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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,640 I'm calling from flat no. 401 2 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,840 Take down my order, please 3 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,440 A bottle of Jhonnie walker.. 4 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,280 One bottrle of old monk rum... 5 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,200 One bottrle of teachers whiskey 6 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,920 And.. 7 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,640 Do you have wine? 8 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,840 And some white wine.. 9 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,800 Three bottle white wine.. 10 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,400 Add two bottle of red wine 11 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,760 any cheap indian wine will do.. 12 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,640 And.. 13 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,680 - Yeah? - Can I talk to you..? 14 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,600 why don't you call and tell them? 15 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,680 Why are you bothering me? 16 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,320 I've placed such a big order.. 17 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,160 Thank you.. Yes, tell me 18 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,480 - I wanted to talk to you.. - I'm listening.. 19 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,600 - Not like this.. can't we sit and talk? - Don't waste my time.. Who are you? 20 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,280 - My name is Raghav.. - Raghav? 21 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,000 Raghav.. 22 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,120 Have we met before? 23 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,080 No.. but you kind of know me. 24 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,320 I am your blood relation 25 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,840 How are we related by blood? 26 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,960 Raghav doesn't ring a bell? 27 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,240 I am Chhaya's husband. 28 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,040 That might be a better introduction for you 29 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,560 Now can we talk? 30 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,720 What do you want to talk about? 31 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:51,120 Do you want to do it here? It might be better inside.. 32 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,680 Please come in 33 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,440 Thank you 34 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,440 I've been wanting to meet you for some time.. 35 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,600 But something or the other comes up.. 36 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,960 Some office chore or the other 37 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,760 Domestic life.. 38 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,400 .. and its problems 39 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,040 Its never easy.. 40 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,400 How long have you been married? 41 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,480 Eight.. eight years 42 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,960 Your wife is not at home? 43 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,880 She has gone out. But she'll be back any minute, so.. 44 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,600 I wont take too much of your time 45 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,000 Actually I just came to see you out of curiousity 46 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,120 If your wife.. 47 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,760 How to put it delicately, likes somebody.. 48 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,920 one gets curious- who is this guy, what does he look like? 49 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:05,360 Please don't fret- shit happens but we are grown ups, we can deal with it 50 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,280 I haven't come here to fight with you 51 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,960 I have just come to make peace with myself.. 52 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,040 Nothing else 53 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,640 Raghav.. 54 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,240 I really don't know what to say to you.. 55 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,000 I'll tell you what to say. 56 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,320 You should ask me if I want some tea. I'd say, 'yes', and then we'll have some tea 57 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,400 - Tea? - Tea.. 58 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,280 - Would you like some tea? - Yes please 59 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,480 Sure.. Just give me a minute 60 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:46,760 Sure... 61 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,080 Just wait... 62 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,920 Let me tell you something about me. 63 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,240 I am a very philosophical man.. spiritual 64 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,280 Anger, jealousy.. 65 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:11,000 ..these are all negative emotions- worthless. 66 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,800 I have denounced them. 67 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,120 Careful, its hot.. 68 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,560 Have you read this book? 69 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,920 No, not yet.. 70 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,000 You must. Its a good one.. 71 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,080 Nice tea 72 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,960 From Assam.. Its' supposed to be very calming 73 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,040 How long have you been at it? 74 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,640 6- 7 months 75 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,640 6 or 7? 76 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,760 - In the beginning, it wasn't.. - serious.. 77 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,440 When did it get really serious? 78 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,320 About 4 months.. 79 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,160 July 80 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,920 We had just returned from our vacation. 81 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,160 Where did you guys do it? 82 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,600 Do what? 83 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:12,120 Do what? Sex, fornication, making love, fucking.. 84 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,240 What is there to understand? 85 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,840 Calm down, Raghav, calm down! 86 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,240 One thinks that one is the master of his emotions- 87 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,120 but the emotions control you.. 88 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,600 Where did you guys fuck? 89 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,320 Raghav, I don't think this is.. 90 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,520 Is it inappropriate? Am I making you feel awkward? 91 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,720 Am I being a nuisance? 92 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,480 My wife will come any minute now.. 93 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,640 Why don't I come and see you another time? 94 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:39,080 You don't want me to meet your wife? That wouldn't be proper, right? 95 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,120 Come on Raghav, you said we can deal with this like adults 96 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,320 You are bang on. Lets deal with this like adults 97 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:49,880 That'll be the best 98 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,120 Raghav please.. Calm down, please.. 99 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,800 Try and understand.. 100 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,480 I am calm. You are the one who does not understand. 101 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,680 Why would I take revenge on you? 102 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,320 My wife has cheated on me- not you. 103 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,760 I am not married to you. 104 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,960 If we were friends, it would be betrayal- but you are not my friend either. 105 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,520 You are answerable to your wife- not to me.. 106 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,960 Raghav, please believe me, its over between me and Chhaya 107 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,000 I know that. I know its over. 108 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,720 There, hold this. I have spent a lot of money on this 109 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,480 But money is not everything, right? 110 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,520 - No, no.. - Then answer me 111 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,400 Where did you guys fuck? 112 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,600 At the office.. 113 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,720 and sometimes on the tour.. 114 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,960 - Did anybody else know about it? - No, no, no.. we were very discreet? 115 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,520 No body knows.. 116 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,760 And how was it? 117 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,400 How was the sex? 118 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,560 - It was.. it was - It was what? 119 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,320 Good.. it was good.. 120 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:51,640 It was good..? 121 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,560 Raghav, please understand.. 122 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,800 it didn't mean anything. It was just sex 123 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,560 It was just sex 124 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,680 - What? - No, I didn't mean that 125 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,080 - What? - I mean.. 126 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,480 What do you mean it was just sex? 127 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,880 You could have said a hundred things- 128 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,360 what do you mean it was nothing, just for sex? 129 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,960 How is that supposed to make me feel better? Have you lost it? 130 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,240 You could have said something else 131 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:29,800 How do you think it's going to make me feel better? 132 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,600 Do you have any idea how much this hurts man? 133 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 She is my WIFE. I love her. 134 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,640 Atleast you could have loved her. She is my wife 135 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,320 She is my WIFE. I love her. 136 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,480 Do you know how much this hurts? 137 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,160 What kind of a man are you! You buy books but you don't read them. 138 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,520 Screw it all! 139 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,720 Sunil.. 140 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,240 Sunil 141 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,600 Why don't you pick the phone? I was trying to call you!! 142 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,160 You wont believe what happened 143 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:54,400 That flower seller I go to, they broke his little shop 144 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,880 Poor guy.. where will he go? 145 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,280 These flowers are so pretty, right? 146 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,840 These cops, I tell you I parked the car for 10 minutes.. 147 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,880 and they towed it away 148 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,200 Can you imagine? 149 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,800 Left it for 10 mintues... and it was gone 150 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:14,960 Then? 151 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,680 Then I took a cab and got the car back, otherwise you'd have sulked 152 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,320 Are you okay? 153 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,200 What happened, Sunil? 154 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,520 What happened? 155 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,880 Malti you know I love you, right? 156 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,280 You know I love you no matter what! 157 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,520 Yeah Sunil, what happened? 158 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,800 Promise me you wont freak out 159 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,120 - You are freaking me out now - Promise me.. 160 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,720 - Okay.. will you tell me now? - Some shit has happened.. 161 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,240 What? 162 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,600 Who is he? 163 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,480 Did you know him? 164 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,000 - Is he..? - He's dead 165 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,200 Did you? 166 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,080 Not I.. He killed himself 167 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,760 What are you saying Sunil? 168 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,840 Some random guy walks in here and kills himself? 169 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,080 Did you know him? 170 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:38,240 He is Anand, from my office. I fired him last week 171 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:43,400 He came in today, said he was depressed, I thought he just wanted to talk.. 172 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,440 But he had a gun.. he just.. 173 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:54,120 - Sunil you are not lying to me, are you? - Malti, please.. 174 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,880 Don't start this now, okay? 175 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,200 Why did you fire him if he was depressed? 