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Wow! Is that real gold?
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Okay, where would you
like me to stand?
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Right here?
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Uh, anywhere's fine.
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All right, so, in this scene,
I want you to, uh,
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you know, I don't know, just --
just be happy or something.
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And action!
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Oh, okay -- happy.
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I'm so happy.
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Today
is the best day ever!
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Cut!
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What's the matter?
Why'd you say cut?
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Look, this isn't working,
all right?
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I'm gonna be replacing you
with Tommy.
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Get in here, Tommy.
[ Whistles ]
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[ Panting ]
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What? You're replacing me
with a dog?!
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I'm sorry, Grant,
but you are a terrible actor.
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You couldn't act your way
out of a paper bag.
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All right,
quiet on the set!
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Lets take it
from the top.
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And action!
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[ Barking ]
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Woe is me.
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I guess I'll never be
a great actor.
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Aw, Grant,
what's the matter?
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Oh, hey,
Uncle Grandpa.
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Alas,
I'm a terrible actor.
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What?
Who told you that?
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My friend Timmy.
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He kicked me out
of his movie
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and told me that I couldn't act
my way out of a paper bag.
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Hmm. Well,
maybe you're not a bad actor.
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Maybe this Timmy fella's
just a bad director.
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Really?
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There's only one way
to know for sure,
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and that's to get you
a great director.
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Lucky for you, I happen to know
the best in the world.
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Wait. It's not Mr. Gus
and Pizza Steve, is it?
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Uh, no,
of course not.
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[ Chuckles ]
One second.
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Hey, guys.
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Grant wants an actual director
to be my sidekick today
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so, uh, you go now.
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
Hello, famous director?
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Would you please meet me
in Grant's room?
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Hey, Uncle Grandpa!
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Wow,
Robert Rodriguez?!
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You are my hero!!
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Hey,
anything for you, Grant.
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Don't know about him,
though.
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He still owes me $20
for a meatball sandwich.
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Huh, that's funny.
I don't have it on me right now.
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But, Mr. Rodriguez,
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how are you gonna get me
to be a better actor?
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By directing you in the three
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most important types
of cinema --
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comedy, romance,
and alien invasion.
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Excuse me, sir.
Can I get you anything?
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Sure, kid. How about
a couple of jelly doughnuts?
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Yes, sir.
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Make sure
they're jelly!
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All right, Grant,
in this scene,
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you're a "down on your luck" guy
and money's tight
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so you just had to
take in a roommate
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to help pay the bills.
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Unfortunately, the only roommate
you could find is Frank,
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the wacky alien space clown.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Blows raspberry ]
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Now, the main thing to know
about comedy acting
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is to be honest
with your performance.
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Got it?
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Okay, so you're gonna be working
at your desk there.
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Okay, and action!
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Hey, Grant,
whatcha doing?
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Working?
Huh?
Stop it, Frank.
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Stop it.
You working?
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Stop what, huh?
[ Laughs ]
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If you want to be a great actor,
just be honest.
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Be honest.
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You listen here,
Frank!
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Ever since you moved in here,
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you've been
driving me up the --
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Whoa!
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Up the wall?
[ Laughs ]
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Why I oughta...
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Wha! Oh! Ee! Ah!
Oof!
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[ Laughing ]
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And cut!
Great stuff, kid.
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Wh-- Why thank you,
Mr. Rodriguez.
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Here you go, sir.
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I said jelly.
These are bear claws.
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Sorry, sir.
My mistake.
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What a rookie.
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I'm ready for my next scene,
Mr. Rodriguez.
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All right,
so in this scene,
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you're on the edge of town
by the old abandoned mine shaft,
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and this
giant insect monster...
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-[ Chattering ]
-...is hot on your tracks
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and has destroyed everything
you hold dear.
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Now, the main thing you need to
know about monster movies
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is that
you have to go big.
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Got it?
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Robert: And action!
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[ Roars ]
Aah!
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[ Timidly ]
What are you doing?
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S-- stop it!
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Come on, Grant! It's already
eaten the whole town,
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and you're next
if you don't do something!
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And remember,
just go big!
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Go big. Okay.
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[ Shrieks ]
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You're really starting
to bug me!
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[ Shrieks ]
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Ha!
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Whoa!
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And cut!
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Great job, Grant.
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And one more
helpful acting tip --
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always make sure
the monster is actually dead.
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Thanks,
Mr. Rodriguez.
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Here you go, sir.
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[ Munching ]
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There's not enough jelly
in these jelly doughnuts.
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Yeah, well, if you want
perfect doughnuts,
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then go get them yourself,
buddy!
