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GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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[ ROARS ]
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ SHOUTS ]
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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OH! UGH.
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I'LL GET IT.
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HELLO? JUST A SECOND.
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IT'S FOR YOU,
PIZZA STEVE.
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WELL, IT BETTER BE SOMEONE
CALLING TO APOLOGIZE
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FOR INTERFERING WITH
MY MARTIAL-ARTS DEMONSTRATION.
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YELLO.
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OH, UH,
I...I...I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
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YOU'RE WHERE?
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OKAY, SEE YOU SOON.
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WHO WAS THAT,
PIZZA STEVE?
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OH,
IT WAS JUST MY DAD.
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WHOA.
HE MUST BE SO COOL.
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WELL, HE THINKS HE IS.
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HE'S ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT
HOW HE'S SO GREAT AT EVERYTHING.
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I MEAN,
WHO WANTS TO BE AROUND THAT?
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[ SLOOP! ]
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I'M JUST SAYING,
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HE'S NOT
ALL THAT SPECTACULAR.
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[ GUITAR WAILS ]
Nacho Cheese: DID SOMEBODY SAY
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SPECTACULAAAAAAAAR?
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YOW!
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LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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I AM NACHO CHEESE!
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DAD!
YOU TOTALLY JACKED MY STYLE.
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WHOA, THAT'S YOUR DAD?!
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I WAS ABOUT TO THROW DOWN
AN AWESOME DISPLAY
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OF ITALIAN
KAR-AH-TAAAAAY!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND HERE'S THE TIME PIZZA STEVE
LOST THE SOAPBOX DERBY
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IN SPECTACULAR FASHION.
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OOH, I GOT TO HEAR
THIS STORY.
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OH, COME ON, DAD.
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NOT THAT STORY.
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YO, LITTLE SLICE,
NO FEET ON THE DINNER TABLE.
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MIND YOUR MANNERS.
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WHAT? BUT YOU --
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AH-AH-AH-AH.
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NOT A WORD.
HMPH!
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WHATEVER.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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IT WAS A PERFECT DAY
FOR A RACE.
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[ ENGINES REVVING ]
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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, YEAH!
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COME ON, LITTLE SLICE.
DON'T MAKE YOUR DAD LOOK BAD.
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WHAT?
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[ GUITAR WAILS ]
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DAD?!
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
HEALTHY COMPETITION, THERE?
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[ COUGHING ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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THERE CAN ONLY BE
ONE NUMBER ONE.
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BOO-YAH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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REAL COOL STORY, DAD.
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PIZZA STEVE NEEDS A LITTLE
PIZZA STEVE TIME.
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JUST LOOK AROUND YOU,
PIZZA STEVE.
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WALL-TO-WALL WONDERFUL.
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[ GUITAR WAILS ]
Nacho Cheese:
DID SOMEBODY SAY, "WONDERFUL"?
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DAD?
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HEY, KID,
THIS IS YOUR BEDROOM?
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THIS PLACE NEEDS
A LOT OF WORK.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
OLD MAN?
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THIS IS THE SWEETEST ROOM
IN THE RV.
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TAKE THIS MONSTROSITY
FOR EXAMPLE.
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ALL IT NEEDS IS
A DASH OF NACHO CHEESE.
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[ GUITAR WAILS ]
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SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I'M JUST GETTING STARTED?
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COULD YOU HAND ME THAT WRENCH,
PIZZA STEVE?
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SURE THING, UNCLE G.
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[ GUITAR WAILS ]
DID SOMEBODY SAY,
"SURE THING"?
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OH, HI,
MR. NACHO CHEESE.
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SO, UH, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THIS HULLABALOO?
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DAD, ME AND UNCLE G HELP KIDS
SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS.
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I DON'T REMEMBER
ASKING YOU.
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SEE, SOME KIDS
ARE BEYOND HELP.
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AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT,
UNCLE GRANDPA?
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WELL, I THINK --
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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PIZZA STEVE AND I ARE
HELPING RICHIE...
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HELLO.
...FIX HIS JUKEBOX.
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WELL, YOU'RE DOING IT
ALL WRONG.
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WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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YOU DON'T NEED
ALL THOSE TOOLS.
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THIS IS
HOW IT'S DONE.
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CHEE-ZAM!
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[ TINK! ]
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHOA!
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[ HAIR CREAKING ]
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THIS GUY!
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OW!
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WAY NOT COOL, DAD.
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WOW, HE'S AMAZING.
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WHAT'S THE HAPS,
BIG G?
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PLAYING CHESS
AGAINST A BALL?
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I'M SURE
HE'S WELL-ROUNDED AND ALL,
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BUT WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ON
SOMEONE A LITTLE MORE
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ISOSCELES?
