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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,011 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING! 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 GOOD MORNING. 3 00:00:08,003 --> 00:00:09,023 GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:09,022 --> 00:00:12,002 [ ROARS ] 5 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:14,023 GOOD MORNING. 6 00:00:14,021 --> 00:00:16,021 GOOD MORNING! 7 00:00:24,016 --> 00:00:27,006 [ MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 8 00:00:29,015 --> 00:00:34,005 Pizza Steve: CAPTAIN'S LOG -- IT'S DAY 42 OF THE YEAR 3021, 9 00:00:34,011 --> 00:00:36,021 AND THE S.S. PERPETUAL PERSISTENCE 10 00:00:36,022 --> 00:00:39,012 CONTINUES TO HURDLE THROUGH SPACE. 11 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:42,020 AS LEADER OF THIS SHIP, I MUST REMAIN STRONG. 12 00:00:42,017 --> 00:00:43,997 QUIT PRETENDING YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN 13 00:00:44,006 --> 00:00:45,016 AND START FOCUSING ON THE MISSION AT HAND. 14 00:00:46,001 --> 00:00:48,021 HEY, AS LONG AS MY CHAIR IS FRONT AND CENTER 15 00:00:48,021 --> 00:00:51,021 OF THIS RECREATIONAL SPACE VEHICLE, 16 00:00:51,021 --> 00:00:54,001 I'LL BE CAPTAINEERING THIS MISSION. 17 00:00:54,002 --> 00:00:55,022 "CAPTAINEERING" ISN'T A REAL WORD. 18 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:58,022 AND I'LL BET YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT OUR MISSION IS. 19 00:00:58,022 --> 00:01:00,012 YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T. 20 00:01:00,012 --> 00:01:04,002 BUT THAT'S WHAT THE UG3000 MOTHERBOARD IS FOR. 21 00:01:04,004 --> 00:01:06,024 -AIN'T THAT RIGHT, UG3K? -YEAH. 22 00:01:06,017 --> 00:01:08,997 PERHAPS YOU CAN REFRESH PRIVATE GUS' MEMORY 23 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:11,003 ABOUT WHAT OUR MISSION IS AGAIN. 24 00:01:11,002 --> 00:01:12,002 NO PROBLEMO. 25 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,995 WE'RE HEADED TOWARD PLANET COMBUSTION 26 00:01:14,002 --> 00:01:15,012 TO COLLECT SPECIMENS OF LIFE 27 00:01:15,014 --> 00:01:17,004 BEFORE THE PLANET'S NUCLEAR CORE 28 00:01:17,004 --> 00:01:18,024 HAS A FUSION REACTION AND EXPLODES, 29 00:01:18,022 --> 00:01:21,022 RENDERING EVERYTHING IN ITS ORBIT AS SPACE DUST. 30 00:01:21,021 --> 00:01:23,011 SPACE DUST?! 31 00:01:23,009 --> 00:01:25,009 HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TILL THE PLANET BLOWS? 32 00:01:25,009 --> 00:01:28,019 IT'S AN UNSTABLE PLANET THAT CAN BLOW AT ANY MINUTE, 33 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:30,000 SO YOU GOT TO BE QUICK. 34 00:01:30,003 --> 00:01:32,023 YIKES. YOU CATCH ALL THAT, PRIVATE GUS? 35 00:01:33,001 --> 00:01:36,021 AS YOUR CAPTAIN, I ORDER YOU TO LAND THIS SHIP. 36 00:01:36,018 --> 00:01:38,018 FINE, BUT NOT 'CAUSE YOU ORDERED ME. 37 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,020 BUT BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CARRY THE SPACE ANCHOR. 38 00:01:43,022 --> 00:01:45,002 [ SHIP SCREECHES ] 39 00:01:45,003 --> 00:01:47,013 I COULD CARRY THE SPACE ANCHOR, 40 00:01:47,013 --> 00:01:50,013 BUT AS CAPTAIN, I GOT TO CARRY THE MISSION. 41 00:01:50,012 --> 00:01:53,012 NOW STEP INTO THE TELEPORTER SO I CAN BEAM YOU DOWN TO THE PLANET. 42 00:01:53,016 --> 00:01:55,996 FINE, BUT NOT 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN, 43 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:58,995 BUT BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE QUALIFIED TO COMPLETE THE -- 44 00:01:59,002 --> 00:02:00,022 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 45 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:03,010 [ WARBLING ] 46 00:02:03,012 --> 00:02:04,012 HEY, PIZZA STEVE! 