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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch free HD Movies and TV Shows at StreamingSites.com 2 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:50,084 [ Woman ] PLEASE, THIS WAY. THIS WAY. 3 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:54,222 COME ALONG. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 4 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,557 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. COME ON. 5 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,393 WALK WITH ME. RIGHT HERE. LET'S GO. 6 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,562 ALL RIGHT. 7 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:06,267 PLEASE, BACK. THANK YOU. 8 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,204 [ Children ] OOH ! [ Girl ] IT'S KEVIN ! 9 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:13,141 WHERE IS THAT KEVIN FRANKLIN ? 10 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,543 COME ON, BOBBY ! GET THAT QUARTER ! 11 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,579 HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO MAKE THAT 20%, HUH ? HUH ? 12 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:22,650 GET THAT ONE OVER THERE. FORGET THE PENNY. GET THE QUARTER. 13 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,586 KEVIN ! [ Splash ] 14 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:29,390 - BOBBY, GET OUT OF THE WATER. - IT'S NOT MY FAULT. YOU MADE ME BUDDIES WITH KEVIN. 15 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,724 [ Children Laughing ] SISTER, 16 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,462 I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO HELP HIM RETRIEVE HIS GLASSES AND HE FELL IN. 17 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,730 WHAT COULD I DO ? 18 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,732 OOH ! OOH ! 19 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:42,102 IT'S A MIRACLE ! I MADE A WISH AT THIS FOUNTAIN... 20 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,438 AND NOW MY POCKETS ARE STUFFED WITH COINS. 21 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:48,276 - HALLELUJAH ! - PUT IT BACK NOW ! 22 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,680 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ORPHAN THAT EVER GREW UP IN PITTSBURGH ? 23 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:56,850 - NO. JUST THE POOREST. - WELL, DID YOU KNOW THAT, UM... 24 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,453 HE WAS AN ORPHAN TOO ? [ Children Groan ] 25 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,855 - EVERYWHERE WE GO, SOMEONE'S AN ORPHAN. - [ Children ] UH-HUH. 26 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:07,328 POSEIDON LEARNED TO APPLY HIMSELF AT SOMETHING OTHER THAN MISCHIEF, 27 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,164 AND HE BECAME RULER OF THE SEA. 28 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:13,634 I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS CHICKEN OF THE SEA. I DON'T WANNA BE NO PO' SEIDON. 29 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,603 WHEN I GET BIG, I'M GONNA BE RICH. 30 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,605 [ Children Laughing ] 31 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:22,142 GO ON, LAUGH. WHEN I'M GROWN UP, I'M GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE DRIVIN' A PORSCHE. 32 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:25,379 ** [ "Green Onions" ] 33 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,116 HEY, GIRL. 34 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,519 UH-UH. [ Gears Grinding ] 35 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,359 [ Backfiring ] 36 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,862 WHEN I MAKE MY BIG MONEY, EVERYBODY IN PITTSBURGH GONNA BRAG ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW ME. 37 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,498 THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE. I'LL BE ALL OVER THE RADIO. 38 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:48,702 WAKE UP, PITTSBURGH ! THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE STATION, WKFD, 39 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,704 WITH KEVIN FRANKLIN DOWNTOWN. 40 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:54,208 AND SPEAKIN' OF KEVIN FRANKLIN, LAST NIGHT OUR CITY'S HOMEBOY... 41 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:57,211 CLEANED UP AT THE INTERNATIONAL HUMAN BEING SOCIETY AWARDS. 42 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:02,683 LET'S RUN THAT TAPE, JIM. [ Imitating Rewinding Tape ] 43 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,652 [ Beeps ] 44 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,654 GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 45 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,390 TONIGHT WE ARE HONORING A VERY SPECIAL MAN. 46 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:13,527 THIS YEAR, THE INTERNATIONAL HUMAN BEING SOCIETY ANNUAL RECIPIENT... 47 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:17,197 HAS WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, THE PULITZER PRIZE, 48 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,367 THE BUSINESSMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD, 49 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,369 THE HEISMAN TROPHY, 50 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,371 THE HARRIET TUBMAN RUN FOR FREEDOM, 51 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:27,074 THE PAUL ROBESON BEST NEGRO ACTOR OF THE CENTURY, 52 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:30,077 AS WELL AS THE AUNT JEMIMA BIGGEST PANCAKE IN THE 'HOOD COOK-OFF. 53 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,212 HE ALSO HAS ENDED WORLD HUNGER, 54 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,248 REVERSED THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT... 55 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,551 AND INTRODUCED THE WORLD TO THE NEW FLAVOR OF POP TART: 56 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,288 THE SPAM/SALMON CROQUETTE TOFUTTI. 57 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:44,292 AND EVEN THOUGH HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS THE SIZE OF FOUR OR FIVE SMALL COUNTRIES, 58 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:47,528 KEVIN FRANKLIN IS A MAN WHO CARES ABOUT THE WORLD. 59 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:53,401 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I GIVE YOU KEVIN FRANKLIN FROM PITTSBURGH. 60 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,737 [ Imitating Roaring Crowd ] 61 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,072 OH, NO, THA-- NO. 62 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,375 OH, I'M SO ASHAMED. OH. 63 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,611 I'M SO ASHA-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 64 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:08,616 I'VE WON MANY AWARDS IN MY LIFE, BUT I THINK TONIGHT IS A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT FOR ME. 65 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,651 FIRST OFF, I'D LIKE TO START BY SAYING, UH: 66 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:14,121 WHERE'S THE CHECK ? THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 67 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,790 GET THAT OUT OF HERE ! IF I COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, I WOULD. 68 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,460 NOT FOR FREE, BUT I'D DO IT AGAIN. 69 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:22,563 HONESTLY, PEOPLE. HONESTLY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 70 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,099 THANKS. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU, PEOPLE. THANK YOU. 71 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,101 I'LL CALL YOU. THANK YOU. I GOTTA GO. 72 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:30,404 CAN'T WAIT TO WIN THE BIG MONEY, JACK. 73 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:33,106 EVERYBODY WILL BE RIDIN' WITH ME THEN. 74 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:41,214 [ Horns Honking, Car Alarms Blaring ] 75 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,787 [ Man ] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ! [ Men Shouting ] 76 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:51,325 OH, YEAH. YEAH, BABY. TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL. 77 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:56,497 MAN, YEAH ! HA-HA ! YEAH ! WHAT'S UP, RALPH ? THAT'S JUICE IN THERE, RIGHT ? 78 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,499 HEY, WHAT'S UP ? WHAT'S UP ? 79 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,501 HEY, WHAT YA ALL DOIN', MAN ? 80 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,371 SAY, WHAT YA ALL DOIN' ? CAN I SHOW YOU HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME ? 81 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:06,374 - WHO LET THIS 50-YEAR-OLD MAN IN THE SCHOOLYARD ? - GIVE ME THE BALL. 82 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,276 I'M GONNA GIVE A CLINIC, AND I AIN'T GONNA PUT THE GROCERIES DOWN. 83 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,512 - SHOW HIM WHAT'S HAPPENING ! - OH ! WHO'S NEXT ! 84 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,882 - MY GRANDMOTHER PLAYS BETTER THAN YOU ! - HOLD THE BAG ! SUCKA ! 85 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:18,552 - GRAND FINALE ! YEAH ! - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 86 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:22,523 IF I WAS GONNA DO YOUR HAIR, I WOULD PULL THIS OUT. I WOULD GO TO A NATURAL COLOR. 87 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:26,794 BUT THAT'S YOU, BABY. BE WHAT YOU ARE. HERE'S SOME ACTIVATOR. KEEP IT WET. CATCH Y'ALL. 88 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,830 - CHECK OUT. HEY, CHECK OUT. HEY, YO, KEV ! - WHAT ? 89 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:33,667 YOU MAKE THAT MILLION YET ? YEAH, I'M ON MY WAY, MAN. I'M ON MY WAY. 90 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,537 HE GOT A BUNCH OF TAPES AT THE HOUSE. HE GONNA WIN A MILLION DOLLARS. 91 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:39,072 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 92 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,209 WHAT DO YOU SAY, BROTHER ? 93 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,712 - JUST BE STILL. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. - LARRY ! 94 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,747 KEVIN ! HEY, KEVIN, COME HERE ! WAIT ! 95 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,383 HEY, MAN, WHERE YOU GOIN' ? YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' TO YOU ? 96 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,519 - CAN'T STOP ! - KEVIN ! 97 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,521 KEVIN ! 98 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,256 [ Kung Fu Yell ] 99 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:01,228 TIME FOR "COOKIN' IN THE KITCHEN WITH KEVIN FRANKLIN." 100 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:04,197 WHAT DO WE HAVE ? OH, WE HAVE SALT FOR THE CHILDREN. 101 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:06,199 WE HAVE CHOLESTEROL FOR THE ADULTS. 102 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,369 WE HAVE FAT FOR THE FAT PEOPLE AND SUGAR FOR THE SUGAR-HOLICS. 103 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,572 AND FOR THE GROWN FOLKS, MICKEY D'S. 104 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,741 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 105 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:18,546 BIG GULP FOR A BIG GUY ! HA-HA-HA ! YES. 106 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,449 GUESS WHAT, SHAFT. 'BOUT TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS. 107 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:25,453 CHECK THIS OUT. I'M GONNA BUY YOU A NEW CRIB, GET YOU A SWIMMIN' POOL. 108 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,689 WHO KNOWS ? MAYBE WE'LL GET YOU SOME GIRL HAMSTERS. YEAH. 109 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,759 SHOW ME THE WAY, MAN. IT'S TIME TO MAKE MONEY. 110 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:35,729 [ TV Announcer ] FROM BEAUTIFUL WAIKIKI BEACH IN HONOLULU, HAWAII, 111 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:38,566 PLEASE JOIN OUR HOST JOHN DAVIDSON. 112 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,802 - ALOHA. - ALOHA. 113 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,139 DO WHAT ALMOST 700,000 AMERICANS HAVE DONE. 114 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:49,543 USE DAVE DEL DOTTO'S WEALTH-BUILDING MATERIALS... 115 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,612 AS YOUR MEANS TO YOUR END. 116 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:56,584 RESTORE YOUR FAITH AND YOUR PASSIONS AS WE MOVE TO ACHIEVE OUR DREAMS. 117 00:06:56,617 --> 00:07:01,722 SING, JOHN. * AND WHEN YOUR DAYS SEEM CLOUDY * 118 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:05,793 * AND YA DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO * 119 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,895 * HEY HO 120 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,565 * HEY HO GO, JOHN ! GO, JOHN ! KEVIN ! HELP ! 121 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,601 * GET A HAIRBRUSH FOR YOUR BIG HEAD * 122 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,603 * SCOOBY-DOOBY OOBY-OOBY * 123 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,605 * CHABBA-DABBA CHABBA-DABBA * KEVIN ! 124 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,607 * JUST A MINUTE ** [ Singing Gibberish ] 125 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,742 - KEVIN ! - SHH, MAN ! I'M WATCHIN' THIS TAPE ! 126 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,144 WHY DO YOU THINK I'M WAVIN' AT YOU ? 127 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:27,815 IT'S HEAVY. IT'S YOURS. TAKE IT, KEVIN. 128 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,850 I'M TRYIN' TO WATCH THE TAPE. 129 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,152 OH, REALLY ? YOU LIKE THIS SHOW, HUH ? 130 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,188 THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS DAVE DEL DOTTO'S NEW TA-- 131 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,491 THEY DELIVERED THIS TO ME 'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T HERE. WHAT IS IT ? 132 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:40,093 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS ? 133 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,330 I'M OUTTA HERE. I'M NOT LA TOYA JACKSON. I'M NOT PSYCHIC. 134 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:46,767 NO, WAIT, LARRY ! THIS IS-- OH ! I BEEN WAITIN' FOR THIS ! 135 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,336 MAN, THIS IS IT ! MAN, I'M TOO EXCITED. 136 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:52,439 [ Panting ] 137 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,843 - YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REPRESENTS, DON'T YOU ? - A BIG WASTE OF MONEY. 138 00:07:55,876 --> 00:08:01,515 YOU HAVE NO VISION ! THE ENTIRE 1994 BASEBALL SEASON. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ? 139 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:06,119 I GOT KEN GRIFFEY, JR., HERE, BARRY BONDS, JOSE CANSECO. 140 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,288 PEOPLE SPEND BIG MONEY FOR BASEBALL CARDS, 141 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,390 BUT IF THEY GET HURT, IT'S EVEN WORTH MORE MONEY ! 142 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,360 SAY ONE OF THEM'S GOIN' TO THE CAR AFTER A GAME, GETS HIT. POW ! 143 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:17,497 I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT HAPPEN, BUT IF IT DOES, I'M GETTIN' PAID. 144 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:20,868 - THIS IS GONNA BE HUGE ! - LARGE ! GIGANTIC ! 145 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,537 [ Wheezing ] JUST LIKE ALL YOUR OTHER IDEAS, KEVIN. 146 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:26,506 IS THAT ANY KIND OF WAY TO ENCOURAGE YOUR BEST FRIEND ? 147 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,810 I DIDN'T ASK FOR NONE OF THIS ! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND ! 148 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,746 - [ Wheezing, Panting ] - SEE ? LOOK, SEE ? YOU GET UPSET, SEE WHAT HAPPENS ? 149 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,748 COME ON, MAN, NOW, BREATHE. BREATHE ! 150 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:38,218 YOU CAN'T HOLLER AT ME LIKE THIS. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU IN THIS CONDITION. 151 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,521 THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT. I KNOW THIS ONE'S GONNA WORK, MAN. I FEEL IT. 152 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:45,225 GOT A BLOOD-- BLOOD SUGAR DIP. I NEED SOME DINNER. 153 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:49,262 DIN-- OH, LYNN. I TOLD LYNN I WAS GONNA MEET HER. SHE'S GONNA KILL ME ! 154 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,307 OUCH ! [ Horns Honking, Alarms Blaring ] 155 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:05,412 [ Chattering ] HEY, LYNN ! 156 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:07,414 IT'S REAL SIMPLE. 157 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,516 HEY, LYNN, HOW YA DOIN' ? I'M SORRY. GOOD NIGHT. 158 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,219 I'M SORRY. GOOD NIGHT. IT'S NICE MEETING EVERYBODY. 159 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,221 LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN, OKAY ? 160 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,223 YOU STOOD ME UP. 161 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,526 YOU EMBARRASSED ME. YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL IN FRONT OF MY BOSS. 162 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,528 LOOK, I'M SORRY. I CAN EXPLAIN, ALL RIGHT ? 163 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,532 I'M GLAD I'M STILL HERE, SO I CAN SLAP YOUR FACE. DON'T SLAP ME, ALL RIGHT ? 164 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,567 [ Grunts ] 165 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,703 LYNN ! LYNN, WE'RE IN THE STREET ! 166 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:33,273 [ Horns Honking ] LYNN, I'M SERIOUS. THIS ONE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES. 167 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,309 I FEEL IT IN MY BONES. THIS BASEBALL CARD THING IS GONNA BE BIG. 168 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,779 I'M NOT JUST DOIN' THIS FOR ME. I'M DOIN' THIS FOR US. 169 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,781 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE. 170 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,584 OH, KEVIN, MONEY DOESN'T BUY PEOPLE OR LOVE OR HAPPINESS. 171 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,721 IT ONLY BUYS THINGS. THAT'S THE POINT ! 172 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:51,491 WHEN ARE YA GONNA GROW UP ? LOOK. I'M GROWIN' NOW. SEE ? I'M GROWIN' NOW. 173 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,560 I'LL CHA-- BABY, I'LL CHANGE. [ Horn Honks ] 174 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,796 HEY, I'M TRYIN' TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT ! GET OUT OF MY WAY ! 175 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,832 LYNN, I'M GONNA CHANGE. I'LL GET A REGULAR JOB. 176 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:02,169 KEVIN, YOU'RE 35. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CHANGE. 177 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,171 LYNN, DON'T-- IF YOU DRIVE AWAY, 178 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,173 I'LL BE STANDING HERE POINTING ! 179 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,242 LYNN ! LYNN ! 180 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,479 [ Chattering, Laughing ] 181 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,691 HOW COULD YOU SAY I NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU ? 182 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:27,828 JACQUELINE SAYS THAT I'M A BETTER PERSON NOW, AND I KNOW I OWE THAT ALL TO YOU. 183 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:32,365 - OOH ! - [ Laughing ] 184 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,335 - UH-UH. - GONNA SMASH MY FACE ? 185 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,504 OH ! 186 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,472 LIKE HELL. 187 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,342 OH. OH. OH. OH. 188 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,349 GET THE LIGHTS ! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE ! COME ON ! COME ON ! 189 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:53,453 - WHO IS IT ? PAULY ! MY PEOPLE ! - GET OUT OF THE WAY ! 190 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,555 WHAT'S UP, PAULY ? HEY, HOW YA DOIN' ? 191 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,557 - WHERE'S THE DOUGH ? - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO NICKY ? 192 00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:00,193 NICKY RETIRED. THIS IS MY KID BROTHER JOEY. 193 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,362 I'M TEACHIN' HIM THE BUSINESS. HEY, WHAT'S UP, JOEY ? 194 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,631 - HOW YA DOIN' ? - YOU'RE A BIG GUY. YOU HUNGRY ? 195 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,501 LOOK, I GOT THESE NEW POP TARTS, MAN, THAT-- COOL, WITH THE FROSTING STUFF ON TOP. 196 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,871 WHAT ? COME ON, PAULY, I WAS HUNGRY ! YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY ! 197 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,741 - YOU DON'T NEVER LET ME EAT. - YOU'RE ALWAYS EATIN'. ALWAYS STUFFIN' YOUR FACE. 198 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,678 - WHY DO PEOPLE BUY THIS CRAP ? - HEY ! WHERE'S THE DOUGH ? 199 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,548 - IS THAT THE ONLY THING HE KNOWS HOW TO SAY ? - YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY ? 200 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,751 - UH-UH. - DON'T BE FUNNY. - [ Grunts ] 201 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,353 - I DON'T FEEL FUNNY. - NO. 202 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:30,223 - WHERE'S THE DOUGH ? - GUYS, THAT'S A FAIR QUESTION. 203 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,526 I BORROWED $5,000, AND YOU WANT YOUR MONEY BACK, RIGHT ? 204 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,430 FIFTY THOUSAND. THAT'S RIGHT. INTEREST AND LATE PENALTIES HAVE ACCRUED. 205 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,599 ACCRUED ! FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ? 206 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,769 UH-HUH. I GUESS THAT SIGN IN FRONT... 207 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,370 OF THE BUILDING SAID "NO QUESTIONS ASKED." 208 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,073 GUESS I SHOULD'VE ASKED A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS, RIGHT ? 209 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,877 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S UP, OKAY ? MOST OF MY BUSINESSES ARE IN THE START-UP PHASE. 210 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,212 I'M MOVIN' IN INVENTORY, TRYIN' TO MAKE MONEY HAPPEN. 211 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,614 I GOT SOMETHIN' YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. I-- 212 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,517 UH, THESE BASE-- AMERICA LOVES BASEBALL. 213 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,520 THEY BUY THESE. YOU ALMOST SMELL THE MONEY, SEE ? 214 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,523 THIS'LL BE BIG MONEY. CHECK IT OUT, JOEY, MAN. GO AHEAD, SPECULATE. 215 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,227 OR JUST CHEW THE GUM. THAT'S AN OPTION. WHAT'RE YA DOIN' ? 216 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,296 SPIT IT OUT. WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? 217 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,298 SPIT IT OUT ! LISTEN TO ME, FRANKLIN. 218 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,734 HAPPY'S GETTIN' PISSED. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HAPPY GETS PISSED. 219 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,736 HE'S NOT HAPPY. 220 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,372 AND WHEN HE'S NOT HAPPY, HE'S PISSED. YA FOLLOW ME ? 221 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,375 WE WANNA KEEP HAPPY HAPPY. THAT'S RIGHT. 222 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:26,613 NOW, THE WAY I SEE IT-- CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, JOEY. 223 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,382 WE GOT TWO OPTIONS: 224 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:34,421 A, WE GIVE YOU ANOTHER DAY. OR THEN B, WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW... 225 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,423 AND SAVE OURSELVES SOME AGGRAVATION. 226 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,459 I'M GONNA GO WITH A. [ Laughing, Snorting ] 227 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:45,098 - COME HERE. COME HERE. - HUH ? WHAT ? 