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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,833 --> 00:01:06,067 - Grimm. 2 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,433 I found it. 3 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:08,433 - What is it? 4 00:01:08,433 --> 00:01:09,967 - It's the Mahaya Tablet. 5 00:01:09,967 --> 00:01:12,467 Exactly as Cortez described it. 6 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:13,600 - Give it to me. 7 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,833 - What are you doing? You give me that. 8 00:01:16,833 --> 00:01:17,833 Who are you working for? 9 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:20,200 - Never you mind. 10 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,767 You just give us a translation. 11 00:01:22,767 --> 00:01:23,733 - Never. 12 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,633 - Hi, Dad. 13 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,333 - Not bad, kid. Not bad. 14 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:38,467 That's enough fooling around. 15 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:40,167 You guys know I got a fight tonight. 16 00:03:40,167 --> 00:03:43,200 - Sorry, Dad. You got a fight now! 17 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,567 - All right. Come on. 18 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:59,267 Both: Duo forever! 19 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:29,300 - Hey, wait up. 20 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:30,767 - I quit, Jimmy. 21 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:32,067 - If your escape plan had worked, 22 00:04:32,067 --> 00:04:34,133 we would've been okay. 23 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:35,667 - Well, I didn't wanna get sucked into playing your 24 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:36,867 stupid kid games. 25 00:04:36,867 --> 00:04:38,500 I'm not playing with you again. 26 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,633 You're such a jerk. 27 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,567 Go find some new friends, if you can. 28 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:43,533 - United path. We're the duo. 29 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,233 - Go find someone else to be your duo. 30 00:04:45,233 --> 00:04:47,167 I'm not landing in the mud anymore. 31 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:48,900 - All right, no more mud. 32 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,700 - No more anything. 33 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,500 - I'll clean up the house. 34 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,533 - It's your turn to clean up the house anyway. 35 00:04:54,533 --> 00:04:56,700 - Well, I'll clean up this time and next time. 36 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:57,767 Come on, Lisa. 37 00:04:57,767 --> 00:04:59,167 We're both getting real good, 38 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:00,867 and soon we'll both be black belts. 39 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,900 - There is no black belt in kickboxing. 40 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,333 - So we'll be the first. 41 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:05,533 - Grow up, Jimmy. 42 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:06,900 - You'll be sorry. 43 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,500 Some day there's gonna be a real live adventure, 44 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,633 and you're not gonna be ready. 45 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:11,133 - You make up all the adventures. 46 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:12,967 It's pretend, and I'm sick of it. 47 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:15,267 - One of these days, there's gonna be a real live one. 48 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:16,633 - You want a real life adventure? 49 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:17,800 How about this? 50 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,433 Jimmy gets lost and nobody can find him. 51 00:05:20,433 --> 00:05:22,600 Now get lost! 52 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,700 - All well and good, gentlemen. 53 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:08,267 All well and good. 54 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:16,067 Except that it's a worthless piece of junk unless we know 55 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,500 what it means. 56 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:23,067 - Well, the professor, he just-- 57 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:27,333 - You didn't happen to a translation before-- 58 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:32,700 - But there's gotta be 59 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,867 somebody that can translate it. 60 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:45,367 - Fortunately for you fellas, there is. 61 00:06:57,133 --> 00:06:59,100 - Uteya Mahaya? 62 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,433 How? Where? 63 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:02,900 Why don't you bring it to my office immediately, 64 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,067 and I'll have a look at it? 65 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:06,300 - Well, I'm afraid I can't. 66 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,233 You see, I suspect there was foul play in the 67 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:12,467 disappearance of the professor, Professor. 68 00:07:12,467 --> 00:07:14,167 - How so? 69 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,067 - I fear telling you more over the phone. 70 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:20,667 You see, the objects described in the tablet are 71 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:24,800 very valuable, and, well, money makes 72 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,533 people do terrible things. 73 00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:30,433 Could you meet me at the curious curio. 74 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:32,067 It's an antique emporium. 75 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:35,367 And please, tell no one. 76 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:36,367 - I'll be there. 77 00:07:36,367 --> 00:07:37,833 - Fine. 78 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:49,800 Boys, this time, I prefer the professor not to-- 79 00:07:51,633 --> 00:07:55,200 until after we have the translation. 80 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,667 You think you can handle that? 81 00:07:57,667 --> 00:08:01,067 - Right on. 82 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:07,633 - Oh, and Zero, Mr. Blade has asked to see you. 83 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:18,633 - You the let the professor get away, didn't you? 84 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:21,567 Now, how do you plan to pay for this mistake? 85 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,600 - Sorry? 86 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,933 - Me too. 87 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:24,267 - And TV player all in her room. 88 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:25,833 - Oh, yeah? 89 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,067 - Yeah. 90 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,467 She's got a skateboard and roller blades, 91 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,300 and she might even get the roller blades her cousin 92 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:33,100 doesn't want, because she fell down-- 93 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,167 - Hey! 94 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:36,467 What's the idea, you little retard? 95 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:37,800 - Sorry! 96 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,433 - I'm gonna take that thing away from you, 97 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:40,933 if you can't control it. 98 00:09:40,933 --> 00:09:42,500 - Maybe if you were playing with us, 99 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,867 you would not have been in my line of fire. 100 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:45,933 - I told you, 101 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,633 I'm not playing your kid games anymore. 102 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:50,100 - Look at this. A total waste. 