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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,947 --> 00:00:19,877 The Skin 2 00:00:32,673 --> 00:00:34,545 There's a radio tower here. 3 00:00:57,628 --> 00:00:58,914 I don't like this. It's a bit frightening 4 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,199 I can't see anything, just grapes. 5 00:01:00,199 --> 00:01:01,972 Yeah, there must be some German hidden there. 6 00:01:01,972 --> 00:01:04,437 I hope they don't have any artillery. 7 00:01:07,047 --> 00:01:10,721 Damn it! A good place for an ambush. 8 00:01:34,018 --> 00:01:37,692 You know what? We're here for no reason. 9 00:01:44,028 --> 00:01:46,878 What a drag. This journey never ends. 10 00:01:46,878 --> 00:01:48,824 Maybe it'd be better if we went home Mark. 11 00:01:48,824 --> 00:01:50,492 If the Germans knew that the leader of the Fifth Battalion... 12 00:01:50,492 --> 00:01:52,334 was so close by... 13 00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:55,592 Yes, I know there'd be spies. Relax, Bob. 14 00:01:57,547 --> 00:02:02,240 The Italians are a great people, but they committed a fatal error... 15 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,290 they chose the wrong side. 16 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:12,841 Now, what could have made them make such a mistake? 17 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,169 We didn't know you. 18 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:19,236 Well, it doesn't matter, they're on the right side now 19 00:02:19,236 --> 00:02:21,321 Mark Cork's Fifth Battalion will be in Rome... 20 00:02:21,321 --> 00:02:23,858 before Christmas. I'd bet on that. 21 00:02:23,858 --> 00:02:26,639 I'm sure we won't find be conquering, General. 22 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:28,099 Did you know that no one in all of history... 23 00:02:28,099 --> 00:02:30,949 - Who is this civilian? - conquered Rome from the south? 24 00:02:30,949 --> 00:02:33,129 Mother! Mother! 25 00:02:35,467 --> 00:02:36,959 Cyrus! 26 00:02:53,019 --> 00:02:57,120 Captain, there's something fishy here, and this isn't the Bay of Naples. 27 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,735 - I can hear a waltz. - What the hell are you talking about? 28 00:03:00,735 --> 00:03:04,409 A waltz, you know, music... A waltz! 29 00:03:06,157 --> 00:03:07,825 Wait a minute. 30 00:03:07,825 --> 00:03:10,325 Halt, halt I said! 31 00:03:11,092 --> 00:03:13,838 Captain, I want you to cross to the other side of the street. 32 00:03:13,838 --> 00:03:16,468 Sergeant, take 10 men and go up that ladder! 33 00:03:17,036 --> 00:03:18,426 - Lets go! - I want to know... 34 00:03:18,426 --> 00:03:20,060 what's happening here! 35 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,589 Sergeant, I want you to take some men... 36 00:03:21,589 --> 00:03:25,226 and go to the other side of the street and see if they're in trouble. 37 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:42,089 Do you think they are? 38 00:03:47,726 --> 00:03:49,740 It could be a trap, Captain. 39 00:03:50,854 --> 00:03:52,661 True, I want you to blow out the brains of the first one... 40 00:03:52,661 --> 00:03:54,399 to make a false move. 41 00:03:54,399 --> 00:03:55,891 Let's go! 42 00:04:01,976 --> 00:04:04,478 Look at the pretty boys! The vitamin A has arrived! 43 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,286 - Why ''A''? - For American! 44 00:04:08,058 --> 00:04:10,179 Hey, you, come over here! Move! 45 00:04:10,179 --> 00:04:12,229 - Me? - Yes, you. Hurry up. 46 00:04:12,924 --> 00:04:14,836 Where are the Germans? 47 00:04:14,836 --> 00:04:17,928 - Nicht Deutschland... - Where are the Germans? 48 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:21,439 How should I know where the Germans are? They must be in Rome by now. 49 00:04:21,439 --> 00:04:23,838 Why are you looking for Germans in Capri? 50 00:04:23,838 --> 00:04:25,749 He said that they came through here a few days ago, sir. 51 00:04:25,749 --> 00:04:27,859 The fascists? Where are the fascists? 52 00:04:28,738 --> 00:04:30,963 And the fascists? Where are the fascistas? 53 00:04:30,963 --> 00:04:34,743 Fascists im Capri? You're looking for fascists here? 54 00:04:35,550 --> 00:04:38,122 There are ony anti-fascists here, can't you see? 55 00:04:38,122 --> 00:04:40,555 He says that there aren't anymore, just anti-fascists. 56 00:04:40,555 --> 00:04:44,448 Good, listen, tell him I want to know where the enemy is now! 57 00:04:44,448 --> 00:04:48,445 The princess. Look, she's 100% anti-fascist. 58 00:04:48,445 --> 00:04:49,870 I think we have a princess, sir. 59 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:51,884 - Alright, what do I say to her? - Say... 60 00:04:55,187 --> 00:04:57,968 - Long live the Americans! - Long live the Americans! 61 00:04:57,968 --> 00:05:01,120 - Hurray! - Long live the Americans! 62 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:22,328 I think you should call the base, sir. 63 00:05:23,132 --> 00:05:24,589 Ah, yes... 64 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:33,002 - And what should I tell them? - Say that... 65 00:05:33,002 --> 00:05:35,431 Say that we've taken Capri. 66 00:05:38,077 --> 00:05:39,606 - Thank you. - Eagle HQ... 67 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,483 operation Peanut is complete. 68 00:05:41,483 --> 00:05:45,515 Today, the fifth American Battalion and the allied forces... 69 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:48,323 have occupied the Gulf of Naples... 70 00:05:49,269 --> 00:05:52,084 just one step towards our goal: 71 00:05:52,084 --> 00:05:54,134 the complete liberation of Italy. 72 00:05:54,134 --> 00:05:55,803 When do you expect to be in Rome, sir? 73 00:05:55,803 --> 00:05:57,818 I'm not going to make any guesses... 74 00:05:57,818 --> 00:06:00,982 but if the Germans put up resistance... 75 00:06:00,982 --> 00:06:03,268 they're going to regret it, you can bet on that. 76 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,508 I'd like to ask Captain Malaparte a question, if I may. 77 00:06:06,508 --> 00:06:09,045 Captain Malaparte? Step right up, soldier... 78 00:06:09,045 --> 00:06:11,930 but remember, we're in their home. 79 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:16,239 Captain Malaparte, how do you justify your alliance... 80 00:06:16,239 --> 00:06:19,159 with the Fifth American Battalion with the fact that... 81 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:21,974 20 years ago, you were allied with the fascist party? 82 00:06:21,974 --> 00:06:24,964 I believe it was 20 years ago that Winston Churchill... 83 00:06:24,964 --> 00:06:26,944 said during a visit to Italy: 84 00:06:26,944 --> 00:06:30,560 "If I were Italian, I'd ally myself with the facist party''. 85 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,325 I was Italian. 86 00:06:33,478 --> 00:06:35,738 I'd like to say that Captain Malaparte... 87 00:06:35,738 --> 00:06:38,241 spent a good portion of those years in fascist prisons... 88 00:06:38,241 --> 00:06:40,639 and don't forget that. Any more questions? 89 00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:42,342 Yes, sir. 90 00:06:42,342 --> 00:06:44,219 General Alexander says that/// 91 00:06:44,219 --> 00:06:48,285 Enough, gentlemen. We'll meet again in Naples. 92 00:06:48,285 --> 00:06:49,883 Alright boys. Take your pictures. 93 00:06:49,883 --> 00:06:51,993 Hurry it up. 94 00:06:59,059 --> 00:07:03,126 Enough. Everyone out. You, wait. 95 00:07:03,126 --> 00:07:05,068 - Yes? - Let me see that. 96 00:07:11,989 --> 00:07:15,426 The left side. Only on the left side 97 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,678 What a beautiful home you have here, Malaparte. 98 00:07:20,678 --> 00:07:22,971 My house is yours, General. 99 00:07:22,971 --> 00:07:25,196 It's a bit far from the front, sadly. 100 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:28,602 Fronts move, the offer remains. 101 00:07:28,602 --> 00:07:30,060 Thank you. 102 00:07:31,835 --> 00:07:33,363 Good day. 103 00:07:34,406 --> 00:07:36,562 My guest, General Mark Cork... 104 00:07:36,562 --> 00:07:39,132 - Princess Consuelo Caracciolo. - Enchanted. 105 00:07:39,446 --> 00:07:43,200 They say that in Naples your word is law. 106 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,355 - Do you know Naples, General? - No, madam. 107 00:07:45,355 --> 00:07:47,788 But I hope to know it. 108 00:07:47,788 --> 00:07:50,667 It's the oldest city in Europe, did you know? 109 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:54,287 What the princess is trying to say is that you should be patient... 110 00:07:54,287 --> 00:07:56,859 in regards to the surprises that Naples holds. 111 00:07:56,859 --> 00:07:58,518 Very well... 112 00:07:59,257 --> 00:08:01,864 - What a lovely dog! -His name is Febo. 113 00:08:01,864 --> 00:08:05,097 Mine is named Palma. I found him in northern Africa. 114 00:08:05,097 --> 00:08:06,974 I nearly ran over him with a jeep. 115 00:08:06,974 --> 00:08:10,310 I found him in Russia. He had been injured by the Germans. 116 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:13,984 Watch... Febo, Heil Hitler! 117 00:08:20,077 --> 00:08:23,371 Be a good boy, Febo. So long. 118 00:08:24,108 --> 00:08:28,140 - Will you return to Capri soon? - We'll see, Vicenzo, we'll see. Good luck. 119 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:30,984 Take my luggage to the palace. 120 00:08:38,115 --> 00:08:40,094 Be good, Febo! 121 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,289 Look how pretty they are. 122 00:09:09,187 --> 00:09:11,377 - The girls are lovely. - And what do you want? 123 00:09:11,377 --> 00:09:12,872 Is there a problem? It's too early. 124 00:09:12,872 --> 00:09:15,478 Go home, handsome. 125 00:09:15,478 --> 00:09:17,136 Let's go. 126 00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:31,286 - Poggioreale! - Poggioreale! 127 00:09:52,668 --> 00:09:55,031 - Was there a massacre? - Where have you been? 128 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:57,673 There are massacres every day. 129 00:09:57,673 --> 00:10:02,117 Typhus, famine, infection... there's a bit of everything. 130 00:10:03,025 --> 00:10:06,431 Death has quite an imagination. I'm here all week. 131 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,933 Rich or poor, the funeral is free. 132 00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,740 Are we or are we not a democracy? 133 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,104 What, all week? That's bullshit. 134 00:10:13,104 --> 00:10:15,329 You haven't been here for 15 days. 135 00:10:15,329 --> 00:10:18,387 There are only three trucks in Naples for everybody... 136 00:10:18,387 --> 00:10:21,307 weeks are now 15 days long, maam. 137 00:10:21,307 --> 00:10:23,809 You have no respect for the dead. 138 00:10:23,809 --> 00:10:26,729 What's that? No respect for the dead? 139 00:10:26,729 --> 00:10:29,474 Do you expect us to carry them on our backs? 140 00:10:29,474 --> 00:10:32,498 - We can't say a thing. - I told you, we only have three wagons. 141 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:33,611 Make them walk. 142 00:10:33,611 --> 00:10:36,495 We've been looking at corpses for years, we can't do it anymore. 143 00:10:36,495 --> 00:10:38,302 Make them walk to the cemetery. 144 00:10:38,302 --> 00:10:40,910 - Of course, on foot. - Let's go. 145 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:43,724 On foot. Let's keep going. 146 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:46,366 Hello good Christians! 147 00:10:46,366 --> 00:10:50,294 You can't come in here, it's off limits. 148 00:10:50,294 --> 00:10:54,603 This is a restricted area, you can't come in here. 149 00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:58,740 - You know, off limits. - What does off limits mean? 150 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:02,176 I don't know. Must be American slang. 151 00:11:06,525 --> 00:11:08,504 FORBIDDEN TERRITORY 152 00:11:21,505 --> 00:11:23,451 Off limits. 153 00:11:23,451 --> 00:11:27,337 This crap is always getting worse. 154 00:11:59,076 --> 00:12:01,787 - Hello Concetta. - Look, there go the suits... 155 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,455 on the way to the bank. 156 00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:05,778 So that's the one, huh? 157 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:12,694 Ah, my dear Mr. Eduardo. Come in! 158 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:16,200 Não, está fechado. Please, closed. 159 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:22,638 - Excuse me. - No, close it, please, close it! 160 00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:27,715 Hey, I hear that Italian women have spaghetti... 161 00:12:27,715 --> 00:12:30,044 - growing out of their vagina. - Only tomato sauce! 162 00:12:30,044 --> 00:12:33,034 - Did you slip her some linguini? - Was it all oil and garlic? 163 00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:36,920 It's closed, closed, it's over! 164 00:12:39,672 --> 00:12:42,374 C'mon, behave boys. 165 00:12:42,869 --> 00:12:44,706 C'mon sweet, a kiss... 166 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:06,851 Ah, I understand. And how many are with you? 167 00:13:06,851 --> 00:13:10,639 There are two, but they eat for six. They're right here. 168 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:12,482 Let me call her. Rosaria! 169 00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:16,931 Rosaria! Rosaria. Rosaria. 170 00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:18,669 - I'm over here! - Where is Rosaria? 171 00:13:18,669 --> 00:13:20,788 - I'm here! -Rosaria! 172 00:13:20,788 --> 00:13:23,222 - Here! -Rosaria, come here. 173 00:13:23,222 --> 00:13:25,619 Since you know how to speak English... 174 00:13:25,619 --> 00:13:29,339 tell them to leave in ten minutes. 175 00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:31,251 - I have some things to take care of. - Alright. 176 00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:36,255 - Come here, Eduardo. - Listen! Ten minute closed! 177 00:13:36,255 --> 00:13:38,758 Ok? Ten minute closed. We're closing boys. 178 00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:41,531 - Keep calm. - We're going to tear this place apart! 179 00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:45,290 Hey! Shut up, shut up! 180 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:48,490 Listen, behave yourselves... 181 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:53,251 or we'll kick you out like we did with the Germans, alright? 