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♪ ♪ ♪ Captioning sponsored by CBS

♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW

♪ OH, OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪

>> JAMES: GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE!

I'M JAMES CORDEN AND WELCOME TO PEP BOYS.

OIL AND FILTER CHANGE TODAY?

SORRY, I'VE BEEN IN THIS GARAGE TOO LONG.

I FIGURE I MIGHT AS WELL START, YOU KNOW, DOING BOTH.

REG, HOW ARE YOU?

BAND, EVERYBODY GOOD?

THREE MONTHS WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS.

AND REG STILL CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO TAKE THE MIC OFF MUTE.

>> Reggie: HI.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: HOW'S THE REST OF

THE BAND.

EVERYONE GOOD?

>> WE'RE WONDERFUL.

OH, YEAH.

>> James: TIM, WERE THESE BALLOONS THERE YESTERDAY?

( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH, THREE MONTHS AND I

CAN'T STILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNMUTE MYSELF EITHER.

>> James: OH, MY GOD.

IT'S GOING VERY WELL.

IT'S LOVELY TO SEE ALL OF YOU AND YOUR SHINING BRIGHT FACES

TONIGHT.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO THE LEGENDARY KEVIN BACON LATER ON.

LATER ON WE'LL HAVE A SPECIAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE FROM THE

ICONIC RITA WILSON.

TWO FANTASTIC GUESTS, ONE GREAT SHOW.

I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

BUT FIRST, HERE'S A FEW JUST FOR YOU.

THIS IS "THREE THINGS."

S THREE THINGS S REGGIE, SHOULD WE START WIT

-- GIVE ME A NUMBER.

>> REGGIE: ONE.

>> JAMES: NUMBER ONE.

NOW, AS MUCH AS I TRY TO TUNE OUT EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IN HIS

PRESS CONFERENCES, HE THREW OUT A WHOPPER TODAY.

>> THESE ARE THE PEOPLE, THE BEST, THE SMARTEST, THE MOST

BRILLIANT ANYWHERE, AND THEY'VE COME UP WITH THE AIDS VACCINE.

THEY'VE COME UP WITH -- OR THE AIDS AND, AS YOU KNOW, THERE'S

VARIOUS THINGS AND VARIOUS COMPANIES ARE INVOLVED.

>> James: AN AIDS VACCINE!

WAIT UNTIL THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY HEARS THE GOOD NEWS!

ALL RIGHT, THIS IS JUST OCCURRING TO ME BUT, I... DON'T

THINK TRUMP KNOWS WHAT THE WORD VACCINE MEANS?

ACCORDING TO TRUMP, MOST DISEASES CAN EASILY BE CURED

WITH A STRICT REGIMEN OF "IGNORE IT, IT'LL GO AWAY."

TO BE CLEAR, THERE ARE TREATMENTS FOR H.I.V., BUT THERE

IS NO AIDS VACCINE.

MUCH LIKE DRINKING RED WINE IS A TREATMENT FOR A TRUMP

PRESIDENCY, BUT WILL NOT MAKE YOU IMMUNE.

BUT WHO BETTER TO GIVE HEALTH ADVICE THAN A PRESIDENT ABOUT TO

HOLD A 20,000-PERSON RALLY WITH NO MASKS IN THE MIDDLE OF A

PANDEMIC?

FORTUNATELY, THE DEMOCRATS ARE LOOKING FOR A TRUMP VACCINE, AND

WITH ANY LUCK WE'RE A FEW MONTHS FROM IT BEING WIDELY AVAILABLE.

I CAN'T EMPHASIZE ENOUGH, YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE MEDICAL OR ANY

OTHER ADVICE FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP.

HE IS NOT A DOCTOR, IN SPITE OF HIS--

>> JAMES: REGGIE, WHAT'S NEXT?

-- >> VERY, VERY LARGE BRAIN.

>> James: WRECKY, WHAT'S NEXT?

>> REGGIE: NUMBER TWO.

>> JAMES: NUMBER TWO.

LET'S FACE IT, BEING IN LOCKDOWN CAN GET MONOTONOUS, AND

SOMETIMES WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE MORE EXCITEMENT.

BUT NOT TOO MUCH.

( ( HORN HONKS )

( SCREAM ) THAT SCREAM SOUNDED FAMILIAR.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

♪ ♪

REGGIE, SHOULD WE GO ABSOLUTELY NUTS AND DO ONE MORE?

>> REGGIE: NUMBER THREE.

>> JAMES: NUMBER THREE.

WHILE MOST OF US HAVE SPENT A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME IN LOCKDOWN

CLEANING OUR HOUSES, AND EVEN MORE TIME COMPLAINING ABOUT

CLEANING OUR HOUSES, ONE MAN HAS TURNED HOUSEHOLD CHORES INTO--

I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT-- THE SONG OF THE SUMMER.

TAKE A LOOK.

♪ TIK TOK GRUB HUB ♪ ♪ ZOOM IS THE NEW CLUB ♪

♪ SIX FEET NO HUGS ♪ ♪ STILL BEAT THESE MUGS ♪

♪ SIX FEET ♪ ♪ .

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

>> JAMES: THAT IS THE SONG, "MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS" BY

THE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT TODRICK HALL, WHO YOU MIGHT KNOW FROM

HIS ROLES IN "KINKY BOOTS," "CHICAGO," AND "WAITRESS" ON

BROADWAY, HIS WORK AS A CHOREOGRAPHER AND JUDGE ON

"RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE," AND MOST RECENTLY ON THE COVER OF THIS

MONTH'S BILLBOARD MAGAZINE HE'S JOINING US NOW, WELCOME

TODRICK HALL.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> Reggie: I'M GOOD NOW AFTER THAT EPIC ICONIC INTRODUCTION.

