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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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[ ROARS ]
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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THIS IS THE GREATEST CRISIS
OF MY ENTIRE PRESIDENCY.
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THERE ISN'T A SINGLE
STRAWBERRY JELLY BEAN IN HERE.
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HELLO? CONGRESS?
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I WANT EMERGENCY LEGISLATION ON
MY DESK BY THE END OF THE DAY.
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MR. PRESIDENT!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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THE GREATEST CRISIS
OF YOUR PRESIDENCY IS AT HAND.
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NO STRAWBERRY JELLY BEANS --
ALREADY ON IT, BOYS.
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NOT THAT.
IT'S MUCH WORSE.
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HE'S AT IT AGAIN,
SIR.
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[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]
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FOREIGN MADMAN!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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HE'S GOT HIS HANDS ON
A MISSILE,
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AND IT'S POINTED
STRAIGHT AT US.
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AND IF HIS DEMANDS
AREN'T MET...
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[ GASPS ]
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[ IMITATES EXPLOSIONS,
GUNFIRE ]
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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THE MISSILE'S LOCATED
IN THE MADMAN'S BASE
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IN FOREIGNLANDISTAN.
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WE'RE GONNA NEED OUR TOP MEN
ON THIS ONE, SIR.
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I'LL CALL THE MARINES
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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NO!
CALL THE GREEN BERETS!
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NO! SEAL TEAM 6!
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NO.
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I KNOW JUST THE TEAM
TO HANDLE THIS.
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[ BEEPING ]
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GA-GA-GOO-GOO.
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GOOD MORNING!
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♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪
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♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪
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♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪
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♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪
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♪ LITTLE BITTY BABIES
ARE SAVIN' THE DAY ♪
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♪ THEY'RE POOPIN' IN THEIR
PANTS, AND IT'S CHILD'S PLAY ♪
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♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪
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YOUR COUNTRY HAS NEVER
NEEDED YOU MORE, BABIES.
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WITH YOUR SKILLS
AND EXPERTISE,
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AMERICA WILL BE
IN GOOD HANDS.
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[ CRYING ]
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BABY LOST BOTTLE!
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OOPS. [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, WELL.
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THERE -- THERE WE GO.
THAT'S A GOOD BABY.
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NOW, HAVE YOU ALL READ OVER
FOREIGN MADMAN'S FILE?
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OH, UH...
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[ MUNCHING ]
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WELL,
WE CAN'T ACTUALLY READ,
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BUT, UH, I THINK WE GOT THE GIST
OF IT FROM THE PICTURES.
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GOOD. GOOD.
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NOW, YOUR MISSION IS TO ENTER
MADMAN'S COMPOUND UNNOTICED
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AND LOCATE THE MISSI--
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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HOLD UP, BRO.
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LET ME SEE THAT HELICOPTER.
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OF COURSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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MM-HMM.
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[ IMITATES FLYING SOUNDS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ME NEXT,
PIZZA DOUGH STEVE.
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NO. LITTLE GUSSY
WANTS TO PLAY.
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[ MEOWS ]
BABIES. BABIES!
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NOW, YOU'LL ALL GET A TURN.
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ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?
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YEAH, I GOT ONE.
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UH, CAN SOMEBODY BURP
LITTLE GUS?
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[ HICCUPS ]
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I'LL DO IT.
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UPSY-DAISY, LITTLE GUS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
THERE WE GO.
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[ BELCHES ]
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[ SMACKS LIPS ]
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THANKS,
MR. PRESIDENT.
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SURE. SURE.
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NOW, THE HELICOPTER
IS WAITING OUTSIDE.
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IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO?
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UH, NOT EXACTLY.
UH...
OH?
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I'M POOPING MY PANTS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I KNOW THE WORDS
TO
THATSONG.
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ALL RIGHT, BABIES.
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WE JUST CROSSED
INTO ENEMY TERRITORY.
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THE COMPOUND
IS STRAIGHT AHEAD.
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THIS IS IT.
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BABIES, HOLD ON
TO YOUR DIAPERS --
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IN THE LITERAL SENSE,
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'CAUSE IT'S TIME
TO PARACHUTE-DROP.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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SEE YOU DOWN BELOW,
BRO.