182 00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:55,545 And it's going to be in two days, not four. 183 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:58,045 - Two days, alright? - Alright, alright. 184 00:14:03,713 --> 00:14:06,876 Oh, mother, come here. I have something for you. 185 00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:08,614 Shush girl. 186 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:12,287 I'll have something special for you later. 187 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:20,006 - How? - How much do you weigh? 188 00:14:20,848 --> 00:14:24,080 The hat, take off the hat. How much is it? 189 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,575 Sixtyfive kilos, you see? 190 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:29,293 That's it? You said you ate for six. 191 00:14:29,293 --> 00:14:32,700 My god, Mr. Eduardo, have a little patience! 192 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:35,757 Kommen Sie! You two. 193 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:40,971 Come on, let's go. 194 00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:45,271 Look at those two. They eat for six. 195 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:50,356 - But this one hardly eats anything - Doesn't want to eat? 196 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,094 While the residents of Naples die of hunger... 197 00:14:52,094 --> 00:14:56,160 he refuses to eat. Why are you refusing your pasta? 198 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,497 - Stomach, nicht gut. - How fresh. 199 00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:03,042 Make a tagliatelle, I brought flour. 200 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:05,683 But how, when I don't know how to make tagliatelle? 201 00:15:05,683 --> 00:15:10,306 Look at how your friends are nice and plump... 202 00:15:10,306 --> 00:15:13,191 and you're a stick. Eat, you hear me? 203 00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:15,694 Eat, imagine your life depended on it. 204 00:15:15,694 --> 00:15:18,786 Eat, eat. 205 00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:22,436 Come on, hurry. Get in line. Move it. 206 00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:24,834 Come on, let's go, let's go. 207 00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:27,580 Spaghetti parlor, let's get a move on. 208 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:30,186 - Let's go! Let's go! That's it. -Let's go, hurry, hurry! 209 00:15:30,186 --> 00:15:33,338 Button that up. C'mon pansy. Let's go. 210 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,756 He'll serve. Let's go, perfect. 211 00:15:36,756 --> 00:15:37,138 There's nothing wrong with it. 212 00:15:37,138 --> 00:15:38,690 True, that's yours. 213 00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:40,437 Perfect, don't be so demanding. 214 00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:47,495 - You have a bloodstain there. -I do? There it is! 215 00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:50,485 - C'mon, hurry! Move it! Keep going! - Don't just stand there! 216 00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:54,229 - Move it, let's go! -Perfect pants for you! 217 00:15:58,687 --> 00:16:00,355 Come on, there's nothing wrong with that! 218 00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:02,086 Let's go! Let's go. 219 00:16:18,081 --> 00:16:20,409 Hurry up! 220 00:16:20,409 --> 00:16:22,388 Attention! 221 00:16:24,928 --> 00:16:26,729 Attention! 222 00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:29,447 Order them to rest, Sergeant. 223 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,627 Rest. 224 00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:46,407 Boys, sadly I have to leave you. 225 00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:51,134 I've recieved other orders. Captain Palese... 226 00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:53,533 will take charge of the company. 227 00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:57,147 and he wants to have a word with you. 228 00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:58,675 Please. 229 00:17:00,832 --> 00:17:02,603 Soldiers... 230 00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:05,801 We're the first liberation unit of Italy. 231 00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:08,165 We are soldiers of a new Italy. 232 00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:12,405 Our aim is to fight the Germans and expel them from Italian soil. 233 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:17,445 We must take our flag and lift it high as an example... 234 00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:20,396 To all Italians. We will banish... 235 00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:24,848 the terrible shame that dominates the Italian people... 236 00:17:24,848 --> 00:17:28,115 and prove that we are worthy of the great role... 237 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,474 that History has handed us. 238 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,128 Do you all understand what he's saying? 239 00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:36,491 - You, come here - Me? 240 00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:37,842 Yes, you. 241 00:17:40,454 --> 00:17:43,408 Alright, repeat what the Captain said. 242 00:17:43,408 --> 00:17:45,771 He says that... we have to prove... 243 00:17:45,771 --> 00:17:47,987 that we're worthy of the shame of ltaly. 244 00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:54,736 I think he understood quite well. Go back to your spot. 245 00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:09,892 You are listening to the broadcast for the European Allied Forces. 246 00:18:09,892 --> 00:18:12,499 That was Glenn Miller and his orchestra... 247 00:18:12,499 --> 00:18:13,958 transmitting directly from the Palladium... 248 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:17,052 in Hollywood, California, USA. 249 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,936 Worried about syphilis? Venereal diseases... 250 00:18:19,936 --> 00:18:22,022 can be more destructive than war. 251 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:23,787 But thanks to penicillin... 252 00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:26,923 Hey Goldberg, did you hear that? 253 00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:29,495 Glenn Miller is playing live 11,000 km from here... 254 00:18:29,495 --> 00:18:32,089 How come you're not worried about getting syphilis? 255 00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:35,299 Didn't you sleep with that Countess, Jimmy? 256 00:18:35,299 --> 00:18:37,558 I already told you, Goldberg. 257 00:18:37,558 --> 00:18:40,582 Alright, so tell me again. It's like listening to Glenn Miller. 258 00:18:40,582 --> 00:18:42,418 Better every time. 259 00:18:43,676 --> 00:18:47,360 - Does she do oral? - Listen, in Europe, that's normal. 260 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,376 Get it through your head... 261 00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:54,485 European women are different. 262 00:18:54,485 --> 00:18:58,482 Listen Goldberg, instead of hanging out here with your magazines... 263 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,088 for three lousy bucks, you can have what you want. 264 00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:02,791 Are you crazy? 265 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,112 All the niggers on this side of the Atlantic... 266 00:19:04,112 --> 00:19:05,954 have already screwed those girls. 267 00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:08,283 Have you seen those movies that tell you what happens... 268 00:19:08,283 --> 00:19:10,368 to your penis if you get gonorrhea? 269 00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:12,801 It's better to go blind, Goldberg. 270 00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:14,424 Where did you hear that? 271 00:19:15,547 --> 00:19:19,884 How many fingers am I holding up? You see? You're already blind, Goldberg. 272 00:19:23,298 --> 00:19:25,028 Wow! 273 00:19:34,315 --> 00:19:36,046 FIFTH BATTALION GENERAL HEADQUARTERS 274 00:20:05,422 --> 00:20:06,950 Good day, General. 275 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,852 Captain Wren, call the conference over the General's communication. 276 00:20:11,852 --> 00:20:13,590 There are already two conferences back there, Captain. 277 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:15,605 I'm afraid you'll have to wait. 278 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,193 Good day, General. 279 00:20:25,373 --> 00:20:27,245 No, not now. 280 00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:32,150 I'm going to start with the good news. 281 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:34,618 I've just talked with Alexander... 282 00:20:34,618 --> 00:20:36,911 and he agrees that the Eighth English Batallion... 283 00:20:36,911 --> 00:20:39,831 will cede to their ''American cousins'', as they like to call us... 284 00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:44,210 and Mark Cork's Fifth Batallion will be the first to enter Rome! 285 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,748 - Great! - Excellent! 286 00:20:46,748 --> 00:20:48,798 Now, the bad news. 287 00:20:51,822 --> 00:20:53,977 I don't believe a word of it. 288 00:20:53,977 --> 00:20:56,792 Half of his army is gay, and the other half... 289 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:58,009 thinks that Americans are stupid... 290 00:20:58,009 --> 00:21:02,311 He's right in the middle of that. This could be a trick. 291 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,281 The Fifth American Batallion was the first... 292 00:21:06,281 --> 00:21:08,227 to step foot on the European continent... 293 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:12,224 and you can bet that no one, including Mr. Churchill... 294 00:21:12,224 --> 00:21:15,769 and his team will keep this man's army.. 295 00:21:15,769 --> 00:21:17,890 from being the first to enter Rome! 296 00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:19,905 It's a matter of principle! 297 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,851 Washington, sir, General Eisenhower. 298 00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:23,403 That's the third time. 299 00:21:23,902 --> 00:21:26,544 Bob. Continue without me. 300 00:21:26,544 --> 00:21:29,776 It must be important to make them get up early in Washington. 301 00:21:29,776 --> 00:21:31,162 Let's go find out. 302 00:21:33,286 --> 00:21:34,601 Hello? 303 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,999 Hello, sir... 304 00:21:38,604 --> 00:21:41,448 How is Italy, sir? Italy is alright... 305 00:21:43,783 --> 00:21:45,478 Sir, what are you trying to say? 306 00:21:46,529 --> 00:21:48,058 What? 307 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,238 Which senator's wife? 308 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,374 From Massachusetts? 309 00:21:54,488 --> 00:21:56,538 Here? 310 00:21:56,538 --> 00:21:59,597 For the love of God, we're at war... 311 00:21:59,597 --> 00:22:04,006 there's no time for... for those sort of women's things... 312 00:22:04,601 --> 00:22:05,854 No. 313 00:22:05,854 --> 00:22:09,433 Not even if it were Roosevelt's mother, I'm very sorry sir. 314 00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:12,170 I'm sorry, but what I'm trying to say... 315 00:22:14,612 --> 00:22:15,963 Yes, Mr. President. 316 00:22:16,453 --> 00:22:19,860 Please excuse me, but I have to insist. 317 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,040 I'm against this. 318 00:22:24,899 --> 00:22:26,707 I understand your position, sir... 319 00:22:26,707 --> 00:22:29,137 and, under these circumstances, I'll do my best. 320 00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:33,690 Mr. President, you can trust me. 321 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,220 Thank you. 322 00:22:41,374 --> 00:22:43,737 A dirty trick, that's what it is... 323 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:47,109 to rob Mark Cork and his Fifth Battalion of their glory... 324 00:22:47,109 --> 00:22:50,376 Massachussets. That's Senator Wyatt, isn't it? 325 00:22:50,376 --> 00:22:52,635 The senator that decieves people all the time. 326 00:22:52,635 --> 00:22:55,555 Wyatt, yes, so what do you think? 327 00:22:55,555 --> 00:22:58,265 Well, nothing. Unless his wife is Deborah Wyatt. 328 00:22:58,265 --> 00:23:00,734 - Exactly. - Of course, an aviator. 329 00:23:00,734 --> 00:23:03,618 She was the first to cross the Pacific in 39. 330 00:23:03,618 --> 00:23:05,912 The first woman... 331 00:23:05,912 --> 00:23:08,241 The press made quite a bit of publicity. 332 00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:09,944 Yes, I remember. 333 00:23:09,944 --> 00:23:13,107 They made her a colonel in the Air Force... 334 00:23:13,107 --> 00:23:18,320 who came up with this crazy idea of supplying the population by plane... 335 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,475 and it seems that the President is interested as well... 336 00:23:20,475 --> 00:23:22,943 - Wow! - A bunch of bullshit... 337 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,515 Elections are next year and you know exactly... 338 00:23:25,515 --> 00:23:28,713 what the President is interested in: winning votes. 339 00:23:28,713 --> 00:23:30,798 - How's it going? - Alright. 340 00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:35,037 - What are you doing tonight? - Sit, please... 341 00:23:35,037 --> 00:23:36,880 - Good day. - Good day. 342 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,078 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait Captain. Be patient. 343 00:23:40,078 --> 00:23:41,701 Thank you. 344 00:23:43,206 --> 00:23:46,612 Wasn't it you that was at the press conference in Capri? 345 00:23:46,612 --> 00:23:48,200 Yes. 346 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,753 - You have a beautiful home there. - Thank you. 347 00:23:54,884 --> 00:23:58,179 - Go ask, go on. - Those two? Let's see. 348 00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:03,225 - Mr. Mazzullo. - Wait. 349 00:24:04,233 --> 00:24:07,048 - Sit down, please. - Alright. 350 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,620 - Fine. - Wait, please. 351 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,185 - What'd he say? - He told me to sit. 352 00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:13,259 So go sit. 353 00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:16,676 - Who's turn is it now? - A meeting with the representative... 