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My feet smell like cheese!
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[ Animal bleats ]
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[ Uncle Grandpa snoring ]
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[ Poink! ]
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Good morning.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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It's Halloween night!
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[ Buzzes lips ]
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I got a costume.
You got a costume.
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I got a costume.
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You got a costume.
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I got a costume.
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You got a costume.
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I got a costume.
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You got a costume.
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I got a costume.
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You go-- Hey!
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Why no costume, Pizza Steve?
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What are you
talking about?
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We all dressed up
for Halloween!
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Belly Bag is a wizard.
Tiny Miracle is Pinocchio.
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Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
is the Invisible Lady.
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[ GRFT growls ]
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Frankenstein is a puppy.
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And Mr. Gus is, uh...
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I'm James Polk,
the 11th president
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of the United States of --
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Blah, blah, blah.
At least he tried.
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See, Pizza Steve,
in this country,
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first, you get the idea,
then you get the costume,
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then you get the candy.
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But, Uncle G,
I amdressed up!
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-What?
-Yeah.
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I got this sweet
Pizza Steve costume on!
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-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, snap!
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[ Knock on door ]
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Oh, snap!
Our first trick-or-treater!
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-We got the candy ready?
-Affirmative.
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-We got the camera ready?
-Gotcha.
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How we doing
on creepy music?
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-Got that Top 40.
-Yeesh.
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How about them
pumpkin-o-lantern thingies?
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-Kaboof!
-Okay, guys.
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Let's set the tone
for the rest of the night.
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It's a
terrifying ghoul!
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It's a scary witch!
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It's a librarian!
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Candy?
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Wait, what?
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That's not even a costume!
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Sure, it is.
It says "costume."
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Well, I thought
it was a good idea.
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So, candy?
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That's the most unoriginal,
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uncreative,
unfunny costume ever!
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Halloween is sacred.
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It's an opportunity to escape
our objectively mundane lives,
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an opportunity
to be something interesting,
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even for just a night.
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Halloween isn't about candy.
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It's something bigger than that.
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It's about being something
you're not.
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But don't worry.
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Me and my pals can help you
with your costume crisis.
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Uh, guys?
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Good luck! We're going
trick-or-treating to get candy!
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But Uncle Grandy-pa,
I want candy.
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You don't think I'm gonna
get any this Halloween?
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Not with that stinker.
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I got just the thing
for you, though!
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I have here a custom costume
creator generator,
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the perfect thing to fulfill
your Halloween desires.
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If it can get me
some candy!
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Oh, yeah.
With this thing,
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you'll impress all the houses
you trick or treat at!
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Now get in there,
partner!
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Uh --
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Um, Now what?
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Now we add in
our costume ingredients.
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And then press
the shiny button.
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Candy!
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[ Panting ]
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Whoa!
Too aggressive.
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Here, boy!
Come and get some candy!
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-Candy?
-Yeah!
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Go get it!
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Candy?
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Gets 'em every time.
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Maybe I'll try a vampire.
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[ Bat squeaks ]
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[ Teeth clinking ]
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Boop!
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Hey, not bad.
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[ European accent ] Do I smell
candy in your blood?
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-Yeah.
-Good.
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Eh, too creepy.
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Let's go with
a classic mummy.
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[ Groans ]
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Candy?
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Perfect level of spooky.
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Aah!
I should have used two-ply!
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That was too spooky!
[ Knock on door ]
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-Trick or treat!
-Trick or treat!
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I'll be right with you all.
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Just trying to solve
a costume crisis!
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Okay.
Think, Grandpa, think!
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Hey, Chet, what kind of stuff
do you like?
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We could try a superhero,
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an obscure movie reference,
zombie celebrity.
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Ca-a-a-nd-y-y.
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No, I mean for your --
[ Ding! ]
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Hey, that's it!
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I'll turn Chet into the thing
he loves most -- candy!
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[ Whimpering ]
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I...
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love it!
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All right, Chet!
Now that's the Halloween spirit!
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You'd better take
this pillowcase
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to hold all the candy
you're gonna get
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for that awesome costume!
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Better go out this way.
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I've got a huge line
of trick-or-treaters.
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Have fun
and get lots of candy!
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Mmm. And I'll change you back
when you're ready!
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Thanks, Uncle Grandpa!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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It's...candy time!
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[ All cheering ]
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Golly! I wonder what kind
of candy I'll get first.
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Wow. Check out that giant
walking chocolate bar.
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We should totally
try to eat it!
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Oh, I don't know
if we should do that.
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Ah, come on.
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It'll be fun!
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Uh...okay!
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[ Both cackling ]
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Huh?!
