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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,979 --> 00:00:32,062 This is the Raipur center of the national radio service. 2 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,687 This song has been requested by... 3 00:00:36,187 --> 00:00:39,312 Bade Baba, Chote Baba, Aarti and Tuntu from Sarangarh. 4 00:00:39,395 --> 00:00:46,145 Tell me, oh, stranger Are you a saint or a magician? 5 00:00:46,395 --> 00:00:53,395 I am none of those I am a merchant of dreams 6 00:00:54,145 --> 00:01:00,770 Oh, merchant Let's make a deal 7 00:01:00,854 --> 00:01:07,104 Trade your heart with mine 8 00:01:07,354 --> 00:01:11,229 Trade your heart with mine 9 00:01:21,437 --> 00:01:26,062 Trade your heart with mine 10 00:01:55,687 --> 00:01:56,812 Who's that? 11 00:03:17,354 --> 00:03:19,562 Our family has been guarding the DFO for two generations 12 00:03:19,645 --> 00:03:21,104 but this fool is giving it up! 13 00:03:22,687 --> 00:03:24,437 And all this for paan and tobacco! 14 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:25,895 Yuck! 15 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,145 Greasy quick lime and tobacco... 16 00:03:35,895 --> 00:03:37,604 Yuck! Yuck! 17 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:40,312 And what did we get for two generations of our service? 18 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,270 People in the town don't even know our names. 19 00:03:42,729 --> 00:03:43,770 What? 20 00:03:44,270 --> 00:03:45,687 What do you mean? 21 00:03:46,145 --> 00:03:49,104 All the rangers, even senior officers, treat me with respect. 22 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,937 That's because you guard the DFO. 23 00:03:51,104 --> 00:03:52,395 Do you have your own identity? 24 00:03:52,854 --> 00:03:54,062 Please let me build mine. 25 00:05:17,895 --> 00:05:21,229 Congratulations, Billu! Your dream has come true. 26 00:05:21,479 --> 00:05:22,604 Thank you, Mr. Dinesh. 27 00:05:22,729 --> 00:05:24,270 It's all because of you. 28 00:05:24,354 --> 00:05:28,437 If Rahmatullah's tea stall can make 500 rupees a day at this spot 29 00:05:28,604 --> 00:05:31,312 a paan shop is just going to kill it! 30 00:05:31,854 --> 00:05:33,687 -Okay? -Yes, okay. 31 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:24,229 CHAMAN BAHAAR PAAN SHOP 32 00:06:31,187 --> 00:06:35,395 With stars wrapped around your body 33 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:40,812 My beloved Where are you going? 34 00:06:57,854 --> 00:06:58,729 Hey! 35 00:06:59,062 --> 00:07:00,187 Mr. Retro Music! 36 00:07:00,729 --> 00:07:02,187 Who are you, daddy? 37 00:07:02,604 --> 00:07:04,145 I think he has lost his mind. 38 00:07:05,437 --> 00:07:07,937 He looks like a drug peddler. 39 00:07:12,229 --> 00:07:13,937 Billu, that's my name. 40 00:07:14,604 --> 00:07:15,687 That's an interesting name. 41 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,895 But Rahmatullah got his advance from... 42 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:20,645 Rahmatullah was paid by Dinesh Lal from Bazaarpada. 43 00:07:20,770 --> 00:07:22,437 Yeah, he's transferred it to me. 44 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,687 I've picked up his loan. 45 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:24,895 You've picked it up? 46 00:07:26,604 --> 00:07:27,687 Now put it down. 47 00:07:28,187 --> 00:07:29,520 What's so funny? 48 00:07:29,812 --> 00:07:32,729 Daddy, just like poor old Rahmatullah, this shop's run out of time. 49 00:07:32,812 --> 00:07:37,104 This road is now a widow, no lovers, no husbands! 50 00:07:37,562 --> 00:07:38,604 Widow? 51 00:07:38,687 --> 00:07:41,062 Numb nuts! The town has changed. 52 00:07:41,312 --> 00:07:42,937 Lormi is no longer a part of Bilaspur. 53 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,479 It's now a part of the Mungeli district. 54 00:07:44,562 --> 00:07:45,604 What? 55 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,229 The crazy traffic... 56 00:07:48,312 --> 00:07:51,395 and customers on this road were people going to the court in Bilaspur. 57 00:07:51,479 --> 00:07:53,187 Now that this road is a part of the Mungeli, 58 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:55,187 -this road is useless. -Absolutely useless! 59 00:07:57,062 --> 00:07:57,895 And now? 60 00:07:57,979 --> 00:08:00,062 Now grab your shield and become Captain America! 61 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:03,729 Rush to the Bazaarpada whack that Dinesh Lal with your shoe. 62 00:08:03,812 --> 00:08:05,687 That advice deserves four mint candies. 63 00:08:19,229 --> 00:08:22,145 LORMI MUNICIPAL CORPORATION WELCOMES YOU 64 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:29,395 How would I know that they're going to change the district limits? 65 00:08:30,937 --> 00:08:32,062 I understand. 66 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:36,812 Just help me out, so that I can settle Mr. Chopra's bill and shut my shop. 67 00:08:37,937 --> 00:08:41,437 I don't mind helping you, Billu. 68 00:08:42,062 --> 00:08:44,979 But I've just taken a loan and I need to pay it back. 69 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:50,354 And my brother is absolutely useless! 70 00:08:50,479 --> 00:08:52,437 He's lost a fortune in gambling. 71 00:08:53,187 --> 00:08:55,062 I just got him a new paan shop. 72 00:08:57,062 --> 00:08:58,020 Where's this shop? 73 00:08:58,854 --> 00:09:00,104 On Mungeli road. 74 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:02,687 You mean the new road with all the traffic? 75 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:06,229 You knew about the change, that's the reason you conned me! 76 00:09:07,854 --> 00:09:11,187 Billu, come let's have dinner! 77 00:09:11,312 --> 00:09:12,395 Hey, Billu! 78 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:14,395 Billu, listen to me! 79 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,729 Here comes the famous paan vendor of Lormi! 80 00:09:25,854 --> 00:09:27,979 How many paans did you sell today? 81 00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:31,270 Does the whole town recognize you already? 82 00:09:31,395 --> 00:09:33,145 -Hello, Mr. Jitendra! -Hello. 83 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:36,937 That's my beloved son. 84 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:40,104 He quit his job because he was scared of a bear! 85 00:09:40,187 --> 00:09:41,645 -What? -You heard it! 86 00:09:41,895 --> 00:09:43,770 He has ruined our family name. 87 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:49,020 Back in the day, we used to walk the tiger reserves barefoot. 88 00:09:49,145 --> 00:09:50,895 Sir, jungle cats don't scare me. 89 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,395 But these bears are perverts! 90 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,479 I've heard so many weird stories... 91 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,062 of people losing their virginity to these bears! 92 00:09:58,145 --> 00:10:00,895 -What nonsense! This is rubbish! -It's a fucking excuse! 93 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,437 He wants the whole town to know his name. 94 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,229 Bloody slicker. 95 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:07,437 Listen to me... 96 00:10:07,645 --> 00:10:10,729 people who forget their roots have no future! 97 00:10:14,437 --> 00:10:15,687 Please help me. 98 00:10:15,937 --> 00:10:18,895 They've transferred me to Naringi! 99 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,395 -I've longed for love from my children. -I'll help you. 100 00:10:22,479 --> 00:10:25,229 -I've suffered a lot. -I'm Ramayan Yadav... 101 00:10:25,354 --> 00:10:26,854 guard to the Head DFO office! 102 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:29,104 My word is final! 103 00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:31,312 Uncle, you're drunk again. 104 00:10:33,187 --> 00:10:34,479 I'm really stressed. 105 00:10:34,562 --> 00:10:35,937 This paan shop-- 106 00:10:36,895 --> 00:10:38,687 -Do you chew tobacco? -No. 107 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,104 That's great. 108 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,604 Have a drink. 109 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:52,270 Take this. 110 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,229 Put this up in the shop. 111 00:10:57,145 --> 00:10:59,729 Goddess Laxmi will bless you. 112 00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:06,729 Come help me, once you're done up there. 113 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:08,270 Where did you keep it? 114 00:11:08,354 --> 00:11:10,104 Sir, I'll need some more. 115 00:11:15,437 --> 00:11:16,645 Get me a cigarette please. 116 00:11:20,770 --> 00:11:21,979 Who's moving in, sir? 117 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:23,729 The new sub-engineer. 118 00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:25,937 What's this shit? 119 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,604 Don't you have a Marlboro? 120 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,562 Business is on a downslide due to the change in maps, sir. 121 00:11:30,687 --> 00:11:32,479 -Earlier-- -Give me a light. 122 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,854 Couldn't they get a house in the city? 123 00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:49,604 Mind your own business! 124 00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:55,479 BEWARE OF THE DOG 125 00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:11,312 Dad, I want a chocolate. 126 00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:17,729 -Finish your tea. -Later. 127 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:25,854 Hello. 128 00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:28,020 Do you have milk chocolates? 129 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:31,062 No, sir. The business is on a downslide. 130 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,520 They've changed the map, it's-- 131 00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:45,145 One cigarette please. 132 00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:49,229 A pack of tobacco please. 133 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,812 -What a chick bro! -She's hot! 134 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,770 -She wears half-pants! -They're called shorts. 