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I do this all the time!
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♪♪
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I'm so hip and relatable!
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[ Grunts ]
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I call that move "the pancake."
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Pretty sweet moves,
Uncle Grandpa,
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but I think
we got to call it a day.
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It's just so hot.
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I think we may need a tiny bit
of help with this problem.
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[ Chuckles ]
Aw, yeah.
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We just need
to merely cool down.
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Perhaps a tiny,
miraculous robot helper
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could be of assistance.
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Did somebody say
Tiny Miracle?
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In a kind of
roundabout way, yeah.
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Anyways, we're cooking here,
Tiny Miracle.
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Think you could get rid
of the sun for us?
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That won't be necessary.
I have a much better idea.
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Are y'all ready for this?
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And voilà, the perfect thing
for summertime fun in the sun.
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-Wow.
-Wow.
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Anyway, I'm always
happy to --
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Hey, Tiny, baby,
great stuff, great stuff.
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But we need you to crank
this chill to the next level.
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-You feel me?
-Oh, I am feeling you,
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Uncle Grandpa.
I have just the thing.
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How about some ice cream?
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-Ice cream!
-Ice cream!
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Well, if that will do it,
I guess I'll head back.
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Yo, Tiny,
you gonna get in
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on this p-p-p-p-p-p-party
or what?
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Yeah, Tiny, get that
cylindrical tuchus in here.
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I'd love to,
Uncle Grandpa,
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but unfortunately,
due to my electrical nature,
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full-bodied immersion in water
could lead to...
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catastrophic results.
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Oh, my.
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Can't you even have
some delicious
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[Muffled]
tasty ice cream?
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I'm afraid its sugary,
frozen contents
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would pass
right through me,
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as well as corrode
my internal mechanisms.
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So, you mean you can't do
any of this fun stuff?
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It would appear so.
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I wasn't listening.
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Anyway, think fast,
Mr. Gus.
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-Knock it off!
-How about you chill?
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[ Laughs ]
Water fight! Water fight!
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[ Laughing ] All right.
Yeah. It got in my mouth.
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[ Sighs ]
Can't do any of the fun stuff.
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Yikes!
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[ Indistinct laughing
and chatter ]
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Then, proving himself
to be cool and nice and junk,
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the magical fairy turned
Pinocchio into a real boy,
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and he was super into it.
The end.
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Uncle Grandpa, why is your face
leaking water?
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Aw, geez,
I was just thinking
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about how much I like
being a real boy.
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Do you think,
if I was a real boy,
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I could cry water
from myeyes?
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Oh, heck yeah, for sure.
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But be careful
what you wish for, Tiny Miracle.
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Humanity can be a blessing
and a curse.
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Well, good night.
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[ Sighs ]
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I wish I could be a real boy.
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Oh, well. Time for sleep mode.
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Sleep mode.
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Sleep mode. Sleep mode.
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[ Plop! Pop! ]
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[ Humming ]
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You wish to be a real boy?
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Then a real boy you shall be,
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consequences be darned.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Alarm ringing ]
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[ Groans ]
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I just don't feel like
booting up today.
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Oh, no.
My leg units seem defective.
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Just a minute. Processing.
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Oh, boy.
Vintage analog optics.
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Cutting-edge organic hardware.
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Advanced olfactory input ports.
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I've been upgraded
to a real boy!
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Time to share the good news!
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[ Groaning ]
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The sweet pain of recalibration.
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Attention! Urgent update!
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Hey, how'd you get
in our mobile home?
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It's me, Tiny Miracle!
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Tiny Miracle?
But you're a boy.
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Yeah.
This seems highly implausible,
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-but I'll go with it.
-Tiny Miracle?
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More like Tiny Michael.
Am I right?
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Hey, we should call him that --
Tiny Michael.
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Hey, Tiny Michael. You want
to join us for breakfast?
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Only if I get to choose
what we eat.
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Ice cream,
for breakfast?
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I'm not game for that.
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Ugh. This isn't regular
ice cream for breakfast.
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It's breakfast-flavored
ice cream.
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I thought humans love bacon.
Mmm.
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Ice cream feels like static
in my mouth.
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Boy, breakfast
sure was good.
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What are we gonna
do next?
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I have an idea.
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-Uh-oh.
-Uh-oh.
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Hey, look, a swimming pool.
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The last one in is identified
as a rotten egg.
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Um, I don't really
have a swimsuit, so...
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Neither did he.
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[ Muffled chuckling ]
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Uh, does he even know
how to swim?
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Aw, man, I really don't
want to go get him.
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I don't want my skin
to get all wet and wrinkly.
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[ Muffled laughing ]
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Step aside, Uncle Grandpa.
We got to help him.
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Swimming is great!
