All language subtitles for Heimebane S02 E04 - x264 [BRSHNKV]

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Mario insisted on watching "Every Time We Meet".

"What? You don't like Every Time We Meet??"

"How can you not like "Every Time We Meet"?

Espen, can we have a word?

"How can you not like it?"

I got an interesting call the other day.

From some Jørgen Hasund. He was surprised
Hasund Elektro has a 3 years sponsorship agreement with Varg.

Did that surprise him?

Is that your signature?

Yes.
- I can't hear you.

Yes, I signed that.
Actually it was...

Jørgen wasn't available.
He said it was fine.

That he should have changed his mind...
- So it's fair to assume that this is also your signature.

And this one?

Listen...

Let's not panic... I... I...

I thought I could find the money elsewhere.
I'm working...

Don't worry, I didn't report you.

These are forged papers, Espen.
That's 3 to 5 years.

We could take your Elite Series license,
send you to PostNord-league.

I'm working on this.
I promise... I...

Can we focus on what's important here?
- I've set up a Board meeting for Saturday.

If you fix it by then, maybe...
- Come up with millions by Saturday??

I don't wanna discuss this.
Either you present some good numbers by Saturday...

...or I'll have to tell them everything.

Is there anything particular you want me to say?

No... I wanted you here
because she likes you.

Whatever she says,
you just back me up.

We want her on board
with less than she demands.

She wants to turn the club
into a stock company.

The way the whole team is structured and...

Hi. Thanks for last time.
- Thanks for last time.

Petronella.
Nice to meet you.

Thanks for coming with such short notice.
You'd like some coffee or tea...

I'll have coffee. Peder will have tea.
- Peder?

Lorry Gundersen, yes!
He's a legend!

Who scores 10 goals with his penis?
I have huge respect for that.

This is Peder, my brother.

Shall we start?
Good.

We go ahead as you suggested.
We create Varg Ltd.

You're in for 25% and we split the rest
between the Board, the partners and the supporters.

We've already been through this.

We won't be sitting in annual meetings
and discuss with everyone. We want 51%.

These are all friends, who have worked
and fought for the club over 70 years.

That's why we offer you 25%,
so everyone's interests will be preserved.

You're not offering anything.
We came to you with a lucrative offer.

We'll provide a platform and resources
to establish yourself in Europe.

Think of the Liga, the Cup...
- Mostly Liga.

So you just give us 50 millions and that's that?
- Yes.

If we do this, it'll be up to you, Helena.
Make a wish list and then go shopping.

What's your role here exactly?
- Good question, Espen... can I call you Espen?

I wanna be deeply involved in the club.
I'm a big fan of yours, Helena.

I couldn't be as present as I'd like to be.

So if we do this,
Peder will take care of all daily matters.

He's much more into football than I am.
- "Come on you Gunners!"

I'm the General Manager of the club.
- Just call him whatever.

Key Account Manager, CEO, CFO...

Brann's center-back...
he's a little Ramos.

He'd be perfect for this team!

We'll be back tomorrow. Think about it.
Helena, it was a pleasure.

I really hope you and I will make great things.

You realize how serious this is?
You saw the shine in that idiot's eyes?

He'll turn Varg in his little toy.
- Lorry Gundersen!

They'll do whatever they want with the team.
Buy players, even fire us if they like.

They won't kill the club.

We got rid of Tangsrud for a reason.
He was nothing but sponsors.

If we let them in, money will control the club.
- Money already controls the club.

The fact that we don't have it actually.

Listen... we got each other's back.

We'll be alright.

What's going on?
- Nothing.

We're not staying here tonight then?

What about Nils' 18th birthday?

I have to go train.

You don't have to.
- You want me to stink?

Yes.

Your mom's gonna freak out.
- The hell with her.

Did you tell her you're here?

Seriously?

What?

She knows we're together.
Can we discuss that?

Is she mad? She's not entitled.
- I don't know...

She's complicated but...
I think she misses you.

We gotta find the right solution for the kids.

I totally agree.
- That's great!

Many refuse to compromise
and don't think about the children.

Michael can see the kids
every other weekend.

We never agreed on that.
- What's your thought?

"Fifty-fifty".

So the kids will have to
change house every week?

At their age, it's important
they have a steady home.

That's what we also recommend.
- Then they'll stay with me.

That's also a possibility.
- He doesn't have the time to take care of them.

What you think I've been doing
for the past 5 months?

I'm leaving football for them!

They let you go, so you thought:
"What will I do? Perhaps I can do the father."

She left for 5 months and
wasted their whole legacy in Vegas!

Five months?
- Yes.

It's a lot...
- I took care of the kids alone for 12 years.

He's never changed a diaper,
he was never home when they were sick.