135 00:15:53,979 --> 00:15:55,145 What a chick, bro! 136 00:15:55,229 --> 00:15:56,854 She rides like the wind. 137 00:15:56,937 --> 00:15:57,770 What's her name? 138 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,020 She speaks English? 139 00:16:03,104 --> 00:16:05,604 Yeah, she's from Bilaspur city. And she wears shorts! 140 00:16:05,687 --> 00:16:08,354 -She's a hot piece of ass! -Mind your language, prick! 141 00:16:08,812 --> 00:16:09,645 Why? 142 00:16:10,312 --> 00:16:12,812 Is she your sister? 143 00:16:12,895 --> 00:16:13,812 She's your sister-in-law! 144 00:16:13,895 --> 00:16:16,020 -Damn you! -What are you doing? 145 00:16:16,104 --> 00:16:18,145 Hey! What's this ruckus? 146 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,770 Hey, Iron Man, pack up and fly home. 147 00:16:20,895 --> 00:16:22,895 Your mum's drunk and she's whacking your dad again. 148 00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:25,895 I'm issuing a warning in public interest. 149 00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:28,479 This is Billu's paan shop. 150 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,687 No fucking fucker, will fuck around here! 151 00:16:30,895 --> 00:16:33,312 Is that clear, Mr. Magnet, son of Mr. Blacksmith? 152 00:16:33,437 --> 00:16:35,145 -Yes, brother. -Leave! 153 00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:40,604 My dear daddy! You've arrived! 154 00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:42,729 Look at this crowd. 155 00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:44,645 What a tight slap to that traitor Dinesh! 156 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:46,395 -Whack! Whack! -Boom! Bam! 157 00:16:46,562 --> 00:16:48,062 -One classic paan! -Spruce it up a little... 158 00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:49,770 Don't you have mints? 159 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,562 -No, just betel nut. -Oh, he's got sweet paan as well? 160 00:16:52,687 --> 00:16:54,020 -Give us one. -Give us two of those. 161 00:16:54,104 --> 00:16:55,687 One is just not good enough. 162 00:16:56,604 --> 00:16:58,895 Every Avenger needs a Nick Fury, daddy! 163 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,270 Every Michael needs a Veto Corleone. 164 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,437 No more hide-n-seek, it's time for shock-n-awe! 165 00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:07,687 You are going to need us, daddy! 166 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,854 This girl is going to change the life of the youth of Lormi. 167 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:17,104 -Put this on our tab, daddy. -Somu and Chotu! 168 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,104 Bro, I don't give credit. 169 00:17:21,229 --> 00:17:22,604 Start now. 170 00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:27,354 History will tell you, a paan shop can't afford to not give credit! 171 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:28,937 That's the tradition! 172 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,729 This girl is your lucky charm. 173 00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:03,520 This girl is your luck charm! 174 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,562 This girl is your lucky charm. 175 00:19:10,395 --> 00:19:14,437 Two plus two For you is 16 176 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:18,979 You're my rose flavored cigarette 177 00:19:19,187 --> 00:19:23,270 You're the sweet paan in my store 178 00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:30,312 My heart sings When I see you at your door 179 00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:07,854 Use the imported one! 180 00:20:20,812 --> 00:20:23,979 WELCOMES YOU 181 00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:28,729 You're a fairy tale The dream of every guy 182 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:33,270 I'm the nobody You're the apple of every eye 183 00:20:33,354 --> 00:20:37,604 I'm the tall glass You're the sweet red wine 184 00:20:37,729 --> 00:20:41,812 I'm a lit joint You're its crazy high 185 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:46,354 The winds They blow the minty air 186 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:50,312 A saffron mist rises everywhere 187 00:20:50,687 --> 00:20:55,020 I'm a tale of ache and despair 188 00:20:55,187 --> 00:21:02,187 You're a salve of love and care 189 00:21:05,104 --> 00:21:06,854 That's for the last month's supplies. 190 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,479 I need new supplies, sir. 191 00:21:14,145 --> 00:21:15,270 How much? 192 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:23,229 Five packets of Bengali paan, two packets of country tobacco... 193 00:21:23,312 --> 00:21:27,479 Two plus two For you is 36 194 00:21:27,604 --> 00:21:31,104 When I see you at your door I become... 195 00:21:31,187 --> 00:21:32,979 And a box of milk chocolates. 196 00:21:33,062 --> 00:21:36,312 Two plus two For you is 16 197 00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:43,020 My heart sings When I see you at your door 198 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,479 What's cooking, Papa? 199 00:21:46,562 --> 00:21:47,895 The usual, beans. 200 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,687 Oh, come on, Mr. Watchman! 201 00:21:51,104 --> 00:21:53,812 Veggies are for the cattle. 202 00:21:55,145 --> 00:21:55,979 Here! 203 00:21:56,354 --> 00:21:57,479 It's fresh. 204 00:21:57,812 --> 00:21:59,187 Chicken? 205 00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:01,187 Great. 206 00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:03,770 I've got something else. 207 00:22:06,187 --> 00:22:07,437 Scotch? 208 00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:10,229 You know it gives me a headache. 209 00:22:10,937 --> 00:22:13,770 Never mind, I'll make do. 210 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,145 Drive faster, you idiot! 211 00:22:52,145 --> 00:22:54,312 She should know that I am tailing her! 212 00:22:55,395 --> 00:22:58,229 She drives really fast! 213 00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:01,770 So, what's stopping you? 214 00:23:02,604 --> 00:23:04,854 Run over anyone who gets in the way! 215 00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,104 This is my fucking town! 216 00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,312 Come. 217 00:23:21,187 --> 00:23:23,395 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 218 00:23:23,479 --> 00:23:24,645 Greetings, Shila! 219 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,229 Hello. 220 00:23:26,812 --> 00:23:29,354 No one bothered to tell me there's a new paan shop in town? 221 00:23:29,437 --> 00:23:31,020 Brother, this is Billu. 222 00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:34,062 -He was a guard in the forest department -Sorry, sir. 223 00:23:35,812 --> 00:23:37,145 Forest. 224 00:23:37,979 --> 00:23:40,479 -Right, I met Mr. DFO yesterday. -How would you like your paan? 225 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,979 Sweet, saucy, finely chopped betel-nuts and double the cardamom. 226 00:23:45,729 --> 00:23:49,812 So, I told him, you keep yapping about the 21 jungle cats in your reserve... 227 00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:52,229 I didn't see a single tiger when I went there! 228 00:23:52,479 --> 00:23:54,229 Where did all the tigers go? 229 00:23:54,437 --> 00:23:56,645 Did they vanish into thin air? 230 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,729 Shot and decorated on walls, brother. 231 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:00,854 Mr. Magnet is here as well. 232 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:01,937 Yes, brother. 233 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:04,437 Paan. 234 00:24:16,854 --> 00:24:17,979 Top notch! 235 00:24:18,062 --> 00:24:19,687 He has magical hands, brother! 236 00:24:19,895 --> 00:24:22,895 Billu, paan is what makes a man! 237 00:24:23,312 --> 00:24:25,395 You have my blessings! 238 00:24:25,645 --> 00:24:28,604 If you ever have a problem just come to the party office, okay? 239 00:24:36,187 --> 00:24:38,145 Wow! It has brightened our life! 240 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,604 Brother, it's out. 241 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,062 No, it's burning bright! 242 00:24:42,645 --> 00:24:45,270 I have to go to the city council to help my mother out. 243 00:24:45,354 --> 00:24:46,395 Let's go. 244 00:24:46,479 --> 00:24:49,104 -No corruption, no scandal! -Vote for the candle! 245 00:24:53,979 --> 00:24:56,270 -Your head, my sandal! -Fuck the candle! 246 00:24:58,479 --> 00:25:00,687 Tasty peanuts! 247 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,645 Shila will ruin everything. 248 00:25:07,395 --> 00:25:09,270 He scared all the boys away. 249 00:25:17,229 --> 00:25:18,979 What's her day like? 250 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:22,270 -She drops her brother to school. -One. 251 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:23,812 -And comes back. -Two. 252 00:25:23,895 --> 00:25:25,229 -Then, she goes to school herself. -Third. 253 00:25:25,312 --> 00:25:26,645 -And comes back. -Four. 254 00:25:26,770 --> 00:25:27,979 Four times. 255 00:25:33,562 --> 00:25:35,395 These are the only instances she comes out, right? 256 00:25:36,854 --> 00:25:37,979 Speak up! 257 00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:41,604 No, doesn't come out often. She's very homely. 258 00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:43,062 Homely? 259 00:25:43,729 --> 00:25:45,187 We have a problem, daddy. 260 00:25:45,479 --> 00:25:49,604 Shila is going to hog all her time. 261 00:25:49,895 --> 00:25:51,604 All the other boys are going to lose heart. 262 00:25:53,312 --> 00:25:54,604 What now? 263 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,062 There's no need to be nervous. 264 00:25:57,437 --> 00:26:00,062 Give us a nice paan, I'll just take a leak. 265 00:26:00,145 --> 00:26:01,354 Have your paan first, daddy! 266 00:26:01,437 --> 00:26:03,812 Why are you in a hurry, daddy? I'll eat it after I pee. 267 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,187 Paan after taking a leak? 268 00:26:05,812 --> 00:26:07,270 Is it against your virtue? 269 00:26:07,479 --> 00:26:09,395 No, no, you'll just get your hands dirty. 270 00:26:09,604 --> 00:26:12,479 Normally you spill a drop or two when you take a leak, right? 