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Okay Corbett,

time for beddy-by.

Come on.

Keep going, move.

Come on, get up, Corbett.

I want my share of the loot, Costas.

I'm not sharing any of the loot of the robbery.

You were a great help,

but I'm going to get rid of you.

See, I saved your life.

Give me your IOU, my boy.

One life not worth much, hey Corbett?

(Laughing)

You didn't know I cared, did you?

So it don't look as if you got rolled.

Oh no, don't thank me,

it's just your share,

my accounting methods, of course.

Never could've pulled the robbery without you, could we?

Okay Corbett,

so long.

Don't spend it all in one place.

(Laughing)

(Loud music playing)

Oh crackers. Who is it?

Mr. Morelli, the manager.

Yeah, what do you want?

Can I speak to you a moment

about the radio?

I'm not decent.

Your radio is too loud, madam.

Oh boy, you said the magic word.

Oh.

Good evening.

Crackers, you're cute.

Come in.

The radio, it broke,

it won't turn off.

Hurry, if Costas,

eh, Mr. Smithopopulous finds you here

he'll just about skin me alive.

Crackers, I don't know what's wrong with that radio,

the knob's stuck.

Can you do something?

It depends doesn't it

just how soon madam your,

your husband's due back.

So.

No madam, that Smithopopulous

has a rather suspicious face

and that girl, his wife,

I can assure you,

does not look much like a lady.

Brandy and a cigar.

Good evening.

Huh?

Good evening.

I'm the proprietress, Madam Benwaur.

Uh, Mr. Smithopopulous.

Are you enjoying your holiday?

Holiday?

Yeah.

There are many islands near here.

You must take our tours.

Thank you, madam.

As a matter of fact,

I wanted to rent a boat tonight,

take a little moonlight cruise.

Is it possible?

Do you have boats here?

Oh yes, we have many.

Do you need a pilot?

We have one who can also be a guide.

All the boats are anchored in the front of the hotel.

No pilot.

Well, it's getting late,

my wife is waiting for me.

Good evening.

If you get back early,

why not come to my party tonight?

Thank you, very much.

We'll need the boat at ten.

It will be ready.

Put it on my account, eh?

(Radio) News bulletin:

Over a million dollars in negotiable bank notes

was robbed tonight

from the United States ship Dolphin,

which was conveying the money to America to be dis...

Is this the trouble?

Crackers.

One thousand dollars?

Now, how did that get there?

You always throw this kind of money around?

Crackers, it's just mad money.

Who the hell are you?

The name's Morelli,

I'm the manager.

Very happy to have been of service, madam.

I shall pay your account with this

and return your change.

Don't bother,

I'll give you traveler's checks later.

As you wish.

Good evening.

What was he here for,

and how'd he the grand note?

Costy.

If anybody ever found out...

Costy, it's on the radio.

We've got to get out of here.

Shut up.

We're leaving here soon,

don't you worry about that.

Iiust rented a boat.

Where 's the map?

It's over on the table.

Must you turn that on?

Where've you been?

12A.

Have they rented a boat for tonight?

Yes, at ten.

Do you find a million dollars interesting, darling?

Oh, well of course.

Those people in 12A,

they are the robbers.

I saw a thousand dollar bill

and they have a million dollars worth of them.

Don't you see,

with a million dollars,

darling, you and I alone together,

we could leave my little sister here

to take care of things for a while.

You'd like that, hey, Sandra?

You would like to be in charge

while madam and | play a while?

They wanted that boat at ten to get away.

They're not going to leave with that money

as far as I'm concerned.

Oh, Livio you please,

that man is a beast,

you wouldn't stand a chance

of getting anything from him.

Believe me, I talked to him.

Are you going to blackmail him?

No, no, no.

Sandra and I will take care of them in another way.

We've run across too many boarders in our lives

not to know a few tricks.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to fix a little time bomb

that will answer all our problems.

Get me my big suitcase,

all the things I need are in it.

Well, go and get it!

You are going to put that bomb into their boat.

Livio, you must be out of your mind.

Yes, I am, pretty sister,

about a million dollars worth.

This is our chance to make a fortune.

But it's murder.

Who'll know?

I'll kill them and get the money,

put their bodies into the boat headed toward the sea,

the bomb explodes,

it looks like an accident,

no one could blame us,

and we have the million.

Shh, the guests are arriving.

Sandra, the glasses please.

She had no time. Get the suitcase.

Please, Sandra.

Go!

My darling,

don't you trust me by now?

Oh Livio, I'm so scared.

You're going to look awful fat

with this money belt on, you know, honey?

Pregnant like.

Shut up.

Crackers, can't I say anything?

