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♪ JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

>> Jimmy: HI THERE.
WELCOME TO A NEW EPISODE OF

HOLLYWOOD LOCKDOWN.
I'M YOUR HOST, JIM "JIMMY"

KIMMEL. HEY, THIS IS ALARMING.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM

THE CDC, MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT
USING HAND SANITIZER CORRECTLY.

THEY SAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUB
YOUR HANDS WITH SANITIZER FOR

30 SECONDS, WHICH IS EVEN LONGER
THAN WHEN YOU WASH YOUR HANDS.

IT'S 20 SECONDS.
THE STUDY WAS PUBLISHED IN THE

"JOURNAL OF INFORMATION THAT
WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HAVE

THREE MONTHS AGO."
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO PURELL

FOR 30 SECONDS.
IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T SAY THAT

ON THE BOTTLE!
I LOOKED AT THE BOTTLE.

IT SAYS, "RUB HANDS TOGETHER
BRISKLY UNTIL DRY."

WHY CAN'T WE GET ANYTHING RIGHT?
WHAT ELSE ARE WE DOING WRONG?

ARE WE USING KETCHUP THE RIGHT
WAY?

MAYBE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT IT
ON YOUR FACE?

THIS IS AN INTERESTING SIGN OF
THE TIMES.

A SMALL SHOW OF PROGRESS,
PERHAPS.

JOHNSON AND JOHNSON ANNOUNCED
VIA INSTAGRAM THEIR PLAN TO HELP

HEAL OUR NATION'S WOUNDS.
A LINE OF RACIALLY INCLUSIVE

BAND‐AIDS.
THE JOHNSONS WROTE, "WE HEAR YOU.

WE SEE YOU.
WE'RE LISTENING TO YOU.

WE STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH OUR
BLACK COLLEAGUES, COLLABORATORS

AND COMMUNITY IN THE FIGHT
AGAINST RACISM, VIOLENCE AND

INJUSTICE."
THEY'RE LITERALLY PUTTING A

BAND‐AID ON THE PROBLEM.
BUT GOOD FOR BAND‐AIDS FOR

FINALLY OPENING THINGS UP BEYOND
THE SHADE THEY'VE BEEN USING FOR

A HUNDRED YEARS.
A COLOR KNOWN INTERNALLY AS "ED

SHEERAN'S NECK."
MEANWHILE FORD, THE MOTOR

COMPANY, NOT THE HARRISON, IS
PLANNING TO UNVEIL A NEW BRONCO

ON JULY 9th, WHICH IS EXCITING,
BUT ALSO SURPRISING BECAUSE JULY

9th HAPPENS TO BE O. J.'S
BIRTHDAY. FOR REAL.

FORD SAYS THEY DIDN'T REALIZE
THAT WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED IT.

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, WHO DID
REALIZE THAT?

WHO LOOKED THAT UP?
THOUGH, WHO THOUGHT,

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE WE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PURELL, BUT WE DO KNOW

THIS?
SPEAKING OF NOTORIOUS DATES,

FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY,
DONALD JESSICA TRUMP LAUNCHED

HIS CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT
AND HE HAS BEEN SLOWLY

DESCENDING INTO MADNESS EVER
SINCE. FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY,

DONALD TRUMP RODE DOWN THAT
ESCALATOR TO ADDRESS A GROUP OF

ACTORS HE PAID $50 A PIECE TO
CHEER FOR HIM.

LOOK IT UP, IT HAPPENED.
AND NOW, HERE WE ARE.

YOU KNOW, THE TRADITIONAL
FIVE‐YEAR ANNIVERSARY GIFT IS

WOOD.
SO LATER TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO

HIT MYSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH A
BASEBALL BAT TO CELEBRATE.

THERE IS A NEW, NEW TELL‐ALL
BOOK ON THE WAY FROM TRUMP'S

FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY
ADVISOR, JOHN BOLTON.

REMEMBER MUSTACHE GUY, JOHN
BOLTON?