176 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,120 I didn't fire him because he was depressed, he got depressed because I fired him. 177 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,800 Why did he come into the bedroom? 178 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:14,960 I got him into the bedroom, later.. Come here, I'll show you 179 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,800 See this. It happenned right here 180 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,400 I was sitting over here. At first I thought.. 181 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,960 We have to call the police 182 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:30,160 Don't be mad- we can't call the police. I am involved 183 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,200 There is a dead man in our house, we haven't done anything! 184 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,400 They will never understand that. 185 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,760 He is in our house. And he is dead. 186 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,480 So what do you want to do? Nothing? 187 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:45,480 Let me think.. maybe we can call somebody. Somebody who can help us. 188 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,160 They are here 189 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:54,640 Send them away.. tell them its cancelled. I can't breathe.. 190 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,960 Go inside.. let me handle this 191 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,200 Hold on. Go inside 192 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,400 Please open the door. This gift is so heavy 193 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,800 - What have you got? - I don't know.. some dry fruits.. 194 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,360 Some dry fruit? You don't know what you got for them? 195 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,000 Whatever! 196 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,040 Malti, open up- I need to pee 197 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,880 - Are you going to tell the whole building? - I don't care 198 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,000 What took you so long? 199 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,840 - Hello.. Am I invited or not? - Yes.. 200 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,200 Happy Diwali 201 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,880 - Mama, get me some water. - Get it yourself 202 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,520 Please tell me you guys have ordered chilled beers 203 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,160 Or should I order? 204 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,440 No, Sunil has called for some 205 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,200 - Where is Sunil? - He is in there. 206 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,320 I'll go check on him.. 207 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,280 - Had water? - Yes 208 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,400 Malti I didn't get those fancy lamps so I just got the normal ones. 209 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,720 - Where did she go? - She's gone to check up on Sunil 210 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,400 Check up, hunh? 211 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,160 I guess afternoons are still the best.. 212 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,680 - For what mama? - For wifi.. 213 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,800 - Hi Sunil.. - Hi guys.. Happy Diwali 214 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,560 You okay? 215 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,400 No, he is not feeling too good today 216 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,580 Completely under the weather.. 217 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,240 Did you take any medicines? 218 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,240 Lets cancel it.. 219 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,560 - He is not warm.. - No but he is really under the weather 220 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,800 Oh you cuties.. Hold that, let me take a picture.. 221 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,920 Smile a litte.. 222 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,400 Crazy traffic today.. 223 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,920 Help me with this. 224 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,280 You are looking very nice 225 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,080 Takes a lot of hard work, okay? 226 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,720 - Shall I keep it in the freezer? - Not the freezer 227 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,800 Happy Diwali, Mister master chef 228 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,400 Why such a sad happy diwali? 229 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,600 - He wants to cancel the party - Are you mad? 230 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,880 I have got 5 kilo of mutton. 231 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:23,080 So many goats have given up their lives, and you want to cancel the plan! 232 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,120 Just one goat! 233 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,680 How selfish are you! What about her partner? 234 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,080 He must be all alone now, suffering 235 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,960 ..and their 18 kids who are now orphaned! 236 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,640 And his parents, his siblings? Give them a thought! 237 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,640 How much you talk, Joshi.. 238 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,840 If you really pity them, turn vegetarian 239 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,040 What's with you? Do you have fever? Stomach ache? 240 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,240 - Throat? - Are you a doctor? 241 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,160 - He is fine! - He's shivering.. it could be malaria 242 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,640 Malaria is not contagious 243 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,960 Lets do it another time, maybe this Sunday. 244 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,520 You can't cancel it right now 245 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,400 Today is Diwali- not Sunday 246 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,800 All morning he was asking me what time I'd reach. 247 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,400 Can't cancel.. I have invited a very special guest 248 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,120 - Who is your guest? - Will tell you. 249 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,320 These online apps have solved all my intimacy issues 250 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,120 What are you on? 251 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,280 mixer, blender, grinder, I'm on all of them 252 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,400 What is with Joshi? Cackling all the time 253 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,440 Does it look like he has just come out of a broken marriage? 254 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,160 - Stop judging people.. - I will, I'm sorry- he is just so shallow 255 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,160 Alka, you know somebody in the police, right? 256 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,320 Yes, what happened? 257 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,160 There's been an accident on the highway 258 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,720 - You had an accident? - No, a colleague at work. 259 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,320 It wasn't his fault really.. 260 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,400 Nobody admits their mistakes 261 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,400 If somebody just jumps in front of your car? 262 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,760 - Listen is this blouse very tight? - Let me check.. 263 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,200 - How bad was it? - Don't know.. He didn't stop 264 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,560 So now, should one report it to the police? 265 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,560 Are you mad? No way.. This is a hit and run case. 266 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,000 If the man is badly injured, 267 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,720 then this guy will be going to the cops for the next 15 years.. 268 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,880 and if he died.. then your friend is done in! 269 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,960 That's what I thought 270 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,080 - But this is not right. - Right for who? 271 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,840 You don't go out looking for trouble! 272 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,960 What would you have done? 273 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,280 I would have done something.. 274 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,680 That is what we all think- I'd have done something. 275 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,400 But when the moment arrives, your brain shuts down 276 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,440 - You're such a cynic.. - I am a realist! 277 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,200 So tell me.. 278 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,640 Whatever is on your mind.. 279 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,400 - I fucked up big time.. - I know that. What happened? 280 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,720 An affair 281 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,920 You are such an idiot. 282 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:03,800 Why would you do that? Everything is going well for you. 283 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,000 Who is it? 284 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,520 - Somebody.. - Call if off, right away 285 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,320 - Its done - Not a word about it now. 286 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:20,280 Whatever you do- just don't tell anyone. Especially me 287 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,240 Don't sulk now. 288 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,960 What is the worst that could happen- divorce.. Its okay. 289 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,840 That is the worst, right? 290 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:38,840 The only problem is, where would we go for the party next year- yours or Malti's 291 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,360 Ah, the goddesses descend on this earth 292 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,040 Joshi, don't sing.. how is the mutton doing? 293 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,280 Takes time to marienate it 294 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,120 Go take a shower- you'll feel better 295 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,680 How is it that I love you more everyday, butterfly? 296 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,040 Aww so cute.. Look at you two 297 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,800 There is no romance left in my life!! 298 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,880 Nobody calls me butterfly.. 299 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,800 What is this butterfly nonsense? 300 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,520 This is his new word for me, for the past 3 months 301 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,160 I guess they're getting romantic in their old age.. 302 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,240 Yeah, we try.. 303 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,480 Am I the only one drinking at this party? 304 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,120 You guys go, party. Don't mind me. I'll slave on.. 305 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,080 How much you complain, Joshi! 306 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,840 Dhruva, get me one more beer 307 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,840 Submitting my son to child labour! 308 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,560 Stop pretending.. 309 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,360 He's still in the shower? 310 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,280 Let him have a shower in peace.. 311 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:08,200 We work as the master takes a shower. Such a chauvinist! 312 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,840 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali 313 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,680 How are you? 314 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,240 - You're looking beautiful - wish them.. 315 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,680 Happy Diwali, Sheetal 316 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,240 Happy Diwali Joshi 317 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,120 What are you so happy for? 318 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,840 Greetings! 319 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,400 - Where is Sunil? - He is in the shower 320 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,040 He's been in the shower for an hour! 321 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,160 Call him- I have some news to share 322 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,960 - What is Rahul's news? - He is dying to show off. Please don't ask.. 323 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,600 Sunil.. are you okay? 324 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,080 Is he okay? 325 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,280 Sunil, hurry up- Rahul has some great news 326 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,200 Is everything okay? 327 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,760 - You think he's fainted? - I can hear the water running.. 328 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,640 - Paro? - He said he had the shivers.. 329 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,000 Sunil say something 330 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,560 Break the bloody door 331 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,120 Sunil, Rahul has reallly good news, come out! 332 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,200 I have more than good news 333 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,880 Sunil, come on out, man.. 334 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,400 - No option but to break open the door. - Do it guys, break it open 335 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,920 Stop these attention seeking tactics Sunil.. 336 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,440 Sunil, say something 337 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,280 - Is he fine? - I don't know.. 338 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,520 he had the shivers and all earlier.. 339 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,560 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali 340 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,600 - He is out finally - You're okay? 341 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,560 - Can't a man shower in peace? - For so long? 342 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,880 - We were going to call for the fire brigade. - Water pressure was too low.. 343 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,296 I don't know how you deal with him. He is worse than Dhruva 344 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,840 What is the noise about? 