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There's no business
like no business.
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I could really use a hot dog
right about now.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Groans ]
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Really got to water
my hot-dog plant more often.
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Oh, well.
Waste not, want not, dude.
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[ Groaning ]
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Tired of the same
ol' hot dogs?
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Maybe.
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Then get ready...
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Okay.
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'Cause you're gonna love...
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Uh-huh.
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Fancy dogs?!
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Wha-- That's way bigger
than the one I've already got.
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Maybe I should buy a fancy dog.
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$6?!
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All I've got is like 40 cents.
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Aw, dang it!
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[ Roars! ]
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Uncle Grandpa,
everything okay in here?
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I've only got 40 cents
in my pocket,
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so now I'm stuck
eating tiny hot dogs!
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Okay.
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Well, I'm guessing
you're having money issues.
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Why not get a job?
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But I havea job.
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I'm Uncle Grandpa!
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[ Squeak! ]
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I mean a job that pays.
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Jobs can pay money?
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How come I've never
heard of that?
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You're a genius, Mr. Gus!
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I'll start charging kids
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for my Uncle Grandpa
"serviceez."
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Starting...now!
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[ Tires screech ]
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Hi, Angie!
Need any help from this guy?
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Uncle Grandpa, Little Princess
Pretty is stuck in this tree!
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[ Cat meows ]
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Classic cartoon problem.
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I'll have her down
in a jiffy.
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Oh, Princess Pretty...
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Aah!
[ Cat yowls ]
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Princess Pretty!
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[ Grunts ]
[ Cat shrieks ]
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[ Strained ]
Here's your freak cat back.
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Thank you so much
for helping me, Uncle Grandpa!
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So, "cat stuck in tree,"
let's see, would be about...
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hmm, extra fee
for rushed service...
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facial reconstruction cost
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would come to a total
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of...6 bucks.
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All I've got is this.
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Aw, man!
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I got to make these kids
pay with real cash money.
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-Bye, Uncle Grandpa!
-Huh?
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You never said goodbye.
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Uh, oh, yeah. Sorry.
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Bye, Angie!
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Hey, no problem,
Uncle Grandpa!
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Have a nice day!
See you soon!
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Say, Belly Bag, uh,
what's going on here?
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Looks like you're smack-dab
in the middle of a long goodbye.
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So long!
It's been great seeing you!
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Great seeing you, too!
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Oh, man.
This could go on for months!
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Leave it to me, U.G.!
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Perfect, Belly Bag!
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Now let's go!
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Oh, uh, that's not motorized.
You have to push.
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I'll be seeing you
around town!
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Okay, see ya!
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Oh, whoa, whoa! Aah!
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[ Pitter! ]
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That was a close one,
Belly Bag.
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Goodbye, Uncle Grandpa!
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Aah!
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Sorry, I don't do
long goodbyes!
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Phew! I thought we were never
gonna get out of that.
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[ Panting ]
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Juice Kid: Uncle Grandpa!
[ Screech! ]
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-Huh?
-Over here!
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I need your help!
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A juice stand, huh?
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I get it. You're just getting
your new venture off the ground,
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but you just can't find
a paying customer.
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Actually, lack of customers
is not the problem.
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[ Gasps ]
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Look at all that moolah!
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Well, I can see
cash flow is not a problem.
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Yeah, I just
ran out of juice!
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Allow me to make
a business proposition.
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I shall provide
all the fresh juice you desire
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for 6, count em',
6 dollars
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and not 1 dollar less.
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6 doll-airs
and not 1 doll-air less.
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-Deal!
-Deal!
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Now, without further adieu,
bring in Farmer Grandpa!
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Good mornin'!
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Whatcha say, Belly Pouch?
Shall we get a-juicin'?
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Why, you said it, Farmer G!
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I got the seeds!
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Then what are you
waitin' fer?
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Plant those puppies!
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Now let's see.
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There he is!
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Come on, Mister Gray 'n' Puffy.
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Make it rain on our nice,
little juice garden.
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All right, all right!
Stop shovin'!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
Much obliged, buddy!
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Hey, there, Sunny.
I need to borrow
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your golden, life-giving rays
for a second.
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[ Creak! ]
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[ Pop! Pop! ]
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Thanks, Sunny!
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Open wide, Belly Pouch!
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[ Whoosh! Gulp! ]
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Now juice that fruit!
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[ Buzz! ]
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Spitting ]
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Thanks, Farmer Grandpa!
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We're gonna make
so much money!
