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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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[ ROARS ]
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ BELLS JINGLING ]
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CHRISTMAS IS A SPECIAL TIME
TO CELEBRATE GOOD CHEER.
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EXCUSE ME WHILST
I LIGHT THIS CANDLE
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MADE OF WAX PULLED FROM MY EAR.
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO HANG
THE CHRISTMAS DONUT ON THE DOOR.
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LET'S PEEK INSIDE AND SPY
UPON STUPIDITY GALORE.
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SO...
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WHO'S READY FOR SECRET SANTA?!
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All: WE ARE!
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OKEE-SMOKEY.
[ POP! ]
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YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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IT'S TIME TO PICK
YOUR SECRET GIFT BUDDY.
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JUST GRAB A NAME...
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[ GROANS ]
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...AND DON'T LET
ANYONE SEE IT.
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NOW LET'S SEE WHOSE
HOLIDAY HAPPINESS
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I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR
THIS YEAR.
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OOH!
GRANDPA'S GOT A GOOD ONE.
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REMEMBER,
KEEP IT A SECRET.
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OH, YEAH!
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[ WHIRRING ]
[ GULP ]
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WHO'S READY TO DO SOME CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING AT THE MALL?!
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All: WE ARE!
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[ BOING! ]
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THANKS, ZEBRA.
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[ FARTING ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT
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THEY'RE GOING TO GET
THEIR SECRET FRIEND?
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I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S SO MANY
THINGS TO CHOOSE FROM!
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YOU SEE...
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Man: HEY, YOU!YES, YOU!
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ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THEULTIMATE CHRISTMAS GIFT?
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WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER!
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GET READY, KIDS --
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IT'S THE TOY THAT'SGONNA EAT YOUR CHRISTMAS!
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IT'S THE NEW JET-PROPELLEDHOVER GATOR!
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YOUR MOM IS GUARANTEEDTO HATE THE HOVER GATOR!
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FOR HOURS AND HOURS OF SHEERPARENTAL CONSTERNATION,
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NOTHING BEATSTHE NEW 60% LOUDER
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SNAPPING-JAWED HOVER GATOR!
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YOUR CHRISTMAS WILL FAILWITHOUT IT!
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OH, MY DEAR!
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THAT'S AMAZING!
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SO COOL!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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OOH!
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WELL, I THINK
I KNOW WHAT
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I'M GOING TO GET FOR
MY SECRET SANTA BUDDY.
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I ALSO HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
OF WHAT I'M GETTING.
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[ WHIRS ] MY HOLIDAY SHOPPING
WILL BE SO EASY.
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I WON'T EVEN NEED ATINY MIRACLE
TO BUY MYGIFT.
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AWW.
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WELL, SUCKERS,
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I JUST FINISHED
MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!
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WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
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HEY, YOU'RE NOT GOING
FOR A HOVER GATOR, TOO?
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I'LL NEVER TELL.
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[ FARTING ]
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OH, DEAR.
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I FEAR THAT WE ARE ALL
AFTER THE SAME GIFT.
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[ ALL PANTING ]
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EXCUSE ME.
[ BEEPS ]
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I AM SO SORRY!
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WE ARE ALL OUTAT THIS LOCATION!
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BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR!
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I THINK I HEARD THEY HAVE
A FEW LEFT AT TOY KINGDOM
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ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE MALL.
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OH, WELL.
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I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GET
SOMETHING ELSE.
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I WILL ALSO ATTEMPT TO SELECT
AN ALTERNATIVE GIFT IDEA.
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YEAH.
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Uncle Grandpa:
BUT IT'S MINE!
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OH, YEAH,
KNEAD THAT DOUGH!
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[ ALL PANTING ]
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I HOPE I HAVE A QUARTER.
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YES!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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OH, SO IT'S LIKE THAT,
HUH?!
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[ GROWLS ]
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PERHAPS I SHOULD INCREASE MY
ODDS OF OBTAINING THAT GIFT!
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HEY!
