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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,105 --> 00:00:21,505 CRAZY DESIRE 2 00:02:02,505 --> 00:02:04,143 - Hail Caesar! - Hail Caesar! - Hail! 3 00:02:05,065 --> 00:02:06,976 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! 4 00:02:08,865 --> 00:02:10,696 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! 5 00:02:12,745 --> 00:02:15,305 Hey, I want cues for all my lines, I can't remember a damn thing! 6 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,421 Don't worry, Sir. 7 00:02:20,585 --> 00:02:24,134 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! 8 00:02:30,545 --> 00:02:32,137 - "Calpurnia..." - Calpurnia! 9 00:02:32,465 --> 00:02:34,535 - Here I am, Sir. - Concern yourself... 10 00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:37,782 Concern yourself with the road of Antonio, once he has completed his journey. 11 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,497 - "And you, Antonio..." - And you, Antonio! 12 00:02:39,585 --> 00:02:42,543 - Caesar, my Lord! - Antonio, he has the same name as you. 13 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:44,576 All the strongest men are called Antonio. 14 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,617 - Arm. - Arm? 15 00:02:46,705 --> 00:02:49,697 - There's a reflection, they'll see us. Arm. - Oh, sorry... 16 00:02:50,385 --> 00:02:55,061 - Hail Caesar! - Hail! - Hail! - Hail Caesar! 17 00:02:55,665 --> 00:02:58,338 Not a very imposing Caesar, is he? 18 00:02:58,865 --> 00:03:00,583 Do you think it's a good business? 19 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,661 How much do you think they make a night? 20 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,775 Caesar returns! 21 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:10,577 To be surrounded my fat men! 22 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,344 - "People..." - People with smooth heads... 23 00:03:13,385 --> 00:03:15,694 - "Who sleep at night." - Who sleep at night! 24 00:03:15,785 --> 00:03:19,334 Hey, is it half past 11 already? I think that's enough. Come on, let's go! 25 00:03:19,665 --> 00:03:21,860 Such men are dangerous... 26 00:03:22,345 --> 00:03:24,495 - We leave for the senate! - We're leaving. - We're leaving! 27 00:03:24,545 --> 00:03:28,060 - Yes, we're leaving too. - Caesar to lead the Senate! 28 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:31,063 Caesar to lead the Senate! 29 00:03:31,105 --> 00:03:33,938 Caesar to lead the Senate! 30 00:03:34,105 --> 00:03:36,744 - Perhaps now is will start to get interesting. - Yes... 31 00:03:36,785 --> 00:03:39,094 - Who knows what will happen? - They'll stab him 23 times... 32 00:03:39,145 --> 00:03:40,624 ... no more, no less. 33 00:03:40,905 --> 00:03:44,614 Oh, Caesar, look upon Brutus... 34 00:03:44,905 --> 00:03:47,055 I'm back in Rome next week. 35 00:03:47,425 --> 00:03:50,383 See if you can come up with that accounting report for me. 36 00:03:50,425 --> 00:03:53,223 - Of course. - They could always change these roads. 37 00:03:53,305 --> 00:03:57,583 - They say that they're Roman, antique. - Exactly. It's about time then, isn't it? 38 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,865 He never wants to go dancing, always home to bed! 39 00:04:00,945 --> 00:04:03,015 Antonio is the opposite: always wants to go dancing... 40 00:04:03,105 --> 00:04:04,936 ... and never wants to to bed. 41 00:04:04,985 --> 00:04:07,260 To bed early, I mean. 42 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:12,018 We need to lower the percentage of carbon to around 3 over 1000, at least. 43 00:04:12,145 --> 00:04:15,455 It won't be easy, there's less loss in electric ovens. 44 00:04:15,745 --> 00:04:19,977 - Do you go out with Antonio often? - When he comes to Rome he always calls me. 45 00:04:20,065 --> 00:04:22,784 - What about you and Carlo? - Well, since he lives in Rome... 46 00:04:22,945 --> 00:04:24,901 ... he never calls me. 47 00:04:25,025 --> 00:04:27,414 I had a letter written to Westinghouse... 48 00:04:27,465 --> 00:04:29,296 ... they'll send over a technician. 49 00:04:29,385 --> 00:04:31,182 You know what's so great about your girlfriend? 50 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,102 Your girlfriend... your friend. 51 00:04:34,185 --> 00:04:35,698 Solid thighs. 52 00:04:38,985 --> 00:04:42,944 And a tight waist, though with long legs. Well done. 53 00:04:46,465 --> 00:04:48,660 - I hope I didn't offend you. - What? No, no... 54 00:04:48,745 --> 00:04:50,975 - I thought perhaps you... - No, it's nothing. 55 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:54,779 Caesar is dead! 56 00:04:54,825 --> 00:04:57,976 I mean, Alberghetti... I hope you're not thinking of marrying her. 57 00:04:58,145 --> 00:05:03,060 - Well, the thought had crossed my mind. - Listen to me, Alberghetti: don't get married. 58 00:05:03,385 --> 00:05:06,297 Never put a woman on a sentimental level. 59 00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:08,182 Always on a horizontal level, like me. 60 00:05:08,345 --> 00:05:09,858 Look at me and Silvana. 61 00:05:10,305 --> 00:05:14,059 A woman of class, no? A real lady. Well, she does her shopping in Paris. 62 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:18,458 In fact, I actually met her on a plane, on the way back from Paris... 63 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:22,294 ... after the phosphate symposium. I looked at her, she looked annoyed. 64 00:05:22,345 --> 00:05:24,654 If a woman makes the effort to look annoyed, you know that you're in... 65 00:05:24,705 --> 00:05:26,263 ... if you weren't, she would act indifferent. 66 00:05:26,945 --> 00:05:29,334 Classic approach, with the magazine. 67 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:33,574 She reads "Time" so must be a lady, or perhaps a mannequin. 68 00:05:36,905 --> 00:05:40,056 The little window. There's nothing to see... 69 00:05:40,105 --> 00:05:42,744 ... so if she looks for a while, it means that you're in. 70 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:49,860 She looks, but not for long and removes my arm from her shoulder. 71 00:05:50,705 --> 00:05:51,694 "Pardon". 72 00:05:53,025 --> 00:05:59,260 Try again. Photography. Pick any photo, something insignificant... 73 00:06:00,385 --> 00:06:01,784 She looks interested. 74 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:07,741 She doesn't remove my arm. And after 2 days... 75 00:06:08,865 --> 00:06:11,937 Now we see each other every so often, mostly when I come down to Rome. 76 00:06:11,985 --> 00:06:14,180 I set her up in an apartment on Via Giulia. 77 00:06:14,225 --> 00:06:17,342 But I own the place. So it's also a little investment. 78 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:20,344 But nothing more than that, one has to maintain a level of class. 79 00:06:20,385 --> 00:06:23,263 As they say in Naples: "You scratch my back..." 80 00:06:23,345 --> 00:06:25,176 "... I'll scratch yours." 81 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:29,060 I don't know if you've heard that before. Oh, it's spitting! Time for some Cha Cha Cha! 82 00:06:29,105 --> 00:06:30,823 Don't you ever get tired, Sir? 83 00:06:31,465 --> 00:06:33,979 I have Romagnol blood in my veins, we're a different kind of people. 84 00:06:34,105 --> 00:06:36,744 For me, 4 hours of sleep is more than enough. 85 00:06:42,385 --> 00:06:46,617 Listen, you have to stop with this 4 hours of sleep lark. 86 00:06:46,905 --> 00:06:48,702 You're a man, just like all the rest... 87 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:53,017 ... you should be sleeping for 8 hours, and then a quick nap after lunch. 88 00:06:58,705 --> 00:06:59,740 My shoe... 89 00:07:04,065 --> 00:07:06,977 Come on, everyone to Brigadun! You too, Silvana. Wake up! 90 00:07:08,225 --> 00:07:09,294 We'll dance all night long. 91 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,615 Don't forget that tomorrow you have a long day ahead of you. 92 00:07:11,705 --> 00:07:13,263 Not at all! As long as I'm organised... 93 00:07:13,305 --> 00:07:17,537 Maintain 75 km/h, leave Rome at 9:00. By midday I'll be in Girarrosto... 94 00:07:17,585 --> 00:07:20,338 ... get to Pisa at 15:00, go and pick up my son from boarding school... 95 00:07:20,385 --> 00:07:23,377 ... visit the leaning tower, ice creams, leave again at 16:00... 96 00:07:23,505 --> 00:07:26,702 ... by 21:00 I'll be in Corso Lodi. A piece of cake... 97 00:07:45,745 --> 00:07:47,861 And take it easy on the amphetamines. 98 00:08:16,225 --> 00:08:20,980 The tires now, too? Check the pressure, go on. 99 00:08:46,745 --> 00:08:48,656 Put a triangle down! 100 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,224 Teddy boys! 101 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:08,374 The youth of today... Failed generation... 102 00:09:10,585 --> 00:09:11,620 Well! 103 00:09:14,185 --> 00:09:17,541 Crazy kids, and even crazier parents. 104 00:09:27,585 --> 00:09:29,177 What are you doing? Are you crazy?! 105 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,537 No, you must be crazy... 106 00:09:31,865 --> 00:09:34,220 - Perhaps you're bored of living... - Yes! 107 00:09:35,065 --> 00:09:38,057 Ah, it's those crazy kids who almost ran me over before. 108 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,976 Well, you almost ran me over as well. 109 00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:42,905 - Not very nice, is it? - Children, you might like to play games. 110 00:09:43,185 --> 00:09:45,141 But I don't. 111 00:09:48,745 --> 00:09:51,976 Well, what do you want? Are you going to move out of my way, or not? 112 00:09:55,785 --> 00:09:58,504 - Well? - What kind of car is it? Bit of a rust-bucket... 113 00:09:58,585 --> 00:10:01,577 - Yeah, pretty much... - Yes, a rust-bucket worth 2 and a half million. 114 00:10:01,665 --> 00:10:02,859 Well, 2 million too much. 115 00:10:02,945 --> 00:10:06,255 That, and I bet you have to fix the engine every time you drive it. 116 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,984 You think so? 117 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:10,095 Then what would you say if I told you that I'm a distinguished member... 118 00:10:10,145 --> 00:10:12,739 ... of the Automobile Association? And many other things, if you catch my drift. 119 00:10:12,785 --> 00:10:16,460 - I'd say: "Poor people"! - And since I'm a distinguished member... 120 00:10:16,545 --> 00:10:21,619 ... unfortunately that means I have to aid road users in trouble, and also be patient. 121 00:10:22,945 --> 00:10:24,617 - Ouch! - But not too patient! 122 00:10:25,465 --> 00:10:27,376 Come on, let's have a look. What's wrong with it? 123 00:10:29,865 --> 00:10:33,744 Ah, and I thought you stopped because of my beautiful face. 124 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:37,220 What's wrong with this death trap? Has the engine died? 125 00:10:37,385 --> 00:10:39,455 No, the engine's running, it's the petrol we need. 126 00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:43,094 Well, there's a solution to everything, apart from death. Bring me a container. 127 00:10:48,505 --> 00:10:49,733 Here you go... 128 00:10:51,665 --> 00:10:54,259 - No, that small one will be enough. - No, this one's better. 129 00:10:57,105 --> 00:11:00,700 - Go on then. - Suck it up! It's 4-star, anyway. Tasty! 130 00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:06,776 Easy does it! 131 00:11:07,545 --> 00:11:08,614 Excuse me. 132 00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:11,662 Now your engine will run smoothly, your excellence. 133 00:11:11,785 --> 00:11:14,219 Hey, come with me. I mean, please come with me, Sir. 134 00:11:14,585 --> 00:11:17,304 I won't bother calling your "Sir" because it only tires me out, okay? 135 00:11:18,105 --> 00:11:19,823 - Poor thing... - Go on, keep going. 136 00:11:19,865 --> 00:11:22,777 You must have a horrible taste in your mouth, I'll find something to get rid of it. 137 00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:26,223 - Picnic? - No, unfortunately I'm on a business trip. 138 00:11:26,545 --> 00:11:30,140 - No, the chocolate bar! - Ah! I thought that... thank you. 139 00:11:33,385 --> 00:11:36,183 Pay no attention to them, they're head over heels. 140 00:11:36,305 --> 00:11:38,023 You know, head over heels... in love. 141 00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:43,177 What are you looking it? Think I have nothing underneath? 142 00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:45,859 I have my costume on, see? You dirty old man! 143 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:48,824 - You think that will that be enough? - Keep going. 144 00:11:51,265 --> 00:11:53,779 - Ah, well done! - Too much? 145 00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:55,896 Why don't you just go ahead and fill up your lighters while you're at it? 146 00:11:55,985 --> 00:11:58,943 You know, we don't want to get caught out again, Sir. 147 00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:02,620 - Don't call me "Sir". - But you are a "distinguished member". 148 00:12:07,385 --> 00:12:10,775 Don't abandon me! 149 00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:14,776 - Get down! - Ouch! 150 00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:18,544 - Thank you! - You're welcome, Sir, it was nothing! 151 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:21,583 - Goodbye... goodbye! - Have a nice trip! 152 00:12:21,705 --> 00:12:25,015 He gets all our pots and pans dirty and then just drives off! 153 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,578 - Bye! - Goodbye. 154 00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:33,859 "I have my costume on, I don't..." What do I care? 155 00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:39,173 Were we like them at that age? I wasn't, that's for sure. Well! 156 00:12:41,225 --> 00:12:44,342 And anyway, I drink petrol for breakfast. 