OFFERED TO TESTIFY DURING THE
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, BUT THE

REPUBLICANS SAID, "NO THANKS,
WE'RE GOOD."

I'LL BE HONEST, I ALMOST FORGOT
ABOUT THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

AT THIS POINT, THAT FEELS LIKE A
HULU SHOW I WAS REALLY INTO AND

THEN HATED THE ENDING.
BUT BOLTON IS BACK.

HIS BOOK IS CALLED, "THE ROOM
WHERE IT HAPPENED."

WHICH IS A REFERENCE TO THE
MUSICAL "HAMILTON," WHICH IS

KIND OF WEIRD.
IT'S LIKE IF WOODWARD AND

BERNSTEIN CALLED THEIR BOOK
"NIXON CHRIST SUPERSTAR."

BOLTON IS SAID TO LAY OUT MANY
INSTANCES OF TRUMP'S MISCONDUCT

THAT GO WELL BEYOND THE QUID PRO
QUO WITH UKRAINE.

AND WHILE MANY BELIEVE THE
PRESIDENT SHOULD BE WORRIED, THE

PRESIDENT THINKS JOHN BOLTON
SHOULD BE WORRIED.

>> SOMEBODY SAID HE WENT OUT AND
WROTE A BOOK.

IF HE WROTE A BOOK, I CAN'T
IMAGINE THAT HE CAN, BECAUSE

THAT'S HIGHLY‐CLASSIFIED
INFORMATION.

EVEN CONVERSATIONS WITH ME,
THEY'RE HIGHLY CLASSIFIED.

I TOLD THAT TO THE ATTORNEY
GENERAL BEFORE.

I WILL CONSIDER EVERY
CONVERSATION WITH ME AS

PRESIDENT HIGHLY CLASSIFIED.
SO THAT WOULD MEAN IF HE WROTE A

BOOK AND IF THE BOOK GETS OUT,
HE'S BROKEN THE LAW, AND I WOULD

THINK HE WOULD HAVE CRIMINAL
PROBLEMS, I WOULD HOPE SO.

>> Jimmy: OKAY, THOSE ARE RULES
FOR A BACHELOR PARTY, NOT THE

LAW.
HE JUST MAKES THE RULES UP AS HE

GOES, AND HE IS GOING.
THE TRUMP TRAIN IS HEADED TO

TULSA, OKLAHOMA ON SATURDAY FOR
A BIG RALLY DESPITE THE FACT

THAT INSTANCES OF THE VIRUS IN
OKLAHOMA ARE ON THE RISE.

AND HIS VP OF REGIONAL SALES IS
ON THE ROAD TOO.

MIKE PENCE MADE AN APPEARANCE
TODAY AT WINNEBAGO HEADQUARTERS

IN IOWA.
AND WHAT AN APPEARANCE IT WAS.

>> PLEASE STAND AND WELCOME OUR
OUTSTANDING VICE PRESIDENT OF

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

MIKE PENCE.

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>> Jimmy: PUMP IT UP, YO.
THE CAPTAIN OF THE SPACE FORCE

IS IN THE HOUSE.
HE MAKES A ENTRANCE

LIKE A WHITE DARTH VADER.
PENCE DELIGHTED THE CROWD WITH

SOME OF HIS CLASSIC COMEDY
ROUTINES AND TOOK A VERY ROSY

LOOK AT THE FACT THAT AMERICANS
ARE NOW TOO SCARED TO TRAVEL.

>> I WAS JUST TOLD BY SOME OF
THE LEADERSHIP HERE AT THE

COMPANY THAT AMERICANS ARE
BUYING RVs AT A PRETTY RAPID

PACE.
IN FACT, USUALLY, I THINK WE

HEARD THAT ROUGHLY ABOUT A THIRD
OF BUYERS EVERY YEAR ARE

FIRST‐TIME BUYERS.
IT'S PUSHING MORE LIKE 50%.

