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Back so soon?
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♪♪
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-No, hot!
-No, cold!
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-No, hot!
-No, cold!
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-Hotter!
-No one likes cold pizza!
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-Cold is better!
-Hot's worse than cold.
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-85 degrees?
-Aah!
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[ All shouting ]
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Will you guys
cut it out?!
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Every week we are arguing
over something.
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Today, it's the temperature
in the RV.
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Friday, it was who left
the toilet seat down.
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And we spent
the whole month of July
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in the middle of the street
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arguing about
how to change the flat tires,
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which is why we got ourselves
towed to this junkyard!
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I believe that
if we put aside our differences,
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we can all get along
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and live in harmony
under this RV roof.
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We need someone to inspire us,
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someone to guide us
into a brighter future.
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What we need is a...
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President!
Dictator!
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That's right,
Uncle Grandpa.
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A president
is what we need.
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With a leader of the RV,
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we can find someone who will
represent all our beliefs.
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In a traditional democracy,
you run as a candidate,
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campaign on
a platform of ideals,
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and whoever
gets the most votes
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at the end of the week
wins!
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That's right, Belly Bag,
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and now we just have to find
our set of candidates.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I personally
just don't think
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I'm cut out for leadership,
you know.
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But I'm sure any of you
would be a worthy candidate.
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Uh, I don't really like
politics.
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[ Cries ]
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[ Growls ]
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I believe
I'm overqualified.
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Hmm. Well,
I guess that just leaves,
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Uncle Grandpa
and Pizza Steve.
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Huh?
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Uhh...
Where'd they go?
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
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Good morning!
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[ "Reveille" plays ]
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[ Bike horn honks ]
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Vote for me! U.G.!
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[ Blink! Blink! ]
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Man: Ladies and gentlemen,
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presenting the nextpresident of the RV!
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Pizza Steve!
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Y'all ready to vote
for Pizza Steve?!
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♪ Believe in Steve ♪
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♪ Believe in Steve ♪
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♪ He gives you things
that you want to receive ♪
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♪ Vote, vote,
vote for Pizza Steve ♪
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♪ Who even cares
about that loser Uncle G ♪
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[ Guitar solo ]
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[ Grunting ]
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I thank you! Thank you!
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Vote for Pizza Steve!
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-Wow! Amazing!
-That was super cool!
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Hi, I'm man lamp,
Crispin Mulcahy,
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and welcome to "R.V. Election,"
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where we cover
all the election news.
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Four minutes ago,
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Uncle Grandpa
failed to win over the crowd
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with his lackluster
one-man band.
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His opponent, Pizza Steve,
however,
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surprised everyone
with a pyrotechnic show
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including a killer drum solo.
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As we can see here,
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Pizza Steve
is leading the polls in the RV.
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If he keeps this up,
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his victory
will be a sure thing.
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The question remains,
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can Uncle Grandpa
make a comeback
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after his ultra-lame
introduction?
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All right, guys.
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I hope you worked up
an appetite for lunch!
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Oh, hey, guys.
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All: Huh?
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Lunch is on me!
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Free hot dogs for everyone!
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[ Growls ]
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That's right!
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Vote for Uncle Grandpa,
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and you can count on free,
delicious hot dog lunches daily!
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And guess what?
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I'll throw in the mustard,
as well.
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No extra charge.
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The latest news is in.
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After winning over the crowd
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with his promise
of free hot dog lunches,
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Uncle Grandpa
has the boost he needs
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to place him ahead
in the official RV poll.
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I predict a landslide victoryfor Uncle Grandpa
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if Pizza Steve doesn't makea serious comeback.
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Oh,
I got a comeback for you!
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♪♪
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Male Announcer:
Real, honest values.
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A slice of pizza in a sweaterwho cares.
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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Hi. My name is Pizza Steve.
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I know you have
some big decisions to make
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during this election.
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But, decisions are hard!
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But, that's freedom for you.
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Freedom is hard.
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I want to make your life easier.
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So, forget
all that "freedom" nonsense,
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and let me do
the deciding for you.
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Simple.
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You give me your vote,
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and, I'll give you
peace of mind.
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Female Announcer: Paid for by
the Pizza Steve for --
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Male Announcer: President --
Female Announcer: Foundation.
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-Oh, I agree.
-Wow!
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-I agree!
-I think that looked great.
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[ Majestic music plays ]
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[ Whap! ]
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Thank you
for your support.
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Thanks for your support.
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Thanks for your support.
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Thanks for your support.
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Aah!
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[ Sloop! ]
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[ Grunts ]
Hello, my friends.
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I'm here to talk about
how we green people
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need to stick together.
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[ Sloop! ]
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[ Plop! ]
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[ Smooches ]
[ Baby coos ]
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[ Smooches ]
[ Baby coos ]
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Goo-goo-gah-gah!
[ Laughs wickedly ]
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[ Snarls, chomp! ]
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[ All "oh" ]
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Mission accomplished.