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YEEEEEEAH!
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[ SIGHS ]
THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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WHEE!
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Shh! This is
a stealth mission, remember?
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OH, RIGHT. SORRY.
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PIZZA DOUGH STEVE!
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Shh, Li'l Cheese.
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Come on.
Not so loud.
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CHILL OUT, BRO.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE,
LITTLE GUS?
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FOREIGN MADMAN'S FORTRESS
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
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[ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
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SAY THAT AGAIN.
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[ Echoing ] I SAID,
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"HOPEFULLY, THEY WON'T NOTICE
THAT WE'RE HERE"!
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OOPS.
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WAY TO GO, BROS.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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AAH! AAH!
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RUN!
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BABY BELLY BAG,
I NEED MY LASER RATTLE -- STAT.
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YAH, BLEH, PBBBT!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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BLAH!
THANKS.
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IT'S TIME
TO SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL.
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[ RATTLING ]
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AAAAAH!
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[ RATTLING ]
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AAAAH!
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COME OUT, BABIES!
OUR RIDE IS HERE!
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[ MEOWS ]
ALL RIGHT!
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THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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NICE!
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WANT ME TO DRIVE?
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NAH, DON'T WORRY.
I GOT THIS.
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AAH!
MY BAD.
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YOU'VE GOT THIS, HUH?
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YOU CAN TAKE
THE NEXT ONE.
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[ GRUMBLES ]
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[ RATTLING ]
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Man: AAH!
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READY WHEN YOU ARE,
LITTLE GUS.
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GENTLEMEN, WITH THIS MISSILE,
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THE WORLD WILL BE OURS!
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BORIS! BEGIN THE FUELING!
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YES, BOSS.
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NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW.
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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WE'RE ALMOST IN,
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BUT THAT SPOTLIGHT'S
GONNA BLOW OUR COVER.
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[ RATTLING ]
NOT ANYMORE.
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WE'RE IN.
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[ ALL PANTING ]
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THAT'S WHERE
THE MISSILE IS.
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YEAH, BUT EVEN WITH
THE LASER RATTLE,
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WE CAN'T TAKE ON ALL THE GUARDS
CRAWLING AROUND HERE.
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WE'RE BABIES --
THEY'D CATCH US
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BEFORE WE GOT
ANYWHERE NEAR THAT MISSILE.
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YEAH, BUT NOT IF THEY THINK
WE'RE ONE OF
THEM.
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ALL RIGHT, GANG,
LISTEN UP.
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WE GOT TO BORROW ONE OF THOSE
FANCY SNOW SOLDIER OUTFITS
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AND THEN INFILTRATE
THE MISSILE HANGAR.
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ALL WE NEED
IS A DIAPER BOMB.
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THAT MEANS I'M GONNA NEED ONE
OF YOU TO LOAD UP YOUR PANTS.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
BABY UNCLE G.
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PIZZA DOUGH STEVE
IS WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
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LI'L CHEESE,
I'LL SEE TO IT
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THAT YOU GET A MEDAL OF HONOR
FOR THIS.
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[ GUARD SPEAKING RUSSIAN ]
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WHAT THE --
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[ BOTH COUGHING ]
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ALL RIGHT,
TIME TO PLAY DRESS-UP.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
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[ POW! POW! DING! ]
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YOU OKAY, BARTEK?
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NEVER BEEN BETTER,
BROSKI.
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ANOTHER DAY,
ANOTHER GAS GRENADE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
AM I RIGHT?
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ANYHOO,
I'M GONNA HEAD INSIDE
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AND SEE IF THE BOSS
NEEDS ANYTHING.
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CATCH YA LATER, BRO.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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CLASSIC BARTEK.
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MISSILE IS
ALL FUELED, BOSS.
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EXCELLENT!
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IT IS TIME
FOR THE LAUNCH SEQUENCE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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PIZZA DOUGH STEVE,
WHAT YOU GOT OUT THERE?
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MAIN SECURITY DOOR
STRAIGHT AHEAD, BRO.