103 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,733 - Let's go get some more. 104 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:54,467 - Deal. 105 00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:55,800 You ever pull something like that again, 106 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,233 and I'll beat you up. 107 00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:58,967 - Yeah? You and who else? 108 00:09:58,967 --> 00:10:00,033 - Me. 109 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,567 - Uh-oh. 110 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:18,700 - Lady, sit down and take a number. 111 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,533 It ain't arrived yet. 112 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:45,633 - Hey! 113 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,733 Come back! 114 00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:48,833 Hey! 115 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:56,733 Give me my bike back. 116 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:57,867 What are you doing? 117 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,500 - You want your bike back, don't you? 118 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,767 - Well, of course. 119 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:02,700 - Then what's the problem? 120 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,500 Will you please give Charlie his bike back? 121 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,433 - Later, babe. 122 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:13,867 - You look bigger than me. 123 00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:14,900 What do you think, Charlie? 124 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,433 You think he looks bigger than me? 125 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:17,667 - Uh-huh. 126 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,500 - Why you ask a stupid question like that? 127 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,700 - Because my dad says I can't pick on people my own 128 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:26,200 size, but I can pick on people bigger than me, 129 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,700 as long as they were picking on me first. 130 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,167 - So what are you trying to say? 131 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,533 Are you gonna take us all on? 132 00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,200 Or one at a time? 133 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,800 - One at a time wouldn't be fair. 134 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,367 - Okay. 135 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:43,133 - I'll take you all on. 136 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,700 - She looks pretty tough to me-- 137 00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:58,067 - Hey! Get her! 138 00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,267 - Hang on, Lisa. 139 00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:05,267 I'm coming. 140 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,267 - Where do you think you're going, man. 141 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,333 - No. 142 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:11,200 Hey! 143 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,300 - Let him go. 144 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,400 - Why don't you try to make me, huh? 145 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,200 - Lisa, help! 146 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:28,533 - Why do you blow the whistle? 147 00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:29,567 Make you stronger? 148 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:31,167 - Makes me twice as strong. 149 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,700 - That doesn't make him twice as strong. 150 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,933 Make a move, and I'll tear his arms off. 151 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:11,900 - Don't worry. 152 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,367 We won't hurt you. 153 00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,700 And next time you want to use Charlie's bike, just ask. 154 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,600 - Don't take it. - Okay, okay. 155 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,200 - And I think you owe him a new lock. 156 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,667 - No problem. I will. 157 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,367 - That kid's got class. 158 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,100 - Think I'm in love. 159 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,800 - You know, Lisa. 160 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,667 You did a pretty good job back there. 161 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,433 - I guess you could say that. 162 00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:46,200 - I got some good licks in there too. 163 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,567 I could be your partner as good as you. 164 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,533 - You get scared of a squirt gun when somebody squirts you. 165 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,533 - Jimmy! 166 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,067 - That's okay, Lisa. 167 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,933 He's just frustrated, because nobody wants to play with him. 168 00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:59,333 I'll tell you what, kid. 169 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,967 You got to the count of 60 till me and Lisa go after you. 170 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,067 If you can squirt us before we grab you, 171 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,700 then we'll play with you all you want. 172 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,267 But if we grab you, you gotta leave us alone. 173 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:11,900 - Deal? - Deal. 174 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,833 - One... Two... 175 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,933 What a maroon! 176 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,233 - You shouldn't play with guns, little dude. 177 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,700 Give me that. 178 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,167 - Hey! 179 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,767 - It appears to be authentic. 180 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:05,200 - Yeah, but can you translate it? 181 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,900 - Where did you get this? 182 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,067 - Do I detect a little negative energy coming from you? 183 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,767 - You haven't seen anything yet, 184 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:14,167 unless I get some answers. 185 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,467 - Oh, well. 186 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:19,800 Our boss will give you all the details you need. 187 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,533 - Okay, so who is he, and where do I reach him? 188 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:25,267 - You don't need to reach him, baby. 189 00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,867 He'll reach you. 190 00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,400 - Hey! What are you doing? 191 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,167 Get your hands off me! 192 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,733 Let go! 193 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,300 - Ah! The little dude! 194 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,400 You want this, huh? 195 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,400 - Lisa! 196 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,967 Lisa! 197 00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:12,367 - Sorry about that, Jimmy. 198 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:15,167 You hid yourself so well, we forgot to find you. 199 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,367 - There's this lady, see. 200 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:18,833 She's in the shop being kidnapped. 201 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,233 - Right, Jimmy. Right. 202 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,667 - I'm telling you the truth. 203 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,733 She's in mortal danger. 204 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,933 - Now, listen, I'm not gonna be sucked into playing your 205 00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:28,500 stupid, retarded, make-believe games. 