47 00:02:04,016 --> 00:02:06,996 YOU FORGOT TO BEAM DOWN MY UNIFORM. 48 00:02:07,004 --> 00:02:09,014 What are you forgetting? [ SIGHS ] 49 00:02:09,014 --> 00:02:11,024 YOU FORGOT TO BEAM DOWN MY UNIFORM, 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,010 CAPTAINPIZZA STEVE. 51 00:02:14,013 --> 00:02:16,003 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 52 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:17,015 CAPTAIN PIZZA STEVE, ARE YOU SURE 53 00:02:17,019 --> 00:02:19,019 HE DOESN'T NEED A PARTNER TO ASSIST HIM 54 00:02:19,017 --> 00:02:21,007 ON SUCH A DANGEROUS FOREIGN PLANET? 55 00:02:21,012 --> 00:02:23,002 I GUESS YOU GOT A POINT. 56 00:02:23,004 --> 00:02:24,024 DOWN YOU GO. 57 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,010 AAH! [ GRUNTS ] 58 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,006 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 59 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:31,023 LET'S GO LOOK FOR SOME LIFE FORMS. 60 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:33,009 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME. 61 00:02:33,013 --> 00:02:35,023 [ BEEP, AIR HISSES ] 62 00:02:37,006 --> 00:02:38,006 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 63 00:02:38,014 --> 00:02:41,004 DOESN'T SEEM TO BE MUCH LIFE ON THIS PLANET. 64 00:02:41,006 --> 00:02:45,006 THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY. 65 00:02:45,014 --> 00:02:48,004 I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ANYTHING. 66 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:50,016 MAYBE YOU CAN SCAN FOR LIFE FORMS. 67 00:02:50,021 --> 00:02:53,001 [ SNIFFING ] 68 00:02:53,003 --> 00:02:54,023 [ PINGS ] THERE'S SOMETHING OVER THERE! 69 00:02:54,023 --> 00:02:57,013 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 70 00:02:57,008 --> 00:02:59,008 THAT THING LOOKS KIND OF DANGEROUS. 71 00:02:59,009 --> 00:03:00,999 HOW ABOUT THAT ONE OVER THERE? 72 00:03:01,004 --> 00:03:03,024 OH, YEAH. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 73 00:03:03,019 --> 00:03:06,019 ACCORDING TO MY FILES, IT'S CALLED A DONTPEEKIE PLANT. 74 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,020 WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE IT'S CALLED THAT? 75 00:03:09,001 --> 00:03:10,021 [ CHUCKLES ] 76 00:03:10,019 --> 00:03:13,009 WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE LITTLE PEEK. 77 00:03:13,013 --> 00:03:14,023 MM. 78 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:16,021 THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. 79 00:03:16,022 --> 00:03:18,022 [ Muffled ] HEY! GET ME OUT OF HERE! 80 00:03:18,018 --> 00:03:20,008 LET GO! 81 00:03:20,009 --> 00:03:21,019 WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS? 82 00:03:21,021 --> 00:03:23,021 WHAT THE? [ GRUNTS ] 83 00:03:23,023 --> 00:03:25,013 [ STRETCH! GLOOP! ] 84 00:03:25,012 --> 00:03:28,022 WHAT DO YOU KNOW -- THAT DOESN'T LOOK HALF BAD DOWN THERE. 85 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,010 S.S.P.P., GET ME OUT OF HERE PRONTO! 86 00:03:32,014 --> 00:03:34,014 [ WARBLING ] 87 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,004 WHAT IS THAT?! 88 00:03:36,006 --> 00:03:39,006 I BELIEVE THIS IS THE LIFE FORM THE MISSION REQUESTED. 89 00:03:39,013 --> 00:03:41,013 NO, I MEAN WHAT'S THE IDEA 90 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:44,010 OF WEARING THAT COLOR RED WITH THAT COLOR GREEN. 91 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,015 TACKY! 92 00:03:45,023 --> 00:03:48,003 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU GET IT OFF. 93 00:03:48,002 --> 00:03:50,012 COME BACK HERE! 94 00:03:50,013 --> 00:03:52,023 HAVE YOU TRIED THE ZIPPER? 