In London, you went out every night.

In Turkey you left me in the apartment
and went out with that Portuguese anorexic!

It was 10 years ago!

Last year you went with a 17 year-old
and made sure the whole town knew!

Shut up, that's not the point!
- If you please sit back down...

If you can't reach an agreement today,
we'll set up another meeting for next week.

What if nothing has changed?
- Then you'll go to court.

I advise against that,
especially for the kids' sake.

By the way, it's pta meeting
for Eskil tonight.

I'll go.
It's a chance to get up-to-date.

I hear he hasn't been focused lately.
- From who?

I met Oddvar, his Norse teacher.
It's probably nothing serious but we better handle it.

We can't be arguing in front of them.
Do you agree?

Come on, guys!

Hi.
- Hi.

I was thinking...

Perhaps we could have dinner together.

Yes... that would be great.

You, me... and Adrian?

I can cook if you like.
- No, I'll take care of it.

Alright.
- Yes.

Roger did the same thing.
- With Blackburn, yes.

He drank himself to death.
- Is that why his wife left?

It was mostly about Blackburn.
- Sunniva left him 'cause he drank too much.

No, some fast-food Indians
came and bought the club.

They knew nothing about football
and didn't care about fans or traditions.

People like Eddie were replaced
by big statistic brainiacs...

...who couldn't wipe their own ass
without analyzing it first.

Are you gonna fire Eddie?
- No, I'm not firing Eddie.

Hi, Espen.
- Hi.

"Every Time We Meet"!

So you wanna sell Mario?
- Of course not,

but if it's the only way to have green numbers...

That would be good, Espen,
but it won't hold.

I can't put the money on the table now...

...but I can provide a letter of intent tonight.

If you wanna fix this by selling players,
you better think big.

Adrian?
- Yes.

RBK is at the window.
- Yes but I can't do this to Helena.

You are the General Manager.
You decide.

What's your password?

"Damn Aalesund".
- "Damn Aalesund"... right.

Finn.no... there...

I'm buying a table on Finn.
This is mahogany...

Where are they staying?
- Marianne wants them with her.

Good for you. You'll have a good time
without having to change diapers and shit like that.

They don't use diapers anymore.
- It's all the same.

I just wasn't ready...
I turned down Shanghai.

Did you say Shanghai?
Wasn't that a load of money?

I didn't wanna leave the kids
and now she comes back and wants to take them.

You have the same right to have them.
- If you want them, you gotta stay firm.

We'll have to go to court
and she's gonna win anyway.

Why?
- 'Cause she's the mother, that's why.

The judge will choose her
and so will Eskil and Ine.

I have no chances.

Can we play together?
- It's a single-player game.

How it went with parents' day?
- Fine.

They say you haven't been focused lately.
You never mentioned that.

What did they say...
- Mom will get someone to help me with homework.

Can I play now?

Where are you going?
- To the movies with mom.

This is my weekend.
- It's just for today. She'll take me back here.

Ok. Say hi to your brother.
- Jesus...

Yes, I'll consider it.
Yes... alright.

Ok.
Bye.

Sorry, it was Espen.

Something wrong?
- No, he just wondered...

...how would I feel about signing for Rosenborg.

They made an offer?
- Not yet but they're very interested...

Congratulations!
It's RBK!

It's not a done deal yet.
- No, I know... but still...

It's Rosenborg, it's amazing!
- They're just talking...

It's the best club in Norway!

You could play in...?
- Champion League.

And... it's in Trondheim.

It's great... I know.

Shall we go?
- Yes.

Don't tell Helena about this.

Why not?
- Espen wants to talk to her himself.

Ok, I won't tell her.

Sissel Renate, you're the most
amazing person I know.

I mean it.
Thanks for having my birthday party here.

You're welcome.
- You know who's also coming? Camilla.

Camilla?
- You think she might be missing Ulsteinvik?

I think she might be missing you.

She's single, isn't she?
- Single... I'm not interested in that kind of things.

Of course.
Cheers.

If it's not John Terry himself!

And this is...?

It's the whole No. 2 package!
You're a fucking legend, man!

Part hard, dude!

You can keep your shoes on.

Wow... flowers!

Here should be good... thank you.

Adrian chose the flowers.

You have big windows here.

Yes, I have a nice view.

What have you prepared.

Salad... cheese omelette...

It's a new recipe,
with mascarpone and coriander.

I got a joke
I think you're gonna like.

We'll see.
- It's the 1998 World Cup in France.

Zinedine Zidane is the French captain
and a big star.

He books an entire floor
in the hotel where they're staying.

Are you sure it's a joke?
- Yes... before the opening match against Morocco...

...they find the bellhop dead
in Zidane's room.

The French police get into the room
and find a lot of blood.