[ GUITAR WAILS ]
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I'D PROBABLY GET A BETTER GAME
FROM THE BALL.
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[ CLUCKS ]
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AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
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WHEN YOU CAME IN,
I WAS ANALYZING MOVE 25
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OF FISCHER'S FAMOUS MATCH
AGAINST DONALD BYRNE FROM 1956.
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YEAH, SITTING IN YOUR CASTLE
PLAYING WITH YOUR TOYS.
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THAT IS A ROOK,
YOU NUMSKULL!
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OW!
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
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MR. CHEESE, DO YOU PLAY?
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DO I?!
I'M NACHO CHEESE!
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[ GUITAR WAILS ]
WELL, HOW ABOUT A GAME?
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WAIT A MINUTE, I WAS ABOUT
TO SCHOOL THIS FOOL, DAD.
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OH, YOU'RE ON,
TALL, GREEN, AND JURASSIC.
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I'LL SET UP THE BOARD.
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AFTER YOU, MR. CHEESE.
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GIDDYUP, LITTLE HORSEY.
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EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH.
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CHECKMATE.
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AND NOW -- CHECKMATE?!
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CHECKMATE.
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WHAT? HOW DID YOU...?
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IT'S NOT...
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IT'S TRUE.
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THAT WAS THE MOST DYNAMIC
DISPLAY OF POST-HYPERMODERN PLAY
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I HAVE EVER WITNESSED.
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PSHAW,
THAT WAS NOTHING.
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FIRST HE STEALS MY THUNDER,
THEN HE STEALS MY FRIENDS?
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IT'S TIME
TO PUT AN END TO THIS.
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THINK, PIZZA STEVE, THINK.
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THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING
YOU CAN BEAT YOUR DAD AT.
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SOMETHING WHERE PIZZA STEVE
HAS THE UPPER EDGE.
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BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?
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THAT'S IT.
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OOH, IT IS ON, DAD.
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[ GUITAR WAILING ]
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THANK YOU.
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THAT WAS OFF MY 10th ALBUM
CALLED
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"NACHO CHEESE,
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM."
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HOW ABOUT ANOTHER?
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[ ROARS ]
YEAH!
YEAH!
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A ONE AND A TWO
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AND A --
[ ENGINE REVS ]
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BORING MY FRIENDS WITH
YOUR LAME SONGS AGAIN, DAD?
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WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE
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AND PLAY WITH
YOUR BABY TRICYCLE
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WHILE US BIG BOYS
FINISH THE JAM SESSION?
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YEAH, WELL, I BET ME AND THIS
[COUGHS] AWESOME SPEED CYCLE
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CAN BEAT YOU
IN A DOWNHILL RACE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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A DERBY REMATCH --
SON VERSUS DAD?
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REMATCH? [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU NEVER LEARN, DO YOU SON?
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YOU WILL ALWAYS
COME IN LAST PLACE
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AS LONG AS I'M AROUND,
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BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS,
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THEN LET'S DO IT.
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Pizza Steve: SO, IT'S JUST
YOUR BASIC DOWNHILL RACE
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WITH SOME ADDED OBSTACLES
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TO MAKE IT
A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING.
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FIRST, SOME MOGUL-STYLE HILLS,
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THEN A PACK
OF MAN-EATING GIANT GOPHERS,
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DOWN THE LOOP OF DEATH,
INTO THE LAVA DOME,
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OVER THE THREE HILLS OF PAIN,
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AND FINALLY, THE BIG JUMP
OVER SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.
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THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE IT, DAD?
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HUH?
[ SNORING ]
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OH, WH-WH-WHAT? YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
HEY, LET'S START THIS THING
ALREADY.
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I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHO THE REAL
LOSER IN THIS FAMILY IS.
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PIZZA STEVE,
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO
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GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
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YOUR DAD IS, LIKE,
THE BEST AT EVERYTHING.
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SHUSH IT, UNCLE G.
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JUST WAVE US DOWN
TO START TO RACE.
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RACERS, READY?
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YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY
YOU EVER CHALLENGED ME, SON.
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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
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3...37...48...
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GO, GO, GO, GO!
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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HEY, DAD,
ANYONE EVER TELL YOU
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YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO OLD
FOR RACING?
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HEY, I'M NOT
OVER THE HILL YET, SON.
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DON'T BE SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.
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NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS,
IS IT, OLD MAN?
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I CAN DO THIS IN MY SLEEP
BECAUSE I'M NACHO...CHEESE.
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WHO'S WINNING THIS RACE?
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WHAT THE...
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I AM.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR BEING A SHOWOFF.
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I WAS GOING EASY ON YOU, SON,
TO TOUGHEN YOU UP.
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YOU GOT TO BE THE BEST,
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OR ELSE THE WORLD
IS GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE.