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[ Both continue cackling ]
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Darn! Where'd he go?
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Well, he's probably not
behind this bush.
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But if there's only one thing
I eat this Halloween,
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I want it to be
that giant candy bar!
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Mmm. Me, too!
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Uh-oh.
If kids want to eat me,
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how am I gonna eat any candy?!
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-What the...
-What luck!
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I dress up as a bush
and score a huge candy bar!
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Aah!
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Get back here!
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[ Panting ]
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Phew.
I love candy,
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but maybe this costume
wasn't the best idea.
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Well, I think
it's a cool idea.
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Uncle Grandpa,
am I glad to see you!
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My costume must look
too delicious
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'cause all the kids
are trying to eat me.
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I think I need you
to change me back.
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Okay, no problem.
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Just go ahead and lean in
over here real quick.
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Oh, great.
What luck running into you here.
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I thought for sure
you'd still be busy
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with all those
trick-or-treaters.
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But you're Uncle Grandpa,
so I'm sure you just--
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Aah!
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[ Panting ]
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Officer,
you've got to help me!
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Okay, calm down.
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The safety
of trick-or-treaters
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is my number-one
priority tonight.
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Okay, good.
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And you're not just a kid
dressed up as cop
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who's gonna try
to eat me?
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Oh, no, no.
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I'm not a kid.
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I'm twokids!
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[ Panting ]
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Uncle Grandpa, help!
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You got to change me back!
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Sorry, Chet!
I'm in a bit of a pickle here.
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I ran out of candy,
so I'm passing out costumes!
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I'll find you when I'm done
and change you back.
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Ohh.
[ Dog barks ]
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I thought dogs weren't supposed
to eat chocolate?!
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They can't.
Now give me a bite of you!
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Aah!
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[ Continues barking ]
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[ Howls ]
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Oh, there you are!
Come on!
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Judging for the town costume
contest is about to start!
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Costume contest?
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That's right! And there's some
stiff competition this year!
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Sounds kind of fun.
Is there a prize?
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Oh, I'm glad you asked.
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Youare.
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Uncle Grandpa,
where are you?
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You kids be careful
with that thing.
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Man, I can't believe
I ran out of candy,
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and costumes.
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Guess I'd better find something
to wear and go get Chet.
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Judge: And it looks like we've
narrowed it down to 3 finalists!
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But only one person gets to eat
the giant candy bar grand prize!
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And that person is --
[ Doors open ]
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Hey, Chet!
Is that you up there?
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What are you doing
tied to that board?
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Yes! Uncle Grandpa,
change me back before they --
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Hold on.
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Does that shirt
say "costume" on it?
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I think so.
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Well, that has to be
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the most original, creative,
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and funniest costume
I have ever seen!
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[ Laughs ]
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You, sir, win the grand prize,
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this giant candy bar!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Whoa, kid.
That's an amazing costume.
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I wish I thought of that.
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So meta.
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Man, guess I was wrong about
your original costume, Chet.
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Sorry I put you through
all that.
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But I can change you back now
if you're ready.
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Yeah, I'm ready. I just
can't believe after all that,
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I still didn't
get any candy.
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Hang on.
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Happy Halloween.
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Now to go in search
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for something to quench
my eternal thirst.
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[ Cackling ]
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This Halloween,
I have an evil plan.
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I will incapacitate
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all the trick or treaters
that come to my door
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with this special mixture
of poison.
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My deadly concoction
will be sure
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to slowly destroy
their fragile bodies,
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make their teeth
fall out of their skulls,
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and force their feeble hearts
to stop beating.
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Ah, the final task --
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I will individually wrap each
dose, creating enough garbage
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that will contaminate
their natural habitat,
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hereby destroying them
and the world they hold so dear!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Doorbell rings ]
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Excellent. My first victims!
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[ Chuckles evilly ]
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-Trick or treat!
-Trick or treat!
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Behold!
Your fate beckons you forward!
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Oh, awesome!
Candy!
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Yeah, sweet!
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No, these are
my morbid morsels,
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-and they are deadly.
-Mmm!
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What?
These are great!
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Just you watch. Your teeth
will fall out of your skull!
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Nah, I'll just floss.
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W-- You'll see!
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It will slowly corrode
your bodies!
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Well, It will
if you eat too much!
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That's why we balance it out
with healthy foods and exercise.
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Yeah!
Healthy foods and exercise!
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But, no, my plans!
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Thanks for the candy,
mister!
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[ Groans ]
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Wait, you forgot your rubbish!
This is my castle,
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and I just sw-e-e-e-e-e-e-pt!
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♪♪♪
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That was quite delicious.
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