and we've got a challenge to focus on.

I can't wait to see how this turns out.end act

RuPaul: Pack your drag.

It's time to put the "T" in "travel"

with Shantay Enjoy Your Stay!,

the show that takes you inside sickening suites

designed by the world's draggiest design divas.

Tonight, the queensgraphic

are turning up the turn-down service

for extra-special guests Michelle Visage, Ross Mathews,

design superstar Martyn Lawrence Bullard,

and Nicole Byer.

First up, sissy that walker

over to the Golden Gals' Palace & Resort.

You're just in time for the early bird special.

Why, hello and welcome.

I'm Balenciaga Devereaux.

I'm Shea D. Arthur.

I'm Rosebud.

And welcome...

[all] To the Golden Gals' Palace & Resort.

Come on in.

The Golden Gals' Palace & Resort

is designed to make you feel warm, welcome, and comfortable.

Picture it. Floor to ceiling plate-glass windows

giving you a lovely scenic view of the Miami sunset.

We feature reclaimed rattan furniture,

which is also real fancy for "used wicker."

We have a gorgeous armchair with a heated afghan.

-Ooh. -Mm.

Every other hotel in the world

has wifi and Internet accessibility,

but we have a landline with free local calls.

So you could remind your grandchildren

it's been a while since they've seen you.

[disconnect signal]

Hello?

First, we're gonna hope that you indulge yourself

in our complimentary gift basket,

featuring an assortment of girthy meats and cheeses.

I love girthy meats.

[doorbell]

What was that?

I think we have some company.

Well, let's not be rude.

Let's go welcome our guests.

-Oh, welcome! -Oh!

Hi, hi, hi!

Some of the people who've had their final rest here

include Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope.

Oh, but there's a waiting list, too.

We have the Lady Bunny and the Bianca Del Rio.

Now, they expect to come by very soon.

There is no Golden Gals' evening complete

without a sinfully delicious piece of cream cheese pie.

Cream cheese pie, Rosebud?

-Oh, I'm sorry. -Cheesecake!

Yeah, there ya go.

Any time you need a little extra assistance late at night,

we have a full-time gentleman caller butler service.

All you have to do is hit this emergency alert button...

[alarm] and some dear gentlemen callers

will be with you right away.

Can I have that button?

-Full service. -I could never.

Thank you so much for visiting us here.

Make sure to tip the boys, but just the tip.

And don't hesitate to tell everyone you know about us.

Now, thanks for coming, and...

[all] Thank you for being a friend.

[laughs]

Where'd the cheesecake go?

RuPaul: Your RuPaul-iday continues.

Next stop, let's get wild in the Glamazone

with Alexis Mateo, India Ferrah, and Jujubee.

Bienvenidos to a wild adventure at the...

[all] Glamazone.

[all purr]

Come inside. I've said that before.

It smells just like a jungle.

Lots of animals, ah-ah-ah-ah,

and everything in the wild.

[growls]

We're wearing leopard print dresses.

Mm-hmm.

[snarls]

Right here in our rhino room

you're gonna feel right at home.

Here I am, sitting on a chair that my grandma made.

She made this with her two bare hands.

I sat on her lap.

Oh, she was chewing tobacco.

All the stories I heard.

Didn't understand a word.

This is the P-P bar.

Party-Party bar, everybody.

My grandma also made this chair.

Ahh. Ooh, your grandma might wanna reinforce that.

Oh, don't talk about my grandma, bitch.

We have our very own golden showerhead,

and it's gonna leave you with a warm sensation of joy.

[moans]

[all moan]

And this is where all the magic happens.

These sheets are infused with 15-karat Laotian gold,

and there is a mosquito net

to protect you from the live mosquitoes we've released.

[buzzing]

But not to worry,

because in our welcoming basket we have mosquito Ru-pellent.

-Ooh, yes. -Ooh.

And of course we include the most exotic fruit we can find.

What the hell just happened?

Bananas, oranges, apples, and grapes.

[all growl]

-[hiss] -Hi, ladies.