157 00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:54,061 "Ocean, down there, I remember once when you were, nothing but a blur of love, because..." 158 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:59,174 "Head over heels"? I hope they get thrown head over heels into jail! 159 00:13:35,305 --> 00:13:36,818 Crazy idiots! 160 00:13:38,425 --> 00:13:41,258 And I even stopped to help them. I'll be writing to Zaccagnini! 161 00:13:46,665 --> 00:13:48,940 Come on, Francesca, come and entertain us! 162 00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,984 - Come on, leave Piero alone, come here! - Come on! 163 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,818 - I want to go and sit with Rico, you've worn me out! - The door! 164 00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:01,020 Jump, I'll catch you! 165 00:14:01,065 --> 00:14:02,862 - One, two... - Here I come! Ah! 166 00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:04,617 Oops! 167 00:14:10,585 --> 00:14:14,703 - My love, did you miss me terribly? - Yes, darling, so very much! 168 00:14:14,785 --> 00:14:18,061 - I couldn't sleep for a moment. - Ah, then this must be love! 169 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,497 They're so cute together. 170 00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:31,293 Flavio, give me your hand! 171 00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:39,457 Hey! 172 00:14:39,585 --> 00:14:42,418 Hey! Get them! 173 00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:03,063 Terribly sorry, I'm a distinguished member of the Automobile Association... 174 00:15:03,225 --> 00:15:05,534 Did you see those crazy kids? They overtook me on the right... 175 00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:08,304 ... they're throwing girls from one car to the other, I just don't know... 176 00:15:08,345 --> 00:15:09,983 I'm going to write to Zaccagnini, you know. 177 00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:12,376 This stretch of road prohibits the use of car horns. 178 00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:15,861 You were beeping your horn repeatedly, therefore I must write you a ticket. 179 00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,904 Perhaps you I didn't make myself clear, I'm a distinguished member of the AA... 180 00:15:19,025 --> 00:15:20,299 License and registration, please. 181 00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,702 This will be our last weekend, you know. It's starting to turn cold... 182 00:15:31,745 --> 00:15:35,977 Thank God! I'm bored of bathing! My poor skin... 183 00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:37,982 "Winter will be back again soon..." 184 00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:43,543 I wish I was in Nairobi instead. 185 00:15:43,585 --> 00:15:45,940 - What are you singing? - The anthem of the S.S. 186 00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:48,414 Well, you could have at least eaten something, no? 187 00:15:48,985 --> 00:15:51,499 - Do you feel better now? - No, I'm still cross! I wanted supplì. 188 00:15:51,545 --> 00:15:54,059 It's a disgrace that they didn't have any. We're not in the Congo, are we? 189 00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:57,262 - I really don't know... - I'd tell Mattei, if I were you. 190 00:15:58,505 --> 00:16:01,702 - You, come with me. - Aren't we going to wait for Rico to pay? 191 00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:03,377 He won't be paying for anything, let's go. 192 00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:07,693 - What's going on? - Nothing, just playing a little prank on Rico. I'll explain later. 193 00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:10,384 - Come on, let's go. It's late! - Are we going? 194 00:16:17,825 --> 00:16:21,864 - Waiter! The bill. - Is that everything? - Of course. - 2,000 lire. 195 00:16:21,985 --> 00:16:23,703 Ah! The prices have really dropped... 196 00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:37,138 Petrol? 197 00:16:39,945 --> 00:16:41,094 4-star. 198 00:16:41,745 --> 00:16:44,020 Get your hands off me! My friends will be here in a moment. 199 00:16:44,145 --> 00:16:46,818 - No, they already left! - Ah... 200 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,417 Hey! What are you doing?! 201 00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:52,901 Thief! Thief! Stop him! Get him! 202 00:16:56,345 --> 00:16:59,223 - Not bad reflexes, eh? - Help! 203 00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:02,893 Come here! Oh, my God! 204 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:09,457 - He's... he's not moving. - He must have hit his head. 205 00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:12,537 - He's dead! - Oh! 206 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:14,616 - It was you! - How is it my fault? 207 00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:17,896 - It is, you threw the broom. - I was only doing my duty. 208 00:17:17,945 --> 00:17:20,254 You were screaming "Thief! Thief!" So I intervened. 209 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,977 I have good reflexes, I'm an engineer. 210 00:17:22,025 --> 00:17:23,822 - You killed him... - Don't talk such nonsense. 211 00:17:23,865 --> 00:17:25,423 I've never killed anyone! 212 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,059 Come on, guys. We'll find something to drink down there. 213 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,704 And also something to eat. 214 00:17:46,585 --> 00:17:49,418 An English sniper, how did you spot him? 215 00:17:49,665 --> 00:17:51,018 Good shot, Lieutenant! 216 00:17:52,225 --> 00:17:54,534 I'm proud to fight alongside you, Lieutenant. 217 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,338 - The shame! - How disgraceful! 218 00:17:58,385 --> 00:18:00,899 - All for 2,000 lire. - What does 2,000 lire matter to me? 219 00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:03,823 - Then don't scream "Thief!" - He's moving! 220 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:04,900 He opened his eyes! 221 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:08,574 Don't crowd around, he needs air. Help me. 222 00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:11,338 Ah, Daddy! Is that you, Daddy?! 223 00:18:11,505 --> 00:18:13,416 - Come on, help me! - What are you doing? 224 00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:14,938 Let's get him in the car. 225 00:18:15,025 --> 00:18:16,936 I'll take him to the hospital, right away. 226 00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:19,380 - Hey, what about the 2,000 lire? - I'll pay it! 227 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,495 There was an accident. 228 00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:26,135 You fainted. By yourself, though. By yourself. 229 00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:35,940 What do you want? I told you already, it was an accident! 230 00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:40,658 It's nothing to do with me. What do you want from me? 231 00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:45,299 - Down to the right. - I have to turn here? Okay, I'm turning. 232 00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:01,463 - Slow. - Want me to slow down? Okay, slowing down. 233 00:19:05,425 --> 00:19:07,814 - Brake. - You want me to brake? Okay, I'm stopping. 234 00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:10,254 Here we are. 235 00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:12,461 Thanks for the ride, Sir! 236 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,135 And also for the 2 grand, of course. 237 00:19:26,705 --> 00:19:30,493 - Sir, what are you doing? Calm down! - Come back, you little son of a... 238 00:19:30,985 --> 00:19:33,977 - I was only kidding! You can't... - Stop, right now! 239 00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:36,177 What are you doing? Can't you take a joke? 240 00:19:38,705 --> 00:19:41,583 If it's about the 2,000 lire, I'll get it back to you. Even with interest! 241 00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:46,824 Rico, where have you been? You brought the police here? 242 00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:50,854 - Hey, guys, this guy can't take a joke! - Stop! 243 00:19:53,145 --> 00:19:55,784 - So he's a policeman? - Of course, he has a moustache. 244 00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:58,696 Hey, you'll get sand all over me! 245 00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:00,138 Come here! 246 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,017 - Come on Rico, let's swim out to sea! - Here I am! 247 00:20:02,065 --> 00:20:05,137 - You must love me if you're following me! - You paid the bill for us? 248 00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:07,494 - Come on in, Sir! - Dive in! 249 00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,337 - Come out! - This is the life! 250 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,095 - No, Rico! - Feel how warm the water is! 251 00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:15,216 I always get away with it... 252 00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:17,182 ... with a little help from our friend. 253 00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:20,857 Come back out, if you're man enough! 254 00:20:22,385 --> 00:20:24,945 - Excellence, where are you going? - Come back! 255 00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:28,421 - Hey, we were having fun! - Are you leaving us already? 256 00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,934 - Goodbye! - Goodbye, Sir! 257 00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:35,261 - Goodbye. - Thanks for paying the bill, and for the ride! 258 00:21:21,505 --> 00:21:22,574 What is it? 259 00:21:23,305 --> 00:21:25,057 Want some celery? 260 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,981 No... that won't work. 261 00:21:41,785 --> 00:21:45,698 Voilà, I knew it. 262 00:21:57,865 --> 00:21:59,457 No, the jack won't work. 263 00:22:09,185 --> 00:22:12,575 - God damn it! - Are you getting angry? 264 00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:17,095 Do what I do: I never get angry. 265 00:22:18,185 --> 00:22:20,335 I understand life, you see. 266 00:22:20,425 --> 00:22:24,498 You know when those terrible things happen, and it's enough to push you over the edge? 267 00:22:24,545 --> 00:22:28,936 Well, if I can fix it then I fix it, otherwise I just sleep. 268 00:22:30,025 --> 00:22:33,574 Anyway, if it can't be fixed then what's the use in getting angry? Don't you agree? 269 00:22:33,865 --> 00:22:35,981 What do you understand at your age? 270 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,903 Why? How old do you think I am? 271 00:22:39,145 --> 00:22:42,820 - 14. - Really? Why not just say 10, if you're going to be like that. 272 00:22:43,545 --> 00:22:44,898 How unpleasant. 273 00:22:46,305 --> 00:22:48,978 16... in November. 274 00:23:02,545 --> 00:23:05,855 - Go on, have some celery. It'll calm you down. - Is there a telephone around here? 275 00:23:05,945 --> 00:23:09,733 - Of course, there's not even electricity. - There must be a town around here. 276 00:23:09,985 --> 00:23:13,660 Yes, 2 hours away by donkey. But we don't have a donkey. 277 00:23:14,145 --> 00:23:15,498 A bicycle? 278 00:23:16,345 --> 00:23:21,738 No. Ah, but we have a hopper. You know... 279 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,180 But I have to get to the boarding school by this evening. 280 00:23:24,305 --> 00:23:26,614 Well, why don't you ask the guys for help? 281 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,616 - Ask who? Those jokers? - Yes. 282 00:23:28,665 --> 00:23:31,179 First the blonde one acts like a half-wit and then rips me off... 283 00:23:31,265 --> 00:23:34,621 - He always acts like that when he feels threatened.. - Sooner or later it'll land him in jail. 284 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,225 - Even when the military came to recruit at the school he acted like that. - What happened? 285 00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:40,541 Well, they wanted to put him in the engineers. 286 00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:45,902 - When you laugh, you look 10 years younger. - And how old is that? 287 00:23:46,745 --> 00:23:51,057 - Around forty. - Well, when I'm serious. 288 00:23:51,145 --> 00:23:55,377 - No, when you laugh. - I'm 39. 289 00:23:56,505 --> 00:23:59,144 Anyway, I don't even like celery. 290 00:23:59,185 --> 00:24:01,745 What does that matter? I don't even like it myself, I hate it! 291 00:24:01,865 --> 00:24:02,934 Then why are you eating it? 292 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,823 Well, since I'm like 19 feet tall, the celery will stunt my growth. 293 00:24:06,465 --> 00:24:08,456 Who put such nonsense in your head? 294 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:11,776 Some guy I was seeing for a while, he's an assistant to Luchino now. 295 00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:14,776 Okay, okay, okay, I give in. 296 00:24:16,785 --> 00:24:21,301 - Go on then, call them! - No, not now. They're bathing, you know? 297 00:24:21,985 --> 00:24:24,579 - Ah! Are you any good in the kitchen? - In the kitchen? - Yes! 298 00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:26,098 - Are you crazy? - Come on, come with me. 299 00:24:26,145 --> 00:24:29,342 - Where are you taking me? Wait! - Come on! - Where are we going? 300 00:24:30,185 --> 00:24:32,255 You're getting me all wet! 301 00:24:44,345 --> 00:24:46,700 Do they have to be in the water for much longer? 