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[theme music]

♪ Who gets into trouble from his head to his toes ♪

♪ Then gets out of trouble by the skin of his nose ♪

♪ Best of all who wind up smelling just like a rose ♪

♪ Lucky clucky Paddington Bear ♪

♪ Who politely tips his hat to say howdy do ♪

♪ Tries to right a wrong it's done to no matter who ♪

♪ Who is this fine character from Darkest Peru ♪

♪ Jolly gentle Paddington Bear ♪

♪ He's smart ♪

♪ He's very honest ♪

♪ He's shy ♪

♪ And sort of modest ♪

♪ Shy and modest smart and honest none can compare ♪

♪ When you need a friend you know he's gonna be there ♪

♪ He's the finest funniest bear you find anywhere ♪

♪ Cheerful charming Paddington Bear ♪♪

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

Come along with the rest of that stuff.

Not so loud.

(Mrs. Bird) 'Is someone gonna

help me with all this'

'or must I manage it myself?'

(all) Shh.

Never mind shushing, help me.

How can we surprise Paddington with the picnic

if we wake him up?

[instrumental music]

sniff sniff

Huh?

sniff

I hope I'm not missing anything.

What's going on?

Don't worry, Paddington, you're not missing anything.

- Just the work. - Trust, Paddington.

That bear could smell a marmalade sandwich

a mile away with a head cold.

It's a surprise, Paddington.

A picnic by the seaside.

A picnic by the seaside?

I've never been on one of those before.

Well, you're going on one now.

So hurry up and eat your breakfast.

It's a lovely day and we'd like

to make the most of it.

[birds chirping]

(Henry) Are we all ready?

(all) Yes.

Anybody forget everything?

(all) No.

Good. Then, we're off.

vroom

vroom

(Mr. Curry) 'I'm gonna get away

from that bear for a day'

even if I have to go to the seaside to do it.

vroom

Pilot to navigator.

Where to next?

You're navigating, Paddington.

Where to?

Just a moment. Just a moment.

There, turn right at the next exit, Mr. Brown.

(Mary) 'Henry, be careful.'

(Mrs. Bird) 'Please, Mr. Brown.'

(Paddington) 'Very good, Mr. Brown.'

I can smell the sea air already.

Peace, quiet and best of all no bears.

(Mary) Slow down, Henry.

The seaside isn't going anywhere.

Yes, but we have quite a bit of lost time

to make up for, haven't we?

Fancy mistaking a marmalade chunk

for a major highway.

(Mary) 'You can't really

blame him, Henry,'

'It is the same color on the map.'

I think it must have fallen out of one of my sandwiches

by mistake, Mr. Brown.

Anyway, it won't happen again.

- Too true, it won't. - 'I've eaten it.'

Relax, Henry, we'll be there soon enough.

Ugh!

I suppose you're right, Mary.

(Paddington) 'Surer, than we think.'

sniff sniff

Ah! I think I smell the sea.

sniff sniff

(Henry) 'That's an oil refinery.'

- 'Ew!' - 'Ew!'

The seaside's on this side of the road.

Oh.

Oh, look, Mr. Brown.

(Paddington) 'It's beautiful.'

I don't think I've seen anything like it.

Not even in Darkest Peru.

(Paddington) 'I've never been on a picnic

to the seaside.'

(Judy) 'Isn't this a nice

surprise Paddington?'

Oh, yes, Judy.

If I've ever done everything

I shouldn't have any surprises left.

Well, here is another surprise for you.

First one to catch a fish, wins a prize.

Did you hear that, Paddington?

Dad's giving a cash prize for the first fish.

Better hurry up if you want to be first.

Wait a minute, I have all the rods and reels.

[instrumental music]

Excuse me, please.

Whoa!

[both gasping]

- 'You come back here.' - 'How dare you.'

What's this?

[music continues]

Cheap binoculars.

Not worth sixpence.

Oh, this fishing equipment is heavy.

But I better get a move on

if I want to catch the first fish

and win that prize.

clank clank

There, that should do it for the day.

There you are, Paddington.

Well, it looks as though you got quite a hook.

But I said, I'd only pay for the first fish caught.

Oh, no.

What about this, Mr. Brown?

No. That's a wind sock. Not a real fish.

