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This is your favorite episode!
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[ Cow moos ]
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Okay, Oscar, are you ready
for an epic snow fight?
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Start on
the count of three!
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One, two, three -- go!
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Aw, man, I wish
I had real friends
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so I can have a real snow fight.
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[ Sighs ]
Huh?
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[ Screams ] Oh, no --
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Did somebody say snowball fight?
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Oh, hey, Joey!
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I was looking for a kid who
wanted to have a snowball fight.
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Let me know
if you see him.
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Got to be around here
somewheres.
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Uncle Grandpa, it's me!
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I'm the one that wants
to have a snowball fight!
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Well, Joey, if it's
a snowball fight you want,
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it's a snowball fight
you'll get!
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I'll be right back!
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All right!
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Who's ready for a --
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Wait, Uncle Grandpa -- no!
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What's wrong?
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Well, no offense,
but I was kind of hoping
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for a little more
competition,
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seeing as how
you're an old man and all.
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Oh, I get it.
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It's not the first time
I've been rejected
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because of my old age.
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So you want some real
competition, huh?!
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Yeah!
A snowball fight
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that puts all other
snowball fights to shame?
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Yeah!
Sheer snowball insanity?!
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Yeah!
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I know just
the place, Johnny!
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Let's get this snowball fight
party started.
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What do ya say, Jason?
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Uh, Uncle Grandpa,
where are we going?
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The North Pole.
It's where all the action is.
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There she is, Jody, the famous,
much-sought-after North Pole.
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So what's this have to do
with a snowball fight?
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Uncle Grandpa?
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Glad you asked, Jolene.
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You see, the North Pole has been
fought over for years.
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Many nations have tried
to claim it as their own,
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but none have been successful
in retrieving it
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from the defiant race
of snowmen.
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These snowmen are sworn
protectors of the pole
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and will stop
at nothing to defend it.
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They may look like
cute stacks of snow
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with carrot noses
and beady coal eyes,
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but don't be fooled.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever!
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Let's get this snow fight
started already!
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Hey, snowman -- take that!
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Ha ha ha!
Gotcha!
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Joey, what are you,
crazy?!
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Run!
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[ Panting ]
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Oh, man!
We're in for it now!
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Uncle Grandpa,
what's going on?
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You just started an all-out war
with these snowmen,
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and now there's
no turning back!
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What?
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You threw the first ball!
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Now they really have
it in for us!
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They've called in
reinforcements.
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Here, take these.
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Uncle Grandpa,
what's happening?!
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That's Sergeant Grandpa
to you, maggot!
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Sorry, sir.
Yes, sir!
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Now, listen up!
We got to take out that bunker.
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We're gonna get that Pole,
but we got about 10 enemies
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ready to blow us away
at a moment's notice.
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Hot dog!
I'm gonna take this hot dog,
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rub it all over this map,
and then eat it.
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Hot-dog-arific
war zone battle now!
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I said, "Let's move out!"
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[ Machine gun fire ]
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Cover your flank!
My what?
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Enemies approaching
57 klicks northeast!
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What's a klick, northeast?
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[ Gasping ]
Sergeant Grandpa, what is --
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Keep it down, Private.
I got to make a phone call.
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This is Sergeant Grandpa,
come in.
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Roger that --
Niner Alpha Tango Charlie
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Sixer Zulu Tango Tango,
over out.
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What?
Now, follow my lead!
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Sergeant Grandpa,
what's going on?
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The tango --
we're doing the tango.
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Now follow my lead!
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Dip, baby, dip!
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Now twirl --
that's an order!
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Well, no way we're gonna get
past that snowman's land.
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So what are we gonna do?
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I'll ask the questions
around here, Private!
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So what are we gonna do?
Um...
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Call in an airlift?
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Are you asking me
or telling me, Private?!
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Um, uh, I don't know, sir.
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I should have you
court-martialed,
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you insolent
good-for-nothing grunt!
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Now, here,
call in an airlift.
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Um, hi, this is
Private Joey.
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Give me that!
What do you think you're doing?!
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This is Sergeant Grandpa,
need an airlift.
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Coordinates -- hot dog,
niner, 80 mustard.
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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Private, I need you
to man that door gun
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and take out
those ground targets.
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Door gun?
Ground targets, sir?