345 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,880 - Can I tell you my good news now? - Yes please.. 346 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,560 We've been waiting for you 347 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,600 My book is finally getting published 348 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,640 He is dying to show off 349 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,280 That is great news Rahul 350 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,320 This is the happiest Diwali ever 351 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,440 Have some sweet.. have it 352 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,920 Happiest Diwali ever! 353 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,680 - So proud of you Rahul.. - I'll change and come 354 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,760 - Where are you going? - I'll change and come 355 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,640 - It's a bit much.. - Kids, some sweet? 356 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,200 - Who is the publisher? - It's a new publisher 357 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,520 How many drafts, Rahul? 358 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,320 4 drafts, after that looking for a publisher. 359 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,600 That took the longest time. 360 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,600 - When did this happen? - Three days back. 361 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,000 But I thought I should wait till diwali to tell you all 362 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,240 - What is the title of your book? - WHAT IS DONE IS DONE 363 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,360 - It can not be undone.. - No no, not that far.. 364 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,920 That's a friend 365 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,400 - Cheers to Rahul.. - He knows what I need 366 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,880 Rahul it takes a lot of courage to give up a good job 367 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,840 Why, most writers have a day job 368 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:30,040 Even I have an announcement to make. My name is not Joshi anymore- it is Sagar 369 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,080 - But your name has always been Sagar - But you all call me Joshi 370 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,000 Stop it Joshi! 371 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,240 What happened? 372 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,960 Dhruva got burnt 373 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,240 Every Diwali there's an accident 374 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,320 How did it happen? 375 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,000 - I didn't do anything, it was an accident. - You have to be more careful 376 00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:51,360 I told you to go down and play 377 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,000 - Its okay, he'll be fine - What do you mean its okay? 378 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,360 He's getting a blister 379 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,320 - Malti do you have an ointment - Yes getting it. 380 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,040 He's such a brave boy- not even crying 381 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,760 - Let him cry if he wants to! - But mama, I don't feel like crying.. 382 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,480 But you have to! Cry, whether or not you feel like it 383 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,440 Really, it takes a village to raise a child.. 384 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,040 Earlier we used to live in joint families.. 385 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,280 What are you trying to say? That I'm not capable? 386 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,880 I'm not saying that.. 387 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,800 But you are implying that single mothers are not good enough 388 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,840 I raised him up myself- there was no bloody village 389 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,040 - Paro, your courage is admirable - What does it have to do with courage? 390 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,160 Its a matter of choice 391 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,440 I don't need to prove to anybody that I'm a good mother 392 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,880 Exactly! You are a good mother 393 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,200 - I have made mutton for you all.. - Joshi, there is a time to joke.. 394 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,120 - Vivan just say sorry to Dhruva - But I didn't.. 395 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,000 And no more fireworks now. 396 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,480 Why is she over reacting? 397 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,640 Okay fine, Joshi- say sorry to Paro 398 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,320 - For what? - Just say sorry 399 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,000 And don't treat me like a victim. 400 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,240 You are a brilliant mother, Paro 401 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,760 I didn't plan on being a single mom, okay? 402 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,320 It just happened, I'm trying to do the best I can 403 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,720 Come Joshi, lets check on the mutton 404 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,440 - He didn't mean it.. - Paro, seriously sorry 405 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,320 - Does everything have to be a joke? - Let it go, Paro.. 406 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,560 Whatever.. 407 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,360 He didn't mean it 408 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,520 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali 409 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,440 Happy Diwali.. Does anyone have 200 rupees? 200..? 410 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,600 Sunil get my wallet 411 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,280 Happy Diwali, Malti 412 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,680 What the hell is this? 413 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,400 They give the most bizarre gifts at these corporate events 414 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,800 And you are trying to pass it on? 415 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,520 - Don't you like it? - No 416 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,160 Sir.. this is for you. Happy Diwali 417 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,560 No, you must not refuse 418 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,720 - My fare? - Wait.. I'm getting it 419 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,880 - Hi - Hello.. You look wow 420 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,960 He is mad, I can't believe he gave it to the cab driver 421 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,240 Take off your shoes please. 422 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,840 I'm not going to leave them outside- they are very expensive shoes.. 423 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,440 Besides, I don't trust any of you 424 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,760 - Not even me? - Except Alka. 425 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,160 Give him the news 426 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,240 Breaking news- Rahul's book is being published 427 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,080 After four years of struggle! 428 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,280 He was busy writing, WE were the ones struggling 429 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,240 Come on Sheetal, give the poor guy a break 430 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,840 Listen, I love him but the truth is that we were struggling 431 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,720 Come on Sheetal, lay off the poor man for once 432 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,960 - No no, this man is a hero. - There he goes again. 433 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,880 He is the only one who asked the universe correctly. 434 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,640 Sir, the universe is like your cook 435 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,400 Really.. This is a fact! 436 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,040 Every morning the cook asks you, 'Sir what shall I serve you today?' 437 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,600 And what do you say? 'Anything..' 438 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,920 That is why you are served veggies! 439 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,600 You have to be specific boss! 440 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,960 You have to say, 'No, I want mutton curry. Boneless. 441 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,080 With some onions dipped in vinegar.. 442 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,000 And for dessert- some kulfi.. 443 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,360 And you shall receive 444 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,560 - Sunil - That's all it takes? just ask? 445 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,840 You have to go shop for the ingredients 446 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,080 I must tell you, the cook took a long time getting the right order 447 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,160 The cook has many other orders to look into.. 448 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:27,160 Come on, show some money. My husband doesn't give free advice 449 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,920 What are we going to do with him Sunil? 450 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,400 I don't know. We'll see tomorrow 451 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,760 - Yeah but where? - I can't think straight right now. 452 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,320 We'll leave him on the terrace 453 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,120 Can't do that. They put a lock on the terrace 454 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,240 What? Since when? 455 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,280 It was decided in the last society meeting 456 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,360 This housing society is the pits 457 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,120 Why would they ruin it for everybody? 458 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,880 The terrace is for everybody. 459 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,760 - We'll leave this house - Tomorrow morning? 460 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,880 No- but we won't renew the lease next time 461 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,000 This house is inauspicious 462 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,480 You know we've been going for couples counselling 463 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,200 These counsellors don't know a thing 464 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,800 We used to start fighting in his office 465 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,560 Once we were so loud, another couple ran away from the waiting room 466 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,840 The counsellor said, 'please leave. I can't manage you guys' 467 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,920 Really. He said, 'your wife knows everything' 468 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,400 Yeah right, blame it on her 469 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,640 - It takes two to navigate, Joshi - Call me Sagar! 470 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,040 What is this name change business? Sagar doesn't sound like you 471 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,840 Sounds like a cheap food joint 472 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,760 And why would you change your name? 473 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,560 Why not? 474 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,360 If you can change the names of cities, why can't a man change his name? 475 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:31,200 And then Sagar IS my name I am not saying call me Arnold Shwarzeneggar 476 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:37,200 What has changed? I still call VT by its old name.. 477 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,040 Shh.. Have you reached? 478 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,160 Do you see a.. coconut tree? 479 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,400 Stay there, I'm coming- don't helter skelter 480 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,760 How will you manage French, Joshi? 481 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,960 - Alka, keep stirring it - You'll get burnt.. 482 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,920 Unbelievable, you really are my hero. 483 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,280 Through all the hurt and humiliation, you ploughed through. 484 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,760 - That's conviction. That is success. - Thank you 485 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,680 You never gave up. 486 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,880 You never reacted to the fact- my wife doesn't believe in me. 487 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,200 Are my friends laughing? 488 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,840 Is my book even good. Am I even a writer? No! 489 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,360 You stuck with it boss 490 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,880 That is conviction.. Cheers 491 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,720 Who is the publisher? 492 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,880 Its a new company.. moonfool publications 493 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 And.. how many copies? 494 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,760 In the first run- 3000 495 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,600 3000? That is all? 496 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:35,880 It's a start 497 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,720 3000 is too little 498 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,560 What is done is done- just 3000? 499 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,600 It's a start, Yogesh! 500 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,000 Too late, too little. I told you, Rahul- you must have a vision board. 501 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,880 You look into the mirror every morning and say, 'Boss I want success' 502 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,520 You want a Bentley, you imagine yourself driving that Bentley. 