302 00:24:46,905 --> 00:24:49,180 - 24 hours. - What? 303 00:24:49,785 --> 00:24:53,061 - That's how you get rid of the smell, isn't it? - What are you talking about? 304 00:24:53,185 --> 00:24:56,700 - The onions. - No, I meant those wretched boys! 305 00:24:56,785 --> 00:24:58,503 Will they be bathing for much longer? 306 00:24:59,905 --> 00:25:02,863 Why? Are you bored of me already? 307 00:25:03,065 --> 00:25:05,704 No, it's nothing like that. I just have business to attend to.. 308 00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:07,975 What do you do for a living? No, wait, let me guess. 309 00:25:08,585 --> 00:25:11,736 So, you have a Spyder and also an old rust-bucket. 310 00:25:12,025 --> 00:25:15,301 - You're 40 years old. - 39, if you please. 311 00:25:15,345 --> 00:25:19,497 - And you have... a nice big shop! - No, I'm an engineer. 312 00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:22,423 Antonio Berlingheri, electromechanical engineer. 313 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,941 - An engineer? - Yes. - You're a real dragon! 314 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:27,823 I'm terrible at maths. Listen, Tonino, how do you chop peppers? 315 00:25:27,865 --> 00:25:31,062 - Widthwise, lengthwise? - Why, do you want to eat them raw? 316 00:25:31,145 --> 00:25:32,817 Yes, they have more flavour. 317 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:39,213 Right. Tuna, olives, anchovies, mustard... 318 00:25:40,425 --> 00:25:43,622 ... celery, celery, celery, there it is. 319 00:25:43,705 --> 00:25:47,744 Celery, onions, goat's cheese... 320 00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:50,897 - What are we missing? - Peppers. - Ah, that's it! 321 00:25:52,945 --> 00:25:54,776 - That's everything, isn't it? - Yes, that's everything. 322 00:25:55,025 --> 00:25:57,664 Why don't we put a little more mustard, eh? 323 00:25:58,385 --> 00:26:00,296 It's not like I have to eat it. 324 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:03,497 You can eat it, and you can digest it. 325 00:26:04,545 --> 00:26:06,775 So, do you all live together here? 326 00:26:06,905 --> 00:26:10,580 Well, we don't smell, you know. Come on, help me set the table. 327 00:26:12,785 --> 00:26:16,095 I had to leave the water first so I have to set the table. 328 00:26:16,185 --> 00:26:17,664 Why? Were you cold? 329 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:22,222 No, but I ripped my costume on a rock. Come on, give me a hand. 330 00:26:22,305 --> 00:26:24,978 So half my bum was showing, ha! 331 00:26:25,065 --> 00:26:27,454 - Do you have a speech impediment? - Ah, you noticed? 332 00:26:27,745 --> 00:26:29,975 Yes, I know, I can't pronounce my "S"s. 333 00:26:30,905 --> 00:26:34,818 Sassolino of Sassari. 334 00:26:35,265 --> 00:26:37,096 Well? Am I good in the kitchen or what? 335 00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:40,495 - Would you marry me? - What? 336 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:46,979 - I asked if you would marry me. - Me? 337 00:26:47,705 --> 00:26:49,661 That's 3 over 1,000, do you see? 338 00:27:01,825 --> 00:27:02,974 My wife. 339 00:27:03,865 --> 00:27:07,653 - Okay? A loss of 3 over 1,000. - Right... 340 00:27:07,745 --> 00:27:09,975 Besides, all we need do is investigate here. 341 00:27:12,025 --> 00:27:14,619 What are you laughing at? Wouldn't you marry me? 342 00:27:14,745 --> 00:27:18,260 Yes, of course, why not! We can have our honeymoon at Disneyland. 343 00:27:19,785 --> 00:27:24,336 - You really think I'm a child, don't you? - Well, you're 15. - 16. One-six! 344 00:27:26,425 --> 00:27:27,653 Close your eyes. 345 00:27:31,065 --> 00:27:32,976 Here. 346 00:27:33,025 --> 00:27:35,619 Imagine I'm a lady, okay? Seeing that you don't like girls... 347 00:27:35,665 --> 00:27:39,340 - Come on, close your eyes. Close them! - Alright... 348 00:27:41,425 --> 00:27:45,418 A woman, the kind you probably date, around 26 or 28 years old. 349 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:49,023 - Can you smell my perfume in the room? - Yes, it smells like onions. 350 00:27:49,105 --> 00:27:50,902 Stop messing around, you're annoying me. 351 00:27:50,945 --> 00:27:53,539 Anyway, our secret date... 352 00:27:53,665 --> 00:27:56,702 In order to deceive my husband I have platinum blonde hair... 353 00:27:56,825 --> 00:27:59,942 ... I take off my furs, my veil... 354 00:28:00,065 --> 00:28:02,056 - Your veil? - Well, I'm am almost 30. 355 00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:05,183 Advancing, mysterious and mischievous, I take off my gloves. 356 00:28:06,105 --> 00:28:11,463 I come closer, hug me, kiss me, I'm yours... 357 00:28:11,985 --> 00:28:13,782 Hug me, kiss me! 358 00:28:14,745 --> 00:28:17,464 - What do you feel? - Well, nothing in particular. 359 00:28:17,545 --> 00:28:20,139 Ah, thank goodness. So he's not... 360 00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:21,539 No, he's not. 361 00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:25,300 - This is Piero, have you two met? - A pleasure. 362 00:28:28,105 --> 00:28:31,495 - Hold on guys, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Berlingheri. - Time to eat! 363 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,496 - Hello, guys. - This is Antonio. 364 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,537 Ah, "Dr. Antonio"! From the soap opera? Is that you? 365 00:28:36,585 --> 00:28:38,894 - No, that's not me. - You'll eat something today, won't you? 366 00:28:38,945 --> 00:28:40,458 - Nice to meet you, Berling... - Are we eating? 367 00:28:40,505 --> 00:28:42,143 My darling! 368 00:28:42,545 --> 00:28:44,183 Is the food ready? 369 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:46,944 - I'm not eating. - No, you should eat. 370 00:28:47,065 --> 00:28:49,784 - I don't feel like it. - You're eating! 371 00:28:49,825 --> 00:28:51,383 I've made a salad that you'll love. 372 00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:53,734 - The nice gentleman helped me. - A pleasure, Berlingheri... 373 00:28:53,785 --> 00:28:56,618 - When are you changing boyfriend? - What did you put in it? 374 00:28:56,665 --> 00:28:59,259 The doctor told me to avoid carbohydrates. 375 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,660 - Then put some arsenic on her plate. - Stop it! 376 00:29:01,705 --> 00:29:05,061 Everything in there is really healthy: potatoes, onions, radishes, anchovies... 377 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:07,864 ... goat's cheese, olives and peppers, really healthy stuff. 378 00:29:07,945 --> 00:29:10,618 - And you know, this summer... - We'll be heading straight to the hospital... 379 00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:11,933 Well?! 380 00:29:12,545 --> 00:29:17,016 Listen, when someone older than you says hello, you answer him... 381 00:29:17,105 --> 00:29:19,619 ... and then introduce yourself. This is how one is supposed to behave. 382 00:29:19,745 --> 00:29:22,418 You get angry about everything! 383 00:29:22,545 --> 00:29:25,343 - Very well, I'll introduce myself. - Oh... - Sammy Davis Senior. 384 00:29:25,425 --> 00:29:27,655 - A pleasure. - That's right, Sammy Davis has a white father. 385 00:29:27,825 --> 00:29:29,577 Me. And I taught him everything! 386 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,937 - I get it. - That's nice. - You just don't like young people, do you? 387 00:29:42,065 --> 00:29:44,101 - Not particularly. - You're against the youth of today, aren't you? 388 00:29:44,145 --> 00:29:48,184 Even you must have been young once, probably a naughty little boy, too... 389 00:29:48,465 --> 00:29:52,219 - Yes, but a long, long time ago! - Come on, be quiet! 390 00:29:53,385 --> 00:29:55,535 The gentleman helped us out this morning... 391 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,098 ... and we even drained all his petrol... 392 00:29:57,145 --> 00:29:59,022 ... now his car is stuck in the sand, we should be helping him. 393 00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:02,455 - Come on guys, let's go! - Thank you. - Ah, no... 394 00:30:02,985 --> 00:30:06,136 Speaking of draining, how are we for whisky? 395 00:30:06,385 --> 00:30:08,740 We're down to the last reserves, we'll have to slow it down a bit. 396 00:30:08,865 --> 00:30:12,460 Did you hear that, Sir? We don't drink much... say, 3 litres? 397 00:30:12,585 --> 00:30:13,904 I see. 398 00:30:14,665 --> 00:30:17,133 Will that be enough? Come on then, let's go! 399 00:30:17,585 --> 00:30:19,143 So we've offended you, have we? 400 00:30:19,305 --> 00:30:22,217 What do you take us for, students? 401 00:30:22,465 --> 00:30:25,901 We'll help you get the car out... 402 00:30:26,065 --> 00:30:27,942 ... and you can go into the town and buy the whisky for us... 403 00:30:28,065 --> 00:30:30,533 ... then we can all sit down and drink it together, like good friends, okay? 404 00:30:30,585 --> 00:30:32,223 - There you go. - Deal? 405 00:30:32,305 --> 00:30:34,694 Okay, let's go. 406 00:30:34,785 --> 00:30:38,016 The advantages of friendship, always a good source for whisky| 407 00:30:39,385 --> 00:30:41,421 - Is it very heavy, Sir? - Easy, take it easy. 408 00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:45,693 Come on, push! 409 00:30:45,785 --> 00:30:49,744 - Will you buy me a packet of Marlboro? - One for me, too. - Alright, alright. 410 00:30:49,865 --> 00:30:53,494 - Sir, Sir, see if you can find that Diamonds album... - Quiet! 411 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,143 - The new one! - Okay, okay... 412 00:30:55,425 --> 00:30:58,098 Two packets of Kent for me, and also a copy of Annabella. 413 00:30:58,145 --> 00:31:01,535 - Oh, I'd like a copy of Annabella too! - You can get me a sexy blonde, Sir! 414 00:31:02,745 --> 00:31:06,863 - Come on, push! There you go. Goodbye! - Don't forget! 415 00:31:07,385 --> 00:31:09,455 - The whisky, too! - I've got it! 416 00:31:15,385 --> 00:31:19,981 That's it, wait for your whisky. Poor fools, why would I ever go back there? 417 00:31:20,425 --> 00:31:23,098 "Half my bum was showing..." What a way to talk! 418 00:31:23,345 --> 00:31:27,782 I can pronounce my "S"s right, can't I? Yessir! Sassolino of Sassari! 419 00:31:27,865 --> 00:31:31,744 Subsequently! Well, mine are perfect. 420 00:31:35,025 --> 00:31:36,777 Hey, where did you two come from? 421 00:31:37,225 --> 00:31:40,058 We've come to keep you company, Tonino, otherwise you'll get bored! 422 00:31:40,185 --> 00:31:42,176 I heard you talking to yourself, too. 423 00:31:42,265 --> 00:31:45,177 - So you don't trust me, then? - No. We're terrible, aren't we? 424 00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:48,497 - What do I know. - Also, we have to help you pick out the whisky... 425 00:31:48,585 --> 00:31:50,496 ... if not, who knows what kind of cheap brand you might come up with? 426 00:31:50,585 --> 00:31:52,621 Also, I had to make out with Piero. Isn't that right, Piero? 427 00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:58,584 Sir, I beg you, please put a little music on for us, otherwise I'll die! 428 00:31:58,625 --> 00:31:59,944 Yes, Ma'am. 429 00:32:01,265 --> 00:32:05,941 Hey, this guy travels incognito! It's Chief White Feather! 430 00:32:06,985 --> 00:32:10,057 What are you doing? Put that back, right now! 431 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,456 - Did you hear me? - I'm Moon Beam, your squaw! 432 00:32:15,505 --> 00:32:16,984 Put it back, right now! 433 00:32:18,585 --> 00:32:22,134 - Are you going to put it back or not? It's a present for my son. - Ah. 434 00:32:22,225 --> 00:32:23,704 I'm taking it to the boarding school. 435 00:32:24,545 --> 00:32:26,536 And I'm already late, damn it! 436 00:32:26,705 --> 00:32:30,141 - You have a son? So, you're married. - No, we're separated. 437 00:32:30,185 --> 00:32:33,336 Aren't you ashamed to keep your poor kid locked up in a boarding school like that? 438 00:32:33,665 --> 00:32:35,735 My son is very happy. 439 00:32:42,265 --> 00:32:44,984 I've spotted him already, my little rascal. 440 00:32:45,105 --> 00:32:49,257 - He's the second one in the third line. - No, yours is the third one in the second line. 441 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:52,695 Ah, you're right. They're all dressed alike, it's confusing. 442 00:32:52,785 --> 00:32:55,253 - Berlingheri! - Yes, Mother. 443 00:32:55,985 --> 00:32:58,943 - Hi, Maurizio. - Your father is here. 444 00:32:59,385 --> 00:33:02,900 - Yes, Mother. - You may kiss your father. - How are you? 445 00:33:03,745 --> 00:33:06,623 Good, the food is excellent, I'm studying hard... 446 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,663 ... and in my free time I like to play outside with the ball. 447 00:33:09,745 --> 00:33:12,817 Excellent, the next time I come I'll bring you a nice new ball. 448 00:33:12,945 --> 00:33:14,424 Oh, yes please, Father. Thank you. 449 00:33:14,985 --> 00:33:18,864 Soon we will be putting on a small play, and he has been given the part of Black Cloud. 450 00:33:18,945 --> 00:33:24,019 He's an Indian Chief, converted by missionaries who gets his head chopped off. 451 00:33:24,105 --> 00:33:28,178 So the little one would need a nice headdress or even a Tomahawk. 452 00:33:28,705 --> 00:33:32,015 - A...? - It's an Indian axe. - Ah, yes, of course. 453 00:33:32,105 --> 00:33:34,903 Then I'll bring you a nice Indian headdress, with all the feathers. 454 00:33:34,985 --> 00:33:37,215 - Thank you, Father. - Can I give him a kiss? - Of course. 455 00:33:37,305 --> 00:33:41,139 - Bye, Maurizio, be a good boy. - Off you go, Berlingheri. 456 00:33:46,385 --> 00:33:49,297 What does a 9-year-old child know about happiness, anyway? 457 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,933 Hey! That's enough. Enough now, okay? 458 00:33:58,305 --> 00:34:00,261 Hey, watch the road! 459 00:34:09,905 --> 00:34:12,260 Can I help you? Is it for your daughter? 