271 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:14,145 So? Piss is no poison! 272 00:26:14,229 --> 00:26:16,729 Daddy, in fact drinking your own piss is very good for health! 273 00:26:16,812 --> 00:26:19,229 Yuck! What's wrong with you, daddy? 274 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,520 I'm not kidding, daddy. Morarji Desai used to do it! 275 00:26:21,604 --> 00:26:23,229 -The Ex-Prime Minister? -Yeah! 276 00:26:23,312 --> 00:26:24,312 So what? 277 00:26:24,395 --> 00:26:25,562 That doesn't mean I have to. 278 00:26:25,645 --> 00:26:27,645 Bottoms up on pee, like it's the finest scotch! 279 00:26:28,604 --> 00:26:33,229 Hey! I will not tolerate any loose talk about our Prime Minister, man! 280 00:26:33,312 --> 00:26:34,895 You're an emotional man, daddy. 281 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,062 Damn right. 282 00:26:36,312 --> 00:26:38,729 You always waste my time loitering around. It's not okay! 283 00:26:39,354 --> 00:26:40,770 Have you lost it? 284 00:26:41,229 --> 00:26:42,729 History will tell you... 285 00:26:42,854 --> 00:26:44,479 behind every successful paan shop is a loitering bunch... 286 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:45,645 who can't get the girl! 287 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:49,729 And this Shila is about piss all over your bright future! 288 00:26:49,895 --> 00:26:51,562 Do something about it, daddy! 289 00:26:52,312 --> 00:26:56,104 Is there no one in all of Lormi who could teach Shila some manners? 290 00:26:56,354 --> 00:26:57,604 Are you feeling constipated? 291 00:26:58,270 --> 00:26:59,312 Right? 292 00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:01,604 What an idea, daddy! 293 00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:05,937 I know the Vito to this Michael Corleone! 294 00:27:06,395 --> 00:27:09,145 Someone who will make Shila piss his pants! 295 00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:11,270 Did you get it? 296 00:27:11,395 --> 00:27:15,895 The guy who made his debut with the commissioner's daughter in 1999. 297 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:19,187 And then he deflowered Bhavna Mandharia in 2003. 298 00:27:21,562 --> 00:27:23,104 Only a diamond can cut another diamond. 299 00:27:23,187 --> 00:27:25,187 Only a business baron can trump this political prince. 300 00:27:25,312 --> 00:27:26,604 Divide and rule! 301 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,520 Come on! He'll be at the arcade! 302 00:27:28,604 --> 00:27:30,437 -I need to pee, man. -We'll make a pit stop. 303 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,770 -Okay, we'll stop near the school. -Yeah, we'll pee together! 304 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:39,104 Love is blind, daddy! 305 00:27:39,187 --> 00:27:40,437 What's the context, daddy? 306 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,937 There's no context. But a connection. 307 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:42,854 What connection? 308 00:27:42,937 --> 00:27:44,312 From one heart to another, daddy! 309 00:27:44,395 --> 00:27:46,312 Whose heart, daddy? 310 00:27:46,812 --> 00:27:48,312 Mr. Shiladitya Singh's heart! 311 00:27:48,479 --> 00:27:49,770 The candle politician? 312 00:27:52,562 --> 00:27:55,770 He follows Rinku Nanoria every day. 313 00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:02,020 But the entire city knows that, daddy. 314 00:28:02,604 --> 00:28:04,520 That's not the news. 315 00:28:04,604 --> 00:28:05,520 Really? 316 00:28:05,604 --> 00:28:10,812 The news is that, this city has never seen an angel like Rinku Nanoria! 317 00:28:11,895 --> 00:28:15,104 Here comes my finishing move! 318 00:28:18,645 --> 00:28:19,562 Hey! 319 00:28:23,687 --> 00:28:25,062 Put it on my tab. 320 00:28:25,145 --> 00:28:26,687 -What tab? -Our tab! 321 00:28:26,854 --> 00:28:28,687 I closed your tab last year. 322 00:28:28,770 --> 00:28:30,770 What the fuck? Why'd you that? 323 00:28:30,854 --> 00:28:32,687 The Goddess of wealth showed up in my dream. 324 00:28:32,770 --> 00:28:35,229 She told me that as long as I offer you credit, 325 00:28:35,312 --> 00:28:36,770 my luck will never change! 326 00:28:36,854 --> 00:28:38,770 And the next day, I shut your tab. 327 00:28:38,895 --> 00:28:40,187 Popi, mind your language! 328 00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:43,895 Listen Bonnie and Clyde, shut your trap and pay up! 329 00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:45,520 Pay up! 330 00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:49,312 -What's this? -Mouth freshener. 331 00:28:53,479 --> 00:28:54,895 Put it on my tab. 332 00:28:55,229 --> 00:28:56,145 Okay. 333 00:29:00,187 --> 00:29:01,437 Thank you, Aashu! 334 00:29:44,895 --> 00:29:46,729 The great Mr. Aashu! How are you doing? 335 00:29:47,729 --> 00:29:48,979 I'm good, Shila. 336 00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:51,062 You didn't come to Tinu's wedding? 337 00:29:51,979 --> 00:29:53,895 I had been to Mumbai for a business trip. 338 00:29:54,062 --> 00:29:57,979 Of course. The wedding was great. We missed you. 339 00:29:59,687 --> 00:30:01,520 -Hey, Mr. Magnet... -The prick was in Kolkata! 340 00:30:01,604 --> 00:30:02,937 -Hello. -And he claims it was Mumbai. 341 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,145 I know his "business trips". 342 00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:07,020 Get me a soda. 343 00:30:07,145 --> 00:30:10,104 He has three mistresses in Kolkata. He visits Kolkata every month. 344 00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:14,145 We live in a democracy, my friend! Everyone is a free man. 345 00:30:14,937 --> 00:30:17,187 But freedom has its limits as well. 346 00:30:18,645 --> 00:30:19,562 Let's go. 347 00:30:28,687 --> 00:30:30,812 It's an advance. I'll keep coming. 348 00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:35,145 What you looking at, man? 349 00:30:35,312 --> 00:30:36,479 Pick it up! 350 00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:40,312 Mr. Aashu only deals in 1000-rupee notes! 351 00:30:43,770 --> 00:30:45,604 Brother, we need a favor. 352 00:30:45,687 --> 00:30:46,812 Tell me. 353 00:30:46,895 --> 00:30:49,229 Now that you will be coming... 354 00:30:49,312 --> 00:30:50,812 we were thinking of setting up a carrom board here. 355 00:30:50,895 --> 00:30:52,187 Maybe even a small club? 356 00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:53,229 Right, brother. 357 00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:55,979 We'll return the money in two months. 358 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,770 Sure, let me think about it. 359 00:30:58,104 --> 00:30:59,854 That's exactly what Shila said. 360 00:30:59,937 --> 00:31:02,104 He's been saying that for a month now. 361 00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:05,062 Take it from my shop tomorrow. 362 00:31:05,187 --> 00:31:06,979 I'll do it first thing in the morning! 363 00:31:07,395 --> 00:31:08,604 Should I get the stand? 364 00:31:15,479 --> 00:31:17,312 What's this carrom nuisance, daddy? 365 00:31:18,145 --> 00:31:19,979 It's not nuisance, daddy. It's business. 366 00:31:20,437 --> 00:31:22,145 The boys are low on morale 367 00:31:22,270 --> 00:31:25,812 now that such experienced campaigners are after the chick. 368 00:31:25,895 --> 00:31:29,270 Carrom will make sure, we keep everyone in high spirits. 369 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,020 I don't want any spirits, high or low, around my shop. 370 00:31:32,145 --> 00:31:34,312 My uptight and angry daddy! 371 00:31:34,687 --> 00:31:37,979 All your business is because of these high spirits and this Rinku chick. 372 00:31:38,145 --> 00:31:39,937 So, don't deny the masses their opium... 373 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:41,270 or these boys will show you "Who's your daddy!" 374 00:31:41,354 --> 00:31:42,729 That's right. Let's go. 375 00:31:43,354 --> 00:31:44,479 Where? 376 00:31:44,645 --> 00:31:46,854 -You ask too many questions, daddy. -He's a restless soul! 377 00:31:47,104 --> 00:31:48,145 Just come. 378 00:31:48,604 --> 00:31:50,437 I have a business to run, daddy. 379 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,687 Business at this hour? 380 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:56,645 Is the "homely" girl's gonna come out and buy a chocolate? 381 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:58,645 -Give me one. -No! 382 00:31:58,854 --> 00:32:00,770 You guys carry on. I'll come after I shut shop. 383 00:32:00,979 --> 00:32:03,812 Yo mamma is so fat, he who won't come with us, is a rat! 384 00:32:03,895 --> 00:32:05,395 -Okay, I'm coming. -Cool. 385 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,354 Now as Shila and Aashu slug it out in this tug of war... 386 00:32:14,437 --> 00:32:17,062 we will win the tickets to the show. 387 00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:19,145 And rake in the moolah! 388 00:32:20,854 --> 00:32:22,812 But what's their beef? 389 00:32:24,187 --> 00:32:25,270 Tell him, Somu. 390 00:32:25,687 --> 00:32:28,104 You're the historian. Please do the honors! 391 00:32:34,979 --> 00:32:36,645 Do you remember Ganesh theater? 392 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,104 Who owned it? 393 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:43,687 Mr. Sultaniya, Aashu's grandfather. 394 00:32:43,770 --> 00:32:45,770 Shila's mom worked there as a manager. 395 00:32:45,854 --> 00:32:46,812 His mom? 396 00:32:46,895 --> 00:32:49,729 I won't comment on his mother. 397 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:52,062 In the year 1996, 398 00:32:52,145 --> 00:32:54,229 when the movie Raja Hindustani was released. 399 00:32:54,770 --> 00:32:58,729 Lormi was declared a town and City Council elections were announced. 400 00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:01,479 Aashu's grandfather contested from Bazaarpada, 401 00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:03,937 his symbol was the rising sun. He was the obvious winner. 402 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:08,562 But Shila's mother and her candle contested against him! 403 00:33:08,729 --> 00:33:10,437 The town-folk thought she'd lost her mind. 404 00:33:10,895 --> 00:33:16,062 But when the results were declared, the candle had swallowed the rising sun! 405 00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:18,229 Shila's mother had won. 406 00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:21,812 Aashu's grandfather couldn't handle the shock. 407 00:33:22,187 --> 00:33:26,229 He embraced celibacy! 