354 00:24:16,676 --> 00:24:18,484 of the Comittee for Civilian Necessities. 355 00:24:18,484 --> 00:24:21,021 - He takes care of the German prisoners. - And then? 356 00:24:21,021 --> 00:24:24,462 A meeting about the front. Scheduled for six minutes, sir. 357 00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:27,207 The one responsible for civilian rights, what's his name? 358 00:24:27,207 --> 00:24:29,710 Eduardo Mezzullo. 359 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:32,412 - Let's go, hurry up. - Yes sir. 360 00:24:36,278 --> 00:24:40,129 Mr. Mezzullo? Captain Malaparte? Captain Wren? 361 00:24:58,175 --> 00:25:01,267 - Mr. Mezzullo... - Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 362 00:25:02,207 --> 00:25:05,161 - They said Mr. Mezzullo... - Ma, ma, ma. 363 00:25:05,161 --> 00:25:08,597 Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 364 00:25:09,471 --> 00:25:12,460 I understand you have a certain number of prisoners... 365 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:17,431 - of German prisoners... - 273, Mr. General. There are 273... 366 00:25:17,431 --> 00:25:20,419 That you captured when the Germans mounted a retreat... 367 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:22,331 Mounted a what? 368 00:25:22,331 --> 00:25:25,668 He said that you caught those Germans when they were retreating. 369 00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:28,796 No, Mr. General. They were imprisoned by the Italian people... 370 00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:31,054 when they fought in Naples. 371 00:25:31,054 --> 00:25:33,349 There was a great insurrection that lasted four days... 372 00:25:33,349 --> 00:25:35,851 with injuries and casualties... 373 00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:38,909 Believe me, we suffered, Mr. General. 374 00:25:38,909 --> 00:25:40,682 Yes, yes, I understand, Mr. Mezzullo. 375 00:25:40,682 --> 00:25:42,906 My name is Mazzulo. Ma. 376 00:25:42,906 --> 00:25:45,893 Listen, I'd like to go directly to the matter at hand. 377 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:50,761 You've been feeding and caring for those prisoners for weeks, right? 378 00:25:50,761 --> 00:25:52,569 I understand that it must be a terrible burden on you... 379 00:25:52,569 --> 00:25:55,523 with the price of food rising like it has. 380 00:25:55,523 --> 00:26:00,319 And, naturally, you have the right to, shall we say, recompense. 381 00:26:00,319 --> 00:26:02,509 Care to explain, Captain? 382 00:26:02,509 --> 00:26:05,220 - You'll be compensated. - Yes, I understand. 383 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:09,461 The Fifth American Battalion is prepared to pay... 384 00:26:09,461 --> 00:26:13,458 a thousand liras for every person... 385 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:16,482 You're a very kind man, Mr. General. I'm grateful. 386 00:26:16,482 --> 00:26:21,625 But the price has changed now. The price, we do it by weight. 387 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:24,545 - 100 liras per kilo. - What? 388 00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:26,526 It's 100 liras per kilo. 389 00:26:26,526 --> 00:26:29,759 So a man who weighs 80kg would cost 8 thousand liras! 390 00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:34,832 Ah, these days it's rare to find someone who weighs 80 kilos. 391 00:26:34,832 --> 00:26:37,819 Captain Malaparte, tell him that he's crazy. 392 00:26:38,343 --> 00:26:41,575 - The General is a serious man. - Who are you? 393 00:26:41,575 --> 00:26:43,486 Listen, whoever you are... 394 00:26:43,486 --> 00:26:46,546 you have 24 hours to accept my offer. 395 00:26:46,546 --> 00:26:49,013 After that, I'll have to speak with the military police. 396 00:26:49,013 --> 00:26:52,732 And I guarantee that you'll be left without... 397 00:26:52,732 --> 00:26:56,903 - all 270 or so prisoners. - It's 273! 398 00:26:56,903 --> 00:26:59,747 Alright, we'll see. Let's go. 399 00:27:02,777 --> 00:27:05,557 He's a serious man, the one with the German prisoners. 400 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,295 I am too. 401 00:27:07,295 --> 00:27:09,171 The US government saddles us with the rules... 402 00:27:09,171 --> 00:27:12,231 of the Geneva Convention regarding prisoners of war! 403 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,212 I'm going to take them by force. 404 00:27:14,212 --> 00:27:17,166 You can hide everyone in Italy in the caverns of Naples... 405 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:19,038 and never find them. 406 00:27:20,294 --> 00:27:22,101 In that case, I'll have that man shot. 407 00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:25,438 If you do that, you'll never see those prisoners... 408 00:27:25,438 --> 00:27:28,531 Why don't you let me take care of this? 409 00:27:30,130 --> 00:27:32,980 And you, Captain? What's your role in all of this? 410 00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:35,899 Me, sir? I'm here for the conference about the communication. 411 00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:38,472 Ah, the communcation, just what we need. 412 00:27:38,472 --> 00:27:41,426 Alright, Malaparte, lead this man. 413 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:45,041 - You'll go with the Captain. - But I... 414 00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:46,735 What? 415 00:27:47,647 --> 00:27:49,377 Nothing, sir. 416 00:27:53,556 --> 00:27:55,251 Damn Italians. 417 00:27:56,336 --> 00:27:57,829 I'm Jimmy Wren. 418 00:27:58,283 --> 00:28:00,263 Is this where we'll find Mr. Eduardo? 419 00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:03,001 You won't find Mr. Eduardo. He'll find you. 420 00:28:03,705 --> 00:28:05,130 What are you discussing? 421 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:07,493 Well, you know, the price of human flesh... 422 00:28:07,493 --> 00:28:10,373 is below that for beef or pork. 423 00:28:10,864 --> 00:28:14,270 A week ago, you could get a 20 year old girl for 10 dollars. 424 00:28:14,270 --> 00:28:18,823 Now she'd be worth no more than four, bones and all. 425 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:21,153 The Sicilian girls invaded the market. 426 00:28:21,153 --> 00:28:23,376 They're older, so they cost less. 427 00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:27,443 You know, we have a saying in Cleveland: from behind they're all the same. 428 00:28:27,443 --> 00:28:30,919 - All of 'em except your sister, huh Jimmy? - I don't have a sister. 429 00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:32,483 Though if I had one, what would that have to do with anything? 430 00:28:32,483 --> 00:28:35,575 Lovely, lovely American boy. 431 00:28:37,523 --> 00:28:40,928 Lovely, come with me. I like you... 432 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:45,065 come, come. What lovely skin. 433 00:28:45,065 --> 00:28:47,635 Come with me. 434 00:28:48,923 --> 00:28:50,689 - No, thank you. - Come! 435 00:28:51,321 --> 00:28:55,978 If you don't want to then don't! Go eat shit, you idiot! 436 00:28:55,978 --> 00:28:59,273 - Looks like you're having luck. - Yup, some luck. 437 00:29:02,652 --> 00:29:05,947 - We have something to see now. - Hey, it's five dollars! 438 00:29:06,509 --> 00:29:08,804 Did you see what they did when they went by? 439 00:29:08,804 --> 00:29:10,949 Come on, you have to see it to believe it. 440 00:29:12,975 --> 00:29:15,755 See that? They're blonde everywhere. 441 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,040 What sort of Sicilians are they? 442 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:21,246 Jimmy, you think those soldiers feel like war heroes... 443 00:29:21,246 --> 00:29:23,818 when those women from Naples spread their legs for them? 444 00:29:23,818 --> 00:29:25,452 Well, they probably feel the same thing I do. 445 00:29:25,452 --> 00:29:29,032 - Which is... - I don't know. 446 00:29:29,032 --> 00:29:31,626 I feel like I'm seeing Europe. 447 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:35,079 - Let's go. - Where to? 448 00:29:35,079 --> 00:29:36,880 To Italy. 449 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:47,244 Good day. 450 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,225 - So what happened? - Nothing. 451 00:29:49,225 --> 00:29:51,276 What do you mean, nothing? He's an American officer. 452 00:29:51,276 --> 00:29:54,577 Yes, he's interested in Italian artistry. 453 00:29:54,577 --> 00:29:57,741 - Show him what you make. - Italian artistry? 454 00:29:57,741 --> 00:30:00,833 He's not interested... 455 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:03,128 Yes, yes. Are you interested? 456 00:30:03,128 --> 00:30:05,202 - Yes. - Do you like what we do? 457 00:30:06,082 --> 00:30:08,480 Put on the wig. 458 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,156 - No, you go. - Not me. 459 00:30:11,156 --> 00:30:13,137 - My god! - You'll see. 460 00:30:13,137 --> 00:30:16,127 Not you! Where are you going? Stay here! 461 00:30:16,127 --> 00:30:19,836 What are you thinking about? Stay right here. 462 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,869 You're going to show off for that man. 463 00:30:22,869 --> 00:30:24,599 Go on. 464 00:30:25,163 --> 00:30:27,379 - What's going on? - Wait there... 465 00:30:28,187 --> 00:30:30,473 Oh god, you have to be patient. 466 00:30:31,281 --> 00:30:34,131 Are you sure the boy came to look at Italian art? 467 00:30:34,131 --> 00:30:37,919 - Tell them I'm poor. - He's a poor man. 468 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,317 - A good man. - An artist. 469 00:30:40,317 --> 00:30:45,626 I was a tailor, but these days... 470 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:49,448 It's ready. 471 00:30:58,564 --> 00:31:00,092 What is? 472 00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:03,986 - What we did, it's wrong. - Explain it to him. 473 00:31:03,986 --> 00:31:08,852 Black soldiers like blonde women. 474 00:31:08,852 --> 00:31:10,625 In Naples, it's hard to find blonde women... 475 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:12,606 We made that up... 476 00:31:12,606 --> 00:31:14,586 Black soldiers like blonde girls... 477 00:31:14,586 --> 00:31:17,193 Naples is teeming with blondes. 478 00:31:17,193 --> 00:31:19,209 - I want one. - Oh, you want one? 479 00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:21,747 - Yes, how much is it? - Ten dollars. 480 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:25,570 - Is he going to pay for that? - No, no, nine, nine! 481 00:31:25,570 --> 00:31:28,490 No, ten dollars! You have to be very patient. 482 00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:31,547 It's a lot of work, that's for sure. A lot of work. 483 00:31:32,835 --> 00:31:35,581 Right, Right, ten dollars. 484 00:31:35,581 --> 00:31:37,453 A lot of patience. 485 00:31:39,682 --> 00:31:40,864 This is crazy! 486 00:31:40,864 --> 00:31:42,602 Jimmy, if the Americans had lost the war... 487 00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:46,321 do you think the women in New York would be that creative? 488 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:49,757 They don't have to be. In New York there are enough blondes for everybody. 489 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,983 Good night. 490 00:31:59,494 --> 00:32:01,082 Upstairs. 491 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:19,997 Come in. 492 00:32:20,801 --> 00:32:22,817 - Shall we go? - Where? 493 00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:25,140 Mr. Eduardo has found us. 494 00:33:16,102 --> 00:33:17,797 What's going on? 495 00:33:21,838 --> 00:33:24,860 - What are they doing? - Leave it alone a bit. 496 00:33:35,741 --> 00:33:37,131 How did you get that tank? 497 00:33:37,131 --> 00:33:39,669 - You see... - It's one of ours... 498 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,648 - You see... - It's property of the army... 499 00:33:45,613 --> 00:33:48,765 Perhaps Mr. Eduardo will explain. 500 00:34:06,154 --> 00:34:08,335 Good day. Wait a moment. 501 00:34:33,510 --> 00:34:35,804 I don't see why I should be interested. 502 00:34:35,804 --> 00:34:40,427 A tank, what am I going to do with that? 503 00:34:40,427 --> 00:34:42,373 - Want a cigarette? - No, thanks. 504 00:34:42,373 --> 00:34:44,668 - It's American. Authentic. - I don't smoke. 505 00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:46,787 - No? Want one? - Yes, thank you. 506 00:34:46,787 --> 00:34:50,054 The war's over, you know... 507 00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:53,670 - Metal, metal. Lots of metal. - Ten tons of old iron. 508 00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:55,268 Yes, metal. 509 00:34:55,268 --> 00:34:58,502 - A cannon, a big cannon! - Yes, I know... 510 00:34:58,502 --> 00:35:01,038 but the cannon is just old metal.. What am I supposed to do with a cannon? 511 00:35:01,038 --> 00:35:02,603 The war is over. 512 00:35:02,603 --> 00:35:05,453 - A transmittor radio... - A radio. 513 00:35:05,453 --> 00:35:08,824 Did the General agree to this? Does he know? 514 00:35:08,824 --> 00:35:13,931 Does he know? Don't kid around, don't kid around. 515 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,565 I bet that this entire circus is... 516 00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:20,990 to convince us to accept his conditions. 517 00:35:20,990 --> 00:35:23,135 Why? Aren't you convinced? 518 00:35:33,155 --> 00:35:36,666 Did you see what that idiot offered for a new Sherman tank? 519 00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:39,273 - I saw, I saw... - We had a sure thing! 520 00:35:39,273 --> 00:35:42,332 Believe me, he isn't the only Italian in Naples... 521 00:35:42,332 --> 00:35:45,105 we'll find someone and get ten thousand... 522 00:36:13,684 --> 00:36:15,734 Damn it! 523 00:36:15,734 --> 00:36:17,950 - Bastards! - Sons of bitches! 524 00:36:20,288 --> 00:36:21,540 Hello. 525 00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:23,694 - So then... - Very well. 526 00:36:23,694 --> 00:36:27,518 - We accept your conditions. - Very good, my boy. 527 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,943 You've done well, I'm happy. 528 00:36:28,943 --> 00:36:31,619 Until tomorrow, we need the General's authorization. 529 00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:34,400 Of course, and tell the General to hurry... 530 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,729 because the price goes up every day. 531 00:36:36,729 --> 00:36:39,158 Better said, every hour. 532 00:36:39,579 --> 00:36:41,594 He wants to raise the price... 