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No feeding the dog
at supper time, Jimmy!
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[ Cow moos ]
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[ Rock music plays ]
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♪ Growing up ♪
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♪ It's harder than it looks ♪
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♪ Growing up ♪
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♪ Making doodles in textbooks ♪
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[ Roars ]
♪ We're making teachers mad ♪
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♪ But we can just blame
Mom and Dad ♪
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♪ Drowning
in our teenage tears ♪
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♪ It's just
our high school years ♪
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♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪
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♪ Growing up ♪
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♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪
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♪ Growing up ♪
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♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪
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[ School bell rings ]
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Listen up, you grubs!
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It's bad enough
that I have to be here
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monitoring you social misfits
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on a Saturday
while the sun is shining,
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but what's worse
is that I judged
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the staff
chili cook-off yesterday.
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[ Rumbling ]
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And I'm feeling very irritable.
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Excuse me,
Principal Bullhorn,
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My mother wrote
a note to --
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Quiet!
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This is detention,
not a pizza party!
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There are gonna be rules!
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Rule number one --
no talking!
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Pfft!
What a bummer!
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I'm dying to chat up
these chumps.
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Rule number two -- no sarcasm!
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Sarcasm?!
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What's th-- Oh!
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Rule number three --
no cartoon tricks!
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Psst!
Uncle Grandpa...
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[ Whip! Smack! ]
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Rule number four --
no funny business!
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Okay, you delinquents,
are we on the same page?!
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No.
What page are we on?
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[ Chuckles ]
Am I right?
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Vote Pizza Steve --
class clown.
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[ Gasps ]
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If any of you
don't take this seriously,
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you all get punished!
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Got it?!
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But now I must go.
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[ Rumbling ]
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I'm never going to judge another
staff chili-cook off ever again.
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[ All sigh ]
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But I'm still judging you,
grubs.
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So, remember, if you mess
with Principal Bullhorn...
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you get the bullhorn!
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Ugh!
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I am surrounded
by a bunch of lame-os.
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Well, at least our pizza faces
are only temporary.
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Yeah, Pizza Steve.
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You think you're so special,
but you're not.
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You guys
shouldn't be talking.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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[ P.A. beeps ]
Bullhorn: No talking!
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I'm in the bathroom,but I can still hear you!
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Okay, everyone, just keep to
yourself for the next six hours,
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and then we can go back
to our own well-written,
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individual back stories
in peace.
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[ Bluesy rock music plays ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Phone dialing ]
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What the heck are you doing?
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No reason why
I have to be bored and hungry.
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Yeah, I'd like to order a large
double pepperoni for delivery.
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Man, you're gonna
get us all busted!
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Yo, sporty-saurus,
mind your own business.
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Okay, I've got a large
double pepperoni here.
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Who ordered the large
double pepperoni?!
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[ Gasps ]
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Come on!
I haven't got all day!
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Yeah, which one of you
was brazen enough
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to order a pizza
in detention?!
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Oh, come on!
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Well, thanks for the snack,
Mr. Steve.
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[ Munching ]
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You just earned everyone in here
two more detentions.
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[ Rumbling ]
Ooh!
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I'll be in the restroom
again.
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But I got my eyes
on you!
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[ All groan loudly ]
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Whatever.
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You lame-os don't know
how to live it up,
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which is why I'm slipping out of
here to go do cool-guy things.
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[ Grunts ]
Later, suckers!
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Yeah!
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Now that that's over,
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time to have some --
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Hall Monitor Xarna,
you're looking nice today.
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I don't like junk food roaming
the halls without a pass.
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Back to detention
for you.
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No, no, no, wait!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Looked like it was gonna rain.
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Decided to wait it out.
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That's it.
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If that greasy liar
is staying,
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I'm going.
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Where do you think
you're going?
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I'll be in the gym,
getting ready for the big game.
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Couldn't last another minute
with those losers.
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Hey, Coach Beary Nice,
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what's that crazy
evil baby doing
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on my designated
squat rack?!
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And why's he wearing
my number jersey?!
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Goo goo, gah gah!
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"Goo goo, gah gah"
is my catch phrase!
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What's going on here,
Coach?!
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Well, he's our new quarterback
and your replacement.
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He's much better than you,
Mr. Gus.
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[ Laughs ]
Goo goo, gah gah!
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Well, I thought you admired
my heart.
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Well, you could always try out
to replace our lousy mascot.