Not until we get out of the country.

Could I just have one of these little ones

to go out and buy a pair of panties?

Are you nuts?

No, I'm not nuts,

| just want to be clean.

Since when is it nuts to want to be clean?

I've only got one pair of panties left.

Crackers, I'm over a wash basin all of the time.

Darlene, you wash too much.

I reckon you take ten showers a day.

And you know that we're broke, huh?

If the cops see one of these bills

they'll pick us up so fast

you'll be over a basin permanently

in some dirty hoosegow.

Crackers, you don't have to be so savage about it.

Anyway, what good does it do to have a lot of money

if you can't even spend it?

We'll spend it...

in Istanbul.

Tomorrow, we'll pick up the big boat

and Mr. and Mrs. Smithopopulous

will cruise the Mediterranean to Turkey.

Now, you be a good girl, huh?

And maybe I'll make you head of my harem.

Right now, I'd settle for

a fresh lipstick and panties

in Teaneck, New Jersey.

Where's Corbett?

Maybe he's got some money.

Corbett?

Eh, forget about Corbett.

Why?

Well, he walked,

split.

You disappointed?

When I've got you, honey?

Don't be silly.

(Singing in German)

Reno, so good of you to come.

So good of you to ask me,

after all this time,

I didn't think we were speaking to each other.

Though at one time,

I did have hope we might...

I never let myself

be on bad terms with the police,

but I do draw the line there.

Your boyfriend is still affording satisfaction

in all departments.

Manager, not boyfriend.

Well, everything's fine, thank you.

And how are things behind Bars?

Busy, there was a big robbery tonight,

a million dollars.

Oh, speaking of crime,

let me bribe you with a drink.

Come.

Or aren't you corruptible?

So.

Schlivavitz, on the rocks.

Two, please.

Thank you.

That's enough, thank you, thank you.

(Radio) Bulletin:

Police are still searching for the daylight bandits

who robbed the American ship, Dolphin,

of a million dollars in retired American bank notes

of high denomination.

The police state the money

was being returned to the United States to be destroyed.

Never choke on Schlivavitz,

that's pretty destructive too.

Got any leads, sir?

We've had a lot of suspicious characters around here lately.

In my job...

Go get some ice, would you?

Yes, madam.

You know, he reads too many detective stories.

Ah, there.

Cheers.

Did you like our new singer?

Oh yes, your new singer's wonderful.

I think she's lovely.

Let's go back again, yes?

Delightful party.

Thank you.

Tramiros.

Tramiros?

I never heard of it.

They got a good hotel?

You ought to love it,

it used to be the biggest fun house in the Aegean,

you'll feel right at home,

though it's a little deserted at the moment.

(Knock on door)

Open it.

Good evening.

What the hell do you want?

Madam wanted me to say

your boat is ready and waiting for you.

If I can be of any assistance...

Assistance?

Sure.

Okay, come in.

I know what kind of assistance

you're interested in, buddy boy.

Ahhhhh...

Come on,

let's go.

Do you think you killed him?

How the hell would I know?

But that's bad, isn't it?

When they find the body they'll trace us.

Trace Mr. and Mrs. Smithopopulous?

(Laughing)

My God, Corbett.

I hope I didn't keep you two waiting.

I was detained.

If you want your share, Costas,

you'll show me where the getaway boat is.

Toss your cannon in the water, daddy-o.

Excuse me, please.

Why don't you drink this?

I'll be back in a minute.

Where have you been?

I've been out of my mind.

The police inspector's here,

he knows about the robbery.

Did you?

No, it didn't work,

the big ox got suspicious.

He thought I was after the girl

and he nearly killed me.

Oh, Livio.

They've taken the boat,

they've headed for Tramiros.

I'm going after them, now!

But you can't go to Tramiros,

there's nothing there,

it's deserted,

they'd be no one to help you.

I don't want help getting a million dollars.

Where's Sandra?

How should I know?

She's your sister.

You mean...

you mean the bomb in the boat,

if it blows up...

All the better,

maybe the money will float in the water.

Livio.

Something wrong?

Are the guests complaining about the steaks?

Oh, no, no.

Some housekeeping problems.

Somebody has stolen some money,

but my manger is taking care of it.

Yes.

Shall we go in?

There it is.

Costas, where's the big boat?

I hid it around the side last week.

And gasoline,

I don't want to stay here any longer than we have to.

Up at the villa.

The villa?

It's all right,

nobody's home.

(Music playing)

That's funny.

I've come home to die,

I won't go back with you.

Go away now.

Go away.

Huh?

Don't you understand?

I've come back to die.

Yannis.

Who the hell are you?

You're rude, dirty and ugly.