408 00:33:32,062 --> 00:33:34,062 I can't feel my face, bro. 409 00:33:34,187 --> 00:33:35,687 I think Somu let one loose. 410 00:33:35,770 --> 00:33:37,479 This idiot thinks too much. 411 00:33:37,812 --> 00:33:41,145 And this one talks too much. Stop talking! 412 00:33:41,229 --> 00:33:42,312 Get lost!!! 413 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,604 -I think he needs an exorcism! -Get lost! 414 00:33:44,687 --> 00:33:46,062 I'll show you exorcism! 415 00:33:50,270 --> 00:33:52,479 Hail Mahadev! 416 00:33:52,562 --> 00:33:54,520 Hail Mahadev! 417 00:33:54,645 --> 00:33:56,937 Hail Mahadev! 418 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:08,937 That's alright. 419 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,062 Where will you get the carrom board from? 420 00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:23,812 What is Aashu's shop called? 421 00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:26,270 Yeah! 422 00:34:29,229 --> 00:34:30,270 That's right. 423 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:41,979 100 more. 424 00:34:43,395 --> 00:34:44,604 A bigger board-- 425 00:34:47,729 --> 00:34:49,895 Make sure he knows I've paid for it. 426 00:34:49,979 --> 00:34:51,020 Yes, of course. 427 00:34:53,354 --> 00:34:56,520 If you internalize this power... 428 00:34:56,604 --> 00:34:59,604 18 pegs have to be sacrificed, just to save the queen, daddy! 429 00:34:59,770 --> 00:35:01,354 Lovers, like these pegs, are fools. 430 00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:05,479 Romeo-Juliet films have made them soft. 431 00:35:09,229 --> 00:35:12,395 The queen ultimately belongs to the king. 432 00:35:19,395 --> 00:35:20,520 Yes, sir? 433 00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:25,104 Hey, move aside! 434 00:35:25,937 --> 00:35:26,979 Just move! 435 00:35:50,354 --> 00:35:52,187 Daddy, who's this new daddy? 436 00:35:53,645 --> 00:35:55,729 He looks like The Rock! 437 00:35:57,229 --> 00:35:58,645 Look at the jacket, Scorpion King! 438 00:36:00,770 --> 00:36:02,312 He's the DFO's elder son, Vitesh. 439 00:36:13,479 --> 00:36:14,479 Hello, brother. 440 00:36:18,562 --> 00:36:19,687 Greetings! 441 00:36:22,395 --> 00:36:23,895 When did you get back from the city? 442 00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:29,645 How's Mr. DFO? 443 00:36:30,645 --> 00:36:32,020 He must be out on tour. 444 00:36:33,229 --> 00:36:35,895 We met him last year, such a generous soul. 445 00:36:38,854 --> 00:36:40,145 He's very helpful. 446 00:36:41,604 --> 00:36:43,437 Brother, your laces... 447 00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:56,312 Brother, if you could donate a cooler for the carrom club... 448 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,104 It's so hot these days. 449 00:37:50,229 --> 00:37:51,437 Go! Come on! 450 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,854 Does she look at the moon? 451 00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:31,354 Do you know the answer, miss? 452 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,937 Please sit. Tell me. 453 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:37,187 Mr. Teacher! How are you doing? 454 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,687 I'm good, Mr. Shila. Why are you here? 455 00:38:40,854 --> 00:38:43,437 I've heard there's a promising young student in your school. 456 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,645 What's his name? 457 00:38:46,479 --> 00:38:49,854 He's made us proud in long jump, we are here to felicitate him. 458 00:38:49,937 --> 00:38:51,104 Call him. 459 00:38:51,812 --> 00:38:53,479 Show yourself, Raju Tempre. 460 00:38:54,479 --> 00:38:57,479 He fixes punctures in a cycle shop these days. 461 00:39:00,854 --> 00:39:03,645 Gotta felicitate someone now that we are here. 462 00:39:03,979 --> 00:39:06,979 Has anyone in this room achieved anything? 463 00:39:11,312 --> 00:39:12,479 Anybody? 464 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:17,562 This is your star-studded school? 465 00:39:18,145 --> 00:39:20,062 Is this how you're utilizing the school budget? 466 00:39:20,312 --> 00:39:22,145 Is it being utilized for the kids? 467 00:39:22,937 --> 00:39:26,020 Where's that high-jump-Kamlesh? 468 00:39:26,187 --> 00:39:27,645 Sir, he dropped out. 469 00:39:29,604 --> 00:39:32,437 Education has taken the backseat, Mr. Teacher! 470 00:39:32,812 --> 00:39:35,187 There will be consequences! 471 00:39:35,937 --> 00:39:38,937 Sir, Moti wins the bronze in javelin throw every year! 472 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,104 Where's Moti? 473 00:39:42,895 --> 00:39:44,395 Is he the one? 474 00:39:44,604 --> 00:39:45,770 Keep it up! 475 00:39:55,312 --> 00:39:56,937 Hey, get in line. 476 00:39:57,020 --> 00:40:00,187 Chill out, daddy. He's a fellow investor! 477 00:40:02,729 --> 00:40:03,895 What's going on? 478 00:40:04,687 --> 00:40:06,020 We're preparing for the math test. 479 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,812 You mind your shop! 480 00:40:09,604 --> 00:40:11,020 This is a betting ledger! 481 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:12,270 What the hell is going on? 482 00:40:12,354 --> 00:40:13,270 It's not betting. 483 00:40:13,395 --> 00:40:14,687 It's a race! 484 00:40:15,354 --> 00:40:18,312 The race for Rinku Nanoria's heart! If you wanna play, get in line! 485 00:40:18,687 --> 00:40:19,729 Who's leading? 486 00:40:19,812 --> 00:40:22,104 Aashu. He has the odds of 90 to 100. 487 00:40:22,604 --> 00:40:26,229 Shila at 75 and that Chimney at ten. 488 00:40:27,395 --> 00:40:28,770 The DFO's prince. 489 00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:30,562 The rascal burnt my shirt. 490 00:40:31,104 --> 00:40:33,395 This is wrong. I don't approve of this. Everybody leave! 491 00:40:33,937 --> 00:40:34,937 Bro... 492 00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:36,895 spare a thought for us. 493 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,937 We don't have a shot at the girl anymore. 494 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,312 This game will provide some entertainment. 495 00:40:40,395 --> 00:40:41,812 -That's true. -He's right! 496 00:40:41,895 --> 00:40:44,687 Why would we come here? There are other paan shops in the city! 497 00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:47,729 Here, Somu, 200 bucks on Chimney! 498 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:50,312 Planning on winning big, are we, Mr. Magnet? 499 00:40:55,479 --> 00:40:56,729 Wanna have some chicken? 500 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:58,187 Papa, you're becoming an alcoholic! 501 00:40:58,270 --> 00:41:00,229 It is not me who drinks the wine, but the wine that-- 502 00:41:00,312 --> 00:41:02,604 There's no need to get all Shakespearean about it! 503 00:41:03,229 --> 00:41:04,687 You need to talk to Mr. DFO. 504 00:41:05,354 --> 00:41:07,104 His son smokes a lot. 505 00:41:07,229 --> 00:41:08,687 Why do we care? 506 00:41:09,687 --> 00:41:11,687 My father smoked all the time. 507 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:13,229 He didn't even get a sore throat. 508 00:41:13,354 --> 00:41:15,104 We live in a different era. 509 00:41:15,187 --> 00:41:17,437 Nowadays, it's common to get cancer. 510 00:41:17,729 --> 00:41:20,229 Why do we care? His father can pay for his treatment. 511 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,312 I never interfere in the boss' private life. 512 00:41:24,479 --> 00:41:26,145 I thought you took your duty seriously. 513 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,770 He is burning his lungs out. 514 00:41:28,895 --> 00:41:30,770 Do you want that to happen to your generous boss? 515 00:41:31,479 --> 00:41:33,645 I don't want you accusing me of selling him cigarettes. 516 00:41:36,187 --> 00:41:37,229 I won't. 517 00:41:40,354 --> 00:41:42,145 I don't care either. It was my duty to inform you. 518 00:41:42,854 --> 00:41:45,229 The more he smokes, the more money I earn. 519 00:41:49,354 --> 00:41:50,729 That's true. 520 00:41:56,562 --> 00:41:58,687 Give me the imported one! 521 00:42:04,937 --> 00:42:05,895 Hold on. 522 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:36,812 Who the fuck is it? 523 00:42:36,895 --> 00:42:38,812 Mr. Teacher, it's Billu. 524 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,270 Billu, my boy! 525 00:42:50,687 --> 00:42:52,104 Come. Come. 526 00:42:55,312 --> 00:42:56,479 What's up, my friend? 527 00:42:57,395 --> 00:42:58,937 Why are you here? 528 00:42:59,479 --> 00:43:01,187 I need your help to write a letter. 529 00:43:03,687 --> 00:43:04,562 Bro... 530 00:43:04,812 --> 00:43:07,187 my Hindi is extremely poor! 531 00:43:07,270 --> 00:43:10,062 No, actually, I need it in English. 532 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,229 And what do you want me to write? 533 00:43:20,812 --> 00:43:22,229 It's a love letter. 534 00:43:25,979 --> 00:43:27,895 I have something for you as well. 535 00:43:31,395 --> 00:43:33,604 Billu, my boy, if it's love letter, I will definitely write it! 536 00:43:34,062 --> 00:43:35,895 Love is God, Billu, my boy! 537 00:43:37,937 --> 00:43:39,729 Just wait and watch. My English... 538 00:43:40,395 --> 00:43:43,395 will scare the shit out of... 539 00:43:44,354 --> 00:43:46,645 the best English teachers in the city! 540 00:43:52,354 --> 00:43:53,729 Where's my dictionary? 541 00:43:53,812 --> 00:43:56,062 You're drinking a lot these days, brother. 542 00:43:56,854 --> 00:43:59,812 I'm stuck here like the whiskey in this bottle! 543 00:44:00,645 --> 00:44:03,520 And it's all because of that bastard! 544 00:44:04,229 --> 00:44:06,687 Shiladitya Singh, or whatever. 545 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,270 He walks into my classroom and gives a fucking sermon... 546 00:44:10,229 --> 00:44:14,187 so that he can hit on that sweet girl. 547 00:44:14,562 --> 00:44:16,395 There it is! 548 00:44:17,104 --> 00:44:18,645 My weapon of mass destruction! 549 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:20,520 Who was Shila hitting on? 550 00:44:20,687 --> 00:44:22,270 Don't say his name. 551 00:44:22,354 --> 00:44:27,645 If I see him, I'll beat him to pulp! 552 00:44:28,104 --> 00:44:32,062 I'll beat him to pulp! 553 00:44:32,145 --> 00:44:34,520 He's trying to steal the love of my life. 554 00:44:34,812 --> 00:44:35,729 Who's that? 555 00:44:44,854 --> 00:44:46,354 Fucking asshole! You're her teacher! 