206 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,267 - But it's real this time. 207 00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,800 - Well, if it's so real, why don't you go rescue her? 208 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,700 - Come on, Lisa. Let's just go. 209 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,067 - But-- - No buts. 210 00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:38,100 Go rescue her, but make sure you're home in time, 211 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,467 or dad's gonna kill you. 212 00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:48,067 - Hey! You get back here! 213 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,500 - Don't worry. I'll deal with him later. 214 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,333 He stole Charlie's bike. 215 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,067 He said he was gonna rescue somebody. 216 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,067 - Rescue who? - I don't know. 217 00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,467 He was probably just making it up. 218 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,400 He's just a kid. 219 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,667 - And you were supposed to keep an eye on him, Lisa. 220 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,767 You remember what we promised mom? 221 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:02,800 - Sorry, Dad. 222 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,767 - I can't wait around here much longer. 223 00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,533 Better hope he comes back soon. 224 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:07,933 - You ought to just ground him. 225 00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:10,167 Teach him a lesson. 226 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,167 - If he's not here by the time I get home, 227 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,133 you're both grounded. 228 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,133 - Jimmy, when I get you home, I'm gonna-- 229 00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:45,633 - Just listen, will you? 230 00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:47,567 Because this looks like a job for the duo. 231 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,800 I'm at the old hotel by the waterfront, 232 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,867 and the lady's inside. 233 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,467 She's in danger. 234 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,933 - Jimmy, you're gonna be in danger, and so am I. 235 00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:56,267 Dad's gonna ground both of us 236 00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:58,700 if you don't get your butt back here right now. 237 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,267 - I wish I could help you out there, sis, 238 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,033 but I'm not coming home unless you come here first. 239 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,767 - Okay. I'll be right out there. 240 00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:09,567 But you're gonna come straight home with me. 241 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,733 - Ladies and gentlemen! 242 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:18,833 Welcome to the grudge kickboxing fight of the century! 243 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,833 In the light heavyweight division, 244 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:25,300 a nontitle contest, pairing world champion 245 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:29,867 Greg Matthews... 246 00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:34,567 Against the rough, tough, mad, and bad 247 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:38,267 King Rat Sylvester! 248 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,867 - Camouflage. 249 00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:00,400 - You're coming home with me right now. 250 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,067 - Okay. 251 00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:06,133 - Hmm. 252 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,900 Right after we rescue the kidnapped lady. 253 00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:30,667 - Strange place, isn't it? 254 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:38,100 - I hope this thing works out. 255 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,067 I got a bad feeling. 256 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,900 - Oh, man, will you just relax, chicken man? 257 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,833 I mean, come on, you getting too much negative energy 258 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,867 going up through you, man. 259 00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:50,200 Hey! 260 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,833 What's this, huh? 261 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,500 Bad for the lungs, man. 262 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,900 - These two guys kidnapped somebody? 263 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,233 - Yeah. 264 00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,533 - I don't believe you. 265 00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,467 - I swear. 266 00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:03,133 - We'll soon find out. 267 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:07,733 Excuse me, did either of you kidnap some lady and keep 268 00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:09,567 her tied up here? 269 00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:10,700 - Kidnap? 270 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:11,833 Tied up? 271 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,567 Oh, little girl. 272 00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:15,833 Who's been putting all these ideas in your head? 273 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,433 - My stupid brother. 274 00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:19,067 - Oh, it's the little brat! 275 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,633 - Hey! 276 00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:51,067 - Now, do you believe me? 277 00:23:02,867 --> 00:23:04,800 What's with this guy? 278 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:16,067 You're not too good with a train, mister. 279 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:32,200 - The train is man's hopes and dreams. 280 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:37,233 The train track is life itself. 281 00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:43,500 And that is what life has in store for all of us. 282 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:47,400 Understand? 283 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,567 - No. 284 00:23:50,567 --> 00:23:52,067 - The train-- 285 00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:53,667 - Mister, I don't know who you are, 286 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,067 but you're one sick individual, 287 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,967 and I'm going to see to it you're locked up for-- 288 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,700 - Excuse me. 289 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:10,067 Now, will you be needing a pencil and paper to start 290 00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:11,900 your translation? 291 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:16,067 - Translate it yourself. 292 00:24:16,067 --> 00:24:19,433 - Why must the children always suffer for the 293 00:24:19,433 --> 00:24:22,533 failing of their elders? 294 00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:28,067 Mongoose, if she doesn't cooperate, 295 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:31,500 you know what to do. 296 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,933 Now, are you going to cooperate? 297 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:41,733 Or shall harm come to these nice, little kids. 298 00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:45,500 - He wouldn't do that. 299 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,667 - Oh, yes, he would. 300 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,267 - No, he wouldn't. 301 00:24:48,267 --> 00:24:49,333 - Yes, he would. 302 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:50,500 - No, he wouldn't. 303 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,733 - Yes, he would. - No, he wouldn't. 304 00:24:51,733 --> 00:24:53,100 - Yes, he would! - No, he wouldn't. 305 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,067 - Yes, he would! 