460 00:34:12,345 --> 00:34:15,098 - Eh? No, no. I was just looking, really. - Please... 461 00:34:15,265 --> 00:34:19,543 - Sorry, but are they resistant on the back? - Oh, guaranteed, Sir. Just... just the bottom? 462 00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:22,983 - Sorry? - I mean, do you just want the bikini bottom or also the bra? 463 00:34:23,065 --> 00:34:25,977 Oh, Tonino, how lovely! Are you buying me a costume? Let me see... 464 00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:29,381 No, this is monstrous, this is awful, this is worse. 465 00:34:29,465 --> 00:34:33,378 Let's see over here. Let's see... no, horrible! 466 00:34:34,025 --> 00:34:37,540 This... this one! This one isn't bad, don't you think? 467 00:34:37,585 --> 00:34:40,145 This is less horrible. but what do you expect from this stuff? 468 00:34:40,185 --> 00:34:45,179 Do you like it? Say, how do I look? Do you like it, eh, Tonino? Thank you. 469 00:34:47,705 --> 00:34:49,502 Look what Tonino bought me! 470 00:34:50,345 --> 00:34:53,303 - Better get the bra as well. - Yes... 471 00:34:53,465 --> 00:34:55,103 - How much is that, sorry? - 9,000. 472 00:35:00,705 --> 00:35:04,254 God, it's so late. I'll drop everything off. 473 00:35:04,905 --> 00:35:08,898 Whisky, bathing costumes... I hope I make the boarding school before it closes. 474 00:35:09,425 --> 00:35:10,744 Jesus, I'm so tired! 475 00:35:17,905 --> 00:35:22,615 Ah! It's such a hard seat back there, my bum is all numb. 476 00:35:23,345 --> 00:35:25,734 - Did you take that shirt to the dry cleaner's? - Why? 477 00:35:26,145 --> 00:35:28,978 Looks like it shrunk in the wash. 478 00:35:40,665 --> 00:35:43,623 - What are you doing? - Drive, drive! 479 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:02,820 - Hey, follow it into the curves. - Yeah, follow yourself... 480 00:36:06,105 --> 00:36:07,697 140! 481 00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:18,377 Sparkling paintwork, top of the range performance. 482 00:36:18,505 --> 00:36:21,303 It can reach 185km/h in a matter of... 483 00:36:21,385 --> 00:36:24,855 That doesn't interest me. I never exceed 100km/h on principle. 484 00:36:59,065 --> 00:37:00,737 150! 485 00:37:00,865 --> 00:37:05,302 This is how fast James Dean was going when he died. I love it! 486 00:37:08,145 --> 00:37:13,853 WELL-KNOWN MILAN ENGINEER DIES IN SPYDER SMASH MAYOR EXPRESSES HIS SORROW 487 00:37:15,545 --> 00:37:18,343 The Mayor, though... 488 00:37:32,745 --> 00:37:34,940 You can slow down, Tony, we're here. 489 00:37:51,025 --> 00:37:53,061 Damn, what took you so long? 490 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:56,734 Hey, what can I do? Our friend likes to drive carefully. 491 00:37:57,905 --> 00:37:59,463 Francesca! 492 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:03,740 Come on. 493 00:38:13,505 --> 00:38:16,622 - Did you bring me my Marlboros? - Hey, did you buy me a copy of Annabella? 494 00:38:16,665 --> 00:38:19,975 What about my sexy blonde? 495 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:23,574 - And the Kents? - Here you go. - Thanks. 496 00:38:23,665 --> 00:38:27,624 - Hey, there isn't enough food here. - Bon appetit! 497 00:38:27,745 --> 00:38:30,817 - Flavio, can you pass me the bread? - Shall we go and eat in the bed together? 498 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:36,615 - Sit down Tonino, eat. - Okay, but only for 5 minutes. 499 00:38:37,665 --> 00:38:40,418 Smoked, too spicy for me. 500 00:38:42,025 --> 00:38:44,778 I am rather hungry Understandable, after that drive... 501 00:38:44,825 --> 00:38:48,420 - Come on... - I don't feel like it. - Just a little. - I don't feel like it! 502 00:38:48,585 --> 00:38:51,019 - Ah, come on, eat a little. - Okay, just a little. 503 00:38:51,145 --> 00:38:54,535 Mustard, please! In the air... 504 00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:56,297 And caught! 505 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,093 - It's good! Above all, very fresh. - Come on, eat! 506 00:38:59,145 --> 00:39:01,784 You know, natural foods are always the best, aren't they? 507 00:39:02,265 --> 00:39:03,857 Maria Grazia, can you pass me some bread? 508 00:39:08,865 --> 00:39:13,939 Well done, well done, well done Antonio. 509 00:39:15,505 --> 00:39:17,257 What do you want from me now? 510 00:39:17,385 --> 00:39:20,980 - Peppers? What about your gastritis? - Me? You're the one who has gastritis. 511 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,981 They're just messing with you, don't you get that, idiot? 512 00:39:25,065 --> 00:39:28,216 You're the idiot. I'm sure they find me very friendly. 513 00:39:28,305 --> 00:39:31,138 Come on, you're only hanging around because you like that girl. 514 00:39:31,265 --> 00:39:34,621 Who? Francesca "One-six"? I really don't see it. 515 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:37,424 - Then why are you making her drink? - Because she's thirsty. 516 00:39:37,545 --> 00:39:40,423 And in the car? Her legs, her naked belly? 517 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:44,254 Indifferent. Don't forget that I've seen my fair share of bellies. 518 00:39:44,385 --> 00:39:46,341 - Listen, Antonio... - Tonino. 519 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:51,419 My name is Tonino. Actually, Tony. You're Antonio! 520 00:39:52,385 --> 00:39:54,580 Tonino, what are you doing? Sleeping? 521 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,855 No, of course I'm not sleeping. Are you kidding? 522 00:39:56,985 --> 00:40:00,136 I'm sleeping. As soon as I sit at the table I lose my appetite and start feeling tired. 523 00:40:00,185 --> 00:40:02,699 Then I go to bed and can't sleep because I'm hungry again. 524 00:40:02,745 --> 00:40:06,215 - Who knows what's wrong with me... - Eating is so boring. 525 00:40:06,265 --> 00:40:09,655 One day you'll all realise the true joys of life, a good table of food, for example. 526 00:40:09,705 --> 00:40:11,900 Did you know that there are primitive people... 527 00:40:11,985 --> 00:40:14,863 ... for which eating is considered disgusting, it's considered a shame. 528 00:40:14,985 --> 00:40:18,261 - No... - Of course! They have to hide just to eat. 529 00:40:18,385 --> 00:40:22,060 Then, in broad daylight, they do things that would make us ashamed. 530 00:40:22,145 --> 00:40:24,340 You call that primitive? 531 00:40:24,385 --> 00:40:28,378 Well, I might be a traditionalist, but for some things... love, for example... 532 00:40:28,505 --> 00:40:30,860 ... I prefer being away from prying eyes. 533 00:40:31,225 --> 00:40:34,217 Not like those two over there, for example. Are they at least engaged? 534 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,857 Yes, of course. He's engaged to her cousin... 535 00:40:36,025 --> 00:40:38,823 ... and she's engaged to a guy who serves in the army at Pavia. 536 00:40:38,865 --> 00:40:42,096 - Ah... - Toto and Tata, behave yourselves! The gentleman is watching you. 537 00:40:42,145 --> 00:40:43,373 And he deplores you. 538 00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:46,138 Hey, listen, instead of deploring us... 539 00:40:46,305 --> 00:40:48,421 ... why don't you... lose that moustache? 540 00:40:48,585 --> 00:40:51,657 Don't you know that a man with a moustache possesses little... 541 00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:54,737 "Personality... Personality..." 542 00:40:54,865 --> 00:40:58,380 - Who says so? What about Stalin? - Or Hitler. 543 00:40:58,505 --> 00:41:03,454 Ugh, all you talk about is Stalin and Hitler. Let's talk about Sinatra for once. 544 00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:06,463 There are also hygienic reasons, too. The moustache, for example... 545 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:10,134 ... catches perspiration in the summer, and cold microbes in the winter. 546 00:41:10,265 --> 00:41:11,778 You're a real poet, you know that? 547 00:41:13,585 --> 00:41:18,056 - What do you think, do you like them? - I don't know, perhaps you should lose it. 548 00:41:18,105 --> 00:41:21,017 Don't you think you'd look better without? 549 00:41:21,945 --> 00:41:25,904 Ugh! I told you, we're just friends. 550 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:29,415 - Perhaps now would be the time to get a little closer, no? - No, no way. 551 00:41:29,505 --> 00:41:33,498 Sorry, but if someone was acting like this with your sister, what would you say? 552 00:41:33,585 --> 00:41:35,223 - What do I care? - Oh, good... 553 00:41:35,345 --> 00:41:37,654 Marina, what are you always writing? A diary? 554 00:41:37,785 --> 00:41:39,662 - No, my sins. - What sins? 555 00:41:39,745 --> 00:41:43,579 Mine. Since I have a short attention span... 556 00:41:43,705 --> 00:41:47,584 ... sometimes things happen to me and then, when I go to confession... 557 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:50,856 ... I can't remember anything. This way if anything happens to me... 558 00:41:50,905 --> 00:41:53,817 ... I write it all down, that way I remember. Good, isn't it? 559 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,461 And the china-girl? Wasn't she supposed to come with Gibì? 560 00:41:56,505 --> 00:42:00,020 She's not coming, but if she was then you better stay far away from her. 561 00:42:00,065 --> 00:42:04,104 - The china-girl is mine. - What do you mean, I knew her first. 562 00:42:04,225 --> 00:42:08,218 Anyway, I'm very nice, that's what she told me. 563 00:42:08,305 --> 00:42:11,103 - Will you stop that? - Saint Francesca... 564 00:42:11,265 --> 00:42:14,098 Calm down, we all know that the only one she has eyes for is me. 565 00:42:14,225 --> 00:42:15,817 Enough! 566 00:42:15,905 --> 00:42:17,623 - Ridiculous! - She's not coming anyway. 567 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,895 Do you know the joke about the family of vampires? 568 00:42:19,945 --> 00:42:22,300 No. A joke? Let's hear it, let's hear it... 569 00:42:22,425 --> 00:42:26,418 Anyway, Dracula says to his son: "Boy, drink your soup, otherwise it'll clot." 570 00:42:29,185 --> 00:42:31,380 I'm sorry, but that's disgusting. 571 00:42:31,705 --> 00:42:33,935 No, if I may, I'll tell one myself... 572 00:42:34,145 --> 00:42:35,942 ... though mine is slightly different: it's clean. 573 00:42:36,665 --> 00:42:38,337 Anyway, how did it go... 574 00:42:41,825 --> 00:42:43,383 - Alberghetti! - Yes? 575 00:42:43,905 --> 00:42:46,135 - Have you heard the one about the jam? - No, no, go on. 576 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:50,780 It's a good one. A man goes into a grocery store and says: 577 00:42:51,825 --> 00:42:53,816 "Give me a jar of Stripe Jam." 578 00:42:53,865 --> 00:42:58,780 "I'm sorry", the shopkeeper replies. "We don't have it in stripes, just plain." 579 00:42:58,865 --> 00:43:00,662 That's good, that's a good one! 580 00:43:01,985 --> 00:43:04,783 At the grocery store a man asks for a jar of jam. 581 00:43:04,825 --> 00:43:08,181 And the shopkeeper says: "I'm sorry, we only have it in stripes." 582 00:43:10,105 --> 00:43:13,381 No, I made a mistake. I forgot the most important thing. 583 00:43:13,465 --> 00:43:17,014 A man goes to the grocery store and asks for a jar of Stripe Jam. 584 00:43:17,065 --> 00:43:20,614 And the shopkeeper says: "We don't have Stripe Jam, just stripes." 585 00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:22,059 Wait... 586 00:43:22,345 --> 00:43:25,257 No, no. Ignore that last one. 587 00:43:26,025 --> 00:43:29,222 A man asks a the shopkeeper for a jar of Stripe Jam... 588 00:43:29,265 --> 00:43:30,823 ... and the shopkeeper replies... 589 00:43:32,345 --> 00:43:34,984 Yes, that's it. The shopkeeper says: "We don't have any Stripe Jam..." 590 00:43:36,785 --> 00:43:38,616 A man goes into the grocery store and asks: 591 00:43:38,705 --> 00:43:41,014 "Do you have a jar of Stripe Jam?" 592 00:43:41,065 --> 00:43:43,863 "No", says the shopkeeper, "No Stripe, but we do have it in stripes." 593 00:43:43,905 --> 00:43:46,465 "We only have plain!" We only have plain! 594 00:43:46,905 --> 00:43:50,580 - Wow, really? - That was terrible. 595 00:43:50,665 --> 00:43:52,144 It's old, too. 596 00:43:52,185 --> 00:43:54,779 They told that one to Godfrey of Bouillon and it was so bad... 597 00:43:54,825 --> 00:43:58,420 ... that he went off to fight the Holy Wars and never came back. 598 00:44:00,385 --> 00:44:01,784 Everyone out, come on! 599 00:44:16,065 --> 00:44:18,295 Francesca, I should get going. 600 00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:21,458 Hold on, don't you want to see the costume that you bought for me? 601 00:44:29,265 --> 00:44:31,620 Oh, you naughty old man! 602 00:44:38,425 --> 00:44:41,861 Too skinny, you can see her ribs. 603 00:44:42,545 --> 00:44:45,013 A herring, a sardine. 604 00:44:51,585 --> 00:44:53,780 How do I look? Do you like it? 605 00:44:57,425 --> 00:45:01,703 Well, what do you think? It seems a little loose here, don't you think? 606 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,583 - Loose? - Just a little. - Where? 607 00:45:03,665 --> 00:45:05,895 Well, the water will make it tighter. 608 00:45:10,665 --> 00:45:11,939 Francesca. 609 00:45:12,505 --> 00:45:14,700 - Where are you going? - Outside, with the others. 610 00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:18,500 - No, stay here with me for a while. - Sorry but weren't you in a rush? 611 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:22,538 No, no. I'm not in a rush. And anyway, as you saw before... 612 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,661 With my car I can do 160 km/h. 613 00:45:24,705 --> 00:45:26,661 Ah, well then... 614 00:45:26,985 --> 00:45:29,818 Shall we listen to some music. Put something on the record player? 615 00:45:31,945 --> 00:45:34,015 How the hell does this thing work? 616 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:58,698 When it gets to this part it makes me want to cry. 617 00:45:59,785 --> 00:46:01,104 Why? 618 00:46:01,665 --> 00:46:06,614 - I like it so much. - I like you, too. I like you a lot, Francesca. 