556 00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:48,187 If you even look at her, 557 00:44:48,479 --> 00:44:50,437 I'll shove the dictionary up your ass! 558 00:44:51,562 --> 00:44:52,937 Can you hear me? 559 00:44:53,354 --> 00:44:55,479 My sweet Rinku! 560 00:47:07,895 --> 00:47:11,479 BILLU LOVES RINKU 561 00:47:19,354 --> 00:47:23,479 A dagger pierces me like Romeo 562 00:47:23,562 --> 00:47:28,020 This scorching heat Now feels like snow 563 00:47:28,187 --> 00:47:32,312 I see you in that blue shirt And the red ribbon 564 00:47:32,395 --> 00:47:37,395 It's the season of spring Wherever you tread 565 00:47:42,187 --> 00:47:46,520 Two plus two For you is a million 566 00:47:46,604 --> 00:47:50,812 I have you I don't need God anymore 567 00:47:50,895 --> 00:47:55,062 Two plus two For you is 16 568 00:47:55,187 --> 00:47:59,937 My heart sings When I see you at your door 569 00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:02,395 BILLU LOVES RINKU 570 00:48:41,937 --> 00:48:45,020 Papa, does "divide and rule" work? 571 00:48:47,395 --> 00:48:48,770 Tell me! 572 00:48:50,145 --> 00:48:52,229 Domestic liquor gives me a bad hangover. 573 00:48:53,437 --> 00:48:55,729 I'll get you your scotch today. Now tell me. 574 00:48:57,479 --> 00:48:58,895 -It doesn't work. -What? 575 00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:01,020 It doesn't work. 576 00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:05,854 "Bad-mouth and rule" is what works these days. 577 00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:08,895 Ranger Tripathi used do that. 578 00:49:10,104 --> 00:49:12,312 He would tattle about the DFO to the SDO... 579 00:49:13,145 --> 00:49:15,104 and tell on the SDO to the DFO. 580 00:49:16,770 --> 00:49:18,687 And the idiot got a promotion for that! 581 00:49:40,312 --> 00:49:41,645 Hello, Mr. Aashu! 582 00:49:46,479 --> 00:49:47,562 What is it? 583 00:49:48,437 --> 00:49:50,229 I needed powder for the carrom. 584 00:49:50,895 --> 00:49:52,062 Done for the day? 585 00:49:52,312 --> 00:49:55,229 Yes. There's no business after 05:00 p.m. 586 00:49:55,312 --> 00:49:56,187 Yes, sir? 587 00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:58,687 Give him five boxes of carrom powder. 588 00:49:58,770 --> 00:49:59,812 Okay, sir. 589 00:50:06,354 --> 00:50:08,020 How much does a carrom board cost? 590 00:50:08,562 --> 00:50:09,854 Why do you want to know? 591 00:50:09,937 --> 00:50:11,437 I'm thinking I'll get one. 592 00:50:11,562 --> 00:50:13,104 The customers have increased. 593 00:50:13,604 --> 00:50:14,645 I see. 594 00:50:16,479 --> 00:50:19,895 And, Shila's boys hog the other board all day. 595 00:50:25,187 --> 00:50:26,937 Why do you let them? 596 00:50:27,145 --> 00:50:28,270 How can I stop them? 597 00:50:28,437 --> 00:50:30,062 You know how it is. 598 00:50:30,187 --> 00:50:31,979 What do you mean? 599 00:50:33,437 --> 00:50:35,104 Tell them I forbid it! 600 00:50:35,187 --> 00:50:36,062 You? 601 00:50:36,145 --> 00:50:36,979 Of course! 602 00:50:37,062 --> 00:50:38,812 It's my bloody carrom board. 603 00:50:38,895 --> 00:50:40,854 Really? Those boys were saying-- 604 00:50:40,937 --> 00:50:41,854 What were they saying? 605 00:50:44,437 --> 00:50:46,354 -What were they saying? -No, nothing. 606 00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:48,687 Okay, I have to go. 607 00:50:48,770 --> 00:50:49,770 Hey! Billu! 608 00:50:50,312 --> 00:50:51,520 What did they say? 609 00:50:54,270 --> 00:50:56,312 Sorry, brother. They said it. 610 00:50:56,479 --> 00:50:58,520 There might be some confusion. 611 00:50:59,395 --> 00:51:02,687 Anyway, this divide and rule politics is destroying our town. 612 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:07,562 Leave the powder. I'll get it tomorrow. 613 00:51:07,812 --> 00:51:08,812 Sure. 614 00:51:20,854 --> 00:51:23,229 The weather's about to get hot and heavy, Chotu. 615 00:51:24,854 --> 00:51:27,479 Strong winds are brewing from the south, Somu. 616 00:51:27,687 --> 00:51:28,604 What should we do? 617 00:51:28,687 --> 00:51:29,604 Hey! 618 00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:31,145 What the hell is this? 619 00:51:31,604 --> 00:51:33,770 Why are these boys always loitering here? 620 00:51:34,104 --> 00:51:35,020 They're customers, sir. 621 00:51:35,104 --> 00:51:36,979 If that's the case, they should buy, pay and leave! 622 00:51:37,062 --> 00:51:38,354 Why are they here? 623 00:51:38,437 --> 00:51:40,104 What's wrong, Mr. Thakur? 624 00:51:40,270 --> 00:51:41,270 Please talk to him. 625 00:51:41,354 --> 00:51:43,395 This idiot encourages these ruffians to hang around here. 626 00:51:43,479 --> 00:51:48,479 Look, Mr. Supervisor, the youth is like raging water. 627 00:51:48,895 --> 00:51:51,437 When there's a dam keeping it at bay, it's a beautiful sight. 628 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,062 Hell, it's even a picnic spot for families and lovers! 629 00:51:54,145 --> 00:51:56,354 But do you know what happens when this dam breaks? 630 00:51:56,770 --> 00:52:00,145 You should know you're the irrigation supervisor after all. 631 00:52:00,229 --> 00:52:01,395 You're right, brother. 632 00:52:01,479 --> 00:52:04,020 Just the paan shop would've been okay. 633 00:52:04,104 --> 00:52:05,562 -But now there's this carrom board! -Hey! 634 00:52:05,770 --> 00:52:07,395 The carrom board is a gift from me! 635 00:52:07,479 --> 00:52:10,520 So that the youth of our town can interact, engage and be stimulated... 636 00:52:10,604 --> 00:52:12,229 by healthy exchange of ideas! 637 00:52:12,312 --> 00:52:15,062 But, brother, it's a decent neighborhood. 638 00:52:15,145 --> 00:52:16,854 The decorum has to be maintained, right? 639 00:52:16,937 --> 00:52:19,854 Neighborhood, Mr. Thakur? This is just the outskirt of the town. 640 00:52:20,354 --> 00:52:22,187 That's the reason I installed this carrom board here! 641 00:52:22,479 --> 00:52:24,979 Do you want one for your colony as well? 642 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:29,437 Exactly, Mr. Thakur. I'll send you a carrom board as well! 643 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,520 I'll send it from my shop. 644 00:52:31,604 --> 00:52:35,729 Why take free stuff? I'll send you the money. 645 00:52:35,812 --> 00:52:39,312 I've installed this one for free. I can install the other one as well. 646 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:40,520 What? 647 00:52:43,979 --> 00:52:44,812 Come here! 648 00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:49,229 Yes, brother? 649 00:52:49,562 --> 00:52:50,645 What's he saying? 650 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:55,145 -What's he saying? -The truth! 651 00:52:55,270 --> 00:52:57,729 I'm not a politician! I don't make false promises! 652 00:52:58,729 --> 00:53:01,895 Because your family was thrown out of politics! 653 00:53:02,604 --> 00:53:04,729 Politics wasn't our cup of tea. 654 00:53:04,812 --> 00:53:06,854 Corruption and betrayal doesn't come to us naturally. 655 00:53:18,770 --> 00:53:21,187 You two are respected citizens of our town. 656 00:53:21,562 --> 00:53:23,520 Why are you fighting like goons? 657 00:53:23,687 --> 00:53:25,354 This is beneath you! 658 00:53:25,437 --> 00:53:29,520 This carrom represents your noble intentions, not your money! 659 00:53:29,604 --> 00:53:32,229 Yes, brother, you're breaking our hearts! 660 00:53:32,395 --> 00:53:35,354 And for what? For a silly carrom board? 661 00:53:35,645 --> 00:53:38,437 This carrom has poisoned our town's atmosphere! 662 00:53:40,270 --> 00:53:43,437 -Let's break it! -No, Somu, no! 663 00:53:43,562 --> 00:53:45,687 -Let me do it! -No, Somu, no! 664 00:53:54,854 --> 00:53:56,354 It's not my place to say this... 665 00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:00,770 but, why don't you two play for it? 666 00:54:05,395 --> 00:54:07,270 The carrom board belongs to the winner. 667 00:54:20,937 --> 00:54:21,812 Who's this guy? 668 00:54:21,895 --> 00:54:24,395 He's the DFO's son. 669 00:54:32,729 --> 00:54:34,729 Okay, come on! Let's have a match! 670 00:54:34,812 --> 00:54:36,354 -Do it! -Let's go! 671 00:54:36,812 --> 00:54:38,479 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 672 00:54:38,562 --> 00:54:41,520 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 673 00:54:41,604 --> 00:54:43,187 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 674 00:54:43,354 --> 00:54:44,562 -Shila Bhaiyya! -Let's go! 675 00:54:44,812 --> 00:54:46,562 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 676 00:54:46,687 --> 00:54:50,229 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 677 00:54:50,354 --> 00:54:55,145 -No bribe, no scandal! -Vote for the candle! 678 00:54:55,229 --> 00:54:58,645 -No bribe, no scandal! -Vote for the candle! 679 00:55:21,312 --> 00:55:25,187 Look at my sly heart, Blooming hopelessly 680 00:55:25,312 --> 00:55:29,229 I stand nervous But it flutters freely 681 00:55:37,229 --> 00:55:41,187 Look at my sly heart, Blooming hopelessly 682 00:55:41,270 --> 00:55:45,062 I stand nervous But it flutters freely 683 00:55:45,187 --> 00:55:48,645 It throbs and pulsates 684 00:55:49,312 --> 00:55:53,187 With desires innate 685 00:55:53,312 --> 00:55:57,104 It throbs and pulsates 686 00:55:57,312 --> 00:56:00,812 With desires innate 687 00:56:01,062 --> 00:56:05,104 Look at the hearty smile it wears 688 00:56:05,187 --> 00:56:09,104 I stand nervous But it flutters freely 689 00:56:17,354 --> 00:56:21,020 Look at my sly heart, Blooming hopelessly 690 00:56:21,104 --> 00:56:25,687 I stand nervous But it flutters freely 691 00:56:45,770 --> 00:56:48,479 Drinks for everyone! My treat! 692 00:57:20,645 --> 00:57:25,729 This silly town has turned those shorts into pants. 693 00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:29,437 Where's the queen peg? 694 00:57:30,854 --> 00:57:33,395 Billu must have it. 695 00:57:33,479 --> 00:57:35,312 -But where is he? -I don't know. 696 00:57:37,937 --> 00:57:39,979 Without paans or cigarettes, no one will hang out here. 697 00:57:40,687 --> 00:57:41,937 Unprofessional. 698 00:58:32,437 --> 00:58:37,687 The bee blossomed the flower But the prince stole its nectar 699 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:43,645 The bee blossomed the flower But the prince stole its nectar 700 00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:49,104 The bee won't forget How his flower was ripped away. 701 00:58:49,187 --> 00:58:55,354 The bee blossomed the flower But the prince stole its nectar 702 00:58:59,854 --> 00:59:01,937 DISTRICT FORREST OFFICER LORMI 703 00:59:08,770 --> 00:59:10,562 Hello, I want to talk to the DFO! 704 00:59:11,812 --> 00:59:12,729 Who? 705 00:59:16,062 --> 00:59:17,562 Who's Billu? You idiot! 