306 00:24:58,133 --> 00:25:00,800 - What would your mother say if she saw what you're doing now? 307 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,767 - Can't do it. 308 00:25:08,767 --> 00:25:10,967 - Why not? 309 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,467 - I love my mom. 310 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,167 - Well, I guess I'm just going to have to do it 311 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,100 myself, aren't I? 312 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:33,433 You are getting very sleepy. 313 00:25:33,433 --> 00:25:36,900 Very sleepy. 314 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,800 - One... Two... 315 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,067 Three... Four... 316 00:26:00,067 --> 00:26:03,200 - Greg, come on. Let's go! 317 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,433 - Very sleepy. 318 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:08,800 - I gotta go to the bathroom. 319 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,500 - No, I'm not. 320 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,400 - Yes, you are. 321 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,067 - Me too. 322 00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:15,767 - Don't everyone? 323 00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:17,567 Now, shut up and be quiet. 324 00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:20,500 - I might have to go in my pants. 325 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:24,900 - Phew, it's gonna stink. 326 00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,767 - Will you take these-- 327 00:26:27,767 --> 00:26:30,933 two little children to the bathroom? 328 00:26:52,933 --> 00:26:54,500 - I can't go in there. 329 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,067 - Why not? - Because I'm a girl. 330 00:26:59,733 --> 00:27:03,333 - I gotta go to the bathroom bad! 331 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,933 - In you go. 332 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:19,600 - Drowsy. 333 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,333 Very drowsy. 334 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,800 Sleep. 335 00:27:25,633 --> 00:27:27,867 Sleep. 336 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,467 - Boss, you're a genius! 337 00:27:41,567 --> 00:27:44,400 - You're getting sleepy. 338 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,367 - What's he doing in there? 339 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:48,133 - I don't know, but if I know my brother, 340 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,567 he's up to something. 341 00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:52,633 He's a sneak, and you'd better go and find out what. 342 00:27:52,633 --> 00:27:54,300 - Nice try. 343 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,133 You're coming with me. 344 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,400 - Come on out, you little creep. 345 00:28:30,267 --> 00:28:32,233 I'm gonna get you! 346 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:46,900 - Come on, we gotta get a phone and call dad. 347 00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:51,733 - Is she really-- 348 00:28:51,733 --> 00:28:56,100 - Totally and completely. 349 00:28:56,100 --> 00:29:01,867 Now, when I blow my little whistle here, 350 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:05,300 you will tell me everything you know. 351 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:09,167 And when you hear it the second time, you'll awake. 352 00:29:19,433 --> 00:29:23,500 - When I was five years old, I had a really big birthday 353 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,900 party, and my daddy, he gave me a pony ride. 354 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,633 - Yes, yes, yes. That's all well and good. 355 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:33,067 Now, about the Uteya Tablet. 356 00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:36,900 - And when I was six-and-a-half, 357 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,467 I got a new pair of roller skates, but they didn't fit, 358 00:29:38,467 --> 00:29:40,467 so we took them back. 359 00:29:40,467 --> 00:29:44,200 - Uh, boss, I think she's gone back too far. 360 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,633 - But now we got another pair of roller skates, 361 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:50,233 but then I fell down, and I hurt my knee. 362 00:29:50,233 --> 00:29:53,067 And then when I was seven, I had a birthday party, 363 00:29:53,067 --> 00:29:55,833 and they gave me a really pretty doll. 364 00:29:55,833 --> 00:30:01,900 But Billy he got a doll and three hand grenades and a tank. 365 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:04,100 - She broke my whistle. 366 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,600 - But then on my eighth birthday, 367 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,667 my mommy made me a really big cake, 368 00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:10,433 and I blew out all the candles. 369 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,300 - Be quiet! 370 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:15,733 - And I made a wish, but Billy didn't go away, 371 00:30:15,733 --> 00:30:18,267 so I cried. 372 00:30:18,267 --> 00:30:19,867 - Go and put my dad out now. 373 00:30:19,867 --> 00:30:20,967 It's urgent! 374 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:22,867 - He's in the ring right now. 375 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,733 Oh, yeah. Sure. 376 00:30:28,733 --> 00:30:31,433 Go ahead. 377 00:30:31,433 --> 00:30:34,067 Kidnapping. 378 00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:38,500 I'm in big danger. 379 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,033 I'm-- Oh, you're! 380 00:30:40,033 --> 00:30:42,867 You're in big danger! 381 00:30:42,867 --> 00:30:47,300 Alamo Hotel by the waterfront. 382 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,600 Okay. 383 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,333 Time is running... 384 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,633 Oh, out. 385 00:30:53,633 --> 00:30:55,300 Out. Time is running out. 386 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,500 Oh, yeah, I'll get that to him. 387 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,700 - Now's our chance to get out of here. 388 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:06,333 - After we rescue the lady. - Jimmy! 389 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,633 - It's the duo way. 390 00:31:13,667 --> 00:31:15,567 - Let me out of here. 391 00:31:15,567 --> 00:31:16,800 Somebody get me out! 392 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,133 Help! Help! 393 00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:21,233 Get me out of here! 394 00:31:21,233 --> 00:31:23,967 - Come on, man. Yeah! 395 00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:25,267 - I have to talk to Greg. 396 00:31:25,267 --> 00:31:26,333 I have a message for-- 397 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:27,700 - Could you come back a little later? 398 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,233 - But time is running out. 399 00:31:29,233 --> 00:31:31,067 - Yeah, you can say that again. 400 00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:33,300 - There's big danger. 401 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,300 - Get out of here. 402 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:38,467 Get up! Get up! 403 00:31:38,467 --> 00:31:40,667 - Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! 404 00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:49,133 - And then when I was ten, we learned a really good new dance. 405 00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:50,700 It was really hip and cool. 406 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,533 We danced to the Monkees. 407 00:31:52,533 --> 00:31:54,267 - By the time she gets around to the tablet, 408 00:31:54,267 --> 00:31:55,600 I'm going to be an old man. 409 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,233 - Well, boss, she is almost in junior high. 410 00:31:58,233 --> 00:31:59,900 - Shut up. 411 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,200 - The kids escaped. 412 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,767 - Escaped? 413 00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:04,300 Well, what are you doing standing around? 414 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:08,633 Round them up! 415 00:32:08,633 --> 00:32:11,633 Everybody! 416 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:12,867 - Bye! 417 00:32:19,267 --> 00:32:20,200 And then-- 418 00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:37,233 - For your sake, Nadir, I hope so. 419 00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:41,967 Both: Party on! 420 00:32:41,967 --> 00:32:43,633 - The constant whining-- 421 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,967 - Hey, wait a minute. I-- 422 00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:53,967 - Shut up and sit down. 423 00:32:53,967 --> 00:32:55,433 - You can't do that to me. 424 00:32:55,433 --> 00:32:57,067 Why, you nincompoop! 