619 00:46:06,705 --> 00:46:09,981 You're beautiful, desirable... I like you. 620 00:46:10,145 --> 00:46:14,855 I'm a monster. My face is a mess. I eat too much, and it shows. 621 00:46:14,985 --> 00:46:18,739 - What's my tongue like? - Beautiful, just like the rest of you. 622 00:46:19,265 --> 00:46:20,823 You're extraordinary. 623 00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:24,578 What are you laughing at? 624 00:46:26,905 --> 00:46:29,738 Tonino, you've gone all cross-eyed! 625 00:46:29,785 --> 00:46:31,980 Anyway, why don't you cut it out? 626 00:46:32,425 --> 00:46:33,778 Who do you take me for? 627 00:46:33,865 --> 00:46:37,540 First you flirt with me and then... do you think I'm one of your kids out there? 628 00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,104 I'm a man. 629 00:46:39,705 --> 00:46:41,024 Come here. 630 00:46:42,505 --> 00:46:47,021 Come here. Ah! God damn cigarette! 631 00:46:48,545 --> 00:46:50,934 - Oh, poor Tonino, did you hurt yourself? - No. 632 00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:54,377 - Your hair, Francesca... - Movie. 633 00:46:54,425 --> 00:46:56,177 - Your hair... - Movie. 634 00:47:00,265 --> 00:47:02,221 Movie. 635 00:47:06,425 --> 00:47:09,383 What am I doing here? 10,000 for a bathing costume... 636 00:47:09,505 --> 00:47:13,976 The petrol, the hotel bill, another 10,000 lire on whisky... 637 00:47:14,105 --> 00:47:16,778 ... whisky I haven't even touched yet. Actually, I'll drink some now. 638 00:47:17,665 --> 00:47:19,462 I'm throwing away a lot of money. 639 00:47:19,705 --> 00:47:20,854 Best to just leave. 640 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:23,382 Don't go any further, otherwise you're out of focus. 641 00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:25,939 Rico, Veniero, lift her up! 642 00:47:25,985 --> 00:47:27,020 Come on, quickly, let's go! 643 00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:28,857 - Hold her legs. - Is that okay? 644 00:47:28,905 --> 00:47:31,021 Quickly. Come on, a little higher, that's it, good. 645 00:47:31,065 --> 00:47:34,137 - Go on! - More sensual, moisten your lips. 646 00:47:34,545 --> 00:47:36,900 Completely awful, don't you think? 647 00:47:37,025 --> 00:47:39,141 - The worst actors I've ever seen. - Marina is so wooden. 648 00:47:39,185 --> 00:47:40,857 Hey guys, our friend is leaving! 649 00:47:40,905 --> 00:47:42,896 Get him! 650 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,499 He's leaving for the Holy Wars! 651 00:47:45,705 --> 00:47:48,299 Sir, wave "bye bye" to the camera. 652 00:47:48,905 --> 00:47:51,578 - Let's make him act out a love scene! - Yes! 653 00:47:52,145 --> 00:47:53,737 Come on, Sir, it'll be quick! 654 00:47:54,185 --> 00:47:56,494 - Come on, let's go! - Get off me. - With that face? 655 00:47:56,545 --> 00:47:58,263 I find his face to be quite nice. 656 00:47:58,385 --> 00:48:02,424 - Yes, of course. Not ugly, but... - He has something of Marlon Brando in him. 657 00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:03,773 - Yes, the same shoes! - Thank you... 658 00:48:03,905 --> 00:48:07,454 Take your positions for the love scene, come on! Marina and Marlon Brando! 659 00:48:07,545 --> 00:48:10,298 Are you going to let go of me or not? Get off me! 660 00:48:11,185 --> 00:48:14,621 - Down, down, roll in the sand. - Like in "From Here to Eternity". 661 00:48:14,745 --> 00:48:16,701 - No, I'll do it. - No, I want to do it. 662 00:48:16,785 --> 00:48:19,936 - I'm better at love scenes. - Yes, Francesca is better. 663 00:48:20,705 --> 00:48:22,741 Don't worry, Marina, you can practice on me later. 664 00:48:23,185 --> 00:48:25,779 Come on, Francesca, my love, you look like a puppet standing there! 665 00:48:26,265 --> 00:48:28,062 Veniero, give that cane to the gentleman... 666 00:48:28,185 --> 00:48:31,063 ... he whips Francesca, she gives in, then they kiss. 667 00:48:31,185 --> 00:48:33,653 Yes, I'll give it to him, but a stick from a birch tree would be better. 668 00:48:33,705 --> 00:48:36,094 - Why? - I get flogged quite often... 669 00:48:36,225 --> 00:48:39,103 ... and it's always with sticks from a birch tree. 670 00:48:39,185 --> 00:48:41,096 Get back to nursery school, you... 671 00:48:41,225 --> 00:48:44,422 Everyone out of the shot! Sir, you have to whip Francesca. Get down! 672 00:48:44,665 --> 00:48:45,859 Stop messing around, guys. 673 00:48:45,905 --> 00:48:48,942 - Yes, really whack her hard! - Out of the way! Ready? 674 00:48:49,825 --> 00:48:51,463 Go on, hit her! Hit her! 675 00:48:51,545 --> 00:48:53,979 I really will hit her, in a minute! 676 00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:56,976 - Harder! - Harder! 677 00:48:57,105 --> 00:48:59,096 No, with feeling! I want to see the hate in your eyes! 678 00:49:00,905 --> 00:49:03,658 Grab his arm, implore to him! Whip her slowly, Sir! 679 00:49:03,705 --> 00:49:06,538 - Take that! - You're suffering, in unbearable pain! 680 00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:09,458 A scream! Okay, stop! Now, kiss! 681 00:49:09,985 --> 00:49:17,619 - Kiss, kiss... ah, there you go. - That's it! That's it! That's it! 682 00:49:23,025 --> 00:49:25,459 Oh, we're out of film, what a shame! 683 00:49:26,705 --> 00:49:28,935 This is the kind of thing they censor. 684 00:49:34,545 --> 00:49:35,898 Swimming. 685 00:49:37,985 --> 00:49:40,977 Swimming, everyone in the water! 686 00:49:43,825 --> 00:49:46,703 Tonino, are you coming? Come on! 687 00:49:47,225 --> 00:49:50,979 Yes, swimming straight after eating, with all those peppers in your stomach. 688 00:49:51,105 --> 00:49:54,814 - What about a costume? - Inside, we have thousands! 689 00:50:02,585 --> 00:50:05,702 Who started this swimming craze? 690 00:50:12,745 --> 00:50:14,576 Watch out for Veniero! 691 00:50:37,465 --> 00:50:40,502 Jesus! This isn't warm at all, it's freezing! 692 00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:45,062 - Come on, Tonino! Come on! - I'm coming, I'm coming! 693 00:50:47,705 --> 00:50:48,899 Wait for me! 694 00:50:51,305 --> 00:50:53,296 This must be 50 below freezing! 695 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,858 Hey, you look good with wet hair! 696 00:50:56,985 --> 00:51:00,455 Look, he has a fringe as well! What a lovely fringe! 697 00:51:00,785 --> 00:51:02,935 - He looks just like Cleopatra! - He looks like a whale! 698 00:51:03,065 --> 00:51:06,614 - Show me how you swim, come on! - Actually, a walrus, with that moustache! 699 00:51:07,505 --> 00:51:11,180 Look at Sir go, miraculous, floating! 700 00:51:11,385 --> 00:51:14,741 "Take him to the sea..." 701 00:51:15,745 --> 00:51:18,259 Berlingheri, show us some impersonations. 702 00:51:18,385 --> 00:51:21,024 Why don't you do the baron? 703 00:51:21,065 --> 00:51:25,502 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the baron, relieving himself in the sea. 704 00:51:39,105 --> 00:51:42,063 Now watch how the aristocrat swims. 705 00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:47,261 - How awful... - What a character! 706 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,455 - How awful... - He's such a child. 707 00:51:49,505 --> 00:51:51,018 How awful. 708 00:51:51,265 --> 00:51:54,894 - How awful, how awful. - Wonderful. 709 00:51:55,785 --> 00:51:57,741 And now, your attention please! Watch, as I... 710 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,935 No, that's enough! 711 00:52:00,025 --> 00:52:02,016 - First one to the rock! - Yes! 712 00:52:06,865 --> 00:52:08,901 - Come on, come on! - Toto, come on! 713 00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:10,813 Wait for me! 714 00:52:18,425 --> 00:52:20,575 At that pace, they'll be worn out in 20 metres. 715 00:52:30,705 --> 00:52:32,980 - I'm getting out. - No, come here! 716 00:52:43,505 --> 00:52:45,257 Rico? 717 00:52:49,305 --> 00:52:54,584 Oh, God, what's this feeling? I knew it... the peppers. Stay calm. 718 00:52:55,145 --> 00:52:59,024 Inhale, exhale. It's nothing, impossible... 719 00:52:59,945 --> 00:53:04,382 What's wrong with me? No, I might drown here. Don't be afraid... 720 00:53:04,505 --> 00:53:06,177 Help! Help! 721 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,098 Help! 722 00:53:11,545 --> 00:53:13,501 Hel-- help! 723 00:53:15,665 --> 00:53:17,337 I'm drowning, I'm an engineer! 724 00:53:18,545 --> 00:53:20,217 Help! 725 00:53:21,585 --> 00:53:24,975 Interesting, I've never watched an engineer die before. 726 00:53:25,625 --> 00:53:27,024 I'm drownin-- 727 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:38,524 ENGINEER BERLINGHERI PERISHES AMONG THE WAVES PRESIDENT BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS 728 00:53:47,785 --> 00:53:51,380 - It could have happened to me. - Well, it happened to him. 729 00:53:51,585 --> 00:53:55,134 - I know, but it could have been me, couldn't it? - But it wasn't. 730 00:53:55,225 --> 00:53:57,614 If it had been me, what would you have done? 731 00:53:57,905 --> 00:54:01,181 What do I know? All I know is that it didn't happen to you. 732 00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:04,024 - I know, but it could have... - Make way, make way! 733 00:54:04,105 --> 00:54:06,175 I don't know if I have enough light. 734 00:54:06,265 --> 00:54:08,540 Now we'll film: "Death of an Engineer". 735 00:54:08,945 --> 00:54:10,378 I'll send this to the Venice Film Festival! 736 00:54:10,745 --> 00:54:13,543 - Christ, he's not dead after all! - He's alive! Tonino... 737 00:54:13,665 --> 00:54:15,815 - Chuck him back in the water. - Why? 738 00:54:15,945 --> 00:54:18,823 Well, it's like with a horse: if you fall off, you should get back on... 739 00:54:18,945 --> 00:54:20,424 ... to overcome your fear. 740 00:54:20,545 --> 00:54:22,775 You were about to drown, right? So we should chuck you back in the water... 741 00:54:22,865 --> 00:54:25,060 ... and get you swimming again, okay? 742 00:54:26,225 --> 00:54:27,544 What? 743 00:54:30,665 --> 00:54:33,054 Go to hell, idiot! 744 00:54:33,265 --> 00:54:35,335 Did you hear that?! 745 00:54:35,385 --> 00:54:37,740 Give me a hand, let's get the survivor away from the water. 746 00:54:37,785 --> 00:54:40,982 "It's the cha cha cha of the drowned man..." 747 00:54:41,385 --> 00:54:46,379 "... who told us to... go to hell!" 748 00:55:18,585 --> 00:55:20,735 - What are you doing? - A nice little dance I learned. 749 00:55:20,905 --> 00:55:23,021 - A vulgar little dance, you mean. - No... 750 00:55:24,945 --> 00:55:28,017 - In Saint Tropez they all do it. - Yes, but back here it just looks vulgar. 751 00:55:28,705 --> 00:55:32,141 I tell you, I'm so tired of this life... 752 00:55:32,305 --> 00:55:35,695 I've tried everything, you know. Women of all races, of all ages. 753 00:55:35,825 --> 00:55:39,784 I've experienced all kinds of sensations, and now I just feel nothing but cold. 754 00:55:39,905 --> 00:55:42,499 Dona, you have to help me: 755 00:55:42,625 --> 00:55:45,093 Tell me that you love me. But you must tell me right now, okay? 756 00:55:45,145 --> 00:55:49,457 You may still be able to save me! Say "yes" or "no", I beg you. 757 00:55:50,025 --> 00:55:51,697 - Listen... - Yes? 758 00:55:51,905 --> 00:55:54,578 Do you think there's some cheese left in the fridge? 759 00:55:55,825 --> 00:55:59,135 - You know, I'm rather hungry myself. - Shall we? - Let's go and have a look. - Okay. 760 00:55:59,185 --> 00:56:01,062 Have you ever seen black people dance? 761 00:56:01,305 --> 00:56:04,775 Attention, please! Watch me do an impersonation! 762 00:56:04,825 --> 00:56:06,577 - Make us laugh! - Let's hear it! 763 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:09,059 I'm from Milan, I'm an engineer and therefore you must respect me! 764 00:56:09,185 --> 00:56:12,416 Oh God, I'm laughing so much it hurts! 765 00:56:12,585 --> 00:56:15,383 You're an artist. I promise to come and applaud you every night. 766 00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:17,655 - Does anyone have a light? - Who has my Marlboros? 767 00:56:17,785 --> 00:56:20,618 - I have the Kents, you want one? - Who has the Marlboros? 768 00:56:20,665 --> 00:56:23,338 - Doesn't anyone has a light? - Where did those matches go? 769 00:56:23,385 --> 00:56:26,183 Who stole my lighter? 770 00:56:26,265 --> 00:56:28,938 - Where was he? - Where did you find him? 771 00:56:29,225 --> 00:56:31,295 He was outside, all alone, getting soaked. 772 00:56:31,465 --> 00:56:34,025 Put him in the kitchen, so he dries out, otherwise he'll catch a cold. 773 00:56:34,065 --> 00:56:35,134 And offer him a whisky. 774 00:56:35,185 --> 00:56:37,983 - Come on, let's see some more! - Okay, guess who this is... 775 00:56:38,105 --> 00:56:41,893 "Shh, shh, take it easy! Alright..." 776 00:56:42,265 --> 00:56:45,416 "Do you have a home? Then go home!" 777 00:56:45,545 --> 00:56:46,739 - I know! - Who is it? 778 00:56:46,865 --> 00:56:49,698 - Gassman! - I can't believe you got it so quickly! 779 00:56:49,745 --> 00:56:53,181 I don't look bad like this, with a half-smile. 780 00:56:54,065 --> 00:56:58,422 Of course, I've put on a little weight. Swelling, more than anything. 781 00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:00,781 Don't worry, it's just the sea air. 782 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:04,742 Perhaps being so tired gives me a more interesting expression. 783 00:57:06,465 --> 00:57:09,298 - Are you feeling better, Tonino? - Me? I'm great, thank you. 784 00:57:09,425 --> 00:57:12,303 Oh, my! You have a face like a cigarette butt. 785 00:57:12,425 --> 00:57:14,780 - I wouldn't be surprised. - Drink. 786 00:57:16,225 --> 00:57:19,535 - It's nothing but whisky! - Yes, I put a little in. 787 00:57:19,665 --> 00:57:22,498 It's a pick-me-up, you lovely fool! 788 00:57:24,385 --> 00:57:26,057 "Lovely fool..." 789 00:57:27,145 --> 00:57:29,978 Francesca makes me laugh with this new adult of hers. 790 00:57:30,105 --> 00:57:33,063 - I find it a bit disgusting. - What does she see in him, anyway? 