706 00:59:18,479 --> 00:59:20,479 Sorry, sir! May I know who's speaking? 707 00:59:20,562 --> 00:59:22,104 You bloody watchman! 708 00:59:22,604 --> 00:59:24,312 Let me talk to the DFO! 709 00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:26,229 Sorry, sir! Sorry. 710 00:59:26,312 --> 00:59:27,854 Just a minute, sir. 711 00:59:30,979 --> 00:59:31,895 Hello? 712 00:59:32,979 --> 00:59:36,187 Your darling son has started smoking. 713 00:59:36,562 --> 00:59:37,770 He smokes two packs every day! 714 00:59:37,854 --> 00:59:39,187 Pull him up before he gets lung cancer! 715 00:59:40,270 --> 00:59:41,354 Who is this? 716 00:59:45,604 --> 00:59:46,687 A well-wisher. 717 01:00:05,187 --> 01:00:06,937 I had warned you, brother. 718 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:09,145 It can't stay a secret forever! 719 01:00:13,687 --> 01:00:16,812 Let's go. Sir wants to see you. 720 01:00:19,270 --> 01:00:20,270 Please. 721 01:00:20,729 --> 01:00:21,895 Let's go home. 722 01:00:31,354 --> 01:00:34,270 It's alright, sir. You're saving his lungs. 723 01:00:47,187 --> 01:00:48,770 Billu, come here. 724 01:00:53,895 --> 01:00:55,645 This is for Shila's tab. 725 01:00:55,729 --> 01:00:57,395 He's asked you to keep the change. 726 01:00:58,104 --> 01:00:59,562 I haven't seen him in a while. 727 01:00:59,770 --> 01:01:01,145 He'll never come here again. 728 01:01:01,479 --> 01:01:03,229 You're the reason he lost! 729 01:01:03,562 --> 01:01:05,187 Do you know how sad he is? 730 01:01:05,979 --> 01:01:08,645 All you rascals are jealous of him... 731 01:01:21,687 --> 01:01:24,562 You can buy this teddy bear. 732 01:01:24,770 --> 01:01:28,104 -It's really cute. -You equally cute, ma'am! 733 01:01:28,937 --> 01:01:30,437 -Thank you. -Thanks. 734 01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:32,437 What do you want? 735 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,229 The one's in the corner are for Father's Day. 736 01:01:42,312 --> 01:01:44,312 And the last one is for Sister's Day. 737 01:01:44,395 --> 01:01:45,562 -Okay? -Yes. 738 01:02:00,687 --> 01:02:02,812 My dear brother-- 739 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:13,729 Yes, Mr. Aashu! 740 01:02:14,145 --> 01:02:16,104 No, no, they're ready! 741 01:02:16,770 --> 01:02:17,979 Chintu! 742 01:02:20,312 --> 01:02:22,437 Take Mr. Aashu's wedding invitation cards to his house. 743 01:02:30,062 --> 01:02:31,562 Which one says, "I love you"? 744 01:02:32,937 --> 01:02:34,229 "I love you" card. 745 01:03:29,062 --> 01:03:30,812 Come on, man! One last game! 746 01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:32,687 Billu will soon be here. 747 01:03:32,854 --> 01:03:34,854 My blood lusts for nicotine, daddy. 748 01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:37,770 I can't do without tobacco. 749 01:03:49,354 --> 01:03:50,270 Let's go. 750 01:03:50,770 --> 01:03:51,729 Where? 751 01:03:56,687 --> 01:03:57,770 Where are we going? 752 01:06:11,145 --> 01:06:12,937 No drinks tonight? 753 01:06:14,895 --> 01:06:16,604 You go inside. 754 01:06:35,104 --> 01:06:36,854 I have made my decision. 755 01:06:37,229 --> 01:06:38,270 What? 756 01:06:39,062 --> 01:06:43,354 You will marry the daughter of Jamnaprasad from Ranigaon village. 757 01:06:43,854 --> 01:06:46,270 Jitendra will go talk to them. 758 01:06:46,562 --> 01:06:48,020 Stop annoying me, Papa. 759 01:06:51,354 --> 01:06:53,937 My word is final! 760 01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:57,395 I'm not going to open this door! 761 01:06:57,479 --> 01:06:59,062 Let's see what you can do. 762 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,270 Fly away dear letter! 763 01:07:07,354 --> 01:07:10,395 I hope my friend is feeling better! 764 01:07:10,812 --> 01:07:15,562 Dear Billu, I hope this letter finds you in good health. 765 01:07:15,729 --> 01:07:18,645 Why is your shop closed these days? 766 01:07:18,937 --> 01:07:21,645 Everyone is worried about you. 767 01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:24,645 Please focus on work. 768 01:07:25,770 --> 01:07:27,520 Yours forever, 769 01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:30,395 Sushant Tiwari Vijay... 770 01:07:30,604 --> 01:07:35,395 and Mudit Mohan Shukla aka Somu and Chotu. 771 01:07:38,395 --> 01:07:40,187 Mr. Dubey was right. 772 01:07:40,979 --> 01:07:42,854 If a boy doesn't find a woman on time, 773 01:07:43,687 --> 01:07:45,687 he never becomes a man! 774 01:09:14,729 --> 01:09:15,854 What is this? 775 01:09:19,354 --> 01:09:22,104 Two boys came on a bike and threw it. 776 01:09:22,187 --> 01:09:23,479 You know them? 777 01:09:24,729 --> 01:09:26,229 No, they had covered their face. 778 01:09:37,687 --> 01:09:39,104 Listen, Billu... 779 01:09:41,270 --> 01:09:42,895 Mr. Chopra said... 780 01:09:43,562 --> 01:09:45,520 you haven't paid him for the supplies. 781 01:09:46,812 --> 01:09:48,187 Is everything alright? 782 01:09:50,229 --> 01:09:51,270 You don't need to worry about it. 783 01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:52,604 I'll handle him. 784 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,812 LOITERING AROUND THE SHOP IS NOT ALLOWED 785 01:10:12,895 --> 01:10:14,479 NO CREDIT ONLY CASH 786 01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:18,104 Is this a paan shop or a government office? 787 01:10:19,812 --> 01:10:22,062 It's a matter of principle, daddy. 788 01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:25,479 Every business needs some rules. 789 01:10:25,562 --> 01:10:28,104 For business, you need to open your shop first. 790 01:10:28,270 --> 01:10:30,270 Getting your panties in a bunch won't cut it. 791 01:10:31,729 --> 01:10:33,062 Why don't you mind your own business, daddy? 792 01:10:33,145 --> 01:10:35,895 Let's see if you say the same to Mr. Chopra. 793 01:10:36,104 --> 01:10:37,937 He's been looking for you all over the town. 794 01:10:38,979 --> 01:10:40,520 You need to shut your mouth, daddy! 795 01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:41,937 Your brain is full of shit, you need a laxative. 796 01:10:42,020 --> 01:10:43,520 -You're the one who needs it. -Fuck off! 797 01:10:44,145 --> 01:10:45,104 Bitch. 798 01:10:46,812 --> 01:10:48,520 Mind your language, daddy! 799 01:10:48,604 --> 01:10:50,312 Really? What are you gonna do about it? 800 01:10:50,395 --> 01:10:51,770 Let it go, daddy! 801 01:10:54,187 --> 01:10:56,145 Hey! Stop it! 802 01:10:57,395 --> 01:11:00,145 Bhadauriya is here! Run! 803 01:11:05,895 --> 01:11:07,187 Who? 804 01:11:07,604 --> 01:11:08,854 Which planet are you living on? 805 01:11:08,937 --> 01:11:11,020 He's the new super cop. Raju's betting ring, 806 01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:13,187 Gigi's hooch bar, Bhageri's pot den, he's shut them all down! 807 01:11:13,270 --> 01:11:14,770 Talks tough, slaps harder! 808 01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:18,895 Don't leave me! Wait for me! 809 01:11:51,104 --> 01:11:52,437 Did he go to the girl's house? 810 01:11:53,812 --> 01:11:55,145 Did he say something? 811 01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:57,270 No, he was looking at us. 812 01:11:57,729 --> 01:11:58,687 He'll definitely be back. 813 01:11:58,770 --> 01:11:59,895 Let's go! 814 01:11:59,979 --> 01:12:02,687 Wait! Stop! This isn't a girl's college. 815 01:12:02,854 --> 01:12:04,520 He can't book us under "Operation Eve teasing." 816 01:12:04,895 --> 01:12:05,895 Look! 817 01:12:06,104 --> 01:12:07,562 He's taking a stand for you! 818 01:12:07,895 --> 01:12:09,604 And you broke my glasses! 819 01:12:10,354 --> 01:12:11,895 Come on! Patch things up. 820 01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:15,437 Come on, hug it out! 821 01:12:17,312 --> 01:12:18,770 Stop this PDA! 822 01:12:19,062 --> 01:12:20,145 Come here! 823 01:12:21,687 --> 01:12:22,687 We're just friends, sir. 824 01:12:22,770 --> 01:12:25,145 Did I ask you? Did I? 825 01:12:26,104 --> 01:12:27,145 Assholes! 826 01:12:27,437 --> 01:12:29,604 Why are you guys lollygagging here? 827 01:12:29,687 --> 01:12:32,437 Don't you have jobs? 828 01:12:32,895 --> 01:12:34,145 Whose shop is this? 829 01:12:34,229 --> 01:12:35,854 -It's my shop, sir. -Come here. 830 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,437 Name? 831 01:12:40,604 --> 01:12:41,479 Tell me your name! 832 01:12:44,145 --> 01:12:45,395 What's this goo in your hair? 833 01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:46,562 It's gel, sir. 834 01:12:47,395 --> 01:12:49,770 Get on your knees. 835 01:12:50,895 --> 01:12:52,812 Do you have a municipal license for the shop? 836 01:12:54,937 --> 01:12:56,479 Can you hear me? 837 01:12:56,895 --> 01:12:57,812 No, sir. 838 01:13:01,354 --> 01:13:02,520 Who threw the card? 839 01:13:04,645 --> 01:13:06,562 I don't know, sir. They had covered their faces. 840 01:13:06,979 --> 01:13:08,854 They had covered their faces? 841 01:13:08,979 --> 01:13:12,520 All you assholes harass the poor girl every day! 842 01:13:12,645 --> 01:13:14,312 Don't you guys have women in your family? 843 01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:16,645 I don't, sir. 844 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,312 Fucking asshole! 845 01:13:20,770 --> 01:13:22,104 You think you're a smartass! 846 01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:23,770 Bloody smartass! 847 01:13:24,562 --> 01:13:26,312 Apologize to them! 848 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:27,854 Apologize to them! 849 01:13:29,229 --> 01:13:30,187 Fold your hands! 850 01:13:31,104 --> 01:13:32,145 Sorry, sir! 851 01:13:34,979 --> 01:13:37,145 -I want you to mean it! -Sorry, sir. 852 01:13:37,562 --> 01:13:39,187 Get down and say sorry. 853 01:13:39,812 --> 01:13:40,687 Sorry, sir. 854 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,104 Listen up, assholes! 855 01:13:46,062 --> 01:13:47,145 If-- 856 01:13:47,604 --> 01:13:48,687 Hey! 857 01:13:52,062 --> 01:13:54,479 If I see a single guy standing here... 858 01:13:54,729 --> 01:13:57,562 I'll shove my baton so far up your ass, it'll come out your nose. 859 01:13:57,854 --> 01:13:58,812 Get down! 860 01:14:45,687 --> 01:14:47,562 Get up. 861 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,479 It's okay. 862 01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:21,812 You're the butt of every joke 863 01:15:29,104 --> 01:15:32,270 They're laughing All the town folk 864 01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:34,562 Hail the holy Goddess! 865 01:15:36,062 --> 01:15:37,562 All hail! 866 01:15:37,645 --> 01:15:41,437 You got an itch That you can't scratch 867 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:46,020 You're down every ditch You've become the town-bitch! 