All: Welcome to The Glamazone.

Mmm. Smells like bananas.

You're just in time for our signature nightcap.

-Yes! -I love a drink!

Oye, oye.

There goes our butler.

-Oh! -Oh!

Our signature nightcap is a mix of natural flavors,

and, of course, a mysterious ingredient to help you relax.

Ooh!

It's the ultimate place to stay

if you're excited about the jungle.

Not only can you pet the pets, but they pet you back.

Wow, that is wild.

This only happens at...

[all] The Glamazone.

[all growl]

[hiss]

Come on, lay with me.

Did your grandmother make this, too?

-Oh, yes, girl. -Oh, boy.

You know how long it took her to make this?

-No, how long? -Now lay down.

-Okay. -Do you see the stars?

Oh! I see the stars.

You guys are gonna be protected.

It's like a giant condom.

-Oh, look at that! -Oh, thank you!

Night-night!

-Night-night. -Have sweet dreams.

Oh, my God, they are ready for bed, everybody.

So come see us soon here at...

-The Glamazone. -The Glamazone.

[soft growls]

RuPaul: For our last Ru-sort,

we're going for the gold in the 24-karat Experience,

presented by Blair St. Clair and Lamé.

Oh, hi there. I'm Blair St. Clair.

And I'm Lamé.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like

to vacation like an A-list celebrity?

Everybody wants to be a celebrity.

Here in the 24 Karat room, you can do just that.

So let's take a look in our fullest of fantasies.

Mm-hmm.

The 24 Karat room is luxury.

-Rich. -How rich?

Very rich.

So rich.

Daddy rich.

We offer you your very own selfie chaise.

Just look and click.

[whispers] Expensive.

-Rich. -Rich.

You wanna know who else has been here, Blair?

Tell me.

The Kardashians.

All of them?

-Even Rob. -[gasps]

Can you name all the Jacksons?

All of them?

Even Rebbie.

Boo. A magic mirror.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

who is the fairest and the goldest of them all?

It's you, bitch. You are fierce as hell.

You can slay the house down boots.

Yes, God, okurr?

I feel rich!

[whispers] Expensive.

Rich.

[whispers] Expensive rich.

In our gift basket, our guests will receive Golden Mist.

It smells like what?

-Success. -Oh!

And this, a golden bath bomb nugget,

made from pixie dust and pirate lust.

I love gold bath bombs.

Lamé, do you hear that?

Ooh, I just hear the money coming.

-Hello. Welcome. -Hello.

Welcome to the 24 Karat room.

The glamour is almost unbearable.

Can't you feel the power?

[whispers] You smell rich.

We are rich, darling.

Golden God?

Of course we have a signature nightcap,

a golden elixir that is made from leprechaun tears

and infused with golden goose juice.

Shaken, not stirred.

-Ooh. -What do you taste?

I taste money.

-I taste dividends. -Mmm.

[whispers] It tastes like chicken.

Now we must put you to bed,

because I'm sure you're exhausted.

-Yes, we are. Yes, yes. -So exhausted.

Beyond.

Oh, okay, I'll go over here.

Well, thank you.

These sheets!

-How does it feel? -[gasps]

They feel like gold.

Do you feel...

-Rich? -Rich?

Ooh, very.

How rich?

The richest.

You should book your stay in the 24 Karat room today.

Actually, we're all booked up.

Oh!

-Shh. -Don't let the goldbugs bite.

Those are also expensive.

They cost us a lot of money.

RuPaul: Thanks for joining us on Shantay Enjoy Your Stay!

And remember, nobody tucks you in like a queen.end act

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what? [applause]

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

She puts the "ho" in "hotel," Michelle Visage.

You know I'm the head manager of the Whore Seasons.

[all laugh]

He puts the "mo" in "motel," the hilarious Ross Mathews.

Motel 96.

[all laugh]

Design superstar Martyn Lawrence Bullard.

Now, should the carpet match the drapes?

If you want, Ru.

But you know, I always prefer a hardwood floor.