503 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,960 - You must smell the leather - I dont want a Bentley, ok? 504 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,640 No, whatever car you like, that's not the point 505 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,120 You are scared of your own success 506 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,400 - You are scared of it - Okay 507 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,520 But never mind, in this loss also there is an opportunity 508 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,400 This is a loss? This is the happiest day of my life 509 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,520 This is a loss? 510 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,120 3000 is too little.. I have an idea.. 511 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,200 Hear me out.. Focus 512 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,520 How much does each copy cost? 513 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,440 About 300.. 514 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,880 Okay, arrange 900,000 rupees from somewhere. 515 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,000 When the book releases.. 516 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,040 .. that month, quietly buy out all the copies 517 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,280 - Are you mad? - Everybody is doing it Rahul 518 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,960 If I buy out all the copies, who will read it then? 519 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,600 That is the game Rahul- Its a sureshot success 520 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,480 The publishing house will be zapped. 521 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,420 And the public will be like, 'oh he is successful... 522 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,120 we want to be part of that' 523 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,920 No, thanks.. My book will sell on its own merit 524 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,920 Merit? Where will 3000 reach on merit? 525 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,680 It's cool. Somebody will read it- if not now, then after I die.. 526 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,120 See, if somebody has to be found, he'll be found 527 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,480 To be found? How sweet! Are you oil? 528 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,160 If you are not oil, sir- nobody is looking for you! 529 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,400 You must find yourself! For 900,000 you will find yourself! 530 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,000 - You'll become a millionaire - No thank you, let me just do it my way 531 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,840 Okay done. No problem. 532 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,960 But I am happy for you. Cheers.. 533 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,960 So what is the story? 534 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,600 You read the book 535 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:21,840 Tell me a little.. 536 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,520 Please, Rahul.. 537 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,720 Well its our story.. 538 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,440 What do you mean its our story? Its your story. How is it ours? 539 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,800 Yeah.. but it is the story of all of us 540 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,200 We are all a part of your book? 541 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,520 - I'm also in the book? - Yes 542 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,320 - I'm in the book? - Yes 543 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,840 What's my name? 544 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,520 Anand. Anand.. nice. So what does Anand do? 545 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:53,320 Anand is a motivational speaker.. and a part time priest 546 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,880 Part time priest.. nice 547 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,640 So what happens to Anand? 548 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,160 - Should I tell you? - Yes please, this is exciting 549 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:06,760 Well, about two thirds into the film.. No, book! 550 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:07,960 No, this is good! 551 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,800 See, subconcious wants it. 552 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,000 Now you're projecting Rahul- film, TV series, success.. 553 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,040 It's a book 554 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,120 So about two thirds into the book.. 555 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,920 Anand kills himself 556 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,560 Because he realises that.. 557 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,520 behind all the facade, the empty words, there is nothing.. 558 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,840 Its just emptiness.. 559 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,560 There's no real person there, you see.. 560 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,400 This is a really fucked up idea.. 561 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,040 Read the book first.. don't judge it yet 562 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,080 Really I'm quite amazed at you Rahul.. 563 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,040 For 4 years, there is a myth about Rahul writing a book, behind closed doors... 564 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,680 and you go and write about your friends? 565 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,560 Its not about.. 566 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,240 A man can only write about what he knows- and I know you guys 567 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,920 There is a thing called imagination. Murakami isn't writing about his day. 568 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,640 Rumi never said, I woke up and had breakfast- 569 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,120 Toast was burnt, what is this shit? 570 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,240 - Have you read Murakami? - Why should I read it? 571 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,520 One doesn't become Murakami merely by reading Murakami 572 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,960 - This is ridiculous.. - Why are you arguing about this? 573 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,920 I have built an empire. You are saying I'm committing suicide. I'm depressed 574 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,360 When have I looked depressed to you? I'm super happy 575 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,680 Its not YOU! 576 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,480 Fine, you should remove me from the book 577 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,640 - Remove you from the book? - I could sue you 578 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,560 Its going to be published in three weeks.. 579 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,120 I could completely sue you. I'll sue you 580 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,120 I'll sue you, I'll sue you. Boss what are you talking about? 581 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,680 I'm not dying. I can't die. I'll sue you 582 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,440 Yogesh have you lost it? 583 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,880 OR, I'll sue you 584 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,120 Rahul I've got a great idea. Just watch this.. 585 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,880 I'll sue you. Your book will be in trouble. 586 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,160 If you are lucky it might even get banned 587 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:59,160 - Then people will really want to read it - Yogesh I don't want your help! 588 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,000 - It's brilliant - I don't want your help 589 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,760 You're scared of your success Rahul 590 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,440 - You're scared of your own potential - I'll ask you if I need your help.. 591 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,760 Enough! 592 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,840 - This is not your house? - No, its a friend's house 593 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,760 - But that's not okay? - No no it's okay 594 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,120 No.. I feel.. comment dire.. awkward 595 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,880 No need to be awkward. They are like my family 596 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,880 - See this? - Very beautiful 597 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,040 This is Rangoli 598 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,880 Today is Diwali. So doors are kept open for Goddess Lakshmi.. 599 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,880 Charming.. 600 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,840 Shoes! 601 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,480 You like my shoes? 602 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,480 Very nice.. France? 603 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,240 Everybody, here is my friend, Francoise Marie 604 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,080 Hello! Happy Diwali.. 605 00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:01,160 This is Malti, that is Sunil- Its their house actually 606 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,640 Well done Joshi 607 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,680 - Here's some wine - She is so sweet 608 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,600 - Thank you for inviting me - Of course, anytime 609 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,920 She has come with her shoes on.. 610 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,120 Shoes.. 611 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,640 Sorry, what about my shoes? 612 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,320 You have to take them off 613 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:22,640 I didn't tell you- in Indian homes you have to take off your shoes. 614 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,480 You can sit and do it 615 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,760 Don't worry- she'll manage.. 616 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,880 She seems uneducated 617 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,800 - It's okay.. - Her heels are so long 618 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,560 She'll manage 619 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,480 Go and put on your shoes 620 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,560 I got it on camera 621 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,440 Shit! 622 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,360 - The party just started - Everything happens for a reason 623 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,480 This was your favourite Vietnamese vase, right? 624 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,520 Sunil, go get a mop! 625 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,400 - I am really sorry guys - It's okay.. 626 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,200 Malti I'll get you a new one.. 627 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,520 Maybe it's better I get out of here.. 628 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,360 Get some flour.. 629 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,640 - Hi I am Alka - Alka, Francoise Marie 630 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,440 Yogesh 631 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,080 Calm down! 632 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,640 It was just an accident. So.. 633 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,200 Calm down Alka! 634 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,320 I will put it back together 635 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,240 I don't want a broken vase 636 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,120 Nothing is broken.. 637 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,960 Or else, everything is broken- Perspective! 638 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,360 Everything happens for a reason 639 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,160 After I put it back together, it'll be better than before. 640 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,680 Paro, its broken! 641 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,640 I am so sorry, are you going to drink something? 642 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,880 I'd like a glass of red wine 643 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,800 - I'll get it - Joshi sit down. 644 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,480 Baby get her a glass of red wine and get me a beer please 645 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,240 No drinks for you, you've had too many. 646 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,600 Guys relax! No one died, it's a party 647 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,840 Are you switching on the air conditioning? 648 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,160 There is a stench- can't you smell it? 649 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,160 The whole city is stinking- either its garbage or piss 650 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,280 Why do you have to be disgusting? 651 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,560 Its just a word- why is the word disagreeable? 652 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,720 - It sounds so down market, cheap. - It's just a word 653 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,720 Sir, words also need branding 654 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,960 You guys are illiterate. This is how they say it in Persian. 655 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,400 Persian used to be the language of highly educated people 656 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,600 He is a great great author, our friend 657 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,240 His book is getting published 658 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,520 Please don't let it get to his head. 659 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,520 Can you just let him enjoy his moment for once 660 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,640 - Listen it's not yet been published - It will, very soon.. 661 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,600 - She is saying, congratulations. - I heard her, idiot! 662 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,280 So Francoise.. 663 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,400 Francoise Marie 664 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,720 Marie.. I have a question. 665 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,720 I often notice the French people, 666 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,040 sometimes they kiss twice, sometimes three times.. 667 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,280 Yeah it's confusing 668 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,680 Baby, why do you care what the French people do? 669 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,880 Quiet.. Its such an interesting question 670 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,760 Oh its actually very confusing In Paris we kiss two times 671 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,080 in the South, it's three times.. 