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♪♪
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Let's talk business!
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♪♪
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[ Baa ]
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[ "Chariots of Fire"-like
tune plays ]
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I spy,
with my little eyes...
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something big and blue.
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Come on. The sky?
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What?! No!
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There was a giant, uh --
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a giant blue whale
that just swam by.
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Man, you're
bad
at this game.
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Looks like [fanfare]
Pizza Steve will always be
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a natural champion
of all competi-ti-ons.
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Hmph! More like
natural
cheater
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of all competitions.
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Me? Cheater?!
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I could beat you
at any competition,
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fair and square!
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Oh, I'd love to see that!
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Hey, huh, I spy,
with my little eye,
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a man in the sky,
headin' straight for us!
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Come on, Mr. Gus,
the game's over.
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We all know I won.
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-Hey, guys!
-Aaaaaaaaaah!
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[ Laughing ]
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Hey, Uncle Grandpa.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Come with me, boys!
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Aah!
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All right, what's this
all about, Uncle G?
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A competition.
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Oh, I can't
wait
for this.
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Bring it on, bro.
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Fellas, fellas, relax.
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We're not talkin' about
no ordinary competition.
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I'm talking
about the 16th annual...
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RV Olympics!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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I hate to bring logic
into the equation, but,
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who's gonna drive the
RV when we're competin'?
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Hmm, you're right, Mr. Gus.
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It's gonna take
some sort of miracle
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to find someone
to drive the RV.
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Not too big a miracle.
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A small, minute,
-[Whirr, beep]
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teensy-weensy,
miraculous miracle.
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Hmm.
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Some might even say
a "tiny" miracle.
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Did somebody say
Tiny Mirac--
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Shh!
Quiet, Tiny Miracle.
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I'm thinking.
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[ All groan ]
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I'm thinking about
something we can do,
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someone we can get,
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to construct --
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Why don't you ask
Tiny Miracle
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to pilot the RV?
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I've got a better idea!
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I'll ask Tiny Miracle
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to drive the RV for us!
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You've driven a magical RV
before, right, Tiny?
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Never!
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Fan-tastic!
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Just press those levers
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and move that circle
thing around.
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All righty!
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Ohh!
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[Chime]
Let's do this!
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Aah-ah!
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Oh!
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Introducing,
for the first time, ever,
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the 276th annual RV Olympics!
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Pizza Steve, there's no
way
you can beat me
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in an athletic
competition.
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Unh! Huhh! Whoo!
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The winner of the RV Olympics
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will receive the best,
most beautifulest,
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24-carat, 26-asparagus
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beautiful RV Olympics trophy.
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And, sorry, boys,
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[Sultry music plays]
model not included.
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And, as for me,
I'll be keepin' score
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from all the way up...
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here!
Now, the first event
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of the games is
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the shotput!
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Whoever throws one of these
balls the farthest, wins!
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Up first is Mr. Gus.
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[ Chuckle ]
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I don't mean to brag,
but,
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I was shotput champion
back in high school.
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On your markers!
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Just watch and learn.
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Get set!
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[ Pop! ]
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Clang ]
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70 feet!
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Mm-hmm!
Doesn't get much better
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than that, Pizza Steve.
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[Air inflating]
-Huh?
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[ "Chariots of Fire"-like
tune plays ]
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[Ding!]
-[Gasp]
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Keep goin'! Keep goin'!
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[ Grumbles ]
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[ Whistle! ]
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Pizza Steve, you just broke
the world record shotput throw!
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Congratulations!
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[ Cha-ching! ]
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Are. you.
kidding me?!
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Pizza Steve,
you cheated!
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Who, me?
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Yeah, and when I tell
Uncle Grandpa,
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you're gonna be
disqualified.
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Do you think Uncle G
knows what's going on?
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He doesn't even know
the difference
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between a banana
and a microphone.
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Ladies and
gentleme-e-e-e-n-n-n!
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Oh, that's not true.
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He's just bein' funny.
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[sigh] I wonder
what Mama Grandpa
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packed for lunch today.
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Hmm, let's see here.
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Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
A banana!
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[ Munching ]
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Oh.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we will now move on
to our next competition:
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swimming in the water cube.
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[Drumroll]
Up first is...
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Mr. Gus.
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Let's do this.
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Whoever gets to the other side
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of the water cube the fastest
is the winner.
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You can cheat all
you want, Pizza Steve,
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but Mr. Gus plays fair.
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You do whatever
you have to, Mr. Gus,
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but that trophy
is mine.
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[March plays]
On your markers,
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get set...
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[ Gulp ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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Go-o-o!
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[ Sloop! ]
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Oops! Looks like Mr. Gus
forgot how to swim.
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Here comes Pizza Steve,
using the old backstroke,
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and look at that form.