228 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:48,301 GET OVER HERE. GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW ! 229 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,904 - COME HERE ! WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? - NOTHIN'. 230 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:54,774 I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL GOOD WITH THAT OPTION A AND B. 231 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:58,812 WE'RE THREATENIN' SOMEBODY HERE. YOU'RE UNDERMININ' THINGS ! 232 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,780 PAULY, HE'S LEAVIN'. 233 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,783 I WAS GONNA FEED MY HAMSTER. MY HAMSTER HASN'T EATEN ALL DAY. YEAH, YEAH ! 234 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,786 YOU GOTTA FEED 'EM, MAN, 'CAUSE THEY'RE VERY SENSITIVE. 235 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,424 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? 236 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,661 I WANT $50,000 TOMORROW OR YOU'RE DEAD. 237 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:18,131 YA HEAR ME ? AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SKIPPIN' TOWN. 238 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,133 THAT SOUNDS FAIR. 239 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,203 ONE WAY TO NASSAU, BAHAMAS. AND YOUR NAME ? 240 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,706 CLARENCE. CLARENCE WILLIAMS III. HA-HA. YEAH. 241 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,843 THANK YOU, MR. WILLIAMS. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 242 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,678 JOEY, CUT IT OUT ! CUT IT OUT ! 243 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,781 JUST YOU AND ME, SHAFT. YOU'LL BE THE COOLEST HAMSTER IN THE BAHAMAS. 244 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,351 - THERE HE IS. - THINK WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT, MAN. I THINK WE MADE IT. 245 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:42,455 WHAT ? OH, MAN. YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED US. DIDN'T HE, JOEY ? 246 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,624 REALLY DISAPPOINTED US. NICE GLASSES, THOUGH. 247 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,693 CUT IT OUT. COME ON. 248 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,862 THE IMPORTANT THING IS I LEARNED SOMETHING. SHUT UP. 249 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,164 CHOIR MEMBERS, PLEASE STAY TOGETHER. 250 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,535 - LOOK ! DENZEL ! DENZEL WASHINGTON ! - [ Screaming ] 251 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:59,706 DENZEL WASHINGTON HERE IN THE AIRPORT ! HE'S IN THE AIRPORT ! 252 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:03,810 - OH, GET OUT OF MY WAY ! - EXCUSE ME. SICK HAMSTER. SORRY. EXCUSE ME ! 253 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,846 - LOOK OUT, PEOPLE ! - GET OUT OF THE WAY ! 254 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,482 WHOO ! GOOD-BYE. SORRY. 255 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,684 [ Shouting ] SORRY, MISTER. 256 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,658 - [ Man ] MOVE THE KID ! - MOMMY ! 257 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,628 - AW, COME ON. - [ Man ] MOVE IT ! 258 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,732 SHAFT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HELP ME, BUDDY. 259 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:31,371 SHAFT, I ALWAYS SAID WHEN THE END CAME, IT WAS GONNA BE YOU OR ME. IT'S GONNA BE YOU. 260 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,207 I LOVE YOU. A RAT ! IT'S A RAT ! 261 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,543 - [ People Screaming ] - THERE HE IS ! 262 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,546 OW ! IT BIT ME ! I GOT RABIES ! 263 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,382 OUT OF THE WAY ! [ Screaming Continues ] 264 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,218 GET ME THROUGH ! GET ME THROUGH ! 265 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,221 EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 266 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:51,091 - MOVE ! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE ! WHOA ! - OOH ! 267 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,193 - SLOW DOWN THERE, FELLA ! - DID YOU SEE HIM ? 268 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,229 I THOUGHT I SAW HIM. I ALMOST SAW HIM. WHAT DO YA MEAN ? 269 00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:01,668 [ Panting ] OKAY, COME ON. 270 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,438 I TOLD HIM I'D PICK HIM UP OUT HERE. 271 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,375 WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE, DAD ? WELL, HE'S AROUND MY AGE. 272 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,378 HE'S BLACK. [ Girl ] HOW TALL IS HE, DADDY ? 273 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:15,215 I DON'T REALLY KNOW, BABY. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN 25 YEARS. 274 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,318 - HE WAS ALWAYS SO PUNCTUAL. - WHAT IS PUNCTUAL ? 275 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,420 DO YOU SEE HIM ? DO YOU SEE HIM ? YOU THINK I SEE HIM ? 276 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,429 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 277 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,564 HEY. 278 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,568 DEREK ? THAT'S RIGHT. 279 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,737 IT'S ME ! IT'S YOU ! 280 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,607 HOW ARE YOU DOIN' ? HOW ARE YOU DOIN' ? 281 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,677 [ Both Laughing ] 282 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,354 OH, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. I DO ? 283 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:58,091 WELL, COME ON, MAN. WHEN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEBODY SINCE THEY WERE A KID, 284 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,760 YOU CAN LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 285 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,097 I DON'T KNOW. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL. I HAVEN'T ? 286 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:07,434 I WOULD'VE EXPECTED A MORE CONSERVATIVE LOOK. BUT WHAT CAN I SAY ? 287 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,770 I LIKE THE EARRINGS. HA-HA ! WELL, FRATERNITY THING, YOU KNOW. 288 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:15,375 DEREK, I WANT YOU TO MEET JASON, MY FUTURE ALL-AMERICAN BASKETBALL STAR. 289 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,645 - AND SARAH, MY LITTLE PRINCESS. - HOW YA DOIN', JASON ? HOW YA DOIN', SARAH ? 290 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,148 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY WIFE. SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT. 291 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,151 YOUR WIFE ? OH, HEY, HEY, HOW IS SHE DOIN' ? BUSY. 292 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,220 UH, EMILY OPENED A YOGURT STORE A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK... 293 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,356 AND BOOM, THE CRAZY THING JUST TOOK OFF. 294 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,725 SHE'S GOT 35 OF THOSE SILLY STORES ALL OVER THE STATE NOW. 295 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,862 LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. THAT'S NICE. COME ON. HEY, COME ON, JACOB. 296 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,198 BY THE WAY, IT'S JASON. OH, JASON, HOW YA DOIN' ? 297 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,200 [ Man ] THAT'S YOURS ? YEAH. 298 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,169 WHAT ? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY BAGS ? 299 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,504 [ Chuckles ] YEAH, I GOT A BAG. YEAH. RIGHT HERE. 300 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,739 ALL RIGHT. HERE'S MY BAG. LET'S GO. [ Chuckles ] 301 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,808 SORRY ABOUT BEIN' SO LATE. 302 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,212 I REMEMBER HOW CRAZY YOU USED TO BE ABOUT BEING ON TIME. 303 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,182 IF WE HURRY NOW, WE CAN MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME, ALL RIGHT ? 304 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,384 BOY, WE GOT A LOT OF CATCHIN' UP TO DO. 305 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,387 I CLEARED THE DECKS AT THE OFFICE, SO I'LL HAVE THE WHOLE THREE DAYS OFF. 306 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,390 WE'RE GONNA HAVE ONE HELL OF A MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. YES, WE WILL ! 307 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,392 [ P.A. ] GARY YOUNG. PAGING MR. GARY YOUNG. 308 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,195 WHY ARE YOU STOPPING ? THEY JUST CALLED MY NAME. 309 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:12,532 OH, YEAH, I KNOW THAT. THAT-- THAT WAS ME. WHAT WAS YOU ? 310 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,168 I HAD 'EM PAGE YOU 'CAUSE I WAS SITTIN' DOWN THERE AND... 311 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,370 YOU WERE LATE, GARY. OH. 312 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,240 WELL, DON'T YA THINK YOU SHOULD TELL 'EM THAT YOU FOUND ME ? 313 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,242 NO, THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. THIS IS THE AIRPORT. 314 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,678 HERE. THE KIDS WILL SHOW YOU WHERE THE CAR IS. LET ME GO IN AND TELL 'EM. 315 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,449 NO, NO, NO, NO ! HERE, YOU TAKE THE KIDS. UM, I'LL DO IT, OKAY ? 316 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,884 'CAUSE I WAS RUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT. 317 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,187 I'M JET-LAGGED. I'M SO TIRED. OOH, HURRY UP. 318 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,624 WE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. IT'S SO GOOD. 319 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,560 [ P.A. ] THE WHITE ZONE-- DEREK ! DEREK ! 320 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,729 OH ! OH ! HA-HA-HA ! YEAH ! 321 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:47,267 - GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US. - HA-HA. YES. RIGHT. 322 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,440 DEREK ? DEREK BOND ? YES. 323 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,609 HI, I'M PETE, GARY'S EXECUTIVE PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 324 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,479 YEAH, SO ? COULD I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A SECOND, PLEASE ? 325 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,748 COME WITH ME, PLEASE. PLEASE COME ON. 326 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,385 GARY SENT ME TO TELL YOU THAT HE'S VERY SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY WITH HIM THIS WEEKEND. 327 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,487 WHAT ? WHY NOT ? HIS WIFE, MAN. SHE'S ILL. 328 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,422 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER ? IT'S, UH, BOTULISM. 329 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,825 BOTULISM. THIS IS TERRIBLE. WHAT ABOUT THE THING I CAME TO DO ? 330 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,229 WHAT THING ? IT'S A DISEASE, MAN. AIN'T NO THING. IT'S OFF. 331 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,631 IT'S OFF. WELL, GREAT. IT'S OFF. THERE'S NO THING. 332 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,501 I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT DAMN THING ANYWAY. I HATE THOSE THINGS. 333 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,571 DID GARY MENTION ANYTHING ? IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR THEM ? 334 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,573 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S TWO THINGS HE WANTED YOU TO DO. WHAT ? 335 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,610 FIRST OF ALL, THEY WANT YOU TO WEAR THIS HAT. I DON'T WEAR HATS. 336 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,845 THE WOMAN'S IN A COMA ! THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS WEAR THE HAT. I'LL WEAR THE HAT ! 337 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:37,350 THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CALL THE HOUSE. WHY NOT ? 338 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:40,353 SOUND TRIGGERS IT OFF, MAN. THAT PHONE RINGS-- BAM ! 339 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,988 I'M TALKIN' ABOUT VOMIT COMIN' UP. 340 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,692 THE WOMAN'S GOT THE SHAKES. FOAM'S COMIN' OUT THE MOUTH. YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. 341 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,161 YEAH, THAT'S UGLY. GARY'S GONNA CALL YOU WHEN EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT. 342 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,463 YOU WEAR THAT HAT. KEEP HOPE ALIVE. 343 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,835 CAN YOU SEE HIM ? I SEE HIM ! 344 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,371 OH ! 345 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,507 - [ Man ] COMIN' THROUGH. - OH, SORRY. 346 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,210 WRONG GUY. ME TOO. 347 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,380 - HELP ! - DEREK ! 348 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,417 HEY, WHAT'S UP ? I'M COMIN', GARY ! [ Horns Honking ] 349 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:15,688 GET OUT OF THE WAY ! HEY, YOU FOOL ! 350 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,358 [ Horns Honking ] 351 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,294 - HEY, JERK ! - I'M COMIN', GARY ! 352 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,363 - HEY, LOOK OUT ! - OHH ! 353 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,498 - [ Brakes Screech ] - HEY, FOOL ! 354 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,735 WHOO ! WHOO ! 355 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:32,572 HEY, WHAT'S THE HURRY ? JUST WANNA GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 356 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,375 - GREAT. JASON, DO YOU HAVE YOUR SEAT BELT ON ? - NO. 357 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,745 WE'RE NOT LEAVING 'TIL YOU PUT IT ON. 358 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:43,216 - JASON TOOK MY SEAT BELT. - JASON, GIVE YOUR SISTER BACK HER SEAT BELT. 359 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,219 - NOW TELL SARAH YOU'RE SORRY. - DO I HAVE TO ? 360 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,388 - YES, YOU DO. - SORRY ! 361 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,758 [ Horn Honks ] 362 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,160 PAUL ! PAUL ! PAULY ! PAULY ! PAULY ! PAULY ! 363 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,396 GIVE ME THE KEYS ! MOVE OVER ! YOU WANNA DRIVE ? 364 00:19:56,429 --> 00:20:00,166 HEY, WATCH IT ! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? I GOT A BAD KNEE HERE ! 365 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:04,237 WELL, YOU WANNA TAKE A RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE AND-- 366 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,306 - [ Shouts ] - [ Shouts ] 367 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,176 - WHOA ! - [ Laughing ] 368 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,613 [ Moaning, Shouting ] 369 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,283 - OHH ! - OOH ! WHOO ! 370 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,351 WHOO ! SOME TIGHT STEERING, BOY ! 371 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,353 [ Laughing ] SAFE CAR TOO. 372 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,222 COOL. [ Gary and Kevin Chuckling ] 373 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,392 FRANKLIN ! 374 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:29,228 OH, FRANKLIN. ALL RIGHT, GET THE CAR, JOEY. 375 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,230 PAULY. GET THE CAR ! 376 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:35,234 HEY ! HEY ! HEY ! THAT'S MY CAR ! THAT'S MY BROTHER'S CAR ! 377 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,770 OH, UH, YOU WANTED TO TURN OFF HERE. 378 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,773 I CAN MAKE IT. YOU CAN TAKE THE NEXT-- 379 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:44,076 - [ Screams ] - ALL RIGHT ! - I CAN MAKE IT. 380 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,413 - GO THROUGH ! - WHOA ! 381 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,815 - I CAN MAKE THIS. - YIPPEE ! 382 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:52,485 [ Children Laughing ] YOU COULDN'T DO THIS WITH AN AMERICAN CAR. 383 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,755 BOY, OH, BOY. YOU HAVE CHANGED. 384 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,558 YOU USED TO BE SO UPTIGHT WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 385 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,093 YOU USED TO LECTURE US ON BICYCLE SAFETY. 386 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,096 I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THE ACCIDENT. 387 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,132 WHAT ACCIDENT ? 388 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,403 I WAS SCUBA DIVING IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS WITH MY FRIENDS, 389 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,905 AND WE WERE OUT LOOKING FOR STINGRAY. 390 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,476 ALL OF A SUDDEN, TWO GREAT WHITE SHARKS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 391 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:19,512 BAM ! JUST ATTACKED US. AND THEY WAS-- THEY WAS VICIOUS ! 392 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,448 IT WAS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF JAWS. 393 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:25,151 THERE WAS JUST BLOOD AND BUBBLES AND BUTTS, AND EVERYTHING WAS-- 394 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,154 I SAW HIM BITE MY FRIEND. HIS HEAD CAME OFF, 395 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,156 AND HIS EYE WAS ON ME ! 396 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:34,093 HIS EYE WAS ON ME ! OH, GOD ! OH ! 397 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,095 EASY. [ Gasping ] 398 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,398 OH, MY GOD ! 399 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,301 I'M OKAY. 400 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,642 WELL, THIS IS GREAT. 401 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,712 YEAH. THIS IS GREAT. 402 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,882 I MEAN, THIS IS REALLY GREAT. 403 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,317 [ Gary ] I CAN'T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, 404 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,287 IT ONLY TOOK ONE PHONE CALL TO GET YOUR BUTT TO PITTSBURGH... 405 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,322 SO WE COULD REKINDLE THAT OLD FRIENDSHIP. 406 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,692 [ Kevin ] WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, UH, GARY. 407 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,628 FRIENDS DON'T GROW ON TREES. NO, THEY DON'T. 408 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:12,565 [ Chuckling ] REMEMBER HOW WE ALWAYS USED TO SING THIS SONG ? 409 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:16,202 * GOOD NIGHT, IRENE GOOD NIGHT * 410 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:19,839 * GOOD NIGHT, IRENE GOOD NIGHT * * GOOD... NIGHT 411 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:24,210 * GOOD NIGHT, IRENE GOOD NIGHT * * IR... ENE... NIGHT 412 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,213 * IRENE ** [ Humming ] 413 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:31,217 * I WISH I HAD SOME DAIRY QUEEN * 414 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,219 [ Laughing ] AH, YEAH ! 415 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:38,391 * I'LL SEE YOU IN MY * I'LL... SEE YOU... IN... MY * 416 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:42,895 * DREAMS * * DREAMS * 417 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:47,734 YEAH. SAY, HOW'S YOUR WIFE ? HEARD SHE WAS ILL. MY WIFE ? 418 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:51,838 YEAH. UM... SHE'S DEAD, GARY. 419 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:57,677 WHAT ? I JUST SPOKE TO HER YESTERDAY ! I MEAN... SHE'S DEAD INSIDE, UM, 420 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,746 FROM THE LOSS OF OUR SON. 421 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:02,582 YOUR SON ? I THOUGHT HE'S AT PRINCETON ! 422 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:07,186 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. YOU SEE, WE THOUGHT WE'D LOST OUR SON TO THE IVY LEAGUE. 423 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,556 OH ! [ Chuckling ] 424 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,624 WE JUST MISPLACED HIM MOMENTARILY. 425 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:14,193 - YOU MISPLACED A PERSON MOMENTARILY ? - I GUESS WE DID. 426 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,530 IF I DON'T GET THAT MONEY BY THE CONCLUSION OF THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND, 427 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:21,133 - I'M GONNA BE PISSED. - OH, DON'T BE PISSED. 428 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,269 [ Chattering on TV ] OH, LOTTO'S ON ! 429 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,771 LOTTO ? LOUDER ? 430 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,206 [ Announcer ] TO WIN $1 MILLION, GIVE IT A SPIN. 431 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,142 - WHERE'D HE GO ? - LET'S SEE WHERE IT STOPS. ONE MILLION DOLLARS ! 432 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:32,144 - SHIT ! - HELLO ! - LISTEN, GODDAMN IT ! 433 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:35,414 I WANT FRANKLIN, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE LOOKIN' AT THE WRONG END OF AN ICE PICK. 434 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,784 - OH, GOD. - VERY CLOSELY ! 435 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,553 - WE'LL FIND HIM. I SWEAR TO GOD. - GIVE ME THAT PEPPER ! 436 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,622 HAPPY'S NOT HAPPY. 437 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,657 WHO IS HE, THEN ? 438 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,800 HI, GARY ! HI ! 439 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:59,506 DEREK, I REALLY HAVE TO THANK YOU AGAIN. YOU'RE WELCOME. 440 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:02,308 NO. THANKS FOR AGREEING TO DO THIS THING TODAY. 441 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:07,514 THE THING ? WELL, I MEAN, HOW BAD COULD IT BE ? 442 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:10,149 I MEAN, WHEN YOU STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT, 443 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,184 WHAT IS THIS THING, REALLY ? 444 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:15,354 YES. WELL, YOU'RE A BRAVER MAN THAN I. 445 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,437 SORRY ! OH, THERE HE IS. 446 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,106 I WANT YOU TO MEET DEREK BOND. DEREK, NANCY PIKE. 447 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,376 MRS. PIKE IS THE HEAD OF THE SCHOOL BOARD AND MY BOSS' WIFE. 448 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,779 OH. [ Laughing ] IT IS SUCH A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 449 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,715 I WONDER IF I COULD HURRY YOU ALONG. WE'RE A LITTLE BIT LATE. 450 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:44,717 JUST COME RIGHT THIS WAY. 451 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:48,187 - CATCH YA LATER, BUDDY ! - COME RIGHT UP THESE STAIRS RIGHT HERE. 452 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,724 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE JUST HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE CURTAIN. 453 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:55,628 AND HERE WE ARE. NOW, IF I COULD JUST ASK YOU TO SIT DOWN. 454 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:58,798 THERE. OH, GENTLEMEN, WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN. 455 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:02,835 WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS ? THANK YOU. 456 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:19,385 [ Nancy ] GREETINGS, STUDENTS AND FACULTY. 457 00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:22,221 ON BEHALF OF THE SEWICKLEY SCHOOL FOUNDATION, 458 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:27,393 I WANT TO PERSONALLY WELCOME ALL OUR DISTINGUISHED SPEAKERS... 