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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:05,569 --> 00:02:08,238 All right, all right. All right, all right. 2 00:03:15,474 --> 00:03:16,884 Never 3 00:03:17,017 --> 00:03:18,262 say 4 00:03:19,477 --> 00:03:20,473 no. 5 00:03:37,787 --> 00:03:39,946 Well, this is Kingman's defining moment, Marv. 6 00:03:40,082 --> 00:03:42,620 If they win, they guarantee themselves a spot in the playoffs. 7 00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:44,079 Everybody get on the King's back 8 00:03:44,211 --> 00:03:45,871 and I'm going to lead you to the promised land. 9 00:03:46,004 --> 00:03:48,162 -All right? On one, on one. Ready? -Break! 10 00:03:48,298 --> 00:03:49,329 -Go deep. -Watch your left! 11 00:03:49,466 --> 00:03:50,498 Let's go! 12 00:03:50,634 --> 00:03:52,294 Pick him up. Pick him up. 13 00:03:53,804 --> 00:03:55,132 Sanders. Sanders. 14 00:03:56,849 --> 00:03:57,844 Go wide! 15 00:03:57,975 --> 00:03:59,137 Hut-hut! 16 00:03:59,268 --> 00:04:00,263 Hut! 17 00:04:01,019 --> 00:04:03,476 All right, here's Kingman. Drops back in the pocket. 18 00:04:03,606 --> 00:04:06,690 He's got Sanders wide open in the end zone. 19 00:04:07,193 --> 00:04:09,766 Kingman is on the run. He's inside the five. 20 00:04:10,321 --> 00:04:13,487 He stiff-arms. It's the Kingman swing. 21 00:04:13,782 --> 00:04:17,781 And he is in! Touchdown, Rebels. They've won it. 22 00:04:17,912 --> 00:04:19,655 What a tremendous play by Kingman, Marv. 23 00:04:19,789 --> 00:04:21,164 But I have to wonder, yesterday he was... 24 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,164 The King does it again! 25 00:04:24,877 --> 00:04:26,501 -Go Joe! -Go Joe! 26 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:34,511 -Never say no! -Never say no! 27 00:04:34,637 --> 00:04:35,633 Yeah! 28 00:04:46,899 --> 00:04:48,975 WZPZ FM. 29 00:04:49,193 --> 00:04:53,357 Hey, Boston. Happy New Year. And a special shout out to our Rebels. 30 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:54,901 Don't party too hard, boys. 31 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:58,865 You're going to need all your strength to bring home that championship. 32 00:05:01,122 --> 00:05:02,402 -Enjoy your drink. -To us. 33 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,536 Hope it's okay. 34 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:05,992 I'm telling you guys, these aren't the normal onion rings. 35 00:05:06,128 --> 00:05:10,955 They got garlic and mint leaves. I mean, like, beluga caviar. 36 00:05:11,091 --> 00:05:13,297 Hey, Coop. Coop, check it out. 37 00:05:13,426 --> 00:05:16,510 -See the hottie? 1 2 o'clock, tan dress? -Oh, yeah. 38 00:05:16,637 --> 00:05:18,216 I think she said you have a killer smile, bro. 39 00:05:18,348 --> 00:05:19,546 I do. 40 00:05:20,225 --> 00:05:22,052 You should go talk to her. 41 00:05:22,185 --> 00:05:24,142 -You think so? -I know so. Come on. 42 00:05:24,271 --> 00:05:28,350 Get in there. Get in there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, swamp mouth. 43 00:05:28,483 --> 00:05:30,227 Use some of this. Chicks dig it. 44 00:05:30,361 --> 00:05:32,733 -Webber, you got a pen? -Why? 45 00:05:32,863 --> 00:05:35,614 Because you might want to take some notes. 46 00:05:40,245 --> 00:05:41,525 What's up? 47 00:05:51,506 --> 00:05:52,751 Webber! 48 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:59,007 I told you, they bumped up shoot. I have to catch last flight to Paris. 49 00:05:59,974 --> 00:06:00,969 But Tatianna will miss you. 50 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:04,515 The King doesn't want his queen to miss him too much. 51 00:06:04,645 --> 00:06:06,852 So I got you a little something special. 52 00:06:06,981 --> 00:06:09,602 -Close your eyes. -Okay. 53 00:06:11,694 --> 00:06:14,315 Tatianna, Tatianna. Which one? Which one? 54 00:06:14,446 --> 00:06:15,775 No peeking. 55 00:06:18,408 --> 00:06:20,485 Dreams are on Joe tonight, honey. 56 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:22,198 Happy New Year. 57 00:06:22,330 --> 00:06:24,821 -Channel? -Or Chanel. 58 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,542 Whoa, Sanders. Where you going? 59 00:06:35,176 --> 00:06:36,207 Just past your bedtime? 60 00:06:36,344 --> 00:06:38,586 Yeah, well, you know, it's New Year's Eve. 61 00:06:38,721 --> 00:06:40,844 Want to go home, hug the wife, kiss the kids. 62 00:06:40,973 --> 00:06:43,512 All right, thanks for coming. Happy New Year. 63 00:06:44,269 --> 00:06:46,345 -All right, Happy New Year. -All right, see you at practice. 64 00:06:46,479 --> 00:06:47,890 All right, see you. 65 00:06:49,149 --> 00:06:50,347 All right, Joe. Come on, it's real funny. 66 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:51,763 Now, just give me back the wallet, all right? 67 00:06:51,901 --> 00:06:54,902 I'm looking to confiscate Sanders' man card, 68 00:06:55,029 --> 00:06:57,355 but his wife, Maria, has already done it. 69 00:06:59,284 --> 00:07:02,451 -Yes, really... -Come on. Get a life, Sanders. 70 00:07:02,579 --> 00:07:05,864 Oh, you call this "life"? That ain't life, Joe. 71 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:10,121 -Whatever. -He's mad. That was funny, man. 72 00:07:11,421 --> 00:07:13,663 -Who's ready to party? -I am. 73 00:07:13,799 --> 00:07:15,127 Party! 74 00:07:15,258 --> 00:07:16,587 Yeah! 75 00:07:17,927 --> 00:07:19,967 Where can I get a man card? 76 00:07:25,686 --> 00:07:28,556 -Why? The night is still young! -We can walk Spike. 77 00:07:28,688 --> 00:07:30,231 -Play the guitars, Joe. Come on. -We were just bonding. 78 00:07:30,357 --> 00:07:31,732 -I love that idea. -We're starting to jell. 79 00:07:31,858 --> 00:07:33,353 -Call me. -Joe... 80 00:07:33,778 --> 00:07:35,320 We were doing so good. 81 00:07:39,741 --> 00:07:43,786 Hey, Spike. There's my boy. Haven't seen you all night. 82 00:07:45,122 --> 00:07:47,957 Do you know who the greatest quarterback of all time is? 83 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:50,206 Just checking. Let's go! Huddle up! 84 00:07:51,837 --> 00:07:54,589 Can you feel it? Can you smell it? Do you believe it? 85 00:07:54,715 --> 00:07:57,752 Z-slant Mississippi! On three. Ready? Break! Hut! Hut! Hut! 86 00:07:57,885 --> 00:07:59,794 Come on, Spike. We need a football biscuit. 87 00:07:59,929 --> 00:08:02,502 Oh, that's a good one. Oh, this is a good one. 88 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,427 Kingman drops back, he's... Oh, defenders are coming around. 89 00:08:05,559 --> 00:08:08,762 Post pattern, Spike. Post pattern. He throws. 90 00:08:09,229 --> 00:08:11,935 Touchdown! They're going crazy. 91 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:15,975 Crazy. 92 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:33,783 Gracias, Rosa. Enjoy your vacation. 93 00:08:33,921 --> 00:08:35,915 What do you want to do, Spike? What do you want to do today? 94 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,591 It's a new year. 95 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:41,627 You want to play football? You want to go for a walk? 96 00:08:42,180 --> 00:08:47,720 You want to watch the new ESPN special profile on Joe Kingman? 97 00:08:49,021 --> 00:08:52,223 I know you do. Me, too. Watch. Watch. Here we go. 98 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,637 Attaboy. 99 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:57,276 Blessed with crazy strength and ridiculous agility... 100 00:08:57,487 --> 00:08:58,482 Ridiculous. 101 00:08:58,613 --> 00:09:00,274 ...Joe Kingman could have succeeded on talent alone. 102 00:09:00,532 --> 00:09:03,237 But what really sets this future hall-of-famer apart 103 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,910 is his passion for the game. 104 00:09:05,036 --> 00:09:07,788 And no one sums it up better than Joe himself.. 105 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,990 -Wait a minute, that's not what I said. -Listen, listen. 106 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,118 -What I said was this Life... -Life... 107 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:14,210 -...holds many pleasures for me. -...holds many pleasures for me. 108 00:09:14,338 --> 00:09:15,832 -But... -But... 109 00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:17,458 -...nothing... -...nothing... 110 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,334 -...nothing beats the thrill... -...nothing beats the thrill... 111 00:09:19,468 --> 00:09:21,259 -...of. playing on that field... -...of playing on that field... 112 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:22,417 -...every Sunday. -...every Sunday. 113 00:09:22,554 --> 00:09:25,010 -Football is my life. -Football is my life. 114 00:09:25,391 --> 00:09:27,514 -Beyond the field... -Beyond the field... 115 00:09:27,643 --> 00:09:29,801 -...nothing else matters. -...nothing else matters. Watch this. 116 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:30,968 Nothing. 117 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,430 If. nothing else really matters, 118 00:09:33,565 --> 00:09:36,899 why does that championship ring elude Kingman? 119 00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:40,396 Some of. the experts say it's because he's too selfish. 120 00:09:40,531 --> 00:09:42,191 I mean, think about it... 121 00:09:44,576 --> 00:09:46,652 How does that sound, Stuey? 122 00:09:47,329 --> 00:09:50,200 Joe, you're a 30-something now, not a 20-something. 123 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:53,873 The clock is ticking, Joe. Ticking on your career. 124 00:09:54,003 --> 00:09:57,372 Blah, blah, blah... 125 00:09:57,923 --> 00:10:01,375 You come talk to me when you have your own action figure, Stuey. 126 00:10:06,641 --> 00:10:08,051 -Yeah? -Pardon me, Mr Kingman. 127 00:10:08,351 --> 00:10:09,809 I have a visitor here at reception. 128 00:10:10,061 --> 00:10:12,978 -A Peyton Kelly, sir. -I don't know any Peytons. 