We do not cater to rude, dirty, ugly men.

Get out.

(Laughing)

Hey!

(Laughing)

Corbett, let me out of here

or I'll beat your brains out.

You're kidding, aren't you, Costy?

One little Indian.

He's not so ugly when you clean him up.

In fact, I've seen him kind of pretty.

Who are you?

What do you want?

At the moment, a little soap and water will do.

This place is not a hotel.

Honey, we both know what this place is.

Now, don't give me a hard time.

Is there where you stash the H20?

No, you can't go in there.

Wow wee,

this must've been the special treatment room.

Come on, Corbett,

let baby wash up all the nasty old blood.

Okay, come on.

Not here baby, we haven't time.

Don't get your hopes up, honey,

this is only for your face.

Oh.

Poor little baby boy,

why didn't you give that big stiff the works sooner?

Couldn't, he knows where the big boat is,

and the gas.

Last night was no time to get trigger happy.

(Radio) Bulletin:

Police are searching for the bandits

who shot down a guard

on the United States ship, Dolphin,

and escaped with a million dollars.

A million, you were right, honey.

I counted.

A million dollars in the form of negotiable bank notes

was being sent to the United States to be destroyed.

According to a witness,

the thieves escaped in a high-powered motor

rented from the local hotel.

Two men and a woman,

probably foreigners,

are believed to be involved.

It is considered possible

that they have taken refuge in one of the...

Come on, we've got to move.

What gives with you, Corbett?

This was all your idea,

hijacking the dough, everything.

What do you want Costy for?

For that matter, what do I want him for?

With this kind of dough, two's company

but three's really a crowd.

What are you getting at, baby?

I'm trying to get at you.

No dice, honey.

Come on you, unlock the cage.

Why should I serve you?

Because I say so,

because we're on Army maneuvers.

| just declared marshal law.

Move!

Don't push me,

this house isn't yours.

Well, you just got a new master.

All right, Costas,

Who the hell do you think you are,

pushing me around?

So fly.

Come on, funny face,

you better.

Fly.

The money,

give me the money.

Since...

since, since when are you the boss?

I'm carrying the dough,

you need me, Corbett.

We're stuck together like glue.

Quit stallin'.

Your mother must've made love with an elephant.

You didn't need me

when you shoved me off that cliff.

Give me.

It's that Sandra girl,

she's going to the boat.

You!

WigginI out on us huh!

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

I'm getting even with you, Costas.

(Laughing)

Look.

I have a gun.

The emperor loved guns,

and games.

You love games?

It depends.

The emperor loved games

and his favorite was,

roulette a la rous.

Look madam,

I like to collect guns, too.

Please, madam,

may I have your gun?

Your gun, please?

Please?

Please?

Please.

Livio.

Livio.

Well, if it isn't Morelli,

God's gift to women.

How the hell did you find us?

The money, mademoiselle.

Or do I have the pleasure

of ripping it off you personally?

I know it will be a pleasure,

so rip if you must, honey,

but I haven't got it.

See what I mean?

Crackers, in this outfit I couldn't hide a dime.

Don't stall, mademoiselle,

it would be a pity to puncture such a...

(Gunshot)

Livio!

So, this is a deserted island.

It looks like an Elks convention at Atlantic City.

Yeah, we sure picked ourselves a quiet spot.

Why didn't you reserve a suite at the Hilton?

And that is her dear brother.

We must delay them.

And find the gasoline.

Oh, yes.

They're a gifted family.

Costy.

Now, if you boys hadn't been so busy slapping wrists,

none of this would ever have happened.

Don't you think it's time to kiss and make up

or we could just stay here

and wait for the cops to arrive.

Anybody bring a deck of cards?

Costas, go bring the big boat around

and we'll take off.

Don't take too long, move!

Those two are not to leave the island until I do.

We can't let them get away.

The money belt,

it was here.

Where is it?

(Organ music playing)

Excuse me, madam,

the emperor sent me

for his money belt.

It's in the piano

where we always kept it, silly boy.

I've figured out who you are.

You have, good?

I'd like to know who I am.

You're the ones that stole that money,

those American bank notes.

The radio's been on about it all day.

Oh, I'm glad for the announcer,

he probably needs the work.

Please, sit down.

And so, you've got a million dollars?

Honey, I haven't got a red cent on me,

so stop blinking those lamps of yours

on and off like traffic signals.

It's the biggest holdup we've ever had.

Maybe, but I haven't even seen

a new set of undies out of it.

I didn't think you wore any.

Crackers, | just meant it as a figure of speech,

and I do too wear undies.

So there.

Black lace, I presume.

You don't know what life has been like here.