AMERICA IS HITTING THE ROAD IN
AMERICAN‐MADE RVs.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S BECAUSE IF WE
STAY IN A HOTEL WE MIGHT DIE!

POOR MIKE PENCE.
A FEW MONTHS AGO IT LOOKED LIKE

TRUMP WOULD GET IMPEACHED AND
HE'D BE PRESIDENT.

NOW HE'S IN IOWA SELLING RV'S.
SOME HAVE SUGGESTED NOW MIGHT BE

A GOOD TIME FOR MIKE TO JUMP
SHIP, BUT THE VICE POODLE IS

NOTHING IF NOT OBEDIENT.
HE'S VERY EVEN‐KEELED AND I

THINK I KNOW WHY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

HE STOPPED INTO A DINER IN
SPRINGDALE, PENNSYLVANIA THIS

WEEKEND.
WATCH HIM CLOSELY HERE, BECAUSE

LOOK AT IT, HE'S STONED.
MIKE PENCE IS TOTALLY

BONG‐LOADED. DON'T TELL MOTHER.
FOX NEWS, BY THE WAY, I THINK

THEY'RE DISAPPOINTED THERE'S NO
LOOTING GOING ON BECAUSE THEY

HAVE A NEW FOCUS, TO DISTRACT US
FROM REALITY.

AND THAT IS MANUFACTURING
OUTRAGE IN RESPONSE TO A

NON‐EXISTENT MOVEMENT TO CANCEL
THE CARTOON SHOW "PAW PATROL."

>> THE CANCEL CULTURE MOVEMENT
MAY NOW BE COMING FOR "PAW

PATROL."

>> THEY BELIEVE IS THERE SHOULD
NOT BE POLICE, PEACE OR EVEN "IS

PAW PATROL."

>> "PAW PATROL" HAS BEEN
CANCELED.

>> IS ISCHASE, GERMAN SHEPHERD.

>> IS I HAVE A DOG NAMED CHASE.

>> DEFUND THE PAW PATROL.

>> PAW PATROL. PAW PATROL.

>> PAW PATROL.

>> PAW PATROL.

>> WE SHOULD POINT OUT THAT
THERE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE ANY

GENUINE EFFORT TO CANCEL "PAW
PATROL."

>> Jimmy: YES, SO THEN WHY ARE
YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT IT?

THERE'S REAL STUFF TO BE MAD
ABOUT, YOU KNOW?

ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM
THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO,

AMERICANS ARE THE UNHAPPIEST
WE'VE BEEN IN ALMOST 50 YEARS.

AMERICA IS IN A DEPRESSION AND
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE

ECONOMY.
BUT WORRY NO MORE BECAUSE HELP

IS ON THE WAY IN THE FORM OF THE
MOST POSITIVE PERSON I KNOW.

MY COUSIN MICKI.
MICKI IS GUARANTEED TO BOOST

YOUR MOOD.
SHE'S LIKE A HUMAN BALLOON

ANIMAL.
AND WITH THAT SAID, HERE ARE

SOME WORDS OF HOPE FROM COUSIN
MICKI.

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>> IS WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN, I
GRAB A SQUISHY, AND I JUST

SQUEEZE IT, SMELL IT AND
SQUISHIES ARE, IT'S PROBABLY ONE

OF THE BEST INVENTIONS IN THE
WORLD.

I MEAN, I KNOW THERE'S BIGGER
THINGS THAT WERE INVENTED.

BUT FOR ME PERSONALLY IN MY
LIFE, I WOULD PUT SKBISHQUISHIE

BEING INVENTED IN THE TOP FIVE.
I HAVE BOUGHT MANY ON HOLLYWOOD

BOULEVARD AND I WANT TO PICK UP
THE TABLE AND POUR IT INTO THE

BACK OF MY VAN.
I DON'T EVEN SANITIZE THEM.

I JUST RIGHT THEN START
SQUEEZIN' AND SMELLIN'.

