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I look like a slug!
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[ Kaboom! ]
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[ Cow moos ]
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[ Rock music plays ]
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You guys
want another break?
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We just had a break
eight hours ago.
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If we don't practice,
we'll lose the talent show.
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And losing isn't fun.
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Being prepared is fun.
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You guys want to have fun,
right?
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[ Echoing ] Right?!
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You're crazy, and I'm afraid
of you, and I quit.
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Please don't hurt meeee!
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I want to be
a politician!
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Forgive meeeee!
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Dang, Lizzy.
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You've really messed it up
this time.
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The talent show starts in just a
few hours, and I've got no band.
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Aw, heck.
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[ Vehicle approaching ]
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[ Crunch! ]
Uncle Grandpa: [ Laughs ]
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A real Mustard Con to remember.
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So much mustard.
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Some might say
too much mustard.
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Uncle service
at your Grandpa.
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Uncle Grandpa!
Are you here to help me?
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My band just quit on me,
I'm a nervous wreck,
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a-and the talent show
is just in a few hours.
Yeah. Uh, okay.
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And I really need
a good drummer
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and a really good guitarist.
Sure.
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Oh!
I know just the two guys.
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Wait right here.
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They're the best musicians
who've ever lived.
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Hoo, boy.
What a lifesaver.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Bzzt! ]
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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B-B-Buzz Osborne,
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lead singer/guitarist
of the Melvins?!
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Oh, my gosh.
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Hey, great to be here...
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in a cartoon.
[ Motorcycle approaching ]
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What's that?
Thanks for the ride, honey.
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Dale Crover?
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The other half of
the hit rock group the Melvins?
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Guten tag.
Oh, whoa.
This is too much.
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Will you guys be in my band
and help me win the talent show?
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Sure.
I don't see why not.
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Anything to help out a kid.
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[ Squeals ]
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Oh, hey, Uncle Grandpa.
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Thanks so much for getting
the Melvins to help me.
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[ Farting ]
Uh...
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Of course this is
what I, uh, meant to happen.
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Yeah.
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Wait right there.
[ Farting ]
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Hey, guys.
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So, uh,
the Melvins showed up,
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and they're going to be
my sidekicks today, so, uh...
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[ Inhales sharply ]
Yeah, uh...
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you go now.
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Okay, so,
I don't want to worry you,
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but we have to win
this talent show,
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and we only have
a few hours to practice,
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so we have to get started
right away.
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Here's the guitar part
for the song we're playing.
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It follows common
contemporary song structure,
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which will please the judges
without overwhelming them.
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What do you think?
Uh...
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And, Dale,
I'm not a drummer,
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but I'm sure the judges
wouldn't want anything too busy.
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But don't make it boring.
I was thinking something like...
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kick, snare, kick, kick,
tom roll, crash.
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Change to 3/4, snare roll,
crash, repeat. You know?
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Yeah, this is
gonna be great.
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Real good.
We can do this.
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Ready, guys?
One, two, three.
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Hold on a sec, Lizzy.
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You're way
too high-strung.
Yeah.
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We need to get your mind
off winning and have some fun.
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[ Sighs ]
You guys aremy heroes.
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All right.
Let's do it.
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Let's have a tiny bit of fun
before we practice.
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Can I have fun, too?
Sure.
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You can be our roadie.
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Yes!
What's a roadie?
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It's kind of
like a caddie,
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but for a rock star
instead of a golfer.
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Speaking of golf, grab those
golf clubs and meet us out back.
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Yes, sirs!
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What's a caddie?
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Fore!
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[ Zing! ]
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Gaah!
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Still got it.
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Roadie, fetch us
another golf ball.
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Yes, Your Rock Star Godliness,
sir!
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Give it a shot, Lizzy.
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I just don't understand
how playing golf
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is gonna help me win
the talent show.
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Nothing helps
your bass-playing skills
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better than a backswing.
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If you say so.
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[ Zing! ]
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Aah!
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Hey, that waspretty fun.
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Never question
the wisdom of a rock star.
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Ooh. Cat.
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[ Yowls ]
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Great idea, Dale.
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Where's that roadie?
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Yes, boss?
I mean, Buzz.
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We're gonna need you
to fetch us some dogs, cats,
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birds,
whatever you can find.
Aye, aye.
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Sometimes, to help free
our musical juices,
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Dale and I give animals
fashionable haircuts.
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Dale, got the buzzer?
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Sure do.
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[ Straining ]
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Hyuck! Hyuck!
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Man, Dale Crover's weird.
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You don't even know
the half of it.
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I gathered up
all the neighborhood pets.
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So, what will it be, bub?
The usual?
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[ Buzzing ]
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Lookin' good.
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What's up, bird?
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You want some of this?
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Stylin'.
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Now you try, Lizzy.
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Okay, but after this,
we got to start practicing.
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[ Buzzing ]
He is kind of cute, though.