Oh, the English. [all laugh]

And a woman who does not need a wake-up call, Nicole Byer.

How do you like my dress?

Oh, my God, I think you nailed it.

[all laugh]

This week, we challenged our All Stars

to create their own Ru-tique hotel experiences,

and tonight on the runway,

category is Three, Three, Three Looks In One.

All Stars, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

♪ Everyone can be someone ♪

Up first, Blair St. Clair.

Oh, I do declare.

Blair: Today on the runway

I am giving you a travel-through-time fantasy.

I'm starting off in my 1950s Sunday best dress.

Nicole: Yes, from the bed to the plane.

Next, I'm giving you my 1960s Twiggy fantasy

in this yellow mod dress.

And girl, you could take this on the go-go.

Ross: I'll have some warm nuts.

-Ooh! -Ooh!

-Ooh! -Ooh, yes!

Nicole: Straight to the disco!

I am finishing in my Studio 54 inspired fantasy.

She is metallic, she is golden, she is shifty.

Ross: Now boarding, Studio 54.

Studio 54.

RuPaul: Mayhem Miller.

-Ooh. -Yes.

Mayhem: I am giving you vintage, honey.

I'm looking expensive,

and I'm here not only checking in to the hotel,

I'm gonna have cocktails, and then I'm gonna say,

"It's hot in here, I'm gonna go for a dip."

-Wapow! -Ooh!

Martyn: Oh, my goodness.

Nicole: Yes, don't get the wig wet.

Got that bathing cap on!

RuPaul: Uh-huh.

I am Dorothy Dandridge,

and I'm gonna put my big old toe in the pool,

and they're gonna have to drain it,

because I'm too sickening.

Nicole: Ooh, with that fat ass,

she's going right to the bottom of the ocean.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Alexis Mateo.

Ross: She looks like a big top.

RuPaul: Yes.

Michelle: That's not what I heard.

[all laugh]

Alexis: I love the circus,

so I am serving a three looks in one circus theme.

I start in the tent.

-[gasps] -Ooh!

Then I go to a ballerina.

Nicole: Now we know what's under the big top.

Yes!

-A lime ballerina. -Uh-huh.

[Martyn laughs]

-Ooh! -Oh!

-Yes! -Oh!

I finish in a trapeze artist.

And, ooh, I look good, bitch.

RuPaul: Send in the clowns.

India Ferrah.

Martyn: Oh, baby.

RuPaul: I think I'm getting a herringboner.

[all laugh]

India: I'm serving three-in-one,

black-and-brown houndstooth couture realness.

Nicole: I'll just leave this right here.

-Yes. -Uh-huh.

And I'm giving you reveal after reveal after reveal.

-Oh! -Oh!

RuPaul: From demure to whore in seconds.

Michelle: Yes! [all laugh]

This is 1990s Vogue magazine cover,

and I feel stunning.

Michelle: I love this pussy belt, mm.

RuPaul: Yes. This pussy's under lock and key.

Jujubee.

-Yes! -Ooh!

Ross: Can't decide if this is a trick or a treat.

RuPaul: It's a trick.

[all laugh]

Jujubee: I am serving you the sickest, witchiest witch.

She's the queen of Halloween.

-Oh! -Oh!

-Oh! -Oh!

Nicole: I love this Mrs. Claus.

You know Santa's really getting it every night.

And then I am giving you a Santa baby.

She's a little slutty, but she's still a good girl,

so she's not on the naughty list.

-Oh! -Oh!

Oh, my goodness, that's Jujubee!

The beaster bunny.

The truth is, I really love Thanksgiving,

but I was not gonna come in dressed like a pilgrim

because of cultural appropriation.

I do not want a pilgrim to be upset with me.

RuPaul: A queen for all seasons.

Mariah Paris Balenciaga. Ooh.

Michelle: Drag in virtual reality.

RuPaul: Yes.

Mariah: These looks are inspired by New York City.

Once you leave the house, you're out all day long.