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There better not be a
question mark
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at the end
of that sentence!
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No, sir! Sorry, sir!
Yes, sir!
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We're approaching a lot of flak.
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Jeez, Louise, they're trying
to turn us into Swiss cheese.
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What's going on back there,
Private?
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I thought I told you take out
those ground targets!
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I'm trying, sir.
There's just too many of them!
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I'm hit, I'm hit!
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What?!
Man down!
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We got a man down!
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[ Moaning ]
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All right, calm down, Private.
Medic has arrived.
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We'll take care
of you in a jiffy.
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It hurts, it hurts!
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Private, suck it up!
I'm sorry, Sergeant...
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[Groans]
...Grandpa.
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Now let's see what we got.
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Oh, jeez!
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Is it bad?
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I've seen worse.
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Now let's get down
to business.
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[ Groaning ] Oh, gosh!
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Stay with me, Private!
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So cold -- feel so cold.
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All right,
now let's clean up the wound.
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Boy, this is messy!
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All right,
Private, almost done.
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Stay with me, Buddy.
Stay with me!
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, Private, you're all
patched up, good to go.
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Sergeant Grandpa, I want to
thank you for saving my life.
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No need
to thank me, Private.
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It's a soldier's duty to look
after his brothers in arms
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and follow the sacred
soldier's code --
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"Never leave a man behind!"
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Don't you
forget that, Private.
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We've been hit!
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We're going down!
We're going down!
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Well, Private,
looks like this is the end.
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[ Bugle playing "Taps" ]
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Good thing I remembered about
these spare parachutes
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at the last minute,
or else we would have been --
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Sergeant Grandpa!
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Sergeant Grandpa, no!
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Private!
Private, no!
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Don't worry about me!
Get out while you still can!
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Sergeant Grandpa, no!
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Sergeant Grandpa,
please, no!
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[ Gunfire ]
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Oh, man, what am I gonna do?
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Sergeant Grandpa.
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Looks like you've picked
the wrong fight yet again.
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We know your
little friend got away.
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So why don't you make it
easy on yourself
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and tell us
everything you know?
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No!
I'll never talk, never!
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I'm not
telling you nothing!
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Very well, if that is the game
you want to play...
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bring in the iceman!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckling ]
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Huh?
What's going on?
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What are you doing?!
No!
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No, no,
not the ice cube!
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[ Screams ]
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Sergeant Grandpa --
he's in trouble!
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But what am I gonna do?!
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It's a soldier's duty to look
after his brothers in arms
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and follow the sacred
soldier's code --
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"Never leave a man behind!"
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Don't you forget that, Private.
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I won't forget it,
Sergeant Grandpa.
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[ Laughing ]
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Take that!
Whoo!
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Yeah! [ Laughing ]
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Oh, get this!
Ooh, I'm gonna get ya!
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Yeah! [ Laughing ]
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Whoo! Yeah!
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[ Laughing ]
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Get some!
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Sir, the boy has broken through
our main gate
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and is in the building!
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Order to all troops to secure
the area, now!
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It appears your
little soldier boy
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is more powerful
than we thought.
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But no matter --
we will squash him like
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the tiny snowflake he is!
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That's where you're wrong,
snowman!
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Don't underestimate
my private!
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Stop him!
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It's time to give it up
and release the grandpa,
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snowman person!
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Sergeant Grandpa has
trained you well, I see.
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But you should
not be so foolish
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as to think you can
defeat me and my army.
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He's got a snow gun!
It's a trap!
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[ Laughs ]
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A pity,
you missed your target.
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Good-bye, soldier.
It was nice snowingyou!
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Not so fast, snowman person.
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I didn't miss my target --
I nailed it!
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Huh?
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I'm free!
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00:10:21,007 --> 00:10:22,017
What?!
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Belly Bag, give me
the hottest sauce you got!
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Sure thing, Uncle Grandpa!
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Here you go!
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00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:30,003
Uncle Grandpa:
"Crazy Myke's Hot Sauce.
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Caution -- extra hot!"
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Sounds good to me!
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[ Glass shatters ]
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What in the living heck
is going on here?!
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[ Whistling ]
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[ Stammering ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Whoa!
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I'm melting!
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Melting!
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Ah!
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Now, was that an epic
snow fight or what, Joey?
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Yeah.
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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That was quite delicious.
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