868 01:15:46,104 --> 01:15:48,145 Yeah, the town-bitch! 869 01:15:48,437 --> 01:15:53,520 You got an itch You've been scratching like a bitch 870 01:15:53,645 --> 01:15:57,437 You're down every ditch You've become the town-bitch! 871 01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:01,520 So, let's raise a ruckus And let's make a mess 872 01:16:01,645 --> 01:16:04,354 Run riot, like a man possessed! 873 01:16:04,437 --> 01:16:07,604 So, let's raise a ruckus 874 01:16:08,687 --> 01:16:12,020 Like a man possessed 875 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:15,729 And let's make a mess 876 01:16:16,687 --> 01:16:19,229 Run riot, like a man possessed! 877 01:16:19,562 --> 01:16:20,812 Get married. 878 01:16:24,604 --> 01:16:26,937 It gets lonely once you start growing old. 879 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,895 After your mother's death... 880 01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:35,979 I've stopped socializing. 881 01:16:37,645 --> 01:16:39,229 If you get married... 882 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,687 we'll be a part of the society once again . 883 01:16:54,145 --> 01:16:58,062 The world's a forest wild And you're the tiger's bait 884 01:16:58,187 --> 01:17:02,687 Bro pick up a gun Before it's too late! 885 01:17:15,687 --> 01:17:18,104 Baba, when I was in fifth grade... 886 01:17:19,604 --> 01:17:21,979 the DFO had a big birthday party for his son. 887 01:17:24,354 --> 01:17:26,937 I begged Papa to take me along. 888 01:17:27,645 --> 01:17:28,812 But he didn't. 889 01:17:30,937 --> 01:17:31,812 I cried. 890 01:17:32,645 --> 01:17:34,062 I cried my eyes out. 891 01:17:35,270 --> 01:17:36,937 My mother, just to cheer me up, 892 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,437 threw me a birthday party. 893 01:17:41,062 --> 01:17:43,354 She called a couple of boys from the neighborhood... 894 01:17:44,645 --> 01:17:48,562 and propped up a candle on some biscuits in a dish. 895 01:17:52,104 --> 01:17:53,354 But I didn't stop crying. 896 01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:57,520 Because no one got me gifts. 897 01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:01,354 My mother was very considerate. 898 01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:06,520 She died of lung cancer. 899 01:18:10,854 --> 01:18:14,687 Baba, you know why the forest department wants to save the tigers? 900 01:18:18,062 --> 01:18:19,979 Because if there are no tigers, to eat the deer... 901 01:18:20,354 --> 01:18:22,020 the forest won't survive. 902 01:18:25,354 --> 01:18:26,979 The world is full of tigers... 903 01:18:28,604 --> 01:18:30,270 and I am a deer. 904 01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:37,437 Life is a river my child... 905 01:18:39,312 --> 01:18:45,229 you can either build yourself a boat or swim with the current. 906 01:18:46,895 --> 01:18:49,645 But if you swim against the tide, you will surely die. 907 01:18:50,229 --> 01:18:51,937 Like I died... 908 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:56,229 pining for that unfaithful woman. 909 01:18:58,937 --> 01:18:59,937 What woman? 910 01:19:30,062 --> 01:19:32,479 RAMKALI 911 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:50,479 The world's a forest wild With trees that shine and glitter 912 01:19:50,562 --> 01:19:54,354 Don't you eat the fruits Every one of them is bitter! 913 01:19:54,479 --> 01:19:58,479 So, let's raise a ruckus And let's make a mess 914 01:19:58,562 --> 01:20:01,270 Run riot Like a possessed man! 915 01:20:01,395 --> 01:20:05,187 So, let's raise a ruckus 916 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:09,854 And let's make a mess 917 01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:23,645 You're like a dog's tail Twisted to the core 918 01:20:23,770 --> 01:20:27,687 But there's a twist in your tale You're now Mr. Hardcore! 919 01:20:27,770 --> 01:20:31,687 Hurl a stone or grab a stick 920 01:20:31,770 --> 01:20:35,479 Hoist your flag, nice and quick And let them hear your rifle click 921 01:20:35,645 --> 01:20:39,687 Let's raise a ruckus And let's make a mess 922 01:20:39,770 --> 01:20:43,395 Run riot Like a possessed man! 923 01:20:49,729 --> 01:20:53,604 You zoom past Leaving a trail of dust so cool 924 01:20:53,687 --> 01:20:55,437 You're a high school drop-out 925 01:20:57,687 --> 01:21:01,687 Spew out into the air The embers of your heart 926 01:21:01,770 --> 01:21:05,395 Hold a match to your mouth Let this fire start 927 01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:07,437 Let's raise a ruckus 928 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:13,604 And let's make a mess 929 01:21:13,687 --> 01:21:17,812 Run riot Like a possessed man! 930 01:21:27,270 --> 01:21:31,729 Let's raise a ruckus And let's make a mess 931 01:21:31,812 --> 01:21:35,437 Run riot Like a possessed man! 932 01:21:35,770 --> 01:21:39,395 Run riot Like a possessed man! 933 01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:46,520 Run riot Like a possessed man! 934 01:22:04,895 --> 01:22:11,812 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH. 935 01:22:12,312 --> 01:22:15,729 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH. 936 01:22:16,229 --> 01:22:18,979 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH. 937 01:22:30,895 --> 01:22:33,062 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH. 938 01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:38,229 What is this nonsense? 939 01:22:38,729 --> 01:22:41,062 I trusted this bugger and gave him credit. 940 01:22:41,145 --> 01:22:44,020 And I haven't seen a dime in the last four months! 941 01:22:46,270 --> 01:22:48,604 Billu is this true? 942 01:22:49,145 --> 01:22:51,229 -Papa, go inside. -Tell me what's wrong. 943 01:22:51,312 --> 01:22:52,437 Papa, just go inside! 944 01:22:59,062 --> 01:23:01,520 You'll get your money, Mr. Chopra. I just need some time. 945 01:23:01,604 --> 01:23:02,770 Time for what? 946 01:23:02,979 --> 01:23:04,437 You don't even open your shop anymore! 947 01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:05,770 How will you pay me back? 948 01:23:05,895 --> 01:23:08,812 -He'll pay, Mr. Chopra. I'll talk to him. -We'll talk to him. 949 01:23:08,895 --> 01:23:10,395 What will you say? 950 01:23:10,937 --> 01:23:11,979 I don't care! 951 01:23:12,187 --> 01:23:14,854 I need the money right now! 952 01:23:16,104 --> 01:23:17,395 Go inside, Papa! 953 01:23:17,729 --> 01:23:20,020 Mr. Chopra, he's just starting out. 954 01:23:20,395 --> 01:23:22,437 He doesn't understand business! 955 01:23:26,437 --> 01:23:27,520 -Sit. -Shut up. 956 01:23:27,604 --> 01:23:29,312 Every business has ups and downs. 957 01:23:29,687 --> 01:23:31,312 The shop will open on time starting tomorrow. 958 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:33,395 You'll get the balance in 15 days. 959 01:23:41,312 --> 01:23:43,812 And then they lived happily ever after! Show's over, go home! 960 01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:50,854 Tomorrow is New Year's Eve. 961 01:23:51,104 --> 01:23:51,937 So? 962 01:23:52,062 --> 01:23:53,479 The cops will be around. 963 01:23:53,979 --> 01:23:55,145 Lay low for a week. 964 01:23:56,437 --> 01:23:58,145 No more compromises. 965 01:23:59,270 --> 01:24:00,979 My shop will open on time. 966 01:24:05,354 --> 01:24:07,562 She must've really broken someone's heart? 967 01:24:08,229 --> 01:24:10,187 Why else would he do this? 968 01:24:11,395 --> 01:24:13,354 I think it must be Chimney. 969 01:24:13,895 --> 01:24:15,687 He always seemed to be a little crazy. 970 01:24:16,062 --> 01:24:17,770 History will tell you, daddy... 971 01:24:18,229 --> 01:24:20,645 lovers are always a little crazy. 972 01:24:22,437 --> 01:24:24,062 Is it done? 973 01:24:25,937 --> 01:24:27,145 Will it be done today? 974 01:24:40,979 --> 01:24:42,104 Hey, Billu! 975 01:24:42,895 --> 01:24:44,479 Why was the shop closed? 976 01:24:45,604 --> 01:24:47,479 Are you scared of these cops? 977 01:24:47,895 --> 01:24:49,645 Brother, you're rich and famous. 978 01:24:50,604 --> 01:24:52,520 A cop's Baton has never touched your body. 979 01:24:52,979 --> 01:24:55,270 It takes a week to recover. 980 01:24:58,895 --> 01:25:00,437 Bastard! 981 01:25:07,145 --> 01:25:08,104 Look! 982 01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,562 They've started drinking as well! 983 01:25:19,354 --> 01:25:20,687 What if he sees this? 984 01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:03,187 Brother, let's go for a drive. 985 01:26:03,687 --> 01:26:06,312 We can party here. The town is dead man! 986 01:26:06,770 --> 01:26:10,104 Billu has opened his shop. Let's take a look. 987 01:26:10,270 --> 01:26:11,520 Really? Let's go. 988 01:26:13,937 --> 01:26:16,729 Get out of our way, Asshole! 989 01:26:16,812 --> 01:26:19,229 Fuck off! 990 01:26:25,979 --> 01:26:28,562 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH 991 01:26:45,312 --> 01:26:47,854 Happy new year, Mr. Aashu! 992 01:26:50,229 --> 01:26:51,395 Brother! 993 01:26:53,354 --> 01:26:55,020 No trip to Mumbai on the New Year's Eve? 994 01:26:55,395 --> 01:26:58,687 He does not go to Mumbai. He goes to Kolkata! 995 01:26:58,770 --> 01:26:59,645 Shut up. 996 01:27:00,812 --> 01:27:02,229 Don't mess with him! 997 01:27:02,729 --> 01:27:05,604 Only the cheapskates go to Kolkata! 998 01:27:06,895 --> 01:27:09,604 He is a Mumbai guy, man! 999 01:27:10,479 --> 01:27:11,437 Am I right? 1000 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:16,604 Shila! You know he doesn't like to talk when he's drinking. 1001 01:27:17,229 --> 01:27:18,520 I'm so sorry, Mr. Kaki! 1002 01:27:18,729 --> 01:27:20,687 -Can you please do this some-- -Fuck off! 1003 01:27:22,229 --> 01:27:24,270 Fucking paan vendor! 1004 01:27:25,854 --> 01:27:27,020 What the fuck are you staring at? 1005 01:27:27,687 --> 01:27:28,645 Get lost! 1006 01:27:29,395 --> 01:27:31,354 Go get me a paan. 1007 01:27:32,770 --> 01:27:33,979 How's your sister? 1008 01:27:34,687 --> 01:27:36,562 And her husband? 1009 01:27:37,770 --> 01:27:40,020 I saw him at the railway station once. 1010 01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:42,229 Why don't you get him a rickshaw? 1011 01:27:42,354 --> 01:27:43,979 Maybe I can help you out? 1012 01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:45,812 Shut your trap, Shila. 1013 01:27:48,020 --> 01:27:51,479 Maybe it'll help you think about where you can hide your face... 1014 01:27:51,562 --> 01:27:53,187 once you lose this election. 