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THIS WILL HELP!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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HEY, FRANKENSTEIN,
DON'T TREAD ON ME!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ FARTING ]
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[ SHATTERING ]
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EXCUSE ME!
PARDON ME!
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[ PANTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ BOWLING PINS CRASH ]
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[ POP! ]
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BAD KITTY.
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MOVE IT, PINHEAD!
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MOMMY, LOOK OUT!
A SCARY GREEN MONSTER GUY!
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HEY, I MAY BE GREEN AND
OFTENTIMES SCARY, BUT I'M NO --
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[ ROARS ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ GROANS ]
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YEESH!
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!
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OH, HEY, PIZZA STEVE!
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YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO KNOW
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WHERE THE ELEVATOR IS,
WOULD YOU?
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RIGHT OVER THERE, DUDE.
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THANKS!
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[ FARTING ]
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[ SNARLS ]
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I'M MAKING GREAT TIME!
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AAH!
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[ SPLASH! ]
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MY CIRCUIT BOARD!
MY CIRCUIT BOARD!
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STAY DOWN, TINY!
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EXCUSE ME --
CHRISTMAS EMERGENCY!
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[ WAILS ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ REVVING ]
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FINALLY!
[ SCREAMS ]
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[ GROANS ]
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OH, HEY, UNCLE G.
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IF YOU WANT YOUR SHOES
LOOKIN' SLICK AND SHINY,
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MY MAN HERE IS DOING
SOME GRADE "A" WORK!
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THANKS FOR THE TIP, PIZZA STEVE,
BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME.
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I HAVE TO GET THE GIFT
OF A LIFETIME.
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[ GROANS ]
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GET IT, UNCLE G!
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[ ROARS ]
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COOL, THEY STILL HAVE IT!
YES!
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WELL, DOWN TO THE LAST
HOVER GATOR IN THE ENTIRE MALL.
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PROBABLY THE WHOLE COUNTRY
BY NOW.
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OKAY, BACK TO PRETENDING
TO WORK.
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[ MEOWS ]
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SORRY, TIGER.
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HAD TO MAKE A QUICK STOP
AT NETS GALORE
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BEFORE PICKIN' UP
THIS BAD BOY.
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[ ROARS ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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HERE'S MY CHANCE!
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HEY, LET GO, BELLY BAG!
IT'S MY GIFT!
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NOT ANYMORE!
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IT'S MINE!
HEY, COME ON!
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OOH!
OH, NO!
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NOW LET ME SHOW YOU FOLKS
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WHY THE WOOD CHIPPER 4000-X
IS ESSENTIAL TO ANY HOME.
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[ BUZZING ]
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
EH, ANY QUESTIONS?
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[ ALL SCREAM ]
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WELL, THERE GOES ANY CHANCE
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OF SCORING THE SEASON'S
HOTTEST GIFT.
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I GUESS WE COULD ALL JUST THINK
OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT
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TO GET OUR SECRET SANTA
SELECTION.
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HEY, THAT'S IT!
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IF ANYONE CAN COME THROUGH
WITH THE PERFECT GIFT,
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IT'S MY BROTHER,
SANTA CLAUS!
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HE'S PROBABLY AT THIS MALL
TAKING ORDERS RIGHT --
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HEY, WAIT FOR ME!
IT WAS MY IDEA!
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THIS ULTIMATE DATA PLAN
SOUNDS AWESOME.
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BUT I DON'T SIGN
ANY CONTRACT
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WITHOUT MY AGENT OR LAWYER
PRESENT, DUDE.
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[ ALL PANTING ]
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GEEZ!
WHAT'S THE RUSH ALL ABOUT?
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DANG, THERE'S A LINE!
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ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
BY THE TIME WE REACH SANTA,
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IT WILL BE CLOSE TO EASTER.
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[ ROARS ]
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FRANKENSTEIN,
DON'T EVEN THINK
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ABOUT PUSHING THOSE KIDS
OUT OF LINE.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE
A LESS OBTRUSIVE WAY
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TO GET TO THE FRONT.
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HEY, KID,
YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.
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OH, THANKS.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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EXCUSE ME, COMING THROUGH,
PARDON ME.