One says: "Is this a suicide
or an accident?"

Then he says:
"No, let me tell you".

"There's been a murder on Zidane's floor".

That sucked!
- It's like all your jokes! "Zidane's floor!"

It should end with it being an accident.

The bellhop died 'cause he had
glass-bone disease, or something like that.

It's not funnier than Zidane's floor.

"Murder On The Dance Floor"... the song...

You need to do something about this.
- Ok.

I wasn't in love with him.
- Yes you were.

You even drew him.
I asked: "Who is it?"

Majkuts... he had a thin mustache
and that's how you drew him.

You have more wine?
- On the counter.

Did you hear Søderberg is injured?

Back in Haugesund?
- Yes, you'll have space on the right.

Maybe they'll switch to a 5-3-2.
- We'll move you to the right.

Sandsli doesn't work as small forward.

Have you mentioned summer vacations?
- No, I didn't.

No, it's nothing...
- Is it?

It's nothing...
- No, obviously not.

Camilla and I have plans for the summer
but I should talk to you first.

Ok... nice.

We have a training match against Malmö
but if you need a weekend off that's fine.

A weekend?
- Longer would be a problem.

I'm sure he can get
some extra days.

I can't do that
just because he's seeing my daughter.

He wins all the games for you,
I'm sure he's entitled to some rest.

You said you were tired.
Just one weekend in Innsbruck won't help you.

I'm not tired...
- You never said you were tired.

No, no... I'm not tired...

Maybe you're distracted
because Rosenborg wants to buy you.

Rosenborg wants to buy you?
- Shouldn't we go to the party?

Did they call you and ask...
- I never spoke to them.

What are you talking about?
- Espen called me... he'll call you too...

Espen?
What the hell is going on here?!

Espen said they contacted him.
That's all I know.

What did you tell him?
- I like Varg...

Let's go.
He can decide for himself.

Hi... I can't sleep.

Are you ok?

Will you shave my hair?

Do we have a shaver?
- Why do you wanna shave?

I'm tired of everyone touching
my hair all the time.

Who does that?
- Selma does it all the time in class.

And now everyone else does.
- Who else?

Even Oddvar.
- Your teacher?

I'm also upset when someone does that.
- What?

When they teat us differently
'cause we look different. It's annoying.

Is that why you shaved?
- No, I'm just balding.

When I met your mother,
I had hair just like yours.

Mom says Selma does it
because she likes me.

But you told them you don't like it.
And they still do that?

I think you need to start swearing.
- What?

When people behave like that,
you're allowed to get mad.

Like when you bump your toe?
- Yes, then you can say: "Fuck!"

"Stop touching my hair!"
Look at me and say it.

"Fuck, stop touching my hair!"

"Fuck, stop touching my hair!"
"Stop touching my fucking hair!!"

Do that and they won't bother you again.

You're together...?
- Hey! Happy birthday!

I saw it coming!
You two were meant to be together!

Welcome to my house!

Happy birthday.
- Thanks.

Austnes in the house!

So I sat on the couch beside her
and I thought. "It's now or never".

Then I put my hand on her leg
and she went: "No, I don't wanna!"

So I thought: "Ok, it won't happen".
- Maybe not at first.

When I met my girlfriend,
at first she was playing "hard to get".

But I kept insisting
and then it all happened.

That's love.
- You don't understand, you're all football stars... "frat boys"...

Adrian is young and handsome,
"a man and a boy".

Nils is "forever alone"!

What's your secret, Adrian?
- What makes you so appealing?

The look.
- What look?

Then he goes...

What?
- He does that!

What are you doing?
- "Austnes' look"... does it work?

Yes... a little bit.

You wanted to sell Adrian behind my back?

I have decisions to make...
I can't discuss it...

We have an offer
which any other club can only dream of.

It's either "yes, thanks"
or "thanks, we wait".

I can't wait.
- Why?

We're in shit... financially.

I'm sorry but I must have
this ready for tomorrow...

To keep Nagelsmidt out of the club
I have to sell Mario and Adrian.

Espen... that way we're done.
- You can work with Aron and Tommy...

Tommy Gabrielsen is not Adrian Austnes!

We can manage ourselves and still
pay for Mario's and Adrian's salaries.

That's what we worked for!
I didn't come here to end up in Third Division!

This is not about you!
This is about Varg's own soul!

Your career has nothing to do with this!

You're here for me! You work for me!
You're here to help me...

...do what I think it's best for Varg and for Ulsteinvik!

But you had to push the limits again and again!
It ends now!

This is not about Varg's soul,

this is about what's best for you.
You're scared of losing control.

If you can't be "Mr. Varg",
you have nothing left.

You're sacrificing the whole team
to save your own ass.