Huh, but a good try.

(male 1) That's my wind sock.

And I'll thank you to return it.

That's my swimsuit.

- That's my picnic. - My blanket.

My volleyball.

[indistinct chattering]

[instrumental music]

Ah, I'm very sorry about my first

fishing expedition, Mr. Brown.

But I'm sure I'll do better in a boat.

Well, I don't know how anyone could do better.

You caught everything in sight.

(Mary) 'Careful with

that net, Paddington.'

You've knocked Mrs. Bird's new sunhat off.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Bird.

I was only practicing.

Oh, that's alright, Paddington.

Perhaps, you should practice somewhere else.

- Where? - Never mind that, Paddington.

Why don't you give me a paw?

I'll put you in charge of the ropes.

- Henry! - Mr. Brown.

Now, you just pull on the ropes

that's how you steer, alright?

Left paw down. That's it.

[grunting]

It's always roughest going at first.

I should think it would be much easier if you untied

'the boat from the landing stage, first.'

(Paddington) I'll do it.

I'm in charge of ropes.

[instrumental music]

Oh, sorry, It-it's a bit difficult with paws.

- Ready. - Good.

Cast off, Paddington. Here we go.

- Hold on, everyone. - What, Mr. Brown?

Did you say "Cast off" or "Hold on?"

Do..

(Mr. Curry) 'Watch where you're going.'

We're sinking, dad.

Don't anyone lose their heads.

I'll have us ashore in a jiffy.

(Henry) 'Women and children first.'

What about bears?

Talking of bears, where is Paddington?

[gasps] He is still in the water.

Somebody please save him.

splosh

[dramatic music]

burble burble

Help! Help!

Oh, thank goodness he's safe.

Well, I don't see why he shouldn't be

the water is only about nice inches deep here.

Huh! It's probably a lot less now.

Judging by the amount of water he swallowed.

Doesn't take much water to drown if you can't swim.

You just take it easy a minute.

(Mary) Excuse us, that's our bear.

Bear?

You.

You're the cause of all this, bear.

(Mr. Curry) 'I came all the way

to the sea to escape you'

'for a day and you followed me here for the expressed purpose'

'of ruining my life.'

Calm down, you'll be fine.

You just swallowed a little water.

- I think I've lost my hat. - I think I've..

Are you one of those foreign bears?

He's from Darkest Peru.

- But he lives with us. - And he's lost his hat.

I had it when I fell in the water.

And now it's not there anymore.

It's so full of holes. It probably sunk.

Come on, maybe we can find it in shallow water.

It can't have sunk.

My uncle from Darkest Peru give it to me.

It was handed down.

(male 2) 'You will never

see it from here.'

You should go to the pier.

There is a better vantage point.

What about my boat? You won't get away with this.

Come back here and repair my boat.

Hold on there, young felony bear.

Where do you think you're going?

To the end of the pier to see if I can see my hat.

Well, that'll cost you 50 pence.

[instrumental music]

Hat! Hat!

Where are you hat?

Right then, I'm going to leap into the water

swim my ways toward the pier.

I get a cramp, and then you'll rescue me.

Now, any questions?

It all seems clear enough.

We rescue you and then we're fully fledged lifeguards.

We don't rescue you and--

No, no, no, we won't talk about that, will we?

splash

And remember, this is just an exercise.

But you're to act as if it were real.

Oh, and by the way, a pair of dolphins

have escaped. Watch out for them.

We don't want them up to any of their tricks, do

we?

Oh, please, come back, hat.

Is that you?

Come on, hat.

Got you.

Oh, please be you, hat.

No, seaweed.

Ew!

[instrumental music]

"Have your future told electronically."

(Paddington) Hmm, maybe this can tell me

where to find my hat.

It doesn't say anything about bears having their paws read.

But I don't see why not.

It tickles.

"A mysterious lady will bring you good news.

You are about to come into money."

A mysterious lady and money.

But no hat.

Excuse me, are you a mysterious lady?

Never mind.

[instrumental music]

Excuse me, mysterious lady.

Do you have any money for me?

Unh-unh. Do not beg here, bear.

Come, Rekha.

I don't suppose any of you can

tell me where the money

I'm supposed to come into is.

