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I'm thinking about robots.
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[ Cow moos ]
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Smack-O-Lantern,when I get you in the ring,
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I'm gonna give youthe headache of your life!
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This means war!
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Cheetah!
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After I'm done with youtomorrow [inhales]
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you'll be cleaningyour spots up from the canvas.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, man, can you believe
these guys, home slice?
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Their threats
are so ridiculous!
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[ Munching ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Oh, this guy's
got a pumpkin on his head!
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[ Slurps, spits ]
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This is just too much!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey, y'all.
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Hey, Mr. Gus!
Check it out!
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We're watching
pro rassling!
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It is hi-larious, bro.
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Don't mind if I do!
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[ Grunts ]
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Hello?!
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I guess extinct reptiles
don't need to have pants --
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or manners!
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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Phone's ringing, y'all.
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It sure is.
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I guess somebody
should get it.
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I hope you don't expect me
to do it.
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This is my day off.
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Well, I just sat down.
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Looks like that leaves one
other person to get the phone --
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a certain Uncle Grandpa?
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[ Ringing continues ]
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Well, aren't I at least
gonna elicit a response?
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Hey, guys!
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What are you doing talking
to my life-size inflatable doll?
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[ Air squeaks ]
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Anybody care
for some nachos?
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[ Ringing continues ]
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Oh!
Phone's ringing!
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I'll get it!
[ Zip! ]
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Uncle Grandpa's
mobile residence!
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Man: [ Dutch accent ]
Uncle Grandpa?
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The one and only,
at your service!
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Good, because
I'm going to come over there
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und give you a beating
you will never forget!
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Uh, excuse me?
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You heard me!
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I'm coming over to give youthe beating of your life!
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Oh, oh!
[ Grunts ]
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Guys,
someone on the phone
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just threatened
to give me a beating!
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A beating?!
Ha-ha!
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Man, you guys have been watching
too much professional rassling!
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Why on earth would anyone
call to give you a beating?
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[ Telephone rings ]
[ Teeth chattering ]
It's him!
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I can't believe you,
Uncle Grandpa,
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scared of a little old
prank caller.
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I guess we need the adult
of the RV to handle this.
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You'll see that
this whole thing is just silly.
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Hello?
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You know what?
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I'm going to give youa beating, too!
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[ Laughs]
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Hello? Hello?!
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Whoa!
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Do my shades deceive me,
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or are you looking a little
shaken up there, big guy?!
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Am I right, Uncle G?
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I tried to tell ya,
Mr. Gus!
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Somebody gonna get that?
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Don't look at me!
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Wow.
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You guys are really something.
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Scared of a dumb prank caller?
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Then why don't you
answer it?
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I believe I will!
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Leave it up
to the real hero around here.
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[ Ringing continues ]
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Yo. Pizza Steve!
Talk to me.
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Pizza Steve, you are going toget the biggest beating of all!
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Okay, you guys were right!
Who is this lunatic, anyway?
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I bet he's got gigantic muscles
on every part of his body!
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I bet even his muscles
have muscles!
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Even his head has bigger muscles
than all of us combined!
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And he can probably smash
an entire city
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using just his earlobe!
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I can only imagine
what he's gonna do to us!
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[ All scream ]
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We gotta get out of here,
pronto!
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I'll start the RV!
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[ Engine sputtering ]
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Huh?
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No power!
Better check the engine!
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I thought this was where
you kept the macaroni.
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Two questions.
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Where, pray tell,
did you get all this macaroni,
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and what did you do
with the engine?
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Mom?
[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]
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No TV until you finish
your dinner, Jerold!
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All right, we'll just push
the RV out of here!
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Good idea!
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You two push.
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I'll keep a look out!
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[ Both grunting ]
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Keep going, guys!
No sign of him yet!
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[ Slurps ]
[ Grunting continues ]
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Whew!
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I can't move it
any further!
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Yeah. It feels like the wheels
went on vacation!
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Got that right, buddy!
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[ Tires squeal ]
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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[ Whining ] Not again!
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M-Maybe he'll go away!
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Uncle Grandpa here --or should I say,nothere.
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[ Chuckles]Leave your messageafter the tone
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and me, Pizza Steve,or Mr. Gus will getright back to you!
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[ Answering machine beeps ]
Man: Don't think this answeringmachine is going to fool me.