First, I'm going to a party with all of my girlfriends,

and I am completely feeling my Susanne Bartsch fantasy.

RuPaul: Oh, okay, dark lady.

After that, me and my husband

are going to have cocktails with the boss.

Here she is, fellas.

-Ooh. -Oh, yes!

Ross: That LBD is a BFD.

[all laugh]

My third look is very elegant.

It was inspired by a gown

that JLo had worn on the red carpet.

Michelle: These have always brought me luck.

RuPaul: Mm-hmm.

Miz Cracker. Oh!

[Nicole laughs]

Ross: Feed me, Seymour!

[all laugh]

Cracker: My three-in-one runway is quintessential Cracker.

It's glam, but it's silly.

-Oh! -Oh!

RuPaul: She's really coming out of her shell.

Michelle: She is.

Oh!

Yes.

RuPaul: What?

-Ooh. -Oh.

RuPaul: Wait a minute now.

I'm telling the story of Anastasia.

We have a Fabergé egg, the princess herself,

and the princess on the run after the Revolution.

RuPaul: Wow.

Nicole: I love it.

RuPaul: Shea Couleé.

[all laugh]

-Wow. -Whoa.

Shea: My three-in-one look

is based off of the rosy maple moth

mixed with a Lisa Frank character.

RuPaul: You larvae it?

Michelle: I larvae it.

I'm trailing my gorgeous, iridescent organza skirt,

and then I come out of my chrysalis.

RuPaul: I'm getting Kate Moth.

[all laugh]

-Oh! -Ooh!

-Oh! -Oh!

I spread my wings, bitch, and take flight,

because I know the judges are living for this look.

Ross: Are those two wings on your back,

or are you just happy to see me?

[all laugh]end act

Welcome, All Stars.

Based on your performances and runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

My favorite suite this week is...

The 24 Karat Gold Experience.

-Did she say that for real? -Yeah.

Shut the fuck up. [laughs]fuck

You're lying.

But the best performance of the week

was by a queen from another group.

Jujubee, con-drag-ulations.

You're the top All Star of the week.

All right.

-Thank you. -Yes.

I've been waiting a really long time to win something.

Thank you.

You want a carrot?

[all laugh]

You've won a seven-night stay for two

in the penthouse suite

at the Grand Resort and Spa in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

-Ooh! -Ooh!

Thank you.

Jujubee, you need to choose one of the bottom queens

to send home if you win the lip sync

against this week's secret lip sync assassin.

The rest of you need to vote

for which bottom queen you think deserves the chop.

Jujubee, Blair, and Mayhem,

you may leave the stage.

Thank you.

Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Alexis Mateo. Bam.

Hello.

In the Glamazone,

I thought you had some really funny moments.

You are a queen that is effortlessly funny.

You can truly just, like, blink at people

and to me, it's funny.

I thought your suite was spectacular.

I loved the P-P Bar.

[all laugh]

Tonight on the runway, your three-in-one looks,

you actually really did three fully different looks,

and I appreciate that.

With that said, they were a lot to look at.

Was this, like, a circus theme?

Yes.

Okay, well, particularly the middle outfit

I just thought didn't work in between the two.

India Ferrah.

Hi.

The three looks were all very, very different,

but they were related.

They looked like they came from the same planet.

The outfits were amazing. I love the fabric.

By the way, when you're finished with it, I wanna do a chair.

[all laugh] Ooh.

In the hotel suite, what did you bring to that?

The golden shower was, like, the main thing

that I was, like, supposed to, like, focus on

and really embrace.

You know, Martyn, you have to pay a little extra

for the golden shower.

[all laugh] Yeah, but it's worth it.

In the Glamazone zone, between Alexis and Juju,

you were kind of the one that fell back for me.

You just were kind of getting lost in the background.

You always wanna be on a team of strong people, right?

But then what can happen

is if you don't elbow your way to the front,

you're suddenly in the shadows.

I'm sorry.

Mariah Paris Balenciaga.

Tonight on the runway,

I mean, you always look beautiful, Mariah,

but I will say taking a jacket off is not a look.