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Aw.
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"Goo goo, gah gah."
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, must have really killed
that two-minute workout.
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The gym was locked,
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so I guess I'm stuck
with you slackers.
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I'm not a slacker!
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I'm only here for being
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wrongfully accused of cheating,
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but I don't have eyes!
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, you think
that's funny, huh?!
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Well, I may not have eyes,
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but at least I have
a vocabulary.
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, rejected!
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[ Growls ]
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Whoa!
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Settle down, mean green.
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Why don't you just try
keeping your mouth shut?
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Why don't you make me?
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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♪♪
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That's it!
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Where are you going?
I'm just getting warmed up.
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Which is why I'm going
to the library
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where at least it's quiet!
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This school is weird.
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Excuse me,
Librarian Aunt Grandma,
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do you have any books
on curing boredom?
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Yeah,
that's a real nice sign,
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but I'm just really
looking for a book.
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Shh!
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Yeah, I know.
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I got something
on my upper lip.
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It's called
being a teenager!
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Now, do you have any books
for me or not?!
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Cool.
What's this about?
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Hey!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Welp, guess it's your turn
to get fed up and leave, Tiger.
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[ Growling ]
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[ P.A. beeps ]
Hold it right there!
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The staff here tells me
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you rejects have been movingfrom your seats.
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Well, you're all gettingthree more detentions!
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No! No!
No! No!
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Can't believe
I'm gonna have to waste
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another month of weekends
with you buffoons.
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Well, I'd rather be a buffoon
than a grumpy old dino jock!
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Hoo-hoo!
Burned by a buffoon!
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[ Roars ]
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Oh, there's always room
for name calling...
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you smelly, feline
fish-eater!
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Oh, that's real mature.
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Insults from a guy
whose best trait
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is his store-bought
sunglasses.
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Pizza Steve is almost as fake
as Mr. Monster Mullet over here!
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[ Growls ]
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Hey!
Oh, come on!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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I said, "Get your stinky hands
off of me!"
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Meh?
[ Laughs ]
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What?!
What's so funny?
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Hey, look!
It's Principal Bullhorn!
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, wait.
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Oh, there we go.
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It's 20 years detention
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if any of you delinquents
interrupt me in the bathroom!
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[ Laughter ]
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Yes.
That was actually pretty good.
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Aw, man.
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I haven't had a good laugh
in, like, forever.
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Yeah, right.
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I bet you
and your jock friends
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laugh at sports jokes
all the time.
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Not really.
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I joined sports
just to fit in.
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The truth is I have more fun
just being myself.
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I feel so liberated.
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You know, before today,
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no one's ever laughed
at any of my jokes before.
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I feel like you guys actually
accept me and my bag humor.
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Meh!
Yeah!
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I guess we're not as different
as we all thought --
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except Pizza Steve.
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He seems too cool
for all of us.
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You got that right!
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But I guess if there were
no sweet parties going on,
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I could see myself
hanging out with you guys.
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Well, hey, since we're all
being honest here,
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Tiger, what'd you do
to wind up in detention?
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You just seem
so harmless.
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[ Snarls ]
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You didn't do anything?
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And you're just here
'cause you wanted company?
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[ Laughter ]
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[ P.A. beeps ]
Hey! No laughing!
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I'm just about finished in
here,
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and I'll check up on youin a minute!
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And that roombetter be spotless!
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Come on!
Let's straighten up!
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[ Rock music plays ]
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[ Music stops ]
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Aha!
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[ Shimmer! ]
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Okay.
It's not bad.
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Not bad -- wait a minute!
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A paper football?!
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[ Groans ]
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Who is responsible
for this tomfoolery?!
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Who?!
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[ Sighs ]
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00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:08,001
Huh?
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Fine!
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You all raised your hands,
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so you all get
permanent detention together!
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[ Cheering ]
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-That's what we wanted!
-Yeah!
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What?
That makes you happy?
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Well, uh...
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Never mind!
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And detention is over!
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Now, go home,
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and I don't want to see you
in here again.
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Well,
I guess this is it, huh?
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If anybody is interested,
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I've got a really cool RV
parked outside
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if you all want to come
live with me
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and have friendship
adventures together.
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Hey, now that'san idea.
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Count me in!
Meh!
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[ Roars ]
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I'll have to check my schedge,
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but I'm probably on board.
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Aw...
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Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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[ Theme music plays ]
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That was quite delicious.
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