Don't kid yourself, honey,

I know what life is like everywhere.

Have you ever been to Biloxi, Mississippi?

Now, there's a town for you.

Well, how's your hero,

still bleeding?

You didn't have to shoot him.

He was making like a big bull with that cannon.

I wasn't about to throw my arms around him

and give him a big, wet kiss.

Tell me something,

how'd you find out who we are?

My brother heard it on the radio,

he guessed.

And tried to pull a fast one?

That's not very honest.

He didn't have time to think,

he made a mistake.

He wouldn't be much of a thinker

with all the time in the world.

He just may get it, too.

So the problem is,

what am I going to do with you jokers?

Costy would decorate them with a few holes.

Kill four people,

two of them women,

then they can extradite us wherever we go.

Uh, we'll just have to blow this kooky joint but quick.

You're dead tired, aren't you, lover?

You know this place is crawling with beds.

Would you like to warm one up?

Not tonight, Josephine,

you save it for a rainy day.

But they've all got mirrors over them,

or have you suddenly decided to become a monk?

I never watched TV in bed,

it's bad for the eyes.

Where's the stuff, lover?

Where's the little money belt

with all that big money?

Safe.

Come on, split it,

half for each of us, right away.

Five hundred thousand for you

and five hundred thousand for me

and we'll give madam the change.

Aren't there three of us?

| only see two.

Could be if I turn around,

I'd only see one, me.

But you can't turn around, Corbett,

you don't dare.

Bang, bang, right?

Don't you ever it turn off?

I said not tonight, Josephine.

Don't you trust me, Corbett?

Sure I trust you,

I trusted everybody,

that's my trouble.

Now, how did a nice, big guy like you

get in a set up like this?

What a great line of baloney.

You must've had an ear

to every keyhole in that joint

for the last 20 years.

| only mean, uh...

you don't trust those friends of yours, do you?

I don't trust nobody.

A million dollars,

but you'll never see any of it, will you?

Who says I won't?

That woman of yours.

I know women after all these years in this place,

I've had plenty of them here,

you can't trust any of them.

They'll rob the gold out of your teeth

while you're asleep.

She'll go with the one that has the gun.

I'll get my share.

Look, you're doing the wrong thing, you know,

going by sea with him.

That's where the police will be looking for you.

You want to go the other way,

to the mainland.

The police would catch us for sure that way.

No, they wouldn't,

not with me along.

I know every policeman in this country,

I paid them enough,

they wouldn't stop you with me.

They would just yell,

hi Yannis, hi Pop.

Those big American cars,

distinctive, you know.

There's no doubt

that one of these in your parking lot

was used by the criminals

to make their getaway.

Is it my fault?

How was I to know what they were up to?

Everyone comes here,

it's a very popular hotel, you know.

Not everyone has just hijacked a million dollars.

Where's your boyfriend, Morelli?

Maybe he can tell me something.

He's not my boyfriend,

he's my manager.

Well, whatever you want to call him.

He's not here.

He was here last night,

I saw you talking to him.

Did you quarrel?

Don't be ridiculous.

I never mix business with pleasure.

I'm your friend,

but I'm also a police officer.

We are searching every island for a hundred miles,

they can't get away.

If Morelli's with them,

don't protect him,

because I can't protect you.

Oh no, Reno,

no, Livio wouldn't be with them.

Not Livio.

I swear it to you, Reno.

I swear it.

He's honest,

I know him.

Very well.

Livio?

Did they find my boat?

No.

Where is it?

Tell me and I'll get some help.

You'll go no place.

No one's watching,

I can slip out the back window.

I may need you.

For what?

What if they kill us?

He's already shot you.

For what?

For a million dollars, that's what.

But Livio, it's not worth it.

Oh, yes, it is.

For years we've been just getting by,

saying, yes madam,

and, no madam,

to a lot of fat pigs,

like our mother.

Those three have got a million dollars.

If I had it,

people would say yes sir to me.

But he's hidden it,

that woman's trying to find it

and if she can't find it, how can you?

The money can't stay hidden forever,

before they leave he's got to dig it up.

We'll find a way when he does to...

Does what, handsome?

Oh, we'll find a way to get back to the mainland

when he lets us go.

He lets you go?

What about me?

Maybe it's when I let you go that counts.

How are you feeling, honey?

Up to a little activity?

I got a spare minute or two.

What's the matter, sweetie, shock you?

Oh, you good girls,

you hang onto it too long

and when you do finally decide to let go,

you're surprised nobody wants it anymore.

You know, I used to work for a bookie and I know

it doesn't take a giant brain to figure out

how many times you could come around the track.

Always in the lead, huh?

You don't have to be in the lead with me, lover,

just keep plugging along.