425 00:32:57,067 --> 00:33:00,433 Why, you whippersnapper! 426 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:09,800 Didn't your mother teach you any respect? 427 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:10,800 I swear! 428 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,167 - Where's the lady? 429 00:33:12,167 --> 00:33:13,433 The lady! 430 00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:17,367 Boggus! Boggus! 431 00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:19,533 - So then mom said, "Wait until you're 15, 432 00:33:19,533 --> 00:33:20,767 and then you'll understand." 433 00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:22,833 But I said, "But mom, I am 15." 434 00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:26,067 And then said, "Well, you just wait until you're 16." 435 00:33:26,067 --> 00:33:29,067 - Lady, shut up and come with us. 436 00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:32,267 - I said, "Mom, that's really dumb." 437 00:33:32,267 --> 00:33:33,367 - This lady's out of it. 438 00:33:33,367 --> 00:33:35,467 - She's been drugged or something. 439 00:34:37,067 --> 00:34:38,367 - Goose! 440 00:34:55,933 --> 00:34:57,867 - Call off the fight-- 441 00:34:57,867 --> 00:35:01,767 - Okay, fighters, let's go. 442 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:02,900 Come on. 443 00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:12,967 - Let's go. Come on. 444 00:35:12,967 --> 00:35:13,900 Look out! 445 00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:25,900 - Corner. You, go to the corner. 446 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:27,733 One... Two... 447 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,267 Break it up, guys! 448 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:37,467 You, settle down right there. 449 00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:39,633 You, I want to shut it down. 450 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,400 Four... Five... 451 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,400 Six... Seven... 452 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,200 Eight... Nine... 453 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,200 Ten. 454 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,900 You're out! 455 00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,133 Winner! 456 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:15,833 - Come on. We gotta find the lady. 457 00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:20,267 - Man, something's wrong. 458 00:37:20,267 --> 00:37:21,267 The alamo hotel. 459 00:37:21,267 --> 00:37:22,967 That's that old deserted place. 460 00:37:22,967 --> 00:37:24,100 - Yeah. 461 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:26,100 - I'm gonna find out for myself. 462 00:37:33,067 --> 00:37:35,067 - Where do you think the lady went? 463 00:37:35,067 --> 00:37:36,100 - I don't know. 464 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:38,567 I'm more worried about us right now. 465 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,667 - High school was over, 466 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,300 and I knew that I wanted to go on to college. 467 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:56,067 So, I told Arnold, "I wanna study archaeology." 468 00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:58,500 But he didn't know what archaeology was. 469 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:05,267 He thought it was the inside transmission of a Karmann Ghia. 470 00:38:05,267 --> 00:38:08,100 But then what can you expect from a guy who thinks 471 00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:11,900 "bilingual" was something dirty? 472 00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:14,067 Not the brightest guy in the whole world, 473 00:38:14,067 --> 00:38:17,300 but what a body! 474 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,267 Anyway, I dumped the guy. 475 00:38:25,267 --> 00:38:26,800 - How did she get up there? 476 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,467 - How's she gonna get down? - Don't ask. 477 00:38:29,467 --> 00:38:30,867 - Spring break? 478 00:38:30,867 --> 00:38:32,733 No break for me. 479 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:46,767 - Got her. - Them kids! 480 00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:48,433 - Take her to Nadir. 481 00:39:15,433 --> 00:39:18,667 - They put me in a trash can. 482 00:39:18,667 --> 00:39:21,067 What's the matter with kids today? 483 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:31,933 Will you stop it! 484 00:39:31,933 --> 00:39:34,167 Why you got nothing to do? 485 00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:37,767 - Goose and boggus are after them. 486 00:39:37,767 --> 00:39:39,933 - Well, why don't you go round them up? 487 00:40:32,467 --> 00:40:35,800 - Come on, Lisa! 488 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,467 Come on. 489 00:40:38,467 --> 00:40:39,933 - Come on, you crooks. 490 00:40:39,933 --> 00:40:41,500 - Yeah, crookies. 491 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,267 - Hey, hey, there they are. Come on, let's jump. 492 00:40:51,267 --> 00:40:52,367 - I can't. 493 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,467 - Why not? They're getting away! 494 00:40:53,467 --> 00:40:54,633 - I'm afraid of heights. 495 00:40:54,633 --> 00:40:57,333 - Oh, come on. 496 00:41:51,167 --> 00:41:54,067 - As I remember, lad, this is the only exit out of here. 497 00:41:54,067 --> 00:41:56,333 - And quite rightly so. 498 00:41:59,567 --> 00:42:01,333 Both: Duo forever! 499 00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:03,167 Whoo! 500 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:09,500 - All right, young lady. 501 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:13,467 The fun and the games are over. 502 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:18,800 Now, I want some answers, and I want them now. 503 00:42:32,733 --> 00:42:35,333 - I know you're in here, little dudes. 504 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,767 - I've got ice cream and candy. 505 00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:42,167 - How about some low-fat yogurt? 506 00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,933 A remote-control car? 507 00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:02,900 I'm really sca-- 508 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:34,933 -Hi, fatso! 509 00:44:34,933 --> 00:44:36,833 - Oh, when I get my hands on you-- 510 00:44:43,067 --> 00:44:44,233 - Hi! 511 00:45:13,567 --> 00:45:14,933 - What are you doing here, man? 512 00:45:14,933 --> 00:45:16,433 - Where are my kids? 513 00:45:16,433 --> 00:45:18,133 - Those brats are your kids, man? 514 00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,500 You ought to be ashamed. 515 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:20,667 - I don't know what's going on here, but-- 516 00:45:20,667 --> 00:45:21,667 - Hey! 517 00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:23,867 Your brats did this to me, man. 518 00:45:23,867 --> 00:45:27,267 - I wanna see my kids, and I wanna see them now. 519 00:46:48,367 --> 00:46:50,900 - Hey, get this thing off my head. 520 00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:52,467 Little brat. 521 00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:13,767 Brat. 522 00:47:41,933 --> 00:47:44,867 - Come on. 523 00:47:44,867 --> 00:47:46,167 Who is this? 524 00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,733 - I'm the guy who's gonna kill you, 525 00:47:47,733 --> 00:47:49,667 if you mess with those kids. 526 00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:52,667 - Boy, I am really scared. 527 00:47:54,467 --> 00:47:57,900 - Come on, come on. 528 00:47:57,900 --> 00:47:59,767 - Hey! 529 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,967 - He's the father of those two brats. 530 00:48:12,967 --> 00:48:15,867 - Well, your little cherubs are being rounded up 531 00:48:15,867 --> 00:48:16,867 as we speak. 532 00:48:16,867 --> 00:48:18,200 Here, hold this. 533 00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:25,433 Oh, as a matter of fact, I think I hear them coming. 534 00:48:48,833 --> 00:48:50,333 - Dad? 535 00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:53,067 - Get me out of here! 536 00:48:53,067 --> 00:48:54,167 - What the-- 537 00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:58,167 - Them kids-- those kids, they jumped us. 538 00:48:58,167 --> 00:49:00,633 - What do you mean? They got away? 539 00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:04,633 Can't you two do anything right? 