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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELCOME ONE
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AND ALL TO THE GRAND OPENING OF
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THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED,
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LONG-AWAITED,
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NEVER-UNDERESTIMATED, UM...
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NOT DEFLATED, ALWAYS GYRATED
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UNCLE GRANDPA LAND!
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COME ON IN, FRIENDS, AND
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EXPERIENCE THE WORLD'S
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FASTEST-BUILT AMUSEMENT PARK!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: SURE IS A LOT OF
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PEOPLE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, MAYBE I
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SHOULD'VE CHARGED ADMISSION.
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>> YAY!
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>> Pizza Steve: GOT TO SAY,
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UNCLE G, I'M IMPRESSED.
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AND I'M NOT EVEN REFERRING TO
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MYSELF THIS TIME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE TALKING
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ABOUT ALL THESE BRICKS ON THE
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GROUND, RIGHT?
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WELL, WE USED OVER 15,000 BRICKS
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TO PAVE THE STREETS OF
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UNCLE GRANDPA LAND, AND EACH ONE
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WAS HAND-CRAFTED AND IMPORTED
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FROM MIAMI.
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SPARED NO EXPENSE.
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BUT, HONESTLY, I COULD TALK
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ABOUT BRICKS ALL DAY.
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MMM!
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WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT RIDE
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YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GO ON ON
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FIRST, 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING
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ABOUT HITTING UP UNCLE GRANDPA'S
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RV SAFARI.
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Belly Bag: OOH! I'M GONNA TRY
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THE BELLY BAG SAG!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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[ ALL GROANING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: PERSONALLY, I'VE
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BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO
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MR. GUS'S BENCH EXPERIENCE.
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>> Pizza Steve: PFFT!
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THOSE ARE ALL LAME, BABY RIDES.
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THE COOL DUDES KNOW WHERE THE
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REAL ACTION IS --
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PIZZA STEVE'S SCREAM SUPREME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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THAT THERE RIDE IS A PERFECT
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REPRESENTATION OF YOU AND THE
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EXTREME LIFESTYLE YOU CHOOSE TO
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LIVE.
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OKAY, GUYS, LET'S MAKE LIKE A
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BRICK AND SPLIT!
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>> Pizza Steve: ALL RIGHT.
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TIME FOR PIZZA STEVE TO STOP
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LIVING A LIE AND FINALLY
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EXPERIENCE TRUE JOY.
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WATCH OUT!
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STEP ASIDE, BUDDY.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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CELEBRITY SLICE COMING THROUGH.
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>> WHOA!
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STOP RIGHT THERE, LITTLE BABY.
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>> Pizza Steve: BABY?!
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>> THIS RIDE IS NOT FOR LITTLE
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BABIES, SO GO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A
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LITTLE BABY, LITTLE BABY.
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>> Pizza Steve: EXCUSE ME?
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IN CASE YOU WEREN'T AWARE, THIS
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ROLLER COASTER IS BASED ON ME,
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PIZZA STEVE, AND MY RADICAL WAY
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OF LIVING!
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SO IF YOU'LL KINDLY MOVE YOUR
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GREASY FACE, I'D LIKE TO GET ON
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MYRIDE!
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HYAH!
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GOOD TIMING, BOYS.
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TAKE THIS ILL-INFORMED CLOWN
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AWAY!
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WHAT?!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
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DOING?!
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I'M PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Mr. Gus: HOLY SMOKES!
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WHAT AN EXPERIENCE!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I THINK I MIGHT RIDE THIS AGAIN.
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OOH! RIVETING!
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>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS!
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MR. GUS!
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I NEED YOU TO PICK ME UP AND
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THROW ME REALLY HARD OVER THAT
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FENCE OVER THERE BECAUSE THERE'S
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THIS GUY --
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>> Mr. Gus: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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STOP RIGHT THERE.
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YOU HAD ME AT "THROW YOU REALLY
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HARD."
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I'D BE GLAD TO.
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>> Pizza Steve: SWEET!
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BUT YOU GOT TO BE GENTLE.
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>> Mr. Gus: I CAN BE GENTLE.
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>> Pizza Steve: AAAAAH!
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NOT REALLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND,
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BUT I GUESS IT'LL DO.
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>> Mr. Gus: BON VOYAGE!
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>> Pizza Steve: HA HA!
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I'M TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT OVER
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THAT FENCE.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE
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THAT MAKE ME REALIZE HOW SMART I
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REALLY AM.
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OH, NO.
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LOSING MOMENTUM!
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AAAAAAAH!