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Remember, being in a band
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isn't all about
winning talent shows.
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It's about being
an eccentric rock star.
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I'm a rock star!
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[ Yowls ]
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[ Yowling ]
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♪♪
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Sometimes, it's refreshing
to step away from music
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and create with
a different medium of art,
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such as painting.
Yeah, it is fun.
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But did we have
to flood my house?
Yes.
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Dale, how's yours
coming along?
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Swimmingly.
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Good, clean,
responsible fun.
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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Whee! [ Laughs ]
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[ Harp plays ]
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I haven't had this much fun
in so long.
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Made me forget all about
that stupid talent show.
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[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
The stupid talent show.
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It starts in 10 minutes.
We're gonna be late.
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Not to worry, little Lizzy.
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Uncle Grandpa,
get the Mel-van ready.
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Yes, sir!
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[ Tires screech ]
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Dale and I
are late to all our gigs.
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The fans love it.
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[ Groans ]
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High-school talent show,
here we come.
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Dale Crover is weird.
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Meows ]
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-Boo!
-Boo!
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Get off the stage!
Hiss!
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Aah!
Thank you, Kevin.
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That was
very...interesting.
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I believe we have
a musical group next
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who go by the name of...
Psst!
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"'What are we going
to call ourselves?'
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'How about Lizzy Harrison
and the Melvins?'
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"Yeah, I like that.
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Uncle Grandpa,
are you writing this down?'"
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Enjoy.
[ Light applause ]
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[ Man coughs ]
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Psst. Lizzy.
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Remember,
loosen up and have fun.
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We believe in you.
Hit it, Dale.
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[ Rock music plays ]
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Thanks, duuude.
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But can you step aside
for a sec?
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[ Squeals ]
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♪ Help,
I've been waiting too long ♪
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♪ Waiting too long ♪
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♪ Help,
I've been waiting too long ♪
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♪ Waiting too long ♪
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♪ Help,
I've been waiting too long ♪
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♪ Waiting too long ♪
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♪ Get your eyes down,
keep it underground ♪
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♪ Keep it
where they won't pretend ♪
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♪ Let it all pretend,
let it all begin ♪
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♪ Did it make you sad
to hear them? ♪
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♪ Get your eyes down,
keep it underground ♪
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♪ Keep it
where they won't pretend ♪
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♪ Let it all pretend,
let it all begin ♪
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♪ Did it make you sad
to hear them? ♪
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♪ Get your eyes down,
keep it underground ♪
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♪ Keep it
where they won't pretend ♪
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♪ Let it all pretend,
let it all begin ♪
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♪ Did it make you sad
to hear them? ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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[ Music ends,
cheers and applause ]
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They like us.
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Congratulations,
Lizzy and the Melvins!
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"You win first place"...
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is what I would say
if the Melvins
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were students
at this school.
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But because they're not,
you're disqualified.
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[ Audience groans ]
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I'm sorry, Lizzy.
Are you kidding?
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Today was the best.
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I just played an amazing show
with the Melvins.
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I was so obsessed
with winning,
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I forgot why I started
playing bass to begin with.
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And I owe it all to you,
Dale, and Uncle Grandpa.
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Happy to help.
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Then I guess
our work here is done.
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Now we can finally reveal
our secret identity to you.
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You guys
are reptile creatures?
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Don't be fooled
by our true form.
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We are
a serene, gentle race.
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And now we must go back
to our peaceful planet.
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[ Both roar ]
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Whoa!
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[ Both screech ]
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Gonna be a tough act
to follow.
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[ Drum solo plays ]
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Whew!
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Mm, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh!
Hey, there.
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I'm just recording and producing
the new Melvins album.
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It's a pretty big deal.
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Okay, guys, take five.
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It all sounds good,
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but I'm
an industry-pro producerman,
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so I have to make it sound
even good-er.
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[ Zip! ]
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Hmm,
hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
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What are these,
Daleford?
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Uh...drums.
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Oh!
College boy, eh?
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Hit this drum, please,
Crover.
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Wha--
[ Farting ]
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[ Ting! ]
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Not quite my tempo.
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Tempo is actually the speed
at which music --
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I'll be with you
in due course, Buzz...
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if that is your real name.
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Now hit it again.
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[ Duck quacks ]
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[ Farting ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Shh.
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Lookit.
Aaahhh!
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It's a good egg.
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Let's see what yougot,
hot shot.
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Play
"Mary Had a Little Lamb."
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[ "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
plays ]
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[ Hoarsely ]
Something still not quite right.
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[ Whistle! ]
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[ Buzzing ]
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What do you think?
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It's a little bare.
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Pbbbhhhht!
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[ Screeches ]
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Hold still, please,
Melvin.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Ha ha!
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Man, I feel
just like The Beatles.
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What's The Beatles?
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♪♪
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That was
quite delicious.
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