I DON'T BELIEVE GERMS CAN COME
FROM SQUISHIES, BECAUSE IT'S

SUCH A POSITIVE THING.

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU MICKI.
WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.
WE WILL HONOR OUR HEALTHCARE

HERO OF THE WEEK WITH ONE OF THE
BIGGEST NAMES IN THE HISTORY OF

BASKETBALL.
AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

MARK RUFFALO.

♪

>> Dicky: ABC'S "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE," BROUGHT TO YOU BY BOOST

MOBILE.

♪

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" FROM MY

HOUSE.
IN JUST A LITTLE BIT WE WILL

SALUTE OUR HEALTHCARE HERO OF
THE WEEK WITH AN ASSIST FROM AN

NBA HALL OF FAMER.
TOMORROW NIGHT SARAH PAULSON

WILL BE WITH US.
AS WILL THE ROASTMASTER GENERAL,

JEFFREY ROSS. AND ON THURSDAY,
PHARRELL WILLIAMS.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
EMMY‐WINNING ACTOR AND

INCREDIBLE AVENGER.
HIS CRITICALLY‐ACCLAIMED

PERFORMANCE AS TROUBLED TWIN
BROTHERS IN THE DRAMATIC

MINISERIES "I KNOW THIS MUCH IS
TRUE" IS ON HBO, HBO MAX AND ALL

THE BABY HBO'S.
NOW PLEASE WELCOME, MARK RUFFALO.

HI, MARK.

>> HEY, JIMMY, HOW YOU DOIN',
MAN?

>> Jimmy: I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? SKB

>> I'M IN AN AIRBNB, A DEFUNCT,
CLOSE HOTEL IN NEW YORK.

AND I'M HERE BECAUSE OUR
INTERNET SUCKS.

HOW CAN WE NOT HAVE INTERNET?
RURAL NEW YORK AT THIS POINT?

SO I'M HERE BECAUSE THE INTERNET
WORKS HERE WAY BETTER THAN IT

DOES ON MY DIAL‐UP IN UPSTATE
NEW YORK, TWO HOURS FROM THE

GREATEST TECHNOLOGICALLY
ADVANCED CITY IN THE WORLD.

>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IT
MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT YOU HAVE

CRAPPY WI‐FI.
I THINK IT WOULD MAKE A LOT OF

PEOPLE FEEL GOOD.

>> YES, EAT IT UP.

>> Jimmy: SO WAIT, DO YOUR KIDS
NOT HAVE WI‐FI FOR GOING TO ZOOM

SCHOOL? ARE THEY DOING THAT?

>> WE HAVE SOME HOTSPOTS.
AND EACH KID HAS TO HAVE THEIR

OWN HOT SPOT, BECAUSE THEY
BARELY GET ENOUGH BANDWIDTH TO

DO THEIR HOME SCHOOLING.
AND ALL I ‐‐ SO THEY COME HERE

SOMETIMES TO DO IT, BUT ‐‐

>> Jimmy: REALLY?
WOW, DO THEY KNOW IF THEY

GRADUATED? MAYBE IT'S UNCERTAIN?

>> I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF
THEY DIDN'T GRADUATE.

BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A SAD
EXPERIENCE FOR THEM TO GRADUATE

OVER AN iPAD.

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

>> AND A COMPUTER.
IT WAS, MAN, I'M FEELIN' FOR

THESE KIDS, MAN.
THIS IS, THIS IS, IT'S NOT FAIR.

>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I KNOW
YOU'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF

GREAT REVIEWS FOR YOUR HBO MINI
SERIES, BUT I WANTED TO TELL YOU

THAT MY FATHER, JIM KIMMEL, HE
SPECIFICALLY TEXT THE ME,

BECAUSE HE WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT MY MOTHER AND HE ARE, THINK

YOU'RE FANTASTIC, AND I WATCH
YOUR SHOW, TOO, AND HE IS RIGHT

ON THIS ONE, YOU ARE FANTASTIC.
IT REALLY IS ‐‐

>> AH, MAN.