540 00:49:04,633 --> 00:49:07,167 - Boss man, it seems like there's more than two of them. 541 00:49:07,167 --> 00:49:09,567 I mean, it's like a double-whammy. 542 00:49:09,567 --> 00:49:12,567 - Well, now we have no time to lose. 543 00:49:12,567 --> 00:49:14,300 Those two little burrs are probably on their way to the 544 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:17,233 police by now. 545 00:49:17,233 --> 00:49:19,800 Will you give me that? 546 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,400 Now that we have the information, 547 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,233 we're all gonna take a little ride to the mountains. 548 00:49:24,233 --> 00:49:27,133 Everybody, in the truck. 549 00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:46,467 - Hey, when are you gonna put some pants on? 550 00:49:46,467 --> 00:49:50,600 I'm tired of smelling your boxer shorts. 551 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,800 - You got an extra pants, wise guy? 552 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,967 - You know, there's gotta be something in one of those 553 00:49:54,967 --> 00:49:56,067 boxes you can wear. 554 00:49:56,067 --> 00:50:00,333 Why don't you go find something? 555 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,100 - Excuse me for interrupting, guys, 556 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,667 but where are we going? 557 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:06,333 - Well, if we're going by the translation I gave them, 558 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,833 we're going to the tehachapi mountains 559 00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:11,933 to get the Uteya Mahaya treasure. 560 00:50:11,933 --> 00:50:13,300 - Where are my kids? 561 00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:15,833 - Your brats are a million miles away. 562 00:50:15,833 --> 00:50:18,167 - Thank God. - Amen. 563 00:50:22,533 --> 00:50:24,167 - When this is over, you're gonna wish 564 00:50:24,167 --> 00:50:25,833 I was a million miles away. 565 00:50:25,833 --> 00:50:27,533 - Ooh. 566 00:50:27,533 --> 00:50:29,667 - Why don't you just give it a rest? 567 00:50:29,667 --> 00:50:31,500 I don't know why you didn't let the police handle it 568 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:34,333 instead of trying to handle it all by yourself. 569 00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:37,300 - At least I tried something. 570 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,133 - Well, maybe you just didn't try hard enough. 571 00:50:39,133 --> 00:50:41,900 - Dude, dudette! 572 00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:45,467 My crystal's starting to hum here. 573 00:50:45,467 --> 00:50:49,800 I mean, can't we be a little more positive? 574 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,267 - Of course! 575 00:50:52,267 --> 00:50:55,900 I am so happy that you picked a fight with them, 576 00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:58,900 and I'm having such a wonderful time. 577 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,400 - That's better. 578 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,100 - I'm so glad that your brilliance is just gonna get 579 00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:04,967 us out of this mess. 580 00:51:04,967 --> 00:51:06,700 - Now, isn't that nice? 581 00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:09,567 Isn't it nice to be positive? 582 00:51:14,867 --> 00:51:17,067 You people don't have anything to worry about. 583 00:51:17,067 --> 00:51:20,067 I mean, Mr. Nadir is one cool dude. 584 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:28,300 And once we find the treasure, you go home free, 585 00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:30,533 free as a bird. 586 00:51:30,533 --> 00:51:31,800 - Ha! 587 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,967 - Hey, hey, hey, watch that negative stuff, lady. 588 00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:36,533 - Oh, you're right. 589 00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:38,200 He is a cool dude. 590 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,633 He just happens to kidnap and murder people, 591 00:51:40,633 --> 00:51:43,233 oh, but in the most sincere, positive way. 592 00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:44,967 - That's our boss! 593 00:52:01,967 --> 00:52:03,200 - Oh, yeah. 594 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,267 There's one other thing about the treasure cave. 595 00:52:05,267 --> 00:52:06,567 - Is it negative? 596 00:52:06,567 --> 00:52:08,700 - I'm afraid so. 597 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:09,900 - Then forget it. 598 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:11,800 - Hey, let her talk. 599 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,200 - It's haunted. 600 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,200 - Oh, I definitely don't want to hear this. 601 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,967 - I do. 602 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,700 What are you talking about? 603 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:21,500 - Just quoting the ancient tablet, 604 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:24,733 the Uteya Spirit Mahaya has been assigned to protect the 605 00:52:24,733 --> 00:52:28,067 treasure, and he's really nasty, 606 00:52:28,067 --> 00:52:30,667 and he loves to tear people apart, 607 00:52:30,667 --> 00:52:34,900 and you can't stop him, and even if you cut him in half, 608 00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:38,400 both halves live and fight all by themselves. 609 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,267 - Is that true? 610 00:52:40,267 --> 00:52:44,467 - Guess we'll just have to find out when we get there. 611 00:52:44,467 --> 00:52:47,500 - My crystal's really starting to hum, man. 612 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,067 - Thunder outcropping. 613 00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,333 Wouldn't you say, Professor? 614 00:53:16,333 --> 00:53:18,600 - That's what I'd call it too, boss. 615 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,433 - All right, head 'em up and move 'em out! 616 00:53:34,433 --> 00:53:37,533 - Listen, I'm sorry for how I treated you back in the truck. 617 00:53:37,533 --> 00:53:39,833 This isn't your fault. 618 00:53:39,833 --> 00:53:41,100 - Me too. 619 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,967 Sorry. 620 00:53:42,967 --> 00:53:45,933 How did you get messed up in this thing anyway? 621 00:53:45,933 --> 00:53:47,900 - Lucky, I guess. 622 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:50,100 - I thought archaeologists spent all their time digging 623 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:52,567 up bones in the desert. 624 00:53:52,567 --> 00:53:54,767 - Yes, one would think that, wouldn't one? 625 00:53:54,767 --> 00:53:56,533 - Well, they're gonna be digging up your bones, 626 00:53:56,533 --> 00:53:59,067 if we don't find treasure at the end of this journey. 627 00:53:59,067 --> 00:54:00,433 - Man, why don't you shut up? 628 00:54:00,433 --> 00:54:02,067 - Oh, really? Who says? 629 00:54:02,067 --> 00:54:03,367 - I said! 630 00:54:03,367 --> 00:54:08,500 Look, can't you all just be quiet? 631 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,367 Come on. 632 00:54:10,367 --> 00:54:12,667 - Let's go, Mr. Negative Man. 633 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:14,067 Move it. 634 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,633 - We should never have gotten involved in this. 635 00:54:38,633 --> 00:54:42,067 - You said it. 636 00:54:42,067 --> 00:54:44,400 - Should've just forgot about the lady who got kidnapped. 637 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,200 I should've just come straight home. 638 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,467 Who cares about her anyway, right? 639 00:54:48,467 --> 00:54:50,067 - Yeah, although-- 640 00:54:50,067 --> 00:54:51,900 - You were right from the start, Lisa. 641 00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,733 I should've just dropped this whole duo thing 642 00:54:53,733 --> 00:54:55,333 when you said so. 643 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:58,867 - Jimmy, you don't sound like a member of the duo. 644 00:54:58,867 --> 00:55:00,767 - Forget the duo! 645 00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:02,233 It's over with. 646 00:55:02,233 --> 00:55:05,333 Put a fork in us, we're done! 647 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:07,300 - We're in the duo forever. 648 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,800 Remember our motto? 649 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,433 - Duo for never. 