The others are rapidly disqualifying themselves.

But the one out there has a gun.

The cops will patrol the water until hell freezes over

looking for two men and a woman,

but not for old Yannis, their pal,

and his friends.

That's fine, but don't you think

Corbett wants to protect his own hide?

Sure, for himself but not for you.

He doesn't want you along anymore,

you're big man,

not many as big as you,

you're easy to spot, he'll dump you.

Why not?

There's big money in it for him, big money

and that blonde witch up there.

What's your angle?

He's hidden the money somewhere in the house,

it isn't on him.

When we're ready to move,

he'll have to get it, then you...

What about Darlene?

What do you need her for?

Are you kidding?

All right, all right, I only meant,

there are lots of Fréiuleins in the world

if you have the money,

lots of Frauleins.

Believe me,

I'm a professional and I know,

you can buy them by the pound.

You'd run out on the madam?

She's dying that's why we came back two days ago,

she wants to die here,

but I don't.

Funny, I don't either.

Stuff it, pops.

I don't need partners,

and I'm hiding this boat

where Corbett will never find it.

Where the hell's Costas and the boat?

All dressed up, and no place to go, huh, madam?

Go?

I have a place to go, here,

this is the place to go,

the only place on Tramiros.

Tramiros, I bet.

Not much of a housekeeper though, are you?

Mm?

Sort of a disorderly house you keep,

only where's the crowd?

Oh, Luba is still busy with the general,

he comes such a long way.

Michelle is just finishing and, uh...

And Darlene's on deck ready for action.

How about that cup of coffee, honey?

I could use a little pick me up now.

Very neat.

But not gaudy.

Where the hell's Costas with that boat?

Want me to go looking for him?

He's not here.

He's not here either.

Wow wee, this light is hell on the complexion.

Hey, you can see right into the bedroom in this.

What is it, a peep show?

That costs extra.

How long are you going to keep this up?

Don't worry, little lady,

we'll be pulling out in about five minutes.

And what about us when you leave?

If you behave yourselves,

we'll leave you standing,

though Costy has another idea.

You better watch your step, honey,

Costy's taking a liking to you

or maybe madam can use you here.

Of course, you haven't got what I've got,

but at least it's still in the right places.

Oh, crackers, look who's here.

What have you been up to stranger?

Feeling much better, I hope?

Yes, thank you, mademoiselle.

Polite, dirty fink.

(Radio) A major manhunt is in progress

with patrol boats of three countries

cooperating to catch the bandits.

All the islands in the area are being searched.

Murder warrants have been issued

as the result of the death

of a 63-year-old guard

who was shot down in his attempt to prevent the holdup.

That stupid slob,

I told him I wanted a clean job.

He got in Costy's way,

it's not his fault the old goat croaked.

You've killed a man.

The police are searching for you and you just accept it?

How can you?

It's a hard lesson to learn,

I've learned it and having learned it,

one lives quieter and longer, dear.

That a girl, madam, you tell her.

What's so wrong about killing, mademoiselle?

Everyone has to die.

I myself, have killed more than once.

Who knows, I may again,

it's not so hard to do.

It's impossible to do,

for any civilized person.

Not at all,

you could do it with guns or knives

or with little bits of wire

one shapes into a garrote,

technically it's all very easy.

What a conversation,

nobody's dead yet.

Come on, let's live a little,

put a little life in the party.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Oh, come on,

one gimpy arm doesn't put you out of everything,

does it, lover?

On with the dance.

Well, you move pretty fast when you want to, Corbett.

Why are you always so slow with me?

I wouldn't want us to mess up the old lady's piano.

With no girls and no music,

she might have to go out of business permanently.

You better stop the dancing

before you burn her house down.

Oh, I wouldn't do that, baby boy.

Not with our dough stashed away in this old firetrap,

I wouldn't dream of it.

Where is it, Lisle, honey?

Come on, be a sport,

cause I've got a pash for the cash.

Forget it.

Come on, let's have some kicks.

Let's all count money.

So, go count money.

But where is it, lover?

Try Fort Knox.

Well, I've got to do something or I'll go off my nut.

So, go bleach your hair.

Hey professor,

you play the piano, don't you?

Come on, play us a tune.

I wouldn't do that.

I'm telling you, buster.

Keep off the eighty-eights.

Porky, stop it.

Cut it out.

I'm telling you, don't do it.

It's out of tune.

Stop it.

Cut it out.

Cut it out!

Ahhhh!

Costy!

Costy!

Corbett wants you.

Costy?

Where are you, Costy?

Corbett!

Corbett!

Corbett!

Corbett!

Corbett!

Look, he's dead!