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OOF!
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I ONLY WANTED TO LOVE.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AAAAAAH!
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HEY, BELLY BAG.
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>> Belly Bag: OH.
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HI, PIZZA STEVE.
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ISN'T THIS PARK GREAT?
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, IT'S JUST
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WONDERFUL.
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LISTEN, I THOUGHT I'D COME BY TO
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CONGRATULATE YOU.
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>> Belly Bag: REALLY? FOR WHAT?
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>> Pizza Steve: 'CAUSE YOU'VE
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BEEN SELECTED TO GO ON A RIDE
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WITH YOUR FAVORITE PAL,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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PRETTY AWESOME, RIGHT?
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>> Belly Bag: WELL, THAT DOES
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SOUND LIKE FUN, BUT I'VE BEEN
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WAITING IN LINE ALL DAY FOR ONE
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OF THOSE NASTY TURKEY LEGS.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, DON'T BE SO
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SELFISH, BELLY BAG!
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YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, AND
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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
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>> Belly Bag: BUT -- BUT THE
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TURKEY LEGS!
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>> Pizza Steve: LOOK AT HIM,
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SO SMUG.
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HE THINKS HE WON?
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HE DIDN'T WIN!
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PIZZA STEVE'S GONNA WIN.
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>> Belly Bag: UM, WHAT EXACTLY
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IS THIS ABOUT, PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: HUH?
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OH, NOTHING.
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JUST SUPER-STOKED ABOUT GOING ON
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A SWEET RIDE WITH MY FRIEND.
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NOW GO OVER THERE AND DON'T ACT
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LIKE YOU KNOW ME.
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>> Belly Bag: HELLO!
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ONE, PLEASE.
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>> HMM.
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GOT TO CHECK IF YOU'RE TALL
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ENOUGH TO RIDE FIRST.
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WELP, YOU BARELY MADE IT.
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ENJOY THE RIDE.
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>> Pizza Steve: YES!
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ALL RIGHT, BELLY BAG.
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NOW GET YOUR KEISTER ON THAT
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COASTER.
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>> Belly Bag: WAIT. WHAT?
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>> AAAAAH!
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>> Belly Bag: THAT'S THE RIDE
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YOU WANT ME TO GET ON?!
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NO WAY, JOSE!
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TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD.
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>> Pizza Steve: BELLY BAG,
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WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
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TURN AROUND!
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THE RIDE'S BACK THERE!
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NO! STOP!
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>> Belly Bag: NOW THIS IS MORE
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MY SPEED.
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>> Pizza Steve: UH, BUT THIS IS
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A KID'S RIDE!
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>> Belly Bag: YAY!
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>> Pizza Steve: NO!
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[ KIDS CHEERING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AAAAAAH!
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OH, YOU JUST THINK YOU'RE
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PIZZA STEVE'S GIFT TO THEME
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PARKS, DON'T YOU?
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HUH?
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HOLD THE ANCHOVIES...
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WHAT'S THIS?
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I THINK I'VE GOT A PLAN.
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>> HEY, JIMMY.
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>> OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
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CHURROS!
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GIMME GIMME!
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>> UM, I WAS WONDERING, IF
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YOU'RE NOT BUSY SATURDAY NIGHT,
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I WAS GONNA HAVE A QUIET EVENING
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AT HOME -- MAYBE WATCH A SCI-FI
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MOVIE OR SOMETHING.
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MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO COME OVER?
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>> GEEZ, STEPHANIE!
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CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?
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I DON'T GO OUT WITH NERDS!
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>> Pizza Steve: YES!
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PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE!
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PIZZEE STEVIE, YOU A VICIOUS
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LITTLE BABY!
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YOU GOT THAT SNEAKY JUICE!
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>> MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME, THEN?
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I REALLY FEEL LIKE WE'VE GOT A
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CONNECTION.
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I MEAN, I KEEP TURNING DOWN
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OFFERS FROM OTHER GUYS...
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>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHING ]
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>> ...HOPING ONE DAY YOU AND I
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MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO OUT.
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>> WHAT THE -- [ GASPS ]
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NOT THE CHIGGITY CHURROS!
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COME BACK!
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[ CRASHING ]
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>> OH, NO!
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JIMMY!
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GOSH. LET ME HELP YOU.
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>> NO!
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ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP ARE
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THESE CHIGGITY CHURROS!
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[ MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
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>> I CAN OVERLOOK A LOT OF
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THINGS, BUT THIS CHURRO THING IS
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A LITTLE GROSS.