129 00:10:13,231 --> 00:10:14,690 A young lady. 130 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:18,817 -ls she cute? -Oh, exceedingly so, sir. 131 00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:22,064 Well, what are you waiting for, Larry? Send her up. 132 00:10:23,449 --> 00:10:25,109 He never says "no." 133 00:10:25,242 --> 00:10:27,568 I am the king. Thank you very much. 134 00:10:30,582 --> 00:10:31,780 Look out. 135 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:34,084 Hello. 136 00:10:37,923 --> 00:10:39,714 -Goodbye. -Hey! 137 00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:50,304 Look, kid, I don't do Girl Scout cookies, okay? 138 00:10:50,436 --> 00:10:51,680 You don't get abs like these 139 00:10:51,812 --> 00:10:54,350 eating Peanut Butter Patties, you know? 140 00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:58,348 Go ahead, hit me. Come on! Give it a shot. Come on. 141 00:11:03,991 --> 00:11:06,114 It's ridiculous, isn't it? 142 00:11:08,328 --> 00:11:09,491 Bye-bye. 143 00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:13,623 It's ridiculous. 144 00:11:18,839 --> 00:11:22,457 I don't know what it is you're selling. Look what I have, here's a hundo. 145 00:11:22,593 --> 00:11:24,751 I don't want any money. I want... 146 00:11:24,886 --> 00:11:28,588 I know. I know what you want. I get it. It's what the world wants. 147 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:32,058 An autograph of Joe Kingman. They all want it, eight to 80. 148 00:11:32,186 --> 00:11:34,759 You'll probably go sell it, but I'm going to give it to you for free. 149 00:11:34,897 --> 00:11:36,889 Because I'm Joe Kingman, humanitarian. 150 00:11:37,024 --> 00:11:39,230 Happy New Year. I'll be right back. 151 00:11:39,736 --> 00:11:43,021 You have a bulldog. Come here, boy. 152 00:11:43,531 --> 00:11:45,358 You're so cute. 153 00:11:45,908 --> 00:11:48,066 Easy, easy. He's a very vicious attack dog. 154 00:11:48,202 --> 00:11:50,159 Yeah. He's going to lick me to death. 155 00:11:50,287 --> 00:11:54,368 Listen, you just can't come walking into strangers' homes like this. 156 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:56,745 There are a lot of weirdos out there in the world. 157 00:11:56,878 --> 00:11:58,835 -Didn't your mom ever teach you that? -Yeah. 158 00:11:58,963 --> 00:12:01,335 -Well, where is she? -On an aeroplane. 159 00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:03,624 On an aeroplane? Well, who are you here with? 160 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:04,756 My father. 161 00:12:04,886 --> 00:12:07,638 Well, you better go get him, because I'm sure he's looking for you. 162 00:12:07,764 --> 00:12:10,800 -He's not looking for me. -How do you know? 163 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:13,970 Because he's looking at me. 164 00:12:15,062 --> 00:12:16,473 What? 165 00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:21,517 Hi, we've never met before. You were married to my mom, Sara. 166 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:22,981 Sara Kelly? 167 00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:27,445 My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter. 168 00:12:58,273 --> 00:13:00,645 No. No. Nope. No! 169 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:05,559 No. Time out. Sara and I never had a kid. 170 00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:14,739 -She wrote you a note. -Wrote me a note. 171 00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:27,257 "Joe, I know this is a big surprise, but Peyton is your daughter. 172 00:13:27,386 --> 00:13:30,969 "l need you to watch her for a month. It's an emergency. 173 00:13:31,099 --> 00:13:34,265 "I'll explain everything when I get back. Sara." 174 00:13:35,061 --> 00:13:37,765 You sure got a lot of pictures of yourself in here. 175 00:13:37,897 --> 00:13:40,981 You expect me to believe you're my kid, based on this? 176 00:13:41,108 --> 00:13:43,979 -Anybody could have written this. -Oh, yeah. 177 00:13:44,737 --> 00:13:47,822 I've also got this. It's my birth certificate. 178 00:13:47,949 --> 00:13:49,609 Birth certificate? 179 00:13:53,412 --> 00:13:56,616 -Your name is on it. -My name is... 180 00:13:57,876 --> 00:13:58,955 My name? 181 00:13:59,085 --> 00:14:00,365 Awesome! 182 00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:02,583 Ready? Break! 183 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,754 My name's not on this. 184 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:06,789 "Joseph Kingman." 185 00:14:09,346 --> 00:14:10,460 Hut! Hut! Hut! 186 00:14:12,891 --> 00:14:14,967 -We've got a situation. -Touchdown! 187 00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:20,971 Fix it. 188 00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:26,311 Don't you think you should have told me about this? 189 00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,688 -I didn't know. -You didn't know you had an ex-wife? 190 00:14:28,823 --> 00:14:31,824 That was a long time ago. We were crazy in love, but too young. 191 00:14:31,951 --> 00:14:35,819 Didn't even last longer than a year, and we never had a baby. 192 00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:37,533 Okay, but for argument's sake, 193 00:14:37,666 --> 00:14:41,829 is there the teeniest, tiniest possibility that this child could be yours? 194 00:14:41,961 --> 00:14:44,001 Think hard. 195 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,460 I don't know. 196 00:14:45,591 --> 00:14:47,500 We got the separation, the divorce was final, 197 00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:50,920 she came by to pick up a few of her things and then we... 198 00:14:51,054 --> 00:14:52,133 We... 199 00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:58,593 Is anyone else hungry? 200 00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:00,686 -Hungry? -Joe... 201 00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:04,017 When did this, "We... We... Is anyone else hungry" happen? 202 00:15:04,818 --> 00:15:06,277 About eight, nine years ago. 203 00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:08,360 -How old are you, kid? -Eight. 204 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,865 Congratulations, Joe. 205 00:15:11,617 --> 00:15:13,360 This isn't happening to me. 206 00:15:15,037 --> 00:15:18,370 Muffin, just talk to your Auntie Stella. 207 00:15:19,374 --> 00:15:23,373 It says here that your mom is not coming back for a month. 208 00:15:23,504 --> 00:15:25,876 She's on her way to Africa. 209 00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:28,794 What kind of a selfish, self-centered person dumps their kid... 210 00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:33,303 She's on a water sanitation project bringing fresh drinking water 211 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:36,266 to the drought-ravaged children of the Sudan. 212 00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:39,761 If I had a dime for every time I heard that one. 213 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,390 So on her way to save the world, 214 00:15:41,522 --> 00:15:43,978 your mom just suddenly decided to leave you here? 215 00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:48,817 I begged her. I said, "Well, why don't I stay with my father?" 216 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:53,193 And she said, "Well, baby, he doesn't know about you yet." And I said... 217 00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:56,944 I get it. I get it. So, who else can you stay with? 218 00:15:57,705 --> 00:16:00,327 I got it. I got it. I'm a genius. 219 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:02,834 Sara has a sister. 220 00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:08,453 Goombah, Grip, Grime... Carmen! 221 00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:10,749 -Karen. -Karen. What about her? 222 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,012 She's... 223 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,422 She's dead. 224 00:16:16,641 --> 00:16:18,385 Oh, that's convenient. 225 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:21,343 What? 226 00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:23,606 How do we get in touch with your mom? 227 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,772 -Her cell won't work in Kassala. -Email? 228 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,644 They don't have internet there. 229 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,272 How did you get here again? 230 00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:33,105 We flew to Boston together, and then she put me in a car. 231 00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:38,117 And the car just magically dropped you off at some man's house? 232 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:42,327 -Not some man. My father. -So you say. 233 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:46,291 -Want a paternity test? -Yes. That's a great idea. 234 00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:48,296 Let's do that. No problem. 235 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,045 I don't like needles. So if they don't take blood, no problem. 236 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,261 Not in the middle of negotiating our Fanny's deal, it's not. 237 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,546 These things never stay quiet, trust me. 238 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,796 If she does turn out to be yours, 239 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,806 you'll look like a guy who had a kid and ditched her 240 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,391 and you can kiss your mega-bucks goodbye. 241 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,685 Stella. 