650 00:55:10,433 --> 00:55:12,333 - I'm telling you I'm the one that was wrong for 651 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,667 quitting the duo. 652 00:55:13,667 --> 00:55:17,167 You don't think dad would just give up, do you? 653 00:55:17,167 --> 00:55:18,367 - Heck, no. 654 00:55:18,367 --> 00:55:20,733 - He trained us, and he taught us everything we 655 00:55:20,733 --> 00:55:23,267 know, and now he needs us more than ever. 656 00:55:23,267 --> 00:55:24,767 - But what are we gonna do? 657 00:55:24,767 --> 00:55:27,067 - I don't know, but you're the one that always thinks 658 00:55:27,067 --> 00:55:28,067 of things. 659 00:55:28,067 --> 00:55:29,067 - Not right now. 660 00:55:29,067 --> 00:55:31,233 - Come on, Jimmy. Right now. 661 00:55:40,133 --> 00:55:42,400 - Okay, this is what we do... 662 00:55:55,467 --> 00:55:57,367 - Thunder outcropping! 663 00:55:57,367 --> 00:55:59,733 We're here at last. 664 00:55:59,733 --> 00:56:04,867 - I don't know. You're the one with the map. 665 00:56:04,867 --> 00:56:07,400 - 150 paces from where? 666 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,533 - The toe. 667 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,767 - What toe? 668 00:56:11,767 --> 00:56:12,767 - I don't know. 669 00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:17,200 I merely translated the text. 670 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,900 - An extra percent to the man who finds the toe. 671 00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:21,933 - Excuse me, boss. 672 00:56:21,933 --> 00:56:24,433 - Where's Withers and Redondo? 673 00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:57,100 - Yes! 674 00:56:59,267 --> 00:57:00,533 - Yes! 675 00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:09,300 - Goose, yes! 676 00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:12,767 - There's the toe. - Yes, the big toe. 677 00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:19,067 - Looks like we're 150 paces 678 00:57:19,067 --> 00:57:22,233 from seeing if you boys are right. 679 00:57:22,233 --> 00:57:25,600 Let's see now. 680 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,067 From the setting sun. 681 00:57:32,533 --> 00:57:35,100 My dear. 682 00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:36,433 One... 683 00:57:36,433 --> 00:57:37,533 Two... 684 00:57:37,533 --> 00:57:38,767 Three... 685 00:57:58,167 --> 00:57:59,700 145... 686 00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:01,067 146... 687 00:58:01,067 --> 00:58:02,300 147... 688 00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:03,467 148... 689 00:58:03,467 --> 00:58:04,733 149... 690 00:58:04,733 --> 00:58:06,667 150. 691 00:58:15,367 --> 00:58:17,100 This rock here. What does it say? 692 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:18,533 - Here. 693 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:24,400 Here! 694 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,800 - Here? 695 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,400 - Goose! Boggus! 696 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,700 Here, here, here! 697 00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:32,300 Bring those picks and axes, boys. 698 00:58:38,067 --> 00:58:41,633 Gentlemen, dig. 699 00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:03,833 - Oh, wow. 700 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,300 - Eww. 701 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:11,367 Get rid of that thing. 702 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,333 I want one too. 703 00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:26,700 - All right. 704 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:29,867 Right there. 705 00:59:29,867 --> 00:59:31,367 Oh wow! 706 00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:38,600 - It's ancient. 707 00:59:40,733 --> 00:59:45,300 - It's here. At least something's here. 708 00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:49,500 What's that? 709 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,233 There's gotta be gold. 710 01:00:00,567 --> 01:00:06,767 - This certainly looks like an authentic Uteya idol to me. 711 01:00:06,767 --> 01:00:11,833 - I'd have to examine it more closely to be positive. 712 01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:13,500 - Admit it, Claudia. 713 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,100 You've lost. 714 01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:17,567 I've won. 715 01:00:17,567 --> 01:00:19,233 I have the treasure. 716 01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:26,633 - Thanks. 717 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,667 - Thanks. 718 01:00:32,667 --> 01:00:34,300 - Boss! Boss! 719 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,200 Boss, a chest! 720 01:00:42,033 --> 01:00:43,833 - All right. 721 01:00:52,267 --> 01:00:53,900 - Come on, man. 722 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,533 Come on, you can do it, man. 723 01:00:55,533 --> 01:00:58,900 Yes! Yes! Yes! 724 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:21,067 - What is that? 725 01:01:21,067 --> 01:01:24,533 - Looks like authentic Uteya pottery to me. 726 01:01:24,533 --> 01:01:26,533 The Uteya were known for expressing themselves 727 01:01:26,533 --> 01:01:27,900 in riddle. 728 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:30,400 It appears that your famous treasure is nothing more 729 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:35,367 than a standard household supply of pottery. 730 01:01:35,367 --> 01:01:37,067 - Get out of my way. 731 01:01:45,067 --> 01:01:49,400 - Boss, I think we been robbed. 732 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,133 - Shut up! 733 01:02:10,767 --> 01:02:14,200 You... 734 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,333 You tricked me. 735 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:20,200 - I gave you an accurate translation. 736 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:25,167 - You said there was a cave. 737 01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:28,633 - The Uteya were known for their tricks, I told you. 738 01:02:28,633 --> 01:02:35,167 That's as close to a cave as you're gonna get. 739 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:38,600 - We'll see about that. 740 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,833 Withers! 741 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:44,233 Redondo! 742 01:02:44,233 --> 01:02:46,433 Where are they? 743 01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:48,633 - I think they're lost, boss. 744 01:02:48,633 --> 01:02:50,900 - Well, go and find them. 745 01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:51,967 - What about the treasure? 746 01:02:51,967 --> 01:02:53,867 - Just go and find them! 747 01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:00,667 The other way! 748 01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:08,300 - Now what? 749 01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:12,400 - Now, you will give me a proper translation, 750 01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,600 or my men will take on your friend here one at a time. 751 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,500 - I told you there's nothing more to translate. 752 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:20,800 - Fine. 753 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,733 Then your friend is going to die 754 01:03:22,733 --> 01:03:26,800 and then of course, you will also. 755 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,733 Grimm? 756 01:03:29,733 --> 01:03:30,867 Begin. 757 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,933 - We gotta do something. 758 01:04:05,933 --> 01:04:08,100 - Turn around. Let's see what you have. 759 01:04:27,467 --> 01:04:28,900 - You know what? 760 01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:31,233 This whole thing better not turn out to be a wild goose chase. 761 01:04:35,467 --> 01:04:38,100 - You know I like to get a hold of that Mahaya spirit myself. 762 01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:40,400 - Oh, there probably isn't any old Mahaya spirit. 763 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,367 She's making it up just like she's making up everything 764 01:04:42,367 --> 01:04:44,300 about that treasure. 765 01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:45,867 I'm sick of it. 766 01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:55,200 What's the matter with you? 767 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,067 Give me this thing. 768 01:05:01,067 --> 01:05:03,500 I'll show you what this is all about. 769 01:05:55,267 --> 01:05:56,200 - Yes. 770 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:21,967 - Congratulations on winning the first round. 771 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:25,567 Well? 772 01:06:25,567 --> 01:06:31,400 - I told you, there's nothing more. 773 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:35,067 - Goose! 774 01:06:35,067 --> 01:06:37,967 Goose, you're next! 775 01:06:37,967 --> 01:06:40,800 Where's goose? 776 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,467 Idiot. 