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Every day is hot dog day!
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[ Cow moos ]
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Come on, Curt!
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Hit us a home run!
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Now's your chance,
big guy!
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-Whoo! Mama's baby!
-You can do it, buddy!
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Yeah, big guy.
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Now's your chance
to hit a home run
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and take away
our tiny lead.
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Yeesh.
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Well, maybe I can at least
get on base.
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I call this pitch
the Pipsqueak Slider.
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-[ Grunts ]
-[ Grunts ]
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You're out!
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Oh, man!
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Hey, it looks like
you got on base after all.
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[ Snorts, laughs ]
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Great win, everyone.
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Now go shake
the losers' hands,
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and then we'll go out
for some victory pizza.
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Aw, coach, do we have to?
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I don't want to get their
loser stank all over our hands.
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[ Grumbles ]
You're right.
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We can't risk it if their
pitifulness is contagious.
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[ Laughter ]
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Just quit, losers!
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Aw, don't worry about them.
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We just got to practice harder.
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Good thing we got
the most loyal coach
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in the whole league
to help us.
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-Ain't that right, coach?
-Sorry, gang.
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This uniform brings me
too much shame.
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You guys are on your own.
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O...kay.
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Well, at least we still have
this beautiful, well-lit field
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to practice on all night.
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O...kay.
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Well, at least our parents can
still take us out for ice cream.
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Actually, we're just gonna try
and make new kids.
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Sorry. Good luck!
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O...kay.
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Well, at least
we've got our dignity.
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What dignity?
[ Laughs ]
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Okay.
Maybe we should just quit.
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[ Rustling ]
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[ Muffled ]
Good morning!
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[ Chewing ]
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Uncle Grandpa coming out
of a corn patch?
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Well, that came out
of left field.
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Actually, that came out
of rightfield.
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Why do you guys
all look so glum?
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Well, we're thinking about
quitting this little league.
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We just lost another game
to our rival team.
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Yeah, and they trash-talked us
pretty hard.
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Aw, they just trash-talk
to make themselves feel better.
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It's a common technique used
by people with low self-esteem
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to mask their insecurities.
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♪♪
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So, why don't you let me
be your new coach,
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and I'll put you on the path
to victory?
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Sure. Why not?
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Great! My first order
of business as your coach
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is to set you guys up
with some new uniforms.
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New uniforms?
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Say hello to this!
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-Cool!
-Lasers!
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Lasers?
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Oh.
Little masking-tape issue.
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Here we go.
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-The Losers?
-That's right.
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I don't want to inflate your
egos with a powerful team name,
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so we're staying humble.
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Okay. Well, now that we have
a new team name,
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are you gonna teach us anything
about baseball?
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No.
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I don't know much
about baseball,
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but I know some people that do.
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Man: If you call them,they will come.
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Yeah, I know.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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Okay, send in the fellas.
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Introducing
Major League Baseball
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All Star pitcher Chris Archer!
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What's up, team?
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All Star center fielder
Adam Jones!
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How y'all doing?
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All Star second baseman
Jose Altuve!
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Happy to be here.
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Cy Young Award winner
David Price.
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Good morning,
Coach Grandpa.
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And the powerhouse pitcher
that his fans call "Thor,"
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Noah Syndergaard!
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I'm guessing you want me
to sign that for you?
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Yes, please.
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No way!
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These pros
are gonna help us?!
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That's right. These big leaguers
will train you
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to beat those trash-talking
trouble makers.
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I can't wait to get big and
strong like my baseball heroes.
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Actually, Jake, baseball is a
game that's only 10% physical.
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The other 90% --
It's all mental.
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That's right, which is why we
use an Eastern-style approach
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-to this sport.
-A nice balance of inner chi
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and discipline are the key
ingredients to success.
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It's a little unconventional,
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but it's helped all of us
in our careers.
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We'd be happy
to teach you guys
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how we do things
in the big leagues.
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-Awesome!
-Oh, yeah!
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Okay, guys,
but in an effort to save time,
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can I suggest using a montage?
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-You got it.
-You got it.
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♪♪
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[ Straining ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Okay, okay, enough montage.
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These pros got to get going.
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-Aw, man!
-Aw, man!
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We thought they were gonna stay
for the game.
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On this show?
Yeah, yeah, right.
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We don't have the budget to have
them for the whole episode.
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We taught you everything you
need to know about baseball.
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It's just hitting the ball with
a stick. How hard could it be?
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It's easy now that you've
helped us find our Zen.
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Remember to keep those chakras
aligned at the plate.