672 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,840 and sometimes in Montpellier it is four times 673 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,960 No- that is not what I'm asking. Why three times, what is the logic? 674 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,280 Perhaps in the confusion we are hoping for an accident.. 675 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,080 where the lips are meeting 676 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,280 I love France 677 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,560 - Joshi, stop drooling all over her - Have you ever been to France? 678 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,960 No, never! 679 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,200 He doesn't have a passport 680 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,600 Sir here's your parcel 681 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,280 What is this smell? Is it stale food? 682 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,400 No sir, its fresh 683 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,280 Fresh, my ass! smell it.. 684 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,080 Its fresh sir.. 685 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,720 Crap! Give me the bill 686 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,920 - Happy diwali, sir.. - What is happy about it? 687 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,320 Do I look happy? 688 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,120 Sunil 689 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,360 Hey Kaizaad 690 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,080 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali, so nice to see you man 691 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,040 - Thanks for coming - Thank you for having me 692 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,240 - Malti see who is here - Coming 693 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,360 - Where is everybody else - There are strolling in 694 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,600 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali, please come. 695 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,920 Joshi, I feel this house has a bad aura.. 696 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:44,840 What? 697 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,480 Aura.. you know, energy. I feel it very strong 698 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,640 - Hello beautiful, you like it? - It's gorgeous 699 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,440 Come guys, come in 700 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,120 Happy Diwali. Please come, come.. 701 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,880 - Take the shoes off? - Yeah, shoes right here.. 702 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,700 She is my most dependable source of alcohol in the house 703 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:05,960 Sorry, sorry carry on 704 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,600 - Make yourself comfortable. - Sure I will 705 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:46,720 What are you drinking? No whiskey, no rum..? Are you okay? 706 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,680 Excuse me, can I just talk to him for a minute. 707 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,400 Don't be alarmed, nothing serious 708 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,720 Listen, the book launch is in three weeks. You have to be there 709 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,640 Of course I will.. 710 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,440 Can I tell you something more soppy? 711 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,280 I could not imagine a better celebration for my big day. 712 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,080 This is the happiest day of my life 713 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,760 - We all love you, man. - This is the happiest day of my life 714 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,800 And listen, I'll do anything for you.. 715 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,120 - Where you going? - I am right here. 716 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,160 - I think Kaizaad is looking for you. - For me? 717 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,800 Happy Diwali, Sunil sir.. 718 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,360 Why have you come here? 719 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,960 Chhaya, think a little 720 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,840 Did you think? 721 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,560 Are you always careful? 722 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,480 By the way I am very touched. You chose to wear this shirt tonight 723 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,880 Does Malti know I gave it to you? 724 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,760 No? Shall I tell her then? 725 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,840 Its not funny 726 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,400 Relax, I am not an idiot 727 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,240 He knows 728 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,200 She doesn't 729 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:20,440 Not her, Raghav. Raghav, my husband- he knows 730 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000 So then..? 731 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:31,560 Nothing. He has been completely quiet for two days. Not a word.. 732 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,520 And now I can't trace him 733 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,480 - Where has he gone? - I don't know. 734 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,680 He is not answering his phone. I've been trying to call him 735 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,440 I'm getting really worried now 736 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,960 You should go home. Today is diwali. He'll return home eventually 737 00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:00,640 - You are not listening to me. He knows! - I heard you. You told me already 738 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,400 Look, just go home, Chhaya, okay? 739 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,160 He'll come back there 740 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,520 That is all you can think about. 741 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:23,520 Go home, leave. Why are you here? Get out of my party 742 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,520 Hold this 743 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,000 - Read this - What is it? 744 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,600 He left it on the fridge. Read it 745 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,840 - Francoise, this is for you - Thank you 746 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,840 Sunil, come inside 747 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:53,840 - Hello - Hi 748 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,480 Who was that? You didn't introduce us 749 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,400 Joshi you are really too much sometimes 750 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,200 - Why not? I am a free bird - But she is not 751 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,200 She is married, that too happily 752 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,520 Marriages are not forever. One must think of future investment 753 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,760 Every time you open your mouth, some filth comes out 754 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,880 - What is filthy about this? - Is everything okay? 755 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,160 Yes, he owes him some money 756 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,600 You have a date with you, and you are eyeing somebody else. 757 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,360 That is the kind of filth you are.. 758 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,920 He'll give you your money back buddy 759 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,520 Sunil, are you alright? 760 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,560 Crap! Why did everyone have to come today? 761 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,000 You invited us today. Today is Diwali 762 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,920 Go celebrate diwali then.. 763 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,880 Bad aura 764 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,080 I feel it, its here 765 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,680 Is this the right house? 766 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,520 Their names are written there. 767 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,000 - Malti! - Uncle is that you? 768 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,680 Take it off. How will she recognise you? 769 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,840 You didn't inform us that you were coming 770 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,400 Well you didn't inform us about the party. 771 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,160 We were in your city, thought we'd drop in 772 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,480 I told him to call you but he wanted it to be a surprise 773 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:14,680 Malti, there's no vodka 774 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:21,440 Hello.. recognise me? I am your wife's uncle! 775 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,840 Gave you a Japanese tea set for your wedding 776 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:27,440 - He is not her husband - No? 777 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,560 He forgets faces now a days- one day he'll forget me too 778 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:33,960 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali 779 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,840 He is the one? Are you sure? Why are you looking so pensive? 780 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,800 Many happy returns of the day.. 781 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,480 Gave you the japanese tea set for your wedding, remember? 782 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,520 Will you give her the sweets or no? 783 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,760 Thank you.. please come in 784 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,360 - Are there many people inside? - Do you want to count them from here? 785 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,120 Are you okay? 786 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,640 Yeah, I'm fine 787 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,880 - Come here boy- what is your name? - Dhruva 788 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:51,040 Uncle this is not my son Paro- come here.. He is her son 789 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,320 I am just saying that he has grown so tall 790 00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:00,040 - Where is yours? - We don't have a child 791 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,680 'Nothing is amiss Chhaya, nothing has changed' 792 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:18,400 'I think to myself every morning that today I will fight with you' 793 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,680 'But I don't have any anger towards you' 794 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:27,560 'You are still the same for me. But what was between us, has changed' 795 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:33,320 'And that absence bothers me. I can't live with these lies' 796 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,960 'Just remember, it wasn't your fault' 797 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,680 'Its not you- Its me. I am an idiot. Yours, Raghu' 798 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,600 - Are you a non vegetarian? - I am a vegetarian 799 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,080 Would you like to have some soup? I'll make it for you 800 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,080 Are you guys doing okay? Can I get you another drink? 801 00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,480 No I have a drink 802 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,120 How long have you been working with Sunil? 803 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,280 Its been a year 804 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,160 Really? I have never met you before 805 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,880 Yeah, I guess it never worked out 806 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,120 Are you from here? 807 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:15,520 I am from Ahmedabad- but after marriage I shifted here. 808 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,920 Where do you stay in Bombay? 809 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,160 - Versova - Oh I live in Thane 810 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,640 He lives very far 811 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,320 What's your name again? Sorry.. excuse me 812 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,800 Just give me a minute 813 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,320 - Sagar - Hi, Chhaya 814 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,280 Are you on facebook? 815 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,920 I am on facebook, I don't use it that much 816 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,680 Now as fast as you can, with instinct.. 817 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,320 ..you must tell which card is red and which one is black 818 00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,120 Okay okay black sorry 819 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,200 And now I want to do the opposite 820 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,560 Magic is not over. Why are you clapping? 821 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:22,240 If everything go well this will be all red and then all black 822 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,120 Yogesh, if he has done a good job.. 823 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,320 It will be all red and all black, am I correct? 824 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,960 It will be, it has to be.. 825 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,200 Power to us.. 826 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,320 This one will be opposite 827 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,840 - Can I give her a kiss? - Please, please.. 828 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,360 Shouldn't have had those shots guys.. 829 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,520 Why do you mix your drinks? 830 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,360 Rahul, have you met my uncle and aunt? 831 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,880 Hello Sir. Rahul 832 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:59,880 Take his autograph. Next time you come here, he will be a celebrity 833 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,520 Are you on television? 