Discussion's over.
I said no to Nagelsmidt and that's that.

This is Espen Eide calling,
from Varg Football Club, Norway.

Yes. Hi.
I'm calling to discuss a possible transfer.

Yes, that's right, Mario Diarra.
I'll call back later.

Hi, yes... hi...
this is Espen Eide calling.

From Varg Football Club in Norway.

I'm calling to discuss a possible transfer.

Hi, this is Espen Eide calling,
from Varg Football Club in Norway.

Try this wine,
it's amazing.

I sometimes go out with the guy who makes it.
Average guy but great wine.

You didn't come to talk wine though.
- No, I wanted to know if what I heard it's true.

What exactly?
- You're gonna leave me and Espen free hand?

It's a bit late to discuss that now.

There's another way,
if you're interested.

The Board meets tomorrow
and Espen hasn't picked up yet.

You could talk to the Board
without going through Espen.

You mean behind his back?

I wanna back your proposal...

...but I need to know you and your brother
will let us manage the club.

I'll be honest with you.
I want Peder in this because he needs to be doing something.

But if he becomes a problem,
I'll cut him out immediately.

You're peeing again?

You just did.
- Yes...

Beer does that... but you can't know it.

I'm going jogging tomorrow.
- You jog all the time... jog, jog, jog!

Jog, jog... shit!

Wait!
- I'm still here.

You don't need to jog on vacation.
- I do.

Says who?

You can't let her treat you like this.
- Do we hate to discuss it now?

You do whatever she says.
You hear me?!

It's bullshit, cut it out.
- I won't.

I'm only saying what's true.

And the truth is
you have no opinions.

Whatever you do... you do it
'cause she asked you to do it.

What you're afraid of?
That mom's gonna beat you?

You got an offer from Rosenborg.
- I can't leave Varg.

Who says that?
- I say that.

Come with me,
I have good news.

Hi. Sorry I'm late
but I have good news.

Helena, sit here.
I've been doing some phone calls.

Yes... we got an email from Petronella Negelsmidt.
She made an interesting offer.

It's a good one, Espen.
- What's this? I already said no.

You said no to that?
- I'm here with some good news.

Kristin might have mentioned
some budget shortfalls...

...but I have a lucrative letter of intent
to sell Mario.

Plus, I convinced Bunnpris and Kvinnekoppen
to extend their sponsorship.

We don't have to sell more players
and we're still in control of the club.

She wants to overtake us, change our decisions,
even replace us.

Together with Espen, we got rid of Tangsrud.
Shouldn't we focus on expanding?

With this, money will rule the club.
That's how it works.

They only look at profit.
- I had a long chat with Petronella.

She wants what's best for Varg.

She could have picked any club
but she likes what we represent.

Varg's soul will not go lost.

I still want to grow our local talents
but there are no limits to where we can get.

We can turn into a club of European level.

I'm only talking about selling Mario.
We can keep Adrian!

Why weaken ourselves and risk relegation
when we can reach new highs with Nagelsmidt?

I'll let you think about it.
- Ok, we vote.

Who wants Negelsmidt
to invest in Varg IL?

What happened?
- Nothing. You were sleeping.

What are you doing there?
- Keeping watch.

What?
- I make sure nothing happens.

I put the blanket on you.

You've been sitting there
watching me all night?

I've been sitting here... yes.
- Nils... it's a bit freaky.

There were some strange-looking guys at the party.
I didn't want you to be alone.

I think you better go now.
- Don't you say "thank you"?

Thank you... for what...?

For staying here.

For making sure nothing happened to you...

What the hell...
you think we're together now?!

No, I just thought...
- Are you serious??

Last night... you want me to be like those guys?

What would have happened
if they saw you here alone?

No, no, no...
there is no reward for not raping me!

Are you for real??
Just go, ok?

Good morning.

Have you heard about
"Men Going Their Own Way"?

No.

It's a philosophy... if we weren't
so focused on getting women...

...we would have gotten much farther.

All the efforts we make just to get laid...

If we put the same effort
into global warming or something like that...

Once we could take women as we wanted.
Of course, it was wrong to do that.

But now it's them who choose us.

We run around with our horny cocks...
and there's nothing we can do about it.

Morning.
- Morning.

Sorry about last night. I was stupid.
- Don't worry.

It took me some time before
I realized how it all works.

It's very simple actually.

This is not possible.

I only wanna be with you, Camilla.

Let's leave then.

Let's go to Trondheim.

Women own the world.
They have all keys to all doors.

We're locked outside,
crying and begging to be let in.

I'll fight for the kids,
if it's the last thing I do.

That movie thing... that was for Ine.

If you have something to say,
tell my lawyer.

Women run the show...

...and if we don't see it,

...we're fucked.

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