[laughing]

Oh, maybe he can help me.

- Excuse me. - I'm pretty busy.

See, I was trying to find my hat

but the fortune telling machine told me, a mysterious lady

would tell me where to find the some money.

- What can I do for you? - Where can I look?

Oh, you wanna look for something. Try the telescopes.

Ah, thank you very much.

[instrumental music]

I need a telescope to see through the telescope.

Oh, I feel sick.

If this is the only way to find my hat I've got no choice.

Another coin?

I didn't even get my first 30 seconds worth.

[grunting]

Oh!

I should've thought of that in the first place.

[instrumental music]

Come on, hat. Where are you?

What's this? There's a man drowning.

Help. Help!

Hold on, help is on the way.

I'm coming.

splash

[grunts]

What am I doing?

I can't swim either.

I better get back to the pier.

Oh, no. Help!

[dramatic music]

[gasping]

Am I swimming?

Perhaps, I'm surfing.

Oh-oh.

splash

[instrumental music]

[exhaling] Thank you very much

for rescuing me.

The Browns are never going to believe this.

[clicking]

I only need a ride as far as the pier.

Yo-yo-you're going the wrong way.

[clicking]

Go your way.

Go your way.

[instrumental music]

[gasping]

I don't know where I'm going.

But I suppose, I might as well enjoy the ride.

Perhaps I'll make it all the way back to Darkest Peru.

I could see Aunt Lucy again.

Ah, there's something positive to think about.

Huh.

[instrumental music]

There he is.

Oh, my, but he can't swim.

No, but he's doing a good job of water skiing.

Don't worry, Mary.

You see that team of lifeguards

they're sure to rescue him.

Man overboard.

splash

Help! Please and help.

Relax, I've got you.

Phew, this chap must have swallowed half the sea.

He weighs a ton.

Uh, yes, well a little less sarcasm

and a little more rescuing is in order here I think.

Look, there's someone really in need of rescue.

Where?

There.

splash

But don't worry, you're safe.

Thanks to them.

splash

Is this Darkest Peru.

'Is that you, Aunt Lucy?'

This one's for gone if he thinks you are his Aunt Lucy.

We better get him to shore.

[engine revving]

Right come on, give us a hand.

This is the perfect opportunity

to show what you've learnt about artificial respiration.

Artificial respiration.

Well, I'm certain Mr. Brown will be only too happy

to pay extra and have the real thing.

See, he'll be fine.

Of course, he's going to be fine.

And he got to ride on the back of some dolphins.

Was it fun, Paddington?

Yeah, tell us all about it.

Fun? I almost drowned.

Yes and we want to thank you.

Well, indeed you turned what was a simple demonstration

of rescue techniques into the real thing.

And it was a wonderful opportunity.

Simple demonstration.

The real thing.

You mean you weren't really drowning?

Would you have preferred I was.

No, I suppose not.

Speaking of supposing

I don't suppose you're a mysterious lady.

Me?

I'd say Rose Mary was mysterious.

Then perhaps you tell me about this money

I'm supposed come in to?

I don't know anything about this.

But I wouldn't be surprised if your selfless heroism

didn't get you some sort of reward.

What do you think?

A reward would be very nice, thank you.

[sighs] But no reward

can replace my hat.

(Mr. Curry) 'You mean this rag?'

My hat, oh, Mr. Curry, you found it.

Do you mean to say that you've had that all along?

No, I don't mean to say that at all.

I just found the moth-eaten thing.

And, uh, speakin' of rewards..

Yes, Mr. Curry?

Uh, alright.

Oh, thank you very much, Mr. Curry.

What?

It's a fish.

The first fish, you're in for another reward, Paddington.

Thank you very much, Mr. Brown.

Wait a minute, that may be his hat

but I caught the fish with it.

I should get something for my boat.

This is all that's left of it.

That was the name of your boat?

"The Titanic?"

No smart remarks.

Well, what's you say, bear?

Do we share or do I throw that hat back where I found it?

I would be delighted to share, Mr. Curry

and thank you for rescuing my hat.

Perhaps I could do the same for you one day.

Ouch, Pah! Bears.

[theme music]

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do va ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do va ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do va ♪

♪ Do bi do bi do ba do va ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do va ♪♪

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