242 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,976 We don't even look alike. 243 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:15,026 Oh, no. Not at all. 244 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:20,330 -Thanks a lot for the heads up, Larry. -Hey, I told you she was cute. 245 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,674 I'm late. 246 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,758 Let's go. No huddle. 247 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:43,059 -No back seat. -So what? Get in the car. 248 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,521 If you get in an accident, the air bag will hurt me. 249 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,398 Oh, come on, I don't have time for the safety lesson, please! 250 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,187 Come here. 251 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,259 So late. 252 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,796 I've got four weeks to make up for eight years, 253 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,009 so let's get started, shall we? 254 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,520 I'm going to ask you some questions 255 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,853 and you're going to give me some answers, okay? 256 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,476 Now, for example, 257 00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:32,986 if you asked me what my favourite thing to do was, I would say ballet. 258 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,070 So what's your favourite thing to do? 259 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,357 That's easy. Play football. 260 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,951 Football. 261 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,276 Come on! 262 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:45,287 If you could only save one thing in a fire, what would it be? 263 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,374 My Heisman. 264 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,294 No, wait... I know. 265 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,459 My limited edition Joe Kingman sneakers. 266 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,932 Come on, horseradish. No more questions. 267 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,851 Just one more question. 268 00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:09,146 What's the best thing that's ever happened to you? 269 00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,647 Listen, I got a question for you. 270 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,446 Why didn't your mom just bring you here herself? 271 00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:17,945 Want a cookie? 272 00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:20,317 No, I don't want a cookie. Stop trying to change the subject. 273 00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:22,327 But you said you were hungry. 274 00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:25,954 -And I made them special for you. -Fine, fine. 275 00:19:29,087 --> 00:19:32,538 -Now, about your mom. -I told you, it was last-minute. 276 00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:34,915 I just can't believe that the Sara I knew 277 00:19:35,051 --> 00:19:38,751 would just let her daughter show up at my doorstep alone. 278 00:19:44,853 --> 00:19:46,726 I know what happened. 279 00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:48,230 -You do? -Yeah. 280 00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:53,686 -She's gained a lot of weight. -No. 281 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:56,228 What's she pushing now? About 180? 282 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:57,479 Deuce? 283 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:07,196 Let's go. 284 00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:10,791 What do you think, you're some roaming free safety or something? 285 00:20:10,921 --> 00:20:13,246 This is "cover-two," little lady, so stay close. 286 00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:14,413 Are you okay? 287 00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:18,085 Do I sound okay? What did you put in those cookies? 288 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:22,633 -Milk, flour, eggs and cinnamon... -Cinnamon! 289 00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:25,304 Cinnamon? I'm allergic to cinnamon. 290 00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:27,973 -Oh, I'm sorry. -All you got to say is, "I'm sorry"? 291 00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:30,976 I sound like this, "I'm sorry"? Cinnamon! 292 00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:35,151 I'm allergic to nuts. 293 00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:38,482 Joe. Joe, don't forget I got that publicity shoot set up for you today. 294 00:20:38,615 --> 00:20:40,691 -You have to be there this time. -I'll be there. 295 00:20:40,826 --> 00:20:42,284 What do you think, I'm stupid or something? 296 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,036 Stop touching me. 297 00:20:45,539 --> 00:20:47,081 Stop eating so much. 298 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:50,576 -You're late, Joe. That's a $500 fine. -Start a tab. 299 00:20:50,711 --> 00:20:54,210 Hey, sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 300 00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:58,921 King's here, Danville. I got it. King's here. 301 00:20:59,053 --> 00:21:01,092 Get a submarine sandwich and a diet soda. 302 00:21:01,222 --> 00:21:05,433 All right, let's go. Sixty-six seam, slot left on three, on three. Ready? 303 00:21:07,812 --> 00:21:09,187 Suffering succotash, Sylvester, 304 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:12,813 something seems to be wrong with your mouth. 305 00:21:12,942 --> 00:21:16,690 I said sixty-six, slot seam left on three. On three. Ready? 306 00:21:18,197 --> 00:21:21,033 Hey, Joe. Looks like you got a rogue fan. 307 00:21:21,159 --> 00:21:24,859 -I'm not a fan. I'm Joe's daughter. -What's everybody staring at? 308 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:27,153 I didn't know Joe had a kid. 309 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:29,615 Yo, I don't think Joe knew Joe had a kid. 310 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:37,332 -Stay here. -Yes, sir. 311 00:21:44,474 --> 00:21:45,506 Hat. 312 00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:47,633 Give me this! 313 00:21:47,769 --> 00:21:49,643 Here's what you got to read right there. You all set? 314 00:21:49,771 --> 00:21:53,306 Here we go. And three, two, one... Go! 315 00:21:53,441 --> 00:21:56,893 Boston Rebels! Experience the heat! 316 00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:03,033 Boston Rebels! Catch the magic. 317 00:22:03,368 --> 00:22:07,697 Boston Rebels! Feel the... Wait a minute. Who writes this? 318 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,001 Hey, let's get Joe. He won't be expecting it. 319 00:22:13,128 --> 00:22:15,002 We'll put ice in his bath. 320 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:17,799 Coop, look. Look real close. 321 00:22:18,258 --> 00:22:20,416 Joe is in an ice bath. 322 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:24,554 -Well, we'll put colder ice in it. -Glove. 323 00:22:25,891 --> 00:22:27,054 Yeah. 324 00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:30,977 Webber, think about this. 325 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,974 Big surprise, eh, Kingman? 326 00:22:35,109 --> 00:22:36,520 More like a safety blitz. 327 00:22:36,652 --> 00:22:37,731 Yeah, well, you should be happy. 328 00:22:37,862 --> 00:22:41,028 I remember how happy I was when my kids were born. 329 00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:45,024 -Yeah, but you knew they were coming. -Yeah, well, either way, she's here now. 330 00:22:47,789 --> 00:22:48,951 What's your name, sweetheart? 331 00:22:49,081 --> 00:22:50,825 -Peyton. -Peyton, that's cute. 332 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,452 -Hi, Peyton. -Hi. 333 00:22:52,585 --> 00:22:55,669 Oh, that's cool. Like... Like, Peyton Manning? 334 00:22:55,796 --> 00:22:58,002 No, dude. It's like Walter Payton, right? 335 00:22:58,132 --> 00:22:59,710 No. Peyton Rous. 336 00:23:02,595 --> 00:23:04,967 -Who's that? -He won the Nobel Prize. 337 00:23:05,097 --> 00:23:06,556 For what team? 338 00:23:10,644 --> 00:23:12,223 In medicine. 339 00:23:13,982 --> 00:23:16,936 He's not even a football player. That's stupid. 340 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:19,274 "Stupid" is a mean word. 341 00:23:19,403 --> 00:23:20,814 -No, it isn't. -Yes, it is. 342 00:23:20,947 --> 00:23:21,978 -No, it isn't. -Yes, it is. 343 00:23:22,114 --> 00:23:23,146 -Isn't. -ls! 344 00:23:23,283 --> 00:23:24,362 -lsn't. -ls! 345 00:23:24,493 --> 00:23:26,284 Quiet. Both of you. 346 00:23:35,462 --> 00:23:38,831 Step away from my pants. 347 00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:41,216 Awkward. 348 00:23:42,469 --> 00:23:43,844 Hey, sweetie, it's okay. 349 00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:46,259 See, those are Monroe's very special underwear. 350 00:23:46,389 --> 00:23:48,264 You see, he needs to wear them every game, 351 00:23:48,392 --> 00:23:50,301 or he thinks we won't win. 352 00:23:51,311 --> 00:23:53,470 Hey, I'm on SportsCenter again. 353 00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:58,983 I'm hungry. 354 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,446 Please don't touch anything. Stand right here. 355 00:24:02,573 --> 00:24:05,064 Tonight's Tuesday. We're going to carbo-load. 356 00:24:06,201 --> 00:24:08,526 Twenty-twenty-sixty ratio. 