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Where's my wig?!
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[ Cow moos ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Bee buzzing ]
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Nobody's kissing.
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Isn't today
St. Valentine's Day,
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the day of kissing
and uh...kisses?
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Of course it is,
Uncle Grandpa.
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Look, I got you
a Saint Valentine's Day gift.
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Aw,
you shouldn't have!
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[ Knocking ]
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There's someone
at the door!
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♪ There's someone
at the door ♪
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♪ There's someone
at the door ♪
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♪ Yo, someone at the door,
Yo, yo, yeah ♪
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♪ That's right,
there's so -- ♪
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It's Cupid.
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Hey, Uncle Grandpa.
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Mind if I come in?
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Sure come right in,
take up all my time.
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I'm not busy.
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What seems to be the problem
there, friend?
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I can't do it
anymore, man.
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Do what?
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Shoot people
with my arrow
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to make them,
you know, kiss!
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Oh, ho-ho-ho, yeah.
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Kissing is cool.
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Well, I wouldn't know
about that.
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I've...
I've never been kissed.
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Not even by your mama?
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That doesn't count, man.
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, who gives a care?!
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No one's gonna kiss me.
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Let's face it --
I'm a chubby little baby!
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Hey,
that's only mostly true!
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Plus, girls like babies --
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according to the documentaries
I've seen.
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Do you think you can help me,
Uncle Grandpa?
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Do you think you can help me
find "true love"?
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With your deep knowledge
of women,
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you can help me, right?
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Of course I can help you!
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If there's one thing
I know about,
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it's fully grown women.
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Now, let's go make
romantic history.
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[ Farts ]
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No, I -- [ Screams ]
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Hmm.
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Let's get you
out of that diaper
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and into
some people clothes.
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I've got a wardrobe full of
cool outfits/ensembles
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from my dating days.
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[ Coughing ]
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It's been a while!
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Let's see
what we got here.
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Collar's too small.
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Collar's too small.
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Perfect!
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Hmm.
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You'll need some pants
to tuck that shirt into.
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Oh, boy!
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Not only did I find
a pants-boots combo for you,
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but I also found
my old demon wings!
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So now I can be
your wingman.
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[ Device beeping ]
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You know I can fly, too,
Uncle Grandpa.
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And ruin
my wonderful shirt?
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I don't think so!
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Now, let's see here.
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Female life-forms detected
30 klicks due east.
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We're closing in.
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Deploying package.
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Aah!
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So anyway, I said --
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Ow!
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You okay?
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-[ Screams ]
-Uh, sorry.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Please calm down.
I can explain.
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Hey,
will you kiss my friend?!
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Will you kiss him?!
He looks like a little baby.
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Just kiss him!
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He needs kisses!
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He's shy!
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Women.
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So, clearly you messed up
just then.
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I think I could sense
what was wrong.
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You stink, son.
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Those women were very sensitive
to stinky stinkers,
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so they ran away.
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I really don't think tha--
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No need to get upset,
Cupid, son of Mars.
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I got what you need
right here.
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It's col-log-knee --
my own special scent.
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[ Ding ]
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It smells like sardines.
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That's because
it issardines.
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Whoa!
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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So, you come here often?
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[ Sniff sniff, gasps ]
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[ Retching ]
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[ Screams ]
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This is unbelievable.
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Not enough fish in the sea,
eh, Cupey?
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I hate to say it but...
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we may have to use your
supernatural archery powers
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to trick women
into kissing you.
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But I can't!
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The archer can't be
the object of affection!
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I do it.
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Huh?
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I shoot arrows. Gimme!
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[ Sighs ] Okay.
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Oh, boy!
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Who wore it better?
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So, uh, I-I-I guess I'd like her
to be tall, but not too tall,
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but, you know,
a bit taller than me.
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Whoa, whoa, wait.
What're you doing?!
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I'm gonna hit that beauty
over there for you, buddy.
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That's a duck!
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Not your type, huh?
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I get it, I get it.
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Whoopsy!
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Look out!
-[ Grunts ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Pizza Steve, did you just
shoot me with an arrow?
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Nope.
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[ Cooing ]
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Uh-oh.
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[ Pizza Steve screaming ]
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That was a practice shot.
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[ Munches ]
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I've got a good feeling
about this one.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Ow! What gives?!
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An arrow? Come on!
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It's 2016
and I get shot with an arrow?!
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Come on!
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I'm gonna find out who shot me.
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Telescope, up!
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That's a big collar.
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Well, I guess
I'll have to fly down there
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and give him a piece of my...
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love!
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Ooh!
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I love you, please marry me,
squishy little pink person!
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You're welcome.
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Hey!
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Now, give me a kiss!
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Save me, Uncle Grandpa!
Save me!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa there, friend.
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Where do you think
you're going?
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I'm going to kiss
that little man!
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You'll have to
go through me first.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Ooh!
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Uncle Grandpa,
do something!
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Anything!
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Okay.
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Whoopsy!
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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I'm not normally
like this!
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[ Screaming gleefully ]
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Got to wait
for the perfect shot.
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Just got to wait
for the perfect shot.
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I know!
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There we go!
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Oh, hiya!
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I'm afraid.
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Ooh!
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You got to get out of there,
Cupey.
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This shall truly be
the perfect shot.
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[ Stammering ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Cupid! [ Farts ]
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[ Coughing ]
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Huh?
You saved me.
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I'd do anything for you,
Cupid.
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It's pretty cool you have wings
like me.
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Yeah.
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I think we probably have
a lot in common.
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I also like to
shoot people.
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[ Giggles ]
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Ow.
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Get out of here, ya grub!
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Why, I ought to!
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Set my phaser
to spaghettify!
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Whoa, whoa, wait!
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If it wasn't for Uncle Grandpa,
we never would have met.
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Don't you see? If it wasn't for
his terrible, terrible ideas,
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I never would have found
true love.
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[ Gasps ]
True love?!
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Hey, Uncle Grandpa!
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Yeah?
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I can't thank you enough.
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You're really good
at helping people.
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I know!
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Keep on trucking.
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[ Panting ]
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Uncle G, Uncle G!
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You got --
You got to help me!
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Mr. Gus
is in love with me!
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Here we go again!
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[ Beeping ]
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Announcer:
New Experiences with Beary Nice.
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That's me!
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And Hot Dog Person.
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That's me.
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I sure am excited to eat
at a fancy French restaurant...
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for the beary first time!
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Ooh, I don't understand
any of this.
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It's okay, Hot Dog Person.
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I took French lessons
back in college.
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I believe I can order
for the both of us.
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Bonjour,Mr. Waiter!
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Glasses.
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Ahem.
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Je voudrais la plaque de jour,
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et pour lui, la chien-chaudpersonne special.
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Vous avez commandeun excellent repas.
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Mmm, mwah!
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Merci!
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What did you order for me,
Beary Nice?
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Oh, Hot Dog Person,
you talk too much.
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Voilà!
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Ooh la la!
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Mmm.
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Et for monsieur.
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Bon appétit!
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Ahh!
W-w-w-wha...
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I can't eat this!
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Mmm!
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This food is so yummy!
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Aah.
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[ Laughs ]
Looks like you need a hand.
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Aah!
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[ Gags ]
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Waiter, I'll have
what he's having!
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Me too!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Crying ]
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Oh!
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Huh?
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Oh, no!
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[ Munching ]
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Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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Was monsieursatisfied
with his meal?
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It was magnifique!
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[ Chuckles ]
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What did you think,
Hot Dog Person?
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I think I need a doggie bag.
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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That was quite delicious.
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