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[ Cha-ching! ]
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♪ Tiny Miracle,
the robot boy ♪
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[ Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! ]
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♪ Danger
cliff 6 miles away ♪
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Huh?!
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I had better slow down!
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Where are the brakes?!
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[ Whirring ]
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Ohh!
-[Clang!]
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[ Glass breaks ]
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[Whirring, beeping rapidly]
Oh, oh, oh, boy.
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[ Panting ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Creaking ]
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This'll be a piece of cake.
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On your markers...
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get set...
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go!
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[ Panting ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Panting ]
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Hrrh! Urr!
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[ Grumbling ]
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Ooh!
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[ Grunting ]
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Aaaaaaah!
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[ Cha-ching! ]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we will now announce
the winner.
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Belly bag.
-Ahhh.
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And the winner
of the 70th 10th
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RV Olympic thing is...
[Drumroll]
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Pizza Steve!
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Oh, yeah!
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Congrats, buddy.
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Thanks, Uncle G.
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I'd like to thank someone
in particular
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who helped me on this
incredible journey.
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Actually, I really couldn't
have done it without him.
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That's right.
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I'd like to dedicate
this award to
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[Rock guitar flourish]
me, Pizza Steve!
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Better luck next time,
Mr. Gus!
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I can't believe this!
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[whirring, beeping] ]
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, no!
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[ Alarm blaring ]
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Uh-oh.
Tiny Miracle set off
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the panic alarm
in the cockpit!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, mama!
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[Alarm blares]
Oh, mama!
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Oh, man, how are we
gonna get Tiny in time?
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Pizza Steve, you're the
only one with the speed,
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strength, and stamina
to save him.
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You're the best athlete
we got in this RV.
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[ Plink! Plink! ]
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Uhh... [chuckle]
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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[Alarm blares]
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
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[ Crea-ea-ea-k, pop! ]
Anh!
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I'll show you how it's done.
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[ Triumphant tune plays ]
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[ Gasp ]
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[Alarm blares]
So, let's see here.
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You're leaving all you have
to your mother
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and nothing to your brother,
Jermaine.
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Yes, that's right.
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Please sign here.
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Well, that covers
everything.
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Best of luck surviving
the fall from that cliff.
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Tally-ho!
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Put your foot
on the brakes, Tiny!
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[ Grunt ]
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[ Clatter ]
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[Glass breaks]
Oh, dear!
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Ohhhhh!
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Aah-aah!
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I'm not gonna make it.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Whoosh! ]
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[ Brakes screech ]
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[Glass breaks]
[Clang!]
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[ Panting ]
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Mr. Gus!
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Aah!
-You saved me!
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-[Chuckle]
-You saved us all, big buddy.
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That was some impressive
stuff back there.
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Someday you might even win
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an RV Olympic Gold Medal,
like Pizza Steve.
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Mm-hmm.
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I want to give you
a little something
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for bein' a superduper
hero, Mr. Gus.
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Aw!
You shouldn't have!
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Smaller than my 1st-place
Olympics trophy.
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Cute.
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What could it be?
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[Choir sings]
Ohh, boy!
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[ Shimmer! ]
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Ohh-aah!
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The entire RV is safe
because of you, Mr. Gus.
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You really deserve
this gigantic,
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extremely heavy trophy.
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[ Crackle ]
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Good thing we're not
in any situation
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where any subtle change
in weight
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would be problematic to us,
in any way, right?
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Mm-hmm. Huh?
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[ Crackle ]
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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[ Thud ]
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Mr. Gus:
Well, it's gonna take
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a Tiny Miracle
to get us out of this one.
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Uncle Grandpa:
Who's that?
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Hey, kiddos!
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[snap] Uncle Grandpa here,
with a great, new product
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that will change
your life forever.
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Presenting I Can Definitely
Believe it's Not Uncle Grandpa.
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[ Muttering
indistinctly ]
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[ Sinister music plays ]
Announcer: Uncle Grandpa
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believes in saying
"Good morning"
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even in the afternoon.
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Good morning!
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Does he hate the afternoon?
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I don't trust a man who
doesn't like the afternoon.
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Uncle Grandpa's platform
consists of hot dogs,
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hot dogs, and
morehot dogs.
[Ominous music plays]
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Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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Uncle Grandpa's friends
with a tiger
anda dinosaur.
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A tiger and a dinosaur
used in combat
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is potentially
more dangerous
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than a hundred bombs!
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And can a man who's
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everyone in the world's
uncle
andgrandpa
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really have time
to be president?
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[Ring]
If you really wanna help,
Uncle Grandpa,
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stick to your day job.
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Now, this is more like it.
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Vote Pizza Steve
for president.
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I'm Uncle Grandpa
and I approve this message.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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That was quite delicious.
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♪♪
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