357 00:24:08,662 --> 00:24:09,658 What? 358 00:24:10,205 --> 00:24:13,290 Hey, do you have any Jell-O? I want some Jell-O. 359 00:24:14,251 --> 00:24:16,956 Like I said, please don't touch. Fingerprints. I don't like fingerprints. 360 00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:18,166 Stand right here, don't do anything. 361 00:24:18,297 --> 00:24:20,788 I'm not giving you 28 grams of empty carbohydrates. 362 00:24:20,924 --> 00:24:23,878 We do not do simple sugars in this house. 363 00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:27,961 But I'm a kid and kids love sugar. I mean, the simpler the better. 364 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,890 Well, my dad never let me have sugar. 365 00:24:30,017 --> 00:24:32,769 Oh, is that why you never smile? 366 00:24:44,323 --> 00:24:47,324 Listen, you better eat your food before it gets cold. 367 00:24:47,451 --> 00:24:49,360 But it's as big as a mountain. 368 00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:53,862 Listen, if you're going to make the pros, you have to get your appetite up. 369 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,458 Let's go. Eat. 370 00:24:57,336 --> 00:24:58,996 You got a little... 371 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:02,334 -A little something right here. -What? 372 00:25:04,177 --> 00:25:05,208 I got what? 373 00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:15,766 I'm going to go and wash the dishes. 374 00:25:15,897 --> 00:25:17,391 You can eat. 375 00:25:18,566 --> 00:25:21,520 And finish eating. 376 00:25:29,411 --> 00:25:32,495 I don't have a guest room because I don't like guests. 377 00:25:32,622 --> 00:25:34,282 But you can sleep here. 378 00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:36,906 -What's this? -That is a universal remote. 379 00:25:37,043 --> 00:25:39,451 It controls the world. And you don't need to touch it. 380 00:25:39,588 --> 00:25:41,581 What's the "romance" button for? 381 00:25:41,715 --> 00:25:46,542 The romance button is for a little Valentine's Day magic. 382 00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:53,390 Turn... Turn this off. Turn it off. Turn it off. 383 00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:58,891 Turn it off. Press the button. Turn it off. 384 00:26:02,944 --> 00:26:04,689 Stop touching things. 385 00:26:07,157 --> 00:26:10,075 Aren't you going to tell me a bedtime story? 386 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,444 Bedtime story... Bedtime story. 387 00:26:17,126 --> 00:26:18,241 Yeah. 388 00:26:21,589 --> 00:26:24,506 The Big Bad Wolf 389 00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:27,206 blew down the Grammy's house 390 00:26:27,344 --> 00:26:30,262 and ate the Goldilocks 391 00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:33,593 and then there was something about the porridge. 392 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:34,889 The end. 393 00:26:35,019 --> 00:26:36,217 Good night. 394 00:26:36,353 --> 00:26:38,761 I mean a real bedtime story, Joe. 395 00:26:40,859 --> 00:26:44,773 A bedtime story is supposed to make you feel peaceful. 396 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,778 I'll show you. 397 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:49,741 Lean back, relax, and listen to the story. 398 00:26:51,202 --> 00:26:54,618 Fine. Fine. I'm going to listen to this one time, then that's it. 399 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:57,583 Then you go to sleep. Do you understand me? 400 00:26:58,126 --> 00:27:00,795 Once upon a time there was a princess 401 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,790 and she had a lot of beautiful dresses. 402 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:06,628 She had a pink dress, a red dress, 403 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,129 a blue dress, a green dress, a purple dress, 404 00:27:10,263 --> 00:27:12,302 -an orange dress, a yellow dress... -I get it. I get it. I get it. 405 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:15,635 A lot of dresses, a lot of colours. So what? 406 00:27:16,436 --> 00:27:19,473 So each dress had a secret power. 407 00:27:20,148 --> 00:27:23,980 The pink dress, which had pink sparkles all over it, 408 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:26,103 could make her fly. 409 00:27:26,237 --> 00:27:30,983 And the blue dress, which had blue sparkles all over it, 410 00:27:31,118 --> 00:27:33,324 could make her tiny. 411 00:27:34,037 --> 00:27:38,580 And the green dress, which had green sparkles all over it, 412 00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:40,831 could make her sleep. 413 00:28:01,774 --> 00:28:02,936 Whoa! 414 00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:07,899 Hey, baby. 415 00:28:08,698 --> 00:28:10,108 Why didn't you answer me when I called? 416 00:28:10,241 --> 00:28:11,320 I was starting to get worried. 417 00:28:11,575 --> 00:28:15,407 I'm sorry. I forgot I had my phone turned off from the flight. 418 00:28:15,579 --> 00:28:19,494 Well, I'm just happy that you got there safely. So, how's it going? 419 00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:25,249 Great. Well, the food's not so hot, but my room is huge. 420 00:28:25,423 --> 00:28:27,415 Well, that's very cool, but how's the ballet? 421 00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:29,838 I mean, is it as good as they promised? 422 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,379 Too soon to tell. 423 00:28:31,512 --> 00:28:35,462 Hey, listen, sweetie, it's almost time for my flight to take off, 424 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,719 but I will call you as soon as I can, okay? 425 00:28:38,853 --> 00:28:41,095 I miss you so much already. 426 00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:45,394 E-mail me lots of pictures. And Peyton, I love you. 427 00:28:45,610 --> 00:28:47,852 I love you, too. Bye. 428 00:28:51,324 --> 00:28:53,779 Is there a ballet school close by? 429 00:29:01,251 --> 00:29:02,413 Spike? 430 00:29:03,169 --> 00:29:07,665 Why is my dog in a dress with pink nail polish? 431 00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:09,922 He's learning Swan Lake. 432 00:29:11,887 --> 00:29:14,093 Do you know how to fix a ballerina bun? 433 00:29:14,222 --> 00:29:17,673 Do I look like I know how to fix a ballerina bun? 434 00:29:25,901 --> 00:29:29,483 My mom says we're not supposed to pop our knuckles. 435 00:29:29,613 --> 00:29:31,901 Well, your mom didn't sleep on a hard sofa 436 00:29:32,032 --> 00:29:36,030 instead of her specially designed $10,000 orthopaedic bed 437 00:29:36,161 --> 00:29:40,455 made by Dr Johan Gustavo, of Switzerland. 438 00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:48,505 -What's... What's with the Beethoven? -It's Tchaikovsky. 439 00:29:48,632 --> 00:29:50,874 -Do you listen to this every morning? -No. 440 00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:54,841 Sometimes I listen to Bach, or Rachmaninoff... 441 00:29:57,432 --> 00:29:59,011 Do you have an iPod? 442 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,763 Because I'm going to buy you one. Immediately. Right now. 443 00:30:02,897 --> 00:30:05,019 I'm going to buy you an iPod. 444 00:30:07,026 --> 00:30:08,484 Until then... 445 00:30:12,615 --> 00:30:14,193 What is this? 446 00:30:14,325 --> 00:30:18,369 My Bedazzler. Doesn't Camille look pretty? 447 00:30:18,496 --> 00:30:19,694 A Bedazzler? 448 00:30:21,915 --> 00:30:26,958 And that's why I use tuna for protein and flavour. 449 00:30:28,047 --> 00:30:31,048 -Gross. -Little liquid chickens. 450 00:30:35,222 --> 00:30:37,261 Yeah, that's my favourite. 451 00:30:37,932 --> 00:30:39,343 Joe's juice. 452 00:30:41,853 --> 00:30:43,311 Okay. That's enough. 453 00:30:43,896 --> 00:30:44,892 I'm gonna need you to drink up. 454 00:30:45,022 --> 00:30:48,309 You'll be running the 40 in under 4.5 in no time. 455 00:30:50,695 --> 00:30:53,103 That smells worse than school food. 456 00:30:53,239 --> 00:30:56,276 You know, speaking of school, why aren't you in it? 457 00:30:57,327 --> 00:31:00,494 -I'm on break. -Ln January? No you're not. 458 00:31:00,622 --> 00:31:05,035 Yes, I am. I go to a magnet school, so I have January off. 459 00:31:05,168 --> 00:31:06,828 Really? Well, guess what? I'm not on break. 460 00:31:06,962 --> 00:31:09,203 As a matter of fact, I'm on the opposite of break. 461 00:31:09,339 --> 00:31:10,418 So I'm gonna need you to come over here, 462 00:31:10,548 --> 00:31:12,257 put some hustle in it, and drink your breakfast. 463 00:31:12,384 --> 00:31:13,759 -Peyton, stop messing around. -What? 464 00:31:13,886 --> 00:31:14,917 Peyton! 465 00:31:15,053 --> 00:31:16,049 No! 466 00:31:28,317 --> 00:31:29,313 Nice. 467 00:31:30,402 --> 00:31:31,980 That's real nice. 468 00:31:41,914 --> 00:31:45,994 -You know what a playbook is? -I'm guessing it's a book with plays? 469 00:31:48,003 --> 00:31:51,871 Oh, I get it. The Xs are for kisses and the Os for hugs. 470 00:31:52,008 --> 00:31:55,044 Wrong! The X's mean "stay out of these areas of the house." 471 00:31:55,177 --> 00:31:56,802 The O's mean "open access." 472 00:31:56,929 --> 00:31:59,965 For example, you want to go to the kitchen, straight buttonhook. 473 00:32:00,098 --> 00:32:02,886 But now you go to the kitchen, big X. 474 00:32:03,019 --> 00:32:05,142 Off limits. No access. 475 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:07,940 Can't go there, because you made a mess in the kitchen. 476 00:32:08,065 --> 00:32:09,310 Do you understand? 477 00:32:09,442 --> 00:32:11,849 No trick plays, no flea-flickers. Got it? 478 00:32:11,986 --> 00:32:13,645 Got it. No flea-flickers. 479 00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:16,491 This is your game plan. Learn it. Live it. Love it. 480 00:32:16,491 --> 00:32:16,573 This is your game plan. Learn it. Live it. Love it. 481 00:32:19,994 --> 00:32:22,366 That's it, boys. Practice is over. 482 00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:27,417 Pick a nanny, Joe. 483 00:32:29,087 --> 00:32:30,961 I'll take the one at... 484 00:32:31,422 --> 00:32:34,708 Don't you think you should ask some questions first? 