791 00:57:34,225 --> 00:57:37,934 - Well, he's not that bad. - Come on, he's falling to pieces. 792 00:57:38,065 --> 00:57:41,421 - He's ancient. - Even older than that, he's a dinosaur. 793 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:42,944 Coffee! 794 00:57:43,025 --> 00:57:46,654 Oh, lovely Francesca... You look good with a bit of blonde. 795 00:57:47,185 --> 00:57:50,416 No, it's awful, I hate it. I'm never going to salon again.. 796 00:57:50,465 --> 00:57:53,537 - I'll cut it myself. - We were just talking about your Northerner. 797 00:57:53,665 --> 00:57:57,817 - You know, he's not that bad. - No, he's not bad... 798 00:57:57,945 --> 00:58:00,698 - Poor thing, he's obsessed with me, what was I suppose to do? - Well! 799 00:58:00,745 --> 00:58:04,021 - Make sure you put the cups back, thanks. - Francesca! - Bye. 800 00:58:04,505 --> 00:58:06,942 Francesca! Come and sing us a song! 801 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:10,543 Will you write the lyrics down for me, Marina? 802 00:59:24,025 --> 00:59:26,664 Tonino, what have you done? Did you lose the moustache? 803 00:59:26,825 --> 00:59:28,702 No, I didn't lose it. I shaved it off. 804 00:59:28,865 --> 00:59:31,140 Let's see your profile. 805 00:59:32,785 --> 00:59:36,255 No, you looked better before. Put it back. 806 00:59:39,505 --> 00:59:41,973 - It's just his face that isn't right. - And the rest. 807 00:59:47,185 --> 00:59:49,494 The china-girl's here! The china-girl! 808 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:53,504 The china-girl's here, by beautiful yellow doll! 809 00:59:54,025 --> 00:59:55,140 Hi! 810 00:59:55,265 --> 00:59:56,778 I'll just go and grow it back. 811 00:59:57,985 --> 01:00:00,021 - Welcome. - Hi. 812 01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:03,176 - Damn, my sister is there too. - Who are they? 813 01:00:03,225 --> 01:00:05,102 People who want to be in our gang. 814 01:00:05,145 --> 01:00:07,818 - Don't worry, I can show her around. - You won't while I'm here. 815 01:00:07,865 --> 01:00:10,777 Do you think I should write "tour guide" on my t-shirt? 816 01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:13,058 Get under here! 817 01:00:13,705 --> 01:00:15,821 - Hey, guys! - Hi, Gibì. 818 01:00:16,465 --> 01:00:19,502 My beautiful yellow baby! 819 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:23,221 Inside, inside! 820 01:00:24,825 --> 01:00:27,942 - Ah, your annoying sister is here, too. - Shh, are you crazy...? 821 01:00:27,985 --> 01:00:29,657 - Hi, everyone! - Hi, Carla, how's it going? 822 01:00:30,465 --> 01:00:31,580 Same old friends, eh? 823 01:00:31,705 --> 01:00:33,935 If you ever introduce me to one of those friends of yours... 824 01:00:33,985 --> 01:00:37,341 - May I introduce the child of the orient. Francesca. - Nice to meet you. 825 01:00:37,465 --> 01:00:39,217 - How are you, Francesca? - Hey, Gibì. 826 01:00:40,025 --> 01:00:42,539 We're just stopping by, we'll be off again once it stops raining. 827 01:00:42,665 --> 01:00:44,781 Gibì's afraid we're going to steal his china-girl. 828 01:00:44,905 --> 01:00:47,419 - Gibì, what's wrong? Are you in a hurry? - No. - Calm down, sit. 829 01:00:47,585 --> 01:00:50,019 Just sit down and rest for a moment. There, that's it. 830 01:00:50,065 --> 01:00:51,783 - Take your hat off. - But I don't need to rest. 831 01:00:51,825 --> 01:00:54,578 You only just got here, you can at least stay for a while, can't you?ì 832 01:00:57,985 --> 01:01:00,658 If not, you know what we can do? 833 01:01:00,785 --> 01:01:04,744 If you really have to go, then go! Just leave us with the nice oriental... 834 01:01:06,345 --> 01:01:11,021 And the other 250 million Chinese people? Are they as beautiful as you? 835 01:01:11,145 --> 01:01:13,784 Because, if they are, we're all leaving for China. 836 01:01:14,585 --> 01:01:16,177 Dance? 837 01:01:16,785 --> 01:01:18,662 Dance, cha cha cha? 838 01:01:18,785 --> 01:01:20,901 - Let's go! - Let's go and dance... 839 01:01:43,265 --> 01:01:46,143 Shall we dance? 840 01:01:49,825 --> 01:01:52,214 Listen, Francesca, when can I talk to you ? 841 01:01:52,305 --> 01:01:56,776 - Ouch! Think about your steps, you squashed my foot! - Sorry... 842 01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:06,140 Oh! I absolutely have to dance the cha cha cha with out new friend. 843 01:02:14,465 --> 01:02:15,534 Whisky? 844 01:02:20,745 --> 01:02:22,736 Tonino, you drink too much! 845 01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:25,698 Me? Who do you take me for? One of those novices? 846 01:02:26,025 --> 01:02:29,461 No, no jumping, it hurts my stomach. 847 01:02:34,705 --> 01:02:37,344 - I'd love to be a man. - A man? Why? 848 01:02:37,945 --> 01:02:40,175 That way I can just go bald and not think about hair anymore. 849 01:02:40,745 --> 01:02:44,101 I could do it anyway... but my methusas wouldn't be happy. 850 01:02:44,705 --> 01:02:50,143 - "Methusas"? What does "methusas" mean? - Methusas, Methuselahs, parents. - Ah! 851 01:02:51,905 --> 01:02:54,180 - How old is your father, then? - Umm... 41. 852 01:02:56,705 --> 01:02:59,378 That's true, almost the same age as you. So you could be my father! 853 01:02:59,505 --> 01:03:02,781 - Just imagine that! - Yes, yes. 854 01:03:03,305 --> 01:03:04,818 Right, now it's my turn. 855 01:03:24,785 --> 01:03:26,013 Thanks. 856 01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:29,496 So, what, do you let people take your women away just like that? 857 01:03:35,025 --> 01:03:36,663 Come on, up! 858 01:03:38,425 --> 01:03:42,498 - How do you dance the cha cha cha? - Well, in a contained manner. 859 01:03:43,305 --> 01:03:45,216 Listen, darling sister, lend me 5,000 lire. 860 01:03:45,345 --> 01:03:48,178 - If it's enough, I'll get the china-girl. - You think I have that much lying around? 861 01:03:48,705 --> 01:03:50,104 Come on, don't be mean. 862 01:03:50,225 --> 01:03:51,863 On Tuesday I'll tell the old man that you're coming out with me... 863 01:03:51,905 --> 01:03:53,736 ... then you can do whatever you want can't you? 864 01:03:54,505 --> 01:03:55,574 Excuse me. 865 01:03:58,785 --> 01:04:01,299 - Well, what's he doing here? - He's a friend. 866 01:04:02,745 --> 01:04:05,464 Hey! This is my car's waterproof cover. 867 01:04:05,785 --> 01:04:07,935 Of course, poor thing, he was outside getting soaked. 868 01:04:07,985 --> 01:04:10,374 Better your car than him, no? Come on, dance! 869 01:04:15,545 --> 01:04:17,820 Hey, who turned it off?! 870 01:04:31,585 --> 01:04:34,224 Maria Grazia, are you coming to the Shaker with me tomorrow night? 871 01:04:34,305 --> 01:04:37,502 No, I'm tired of this life. I want to leave tomorrow. 872 01:04:37,545 --> 01:04:40,059 - I'm leaving for the Congo. - What will you do there? 873 01:04:40,185 --> 01:04:44,303 I'll cure leprosy. Like that doctor with the beard. 874 01:04:44,665 --> 01:04:46,621 Alright, but you could always leave another day. 875 01:04:46,745 --> 01:04:50,055 They have a new Cuban orchestra at the Shaker, it's amazing. 876 01:04:50,145 --> 01:04:51,817 Oh, really? 877 01:04:51,945 --> 01:04:53,219 Perhaps I'll drop by for 5 minutes... 878 01:04:53,545 --> 01:04:56,423 ... that way I can ask them where I have to sign up to fight for Castro. 879 01:07:37,425 --> 01:07:39,814 Francesca, darling... 880 01:07:46,105 --> 01:07:49,541 At my age. At 40, well, 39... 881 01:07:50,265 --> 01:07:52,938 ... in Africa they get married at 14... 882 01:07:53,345 --> 01:07:57,338 - Do you like Africa? - Tonino... - Yes? 883 01:07:57,705 --> 01:07:59,582 You're so silly. 884 01:08:07,905 --> 01:08:12,456 Francesca, Franceschina... I love you! I love you! I love you! 885 01:08:16,225 --> 01:08:18,500 How can you ruin such a beautiful moment?! 886 01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:21,219 Our new friend here jumped about 10 feet in the air! 887 01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:23,773 So, are you ready for the grand finale? 888 01:08:23,825 --> 01:08:27,101 Please don't, I hate that noise! 889 01:08:27,185 --> 01:08:30,143 - Sir, are you playing? - Do me a favour! 890 01:08:30,185 --> 01:08:34,178 - Where are you going, Sir? - Crazy, crazy stuff... 891 01:08:47,305 --> 01:08:51,457 Time, time... Ah! 1 minute and 2 seconds! 892 01:08:53,225 --> 01:08:55,978 Who are you? Berruti? 893 01:08:56,025 --> 01:08:58,778 Savages. That's all they are, savages. 894 01:09:01,305 --> 01:09:03,341 - What's wrong? - To work the land, that's where I'd send them, 895 01:09:03,385 --> 01:09:05,296 That's right, with a pick down in Kenya! 896 01:09:05,425 --> 01:09:07,495 Then they'll learn what it's like to live. 897 01:09:07,665 --> 01:09:08,939 No, you know what the funny thing is? 898 01:09:08,985 --> 01:09:12,773 - Everything's okay to them, isn't it? They don't care. - You're right. 899 01:09:13,945 --> 01:09:16,015 Me too, you know, I'm tired of these kids... 900 01:09:16,145 --> 01:09:19,182 ... they're all the same, so bland, so pretty. 901 01:09:20,105 --> 01:09:22,665 I need a real man, like you. 902 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:26,340 - With a dark beard, and not too many muscles... - Well... 903 01:09:26,385 --> 01:09:28,535 - Who doesn't know how to swim... - Well... 904 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:31,458 - Who might drown, even... - Just a moment, I'm not a swimmer... 905 01:09:32,265 --> 01:09:34,256 It's not my fault, it was that delinquent over there... 906 01:09:34,305 --> 01:09:36,614 ... who didn't lift a finger to help me. 907 01:09:36,665 --> 01:09:39,225 - But he was the one who saved you. - Who? 908 01:09:39,345 --> 01:09:42,894 He did. You were going down so he jumped in and saved you... 909 01:09:42,985 --> 01:09:44,543 ... how did you get back to shore, otherwise? 910 01:09:45,345 --> 01:09:49,099 Well, thanks a lot. To kill, it takes a man. 911 01:09:49,305 --> 01:09:52,217 Only a man can kill a man. Not that guy over there. 912 01:09:52,305 --> 01:09:56,503 - Why, have you killed a man? - Hmm? Yes, once, in Africa. 913 01:09:56,585 --> 01:10:00,373 Give me it back, Flavio! Don't you dare open it! 914 01:10:00,425 --> 01:10:01,824 Give me it! 915 01:10:02,225 --> 01:10:06,821 - Go on, read it! - Give me it! Please, it's mine! 916 01:10:07,865 --> 01:10:10,857 "List of experiences: Marina De Canzio, Year 10." 917 01:10:13,625 --> 01:10:16,458 "Let M touch me." 918 01:10:16,985 --> 01:10:19,453 - Mario, Maurizio, Marcello, Menelao? - Michelangelo! 919 01:10:19,505 --> 01:10:21,302 - Miranda! - Yes, Miranda! 920 01:10:21,345 --> 01:10:23,813 Shh, quiet! "Made out with A.P." 921 01:10:23,945 --> 01:10:25,776 A.P., A.P., A.P.... 922 01:10:26,025 --> 01:10:30,177 - Alvaro Penezzato? - Good going! - Him, too?! 923 01:10:30,385 --> 01:10:36,938 - Oh, wow! "Did X with M..." - You did X with M?! 924 01:10:37,065 --> 01:10:39,738 - Aren't you ashamed? - Don't you know he's not right in the head? 925 01:10:39,825 --> 01:10:42,897 - I hate all of you. - Come on, more, Flavio! 926 01:10:43,105 --> 01:10:45,744 - What are you doing? - Come on, Piero, we were having fun. 927 01:10:45,785 --> 01:10:47,855 - We were just playing. - The brave Anselmo... 928 01:10:47,905 --> 01:10:51,534 - Enough, find a different game. - What does that mean? 929 01:10:52,305 --> 01:10:56,935 Let's play the tower game! I'll throw you all down, except Marina. 930 01:10:56,985 --> 01:10:58,543 Get off! Get off! 931 01:10:58,825 --> 01:11:02,215 I'm here, he's there. In the middle of the dunes. Silence. 932 01:11:03,025 --> 01:11:05,016 I saw him right away, an English sniper. 933 01:11:05,225 --> 01:11:09,582 Pulled out my pistol and fired quickly. Hit him with one shot, and he's down. 934 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,616 Are we doing Mr. Universe? 935 01:11:12,225 --> 01:11:15,581 - Why, do you think you'll win? - Well... yes, I'm sure of it. 936 01:11:15,785 --> 01:11:18,857 So if I don't compete, it's just to give you a chance, kid. 937 01:11:19,225 --> 01:11:21,785 Piero, give me a hand, we'll move the sofa forward. 938 01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:24,661 - Hey, let's go and join in. - What are they doing? 939 01:11:24,745 --> 01:11:26,224 You have to compete too, now. 940 01:11:26,265 --> 01:11:27,300 - Come on, please... - But... 941 01:11:27,345 --> 01:11:30,257 - The jury is us girls and I'll vote for you! - No, no! 942 01:11:30,785 --> 01:11:34,061 Guys, leave it out, I said no. I'm not getting undressed, I'm sorry. 943 01:11:34,105 --> 01:11:35,538 I said no! 944 01:11:36,185 --> 01:11:38,540 Oh, alright, alright. 945 01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:44,456 Hey, Veniero has been working out! 946 01:11:44,865 --> 01:11:45,980 Piero! 947 01:11:48,905 --> 01:11:51,624 I might even do X with Piero, you know. 948 01:11:51,785 --> 01:11:54,345 - His pecs are too low. - Well done, well done. 949 01:11:58,545 --> 01:11:59,614 He should win... 950 01:12:03,705 --> 01:12:05,900 Hey, why don't you try working out? 951 01:12:06,065 --> 01:12:09,102 What do you think I've been doing?! 952 01:12:09,625 --> 01:12:11,741 Someone should cook him a proper meal. 953 01:12:13,665 --> 01:12:16,259 - Here we go! Here we go! - That's it, Sir! Well done! 954 01:12:17,065 --> 01:12:19,625 - What do you think? - Well, he has a bit of a belly. 955 01:12:19,745 --> 01:12:22,623 - He's kind of fat... - Maciste's uncle! 956 01:12:22,745 --> 01:12:27,216 - Hey... he looks like Mussolini. - Mussolini who? The pianist's father? 