>> Jimmy: I WATCH THIS IN
WONDER, I MEAN, HOW DID YOU, HOW

DID YOU DO THIS?
YOU'RE PLAYING TWO CHARACTERS,

ONE OF THEM IS QUITE A BIT
HEAVIER THAN THE OTHER CHARACTER.

>> YES.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU GO BACK AND
SHOOT EVERYTHING IN CHUNKS?

OR HOW DID IT WORK?

>> YEAH, WE SHOT ALL OF ONE
CHARACTER, DOMINICK, WHOSE STORY

IT PRIMARILY IS.
I LOST 20 POUNDS TO DO DOMINICK.

AND THEN I TOOK SIX WEEKS OFF
AND PUT 30 POUNDS ON TO PLAY HIS

TWIN BROTHER, WHO'S LIVING WITH
SCHIZOPHRENIA.

AND THEN WEIGH SHOT THAT.
SO SOME SCENES WERE FOUR MONTHS

APART BETWEEN SHOOTING THEM.

>> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU JUST
LISTEN TO THE AUDIO TRACK?

OR IS THERE SOMEONE WHO STANDS
IN?

>> WE HAVE THIS AMAZING ACTOR
WHO IS A GREAT FRIEND OF OUR

INCREDIBLE DIRECTOR, AND HE
ASKED HIM TO PLAY OPPOSITE, HE

SAID YOU WANT TO PLAY MARK
RUFFALO'S BROTHER IN THE MOVIE?

HE SAID ABSOLUTELY.
HE SAID HERE'S THE THING, YOU'RE

GOING TO HAVE TO LOSE 20 POUNDS,
GAIN 30 POUNDS AND NEVER BE SEEN

ON SCREEN.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S TERRIBLE.
WHY DID HE MAKE HIM DO THE

WEIGHT THING?

>> YOU KNOW, HE ACTUALLY,
BECAUSE THEY WERE GOING, THERE'S

SOME SCENES WHERE IT'S ACTUALLY
HIS BODY AND MY FACE HAS BEEN,

HAS BEEN PUT ON IT.
IT'S NOT FAIR, BUT I HAVE TO

SAY, JIMMY, HIS NAME IS GABE
FAZIO.

AND THIS GUY, HE WAS SO GREAT,
AND HE WAS SO COMMITTED.

AND THE REASON THAT IT WORKS SO
WELL IS BECAUSE OF HIM.

>> Jimmy: COULD YOU WIN TWO
EMMIES FOR THIS?

BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING TWO
ROLES. YOU COULD TECHNICALLY RUN

AGAINST YOURSELF, COULDN'T YOU?

>> I WOULD, KNOWING ME, I WOULD
GET RUFFALO'D AND I'D CANCEL

MYSELF OUT AND LOSE BOTH
CATEGORIES.

>> Jimmy: IS THAT THE TERM?
RUFFALO'D?

>> THAT'S THE TERM MY FRIENDS
HAVE COME UP WITH.

>> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE
ANYTHING AWAY, BUT IT IS WELL

WORTH CHECKING OUT.
EACH NIGHT I'M GIVING A DONATION

TO CHARITY AND YOU CHOSE PUSH
BUFFALO.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Jimmy: IS THAT BECAUSE IT
RHYMES WITH ROUFFALO?

>> YOU KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT THE
SOLUTIONS PROJECT.

>> Jimmy: YES.

>> THE CLIMATE CHANGE.
PART OF WHAT WE DO IS, IS

BASICALLY REGRANT MONEY TO
FRONT‐LINE COMMUNITIES.

AND ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO, WE
DECIDED THAT 80% OF THE MONEY WE

WOULD GIVE TO THESE FRONT LINE
COMMUNITIES WOULD BE TO

ORGANIZATIONS LED BY WOMEN OF
COLOR. AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN

BUFFALO IS JUST, IT'S
TRANSFORMATIONAL.