485 00:32:35,176 --> 00:32:37,133 I've got great instincts. 486 00:32:38,722 --> 00:32:41,010 The one on the end, Stella. 487 00:32:41,141 --> 00:32:42,172 Edna. 488 00:32:46,479 --> 00:32:48,388 The other end, Stella. 489 00:32:50,441 --> 00:32:52,150 Blondie, you're up. 490 00:32:54,029 --> 00:32:55,902 Oh, no. No. 491 00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:01,903 The King picked me! 492 00:33:04,623 --> 00:33:08,206 We are going to be just like sisters! 493 00:33:08,710 --> 00:33:10,085 Oh, my goodness. 494 00:33:10,504 --> 00:33:11,499 You start tomorrow. 495 00:33:13,506 --> 00:33:16,425 Hey. You're going to the opening tonight, right? 496 00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:20,387 It's my restaurant. 497 00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:25,889 Well, what are you going to do with her? 498 00:33:30,649 --> 00:33:32,025 I don't know. 499 00:33:38,198 --> 00:33:40,772 Hi. Hello. 500 00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:47,248 Welcome, Mr Kingman. 501 00:33:48,751 --> 00:33:50,827 -The Maloofs! -About time, there, Joe. 502 00:33:50,961 --> 00:33:52,159 You made it. Have fun. 503 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:53,292 -Yeah. -Enjoy yourself. 504 00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:57,878 -Hey, Joe. -Hey, man. 505 00:33:58,010 --> 00:33:59,208 -How you doing? -Hey. 506 00:33:59,345 --> 00:34:01,468 -Jo Jo! -Hey, nice to see you. 507 00:34:02,223 --> 00:34:04,262 Hey, everything's on Joe tonight. 508 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:08,099 And that's exactly what I said. I told them. 509 00:34:08,229 --> 00:34:10,020 I said, "Listen, I'm the greatest." 510 00:34:11,524 --> 00:34:13,812 The purple or the yellow? 511 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:27,284 That's what I was thinking, too. 512 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,203 I'll be back. 513 00:34:38,593 --> 00:34:40,336 Water the lawn. Water the lawn. 514 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,637 Hey, great night, Mr Kingman. 515 00:34:42,764 --> 00:34:45,089 Indeed it was, Jay. Indeed it was. 516 00:34:45,225 --> 00:34:47,052 Hey, Joe! This way! 517 00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:50,471 Number one on the field and number one in your heart. 518 00:34:55,444 --> 00:34:59,276 I've got sunshine 519 00:34:59,406 --> 00:35:02,360 On a cloudy day 520 00:35:02,492 --> 00:35:03,488 Yes, I do. 521 00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:09,036 When it's cold outside 522 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:12,286 I've got the month of. May 523 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:18,413 I guess you'd say 524 00:35:19,302 --> 00:35:21,424 What can make me 525 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,546 feel this way 526 00:35:23,681 --> 00:35:24,676 My girl 527 00:35:24,807 --> 00:35:25,838 Joe? 528 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:27,637 My girl 529 00:35:27,768 --> 00:35:30,140 Talking about my girl 530 00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:32,264 My girl... Peyton! 531 00:35:38,070 --> 00:35:39,268 Joe? 532 00:35:40,114 --> 00:35:42,521 Joe. Joe, where are you? 533 00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:47,493 There you are. Joe, I thought you forgot about me. 534 00:35:47,622 --> 00:35:50,539 Peyton! Peyton! Peyton! 535 00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:52,160 -Hey, Joe, is that your daughter? -Peyton! 536 00:35:52,293 --> 00:35:54,036 Hey, Joe, you forget something? 537 00:35:54,169 --> 00:35:55,580 Father of the year! 538 00:36:00,301 --> 00:36:03,255 Yesterday, Fanny's Burgers agreed to hand out 539 00:36:03,387 --> 00:36:06,222 your action figure with every order of fries. 540 00:36:06,348 --> 00:36:08,223 But do you think they're going to want a spokesman 541 00:36:08,351 --> 00:36:11,435 who forgot his child in a bar? 542 00:36:12,355 --> 00:36:16,187 My mom says that Fanny's makes kids fat and gives them gas. 543 00:36:16,901 --> 00:36:21,777 Well, your daddy's agent says Fanny's makes him fat with cash. 544 00:36:22,699 --> 00:36:25,902 Now, I have to put together a press conference, do some cleanup. 545 00:36:26,036 --> 00:36:29,155 I'm the janitor, Joe's the mop, and Peyton's the mess. 546 00:36:34,127 --> 00:36:35,159 What? 547 00:36:36,922 --> 00:36:39,294 -Something funny, Larry? -Just a little throat tickle, sir. 548 00:36:39,424 --> 00:36:41,167 Well, get it fixed. 549 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:43,258 Right here. Chop-chop. 550 00:36:46,306 --> 00:36:48,216 You got a station wagon, Stella? 551 00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:50,259 No, you did. 552 00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:54,643 Say "bye-bye" to being the Big Bad Dad of Boston. 553 00:37:01,405 --> 00:37:02,567 Oh, no. 554 00:37:03,866 --> 00:37:05,146 Oh, yes. 555 00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:11,454 You want me to sign that? 556 00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:17,748 Peyton, sweetie, be a good girl and cooperate with your daddy 557 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,628 and Auntie Stella will get you a nice new BlackBerry with a Bluetooth. 558 00:37:25,179 --> 00:37:27,966 And an upgrade on your next international flight. 559 00:37:28,098 --> 00:37:29,130 I'm eight. 560 00:37:29,808 --> 00:37:31,718 Listen, Bratty McPain-in-the-Butt, 561 00:37:31,852 --> 00:37:35,138 you will do whatever it takes to help your father. 562 00:37:37,525 --> 00:37:39,399 I'll pay for the therapy. 563 00:37:39,527 --> 00:37:42,943 Listen, Peyton, what Stella's trying to say here is 564 00:37:43,072 --> 00:37:44,483 this right now is crunch time. 565 00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:46,323 So, if something's bothering you, then all you got to do... 566 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:49,072 Let's keep it bottled up until after the playoffs. 567 00:37:49,204 --> 00:37:50,235 Fine. 568 00:37:51,789 --> 00:37:53,367 On one condition. 569 00:37:54,292 --> 00:37:55,490 No nanny. 570 00:37:56,627 --> 00:37:57,908 No way. 571 00:38:03,176 --> 00:38:04,551 Hey... 572 00:38:04,677 --> 00:38:08,675 -Let's go. Come on. -I'm feeling a little dizzy, Joe. 573 00:38:09,223 --> 00:38:10,931 Everything's all... 574 00:38:12,811 --> 00:38:14,353 -Dizzy? -I think it might be 575 00:38:14,479 --> 00:38:18,856 from that funny yellow soft drink Joe gave me last night. 576 00:38:18,983 --> 00:38:21,190 What was it called again? 577 00:38:22,695 --> 00:38:24,356 Margarita? 578 00:38:24,823 --> 00:38:26,198 -You wouldn't. -You wouldn't. 579 00:38:26,325 --> 00:38:27,984 Try me. 580 00:38:30,203 --> 00:38:32,694 Good morning, Joe. I'm ready to start! 581 00:38:32,831 --> 00:38:34,538 Hey, Cindy! 582 00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:37,210 You're fired. 583 00:38:38,796 --> 00:38:39,875 Bye. 584 00:38:42,132 --> 00:38:43,543 Joe! Joe! 585 00:38:43,758 --> 00:38:45,217 Hey, Joe, how can you remember the plays 586 00:38:45,343 --> 00:38:46,837 when you can't remember you have a daughter? 587 00:38:46,970 --> 00:38:51,015 Joe, what is an 8-year-old girl doing in a nightclub at 3:00 in the morning? 588 00:38:51,934 --> 00:38:53,891 Thank you. Thank you guys so much for coming out. 589 00:38:54,019 --> 00:38:55,347 Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, 590 00:38:55,479 --> 00:38:56,558 thank you so much for coming. 591 00:38:56,688 --> 00:38:58,930 Great questions, by the way. Thank you. 592 00:39:00,192 --> 00:39:04,605 As you all know by now, I've recently learned I'm a father. 593 00:39:05,531 --> 00:39:08,734 And clearly, I'm still getting the hang of. things. 594 00:39:10,661 --> 00:39:12,368 That's not an excuse, Joe. 595 00:39:14,165 --> 00:39:18,827 But you better believe that Peyton's nightclub evenings are behind her. 596 00:39:18,961 --> 00:39:22,959 Because from now on, we're both going to be going to sleep early, right? 597 00:39:24,133 --> 00:39:26,803 Now, who's number one on the field and number one in your heart? 598 00:39:33,225 --> 00:39:34,423 Let's go. 599 00:39:35,728 --> 00:39:37,601 Can I say something, please? 600 00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:38,893 No. Let's go. 601 00:39:41,943 --> 00:39:44,268 Hi, everybody, I'm Peyton, 602 00:39:44,403 --> 00:39:47,523 the one who'll be going to bed early from now on. 603 00:39:52,954 --> 00:39:56,702 My dad didn't have much of. a heads-up on this whole father thing 604 00:39:56,833 --> 00:40:00,581 and he is still getting the hang of. things. 605 00:40:00,711 --> 00:40:03,962 But it's like everything else in his life. 606 00:40:04,091 --> 00:40:05,798 He never says "no. " 607 00:40:06,218 --> 00:40:09,503 I mean, he's teaching me that you can do anything 608 00:40:09,637 --> 00:40:13,338 if. you've got motivation and determination. 609 00:40:14,851 --> 00:40:17,224 And the place where that starts 610 00:40:19,106 --> 00:40:22,439 is right here, in the heart. 611 00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:26,434 You're the world's greatest father. 612 00:40:29,950 --> 00:40:31,325 That was good. 613 00:40:31,743 --> 00:40:35,194 -That was really good. -It's going to cost you. 614 00:40:41,712 --> 00:40:45,295 ...two, three, four, grand pli�... 615 00:40:45,424 --> 00:40:47,381 There you go, there you go. 616 00:40:48,385 --> 00:40:49,499 And... 617 00:40:50,303 --> 00:40:52,795 Come on, this isn't a sport. 618 00:40:52,932 --> 00:40:55,220 Football. Football's a sport. 619 00:40:55,351 --> 00:40:57,889 Excuse me. Hi. Can I help you? 620 00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,847 Hello. This is Peyton. 