957 01:12:27,945 --> 01:12:30,220 Well done! Now line up! 958 01:12:30,465 --> 01:12:32,262 - Come on, line up! - We want a show... 959 01:12:36,025 --> 01:12:38,414 - May I speak? - Don't speak, just kiss me. 960 01:12:38,545 --> 01:12:40,615 - Let the china-girl decide! - Yes, go on! 961 01:12:40,705 --> 01:12:42,218 "For me, Piero is best!" 962 01:12:42,265 --> 01:12:44,495 It's true. Those who agree, raise your hands. Ouch... 963 01:12:44,745 --> 01:12:46,417 - Piero. - Yes, yes, yes... 964 01:12:46,465 --> 01:12:48,103 Alright, he gets my vote. 965 01:12:52,225 --> 01:12:54,978 Marina, write this one down for me. 966 01:12:55,185 --> 01:12:58,814 - Why is she kissing him? - Does second place get anything? 967 01:13:01,305 --> 01:13:03,978 - Where's our friend going? - Are you leaving? 968 01:13:04,305 --> 01:13:06,694 - Is he angry? - Why? 969 01:13:27,305 --> 01:13:28,897 How beautiful! 970 01:13:32,465 --> 01:13:33,978 And it's stopped raining. 971 01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:38,105 - How come you're all wet? - Never mind. 972 01:13:38,385 --> 01:13:42,742 - Oh, poor thing! - Francesca, you're a... 973 01:13:43,345 --> 01:13:46,815 - Get out of here. - What's wrong, Tonino? 974 01:13:47,225 --> 01:13:48,374 Nothing! 975 01:13:49,265 --> 01:13:51,301 - What are you, jealous? - No. 976 01:13:52,105 --> 01:13:54,744 - Is it because I kissed Piero? - No. 977 01:13:57,505 --> 01:13:59,097 There! Now we're even. 978 01:14:09,665 --> 01:14:12,225 Enough! I'll tell her that I'm leaving... 979 01:14:12,465 --> 01:14:14,660 ... that I'm going, because I can't take it anymore... 980 01:14:14,785 --> 01:14:17,140 ... that it's no use, because... 981 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:21,617 Why don't we get married? Francesca, I love you. 982 01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:25,262 You know, Francesca, Franceschina, we would be so good together! 983 01:14:25,425 --> 01:14:28,383 - We could do everything you ever wanted. - Will you take me on trips, too? 984 01:14:28,505 --> 01:14:32,293 Of course, all over the world. Acapulco, Calcutta, wherever you want. 985 01:14:32,345 --> 01:14:34,905 - To Ronca, too? - Ronca? Where's that? 986 01:14:35,025 --> 01:14:37,275 It's a small place near Perugia. 987 01:14:37,305 --> 01:14:39,865 My aunt lives there, I haven't seen her for years... 988 01:14:39,945 --> 01:14:43,301 ... and she promised me an aquamarine. And I want to go to Montecarlo... 989 01:14:43,345 --> 01:14:45,415 ... I just love roulette, with the little ball going around! 990 01:14:45,465 --> 01:14:47,342 And I should tell you: I'm quite good at losing. 991 01:14:47,385 --> 01:14:50,343 Well... we'll spend some time at the house together too, won't we? 992 01:14:50,425 --> 01:14:53,940 - Oh, we have a house? - Of course. A little house the both of us. 993 01:14:54,025 --> 01:14:56,744 With a nice big lounge and a fireplace. 994 01:14:57,185 --> 01:15:00,097 - You have a beautiful black dress... - No, not black, white is better. 995 01:15:00,225 --> 01:15:02,136 Alright, alright, as you wish. White. 996 01:15:02,825 --> 01:15:07,057 I sit down, take you by the hand, and we sit there in front of the fireplace. 997 01:15:08,385 --> 01:15:11,980 Oh! Just a moment, darling. 998 01:15:17,585 --> 01:15:19,257 It was the man selling coal. 999 01:15:23,585 --> 01:15:26,702 Well, perhaps a chimney isn't a good idea. Electric heating would be better. 1000 01:15:26,825 --> 01:15:30,261 Hey, Amigo! Come here, come here! 1001 01:15:33,865 --> 01:15:36,698 Come on, beautiful! Let's go. 1002 01:16:29,825 --> 01:16:31,941 - Do you need money? - Always. 1003 01:16:32,865 --> 01:16:37,177 - What would you say to 5,000? - I'd say "sounds good". 1004 01:16:39,025 --> 01:16:41,016 Would you have any moral or artistic objections... 1005 01:16:41,065 --> 01:16:44,137 ... if I make the child of the orient the object of my desires? 1006 01:16:44,745 --> 01:16:45,973 Veniero? 1007 01:16:47,025 --> 01:16:51,064 We all know that you don't own and will never own 5,000 lire. - Alright. 1008 01:16:51,225 --> 01:16:53,102 - Hey... - You're blocking my sun. 1009 01:16:53,185 --> 01:16:56,018 - Have you seen my friend? - He left. 1010 01:16:57,065 --> 01:16:59,181 Left? But his car's still there. 1011 01:16:59,265 --> 01:17:03,622 He left with the whisky. Probably got drunk... fell asleep. 1012 01:17:05,745 --> 01:17:08,578 Of course, Piero kisses like a god. 1013 01:17:08,665 --> 01:17:10,895 If Francesca heard you say that she'd scratch your eyes out. 1014 01:17:10,985 --> 01:17:13,135 - Francesca has her guy from Milan. - Well... 1015 01:17:13,185 --> 01:17:15,824 Hey, have you ever kissed Piero? 1016 01:17:16,145 --> 01:17:19,979 Yes, once, when we were coming back from the Olympics. Such a kiss... 1017 01:17:20,065 --> 01:17:22,625 He made my filling fall out. 1018 01:17:23,465 --> 01:17:25,296 It was awful! I can't tell you... 1019 01:17:26,185 --> 01:17:28,176 In October I have Latin exams... 1020 01:17:28,305 --> 01:17:30,865 You're telling me. I have private law to study! 1021 01:17:31,905 --> 01:17:34,544 - Let's hope a war breaks out. - Let's hope so. 1022 01:17:34,585 --> 01:17:37,019 These days they always find an agreement for everything. 1023 01:17:40,305 --> 01:17:43,456 Fasten your seatbelt, Fasten your seatbelt... 1024 01:17:51,545 --> 01:17:55,140 - Were you sleeping? - No, of course not... 1025 01:17:55,545 --> 01:17:56,739 I was... thinking... thinking of you. 1026 01:17:58,225 --> 01:18:00,375 - I was thinking of you, too, you know? - Really? 1027 01:18:00,505 --> 01:18:03,975 And about all the nice things you said to me a while ago. 1028 01:18:04,025 --> 01:18:07,017 I'd only get bored if I was married. 1029 01:18:07,145 --> 01:18:09,978 You know, a friend of mine got married at 17. 1030 01:18:10,105 --> 01:18:12,141 In Africa they even get married at 14. 1031 01:18:12,825 --> 01:18:14,941 Perhaps, I don't know... 1032 01:18:15,705 --> 01:18:17,502 Go on then, declare your love for me! 1033 01:18:17,665 --> 01:18:20,816 - Why? - Because I've never had it before. 1034 01:18:21,065 --> 01:18:25,217 I've been proposed to a few times. Jokingly, most of the time. 1035 01:18:25,305 --> 01:18:28,342 But I've never had anyone declare their love for me. Come on! 1036 01:18:28,465 --> 01:18:31,775 - Well, it seems a little silly now. - I know... 1037 01:18:31,905 --> 01:18:33,736 Alright, I can try. 1038 01:18:34,665 --> 01:18:38,977 Anyway, all I can tell you is that in the space of a few hours I've changed completely... 1039 01:18:39,345 --> 01:18:41,575 ... since I've been here with you and with those crazy idiots out there... 1040 01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:44,503 ... laminated plastics don't interest me that much anymore... 1041 01:18:44,585 --> 01:18:48,294 ... actually, they don't interest me at all. You interest me, Francesca. 1042 01:18:49,505 --> 01:18:54,215 See, for me you've become an illness, an obsession... 1043 01:18:55,785 --> 01:18:58,663 I have a crazy desire for you, Francesca. 1044 01:18:59,745 --> 01:19:00,894 And now I understand that... 1045 01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:04,096 ... love can come along like this after all, so suddenly, like a hammer blow. 1046 01:19:04,145 --> 01:19:06,181 The heart's desires can be infinite... 1047 01:19:06,305 --> 01:19:09,183 ... and that's why I want you to be by my side, Francesca. 1048 01:19:09,785 --> 01:19:11,457 I need you. 1049 01:19:15,665 --> 01:19:17,542 Did you hear that?! 1050 01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:20,020 Did you hear what he said? 1051 01:19:20,105 --> 01:19:22,699 I've always said that he'd make a better poet than an engineer. 1052 01:19:22,745 --> 01:19:24,337 What was that about the heart's desires? 1053 01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:26,945 "The heart's desires can be infinite..." I should write that down. 1054 01:19:26,985 --> 01:19:28,703 You'd probably spell "desire" with a "Y". 1055 01:19:28,745 --> 01:19:31,179 Sir! 1056 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:33,541 Who's seen my lighter? 1057 01:19:33,585 --> 01:19:36,895 Come on, don't get so angry! 1058 01:19:42,385 --> 01:19:45,422 - Sir, have a nice trip! - Don't get so angry... 1059 01:19:45,465 --> 01:19:46,818 - Come on, let's go. - Let's go. 1060 01:19:53,145 --> 01:19:56,854 - Forgive me, forgive me, have mercy! - I'll run you over, you know! 1061 01:20:00,825 --> 01:20:03,862 - I'm not stopping. - Alright, don't stop. 1062 01:20:06,585 --> 01:20:08,940 - I'm going to speed up. - Then speed up! 1063 01:20:10,025 --> 01:20:12,459 Come on, Tonino, I'm sorry. 1064 01:20:13,545 --> 01:20:17,458 For... 1065 01:20:19,705 --> 01:20:23,334 ... give... 1066 01:20:24,065 --> 01:20:26,898 "Forgive". Please! 1067 01:20:33,025 --> 01:20:38,258 Ah! Right, just continue down this road. Carry on in a straight line. 1068 01:20:39,425 --> 01:20:43,976 - Now stop! - Why? - Because they police are here. 1069 01:21:23,145 --> 01:21:24,544 Make way! 1070 01:21:24,985 --> 01:21:26,304 Amazing! 1071 01:21:26,785 --> 01:21:28,377 Take your shoes off! 1072 01:21:30,625 --> 01:21:32,616 Come on, that's it! 1073 01:21:41,065 --> 01:21:44,341 And now, a nice strip tease! 1074 01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:47,665 - Here, try this on... - No. - I'll put it on the floor there. 1075 01:21:48,265 --> 01:21:50,381 - Try that shirt on! - No, no, no. 1076 01:21:51,505 --> 01:21:53,814 Slowly, that's it. 1077 01:21:57,585 --> 01:21:59,815 Beautiful, beautiful! 1078 01:21:59,945 --> 01:22:02,061 - The skirt, the skirt! - No, no! 1079 01:22:08,345 --> 01:22:10,575 - She's so good! - So good, so good... 1080 01:22:12,545 --> 01:22:14,263 She's beautiful, eh? 1081 01:22:15,265 --> 01:22:16,744 Come on, we want more! 1082 01:22:18,265 --> 01:22:19,744 Damn it! 1083 01:22:20,065 --> 01:22:21,862 - Watch this. - Go on! Go on! 1084 01:22:22,105 --> 01:22:24,699 See what Veniero's doing? He's got the right idea, you know. 1085 01:22:24,745 --> 01:22:26,975 When you go to these night clubs, the dancers are always up for it. 1086 01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:29,983 If you hang around when their songs have finished, they're all yours. 1087 01:22:30,025 --> 01:22:31,856 - Get out of here! - Ouch! 1088 01:22:41,865 --> 01:22:44,060 - Look, isn't it marvelous? - What? 1089 01:22:44,145 --> 01:22:47,979 It's fantastic, isn't it? Put it over there, put the car over there! 1090 01:22:48,105 --> 01:22:49,902 - I can't hear you! - Okay, never mind. 1091 01:22:49,945 --> 01:22:51,503 Ooh, there's a free go-kart! 1092 01:22:53,865 --> 01:22:56,982 - This is mine, okay? I booked it! - Go ahead, Miss. 1093 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:13,055 - What's this for? - Sit like this... - Ooh, there's no gear stick! 1094 01:23:20,105 --> 01:23:22,938 Berlingheri! Hey there! 1095 01:23:30,265 --> 01:23:33,974 - It's Bisigato, from Ilva! - Ah, Bisigato. How are you? 1096 01:23:34,385 --> 01:23:38,697 You know, you look a little different... Your face, I don't know, something... 1097 01:23:39,825 --> 01:23:43,295 - Have you had plastic surgery? - Me? Ah, no, it's the moustache. 1098 01:23:44,225 --> 01:23:47,297 Osteria, Berlingheri! Did you hear about Eridania? 1099 01:23:47,465 --> 01:23:52,300 Did you hear about Eridania? It's up 8 points. Did you buy? 1100 01:23:52,385 --> 01:23:53,784 Yes, I don't know. Maybe. 1101 01:23:54,145 --> 01:23:58,024 - Let's go and get something from the bar. - No, you go ahead. I'll stay here. 1102 01:24:00,185 --> 01:24:03,302 - Easy, take it easy! - Put the gloves on. 1103 01:24:03,385 --> 01:24:04,864 Let me get my hand... ouch!! 1104 01:24:05,105 --> 01:24:06,538 Pretty girl, eh? 1105 01:24:06,665 --> 01:24:09,816 With her nice hair, her make-up, everything in order. 1106 01:24:10,065 --> 01:24:12,784 In two years she'll be about ripe! 1107 01:24:14,105 --> 01:24:16,903 - I'll fill it up, shall I? - Are you mad? Who's paying? 1108 01:24:16,945 --> 01:24:19,459 - Well, someone will pay for her. - Tonino, will you pay? 1109 01:24:19,585 --> 01:24:21,223 Yes, yes, I'll pay! 1110 01:24:23,105 --> 01:24:27,656 Ah, you know her? Berlingheri, you never miss a trick! 1111 01:24:27,745 --> 01:24:30,020 Always ready, always on the breach! 1112 01:24:30,105 --> 01:24:31,823 - How much is it, sorry? - 5,000. 1113 01:24:41,945 --> 01:24:43,936 Listen, since you're in laminated plastics... 1114 01:24:44,025 --> 01:24:46,095 Give me some advice, some inside advice. Some advice from a friend... you know? 1115 01:24:46,265 --> 01:24:50,258 In my little place in Sacile I've just installed some Martin-Siemens ovens... 1116 01:24:50,305 --> 01:24:53,183 ... they're considered the best in the world, though, and they cost me an arm and a leg... 1117 01:24:53,265 --> 01:24:55,096 ... but I'm not happy, you know? I'm just not happy, because... 1118 01:24:55,185 --> 01:24:57,096 ... the MEC display, for example... 1119 01:24:57,265 --> 01:24:59,176 ... are doing nothing but swindling us industrialists... 1120 01:24:59,305 --> 01:25:01,978 ... because the person paying is the typical industrial man, right? 1121 01:25:02,025 --> 01:25:05,461 So I just use Belgium coal instead, which costs me just as much as before... 1122 01:25:05,585 --> 01:25:07,177 ... nothing more and nothing less... 1123 01:25:18,585 --> 01:25:22,100 These guys are just putting my money into Russian politics, into Khrushchev... 1124 01:25:31,745 --> 01:25:35,533 So, I'm just paying my taxes to make Russians richer, aren't I? 1125 01:25:41,905 --> 01:25:43,736 So I'm thinking about going into the laminated plastics business myself... 1126 01:25:43,825 --> 01:25:45,702 Hey! Hey! 1127 01:25:53,185 --> 01:25:55,062 Are you happy in the laminated plastics business? 1128 01:25:55,585 --> 01:25:58,099 Come here, come here. 1129 01:25:58,345 --> 01:26:02,543 - I said: "Are you happy in laminated plastics?" - Who cares about laminated plastics?! 1130 01:26:02,665 --> 01:26:03,984 Go on, Gino! 1131 01:26:14,745 --> 01:26:17,054 Ah, how nice. 1132 01:26:19,265 --> 01:26:21,495 Take that! Ouch, my hand... 1133 01:26:21,585 --> 01:26:24,383 What are you doing? Don't be silly, this here is a friend of mine... 1134 01:26:24,425 --> 01:26:26,985 What's your name again, sorry? Anyway, he's teaching me the ropes... 