Okay.

So Golden Gals' Palace,

you three set yourself up for a very big job,

because I am a Golden Girls fanatic,

I know Ru's a Golden Girls fanatic,

I know Ross is a Golden Girls fanatic.

And the thing that was missing were jokes.

There were no jokes.

Your room, from the palm leaves to the whole vibe, I loved it.

I thought the room looked really great.

But the dodgy old bedsheets and the weird pillow,

that didn't look like anything I wanted to get into.

Miss Devereaux

is one of the greatest characters ever written.

She was the original Samantha Jones.

She just, she owned her sexiness,

and I wanted more whore.

It's why I love Michelle Visage so much.

[all laugh]

[French accent] Miz Cracker.

Mademoiselle.

I was just so enthralled by the entrance.

Each look was great.

Okay.

You were Rosebud.

There were a few things that really made me laugh.

Hello?

But there was a lot of fun moments and ideas

that just fell flat.

I thought you were really funny,

but, like, I think you're missing a little bit

of being spontaneous and in the moment.

[sighs]

Are you okay?

Yeah. It's been, like, the wildest ride of my life.

And I think as Alexis will know,

sort of having a hard time connecting with people.

Fuck that. Who cares?fuck

Don't listen to anybody.

You're you. You are fabulous.

Be you. Who cares about what anybody else is saying?

Thank you, Cracker.

Up next, Shea Couleé.

Hey!

[all laugh]

I love how colorful it is.

I love how bright it is.

But it is a little crafty.

It could be a little refined.

Your room, it really felt like a Golden Girls set,

which I loved.

But I did feel that your character was a little off.

Shea D. Arthur, Bea Arthur,

I think you had her seriousness down.

She just wasn't funny.

You also, like, set up some jokes that didn't pay off.

Like, the "picture this" moment was super fun,

and then there was, like, no more of that.

I mean, you were using Sophia's catchphrases as Dorothy,

which I think-- I didn't read the whole bible,

but I don't think you're allowed to do that.

[all laugh]

Everyone could have just turned it up to a 10.

I feel like everyone was playing it safe.

It turned into a hotel room with just three elderly women.

Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

Now, based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Alexis Mateo.

Miz Cracker.

You are safe.

India Ferrah.

Shea Couleé.

Mariah Paris Balenciaga.

You are the bottom All Stars of the week...

and will be up for elimination officially.

You may leave the stage.end act

-Hi! -Hi!

Come on in.

Bone-jour.

Girl, I am gooped, gagged.

I am in the bottom three.

I could be going home tonight, and I'm feeling so fragile.

Con-drag-ulations, Miss Winner.

Thank you.

I mean, I'm very grateful

and I'm very happy and I'm very excited.

It was my first win.

-Yes. Con-drag-ulations. -Thank you.

But I didn't get to be up there to hear what happened.

I'm in the bottom three.

Yes, they're bottom three.

-Again? -Oh, again.

India, myself, and Shea.

What?

They did not like my look.

They said that they did not enjoy the experience.

Literally, they said that it was a room full of three old ladies.

I personally think that's a good time.

-I'm so confused. -Oh, you're confused?

I keep providing good drag. I keep providing India.

For once, for once in my fucking life,fucking

I am proving who I am as India, and I couldn't be happier.

But I did a challenge in between two fucking amazing queens,fucking

and now I have the chance that I'm getting sent home

on something I've waited eight years for.

And I don't wanna...

Right.

I don't.

Oh, wow.

These girls are so emotional.

Like, dang.

This is hard.

It's really hard.

Whew.

I guess I have to do what I've gotta do, right?

Who--

I'll go.

-You wanna go first? -Let's do it.

I am so frustrated.

Michelle's critique about my runway look

is bullshit with a bow wrapped around it,bullshit

because I don't do any half on anything.

Jujubee: All right, girl.

And I just really didn't think

I was gonna be in the bottom three.

You already know that I love you.