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I know you you're all there!
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I'm almost at your door
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to give you more beatingsthan you can shake a pickle at!
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[ Answering machine beeps ]
No!
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Pizza Steve is too young
and beautiful to die!
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Maybe we can just hide.
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That's so cowardly --
it just might work!
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[ Zip! ]
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Uh...
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Whoa!
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Yo!
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What's a fella
gotta do
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to get some privacy
around here?!
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[ Straining ] Come on.
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Almost got it closed!
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Aw, nah.
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This isn't working!
Where else?!
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I know!
Follow me!
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He'll never find us in here!
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Uh, where are we again?
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The phone booth. Why?
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[ Telephone rings ]
[ All screaming ]
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[ All panting ]
We're doomed.
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We should just abandon the RV
and try to make it out on foot.
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We can start a new life
somewhere else!
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Leave the RV?!
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You can't be serious,
little buddy!
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As much as I hate to say it,
he's right, Uncle Grandpa.
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We don't stand a chance
against this menace!
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I guess there's
no other way, then.
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Ya hear that,
Tiny Miracle?
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We all have to leave the RV
forever.
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-I can't.
-You can't?!
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No, I--
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Did you hear that,
everyone?
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Tiny Miracle can't leave
the RV
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because his high moral standards
won't allow it!
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We can't just run away
from our home!
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Actually it's because
I'm still charging.
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If you give me a couple of
minutes, I can leave with you.
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Not now, Tiny Miracle.
I'm saying something important!
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We just can't allow
some bully
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to take over our lives
and push us around!
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This is our RV!
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There's a time in every
Uncle Grandpa's life
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when he says, "I will not
get pushed around any longer!"
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Instead of being attacked,
this time Iattack!
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Uncle G's right!
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It's time to show this lowlife
what time it is.
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Who's with us?!
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Do we have a choice?
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Of course not!
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Soldiers,
ready your battle stations!
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I want to see
your war face!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Growls ]
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[ Sloop! ]
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Hoo!
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[ Making gibberish noises ]
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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[ Slurps ]
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Here he comes.
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If I don't make it,
Uncle Grandpa,
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you can have
my exercise equipment.
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And, Pizza Steve,
I'm bestowing onto you
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my collection
of Charles Dickens novels.
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I hope to high heaven
we make it out of this alive.
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I will not sit idly
and allow him to cause harm!
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It's time to take a stand!
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Uncle Grandpa,
where are you going?!
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He's almost here!
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[ Whistling ]
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Hallo!
My name is Hubrecht.
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I walk all the way from Holland,
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und I'm here to deliver
your beating.
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I have a many different kind
to choose from.
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Aah!
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Here's a good uns'!
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Some beating
for the both of you.
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Here's a nice beating for you,
Mr. Gus!
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Und a couple of nice beating
for you, little one,
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so you grow up
big und strong!
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So...you just wanted
to give us beets?
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Ja!
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I give you a nice beeting --
one you never gonna forget.
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You don't understand
the English language, do you?
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Ja,English.
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Top of the mortgage to ya.
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Well, ain't that
a crazy mix-up.
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That's it!
You will bully us no longer!
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-Uncle Grandpa, no!
-Uncle G, no!
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Good-bye, monster!
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Oh, well.
Maybe it's a fly to Holland.
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And stay away, bully!
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You do realize he was just here
to deliver beets, right.
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Of course I do, Mr. Gus!
[ Grunts ]
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I despise those evil things!
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[ Tank gun fires ]
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"Gut"-ter ball.
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[ Chuckles ]
Get it?
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[ Inhales ]
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Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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[ Yawns ]
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[ Flamingos squawking ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Chirping ]
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[ Chirping ]
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[ Slurps ]
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[ Crows cawing ]
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[ Woodpeckers chirping ]
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Thanks, Uncle Grandpa!
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[ RV beeps ]
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-[ Screeches ]
-[ Screams ]
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[ Ducks quacking ]
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[ Squawking ]
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[ Ducks quacking ]
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[ Pigeons cooing ]
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[ Ducks quacking ]
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[ Squawking ]
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[ Yawn, clicks tongue ]
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Birds -- can't live with them,
can't live without them!
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[ Squawks ]
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[ Nose squeaks, pops ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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That was quite delicious.
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