459 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:31,564 AND ALL OF YOU TO CAREER DAY. 460 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:39,205 NOW LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR FIRST SPEAKER, DEREK BOND. 461 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:42,508 BUT FIRST, LET ME TELL YOU A FEW THINGS ABOUT DEREK. 462 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:46,846 HE HAS COME A LONG WAY TO TALK TO US TODAY, 463 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:52,418 AND HE HAS HAD A DISTINGUISHED CAREER AS A, UM-- 464 00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:54,453 [ Chuckles ] 465 00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,856 A PROFESSIONAL IN HIS FIELD. 466 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,391 BUT I WILL LET HIM TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THAT. 467 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:04,130 JOIN ME IN A WARM WELCOME FOR DEREK BOND. 468 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,534 [ Chuckling ] NO, YOU, DEREK. NOW. 469 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,603 YES. NOW. 470 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,673 THERE HE IS, HONEY. 471 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,110 [ Chuckling ] 472 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:30,456 I'D LIKE TO THANK MRS. PIKE FOR THE WARM WELCOMAGE, UH, ADDRESSING SPEECH. 473 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,793 UM-- [ Chuckles ] YEAH. 474 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:37,096 CAREER-- OOH, I HAD SOME NOTES. [ Student ] SIT DOWN ! 475 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:40,566 I NEED TO GO TO THE CAR. I HAD SOME NOTES. IF I GET THOSE NOTES-- 476 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,269 I THINK WE SHOULD LET THE MAN WITH THE HIGH-WATER PANTS GO FIRST. 477 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:47,239 HIS PANTS ARE GETTING SHORT. OH, DEREK, YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST JOKING. 478 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:51,243 YOU KNOW YOUR SECRETARY HAS SENT ALL YOUR SLIDES AHEAD OF YOU. 479 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,513 OH, SHE DID ? YES. HARVEY, WILL YOU START THE SLIDE SHOW, PLEASE ? 480 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:57,616 HERE IS YOUR CLICKER, AND I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 481 00:26:57,650 --> 00:27:00,186 - I'LL CLICK 'EM. - THAT'S IT. 482 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:02,354 [ Kevin ] THANKS. THANKS, HARVEY. 483 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:05,091 [ Chuckles ] BEAUTIFUL DRESS. 484 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:09,161 WELL, HERE GOES NOTHIN'. OH, THAT'S A-- YEAH. 485 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,363 [ Laughter ] 486 00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:13,700 [ Shouts Of Disgust ] 487 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,202 HEY. 488 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:20,472 - [ Crowd Shouting ] - WHOO ! A SANDWICH IS A SANDWICH, BUT THAT'S A MEAL. 489 00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:24,643 - [ Crowd Shouting ] - I WONDER WHAT THAT'D BE LIKE WITH A NICE LEMONADE. 490 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:28,514 - [ Chuckling ] - THAT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF MY REFRIGERATOR. 491 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:31,217 - [ Laughing ] WHAT IS THAT ? - AAGH ! 492 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,385 OH ! OH ! [ Students Shouting ] 493 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:37,056 OOH ! OH ! OOH ! I'M SORRY ! GET THE LIGHTS ! 494 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,792 - [ Laughing ] - OH ! 495 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:42,061 [ Applause ] THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 496 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:45,231 I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED ALL THAT I COULD TEACH YOU ABOUT MY CAREER. 497 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:47,233 IT'S TIME TO HAVE DR. VON FLEISENBERG, 498 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:50,669 WHO IS THE LEADING HAIR TRANSPLANT SCIENTIST IN THE COUNTRY, 499 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,639 TO DISCUSS-- [ Chuckling ] NOT YET, DEREK. 500 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,742 THANK YOU, PROFESSOR VON... WHATEVER, 501 00:27:55,775 --> 00:28:00,612 BUT, UH, I'M SURE WE HAVE TIME FOR JUST ONE QUESTION. 502 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,550 OH, YES. MR. ICHABOD, 503 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:07,219 THE HEAD OF OUR SCIENCE DEPARTMENT. 504 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:10,322 UH, CHAPTER FIVE OF YOUR BOOK. 505 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:16,262 YOU SAID THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU WOULD DO DIFFERENTLY IF YOU COULD DO THEM OVER AGAIN. 506 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,497 - WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT ? - UH, CHAPTER FIVE ? 507 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,333 - IN YOUR BOOK. - WHAT I MEANT BY THAT WHEN I PUT THAT IN THERE... 508 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,369 WAS THAT, UM, I PADDED THE BOOK IMMENSELY. 509 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:27,206 I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE ELIMINATED CHAPTER FIVE AND GONE STRAIGHT TO SIX. 510 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,241 I WROTE IT 'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE FIVE TO GET TO SIX. 511 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:33,679 YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DO YOU ? 512 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:38,417 WHAT ? LISTEN HERE. SO IF YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT I DO... 513 00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:42,588 SINCE YOU KNOW MORE THAN I DO, THEN WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE, MR. SMARTY-PANTS, 514 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,557 - MR. I-DON'T-HAVE-A-WOMAN. - WELL, I, UH-- - WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE... 515 00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:47,559 AND TELL ME, MR. ICKY-BODY ? 516 00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:50,562 I'M WAITING. HMM ? HMM ? [ Scattered Applause ] 517 00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:53,800 - I-I'M SORRY. - YOU ARE SORRY. 518 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:57,103 AND PASS OUT THOSE COPIES OF MY BOOKS. BY THE WAY, THERE'S A FREE TICKET... 519 00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:00,306 FOR THE PEARL JAM CONCERT INSIDE EACH ONE OF THOSE BOOKS. 520 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:03,409 - H-H-HEY ! - HELP ! HELP ! 521 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,578 THAT WAS A GREAT SPEECH, DEREK. 522 00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:09,481 ANYTIME I CAN HELP OUT WITH THE KIDS, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. 523 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:12,418 OH, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY OLDEST, BROOKE. 524 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:16,088 DEREK, BROOKE. SWEETIE, THIS IS DEREK BOND. 525 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:19,892 - HI. - AND THIS IS BROOKE'S, UH, FRIEND ? 526 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:24,330 STEVE. YO, MY MAN. HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YOU... 527 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,398 I AIN'T DOWN WITH STEVE, 'KAY ? 528 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,601 CALL ME ST-3, ALL RIGHT ? ST-3 ! 529 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:34,573 YO, G. YOUR SPEECH ? DID OKAY. 530 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,776 THE BUTTERS, YO, CAN'T DIG WHERE'S AT, MAN ! [ Laughing ] 531 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:40,646 YOU BE DROPPIN' SOME SERIOUS SCIENCE OUT THERE, YO ? 532 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:43,615 WE GOTTA HANG. PEEPS OUT HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP. 533 00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:45,617 WHO ? PEEPS. THE PEOPLE. 534 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,619 - OH, THE PEOPLE. YEAH. - LIKED THE GIG. 535 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:51,457 WELL, THANK YOU, MAN. AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING. 536 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:54,693 [ Laughing ] ANYWAY, WE OUTTY 5,000. 537 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:56,863 YOU STAY TAN, NOW. ALL RIGHT, MAN. 538 00:29:56,896 --> 00:30:01,333 - YOU COMIN' OR YOU COMIN' ? - I'M RIGHT HERE. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 539 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,369 - BE CAREFUL, HON. - [ Brooke ] WHATEVER. 540 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:06,172 - IS, UH, BRO-MAN FROM AROUND HERE ? - WHOO-HOO ! 541 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:09,475 HE'S A STATE SENATOR'S SON. OH. 542 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:15,414 HI, MR. YOUNG. 543 00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:22,421 [ Horn Honks ] 544 00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:33,499 THIS IS PERFECT. 545 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:37,769 WE'D LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS OUR LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN. OH, MAN. 546 00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:43,075 - [ Growling, Barks ] - HEY, HEY. WHAT'S UP WITH THE DOG ? 547 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,544 - [ Barks ] - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY. 548 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:49,515 CARL LIKES EVERYBODY. CARL. HEY, UH, GOOD DOG, CARL. 549 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,218 [ Gary ] COME ON, SARAH. 550 00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:55,387 WHOA ! JASON ! 551 00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:59,225 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO PICK THAT DAMN THING UP ? 552 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,393 A LOT, I THINK. 553 00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:04,763 IT'S PROBABLY SEVERAL, MAYBE. 554 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:09,368 - COME ON. - COME ON, CARL. LET'S GO FIND A CAT. 555 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,572 COME ON, BUDDY. 556 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:24,216 WHOA. NICE CRIB. 557 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,752 IS MY WIFE HOME YET ? SHE'S ON THE PHONE, MR. YOUNG. 558 00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:28,754 WE WENT ALL OUT ON YOUR BEHALF. 559 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:31,423 I HOPE EVERYTHING FITS YOUR DIETARY NEEDS. 560 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:37,229 [ Chuckles ] UM, THAT LOOKS GOOD. CAN I TRY SOME ? 561 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:40,399 SURE, GO AHEAD. OOH. OH ! 562 00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:44,236 - WHAT IS THAT ? - PUREE OF PARSNIP AND CROOK-NECK SQUASH. 563 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:48,374 - I THOUGHT IT WAS NACHO CHEESE. - NO, SIR. ONLY VEGETABLES FOR THE VEGETARIAN. 564 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,643 I'M A VEGETARIAN. WE KNOW, DEREK. DON'T YOU WORRY. 565 00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:54,613 YOUR SECRETARY FAXED US ALL THE SPECIFICS ON YOUR DIET, 566 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,715 AND WE FOLLOWED THOSE GUIDELINES TO THE T. 567 00:31:56,748 --> 00:32:00,619 OH, THAT TAKES A LOAD OFF MY MIND. DON'T BURN YOUR FINGERS ON THAT MEAT. 568 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,788 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT, DEREK. 569 00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:07,526 I JUST DON'T THINK I COULD EVER SAY NO TO A BIG, JUICY CHEESEBURGER. 570 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:12,398 JUST VEGETABLES FOR ME. 571 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:17,736 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - MOMMY ! MOMMY ! MOMMY ! 572 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,639 HONEY, YES, RIGHT HERE. UH-HUH. NO. [ Chattering On Phone ] 573 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,475 I FELT VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THAT. MOMMY, MOMMY ! 574 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:27,746 I WASN'T CONSULTED. NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO. CREAM SAUCE. THANK YOU. 575 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,481 - MOMMY ! - NO. UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 576 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:32,518 - THIS IS MY WIFE. EMILY, DEREK. - HI. OKAY. 577 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:37,256 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEET YOU AT THE AIRPORT, BUT I'VE JUST BEEN SO BUSY. 578 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,525 - MOMMY ! - JUST, UH-- UH-HUH. 579 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:42,261 WE JUST OPENED THREE NEW YOGURT SHOPS IN EASTERN PENNSYLVANIA. 580 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:46,165 YEAH, I-I-I TOLD HIM. HOLD IT. HOLD IT. I'M RIGHT HERE. 581 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:48,600 HOLD ON ! WAIT ! WAIT ! HOLD ON. OKAY. 582 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,669 LOOK, I WOULD GIVE YOU THE GRAND TOUR, BUT I CAN'T. 583 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,638 I GOT TO GET THE KIDS READY FOR THE PARTY. 584 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:55,207 IF YOU'D LIKE TO WASH UP, YOUR ROOM IS UPSTAIRS ON THE LEFT. 585 00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:57,509 SECOND DOOR. WELCOME ABOARD. 586 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,211 NICE TO MEET YOU. 587 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:03,782 THAT WAS NOT MY DECISION. WELL, I THOUGHT I MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR THAT WAS YOUR DECISION. 588 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,384 [ Both Laughing ] 589 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:08,620 SECOND DOOR ON THE LEFT, RIGHT ? GOOD TO SEE YA, BUDDY. 590 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:11,357 HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR, UH, BAG HERE. OH, THANK YOU. 591 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,392 [ Laughing ] 592 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:16,062 JORDAN FOR TWO ! IT'S-- 593 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:19,398 NOT. 594 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,069 - HEY, DAD ! - JUST A SECOND, SON. 595 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:25,737 COULD YOU HELP THEM ? I JUST WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHIN' REAL QUICK. 596 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,873 THIS IS MY ONLY SHOT FOR THREE. 597 00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:31,110 COME ON. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. ALL RIGHT. 598 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,215 OH. [ Winces ] 599 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:38,650 [ Ball Bounces ] WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK HARDER, SON, 600 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:41,087 IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES. 601 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:47,126 OH. 602 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:53,265 I'M HOME. 603 00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:56,835 YEOWW ! HA-HA ! [ Grunts ] 604 00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,572 [ Chattering ] PILLOW, PILLOW FOR ME. 605 00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:04,710 [ Gibbering ] I AM PILLOWMAN ! PILLOWMAN TO THE RESCUE ! 606 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:08,414 WHOO ! PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT, AND MIX IT ALL UP. 607 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:11,283 DADDY TOLD ME TO GIVE THESE TO YOU. 608 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:14,386 WELL, UH, HERE YA GO. 609 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:17,189 WILL YOU TEACH ME FRENCH ? 610 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:19,791 - FRENCH ? - DADDY SAID YOU LIVED IN FRANCE FOR A WHILE. 611 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:23,595 OH ! OH, YES, BUT... AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG FOR FRENCH ? 612 00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:26,898 - I ALREADY KNOW SOME. - OH, YOU DO, HUH ? 613 00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:29,568 - BONJOUR. THAT MEANS HELLO. - TELL YA WHAT-- 614 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:33,139 - AU REVOIR. THAT MEANS GOOD-BYE. - YOU ARE A FRENCHWOMAN. 615 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:34,773 COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS ? THAT MEANS "HOW ARE YOU ?" 616 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:39,211 YOU KNOW WHAT ? THAT'S ENOUGH FRENCH FOR TODAY. HOW ABOUT IF WE PLAY A LITTLE GAME ? 617 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:42,614 - TELL ME WHAT YOUR FATHER TOLD YOU ABOUT ME. - HE KNOWS YOU FROM SUMMER CAMP. 618 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:45,717 - SUMMER CAMP. THAT'S RIGHT. - YOU LIVE IN BALTIMORE. 619 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:49,221 I BET YOU DON'T KNOW THIS: WHAT DO I DO FOR A LIVING ? 620 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:52,758 YOU'RE A VERY SUCCESSFUL-- [ Emily ] SARAH, STOP BOTHERING DEREK ! 621 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:55,394 - SARAH, NO ! SARAH ! - COMING, MOMMY ! - SARAH, I NEED TO KNOW-- 622 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,763 SARAH ! NO, SARAH ! HEY, BUDDY. 623 00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:00,232 - HEY ! - BETTER GET READY. 624 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:04,102 - YOU'RE GONNA WANNA DRESS NICE FOR THE THING TONIGHT. - OH, YES, THE THING. 625 00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:07,105 OF COURSE. THE THING. WH-- I CAN'T WAIT. 626 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:11,610 - ME, NEITHER. - YEAH. [ Moans ] 627 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,412 ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. 628 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:16,848 I DON'T CARE IF IT DON'T LOOK GOOD. JUST FIT. 629 00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,353 "G.F.H." ? 630 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:29,461 "GROVERTON FUNERAL HOME" ? I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. 631 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:33,199 MOM ! YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY. 632 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:36,368 I WANT YOU TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. 633 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,737 GREAT. 634 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,513 GET IN HERE. [ Chuckling ] HI. 635 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:50,582 COME ON. OH. 636 00:35:56,555 --> 00:36:00,359 HOW YA DOIN' ? HI. HOW YA DOIN' ? 637 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:04,230 YES ! MAY I HAVE ONE OF THOSE BIG, FAT-- YEAH, THERE IT IS. 638 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,198 THERE YOU GO. HI. 639 00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:08,800 OH, HELLO. 640 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,637 DEREK, I WANT YOU TO MEET A FRIEND OF MINE: TOM MILLER. 641 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:15,073 HEY, WHAT'S UP ? IS THAT A BURGER YOU HAVE BEHIND YOUR BACK ? 642 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,075 OH, THIS ? 643 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:22,214 THIS FATTY, HIGH-CHOLESTEROL, STEROID-INJECTED PIECE OF BEEF ? 644 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:25,417 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DOES TO SOMEBODY'S HEART ? YOU ARE POISONING YOUR GUESTS ! 645 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:28,387 NOW, I'M JUST ASHAMED OF YOU. 646 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,757 - WE TRY TO BUY THE BEST MEAT. - LOOK, I'M SORRY, MAN. I'M A VEGETARIAN. 647 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:36,528 IF IT WAS UP TO ME, I'D WIPE THIS MEAT OFF THERE ! I JUST GET EMOTIONAL. 648 00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:42,167 TOM CHAIRS THE CHESS, BRIDGE AND, OF COURSE, POKER NIGHT DOWN AT THE CLUB. 649 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,536 [ Evil Laughter ] 650 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:49,408 WHAT DOES THAT STAND FOR ? OH, THE GAMING FOUNDATION OF HARLEM. 651 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:52,778 - I'VE HEARD OF THAT. IT'S A CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION. - YOU SAID IT. 652 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:56,782 OH, YEAH. HE'S A NICE GUY. OH, HE'S THE GENUINE ARTICLE. 653 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:58,850 WHAT DOES THAT STAND FOR ? MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER, 654 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:02,388 GENERAL, UH, FRANCOIS HEIMLICHMANEUVER. 655 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,456 WORLD WAR I AND II. I SEE. GOOD GUY. 656 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:08,427 WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR ? GEMSTONES, FURS AND HABERDASHERIES. 657 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,229 GRADUATED FULL HONORS. OXFORD ? I GUESS YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT THAT. 658 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:13,365 I WENT TO HARVARD. YEAH, RIGHT. HARVARD STREET. 659 00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:18,103 IT'S A GOSPEL GROUP I WAS WITH: GODLINESS, FAITHFUL AND HONEST. AH, AMEN. 660 00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:20,739 GEEKS FOR HIRE. IT'S A TEMPORARY SERVICE. YOU'D FIT IN. CALL US. 661 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,542 - GAS FROM HUMANS. - GIRLS FROM THE HOOD. - G-STRINGS FOR THE HUGE. 662 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,244 - GOTTA FEED THE HUNGRY. - GIRLS FEEDIN' THE HOMIES. - IS THAT A JOKE ? 663 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,780 * GODLINESS, FAITHFUL AND HONEST * 664 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:32,083 GOOD, FINE AND HEALTHY. AND BABY, YOU IT. 665 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,152 BAM ! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ? HMM ! 666 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:38,390 DEREK. RONALD TIMMERMAN. GREAT TO KNOW YA. 667 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:40,559 I HEAR YOU'RE ONE OF THE TOP GUYS. 668 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,562 - WELL, YOU KNOW. I JUST DO WHAT I DO. - [ Laughing ] 669 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,264 YOU MUST'VE HEARD OF ME. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A LOT OF MUTUAL FRIENDS. 670 00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:49,401 - I DON'T THINK SO. - TIMMERMAN. RONALD TIMMERMAN. 671 00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:52,504 PENN STATE, HOPKINS. I HAD TWO PAPERS PUBLISHED IN THE JOURNAL LAST YEAR. 672 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:56,675 OH, R TIMMERMAN. I THOUGHT YOU SAID ROB. RON ! RON'S LIKE ROB. 673 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,177 - ROB'S LIKE RON. - STUFFED MUSHROOM ? 674 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:01,513 OH, GEE. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN TRAINING ? I'M A RUNNER. 675 00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:03,849 I'M TOP SEED IN THE SEWICKLEY 5K. 676 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:07,319 DEREK. HAVIN' A GOOD TIME ? [ Laughing ] HOLD ON. 677 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:09,655 JERRY JORDAN. THE J-MAN ! 678 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:13,625 [ Laughing ] HEY, GARY TELLS ME YOU'RE THE BEST IN YOUR FIELD. 679 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:16,628 JANEY. JANEY. I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT MY WIFE. 680 00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:20,432 HEY, HEY ! HUH ? WELL, D-MAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 681 00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:24,503 - YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. - SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN DO SOMETHING FOR HER ? 682 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:29,375 OH ! OH, I-- OH ! I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO DO IT FOR FREE. 683 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:31,377 I'D PAY YA. YOU COULDN'T PAY ME. 684 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:33,445 OH, I INSIST. YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT MOTH ? 685 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,847 IT'S GONNA GET IN SOMEBODY'S HAIR. I'VE GOT TO GET IT. 686 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:38,517 [ Laughing ] THAT GUY'S A HOOT. 687 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:41,387 YOU TOLD ME HE WAS A STUFFED SHIRT CONSERVATIVE. 