THEY'VE TAKEN THAT
POST‐INDUSTRIAL TOWN, FULL OF

BROWNFIELDS THAT HAVE BEEN
POLLUTED BY INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION

AND CREATED THIS VIBRANT
COMMUNITY OF COMMUNITY SOLAR,

COMMUNITY HOUSING, LOW‐INCOME
HOUSING, GREEN ENERGY AND CLEAN

ENERGY JOBS AND WHOLE FOOD
SYSTEMS THAT THEY HAVE

REVITALIZED THESE BROWNFIELDS.
AND ARE GROWING FOOD THERE NOW.

IT'S ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING
CITIES IN THE UNITED STATES

RIGHT NOW FOR THE RESILIENCE.
AND IT'S LED BY THIS BEAUTIFUL,

POWERFUL AFRICAN‐AMERICAN
IMMIGRANT WOMAN. RAHA.

AND THE FUNNY THING IS, THE
CRAZY THING IS, THEY'VE ALSO

BEEN FIGHTING AGAINST POLICE
VIOLENCE, AND MARTY, THE GUY WHO

WAS SHOVED.

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

>> BY THE POLICE IN BUFFALO,
HE'S ONE OF OUR PUSH BUFFALO

MEMBERS.

>> Jimmy: WOW.

>> YES.

>> Jimmy: HOLY COW. WOW.

>> AND SO THIS IS HOW WE PARTNER
WITH THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE TO

GIVE THEM THE POWER TO LEAD US
AND TO BRING THEM, BRING THEM

INTO THE CONVERSATIONS THAT
WE'RE HAVING ON HOW TO MAKE THIS

WORLD MORE EQUITABLE, FAIRER,
MORE JUST AND CLEANER.

>> Jimmy: WELL, MARK IS ALWAYS
UP TO SOMETHING GOOD.

GO TO PUSHBUFFALO.ORG TO LEARN
MORE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, MARK, ALWAYS
A PLEASURE TO CHAT WITH YOU.

MARK RUFFALO, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OUR

HEALTH CARE HERO OF THE WEEK AND
A SURPRISE NBA SUPERSTAR, TOO.

>> TELL YOUR MOM AND DAD THANK
YOU AND I LOVE THEM.

>> Jimmy: I WILL.

>> BYE.

>> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU

BY PLANTERS.
A FAN OF DADS EVERYWHERE.

♪

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE" FROM MY HOUSE.

OUR HEALTHCARE HERO THIS WEEK IS
A CRITICAL CARE NURSE FROM

ATLANTA. PLEASE WELCOME NURSE,
MIKE KEARSE.

THEY CALL YOU MURSE MIKE?

CORRECT, MIKE?

>> YES, SIR, MEAURSE MIKE, THAT
THE MONIKER I GO BY.

>> Jimmy: AND YOU DON'T MIND?

>> NOT AT ALL.
I TOOK IT AND MADE IT A POSITIVE.

>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET THE
MASK OVER YOUR BEARD?

>> THERE'S ACTUALLY A MACHINE
CALLED A PAPER.

THE ASSIGNMENTS I HAVE BEEN
TAKING, I MAKE SURE I CAN USE

THE PAPPER.
IT'S A HOODED MASK AND GOES

UNDER MY BEARD AND CREATES
CONTINUOUS POSITIVE AIR FLOW AND

ALLOWS ANY CONTAMINATES THAT
MIGHT GET IN TO GET OUT.

>> Jimmy: YOU MUST LOVE THAT
BEARD.

>> I TRY NOT TO CUT IT.

>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING VERY HARD.

AND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN AT RISK.
LET'S BE QUITE HONEST.

YOU'RE RISKING YOUR LIFE THERE.
RISKING YOUR FAMILY.

IN FACT, I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE GOT
YOUR KIDS THERE.

IS THERE A PLAN FOR FATHER'S DAY
FOR YOU? DO YOU KNOW?