533 00:36:42,638 --> 00:36:44,863 But that's not fair! 534 00:36:44,863 --> 00:36:47,503 He can't raise the price, we had an agreement! 535 00:36:47,503 --> 00:36:48,894 What is he saying? 536 00:36:48,894 --> 00:36:50,632 - That everything's fine. - Great. 537 00:36:50,632 --> 00:36:53,689 I'm satisfied. Well done boys. 538 00:36:54,768 --> 00:36:57,827 - Charismatic, isn't he? - Ok, Jimmy. 539 00:36:57,827 --> 00:37:00,398 - Alright, it's set. - Yeah. 540 00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:14,060 You know, she looks like a girl... 541 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,944 - that I knew in Atlanta. - Let me see, let me see. 542 00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:20,907 You know, there's a name for that. Pussy wig. 543 00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:24,972 Merkin. M-E-R-K-l-N. 544 00:37:25,565 --> 00:37:27,928 - Of course! - Don't you trust ,e? 545 00:37:27,928 --> 00:37:30,292 - No, I don't. - He doesn't trust me! 546 00:37:30,292 --> 00:37:32,203 If anyone knows, it's Goldberg. 547 00:37:32,203 --> 00:37:34,185 - He's the specialist... - Easy, sailor. 548 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,861 Come on, relax. 549 00:37:36,861 --> 00:37:39,815 Soldier! Soldier, calm down or you're headed to the pen. 550 00:37:39,815 --> 00:37:42,179 - Put your hands up, pal! - What the hell! 551 00:37:42,179 --> 00:37:44,158 Well, there they go again. 552 00:37:47,046 --> 00:37:49,444 What did we order? 553 00:37:49,444 --> 00:37:51,946 Donkey ass. Sliced 554 00:37:51,946 --> 00:37:53,615 A speciality from the south. 555 00:37:53,615 --> 00:37:56,917 I think they gave me the part that was stuck to the donkey's ass. 556 00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:59,906 I'll admit it's not humming bird hearts with truffles. 557 00:37:59,906 --> 00:38:02,409 Look, what are we putting in our stomachs? 558 00:38:02,409 --> 00:38:04,911 The part the donkey used to clean its ass... 559 00:38:04,911 --> 00:38:08,005 served in a sauce with a texture like old motor oil... 560 00:38:08,005 --> 00:38:11,480 and all topped off with the waiter's stinking breath. 561 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,887 Colonel, I don't think we all agree. 562 00:38:14,887 --> 00:38:17,112 It's wartime and, in Naples... 563 00:38:17,112 --> 00:38:19,544 good ingredients aren't always easy to come across. 564 00:38:19,544 --> 00:38:21,143 See? What did I say? 565 00:38:21,143 --> 00:38:25,036 I'm not going to keep eating this stuff. No offense, Captain. 566 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:28,129 No, I don't blame you. It's just a bad habit of mine. 567 00:38:28,999 --> 00:38:33,274 I enjoy subtle flavors like donkey ass with nutmeg... 568 00:38:33,274 --> 00:38:36,020 celery, white wine... 569 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:39,386 but my first bite of this... 570 00:38:40,573 --> 00:38:44,744 was unpleasantly sweet, the skin all sticky, just bad... 571 00:38:44,744 --> 00:38:49,055 I took a good look at the plate and what I saw wasn't donkey rump. 572 00:38:49,055 --> 00:38:51,592 But the first rule of good manners... 573 00:38:51,592 --> 00:38:53,712 is to never upset the appetite of the other diners. 574 00:38:53,712 --> 00:38:57,119 So, I ate, thinking: "My god... 575 00:38:57,119 --> 00:39:01,220 look at what this rationing has caused... First, a finger... 576 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:06,008 then another, and then an entire human hand! 577 00:39:07,164 --> 00:39:08,515 Look! 578 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:16,373 In spite of my good manners, I wasn't able to eat the nails. 579 00:39:24,022 --> 00:39:28,088 - Let's go have some coffee. - That was good, how'd you do that? 580 00:39:28,088 --> 00:39:30,967 It wasn't easy, I can assure you... 581 00:39:34,484 --> 00:39:35,622 Three coffees. 582 00:39:36,918 --> 00:39:41,331 Malaparte, you're a genius! The way you arranged those bones... 583 00:39:41,331 --> 00:39:45,016 without anyone seeing. And how'd you make the nails? 584 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,445 Jimmy, do you think I liedi? 585 00:39:48,839 --> 00:39:51,541 - My god! - What? Damn! 586 00:39:53,010 --> 00:39:54,853 Hey, do you have identification? 587 00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:57,839 Easy soldier. This man is an officer of the Italian military. 588 00:40:01,492 --> 00:40:05,106 What's the problem, Captain? Does the Italian Army not have uniforms? 589 00:40:05,106 --> 00:40:07,192 Forgive me, sir. We're just doing our job. 590 00:40:07,192 --> 00:40:10,036 They sent us a message over the radio to take him. 591 00:40:13,622 --> 00:40:15,360 You're making a mistake! 592 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,758 - Jimmy! - Listen, Anna. 593 00:40:17,758 --> 00:40:19,453 Come here. 594 00:40:20,644 --> 00:40:22,138 Buy me a drink? 595 00:40:22,138 --> 00:40:28,568 Yes. Please... Two whiskeys. 596 00:40:28,568 --> 00:40:31,836 I know those American snobs like the back of my hand. 597 00:40:31,836 --> 00:40:34,860 And Deborah Wyatt doesn't like men like me... 598 00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:38,231 men who worked their way up... 599 00:40:38,231 --> 00:40:40,305 and she likes Italians even less. 600 00:40:41,081 --> 00:40:43,306 Of course I'll do everything I can. 601 00:40:43,306 --> 00:40:45,079 But she really doesn't like Italians... 602 00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:46,782 But you're different. 603 00:40:46,782 --> 00:40:49,626 You know the Pope and that idiot Picasso... 604 00:40:50,501 --> 00:40:52,378 - Ice? - No. 605 00:40:52,378 --> 00:40:55,229 And you can talk about Maxim's in Paris... 606 00:40:55,229 --> 00:40:57,661 and who painted the cieling in the Sistine Chapel. 607 00:40:57,661 --> 00:41:02,006 Those old Bostonians love that sort of thing... 608 00:41:02,006 --> 00:41:05,343 I've only met His Holiness twice, General. 609 00:41:05,343 --> 00:41:07,255 I know, I know, I know... 610 00:41:07,255 --> 00:41:09,127 But I was thinking... 611 00:41:09,688 --> 00:41:12,191 I'd like to hold a banquet in her honor... 612 00:41:12,191 --> 00:41:15,075 in the style of the Renaissance, you know... 613 00:41:15,075 --> 00:41:19,977 in some sort of old palace, with waiters... 614 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:24,322 in wigs and white gloves. What do you think? 615 00:41:24,322 --> 00:41:27,172 Not bad. We could get the Toledo Palace. 616 00:41:27,172 --> 00:41:31,516 - Great, and then... - Yes, leave it to me. 617 00:41:31,516 --> 00:41:33,671 Exactly! Keep her far away from me... 618 00:41:33,671 --> 00:41:35,826 so she won't bother me. 619 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:38,421 - Take care of her. - Yes. 620 00:41:39,893 --> 00:41:41,144 Oops. 621 00:41:41,144 --> 00:41:43,159 Have some fun with that dog. 622 00:41:43,994 --> 00:41:48,474 He's incredible. Very good, Febo! 623 00:41:49,903 --> 00:41:51,218 Fetch! 624 00:42:15,034 --> 00:42:17,363 Splendid. Very good. 625 00:42:17,363 --> 00:42:19,518 - Very good, Maria. - Thank you sir. Bon apettite. 626 00:42:19,518 --> 00:42:21,117 - Thank you. - Thank you. 627 00:42:21,117 --> 00:42:23,202 Marvellous, isn't it? 628 00:42:23,202 --> 00:42:26,295 Careful, that's a strong aphrodisiac. 629 00:42:26,295 --> 00:42:28,440 You're scaring me. 630 00:42:33,282 --> 00:42:34,905 So..? 631 00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:41,694 Dear, I don't feel a thing. 632 00:42:41,694 --> 00:42:44,440 Wait. This is the danger. 633 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,391 The effect kicks in when you least expect it. 634 00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:52,260 You know, I'm discovering the US. 635 00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:56,361 What surprising people. They're clean and crystalline... 636 00:42:56,361 --> 00:42:59,383 They believe that Christ is always on the side of the winner. 637 00:43:03,661 --> 00:43:06,291 - May I say something? - Yes. 638 00:43:06,928 --> 00:43:09,144 I'm starting to feel the effect. 639 00:43:10,301 --> 00:43:11,959 Are you joking? 640 00:43:20,936 --> 00:43:24,267 - Is it strong? - Yes, I can't take it anymore. 641 00:43:38,177 --> 00:43:41,199 It's been so long, Curzio! 642 00:44:02,647 --> 00:44:05,669 You're the only person that calls me Curzio. 643 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,096 Careful, she's looking this way. 644 00:44:14,673 --> 00:44:17,340 Is she crazy? My god! 645 00:44:17,662 --> 00:44:20,130 - My god, that woman is crazy! - She's nothing but trouble! 646 00:44:20,130 --> 00:44:22,806 Don't tell me she flew that plane all the way from Washington. 647 00:44:22,806 --> 00:44:25,135 Sicíly, but I don't doubt she'd manage it. 648 00:44:25,135 --> 00:44:28,015 She had her wings before she sprouted tits. 649 00:45:07,506 --> 00:45:10,218 - Maam... - Thank you. 650 00:45:10,218 --> 00:45:12,789 I'm General Howes, representantive of General Cork... 651 00:45:17,551 --> 00:45:19,949 Major Beckwith, General Cork's assistant. 652 00:45:19,949 --> 00:45:22,070 The General would love to be here personally, maam, 653 00:45:22,070 --> 00:45:23,043 but duty calls. 654 00:45:23,043 --> 00:45:26,136 At least someone's fighting the war. 655 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,481 This is Captain Malaparte, our liason with the Italians. 656 00:45:36,286 --> 00:45:38,094 We'll see... 657 00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:42,786 I hope to be useful to your mission, Coronel Wyatt. 658 00:45:42,786 --> 00:45:45,810 General Cork has briefed me. 659 00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:48,034 General Cork has directed Captain Malaparte... 660 00:45:48,034 --> 00:45:50,329 to help you, Mrs. Wyatt. 661 00:45:50,329 --> 00:45:53,526 Obviously, you'll have to cooperate with the population... 662 00:45:53,526 --> 00:45:55,473 and Malaparte will be very useful. 663 00:45:55,473 --> 00:45:58,424 He has a fabulous villa in Capri. 664 00:46:01,868 --> 00:46:04,927 So what do you do in peace time? 665 00:46:04,927 --> 00:46:06,839 I was far too young to remember. 666 00:46:06,839 --> 00:46:10,245 He was in Spain before that, and before that, Ethiopia. 667 00:46:10,245 --> 00:46:15,320 He should have gone to the US. Our Italians are pretty well off. 668 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:19,108 You're right, but there were already enough organ players. 669 00:46:19,108 --> 00:46:20,499 Are you making fun of me, Captain? 670 00:46:20,499 --> 00:46:24,462 No, on the contrary, I admire your assurance. 671 00:46:24,462 --> 00:46:28,007 You're everything we're not. 672 00:46:28,007 --> 00:46:29,393 You think so? 673 00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:56,683 Get away from me. I said leave me alone. 674 00:46:56,683 --> 00:46:58,629 - Don't touch me. - Keep away! 675 00:46:58,629 --> 00:47:02,065 - Come on, let's go, come on! - Out, come on, let's go! 676 00:47:02,939 --> 00:47:07,249 I'd like to help with your Moroccan troops, General, but I'm afraid I can't. 677 00:47:07,249 --> 00:47:09,821 But my dear General, this is an unprecedented shame! 678 00:47:09,821 --> 00:47:12,602 Incredible, a scandal! 679 00:47:12,602 --> 00:47:16,878 My men are, how shall I say, hypersexuall. 680 00:47:16,878 --> 00:47:19,994 Yes, they were born that way. They'll stick it in anything... 681 00:47:20,701 --> 00:47:23,203 in a sunflower, to be precise. 682 00:47:23,203 --> 00:47:25,976 A sunflower is enough for them. 683 00:47:26,819 --> 00:47:30,780 The point is, General, that depriving my troops of penicillin... 684 00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:32,439 is a crime! 685 00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:38,323 Syphilis is destroying their... combat strength. 686 00:47:38,323 --> 00:47:41,834 Yes, one penis after another. 687 00:47:41,834 --> 00:47:44,441 General, Guillaume, every month... 688 00:47:44,441 --> 00:47:47,223 I recieve a limited supply of penicillin from the United States. 689 00:47:47,223 --> 00:47:50,213 And what do you think my priority should be? 690 00:47:50,213 --> 00:47:53,204 To save a sodomite who likes sunflowers... 691 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:56,322 or a wounded American? 692 00:47:56,994 --> 00:47:58,593 - Now please excuse me. - General Cork... 693 00:47:58,593 --> 00:48:01,925 it's Coronel Eliot, sir. He says it's urgent. 694 00:48:05,095 --> 00:48:07,454 Be quick about it, Coronel. We're at war. 695 00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:11,979 What? 696 00:48:11,979 --> 00:48:16,698 No, no, that makes no sense. Let's start over from the beginning. 697 00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:25,331 Right, first we want a creamy soup. 698 00:48:25,331 --> 00:48:29,847 But our soup is creamy, like mud. 699 00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:34,441 Tomato soup? Yes, I think that's alright. 700 00:48:34,441 --> 00:48:37,326 And don't forget the bleach. 701 00:48:37,326 --> 00:48:40,420 I don't know, it looks like we'll have to look after her stomach. 702 00:48:41,464 --> 00:48:43,301 Anything else? 703 00:48:44,211 --> 00:48:47,720 But ''why isn't there any fresh fish in Naples''? 704 00:48:48,557 --> 00:48:51,964 Coronel, you don't have to remind me I prohibited fishing. 705 00:48:51,964 --> 00:48:55,267 The Bay of Napoles is mined from here to Sicily. 706 00:48:55,267 --> 00:48:59,535 But when Mark Cork gives that Renaissance dinner there will be... 707 00:49:01,247 --> 00:49:04,365 fish cooked with mayonaise, understand? 708 00:49:04,969 --> 00:49:07,114 How do you know? 709 00:49:07,646 --> 00:49:09,625 Try the aquarium... 710 00:49:11,087 --> 00:49:12,545 Soldier... 711 00:49:14,877 --> 00:49:19,987 Fish cooked with mayonaise. My god! 712 00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:23,873 Do you think she'll like that? 713 00:49:24,509 --> 00:49:27,769 - I have no idea. - I expect Malaparte knows for sure... 714 00:49:29,446 --> 00:49:32,564 Thank you. 715 00:49:33,201 --> 00:49:35,565 - How much is it? - Ten liras. 716 00:49:35,565 --> 00:49:36,988 Thank you. 717 00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:39,175 Yes, understood. 718 00:49:40,642 --> 00:49:42,100 Alright. 719 00:49:44,224 --> 00:49:45,267 Thank you. 720 00:49:45,267 --> 00:49:46,274 Wow, a Renaissance banquet... 721 00:49:46,274 --> 00:49:47,908 in the middle of the Second World War. 722 00:49:47,908 --> 00:49:50,308 Thanks to my modest contribution, we should be able to avoid... 