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URGENT MATTER!
FAMILY FIRST.
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SORRY, COMING THROUGH!
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HEY, HOW DID YOU GUYS
GET HERE BEFORE ME?
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WE JUST FLEW
ON TIGER'S BACK.
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BUT WE'VE GOT
ANOTHER PROBLEM --
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SANTA'S ON
HIS DINNER BREAK!
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WHA?!
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HEY, FRANKY,
WHY DON'T YOU GO SHOW SANTA
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WHAT WE THINK
ABOUT HIS BREAK.
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ YELLS ]
[ CRASH! ]
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WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
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YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER.
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OF COURSE I'M NOT.
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I'M ONE OF HIS MANY HELPERS.
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THINGS GET REAL BUSY FOR HIM
THIS TIME OF YEAR, YOU KNOW?
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MAKES SENSE.
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NOW, WHAT'S SO URGENT
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YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN
MY TWO-MINUTE DINNER BREAK?
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WELL,
WE'RE ALL TRYING TO GET
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THE SAME HOVER GATOR FOR OUR
SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE,
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BUT WE KIND OF DESTROYED
THE LAST ONE.
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AND NOW
YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
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TO SAVE US FROM HOLIDAY GIFT
DISAPPOINTMENT.
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SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU GUYS STORMED IN HERE,
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SABOTAGING EACH OTHER,
TEARING APART THIS MALL,
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CUTTING IN FRONT OF ALL
THESE NICE KIDS IN LINE
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JUST TO GET YOUR HANDS
ON SOME NEW TOY?
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YEAH.
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WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE
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SANTA DOESN'T REWARD THAT KIND
OF DESPICABLE BEHAVIOR,
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WHETHER HE'S YOUR BROTHER
OR NOT.
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NOW, YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL TAKE
A LONG LOOK AT YOURSELVES
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AND THINK ABOUT
YOUR ACTIONS.
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[ SOBBING ]
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OH, HE'S RIGHT!
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WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?
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I JUST WANTED TO GET THE COOLEST
GIFT IN THE WORLD
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FOR THE COOLEST DUDE IN
THE WORLD -- PIZZA STEVE.
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YEAH, PIZZA STEVE WOULD'VE
REALLY LOVED THAT TOY.
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I LET PIZZA STEVE DOWN.
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I HOPE IT'S THE THOUGHT
THAT REALLY COUNTS.
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YEAH,
I GOT PIZZA STEVE, TOO.
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THAT GIFT WAS...
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WAIT A MINUTE HERE!
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[ ROARS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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I KNEW IT!
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THAT SELFISH SLICE
WROTE HIS NAME
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ON ALL THE
SECRET SANTA PAPERS!
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SOUNDS LIKE Y'ALL GOT PLAYED
LIKE A FIDDLE
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BY A GREEDY SLICE OF PIZZA.
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OOH, MAN!
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NOTHIN' BEATS GARLIC PIZZA BALLS
FROM THE MALL FOOD COURT.
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[ EXHALES ] YEESH!
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GOOD THING I PICKED UP
THESE BREATH MINTS
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AT THE
THREE CENT STORE.
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[ ROARS ]
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THAT'LL DO, FRANKY.
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PIZZA STEVE,
DID YOU WRITE YOUR NAME
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ON ALL OF THE PAPERS FOR
OUR SECRET SANTA GAME?!
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NO.
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OKAY, I GIVE UP.
WHO DID IT?
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00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,010
UNCLE GRANDPA, COME ON!
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00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,024
HE'S OBVIOUSLY LYING,
THAT SNEAKY LITTLE --
246
00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,007
WHOA, WHOA, OKAY, OKAY.
247
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:16,011
I MAY HAVE ALTERED THE GAME
A LITTLE BIT.
248
00:09:16,008 --> 00:09:20,008
BUT BEFORE YOU CONDEMN ME WITH
A TREMBLING INDEX FINGER,
249
00:09:20,013 --> 00:09:22,023
HEAR ME OUT.
HMPH!
