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There's a lot of people
who owe me money.
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♪♪
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[ Screaming ]
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Oh, no!
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This looks like the end!
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I don't want to be eaten,
Uncle Grandpa!
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Yeah, man!
This is definitely not part
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of Pizza Steve's
15-year plan.
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I still have so much
I want to see...
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ifI could see!
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-[ Roars ]
-[ Screams ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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It's that horrible
nightmare again!
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I can't take it anymore.
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I want this nightmare to stop!
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[ Sobbing ]
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That tears it.
I'm gonna put an end to this.
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But how's I gonna do it?
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I know!
I'll just ask my brain.
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Hey, brain, how do I make
this nightmare stop?
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You must go
to the one who knows all.
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Thanks!
All right, time to go!
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[ Air hissing ]
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[ Propeller whirring ]
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[ Air hisses ]
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Oh, there you are.
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This guy definitely "nose" all.
[knows]
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Great to see you again!
And a very fine day to you, sir!
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Mm-hmm, yes.
Always good
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to meet a fellow
mustachioed gentleman.
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What do you mean?
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Uh, well, I have a mustache,
and you have a mustache.
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-I do?
-Why, yes!
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Duh...
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Say!
You know what?
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All this confusion reminds me
of a dream I once had.
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I was at home watching my
favorite televisual broadcast.
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So, Hot Dog Person,
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are you ready
to experience pain
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for the beary first time!?
[very]
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Whatever you say,
Beary Nice.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Poink! ]
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That's when I heard
the mysterious sound.
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I went outside to investigate.
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I searched, and I searched,
and then I searched some more,
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until I made
a shocking discovery.
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Look, Uncle Grandpa!
The mother ship!
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I bring a poignant message
for this planet.
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-A what?
-Shh!
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Ooh!
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[ Funky jazz music playing ]
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♪ People of earth ♪
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♪ Listen to my message ♪
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♪ All about clean socks ♪
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♪ I've got a lesson ♪
[ Grunts ]
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♪ Your feet are kinda skunky,
but not the good funky ♪
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♪ Before you throw
your new shoes in the dumpy ♪
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♪ Change your socks ♪
♪ Change your socks ♪
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♪ Get clean socks, y'all ♪
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♪ One sock is easy to lose ♪
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♪ But it's hard to tell
when you've lost two ♪
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♪ Some socks are short,
some are long ♪
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♪ Some have holes,
and some fit wrong ♪
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♪ And all other socks
aren't part of this song ♪
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♪ So if your socks stink ♪
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♪ It's no quandary ♪
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♪ Just ask your dad to do ♪
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♪ A load ♪
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♪ Of laundry ♪
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Wasn't that funky?
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It sure was!
Now onto the big race!
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ] I'm gonna win!
I'm gonna win!
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Yay!
Yay!
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Yay.
Yay.
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[ Pitter! ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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Hare's gonna win!
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[ Both panting ]
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Tortoise is gonna win.
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Don't worry, fellas.
Uncle Grandpa's gonna win.
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Yeah!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughing ]
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And the winner of the Hot Dograce is Uncle Grandpa.
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Oh, my gosh!
Thank you!
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This is all I ever wanted
in my life.
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Hey, what
in the who now?
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[ Pbht! ]
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[ Yawns ]
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-Are you a genie?
-Sure am!
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And I can confirm it by granting
you three magical wishes.
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Three wishes?
Oh, boy!
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Okay.
For my first wish,
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I wish for an original animation
cel from the 1984 cartoon
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"Xarna: She-Warrior
of the Apocalypse."
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Your wish is my command.
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Yes!
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You're on wish
diggity-deuce.
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Hmm. I've always wanted
a second row of teeth
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to help me chew faster.
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It shall be done!
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[ Grunting ]
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Well, would ya
look at that?
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That leaves you
with one final wish.
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Choose wisely.
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I've always wanted to watch
a caterpillar make a sandwich.
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[ Twinkle! ]
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This was my third wish,
Mr. Caterpillar.
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[ Loud crash ]
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What was
that loud noise?
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Playing upbeat music ]
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[ Loud crashing ]
[ Gasps ]
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[ Panting ]
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Uncle Grandpa,
where's Pizza Steve?