723 00:49:50,308 --> 00:49:53,746 those terrible meat rations and canned pineapple. 724 00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:02,477 ldiot! What are you doing, Sergeant? 725 00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:04,459 Excuse me Captain, but Private Prewitt... 726 00:50:04,459 --> 00:50:06,367 had a regrettable case of Mussolini's revenge. 727 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,014 And it was sudden! 728 00:50:09,014 --> 00:50:11,610 Right, continue, Sergeant. But get out of there! 729 00:50:27,163 --> 00:50:28,550 Damn it! 730 00:50:34,187 --> 00:50:37,624 Stop, there are landmines! They'll be killed! 731 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:40,791 My god, Prewitt! 732 00:50:53,658 --> 00:50:54,980 Let me see. 733 00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:56,648 - Are you a medic? - No, but I know what to do. 734 00:50:56,648 --> 00:50:58,591 Then get your hands off him! 735 00:51:12,190 --> 00:51:14,477 Give me something to cover him with. 736 00:51:33,921 --> 00:51:35,660 Why waste time on that, Captain? 737 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:38,581 - We have to get him to the hospital! - There have been many cases like this. 738 00:51:38,581 --> 00:51:42,684 If we move him, he'll have a cruel death before we get him to the hospital. 739 00:51:42,684 --> 00:51:45,847 If we make him comfortable, the pain will pass. 740 00:51:45,847 --> 00:51:47,725 - He'll die in his sleep. - Like a dog! 741 00:51:47,725 --> 00:51:50,055 - Shut your mouth, Sergeant! - Go find a medic, Jimmy. 742 00:51:50,055 --> 00:51:52,384 Bring morphine, I'll take the responsibility. 743 00:51:52,384 --> 00:51:54,088 Him? He's Italian! 744 00:51:54,088 --> 00:51:56,765 That's an American soldier there, Captain! 745 00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:58,330 Now listen, Sergeant! 746 00:51:58,330 --> 00:52:00,973 That man is a Captain with more experience than either of us. 747 00:52:00,973 --> 00:52:02,502 We're going to do what he says. 748 00:52:02,502 --> 00:52:04,623 and follow his orders. 749 00:52:04,623 --> 00:52:06,153 I'll take full responsibility! 750 00:52:06,153 --> 00:52:08,274 We have to distract him, to do something... 751 00:52:08,274 --> 00:52:09,942 so he doesn't realize he's dying. 752 00:52:09,942 --> 00:52:11,855 There's only one thing we can do. 753 00:52:11,855 --> 00:52:15,610 Listen idiot, if you're wrong about this... 754 00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:17,488 if that doctor doesn't come... 755 00:52:17,488 --> 00:52:19,713 I'll rip your guts out just like his, got that? 756 00:52:19,713 --> 00:52:21,894 Now hurry it up. 757 00:52:27,710 --> 00:52:31,527 Well now Prewitt, you're lucky. You're going home... 758 00:52:32,716 --> 00:52:34,375 Just wet his lips. 759 00:52:35,707 --> 00:52:38,941 You know, I always thought you were lucky... 760 00:52:38,941 --> 00:52:40,644 Prewitt, but this was surprising. 761 00:52:40,644 --> 00:52:42,790 The ambulance will be here in a few minutes. 762 00:52:43,495 --> 00:52:45,339 A few days with pretty nurses bending over in front of you... 763 00:52:45,339 --> 00:52:46,973 and resting their tits on your shoulder... 764 00:52:46,973 --> 00:52:49,163 and then you're on a plane headed to the USA. 765 00:52:49,163 --> 00:52:51,273 Isn't that right, Kaminsky? 766 00:52:52,153 --> 00:52:54,030 Keep talking, Sergeant. 767 00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:55,804 Leave that idiot here. 768 00:52:55,804 --> 00:52:58,091 He's stuck in this stinking country. 769 00:53:00,115 --> 00:53:02,793 -Não é, amigo? -É, goma de mascar! 770 00:53:02,793 --> 00:53:05,638 - Guido! - Yankee! 771 00:53:06,409 --> 00:53:08,878 Fag. 772 00:53:08,878 --> 00:53:12,632 Come on Prewitt. Come on, cut that out. 773 00:53:12,632 --> 00:53:16,627 You want to see this guy's imitation of Mussolini? 774 00:53:17,431 --> 00:53:19,825 Come on, show him your Mussolini impersonation. 775 00:53:25,149 --> 00:53:26,880 ltalian men... 776 00:53:29,809 --> 00:53:31,397 ltalian women! 777 00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:35,012 For twenty centuries... 778 00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:39,921 Sorry, I can't. 779 00:53:43,195 --> 00:53:45,246 Cut that out, Prewitt. 780 00:53:46,463 --> 00:53:49,384 What are you doing here? Don't you know it's forbidden? 781 00:53:49,384 --> 00:53:51,221 It's a minefield. 782 00:53:51,644 --> 00:53:53,303 Get lost. 783 00:54:02,527 --> 00:54:04,638 Get that bitch out of here! 784 00:54:05,587 --> 00:54:07,602 Out, out! 785 00:54:09,133 --> 00:54:12,228 Can you get that Italian bitch out of here? 786 00:54:12,228 --> 00:54:15,705 - Get out bitch! - Enough! 787 00:54:15,705 --> 00:54:19,451 Are you here to fight Germans or to insult Italians? 788 00:54:20,294 --> 00:54:22,440 You're killing them! 789 00:54:47,589 --> 00:54:50,162 Out, out! Go! 790 00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:53,670 - Step aside boys, move! - The medic's here! 791 00:55:34,388 --> 00:55:38,099 It's too late. Nothing can be done. 792 00:55:46,002 --> 00:55:48,989 Thank you. Thank you. 793 00:55:51,391 --> 00:55:54,580 - Pasqualino! Pasqualino! - No! 794 00:55:57,650 --> 00:55:58,859 No! 795 00:56:05,681 --> 00:56:09,320 Is everything alright? Perfect. 796 00:56:29,707 --> 00:56:32,552 - What's her name? - Maria Concetta. 797 00:56:41,007 --> 00:56:43,754 Before continuing with this simple meal... 798 00:56:43,754 --> 00:56:46,953 I'd like to say, Mrs. Wyatt, on behalf of all of us... 799 00:56:46,953 --> 00:56:49,212 we have a great debt to repay you. 800 00:56:49,212 --> 00:56:51,681 Your presence at this table, tonight... 801 00:56:51,681 --> 00:56:55,262 serves as a reminder that we must win this war as soon as... 802 00:56:55,262 --> 00:56:59,331 possible so we can go back to the women we love. 803 00:56:59,331 --> 00:57:02,738 Mrs. Wyatt, it's a pleasure to have you with us. 804 00:57:02,738 --> 00:57:04,397 Thank you. 805 00:57:05,867 --> 00:57:09,199 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 806 00:57:17,758 --> 00:57:21,375 This place is magnificent. Who does it belong to? 807 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:23,521 The princess of Toledo. 808 00:57:24,121 --> 00:57:28,850 Captain Malaparte knows all the princesses in Europe. 809 00:57:28,850 --> 00:57:31,806 - Isn't that right Captain? - Not all of them, thank god. 810 00:57:31,806 --> 00:57:33,753 But Captain, you must surely know... 811 00:57:33,753 --> 00:57:35,769 Princess Carmela Esposito. 812 00:57:35,769 --> 00:57:38,481 She was my best friend in school. 813 00:57:38,481 --> 00:57:42,583 - Esposito? - Princess Carmela Esposito. 814 00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:46,896 Princess Carmela Esposito, Mrs. Wyatt, is an impostor. 815 00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:50,790 - What was that Captain? - Princess Esposito doesn't exist. 816 00:57:50,790 --> 00:57:52,911 "Esposito'' is a name given to children... 817 00:57:52,911 --> 00:57:55,482 abandoned at hospices. 818 00:57:56,457 --> 00:58:01,080 Sadly, there are more ''espositos'' in Naples than ever. 819 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,585 Well, all I know is that my friend... 820 00:58:03,585 --> 00:58:07,201 Princess Carmela Esposito lives in a palace in Rome. 821 00:58:07,201 --> 00:58:09,530 Our State Department tells me... 822 00:58:09,530 --> 00:58:13,039 that she was always an anti-fascist and I plan on visiting her. 823 00:58:13,494 --> 00:58:17,667 If she's an anti-fascist, I'd say that that's proof... 824 00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:19,741 that she's not a princess. 825 00:58:20,970 --> 00:58:22,952 If what you're saying is true, Captain... 826 00:58:22,952 --> 00:58:25,769 then there were many other people in Cambridge... 827 00:58:25,769 --> 00:58:27,993 who were greatly decieved... 828 00:58:27,993 --> 00:58:30,589 which doesn't reflect well on the Italian people. 829 00:58:31,192 --> 00:58:34,600 In Philadelphia, our Italian community is among the best. 830 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,512 Very well, Captain, very well. 831 00:58:36,512 --> 00:58:40,510 A moment, please. I'd like to bring your attention... 832 00:58:40,510 --> 00:58:42,771 to the next item on our menu. 833 00:58:42,771 --> 00:58:45,100 Fish cooked in mayonaisse. 834 00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:49,099 We owe Coronel Eliot our gratitude for this repast... 835 00:58:49,099 --> 00:58:53,959 and the good Colonel tells us that this dish is called... 836 00:58:56,609 --> 00:58:58,904 Siren. 837 00:58:58,904 --> 00:59:01,929 - Do you know it, Captain? - Yes, I know it very well. 838 00:59:01,929 --> 00:59:06,831 Siren, the mermaid of Naples. Extremely rare. 839 00:59:06,831 --> 00:59:08,326 But I've seen it several times... 840 00:59:08,326 --> 00:59:10,099 - Where? - At the aquarium. 841 00:59:10,099 --> 00:59:11,559 You can't be referring to Siren, 842 00:59:11,559 --> 00:59:13,229 the seductress in Homer's Odyssey. 843 00:59:13,229 --> 00:59:16,428 Wretches. It's just an ordinary fish. 844 00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:18,999 Mermaids don't exist. 845 00:59:26,337 --> 00:59:29,075 My god, it's a baby! A cooked baby! 846 00:59:29,884 --> 00:59:32,004 We have to bury it! 847 00:59:32,004 --> 00:59:34,507 Cover her up! Cover her up! 848 00:59:34,507 --> 00:59:37,463 I swear, it's an edible fish, General. 849 00:59:37,463 --> 00:59:39,828 It's a fish, Mr. General... 850 00:59:39,828 --> 00:59:42,505 It's a fish, I swear. A fish! 851 00:59:42,505 --> 00:59:45,773 It don't care what they say. My god! 852 00:59:45,773 --> 00:59:49,146 - Well, in Philadelphia... - Gentlemen, sit, please. 853 00:59:49,146 --> 00:59:51,398 Please Mrs. Wyatt. 854 00:59:54,013 --> 00:59:55,995 Now, the good lord knows what Mark Cork thinks... 855 00:59:55,995 --> 00:59:58,360 of fish cooked in mayonaisse. 856 00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,480 I don't like war either, 857 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:04,546 but someone has to lead. 858 01:00:06,044 --> 01:00:07,253 Serve them! 859 01:00:10,494 --> 01:00:12,569 I knew it was a fish from the beginning! 860 01:01:13,010 --> 01:01:14,503 Thank you. 861 01:01:31,195 --> 01:01:34,324 - Here. - Don't let anyone see, alright? 862 01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:36,304 - Here, take it. - We only got it today. 863 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,966 That's absurd! 864 01:01:50,109 --> 01:01:53,482 Let me go! Let me go! 865 01:01:53,482 --> 01:01:56,849 Let me go! Bastard! 866 01:02:02,940 --> 01:02:04,706 Jean Louis! 867 01:02:06,103 --> 01:02:08,155 My mother told me I'd find you in Capri. 868 01:02:08,155 --> 01:02:10,728 So what are you doing in this corner of the world? 869 01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:12,918 It's my duty to come here for the revolution. 870 01:02:12,918 --> 01:02:15,004 Ah, yes, I had forgotten about Count Marx. 871 01:02:15,004 --> 01:02:17,021 And I had forgotten how deep your cynicism runs. 872 01:02:17,021 --> 01:02:18,933 Yours and that of your entire generation. 873 01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:21,854 Come Jean Louis, you wouldn't be a student of Marx... 874 01:02:21,854 --> 01:02:25,053 if his blood wasn't much bluer than yours. 875 01:02:25,053 --> 01:02:28,426 And where is it written that you have to be a proletariat in order to fight for justice? 876 01:02:28,426 --> 01:02:30,094 You don't understand the youth of today... 877 01:02:30,094 --> 01:02:32,181 you can't imagine how different they are. 878 01:02:32,181 --> 01:02:34,997 You wouldn't recognize the world that will come out of this world. 879 01:02:34,997 --> 01:02:37,883 The imperialists and their lackeys will be defeated. 880 01:02:37,883 --> 01:02:41,673 Hey, Malaparte, Jimmy sends word that he can't come. 881 01:02:41,673 --> 01:02:44,072 He was supposed to bring me a medic. Did something happen? 882 01:02:44,072 --> 01:02:45,706 No, no. He won't be able to come 883 01:02:45,706 --> 01:02:47,852 He wants you to cover for him. We have to go. 884 01:02:48,488 --> 01:02:50,289 Ciao. 885 01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:52,589 Wait a bit. 886 01:02:54,259 --> 01:02:57,493 - How much do you charge? - Let go of me! Fuck. 887 01:02:57,493 --> 01:02:59,405 - That's what I'm asking about. - Go eat shit. 888 01:02:59,405 --> 01:03:00,796 Alright. 889 01:03:00,796 --> 01:03:03,161 - So what are you doing right now? - Nothing, nothing. 890 01:03:03,161 --> 01:03:05,317 There's some boys that need a medic. 891 01:03:05,317 --> 01:03:08,168 - Come with me. - I didn't finish my studies. 892 01:03:08,168 --> 01:03:10,462 If you don't say anything then I won't either, alright? 893 01:03:10,462 --> 01:03:12,086 Come. 894 01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:28,124 - Jimmy! - I thought you weren't coming. 895 01:03:36,365 --> 01:03:37,687 We have to stop along the way. 896 01:03:37,687 --> 01:03:39,939 Pasqualino's coming too. 897 01:03:40,538 --> 01:03:42,375 Let's go! 898 01:03:58,166 --> 01:04:02,999 As you can see, the interior of Vesuvius isn't dormant. 899 01:04:02,999 --> 01:04:07,206 And examining the seismographs, we can see that activity... 900 01:04:07,206 --> 01:04:09,316 has increased in recent weeks. 901 01:04:10,718 --> 01:04:13,951 - Does that always happen? - Absolutely not. 902 01:04:13,951 --> 01:04:17,045 This is the first time I see this phenomenon. 903 01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,766 - Strange... - Yes. 904 01:04:20,766 --> 01:04:22,746 Maria, we... 905 01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:32,406 Excuse me, one moment. 906 01:04:35,543 --> 01:04:39,577 Maria! Where are you going? What about the picnic? 907 01:04:39,577 --> 01:04:42,254 Tell my father we're going to see the nuns. 908 01:04:42,254 --> 01:04:45,696 - What? - For my father. 909 01:04:45,696 --> 01:04:48,477 Don't tell him I was with you. 910 01:04:48,477 --> 01:04:52,058 Wait, wait. I'll take you. 911 01:04:53,137 --> 01:04:56,990 - No, we're going to take the tram. - When will we meet up? 912 01:04:57,970 --> 01:05:00,752 In two days. In the same place as always. 913 01:05:00,752 --> 01:05:02,933 Will you think about me? 914 01:05:03,637 --> 01:05:05,260 I will. 915 01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:13,958 I'd love to show you the youth of today. 916 01:05:14,972 --> 01:05:17,823 You can't imagine how different they are... 917 01:05:17,823 --> 01:05:20,536 they're better, they have revolution in their blood. 