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ALL RIGHT!
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UH-OH.
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THIS IS ONE HIGH-TECH
SECURITY KEYPAD, BROS.
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THIS IS
NOT GONNA BE EASY.
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BUT...
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IT'S "GO" TIME.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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NOW, WITH THE TURN OF THIS KEY,
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AMERICA WILL BE DESTROYED
FOREVER!
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ GROANS ]
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IT'S NO USE!
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I GUESS AMERICA'S
JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET NUKED.
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OR...MAYBE
ICOULD GIVE IT A SHOT.
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OKAY.
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DOOR UNLOCKED.
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LITTLE GUS,
I'LL SEE TO IT
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THAT YOU GET A MEDAL OF HONOR
FOR THIS.
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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JUST MINUTES AWAY.
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NOTHING CAN STOP
FOREIGN MADMAN NOW.
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I DON'T KNOW, BOSS.
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WHAT ABOUT
THE UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES?
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UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES?
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YEAH, BRO.
YOU HEARD ME.
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UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES.
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BARTEK,
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO ME --
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THE UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES!
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IMPOSSIBLE!
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IT'S ALL OVER,
FOREIGN MADMAN.
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ABORT THE MISSILE NOW!
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NEVER!
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GUARDS, DESTROY THEM!
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LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
SOME NEW PLAYMATES,
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BUT IT'S NOT PLAYTIME.
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IT'S
NAPTIME.
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[
LULLABY PLAYS]
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[ ALL SNORING ]
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AAH!
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[ POP! ]
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[ LULLABY, SNORING CONTINUE ]
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[ PANTING ]
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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HE'S GETTING AWAY!
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BABY UNCLE GRANDPA!
WAKE UP!
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YUHH...
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FOREIGN MADMAN
IS GETTING AWAY!
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[ GASPS ]
FOREIGN MADMAN!
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NOT ON
MYWATCH!
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[ PANTING ]
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[ PBBBBBBT! ]
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GOT TO CANCEL
THAT MISSILE LAUNCH.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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BABY UNCLE GRANDPA!
COME IN! COME IN!
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Baby Uncle Grandpa!
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WHAT'S UP, LITTLE GUS?
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I DON'T MEAN
TO BE A DIAPER RASH,
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BUT YOU ONLY GOT ONE MINUTE
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TO GET THOSE LAUNCH KEYS
BACK HERE.
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THEN IT'S TIME
TO KICK IT INTO HIGH GEAR!
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GOODBYE, AMERICA!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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HUH?!
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YEOW!
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WHAT THE --
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"BABY IN CAR"?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
AAH!
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HI. I BROUGHT YOU
SOME MOO JUICE.
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AAH! I CAN'T SEE!
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YAAH! AAH!
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WELL, GOTTA GO.
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SAY HI TO THAT PINE TREE
FOR ME, OKAY?
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[ SPROING! ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
AAAAAH!
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[ CRASH ]
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TINY REALISTIC
FLYING BABY TIGER,
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I'LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU GET
A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR THIS.
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[ MEOWS ]
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WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME!
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THINK I'M GONNA NEED
A FRESH DIAPER, BRO!
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HUH-HA!
ALL RIGHT!
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TIME TO SAVE AMERICA.
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UH-OH! WRONG KEY!
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LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE,
SHALL WE?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
ANOTHER DUD.
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HURRY IT UP!
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'KAY, DON'T WORRY.
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WE CAN'T LOSE WITH
THIS...LAST...KEEEEEY...
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BR-BR-BR-BR-BR!
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BABY UNCLE GRANDPA!
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AAH!
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THE MISSILE!
SORRY.
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COME ON!
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JUST ONE TURN OF THE KEY.
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AND THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAVE
HAPPENED TO AMERICA
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IF FOREIGN MADMAN
HAD NOT BEEN DEFEATED.
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AND SO TODAY, WE HONOR
THE UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES
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FOR THEIR MONUMENTAL COURAGE
AND BRAVERY.
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THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
IS WATCHING RIGHT NOW.
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IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY?
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YEAH!
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I'M POOPING MY PANTS!
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