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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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Try this episode with mustard!
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[ Cow moos ]
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Uncle Grandpa:
Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!
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Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!
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Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!
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Super Ostrich...
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Fighter Turbo!
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You guys, you'll
neverguess
what I found at the landfill!
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"Super Ostrich
Fighter Tur-- "
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"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo" --
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the hit video game everyone
was talking about in 1992!
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Just a quick blow on
the circuits, and it's go time.
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[ Blows ]
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[ Blows ]
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Here we go!
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Pizza Steve likes
where this day is going!
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Choose your ostrich.
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Uh...
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I'll take...this one.
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Dang it!
That's the one I wanted!
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All right.
I'll settle for this one.
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Ostrich versus ostrich!
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Fight!
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Aw, yeah!
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This game is so awesome!
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We're gonna spend the entire day
playing it!
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Sounds good to me,
bro.
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Y'all know what time it is?
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Time to stop standing
in front of the TV.
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It's time for Uncle Grandpa
to help some kids!
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No!
Come on, Tiny Miracle!
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Now's a really bad time.
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Actually,
now is the perfect time.
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Because you programmed me
to do this every day --
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precisely at this time!
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Oh!
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Today's helpless children are...
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Lori, who got her kite
stuck in a tree,
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and Philip,
who can't dance.
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[ Sighs ]
Why can't there be just one day
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where
I don't have to help kids?
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Hey, don't look at me.
I was just doing my job.
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♪ Tiny Miracle ♪
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♪ The robot boy ♪
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[ Sighs ]
So much for playing
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"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo"
all day.
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If only I could program
Tiny Miracle to do my job.
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Tiny Miracle:
♪ Tiny Miracle ♪
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♪ Easily programmable
to perform any task ♪
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Wait -- That's it!
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♪ Bleep bleep bleep,
bleep bleep bleep bloop bloo ♪
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Get over here!
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[ Clang ]
[ Grunting ]
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Hey! What the...
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Can it!
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[ Powering down ] D-D-Did
somebody say Tiny Mirac...
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Uncle Grandpa,
what y'all doing?
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Modifying Tiny Miracle --
to be Uncle Grandpa.
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So I can play video games!
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[ Sparkle! ]
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[ Squish! Squish! ]
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Just punch in some new code,
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and...
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We're good to go!
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[ Thwack! ]
[ Grunts ]
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[ Crackle! Whir! ]
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I now present to you
the Robo-U.G.
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He's gonna take over for me
for the rest of the day.
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Good morning.
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Pizza Steve, you ready
to get your ostrich on?
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You know it, bro!
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Uncle Grandpa,
I don't think
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hastily reprogramming
Tiny Miracle
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and sending him out
into the world unsupervised
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was such a good idea.
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Ya know, Mr. Gus,
you're right.
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It wasn't a good idea.
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It was a
greatidea!
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But, Uncle Grandpa,
what if --
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Mr. Gus,
you worry too much.
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I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
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Good morning.
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Analyzing.
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Harmless butterfly.
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Solution --
love and enjoy.
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[ Crackle! Crackle! ]
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[ Warble! ]
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L-L-Love a-a-and enjoy.
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Destroy!
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[ Crackle! ]
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[ Sobbing ]
There, there, Lori.
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I'm sure Uncle Grandpa
will show up any minute
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to get your kite out
of that tree.
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You really think so,
Dad?
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Well, I know so!
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Well, by golly, here he comes
now -- in robot form.
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Analyzing.
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Kite in tree.
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Solution --
destroy Lori's house.
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Uncle Grandpa robot!
Why?!
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G-G-Good morning.
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Uncle Grandpa:
[ Laughing ]
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You're getting your crust
stuffed, Pizza Steve!
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[
Squawks]
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Double ostrich c-c-combo!
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Aw, come on, man!
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Pizza Steve,
my moves are s-mokin'!
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So is the house foundation
across the street.
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I'm sure Robo-U.G.
is working on it.
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One, two.
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One, t-- a-two.
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[ Groans ]
I'll never learn how to dance.
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[ Gasps ]
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Uncle...Grandpa?
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Good morning.
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Analyzing...
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Phillip can't dance.
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Solution --
massive tidal wave!
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Hey, where's all this water
coming from?
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Who cares?! We're playing
"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."
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[ Grunts ]
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Uncle Grandpa,
now might be a good time
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to go check
on your little robot buddy.
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Yeah, okay,
maybe after the next 27 games.
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Yeah, wouldn't want anything
to interrupt your game...
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'specially not
the flamethrower factory
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crashing
into the power plant.
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[ Blip! ]
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Flippin' frog legs!
What the heck was that?!
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I think
the power just went out!
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But why?!
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Probably because
the power plant's on fire.
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Geez Louise!
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How do you suppose
something like that happened?
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If I had to guess,
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I'd say it was caused
by Robot Uncle Grandpa,
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the malfunctioning robot
you created
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and, therefore,
are responsible for.
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I'mresponsible for?!
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Wait,
I guess you're right.
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[ Sighs ]
All right.
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I'll go shut him down.
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Come on, Pizza Steve!
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[ Panting ]
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Robo-U.G.,
it's time to power down!
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[ Claps ]
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Robo-U.G.: Analyzing.
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He's programmed to shut down
when I clap my hands.
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Should only take a sec.
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My creator.
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Solution -- destroy!
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Maybe he didn't hear me
the first time. [ Claps ]
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[ Screams ]
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Uh, yeah, he
definitely didn't hear me!
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[ Claps loudly ]
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[ Screams ] Why'd you program
him to destroy us?
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I didn't!
He's gone haywire!
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We better get out
of here!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Life was so much better
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when we were playing
"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."
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Hey, speaking of ostriches,
there's one right there.
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[ Squawking ]
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If that ostrich
is equipped with Wi-Fi,
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then it's game on,
Pizza Steve.
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Wi-Fi?
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Come on!
[ Grunts ]
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Belly Bag, my wireless
bird controller, please.
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Here ya go, boss!
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Okay.
Just connect to ostrich.
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[ Beeping ]
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Come on, come on,
come on!
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Ding! ]
Connected!
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[ Squawks ]
Yes!
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Time to save the day
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with some real-life
"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."
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You ready, Pizza Steve?
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Uncle G,
Pizza Steve was born read--
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[ Scream ]
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I'll get ya out in five minutes,
Pizza Steve, I promise.
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Onward!
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[ Squawking ]
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[ Crackle! ]
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G-G-G-Good morning.
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Not for long.
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[ Squawks ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Beeping ]
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Triple ostrich combo!
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[ Crackle! Boom! ]
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[ Squawking ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Groans ]
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We did it, Pizza Steve!
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[ Groans ]
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But I'll tell ya one thing,
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it's gonna take a tiny miracle
to clean up this mess.
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Did somebody say
"Tiny Miracle"?
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Yeah.
Now, get to work.
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Really? You're gonna let
the robot do your job -- again?
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Seriously?
Why not?
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I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
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♪ Tiny Miracle,
the robot-- ♪
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Whoa!
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[ Crackle! ]
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D-D-D-Did somebody say
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"worldwide destruction"?
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What are you doing,
Uncle Grandpa?
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Thinking.
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What ya thinking about?
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Thinking.
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[ Laughing ]
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Whoo!
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Laughing continues ]
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Whoo-ooh!
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Whoo!
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Bwop, bwop, bwop,
bwop, bwop, bwop!
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Ooh-ooh!
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[ Laughs ]
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Whee!
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Duh.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Yee-ha ha ha!
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[ Sighs ]
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Funhouse mirrors
sure are great.
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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That was quite delicious.
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