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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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[ ROARS ]
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ CLICKING ]
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[ Rapping ]
♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP♪
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP♪
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♪ LET ME SEE YOU GET DIRTY♪
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP♪
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♪ LET ME SEE YOU GET DIRTY ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
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AND TRASHY D
TAKES A THREE-POINT SHOT.
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[ CLATTERS ]
UGH! OW!
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DID YOU FINISH
CLEANING YOUR ROOM, SETH?
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SURE, SEE?
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THIS IS
WHAT YOU CALL CLEAN?
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AW, COME ON, POP!
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I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO
TRASHY D, YO!
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UGH!
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NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU SHOULD CLEAN YOUR ROOM?
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CLEAN THIS MESS UP OR YOU'RE
LOSING YOUR BEAT POD PRIVILEGES.
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[ GASPS ]
MY BEAT POD?!
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NO WAY, POPS!
T-THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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IF THIS ROOM ISN'T SPOTLESS
BY THE TIME WE GET BACK,
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NO BEAT POD FOR YOU,
YO.
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CLEANING UP IS LAME, SON.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
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I BET TRASHY D
DON'T CLEAN NO ROOMS.
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[ SCREAMING ]
OOF!
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SETH, DON'T WORRY!
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UNCLE GRANDPA'S
GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING --
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ALL RIGHT.
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NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP YOU.
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IT'S JUST MY DUMB PARENTS.
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THEY WANT ME TO
CLEAN MY ROOM.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
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TSK, TSK, SETH.
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IT'S NOT NICE
TO SPEAK ABOUT
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THE ONES WHO BROUGHT YOU
INTO THIS WORLD...
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IN SUCH A DINGY LIGHT.
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I'M SURE YOUR MESS ISN'T AS BAD
AS YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE.
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TAKE YOUR BEDSIDE,
FOR INSTANCE.
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I BET THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BACK
HERE BUT A FEW DUST BUNNIES.
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OKAY.
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LET'S JUST PUT THAT
BACK WHERE IT WAS.
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THIS IS WHACK, YO.
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AIN'T NO WAY
I'M GONNA CLEAN UP MY ROOM.
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I GUESS IT'S TIME TO CALL IN
THE REINFORCEMENTS.
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AND I KNOW
JUST THE THING.
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A GENUINE CERTIFIED U.S.D.A.
JERSEY MAID --
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MESSY BESSY.
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BUT MESSY BESSY ONLY RESPONDS TO
REALLY MESSY MESSES.
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WE NEED TO MAKE THIS PIGSTY
EVEN DIRTIER.
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DIRTIER?! NOW, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, SON!
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP ♪
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP ♪
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♪ LET ME SEE YOU GET DIRTY ♪
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP ♪
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♪ AND LET ME SEE YOU GET DIRTY ♪
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♪ ROLLING AROUND IN GARBAGE ♪
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♪ LIKE A WACK DISEASE PARTY ♪
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♪ WHEN THE FLOOR
IS SPICK-AND-SPAN ♪
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♪ IT'S TIME TO SEARCH
THROUGH A GARBAGE CAN ♪
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♪ JUST LIKE A DIRTY MAN ♪
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♪ NOW YOU'RE FEELING SICK ♪
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♪ ATTRACTING FLEAS AND TICKS ♪
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♪ YOU'RE A SCUM-SOAKED NINJA ♪
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♪ WITH A SWORD OF FISH STICKS ♪
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♪ WAVE THE TRASH IN THE AIR ♪
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♪ TOSS IT
LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ♪
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♪ YOU SWIM IN SEDIMENT,
YOUR FRIENDS ARE HESITANT ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STINKING WORSE
THAN BURNT HAIR ♪
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP ♪
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP ♪
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♪ LET ME SEE YOU GET DIRTY ♪
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP ♪
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♪ AND LET ME SEE YOU GET DIRTY ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
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[ SQUEAKING ]
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I MUST SAY,
WE OUTDID OURSELVES!
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THIS SHOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH
TRASH FOR MESSY BESSY.
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AW, YEAH, SON!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.
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[ MOOS ]
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THISIS YOUR SOLUTION?
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ABSOLUTELY!
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MESSY BESSY
IS A FIVE-STAR MAID.
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BUT HOW CAN A DUMB COW
DO ALL THAT?
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[ MOOS ]
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♪♪
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HEY, HEY!
YOU WEREN'T KIDDING!
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THAT'S RIGHT, YOUNG SETH.
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HER FOUR STOMACHS AS WELL AS
HER TREMENDOUS APPETITE
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ARE UTTERLY BOTTOMLESS.
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[ SNIFFING ]
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HUH? NO!
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BESSY'S TRIPPIN' IF SHE THINKS
SHE'S EATING MY BEATS.
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[ MOOS ]
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NOT MY TRASHY D RUG,
YO!
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NOT MY COMPUTER!
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GIVE ME THAT!
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[ GRUNTING ]
-[ MOOS ]
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I GOT YOU, SETH!
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SAFE!
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UGH!
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SHE'S EATING
ALL MY VALUABLE BELONGINGS!