834 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:04,920 He is a big author. His book is getting published 835 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,200 - What have you written? - I have written a novel 836 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,840 What's the story? 837 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,600 I can't tell the story in a few words.. Its a book in Hindi 838 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,080 I know Hindi. Tell me 839 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,760 Why are you wearing that mask? 840 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,880 Actually, my nose is very sharp- 841 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,320 like a dog's 842 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,160 I get all kinds of distant smell 843 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:39,640 And all kinds of diseases- malaria, dengue, chicken gunia 844 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,240 How can I get chicken gunia when I don't even eat chicken 845 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,720 She is going senile. 846 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,280 She wears the mask all day- goes to sleep with it. Wont let me kiss her 847 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,560 Are you going to kiss me at this age? 848 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,560 There is no age for kissing. Didn't I marry you? 849 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:01,600 - And I kissed you then - There were no germs then? 850 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,960 Our metabolism was strong then.. 851 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,920 I have found a new character 852 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,280 Take a bite sir, its good food. 853 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:13,160 Good food man. Have a bite 854 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,600 Aren't we going to play cards? 855 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,760 What are you doing? 856 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,800 - Its smelling - Mine is not smelling, sir, mine is fine 857 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,720 Its rotting. Everybody will fall sick 858 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,920 What are you doing Sunil? My mutton. 859 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,520 - Its gone bad - Its not! Took me five hours to cook 860 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,400 Hold this 861 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,240 Are you mad? people are hungry.. 862 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,680 Sir this is good- this we ordered in 863 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,280 We'll order more 864 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,720 - Sir it's very late now. - You guys have no values 865 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,640 Sunil, the watchman is calling you.. what's going on? 866 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,480 Everybody is eating rotten food 867 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,720 - Threw away all the food? - All of it 868 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,840 - All of it? - There is some rice left 869 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,960 Somebody has parked a car in Asif's parking 870 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,480 - Nobody here - Sir, he came to your flat.. 871 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,240 Guys.. has anyone come in a Swift Desire? 872 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,160 Guys.. has anyone come in a Swift Desire? 873 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,040 - Is it yours? - We took an Uber 874 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,520 - Nobody here - He came to your flat.. 875 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,480 Been here since the afternoon 876 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,800 - Go play outside please - wait, in a minute 877 00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,320 Right now. Move 878 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,600 Move out. I have some work 879 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:47,920 Sorry, Asif saheb.. 880 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,640 - Sir happy Diwali - Bugger off 881 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:04,600 There is no food? 882 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,800 Are the children supposed to sleep hungry? 883 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,520 - I'll make some noodles.. - What crap! Its supposed to be diwali. 884 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,720 She is always in a foul mood 885 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,280 There are eggs, noodles.. 886 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,760 Clearly the counselling is not working 887 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,320 - I am doing all the work guys, come on. - This box is so heavy 888 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,840 What is in this trunk? 889 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:32,720 What are you doing? Why did you get this out? Malti! 890 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,400 Why have you get this out? 891 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,720 What are you doing? 892 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,680 We are setting up a casino- to play cards 893 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,520 Your uncle had a knee surgery, he can't sit down 894 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,560 - We'll get something else - This will do fine.. move 895 00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,240 - Why this? - Why not this? 896 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,120 Let's get started.. 897 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,080 Sunil, its okay 898 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,280 Who the hell are these people? 899 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,000 They are our friends 900 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,760 I feel like I don't know any of them 901 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,120 - Will you let me play in peace? - Don't play blind 902 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,600 Aren't you playing? 903 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,520 What are the chances I'd win today? 904 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,480 You never know 905 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,040 - Don't touch my cards - Why, they'll change? 906 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,040 You always spoil my game.. 907 01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,960 Do you want to play? come join us.. 908 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,280 Relationship goals.. oh my god!! 909 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,720 You two look so cute together 910 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,760 Shall I take a picture? I'll whatsapp it to you. hash tag togetherness 911 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,800 Sunil, still blind? 912 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,000 Blind! 913 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,800 Lucky you. Beautiful home, beautiful wife 914 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,360 Beautiful mistress. 915 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,000 You are truly blessed 916 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,520 Worst cards possible 917 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,600 You are just unlucky in cards, lucky in love 918 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:46,840 Look at me. I lose at cards and you know how good is MY love life 919 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:50,320 What was I for you? A fling? 920 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,400 Answer her- she wants to know 921 01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,160 - Why did you do it? - Chhaya, why did YOU do it? 922 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,000 - I haven't done anything - Really? nothing? 923 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:07,520 - Was it just me? Was it all my fault? - I agree with him there 924 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:11,160 Its not just him. It takes two to.. 925 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,960 What is that dance? It takes two to.. 926 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,560 It takes two to... 927 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:16,760 It takes two to... 928 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,000 TANGO 929 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,080 Tango.. 930 01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,000 I've got a sequence again. I win.. 931 01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:30,320 If you want to have kids, there should be a test- an audition 932 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,360 You are unemployed. 933 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,120 Your wife is an alcoholic- you shouldn't be allowed to be a parent! 934 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,560 - But who is going to decide? - I don't know 935 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,020 So the government will decide whether I'm fit enough to be a mother? 936 01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:41,000 That's not what I am saying 937 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:45,200 - Are you in or out? - Show me. I have folded, show me 938 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,680 I am so touched by your love 939 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:51,400 Tell me honestly, how good was your tango? 940 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,160 Just fold! 941 01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,880 Okay fold 942 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,560 She only listens to you 943 01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:02,680 - I have a pair of fours - You win, sir.. 944 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,800 - I could have won, see? - Why did you fold? 945 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,880 Shit happens, Chhaya 946 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,960 - Why did you make me fold? - He could have had anything. It's risky.. 947 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:21,200 - Sir, you have to take a little risk - He is the champion of risk taking 948 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,240 I could have won! You made me lose 949 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:27,880 I didn't force you. You have to take responsibility for your own action 950 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,720 Sheetal, give me some money 951 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:34,080 - I'll return your money - Sheetal, his book is getting published.. 952 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:40,760 Ask her for a quickie. Look at her, she is upset- it'll lift her mood 953 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,400 - You are responsible for my loss - Suggest it to her 954 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,920 All you care about is you and your happy domestic life 955 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:52,600 I have a request- can I watch? Please? She is my wife. I should be allowed. 956 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,680 Please.. let me. Ask her.. We can do a menage de trois 957 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,240 - Sheetal! - Shut up! 958 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,200 What happened? 959 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,760 Why are you begging for money all the time? 960 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,360 There, take this, play! 961 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,160 And this is for your loss, okay? There, take this- play now 962 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,000 Calm down, Sunil! I don't want your money, take it back.. 963 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,400 - Guys please don't do this.. - I'd just started winning.. 964 01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,720 Why are you spoiling the game.. 965 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:31,120 I am saying, have kids. One or two is fine, but you can't have 6 kids!! 966 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,000 - But who is going to decide? - Don't you see? 967 01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,480 Yogesh, his highness will decide.. 968 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,000 He has the authority on this.. 969 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,760 - Now you are getting emotional about this. - Of course I am. I am a mother.. 970 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,320 Her taxi is waiting, she came in to say goodbye 971 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,520 Yes I came to say bye.. 972 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,920 - Bye.. - Good to meet you.. 973 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,640 Malti did you see her magic? 974 01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,800 Yeah, I saw some outside, it's really good 975 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,240 She's an amazing magician.. 976 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,920 No, I'm not a magician. Actually I am a mentalist 977 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,120 What's that? 978 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:02,520 I see things.. I read minds.. yes 979 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,400 Wow, good.. 980 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,960 Can you read my mind? 981 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:11,680 Yes.. 982 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,400 Oh you want me tell everybody? 983 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,480 Are you sure? 984 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,840 You don't want him to write another book 985 01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,040 I'm sorry, you asked me, I didn't mean to hurt you. 986 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,200 Nice! Do one more.. 987 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,840 On you? - No.. 988 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:34,760 Why? 989 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,080 - Nothing to read or what? - How about me? 990 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,560 Okay.. Do you have a purse or a bag? 991 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,480 Put your hand inside- pick something.. 992 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,160 Its round, its pink, its your lipstick 993 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,880 Another time.. Round again.. 994 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,240 Its your glasses, your spectacles 995 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:57,520 One more time.. 996 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,760 Its round again.. An orange strap Its a watch- your orange watch 997 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,160 Oh my god! 998 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,280 One more time. Do her.. 999 01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:10,440 No! 1000 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,800 That's enough magic for one night 1001 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,760 Yes, you're right. I have my taxi waiting.. 