688 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:44,122 NO, NOT SINCE THE ACCIDENT. THE ACCIDENT ? 689 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,124 THERE'S A LOT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT DEREK. 690 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,194 COME ON. LET'S GET SOME FOOD. I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. 691 00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:51,363 DID YOU GO TO SUMMER CAMP WHEN YOU WERE A KID ? 692 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:54,666 OH. [ Chuckling ] OH, YES, INDEED. WE WENT TO CAMP MAPLERIDGE. 693 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:58,670 SAME CABIN BOTH YEARS. LEGENDARY CABIN SIX. 694 00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:02,541 IT WAS ON A BEAUTIFUL LAKE. CABA-- CABACLOU-- SOME INDIAN NAME. 695 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,576 ACT LIKE YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ME. 696 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:07,145 DEREK TAUGHT ME HOW TO PLAY "SPIN THE BOTTLE." 697 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,314 NOT WITH THE TWO OF US. YOU KNOW, WITH THE GIRLS. 698 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,718 HI. MICHELLE CASTEL. I TEACH FRENCH AT THE HIGH SCHOOL. 699 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:17,889 UNDERSTAND YOU'RE FLUENT. BONJOUR, BONJOUR. BONJOUR. 700 00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:22,193 WHATEVER DEREK PUT HIS MIND TO, HE ALWAYS MANAGED TO PULL IT OFF. 701 00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:26,398 [ Speaking French ] MICHELLE, MY BELLE. ** [ Humming ] 702 00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:30,368 I WASN'T TOO SURPRISED WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS A D.D.S. 703 00:39:30,402 --> 00:39:32,504 A D.D.S. ? 704 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:34,740 A DENTIST. DID I USE THE TERM IMPROPERLY ? 705 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:39,778 NO. I AM A DENTIST ! YOU DON'T USE D.D.S. ONCE YOU GRADUATE. I AM A DENTIST ! 706 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:43,248 NOT D.D.S. ! I AM A DENT-- GIVE ME SOME ! I'M A DENTIST ! 707 00:39:43,281 --> 00:39:46,418 I AM A DENTIST ! COULDN'T BE PROUDER ! IF YOU CAN'T HEAR ME, 708 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:48,787 I'LL YELL A LITTLE LOUDER ! 709 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:53,625 IT'S NICE TO SEE SOMEONE WHO TRULY ENJOYS HIS WORK. YES. 710 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:56,227 I'M SORRY. I SAW THESE BEAUTIFUL SMILES. I'M A DENTIST. 711 00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:58,396 I JUST GET EXCITED. I LOVE MY JOB. 712 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,900 HOW YA DOIN' ? 713 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:04,536 HEY, LOOK, I'M SORRY IF I INSULTED YOU EARLIER. 714 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:08,273 I JUST GOT SO EXCITED. CAN I DO THIS FOR YOU ? GO AHEAD. 715 00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:12,811 THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, I WORKED MY WAY THROUGH DENTAL SCHOOL DOIN' THIS. 716 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,780 - MM-HMM. - [ Grunting ] 717 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:17,649 - WHOA ! - [ Shouting ] 718 00:40:18,684 --> 00:40:21,753 [ Moaning ] 719 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:24,756 OHH ! SORRY. 720 00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:28,594 NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE. ANYBODY GOT A HOSE ? 721 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,796 AND NOW FOR THE THING WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 722 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,831 MY GOOD FRIEND DEREK, OENOPHILE EXTRAORDINAIRE, 723 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:35,433 WILL INTRODUCE US TO SOME OF MY FAVORITE WINES. 724 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,769 WE HAVE A GREAT SELECTION. THE WAITERS WILL BE SERVING YOU. 725 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,771 BUT FIRST, DEREK, YOUR COMMENTS. 726 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:43,441 [ Laughter ] 727 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,778 THANK YOU, GARY. THANK YOU. 728 00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:51,349 WELL, LIKE GARY SAID, WE HAVE SOME DARK WINES AND SOME LIGHT WINES... 729 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:53,852 FOR DARK AND LIGHT PEOPLE. [ Laughter ] 730 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:57,756 HEH-HEH-HEH. THIS ONE HERE IS A... CHATTY LAUGH-IT. 731 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,492 [ Laughter ] THIS IS A HAPPY WINE. 732 00:41:00,526 --> 00:41:04,262 NO SENSE HOLDING THE PARTY UP. WHY DON'T WE JUST PASS THIS AROUND AND DRINK UP ? 733 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:09,868 DON'T YOU SMELL THE CORK ? SWIRL IT AROUND THE GLASS ? WHAT ABOUT THE NOSE ? 734 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,137 WHAT ABOUT THE BOOTY ? [ Laughing ] [ Laughter ] 735 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:16,374 YOU WANT THE CORK, HERE YOU GO. BESIDES, WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME, 736 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:19,477 XYLOPHONE EXTRAORDINAIRE, HOW TO TASTE WINE ? [ Laughter ] 737 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:24,482 VINCENT MONTGOMERY, WINE CRITIC FOR THE SEWICKLEY REGISTER. 738 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:25,884 OH ! OOH ! 739 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:28,386 - MAY I ? - YES, YOU MAY. 740 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:31,757 [ Inhales ] 741 00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:35,561 - AH ! - PLEASE. 742 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:38,163 THANK YOU. 743 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:45,070 [ Inhales ] 744 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:53,745 [ Gurgling ] 745 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,219 [ Gargling ] 746 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:03,254 [ Swallows ] 747 00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:10,562 - [ Crowd Muttering ] - I LIKE MY WINE BRIGHT, 748 00:42:10,596 --> 00:42:15,233 RICH, MATURE, DEVELOPED, 749 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:18,269 SEDUCTIVE, WITH NICE LEGS... 750 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:21,072 AND A PROLONGED FINISH. 751 00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:24,242 WELL, SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A WOMAN. [ Laughter ] 752 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,512 SOME FOLKS DRINK WINE; SOME PEOPLE DATE. 753 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,381 [ Laughter ] OKAY, GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE. [ Laughing ] 754 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:32,383 COME ON, FOLKS. DRINK UP. THIS IS A PARTY. 755 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:36,254 AS A MATTER OF FACT, WHY DON'T YOU DRINK IT RIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE, MAN ? 756 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,389 THAT'S THE WAY. YOU WANT YOUR PARTY STARTED RIGHT ? 757 00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:42,227 [ All Shouting ] HERE. HERE YOU GO. OUT OF THE BOTTLE. YOU CAN DO IT. 758 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,731 - GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! - [ All Chanting ] GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! 759 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:48,900 GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! 760 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:52,570 - [ Cheering, Applause ] - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ! 761 00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:55,741 NOW, THIS IS A PARTY, PEOPLE ! DRINK UP ! DRINK UP ! 762 00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:08,086 - [ Laughing ] - [ Moaning ] 763 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:11,289 - HUBBA HUBBA ! - HEY ! HO ! I'M HERE ! 764 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:16,327 - A PARTY IN THE CRIB ! - [ Shouting, Laughing ] 765 00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:18,429 * SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE [ Laughing ] 766 00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:21,132 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 767 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,735 - [ Laughing Hysterically ] - I LOVE YOU ! 768 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:25,470 * THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES * 769 00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:28,740 [ Moans ] * SHE KNOWS SHE'S GOT EVERYTHING * 770 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:33,411 - [ Snoring ] - * THE WOMAN NEEDS TO GET A MAN * 771 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:38,149 - [ Shouting ] - * WHEN SHE MOVES IT SAYS 772 00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:41,452 - * THIRTY-SIX, TWENTY-FOUR THIRTY-SIX * - UH-HUH. 773 00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:47,358 - * WHAT A WINNING HAND - * 'CAUSE SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE * 774 00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:51,196 * SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY JUST LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT * 775 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:55,701 - * SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE - [ Singing Operatically ] 776 00:43:55,734 --> 00:44:00,371 [ Shouting, Laughing Singing ] 777 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:04,209 - * SHE'S A BRICK - HO ! - * HOUSE 778 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,112 - * YEAH, SHE'S THE ONE THE ONLY ONE * - POW ! 779 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:09,147 * BUILT FOR HAVIN' FUN 780 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:13,084 * BRICK HOUSE 781 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,523 [ Snores ] 782 00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:29,234 ** [ Thrash Metal ] 783 00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:31,236 * KILL YOUR PARENTS KILL YOUR PARENTS * 784 00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:34,405 * KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL * HA-HA-HA-HA ! 785 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:44,549 OUR DAUGHTER IS GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER. 786 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:47,252 OH, SHE'LL GROW OUT OF IT. 787 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:56,394 EMILY, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE ? 788 00:44:56,427 --> 00:45:00,231 YOU'VE GOTTA SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE GIRLS. MM-HMM. 789 00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:05,370 MORE TIME WITH THEM, LESS TIME WITH EMILY'S YOGURT MADNESS. 790 00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:08,573 MM-HMM. IT'S A QUESTION OF PRIORITIES, HONEY. 791 00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:12,177 THAT'S NOT FAIR. AT LEAST DEREK HASN'T LET SUCCESS CHANGE HIM. 792 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,379 HE STILL ACTS LIKE HE DID WHEN HE WAS 12. 793 00:45:14,412 --> 00:45:17,415 TALKING TO HIM, YOU'D NEVER KNOW HE WAS A DENTIST. YOU'D NEVER KNOW HE WAS ANYTHING. 794 00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:19,751 HE DIDN'T SAY A THING ABOUT WORK ALL NIGHT. 795 00:45:19,785 --> 00:45:21,887 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S SECURE. 796 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,554 - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? - MM-HMM. 797 00:45:23,588 --> 00:45:27,859 WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT BEING SECURE. YOU SAID HE'S SECURE. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? 798 00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:33,531 OH. WELL, I JUST MEANT WHEN I FIRST MET HIM, 799 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,701 I SAID, "THIS IS A GUY WHO KNOWS WHO HE IS. 800 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:39,304 HE'S COMFORTABLE WITH IT." 801 00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:43,441 [ Scoffs, Grunts ] COMFORTABLE. 802 00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:50,816 WHO'S INSECURE ? 803 00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:52,818 - HUH ? - WELL, YOU SAID HE'S SECURE. 804 00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:55,720 THE IMPLICATION IS THAT SOMEONE'S INSECURE. WHO'S THAT ? 805 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:58,389 WHO IS HE ? 806 00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:01,326 [ Sputtering ] LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU. 807 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:04,229 I-- WHO'S INSECURE ? 808 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,397 YOU SAID HE'S SECURE. 809 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:09,300 YES, HE IS. I SAID THAT HE WAS. I DON'T-- 810 00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:14,339 NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THANKS... SO MUCH. 811 00:46:14,372 --> 00:46:16,341 ARE WE HAVING AN ARGUMENT ? 812 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,746 SURE YOU KNOW WHAT A HARLEY LOOKS LIKE ? 813 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,182 BETTER NOT LOOK LIKE NO HONDA. 814 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:27,352 [ Bell Rings ] 815 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:30,121 - [ Grunts ] - UH, JUST TAKE A SEAT. 816 00:46:30,155 --> 00:46:32,690 - READ A MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING. I'LL BE WITH YOU. - BUDDY ! 817 00:46:32,723 --> 00:46:34,792 WAIT YOUR TURN LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE ! 818 00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:36,828 [ Larry Chuckles ] 819 00:46:36,862 --> 00:46:40,198 - [ Groans ] - NEXT. WE SEEM TO HAVE AN OPENING. 820 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:43,101 WHERE'S FRANKLIN ? WHO ? 821 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,769 - KEVIN FRANKLIN. - [ Phone Ringing ] - FRANKLIN ! 822 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,771 USED YOUR NAME AS A REFERENCE ON HIS LOAN REQUEST. 823 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,773 I DON'T KNOW NO FRANKLIN. I MEAN-- 824 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,310 YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE WHEN IT RINGS ? YOU WANNA ANSWER IT. 825 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:54,679 ANSWER IT ! OKAY. WHAT ? 826 00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:58,783 - WHERE'VE YOU BEEN, MAN ? - THANK GOD IT'S YOU, UH... MOTHER. 827 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,186 - MAN, ARE YOU TRIPPIN ? - SHE'S TELLIN' ME ABOUT HER TRIP TO FLORIDA. 828 00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:04,856 - NICE. TELL HER TO HURRY UP. - I'M STAYIN' WITH SOME FAMILY IN SEWICKLEY. 829 00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:07,225 THEY THINK I'M A DENTIST. I NEED YOU TO COME GET ME RIGHT NOW, MAN. 830 00:47:07,258 --> 00:47:09,694 NO. NO, NO. MOM, UH... 831 00:47:09,727 --> 00:47:13,698 I WILL NOT COME AND GET YOU NO MATTER HOW MUCH I'D LIKE TO, 832 00:47:13,731 --> 00:47:17,168 BECAUSE I HAVE TWO VERY ANGRY ITALIAN CUSTOMERS RIGHT HERE, 833 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:19,370 AND THEY ARE DEMANDING SERVICE ! [ Pauly ] THAT'S RIGHT. 834 00:47:19,404 --> 00:47:22,207 - THEY'RE THERE. - MAYBE YOU BETTER STAY PUT, MOM. 835 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,475 - WHAT AM I GONNA DO ? - BE A GOOD HOUSEGUEST, MOM, YOU KNOW ? 836 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:28,346 IF THE FOLKS ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, JUST SAY, "YES. NO PROBLEM. SURE." 837 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:30,481 AND MAYBE THEY'LL LIKE YOU AND LET YOU STAY. 838 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,650 COME ON. YES. NO PROBLEM. SURE. 839 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:35,853 - MAN-- - I GOTTA GO. UH... I LOVE YOU, SON. 840 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,855 PAULY ! MAMA. M-MAMA'S SON. 841 00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:41,759 M-MAMA-SAN ! SHE'S HALF JAPANESE. FRANKLIN, IS THIS YOU ? 842 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,861 - IS IT HIM ? - [ High-Pitched Voice ] WHO IS THIS ? 843 00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:46,864 I WAS TALKIN' TO MY SON. I NEED TO BUY DEPENDS. I'M SORRY, LADY. 844 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:49,200 IT AIN'T EASY WHEN YOU USE THE BATHROOM ON YOURSELF. 845 00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:53,404 - I'M SORRY, LADY. - LOOK. OH, I DONE USED THE BATHROOM ON MYSELF. 846 00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:55,506 I'M SORRY, LADY ! 847 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:59,377 YOU BETTER TELL US WHERE FRANKLIN IS OR WE'RE GONNA BE PISSED ! 848 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:03,414 AIN'T NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO OR SAY TO ME THAT'LL MAKE ME GIVE IN MY BROTHER TO YOU. 849 00:48:03,448 --> 00:48:08,519 HE'S IN SEWICKLEY STAYIN' WITH SOME FOLKS HE DON'T EVEN KNOW. H-HE'S THEIR HOUSEGUEST. 850 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:12,590 LARRY'S MY MAIN MAN. HE AIN'T GONNA GIVE ME UP. WE'RE LIKE THIS. 851 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,394 [ Birds Chirping ] 852 00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:20,631 OH, MAN. HE'S WEAK. HE'S NEUROTIC. HE GAVE ME UP. 853 00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:24,435 HE GAVE ME UP. I GOT TO GET OUTTA HERE. AAGH ! OH ! 854 00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:28,239 [ Grunting ] 855 00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:32,377 SORRY, CARL ! [ Barking ] 856 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,379 - HEY, BUDDY ! - HUH ? 857 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,714 COME ON ! YOUR BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS AWAITS YOU ! I WAS JUST-- 858 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,384 GOOD MORNING, DEREK. COME ON. 859 00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:42,087 MUESLI, SOY MILK, PAPAYA SLICES. 860 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,322 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 861 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:47,092 ME, NEITHER. WELL, YA DO IT, AND THAT'S COMMENDABLE. 862 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:49,794 WELL, KIDS, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A FREE MAN. 863 00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:54,232 I'VE CLEARED THE DECKS AT THE OFFICE FOR THREE DAYS. EVEN DEREK CLEARED HIS SCHEDULE. 864 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:57,302 - WISH YOUR MOTHER COULD DO THE SAME. - I'M BUSY ALL WEEKEND. 865 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,904 STEVE AND I ARE DOING GRAVE RUBBINGS IN THE OLD CEMETERY. 866 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:04,442 OH, HONEY, YOU CAN DO THAT ANYTIME. DAD, IT'S MEMORIAL DAY. 867 00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:07,112 WE'RE DOING THIS AS A MEMORIAL TRIBUTE... [ Coughs ] 868 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:09,514 TO ALL THE GREAT POETS WHO GAVE SO MUCH TO US... 869 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:12,117 AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR OWN LIVES, 870 00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:15,653 LIKE EDGAR ALLEN POE, VIRGINIA WOOLF, LIKE SYLVIA PLATH. 871 00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:19,757 I DON'T THINK IT WOULD KILL US TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER LIKE FAMILIES DO. 872 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,493 - DON'T YOU AGREE, DEREK ? - MMM. 873 00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:26,397 UM-- [ Stammering ] 874 00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:32,203 I THINK THAT FAMILY TOGETHERNESS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 875 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:35,773 THIS ISN'T FAIR. YOU'RE ALL GANGING UP AGAINST ME ! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS ! 876 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:39,110 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL ? I CAN'T STAND THEM. I HATE THEM. 877 00:49:39,144 --> 00:49:42,613 - BUT THEN AGAIN-- - DEREK, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO BEAR WITNESS TO THIS. 878 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:45,150 LOOK, EVERYBODY. 879 00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:49,387 WE CAN ALL DO WHATEVER WE WANT TODAY, BUT TOMORROW IT'S FAMILY SOLIDARITY DAY, 880 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:52,423 AND WE'RE ALL SPENDING IT WITH OUR BEST BUDDY DEREK. 881 00:49:54,225 --> 00:49:57,628 THIS IS THE BEST BREAKFAST. BUT YOU CAN HAVE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING, 882 00:49:57,662 --> 00:50:01,199 - SO I'VE GOT TO RUN. - HEY, SPEAKIN' OF WHICH-- JASON. 883 00:50:01,232 --> 00:50:04,169 [ Gary ] WE HAVE A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU. 884 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,337 MY GOOD BUDDY DEREK, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM. 885 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:11,742 THANKS. 886 00:50:13,378 --> 00:50:16,381 WHOA. THESE ARE NICE. 887 00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:20,651 MAN. HOW'D YOU KNOW MY SIZE ? 888 00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:22,820 EYEBALLED THOSE DOGS OF YOURS AT THE AIRPORT. 889 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:25,656 - PUT MYSELF THROUGH LAW SCHOOL SELLING SHOES. - JASON. EAT. 890 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,758 THIRTEEN-E FROM THE MOMENT I SPOTTED YA. 891 00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:30,228 - YEAH. - WELL, LACE 'EM UP, DEREK. 892 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:32,663 I ALREADY SIGNED YOU UP FOR THE MEMORIAL DAY 5K. 893 00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:36,201 - IT'S TO RAISE MONEY FOR SARAH'S SCHOOL. - PLEASE, DEREK ! PLEASE ! 894 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,369 YEAH. NO PROBLEM. SURE. IF I'M STILL HERE. 895 00:50:38,403 --> 00:50:41,772 - WHAT DO YA MEAN ? IT'S TOMORROW ! - THERE YA GO. I'M THERE ! 896 00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:44,375 - DEREK WAS THE BEST ATHLETE AT CAMP. - WHAT WAS YOUR BEST SPORT ? 897 00:50:44,409 --> 00:50:46,744 WELL, REALLY, I DIDN'T HAVE A BEST SPORT. 898 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:50,115 THIS GUY WAS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF CAMP TWO SUMMERS IN A ROW. 899 00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:53,751 - B-BALL ? REALLY ? COULD YOU TEACH ME SOME MOVES ? - COME ON. DEREK'S ON VACATION. 900 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:57,255 - GO FOR YOUR RUN, THEN WE'LL HEAD TO THE COUNTRY CLUB. - THE COUNTRY CLUB ? 901 00:50:57,288 --> 00:51:01,259 - YOU CAN SHOW ME THAT FAMOUS GOLF SWING. - [ Laughing ] I CAN'T WAIT. 902 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:03,294 NOW I REALLY HAVE TO RUN. GARY, 903 00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:06,231 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SET ME UP LIKE THAT ! - TH-THIS ISN'T THE TIME. 904 00:51:06,264 --> 00:51:09,300 [ Gary and Emily Arguing ] I CAN'T DO THIS TO THESE PEOPLE. 905 00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:12,737 - THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE ! - I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS ! YOU ARE MR. GOOD GUY ! 906 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:15,773 * LA LA LA-LA-LA LA YOU ARE THE PERFECT HOST, GIVING OUT SHOES ! 907 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:18,409 I JUST WANNA SAY... 908 00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,378 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY, 909 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,881 AND SORRY IF I'VE BEEN ANY KIND OF INCONVENIENCE. 910 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:29,387 - HEY, WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE YA. - DEREK, WE THINK YOU'VE BEEN THE PERFECT GUEST. 911 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,689 I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT A FAMILY... 912 00:51:38,263 --> 00:51:40,765 OHH ! 913 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,573 - [ Growling ] - HEY, CARL, WHAT'S UP ? 914 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,575 WE'RE BROTHERS. YOU KNOW THAT. 915 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:53,811 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THAT, BUT YOU'RE MY MAIN MAN ! 916 00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:55,780 [ Barking ] GOOD DOG, CARL ! COME ON ! STOP ! 917 00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:57,915 OH, MAN, STAY ! 918 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,485 G-GOOD DOG. OH. GOOD DOG. 919 00:52:00,518 --> 00:52:03,254 GOOD DAY. GOOD MORNING. 920 00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:06,357 GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ? 