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PLEASE DO SOMETHING,
UNCLE GRANDPA!
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DON'T YOU WORRY.
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COME NOW, OLD GIRL.
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YOU DON'T WANT
THAT HORRID GARBAGE.
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HAVE SOME OF THIS
DELICIOUS HAY INSTEAD.
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SEE?
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MMM!
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SO GOOD.
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IT JUST GOES TO SHOW
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THAT A LITTLE GENTLE
UNDERSTANDING GOES A LONG WAY.
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WHY, YOU FILTHY, THIEVING
ANIMAL!
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[ SNORTS ]
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[ MOOS ]
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OH, NO!
SHE'S EATING EVERYTHING NOW!
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SHE MUST BE
ON A FEEDING FRENZY.
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HEY, GET BACK HERE!
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NOT THE FAMILY PHOTOS!
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NOT THE BIG-SCREEN TV!
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NOT MY MOM'S PEARL NECKLACE!
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NOT MY DAD'S
$4,000 ITALIAN WOOL SUIT!
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NOT MY SISTER'S COLLECTION
OF VINTAGE ADDING MACHINES!
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NOT THE KIDNEY-SHAPED
SWIMMING POOL!
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BESSY, STOP!
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[ CHOMPING ]
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[ SLURPING ]
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[ MOOS ]
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SHE'S EATEN EVERYTHING.
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WELL,
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, SETH --
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AT LEAST
YOUR ROOM IS CLEAN.
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SAY,
WHERE IS YOUR ROOM ANYWAY?
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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
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THERE IS NO ROOM, NO PARENTS --
NO NOTHING.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING.
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LOOKS LIKE OL' BESSY GOBBLED UP
THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
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THE WHOLE UNIVERSE?!
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OH! WE TOTALLY BLEW IT,
UNCLE GRANDPA.
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HEY, DON'T FRET,
LITTLE SETH.
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YOU STILL HAVE
YOUR BEAT POD.
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AND I DO REMEMBER
A CERTAIN SOMEONE
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SAYING THAT THIS IS
ALL HE CARED ABOUT.
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BESIDES, THAT TRASHY D
ALWAYS PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE.
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP♪
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OH, EXCUSE ME, THERE,
OL' BESS.
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SETH HERE IS PRETTY UPSET.
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SO IF YOU COULD JUST STEP ASIDE,
THAT WOULD BE SUPER.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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YOU CAN'T EAT
YOUR UNCLE GRANDPA!
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP ♪
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♪ THROW YOUR TRASH UP ♪
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SETH!
GIVE ME A HAND, DUDE!
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SETH!
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[ WHISTLES, MOOS ]
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SETH!
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YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME,
BUDDY!
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OL' BESS
IS SWALLOWING ME UP!
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SETH!
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
[ GRUNTING ]
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I THINK SHE'S AFFECTED
BY TRASHY D.
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SHE CAN'T TAKE
HIS FILTHY SICK BEATS.
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TRY CRANKING IT UP.
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OKAY, YO.
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[ VOLUME INCREASES ]
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[ MOOS, BELL CLANGS ]
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ATTABOY!
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NOW,
GIVE HER A BASS BOOST.
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[ MOOING ]
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THAT'S IT!
NOW LET GO, SETH.
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LET GO OF TRASHY D.
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[ GRUNTS ]
GOODBYE, TRASHY D!
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[ MOOING ]
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♪♪
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WOW.
ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW TRASHY D
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ENDED UP HELPING YOU
CLEAN YOUR ROOM IN THE END?
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TOO BAD YOUR BEAT POD
HAD TO BITE THE DUST.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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AT LEAST EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL.
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WOW!
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YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB
AT CLEANING YOUR ROOM, SETH.
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THANKS. BUT I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT WITHOUT UNCLE GRANDPA.
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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WHO KNEW
HE WAS SO NEAT AND TIDY?
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PEOPLE TELL ME
I CLEAN UP REAL NICE.
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HEY, SETH'S MOM,
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A LITTLE DIRT
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ON YOUR CHEEK THERE.
LET ME GET IT FOR YOU.
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-WAIT. THAT'S A FRECKLE.
-HOLD STILL. I GOT THIS.
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NO, REALLY,
IT'S PART OF MY FACE.
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COME ON, SETH'S MOM,
LET ME GET IT! COME ON!
OH, STOP! OH!
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AHH!
THAT'S THE STUFF.
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[ COUGHING ]
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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THIS THING HAS GOT TO GO!
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MR. GUS, STOP!
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THIS IS MY SPECIAL
MAN LAMP.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT.
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THAT THING'S BEEN NOTHING BUT
A NUISANCE FOR YEARS.
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[ GASPS ]
HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM NAMES!
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YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
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HOW MAN LAMP CAME TO BE
A MEMBER OF THIS HOUSEHOLD.
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NO, BUT I DO KNOW THERE'S NO
ME GETTING OUT OF HEARING IT,
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SO GO ON.