The wrinkly leg joints,
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the irritated ocular lenses,
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the liquid
in unexpected places.
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Blah!
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Being a real boy
is wonderful!
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I've never felt
so alive!
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Tiny Miracle, you have
to start being careful.
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With your humanity
comes a new vulnerability
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you haven't known before.
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I'm going to nod my head
then completely ignore you,
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just like I watched humans do
the whole time I served them.
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Anyway, I have an idea
what to do next.
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I feel a wipe
coming on.
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Wait a second.
[ Grunting ]
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You have to listen to reason,
Tiny Mike.
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Exercise.
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Answering phone calls
from telemarketers.
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Feeling guilty
about being wasteful.
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Paper cuts.
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Stretching. Flossing.
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Getting angry because the
elevator won't come fast enough.
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More ice cream!
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Uh, guys?
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Oh, well.
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[ Munching ]
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Mmm.
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Mm-mmm.
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[ Munching ]
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Ugh.
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Ohh.
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I seem to be experiencing
some latency while digesting.
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My core temperature is rising.
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Time to shut down for a bit.
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Tiny Michael!
Tiny Michael, I need some help.
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Did somebody say
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[Panting]
Tiny Michael?
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I got an emergency!
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I want to eat
this frozen burrito for lunch,
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but it's frozen.
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So I got this super-duper,
lava-level hot sauce.
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But that burrito's
frozen solid.
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[ Grunting ]
Duh.
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It's hot sauce,
to heat the burrito.
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But I can't unscrew
the top.
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There is a difference between
temperature and spice that --
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I liked you better
as a robot.
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Just help me
get the top off.
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"Warning -- Do not spill."
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I'm trying my best,
but I'm not feeling so hot
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after my day
of personing so hard.
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I'm not used to condensation
on my gripping claws.
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Here goes nothing.
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Oop!
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♪♪
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Watch out!
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I told you it was hot.
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Don't worry.
We can clean up.
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-What?
-Yeah, that's my spray bottle
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of hot sauce.
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[ Gasps ]
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Uncle Grandpa!
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That's my emergency
hot-sauce hose.
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-What? Why?
-I really like hot sauce.
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Watch out!
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-What do we do?
-Don't worry.
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I'll just call
Tiny Miracle.
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Tiny Miracle!
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Oh, right.
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We're sinking!
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My burrito!
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Perfect!
Golden brown.
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[ Whimpers ]
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Uncle Grandpa!
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Uncle Grandpa!
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Uncle Grandpa!
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I knew it!
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And this virtual-reality headset
proved it.
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Tiny Miracle,
part of the human experience
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is unending self-doubt, stress,
and sweaty palms.
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I'm not sure
you can handle it.
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I'm sorry, guys.
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I guess I just wished I could be
something that I am not.
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[ Sighs ]
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Aw, Tiny Miracle,
I wouldn't change you a bit.
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Yeah.
You keep it real.
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[ Roars ]
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Yeah. You're my boy-y-y.
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Anyhoo, hurry up and get
breakfast ready for us.
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Pizza Steve: And none of that
breakfast-flavored ice cream.
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Finally,
I am a real boy-y-y.
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Narrator:
"Moments in History
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with Mr. Gus."
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Oh, hello there.
Today on "Moments in History,"
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we're going to visit one
of the great piano virtuosos
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and classical composers
of all time.
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I'm referring to the romantic
Rembrandt of the ivories,
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Fréderic Chopin, who was known
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for some of the most memorable
piano pieces of all time.
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And with all great compositions,
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it all starts
with the first note.
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[ Single note plays ]
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[ Discordant notes playing ]
No!
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No, no, no! All wrong!
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How am I supposed
to finish this piece
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in time
for the concert tonight?
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Everything I write
sounds so contrived!
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The critics will pun me!
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They will talk about how much
they love Franz instead of me!
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I must outdo him!
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Let's see, here.
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What is this?
Out of ink already?
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Gus! Ink, now!
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Yes, sir.
Your ink, sir.
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What took you so long?
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You know I have a very important
concert tonight.
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Yes, uh, I --
Sorry, uh --
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[ Sneezes ]
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[ Gasps ]
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What? What is this?
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Could it be?
Yes. Yes!
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Beautiful! Amazing!
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Mwah!
[ Laughs ]
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This is it!
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[ "Grande Valse Brillante"
plays ]
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[ Laughing ]
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And so, Chopin performed his
famous "Grande Valse Brillante"
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cementing himself in the annals
of Romantic-era pianists
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and classical music as a whole.
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So, remember,
sometimes happy accidents
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can make happy history.
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[ Sneezes ]
[ Discordant notes play ]
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Narrator:
You've been watching
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"Moments in History
with Mr. Gus."
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♪♪
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That was quite delicious.
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