250
00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:26,999
ALTHOUGH MY ACTIONS MAY APPEAR
SELFISH ON THE SURFACE,
251
00:09:27,004 --> 00:09:30,014
BENEATH THE ATTEMPT
TO OBTAIN MORE GIFTS
252
00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:33,010
WAS MY WAY OF GIVING
SOMETHING TO YOU.
253
00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,995
[ GROANS ]
254
00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:37,016
YA SEE, CHRISTMAS IS MORE
255
00:09:37,019 --> 00:09:40,019
THAN JUST GETTING COOL GIFTS
FOR YOUR FRIENDS.
256
00:09:40,018 --> 00:09:42,008
ARE YOU SUGGESTING CHRISTMAS
257
00:09:42,011 --> 00:09:45,001
IS LESS ABOUT
AGGRESSIVE CONSUMER GREED
258
00:09:45,003 --> 00:09:47,013
AND MATERIALISTIC
GRATIFICATION,
259
00:09:47,011 --> 00:09:48,021
BUT MORE SO AN OPPORTUNITY
260
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:51,010
TO SHARE QUALITY TIME
WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS?
261
00:09:51,012 --> 00:09:54,022
UM...YEAH.
262
00:09:54,019 --> 00:09:56,009
YEP! YEP!
263
00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:59,011
AND THAT'S WHY I DID
WHAT I DID --
264
00:09:59,013 --> 00:10:03,023
TO SHOW YOU GUYS THAT VALUABLE
CHRISTMAS LESSON.
265
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:07,020
AW, PIZZA STEVE,
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
266
00:10:07,019 --> 00:10:10,019
WE'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU
AS A FRIEND!
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00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:12,998
[ GROWLS ]
268
00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:14,016
YEAH, HEY, I'M LOOKING
FOR THE GUY
269
00:10:14,023 --> 00:10:18,013
WHO OWNS THE RV CRASHED
ON LEVEL ONE -- UNCLE GRANDPA.
270
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,018
I'M UNCLE GRANDPA.
271
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,010
WELL, I'VE GOT
A DELIVERY HERE
272
00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,021
FROM AN ORDER YOU PLACED ONLINE
A FEW WEEKS AGO.
273
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,020
SIX -- COUNT 'EM --
SIX HOVER GATORS.
274
00:10:27,019 --> 00:10:28,999
[ ALL GASP ]
275
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,023
OH, YEAH,
I FORGOT I DID THAT.
276
00:10:30,018 --> 00:10:34,008
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
277
00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:37,006
WELL, HOW BOUT A BOARD GAME
OR A COOL VIDEO GAME?
278
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,022
NAH.
279
00:10:38,022 --> 00:10:42,002
OH, HOW ABOUT
ONE OF THOSE THINGS?!
280
00:10:42,002 --> 00:10:44,012
WELL, I'LL BE.
281
00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:46,024
WELL, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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00:10:46,017 --> 00:10:49,997
IT LOOKS LIKE WE ALL LEARNED
A VERY VALUABLE LESSON
283
00:10:50,003 --> 00:10:52,023
ABOUT THE TRUE MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS.
284
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,009
WE SURE DID.
285
00:10:54,007 --> 00:10:55,017
DO ALL YOUR HOLIDAY
SHOPPING ONLINE
286
00:10:56,001 --> 00:10:58,011
WEEKS BEFORE TO AVOID SOLD OUT
TOYS AT THE MALL.
287
00:10:58,012 --> 00:11:00,012
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
288
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:03,000
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
289
00:11:03,006 --> 00:11:04,996
OPEN YOUR PRESENT,
MR. GUS.
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00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:06,015
[ SIGHS ] OKAY.
291
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,020
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU JUST WRAPPED
292
00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,020
OUR CHRISTMAS TREE AGAIN.
293
00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:11,013
WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
294
00:11:11,007 --> 00:11:12,017
[ ROARS ]
[ STREAK! ]
295
00:11:12,018 --> 00:11:14,018
WHAT?
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?!
296
00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:20,996
[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
297
00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:32,021
THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.
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