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IT ALL STARTED
BACK IN THE SUMMER OF 1987
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AT THE MONSTERZ OF MEATHEAD
STRENGTH COMPETITION.
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IT WAS AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY OF
THE BURLIEST, HEARTIEST,
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MEANEST, AND MANGIEST STUDS
EVER TO WALK THE PLANET EARTH.
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OH,
AND MY GOOD FRIEND, CRISPIN.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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ALTHOUGH HE NEVER WON ANYTHING,
HE HAD A LOT OF HEART,
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AND I WAS HIS BIGGEST,
PROUDEST FAN.
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GO, CRISPIN!
WHOO-HOO!
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YEAH, COME ON, BUDDY!
YOU CAN DO IT!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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NICE TRY, CRISPIN!
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BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME,
BUDDY!
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HEY,
THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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WELL, WELL.
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'M HUNGRY!
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LET'S PUT SOME SALT ON HIM
AND CALL IT A DAY!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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A SHRIMP AND CHIPS SOUND
REAL GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TALKING TO
CRISPIN LIKE THAT!
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HEY, THE ZOO CALLED!
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THE ZEBRA
WANTS HIS SKIN BACK!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ENOUGH!
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I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO
INSULT MY FASHION SENSE
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OR CRISPIN ANY LONGER.
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UNCLE GRANDPA, STOP!
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FEEL MY WRATH!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,020
SO MUCH PAIN!
239
00:09:39,001 --> 00:09:40,021
[ ALL GASP ]
240
00:09:40,017 --> 00:09:43,017
WHO LEAVES A RAT TRAP
ON A STAGE, ANYWAY?!
241
00:09:43,022 --> 00:09:45,002
I CAN'T LOOK!
242
00:09:45,004 --> 00:09:47,024
CRISPIN,
YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!
243
00:09:49,011 --> 00:09:51,001
I DON'T KNOW,
UNCLE GRANDPA.
244
00:09:51,005 --> 00:09:52,015
DO YOU THINK
I'M STRONG ENOUGH?
245
00:09:52,017 --> 00:09:55,997
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AS MUCH AS
I BELIEVE IN YOU, CRISPIN.
246
00:09:56,003 --> 00:09:59,013
NOW, HURRY. I THINK
MY TOE'S ABOUT TO POP OFF.
247
00:09:59,009 --> 00:10:00,999
[ GRUNTING ]
248
00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:03,012
[ GROANING ]
249
00:10:03,009 --> 00:10:06,009
[ ALL GASP ]
250
00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:10,997
AND, FINALLY, THE ONLY TROPHY
THAT REALLY MATTERS --
251
00:10:11,005 --> 00:10:15,005
FIRST PLACE FOR THE
MIGHTIEST MEATHEAD GOES TO...
252
00:10:15,011 --> 00:10:18,011
CRISPIN MULCAHY.
253
00:10:18,009 --> 00:10:19,999
I DON'T DESERVE
THIS AWARD.
254
00:10:20,002 --> 00:10:23,012
THE REAL WINNER HERE
IS THAT BIG GUY OVER THERE.
255
00:10:23,012 --> 00:10:26,012
COOL. THE DOCTOR SAID
THERE'S A 17% CHANCE
256
00:10:26,011 --> 00:10:28,001
IT WILL BE FUNCTIONAL AGAIN,
TOO.
257
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,002
AS THANKS
FOR YOUR SELFLESS BRAVERY
258
00:10:30,002 --> 00:10:32,022
IN THE FACE OF PERIL
TO DEFEND OUR FRIENDSHIP,
259
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:35,022
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR OWN
TROPHY IN THE FORM OF...
260
00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:36,021
ME!
261
00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:39,011
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS,
CRISPIN?
262
00:10:39,011 --> 00:10:40,011
SURE I'M SURE.
263
00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:42,006
THIS STRONGMAN STUFF
IS OLD HAT.
264
00:10:42,013 --> 00:10:44,013
NOW,
BEING AN ORNAMENTAL MANTELPIECE,
265
00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:45,024
THAT IS WHERE IT'S AT.
266
00:10:45,022 --> 00:10:48,002
GOLD ME, UNCLE G.
267
00:10:48,019 --> 00:10:50,019
HUH?
268
00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:54,017
WHOA!
269
00:10:54,017 --> 00:10:58,017
SO THAT'S HOW MY MAIN MAN
MAN LAMP CAME TO BE.
270
00:10:58,018 --> 00:11:01,008
OH, AND I DECIDED TO DECK HIM
OUT WITH THIS NIGHTSHADE
271
00:11:01,014 --> 00:11:03,014
TO GO WITH THE RV's
RIGHTEOUS FêNG SHUI.
272
00:11:03,016 --> 00:11:04,996
[ SNORING ]
273
00:11:05,002 --> 00:11:06,012
OH, MAN!
274
00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:09,009
CAN YOU BELIEVE MR. GUS
FALLING ASLEEP, CRISPIN?
275
00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,015
CRISPIN?
276
00:11:10,021 --> 00:11:12,011
[ SNORING ]
277
00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:14,007
OH, DOUBLE WHAMMY.
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