>> James: IF YOU'VE GOT AN EPIC ICON, YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE

THEM AN EPIC ICONIC INTRODUCTION.

>> I CAN'T TAKE IT!

>> James: THERE'S SO MUCH TO CALCULATE YOU ON.

FIRST, THIS COVER IS SO BRILLIANT AND I THINK INCREDIBLY

SYMBOLIC.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR YOU TO BE ON THE COVER OF BILLBOARD

MAGAZINE CELEBRATING PRIDE THIS YEAR?

>> THIS YEAR MORE THAN EVER, THIS IS THE TIME -- I CAN'T

THINK OF A TIME BETTER FOR ME, AN OPENLY GAY, OPENLY BLACK --

AS IF I CAN'T BE OPENLY BLACK -- FOR ME TO BE ON THE COVER OF

THIS MAGAZINE MEANS SO MUCH, CELEBRATING MY FEMININE AND

MASCULINE SIDE IS SO AWESOME.

I'M SO GRATEFUL.

>> James: I THINK THIS PRIDE BILLBOARD IS INCREDIBLE PAGE TO

PAGE.

YOU WERE NAMED 2020 PRIDE PROM KING -- PROM QUEEN AND KING.

( LAUGHTER ) AND YOU'RE HEADLINING H.B.O.'S

TEN-DAY VIRTUAL PRIDE CELEBRATION THAT BEGINS ON

JUNE 18th.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR VIRTUAL PRIDE?

>> I TURNED MY LIVING ROOM WHICH IS ALREADY AN EXPERIENCE IN AND

OF TSELF INTO KIND OF A LIKE SEMISMALL POLYPOCKET VERSION OF

AN ARENA STAGE.

I HAD AN L.E.D. WALL IN HERE AND TWO DANCERS, COMPLETE WITH

MASKS.

I DID FOUR COSTUME CHANGES, IT WAS REALLY FUN AND I'M SO

EXCITED FOR PEOPLE TO SEE IT.

>> James: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.

YOU'VE SET THE BAR PRETTY HIGH FOR VIRTUAL EVENTS, SO I THINK

THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF EXPECTATION ABOUT THIS.

I'VE NOTICED YOUR SWEATER.

HAS THIS BEEN MADE FOR ME?

>> I THINK WE NEEDED TO CREATE A NAME BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN ON YOUR

SHOW FOR A WHILE.

IT WILL EITHER BE AN ICONIC DUO OR MUSICAL OR SOMETHING AT SOME

POINT.

I'LL SEND YOU ONE OF THESE IN THE MAIL.

>> James: I WOULD WEAR IT WITH ABSOLUTE PRIDE.

I LOVE IT.

TODRICK, EVERY SINGLE STAFFER ON OUR SHOW SINCE QUARANTINE HAS

BEGAN HAS BEEN OBSESSED WITH "MASKS, GLOVES, SOAPS, SCRUBS"

WHICH IS ON YOUR NEW D.V.D.

QUARANTEEN.

WE CHALLENGE EVERYONE TO MAKE A TIK TOK OF THEIR OWN AND YOU

WERE KIND ENOUGH TO COME IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND JUDGE

THAT CHALLENGE.

THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW" MASKS GLOVES SOAPS SCRUBS

TIK TOK CHALLENGE.

♪ ♪

>> Reggie: >> James: AT THE SHOW, HE'S

VERY ARTISTIC.

ANYTIME WE HAVE A CHALLENGE, HE WOULD ALWAYS RISE TO THE

OCCASION, IN MANY WAYS THIS CHALLENGE WAS MADE FOR CARTER.

LET'S SEE CARTER'S TIK TOK.

♪ UNTIL THEY SET US FREE, FREE THEN I'MMA LET YOU SEE

♪ WHATCHU GONNA LET THEM SEE?

MY MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS ♪ MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS

MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS ♪ MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS

MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS ♪ MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS

♪ >> James: I TOLD YOU IT WAS

MADE FOR HIM.

>> I HAVE A FEELING CARTER'S DONE THIS BEFORE.

I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT HAVE BUMPED INTO HIM ONCE OR TWICE IN WEST

HOLLYWOOD.

>> James: WE HAVE CARTER RIGHT HERE.

CARTER, HAVE YOU EVER BUMPED INTO TODRICK ON A NIGHT OUT.

>> WE ACTUALLY HAVE.

SERIOUS.

YES, WE HAVE.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> IF THIS WERE TINDER I WOULD 1,000 PERCENT SWIPE RIGHT ON

YOU.

YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE ABOUT TO MAKE A COUPLE EBONY AND

IVORY, MR. AND MRS. CARTER, IT'S HAPPENING!

>> James: CARTER, I'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE SPENT MUCH TIME VISUALIZING WHAT YOUR

BEDROOM LOOKS LIKE AND WHEN I SAW IT I SAID, YEAH, OF COURSE

THAT'S WHAT HIS BEDROOM LOOKS LIKE.

>> GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING.

>> James: TO TODRICK, WE KNOW YO CLEECIAL HAD A WONDERFUL TIME

WHEN YOU MET IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.

WHAT DID WE THINK OF CARTER'S TTIK TOK.

>> AWESOME JOB.

YOU ARE EQUALLY FABULOUS, JUDGING FROM YOUR ROOM, DETAIL,

COSTUME CHANGES, STRIPPING OF THE MASK, I LOVED IT, THE

CHOREOGRAPHY, YOUR SPRAY TECHNIQUE WAS GREAT, LOOKED LIKE

YOU HIT UP A GYM OFTEN, STRONG IN HOW YOU WERE HOLDING THAT

SQUIRT BOTTLE.