95 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:54,012 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A -- 96 00:03:54,011 --> 00:03:56,021 [ GASPING, COUGHING ] 97 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:59,000 WHATEVER IT IS, IT SEEMS TO BE CHOKING. 98 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,016 [ ROARS ] 99 00:04:01,017 --> 00:04:05,007 AWW, HE'S ADORABLE. 100 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,023 OKAY, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 101 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,021 IT'S GETTING AWAY. 102 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:14,010 PHEW, IT CAN'T GET THROUGH THE DOOR. 103 00:04:14,009 --> 00:04:15,999 [ SIZZLING ] 104 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,016 THAT THING TOOK MY LUCKY RABBIT'S FOOT! 105 00:04:18,017 --> 00:04:19,997 DON'T YOU MEAN THE KEY TO THE SHIP? 106 00:04:20,004 --> 00:04:21,024 THE KEY THAT WE NEED TO GET AWAY 107 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:23,020 FROM THIS PLANET THAT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE. 108 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,010 YEAH, YEAH, THAT TOO. 109 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,016 WHOA, WHERE AM I? 110 00:04:27,023 --> 00:04:31,003 THE LAST THING I REMEMBER, I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS 111 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,014 PEEKING IN KEY HOLES WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, 112 00:04:33,013 --> 00:04:34,023 EVERYTHING WENT BLACK. 113 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:37,013 THEN I WOKE UP TIED AROUND YOUR AMPLE WAIST. 114 00:04:37,012 --> 00:04:38,022 HEY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 115 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,010 YOU'RE ON THE S.S. PERPETUAL PERSISTENCE. 116 00:04:41,013 --> 00:04:45,003 YEAH, AND YOU'VE BEEN COUGHING UP ALIENS ALL OVER MY SHIP. 117 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:46,023 [ RUMBLING ] 118 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,020 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT. 119 00:04:48,017 --> 00:04:50,007 WE NEED TO GET THAT KEY PRONTO! 120 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:53,020 LOOK. THE ALIEN LEFT A TRAIL OF RAINBOW COLORED GOO. 121 00:04:53,017 --> 00:04:57,007 LET'S FOLLOW IT AND SQUASH THAT LITTLE BOOGER. 122 00:04:57,013 --> 00:04:59,013 AFTER YOU. 123 00:04:59,009 --> 00:05:02,019 LOOK, IT'S IN THE HOT DOG RESERVES LOCKER. 124 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,010 Pizza Steve: THAT LITTLE CREEP ATE ALL THE HOT DOGS! 125 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:08,010 NOW HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUR VITAL 126 00:05:08,015 --> 00:05:10,015 DAILY NITRATES AND ESSENTIAL BUG PARTS? 127 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:12,010 IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THAT. 128 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:14,997 IT ALSO DRANK ALL OF THE ORANGE SODA. 129 00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:16,024 THE FIEND. 130 00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:19,008 OH, HEY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU STANDING THERE. 131 00:05:19,009 --> 00:05:21,009 YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SEE A TINY, LITTLE ALIEN 132 00:05:21,015 --> 00:05:22,995 RUNNING AROUND HERE, DID YOU? 133 00:05:23,004 --> 00:05:25,014 UM, I THINK THAT IS THE ALIEN. 