This whole competition is, uh--

-Full of surprises. -Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Coming into this competition, I came back,

wanted to push myself and push my boundaries,

and have a good time doing it.

Do I need to work harder

on pushing my personality out on camera?

Yes, but I'm light-years ahead of where I was.

That doesn't make it easier for me at all.

-No, it doesn't. -No.

We came into this

knowing that we have to make these tough decisions.

I know.

But, like, it sucks.

Anything worth doing is not always easy.

I just wanna stay.

So this week was a miss for me.

I just hope that I've earned your guys' respect enough.

Girl, you have a track record,

and an American track record--

But everyone gets to make their decision for themselves.

This is what's great about All Stars.

Nobody knows what's going to happen.

You could fuck up every day and land in the top four.fuck

You could slay it and get manila-ed

because you are at the mercy of other queens,

and queens are crazy.

We all know that Shea is a powerhouse of a queen.

Absolutely.

But honestly, she got the worst critiques on the runway.

Right. We all know that she is a huge competitor.

Yeah.

So do we send the competitor home tonight?

I wanna tell you that I want to be here.

This is my dream.

And I'm just really hoping that you see it in yourself

to give me a second chance.

The decision is so hard to make.

Mm-hmm.

It's easy to say, "Oh, well, I'm gonna play fair."

I wanna beat the best of the best.

But if you want that crown, you're gonna play the game.

And Shea is in the bottom.

I could vote for Shea to leave.

Ooh, is this strategy, bitch?

I do hope I make the right decision.

How do you feel?

Second week, bottom three.

I did not want to be in this position again.

Sometimes it's not your day, you know?

No, it's not, but sometimes it might be my last day.

And hopefully, that's not the case tonight.

And honestly, Cracker,

I didn't know how I was gonna feel

being on a team with you,

because of the static and tension that your group had

in last week's challenge.

And I must say, I really thoroughly enjoyed myself,

and I wouldn't have traded my group.

-I wouldn't. -[sniffles]

It hurts being in the bottom three again,

but I'm still proud.

You should be.

You always should be. You're Mariah.

-Bitch. -[laughs]

I'm gonna toast to my motherfucking self.m-fucking

[laughs]

If I go home tonight, I will be absolutely devastated,

because I worked so hard to get here.

And to have it end this way,

ugh, it would just be so disappointing.

Coming from the top,

there's only one way to come down.

[sighs] I just don't know

how I could even possibly fathom making this decision.

World out there, it's harder than you think.

Don't judge me for being sappy,

because this really is difficult.

I'm sorry.

No matter who I pick, Imma make someone mad.

Mariah's like my best friend in this competition,

but I made a deal with another girl.

I can't go back on my word.

And then we got the bitch that's been doing good

that just had a bad week.

If I vote for her, she might hate me.

But I'd rather have someone go home that's a threat

than a friend, because I need votes.

You're forever sickening, bitch.

This is All Stars.

Ain't nobody safe.

Do you wanna know what's in my mind?

Because I know you wanna know. I know you're asking.

What's going through my mind right now is...

oh, I miss my cats.

They don't judge me.

They do, but they have to live with me.

I feed them. I also scoop their poops.

I feel like I would be a crazy cat lady if I had one more cat,

but two is enough for now.

Meow, meow, bitches.end act

Welcome back, ladies.

Jujubee, are you ready to meet your lip sync opponent?

Mm-hmm.

Good.

The time has come

to present this week's lip sync assassin.

[thunder]

Whew.

Who is this?

Could this be the Babadook?

Oh, my God, who could that be?

Ru-veal yourself!

I live for the pop.

Like the boots.

Ooh, pretty.

[cheers and applause]

Ooh, a woman!

Yes, motherfucking ma'am.m-fucking

Bitch, the lip sync assassin is Monét X Change,

the All Stars 4 winner.

All right. Y'all good.

Come on, bitch!

Monét is a performer,

and she will lip sync the fuck out of a song.fuck

Monét X Change.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

Thank you for having me.

Ladies, Monét X Change holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group has voted to go home.