I WOULD GIVE THAT A 9 P .5 OUT OF 10.

>> James: THAT'S A HIGH SCORE.

WELL DONE CARTER, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WE EXPECTED NOTHING LESS.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GO TO OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

THIS IS JIM.

JIM MAKES SURE THAT EVERYTHING WE SHOOT IN THE GARAGE ENDS UP

ON TELEVISION.

IT'S AN IMPORTANT JOB.

JIM IS SOMEONE WHO'S IN A GREAT MOOD.

JIM WASN'T ON TIK TOK BEFORE THIS CHALLENGE.

>> THAT'S REALLY HARD TO BELIEVE.

>> James: WE'RE SURE JIM CAN FIGURE IT OUT.

TAKE A LOOK AT HIS TIK TOK NOW.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS TIKTOK, GRUBHUB

♪ TWINKS, JOCKS, BEARS, CUBS ZOOM IS THE NEW CLUB

IS THIS THING WORKING?” ( LAUGHTER )

>> James: SO THAT'S JIM.

JIM, COULD YOU PUT YOUR DRINK DOWN AND HELL A.

>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?

>> James: HOW ARE YOU, JIM?

DID JIM DO YOUR SONG JUSTICE?

>> WELL, JIM, I HAVE SEEN MORE FABULOUS VIDEOS IN MY LIFETIME.

I WILL HAVE TO GIVE YOU KUDOS FOR THE EDITING, AND I REALIZE

YOU NEEDED TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS BEFORE YOU DID THIS, SO RIGHT

NOW I WOULD SAY THIS IS A 4.5 OUT OF 10.

BUT I WILL SEND YOU A LEOTARD TIGHT PEARL NECKLACE IN THE MAIL

AND GIVE YOU A CHANCE FOR A REMIX ON THAT.

>> James: I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH, JIM IS

THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING SURE THIS SHOW AIRS.

AND THE LAST THING HE SAID WAS -- HE HAS TO PRESS A BUTTON AND

SEND IT.

AT THE END HE SAYS IS THIS RIGHT, IS THIS WORKING?

YOU ALWAYS BRING A SMILE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, JIM.

KIRBY IS A FIELD PRODUCTION ASSISTANT AT THE SHOW.

SHE'S WONDERFUL.

MANY OF US ARE PRETTY SURE SHE'S ONLY STAYING AT THE JOB AS AN

EXCUSE TO KEEP MEETING HARRY STYLES.

LET'S TAKE A LOOKT AT KIRBY'S EFFORT.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ WELCOME KISHY.

HEY, KIRBY.

>> HI.

>> James: NICE EFFORT.

BASED ON WHAT YOU SAW, IS KIRBY READY TO BE A QUARANTINE QUEEN?

>> I 100% THINK YOU'RE READY TO BE A QUARANTINE QUEEN.

I DID NOT EXPECT THE LEVEL OF EDITING AND SPECIFICS AND

CREATIVITY THAT YOU BROUGHT TO IT.

I LOVE THE HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS MOMENT WHERE YOU'RE COMING

OUT OF THE CLEANING SUPPLIES.

I LOVE THE EDITING.

I WAS REALLY COOL.

I FELT LIKE IT WAS READY TO BE PUT ON THE SCREEN AT EVERY GAY

CLUB AND I THINK THE GAYS WOULD BE LIVING FOR YOU, KIRBY.

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: MY BIGGEST TAKEAWAY FROM KIRBY'S TIK TOK IS KIRBY IS

THE ONE WHO'S BEEN STEALING ALL OF THE T-SHIRTS AND MUGS.

>> YEAH, THERE WAS NOT A LACK OF PROMO.

I'M GLAD EVERYBODY WHO FOLLOWS YOU ON TIK TOK IS GOING TO KNOW

EXACTLY WHERE YOU WORK.

>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH, KIRBY, A WONDERFUL EFFORT.

NEXT UP WE HAVE TUFAN.

TUFAN IS A WRITERS' ASSISTANT.

JUST LOOKING AT TUFAN, I ASSUME HE KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND

TIKTOK.

>> YEAH.

>> James: LET'S SEE HIS SUBMISSION.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS TIKTOK, GRUBHUB

♪ TWINKS, JOCKS, BEARS, CUBS ZOOM IS THE NEW CLUB

♪ SIX FEET, NO HUGS STILL BEAT THESE MUGS

♪ SICK BEAT, CUT A RUG JOE EXOTIC IS A THUG

♪ KITTY CAT CAT TELL ME CAROLE BASKIN

♪ WHERE IS THE HUSBAND EVERYONE'S ASKING?

♪ STIMULUS CHECK EVERYBODY BETTER CASH IN

♪ MASK AND GLOVES YEAH, THAT'S A NEW FASHION

♪ GIRL, WHAT DID THAT GIRL JUST SAY?

♪ GIRL, OOH GIRL!

I DON'T GO TO WORK >> WOW!

WHAT A JOURNEY!

>> James: TUFAN, PLEASE JOIN US.

DID TUFAN LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS TODRICK.

>> THAT WAS QUITE A JOURNEY.

THIS WAS PRETTY AWESOME.

>> I WAS DOING IT FOR THE WIKI FEED MOSTLY.

>> I HAVE A FEELING THAT IN YOUR VERY NEAR FUTURE YOU'RE GOING TO

HAVE STRANGE REQUESTS ON YOUR D.M.

SO BE CAREFUL.