134 00:05:25,011 --> 00:05:28,021 OH, IN THAT CASE -- [ ALL SCREAM ] 135 00:05:28,019 --> 00:05:30,019 HEY, LOOK. THE KEYS ARE ON ITS TAIL. 136 00:05:30,021 --> 00:05:33,011 Together: HUH? HUH? [ ROARS HAPPILY ] 137 00:05:33,015 --> 00:05:36,005 [ PANTING ] 138 00:05:36,014 --> 00:05:39,014 NOT EXACTLY THE BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE BOX. 139 00:05:39,016 --> 00:05:40,016 WELL, THAT STINKS. 140 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:42,020 NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THAT KEY BACK? 141 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:45,010 OH, NO, WE'RE DOOMED! ALL IS LOST! 142 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:48,003 [ ROARS ] WHERE'S SHE GOING? 143 00:05:48,004 --> 00:05:49,014 TIGER, WAIT! 144 00:05:49,010 --> 00:05:52,010 THERE'S ROOM FOR ALL OF US IN THERE. 145 00:05:54,013 --> 00:05:56,013 DANG IT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 146 00:05:56,015 --> 00:05:59,005 NOW WE DEFINITELY HAVE TO GET THAT KEY BACK. 147 00:05:59,007 --> 00:06:00,017 WE NEED A PLAN. 148 00:06:00,021 --> 00:06:04,001 HMM. WE'RE ALL HIGHLY INTELLIGENT SPACE EXPLORERS. 149 00:06:04,006 --> 00:06:06,006 WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO THINK OF SOMETHING. 150 00:06:06,007 --> 00:06:09,017 -OH, HELP US, UG3000! -HELP US, UG3000! 151 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:12,020 YIPPEE! THAT'S WHAT I WAS PROGRAMMED FOR. 152 00:06:12,017 --> 00:06:14,017 THAT UGLIEN IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 153 00:06:14,018 --> 00:06:17,998 WE NEED TO LURE IT TO US, GRAB IT, GRAB THE KEY, 154 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:20,014 THEN THROW THAT MONSTER IN THE AIR LOCK 155 00:06:20,015 --> 00:06:22,005 AND BLAST IT INTO SPACE. 156 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:24,008 THEN WE NEED TO GET THE MOTHER-LOVING FLEEBUS 157 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:28,006 OUT OF HERE JUST SECONDS BEFORE THE PLANET EXPLODES. 158 00:06:28,007 --> 00:06:29,007 HOW ARE WE GONNA LURE IT? 159 00:06:29,016 --> 00:06:31,006 IT ALREADY ATE ALL THE HOT DOGS. 160 00:06:31,008 --> 00:06:32,018 THERE'S NO FOOD LEFT ON THE SHIP. 161 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:35,021 THERE IS ONE PIECE OF FOOD LEFT. 162 00:06:35,017 --> 00:06:37,007 OH, MAN. 163 00:06:37,009 --> 00:06:39,009 IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREASY. 164 00:06:39,008 --> 00:06:43,008 AND MR. GUS, YOU CAN WEAR THE SHIP'S ROBO-SUIT IN A CAN. 165 00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:48,007 AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT IN THERE? 166 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:51,012 PUSH THAT BUTTON ON ITS BELLY. 167 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:58,014 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 168 00:07:00,022 --> 00:07:05,022 CAPTAIN STEVE, FRESH AND SO VERY IRRESISTIBLE. 169 00:07:05,023 --> 00:07:09,003 HERE I GO. WISH ME LUCK. 170 00:07:09,005 --> 00:07:10,015 OKAY, IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR! 171 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,020 [ ROARING ] 172 00:07:16,013 --> 00:07:18,023 [ SHRIEKS ] 173 00:07:22,007 --> 00:07:25,017 YES! MR. GUS, I GOT THE KEY! 174 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:28,011 [ GUN COCKS ] 175 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:30,020 AAH! 176 00:07:30,019 --> 00:07:31,999 [ GROANS ] 177 00:07:32,004 --> 00:07:34,024 GOOD JOB, MR. GUS. WE GOT THE KEYS! 178 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 LET ME OUT OF HERE! 179 00:07:37,003 --> 00:07:39,013 [ ROARS ] OPEN THE DOOR! 180 00:07:39,011 --> 00:07:41,011 HOW NOBLE OF HIM -- 181 00:07:41,016 --> 00:07:44,016 SACRIFICING HIMSELF SO WE CAN LIVE. 182 00:07:45,001 --> 00:07:47,001 NO! OPEN THIS DOOR! 183 00:07:47,005 --> 00:07:49,005 YOU HEARD THE MAN. OPEN THE OUTER DOOR. 184 00:07:49,012 --> 00:07:51,022 AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN. [ BEEP ] 185 00:07:54,002 --> 00:07:56,012 [ CREAKING ] 186 00:07:56,007 --> 00:07:57,997 [ ALARM BLARING ] QUICK, HOIST THE ANCHOR! 