Now, if Monét wins the lip sync, that queen gets the chop.

Y'all ready to slay?

Yeah.

Two queens stand before me.

Jujubee, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10.000, and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.fuck

[music plays]

♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪

♪ Don't say it, 'cause I know I'm cute ♪

♪ Louis down to my drawers ♪

♪ LV all on my shoes ♪

♪ I be drippin' so much sauce ♪

♪ Got a bi' lookin' like Ragú ♪

♪ Lit up like a crystal ball ♪

♪ That's cool, baby, so is you ♪

♪ That's how I roll ♪

♪ If I'm shinin', everybody gonna shine ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm goals ♪

♪ I was born like this, don't even gotta try ♪

♪ Now you know ♪

♪ I'm like chardonnay, get better over time ♪

♪ So you know ♪

♪ Heard you say I'm not the baddest, bitch, you lyin' ♪

♪ It ain't my fault that I'm out here gettin' loose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on my juice, baby ♪

♪ It ain't my fault that I'm out here makin' news ♪

♪ I'm the pudding in the proof ♪

♪ Blame it, blame it on my juice ♪

♪ Ooh, baby, no, I'm not a snack at all ♪

♪ Look, baby, I'm the whole damn meal ♪

♪ David, you ain't bein' slick ♪

♪ Don't dare try to cop a feel ♪

♪ The juice ain't worth the squeeze ♪

♪ If the juice don't look like this ♪

♪ Hold up, please ♪

♪ Don't make me have to take your bitch... ♪

Monét X Change.

♪ If I'm shinin', everybody gonna shine... ♪

Bitch looks like a chocolate dreamsicle dipped in velvet.

I am praying that she does not have my lipstick in her hands.

♪ It ain't my fault that I'm out here gettin' loose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on my juice, baby ♪

♪ It ain't my fault that I'm out here makin' news ♪

♪ I'm the pudding in the proof ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on my juice ♪

♪ Ya-ya-ee ♪

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee ♪

♪ Blame it on my juice ♪

♪ Blame it, blame it on my juice ♪

♪ Ya-ya-ee ♪

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee ♪

♪ Blame it on my juice ♪

♪ Blame it, blame it on my juice, yeah ♪

[cheers and applause]

Whoo-ee!

-Yes, bitches. -Juicy!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Monét X Change.

Con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby.

[applause]

The $10.000 will be added to next week's tip.

Jujubee, you are safe,

and you may step to the back of the stage.

[applause]

Will the bottom queens please step forward?

With great power comes great responsibility.

Monét, which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?

Ru, the group has chosen,

and the queen that they have picked to get the chop is...

Mariah.

As it is written, so it shall be done.

Mariah, you are and you will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Thank you so much for another opportunity to show my growth

and to display my talents.

And girls, good luck. I love you.

Gimme a hug. I love you.

Keep on doing it, bitch.

Love you. Mm.

Don't shoot the messenger, girl, okay?

I got a bag of marbles for you in the back, bitch.

I feel good about what I've done in this competition.

I can go with my head held high and my heels still on

and twirl into another venture.

This Mariah has grown exponentially,

and she's ready to take on the world.

And forever and always, in a room full of 10s,

I'm always gonna be grand prize.

Y'all, good luck. Have a good time, bitch.

[applause]

You know what? Gimme my fanny pack, I'm leaving.

I'm so sick. This is too much.

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -Amen!

All right. Now let the music play.

♪ I am American, American, American ♪vote

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪

RuPaul: Next time on All Stars...

I'll be honest. Shea, I voted for you.

The next vote for Shea was me.

I'm sorry, what--what-- what in the what-what?

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be caught behaving badly on the gossip show She MZ.

Alexis strongly suggested you were discussing ways

to push me out of this competition.

What?

She MZ!

I didn't steal any vases.

[gasps]

-Everything on me is real. -Oh, really?

-Like this? -Aah!

-Ooh! -Mother!

I'm aroused.

Oh!

RuPaul: Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪

♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