621 00:41:00,606 --> 00:41:03,725 -Hi. -And she's here for this. 622 00:41:04,401 --> 00:41:06,560 So, I guess I'll be back in a couple of hours. Bye. 623 00:41:06,696 --> 00:41:08,653 Well, class started 15 minutes ago, 624 00:41:08,781 --> 00:41:10,773 and we don't accept students without an audition 625 00:41:10,908 --> 00:41:13,862 and that happened last month, so I'm really sorry. 626 00:41:15,621 --> 00:41:18,243 I'm sure maybe we can work something out? 627 00:41:18,374 --> 00:41:20,699 Money's no object, as you probably know. 628 00:41:21,586 --> 00:41:25,369 Okay, the thing is that this is a professional school, and... 629 00:41:27,925 --> 00:41:29,384 -That's very nice. -Thank you. 630 00:41:29,511 --> 00:41:31,088 Go change, go on, go change. 631 00:41:31,221 --> 00:41:33,130 Let me see how she does today. Okay? 632 00:41:33,264 --> 00:41:34,592 All right. 633 00:41:46,110 --> 00:41:48,352 Maybe I'll... I'll try and... We'll get somebody... 634 00:41:48,488 --> 00:41:50,813 The moms sit over there. 635 00:41:51,991 --> 00:41:54,115 Excuse me. Thank you. 636 00:42:02,126 --> 00:42:05,460 And one, two, three, very long... 637 00:42:06,005 --> 00:42:07,465 Come on, come on. 638 00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:11,968 And one, two, three, four. 639 00:42:12,095 --> 00:42:14,800 Open up, like a princess, chin up. 640 00:42:14,931 --> 00:42:16,176 Thank you. 641 00:42:16,307 --> 00:42:18,764 Beautiful class, everybody. Beautiful. 642 00:42:18,894 --> 00:42:23,639 Peyton, come here. Can I tell you that that was so, so good. 643 00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:24,805 Thank you. 644 00:42:24,941 --> 00:42:26,981 Our next big performance is in three weeks. 645 00:42:27,110 --> 00:42:31,109 But if you promise me that you're going to work extra, extra, super, super, hard, 646 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,568 we'd love to have you. 647 00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:36,649 -I'll come every single day. -All day, every day. 648 00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:39,788 Well, it is a ballet school, not a childcare facility. 649 00:42:39,915 --> 00:42:41,706 And when we make a commitment to a student, 650 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:44,206 we ask that the parents make a commitment to the school. 651 00:42:44,337 --> 00:42:45,332 Can you do that? 652 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:48,333 Well, I think you can make a little exception for me. 653 00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:51,252 -And why is that? -You don't know who I am? 654 00:42:52,386 --> 00:42:53,417 No. 655 00:42:54,137 --> 00:42:58,183 I'm Joe Kingman, baby! The quarterback of the Boston Rebels. 656 00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,507 Number one on that field 657 00:42:59,644 --> 00:43:03,226 and number one in your pretty little heart. 658 00:43:03,355 --> 00:43:05,680 "The King of the Gridiron." 659 00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:07,690 "Never-Say-No Joe?" 660 00:43:10,196 --> 00:43:12,354 No? Nothing? 661 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,314 Odd. 662 00:43:15,451 --> 00:43:18,784 -Well, don't you know who I am? -No. 663 00:43:18,912 --> 00:43:22,199 I'm Monique Vasquez, the lady with the ballet school, 664 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,705 the one that doesn't accept any new students full-time 665 00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:28,880 unless she knows for a fact that the parents are going to help out. 666 00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:33,709 That's fine. Fine. I promise. Whatever. Let's go. 667 00:43:34,888 --> 00:43:36,382 Who doesn't know who Joe Kingman is? 668 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,673 She must be living under a rock. 669 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:40,130 -Raef. will take it this time. -He shoots! Come on! 670 00:43:40,268 --> 00:43:41,264 -Got it. -Yeah! 671 00:43:41,394 --> 00:43:43,552 I didn't see what happened to Paul Pierce. 672 00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:44,719 We'll be right back 673 00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:45,852 -after a word from our... -Let's go, Paul! 674 00:43:45,982 --> 00:43:47,939 I can't believe they came from 10 down. 675 00:43:48,068 --> 00:43:51,437 Hey, keep this clean. Use the napkins. 676 00:43:51,571 --> 00:43:54,062 Don't look at me like that. Use a napkin. 677 00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:57,449 Yeah, you tell him. You tell him, Spike. Mean old Daddy. 678 00:43:57,578 --> 00:43:59,202 Let's get Webber. 679 00:44:06,169 --> 00:44:09,586 Webber, you want a soda? 680 00:44:10,632 --> 00:44:12,292 Yeah. Yeah, thanks. 681 00:44:21,142 --> 00:44:23,681 -That's refreshing. -Good one. 682 00:44:23,812 --> 00:44:25,271 What's up, Joe? 683 00:44:25,397 --> 00:44:27,437 I don't know, Coop. What do you think? That's a $40,000 couch. 684 00:44:27,566 --> 00:44:29,558 I asked you to be careful! 685 00:44:29,693 --> 00:44:33,109 -Which bathroom should I use? -The one off the trophy room. 686 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:35,236 Come on, Pierce! 687 00:44:35,366 --> 00:44:37,489 Paul Pierce comes down with the board. 688 00:44:37,618 --> 00:44:39,990 The man's a beast. You saw that, Joe. You saw that. 689 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,780 That's why the Celtics are my team for life. 690 00:44:41,914 --> 00:44:43,242 Celtics got this one locked up. 691 00:44:43,373 --> 00:44:44,784 Hold on, hold on... 692 00:44:48,171 --> 00:44:51,171 Wait a second. Wait a minute. Little bit more. 693 00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:57,258 Stop growling. Hold on. One, two, three. 694 00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:05,061 What did I do? 695 00:45:05,187 --> 00:45:06,598 Let's go, Paul Pierce. Time to come through. 696 00:45:06,731 --> 00:45:09,815 -Okay, here we go, baby. Here we go. -Three seconds left. 697 00:45:11,611 --> 00:45:13,853 Welcome to the Magical World of. Ponies. 698 00:45:13,988 --> 00:45:15,186 What happened? 699 00:45:17,992 --> 00:45:19,570 Get it back! Get it back! Get the game back! 700 00:45:19,702 --> 00:45:20,817 Get the mechanicals! 701 00:45:20,953 --> 00:45:23,159 The mechanicals. The mechanicals, Joe! 702 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,083 -What are you doing? -I'm trying! I'm trying! 703 00:45:29,212 --> 00:45:30,836 It's right there. See? 704 00:45:30,964 --> 00:45:32,374 Unbelievable! 705 00:45:33,216 --> 00:45:34,840 We missed it! 706 00:45:34,967 --> 00:45:37,293 -You gotta celebrate. -Peyton. 707 00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:43,010 What did I do? 708 00:45:43,143 --> 00:45:46,060 Thanks, Joe. Let's go, guys. 709 00:45:46,187 --> 00:45:48,346 Wait. Where are you going? 710 00:45:49,107 --> 00:45:51,598 You don't have to leave. Where are you guys going? 711 00:45:51,735 --> 00:45:53,359 -I got to get home to... -Where? 712 00:45:53,487 --> 00:45:54,404 Nothing. 713 00:45:54,404 --> 00:45:54,486 Nothing. 714 00:45:57,615 --> 00:45:59,608 What did I tell you about touching the remote? 715 00:45:59,742 --> 00:46:01,866 Bath. Bed. Now. 716 00:46:02,037 --> 00:46:05,287 Just got to add a little bit of bubble bath. 717 00:46:05,582 --> 00:46:08,583 Not too much. That's good. 718 00:46:10,211 --> 00:46:11,456 Perfect. 719 00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:16,250 This could take a while. 720 00:46:24,392 --> 00:46:27,228 But what really sets this future Hall of Famer apart... 721 00:46:27,355 --> 00:46:28,932 Passion for the game. 722 00:46:29,064 --> 00:46:32,516 Spike, you know the rule, no barking when I'm on TV! 723 00:46:32,651 --> 00:46:33,814 Spike! 724 00:46:34,945 --> 00:46:36,060 Spike? 725 00:46:36,947 --> 00:46:38,442 What happened? 726 00:46:39,951 --> 00:46:40,946 Spike. 727 00:46:41,952 --> 00:46:43,115 Peyton? 728 00:46:43,704 --> 00:46:45,246 Peyton! Peyton! 729 00:46:49,042 --> 00:46:50,039 Peyton! 730 00:47:15,987 --> 00:47:17,980 I'm not going to yell. 731 00:47:18,114 --> 00:47:20,190 We're going to have a very calm 732 00:47:21,826 --> 00:47:23,865 and rational discussion 733 00:47:25,037 --> 00:47:26,781 about all... 734 00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:36,370 You Bedazzled my football. 735 00:47:53,525 --> 00:47:56,147 You guys comfortable? My pillow. 736 00:48:01,575 --> 00:48:04,149 King on the couch! 737 00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:11,536 This is ridiculous. 738 00:48:15,922 --> 00:48:17,667 Never 739 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,294 say... 740 00:48:20,553 --> 00:48:22,296 No! No! 741 00:48:22,429 --> 00:48:24,007 I have to warm up. 742 00:48:25,474 --> 00:48:27,597 I have to practice. 743 00:48:31,355 --> 00:48:33,811 I have a playoff game this weekend. 744 00:48:33,941 --> 00:48:36,479 Do you... Do you know what that means? 745 00:48:37,903 --> 00:48:41,818 My guess is that it means you have a playoff game this weekend. 746 00:48:42,784 --> 00:48:47,695 My dog, my bed, my car, my TV, my stereo... 747 00:48:47,830 --> 00:48:49,454 Is nothing sacred? 748 00:48:52,710 --> 00:48:55,498 My towel! My towel. 749 00:48:56,172 --> 00:48:58,710 This is all mine! It's all me! 750 00:48:58,841 --> 00:49:01,925 It's all mine! This is all me! This is my towel. 751 00:49:02,178 --> 00:49:04,929 Hi, everybody, I'm Marv Albert, along with Boomer Esiason. 752 00:49:05,055 --> 00:49:08,721 We're here in the Mile High City where Denver hosts Boston 753 00:49:08,852 --> 00:49:11,010 in the first round of the playoffs. 754 00:49:11,145 --> 00:49:13,055 In what should be a tremendous showdown. 755 00:49:13,189 --> 00:49:15,431 We have a rematch of last year's Conference Final 756 00:49:15,566 --> 00:49:19,018 in which Denver narrowly escaped with a 34-30 victory. 