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THE ONLY THING
THAT'S GONNA EAT YOU
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ARE THOSE MAN-EATING GOPHERS,
YOU DOLT.
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[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
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YOU GOT TO STEP ON WHOEVER IT
TAKES TO GET AHEAD IN THIS LIFE.
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NOT EVERYONE PLAYS
BY YOUR RULES, DAD.
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OH!
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YOU TRIED
TO LEAVE ME BEHIND,
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BUT IT'S CAUGHT UP
TO YOU.
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LET'S SEE
IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE HEAT...
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OF THIS LAVA DOME.
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PIZZA STEVE!
HUH?
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I NEED HELP, SERIOUSLY.
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HELP ME, SON.
I'M TRAPPED. I'M STUCK.
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OH, PLEASE, SON, PLEASE!
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[ Thinking ] PIZZA STEVE, YOU
CAN WIN THE RACE RIGHT NOW --
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NO CONTEST --
AND PUT YOUR DAD TO SHAME.
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BUT HE'S IN TROUBLE.
HE NEEDS YOU.
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BUT HE RUINS YOUR LIFE.
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STEVEN,
CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
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DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING!
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I'M FALLING!
STEVE, PLEASE!
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DAD, ARE YOU OKAY?
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SON, MY BIKE,
IT'S BARELY HANGING ON.
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I COULDN'T MAKE THE JUMP
LIKE YOU.
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YOU OUTDID ME
ON THAT ONE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
BUT YOU BEAT ME SON.
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NO TIME FOR THAT, DAD.
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GRAB MY HAND.
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ALMOST.
JUST A LITTLE FURTHER.
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COME ON, DAD!
REACH, REACH!
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[ PLOP! PLOP! ]
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OH, MY GOSH, STEVEN,
I'M REALLY, REALLY SLIPPING.
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DO SOMETHING, STEVEN,
PLEASE!
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DAD! OH, MAN!
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THINK, PIZZA STEVE,
THINK.
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[ GASPS ]
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THAT'S IT.
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DAD, GRAB MY PIZZA FLAG,
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AND I'LL PULL YOU UP.
243
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COME ON,
JUST A LITTLE MORE.
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ALMOST. I GOT IT!
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GREAT! HOLD ON, POPS.
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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EASY, NOW, STEVE, EASY.
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ALMOST. EASY NOW.
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DAD, I DID IT!
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I MEAN WEDID IT.
251
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YEAH, WE DID,
252
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BUT YOU FORGOT
ONE IMPORTANT THING, SON.
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
HUH?
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NEVER PASS UP
A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY...
255
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WHAT THE...
...TO WIN!
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SUCKER! [ LAUGHS ]
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OH, NACHO CHEESE,
YOU ARE ONE SLY DOG.
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Pizza Steve: HEY, DAD,
YOU FORGOT ONE THING --
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NEVER PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY
TO PASS UP YOUR OLD MAN.
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WELL, THIS OLD DOG
HAS SOME OLD TRICKS, SON.
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OW-OOOOH!
[ COUGHS ]
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BRINGS BACK
SWEET MEMORIES...
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OF YOU LOSING.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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NACHO CHEEEEEEESE!
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OH, MAN, HE DID IT AGAIN.
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I'M JUST A BIG LOSER.
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[ PBHT! ]
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PIZZA STEVE,
THAT WAS AMAZING.
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YOU TOTALLY PSYCHED OUT YOUR DAD
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
271
00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:34,004
WAIT, WHAT?
NOW, THAT WAS
A REALLY GREAT STRATEGY
272
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USING THAT JUMP
AT THE END OF THE RACE
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TO GET RID OF HIM.
[ ROARS ]
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WAIT, SO YOU GUYS ARE GLAD
HE'S GONE?
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT
HE WAS SUPER AWESOME.
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00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:45,001
YEAH, TO BE HONEST,
HE WAS GETTING ANNOYING.
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00:10:45,005 --> 00:10:47,015
WHO LIKES A GUY THAT'S
A TOTALLY BRAGGADOCIOS BLOWHARD
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THAT BOASTS ABOUT HOW AWESOME
HE IS ALL THE TIME?
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AM I RIGHT, MR. GUS?
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WHILE I DID ADMIRE
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MR. CHEESE'S WIDE VARIETY
OF EXPERTISE,
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HE COULD HAVE USED
A LITTLE HUMILITY.
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I BELIEVE A LITTLE MODESTY
CAN KEEP A MAN'S EGO IN CHECK.
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OH, YEAH.
YOU SAID IT, MR. GUS.
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AND IF THERE'S ONE PERSON
WHO'S THE KING OF MODESTY...
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[ GUITAR WAILS ]
...IT'S PIZZA STEVE!
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THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.
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