1002 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,120 Thank you for coming.. 1003 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,640 Yes.. And I'm very sorry about the vase 1004 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,080 That's okay.. good night 1005 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,760 - You enjoy your night.. - She is going by the way.. 1006 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,240 - Are you leaving? - Where are you going? Sit.. 1007 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,560 - Thank you very much for tonight.. - No, thank you for coming 1008 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,480 Everything will be okay 1009 01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,120 What will be okay? 1010 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:02,600 Everything.. 1011 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:05,760 Bye 1012 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,080 I'll see her off 1013 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,560 "Careful now..." 1014 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,880 "these are trying times" 1015 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,920 "Careful" 1016 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:30,920 "of these blurring lines" 1017 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,760 "What's gone.." 1018 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:41,600 "is not coming back" 1019 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:49,920 "And the present is thick with uncertainty" 1020 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,160 Did you take my 500 rupees? 1021 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:53,600 Is that my money? 1022 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,640 No it had drifted that side, I took it back. 1023 01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,680 Keep it in your purse 1024 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,160 This man is lying through his teeth 1025 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,000 You are stealing 500? 1026 01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:08,440 Go on, play the game 1027 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,960 Screw the game. That is my 500 rupees 1028 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,400 - That's my money.. - Just because you said so? 1029 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,560 I saw you picking it up 1030 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,560 Sunil, didn't you see him? 1031 01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,560 But I saw him. The man is a bloody scoundrel 1032 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,880 Hold it. Even I know how to abuse 1033 01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:26,600 Please take her away 1034 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,120 - Here, take this. - I don't want your shitty money. 1035 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,840 I want my money 1036 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:31,880 What's going on? 1037 01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:35,200 See, we come to your house and this is the treatment we get 1038 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:39,600 Hello, aunty, did I say a thing to you? 1039 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,840 Am I talking to you? What did I say to you? 1040 01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,040 Don't entertain her.. 1041 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,960 Alka, let it go.. - I wont let it go. 1042 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:50,080 He is a bloody cheat man, he is a snake 1043 01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:53,920 Did you call me a snake? 1044 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,080 Look at your self. You can't even stand straight 1045 01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,440 You should not drink. Its not for women to drink 1046 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,120 I drink with my own money 1047 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,880 There is a grace to drinking. You can't do it 1048 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,720 Are you going to teach me? Then teach me how to steal money too 1049 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,560 What do you say, writer man? 1050 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,000 - Rahul, he is a thief.. - I'm in no position to comment 1051 01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:17,840 You just lost your money, I am being abused! 1052 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,160 You deserve to be abused 1053 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,560 Just stop it. 1054 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,040 Stop this bloody game 1055 01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,560 Screw this shit. Its a crap bloody party 1056 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:50,920 It was so good to see you after so many years 1057 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:54,560 Festivals bring the family together 1058 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,880 When your father was alive, he kept the whole family together 1059 01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,360 He was something else.. he was 1060 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,560 Now the family has drifted apart 1061 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,880 Keep this.. 1062 01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:14,360 What is this? 1063 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,120 It's auspicious. You should never say no to this.. 1064 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:19,840 Its Diwali.. Tell him 1065 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:25,040 Keep it.. Its the same 500 that I picked from that drunk woman 1066 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,040 Lets leave.. 1067 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,480 Nobody saw me do it 1068 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,080 - It's already 3am.. - Yes let's leave 1069 01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,120 I've been saying for the longest time.. 1070 01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,800 - You are leaving? - Yes, I think we should.. 1071 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,760 Thanks for coming man, So nice to see you. 1072 01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,000 Nice to meet you.. 1073 01:10:58,280 --> 01:10:59,360 Stay in touch 1074 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,240 - Bye! nice meeting you.. - Bye, happy Diwali 1075 01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,760 Sorry man.. about the food - But the whiskey was great 1076 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,120 Just have a bite on your way back if you find something 1077 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,720 - I ate before coming here - So sorry about this food situation 1078 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,920 Don't worry, it's okay. Bye! 1079 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:33,120 Do me a favour guys. Take out the garbage bags on your way out.. 1080 01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,520 Sunil, the garbage guy will take it out in the morning 1081 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:38,800 - Not good to let it be here all night - Its okay, we'll take it out 1082 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:44,000 We clean up after him even at the office 1083 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,880 - Bye guys, thanks.. - Bye 1084 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,920 Thanks so much for taking the bags.. 1085 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,160 Thank you for tonight 1086 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,720 - Happy Diwali - To you too.. 1087 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,960 You have a lovely house 1088 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,720 Goodnight. 1089 01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:07,920 Chhaya.. 1090 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:30,920 If I had a little more money, I'd have won big time 1091 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,600 - How much did you lose? - 1800 1092 01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,480 Not bad.. 1093 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:37,000 If you had more money, you'd have lost more 1094 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,160 Fate is on my side.. 1095 01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,720 - You would lose, ask me why? - Why? 1096 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,480 Because you play like a gambler. For entertainment. 1097 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,920 He doesn't play to win, he plays for the excitement. 1098 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:49,880 What's wrong with that? 1099 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,560 - Because you're an optimist. - How that a flaw? 1100 01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:55,480 He is so optimistic that he can not see the truth of his cards 1101 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,280 That's a good line sir, for my next book.. 1102 01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,040 Dont put me in it, okay? 1103 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,440 That man who came from your office today 1104 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:04,480 Naresh? 1105 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,200 Earlier in the day, Anand.. 1106 01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:10,680 Let these guys go, we'll talk 1107 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,800 You are so full of shit. 1108 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,480 How can you even look me in the eye? 1109 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:18,840 What have I done? 1110 01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,840 Can you stop pretending, for one minute? 1111 01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:23,760 What happened? 1112 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:26,560 Go on, tell your friends what happened 1113 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,760 Let them leave, we can talk about this later.. 1114 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:31,720 Guys, I think all of you should go home now 1115 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,000 Nobody is going.. stay! 1116 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,480 Malti.. 1117 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,520 Malti? Not butterfly? 1118 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,280 I'm not your butterfly? 1119 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,080 Call me butterfly Sunil, one more time. 1120 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,400 - Call me butterfly.. - Malti 1121 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,880 Call me butterfly! No! 1122 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:50,240 What happened, Malti? 1123 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,520 Yogesh, shut the door. 1124 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,800 There is no need. 1125 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,960 Am I being hysterical? I'm absolutely fine 1126 01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:57,320 Malti? 1127 01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:01,200 You were so right Paro. I should have listened to you 1128 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,320 I shouldn't have trusted a man. What's wrong with me? 1129 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:08,840 Malti, whatever it is.. its going to be okay, we'll sort it out. 1130 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,160 Yes, its okay, you are right. Its no big deal 1131 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:13,680 Everything will be fine.. 1132 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,680 He's only been cheating on me this entire time. 1133 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,560 But that is okay. It happens in all marriages 1134 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:25,280 But what I can not believe, is that you had the gall to call her to our house 1135 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,360 You invited her to my party 1136 01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,880 I didn't invite her, she came on her own. 1137 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,600 I swear 1138 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:33,800 Who? 1139 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:37,840 Chhaya 1140 01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,320 - You said it's over? - It's over 1141 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,280 Malti I am sorry.. guys.. 1142 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:56,360 It happened 1143 01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,080 What do you mean it happened? 1144 01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,680 You had nothing to do with it? It happened by itself? 1145 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,520 Is there anything else I don't know? 1146 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:10,440 Any other butterflies that I don't know about? Tell me now.. 1147 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,880 Malti, I said I am sorry 1148 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,840 Malti I know its hard.. but it will be okay 1149 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:17,960 It's okay? 1150 01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:19,360 Yeah it's okay.. 1151 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:23,880 No I am not saying what he did is okay. Its not. 1152 01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:30,160 He has broken your trust. He has been selfish.. 1153 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,520 Selfish.. 1154 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,480 You have no idea how selfish this man is. 1155 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:36,960 Shall I tell them Sunil? 1156 01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:40,000 Sunil shall I tell them about the..? 1157 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,280 - Actually let me show them - Malti, don't! 1158 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,360 - Malti are you nuts? - This is how selfish this man is.. 1159 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:52,280 - What happened? - There's a dead body in the house 1160 01:15:56,400 --> 01:16:00,000 He has killed a man, and he has called all of you here 1161 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,760 - Who is this? - Chhaya's husband 1162 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:04,680 I didn't kill him.. 1163 01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:07,600 Its not true. I didn't kill him. 1164 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,560 He found out. He came over, and killed himself 1165 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:14,080 You have to believe me.. Joshi 1166 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,480 - Yogesh, you think I'd kill a man? - I don't know 1167 01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:21,520 - Rahul.. - What have you gotten us into Sunil? 1168 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:24,440 Tell me something Sunil, there's a dead body in your house. 