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You guys are gonna be great.
I know it.
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We'll be at your game
in spirit.
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Whoa!
What nice guys
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who are in it for the passion
and definitely not the money.
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Let's all just get together
for a nice picture
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before they have to --
Uh, guys?
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Welp, guess we ran out
of budget.
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Anyhoo, we got plenty of time
before game day,
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so we can just take it easy.
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[ Stadium organ plays ]
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Where did the time go?!
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Hey, Losers,
your new uniforms look dumb!
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Yeah, at least now
their team name is accurate!
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[ Laughter ]
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Just remember --
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They pick on other people
to make themselves feel better.
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Don't listen to them.
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Play ball!
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Crowd:
♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪
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Om...
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♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
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-[ Grunts ]
-Strike one!
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-Strike two!
-[ Grunting ]
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Strike three! You're out!
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[ Groans ]
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♪ I don't care
if I ever get back ♪
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♪ And it's root, root, root ♪
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You're out!
♪ For the home team ♪
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♪ If they don't win,
it's a shame ♪
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♪ For it's one, two ♪
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Safe!
♪ Three strikes you're out ♪
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Come on, boys!
♪ At the old ball game ♪
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Umpire: Ball.
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Ball. Ball.
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Come on.
She's got no strike zone.
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Ball.
Better take your base.
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♪♪
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Stee-rike!
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[ Middle-Eastern
sitar music playing ]
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Time out!
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Bring it in, boys.
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You guys are looking confident
out there,
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but you got to be cocky
if you're ever gonna win.
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Now, let me see
those cocky eyebrows, son.
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[ Poink! ]
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Perfect!
You got to be cocky and talky
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if you want to win!
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Now, get out there
and get those lips flapping!
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Let's show them
who the realwinners are!
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Hey, batter, batter.
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Looks like you've been eating
cake batter.
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Strike!
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Hey, batter.
[ Sniffs ]
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You smell something stinky?
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What? No.
[ Grunts ]
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Then why'd you take
such a big whiff?
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But -- But I...
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Strike three!
You're out!
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We want a pitcher,
not a belly itcher!
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It's just
a non-chronic rash!
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[ Ka-pow! ]
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You want some fries
with that shake?
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You're out!
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I'm the best!
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We'll never lose!
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Cut, cut!
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I mean, pause, pause.
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That ain't right.
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Time out! Time out!
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Bring it in for a chat.
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We're losing.
This is our last chance.
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Honestly, I just called a chat
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because it seemed to work
for them.
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Maybe just remember
what you heard from the pros?
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We'll be at your game in spirit,
I promise,
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from the spirit plane.
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[ Ting! ]
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Remember, 10% physical,
90% mental.
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♪♪
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Well, I got nothing.
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Let's do this!
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Strike three!
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Aw, yeah!
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Welp, this decides
if we win or lose.
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No pressure.
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I've got some help.
I'm not worried.
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Hey, loser, promise not to cry
when you lose?
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Sticks and stones
can break my bones,
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but words can never hurt me.
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Ohh! Ow!
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My shoulder feels broken.
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Take your base.
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[ Whimpering ]
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Hey!
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Big baby. We're up by one.
They'll never get a hit,
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especially with
this next batter,
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who swings like a girl!
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I ama girl!
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Ooh!
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Eat this!
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What?!
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I got it!
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No way!
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I'm making
the game-winning play!
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No, I'm the MVP!
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Safe!
They just tied it up!
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Quit being so cocky
and catch the ball!
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What if we both caught it
and shared the MVP title?
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Great idea!
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No!
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What's happening?!
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It feels like whatever
the opposite of confident is.
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Home run!
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[ All cheering ]
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I hate this game!
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You're not winners.
You're just whiners!
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-[ Laughing ]
-[ Crying ]
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No, don't stoop
to their level.
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You're better than that.
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Winning comes
with responsibility.
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You're not big, jiggly oafs
like them.
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Led by a stinky,
bird-brained coach!
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[ Both crying ]
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Kids, we want you back.
We're sorry.
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And I want to be
your coach again.
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I'll take you all out
for pizza.
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I don't know.
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I'll make it two toppings.
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[ All cheering ]
Two toppings!
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-Whoo-hoo!
-Yay!
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Now, that's what being
a major leaguer is all about --
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-helping kids.
-Yeah.
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Now, how do we get off
this scoreboard?
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[ Creak! Pop! ]
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Play ball!
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Wait, don't swing!
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[ Creak! Pop! ]
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That was quite delicious.
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