>> THEY'RE OPEN.

>> James: THEY ARE OPEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, TUFAN.

A WONDERFUL EFFORT.

>> WOW!

>> James: FINALLY, WE HAVE OUR DIRECTOR TIM.

TIM IS, WITHOUT QUESTION, ONE OF THE FINEST AND SWEETEST HUMAN

BEINGS ON PLANET EARTH.

HE LIVES HIS FAMILY, ADORES HIS THREE DAUGHTERS WHO HAD TO HELP

HIM DOWNLOAD THE APP.

AND TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW LOVELY TIM IS, HE AND HIS WIFE

RECENTLY CELEBRATED THEIR 24th W TO CELEBRATE, HE INSISTED THEY

RE-CREATE THEIR WEDDING PHOTOS 24 YEARS LATER.

LOOK AT THAT.

HE IS A GORGEOUS SOUL.

TIM HAS DIRECTED EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF OUR SHOW.

HE IS 100% MORE COMFORTABLE BEHIND THE CAMERA THAN IN FRONT

OF IT AND, FRANKLY, WE WERE ALL SHOCKED THAT HE AGREED TO DO

THIS, BUT I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HE CAME UP WITH.

THIS IS TIM MANCINELLI.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ GIRL, WHAT DID THAT GIRL JUST SAY?

♪ GIRL, OOH GIRL!

I DON'T GO TO WORK ♪ I DON'T LEAVE, I STAY

I DON'T CARE I EAT, EAT, EAT ♪ AND SLEEP ALL DAY, OKAY

AND THEN I WATCH TV, YUP ♪ THAT'S JUST THE TEA, HUNTY

YES, MA'AM ♪ UNTIL THEY SET US FREE, FREE

THEN I'MMA LET YOU SEE ♪ WHATCHU GONNA LET THEM SEE?

MY MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS ♪ MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS

MASK, GLOVES, SOAP, SCRUBS >> WOW, OH, MY GOSH!

>> James: TIM, WE ARE SHELL SHOCKED!

LET'S SAY HELLO TO TIM.

THERE HE IS THERE!

TODRICK, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY TO TIM?

>> TIM, HONESTLY, I DON'T MEAN TO JUDGE YOU BY LOOKING AT YOU

BY FIRST APPEARANCE, BUT I HAD THE LOWEST OF EXPECTATIONS AND

YOU BLEW THAT OFF THE ROOF.

YOUR ATTENTION TO DETAIL YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAD THE

PEARL NECKLACE, BELT, SHOES AND GLOVES.

THAT WAS AMAZING.

>> James: I'M PLEASED YOU BROUGHT THAT UP, TODRICK.

HOW DID YOU JUST HAVE THAT STUFF LYING AROUND YOUR HOUSE, TIM?

>> WELL, I HAD THE BOOTS FROM A HALLOWEEN COSTUME, JAMES.

>> James: TIM, A STERLING EFFORT.

WELL, LOOK, IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.

TODRICK, I KNOW THIS IS DIFFICULT, BUT IF YOU HAD TO

PICK JUST ONE, WHO WOULD YOU CROWN THE WINNER OF "THE LATE

LATE SHOW" MASK, GLOVES, TIK TOK CHALLENGE.

>> THIS IS REALLY TOUGH.

CARTER, PLEASE DON'T NOT EXCEPT MY DATE I'M GOING TO OFFER YOU

VERY, VERY SOON, BUT I THINK I HAVE TO GO WITH TIM FOR

ATTENTION TO DETAIL.

TIM, YOU'RE THE WINNER.

I APOLOGIZE IF YOU AND YOUR WIFE DON'T MAKE IT TO A 25

25th ANNIVERSARY AFTER THIS.

>> James: TIM, THIS MUST BE A SHINING MOMENT FOR YOU.

>> THIS IS EVERYTHING.

BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER ACCOLADES.

>> James: THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

CONGRATULATIONS, TIM.

A WORTHY WINNER.

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE STUNNING TODRICK.

WILL YOU COME SEE US WHEN WE'RE BACK IN THE STUDIO?

>> CALL ME AND I WILL BE THERE.

>> James: KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK.

WE LOVE YOU HERE.

THAT WAS "THREE THINGS."

BACK WITH KEVIN BACON, EVERYBODY.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

>> James: WELCOME BACK.

OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OUTSTANDING GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING

ACTOR AND MUSICIAN AND ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE ON THE

PLANET.

THE BEAUTIFUL MR. KEVIN BACON!

HI, KEVIN.

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

>> James: SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

HOW YOU HOLDING UP DURING WHAT HAS BEEN THE CRAZIEST YEAR ON

PLANET EARTH?

>> I'M HOLDING UP EXCELLENTLY WELL.

I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AND FEEL A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF GRATITUDE

FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE A ROOF OVER MY HEAD AND FOOD TO EAT AND

THAT MY WIFE AND I ARE TOGETHER AND FEELING HEALTHY.

I WOULD BE REMISS NOT TO SAY HOW INCREDIBLY INSPIRED I AM BY

THESE YOUNG PEOPLE WHO ARE OUT THERE MARCHING AND, YOU KNOW,

PROTESTING FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE AND FOR "BLACK LIVES MATTER,"

IT'S REALLY KIND OF INSPIRING, AND I REMEMBER A VERY SHORT TIME

AGO LOOKING AT THAT GENERATION AND THINKING, WELL, YOU KNOW,

THEY'RE TOO INTO THEIR PHONES, OR THEY REALLY JUST WANT TO BE

ON INSTAGRAM, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE THINGS I CARED ABOUT

WHEN I WAS THAT AGE AND HAVING, YOU KNOW, LIVED THROUGH VIETNAM

AND, YOU KNOW, THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT AND THE WOMEN'S

MOVEMENT AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF.