757 00:49:19,154 --> 00:49:21,692 He has the tight end screen, he side-arms it. 758 00:49:21,823 --> 00:49:23,614 The catch made by Cooper. 759 00:49:23,742 --> 00:49:26,363 Cooper on the run, picks up a blocker. 760 00:49:27,745 --> 00:49:29,868 And now, directing traffic... 761 00:49:29,997 --> 00:49:32,750 Nice cut. Cooper down the sideline! 762 00:49:33,001 --> 00:49:34,875 And he's bounced out of. bounds! 763 00:49:35,003 --> 00:49:36,746 Yeah! I did it again! 764 00:49:37,172 --> 00:49:39,045 Oh, our boy looks great today. 765 00:49:39,507 --> 00:49:41,381 He's going to look even greater lounging poolside 766 00:49:41,509 --> 00:49:42,624 at the new Blake resort. 767 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,095 Let's just see how many Fanny's kiddie meals he sells first. 768 00:49:46,682 --> 00:49:47,844 Fanny. 769 00:49:51,061 --> 00:49:53,765 Do you work at Fanny's Burgers? 770 00:49:53,897 --> 00:49:56,270 I own Fanny's Burgers, honey. 771 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,357 My mom says... 772 00:49:59,862 --> 00:50:05,982 I mean, my dad says your chilli cheese fries rock. 773 00:50:06,118 --> 00:50:09,368 Yeah, they do! They rock. Come on! Kick it! 774 00:50:11,332 --> 00:50:13,324 Kingman out of. the gun, takes a look. 775 00:50:13,459 --> 00:50:17,207 He has Sanders wide open. He's not going that way. 776 00:50:17,337 --> 00:50:20,588 Marv, I've never seen a quarterback who doesn't trust his wide receivers 777 00:50:20,716 --> 00:50:22,092 with a game on the line like this. 778 00:50:22,218 --> 00:50:24,127 Touchdown! It's all over! 779 00:50:24,261 --> 00:50:26,420 Boston has defeated Denver. 780 00:50:26,555 --> 00:50:28,299 All on the legs of. Joe Kingman, 781 00:50:28,432 --> 00:50:31,349 Boston advances to next week's divisional playoffs 782 00:50:31,477 --> 00:50:32,509 for the second year in a row. 783 00:50:32,645 --> 00:50:35,480 Now, will this be the year the King takes them all the way? 784 00:50:46,826 --> 00:50:49,151 Peyton, are you okay? Why are you still here? 785 00:50:49,287 --> 00:50:52,371 I guess Joe's running a little bit late from practice. 786 00:50:52,498 --> 00:50:54,906 What, two hours late? That's unacceptable. 787 00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:56,584 Come on, sweetie. Let's go. 788 00:50:57,462 --> 00:50:58,837 Hey, King. 789 00:50:58,964 --> 00:51:00,506 No, I'm the king. You're the king. 790 00:51:00,632 --> 00:51:02,589 Don't do it, Elvis! Don't jump. 791 00:51:04,177 --> 00:51:05,587 Mr Kingman? 792 00:51:07,013 --> 00:51:08,555 Oh, no. Peyton. 793 00:51:09,975 --> 00:51:10,971 Hey. 794 00:51:11,101 --> 00:51:15,015 Yeah, I guess practice ran a little longer than expected. Thanks, Bo. 795 00:51:15,146 --> 00:51:17,222 -Mr Kingman, we need to talk about... -You know what? 796 00:51:17,357 --> 00:51:20,061 Why don't you just call me Joe? 797 00:51:21,653 --> 00:51:22,934 Stop it. Stop it. 798 00:51:23,071 --> 00:51:26,072 Mr Kingman, I informed you from the start 799 00:51:26,199 --> 00:51:28,524 that we are a ballet school, not a daycare centre. 800 00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:30,866 Yeah! I got that. Mental note. 801 00:51:30,995 --> 00:51:34,864 I'm glad you told me. Now I know. Ballet school, not a daycare facility. 802 00:51:35,542 --> 00:51:37,036 Sure, let me hook you up for your time, though. 803 00:51:37,169 --> 00:51:41,083 Peyton, go grab a hundo out of my bag. It's in my wallet, around the corner. 804 00:51:42,757 --> 00:51:44,501 I just knew you were one of those parents. 805 00:51:44,634 --> 00:51:45,630 One of what parents? 806 00:51:48,430 --> 00:51:52,891 The kind who thinks that his life is more important than anybody else's. 807 00:51:53,018 --> 00:51:55,556 Look, lady. I don't know what kind of parent I am. 808 00:51:55,687 --> 00:51:57,478 All I know is I have an entire team... 809 00:51:57,606 --> 00:52:00,810 Scratch that, an entire city depending on me. 810 00:52:00,943 --> 00:52:03,185 Yeah, you also have a daughter depending on you 811 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,985 not to only take care of her, but to care about her. Okay? 812 00:52:07,116 --> 00:52:09,488 -Listen, I care about Peyton. -Then prove it! 813 00:52:09,618 --> 00:52:12,074 -I got it. -Hey, sweetie! 814 00:52:12,205 --> 00:52:13,829 Your father here was telling me how excited he is 815 00:52:13,956 --> 00:52:17,407 to finally fulfill the commitment he made to support the school. 816 00:52:17,543 --> 00:52:20,294 And guess what? I've got the perfect job for him. 817 00:52:20,421 --> 00:52:21,500 Cool. 818 00:52:21,630 --> 00:52:25,759 No, no, no. Absolutely not. You're completely insane. 819 00:52:25,885 --> 00:52:28,839 You're a freakishly large man 820 00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:32,305 and you're telling me you're incapable of playing a tree? Come on. 821 00:52:32,433 --> 00:52:34,924 No, what I'm telling you is I am a serious athlete. 822 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:36,555 Not a ballerina. 823 00:52:36,938 --> 00:52:39,096 You do me a favour, mamita? Can you please hold this for me? 824 00:52:39,232 --> 00:52:40,263 Thank you so much. 825 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,484 Trust me, no one is ever going to confuse you with a ballerina, okay? 826 00:52:43,611 --> 00:52:46,280 And now, I need you to be an enchanted tree... 827 00:52:46,405 --> 00:52:48,233 I'm not going to be an enchanted tree. I'm a quarterback! 828 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,110 I'm the only one that talks. 829 00:53:16,603 --> 00:53:17,634 Up! 830 00:53:24,527 --> 00:53:27,814 ...around and... Oh, my God, no, no... Please, come over here. 831 00:53:27,948 --> 00:53:29,442 Wasn't so bad. 832 00:53:30,367 --> 00:53:32,828 We're just warming up, so come on. 833 00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:51,214 Hey, so what were you saying about ballet not being a real sport? 834 00:53:54,850 --> 00:53:56,843 It wasn't... It wasn't so bad. 835 00:53:58,061 --> 00:54:00,387 You see, ballerinas can leap as high as you can, 836 00:54:00,522 --> 00:54:02,979 but when they go down, they go down in pli�. 837 00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:05,185 And they hold and hold. 838 00:54:05,319 --> 00:54:09,020 And then they go en pointe for hours and hours. 839 00:54:09,156 --> 00:54:12,691 So, if ballet were easy, they'd call it football. 840 00:54:15,288 --> 00:54:17,743 Yeah. Right. 841 00:54:17,874 --> 00:54:19,202 Yeah, right. 842 00:54:20,251 --> 00:54:21,745 Listen, Mr Kingman, 843 00:54:21,877 --> 00:54:24,582 your daughter has all the makings to be a professional dancer. 844 00:54:24,713 --> 00:54:27,668 She has passion, talent, discipline. 845 00:54:30,386 --> 00:54:33,423 I guess she inherited more than just your charm. 846 00:54:38,102 --> 00:54:39,383 You see? 847 00:54:41,523 --> 00:54:43,108 Let's try that one again. 848 00:54:43,108 --> 00:54:43,225 Let's try that one again. 849 00:54:49,447 --> 00:54:51,820 Where were you last night? You missed a great fight. 850 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:53,361 Hey, man, you look like you were in a fight. 851 00:54:53,493 --> 00:54:55,533 I was doing some stuff. 852 00:54:55,954 --> 00:54:58,409 Well, you could've called. You never call any more. 853 00:54:58,540 --> 00:55:00,746 Dude, stop being such a chick. 854 00:55:02,919 --> 00:55:04,746 Never thought someone so little could be so much work, huh? 855 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,086 You don't know the half of it. 856 00:55:15,348 --> 00:55:16,973 -Hello? -Hi! 857 00:55:17,643 --> 00:55:21,261 Listen, I finally got to a phone. I want you to tell me everything. 858 00:55:21,772 --> 00:55:23,017 I don't know where to start. 859 00:55:23,148 --> 00:55:25,140 How about those pictures you promised me? 860 00:55:25,275 --> 00:55:26,983 E-mail me right now. 861 00:55:27,110 --> 00:55:28,189 I have to see you. 862 00:55:28,319 --> 00:55:29,601 Okay, hold on. 863 00:55:33,492 --> 00:55:35,116 I just sent them. 864 00:55:35,536 --> 00:55:36,780 You're breaking up. I love you. 865 00:55:36,912 --> 00:55:39,485 Wait, wait. No, no, Peyton! Honey... 866 00:55:40,498 --> 00:55:42,124 I love you, too. 867 00:55:46,422 --> 00:55:48,580 We need to talk. Follow me. 868 00:55:53,930 --> 00:55:55,638 I need my bed back. 869 00:56:00,352 --> 00:56:04,729 Wow! That is awesome! I love it! 870 00:56:05,942 --> 00:56:10,070 Love it. I love this room. This is awesome. 871 00:56:13,949 --> 00:56:15,444 It's beautiful. 872 00:56:16,660 --> 00:56:18,820 -Thanks, Joe. -You're welcome. 873 00:56:20,373 --> 00:56:25,118 Look, P, you know the whole "playbook for the house" thing? 874 00:56:25,253 --> 00:56:27,494 No more buttonhooks in the kitchen. 875 00:56:27,630 --> 00:56:29,338 Right. No more buttonhooks. 876 00:56:29,465 --> 00:56:32,087 You see, the quarterback is supposed to know the playbook 877 00:56:32,218 --> 00:56:33,761 better than anybody. 878 00:56:34,888 --> 00:56:38,967 But you and l, you've been playing kid your entire life. 879 00:56:39,767 --> 00:56:42,603 I just joined the dad team, and I'm still learning all these plays. 880 00:56:42,729 --> 00:56:44,058 No kidding. 881 00:56:45,023 --> 00:56:46,814 All right. 882 00:56:46,942 --> 00:56:49,611 Listen, sometimes a quarterback has got to think on his feet 883 00:56:49,736 --> 00:56:52,274 and call an audible, okay? And... 884 00:56:54,365 --> 00:56:55,825 Here, this. 885 00:56:57,744 --> 00:57:00,780 When the linebackers are creeping up to blitz 886 00:57:00,914 --> 00:57:02,373 and all of a sudden you've got to call an audible 887 00:57:02,499 --> 00:57:05,334 to change the play, and you go around and you score! 888 00:57:05,710 --> 00:57:07,121 He scores. 889 00:57:11,133 --> 00:57:14,584 All right, it's kind of like, just like in life. 890 00:57:15,303 --> 00:57:18,008 Sometimes things get thrown at you unexpectedly. 891 00:57:18,264 --> 00:57:20,424 Then you got to call an audible. 