921 00:52:06,391 --> 00:52:09,093 ** [ Choir ] 922 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:13,464 * YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY 923 00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:18,135 * SO GET UP AND GET AWAY 924 00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:22,707 * TODAY * 925 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:25,543 - HI, THERE. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE ? - YES, YOU MAY. 926 00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,712 UH, GIVE ME A BIG MAC, A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE, 927 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:31,516 A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE DOUBLE, A MCLEAN DELUXE WITH CHEESE, 928 00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:35,520 A CHEESEBURGER WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE ORDER OF FRIES AND A LARGE COKE. 929 00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:38,523 - THAT COMES TO $10.87, SIR. - OKAY, CHANGE THAT. 930 00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:40,825 - OH. - QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE. 931 00:52:40,858 --> 00:52:45,696 UM... A LARGE COKE AND A LARGE FRY. 932 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:48,199 COMES TO $4.07, SIR. RIGHT ! 933 00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:50,635 [ Worker ] GIVE ME THE NUGGETS. I NEED TWO NINE-PACKS. 934 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:53,671 [ Worker #2 ] THERE THEY ARE, COMIN' UP RIGHT NOW. 935 00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:56,207 HERE YOU GO, SIR. THANK YOU FOR DINING AT MCDONALD'S. 936 00:52:56,241 --> 00:53:00,745 - WE'RE IN THE VICINITY. - VICINITY ? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? 937 00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:04,749 CLOSE. REAL CLOSE. HE'S HOLED UP WITH A FAMILY IN A TOWN HERE CALLED SEWICKEY. 938 00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:06,751 - SEWICKLEY, PAULY. - VICINITY ? 939 00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:09,820 -WE DON'T HAVE AN EXACT ADDRESS. -WE DON'T HAVE NO ADDRESS. -WOULD YOU SHUT UP ? 940 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,857 - WHAT DID YOU SAY ? - NOT YOU. JUST SOME JEHOVAH'S WITNESS HERE. 941 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,393 - PAULY ! PAULY ! - BACK OFF, PAL ! WE'RE CATHOLIC ! 942 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:18,095 - WAIT ! - SEE YA. BYE. - PINHEAD ! 943 00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:21,232 WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER ? YOU TRYIN' TO GET US KILLED ? NO, I JUST SAW FRANKLIN. 944 00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:24,201 WHERE ? HE'S AT MCDONALD'S. I DON'T SEE HIM NOW. 945 00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:26,604 YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM ! GET IN THE CAR ! I SAW HIM. 946 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:30,275 - WHAT ARE YA STANDIN' AROUND FOR ? - WHOA. NICE PORSCHE. 947 00:53:34,412 --> 00:53:39,216 [ Radio ] * DANNY BOY 948 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:41,386 HEY, WHAT'S UP ? 949 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:45,290 * THE PIPES ARE CALLING 950 00:53:45,323 --> 00:53:50,661 THOUGHT I MISSED SOMETHING. UM... HOW FAR CAN I GET FOR A DOLLAR AND, UH... 951 00:53:51,629 --> 00:53:53,764 THIRTY-THREE CENTS ? 952 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:58,636 HELLO. [ Chuckles ] 953 00:53:58,669 --> 00:54:01,272 ALAQUIPA. 954 00:54:01,306 --> 00:54:04,575 ALAQUIPA ? HOW FAR IS THAT ? 955 00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,280 'BOUT A HALF MILE UP THE ROAD. 956 00:54:09,314 --> 00:54:12,116 A HALF MILE ? FORGET THAT. 957 00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:15,252 GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE. 958 00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:18,523 OH ! DON'T GO TOO FAST. I DON'T WANT YOU TO HURT YOURSELF. 959 00:54:22,527 --> 00:54:25,262 NEWEST GAME IN TOWN. 960 00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:28,232 I FEEL MIGHTY LUCKY, PARTNER. 961 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:31,502 I SWEAR I SAW HIM ! WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM ? 962 00:54:31,536 --> 00:54:33,671 THERE ! THERE HE IS ! NO, JOEY ! LOOK OUT ! 963 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:36,641 - WHOA ! - THERE HE IS ! FOLLOW HIM ! 964 00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:38,709 I'LL RUN HIM DOWN ! 965 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:44,549 - WHOA ! - WHOA ! 966 00:54:49,354 --> 00:54:52,089 - COME BACK HERE, FRANKLIN ! - WE'LL GET HIM THIS TIME ! OW ! 967 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,625 OH ! 968 00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:57,762 - WHOA ! - JOEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY ! 969 00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:00,698 - [ Grunts ] - GIVE ME A BOOST, JOEY ! - OKAY, PAULY ! 970 00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:03,200 OHHH ! 971 00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:06,371 NO ! NO ! NO ! JOEY, I'M DOWN HERE ! AGH ! 972 00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:10,107 - [ Grunting ] - OH ! - NICE FENCE. 973 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:13,778 - [ Dog Barking ] - NO, JOEY ! YOU'RE SQUISHIN' ME ! 974 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:17,682 [ Grunting ] SORRY, LADY. 975 00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:21,619 - COME ON, GET UP, YA-- - [ Pauly ] HE'S GETTIN' AWAY ! 976 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:25,122 - [ Horn Honks ] - COME ON. HOP IN. 977 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,125 - I BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE. - [ Baby ] HUH ? 978 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:31,362 - WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR TEE TIME. - OKAY, LET'S TEE OFF. 979 00:55:31,396 --> 00:55:36,200 WHAT'S WITH THE SUITCASE ? WHEN I JOG, IT GIVES ME A BETTER CARDIOVASCULAR WORKOUT. 980 00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:38,636 FRANKLIN ! OH ! 981 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:41,472 - HE GOT AWAY, JOEY. - MY HEAD DON'T HURT NO MORE. 982 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,174 HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW ? COME ON BEFORE WE LOSE HIM ! 983 00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:46,677 COME ON, JOEY ! ALL RIGHT, PAULY. ALL RIGHT. 984 00:55:58,889 --> 00:56:01,492 THERE THEY GO. SORRY, PAULY. ALL RIGHT ! ALL RIGHT, ALREADY ! 985 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:04,529 YOU'RE LIKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT CONSTANTLY IN MY EARS. 986 00:56:04,562 --> 00:56:06,564 YOU'RE LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, JOEY. 987 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:09,233 GARY, LOOK, MAN. THIS WHOLE GOLF THING IS A BAD IDEA. 988 00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:12,336 I DIDN'T BRING MY STICKS. I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT CLOTHES. 989 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:15,540 THE PRO SHOP WILL FIX YA UP. OH, I DIDN'T BRING MY WALLET. 990 00:56:15,573 --> 00:56:17,675 IT'S ON ME, BUDDY. COME ON. WH-- I-- 991 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:20,711 * LOVIN' LIFE LOVIN' LIFE * 992 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:25,783 * LA LA LA LA LA-LA LA LA LA * 993 00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:29,454 * LOVIN' LIFE LOVIN' LIFE * 994 00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:34,425 * LA LA LA LA LA-LA LA LA LA * 995 00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:38,128 * YEAH OH, YEAH * 996 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:43,400 * MM-HMM 997 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:48,205 * LIFE IS PLEASURE AND THE CHILD OF PAIN * 998 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:51,408 * IT'S SO MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU KNOW THE GAME * 999 00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:56,581 * IF YOU'RE READY COME AND GO WITH THE THING * 1000 00:56:56,614 --> 00:56:59,617 * COME ON, EVERYBODY LAUGH AND SING * 1001 00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:03,721 * YOU SHOULD BE LOVIN' LIFE LOVIN' LIFE * 1002 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,290 I LOOK LIKE FAT ALBERT. 1003 00:57:06,323 --> 00:57:09,093 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE. 1004 00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,631 WOW, THIS IS SOMETHING. NICE JOINT. 1005 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,833 HELLO. MAY WE HELP YOU ? 1006 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:19,504 NO. WE WERE JUST LOOKIN' AROUND. WERE YOU CONSIDERING MEMBERSHIP ? 1007 00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:21,271 THAT'S RIGHT. WE WANNA BE MEMBERS. 1008 00:57:21,305 --> 00:57:23,908 WHICH OF OUR MEMBERS WOULD BE YOUR SPONSORS ? 1009 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:27,111 THE M-MILLERS. SMITHS. 1010 00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:29,780 - MILLER SMITH. THE MILLER-SMITHS. - MILLER-SMITHS. 1011 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:32,683 MILLER-SMITHS. OH, SO YOU'RE ACQUAINTED WITH THE MILLER-SMITHS. 1012 00:57:32,717 --> 00:57:36,521 - OH, YEAH, SURE. - WELL, THEY'RE VERY NICE PEOPLE. 1013 00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:40,691 - VERY NICE. TERRIFIC. - I THINK WE CAN ARRANGE A TOUR. 1014 00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:43,761 FOLLOW ME. RIGHT THIS WAY. THANK YOU. 1015 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,696 MR. PIKE, I HOPE WE'RE NOT LATE. 1016 00:57:45,730 --> 00:57:49,534 HELL, NO. THERE'S STILL TIME FOR ANOTHER BLOODY MARY. 1017 00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:52,169 PONCHO, ANOTHER ROUND OF B.M.S OVER HERE. 1018 00:57:52,202 --> 00:57:57,441 I THINK IT'S PABLO, DON. WHO CARES AS LONG AS THE DRINKS ARE STRONG ? RIGHT, JERRY ? 1019 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,443 YES, SIR. MR. PIKE, THIS IS DEREK BOND. 1020 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,547 - DEREK, YOU ALREADY KNOW RON, OUR FAMILY DENTIST. - GOOD TO SEE YA. 1021 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:05,516 OH, FELLOW DENTIST. THAT'S MARVELOUS. 1022 00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:09,086 - SLAP ME FIVE, THERE, BROTHER ! - WHAT IF I JUST SLAP YOU ? 1023 00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:12,690 - [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] 1024 00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:15,693 - WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS BOY ? HE'S PURE GOLD ! - BOY ? 1025 00:58:15,726 --> 00:58:18,462 - I LIKE HIM, JERRY ! - I THINK HIS NAME IS GARY. 1026 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:22,466 - IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A MAN OF YOUR PERSUASION ALONG. - UH, DON, LOOK. DRINK. 1027 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:25,369 OH, WRAP THESE UP, PONCHO. WE'RE TEEING OFF. 1028 00:58:25,402 --> 00:58:27,672 AND BRING THE CLUBS ALONG TOO. COME ON, THERE. 1029 00:58:27,705 --> 00:58:31,676 COME ON ! PONCHO, STOP THINKIN' ABOUT THOSE SENORITAS... 1030 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:33,678 AND LET'S GO. 1031 00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:37,281 [ Muttering In Spanish, Grunting ] 1032 00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:40,551 YOU WORK HARD FOR ME, SON, 1033 00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:44,388 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU, MR. PIKE. 1034 00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:49,093 OHH. THE CLIENTS, THEY ALL LIKE YOU, 1035 00:58:49,126 --> 00:58:51,862 AND GOD KNOWS YOU'RE ALWAYS AVAILABLE WHEN I NEED YOU. 1036 00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:56,400 I TRY, SIR. I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET. WE JUST SIGNED A NEW CLIENT: 1037 00:58:56,433 --> 00:59:00,204 BEAVER MEADOWS, A FROZEN-FOOD CONGLOMERATE. REALLY ? 1038 00:59:00,237 --> 00:59:02,372 THEY'RE BRANCHING OUT INTO NEW PRODUCT AREAS. 1039 00:59:02,406 --> 00:59:07,377 THEY'RE STARTING A NEW YOGURT CHAIN. NINETY-ONE CHOICES, SOME CRAP LIKE THAT. 1040 00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:10,781 I COULD HAVE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST. MY WIFE IS IN THE YOGURT BUSINESS. 1041 00:59:10,815 --> 00:59:13,684 THAT'S GREAT ! SO YOU HAVE THE INSIDE TRACK ! 1042 00:59:13,718 --> 00:59:17,121 THE FILES ARE ON YOUR DESK. YOU GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU. 1043 00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:21,391 FIRST MEETING TUESDAY MORNING. WILL WE BE READY ? 1044 00:59:21,425 --> 00:59:23,393 UH, YEAH. WE'LL BE READY. 1045 00:59:23,427 --> 00:59:26,764 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO, UH-- 1046 00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:29,266 WE'LL BE READY. 1047 00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:31,869 YOUR BALLS DIRTY ? WHAT ? 1048 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,871 I WASH MY BALLS RELIGIOUSLY. 1049 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:38,408 I LIKE 'EM SO CLEAN YOU CAN JUST FEEL EVERY DIMPLE. 1050 00:59:38,442 --> 00:59:42,212 THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT. THE CLEANER THE BALL, THE BETTER THE PLAY, 1051 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:44,214 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PULL OUT THAT WOOD. 1052 00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:47,384 THE QUICKER YOU GET IT IN THE HOLE WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF STROKES, THE BETTER. 1053 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:49,553 ARE YOU TRYIN' TO TELL ME SOMETHIN' ? LET ME WASH YOUR BALLS FOR YOU. 1054 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:52,089 NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE THIS STICK. WE'LL WASH 'EM TOGETHER. 1055 00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:54,391 WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHILL OUT ? I'LL WASH. YOU DRY. 1056 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,493 TRUST ME. YOU GET A LOT MORE DISTANCE. 1057 00:59:56,526 --> 00:59:59,463 TRUST ME. YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET YOURSELF HURT. COME ON. JUST UNZIP YOUR BAG... 1058 00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:01,498 AND PULL OUT YOUR BALLS. JUST BACK UP ! 1059 01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:04,168 ALL RIGHT ! GEEZ ! SORRY ! SUIT YOURSELF. 1060 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,678 THE LOVELY PINK TERRACE, NAMED AFTER SIR JONAS PINK. 1061 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:17,314 I LOVE THIS COLOR. YEAH. UH, HOME OF OUR AFTERNOON TEA... 1062 01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:19,316 EXCLUSIVELY FOR LADIES. 1063 01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,186 [ Women ] HI, STEWART. GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES. 1064 01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:24,521 AH, THIS DAMN SCIATICA ! 1065 01:00:24,554 --> 01:00:27,491 [ Stewart ] CASH OR CREDIT. THAT INCLUDES-- 1066 01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:30,227 [ Groaning ] 1067 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,498 [ Groaning ] 1068 01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:37,702 HEY, YOU GUYS ! WHAT KIND OF GOLF IS THIS, MAN ? THIS IS BORING ! 1069 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,804 WE NEED TO SPEED THE GAME UP. YOU EVER PLAY SPEED GOLF ? 1070 01:00:39,837 --> 01:00:42,272 I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT. SOUNDS LIKE SPEED CHESS. 1071 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:45,275 THERE YOU GO, MAN. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. COME ON, EVERYBODY. 1072 01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:47,812 WE TEE OFF AT THE SAME TIME, JUMP IN THE CARTS AND WE LEAVE. 1073 01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:50,681 IT DOESN'T COUNT UNLESS WE ALL HIT THE BALL AT THE SAME TIME. 1074 01:00:50,715 --> 01:00:53,217 DON'T LOOK AT ANYBODY NEXT TO YOU. ARE YOU READY ? 1075 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,219 ON THE COUNT OF THREE. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 1076 01:00:55,252 --> 01:00:57,855 ONE ! TWO ! 1077 01:00:57,888 --> 01:01:01,726 THREE ! GO ! 1078 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:04,695 THAT'S THE SHOT ! [ Gary ] NICE SHOT, MR. PIKE ! 1079 01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:06,797 - TOUGH BREAK, CHIP. - COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 1080 01:01:06,831 --> 01:01:08,833 LEAVE THE DRINKS ! COME ON ! YOU'RE NOT A CADDIE ! 1081 01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:11,635 THERE HE IS ! SHOW US THE COURSE. SHOW US THE COURSE. 1082 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,838 OH, OF COURSE. THE COURSE. 1083 01:01:13,871 --> 01:01:18,375 [ Whooping, Shouting ] COME ON, LET'S GO ! 1084 01:01:18,408 --> 01:01:22,246 * SPEED GOLF [ Laughing ] 1085 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:26,150 COME ON ! QUICKLY ! 1086 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:29,419 WHOO ! [ Laughing ] 1087 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:33,223 * SPEED GOLF 1088 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:38,362 OKAY, GO ! GO ! 1089 01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:41,732 - WHERE'S YOUR BALL ? - [ Grunting ] 1090 01:01:41,766 --> 01:01:46,170 - HIT THE BALL ! - [ Grunting, Shouting ] 1091 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:49,206 - COME ON ! LET'S GO ! - HIT 'EM ! HIT 'EM ! HIT 'EM ! 1092 01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:52,076 - [ Cheering ] - [ Shouting ] HERE WE GO ! 1093 01:01:52,109 --> 01:01:56,847 [ Shouting, Chattering, Laughing ] 1094 01:01:56,881 --> 01:02:00,150 [ Kevin ] LET'S GO ! LET'S GO ! LET'S GO ! 1095 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:05,622 AH-OO-GAH ! [ Laughing ] 1096 01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:08,625 [ Stewart ] BOY, THIS IS A TREAT. THIS IS OUR NINTH HOLE. 1097 01:02:08,658 --> 01:02:11,095 NOTICE THE SLIGHT DOGLEG AT THE RIGHT. 1098 01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:12,763 YUP. QUITE A LITTLE HISTORY HERE. 1099 01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:15,800 AT THE '72 OPEN, ARNOLD PALMER MADE A HOLE IN ONE. 1100 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:20,104 I WAS JUST A BOY, BUT IT MADE QUITE AN IMPACT ON MY LIFE. 1101 01:02:20,137 --> 01:02:23,373 MAKE IT STOP, JOEY. WHOA ! 1102 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:25,910 - GOOD RIDDANCE. - THERE HE GOES, PAULY ! 1103 01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:29,079 HEY ! HEY ! THIS COULD AFFECT YOUR MEMBERSHIP ! 1104 01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:31,715 - THAT'S HIM ! - OH ! 1105 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,885 - WHOA ! WHAT ARE YA DOIN' ? - THIS IS SPEED GOLF. WE SKIP HOLES THREE TO SIX. 1106 01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:38,088 - [ Kevin ] HOLD ON, THERE ! - [ Pike Laughing ] 1107 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:42,226 - OHH ! - [ All Shouting ] 1108 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,728 - WE LOST PIKE ! - [ Brakes Screech ] 1109 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,131 JOEY ! JOEY ! JOEY ! 1110 01:02:47,164 --> 01:02:50,634 - WHOA ! - STOP THEM ! STOP THAT GOLF CART ! 1111 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:54,104 - WHOA ! - [ Kevin Grunts ] 1112 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:56,240 MUST BE SOME MORE GUYS PLAYIN' SPEED GOLF. 1113 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:59,143 [ Shouting ] 1114 01:02:59,176 --> 01:03:01,745 PULL ! PULL ! 1115 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,181 THEY'RE SHOOTIN' AT US, PAULY ! 1116 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:07,184 - [ Kevin ] PIKE ! YA ALL RIGHT ? - [ Gary ] MR. PIKE ! 1117 01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:09,519 I THINK MY DAMN TOOTH IS BROKEN ! 1118 01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:12,622 THIS MAN NEEDS A DENTIST. RON, CHECK HIM OUT. WHY DON'T YOU ? 1119 01:03:12,656 --> 01:03:16,160 THIS IS PENNSYLVANIA. THIS IS OUT OF MY JURISDICTION. I COULD LOSE MY LICENSE. 1120 01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:20,430 NOW, YOU'RE THE WORLD-RENOWNED DENTIST. YOU CHECK HIM OUT. I'LL JUST WATCH. 1121 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:23,800 FINE. LET A REAL DENTIST GO TO WORK. JUST STEP BACK. EVERYBODY STEP BACK. 1122 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,838 THIS MAN NEEDS AIR ! HE COULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK. I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE. 1123 01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,440 OH, THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD. 1124 01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:33,310 - SAY "AAH." - AAH ! - OH. THIS IS BAD. 1125 01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:36,380 THIS MAN NEEDS A TIC TAC ! ANYBODY HAVE A TIC TAC, PLEASE ? 1126 01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:39,283 - DO YOU THINK MAYBE THE TOOTH NEEDS TO COME OUT ? - WHAT DO YOU THINK, DOCTOR ? 1127 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:44,154 - I ASKED YOU FIRST. - SEE, THAT'S WHY I HAVE MORE PAPERS PUBLISHED, 1128 01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:48,558 LIKE MAYBE 70 IN THE LAST YEAR, TO BE EXACT, BECAUSE I-- OKAY, I'LL LOOK AT HIM. 1129 01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:53,697 - [ Wincing, Groaning ] - OH, EEWWHH ! MM-HMM. 1130 01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:57,334 THIS MAN HAS A DATE WITH THE TOOTH FAIRY, PEOPLE ! 1131 01:03:57,367 --> 01:04:01,071 APPEARS TO BE A HORIZONTAL FRACTURE WITH A PERIAPICAL INFECTION, 1132 01:04:01,105 --> 01:04:03,540 A FISTULA DRAINING AND PULPAL NECROSIS. 1133 01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:07,577 I THINK THIS MAN NEEDS A ROOT AMPUTATION TO AVOID PERIODONTAL LIGAMENT TRAUMA, 1134 01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:11,748 AND IF I WERE DOING IT, I'D ADMINISTER 7.2 CC OF XYLOCAINE WITH EPINEPHRINE. 1135 01:04:11,781 --> 01:04:14,551 BUT... 1136 01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:16,553 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 1137 01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:19,089 LET ME SEE THAT, DOCTOR. 1138 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:22,726 YEAH, OKAY. 1139 01:04:22,759 --> 01:04:26,330 YES. THAT'S MUCH BETTER THAN TYING A STRING TO A DOORKNOB... 1140 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:30,434 AND JUST SLAMMIN' IT SHUT. [ Laughing ] 1141 01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:34,604 YES, BRENDA. DR. TIMMERMAN. 1142 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:37,607 BEFORE YOU GET STARTED, YOU HAVE A VISITOR. 1143 01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:39,776 - AH, GOOD. - [ Chuckles ] 1144 01:04:39,809 --> 01:04:42,412 UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1145 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:47,584 UH, YOU MIGHT WANNA JUST GET WASHED UP FIRST. 1146 01:04:48,785 --> 01:04:51,888 BRENDA. GO. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 1147 01:04:51,922 --> 01:04:54,758 - DO YOUR THING, DEREK. - HEY, GARY. 1148 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:57,561 [ Chuckling ] 1149 01:04:57,594 --> 01:05:01,365 - [ Snorts, Grunts ] - GET CLEAN NOW. 1150 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:05,435 ** [ Humming ] 1151 01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:11,575 WE WANT FRANKLIN ! WE WANT FRANKLIN ! 1152 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:15,545 - FRANKLIN'S UP ! HE SLAMS ! UNH ! - HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1153 01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:19,216 DR. WALTER KRAFT ! WHO ? 1154 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:21,218 WALTER KRAFT. UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH DENTAL SCHOOL. 1155 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:23,220 HE'S HERE WITH HIS CLASS. 1156 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:26,223 WALTER-- I ASKED HIM TO COME OVER AND WATCH THE PROCEDURE. 1157 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:29,493 OH, THAT'S-- THAT'S GREAT. WHEN HE HEARD THAT YOU WERE COMIN', 1158 01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:31,761 THEY ALL JUST PILED IN THE VAN AND CAME RIGHT OVER. GOOD. 1159 01:05:31,795 --> 01:05:35,165 YOU DO REMEMBER WALTER, DON'T YOU ? KINDA. YOU KNOW-- 1160 01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:38,635 OH, SURE. I MEAN, HE MUST HAVE BEEN TEACHING WHEN YOU WENT THROUGH THE PROGRAM. 1161 01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:43,307 TEACH-- OH. I WAS INDEPENDENT STUDY. I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO CLASS. 1162 01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:46,610 WOULD YOU GET SOME MORE TOPICAL ANESTHETIC, PLEASE ? 1163 01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:54,584 NO. NO. NO. NOT NOW. 1164 01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:56,586 - WAKE UP. - [ Grunting ] 1165 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:59,523 SHH ! SHH ! IT'S OKAY ! WAIT A MINUTE ! LET ME OUTTA HERE ! 1166 01:05:59,556 --> 01:06:03,160 WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ? 1167 01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:05,462 - THEY'RE HERE. - HE'S READY. 