I REALLY SAW THIS GENERATION SHORT, I THINK.

>> James: I THINK LOTS OF PEOPLE DID.

>> MY APOLOGIES, AND GOOD ON YOU AND KEEP IT UP.

>> James: NOW, YOU SAID YOU WERE WITH YOUR WIFE KYRA.

YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED 30 YEARS.

YOU TWO ARE CONSTANTLY BUSY WORKING.

IS THIS THE MOST TIME YOU'VE SPENT TOGETHER UNDER ONE ROOF IN

ONE SOLID BLOCK OF TIME?

>> I THINK SO.

>> James: HOW'S THAT BEEN?

IT'S BEEN GOOD FOR THE MOST PART.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WE'RE PEOPLE THAT WE'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE ONE

OF THE THINGS THAT'S MADE OUR MARRIAGE LAST IS THE FACT THAT

WE BOTH HAVE SUITCASES PACKED AND READY TO GO, YOU KNOW.

WE ARE VAGABONDS, AND A LOT OF TIME THE VAGABOND NATURE OF OUR

LIVES SEPARATES US FROM EACH OTHER.

BUT THAT'S GONE OUT THE WINDOW, BUT I GET UP PROBABLY ABOUT, YOU

KNOW, AN HOUR OR SO BEFORE HER AND HAVE MY COFFEE, READ THE

PAPER AND STUFF, AND SHE COMES DOWNSTAIRS, AND I REALIZED

SOMETHING ABOUT HER THAT I DIDN'T REALLY MAYBE UNDERSTAND

QUITE AS SPECIFICALLY AND THAT IS THAT SHE REALLY, REALLY LIKES

TO CHANGE HER CLOTHES, AND I REALLY DON'T LIKE TO CHANGE MY

CLOTHES THAT MUCH.

>> James: YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I SOMETIMES THINK I'M IN THE WRONG PROFESSION

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO GET INTO MULTIPLE COSTUMES IN

THE COURSE OF ONE DAY.

THAT'S ALWAYS KIND OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO ME.

BUT KYRA COMES DOWN IN THE MORNING AND SHE'S GOT ON THE

KIND OF SLEEPWARE AND SHE KICKS OFF THE DAY LIKE THAT, AND THEN

SHE MOVES TO AN EXERCISE OUTFIT AFTER COFFEE BECAUSE SHE DOES

EXERCISE.

I HEAR CRAZY JUMPING AROUND, THE FLOORS GOING LIKE THIS, AND I

DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING.

THEN SHE SAYS, WELL, I'VE GOT TO GET OUT TO MY EXERCISE THING AND

GET TO MORE -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE BUSINESS ATTIRE FOR THE DAY.

IT'S THE DAY'S BUSINESS ATTIRE.

I'M THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS, LET'S BE CLEAR ABOUT THAT.

>> James: NOTHING ELSE TO SEE, YEAH.

>> EXCEPT FOR THE OCCASIONAL ZOOM WHERE IT'S ONLY, LIKE, FROM

HERE UP.

I CAME IN THE OTHER DAY AND IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, AND

SHE WAS IN THESE, LIKE, KIND OF FAUX LEOPARD SKIN PUMPS, AND SHE

WAS STANDING IN THE KITCHEN WITH A FLYSWATTER FLY HUNTING, AND

SHE'S A VERY GOOD FLY HUNTER, BY THE WAY, SHE'S GOT A VERY STRONG

PREY INSTINCT.

SHE WAS THERE JUST KILLING THEM LEFT AND RIGHT IN THIS REALLY,

LIKE, AMAZING OUTFIT.

>> James: IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING IS HAPPENING IN OUR HOUSE.

THE EXACT SAME, MINUS THE FLY SWATTING, IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME.

>> YEAH.

>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE "YOU SHOULD HAVE

LEFT."

IT'S AN INTERESTING STORY.

TELL THEM WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.

>> I PLAY A GUY WHO HAS SOME QUESTIONABLE STUFF IN THE PAST

WHICH WE DON'T REALLY LEARN ABOUT AND HE'S MARRIED TO A

WOMAN WHO'S WAY TOO YOUNG FOR HIM PLAYED BY THE AMAZING AMANDA

SAFREY, AND SHE'S AN ACTRESS.

I HAVE SOME NAGGING DOUBTS ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.

IT SEEMS ON THE SURFACE IT'S GREAT, SHE SEEMS TO LOVE ME,

WE'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL 7-YEAR-OLD LITTLE GIRL, BUT, YOU KNOW, A

GENERATIONAL THING, SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME ON HER PHONE WHICH I

DON'T REALLY DO AND I'M WONDERING WHO SHE'S TEXTING AND

WHAT'S GOING ON THERE, AND SHE'S AN ACTRESS SO SHE HAS TO GO TO

THE SET, BE IN INTIMATE SCENES WITH PEOPLE.

SO THERE'S A NAGGING DOUBT WHERE I'M KIND OF THINKING TO MYSELF

DOES SHE REALLY WANT TO BE WITH ME?

I'M SOMEONE WHO'S NO LONGER AT MY SEXUAL POWER OR, YOU KNOW,

I'M GETTING ON, AS IT WERE.

AND WE DECIDE TO GO ON A VACATION BEFORE SHE'S GOING TO

START A BIG JOB, AND WE GET A KIND OF AIRBNB HOUSE IN WALES,

AND THE HOUSE -- TO SAY WE MADE A BAD CHOICE IN PICKING THIS

HOUSE WOULD BE THE UNDERSTATEMENT.