918 01:05:20,536 --> 01:05:22,761 If only Trotsky and Lenin had known that. 919 01:05:22,761 --> 01:05:25,013 Trotsky was a filthy traitor. 920 01:05:26,689 --> 01:05:29,402 Imagine what your mother would say if she heard you talk that way... 921 01:05:29,402 --> 01:05:33,432 about someone you never met, and someone who has passed away at that. 922 01:05:36,147 --> 01:05:37,878 Mund... 923 01:05:39,137 --> 01:05:41,502 Sir, I want to go to Munich. 924 01:05:41,502 --> 01:05:43,622 What for? There's food here. 925 01:05:43,622 --> 01:05:45,256 Doctor, my head hurts. Do you have something? 926 01:05:45,256 --> 01:05:47,651 No, I'm very sorry. I don't have anything. 927 01:05:50,298 --> 01:05:52,836 - The Geneva Convention, prisioner. - Mund... 928 01:05:52,836 --> 01:05:55,757 The gentlemen will say that they're in good health... 929 01:05:55,757 --> 01:05:58,052 - there's nothing to complain about. - This prisoner has appealed... 930 01:05:58,052 --> 01:06:00,103 - to the Geneva Convention. - He's got no case at all... 931 01:06:00,103 --> 01:06:02,920 - that idiot refuses to eat. - He's skin and bones. 932 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,310 I lost money on this one. 933 01:06:04,310 --> 01:06:07,857 But the price of the others went up by 200 liras, right? 934 01:06:07,857 --> 01:06:11,265 Mr. Eduardo, it's going to be hard to win the war this way. 935 01:06:11,265 --> 01:06:13,664 Win or lose, I refuse to be trampled on. 936 01:06:13,664 --> 01:06:16,480 No, that's not an option. Am I clear? 937 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,832 No, no. 938 01:06:19,053 --> 01:06:22,843 They're too fat, too ugly! Too German! 939 01:06:22,843 --> 01:06:24,894 On top of that, they're too expensive! Am I making myself clear? 940 01:06:24,894 --> 01:06:27,954 - It's unthinkable. - Alright, I understand. 941 01:06:27,954 --> 01:06:32,127 There's no need to shout. Fat is always useful. 942 01:06:32,127 --> 01:06:36,466 We'll make soap out of them. Come, let's go. 943 01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:42,418 They're going to turn these prisoners into soap... 944 01:06:42,418 --> 01:06:45,409 That's their problem. Tale a look at that. 945 01:06:45,409 --> 01:06:47,668 Queen of the Skies. 946 01:06:47,668 --> 01:06:50,484 Queen of publicity, that's what she is... 947 01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:54,066 - What do you think? - Well, she's photogenic. 948 01:06:54,066 --> 01:06:57,404 What did you say? That they'll make soap out of them? 949 01:06:57,404 --> 01:06:59,386 There's a shortage. 950 01:06:59,386 --> 01:07:03,175 Soap is worth more than 200 liras a kilo. 951 01:07:03,175 --> 01:07:05,992 and god knows people in Naples need it. 952 01:07:05,992 --> 01:07:08,872 - You must be joking. - No, General. 953 01:07:18,405 --> 01:07:20,586 It isn't hard to find. 954 01:07:25,150 --> 01:07:29,461 Is it true what the newspapers say? That you never drive a car? 955 01:07:29,461 --> 01:07:31,298 I never have to. 956 01:07:36,276 --> 01:07:39,820 I was thinking of helping you... 957 01:07:41,804 --> 01:07:44,234 with communcations. 958 01:07:46,151 --> 01:07:48,581 Well, that should be fine... 959 01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:54,035 Now to test it. Want to come with me? 960 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:59,294 Yes, with pleasure, but what was the problem? 961 01:07:59,294 --> 01:08:03,076 Nearly nothing at all. Just old, I think. 962 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:07,386 The damned motor was stuck together with wire when I got here... 963 01:08:10,698 --> 01:08:13,270 But it's been fixed. 964 01:08:15,844 --> 01:08:17,752 I hope so. 965 01:09:00,210 --> 01:09:01,253 Enough, enough! 966 01:09:01,253 --> 01:09:04,140 Did General Cork send you to be my latin lover? 967 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,982 Enough! 968 01:09:05,982 --> 01:09:10,250 - Confess. - Yes, yes, enough! 969 01:09:35,919 --> 01:09:39,143 Forgive me, I was cruel, forgive me... 970 01:09:40,126 --> 01:09:43,006 Everyone is cruel sometimes. 971 01:10:27,899 --> 01:10:30,958 Hey kid, come here. Let's go have some fun. 972 01:10:45,075 --> 01:10:47,576 Two, two! 973 01:11:27,251 --> 01:11:30,760 Careful. Yes, five dollars. 974 01:11:35,352 --> 01:11:37,818 You're disgusting, stay away from me! You depraved animal! 975 01:11:41,090 --> 01:11:43,591 Cretin, pervert! 976 01:11:55,936 --> 01:11:57,501 How can they do it? 977 01:11:57,501 --> 01:12:00,178 My god, how can they sell their own children? 978 01:12:00,178 --> 01:12:04,385 They're hungry. It's better to sell them than to eat them. 979 01:12:04,385 --> 01:12:08,627 You're a degenerate. All of Naples is degenerate. 980 01:12:08,627 --> 01:12:10,122 Why did you bring me here? 981 01:12:10,122 --> 01:12:12,313 So I can feel as degenerate as you? 982 01:12:12,313 --> 01:12:14,016 We didn't start this war. 983 01:12:14,016 --> 01:12:16,867 We don't sell our bodies for a pack of cigarettes. 984 01:12:16,867 --> 01:12:19,191 A pack of cigarettes? 985 01:12:21,388 --> 01:12:25,348 Maam, what will you give me for that? Right. 986 01:12:27,507 --> 01:12:30,253 With this and a pack of cigarretes I can get bread... 987 01:12:30,253 --> 01:12:32,966 for a large family. Would you like some maam? 988 01:12:32,966 --> 01:12:36,712 - Here - Thank you. 989 01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:41,551 - I brought you here because... - Because everyone can be cruel. 990 01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:51,252 - Are we even now? - Yes. 991 01:12:58,521 --> 01:13:02,160 - Do you need anything else from me? - No, no. 992 01:13:12,499 --> 01:13:15,176 Jimmy? What did I do to you? 993 01:13:15,176 --> 01:13:17,772 It's not my fault if things didn't go well for you today. 994 01:13:18,131 --> 01:13:20,632 What's wrong with you, Jimmy? 995 01:13:23,764 --> 01:13:26,164 - Here. - What's that? 996 01:13:26,164 --> 01:13:28,143 Try it. 997 01:13:29,953 --> 01:13:32,874 Here, like this. 998 01:13:32,874 --> 01:13:34,995 Are you crazy? I already have hair. 999 01:13:34,995 --> 01:13:37,394 Did you bring this filthy thing from the US? 1000 01:13:37,394 --> 01:13:41,288 No, not at all. It's from Naples. 1001 01:13:41,288 --> 01:13:43,235 - From Naples? - Yes, yes. 1002 01:13:43,235 --> 01:13:44,625 Every last hair. 1003 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:47,964 Who gave you this? Where'd you get it, Jimmy? 1004 01:13:47,964 --> 01:13:51,188 Where have you been hanging out? Tell me who gave you this. 1005 01:13:53,770 --> 01:13:57,446 Jimmy, come here. Come here. 1006 01:14:08,548 --> 01:14:11,251 Forgive me. Excuse me. 1007 01:14:12,338 --> 01:14:15,988 I'd like to... I'm looking for... 1008 01:14:15,988 --> 01:14:20,126 - Maria Concetta. - What is it you want? 1009 01:14:20,126 --> 01:14:24,751 She has a brother... Pasqualino. 1010 01:14:24,751 --> 01:14:28,088 There are thousands of Maria Concettas and Pasqualinos around here. 1011 01:14:28,088 --> 01:14:30,731 Wait, maybe he's talking about the virgin. 1012 01:14:30,731 --> 01:14:32,876 - Oh, the virgin? - Yes. 1013 01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:36,850 Her father doesn't know. 1014 01:14:36,850 --> 01:14:39,423 Ah, her father doesn't know. 1015 01:14:39,423 --> 01:14:42,065 Wait, I'll come with you. I'll come with you. 1016 01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:44,465 - Thank you. - Antonio, and you? 1017 01:14:44,465 --> 01:14:46,203 See if he'll give me a couple of dollars. 1018 01:14:46,203 --> 01:14:47,767 - Here. - Thanks. 1019 01:14:47,767 --> 01:14:49,842 - Wait here, I'll be right back. - Yes... 1020 01:14:52,774 --> 01:14:56,318 Straight ahead. Good night! 1021 01:15:04,353 --> 01:15:06,368 Come on, we can't stay herei. 1022 01:15:16,557 --> 01:15:19,509 - He says that... - What does he say? 1023 01:15:20,313 --> 01:15:23,685 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 1024 01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:26,459 Jimmy, you can't come here. 1025 01:15:27,683 --> 01:15:31,879 Never. My father... the war... 1026 01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:35,296 he's sick. 1027 01:15:36,272 --> 01:15:38,428 I brought this for him. 1028 01:15:38,428 --> 01:15:39,887 - I see. - Yes. 1029 01:15:39,887 --> 01:15:41,452 - Pretty, isn't it? - Yes. 1030 01:15:41,452 --> 01:15:43,990 But put it away, I can't take it. 1031 01:15:43,990 --> 01:15:47,214 My father musn't know. 1032 01:15:56,020 --> 01:15:59,458 I have to go. I need to drop it off. 1033 01:16:01,201 --> 01:16:04,122 Wait. No, wait, listen... 1034 01:16:04,122 --> 01:16:08,816 I wanted to say, Jimmy, that I'm very happy when I'm with you. 1035 01:16:08,816 --> 01:16:12,776 - But I have to go. - Wait. 1036 01:16:30,130 --> 01:16:33,920 What a lovely butt. So firm. 1037 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,551 It's marvellous. 1038 01:16:42,785 --> 01:16:46,784 It's lovely, very love. 1039 01:16:46,784 --> 01:16:49,487 Come! 1040 01:16:51,061 --> 01:16:53,077 Come, yes, like that. 1041 01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:58,154 Very good. 1042 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,690 Well, normally I start with the cellar. 1043 01:17:04,690 --> 01:17:06,708 Why don't we go directly to the bedroom? 1044 01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,480 Did you forget? I already confessed... 1045 01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:12,119 - Right, we're even. - This way, please. 1046 01:17:28,855 --> 01:17:32,258 - This is a marvellous home, Captain! - Thank you. 1047 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,859 Did you buy it or have it built? 1048 01:17:41,859 --> 01:17:46,206 I bought it, though I designed the landscape. 1049 01:17:46,206 --> 01:17:48,362 I congratulate you. 1050 01:17:48,362 --> 01:17:52,568 The lady's bath is ready. Will she take it alone? 1051 01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:53,924 What did she say? 1052 01:17:53,924 --> 01:17:57,263 Well, she wants to know if you're taking your bath alone. 1053 01:17:57,263 --> 01:18:02,304 But Maria sometimes simplifies things a bit too much. 1054 01:18:02,304 --> 01:18:03,695 Forgive her. 1055 01:18:03,695 --> 01:18:07,694 It must be difficult to handle so many baths for couples. 1056 01:18:07,694 --> 01:18:10,440 No, thank you Maria. 1057 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:14,960 I think I'll be able to maintain control... 1058 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:18,159 for at least the next five minutes. 1059 01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:22,157 The lady will take a bath in five minutes, and by herself. 1060 01:18:22,157 --> 01:18:24,209 It's from Jean Louis. 1061 01:18:24,209 --> 01:18:28,058 - Urgent! - Right. 1062 01:18:31,816 --> 01:18:35,568 Don't tell me, it's an invitation to organize an orgy. 1063 01:18:35,568 --> 01:18:37,408 You're partially right. 1064 01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:40,222 What part? An orgy, organize or invited? 1065 01:18:40,222 --> 01:18:41,820 The third part. 1066 01:18:41,820 --> 01:18:45,293 It's a party exclusively for me. I know you understand me... 1067 01:18:45,293 --> 01:18:47,792 I can look like a man. What do you think? 1068 01:18:50,157 --> 01:18:54,255 - How is Maria Concetta? - She escaped. 1069 01:18:54,255 --> 01:18:56,126 Then you didn't get anything, is that it? 1070 01:18:59,535 --> 01:19:03,772 Yes, and you're going blind. You're even wearing glasses|. 1071 01:19:03,772 --> 01:19:07,559 Well, the doctor says... It's just that my eyes are exhausted. 1072 01:19:07,559 --> 01:19:09,157 Are you worried about syphilis? 1073 01:19:09,157 --> 01:19:10,685 So we don't want to hear about that, is that right? 1074 01:19:10,685 --> 01:19:13,740 I'm not the one who has to worry about that. 1075 01:19:15,513 --> 01:19:18,178 Very good! Very good! 1076 01:19:18,709 --> 01:19:21,930 So why are you scratching? 1077 01:19:29,582 --> 01:19:31,038 True. 1078 01:19:34,966 --> 01:19:36,588 Quiet! 1079 01:20:03,067 --> 01:20:05,498 I was waiting for you. Everything alright? 1080 01:20:05,498 --> 01:20:06,919 Yes, it's fine. 1081 01:20:45,479 --> 01:20:47,978 It's hot. 1082 01:20:50,759 --> 01:20:52,559 It's hot. 1083 01:20:58,644 --> 01:21:02,326 - Go on, push. - It hurts. 1084 01:21:02,326 --> 01:21:05,654 It's too hot. 1085 01:21:31,747 --> 01:21:34,665 Ice, I want ice. 1086 01:21:34,665 --> 01:21:36,465 Give me a bit of ice. 1087 01:21:39,633 --> 01:21:44,600 - Not coffee. He wants ice. - Ice, I want ice. 1088 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:47,549 Impossible. Impossible. 1089 01:22:12,805 --> 01:22:14,783 I hope it's a girl. 1090 01:22:19,614 --> 01:22:21,141 Relax! 1091 01:22:26,109 --> 01:22:30,069 Calm down! Calm down! Stop screaming, you'll waste your strength. 1092 01:22:30,069 --> 01:22:32,426 Push, come on! 1093 01:22:36,043 --> 01:22:39,205 My god, it's a boy! 1094 01:22:39,205 --> 01:22:42,225 Look how pretty he is. It's a boy! 1095 01:23:47,426 --> 01:23:50,719 Here it is, the macarroni. Let's go, let's go! 1096 01:23:53,886 --> 01:23:55,757 Look. 1097 01:24:26,399 --> 01:24:30,106 Febo! Febo! 1098 01:24:37,236 --> 01:24:38,858 Febo! 1099 01:25:47,646 --> 01:25:52,017 I have to admit, I've never been there. 1100 01:25:54,211 --> 01:25:56,568 You knew I'd be here. 1101 01:25:57,441 --> 01:25:58,993 Are we even? 1102 01:26:06,022 --> 01:26:10,321 - Come with me to Capri. - No. 1103 01:26:13,107 --> 01:26:17,821 I believe in my marriage. Though... 1104 01:26:20,541 --> 01:26:24,049 Febo, Palm... Did you find the dogs? 1105 01:26:24,049 --> 01:26:25,955 Not yet. 1106 01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:28,661 It's my fault. 1107 01:26:30,822 --> 01:26:34,920 - You're a good person, Captain. - No more than you are, Mrs. Wyatt. 1108 01:26:37,596 --> 01:26:39,889 What's this about ''net weight in the morning''? 1109 01:26:39,889 --> 01:26:41,417 What does it mean? 1110 01:26:41,417 --> 01:26:44,683 I insisted on that, sir. Scientifically... 1111 01:26:44,683 --> 01:26:47,461 the morning is when the human body weighs the least. 1112 01:26:47,461 --> 01:26:52,838 And ''net'' means they'll be weighed in the nude and after... 1113 01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:55,346 having gone through their morning routine. 1114 01:26:55,346 --> 01:26:56,840 I understand... 1115 01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:58,507 - Mr. Eduardo. - General. 1116 01:26:58,507 --> 01:27:00,834 I assume that you understand that this little transaction... 1117 01:27:00,834 --> 01:27:02,814 will cost the American taxpayers... 