1015 01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:56,645 Maybe in Mr. Ratan's cement factory? 1016 01:27:56,812 --> 01:28:01,729 Shila can't go in there. Because his mom does, at night. 1017 01:28:02,895 --> 01:28:05,145 Motherfucker! 1018 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,104 Fucking assholes! 1019 01:28:17,145 --> 01:28:18,645 This is not a public garden! 1020 01:28:18,770 --> 01:28:21,020 You can't just piss and leave! Fuck off! 1021 01:28:21,104 --> 01:28:23,062 Watch yourself, Billu! 1022 01:28:23,187 --> 01:28:25,062 You better watch yourself, motherfucker! 1023 01:28:25,354 --> 01:28:28,062 I've had enough of you assholes! 1024 01:28:28,145 --> 01:28:32,562 And you political twat! All fart, no shit! 1025 01:28:32,687 --> 01:28:34,854 -Get him! -Hey! 1026 01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:38,354 Have you lost it? 1027 01:29:01,395 --> 01:29:05,020 You tried to humiliate that girl! 1028 01:29:05,270 --> 01:29:07,104 You tried to humiliate that girl! 1029 01:29:07,187 --> 01:29:09,229 Fucking paan vendor! 1030 01:29:09,437 --> 01:29:13,145 Asshole! You want to be a hero, huh? 1031 01:29:14,020 --> 01:29:14,979 Asshole! 1032 01:29:15,937 --> 01:29:18,479 You want to humiliate her? 1033 01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:21,229 Wanna be a hero? 1034 01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:24,687 Fucking asshole! 1035 01:29:25,229 --> 01:29:26,395 Motherfucker! 1036 01:29:28,645 --> 01:29:29,895 Not my shop! 1037 01:29:35,479 --> 01:29:37,520 Don't touch my fucking shop! 1038 01:29:38,354 --> 01:29:39,937 -What did you say? -Don't touch my shop! 1039 01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:42,062 -Let the poor guy go, sir-- -Enough! 1040 01:29:43,812 --> 01:29:45,937 Stay out of this, assholes! 1041 01:29:46,229 --> 01:29:47,687 -Stand straight! -What did you say? 1042 01:29:47,770 --> 01:29:49,145 Please don't touch my shop, sir. 1043 01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:52,729 You wanna see what I do to your shop? 1044 01:29:52,854 --> 01:29:54,270 Come here. 1045 01:30:08,645 --> 01:30:09,687 Push! 1046 01:30:16,770 --> 01:30:18,854 Fucking asshole! 1047 01:30:19,312 --> 01:30:22,229 He wants to humiliate the poor girl! 1048 01:30:45,895 --> 01:30:48,895 CHAMAN BAHAAR 1049 01:30:57,729 --> 01:30:58,812 Get him. 1050 01:30:58,895 --> 01:30:59,854 Come on! 1051 01:31:01,312 --> 01:31:02,479 Shove him in. 1052 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:18,520 -LORMI POLICE STATION -In yet another case of police brutality, 1053 01:31:18,604 --> 01:31:22,604 one errant cop, Mr. Bhadauriya, from Lormi police station has destroyed... 1054 01:31:22,687 --> 01:31:26,770 a poor paan vendor's shop under the guise of "Operation Eve Teasing". 1055 01:31:26,854 --> 01:31:29,104 He also attacked a peaceful gathering 1056 01:31:29,187 --> 01:31:31,687 of young boys, celebrating the new year. 1057 01:31:31,979 --> 01:31:33,520 I don't even celebrate the new year. 1058 01:31:33,770 --> 01:31:35,104 We were just playing carrom. 1059 01:31:35,187 --> 01:31:36,854 This cop came in and started acting like Rambo! 1060 01:31:36,937 --> 01:31:40,020 Stop this. Bhadauriya will beat the crap out of me. 1061 01:31:40,187 --> 01:31:42,687 Bhadauriya is history, man! Can't you see? 1062 01:31:42,770 --> 01:31:43,937 He's going to get transferred. 1063 01:31:44,020 --> 01:31:46,395 -Come on. -Not on camera. 1064 01:31:46,645 --> 01:31:48,270 No, I can't. 1065 01:31:55,062 --> 01:31:58,562 Look at the mess you've made, child. 1066 01:31:58,854 --> 01:32:00,770 DETENTION ROOM 1067 01:32:00,854 --> 01:32:02,729 You're Mr. Ramayan's son, right? 1068 01:32:03,020 --> 01:32:05,604 I'm sure he must be proud of you! 1069 01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:15,687 What about that nursery in Sitapur? 1070 01:32:15,770 --> 01:32:17,729 We've sent 25,000 plants, sir. 1071 01:32:18,687 --> 01:32:20,020 And Korea? 1072 01:32:20,270 --> 01:32:22,145 5,000 plants. They'll get them in two days. 1073 01:32:23,395 --> 01:32:24,520 Mr. Ramayan! 1074 01:32:24,812 --> 01:32:25,854 Yes, sir? 1075 01:32:25,937 --> 01:32:27,354 You didn't go to the police station? 1076 01:32:27,770 --> 01:32:30,520 Sir, I'm a government employee. 1077 01:32:30,979 --> 01:32:33,187 How can I protest against the government? 1078 01:32:36,562 --> 01:32:40,020 Rumors are that this issue is about a girl 1079 01:32:40,104 --> 01:32:43,520 who has been named and shamed on the city's walls and currency notes. 1080 01:32:43,604 --> 01:32:45,437 But people aren't willing to talk about it. 1081 01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,104 He's a simple businessman. 1082 01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:49,812 Our friend has been falsely implicated. 1083 01:32:49,895 --> 01:32:51,104 Hundreds of people pay at a shop. 1084 01:32:51,187 --> 01:32:53,729 A shopkeeper can't be responsible for every note he receives. 1085 01:33:14,562 --> 01:33:18,729 -Play the drums, ring the bell! -Fascist police go to hell! 1086 01:33:18,812 --> 01:33:20,395 -Shame on... -Lormi Police! 1087 01:33:20,479 --> 01:33:23,979 Just say whatever you want. 1088 01:33:48,479 --> 01:33:52,395 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1089 01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:56,562 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1090 01:33:56,645 --> 01:33:59,062 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1091 01:33:59,145 --> 01:34:02,270 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1092 01:34:02,895 --> 01:34:06,770 They brutality of the police can be seen clearly! Look at his face! 1093 01:34:06,854 --> 01:34:10,770 His face, his legs and back is swollen! 1094 01:34:10,854 --> 01:34:12,979 Look at the poor kid's back! 1095 01:34:13,062 --> 01:34:15,770 Does this happen in a civilized society? 1096 01:34:15,854 --> 01:34:18,020 We want Bhadauriya out. 1097 01:34:18,104 --> 01:34:20,979 And we want to save our town! 1098 01:34:21,062 --> 01:34:24,145 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1099 01:34:24,229 --> 01:34:29,187 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1100 01:34:29,479 --> 01:34:30,854 Son, where are you going? 1101 01:34:32,270 --> 01:34:33,270 Home. 1102 01:34:33,937 --> 01:34:37,229 You can go home later. The country needs you. 1103 01:34:37,312 --> 01:34:39,854 Son, you're an election issue now! 1104 01:34:39,979 --> 01:34:42,104 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1105 01:34:45,437 --> 01:34:48,854 The common man will not be terrorized! 1106 01:34:49,312 --> 01:34:52,187 I promise the people of Lormi... 1107 01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:58,312 I will not rest until Bhadauriya is transferred! 1108 01:34:58,645 --> 01:35:01,687 Billu's shop will be restored! 1109 01:35:02,062 --> 01:35:03,354 I will help him! 1110 01:35:03,479 --> 01:35:05,395 -All hail! -Auntie! 1111 01:35:05,479 --> 01:35:07,520 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1112 01:35:07,604 --> 01:35:10,770 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1113 01:35:15,062 --> 01:35:17,312 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1114 01:35:25,270 --> 01:35:27,062 -All hail! -Auntie! 1115 01:35:27,145 --> 01:35:28,937 -All hail! -Auntie! 1116 01:35:29,020 --> 01:35:30,687 -All hail! -Auntie! 1117 01:35:30,770 --> 01:35:32,395 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1118 01:35:32,479 --> 01:35:34,145 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1119 01:35:34,229 --> 01:35:35,979 -All hail! -Auntie! 1120 01:35:36,062 --> 01:35:37,729 -All hail! -Auntie! 1121 01:35:37,812 --> 01:35:41,479 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1122 01:35:41,562 --> 01:35:44,729 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1123 01:35:54,562 --> 01:35:56,229 People finally know your name. 1124 01:36:11,937 --> 01:36:13,062 The lunch is ready. 1125 01:36:13,604 --> 01:36:14,604 Eat it. 1126 01:36:16,145 --> 01:36:19,354 I need to go to the office. 1127 01:37:22,062 --> 01:37:25,187 LOITERING AROUND THE SHOP IS NOT ALLOWED 1128 01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:54,104 Come in. 1129 01:37:55,812 --> 01:37:57,020 Come in. 1130 01:37:58,520 --> 01:38:00,729 Don't take them off. 1131 01:38:02,145 --> 01:38:03,104 Come in. 1132 01:38:07,395 --> 01:38:08,520 Come in. 1133 01:38:18,687 --> 01:38:19,645 Sit. 1134 01:39:22,145 --> 01:39:23,770 I'm really sorry about... 1135 01:39:24,562 --> 01:39:26,812 what happened to you. 1136 01:39:28,729 --> 01:39:33,104 We used to live in Mungeli. 1137 01:39:35,645 --> 01:39:37,854 Mr. Bhadauriya was the officer in charge at Mungeli. 1138 01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:42,062 He's an old family friend from Jabalpur. 1139 01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:46,812 He's a little hot-headed. 1140 01:39:47,312 --> 01:39:52,729 We told him that your shop had been there... 1141 01:39:52,937 --> 01:39:54,604 before we moved in. 1142 01:40:26,979 --> 01:40:28,437 Is the tea ready, Rinku? 1143 01:40:42,020 --> 01:40:44,437 You paid for my bail. 1144 01:40:47,229 --> 01:40:49,020 The others just... 1145 01:40:51,854 --> 01:40:53,020 What's done... 1146 01:40:54,270 --> 01:40:55,479 is done. 1147 01:40:57,979 --> 01:40:59,187 Anyway... 1148 01:41:00,604 --> 01:41:02,104 we are now moving... 1149 01:41:02,895 --> 01:41:04,520 to Bilaspur. 1150 01:41:07,062 --> 01:41:08,895 This town just didn't suit us. 1151 01:41:27,854 --> 01:41:29,562 Have some tea. 1152 01:41:40,270 --> 01:41:41,270 I'm really sorry. 1153 01:44:02,020 --> 01:44:04,437 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH 1154 01:45:18,062 --> 01:45:19,395 What's up, daddy? 1155 01:45:19,895 --> 01:45:21,104 All good, daddy. 1156 01:45:29,270 --> 01:45:30,229 So... 1157 01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:32,604 where's the carrom setup these days? 1158 01:45:32,937 --> 01:45:34,687 Carrom's dead, bro. 1159 01:45:35,562 --> 01:45:36,812 Pool tables are the rage now. 1160 01:45:37,104 --> 01:45:38,229 Get with it. 1161 01:45:38,395 --> 01:45:39,437 Take this. 1162 01:45:39,687 --> 01:45:41,937 -No, daddy. Let it be. -Keep it, daddy. 1163 01:45:42,187 --> 01:45:43,770 Why don't you join us at Shila's place? 1164 01:45:44,020 --> 01:45:45,479 We've setup three tables! 1165 01:45:45,645 --> 01:45:47,479 The place is crazy, bro! 1166 01:45:48,895 --> 01:45:50,062 Sure, some day. 1167 01:45:50,895 --> 01:45:52,104 We'll see you. 1168 01:48:34,395 --> 01:48:41,145 LORMI MUNICIPAL CORPORATION WELCOMES YOU. 79173

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