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Hi, my name's Pizza Steve!
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[ Cow moos ]
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So I burst through
the amniotic sac,
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spraying everyone with fluids,
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and that's how
I came into existence.
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-Wow!
-Gross!
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That is an amazing
origin story, Uncle Grandpa.
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Oh, it was nothing,
Martine.
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I've got loads of them.
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It's true, you know?
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[ Groans ] Hey.
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Why don't you tell
Pizza Steve's origin story?!
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Oh, yeah.
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Changed my life forever.
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Uh...
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Yeah.
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Sounds about right to me.
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Yep, no need
for further inquiries.
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Inquiries-mendos.
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Pizza Steve,
do you think --
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What?!
Am I on trial here?
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Me -- honest Steve?!
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You can't prove nothing!
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I shan't sit here
and have my name be slandered!
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I'm gonna go stand by that bush
and think about my innocence.
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I'm sorry you had
to see this, Martine.
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Congratulations on
winning the online quiz.
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The nerve!
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Oh, I'm a phony.
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Oh, I can never
forget the things I did,
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the people I left behind.
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Aah!
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Mercy!
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[ Sobs ]
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Looks like Pizza Steve
is having inner turmoil...
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again.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Screams ]
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They can never know.
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[ Banjo music plays ]
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Hmm.
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Something's wrong with
this here thought bubble.
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Observe.
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What the Steve?!
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Who's this nerd?
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Uncle Grandpa,
please be hushed.
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Pizza Steve is clearly
having a difficult flashback.
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Let's sit quietly
and watch his memories,
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and maybe this will illuminate
some hidden aspects
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of Pizza Steve's character.
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I think I already know
Pizza Steve pretty well,
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but if you insist, Mr. Gus.
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[ Banjo music continues ]
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Ah, yes. The old, uh,
country music work fantasy.
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[ Chuckles ]
Pretty wild.
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Keep scrubbing those
stains, Steven,
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and one day,
you'll have my job.
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[ Chuckles ]
Reminds me of me.
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[ Music stops ]
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Yuck!
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Oh, why?!
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Why me?
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A pizza slice with such
promise, such potential --
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going to waste in this...
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stink hole.
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I could be more
than a dishwasher
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who likes country music.
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I could be -- I could be...
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Ham Sandwich: A rocking
and rolling cool boy.
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That's what they'll say
about me and my new shades.
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[ Laughs ] Hey, look at that
rocking and rolling cool boy!
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[ Laughs ]
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A "rocking and rolling
cool boy," eh?
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"Rock and roll."
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With those shades, I could be
a rockin' and rollin' cool boy.
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I'll just go up to him
and ask them to try them on.
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How hard could that be?
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The verdict is in.
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I am officially cool!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Munches ]
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Howdy.
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E-e-e-e-e-k!
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A bug!
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[ Screams ]
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Yuck! Ich!
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Ow.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Strained ] Of course
you realize this means war.
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Rumbling ]
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Oh, my!
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This crab bisque is playing
havoc with my toot factory.
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Time to visit
the little gentleman's room.
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I'll take off my new shades so
as not to sully them in there.
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There they are.
Those are the shades I require.
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I'll just ease on up
out of here.
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[ Grunts ] Oh, no!
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Ow.
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[ Groans ]
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Oh!
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This your
crab bisque, chum?
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Uh...
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I guess you think it's funny
to throw bisque around, huh?!
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[ Squeaks ]
Fun boy.
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Funny, fun, fun boy.
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You know what
I do to fun boys?
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Beats me, partner.
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Partner?
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Only a country music fan
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would use the word "partner"
in casual conversation.
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Hey.
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You're all right.
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I'm a big country music
fan myself.
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Always neat to meet
another honky tonker.
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Well, keep on truckin'.
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I'll be hitting
the old dusty trail.
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Huh. Looks like everything's
comin' up Steve.
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He-e-e-e-e
ya-a-a-a-a-h!
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Perish, you immortal bug!
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[ Screams ] Oh.
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I used to help
small boys like you...
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before I lost my way.
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Uncle Grandpa, can you
help me disguise myself
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so I can steal some sunglasses
from a mean bully?
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[ Stammering ]
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It's been a while.
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But okay.
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I'll make you
the greatest disguise
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the child-helping community
has ever seen,
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or my name isn't
Gumpy Puppers.
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Hmm.
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Which of these desserts
is cool enough for me?
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[ Laughs ] Yes.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Warm and moist
towelette?
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Uh, no, thanks.
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I'd like
the cremed brulee --
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[ Screams ]
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Ow!
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What's the big idea,
doctor chef?!
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You could have damaged
my both sets of glasses!
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You are lucky that
they remained un-scathed!
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Now could you please
direct me to
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your cold and moist
towelettes?
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My face
is hot and sticky.
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Uh...Yes.
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They are outside --
by the trash.
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I will take as many
towelettes as I please.
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But I can assure you I'll be
filling out a comment card.
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Yeah!
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Hello, attendant?
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I need attending to.
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Fafa-fooey!
[ Screams ]
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Uncle Grandpa?!
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Why are you
restraining me?!
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I thought you were
supposed to help kids.
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I've lost my way!
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Ooh!
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Okay, that's enough
vibrating in joy.
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Time to put on these bad boys
and change my life forever.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Ooh.
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Steady as she goes.
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Ow!
[ Chuckles ]
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Whoopsies.
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Let's try that again.
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Aaah!
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No!
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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No pain, no gain.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Groans, screams ]
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[ Groans ]
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You.
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You broke my awesome shades.
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You filthy little...
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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...bug!
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[ Explosion ]
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I wonder what's
happening over there.
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I'm sorry you got hurt,
little boy...
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But you're a little too lame
to be seen hanging out with me.
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Goodbye, loser.
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Ooh.
Yes, indeedy.
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It has been quite a day.
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A bird flew away
with half my sandwich.
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Also that customer
violently attacked you.
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Oh, he was a real rocking
and rolling cool fella.
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Must be amazing to live life
to the fullest like that.
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No one could
tell you what to do.
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You'd be your own boss.
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You'd demand respect.
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Of course, you know what's
more rocking and rolling?
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Being promoted to
junior vice president
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of washing dishes
and my underwear.
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No more!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Bird tweets ]
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[ Screaming continues ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh! What?!
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I fell down.
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Ooh, baby!
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[ Metal guitar riff plays ]
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[ Gasping ]
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Uhh. Will you pretty please
live with me in my RV
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and help young boys and girls
with their boring problems
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for the rest of all time?
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Shucks.
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[ Wistful music plays ]
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Gee, I sure don't
remember any of that, much.
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[ Fart sound ]
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[ Groans ]
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I've seen enough.
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Yo, Pizza Steve,
this is a real memory
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or some kind
of weird fantasy?!
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Huh?
W-what's all this, now?
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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We saw it all.
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Once again, your cool
credibility is at stake,
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et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
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Can it be so,
Pizza Steve -- again?
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[ Inhales ]
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[ Sighs deeply ]
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Pizza Steve,
were you really so lame?!
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Are you just a pair
of old-man glasses?
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Do you really like
country music?
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Mr. Steve voiceover:
I could blame it on Mr. Gus.
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No, I've done that already.
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Nothing could possibly
save my reputation now.
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I know the truth,
Pizza Steve.
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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I know, because I was there.
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[ Machinery whirring ]
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You stole my sunglasses!
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Prepare to be destroyed!
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[ Whirring ]
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Yowzah!
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That smarts!
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That was so cool,
Pizza Steve.
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I'll probably never
doubt your coolness again.
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Narrator: Or will he?!
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♪♪
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That was quite delicious.
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