1118 01:27:02,814 --> 01:27:07,920 50 thousand dollars in exchange for 20 tons of enemy flesh. 1119 01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:09,102 You don't want to pay? 1120 01:27:09,102 --> 01:27:11,221 He doesn't think this price is democratic. 1121 01:27:11,221 --> 01:27:12,471 Isn't democratic? 1122 01:27:12,471 --> 01:27:14,625 I hope the newspapers don't learn about this. 1123 01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:18,863 How is it not democratic? Officers and soldiers cost the same thing. 1124 01:27:18,863 --> 01:27:22,961 - The same price... - Yes, yes, I understand, I understand. 1125 01:27:22,961 --> 01:27:25,115 Ask him, how much would Hitler be? 1126 01:27:25,115 --> 01:27:28,346 - What did he say? - He's asking how much Hitler would cost. 1127 01:27:28,346 --> 01:27:30,290 Ah, thank you. Hitler... 1128 01:27:30,290 --> 01:27:33,556 Tell him that with the Fifth Battalion marching on Rome... 1129 01:27:33,556 --> 01:27:36,925 the price is falling ever day. 1130 01:27:36,925 --> 01:27:39,634 It's the Fifth Battalion's fault the price is falling. 1131 01:27:39,634 --> 01:27:43,412 - That's amusing. - Very well. 1132 01:27:44,463 --> 01:27:46,617 Sir, the photographers. They're waiting outside. 1133 01:27:46,617 --> 01:27:48,725 Let them in. 1134 01:27:50,611 --> 01:27:52,233 Is he signing? 1135 01:27:53,702 --> 01:27:54,953 Come in gentlemen. 1136 01:27:54,953 --> 01:27:57,940 Mr. Eduardo, a group photo. 1137 01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:00,119 - This way. - Yes. 1138 01:28:00,824 --> 01:28:03,701 - Is someone looking for Febo? - Yes. 1139 01:28:04,644 --> 01:28:05,999 And what about operation ''Sky Girl''? 1140 01:28:05,999 --> 01:28:08,071 It's today or never. 1141 01:28:09,195 --> 01:28:10,793 - A picture. - Alright. 1142 01:28:10,793 --> 01:28:13,433 Let's go over there. Major Beckwith... 1143 01:28:13,433 --> 01:28:17,601 Antonio, come and take a picture. The poor thing's an orphan. 1144 01:28:17,601 --> 01:28:20,716 - A mother's a mother, general. - Yes, of course, here. 1145 01:28:30,244 --> 01:28:32,529 Smile for the camera. 1146 01:28:49,627 --> 01:28:50,704 Lucia... 1147 01:28:50,704 --> 01:28:52,847 Come here, hurry up. 1148 01:28:56,088 --> 01:28:57,544 The Americans. 1149 01:28:57,929 --> 01:28:59,874 It was dark, but I think it was here. 1150 01:28:59,874 --> 01:29:01,331 - Yes, around here. - Hello. 1151 01:29:03,765 --> 01:29:06,358 Why don't you take one of these? 1152 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:10,329 You're all too tall, Jimmy. Take one home with you. 1153 01:29:10,329 --> 01:29:13,247 The Americans need to go back to reasonable proportions. 1154 01:29:13,247 --> 01:29:15,714 Do you ever take anything seriously? Sometimes... 1155 01:29:15,714 --> 01:29:16,895 Yes. 1156 01:29:16,895 --> 01:29:19,638 No, you're like all the other Italians. 1157 01:29:19,638 --> 01:29:22,278 - Are you going to help me or not? - No. 1158 01:29:22,278 --> 01:29:24,918 - What's going on ladies? - How are you? 1159 01:29:24,918 --> 01:29:28,247 - Are you free today? - A kiss. 1160 01:29:31,101 --> 01:29:32,522 This is the place. 1161 01:29:32,699 --> 01:29:35,648 Wait here. I'm going to go get the old man. 1162 01:29:36,729 --> 01:29:39,050 Jimmy, don't go. 1163 01:29:40,445 --> 01:29:44,472 I was wrong. I thought you were my friend. 1164 01:29:49,754 --> 01:29:50,997 Ciao, Jimmy! 1165 01:29:52,776 --> 01:29:55,962 Hey, I'm here to see Maria, Maria Concetta. 1166 01:30:25,394 --> 01:30:27,513 - Jimmy? - We'll talk later, alright? 1167 01:30:27,513 --> 01:30:30,355 - Don't go. - Jimmy. 1168 01:30:38,697 --> 01:30:40,608 Relax Captain. Get in line like everybody else... 1169 01:30:40,608 --> 01:30:43,074 - What are you waiting for? - The virgin of Naples, isn't it? 1170 01:30:43,074 --> 01:30:46,674 Bullshit! I hear she even does it with horses. 1171 01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:52,557 - How was it? - Save your money. 1172 01:30:52,557 --> 01:30:53,981 Put it into war bonds. 1173 01:30:53,981 --> 01:30:55,266 I'd stick it anywhere if I could just find a hole. 1174 01:30:55,266 --> 01:30:57,767 My god, all the quim that isn't being used... 1175 01:30:57,767 --> 01:30:59,435 and you keep jacking off. 1176 01:30:59,435 --> 01:31:03,142 Confucius says: ''Pussy everyday gets old''. 1177 01:31:05,201 --> 01:31:06,551 Go to hell! 1178 01:31:12,078 --> 01:31:14,127 Out, out, out. 1179 01:31:15,900 --> 01:31:17,285 Let's go! 1180 01:31:22,569 --> 01:31:25,481 A dollar each, a dollar... 1181 01:31:27,467 --> 01:31:29,824 Enough, enough! 1182 01:32:04,877 --> 01:32:07,021 Relax... 1183 01:32:09,010 --> 01:32:11,580 You want to screw her? 1184 01:32:11,580 --> 01:32:13,665 Impossible. 1185 01:32:13,665 --> 01:32:15,645 You want to be with her? 1186 01:32:15,645 --> 01:32:20,121 Impossible! Because I'm her fatheri. 1187 01:32:21,967 --> 01:32:24,711 - Understand? - Yes. 1188 01:32:24,711 --> 01:32:27,624 - You want to sleep with her? - Yes! Yes! 1189 01:32:29,157 --> 01:32:32,318 Impossible. Impossible! 1190 01:32:32,318 --> 01:32:34,296 I'm her father. 1191 01:32:37,806 --> 01:32:40,864 Gentlemen. Gentlemen... 1192 01:32:40,864 --> 01:32:43,221 The virgin of Naples. 1193 01:33:10,979 --> 01:33:13,446 A real virgin. 1194 01:33:13,446 --> 01:33:16,989 You can put a finger in if you want, it doesn't bite. 1195 01:33:16,989 --> 01:33:19,831 It doesn't bite. Try it. 1196 01:33:21,573 --> 01:33:22,685 A real virgin. 1197 01:33:22,685 --> 01:33:25,533 Virgin. Stick your finger in. 1198 01:33:25,533 --> 01:33:29,382 Touch. Just a finger. 1199 01:33:40,574 --> 01:33:41,998 Cutting in line, Captain? 1200 01:33:41,998 --> 01:33:45,089 Relax! Look! 1201 01:34:18,887 --> 01:34:22,639 Satisfied? Satisfied? 1202 01:34:22,639 --> 01:34:24,827 What did you do? Are you crazy? 1203 01:34:24,827 --> 01:34:28,405 Looks like he ruined your business... 1204 01:34:28,405 --> 01:34:31,141 What are you doing, bastard? 1205 01:34:57,410 --> 01:35:00,154 Son of a bitch! You knew the whole time! 1206 01:35:00,154 --> 01:35:02,238 All of you, you're all a bunch of idiots! 1207 01:35:02,238 --> 01:35:04,426 Jimmy, we've lost the war. 1208 01:35:04,426 --> 01:35:06,927 Women and children will suffer more than anyone. 1209 01:35:06,927 --> 01:35:08,803 You're pigs! A country full of pigs! 1210 01:35:08,803 --> 01:35:11,200 - And what about you? - Shut your mouth! 1211 01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:13,631 You go into homes certain you can... 1212 01:35:13,631 --> 01:35:15,369 buy everything with chocolate and cigarettes. 1213 01:35:15,369 --> 01:35:16,827 I loved her. 1214 01:35:16,827 --> 01:35:20,083 You loved her? So what's stopping you? 1215 01:35:21,690 --> 01:35:23,982 You're a pig! A pig from Cleveland! 1216 01:35:23,982 --> 01:35:25,888 I wanted to marry her! 1217 01:35:39,509 --> 01:35:42,008 Isn't that her man? 1218 01:35:43,399 --> 01:35:45,306 Always there when I need you... 1219 01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:52,813 I won't forget the chastity belt, Cliffton. 1220 01:35:52,813 --> 01:35:55,726 At least I haven't forgotten to wear it until now. 1221 01:35:58,128 --> 01:36:00,108 - Worried about syphilis? - I can't believe it! 1222 01:36:00,108 --> 01:36:02,817 VDs can be more destructive... 1223 01:36:02,817 --> 01:36:05,386 than war. But thanks to penicillin... 1224 01:36:17,337 --> 01:36:21,494 Yes, Captain? You're one hour early. 1225 01:36:22,790 --> 01:36:24,625 Hospital? 1226 01:36:25,778 --> 01:36:27,921 Yes, I'm coming. 1227 01:36:33,003 --> 01:36:35,536 - Could I make a phone call? - Yes. 1228 01:36:36,025 --> 01:36:40,401 - Excuse me. - Who are you calling? 1229 01:36:40,401 --> 01:36:44,257 - I'm calling Ted... - What are you going to do? 1230 01:36:44,257 --> 01:36:46,199 Wait! 1231 01:36:56,588 --> 01:36:58,499 Sorry, I didn't want to make you wait. 1232 01:36:58,499 --> 01:37:00,652 No, no, I arrived early. 1233 01:37:00,652 --> 01:37:02,563 - Are you alright? - Well... 1234 01:37:02,563 --> 01:37:04,057 Sorry, really... 1235 01:37:04,057 --> 01:37:06,685 Don't worry, maybe there's still time, let's go... 1236 01:37:52,722 --> 01:37:55,743 - Febo! - Sorry to meet you here. 1237 01:37:55,743 --> 01:37:58,939 We're conducting a study on extreme wounds. 1238 01:37:58,939 --> 01:38:00,607 We needed test subjects. 1239 01:38:00,607 --> 01:38:03,899 To learn how to treat battle wounds. 1240 01:38:04,809 --> 01:38:06,095 These were stray dogs. 1241 01:38:06,095 --> 01:38:08,238 They would have been killed anyway. 1242 01:38:09,777 --> 01:38:11,618 Febo... 1243 01:38:11,618 --> 01:38:14,151 It's not allowed, but I'll put it to sleep. 1244 01:38:20,058 --> 01:38:22,415 It's a sweet, painless sleep. 1245 01:38:26,068 --> 01:38:28,769 Why this dreadful silence? 1246 01:38:30,063 --> 01:38:32,041 We anesthetize them. 1247 01:38:37,913 --> 01:38:41,247 Don't worry, Mrs. Wyatt, nothing is gonna fall from the ceiling. 1248 01:38:41,247 --> 01:38:43,748 We eat here every day. 1249 01:38:43,748 --> 01:38:47,674 It is an honor to have a young American guest with us. 1250 01:38:47,674 --> 01:38:49,202 Thanks. 1251 01:38:49,202 --> 01:38:52,050 The U.S. Army has the same stimulating aroma... 1252 01:38:52,050 --> 01:38:53,856 as a summer rain in the woods. 1253 01:38:53,856 --> 01:38:56,149 Maybe it's the woods still in you. 1254 01:38:56,149 --> 01:38:58,612 It's the way the wind blows, I'm sure. 1255 01:39:01,011 --> 01:39:04,694 It's the only occupation army in the history of Naples... 1256 01:39:04,694 --> 01:39:07,681 that had the courtesy of knocking on our doors... 1257 01:39:07,681 --> 01:39:09,140 before coming in. 1258 01:39:09,140 --> 01:39:14,303 Judging by the ruins I saw, I think we knocked too strongly. 1259 01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:20,186 That, dear, is an insignificant detail. 1260 01:39:20,186 --> 01:39:23,173 If one has to lose a war, Mrs Wyatt... 1261 01:39:23,173 --> 01:39:27,307 it is better to be conquered by an army... 1262 01:39:27,307 --> 01:39:30,007 that has good manners, believe me. 1263 01:39:30,850 --> 01:39:33,525 The Duchess is still recovering... 1264 01:39:33,525 --> 01:39:36,959 from the Barbarian's raid into Imperial Rome. 1265 01:39:39,672 --> 01:39:42,140 I'm not old enough to... 1266 01:39:42,140 --> 01:39:46,377 remember that event. 1267 01:39:46,377 --> 01:39:51,726 but trust me: the poor and the noble... 1268 01:39:51,726 --> 01:39:53,671 lose every war since then... 1269 01:39:53,671 --> 01:39:56,584 regardless of flag... 1270 01:39:57,805 --> 01:40:01,512 And women... Women have no flag. 1271 01:40:02,321 --> 01:40:04,856 The real Italian flag does not show three colors... 1272 01:40:04,856 --> 01:40:09,302 but the male organ. Moral, Homor, Family... 1273 01:40:09,302 --> 01:40:12,984 the cult of religion, are there, in between the legs. 1274 01:40:12,984 --> 01:40:14,617 - My God! - I disagree... 1275 01:40:14,617 --> 01:40:16,310 A little exaggerated. 1276 01:40:16,910 --> 01:40:19,681 There's only one flag... 1277 01:40:20,904 --> 01:40:22,740 this one. 1278 01:40:23,439 --> 01:40:25,488 But that is from Savoia. 1279 01:40:29,171 --> 01:40:30,734 Listen. 1280 01:40:30,734 --> 01:40:32,948 American airplane. 1281 01:40:34,451 --> 01:40:37,045 I think it is German. 1282 01:40:40,982 --> 01:40:43,482 And why the US don't fight back? 1283 01:40:43,482 --> 01:40:48,067 The Americans are asleep. They rise early. 1284 01:40:48,067 --> 01:40:52,129 I heard another noise before. Listen. 1285 01:41:01,510 --> 01:41:03,004 There's people at the stairs. 1286 01:41:03,004 --> 01:41:05,325 - Let them in. - Ok. 1287 01:41:18,253 --> 01:41:21,723 Easy. Slow. 1288 01:41:36,420 --> 01:41:38,634 Come in. 1289 01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:58,093 She was taken by God. 1290 01:42:04,868 --> 01:42:09,419 Let's go out. Nunziatina, Carmela, stay here. 1291 01:42:09,419 --> 01:42:12,261 Bring what's needed. Quick. 1292 01:42:27,169 --> 01:42:29,384 Let's go into the other room. 1293 01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:35,705 No, I'd rather stay. 1294 01:43:03,329 --> 01:43:05,721 The hair brush, please. 1295 01:43:08,713 --> 01:43:10,762 Brush her hair. 1296 01:43:29,694 --> 01:43:31,979 Carmela, take the dress off. 1297 01:44:02,519 --> 01:44:04,637 Let's hear the news. Turn on the radio. 1298 01:44:04,637 --> 01:44:06,922 Yes, Prince. 1299 01:44:23,012 --> 01:44:25,262 The Duchess is calling. 1300 01:44:26,139 --> 01:44:29,738 Sirs, please follow me. We are being summoned. 1301 01:44:43,889 --> 01:44:45,348 Hare is the Armed Forces radio... 1302 01:44:45,348 --> 01:44:48,231 We interrupt our program for an important report. 1303 01:44:48,231 --> 01:44:50,940 Mount Vesuvius' sismograph has registered... 1304 01:44:50,940 --> 01:44:52,538 a sudden rise in volcanic activity. 1305 01:44:52,538 --> 01:44:54,379 All commanding officers must report to their bases... 1306 01:44:54,379 --> 01:44:56,255 for further instructions. 1307 01:44:56,255 --> 01:44:57,888 I repeat, all commanding officers must... 1308 01:44:57,888 --> 01:44:59,025 report to their bases. 1309 01:45:37,625 --> 01:45:39,910 This night, seeing those unhappy people... 1310 01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:44,328 I have a confession to make. 1311 01:45:46,448 --> 01:45:48,105 It isn't easy. 1312 01:45:49,054 --> 01:45:50,510 Another time? 1313 01:45:52,562 --> 01:45:55,375 Don't be afraid, we're in Italy. 1314 01:45:55,375 --> 01:45:58,738 It was in Italy that confession was born. 1315 01:46:01,419 --> 01:46:03,882 I haven't been honest, Captain. 1316 01:46:05,727 --> 01:46:07,185 I wasn't honest. 1317 01:46:07,185 --> 01:46:11,388 I'm not here to help the civilian population. 1318 01:46:11,388 --> 01:46:13,010 No, in no way. 1319 01:46:13,681 --> 01:46:16,980 I'm here to help Senator Wyatt... 1320 01:46:16,980 --> 01:46:22,018 The President of the USA, the WAC... 1321 01:46:22,018 --> 01:46:24,375 No, that's a lie too. 1322 01:46:25,561 --> 01:46:28,270 I'm here for myself. 1323 01:46:28,270 --> 01:46:31,292 For me, myself, I! 1324 01:46:31,292 --> 01:46:34,036 How? I don't know. 1325 01:46:34,036 --> 01:46:36,537 To have my picture in the papers... 1326 01:46:36,537 --> 01:46:39,344 Be the first in Rome... 1327 01:46:40,011 --> 01:46:43,718 Damn it, Malaparte, take me to Capri. 1328 01:46:45,638 --> 01:46:47,618 You're laughing at me! 1329 01:46:47,618 --> 01:46:50,362 I can't believe it, you're laughing at me! 1330 01:46:50,362 --> 01:46:52,759 No, no, I'm laughing at myself. 1331 01:46:52,759 --> 01:46:54,867 It's incredible. 1332 01:46:55,364 --> 01:46:57,831 The destruction, hunger, violence... 1333 01:46:57,831 --> 01:47:00,991 All that for a photo in the papers. 1334 01:47:00,991 --> 01:47:04,117 You ignorant son of a bitch! 