>> James: YOU'VE SHOT QUITE A FEW THRILLERS AND HORROR MOVIES

IN YOUR CAREER.

I'M WONDERING WHAT IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING A HORROR

FILM OR A THRILLER, BECAUSE IF YOU'RE DOING A COMEDY, YOU WILL

FINISH A TAKE AND THE DIRECTOR WILL GO, OH, THAT WAS REALLY

FUNNY.

WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING A HORROR FILM, DO PEOPLE GO, WHOO!

THAT WAS A SCARY TAKE!

THAT FELT SCARY THERE.

WERE YOU SCARED?

I FELT SCARED.

>> NO, IT'S REALLY -- I'VE GOT TO SAY THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN VERY

OFTEN.

BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT DOES EAT AWAY AT YOUR PSYCHE A LITTLE

BIT.

>> James: IN WHAT WAY?

WELL, IF YOU'RE ALL DAY SPENDING YOUR DAY TRYING TO

THROW YOURSELF EMOTIONALLY INTO A FEELING OF TERROR OR THREAT OR

DARKNESS OR GHOSTS OR WHATEVER IT IS, SOMETIMES YOUR DREAMS

BECOME REALLY KIND OF INTENSE.

I WAS DOING A HORROR MOVIE.

THE HORROR MOVIE WAS KIND OF A FUN, SILLY HORROR MOVIE CALLED

TREMORS, AND IT WAS ABOUT ME BATTLING THESE UNDERGROUND

WORMS.

BUT AT THE MOMENT THAT I WAS DOING IT, MY WIFE WAS EIGHT

MONTHS PREGNANT, ABOUT TO HAVE OUR FIRST CHILD, AND THERE WERE

A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON IN MY HEAD ABOUT MY FEARS OF HAVING TO

GROW UP, PROVIDE ANOTHER PERSON, AND THIS CAREER, THIS LIFE, ALL

KINDS OF STUFF THAT WAS ROLLING AROUND MY HEAD, AND I WAS SLEEP

WALKING QUITE A BIT, AND I WOULD PICK HER UP.

KEEP IN MIND, SHE'S EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT.

I WOULD CARRY HER OUT OF THE HOUSE THAT WE WERE RENTING AND

OUT INTO THE STREET, AND SHE WOULD STOP ME AND SAY, HONEY,

YOU'RE ASLEEP.

NO, I HAVE TO -- YOU KNOW, THEY'RE COMING FOR US!

I WAS REALLY LIKE A LUNATIC.

THE COMBINATION OF WHAT I WAS HAVING TO DO AS AN ACTOR DURING

THE DAY AND WHAT I WAS EXPERIENCING COMING UP IN MY

LIFE TURNED INTO A PERFECT STORM.

>> James: TALKING ABOUT TAKING YOUR WORK HOME, INCREDIBLE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT," WHICH IS

AVAILABLE ON V.O.D. THIS THURSDAY.

>> HEY, YOU GOT TO GET TO SLEEP, SWEETIE.

>> BUT THERE WAS A SHADOW ON THE WALL.

>> I KNOW IT'S FUN, BUT IT'S TIME TO SLEEP.

OKAY.

COME ON, SCOOCH DOWN, SCOOCH DOWN.

ALL THE WAY!

GRAB BUNNY!

OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT.

>> CAN YOU TURN OFF MY LIGHT, PLEASE.

>> OFF?

YES.

SURE?

YES.

OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.

>> GOOD NIGHT, PAPA.

>> James: OH, GOD!

MORE WITH KEVIN BACON WHEN WE COME BACK.

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>> James: WELCOME BACK.

WE'RE HERE WITH KEVIN BACON.

WE HAVE BEEN DOING LATE LATE SHOW AND TELL WHERE WE HAVE BEEN

ASKING OUR GUEST IFS THEY WOULD SHARE SOMETHING FROM THEIR HOME

WE MIGHT OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE WITH US THIS EVENING?

>> WELL, THIS IS -- YOU KNOW, I -- PEOPLE WON'T BE SURPRISED

TO FIND OUT WHEN YOU DO THESE KINDS OF THINGS, PEOPLE NOW

LEARNED THEY WANT TO SET UP THEIR BACKGROUNDS FOR VARIOUS

REASONS, BUT I HAPPENED TO BE SETTING THIS UP, AND I LOOKED UP

>> James: OH, MY GOD.

AND BECAUSE WE'RE IN A HORROR MOVIE, THIS IS A ROOM I HAVEN'T

BEEN IN FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, BUT WHERE DID THESE COME FROM?

I DON'T KNOW.

>> James: THIS IS GENUINELY YOUR HOUSE.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

>> YEAH, I KNOW.

IT'S CREEPY.

( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY CAME

FROM, BUT THEY WERE, LIKE, LOOKING DOWN AT ME.

BUT I ALSO HAVE THIS.

SPEAKING OF HORROR MOVIES.

>> James: OH, WOW.

THIS WAS A GIFT OF A "HOLLOW MAN" MASK.

"HOLLOW MAN" WAS A MOVIE I DID.

>> James: YEAH.

YEARS AGO.

THEY GAVE ME THIS -- I HAD TO WEAR THIS THING FOR, LIKE,

PROBABLY, I DON'T KNOW, SIX OR EIGHT MONTHS, AND IT WAS

HORRIBLE.

I HATED IT.

I HATED IT.

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATED WEARING THIS THING.

IT HAD TO BE GLUED TO MY FACE.