1168 01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:09,166 HERE THEY COME. COME ON, STEP IN, EVERYBODY. COME ALONG. RIGHT THIS WAY. 1169 01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:13,270 IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU DR. DEREK BOND. 1170 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:15,839 [ Applause ] [ Woman ] DOCTOR. 1171 01:06:15,872 --> 01:06:18,108 MY BROTHER. WHAT'S UP ? 1172 01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:20,144 [ Chuckles ] DR. KRAFT, 1173 01:06:20,177 --> 01:06:22,579 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO YOUR MOST FAMOUS STUDENT ? 1174 01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:27,684 PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT, EH ? 1175 01:06:27,717 --> 01:06:30,820 - [ Laughing ] - [ All Laughing ] 1176 01:06:32,256 --> 01:06:35,625 SO NOW THAT DR. BOND HAS ANESTHETIZED THE PATIENT, 1177 01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:37,727 I WILL REMOVE THE MAXILLARY RIGHT UPPER LATERAL INCISOR. 1178 01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:42,399 EXCUSE ME. WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR US TO SEE DR. BOND PERFORM THE PROCEDURE ? 1179 01:06:42,432 --> 01:06:45,535 - [ Cheering, Applause ] - OH, THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA. 1180 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,704 OH, NO, NO, NO. 1181 01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:51,175 THANKS, MY BROTHER, BUT WITH ALL THESE MALPRACTICE SUITS RUNNIN' AROUND, 1182 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:56,213 I GET A HEADACHE JUST THINKIN' ABOUT WORKING WITHOUT A LICENSE IN THE STATE. 1183 01:06:56,246 --> 01:07:00,384 - DEREK, COME ON ! - HERE. STICK YOUR MITTS RIGHT IN THERE. 1184 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,087 [ Laughter, Applause ] 1185 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:06,723 - RIGHT IN THERE. - WELL, LET'S GET TO WORK. 1186 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:09,759 OH ! 1187 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,662 - OH. - ALL RIGHT. 1188 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:15,399 NEVER BE ASHAMED TO USE TWO HANDS. I HAVE SMALL HANDS, 1189 01:07:15,432 --> 01:07:18,402 SO I HAD TO DEVELOP THE DEREK BOND TWO-HANDED GRIP. 1190 01:07:18,435 --> 01:07:21,238 TAKE YOUR TIME. ALWAYS TAKE YOUR TIME. 1191 01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:25,375 MAKE SURE THEY'RE ASLEEP. ALWAYS TOUCH THEM TO REASSURE THAT YOU'RE THEIR FRIEND. 1192 01:07:25,409 --> 01:07:29,079 I'M YOUR FRIEND. I'M YOUR FRIEND. GET THAT THING HERE. 1193 01:07:29,113 --> 01:07:31,581 - [ Motor Starts ] - [ Pop ] 1194 01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:34,751 [ Cheering, Applause ] YEA, DEREK ! 1195 01:07:34,784 --> 01:07:37,221 - WOW. - [ Derek Chuckles ] THANK YOU. 1196 01:07:37,254 --> 01:07:40,357 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1197 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:44,128 I WANT A LIST OF EVERY MEMBER WHO STEPPED ON THIS GOLF COURSE TODAY. EVERY MEMBER ! 1198 01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:47,864 - [ Stewart Grunting ] - THERE IT IS ! JUST GIVE ME IT ! 1199 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:50,734 HE'S ON THIS LIST, AND IT'S GONNA TAKE US RIGHT TO HIM ! 1200 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,470 WHEN I WAS A KID AND THINGS GOT ME DOWN, 1201 01:07:53,503 --> 01:07:57,541 I'D COME DOWN HERE WITH ONE OF THESE. 1202 01:07:57,574 --> 01:08:00,410 INEVITABLY, THINGS WOULDN'T SEEM SO BAD ANYMORE. 1203 01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:03,713 THERE'S A LOT OF OPPORTUNITY IN FROZEN YOGURT. UH-HUH. 1204 01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:05,081 IT'S A BIG FIELD, RIGHT ? UH-HUH. 1205 01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:09,486 A BEAVER MEADOWS PRODUCT WON'T REALLY AFFECT EMILY'S YOGURT MADNESS. 1206 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:12,456 A LITTLE HEALTHY COMPETITION MIGHT BE GOOD FOR HER. IT'LL KEEP HER ON HER TOES, RIGHT ? 1207 01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:17,661 [ Coughing ] 1208 01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:21,231 DEREK. WHAT ABOUT YOUR DIET ? 1209 01:08:21,265 --> 01:08:23,233 I HAVE WEAKNESSES. I HAVE WEAKNESSES. 1210 01:08:23,267 --> 01:08:25,569 I TRY TO FIGHT 'EM. SOMETIMES THEY GET THE BEST OF ME. 1211 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,405 PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME FOR THIS. JUDGE YOU ? 1212 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,507 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT PERFECT. 1213 01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:34,110 MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. 1214 01:08:34,144 --> 01:08:36,180 YOU GOT SOME FRIES IN THAT BAG ? 1215 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:40,650 YEAH. DON'T WORRY. IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. THANK YOU, MAN. 1216 01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:42,619 [ Chuckling ] 1217 01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:47,191 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY HOW MUCH SIMPLER THINGS SEEMED WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 1218 01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:49,859 THOSE WERE THE DAYS, RIGHT ? THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 1219 01:08:49,893 --> 01:08:53,663 CABIN SIX. CABIN SIX. 1220 01:08:53,697 --> 01:08:58,468 * OH, MAPLERIDGE OH, MAPLERIDGE * * MAPLERIDGE 1221 01:08:58,502 --> 01:09:02,172 * WE COME TO YOU EACH SUMMER * * YOU... SUMMER 1222 01:09:02,206 --> 01:09:06,810 * OH, MAPLERIDGE OH, MAPLERIDGE * * OH... OH 1223 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:10,714 * WHERE ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE BROTHERS * * DOOBY DOOBY DOOBY 1224 01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:15,219 * WE LIKE TO RIDE A HORSE OR TWO * * SHOOBY DOOBY WOBBY DO * 1225 01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:18,422 * OR MAYBE ROW IN A CANOE * SHOOBY WAH WOBBY DO 1226 01:09:27,731 --> 01:09:30,367 OH, MAN. [ Laughing ] 1227 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:34,504 I FEEL BAD. I MEAN, I INVITE YOU HERE, YOU MAKE THE TRIP AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 1228 01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:37,707 COME ON, GARY ! AFTER 25 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP ? 1229 01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:40,710 COME ON, MAN. IT CAN'T AFFECT US. IT'S TOO DEEP. 1230 01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:43,747 TOO DEEP, MY BROTHER. YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T GET OVER ? 1231 01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:46,750 WHAT A GOOD SPORT YOU'VE BEEN ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1232 01:09:46,783 --> 01:09:50,554 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE NOW... 1233 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,656 THAN HERE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. 1234 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:57,261 LARRY, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. PICK UP THE PHONE. LARRY, PICK UP THE PHONE. 1235 01:09:57,294 --> 01:10:00,564 HEY, SARAH. I'M TALKIN' TO MY IMAGINARY FRIEND LARRY. 1236 01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:03,400 TEA ? TEA ? YES. 1237 01:10:03,433 --> 01:10:06,370 OOH, THESE CUPS ARE SO BIG. GO AHEAD. 1238 01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:08,872 LARRY. LA-- OW ! OW ! OW, IT'S COLD ! 1239 01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:13,577 - SORRY. - OW, IT'S COLD ! OW ! OW ! OW ! OW ! 1240 01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:16,780 SARAH, WAIT. SARAH, CAN I TALK-- 1241 01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:19,115 DADDY, DEREK'S FUNNY. OW ! 1242 01:10:19,148 --> 01:10:21,551 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT DINNER. 1243 01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:24,120 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TAKE ME TO BALLET CLASS ? 1244 01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:27,223 YEAH, DAD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKIN' ME TO THE PARK TO PLAY BASKETBALL. 1245 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,893 WE AGREED THAT YOU WOULD DO IT SO I COULD WORK ? 1246 01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:31,861 HOW COME I'M THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO TAKE OFF WORK ? 1247 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:34,631 WHAT ABOUT THAT SOLIDARITY DAY WE ALL WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ? 1248 01:10:34,664 --> 01:10:36,900 I SEE YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE EFFORT. 1249 01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:40,270 SUDDENLY IT'S A COMPETITION. NO. NO. THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 1250 01:10:40,304 --> 01:10:42,739 - JUST GO ALREADY, DAD. - THERE MUST BE SOME WAY WE CAN WORK THIS OUT. 1251 01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:45,775 DRY THIS HERE. 1252 01:10:45,809 --> 01:10:49,245 - MAYBE. YOU WOULDN'T MIND-- - PLEASE, DEREK. 1253 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:52,616 YEAH. NO PROBLEM. SURE. I MEAN, I'LL DRIVE THE CAR POOL. 1254 01:10:52,649 --> 01:10:54,618 HOW HARD CAN THAT BE ? 1255 01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:59,222 [ All Screaming ] 1256 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:01,224 GUYS, IT'S MY EAR ! 1257 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:04,461 ** [ Loud Heavy Metal ] 1258 01:11:04,494 --> 01:11:07,497 JASON, LEAVE IT-- LEAVE IT ON THE SOUL STATION ! 1259 01:11:08,532 --> 01:11:10,634 I SAID LEAVE THE RADIO ALONE ! 1260 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:12,769 - WE WAS ALREADY THERE. THERE TOO. - [ Snoring ] 1261 01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:18,475 - UH-UH. - SARAH, STOP ! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME HAVE AN AC-- STOP IT. 1262 01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:22,812 - [ Shouting ] - OH-OH. JASON, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A DRIVING LESSON. 1263 01:11:22,846 --> 01:11:25,815 WHAT ? I MEAN, EVERY YOUNG MAN SHOULD LEARN HOW TO DRIVE. 1264 01:11:25,849 --> 01:11:28,117 THIS IS A QUIET STREET. THAT'S THE BEST PART OF BEIN' A KID. 1265 01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:30,354 YOU GET OVER THERE. I'LL GET OVER HERE. 1266 01:11:30,387 --> 01:11:33,323 -BUT I'M 11. -I'LL DRIVE ! -MY FEET WON'T REACH THE PEDALS. 1267 01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:35,492 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, OKAY ? JUST TELL ME WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN. 1268 01:11:35,525 --> 01:11:38,595 - JASON IS A SCAREDY-CAT ! JASON IS A SCAREDY-CAT ! - THE LIGHT'S GREEN. 1269 01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:40,764 - OKAY. - [ Tires Squeal ] 1270 01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:44,067 PAULY, THERE GOES THAT CAR ! WELL, FOLLOW 'EM ! 1271 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:47,371 [ Horn Honks ] [ Pauly ] WATCH IT ! 1272 01:11:47,404 --> 01:11:49,706 LOOSEN UP A LITTLE BIT. BECOME ONE WITH THE ROAD. 1273 01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:53,076 - OKAY. - NOT THAT LOOSE ! - [ Screaming ] 1274 01:11:54,511 --> 01:11:57,714 [ Kevin ] GET BACK ON THE ROAD ! 1275 01:11:57,747 --> 01:12:00,817 [ Girls Laughing ] 1276 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:03,119 CARESS THE WHEEL LIKE YOU WOULD A WOMAN. 1277 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,288 NOT LIKE A PERVERT ! 1278 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:08,525 - I-I NEVER CARESSED A WOMAN ! - YOU DON'T DRIVE, YOU DON'T CARESS WOMEN. 1279 01:12:08,558 --> 01:12:11,461 - WHAT DO YOU DO ? - I PLAY VIDEO GAMES ! 1280 01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:13,630 - COME ON, NOW ! - [ Grunts ] 1281 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:17,701 - [ Laughing ] - [ Screams ] - WHOA ! 1282 01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:19,703 [ Jason ] SORRY ! 1283 01:12:19,736 --> 01:12:22,372 GO LEFT ! JOEY, YOU'RE LOSIN' HIM ! 1284 01:12:24,574 --> 01:12:26,843 JOEY ! JOEY, JOEY ! 1285 01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:30,146 - RED LIGHT ! RED LIGHT ! - [ Brakes Screech ] 1286 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,582 - [ Screams, Laughing ] - THANKS. 1287 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:36,252 HUH ? 1288 01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:39,823 HI. 1289 01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:41,525 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ? WHAT ? 1290 01:12:41,558 --> 01:12:44,193 DON'T WORRY. JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS OUT JOYRIDIN'. 1291 01:12:44,227 --> 01:12:46,229 WHAT'S THE WORLD COMIN' TO, PAULY ? 1292 01:12:46,262 --> 01:12:48,765 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, "MR. APISTOPHILIS." 1293 01:12:48,798 --> 01:12:51,535 WHO ? YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SO STUPID. 1294 01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:54,838 HE'S ONLY THE MOST MAJOR PHILOSOPHIST AROUND ALIVE TODAY. 1295 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:57,574 I'M GONNA SPLIT. YOU GOT SOME CHANGE ON YA ? 1296 01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:59,776 IN CASE THE CAR BREAKS DOWN AND YOU GOTTA GO HOME ? 1297 01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:02,512 BUT NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN. IT'S GONNA BE COOL. 1298 01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:05,214 ALL RIGHT. HAVE FUN. ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER. 1299 01:13:05,248 --> 01:13:07,283 THERE'S A PIGEON. CHECK THIS OUT. 1300 01:13:07,316 --> 01:13:09,553 [ Grunts ] 1301 01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:11,588 CAN I GET THE BALL ? 1302 01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:14,290 SORRY. COME ON, PLEASE ! COME ON ! 1303 01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:16,325 GIVE ME THE BALL BACK, GUYS ! TOO LATE ! 1304 01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:22,566 - GIVE ME THE BALL ! - HEY, JASON. IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE ? 1305 01:13:22,599 --> 01:13:25,569 OH, HEY ! IS THIS YOUR MOMMY COME TO WIPE YOUR NOSE ? 1306 01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:29,405 OH, OH, OH. PICKIN' ON LITTLE DUDES. YOU JUST BAD, AIN'T YA ? 1307 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:31,908 CAN I SEE THE BALL THERE ? OOH. HE'S SO STRONG. 1308 01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:35,078 TELL YOU WHAT. SINCE YOU'RE ALL SUCH TOUGH GUYS, 1309 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:37,080 HOW ABOUT IF WE PLAY A LITTLE BASKETBALL ? 1310 01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:40,249 - ME AND MY MAN AGAINST... ALL FIVE OF YOU. - [ Boys Chattering ] 1311 01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:42,418 I REALLY, REALLY SUCK. 1312 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,456 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. YOU DO NOT SUCK. 1313 01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:49,593 NEVER SAY THAT, OKAY ? BASKETBALL'S UP HERE. IT'S ABOUT CONFIDENCE. 1314 01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:52,161 I'VE WATCHED YOU PLAY IN THE DRIVEWAY. YOU HAVE GAME. 1315 01:13:52,195 --> 01:13:54,397 RELAX. RELAX, OKAY ? 1316 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,900 STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT LIKE MICHAEL JORDAN. WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS ? 1317 01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:59,168 MY HOUSE. PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH. 1318 01:13:59,202 --> 01:14:01,170 WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS ? MY HOUSE ! 1319 01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:04,407 WHOSE BALL IS THIS ? MY BALL ! MY BALL ! MY BALL ! 1320 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,676 LET'S GO PLAY. ALL RIGHT ! 1321 01:14:06,710 --> 01:14:09,445 I PLAY MUCH BETTER WHEN THERE'S SOMETHIN' AT STAKE. 1322 01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:13,650 IF YOU GUYS WIN, WE'LL GIVE YOU, UM... THE RED VOLVO OVER THERE. 1323 01:14:13,683 --> 01:14:16,419 BUT THAT'S MY DAD'S CAR ! THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1324 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:19,155 AND IF WE WIN, WE GET, UM... YOUR CLOTHES. 1325 01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:21,625 - OUR CLOTHES ? - OH, HE'S A GENIUS. HE'S A SMART ONE. 1326 01:14:21,658 --> 01:14:25,361 OKAY. IT'S MAKE IT, TAKE IT, WHICH MEANS IF WE SCORE, WE KEEP IT. 1327 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:27,797 CHECK ! WE'RE READY ! 1328 01:14:27,831 --> 01:14:31,100 - THERE IT IS ! - THE MAILMAN ! 1329 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:33,503 OH, THAT'S SWEET ! COME ON, BABY, PICK ! 1330 01:14:33,537 --> 01:14:35,505 THERE YOU GO ! HERE'S THE PICK ! 1331 01:14:35,539 --> 01:14:38,374 HERE COMES THE ROLL, RIGHT THERE. 1332 01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:41,110 - BIG GUY. - TUMMY. - CHEST PASS. 1333 01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:43,747 - IS THAT FOUR ? - OHH ! 1334 01:14:45,248 --> 01:14:47,517 [ Grunting ] 1335 01:14:47,551 --> 01:14:50,820 - IN YOUR FACE, PORKER ! - GIVE ME SOME ! - HELLO ! 1336 01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:53,456 [ Shouts ] 1337 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:55,458 PUT IT UP ! GONE ! 1338 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,727 [ Shouts ] 1339 01:14:57,761 --> 01:14:59,696 - YES ! - YOU DID GOOD. 1340 01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:02,666 IF YOU WORK REALLY HARD AND PRACTICE A LOT, WHO KNOWS ? 1341 01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:05,635 ONE DAY YOU MIGHT PLAY WITH THE CHICAGO BULLS. REALLY ? 1342 01:15:05,669 --> 01:15:08,638 MM-HMM. COME ON ! CAN WE PLEASE HAVE OUR CLOTHES BACK ? 1343 01:15:08,672 --> 01:15:11,507 MAYBE A BEST OUT OF THREE ! 1344 01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:13,643 NAH. NAH. 1345 01:15:13,677 --> 01:15:15,745 REMEMBER, I THREW THAT PASS-- 1346 01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:32,395 GARY, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD TODAY ? BEAVER MEADOWS IS GOING INTO THE YOGURT BUSINESS. 1347 01:15:32,428 --> 01:15:34,430 WOW. 1348 01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:36,766 AND YOUR FIRM IS GONNA REPRESENT THEM. 1349 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,735 - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. - WHO DO YOU THINK THEY ASSIGNED TO IT ? 1350 01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:41,537 UH, JERRY ? 1351 01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:44,207 - YEAH, I THINK IT'S JERRY. - YOUR BEST FRIEND AT THE FIRM ? 1352 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,610 - DON'T YOU THINK JERRY WOULD'VE CALLED ME ? - [ Phone Rings ] 1353 01:15:46,643 --> 01:15:48,712 BEAVER MEADOWS IS HUGE. THEY WILL SWALLOW US ALIVE. 1354 01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:52,081 THE LAST THING EDGAR ALLAN POE ATE BEFORE HE DIED WAS BROCCOLI. 1355 01:15:52,115 --> 01:15:54,684 THEN DON'T EAT IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE JERRY WOULD DO THAT TO US. 1356 01:15:54,718 --> 01:15:58,788 MOM, DAD, DEREK TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRIVE TODAY. 1357 01:15:58,822 --> 01:16:02,225 - WHA-- - LEFT TURNS ARE TOUGH AT 50, HUH, BIG GUY ? 1358 01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:06,562 - DEREK, IT'S FOR YOU. IT'S LARRY FROM THE TATTOO PARLOR. - COOL. 1359 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,235 OH. UM, CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG. 1360 01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:15,571 IT WAS GONNA BE A GIFT TO MY HOSTS FROM YOUR HOUSEGUEST. 1361 01:16:15,605 --> 01:16:17,774 UM, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST CALLED ! 1362 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:20,777 LARRY FROM THE TATTOO PARLOR ? YOU COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER ? 1363 01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:24,113 - WHERE YOU BEEN ? I BEEN TRYIN' TO CALL YOU. - HEY, HEY, HEY ! 1364 01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:27,450 - YOU PUT MY NAME DOWN ON YOUR LOAN REQUEST ! - I'M SORRY, MAN. 1365 01:16:27,483 --> 01:16:29,753 - I'M HANGIN' UP ! - DON'T HANG UP, MAN ! I'M SORRY ! 1366 01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:32,221 I GOT PAYIN' CUSTOMERS RIGHT NOW ! 1367 01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:34,624 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PICK ME UP. I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF TIME. 1368 01:16:34,658 --> 01:16:37,761 BESIDES, I'M TURNIN' INTO MARY POPPINS OUT HERE. 1369 01:16:37,794 --> 01:16:41,765 - AAH ! OH, MY GOD ! - LARRY, YOU STILL THERE ? - WE GOTTA TALK ! 1370 01:16:41,798 --> 01:16:43,900 YES. NO PROBLEM. SURE. 1371 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:46,269 - ALL RIGHT. 9:30 TONIGHT. - WHERE ? 1372 01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:48,104 - MICKEY D'S. - WHICH ONE ? - THEY ONLY HAVE ONE. 1373 01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:52,308 - THIS IS LIKE LEAVE IT TO BEAVER LAND HERE. HURRY. - IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ? 1374 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:57,280 HURRY ? NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T TELL ME TO HURRY ! I'LL TELL YOU TO HURRY ! 1375 01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:00,416 - OKAY ? BYE ! - THIS IS A HARLEY ! 1376 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:05,254 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ? - THAT'S... A HARLEY. [ Wheezes ] 1377 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:07,290 [ Larry ] EUROPEAN STYLE ? 1378 01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:11,360 IT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO GIVE US ANYTHING. REALLY. 1379 01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:16,632 WELL, I JUST-- LOOK, DEREK, ABOUT EMILY AND THIS BEAVER MEADOWS THING, 1380 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:21,637 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IN 18 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, I HAVE NEVER LIED TO MY WIFE. 1381 01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:23,606 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING, MOM ! 1382 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,641 PLEASE ! TIME OUT ! 1383 01:17:25,675 --> 01:17:29,645 YOU KNOW, RIGHT BEFORE ANNE SEXTON KILLED HERSELF, 1384 01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:33,783 SHE ASKED HER DAUGHTER TO PROMISE THAT THE WORDS "RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR"... 1385 01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:36,652 WOULD BE WRITTEN ON HER GRAVE. 1386 01:17:36,686 --> 01:17:39,155 THAT'S A MAJOR THING TO ASK. 1387 01:17:39,188 --> 01:17:42,658 I MEAN, THEY MUST HAVE HAD AN AMAZING MOTHER-DAUGHTER CONNECTION. NOT LIKE US. 1388 01:17:42,692 --> 01:17:46,462 FORGET IT, BECAUSE I'M NEVER TALKING TO ANY OF YOU GUYS EVER AGAIN ! 1389 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:50,199 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER ? NOTHING. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 1390 01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:53,202 I'M HER MOTHER, AND IT MAKES ME THE ENEMY. 1391 01:17:54,771 --> 01:17:56,873 [ Emily ] DEREK ? 1392 01:17:56,906 --> 01:18:01,177 YOU SEEM TO HAVE SUCH A CONNECTION WITH HER. 1393 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:05,181 - MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO HER. - YEAH. NO PROBLEM. SURE. 1394 01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:09,252 * I FEEL THE PAIN OF EVERYONE * 1395 01:18:11,554 --> 01:18:15,524 [ Knocking ] * AND LATER I'LL FEEL NOTHING * 1396 01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:18,527 - MIND IF I TURN THIS DOWN ? - HEY. 1397 01:18:18,561 --> 01:18:21,731 UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND ? OH ! 1398 01:18:23,599 --> 01:18:27,170 LISTEN. I MEAN, WHAT COULD BE SO WRONG, OKAY ? 1399 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:30,073 YOU GOT THIS, UM, BEAUTIFUL ROOM HERE. 1400 01:18:30,106 --> 01:18:35,211 IT'S SO BRIGHT AND AIRY. YOU GOT THESE GREAT PICTURES OF THESE DEAD GUYS ON THE WALL, 1401 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:38,514 AND YOU GOT THESE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WROTE DOWN. 1402 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:40,516 OH, AND THESE DECAPITATED BARBIE DOLLS. 1403 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,685 I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT EVERY TEENAGE GIRL LIVES FOR. 1404 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,421 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS, RIGHT ? 1405 01:18:46,455 --> 01:18:49,125 [ Sobbing ] 1406 01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:52,628 WHA-- I-I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TELLIN' A JOKE. I'M SORRY. 1407 01:18:52,661 --> 01:18:57,700 DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG ? NO. IT'S MY DAD AND MOM AND-- 1408 01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:02,238 AND STEVE DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE. STEVE. 1409 01:19:02,271 --> 01:19:04,407 ARE YOU SURE ? YES. 1410 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:08,577 HE'S BEEN HANGING IN TOWN EVERY DAY WITH KELLY FRIEDLANDER, 1411 01:19:08,611 --> 01:19:11,614 AND SHE'S A LOT PRETTIER THAN ME. 1412 01:19:11,647 --> 01:19:13,716 AND YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, DEREK. 