1135 01:26:27,065 --> 01:26:29,898 ... he's amazing, you know... - Sorry, Sir, I didn't mean to offend... 1136 01:26:29,945 --> 01:26:31,856 ... if your daughter had told me that you were here... 1137 01:26:31,905 --> 01:26:34,373 - Whose daughter? - Why, she isn't your daughter? - Of course not! 1138 01:26:34,425 --> 01:26:37,098 Why did you hit me, then? Take that! 1139 01:26:38,065 --> 01:26:40,135 No, that can't be Berlingheri... 1140 01:26:40,225 --> 01:26:42,659 He wouldn't shave off his moustache. That can't be him... 1141 01:26:43,025 --> 01:26:45,380 ... the car, and then he said... 1142 01:26:46,545 --> 01:26:48,217 Hey, what did I tell you? There they are! 1143 01:26:48,345 --> 01:26:50,176 - Tonino! - Get off me! 1144 01:26:50,225 --> 01:26:52,864 You can't hurt my Tonino! 1145 01:26:52,985 --> 01:26:55,055 - Leave him alone! - Our friend's in a fight! 1146 01:26:55,105 --> 01:26:57,096 - Dona, come on! - Fight! Fight! 1147 01:26:57,785 --> 01:26:59,821 What are you doing, are you crazy? 1148 01:27:02,865 --> 01:27:03,900 What's wrong with you, eh? 1149 01:27:03,985 --> 01:27:07,455 - Fighting the elderly? - Why don't you try it with us? 1150 01:27:07,505 --> 01:27:10,736 - Ooh, what a nice shiny crash helmet. - Hey can I keep it? 1151 01:27:10,785 --> 01:27:12,423 Why are there four of you, then? 1152 01:27:12,825 --> 01:27:15,658 - Why don't we try one at a time? - Sounds like a waste of time to me. 1153 01:27:15,705 --> 01:27:17,980 You're going to get beat up either way. 1154 01:27:18,025 --> 01:27:19,617 With the four of us it'll just be quicker. 1155 01:27:19,825 --> 01:27:23,784 - Did he hurt you, Sir? - Tonino, poor Tonino... 1156 01:27:24,025 --> 01:27:26,823 Ooh! Two pieces of straw, that means I'll have two children... 1157 01:27:27,425 --> 01:27:30,337 Come on, Sir. We can't leave you alone for a second, can we? 1158 01:27:30,465 --> 01:27:32,376 Come on, let's get out of here. 1159 01:27:33,425 --> 01:27:35,495 Tonight you'll have no dinner, Sir! 1160 01:27:35,785 --> 01:27:39,255 No, that can't be him. He has a moustache, doesn't he... 1161 01:27:39,385 --> 01:27:42,502 That's definitely not Berlingheri. Who knows who it is... 1162 01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:46,139 Don't worry, Sir, I'll drive. You're in no condition. 1163 01:27:46,225 --> 01:27:48,102 - No, I... - Come on, get in. 1164 01:27:51,345 --> 01:27:52,573 Close the doors! 1165 01:28:06,665 --> 01:28:08,383 Watch what you're doing, idiot! 1166 01:28:09,825 --> 01:28:11,383 Look what you've done! 1167 01:28:11,425 --> 01:28:13,655 Sir, you need to sort out that old car of yours! 1168 01:28:14,425 --> 01:28:15,653 Even the number plate's askew... 1169 01:28:16,825 --> 01:28:18,543 He put a big dent in the front! 1170 01:28:19,105 --> 01:28:21,665 And he even crushed the mudguard! 1171 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:33,536 Poor Tonino, you're covered in bruises, I can't even recognise you. 1172 01:28:33,665 --> 01:28:35,656 - Let me look after you... - Leave me alone... - Come on, please! 1173 01:28:36,105 --> 01:28:38,221 - Hello, Brother! - Speed things up a little! 1174 01:28:38,265 --> 01:28:41,063 - Up to funereal speed? - Is there room for Piero? 1175 01:28:41,185 --> 01:28:43,221 Can't you leave the dead in peace? 1176 01:28:43,265 --> 01:28:44,823 Have some respect for the dead, gosh... 1177 01:28:44,945 --> 01:28:46,822 Sir, you're so conventional! 1178 01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:49,055 Patriotism, family, the dead, honour... 1179 01:28:49,185 --> 01:28:51,460 How can you hope to have any fun in life? 1180 01:28:52,145 --> 01:28:54,534 - Are you a Christian? - Yes, why? - So you know! 1181 01:28:54,625 --> 01:28:57,458 When someone dies, the body drops and the soul flies up and away! 1182 01:28:57,505 --> 01:29:01,134 - Except for mine, I don't have a soul. - But you do have a nice body... 1183 01:29:01,185 --> 01:29:03,938 - Hand me my Marlboros. - It's impossible to reason with you people. 1184 01:29:05,265 --> 01:29:06,334 Hello! 1185 01:29:06,465 --> 01:29:08,899 - You're scared, aren't you? - Of who? 1186 01:29:09,145 --> 01:29:11,659 Of the dead. That's why you respect them so much. 1187 01:29:12,625 --> 01:29:15,219 Guys, I'm not scared of anything or anybody, got that? 1188 01:29:17,225 --> 01:29:20,023 So what do I have to do? Just go in and come out, is that it? 1189 01:29:20,065 --> 01:29:21,896 No, you have to walk around the whole cemetery. 1190 01:29:21,945 --> 01:29:25,017 After which, we'll give you a prize. 1191 01:29:25,065 --> 01:29:28,216 - "Funeral of an Engineer". Bobo, where are you? - Here I am, ready! 1192 01:29:28,345 --> 01:29:32,020 What should we put in your coffin? A ruler and a compass, nothing else. 1193 01:29:32,145 --> 01:29:35,376 - Go to hell. - I'll walk you to the gate. 1194 01:29:35,545 --> 01:29:38,343 Well, we can all walk him to the gate... 1195 01:29:38,465 --> 01:29:40,217 ... but no further, okay? 1196 01:29:40,585 --> 01:29:42,223 - Come on then, let's go. - Let's go. 1197 01:29:43,345 --> 01:29:45,859 - I'll die before you. - Come on, how do you know that? 1198 01:29:45,945 --> 01:29:49,733 - I just do, I can feel it and you won't come and see me at the cemetery. - Of course I will. 1199 01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:53,024 Ah, you will? So you agree that I'll die before you? 1200 01:29:53,145 --> 01:29:54,863 You're not going to die! 1201 01:29:56,705 --> 01:29:58,024 Go on. 1202 01:29:58,785 --> 01:30:00,184 After you... 1203 01:30:20,345 --> 01:30:22,905 Be brave, Sir! Don't hesitate, go on! 1204 01:30:43,385 --> 01:30:47,901 - Tonino, come here. - The English soldier! The sniper! 1205 01:30:48,025 --> 01:30:52,382 - Hello. Come here. - No, get away! Get away! 1206 01:30:52,745 --> 01:30:56,021 I didn't mean to shoot you, I was aiming at the pigeon... 1207 01:30:56,265 --> 01:30:58,574 - The pigeon! The pigeon! - But you killed me! 1208 01:30:58,625 --> 01:31:01,617 No! Get away! Get away... no! 1209 01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:13,504 Title: "The Engineer has a Fright" 1210 01:31:15,705 --> 01:31:18,742 - Tonino, were you really scared? - Stop messing me around! 1211 01:31:18,785 --> 01:31:21,504 - Tonino... - You're all just messing me around! 1212 01:31:21,545 --> 01:31:24,218 - Tonino, wait for me! - Get away from me! 1213 01:31:35,985 --> 01:31:40,183 Scoundrels, delinquents... This is supposed to be the new generation? 1214 01:31:40,265 --> 01:31:44,178 The future working classes? This country is going all to hell! 1215 01:31:47,825 --> 01:31:51,943 I already have my 3,000 workers, you can deal with these idiots! 1216 01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:54,741 "The Engineer has a Fright"! 1217 01:31:56,385 --> 01:31:59,343 I could smash their faces in if I wanted to. 1218 01:31:59,385 --> 01:32:04,300 I have Romagnol blood, you know? I could smash anyone's face in! 1219 01:32:04,985 --> 01:32:07,374 Very true, Sir. Need a light? 1220 01:32:08,185 --> 01:32:11,495 - Thanks... What are you doing here?! - I fell asleep. 1221 01:32:11,545 --> 01:32:12,773 Get out, immediately! 1222 01:32:16,625 --> 01:32:19,583 - Well? - That's right, Sir, you really need to show them who's boss. 1223 01:32:19,785 --> 01:32:22,504 So you want me to get into another fight, do you? 1224 01:32:22,785 --> 01:32:25,857 - Well, just one. - With Piero, right? 1225 01:32:25,945 --> 01:32:27,298 That's right. 1226 01:32:35,945 --> 01:32:37,344 Alright. 1227 01:32:39,305 --> 01:32:41,580 Are you listening to this? His speech from '37. 1228 01:32:43,305 --> 01:32:44,897 Before the invasion of Austria. 1229 01:32:45,385 --> 01:32:46,818 Extraordinary. 1230 01:32:47,145 --> 01:32:51,104 - What's he saying? - I don't know. It's the tone that counts, I like it. 1231 01:32:57,145 --> 01:33:00,376 - Ah, he's back. Hip, hip... - Hooray! 1232 01:33:09,065 --> 01:33:11,021 Well? 1233 01:33:12,505 --> 01:33:13,938 Who does he think he is, a boxer? 1234 01:33:14,025 --> 01:33:15,219 Tonino! 1235 01:33:20,825 --> 01:33:23,737 Here we go, here we go, here we go! 1236 01:33:23,825 --> 01:33:25,497 Throw him, throw him, there you go! 1237 01:33:26,385 --> 01:33:28,979 Goodbye curtains. He can pay for that. 1238 01:33:31,905 --> 01:33:34,021 Ouch! I felt that... 1239 01:33:35,585 --> 01:33:37,143 He think he's better than us. 1240 01:33:37,185 --> 01:33:39,380 He's hiding, see? He's covered himself. 1241 01:33:42,185 --> 01:33:43,777 Piero, that's enough! 1242 01:33:50,145 --> 01:33:51,134 Look out, Piero! 1243 01:33:54,745 --> 01:33:56,497 I bet that hurt. 1244 01:34:00,265 --> 01:34:02,779 - Well done, Sir! - The Engineer wins! 1245 01:34:02,825 --> 01:34:06,534 - You beat our leader! Well done, Sir! - Well done! 1246 01:34:09,745 --> 01:34:10,973 Sir? 1247 01:34:11,945 --> 01:34:14,140 Swimming. 1248 01:34:20,225 --> 01:34:21,260 No! 1249 01:34:21,425 --> 01:34:25,020 - So he's our new leader? - Exactly. 1250 01:34:29,025 --> 01:34:31,619 - Hey, what are we doing? - We're going for a swim? 1251 01:34:31,705 --> 01:34:34,219 - A swim? - That's right, a night time swim! 1252 01:34:34,905 --> 01:34:38,215 - Come on, let's go for a swim... - Come on... 1253 01:34:40,185 --> 01:34:42,653 Skinny dipping. I want to throw you in. 1254 01:34:42,705 --> 01:34:45,060 But the moon is low. You only swim at night when the moon is high. 1255 01:34:45,105 --> 01:34:48,256 - And anyway, anyway I'm cold! - Then let's go to the go-kart track! 1256 01:34:48,465 --> 01:34:51,537 - But it's closed! - Then we'll make them open it, come on. 1257 01:34:51,625 --> 01:34:54,742 - Yes, we'll make them open it... - Alright then, we'll go for a horse ride! 1258 01:34:54,905 --> 01:34:58,022 I don't know where the horse is. And he'll be asleep by now! 1259 01:34:58,145 --> 01:34:59,544 - Then we'll wake him up! - Right... 1260 01:34:59,665 --> 01:35:01,417 I want to wake everyone up! 1261 01:35:01,545 --> 01:35:04,013 Tonino, what are you doing, did hurt yourself? Tonino... 1262 01:35:04,265 --> 01:35:07,860 - Poor Tonino... you're tired, aren't you? - Of course I'm not tired... 1263 01:35:08,105 --> 01:35:11,017 - Come on, let's go and have a nice rest! - I don't want to rest... 1264 01:35:11,105 --> 01:35:13,665 ... I want to go for a swim... - We can't go for a swim. 1265 01:35:14,785 --> 01:35:15,979 Beautiful sand. 1266 01:35:16,825 --> 01:35:21,421 Sand made of quartz, iron... Foundry sand... 1267 01:35:22,745 --> 01:35:26,658 I want to buy you a foundry. "Francesca's Foundry". 1268 01:35:39,145 --> 01:35:40,703 I'm head over heels. 1269 01:35:58,545 --> 01:36:00,183 - Look! - What's going on? 1270 01:37:23,865 --> 01:37:25,901 Silence! 1271 01:37:30,945 --> 01:37:34,221 The chief is dead! 1272 01:37:35,145 --> 01:37:36,658 Long live the new chief! 1273 01:38:36,625 --> 01:38:38,616 How nice, Tonino... 1274 01:38:41,585 --> 01:38:42,984 It's all so... 1275 01:38:43,545 --> 01:38:47,743 It's all so... so much. 1276 01:39:14,705 --> 01:39:17,503 Hey, where's my AirFrance bag? 1277 01:39:17,705 --> 01:39:21,584 - You can carry this for me. - Who's seen by lighter? 1278 01:39:21,705 --> 01:39:24,617 Veniero, find me an Alka-Seltzer or I might just drop dead right now. 1279 01:39:24,785 --> 01:39:28,016 Yes, I'll make one for you. Who has a cigarette? Or some marijuana... 1280 01:39:29,185 --> 01:39:34,054 Oh, God! I need some warm milk and a hot water bottle... 1281 01:39:34,225 --> 01:39:36,261 Guys, let's make some coffee. 1282 01:39:37,585 --> 01:39:39,815 In Brazil coffee grows on trees. 1283 01:39:39,865 --> 01:39:43,904 - I'd do anything for a coffee. - Anything? What did you have in mind? 1284 01:39:44,025 --> 01:39:46,255 Ugh! I can't even be bothered to answer that. 1285 01:39:46,305 --> 01:39:48,614 - My head is about to explode. - Who are we missing? 1286 01:39:48,745 --> 01:39:50,940 - Piero, as usual. - Who are we missing? 1287 01:39:51,345 --> 01:39:52,858 Piero? Francesca? 1288 01:39:53,305 --> 01:39:57,617 - Piero? Francesca? - Come on, hurry up! 1289 01:39:57,705 --> 01:40:00,503 Piero, come on, don't be an idiot! 1290 01:40:00,585 --> 01:40:03,053 Do you have to make out right now? 1291 01:40:04,305 --> 01:40:06,500 You can call her later, Piero. 1292 01:40:06,545 --> 01:40:09,617 - We want to go home. - Come on, cut it out! 1293 01:40:09,665 --> 01:40:11,576 We won't get home 'til tomorrow. 1294 01:40:13,785 --> 01:40:15,776 We're tired, come on! 1295 01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:20,143 Here it is, it was in my pocket. 1296 01:40:20,705 --> 01:40:22,900 Let's just go and stop talking about it. 1297 01:40:32,105 --> 01:40:36,303 - What a nuisance, the summer is over. - And Autumn is on the way. 1298 01:40:36,785 --> 01:40:40,095 - Come on, we're leaving - Francesca, come on... 1299 01:40:40,145 --> 01:40:41,498 Come on, let's go. 1300 01:40:47,865 --> 01:40:49,537 Go, go, go! 1301 01:40:52,305 --> 01:40:55,456 - Come on, Jimmy, you can do that at home! - Get going, come on! 1302 01:40:55,545 --> 01:40:57,854 I'm not stopping! Hurry up! 1303 01:41:29,025 --> 01:41:30,697 Ah, Francesca... 1304 01:41:42,105 --> 01:41:43,174 Francesca... 1305 01:41:48,945 --> 01:41:50,298 Francesca! 1306 01:41:55,585 --> 01:41:56,904 Francesca! 1307 01:42:08,545 --> 01:42:09,819 Francesca! 1308 01:42:16,785 --> 01:42:21,381 Of course, an adventure like any other. Sunday is over, that's it. 1309 01:42:21,945 --> 01:42:26,302 Maintain 75 km/h, by 15:00 I'll be in Pisa, by 21:00 in Corso Lodi. 1310 01:42:27,905 --> 01:42:31,534 And such a stupid thing to do. Way to ruin your legs... 1311 01:42:31,665 --> 01:42:32,984 ... you'll be aching for weeks. 1312 01:42:33,665 --> 01:42:35,735 Imagine having her for a wife. 1313 01:42:35,865 --> 01:42:38,140 Think what the neighbors would think. 1314 01:42:40,825 --> 01:42:42,099 Francesca! 1315 01:42:42,705 --> 01:42:45,458 Hey, Sitting Bull!112097