187 00:07:58,004 --> 00:08:00,014 DARN IT! WHY WON'T IT FIT? 188 00:08:00,011 --> 00:08:01,021 OOPS, SILLY ME. 189 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,012 WRONG KEY. IT'S THIS ONE. 190 00:08:03,012 --> 00:08:05,012 [ EXPLOSION ] 191 00:08:05,014 --> 00:08:07,004 AAH! 192 00:08:07,005 --> 00:08:09,015 PHEW. AHH! [ EXPLOSION ] 193 00:08:09,019 --> 00:08:11,019 NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 194 00:08:11,019 --> 00:08:14,009 [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] HUH? COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 195 00:08:14,011 --> 00:08:16,011 TRY PUMPING THE GAS. 196 00:08:16,012 --> 00:08:18,012 HERE, LET ME TRY. 197 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:20,014 HANDS OFF! I'M THE CAPTAIN. 198 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:22,010 I'LL DO IT. [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] 199 00:08:22,009 --> 00:08:23,019 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] Together: YEAH! 200 00:08:23,021 --> 00:08:26,001 WE'RE ALIVE! [ EXPLOSION ] 201 00:08:26,002 --> 00:08:29,012 MAN, I'M GLAD I GOT OUT OF THERE WHEN I DID. 202 00:08:29,011 --> 00:08:33,001 MMM, CAT FOOD. [ GULPS ] 203 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:35,002 [ STRETCH! ] 204 00:08:35,002 --> 00:08:36,012 IMPRESSIVE. 205 00:08:36,009 --> 00:08:37,019 Man: GOOD AFTERNOON, SPORTS FANS. 206 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 TODAY'S FOOTBALL GAME PROMISES TO BE ONE FOR THE BOOKS 207 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:42,013 AS THE HORNS TAKE ON THE BOLTS 208 00:08:42,016 --> 00:08:44,016 IN THE MOST ANTICIPATED GAME OF THE SEASON. 209 00:08:44,022 --> 00:08:46,012 MMMUH! 210 00:08:46,012 --> 00:08:49,012 THERE'S ONLY ONE GAME TO WATCH THIS FOOTBALL SEASON, IT'S -- 211 00:08:49,016 --> 00:08:52,006 HUH? HEY, FRANKENSTEIN, I HAVE AN IDEA. 212 00:08:52,007 --> 00:08:55,007 INSTEAD OF WATCHING SOME BORING FOOTBALL GAME ON TV, 213 00:08:55,014 --> 00:08:57,024 HOW ABOUT WE PLAY SOME BORING FOOTBALL GAME 214 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 RIGHT HERE IN THE RV? MRUH? 215 00:09:00,004 --> 00:09:02,014 DID SOMEBODY SAY FOOTBALL? 216 00:09:02,014 --> 00:09:03,024 YES. 217 00:09:03,018 --> 00:09:05,008 WELL, COUNT THIS SLICE IN. 218 00:09:05,016 --> 00:09:07,006 I'M GAME FOR SOME FOOTBALL, TOO. 219 00:09:07,016 --> 00:09:09,996 I USED TO BE ALL VALLEY BACK IN MY DAY. 220 00:09:10,003 --> 00:09:11,023 MYYUHH. ALL RIGHT! 221 00:09:11,022 --> 00:09:13,022 WELL, WE JUST NEED A FOOTBALL, THEN. 222 00:09:13,018 --> 00:09:16,018 UH, YEAH, I GOT ONE RIGHT HERE. 223 00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:19,011 THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A FOOTBALL, MR. GUS. 224 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,016 HEY, FRANKIE, YOU MIND IF WE BORROW THIS? 225 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,998 AAH! TA-DA! 226 00:09:24,003 --> 00:09:25,013 OUR FOOTBALL. 