1413 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:16,085 IT JUST-- IT REALLY HURTS. 1414 01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:19,222 COME HERE. LISTEN TO THIS. LISTEN TO ME, OKAY ? 1415 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:22,158 I CAN'T SEE ANY WOMAN BEIN' FINER THAN YOU. 1416 01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:26,162 I MEAN, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON. 1417 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:28,231 YOU'RE JUST WITH THE WRONG GUY. 1418 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,267 I MEAN, NONE OF THE WOMEN I'VE EVER DATED WOULD PUT UP WITH HIS MESS. 1419 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:34,270 NO ? OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO WAY, NO HOW. 1420 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:36,672 SEE YA. [ Chuckles ] 1421 01:19:36,705 --> 01:19:40,643 LOOK, MAYBE YOU COULD JUST KILL HIM FOR ME. 1422 01:19:40,676 --> 01:19:43,847 [ Chuckling ] YOU'RE PLAYIN', RIGHT ? 1423 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:47,416 PLAYIN', RIGHT ? 1424 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:51,821 LOOK, THIS GUY IS A SLIMEBAG AND YOU KNOW THAT. 1425 01:19:51,855 --> 01:19:55,191 I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER GUYS WHO'D LIKE TO BE DATIN' YOU RIGHT NOW, 1426 01:19:55,224 --> 01:19:57,693 AND THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME GUYS THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. 1427 01:19:57,726 --> 01:20:02,198 I KNOW THERE'S ANOTHER GUY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, RIGHT ? WELL, THERE'S CHARLES. 1428 01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:05,468 SEE ? I KNEW YOU HAD SOME OTHER GUY IN YOUR POCKET. 1429 01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:08,637 NOW TELL ME ABOUT CHARLES. CHARLES BAUDELAIRE ? 1430 01:20:08,671 --> 01:20:10,806 THE GREAT POET OF MORAL DECAY ? 1431 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:14,710 HE WOULD DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND ME. [ Sobbing ] 1432 01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:18,181 LOOK, YOU GOT TO GET OVER THIS THING FOR DEAD GUYS. 1433 01:20:18,214 --> 01:20:22,118 I MEAN, WHY DON'T WE TRY ON SOME LIVE GUYS ? WELL, CHARLES BARKLEY. 1434 01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:25,388 WHAT ? HE'S LIKE A POET. YOU EVER SEEN HIS COMMERCIALS ? 1435 01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:27,390 ALL RIGHT. NOW, LOOK, WHEN I COME BACK, 1436 01:20:27,423 --> 01:20:29,792 I PROMISE YOU WE'RE GONNA WORK ON THAT DEAD GUY THING. 1437 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:33,362 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU TO THE MOVIES WITH GUYS WHO ARE STILL BREATHIN'. 1438 01:20:33,396 --> 01:20:36,299 WE'LL GET YOU SOME PASTEL COLORS, AT LEAST SOME DARK GRAYS. 1439 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,234 HERE YOU GO: MEDITATION MUSIC. ** [ Grunge ] 1440 01:20:38,267 --> 01:20:40,803 YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, OKAY ? 1441 01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:43,806 REMEMBER, LIVE GUYS. BREATHING. 1442 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,209 [ Laughing ] 1443 01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:52,548 [ Kevin ] SO GLAD TO BE LEAVIN' THIS PLACE. 1444 01:20:52,581 --> 01:20:55,551 IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE. FLOWERS ON THE WALL. 1445 01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:57,820 COME ON, MAN. IT'S LIKE A LITTLE CHILD'S ROOM. 1446 01:20:57,853 --> 01:21:01,390 TOO MANY PILLOWS. TAKE ALL DAY TO MAKE UP THIS BED, MAN. 1447 01:21:01,424 --> 01:21:04,727 I'M GLAD I'M GOIN'. LITTLE MIDGET BED. 1448 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:08,097 WHY DO I BUY THESE THINGS ? I NEVER WIN ANYWAY. 1449 01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:11,567 "BIG SPIN." 1450 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,237 "BIG SPIN." 1451 01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:16,672 "BIG SPIN." 1452 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,674 BIG SPIN. 1453 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:22,545 YES ! YES ! YES ! BABY ! BABY ! BABY ! 1454 01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:24,747 OH, YES ! I'M GONNA BE ON TV ! 1455 01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,782 KEVIN FRANKLIN IN THE HOUSE ! 1456 01:21:26,815 --> 01:21:31,254 YES ! I'M IN THE HOUSE ! I'M DEFINITELY IN THE HOUSE ! THIS IS THE WAY WE-- 1457 01:21:31,287 --> 01:21:34,457 - HEY, BUDDY. - LOOSEN UP. 1458 01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:38,761 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE ? JASON THREW A BASKETBALL AT MY FACE FOR NO APPARENT REASON. 1459 01:21:38,794 --> 01:21:41,530 SOME SORT OF NEW BOUNCE PASS OR CHECKING OR SOMETHING. 1460 01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:44,433 WELL, HE'S WORKIN' ON HIS GAME. SO WHO'S KEVIN FRANKLIN ? 1461 01:21:44,467 --> 01:21:48,771 KEVIN FRANKLIN ? YEAH, I HEARD YOU SAY KEVIN FRANKLIN WAS IN THE HOUSE. 1462 01:21:48,804 --> 01:21:53,409 YOU BUSTED ME. KEVIN FRANKLIN IS A MILLIONAIRE, 1463 01:21:53,442 --> 01:21:56,645 AND I OFTEN FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING HIM. 1464 01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:59,248 I MEAN, I OFTEN PRETEND TO BE OTHER PEOPLE. 1465 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:02,485 I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY DO THE SAME THING, DON'T YOU ? I MEAN-- 1466 01:22:02,518 --> 01:22:04,487 WELL, YES, ACTUALLY, I HAVE. 1467 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:08,224 UH, I OFTEN FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING MATLOCK. 1468 01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:11,760 THERE YOU GO ! YOU KNOW, THE THING I ADMIRE MOST ABOUT YOU, DEREK, 1469 01:22:11,794 --> 01:22:14,263 IS YOUR HONESTY, YOUR OPENNESS, 1470 01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:17,233 THE THINGS YOU'VE SHARED WITH ME, THE THINGS YOU'VE CALLED ME ON. 1471 01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:19,635 I THINK BEING AROUND YOU HAS MADE ME A BETTER PERSON. 1472 01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:23,539 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1473 01:22:27,476 --> 01:22:32,148 GET HIM ! GET HIM ! GET HIM ! GET HIM ! 1474 01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:34,783 USE THE KNOCKER. I'LL KNOCK, BUT YOU JUST SAY "PLEASE" ONCE ! 1475 01:22:34,817 --> 01:22:37,753 PLEASE KNOCK. PAIN IN MY NECK. THANK YOU. 1476 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:40,523 JOEY, PAY ATTENTION. 1477 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:46,262 OH. HELLO, LITTLE GIRL. 1478 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:49,365 IS THERE A TALL BLACK MAN NAMED KEVIN HERE, BY ANY CHANCE ? 1479 01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:51,334 - NO ! - PLEASE EXCUSE ME. JOEY. 1480 01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:54,470 [ Screams ] OW ! OOH ! GOT YOUR FINGERS THERE, HUH, PAULY ? 1481 01:22:54,503 --> 01:22:57,706 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ! SQUISHED ! OOH, SMASHED 'EM. 1482 01:22:57,740 --> 01:23:01,544 - WHAT IS IT NOW ? - [ Joey ] I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ! 1483 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:03,612 NOBODY DOES THAT TO MY BROTHER PAULY ! 1484 01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:06,182 - JOEY, WILL YA-- - WHOA ! 1485 01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:10,386 BAD MEN. MOMMY SAYS YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH GUNS. 1486 01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:12,521 WHOA ! WHOA ! 1487 01:23:12,555 --> 01:23:14,557 WHOA ! [ Whistles ] 1488 01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:17,226 - [ Grunting ] YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, JOEY ! - [ Growling ] 1489 01:23:17,260 --> 01:23:20,363 - NOT ON PURPOSE ! - [ Barking ] - WE GOT A SNAPPER, JOEY ! 1490 01:23:20,396 --> 01:23:22,665 NO, IT'S A RATMULLER ! IT'S A RATMULLER ! 1491 01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:25,734 STOP HIM ! I DON'T DEAL WITH RATMULLERS ! 1492 01:23:25,768 --> 01:23:27,803 [ Laughing ] 1493 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,872 CLOSE THE DOOR. 1494 01:23:29,905 --> 01:23:32,875 WHOO ! WHOO ! YOU KNOW WHAT ? 1495 01:23:32,908 --> 01:23:35,378 YOUR MOMMY'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULD NEVER PLAY WITH GUNS. 1496 01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:39,315 I'M GONNA GET RID OF IT, OKAY ? DEREK, IS YOUR REAL NAME KEVIN ? 1497 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,251 [ Nervous Chuckle ] HOLD THAT THOUGHT, OKAY ? 1498 01:23:50,393 --> 01:23:53,096 - [ Gunshot ] - OH ! 1499 01:23:53,129 --> 01:23:55,264 WATCH THE MOVIE. 1500 01:23:55,298 --> 01:23:57,333 WHAT WAS THAT ? 1501 01:23:57,366 --> 01:24:00,269 TWO BAD MEN CAME TO THE DOOR AND I TOOK THEIR GUN. 1502 01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:04,373 OH, NO, IT WAS TWO BAD MEN ON THE CARTOON. IT'S SO REAL, THERE'S LIKE-- 1503 01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:06,442 [ Chuckling ] OH. SEE ? I-- 1504 01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:08,411 MOVE ! WHAT ? 1505 01:24:10,779 --> 01:24:14,750 - UH, I'M GOIN' FOR A LITTLE NIGHT JOG. - ARE YOU COMING BACK ? 1506 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,220 - YOU BET. - KEVIN. - HUH ? 1507 01:24:17,253 --> 01:24:21,257 I'M REALLY GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS. 1508 01:24:22,725 --> 01:24:25,461 GOOD DOG, CARL ! HOW MANY TIMES WE GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS ? 1509 01:24:28,497 --> 01:24:30,799 [ Ignition Starts ] 1510 01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:36,239 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE, LARRY ? LET ME SEE THAT. 1511 01:24:36,272 --> 01:24:39,542 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ? - SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T APPRECIATE GOOD ART. 1512 01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:41,610 I GUESS NOT. [ Laughing ] 1513 01:24:41,644 --> 01:24:47,150 SO, WHERE YOU WANTS ME TO DRIVE, MISS DAISY ? 1514 01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:49,385 REAL FUNNY, MAN. JUST KEEP DRIVIN'. 1515 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:52,655 IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. I'M TRYIN' TO HELP. YEAH, RIGHT. 1516 01:24:52,688 --> 01:24:56,125 ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA REALIZE THAT FRIENDSHIP IS ABOUT GIVE AND TAKE. 1517 01:24:56,159 --> 01:24:59,395 BUT ALL YOU DO IS TAKE. TAKE ! TAKE ! TAKE ! 1518 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:02,831 HEY, MAN, WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE SHOES FROM ? THOSE ARE NICE. 1519 01:25:02,865 --> 01:25:05,434 YEAH. YEAH. 1520 01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:11,440 STOP THE CAR, MAN. STOP THE CAR ! STOP THE CAR ? 1521 01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:14,777 - STOP THE CAR NOW ! - OKAY ! 1522 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:17,746 THIS MAKES SENSE NOW. I TELL YA, IT MAKES SENSE, MAN. 1523 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:21,417 YOU KNOW, POSEIDON WAS AN ORPHAN TOO. THANK YOU. CAN WE GO NOW ? 1524 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:23,786 I CAME HERE WITH A CLASS, AND SISTER MARY WAS TRIPPIN'. 1525 01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:26,355 DO YOU KNOW THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND ME ? 1526 01:25:26,389 --> 01:25:29,492 HE'S GREEK, HE'S WHITE AND HE'S A GOD. 1527 01:25:29,525 --> 01:25:33,529 HE NEVER TRIED TO PASS HIMSELF OFF AS SOMEBODY HE WASN'T. THAT WAS A DOWN BROTHER. 1528 01:25:33,562 --> 01:25:36,532 THANK YOU FOR THAT REMARKABLE INSIGHT ! NOW CAN WE GO ? 1529 01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:40,469 - HE NEVER LET PEOPLE DOWN. - IF THOSE TWO ITALIAN BROTHERS COME LOOKIN' FOR YOU AGAIN, 1530 01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:43,206 I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, AND I MEAN THAT. 1531 01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:45,508 LARRY, I GOT TO GO BACK, MAN. 1532 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:48,677 WHAT ? WHY ? THE MAN'S MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE, MAN. 1533 01:25:48,711 --> 01:25:51,680 I'M HIS OLDEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE MY OLDEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. 1534 01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:54,149 YOU'RE ONLY PRETENDING TO BE HIS OLDEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD ! 1535 01:25:54,183 --> 01:25:58,221 SO ? HE'S STILL IN TROUBLE. HE'S GOT THIS DAUGHTER BROOKE, MAN. THE GIRL IS MESSED UP. 1536 01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:00,523 SO WHAT ? I LIED TO A 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD, MAN. 1537 01:26:00,556 --> 01:26:03,526 I TOLD HER I WOULD BE BACK. YOU CAN MESS A KID UP. I KNOW. 1538 01:26:03,559 --> 01:26:05,528 GIVE ME THE KEYS. I GOT TO GO. KEVIN. KEVIN. 1539 01:26:05,561 --> 01:26:08,497 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. KEVIN ! KEVIN. 1540 01:26:08,531 --> 01:26:14,370 YOU LIE TO EVERYBODY, MAN. YOU BADGER ME, HAVE ME COMPROMISE MYSELF AS AN ARTIST. 1541 01:26:14,403 --> 01:26:17,406 YOU HAD ME RISK MY LIFE TO SAVE YOU, AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME ? 1542 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:20,309 HEY, BROTHER, FORGET ABOUT IT, HUH ? YOU FORGET IT. 1543 01:26:20,343 --> 01:26:23,412 IF YOU SEE ME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU JUST KEEP ON STEPPIN' ! I MEAN THAT ! 1544 01:26:23,446 --> 01:26:25,414 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YA ? 1545 01:26:25,448 --> 01:26:31,220 NO, I DON'T GET IT. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING BACK THERE ? 1546 01:26:31,254 --> 01:26:35,658 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. ALL MY LIFE, ALL I'VE EVER DONE IS TAKE, TAKE, TAKE. 1547 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:39,228 "KEVIN. KEVIN NEEDS THIS. KEVIN'S GONNA MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS." 1548 01:26:39,262 --> 01:26:43,766 I THOUGHT IF I MADE SOME MONEY THAT WOULD CHANGE THINGS, HOW PEOPLE THOUGHT ABOUT ME. 1549 01:26:43,799 --> 01:26:46,101 I COULD BE SOMEBODY, ALL RIGHT ? 1550 01:26:46,134 --> 01:26:48,103 WELL, I WAS WRONG, MAN. 1551 01:26:48,136 --> 01:26:51,507 I LEARNED SOMETHING THESE PAST FEW DAYS, MAN. IT'S ABOUT FRIENDSHIP: 1552 01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:54,743 ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP, ABOUT THE FRIENDSHIP I MADE WITH THAT FAMILY. 1553 01:26:54,777 --> 01:26:59,748 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. THAT'S WHY I GOTTA GO BACK, LARRY. I HAVE TO GO BACK. 1554 01:26:59,782 --> 01:27:01,717 I'LL CALL YA. ALL RIGHT. 1555 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:04,620 YOU KNOW, MAN, RELATIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT GIVE AND TAKE. 1556 01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:08,557 I KNOW YOU SEE IT MY WAY. IT'S ABOUT COMPROMISE, SEE ? LOOK HOW WE'RE FRIENDS NOW. 1557 01:27:08,591 --> 01:27:11,560 WE ENJOY A MEAL TOGETHER. THAT'S WHAT MEN SUPPOSED TO DO. 1558 01:27:11,594 --> 01:27:14,229 NOW, YOU LIKE TO CHASE WOMEN, AND I LIKE TO CHASE WOMEN. 1559 01:27:14,263 --> 01:27:16,865 BUT IT'S DIFFERENT, BECAUSE DOGS DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE PERMISSION. 1560 01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:19,535 YOU JUST RUN 'EM DOWN. IF THE GIRL CAN'T RUN, THAT'S YOUR WOMAN. 1561 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:21,570 WANT SOME CAKE ? 1562 01:27:21,604 --> 01:27:25,408 [ Derek ] THANK YOU FOR COMING IN ON A HOLIDAY LIKE THIS. 1563 01:27:25,441 --> 01:27:27,610 I HOPE IT WASN'T TOO MUCH OF AN IMPOSITION. 1564 01:27:27,643 --> 01:27:31,414 NO, NO. HERE YOU GO, DR. BOND. 1565 01:27:31,447 --> 01:27:34,383 THE ONES ON THE BOTTOM ARE FAXES FROM YOUR CLIPPING SERVICE. 1566 01:27:34,417 --> 01:27:36,752 AH ! [ Chuckling ] 1567 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:41,757 ** [ Whistling ] 1568 01:27:57,540 --> 01:28:00,743 [ Bell Rings ] YO, WHAT'S UP, ST-3-AND-A-HALF ? 1569 01:28:00,776 --> 01:28:03,746 HEY, MONEY MAN, HOW YOU DOIN' ? HEY, WHAT'S UP ? 1570 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,781 I BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU. [ Laughing ] IT'S COOL. 1571 01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:08,684 WHOA, WHOA. THIS YOUR WOMAN ? OH, THIS IS KELLY. 1572 01:28:08,717 --> 01:28:11,520 - YEAH, YOU KINDA FAT. - I ? - YO. 1573 01:28:11,554 --> 01:28:13,622 - [ Weak Chuckle ] - SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ? 1574 01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:16,692 SHE AIN'T UP. NOT ALL OF US CAN BE. SHE AIN'T UP ? 1575 01:28:16,725 --> 01:28:19,495 - YOU WANNA GO REGULATE ? - REGULATE ? - MIX IT UP, MAN. 1576 01:28:19,528 --> 01:28:22,831 - LOOK FOR SOME NEW HIZZUNIES. - I HEAR YA, MAN. I'M DOWN. 1577 01:28:22,865 --> 01:28:26,602 JUST LET ME DEAL WITH THE THINGY-THING. 1578 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:30,072 ME AND MY BOY ARE GONNA TAKE A CRUISE, ALL RIGHT ? 1579 01:28:31,874 --> 01:28:35,110 THAT'S A NICE RIDE, MAN. WORD UP, B. 1580 01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:37,446 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND ? 1581 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:39,715 TALKING ABOUT WOMEN. OH, SOOKIE, SOOKIE. 1582 01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:42,651 CHECK THIS OUT. OH, ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN ? 1583 01:28:42,685 --> 01:28:45,320 WHOOOOOO ! I MEAN, CHILL, B. 1584 01:28:45,354 --> 01:28:47,390 SAY YOU'RE EATING A CHICKEN DINNER. THIS IS YOUR MAIN MEAL. THAT'S BROOKE. 1585 01:28:47,423 --> 01:28:49,725 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ? - THERE'S A TRUCK COMING, MAN. 1586 01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:52,194 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. - IT'S A TRUCK, MAN ! 1587 01:28:52,227 --> 01:28:54,229 I'M GONNA MAKE IT ! [ Screaming ] 1588 01:28:54,262 --> 01:28:56,131 [ Tires Screeching ] 1589 01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:59,134 YO, B. WE'RE ON THE TRAIN TRACKS, YO ! 1590 01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:02,070 WHAT ? YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. THESE COUNTRY ROADS ALL LOOK THE SAME. 1591 01:29:02,104 --> 01:29:04,640 WHERE WAS I ? CHICKEN, RIGHT. CHICKEN. 1592 01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:07,576 SAY YOU'RE HOME AND YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE YOURSELF A GOURMET MEAL TONIGHT. 1593 01:29:07,610 --> 01:29:09,678 RIGHT. YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME GOLDEN BIRD. 1594 01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:13,315 THIS IS LIKE FREE-RANGE, NO CHEMICALS. THIS IS A BAD BIRD. BAD BIRD. 1595 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:15,518 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU'RE GREEDY. GREEDY. 1596 01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:18,387 SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO ? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO. 1597 01:29:18,421 --> 01:29:20,723 YOU GO DOWN AND GET YOU SOME CHICKEN MCNUGGETS. 1598 01:29:20,756 --> 01:29:23,859 YO, MAN, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY WE CAN GO TO MICKEY D'S, MAN. 1599 01:29:23,892 --> 01:29:26,228 YO, MAN, YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT HERE. [ Yelling ] 1600 01:29:26,261 --> 01:29:28,397 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I'M OKAY. 1601 01:29:28,431 --> 01:29:30,866 - WOOOO ! LOOK, WE'RE GOING 50 MILES. I CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT. - I CAN FEEL IT ! 1602 01:29:30,899 --> 01:29:33,702 - THAT'S 'CAUSE YOUR BODY'S YOUNG. - I HAVE A YOUNG BODY. 1603 01:29:33,736 --> 01:29:36,839 - I HAVE A VERY YOUNG BUTT. [ Gasping ] - AH-HA ! 1604 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:39,608 - THERE IS A TRAIN ! A TRAIN. - WHAT ? A TRUCK ? 1605 01:29:39,642 --> 01:29:41,677 YO, THERE'S A TRAIN COMING, B ! 1606 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:44,279 [ Bell Ringing ] 1607 01:29:44,312 --> 01:29:48,216 - TRAIN ! TRAIN ! TRAIN ! - I CAN'T SEE IT. I NEED MY GLASSES. 1608 01:29:48,250 --> 01:29:52,621 NOW LET ME GET TO THE POINT. NOW BROOKE, THAT'S THAT GOURMET MEAL YOU'VE GOT WAITING. 1609 01:29:52,655 --> 01:29:54,623 - [ Screaming ] - AND SHE THINKS SHE'S THE ONLY DISH YOU HAVE. 1610 01:29:54,657 --> 01:29:57,092 [ Train Whistling ] 1611 01:29:57,125 --> 01:29:59,294 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO ? NO, I SCREAM. 1612 01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:01,630 - YOU'VE BEEN GOING OUT WITH A CHICKEN MCNUGGET. - I GO OUT WITH A NUGGET ! 1613 01:30:01,664 --> 01:30:03,699 - KELLY'S A GREASY NUGGET ! - BOY, IS THAT UNHEALTHY ! 1614 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:06,635 IT'S UNHEALTHY ! IT'S UNHEALTHY ! THERE YOU GO ! 1615 01:30:06,669 --> 01:30:08,737 I'M JUST GONNA STOP AND TAKE A LOOK, MAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1616 01:30:08,771 --> 01:30:12,307 THIS IS SOME BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY, MAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1617 01:30:12,340 --> 01:30:15,110 WE NEED TO TALK, MAN. I THINK TWO MEN SHOULD TALK. [ Train Whistling ] 1618 01:30:15,143 --> 01:30:17,412 I MEAN, I HAVE A CHANCE TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ? 1619 01:30:17,446 --> 01:30:19,381 HOW OLD ARE YOU, MAN ? SIXTEEN, EIGHTEEN ? I'M SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. 1620 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:21,550 I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE A MAN. 1621 01:30:21,584 --> 01:30:23,586 [ Train Whistling ] 1622 01:30:23,619 --> 01:30:26,622 YOU KNOW WHAT A MAN SPENDS MOST OF HIS LIFE DOING ? WHAT ? 1623 01:30:26,655 --> 01:30:28,891 HE BEGS. I'M BEGGING YOU FOR MY KEYS ! 1624 01:30:28,924 --> 01:30:31,393 NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T BEG ME. YOU BEG YOUR WOMAN. 1625 01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:33,762 I WILL-- I'LL BEG MY WOMAN. FOR FORGIVENESS. 1626 01:30:33,796 --> 01:30:36,164 I WILL BEG FOR FORGIVENESS ! [ Screaming ] 1627 01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,735 [ Sobbing ] 1628 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:42,471 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE TRAIN. I'M GLAD WE LEARNED SOMETHING HERE. 1629 01:30:42,505 --> 01:30:45,240 YOU'RE NOT FROM THE 'HOOD, OKAY ? BE YOURSELF. YEAH. 1630 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:49,578 ME DRIVE OR YOU DRIVE ? I'LL DRIVE. YOU LOOK SHOOK UP. I'LL DRIVE. 1631 01:30:49,612 --> 01:30:53,516 NOW HOW DO I GET BACK TO THE CITY FROM HERE ? THIS IS A BUMPY ROAD, MAN. 1632 01:31:00,455 --> 01:31:03,191 [ Man On TV ] HI-YAH! 1633 01:31:03,225 --> 01:31:07,796 WHAT'S UP ? I'M LOOKING FOR A GARY YOUNG. 1634 01:31:07,830 --> 01:31:10,866 HE'S UPSTAIRS IN THE STACKS. YOU'LL FIND HIM. HE'S THE ONLY ONE HERE. 1635 01:31:10,899 --> 01:31:15,337 GARY ? [ Man ] * OH, SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE 1636 01:31:15,370 --> 01:31:18,874 * MIGHTY, MIGHTY LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT * 1637 01:31:18,907 --> 01:31:23,211 * SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE 1638 01:31:23,245 --> 01:31:24,713 * SHE'S MIGHTY, MIGHTY GARY. 1639 01:31:24,747 --> 01:31:29,384 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 1640 01:31:29,417 --> 01:31:32,187 I'M JUST GONNA COME OUT AND SAY IT. YOU'RE MESSING UP BIG-TIME. 1641 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:33,822 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? - JASON ? 1642 01:31:33,856 --> 01:31:36,725 MAN, HE THINKS HE'S GONNA LET YOU DOWN IF HE DOESN'T BECOME THE NEXT MICHAEL JORDAN. 1643 01:31:36,759 --> 01:31:40,663 AND BROOKE ? THE GIRL IS WEARING BLACK, HANGING OUT IN GRAVEYARDS LIKE A VAMPIRE. 1644 01:31:40,696 --> 01:31:43,632 KIND OF SCARY, GARY. ALL THEY WANT YOU TO DO IS SAY THAT YOU LOVE 'EM. 1645 01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:46,368 OH, I'M NOT THROUGH YET. 1646 01:31:46,401 --> 01:31:50,238 WHEN YOUR WIFE EMILY FINDS OUT THAT YOU'RE TAKING OVER THIS BEAVER MEADOWS ACCOUNT, 1647 01:31:50,272 --> 01:31:51,874 YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE DOGHOUSE BIG-TIME, BROTHER. 1648 01:31:51,907 --> 01:31:57,145 EMILY WILL UNDERSTAND. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF CHOICE IN THIS SITUATION. 1649 01:31:57,179 --> 01:32:00,583 OH, GARY, PLEASE. WILL YOU QUIT LYING TO YOURSELF ? 1650 01:32:00,616 --> 01:32:02,751 IF YOU TAKE OVER THIS BEAVER MEADOWS ACCOUNT, 1651 01:32:02,785 --> 01:32:05,654 YOU'LL BE JUST SELLING YOUR WIFE DOWN THE RIVER. 1652 01:32:05,688 --> 01:32:07,255 - I MADE A PROMISE TO MR. PIKE. - COME ON, GARY. 1653 01:32:07,289 --> 01:32:11,393 - IF YOU TURN THIS ACCOUNT DOWN, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, FIRE YOU ? - YEAH, PROBABLY. 1654 01:32:11,426 --> 01:32:15,330 OKAY, SO YOU HAVE A LITTLE LESS INCOME. 1655 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:19,367 YOU'LL STILL BE RICH BECAUSE OF YOUR FAMILY. YOU'LL BE RICH IN LOVE. 1656 01:32:30,579 --> 01:32:32,547 YEAH. 1657 01:32:32,581 --> 01:32:35,183 [ Sighs ] 1658 01:32:35,217 --> 01:32:37,385 [ Woman ] NATURALLY, THE PEOPLE'S RESPONSE TO BIODEGRADABLE-- 1659 01:32:37,419 --> 01:32:40,222 MR. PIKE ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? OHH ! 1660 01:32:40,255 --> 01:32:43,525 MOTHER AND I WERE CHECKING OUT THE COMPETITION. [ Laughing ] 1661 01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:47,129 JERRY, MY BOY, HAND ME A NAPKIN. 