>> I'M SURE THERE'S SOME
SECRETIVE STUFF GOING ON, BUT MY

SON HAS ALREADY MADE A FATHER'S
DAY CARD. AND ‐‐

>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, BASKETBALL
THEMED.

>> YEAH, HE'S A BIG BASKETBALL
FAN.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU A BASKETBALL
FAN AS WELL, I UNDERSTAND?

YOUR TEAM IS THE LAKERS?

>> YES, SIR, ABSOLUTELY.
SINCE A LONG TIME AGO. YEAH.

>> Jimmy: IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE

WORTHY ON YOUR SHIRT, FOR JAMES?

>> NO, SIR, NOT FOR JAMES
WORTHY.

I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW
THAT, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE THAT

LOOK LIKE ME, THAT THEY'RE
WORTHY.

>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE HA LAKES
FAN, AND I WANT TO YOU MEET

SOMEBODY, HIS NAME IS IRVIN.

>> WHOA.

>> Jimmy: SAY HELLO TO MIKE.

>> I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE YOU,
SIR.

>> OH, WOW.
WELL, I AM HERE, AND I WANT TO

SAY THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU'RE
DOING FOR PATIENTS AND TAKING

CARE OF THEM AND RISKING YOUR
OWN LIFE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.

THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE AN
UNSELFISH PERSON, AND THANK YOU

FOR BLESSING ALL OF US.
YOU KNOW, NOT JUST THE PEOPLE IN

ATLANTA, BUT ALL OF US ARE
BLESSED WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

AND ALSO, TOO, I WANT TO SAY
HELLO TO THE BOYS AND YOUR WIFE,

ALSO, THANK THEM FOR WHAT, YOU
KNOW, PUTTING YOU, LETTING YOU

GO TO WORK EVERY SINGLE DAY AND
JUST TAKING CARE OF SO MANY

PEOPLE, AND JIMMY IS JUST THE
COOLEST DUDE, TOO.

>> Jimmy: THAT IS A GREAT POINT,
THANKI

THANKING YOUR FAMILY AS WELL.
TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK,

PHILLIPS WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU
$10,000 TO SPEND HOWEVER YOU'D

LIKE.
THEY'VE BEEN HELPING HOSPITALS,

SPOTLIGHTING HEALTH CARE WORKERS
LIKE YOU THROUGH THEIR EVERY DAY

HEROES CAMPAIGN AND THEY'RE ALSO
GOING TO SEND GIFT PACKAGES TO

JUR YOUR CO‐WORKERS IN ATLANTA TO
HELP WITH THEIR HEALTHY

ROUTINES.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S FOR YOU AND
YOUR FELLOW WORKERS, MIKE.

>> WE GOT A JERSEY FOR HIM, TOO.
I AUTOGRAPHED THIS JERSEY FOR

YOU, MIKE?

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, MY
BROTHER.

>> THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
I LOVE JIMMY, THAT'S MY MAN.

I'M GOING TO FLY YOU, YOUR WIFE,
AND YOUR TWO BOYS, WHEN THIS

THING SETTLES DOWN, NEXT SEASON
TO L. A., AND YOU'RE GOING TO

COME TO A LAKER GAME LIVE, MY
BROTHER, AND YOU GET TO TAKE THE

BOYS TO DISNEYLAND.

>> WOW, WOW. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> Jimmy: NOBODY BETTER THAN
MAGIC JOHNSON.

THANK YOU, MAGIC, AND THANK YOU
MIKE AND THANKS TO YOUR FAMILIES

AND HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO BOTH
YOU GUYS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> THANK YOU BOTH.
APPRECIATE IT.

>> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU

BY CREATIVE ROOTS, THE ALL‐NEW
CREATION THAT KIDS LOVE.

♪

>> Jimmy: THAT IS ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE.

I'D LIKE TO THANK MARK RUFFALO,
NURSE MIKE, MAGIC JOHNSON, AND

APOLOGIZE TO MATT DAMON.
SARAH PAULSON AND JEFF ROSS WILL

BE WITH US TOMORROW.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.