BUT WHEN WE WERE FINISHED, THE SPECIFICS MAKEUP ARTIST GAVE ME

THIS GUY.

>> James: THE COMBINATION OF THAT MASK AND THOSE DOLLS WERE

ALL A BIT SCARY.

REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST THIS EVENING?

>> Reggie: YES, I DO.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL )

-- KEVIN BACON!

>> James: OKAY, HERE WE GO.

>> Reggie: IF YOU EVER PASS BY OR IF YOU'RE WALKING ON YOUR

FLOOR AND YOU HEAR A CREEK EVERY TIME THAT YOU GO BY AND YOU KNOW

THAT THERE'S A SPECIFIC CREEK WHEN YOU STEP IN THAT SPECIFIC

LOCATION, DO YOU EVER WONDER IF YOU CAN FIX IT?

>> YES.

>> Reggie: THAT'S CORRECT.

>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

PLEASE THANK THE WONDERFUL KEVIN BACON.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, KEVIN.

ITS SO GREAT TO TALK TO YOU.

WHEN WE COME BACK, RITA WILSON WILL BE HERE.

COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

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>> YEAH, WE GOT TO GET BACK TO

THE SHOW, MAN.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELCOME BACK.

OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED SINGER-SONGWRITER, ACTRESS AND

PRODUCER.

WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE HER JOIN US.

THE ALWAYS LOVELY, RITA WILSON!

HOW ARE YOU, RITA?

HOW YOU DOING?

>> I AM SO GOOD.

IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU, SO NICE TO BE ON THE SHOW.

>> James: LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

THANK YOU.

>> James: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN THROUGH THIS PAST FEW MONTHS?

>> THANKFULLY, I'M ALL RECOVERED FROM CORONAVIRUS.

>> James: YEAH, AND FEELING GREAT AND JUST MISSING PEOPLE.

I'M MISSING, YOU KNOW, BEING WITH FRIENDS AND, YOU KNOW,

GETTING OUT AND ABOUT, BUT VERY THANKFUL TO BE HEALTHY AND BE

SITTING HERE WITH YOU, MISTER.

>> James: WE'RE SO GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE HEALTHY.

I WILL SAY I THINK YOU'VE HAD ONE OF THE MOST UNEXPECTED

ANNOUNCEMENTS DURING QUARANTINE, WHICH IS RITA WILSON IS WORKING

ON A SONG WITH NAUGHTY BY NATURE.

( LAUGHTER ) HOW DID THIS COLLABORATION OF

MAKING "HIP HOP HOORAY" COME AROUND?

>> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S INSANITY, FOR SURE, BUT WHEN I

WAS RECOVERING FROM CORONAVIRUS, I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A BRAIN

FOG AND I HAD DONE A MOVIE CALLED "BOY GENIUS" AND HAD TO

LEARN "HIP HOP HOORAY," THE NAUGHTY BY NATURE SONG, FOR THE

MOVIE, AND IT TOOK ME, LIKE, A MONTH TO LEARN IT BECAUSE IT'S

LIKE TRYING TO LEARN SHAKESPEARE WHEN YOU'RE FRENCH AND YOU DON'T

SPEAK ENGLISH, IT WAS SO COMPLETELY CRAZY.

SO I THOUGHT, WELL, MAYBE I CAN STILL REMEMBER THAT.

SO I GOT IT OUT AND I WAS, TO MY SURPRISE, I COULD REMEMBER MOST

OF IT.

SO I THOUGHT, WELL, I'LL JUST PUT THIS ON THE, YOU KNOW,

INSTAGRAM AND SEE IF, YOU KNOW -- IT WILL BE A WAY TO LET

PEOPLE KNOW I'M FEELING OKAY AND THAT NOTHING IS REALLY WRONG AND

I'M FINE.

AND I PUT IT ON AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WENT TO BED BECAUSE WE

WERE IN AUSTRALIA, AND THE NEXT MORNING WOKE UP TO THIS

INSANITY.

BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT IT WAS THAT NAUGHTY BY NATURE SAW IT

AND THEY WERE, LIKE, YES, WE GIVE YOU OUR STAMP OF APPROVAL

AND THAT TURNED INTO THIS WONDERFUL REMIX COLLABORATION

WHERE THE PROCEEDS GO TO THE MUSIC CARES COVID 19 RELIEF

FUND.

>> James: IT'S INCREDIBLE.

IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I NEVER SAW COMING AT ALL.

SHORTLY, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON A BREAK HERE IN THE SHOW, AND YOU

DO SOMETHING IN LAMB L.A. THAT MY D -- IN LOS ANGELES THAT MY

SON WANTS TO DO BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN NERVOUS, YOU ARE A FAN OF A

CAMPING TRIP.

>> OH, YES, LOVE IT.

>> James: DO YOU ACTUALLY CAMP OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF

HOLLYWOOD, GLAMOROUS GLAMPING EXPERIENCE?

>> WE'VE DONE BOTH VERSIONS OF IT.

>> James: OKAY.

ONE OF THE CAMPING TRIPS I LOVE IS ACTUALLY A RIVER RAFTING

TRIP WHICH IS SUPER FUN, AND THAT ONE I WOULD SAY TENDED TO

BE LIKE A HYBRID OF GLAMPING AND, YOU KNOW, HARD CORE.

SO WHAT I LOVED ABOUT THAT, THOUGH, WAS THAT, YOU KNOW, WHEN

YOU GO ON A CAMPING TRIP, YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUR GEAR.