1662 01:32:47,162 --> 01:32:51,233 HEY ! IT'S GARY, NOT LITTLE BOY. 1663 01:32:51,266 --> 01:32:53,301 SEVEN LONG YEARS AGO, 1664 01:32:53,335 --> 01:32:58,140 YOU DUPED ME INTO BELIEVING I HAD A FUTURE AT PIKE, PETERSEN, CANN AND PEABODY. 1665 01:32:58,173 --> 01:33:01,744 BUT YOU NEVER HAD ANY INTENTION OF MAKING ME A SENIOR PARTNER ! 1666 01:33:01,777 --> 01:33:06,214 SEE THAT'S-- THIS IS-- OH, DID I MENTION THAT YOU'RE A BIGOT ? 1667 01:33:06,248 --> 01:33:09,785 AND A BACK-STABBING BUFFOON ? WHOO ! YES ! WHOO-HOOO ! 1668 01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:13,789 WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME NOW, I HAVE A LOVING WIFE... 1669 01:33:13,822 --> 01:33:16,725 TO WHOM I OWE A SERIOUS APOLOGY. 1670 01:33:16,759 --> 01:33:19,127 GARY, THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU ! 1671 01:33:19,161 --> 01:33:20,796 I KNOW. 1672 01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:23,465 COME ON, MOTHER, LET'S GO HOME. 1673 01:33:23,498 --> 01:33:26,234 I'VE BEEN SUCH A-- 1674 01:33:26,268 --> 01:33:28,837 WELL, THE WORD "JERK" SPRINGS TO MIND. [ Laughing ] 1675 01:33:30,205 --> 01:33:32,507 I THINK I WAS PICKING ON YOU BECAUSE-- 1676 01:33:32,540 --> 01:33:35,577 I FELT THREATENED BY YOUR SUCCESS. 1677 01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:37,512 GARY. 1678 01:33:37,545 --> 01:33:39,581 CAN YOU FORGIVE ME ? 1679 01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:41,750 OF COURSE. 1680 01:33:41,784 --> 01:33:45,420 BUT, HONEY. YOU JUST QUIT YOUR JOB. 1681 01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:48,290 WELL, I'M APPLYING FOR A NEW ONE. 1682 01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:51,459 WHAT ? WHERE ? IN-HOUSE COUNSEL FOR EMILY'S YOGURT MADNESS. 1683 01:33:51,493 --> 01:33:54,262 THE FASTEST GROWING CHAIN IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. 1684 01:33:54,296 --> 01:33:56,498 OH, YEAH ? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO HIRE YOU ? 1685 01:33:56,531 --> 01:33:59,101 I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES... 1686 01:33:59,134 --> 01:34:02,504 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BRICK HOUSE. 1687 01:34:02,537 --> 01:34:04,506 YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME SOUL AFTER ALL. [ Laughing ] 1688 01:34:04,539 --> 01:34:06,675 ALL RIGHT. COME HERE. 1689 01:34:06,709 --> 01:34:10,679 [ All ] OHHH ! OH ! OH ! 1690 01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:24,860 AHHH ! SUCKING UP TO THE NEW BOSS. 1691 01:34:24,893 --> 01:34:27,129 OLD HABITS DIE HARD. 1692 01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:30,165 - AH, GUYS. I'M NOT THE GOOD FRIEND YOU THINK I AM. - NO, YOU'RE BETTER. 1693 01:34:30,198 --> 01:34:32,167 NO, SERIOUSLY, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1694 01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,336 COME ON, BIG GUY. DON'T GO ALL MUSHY ON US. 1695 01:34:34,369 --> 01:34:37,472 OH, LOOK AT JASON'S SKATEBOARD. GUYS. EMILY. GARY. 1696 01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:40,242 GARY, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME ? GARY. GARY ! 1697 01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:44,847 JASON. GARY, WILL YOU-- 1698 01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:46,481 OH, GOD ! 1699 01:34:46,514 --> 01:34:50,252 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DON'T CARE IF YOU GROW UP TO BE A STAR BASKETBALL PLAYER. 1700 01:34:50,285 --> 01:34:54,422 LOOK AT ME. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GROW UP TO BE AS LONG AS YOU GROW UP HAPPY. 1701 01:34:54,456 --> 01:34:56,091 DAD ! 1702 01:34:56,124 --> 01:35:00,395 - AHHH! WHAT DO YOU WANT ? - OH, CARL ! 1703 01:35:00,428 --> 01:35:03,732 I GOT A LOADED WEAPON. YOU GOT THREE BEAUTIFUL KIDS. DON'T EVEN TRY TO RUN, BIG GUY. 1704 01:35:03,766 --> 01:35:06,334 - OH, NO. - LET ME TELL YOU. THIS GUY HERE'S A BIG PAIN IN THE NECK. 1705 01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:08,536 I WAS GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT HIM. 1706 01:35:08,570 --> 01:35:12,374 I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT YOU RECONSIDER THESE HOSTILE AND ANTISOCIAL TOUGH GUY ANTICS. 1707 01:35:12,407 --> 01:35:14,542 - I, FOR ONE, AM NOT IMPRESSED. - SEE WHAT I'M SAYING ? 1708 01:35:14,576 --> 01:35:17,245 - YOU MUST BE KEVIN FRANKLIN. - NO, THIS IS DEREK BOND, D.D.S. 1709 01:35:17,279 --> 01:35:19,281 - WHO'S DEREK BOND, D.D.S. ? - HE IS. 1710 01:35:19,314 --> 01:35:20,749 - WHO ? - DEREK BOND, D.D.S. 1711 01:35:20,783 --> 01:35:22,851 - NO HE'S NOT ! - YES HE IS ! 1712 01:35:22,885 --> 01:35:24,219 - WHO ARE YOU ? - HE SAYS HE'S DEREK. 1713 01:35:24,252 --> 01:35:27,622 - HE CAN'T BE DEREK 'CAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT. - AND HE TALKS TOO MUCH. 1714 01:35:27,655 --> 01:35:30,625 THIS IS NONSENSE. I AM THE REAL DEREK BOND, D.D.S. 1715 01:35:30,658 --> 01:35:32,727 AND I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT YOU LOWER... 1716 01:35:32,761 --> 01:35:34,863 THAT DAMNABLE WEAPON BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEONE. 1717 01:35:34,897 --> 01:35:37,732 - JOEY. - I GOT TO DO IT. 1718 01:35:37,766 --> 01:35:40,402 - NO, LET ME HANDLE THIS. - GARY, I NEED TO TELL YOU-- 1719 01:35:40,435 --> 01:35:44,406 IF YOU'RE DEREK BOND THEN SING THE CAMP MAPLERIDGE SONG. 1720 01:35:44,439 --> 01:35:46,241 - YEAH. - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1721 01:35:46,274 --> 01:35:48,911 - THAT WAS 25 YEARS AGO. - UH-HUH. 1722 01:35:48,944 --> 01:35:52,547 * OH, MAPLERIDGE OH, MAPLERIDGE * 1723 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:55,217 * WE COME TO YOU EACH SUMMER * 1724 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:58,153 - HONEY. - * OH, MAPLERIDGE OH, MAPLERIDGE * 1725 01:35:58,186 --> 01:36:00,155 - HONEY. - * WHERE ALL OUR FRIENDS-- 1726 01:36:00,789 --> 01:36:03,658 [ Screaming ] 1727 01:36:03,691 --> 01:36:07,095 - THIS IS ASININE ! - THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTOR ! 1728 01:36:07,129 --> 01:36:09,264 FINALLY, SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE SENSE. 1729 01:36:09,297 --> 01:36:12,434 I CHECKED WITH THE AMERICAN DENTAL ASSOCIATION REGISTRY, 1730 01:36:12,467 --> 01:36:17,772 AND THE PHOTO OF DEREK BOND, D.D.S., SHOWS A MUCH UGLIER MAN. 1731 01:36:17,806 --> 01:36:19,774 YOU ! 1732 01:36:19,808 --> 01:36:24,646 T-T-TRULY A GREAT PLEASURE TO MEET THE REAL YOU AT LAST. AHHH ! 1733 01:36:24,679 --> 01:36:26,648 - HEY. - WELL, GOT TO RUN. 1734 01:36:26,681 --> 01:36:29,484 - UH-UH. - I GOT TO RUN A 5K. 1735 01:36:29,517 --> 01:36:31,854 WAIT HERE, PAL. NOBODY'S GOIN' NOWHERE. GRAB FRANKLIN AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1736 01:36:31,887 --> 01:36:34,156 WAIT. 1737 01:36:34,189 --> 01:36:37,459 ARE YOU REALLY KEVIN WHATCHAMACALLIT ? 1738 01:36:37,492 --> 01:36:40,128 YES. I'M KEVIN FRANKLIN. 1739 01:36:43,398 --> 01:36:46,501 YOU LIED TO US ? 1740 01:36:46,534 --> 01:36:49,371 WE INVITED YOU INTO OUR HOME. WE THREW A PARTY FOR YOU. 1741 01:36:49,404 --> 01:36:52,107 WE INTRODUCED YOU TO OUR FRIENDS. WE TRUSTED YOU WITH OUR KIDS-- 1742 01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:56,611 WE-- WE PLAYED GOLF TOGETHER. 1743 01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:59,882 AND YOU LIED TO US. 1744 01:36:59,915 --> 01:37:04,853 GARY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU OR YOUR FAMILY. IT'S JUST-- 1745 01:37:04,887 --> 01:37:08,556 I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME. 1746 01:37:08,590 --> 01:37:12,394 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH WITH THE SENTIMENTS ! 1747 01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:15,797 HE LIED TO YOU. BIG DEAL. JUST-JUST-JUST FORGET IT ! 1748 01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:19,201 GIVING ME A BIG FAT HEADACHE. EVERYBODY'S JUST MAKING ME NUTS. OKAY ? 1749 01:37:19,234 --> 01:37:21,703 NOW GRAB FRANKLIN, AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE ! 1750 01:37:21,736 --> 01:37:27,209 AND IF I WAS YOUS, I'D STAY OUT OF IT BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS PISSED. 1751 01:37:27,242 --> 01:37:28,743 - WERE YOU. - EXCUSE ME ? 1752 01:37:28,776 --> 01:37:32,380 - THE SUBJUNCTIVE. "IF I WERE YOU." - I'M GONNA KILL HIM. 1753 01:37:32,414 --> 01:37:36,518 BROOKE. BROOKE. BROOKE. PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME. 1754 01:37:36,551 --> 01:37:39,521 I AM SORRY. I AM SORRY. I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS WRONG. 1755 01:37:39,554 --> 01:37:43,225 AND I'M APOLOGIZING RIGHT NOW. I REALIZED I TREATED YOU REALLY BAD. 1756 01:37:43,258 --> 01:37:46,561 I MEAN REALLY, REALLY YUCKY. I AM BEGGING YOU. I AM BEGGING RIGHT NOW. 1757 01:37:46,594 --> 01:37:51,399 THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. I AM BEGGING YOU. ALL RIGHT ? PLEASE ! 1758 01:37:51,433 --> 01:37:53,535 WILL YOU FORGIVE ME ? 1759 01:37:53,568 --> 01:37:56,404 UH-UH, NO WAY, NO HOW. SEE YA. 1760 01:37:56,438 --> 01:37:59,374 UH-UH, NO WAY, NO HOW. SEE YA. 1761 01:37:59,407 --> 01:38:01,543 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. COME ON, ROMEO, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART. 1762 01:38:01,576 --> 01:38:05,213 - GRAB HIM AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, JOEY. - WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE ? 1763 01:38:05,247 --> 01:38:07,382 I'LL MISS YOU. I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO, SARAH. 1764 01:38:07,415 --> 01:38:10,385 YEAH, COME ON. BEAT IT, KID. HONEY, PLEASE. 1765 01:38:10,418 --> 01:38:13,221 I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE. BYE, GUYS. 1766 01:38:13,255 --> 01:38:18,126 AH, COME ON ! MY LEGS ARE KILLING ME. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1767 01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:20,128 WELL. 1768 01:38:20,162 --> 01:38:23,631 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T HAD A MILKSHAKE IN THREE WEEKS. 1769 01:38:23,665 --> 01:38:26,334 I'M GONNA RUN IN THIS RACE IF IT KILLS ME. 1770 01:38:29,404 --> 01:38:31,739 IS THE BACK DOOR OPEN ? 1771 01:38:32,607 --> 01:38:35,110 LET'S GO ! 1772 01:38:37,612 --> 01:38:41,216 OH, HE REALLY WASN'T SUCH A BAD GUY. 1773 01:38:41,249 --> 01:38:44,219 HE UNDERSTOOD ME. HE TAUGHT ME THE BOUNCE PASS. 1774 01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:47,422 HE WATCHED CARTOONS WITH ME. 1775 01:38:47,455 --> 01:38:49,391 HE MADE ME STAND UP TO MY BOSS. 1776 01:38:49,424 --> 01:38:52,094 YOU. 1777 01:38:52,127 --> 01:38:56,764 DON'T STARE AT ME. I'M NOT THE TWO-BIT CRIMINAL WHO'S INTO THE MOB FOR $50,000. 1778 01:38:56,798 --> 01:38:59,601 FIFTY GRAND ? IS THAT THE PROBLEM ? 1779 01:38:59,634 --> 01:39:02,570 WELL, IF 50 GRAND IS ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN MY OLDEST FRIEND AND HIS LIFE-- 1780 01:39:02,604 --> 01:39:05,407 KEVIN FRANKLIN IS YOUR OLDEST FRIEND ? 1781 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:08,143 [ Laughing ] THAT MAN BAMBOOZLED YOU ! 1782 01:39:08,176 --> 01:39:11,613 WELL AT LEAST HE HAD GOOD REASON. I'M A YOUNG, DAMN IT, NOT A WORM. 1783 01:39:11,646 --> 01:39:15,250 SOMEONE ATTACKS ONE OF MY FRIENDS, THEY ATTACK ME ! I'M GOING AFTER HIM. 1784 01:39:15,283 --> 01:39:17,852 I'M GOING TOO. ME TOO, DADDY. 1785 01:39:17,885 --> 01:39:21,123 WAIT, WE'RE COMING TOO. WAIT FOR ME, DADDY. 1786 01:39:21,156 --> 01:39:23,091 LET'S GO. LET'S GO, CARL. [ Dog Barking ] 1787 01:39:23,125 --> 01:39:25,627 WAIT FOR ME ! COME ON, HURRY. 1788 01:39:28,730 --> 01:39:30,732 [ Tires Screeching ] 1789 01:39:33,568 --> 01:39:37,372 PAULY. PAULY. WHAT, JOEY ? 1790 01:39:37,405 --> 01:39:39,307 COME ON. YOU CAN'T GO THERE. 1791 01:39:39,341 --> 01:39:41,376 I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT YOU CAN'T TURN THERE. 1792 01:39:41,409 --> 01:39:43,545 -WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE ? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? -YOU NEVER LISTEN. 1793 01:39:43,578 --> 01:39:47,215 - SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP ! - [ Tires Screeching ] 1794 01:39:47,249 --> 01:39:49,217 - HEY, HEY, HEY. - I GOTTA GET THROUGH HERE. 1795 01:39:49,251 --> 01:39:51,786 NOBODY GETS THROUGH 'TIL AFTER THE RACE. COME ON. 1796 01:39:51,819 --> 01:39:54,556 HEY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR CAR-- HEY, BUDDY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR CAR ! 1797 01:39:54,589 --> 01:39:58,226 [ All Shouting ] GO, DADDY ! GO ! 1798 01:39:58,260 --> 01:40:00,528 [ Announcer ] PREPARE TO TAKE YOUR MARKS. 1799 01:40:00,562 --> 01:40:03,131 RUNNERS TO YOUR MARKS. 1800 01:40:03,165 --> 01:40:05,567 RACE TIME IN FIVE MINUTES. AH, AH, AH. 1801 01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:07,569 FIVE MINUTES TO RACE TIME. 1802 01:40:07,602 --> 01:40:09,237 - SHOOT HIM. - YEAH, BUT PAULY. 1803 01:40:09,271 --> 01:40:13,208 WE SHOULD GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. BECAUSE IF I WAS TO SHOOT HIM HERE, IT WOULD BE ALL MESSY. 1804 01:40:13,241 --> 01:40:16,344 HERE, PAULY. JOEY, WE'LL TAKE IT TO A CAR WASH ! JUST SHOOT HIM. 1805 01:40:18,913 --> 01:40:22,084 ALL RIGHT, YOU PROUD RUNNERS OF SEWICKLEY. 1806 01:40:22,117 --> 01:40:24,552 YOU'RE OFF ! 1807 01:40:24,586 --> 01:40:27,189 - WHAT WAS THAT ? - WE LOST HIM AGAIN. 1808 01:40:30,758 --> 01:40:35,163 HEY, WATCH IT, WATCH IT. SORRY. [ Laughing ] 1809 01:40:35,197 --> 01:40:37,432 COME ON, BUDDY. LET'S GO. 1810 01:40:39,767 --> 01:40:42,737 HEY ! COMING THROUGH ! 1811 01:40:42,770 --> 01:40:44,706 THEY'RE GONE ! THEN GO GET THEM ! 1812 01:40:44,739 --> 01:40:48,743 HEY, GARY, OLD BUDDY, YOU CAN'T BE IN THE RACE WITHOUT A NUMBER. YOU TOO. 1813 01:40:48,776 --> 01:40:50,778 - NOW, GO GET 'EM ! - [ Tires Screeching ] 1814 01:40:54,249 --> 01:40:56,618 HEY, THERE THEY ARE. 1815 01:40:56,651 --> 01:40:59,754 - THIS WAY. - HEY ! 1816 01:40:59,787 --> 01:41:02,224 LET'S GO. COME ON, NOW. LET'S GO. 1817 01:41:02,257 --> 01:41:04,292 COURSE VIOLATION ! 1818 01:41:05,927 --> 01:41:09,097 COME ON, NOW. DIG, DIG, DIG ! 1819 01:41:09,131 --> 01:41:11,866 IS THAT HIM ? THAT'S HIM. YEAH. 1820 01:41:11,899 --> 01:41:14,402 I GOT A LITTLE CRAMP. AHH ! 1821 01:41:14,436 --> 01:41:16,771 THIS WAY. I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED. 1822 01:41:22,177 --> 01:41:24,212 MMM. I KNOW THESE PEOPLE. 1823 01:41:24,246 --> 01:41:26,281 [ Pauly ] OH, THERE THEY GO ! 1824 01:41:26,314 --> 01:41:28,283 RIGHT THROUGH HERE. 1825 01:41:28,316 --> 01:41:31,219 IT'S ALL RIGHT. THESE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS OF MINE. SO WE'LL JUST MINGLE. 1826 01:41:31,253 --> 01:41:33,255 OKAY, MINGLE. LET'S GET SOME CHICKEN. 1827 01:41:33,288 --> 01:41:35,823 [ Tires Screeching ] 1828 01:41:35,857 --> 01:41:37,759 NOW LISTEN. 1829 01:41:37,792 --> 01:41:41,296 YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY AND YOU STUMBLED ON US. 1830 01:41:41,329 --> 01:41:44,432 AND YOU ENDED UP HELPING US MORE THAN WE HELPED YOU. SO COME ON. 1831 01:41:44,466 --> 01:41:46,768 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY OUT OF THIS. 1832 01:41:49,771 --> 01:41:52,507 WELL, THERE'S ONE WAY. WHAT ? 1833 01:41:52,540 --> 01:41:56,411 JUST FIND THEM, OH, IT'S PRETTY. OH, LOOK, BARBECUE ! 1834 01:41:56,444 --> 01:41:59,847 THIS TICKET COULD BE WORTH ONE MILLION DOLLARS. 1835 01:41:59,881 --> 01:42:01,849 HELLO, GIRLS. OH, HI. 1836 01:42:01,883 --> 01:42:04,252 THERE HE IS ! 1837 01:42:04,286 --> 01:42:06,288 [ Cheering ] 1838 01:42:07,622 --> 01:42:10,758 OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. GARY BENEDICT ARNOLD YOUNG ! 1839 01:42:10,792 --> 01:42:12,627 - YOU CHEATER ! - WAS THAT THE-- 1840 01:42:12,660 --> 01:42:16,764 WHAT'S ANOTHER $950,00, MORE OR LESS ? YOU'RE ALREADY RICH. 1841 01:42:16,798 --> 01:42:19,467 SO YOU HAVE A LITTLE LESS INCOME. YOU'RE STILL A RICH MAN. 1842 01:42:19,501 --> 01:42:23,271 BECAUSE OF YOUR INCREDIBLE FRIENDS. YOUR FAMILY, THE YOUNG FAMILY. 1843 01:42:23,305 --> 01:42:25,873 YOU'RE RICH IN LOVE ! 1844 01:42:25,907 --> 01:42:28,376 [ Announcer ] AND IN A SHOW OF GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP, OUR WINNERS... 1845 01:42:28,410 --> 01:42:32,380 ARE OUR OWN GARY YOUNG AND HIS HOUSEGUEST, DEREK BOND ! 1846 01:42:32,414 --> 01:42:34,649 [ Cheering ] ARE YOU BLIND ? 1847 01:42:34,682 --> 01:42:37,385 - WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT. - HAPPY, NO. 1848 01:42:37,419 --> 01:42:39,454 QUIVERING ON A HIGHWAY. 1849 01:42:39,487 --> 01:42:43,225 [ Panting ] 1850 01:42:43,258 --> 01:42:45,727 [ Screaming ] 1851 01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:47,795 OH, I GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE. HOLD ON A MINUTE. 1852 01:42:47,829 --> 01:42:50,232 - THE PINHEAD PUT ME ON HOLD. - STICK 'EM UP. COME ON. 1853 01:42:50,265 --> 01:42:53,201 - LET'S GO. COME ON. NOT YOU. - OH ! 1854 01:42:53,235 --> 01:42:56,504 - IN THE CAR, PAL. - KEVIN ! KEVIN. 1855 01:42:56,538 --> 01:42:58,840 HUH ? 1856 01:42:58,873 --> 01:43:01,709 - I MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN. - NOT INTERESTED. N.I. 1857 01:43:01,743 --> 01:43:03,645 NO INTEREST. NO INTEREST. NO INTEREST. A LOTTERY TICKET. 1858 01:43:03,678 --> 01:43:06,147 - LOTTO SCHMOTTO. - LOTTO ? GOOD, GET IT. 1859 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:10,385 LET ME SEE THIS. OH, HAPPY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY HAPPY. 1860 01:43:10,418 --> 01:43:12,520 EXTREMELY HAPPY, HAPPY. 1861 01:43:15,423 --> 01:43:19,093 * RING YOUR BELL ALL RIGHT * 1862 01:43:19,126 --> 01:43:21,563 [ Tires Screeching ] 1863 01:43:21,596 --> 01:43:23,765 ** [ Continues ] 1864 01:43:23,798 --> 01:43:25,767 WHOO ! ALL RIGHT. 1865 01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:28,403 HEY, YEAH. BRAND NEW CAR, SAME OLD DRIVER. 1866 01:43:28,436 --> 01:43:30,572 MAN, YOU ALMOST TOTALLED THIS CAR PARKING. 1867 01:43:30,605 --> 01:43:32,774 WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT ? I DIDN'T HIT NOTHING. THAT'S THE WAY A PORSCHE PARKS. 1868 01:43:32,807 --> 01:43:36,378 YEAH. HEY, HEY. KEVIN FRANKLIN, IN THE HOUSE. 1869 01:43:36,411 --> 01:43:39,581 HANDBOOK FOR HOUSEGUESTS. THIS BOOK PAID FOR THIS PORSCHE, DIDN'T IT ? 1870 01:43:39,614 --> 01:43:42,517 WELL, SUCCESS DOES HAVE ITS ADVANTAGES. YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT. 1871 01:43:42,550 --> 01:43:45,387 HEY, THIS IS A GREAT HOUSE. RESPECT THESE PEOPLE'S HOUSE, OKAY ? 1872 01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:48,723 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY. HOW YA DOIN' ? 1873 01:43:48,756 --> 01:43:51,593 BARNES AND NOBLE HAS BEEN SOLD OUT OF THESE FOR THREE WEEKS. 1874 01:43:51,626 --> 01:43:54,729 - THIS IS A HOT LITTLE-- - YOU TELLING STORIES AGAIN ? 1875 01:43:54,762 --> 01:43:57,765 OH, OH, OH. THIS WHOLE BOOK THING ? IT WAS MY IDEA. 1876 01:43:57,799 --> 01:44:00,234 WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? THEY'RE PLAYING IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE AGAIN ? 1877 01:44:00,268 --> 01:44:03,738 OH, NO, IT'S THE BIG SPIN. THREE DUMB GUYS COULD WIN A MILLION BUCKS. 1878 01:44:03,771 --> 01:44:06,240 HA, HA. ISN'T AMERICA WONDERFUL, BROTHER ? 1879 01:44:06,274 --> 01:44:10,645 [ Man On TV ] PAULY AND JOEY CASPERINI. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1880 01:44:10,678 --> 01:44:12,647 AROUND AND AROUND SHE GOES. WHERE SHE STOPS NOBODY KNOWS. 1881 01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:15,483 - NO. - AND IT'S GOING AROUND AND AROUND. 1882 01:44:15,517 --> 01:44:18,252 NO ! NO ! 1883 01:44:18,286 --> 01:44:20,388 IT'S COMING DOWN TO THE WIRE. 1884 01:44:20,422 --> 01:44:22,724 [ Screaming ] 1885 01:44:22,757 --> 01:44:25,527 [ Screaming ] 1886 01:44:27,495 --> 01:44:30,164 [ Woman ] A MILLION DOLLARS ! 1887 01:44:30,197 --> 01:44:31,833 FIVE THOUSAND. YOU JINXED ME ! 1888 01:44:31,866 --> 01:44:35,337 [ Laughing ] YES ! YES ! 1889 01:44:35,370 --> 01:44:37,639 I LOVE THIS GAME. THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME. 1890 01:44:37,672 --> 01:44:39,674 * REINDEER FEET MAKIN' NOISE * 1891 01:44:39,707 --> 01:44:41,776 MERRY CHRISTMAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1892 01:44:41,809 --> 01:44:45,246 * REINDEER ARE COMIN' TO CONSUME AND MAKE SOME NOISE * 1893 01:44:45,279 --> 01:44:48,516 [ Dog Burping ] * I DON'T EVEN WANT NO DAMN TOYS * 1894 01:44:48,550 --> 01:44:52,454 ** [ Continues ] UM. YOU KNOW, THIS STUFF IS AWFULLY HEAVY. 1895 01:44:52,487 --> 01:44:54,522 COME ON, BUDDY. LET'S GET SOME GRUB. 1896 01:44:54,556 --> 01:44:58,660 * WE WISH YOU A CHILI BURGER WE WISH YOU A CHILI BURGER * [ Laughing ] 1897 01:44:58,693 --> 01:45:02,697 * WE WISH YOU A CHILI BURGER AND A MUG OF COLD BEER ** 1898 01:45:02,730 --> 01:45:05,500 * LOAD THE GRILL WITH FATTY MEAT * 1899 01:45:05,533 --> 01:45:08,636 * PUT IT ON A BUN AND EAT, EAT, EAT ** [ Laughing ] 1900 01:45:08,670 --> 01:45:12,507 * FRENCH FRIES THE BROWN- SKINNED VEGETABLE * [ Laughing ] 1901 01:45:12,540 --> 01:45:14,709 * COOKED IN A LOT OF GREASE * 1902 01:45:14,742 --> 01:45:19,113 * ALL OF THE OTHER NUGGETS * WISHED THEY COULD BE RED MEAT ** 1903 01:45:19,146 --> 01:45:21,549 [ Laughing ] 1904 01:45:21,583 --> 01:45:24,118 * FIVE ONION RINGS 1905 01:45:24,151 --> 01:45:26,654 * FOUR DILL PICKLES THREE CHOCOLATE SHAKES * 1906 01:45:26,688 --> 01:45:28,656 * TWO APPLE PIES 1907 01:45:28,690 --> 01:45:32,894 * AND ONE, BIG FAT CHEESEBURGER ** 1908 01:45:32,927 --> 01:45:35,329 YEAH ! 1909 01:45:35,363 --> 01:45:39,233 * PATTY MELT, PATTY MELT PATTY MELT ON RYE * 1910 01:45:39,266 --> 01:45:41,569 * OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO SCARF 1911 01:45:41,603 --> 01:45:43,671 * A GREAT BIG PLATE OF FRIES HEY * 1912 01:45:43,705 --> 01:45:47,842 * DELI CHEESE, DELI CHEESE DELI CHEESE ON TOP. ALL RIGHT, PHIL. 1913 01:45:47,875 --> 01:45:52,380 * STUFF IT DOWN, EAT IT ALL UNTIL IT KILLS YOU BOTH * 1914 01:45:52,414 --> 01:45:56,751 * SMOKING ON THE GRILL A BIG SLAB OF SWISS * SING IT ! 1915 01:45:56,784 --> 01:46:01,222 * WITH SOME ONION BREAD OH, WHAT HAPPINESS * SINBAD ! 1916 01:46:01,255 --> 01:46:05,527 * CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER BURGER ALL THE WAY * HIP. HUP. ALL RIGHT. 1917 01:46:05,560 --> 01:46:10,665 * OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO MUNCH A CHEESEBURGER TODAY ** 1918 01:46:10,698 --> 01:46:14,101 * THE FIRST MILKSHAKE 1919 01:46:14,135 --> 01:46:17,572 * WAS A CREAMY DELIGHT 1920 01:46:17,605 --> 01:46:20,542 * WE SUCKED IT DOWN SO FAST 1921 01:46:20,575 --> 01:46:24,579 * THAT WE BURPED IT UP ALL NIGHT ** 1922 01:46:26,648 --> 01:46:28,616 * LOAD THE GRILL WITH FATTY MEAT * 1923 01:46:28,650 --> 01:46:31,118 * COOK IT REAL FAST AND EAT, EAT, EAT * 1924 01:46:31,152 --> 01:46:33,220 * PILE ON THE BACON AND BLUE CHEESE * 1925 01:46:33,254 --> 01:46:35,523 * BAG THE DIET AND CHEAT, CHEAT, CHEAT * 1926 01:46:35,557 --> 01:46:37,559 * YOU'LL BE BUYING BIGGER BLUE JEANS * 1927 01:46:37,592 --> 01:46:39,694 I ALREADY GOT 'EM , MAN. * OVERSIZED 1928 01:46:39,727 --> 01:46:41,763 * WE DON'T CARE IF WE GET FATTER * 1929 01:46:41,796 --> 01:46:44,231 * GIVE ME ONE MORE PIECE OF APPLE PIE * 1930 01:46:44,265 --> 01:46:46,300 * DROP THE FRIES IN A DEEP FAT FRYER * 1931 01:46:46,333 --> 01:46:48,402 * FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA * LARD ! 1932 01:46:48,436 --> 01:46:50,605 * WATCH THEM SIZZLE, CRISP AND BUBBLE * 1933 01:46:50,638 --> 01:46:52,807 * FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA * LARD ! 1934 01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:55,109 * YOU'LL BE BUYING BIGGER BLUE JEANS * 1935 01:46:55,142 --> 01:46:57,244 I ALREADY GOT THEM. * OVERSIZED 1936 01:46:57,278 --> 01:46:59,413 * WE DON'T CARE IF WE GET FATTER * 1937 01:46:59,447 --> 01:47:01,716 * GIVE ME ONE MORE PIECE OF APPLE PIE ** 1938 01:47:01,749 --> 01:47:05,119 YOU BETTER LAY IT ON ME, BABY. 1939 01:47:05,152 --> 01:47:09,223 * GROUND SIRLOIN GROUND SIRLOIN ! MR. PRESIDENT ! 1940 01:47:09,256 --> 01:47:11,225 * SWEET SIRLOIN SWEET SIRLOIN ! 1941 01:47:11,258 --> 01:47:13,227 HILLARY, SIT IN YOUR CHAIR. SHE WON'T GET OUT. 1942 01:47:13,260 --> 01:47:16,297 SURE YOU COST. CHELSEA PUT THE CAT IN THE DRYER AGAIN. WHAT SHALL I DO ? 1943 01:47:16,330 --> 01:47:19,501 LOTS OF COIN. NEILSON CALLED. THEY NEED MORE TOILET TISSUE. 1944 01:47:19,534 --> 01:47:22,604 BUT WHEN I SWALLOW YOU... NORIEGA SAID HE HEARD YOU CALL HIM PIZZA FACE. 1945 01:47:22,637 --> 01:47:25,473 INTO MY GUT, YOUR BROTHER ROGER WANTS A LOAN AGAIN. 1946 01:47:25,507 --> 01:47:29,644 I CAN FEEL MY VEINS SLAMMING SHUT. 1947 01:47:29,677 --> 01:47:31,779 CINDY CRAWFORD CALLED. I'LL GET BACK TO HER. 1948 01:47:31,813 --> 01:47:35,249 THAT'S THE RISK THAT I TAKE. 1949 01:47:35,282 --> 01:47:37,418 SAID BEEP HER. YOU KNOW THE NUMBER. YEAH, YEAH. 1950 01:47:37,451 --> 01:47:40,788 THAT'S THE RISK THAT I TAKE. 1951 01:47:40,822 --> 01:47:44,458 OH, YOUR THIGHMASTER'S HERE. I BROKE THE LAST ONE. 1952 01:47:44,492 --> 01:47:48,530 * JOY TO THE WORLD THE MEAT IS DONE * 1953 01:47:48,563 --> 01:47:52,634 * LET BUNS RECEIVE THEIR BEEF * WHERE'S THE BEEF ? 1954 01:47:52,667 --> 01:47:55,102 ** [ Continues ] 1955 01:47:55,136 --> 01:47:57,539 HEY, SINBAD, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'VE BEEN TO GLEE CLUB OR SOMETHING. 1956 01:47:57,572 --> 01:48:00,542 YOU SOUND GREAT. 1957 01:48:00,575 --> 01:48:05,212 * AND MUSTARD AND RELISH AND MAYO TOO * 1958 01:48:05,246 --> 01:48:09,350 * FAT DRIPPINGS ON THE SIZZLING COALS * 1959 01:48:09,383 --> 01:48:13,220 * WE ALL ARE DROOLING NOW 1960 01:48:13,254 --> 01:48:16,558 I AM SO HUNGRY. YOU REALLY SHOULD EAT BEFORE YOU COME OUT. 1961 01:48:16,591 --> 01:48:19,894 I CAN EAT A PTERODACTYL. I HAD ONE. A PTERODACTYL BURGER. 1962 01:48:19,927 --> 01:48:23,397 ARE THEY GOOD ? YEAH, REALLY NICE. LIKE CHICKEN. 1963 01:48:23,430 --> 01:48:25,499 * AND PICKLES 1964 01:48:25,533 --> 01:48:30,204 * AND LOTS OF 1965 01:48:30,237 --> 01:48:34,642 * FRIES * 1966 01:48:34,676 --> 01:48:37,211 [ Laughing ] MERRY CHRISTMAS ! 1967 01:48:37,244 --> 01:48:40,648 MY VOICE WAS BREAKING. YEAH, MAN, YOU SOUND GOOD, BROTHER. 1968 01:48:40,682 --> 01:48:43,718 [ Slurping ] 1969 01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:48,255 [ Burps ] 1969 01:48:49,305 --> 01:48:55,768 Surf the internet with browser of future osdb.link/brave 169147