He's dead!

He's dead.

Oh look, he's dead.

Look, he's dead!

He's dead!

He's dead!

He's dead!

He's dead!

Shut up!

Dead?

Oh no.

All right, cuties,

which one of you bastards did this?

Hmm, which one?

I don't give a damn about him,

I'm thinking of me.

Now, which one?

Somebody did it, he didn't commit suicide!

Somebody did it!

It wasn't one of us,

how could it be?

Two women and a man with a broken arm?

I can't even use this hand.

You probably did it yourself,

just one less person to share your money with,

or else...

A woman.

Yes, it wouldn't be hard for a woman.

A garrote is a weapon that needs no strength,

when the victim struggles,

he strangles himself.

I didn't do it,

I swear I didn't do it.

You know what a monster he was,

how could I handle him?

He always had his tongue hanging out for you,

you could've got to close to him anytime you wanted.

I didn't,

I didn't do it.

I'm not sorry he's dead,

I hated the man,

but I didn't knock him off.

Oh, you think I did it?

So, I did it.

It's good enough for you,

it's good enough for me.

Don't give me that crap,

why did you kill him?

Perhaps she's saying she's innocent.

Who else, then?

How about you, Porky?

Must her innocence prove my guilt?

All right you two,

get them out of there.

Not me.

Drag him away.

Where?

I don't care where,

just get him out of my sight, he stinks.

Come on!

Move!

Anybody worried about you, Corbett?

Yeah, me, Corbett.

Where the hell is that damn boat?

He didn't tell me where he put it.

That dirty rat,

we would've been on the sea by now.

He must've been planning on making that getaway alone,

until somebody stopped him.

I guess it's a kind of a human failing.

Huh?

To want to stay alive.

Now, when do we leave?

It depends.

On what?

Leaving here depends on what, Corbett?

It depends on just where our late friend Costas

stashed the boat and the gasoline.

That's something Costas hadn't confided before his departure.

If you did knock him off honey bunch,

you really goofed.

He could've hidden it anywhere.

And looking for it might take years.

You stop enjoying yourself so much, kiddo.

You're not out of the woods

until we're out of the woods,

remember that.

Hey, the killer's got to know where the boat is.

They'll be men up here sooner or later

looking for my brother and me when we don't return,

or just looking for you.

She's right.

Alright, Pop,

how are we going to get out of here,

any ideas?

Without a motorboat it's quite difficult,

anyway, you couldn't make it,

you'd get lost,

there's no chart.

You'd have to go with someone who knows the way.

Okay, I'll bite,

who knows the way?

Like you, maybe?

We can make an arrangement, sir.

I've lived here almost all my life,

we've run for the boarder,

madam and myself, several times.

Well Madams track days are over

but you might have a little mileage left.

So what's the arrangement?

I could get you through the islands

and find a boat to the other side

in three, maybe four days.

Okay.

For a third of the money.

Porky, you've got a pretty exaggerated idea

how much a guided tour is worth.

I didn't bring nearly enough clothes for an ocean voyage.

Be a nice girl and drop dead.

You wouldn't leave me, would you?

Yes, I might.

All right, the rest of you get in the house.

Move.

Move!

If anyone starts to act funny,

you yell out loud.

Okay.

Maybe the old witch can whip up some food,

| always hate to start a trip on an empty stomach,

though I guess Costy had to.

Corbett, you're not leaving me?

You wouldn't walk out on me?

Look ma, no hands,

no money belt,

and you know I'm not pulling out without it.

But what if they find it?

That's my insurance policy, they won't.

Nobody's going to bump me off until the money shows

and it's not showing until just before we pull out.

Corbett, I'm scared,

I don't have any insurance policy.

No, with all that double indemnity

floating around in front of you?

Don't get in an uproar, I'll find the boat.

Darlene, come in,

he'll leave you,

they all did me.

He'll kill us all before he leaves.

I know he killed that man.

Get away, Livio, get help while you can.

Leave a million bucks?

Honey, I have to think of your interests too, don't I?

My own little blonde ice cube?

Always in heat, aren't you?

Isn't that blonde witch?

You know, Madam Benwaur's got me in practice.

That's one thing when a girl is older than you,

they're so touchingly grateful.

Men, you all disgust me.

We wouldn't if you'd relax.

Now, if only you could bring out

that lustful beast in Corbett,

we might get this show on the road.

Not that it matters much,

there are only two of them left.

The money's got to turn up.

They'll try to get away with it,

or kill each other.

Dog eat dog, huh?

I don't really care what happens in the animal kingdom

as long as | end up with the money, anyway.

|?

Darling, the blonde and Madam Benwaur mean nothing,

there's only you and me and you know it.