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>> OH, CH-CH-CHIGGITY CHURROS!
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>> EW.
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>> Pizza Steve: AW, YEAH, SON.
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NOW THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING
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ABOUT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TO PREVENT
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INJURY AND DEATH, MAKE SURE YOUR
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LAP THINGY IS DOWN AND SNUG ON
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YOUR BELLY.
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RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: HUH?
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YEAH, WHATEVER.
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EASY!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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OH, NO.
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[ SCREAMING LOUDLY ]
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I MADE A MISTAKE!
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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OHH! THIS IS SO NOT COOL!
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MY BEAUTIFUL CHEESE!
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AAAAAAH!
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MAKE IT STOP!
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AAH!
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>> [ VOMITS ]
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>> HI, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!
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>> UH, IT'S HOT IN THIS HEAD.
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>> [ CRYING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU HEAR THAT,
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MR. GUSes?
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SOUNDS LIKE EVERYONE AT
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UNCLE GRANDPA LAND IS HAVING A
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GREAT TIME.
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>> Pizza Steve: HELP ME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP!
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A TERRIFYINGLY GREAT TIME.
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>> Pizza Steve: SOMEONE PLEASE
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STOP THIS RIDE!
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OH, MAN!
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THIS IS MY CHANCE TO STOP THE
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RIDE!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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HOLD TIGHT, PIZZA STEVE!
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[ TIRE SCREECHING, ELECTRICITY
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CRACKLES ]
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WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
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THIS WAS MY RIDE, BASED ON MY
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EXTREME LIFESTYLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I WONDER WHAT
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PIZZA STEVE THOUGHT OF HIS
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ROLLER COASTER?
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GROANS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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READY FOR ANOTHER GO-AROUND?
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>> Pizza Steve: I'D LOVE TO,
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UNCLE G, BUT I'M TOO SHORT FOR
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THIS ONE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ACTUALLY,
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YOU'RE PLENTY TALL, BUDDY.
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LET'S GO!
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>> Pizza Steve: NO.
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PLEASE, NO!
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AAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COWABUNGA
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MORNIN'!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> ♪ EVIL WIZARD ♪
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♪ EVIL WIZARD ♪
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♪ EVIL WIZARD ♪
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♪ EVIL WIZARD ♪
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♪ EVIL ♪
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♪ WIZARD ♪
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> BEHOLD!
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I AM EVIL WIZARD, HERE TO
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BARRAGE YOU WITH UNMITIGATED
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EVIL!
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NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR
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MY EVIL WRATH!
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ALL OF YOUR NIGHTMARES WILL --
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EH?
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NOTHING?
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[ SIGHS ] FINE.
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LET'S SEE WHICH ONE OF THESE
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POOR SUCKERS SHOULD FEEL MY
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EVIL WRATH?
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NAH.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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UGH! YOU WISH.
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BINGO.
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NOW
THISPATHETIC LOSER IS WHAT
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I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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LET'S SEE. HA!
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THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
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I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, I LOVE BEING
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EVIL.
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>> HUH?
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WEIRD.
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WELL, I'M OVER IT.
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GUESS I SHOULD WEAR SOMETHING
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CLEAN.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WHAT THE --
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[ GRUNTING ]
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I DON'T GET IT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
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>> HUH?
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WHO ARE YOU?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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LOOK AT YOU!
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YOU'RE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS!
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EVIL WIZARD STRIKES AGAIN!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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OOH!
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>> WOW.
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[ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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>> HE'S GOOD.
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>> WELL, I GOT TO GET THIS ON
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VIDEO!
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>> HERE'S MY NUMBER.
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LET'S GO DANCIN' SOMETIME!
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>> WAIT, WAIT! WHA-- WHAT?
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I MEAN, TECHNICALLY,
ISHOULD
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GET CREDIT HERE.
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WELL, WHATEVER.
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LIKE I NEED THE APPROVAL OF A
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BUNCH OF LAME-O's THAT HANG OUT
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IN A LAUNDROMAT.
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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WELL, AT LEAST I RUINED HIS
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SWEATER.
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OH, NO!
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I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT MY 4:00
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POWER YOGA CLASS!
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>> BYE, TINA!
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GREAT SESSION TODAY.
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>> I FEEL SO BALANCED RIGHT NOW.
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>> BYE, RACHEL!
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BYE, DIANE!
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SEE YOU GUYS AT THE
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FARMER'S MARKET THIS WEEKEND!
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NAMASTE!
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[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
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REALLY FEELS GOOD TO BE AT ONE
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WITH MY INNER EVIL.
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