777 01:06:42,467 --> 01:06:43,533 Well, you're just going to have 778 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:46,367 to finish off our guest yourself. 779 01:07:02,933 --> 01:07:06,333 - Dad, it's me. 780 01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:08,233 - Hi, Dad. 781 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,667 - Come on, what is this? 782 01:07:36,933 --> 01:07:38,967 You little nincompoop! 783 01:07:58,967 --> 01:08:00,700 - Go ahead. 784 01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:02,833 Make my day. 785 01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:09,200 - Nice job, partner, but you two got some explaining to do. 786 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,700 - Okay, dad, right after we get these assho-- 787 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:14,467 jerks to jail. 788 01:09:29,867 --> 01:09:32,867 - Well, obviously, Nadir, the spirits tried to keep 789 01:09:32,867 --> 01:09:35,667 the treasure away from you. 790 01:09:35,667 --> 01:09:37,733 - Actually, my dear doctor, the spirits had nothing to 791 01:09:37,733 --> 01:09:39,067 do with it. 792 01:09:39,067 --> 01:09:41,967 Now put your guns down, or the lady goes in the hole. 793 01:09:41,967 --> 01:09:47,133 - Oh, it's actually good to see you, Mr.Blade. 794 01:09:47,133 --> 01:09:50,167 Uh, this was just a temporary hold-up, 795 01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:53,467 and now we can get on with our business. 796 01:09:53,467 --> 01:09:54,867 - Lucky for you. 797 01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:26,200 - Uteya Mahaya Mahaya. Mahaya, watch over us. 798 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,733 It's an invocation to the guardian spirit Mahaya. 799 01:10:28,733 --> 01:10:30,467 - That's baloney, lady. 800 01:10:30,467 --> 01:10:33,067 As far as we're concerned, there ain't no Mahaya spirit. 801 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:34,167 I think the only spirit 802 01:10:34,167 --> 01:10:36,100 we see are them kids with attitudes. 803 01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:37,800 - That's right. - All right. 804 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:38,867 Move it. 805 01:10:50,067 --> 01:10:53,400 - Listen, before we go any further, Mahaya or not, 806 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:57,500 the cave ahead is gonna be laced with booby traps. 807 01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:00,200 - So what do you suggest we do? 808 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:01,867 - No problem. 809 01:11:07,133 --> 01:11:09,233 Good reflexes. 810 01:11:09,233 --> 01:11:10,700 You're gonna need 'em. 811 01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:33,100 - Wait. Let me go first. 812 01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:34,167 I know how to spot the traps. 813 01:11:34,167 --> 01:11:36,367 I know what to look for. 814 01:11:36,367 --> 01:11:38,567 - We'll do this together. 815 01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:47,233 - Hey, boss. What happens if she croaks? 816 01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:50,067 - Mahaya gets them before we get the treasure, 817 01:11:50,067 --> 01:11:53,833 we just let the little kiddies lead the way. 818 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:57,700 - And if Mahaya gets the kids, you'll lead the way. 819 01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:27,833 - Wait. See that? 820 01:12:27,833 --> 01:12:34,067 That symbol triggers... 821 01:12:34,067 --> 01:12:35,733 That. 822 01:12:37,733 --> 01:12:40,800 Is there any way we can set it off? 823 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,967 - How about this rock? 824 01:12:43,967 --> 01:12:46,967 - Well, give it a try. 825 01:12:46,967 --> 01:12:49,067 - Jimmy, Lisa, get back. 826 01:12:57,967 --> 01:12:59,433 Is that it? 827 01:12:59,433 --> 01:13:00,500 - I don't know. 828 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:01,867 I think so. 829 01:13:04,567 --> 01:13:05,800 - Oh, man. 830 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:31,333 - Wait. 831 01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:32,967 - Another arrow? 832 01:13:32,967 --> 01:13:37,633 - It's gotta be, otherwise it's a funny place for a vine. 833 01:13:37,633 --> 01:13:38,867 What do we do to trigger it? 834 01:13:38,867 --> 01:13:41,600 You know how fast the arrow came last time. 835 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,200 - Allow me. 836 01:15:30,633 --> 01:15:32,067 - Light the torches. 837 01:15:42,933 --> 01:15:45,567 - What is this? 838 01:15:45,567 --> 01:15:49,867 - This is what you've been waiting for. 839 01:15:49,867 --> 01:15:52,133 - This is it. 840 01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:53,367 This is it! 841 01:15:53,367 --> 01:15:55,133 - Give me the tablet. 842 01:16:05,967 --> 01:16:11,400 - So what happens now? 843 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,100 - I don't know. 844 01:16:49,067 --> 01:16:54,633 Weary traveler, having come this far, 845 01:16:54,633 --> 01:17:00,300 you know well the value of life, 846 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:07,733 therefore appreciate the true and only treasures of 847 01:17:07,733 --> 01:17:09,933 this world-- 848 01:17:09,933 --> 01:17:16,867 the treasures of the earth, the moon, 849 01:17:16,867 --> 01:17:18,567 and the sky; 850 01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:24,500 the treasures of the breath of life drawn daily, 851 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:31,067 the sweetness of the water, the goodness of food. 852 01:17:31,067 --> 01:17:35,333 These are the true treasures, 853 01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:41,067 and the rest are just an illusion. 854 01:17:41,067 --> 01:17:42,567 Illusion. 855 01:17:47,233 --> 01:17:49,200 - What's that supposed to mean? 856 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:53,933 - It means, this is your treasure. 857 01:17:53,933 --> 01:17:56,100 - It's lies. 858 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:58,400 Lies! 859 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,367 You tell me the truth this time. 860 01:18:01,367 --> 01:18:03,533 - That is the truth. 861 01:18:03,533 --> 01:18:06,600 - It's another one of her miserable tricks. 862 01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,367 - Hey, man, you can't change what it says 863 01:18:08,367 --> 01:18:10,200 just because you don't like it. 864 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,600 - Oh, really? 865 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,067 Something better happen right now. 866 01:18:14,067 --> 01:18:16,900 Grimm, boggus, starting with him, one at a time, 867 01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:18,067 shoot 'em. 868 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:35,167 - Say your prayers, tough guy. 869 01:24:09,700 --> 01:24:10,900 - You okay? 870 01:24:10,900 --> 01:24:12,367 - Never been better. 871 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:21,367 - What do you take me for, you stupid little brats? 872 01:24:21,367 --> 01:24:23,700 I know it's you. 873 01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:25,067 Try some of this! 874 01:24:35,433 --> 01:24:36,467 I saw it. 875 01:24:36,467 --> 01:24:37,633 I saw it. It's there. 876 01:24:37,633 --> 01:24:39,233 - You saw what? 877 01:24:39,233 --> 01:24:41,800 - The Mahaya. 878 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:42,800 Don't go in there. 879 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:45,067 Don't--it's there. 880 01:24:45,067 --> 01:24:48,267 - It's there. - There is no Mahaya. 881 01:24:48,267 --> 01:24:50,200 - All right, you guys. 882 01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:53,367 - Pick this clown up. - Come on. 883 01:24:55,967 --> 01:24:57,267 Get moving. 884 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,233 - Hey, wait a minute. 885 01:25:04,233 --> 01:25:07,167 Doesn't anybody care about the treasure? 886 01:25:07,167 --> 01:25:10,167 - There ain't no treasure, and there ain't no ghost. 887 01:25:10,167 --> 01:25:12,800 Just jail, pal. Now, let's go. 888 01:25:43,667 --> 01:25:45,400 - Wow. 889 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:46,767 Cool. 890 01:26:12,967 --> 01:26:14,267 Dad. 891 01:26:14,267 --> 01:26:15,600 Dad! 892 01:26:25,967 --> 01:26:27,233 Dad, Lisa. 893 01:26:27,233 --> 01:26:28,800 Dad, dad. It's really there. 894 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,233 Come on. I'll show you. 895 01:26:30,233 --> 01:26:32,333 - Yeah, yeah. 896 01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:47,067 - You haven't seen the last of us. 897 01:26:49,233 --> 01:26:51,567 Come on, come on. 898 01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:17,700 - You really did see it, didn't you? 899 01:27:26,333 --> 01:27:28,467 Come on. Let's go home.60388

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