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[ Sloop! ]
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Welcome to tonight's
presidential debate
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between the incumbent,
Uncle Grandpa...
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[ Muffled ] Good morning.
[ Feedback ]
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Yes.
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...and his challenger,
uh, Pizza Steve?
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Yep. Right here.
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Can we get Pizza Steve
a stool or something?
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Mr. Uncle Grandpa,
your opening statement.
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[ Squish! ]
Ha ha. Stool.
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All...right.
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And, Pizza Steve,
your opening statement?
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I'm Pizza Steve,
and I'm a winner.
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My opponent
is an irrelevant clown
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with zero credibility --
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a total loser.
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Dirty bird.
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Pizza Steve,
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the RV is in need
of serious repair.
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[ Boing! ]
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[ Glass shatters ]
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But it's also deep in debt.
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Do you have a plan
to deal with the situation?
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Two words, Crispin --
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duct tape, bro.
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You could fix anything
with this stuff.
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-I concur.
-I did not know that.
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Uncle Grandpa,
your rebuttal?
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Uncle Grandpa?
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[ Muffled screaming ]
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I'm afraid you'll have to
speak up, Uncle Grandpa.
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[ Grunts ]
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I said that
"duct tape, bro"
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is three words,
not two!
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Indeed.
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What then would you do
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to improve
the state of the RV?
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Well, Crispin...
[ Clears throat ]
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
...even though
things look bleak,
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I believe, if we all
put aside our differences
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and find what unites us,
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we can make the RV great again,
better than it ever was.
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We could put in
a pancake machine.
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We could have ice cream
on the fifth floor,
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salty snacks on the eighth.
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Bah!
[ Boom! ]
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Just where are you gonna
get the ch-iz-ash money
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to pay for all this
pie in the sky?
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I'm glad you asked,
Poo-Poo Steve!
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We'll just use the money
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that accumulates
in the change jar!
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Your platform
is full of holes.
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[ Feedback ]
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Would you mind elaborating
on that, Pizza Steve?
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Look, the bottom line is
that I believe
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that people should have
the right to live in squalor
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if I want them to.
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I mean, why should I
have to pay for dumb things
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like new brakes
or gasoline?
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If I want to spend
all the money on, say,
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a Burrito Bill's Macho
Muchacho Burrito for myself,
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then I should be able to.
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Oh, that's ridiculous!
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Actually, it's delicious.
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And it quite simply
demonstrates
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the principle of
dribble-down economics.
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Imagine, if you will,
"Captain Fool" here
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is all of you peasants.
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So I,
the awesome big shot,
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take a bite of this
mouth-watering burrito.
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[ Chomp!, Squirt! ]
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[ Babbling ]
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With Pizza Steve's
dribble-down plan,
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everyone wins.
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That's it, you maniac!
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You're going down!
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[ Grunting ]
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Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ooh! Oh! Ow!
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[ Metal clinking ]
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Tiny Miracle: Um, guys...
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Belly Bag:
This doesn't look good!
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Hey, guys,
we got a problem.
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Take that!
Have some of this!
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Guys,
this isn't good at all.
[ Both grunting ]
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-Pizza Steve for president!
-I'm President! I'm President!
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Tiny Crusher: Looks like we are
headed straight for the...
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car crusher?!
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Got to drive us
out of here, stat!
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[ Grunts ]
The key broke!
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It's no use saving the RV.
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We got bail out!
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Guys, we're about to be crushed
by the car crusher.
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We got to do something
before we turn into scrap metal!
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Aah!
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You got to help us!
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But the election!
But the election!
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We don't have time
for an election!
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Well, I can't speak
for my opponent,
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but Stevie wanna be pres,
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so Stevie's staying in the fight
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till the bitter end, bro.
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-[ Roars ]
-Please do something.
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-I'm President!
-Uh, uh...
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-Me!
-Uh, uh...
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Uh...
-The RV would be nothing
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without me for president!
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Pizza Steve!
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Groaning intensifies ]
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Crispin:
And now, an "RV Election"
special report.
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In a last-minute decision,
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Uncle Grandpa decided
to pull out of the race.
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Uncle Grandpa, please tell us
why you made this choice
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to forego being a possible
president of the RV.
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Well, Crispin,
I decided I value my friendship
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with this great group of pals
behind me
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more than some pointless
puppet job in politics.
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There you have it --
friends over politics.
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And now a word
with the RV's new leader,
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President Pizza Steve.
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Well, Crispin,
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I knew from the start
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that President Pizza Steve
was going to win
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because the best always wins
and losers always lose.
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That's right.
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President Pizza Steve
is the best.
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"President Pizza Steve
is the best,"
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a statement
that might be debatable.
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[ Whir! ]
But in the world
of politics...
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[ Whistle! ]
...who really cares?
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[ Crash! ]
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I'm Crispin Mulcahy,
signing off.
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See you next time,
and, remember,
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the winds of freedom will blow
as long as the sky is blue
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and my lies are true.
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[ Twinkle! ]
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♪♪
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That was quite delicious.
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