227 00:09:25,016 --> 00:09:26,016 MUH! 228 00:09:26,022 --> 00:09:29,022 I THINK WHAT MONSTER GUY HERE IS TRYING TO SAY 229 00:09:29,017 --> 00:09:32,017 IS THAT FOOTBALLS USUALLY HAVE LACES ON THEM. 230 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:34,020 YOU'RE RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE. 231 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,020 AAH! 232 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:38,011 THERE WE GO. 233 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,010 NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 234 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:43,024 I'LL BE THE QUARTERBACK FOR TEAM BIG AND GREEN. 235 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:45,010 THEN I'LL TAKE TINY MIRACLE... 236 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:46,010 WHAT'S GOING ON? 237 00:09:46,016 --> 00:09:48,006 ...AND GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER. 238 00:09:48,011 --> 00:09:50,011 AND WE'LL BE TEAM RAINBOW POWER. 239 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:52,020 ALL RIGHT. SO, WHERE ARE THE END ZONES? 240 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:56,001 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I KNOW WHERE THE TOUCHDOWN AREAS ARE. 241 00:09:56,021 --> 00:09:59,001 YOU GUYS TRY TO GET THE BALL THROUGH THIS END, 242 00:09:59,006 --> 00:10:01,006 AND WE'LL TRY TO GET THE BALL THROUGH THIS END. 243 00:10:01,011 --> 00:10:05,001 THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT ARE WE PLAYING FOR HERE? 244 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,014 HOW ABOUT THE WINNER GETS 245 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:08,021 THE SUPER BOWL OF NACHOS FRANKENSTEIN MADE? 246 00:10:08,022 --> 00:10:11,012 AAH! SUPER BOWL! 247 00:10:11,014 --> 00:10:12,024 I LIKE IT. 248 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:14,011 WE'LL GO FIRST SINCE I CALLED IT. 249 00:10:14,015 --> 00:10:18,005 ACTUALLY, THERE'S GENERALLY A COIN TOSS TO DETERMINE WHO -- 250 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,008 LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 251 00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:21,998 BUT I WANT TO WIN THAT SUPER BOWL. 252 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:25,005 NOW, LET PIZZA STEVE SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 253 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,015 HIKE! OH, YES, FOLKS! 254 00:10:27,022 --> 00:10:30,022 PIZZA STEVE IS TAKING IT ALL THE WAY. 255 00:10:30,023 --> 00:10:33,013 YOU CAN'T STOP THE UNSTOPPABLE! 256 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,009 [ ROARS] HEY! 257 00:10:34,015 --> 00:10:37,005 NICE STEAL, GIRL. I GOT YOU COVERED. 258 00:10:37,009 --> 00:10:39,019 AAH! 259 00:10:39,023 --> 00:10:42,023 AAH! HA! 260 00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:44,001 WHAT THE? HEY! 261 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:45,005 INTERCEPTION COMPLETE. 262 00:10:45,013 --> 00:10:47,023 TAKE IT ALL THE WAY, TINY MIRACLE! 263 00:10:47,018 --> 00:10:51,008 MUHH. OVER MY GREASY BODY! 264 00:10:51,011 --> 00:10:53,011 [ RIP! ] YAH! 265 00:10:53,011 --> 00:10:56,001 [ BEEPS ] I'M GOING TO DO IT. 266 00:10:56,004 --> 00:10:58,014 WHOA! 267 00:10:59,009 --> 00:11:01,999 HUH? GUESS WE WIN BY FORFEIT. 268 00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:03,995 I'M GONNA GO CLAIM MY NACHO BOWL. 269 00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:05,024 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, FRANKIE. 270 00:11:05,018 --> 00:11:07,018 THAT MAY BE THE END OF RV FOOTBALL, 271 00:11:07,022 --> 00:11:10,002 BUT I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO. 272 00:11:10,014 --> 00:11:12,014 AAH! 273 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:14,007 WE CAN PLAY HANDBALL! 274 00:11:29,012 --> 00:11:32,012 THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS. 19341

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