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I like your spunk, kid.
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You got guts.
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Okay, so in this scene,
the Great War has just ended
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and you're at the docks with
your one true love, Sofia.
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[ Gulps ]
Now, the main thing to know
about romance movies
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is that you have to
be confident.
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Robert: And action!
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Grant, if I don't go back to
France to marry the President,
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he will stop at nothing
until he has me.
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He is
a very dangerous man.
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Um, I don't really know
what to say, guys.
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If she leaves,
you'll never see her again!
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Just be confident!
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Be confident.
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Okay.
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[ French accent ]
Stay with me, Sofia. Please!
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Oh, Grant! Yes!
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[ Sigh ] No.
This isn't right.
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You must go.
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But why?
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Shh. Go -- for the people
of your country.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Mais chaque fois que tu regardeun coucher de soleil
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souviens toi que c'est moncouer qui Brule pour toi.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Now go! Go!
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And never look back!
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[ Crying ]
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[ Crying ]
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And cut!
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Beautifully acted,
Grant.
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Way to be confident.
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Thanks for the help,
Mr. Rodriguez.
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And for showing me that
with some great directing,
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I too can be
a great actor.
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Well said, Grant,
but you're not done just yet.
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Cut!
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Sorry, Grant,
but I already told you
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you can't be in my movie.
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Um, Uncle Grandpa,
what are we doing here?
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This!
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You got to act us
out of this paper bag, Grant.
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I want out of here!
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Just remember what
Robert Rodriguez told you!
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Right.
[ Screaming ]
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Hey, what you doing?
Working? [ Laughs ]
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Okay, just be honest.
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That's it, Franky!
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You're driving me
up the wall!
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Whoa! Ah! Oh!
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Oof!
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[ Both laugh ]
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So funny!
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[ Shrieking ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Okay, go big!
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Ya!
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Hya!
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[ Both screaming ]
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Always make sure
it's fully exterminated.
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Always make sure it's dead!
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[ Panting ]
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[ Gulps ]
Be confident.
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Chaque fois que vous regardezle couche de soleil,
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c'est mon qui Brulepour vous.
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Ah, no, no, no!
[ Crying ]
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[ Both crying ]
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I'm sorry I said
you couldn't act, Grant.
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You did great in there.
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So much range!
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Will you be
back in my movie?
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[ Inhales through teeth ]
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I don't think
I want to act anymore.
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[ Both gasp ]
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I was just acting!
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Of course I want to be
back in your movie.
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Yay!
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Nice.
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♪♪
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Welcome to
"Inside the Director's Mind"
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with me,
Uncle Grandpa.
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Today
we're extremely lucky
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to have the best director
in the world,
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and he's joining us here
in the RV theater --
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Robert Rodriguez.
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Thanks for being here,
Robert.
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Happy to be here,
Uncle Grandpa.
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Robert Rodriguez,
when I'm bored,
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I sometimes look out
the window of the RV.
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Is that a movie?
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In a way, yes.
And in another way, no.
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See, when I look out the window
of your RV, it's a movie.
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But not when you do.
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Do you consider your movies
to be "loud books"
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or "music with people
instead of notes"?
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That's all false.
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And you still owe me $20
for that meatball sandwich.
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Tell me something --
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Does it hurt when the actors
get flattened on the screen?
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Absolutely.
It hurts them a lot.
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The whole time we're shooting,
they're in agony.
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But they get paid very well,
so don't feel bad for them.
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Now, I usually watch movies
in fast forward
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because I think its funny
when the people move fast.
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My new movie can be watched
at any speed.
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Upside down?
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When viewed upside down,
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my movie is
a nonstop thrill ride.
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I've always wondered this --
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who takes out
all the bad words
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for the TV versions
of your movies?
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We have a goblin who eats
all the bad words.
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We have to give him
at least 100 bad words a week
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or he'll destroy our peaceful
filmmaking village.
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[ Laughs ]
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How about some
audience questions?
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You there
with the body of a pizza,
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and also
the face of a pizza.
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This is
for Mr. Rodriguez.
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Where can I
get shoes like that?
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These aren't shoes,
actually.
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I just smeared peanut butter
over my feet.
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Wow, got it.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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You! You, the dino-man.
Yes, you.
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Okay, so, I've directed
a couple of films myself --
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just little projects.
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Eh, could I get one of
those special pins
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they give directors?
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You already have one.
Look in your shirt.
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Well, I'll be!
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That's amazing.
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Well, this has been extremely
helpful and informative,
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but it's time
to say goodbye.
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Or in classic
director speak,
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cut!
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♪♪
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That was quite delicious.
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