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Speaking of money,
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how 'bout those dollars
we agreed on earlier?
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Just reach into
that fat stash there
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and pluck out 6,
count em', 6 dollars.
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A deal is a deal!
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6 doll hairs!
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6 doll hairs?
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What's this? A joke?
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Those were the terms of the
deal. You take it or leave it.
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Perhaps next time,
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procure payment
before rendering services?
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Thanks.
[ Mumbling ] Doll hairs...
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talkin' 'bout doll hairs...
I'll tell you about your...
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Uncle Grandpa,
can you help me?
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I got to finish
my paper route,
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but there's a turtle
stuck in my spokes.
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Yeah, I can help.
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But it'll cost you, and I expect
to be paid up front.
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Well, I don't get paid
until after I finish my route.
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Maybe you can help me now,
and I can pay you later?
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Ha! Like I would ever
trust a kid
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with a turtle in his spokes.
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[ Boing! ]
[ Groans ]
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I'm gonna need
wealthier clients
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if I want to make enough money
to buy a fancy dog.
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[ Cha-ching!]
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Aha! Now, that's
what I'm talking about.
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[ Poink! ]
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Yes, Uncle Grandpa?
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I was wondering
if you needed any help?
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[ Slurps ]
You good with hedges?
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Am I?
There was this one episode
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when I made this kid
fight a dragon made of bushes.
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Really well animated.
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Yeah, yeah. Let me know
when you're finished.
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Manual labor.
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How hard can it be?
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Oh, brother.
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How am I gonna cut up
all these dollar signs
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with this rickety, old thing?
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Hmm.
Maybe if I make a couple tweaks.
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[ Squeak, squeak ]
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[ Crash! ]
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Ha! There we go.
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♪♪
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These dumb trees
don't even put up a fight.
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Service with a smile.
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Aah!
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My sculpture garden!
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You've destroyed
everything!
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Now, let's get down
to brass tacks.
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That'll be 6
smackeroonies.
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If that's how much it takes
to get rid of you!
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Make it out to Uncle --
Yeah, you got it.
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Here. Now get lost!
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Commerce!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! Grandpa's
gonna taste that doggie!
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-[ Giggles ] Huh?
-[ Groaning ]
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[ Continues groaning ]
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What's wrong, Jeremy?
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I wasn't able
to finish my paper route,
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and now I lost my job.
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That's no reason
to be depressed.
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Didn't you hear?
I just got $6.
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What do you care? You never
helped me with my problem.
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Oh, you're right.
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Would it cheer you up
if I gave you the $6?
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Sure, I guess
for a little while.
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Well, okay then.
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-Here you go.
-Yes!
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Now I can buy one of those fancy
hot dogs you've been craving!
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Guess money solves
all problems...'cept mine.
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Mr. Uncle Grandpa?
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Who's askin'?
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[ Clears throat ]
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My name is Mr. Jubby Jubs,
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and I'm the CEO
of Fancy Dogs, LLC.
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Like all giant corporations,
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we scout the world
looking for good deeds
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using our highly sophisticated
surveillance team.
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[ Tink! ]
Okay, get to the point.
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We observed your generosity
to that young child.
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And as a reward
for your kindness,
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we'd like to present to you,
not just one,
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but two fancy dogs!
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[ Ting! ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Give it to me-e-e-e!
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What a weirdo.
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Boing! Boing! ]
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[ Tires squeal ]
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So, Uncle Grandpa, you learn
any valuable lessons today?
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Probably.
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[ Chomp! Chomp! ]
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[ Pbht! ]
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I'm okay with this.
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Mornin', Mr. Gus.
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Staring contest, eh?
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Well, count me in.
[ Mug shatters ]
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You know the rules.
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First one to blink
cleans the fridge for a year.
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Okay, amigo.
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Here we go.
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Aah!
I can never win!
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I'm addicted to the sweet
sensation of blinking!
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My eyes
love to stay moist!
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Guess you're pretty happy
about winning.
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Mr. Gus?
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Another round, eh?
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You're on!
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[ Laughs ]
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Uh...
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00:10:07,014 --> 00:10:10,014
Uh...
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[ Groaning ]
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I can't do it!
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Guess I'll start
cleaning the fridge now.
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Best 3 out of 5!
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You're losing
this time, chump!
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[ Straining ]
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[ Babbling indistinctly ]
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Huh?
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Those roaches trick you
into a staring contest again?
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Yes.
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That was quite delicious.
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