1169 01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,680 Didn't you think you should cancel the party? Not once did it pass your mind? 1170 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:30,440 - It was too late - What do you mean it was too late? 1171 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,920 Joshi had got 5 kilo of mutton already.. 1172 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,040 - What? - Mutton? 1173 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:38,160 You could eat that mutton for the next 10 days for all I care. 1174 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:41,200 You got us all into this shit because of Joshi's mutton? 1175 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,040 - I didn't mean to.. - You did, you ass! 1176 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,760 Malti you were absolutely right. 1177 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:49,600 You are the most sick and selfish man in the world 1178 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:53,360 Last time you cancelled the party because you had an upset stomach. 1179 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,040 And now this? 1180 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,200 - Guys it just happened.. - Just happened..There we go again. 1181 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,520 Sunil! 1182 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:04,200 You know what, screw you all man, screw each one of you. 1183 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,520 Screw you Sunil- and you, and you.. 1184 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,520 And you, you get up 1185 01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,400 We need to decide what is to be done now? 1186 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,280 Sheetal shut the door please. And somebody call the police 1187 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,600 - We can't call the police - Why not, if you are innocent? 1188 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:21,440 They will never believe me 1189 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,600 What were you planning to do with it? Live with it forever? 1190 01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:29,120 I thought once the party is over, I'd think of something 1191 01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:32,000 But its good in a way that all of you are here 1192 01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:35,920 Sorry, I am not a part of this. Friendship is in one place- this is murder 1193 01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,760 Yogesh don't leave me, buddy. You know people. 1194 01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:41,000 I'm not your undertaker 1195 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:46,520 You bastard! You bastard! I'll kill you.. 1196 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,200 You killed Raghav. You know who Raghav is? 1197 01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,400 Chhaya's husband? - To hell with Chhaya. 1198 01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,400 He is my publisher 1199 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,080 I didn't kill him brother.. 1200 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:04,840 Bastard you killed my publisher 1201 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,200 - I did not kill him.. He killed himself - What do I care? 1202 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:10,520 Why did you have to go and sleep with Chhaya? 1203 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,480 Why couldn't you sleep with somebody else? 1204 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,720 - Rahul, it happened.. - It happened, did it? 1205 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,920 I will kill you!!! 1206 01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:23,080 - Just happened.. - Who is Chhaya? 1207 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:30,960 Dhruva.. 1208 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,120 Dhruva, wake up- there is a dead man 1209 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,000 Who died? 1210 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:41,880 I don't know, somebody. 1211 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,320 - Where is he? - In the other room 1212 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,960 - Like, shot in the head - Wow 1213 01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,160 Have some water 1214 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:57,000 I am really sorry Rahul, I didn't know he was your publisher 1215 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:58,680 I had one chance.. 1216 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,720 one chance in four years, and you did this 1217 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,840 Rahul I'm really sorry 1218 01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:07,120 You're sorry? Show me how sorry you are? 1219 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:09,520 Take this.. 1220 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,560 - What's the matter with you? - Take this. 1221 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,240 Do what he did 1222 01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:17,760 You are the cause of every one's misery- his, yours, mine 1223 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,760 I don't know how much more pain you are going to cause 1224 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:23,800 Send it out to the universe, right? 1225 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,480 This is what the universe sent back to me 1226 01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:28,320 - I don't know what you asked for. - Just shut up. 1227 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,360 No more of your mumbo jumbo 1228 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,080 Sheetal lets leave.. 1229 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,200 Rahul brother, you can't leave me like this 1230 01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:37,880 I am leaving. But before I go I'm going to call the police 1231 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,560 Rahul don't do that.. 1232 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,960 What are you going to tell them? 1233 01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,880 I am going to tell them there has been a murder here. Is that okay? 1234 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:50,000 Rahul, your finger prints are on the gun- and on the trunk. 1235 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,080 - And yours - What the fuck, bro 1236 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,240 What a creep you are! 1237 01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:01,240 What do you expect? I am asking for your help, as a friend 1238 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,200 This is asking for help? This? 1239 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,080 Can we decide what to do about this? 1240 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,880 Mama.. in Breaking Bad they use acid to dissolve the body 1241 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:10,840 Vivan! 1242 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:12,720 Acid! 1243 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:23,440 A man who used to laugh, love, cook- and in the end its just acid? 1244 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:29,520 - Joshi get a hold on your self - What does it all mean? 1245 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,600 He is dead.. 1246 01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:38,040 - Joshi, I didn't do it.. - I know. That is what is really sad. 1247 01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:43,040 He killed himself. Can you imagine how much pain there must be in his life? 1248 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,400 Joshi he is in a happier place now 1249 01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:46,960 How do you know? 1250 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,320 How do you know that? 1251 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:51,720 What if he is still unhappy? 1252 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,640 All you smart people, you have words.. 1253 01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:57,960 ..but no feelings 1254 01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,160 I hate all of you 1255 01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:02,760 Please Joshi. Stop making this about yourself 1256 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:04,200 This is no time to be emotional 1257 01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:07,520 He is dead, we are alive. He doesn't have problems, we do. 1258 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:09,280 He doesn't have to go to work tomorrow, I do 1259 01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:12,840 Quite frankly he is the most selfish man I've ever met, not you Sunil 1260 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,360 Everybody has problems- Everybody is suffering. 1261 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:18,000 I don't go blowing my brains out 1262 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:21,120 - That too on Diwali night. - And in somebody else's house 1263 01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:22,480 Who does that, man? 1264 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,320 What about this unfortunate soul? 1265 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:30,120 Unfortunate? He? What about us? 1266 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:34,400 He escaped. We are the ones trapped 1267 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:38,880 He is my friend. Not you guys.. 1268 01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:44,600 I just want to hug him.. I feel so close to him 1269 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,240 - Joshi what are you doing? - I just want to sleep.. 1270 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,000 Go inside and sleep 1271 01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:53,320 - Joshi what are you doing? - I want to hug this guy 1272 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,840 I want to feel close to him.. I understand him 1273 01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,920 Stop being ridiculous 1274 01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,280 Joshi! will you stop it.. 1275 01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:06,640 - I just want to feel close to him.. - Joshi stop it 1276 01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:08,440 Sheetal let him be 1277 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:12,680 Why can't you all just stop this? What are you doing? 1278 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,960 There is a dead body here and you all are just crying and thinking about yourselves 1279 01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:18,520 Sheetal stop being hysterical 1280 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:20,440 Of course I am going to be hysterical, 1281 01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:23,280 How can you be so calm? What's wrong with YOU? 1282 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,120 Guys can we decide whats to be done? 1283 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,640 She is right.. 1284 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:41,800 Sunil? 1285 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:47,680 Malti? 1286 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:51,000 I want him out of the house, that is all 1287 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:55,000 Yeah, but where? You can't just dump a body out on the road.. 1288 01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,120 Anybody has any bright ideas, speak now 1289 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:04,160 Vivan, no acid- no knives.. Any other ideas? 1290 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:06,760 Railway tracks 1291 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,560 When you have it, you don't realise its value.. 1292 01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,320 but after its gone, you know what it really meant 1293 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,320 Sunil, is it okay if we skip? 1294 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:08,000 Are you nuts? I am not exactly mad about doing this. 1295 01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,360 Either we all go, or nobody.. 1296 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,000 Get the car Sunil, will you? 1297 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,880 Don't you touch me. You are a curse 1298 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,320 - Baby promise me something - Yeah? 1299 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,880 Don't ever cheat on me 1300 01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:02,560 I'd rather die.. 1301 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,960 - Oh shit! - What happened? 1302 01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:21,000 I left my cooking vessel over there.. Tch! 1303 01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:54,720 - You haven't been cleaning the car lately - No sir, just yesterday.. 1304 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:56,680 Do a good job of it today 1305 01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,760 Sir, Happy Diwali.. 1306 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,280 "Careful now..." 1307 01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:24,760 "these are trying times" 1308 01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:29,840 "Careful" 1309 01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:34,480 "of these blurring lines" 1310 01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:40,200 "What's gone.." 1311 01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:44,800 "is not coming back" 1312 01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:53,680 "And the present is thick with uncertainty" 1313 01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:01,240 "The darkness has taken up tenancy" 1314 01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:06,520 "Shutting out all light with seeming permanency" 1315 01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:10,880 "The night is faking it with false promises" 1316 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:13,800 "Truth is, truth is the morning isn't coming" 1317 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:19,080 "Careful now.." 1318 01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:23,400 "don't be lost" 1319 01:32:51,240 --> 01:32:54,120 "My heart feels empty" 1320 01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:58,800 "But maybe you're close" 1321 01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:03,600 "Is it just me on my own" 1322 01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:08,960 "Or are you close" 1323 01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:14,080 "It's hard to say.." 1324 01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:24,760 "Whether the heart's just bruised up" 1325 01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:28,280 "Or timid and afraid" 1326 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:35,040 "Some moment somewhere is stuck" 1327 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:40,200 "Cold and frozen and un-melting" 1328 01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:44,680 "Your love is a force of habit for me" 1329 01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:47,640 "it doesn't leave me " 1330 01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:53,320 "Careful now.." 1331 01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:57,120 "don't lose the way.." 101499