ALL YOU REALLY NEED IS A GOOD, SOLID, WARM SLEEPING BAG AND

PARKA AND SOMETHING TO COVER YOUR EARS, BUT I SHOWED UP AND

PEOPLE HAD GEAR, YOU KNOW, LIKE THEY HAD TEAR-AWAY PANTS SO THAT

IF YOU WANTED TO JUST RIP OFF YOUR PANTS AND HAVE YOUR SHORTS

UNDERNEATH AND GO IN THE WATER, YOU COULD.

AND I WAS, LIKE, WHAT?

HERE I AM TRYING TO GET OUT, NOT STEP ON BUGS AND GET MY LEGS OUT

OF MY PANTS AND PUT ON A BATHING SUIT.

PEOPLE HAVE IT DOWN.

I DON'T HAVE THE WHOLE THING DOWN.

>> James: YEAH, THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I WORRY ABOUT WITH

CAMPING.

I ALWAYS LIKE THE STILL IMAGE, BUT IT'S THE ACTUAL MOVIE I'M

NOT SURE ABOUT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

NOW, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE SONG YOU'RE PERFORMING AFTER

THE BREAK.

WHERE'S MY COUNTRY SONG.

TELL ME ABOUT THE SONG BECAUSE IT'S GOT A WONDERFUL MESSAGE.

>> THANK YOU.

WELL, IT WAS -- I REALLY WANTED TO WRITE THIS SONG.

I WROTE IT WITH LEE DEWISE WHO WON AMERICAN IDOL YEARS AGO, I'M

SURE YOUR VIEWERS WILL KNOW HIM.

I HAD THIS TITLE OF "WHERE'S MY COUNTRY SONG" BECAUSE IT WAS

REALLY ABOUT SO MANY OF THE WOMEN I KNEW THAT WERE EITHER

SINGLE MOTHERS, A BIT ABOUT MY MOFL BECAUSE SHE WAS A HOUSEWIFE

AND SHE COOKED AND CLEANED AND DID ALL THOSE AMAZING THINGS,

BUT THE SPOTLIGHT IS NEVER REALLY SHINING ON THOSE WOMEN.

I WANTED TO SING AND WRITE ABOUT THE WOMEN WHO ARE NOT

NECESSARILY OUT FRONT AND CENTER ALL THE TIME.

>> James: WHAT A WONDERFUL THING.

YOU'RE GOING TO PERFORM IT AFTER THIS BREAK WHEN WE STICK AROUND.

MORE WITH RITA WILSON WHEN WE COME BACK.

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>> James: WELCOME BACK. PERFORMING HER LATEST SINGLE

"WHERE'S MY COUNTRY SONG," PLEASE WELCOME RITA WILSON!

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♪ 30 MINUTES 'TIL MY DRIVEWAY

SO TIRED, BEEN A LONG DAY ♪ I'VE HAD A LIFETIME OF WORRY

THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO ♪ STACK OF BILLS

ON THE FRONT SEAT ♪ HALF EMPTY TANK OF GASOLINE

A LITTLE ONE WAITING UP FOR ME ♪ I TURN ON THE RADIO

TO ANOTHER WHITE T-SHIRT ♪ AND A BACK ROAD

ANOTHER PERFECT LIFE ♪ THAT I'LL NEVER KNOW

'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS ♪ TO BE THE GIRL

IN THE HIGH HEELS ♪ LOOKING IN THE REAR VIEW

THERE'S NO ME AND YOU ♪ SO HOW CAN ALL

THESE SONGS BE REAL?

♪ IT'S NOT LIPSTICK AND A RED DRESS

♪ MORE LIKE A NAMETAG AND A PAYCHECK

♪ I WANNA BELIEVE BUT THEY DON'T KNOW ME

♪ THE RADIO KEEPS GETTING IT WRONG

♪ SO TELL ME WHERE'S MY COUNTRY SONG?

♪ WHERE'S MY COUNTRY SONG?

WHAT'S THIS LIFE ♪ THAT THEY'RE LIVIN'?

IS THERE SOMETHING I'M MISSIN'?

♪ WILL I LEARN IF I LISTEN?

I TURN UP THE RADIO ♪ TO ANOTHER WHITE T-SHIRT

AND A BACK ROAD ♪ ANOTHER PERFECT LIFE

THAT I'LL NEVER KNOW ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW

HOW IT FEELS ♪ TO BE THE GIRL

IN THE HIGH HEELS ♪ LOOKING IN THE REAR VIEW

THERE'S NO ME AND YOU ♪ SO HOW CAN ALL THESE

SONGS BE REAL?

♪ IT'S NOT LIPSTICK AND A RED DRESS

♪ MORE LIKE A NAMETAG AND A PAYCHECK

♪ I WANNA BELIEVE BUT THEY DON'T KNOW ME

♪ THE RADIO KEEPS GETTING IT WRONG

♪ SO TELL ME WHERE'S MY COUNTRY SONG?

♪ WHERE'S MY COUNTRY SONG?

SOMETIMES I GET LONELY ♪ SOMETIMES I CAN'T SLEEP

BUT I WOULDN'T TRADE ONE THING ♪ FOR A RHINESTONE FANTASY

BUT I WOULDN'T TRADE ONE THING ♪ FOR A RHINESTONE FANTASY

NOW I'M SITTIN' IN MY DRIVEWAY ♪ IN MAMA'S ARMS

I CAN SEE HIM WAVE ♪ IN HIS WHITE T-SHIRT

AND I'M BACK HOME ♪ I TURN OFF THE RADIO ♪

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. RITA WILSON, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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>> James: TOMORROW NIGHT: CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN

NEWSOM, PLUS MUSIC FROM DOJA CAT.

WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.

GOODNIGHT.

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