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[ In distance ] What?
I thought he was with you.
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Oh, no!
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Pizza Steve?!
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-Pizza Steve?
-Pizza Steve?
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Pizza Steve!
Pizza Steve!
[ Laughing ]
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Hey, how come you're laughing
all nervous like that?
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Yeah, like you've got
something to hide.
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Because you two
are looking for Pizza Steve,
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but I have him.
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Me! The Tree Goblin.
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-[ Laughs ]
-Help!
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[ Both gasp ]
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You know what to do,
Mr. Gus.
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[ Vocalizing ]
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W-W-What?
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What are you doing?
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♪ Pizza Steve ♪
[ Continues vocalizing ]
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♪ Is such a cool guy ♪
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♪ Mister Goblin ♪
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♪ Please give him back to us ♪
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Here, just take him.
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Yes!
Yes! Yes!
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[ Groans ]
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Passed out in the desert again.
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This happens every time
I eat a questionable hot dog!
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Well, that's the last time,
Gas n Food! Never again!
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You'll be back!
They always come back!
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No way!
I'd rather eat a cactus
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than another one
of your evil hot dogs again!
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As a matter of fact,
that sounds pretty good.
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Nyeh...
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Hotdog Person:
Wait!
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Belly Bag,
did you say something?
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That wasn't me.
I think it was him.
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Up here. Please.
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If you save me from those birds
who put me up here,
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I'll buy you a freshhot dog
to eat.
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Can I get it
with mustard and hot sauce?
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[ Birds screeching ]
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Yes! You can have mustard
and hot sauce.
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Just get me out here!
[ Groans ]
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[ Panting ]
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♪♪
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[ Screech! ]
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Uncle Grandpa,
what are you doing?
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[ Smooches ]
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[ Screams ]
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Why?!
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Oh.
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-Hey, now!
-Hi.
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Do...ya know why you failed?
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-Eh.
-You failed
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because you let Hotdog Personget eaten by birds.
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Don't!Don't do that.
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You're supposedto help people
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in a funand entertaining way.
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Let's run simulation
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"Who pushed Grandpadown the stairs?"
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Maybe you'll do better.
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Hey, where are you going?!You can't just --
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just -- just -- just --
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[ Blows Raspberry ]
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
I'm crying.
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This is weird.
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[ Poink! ]
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It's --
It's magnificent.
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It's --
It's magnificent.
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Guys, guys, guys!
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After all this time,
it's finally complete!
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It's finally complete!
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Anyway...
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do you have any idea
what this means?
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You made yet another brain-dead
clone of yourself?
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Who, him?
He's just in there for flavor.
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Yep, for the past 10,000 years,
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I've been brewing the perfect
pot of Uncle Grandpa Tea.
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It's tea time!
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Now, who wants some?
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It's tea time!
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Now, who wants some?
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Do you mind?
It's getting a little tiresome.
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-Anyways --
-Do you mind?
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It's getting a little tiresome.
Anyways --
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Now, who wants some tea
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with that distinct
Uncle Grandpa flavor?
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I have an allergy to that.
No, thanks.
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That sounds good
and all,
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but no. Nah.
Most def allergic.
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Don't worry,
there's enough for everyone.
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Hey, no sippin'.
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Not without
your sippin' straw!
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Like the finest tea
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from jolly ol'
London Town, U.S.A.
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[ British accent ]
Charmed, I'm sure!
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[ Normal voice ]
As I'm sure you're all aware,
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it's now time for the ceremonial
after-tea fortune reading.
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♪♪
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Hmm.
"Make yourselves a sandwich."
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Wow. Suddenly,
I feel so enlightened
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about my future endeavors.
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That's right, Mr. Gus.
It's sandwich time!
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Now, hop in!
[ Grunts ]
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Now, let's make ourselves
a sandwich!
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-Why?
-Oh, for him.
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[ Footsteps
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Good morning, Uncle Grandpas.
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[ Wheezing inhale ]
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Give me flavors!
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[ All screaming ]
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Oh, no!
This looks like the end!
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♪♪
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That was quite delicious.
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