Do I?

I'm not so sure you wouldn't walk out on me

just as you do the others,

but if you did it with a million dollars...

Darling, we're partners, remember?

No Madam Benwaur, no nothing.

For each of us the stakes are half a million dollars.

Half a million dollars,

will it destroy you, Livio?

Don't talk nonsense,

I'm not a child, I can handle money?

How can you?

You haven't learned to handle yourself.

(Noise)

What is it?

Mice.

NO,

no, Mr. Morelli's not here.

I have no idea when he'll return.

No.

What?

Gina?

Yes, of course I know how to spell it.

Where did you get this stuff anyway?

It's dishwater.

It's the prunes, madam.

Since socialism, they don't let the peasants

crush them with their bare feet anymore,

it impairs the flavor.

It's still dishwater.

Why doesn't he call?

(Phone ringing)

Hello?

No, Mr. Morelli's not here.

I'm sorry, I don't know when he comes back, no.

What?

Ormella?

Yes, all right.

She's called several times.

That double-crossing rat.

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

I couldn't find you.

I saw him running out of the house with it,

I couldn't stop him.

The boat that he came with

has got to be somewhere near.

If he finds that...

I'll find him, don't worry.

(Scream)

Oh no!

No!

Stop it, help me!

It's mine.

(Scream)

Music.

Music.

Sheet music.

Stupid.

Lame brain.

Where's the money?

It's gone!

I want to know who's got the money.

No!

No!

No!

I'm not going to stay here and die.

No, You can't go, no.

The rest of you can be picked off one by one, but not me.

No.

Out of my way, madam.

No, Yannis.

You're dying anyway.

you can't go, not till I'm dead Yannis.

You came home to die, but not me.

Yannis, wait please, you mustn't, stop it.

They won't kill me, no, no, not Yannis,

maybe you, but I won't be killed,

I won't be the next.

Yannis, Yannis, you can't go.

Get out of here,

that's all I want to do.

No!

Get out of my way!

No, no, you can't leave me,

you can't leave me after all this time, all these years.

Get away from me.

Yannis, please you can't leave me to die alone.

You can't get away.

Corbett, I can't stop him,

I think he's gone mad.

Corbett!

Corbett!

I'm not going to be the next to die,

I won't let you kill me.

Yannis, be careful.

Nobody's going anywhere

until I find out which of you

switched this sheet music for the money.

The money belt,

you found Morelli?

He's dead, and for what?

Look.

Look!

The money, where is it?

The money, where is it?

Look! Look! Look!

The money!

Look, just music.

Where's the money?

That's what I'd like to know.

I'll bet you've got it.

No.

Yes, you took it.

The dogs shall eat Jezebel.

You took the money.

No.

You took it.

No, I didn't.

And you always rode the guests, huh?

A fine, first-class house you run you old bat.

Saying you had it,

what have you done with it?

Come on, talk.

The emperor's coming tonight.

You going to talk?

No.

Are you going to talk?

That doesn't do any good,

you can see she's nuts,

she's not with it.

If she hid it, it's got to be in the house

and I'm going to go try and find it.

Are you going to tell me?

Are you going to tell me?

No!

(Crying)

Where's that money?

You're going to tell me.

You're going to tell me!

You hear me!

My sheet music.

You want your sheet music?

Here's your stinking sheet music, pig.

Where is it?

The money!

The money!

The money, dammit!

You, the money,

where's the money?

The money.

The money.

Where's the money?

I'll find it.

I'll find it.

I'll find it.

You stupid, dirty,

lousy, crappy rat!

Stupid!

(Organ music playing)

Yeah.

Yeah.

No gas, no money.

No money.

No money.

No gas, no money.

No gas, no money.

Ninety-seven islands,

they've got to be on one of them.

You've got to help us.

I don't know anything.

These are not kindergarten toughs Morelli is playing with,

they've all got long police records.

If Morelli's with them,

he's excess baggage.

I told him they were...

Told him what?

Oh Reno, what am I going to do?

We found a boat missing,

Morelli knew where they were going.

Where was he going?

They killed a guard during the holdup.

Where are they?

Tramiros.

Tramiros?

Was it so hard to guess?

I lived there,

when the world was young.

(Screaming)

What is all the noise?

No, no, no!

What's going on?

Yannis?

Yannis.

Yannis.

Yannis!

Oh you can't die!

You can't leave me!

I command you not to leave me!

Yannis.

(Organ music playing)

You go to hell!

No, not my portrait, Corbett.

You can't, Corbett.

Ahhhh!

Don't look that way,

Like I killed you.

It's only a picture,

I'll draw you another one.

No, please, no.