1335 01:47:04,117 --> 01:47:08,216 I hate your attitude, you latin snob! 1336 01:47:08,216 --> 01:47:10,648 Know-it-all! All of you! 1337 01:47:10,648 --> 01:47:16,240 Back! Pervert! Pig! 1338 01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:21,511 Dirty gigolos! Imbecile, imbecile! 1339 01:47:23,187 --> 01:47:25,615 And you're laughing at me? 1340 01:47:26,279 --> 01:47:29,822 You can stick your flag right between your legs, in your ass! 1341 01:47:29,822 --> 01:47:33,291 One catastrophe after another. 1342 01:47:51,879 --> 01:47:53,892 Get out, get out! 1343 01:48:03,307 --> 01:48:04,627 It's unbelievable! 1344 01:48:04,627 --> 01:48:09,934 What a disgrace. 1345 01:48:37,522 --> 01:48:40,507 Listen, if you take me to the airport, I'll pay. 1346 01:48:43,010 --> 01:48:45,859 Stop! Stop! 1347 01:48:45,859 --> 01:48:48,395 I'll give you US$50 to take me to the airport. 1348 01:48:48,395 --> 01:48:49,886 Get in. 1349 01:49:10,625 --> 01:49:11,975 What's happening? 1350 01:49:15,905 --> 01:49:17,397 What's this? 1351 01:49:27,090 --> 01:49:28,618 The Vesuvius. 1352 01:49:28,618 --> 01:49:30,806 You gotta leave quick! 1353 01:49:30,806 --> 01:49:33,620 Where to? This is my home! 1354 01:49:33,620 --> 01:49:35,977 No, it is dangerous! You have to leave! 1355 01:49:36,434 --> 01:49:39,063 Jimmy! Come, come! 1356 01:50:13,531 --> 01:50:15,373 DO you hear me, Colonel? 1357 01:50:15,373 --> 01:50:18,985 I want all men of the 5th... 1358 01:50:18,985 --> 01:50:24,161 shaved and in full uniform helping the civilians. 1359 01:50:24,161 --> 01:50:26,862 Avoiding panic, putting out fires... 1360 01:50:27,634 --> 01:50:29,996 I want them to swallow lava, if need be. 1361 01:50:29,996 --> 01:50:32,324 And I want it all documented! Did you hear me? 1362 01:50:32,324 --> 01:50:34,858 Films, photos, radio, the whole operation! 1363 01:50:35,207 --> 01:50:36,663 You may leave! 1364 01:50:37,256 --> 01:50:40,620 They're everywhere in Naples. Impossible not to find. 1365 01:50:43,613 --> 01:50:46,600 They said that the Vesuvius hadn't had an eruption in 50 years. 1366 01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:49,587 This is historic! Right, Bob... 1367 01:50:49,587 --> 01:50:51,428 Right, boys. Here, in San Sebastiano... 1368 01:50:51,428 --> 01:50:53,406 at the basis of the volcano. 1369 01:51:10,707 --> 01:51:13,692 All vehicles on duty now! 1370 01:51:14,667 --> 01:51:15,641 What are the orders? 1371 01:51:15,641 --> 01:51:16,892 All land and air crews at work... 1372 01:51:16,892 --> 01:51:19,003 in civilian rescue, madam! 1373 01:51:56,021 --> 01:51:57,864 Aren't you afraid? 1374 01:51:57,864 --> 01:52:03,390 Fear... the only thing I'm afraid of is human stupidity. 1375 01:52:03,986 --> 01:52:08,889 Because, unlike everything in the world, it knows no bounds. 1376 01:52:08,889 --> 01:52:11,464 How men can be idiots. 1377 01:52:11,464 --> 01:52:14,037 Is this the end of the world? What is this? 1378 01:52:14,037 --> 01:52:16,471 Don't be afraid, it's nothing. I told you. 1379 01:52:16,471 --> 01:52:18,593 Oh my God! It's horrible! 1380 01:52:18,593 --> 01:52:21,582 It's hell breaking loose! 1381 01:52:22,071 --> 01:52:24,051 I'll close that door. Close it! 1382 01:52:26,384 --> 01:52:28,019 Vesuvius is an idiot. 1383 01:52:28,019 --> 01:52:32,227 Not Vesuvius, you are the idiot for saying that. 1384 01:52:32,227 --> 01:52:34,105 - Turn on the light. - OK. 1385 01:52:34,105 --> 01:52:37,097 Don't blaspheme. Vesuvius is God. 1386 01:52:37,097 --> 01:52:39,426 - Remember. - Let there be light. 1387 01:52:39,426 --> 01:52:43,008 And God wanted that we, despite it all, ate a plate of spaghetti. 1388 01:52:44,435 --> 01:52:45,715 Maria? 1389 01:52:49,930 --> 01:52:51,175 Maria? 1390 01:53:04,990 --> 01:53:06,793 Maria? 1391 01:53:23,563 --> 01:53:25,022 Come with me... 1392 01:53:25,406 --> 01:53:26,758 Yes. 1393 01:53:35,354 --> 01:53:37,013 Stop, stop here. 1394 01:53:46,240 --> 01:53:48,013 Hey, have you seen Mrs. Wyatt? 1395 01:53:48,013 --> 01:53:50,195 They're all in rescue duty! 1396 01:54:23,593 --> 01:54:25,989 Hello, tiger... 1397 01:54:28,950 --> 01:54:30,480 Come here, come. 1398 01:54:30,480 --> 01:54:33,158 Come, closer. I've been expecting you. 1399 01:54:33,158 --> 01:54:35,411 Come make love. 1400 01:54:41,645 --> 01:54:44,076 Come, come. 1401 01:54:44,984 --> 01:54:47,972 Let's make love, come on. 1402 01:56:16,560 --> 01:56:19,821 Flight #3, Flight #3, I'm having trouble. 1403 01:56:20,351 --> 01:56:21,845 I'll land. 1404 01:56:51,967 --> 01:56:53,461 Dammit! 1405 01:57:23,895 --> 01:57:26,330 COme on, get in the truck quick! 1406 01:57:26,330 --> 01:57:28,799 Come on! 1407 01:57:28,799 --> 01:57:32,068 Easy, easy, there's space for everybody! 1408 01:57:32,068 --> 01:57:33,878 Quick! 1409 01:57:33,878 --> 01:57:36,309 WOmen and children first! 1410 01:57:39,129 --> 01:57:41,904 To the left, left! 1411 01:57:42,608 --> 01:57:45,738 - They're not animals! - Are you American? 1412 01:57:45,738 --> 01:57:48,659 - Listen, Sgt... - You better get in. 1413 01:57:48,659 --> 01:57:50,641 I'll wait for the next. 1414 01:57:50,641 --> 01:57:52,241 There are no more trucks, Madam. 1415 01:57:52,241 --> 01:57:54,015 We won't be back for quite a while. 1416 01:57:54,015 --> 01:57:56,172 - But you told them! - Do as you wish. 1417 01:57:56,172 --> 01:57:57,458 We're leaving! 1418 01:57:57,458 --> 01:57:59,367 You know, grappa? I could use some now. 1419 01:58:12,275 --> 01:58:16,484 Hey, stop! Stop! 1420 01:58:16,484 --> 01:58:19,744 Hello, gorgeous, wanna ride with us? A blonde! 1421 01:58:21,248 --> 01:58:23,613 Lets have a look! 1422 01:58:23,613 --> 01:58:26,326 - Not bad... - Not bad, really. 1423 01:58:26,326 --> 01:58:28,344 - Are you blonde all over? 1424 01:58:28,344 --> 01:58:31,091 Ask her if she wants some candy to suck on. 1425 01:58:31,091 --> 01:58:33,039 How about 8 inches of sugar cane? 1426 01:58:33,039 --> 01:58:34,222 I'll take care of that. 1427 01:58:34,222 --> 01:58:36,691 What's your name? 1428 01:58:36,691 --> 01:58:38,916 She's pretty. 1429 01:58:38,916 --> 01:58:41,908 Hey, easy, easy! Right in the nuts! 1430 01:58:41,908 --> 01:58:44,647 Bitch, you asked for it... 1431 01:58:45,385 --> 01:58:46,416 Hey, Tom, looks like she's not your kind, dude. 1432 01:58:47,716 --> 01:58:50,394 Stop the truck and get your paws off her! 1433 01:58:50,394 --> 01:58:53,386 You better let her go, he means it. 1434 01:58:53,386 --> 01:58:55,472 Stop the damn truck! 1435 01:58:55,472 --> 01:58:57,455 You slut! 1436 01:58:57,455 --> 01:58:58,842 Slut! 1437 01:59:35,957 --> 01:59:38,282 It's over! It's over! 1438 01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:41,511 It's over! It's over! 1439 01:59:41,974 --> 01:59:43,562 It's over! 1440 01:59:44,026 --> 01:59:45,208 It's over! 1441 01:59:45,208 --> 01:59:48,682 It's over! It's over! 1442 01:59:50,286 --> 01:59:51,538 It's over! 1443 01:59:51,538 --> 01:59:52,997 It's over! 1444 02:00:46,804 --> 02:00:49,969 - Jimmy! - Goldberg! 1445 02:00:49,969 --> 02:00:53,064 - I was worried about you. - I couldn't find you! 1446 02:00:53,064 --> 02:00:57,343 I missed the jeep, so... I got laid! 1447 02:00:57,343 --> 02:00:59,290 It was fantastic, Jimmy... 1448 02:00:59,290 --> 02:01:02,101 This is Zelmira, a goddess! 1449 02:01:02,664 --> 02:01:06,103 That's Maria Concetta. 1450 02:01:50,904 --> 02:01:52,777 Bring the gurney here. 1451 02:01:58,486 --> 02:02:00,121 She needs a transfusion. 1452 02:02:00,121 --> 02:02:02,196 Take her to the ambulance right away. 1453 02:02:12,746 --> 02:02:18,173 Deborah? Deborah? Doctor, come here, please. 1454 02:02:18,173 --> 02:02:19,981 She's hurt. Do something for her. 1455 02:02:19,981 --> 02:02:21,267 I've already examined her. 1456 02:02:21,267 --> 02:02:24,676 She's just lightly hurt. She's in shock. 1457 02:02:24,676 --> 02:02:26,893 I have more urgent cases to attend. 1458 02:02:27,563 --> 02:02:29,816 Deborah, come. 1459 02:02:39,214 --> 02:02:40,743 Can you walk? 1460 02:03:08,604 --> 02:03:12,569 - I wanna go home... - I know. 1461 02:03:12,569 --> 02:03:16,980 - I want out of here. - Sure... 1462 02:03:18,030 --> 02:03:24,564 - Are we even now? - Yes, totally. 1463 02:03:36,533 --> 02:03:38,932 I don't want this here. Take it to the road. 1464 02:03:38,932 --> 02:03:42,341 1st Platoon, up! 1465 02:03:42,341 --> 02:03:43,593 Everybody in the truck! 1466 02:03:43,593 --> 02:03:47,446 Ok, men, we're going? Everybody. 1467 02:03:48,949 --> 02:03:52,253 Hey you, what are you doing? The picnic is over! 1468 02:03:52,253 --> 02:03:54,827 Hurry! Are you asleep? 1469 02:03:54,827 --> 02:03:56,775 Move, you are the 5th Army! 1470 02:03:56,775 --> 02:04:00,009 I want to be proud of you, men. 1471 02:04:00,009 --> 02:04:01,882 Lets move! 1472 02:04:04,669 --> 02:04:07,070 Come, this is a page of history. 1473 02:04:07,070 --> 02:04:08,843 Come on, move! 1474 02:04:08,843 --> 02:04:10,301 Get up! 1475 02:04:11,104 --> 02:04:12,871 Let's go, it's just a short trip to Rome. 1476 02:04:15,974 --> 02:04:18,512 Yes, Sgt, your platoon too. 1477 02:04:18,512 --> 02:04:20,243 Let's go! 1478 02:04:20,599 --> 02:04:22,781 The 5th Army marches over Rome. 1479 02:04:37,642 --> 02:04:40,389 You take Cap. Malaparte and Cap. Wren. 1480 02:04:40,389 --> 02:04:42,963 Captain, it seems we've made it without the queen of the skies. 1481 02:04:42,963 --> 02:04:45,467 - What happened? - She went back to the USA. 1482 02:04:45,467 --> 02:04:48,563 Malaparte, you're a genius. 1483 02:04:48,563 --> 02:04:50,197 Is this my transport, Colonel? 1484 02:04:50,197 --> 02:04:52,736 Yes, General, take your seat here. 1485 02:04:52,736 --> 02:04:55,901 Gen. Howes, sit on the other side. 1486 02:04:55,901 --> 02:04:58,336 Cap. Malaparte, there's your jeep. 1487 02:04:58,336 --> 02:05:00,458 You too, Cap. Wren. 1488 02:05:00,458 --> 02:05:03,411 And you, General, there's your jeep. 1489 02:05:08,631 --> 02:05:10,544 Well, Sir, that's it. 1490 02:05:10,544 --> 02:05:12,735 Good job, Colonel. 1491 02:05:12,735 --> 02:05:15,759 General, I'd like to shake your hand. 1492 02:05:18,126 --> 02:05:19,761 Sic iter ad astra! 1493 02:05:19,761 --> 02:05:21,048 What? 1494 02:05:21,048 --> 02:05:22,439 That's the way to the stars. 1495 02:05:22,439 --> 02:05:24,317 Well, let's go. Tempus fugit! 1496 02:05:24,317 --> 02:05:25,704 Yes, Sir! 1497 02:05:57,393 --> 02:05:59,860 This is a page in history. 1498 02:06:00,871 --> 02:06:02,297 Is Rome really like this? 1499 02:06:02,297 --> 02:06:04,558 Yes, that's 'the' Rome. 1500 02:06:04,558 --> 02:06:06,775 I always thought it was a city. 1501 02:06:08,731 --> 02:06:10,575 Hey, Pastor, do you know that... 1502 02:06:10,575 --> 02:06:12,418 some of these ruins are well over 2000 years old? 1503 02:06:12,418 --> 02:06:15,477 Yes, but in Philly we have the Liberty Bell. 1504 02:06:17,948 --> 02:06:21,148 Malaparte, tomorrow I'll see the Pope. 1505 02:06:21,148 --> 02:06:22,888 There's one thing I want to know: 1506 02:06:22,888 --> 02:06:24,626 What is his favorite sport? 1507 02:06:24,626 --> 02:06:28,444 I don't know. But maybe he plays baseball. 1508 02:06:30,713 --> 02:06:32,930 Very good! 1509 02:06:35,582 --> 02:06:37,763 Cameras, move forward! 1510 02:06:48,138 --> 02:06:51,885 You know, there's something sad about victory. 1511 02:06:52,659 --> 02:06:55,338 Each goes his own way and nobody knows... 1512 02:06:55,338 --> 02:06:57,140 when we'll meet again. 1513 02:06:57,737 --> 02:07:00,274 Sometimes, when they do know, they hide. 1514 02:07:01,146 --> 02:07:02,734 Not us, I hope. 1515 02:07:03,407 --> 02:07:05,945 Let's set a date to meet... 1516 02:07:05,945 --> 02:07:09,389 after the war in Capri. 1517 02:07:09,389 --> 02:07:12,415 You know, it's all set between Maria Concetta and I. 1518 02:07:12,415 --> 02:07:14,884 She goes to Cleveland with me. 1519 02:07:14,884 --> 02:07:16,793 We'll go to Capri first. 1520 02:07:19,058 --> 02:07:21,040 You don't believe me, do you? 1521 02:07:21,040 --> 02:07:22,362 I believe you, Jimmy. 1522 02:07:22,362 --> 02:07:26,595 No, you don't believe me. You'll see, I'll be back... 1523 02:07:30,431 --> 02:07:32,482 - Malaparte! - General! 1524 02:07:34,431 --> 02:07:36,656 What are those monuments over there? 1525 02:07:36,656 --> 02:07:38,291 Tombs. 1526 02:07:38,291 --> 02:07:40,760 Tombs of ancient Rome nobility. 1527 02:07:40,760 --> 02:07:42,778 Whose? 1528 02:07:42,778 --> 02:07:45,212 That's General Silla's. 1529 02:07:45,212 --> 02:07:46,777 That's Cicerus'. 1530 02:07:46,777 --> 02:07:48,586 That's Julius Caesar's. 1531 02:07:48,586 --> 02:07:50,459 - Julius Caesar? - Yes. 1532 02:07:51,855 --> 02:07:53,281 And that one? 1533 02:07:53,281 --> 02:07:57,038 General, that's the prostitutes HQ... 1534 02:07:57,038 --> 02:07:59,991 Prostitutes? Don't tell that to the press. 1535 02:08:10,393 --> 02:08:13,593 Idiot Germans! Screw you! 1536 02:08:13,593 --> 02:08:15,541 Hey, Malaparte, what is going on? 1537 02:08:15,541 --> 02:08:16,897 She thinks we're Germans. 1538 02:08:16,897 --> 02:08:19,471 Well, tell the girl we're American. 1539 02:08:19,471 --> 02:08:22,010 Americani! Americani! 1540 02:08:22,010 --> 02:08:23,018 Americani? 1541 02:08:44,478 --> 02:08:46,589 Hey, easy, lady. 1542 02:08:47,121 --> 02:08:48,781 Thank you, thank you... 1543 02:08:49,174 --> 02:08:51,782 Bob, that Rome sign... 1544 02:08:51,782 --> 02:08:53,243 I'd like to keep it for my collection. 1545 02:08:53,243 --> 02:08:55,469 This one will be good, will be good. 1546 02:08:55,469 --> 02:08:58,041 Horray for the Americans! 1547 02:09:14,841 --> 02:09:17,937 Marco, look! It's the Americans. 1548 02:09:17,937 --> 02:09:19,433 Our liberators! 1549 02:09:19,433 --> 02:09:20,820 Look! 1550 02:09:36,892 --> 02:09:40,675 Son! My son, my son! 1551 02:09:42,526 --> 02:09:44,231 Take the civilians away! 1552 02:09:44,231 --> 02:09:46,457 Take them away! 1553 02:09:46,457 --> 02:09:49,692 No civilians, no civilians! Get back! 1554 02:09:49,692 --> 02:09:52,087 Back away, back away! 1555 02:10:02,038 --> 02:10:04,612 Stop, stop! Don't shoot! 1556 02:10:04,612 --> 02:10:07,116 5th Army Cameras! 1557 02:10:07,116 --> 02:10:08,954 5th Army Cameras! 1558 02:10:09,273 --> 02:10:12,751 Turn that... thing. 1559 02:10:12,751 --> 02:10:14,410 Oh my! 1560 02:10:18,246 --> 02:10:21,133 General, there was a small accident but we'll go on. 1561 02:10:21,133 --> 02:10:22,485 Continue. 1562 02:10:38,140 --> 02:10:39,978 We better go now. 1563 02:10:43,010 --> 02:10:44,669 I'm sorry about that. 1564 02:10:45,479 --> 02:10:50,590 I'm sorry, we better leave. 1565 02:10:51,531 --> 02:10:53,927 The ambulance is on its way. 1566 02:10:54,626 --> 02:10:56,122 You can go, Jimmy. 1567 02:10:56,122 --> 02:10:58,374 You are the winners. 117475

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