I do what I've got to,

it's important to me.

It's important to me.

I sweat for it,

| bled for it,

do you understand?

And I tell you I'd even kill if I had to.

Maybe it isn't right, maybe not,

but who the hell are you to judge?

You're just a slut

like my old lady,

like everyone.

And what do you do for money?

What?

A dirty call house,

so I busted up a call house,

so what?

What the hell,

you said you came here to die, so die.

Die!

It's all over!

Hey you.

Quite a party, no dough,

enough stiffs for a graveyard,

no way out and nobody knows who's next

and nobody knows who's doing it.

We can't stay here to find out.

You're telling me.

I'm sure it isn't you.

I know it isn't me.

I don't know that.

Look at me.

Could it be me?

I never had a sweetheart.

Livio was everything to me, everything,

he was weak, woman crazy,

but he was all I had

and I loved him more than just a brother,

but Livio's gone,

I'm alive,

and I want to be loved by someone alive.

You.

Oh?

Why me?

Because you're a man,

I never knew a real man before.

I've never belonged to a man.

You're not afraid to go after what you want

and fight for it until you get it,

I admire that.

Life's a fight,

I want a fighter,

I want you, Corbett.

I've never kissed a man before, willingly.

Don't you think this is one hell of a time to begin?

Come with me.

Wait.

Sure, just what do you have in mind?

We'll find the boat,

there's enough gas in it to get us out of here.

Without the money?

With our lives, and each other.

One wouldn't be much good without the other, sister.

No?

What good will it do you to find the money

if it costs you your life as it did Livio just now?

It didn't cost him his life,

it was somebody else thinking he had it.

Whoever's got the money

is going to have the same little problem with me.

Corbett, don't you understand what I'm saying?

I'm offering you life, and love.

Love, huh?

That's a nice word.

Now, this love angle,

that interests me.

It's been a long time since I've had any love,

like maybe never when you count back,

maybe we're all going to get bumped off

by ourselves or by each other.

That love stuff,

maybe I'd like some of that right here, right now,

where it counts,

when it counts.

Corbett, please wait,

this is crazy.

Look baby, this was your idea,

most things are,

I'm just buying it.

Stop, you can't do it here, not like Livio.

This isn't love.

It's my idea of love, baby,

you just reminded me of a lot of things

I've been forgetting.

Are you just like Livio,

like all the others?

Haven't you one spark of...

I'll tell you what there's a spark of baby,

there's a spark that recognizes a two-timing,

double-crossing phony every time,

you might've gotten away with it.

Yeah, it was a good pitch,

but you overplayed your hand.

I don't know what you're talking about.

But I know what I'm talking about,

you knew your brother was dead

but I didn't tell you.

Of course you told me.

I told the old man and Madam and Darlene,

but you weren't anywhere on the scene,

you were in the bedroom

or maybe just getting back to it.

Yeah, and I finally found the gas cans too, empty.

Tell me, did you enjoy yourself

when you threw that nice little bomb

that killed dear brother?

There's not a word of truth in anything you're saying.

I don't know...

You know, you're unique, baby.

You love more than any of us,

you loved the money so much

you even killed your own brother.

There are not many sisters

killing their brothers these days,

Costas and Yannis you killed for the money,

but I think you enjoyed killing dear brother.

I saw the way you looked at him

when he gave you an order.

Oh yes, baby, all,

you killed them all

for the sake of a few,

lousy pieces of paper.

There, let's get down to the bare essentials.

Corbett, I did it all for you.

I was waiting for you,

don't you understand?

It was all for you,

I was saving it for us.

Don't you see, Corbett,

I did it all for you.

For you, all for you.

I did it all for you, Corbett.

twenty-five thou, thirty thou, thirty-five thou... Ahhh...

Paper.

What pretty paper.

Ten Cs,

aG.

Music.

All the nice music.

All the music in the world.

Sun, moon, stars,

love, truth.

(Laughing)

Okay, paper doll,

okay, you've got my life, I want it back,

here I come.

Finders keepers,

so ready or not, here I come, baby.

Here I come.

I got the ammunition, baby.

You've only got five more shots in that cannon.

Four more.

(Laughing)

Got it.

Don't go so fast.

Can't keep up.

That's three.

(Gunshot)

That's four you used, baby.

You used four.

Four.

Four!

You can't stop me, baby.

You're last stop, baby.

No more, you're finished.

Give me the dough.

Don't, don't get any closer.

Stop.

I'm going to get you now.

No, Corbett, no.

Oh, |'|| fall!

No!

Oh!

Don't!

No!

Oh!

Don't!

(Screaming)

Oh, where's the baby?

Wait!

Wait!