892 00:57:21,477 --> 00:57:23,516 You got to learn on the go. 893 00:57:25,063 --> 00:57:28,100 -Just like us. Okay? -Okay. 894 00:57:32,822 --> 00:57:35,776 Number one on the field, and number one in your heart. 895 00:57:35,908 --> 00:57:38,315 -Now, number one on your toothbrush. -That's funny. 896 00:57:38,452 --> 00:57:40,279 My teeth are really white. 897 00:57:41,497 --> 00:57:42,576 Ding! 898 00:57:42,706 --> 00:57:44,166 That's ridiculous. 899 00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:46,582 No, that's not. That's awesome. 900 00:57:51,507 --> 00:57:53,298 -Joe? -Yeah? 901 00:57:55,344 --> 00:57:58,511 What's the best thing that's ever happened to you? 902 00:58:03,185 --> 00:58:04,265 Well, l... 903 00:58:04,812 --> 00:58:07,101 You have one incoming message. 904 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,600 Hold that question, all right? 905 00:58:12,779 --> 00:58:15,186 This is the King. Do your thing. 906 00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:19,985 Hey, baby, it's Tatianna. I'm in Boston. I be there 6:00. 907 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,360 Tatianna! 908 00:58:24,624 --> 00:58:28,408 Tatianna's coming at 6:00. I got plenty of time! It's 5:45! 909 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,295 Who's Tatianna? 910 00:58:32,048 --> 00:58:33,709 I got 15 minutes. 911 00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:38,174 -Who's Tatianna? -5:45. 5:45. 5:45. 912 00:58:38,305 --> 00:58:41,175 Listen, she's a friend. I'm gonna need you to clean up all this. 913 00:58:41,307 --> 00:58:45,175 Take all this, take it down, and... Hide it in your room. 914 00:58:45,311 --> 00:58:46,343 And you go, too. 915 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,315 And you play hide-and-seek with that, and just make sure they're all gone. 916 00:58:57,866 --> 00:58:59,989 Is Tatianna your girlfriend? 917 00:59:02,871 --> 00:59:04,282 Do you mind? 918 00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:17,171 No, no, no, no, maybe, yes. 919 00:59:21,098 --> 00:59:26,437 Hi, you must be Melanie. Joe has told me so much about you! 920 00:59:26,562 --> 00:59:30,310 -I'm Tatianna. What are you? -Peyton. Joe's daughter. 921 00:59:31,024 --> 00:59:32,305 Joe's daughter? 922 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,611 -How old are you anyway, four? -How old are you, 40? 923 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:40,737 -I'm 21. -Are you Joe's long-lost daughter, too? 924 00:59:40,868 --> 00:59:41,864 Joe! 925 00:59:42,828 --> 00:59:45,995 Bonsoir, Tatianna. Baby, welcome back! 926 00:59:46,123 --> 00:59:49,575 You look tr�s... Gorgeous! 927 00:59:50,211 --> 00:59:53,378 -I know. -I see you've already met... 928 00:59:56,383 --> 00:59:57,415 Peyton. 929 00:59:57,551 --> 01:00:00,553 Peyton, yes. I don't know what she's told you. 930 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,838 'Cause she has such a wild imagination. 931 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:06,343 Either way, we have a lot to discuss over dinner. 932 01:00:06,477 --> 01:00:07,722 Where are we eating? 933 01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:11,898 You are going to eat over at the Jensens', across the hall. 934 01:00:12,024 --> 01:00:15,358 It's just like a restaurant over there. Only not so much. 935 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,152 We going to miss you at dinner tonight. 936 01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:26,362 It was a shock at first, but nothing's changed. 937 01:00:26,498 --> 01:00:28,158 Nothing's changed. 938 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:32,829 Is your coat Bedazzled? 939 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,543 Peyton. 940 01:00:36,674 --> 01:00:38,086 Wait a minute. 941 01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:41,804 I'm still Joe. 942 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:45,969 Still the king. 943 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:48,426 You drive station wagon. 944 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:53,191 What? A station wagon? That's not my car. 945 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:56,317 Somebody's fired. I'm Joe Kingman and somebody's fired. 946 01:00:59,864 --> 01:01:02,356 -Mr Kingman, wait! Mr Kingman. -What? 947 01:01:02,493 --> 01:01:05,909 I'm sorry, but I guess Peyton's allergic to our dog. 948 01:01:06,038 --> 01:01:09,656 Oh, she's allergic to the dog. She's allergic to the dog. 949 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:12,365 Oh, really? Well you're not allergic to Spike. 950 01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:15,331 Excuse me. 951 01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:20,791 -Bed. Now. -I'm not even tired. 952 01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:23,929 -Well, I am. Go to bed. -To think you walked out on my mom 953 01:01:24,056 --> 01:01:26,595 just to hang around with the sorry likes of that. 954 01:01:26,726 --> 01:01:28,469 What did you just say? 955 01:01:28,603 --> 01:01:30,476 -To think you walked out... -I didn't walk out on your mom. 956 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:32,099 She walked out on me. 957 01:01:32,231 --> 01:01:33,642 Oh, really? 958 01:01:33,774 --> 01:01:36,894 Because she said you were self-centered. And selfish. 959 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,899 And that everything always had to be about you. 960 01:01:40,031 --> 01:01:41,691 She said your head was so swollen, 961 01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:45,240 she was surprised they made a helmet big enough to fit. 962 01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:47,992 -She said that? -And more. 963 01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:52,116 You know, it's all coming back to me. 964 01:01:52,919 --> 01:01:55,077 Of course. Everything. 965 01:01:55,213 --> 01:01:58,664 All the talking and the arguing and the complaining. 966 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,469 And you know what? You're just like her! 967 01:02:01,594 --> 01:02:02,673 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah! 968 01:02:02,803 --> 01:02:04,548 You think you're right about everything! 969 01:02:04,681 --> 01:02:07,136 -Just like her! -What else? 970 01:02:07,267 --> 01:02:10,517 You scrunch your nose when you get angry just like her! 971 01:02:10,645 --> 01:02:11,759 Keep it coming. 972 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:15,729 You're always working on me with those big brown eyes... 973 01:02:15,859 --> 01:02:18,528 Well, I actually like that, it's really cute. 974 01:02:18,653 --> 01:02:21,405 But it doesn't matter, because it's just like her! 975 01:02:21,531 --> 01:02:22,562 Is that all you got? 976 01:02:22,699 --> 01:02:24,490 And then you get inside people's minds, 977 01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:26,409 and you drive them crazy! 978 01:02:26,536 --> 01:02:27,650 Just like her! 979 01:02:27,787 --> 01:02:32,746 Well, at least I got a mind, because if I didn't, I'd be just like you! 980 01:02:32,876 --> 01:02:37,087 Well, I'm lucky, because as far as I'm concerned, you are nothing like me! 981 01:02:37,213 --> 01:02:41,461 -Good! Because I am sick of it here. -What do you want from me? 982 01:02:44,138 --> 01:02:47,637 Don't turn your back on me, little lady. Tell me what you want! 983 01:02:47,766 --> 01:02:48,964 My mom! 984 01:03:09,663 --> 01:03:11,455 Hey, open the door. 985 01:03:21,842 --> 01:03:23,799 Thanks a lot, Spike. 986 01:03:23,928 --> 01:03:25,126 Traitor. 987 01:03:34,021 --> 01:03:35,136 Any advice? 988 01:03:36,857 --> 01:03:40,902 Are you lonesome tonight 989 01:03:41,987 --> 01:03:45,571 Do you miss me tonight 990 01:03:46,409 --> 01:03:53,158 Are you sorry we drifted apart 991 01:03:55,293 --> 01:04:00,038 Does your memory stray 992 01:04:00,173 --> 01:04:04,170 To a bright sunny day 993 01:04:04,302 --> 01:04:06,674 When I kissed you 994 01:04:06,805 --> 01:04:11,467 and called you sweetheart 995 01:04:13,895 --> 01:04:18,806 I wonder why I am 996 01:04:18,941 --> 01:04:23,271 Singing this for 997 01:04:23,405 --> 01:04:27,817 When you will not even 998 01:04:28,827 --> 01:04:32,611 Open the door 999 01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,458 I don't want to see you. 1000 01:04:36,168 --> 01:04:39,252 Well, how about you open the door with your eyes closed? 1001 01:04:43,843 --> 01:04:45,716 See, that wasn't so bad. 1002 01:04:47,096 --> 01:04:51,010 Is your heart filled with pain 1003 01:04:51,850 --> 01:04:56,679 Shall I come back again 1004 01:04:56,814 --> 01:04:59,139 Tell me dear 1005 01:04:59,275 --> 01:05:03,853 Are you lonesome tonight 1006 01:05:06,782 --> 01:05:11,491 Won't you open your eyes 1007 01:05:11,621 --> 01:05:16,366 Give your dad a surprise 1008 01:05:17,334 --> 01:05:19,825 Tell me Peyton 1009 01:05:19,962 --> 01:05:26,131 Are you lonesome tonight 1010 01:05:28,137 --> 01:05:31,091 There they are. Big and brown. 1011 01:05:31,307 --> 01:05:33,799 Do I really have my mommy's eyes? 1012 01:05:34,644 --> 01:05:36,969 Yeah. You bet. 1013 01:05:37,105 --> 01:05:40,805 You also have her crazy long eyelashes, too. 1014 01:05:41,734 --> 01:05:45,649 And every time you bat those things, there's a huge hurricane in Hawaii. 1015 01:05:47,115 --> 01:05:50,318 See, look at that. Three houses just blew away on Oahu. 1016 01:05:50,452 --> 01:05:52,111 It's on the news. 1017 01:05:52,245 --> 01:05:56,029 My mom said she fell in love with you because of your guitar playing. 1018 01:05:56,165 --> 01:05:58,622 That you sounded just like Elvis. 1019 01:05:58,752 --> 01:06:01,457 -Well, what do you think? -I think she was tone-deaf 1020 01:06:01,588 --> 01:06:05,716 and you sound more like a wounded moose than the King. 1021 01:06:06,301 --> 01:06:07,878 A wounded moose? 1022 01:06:08,303 --> 01:06:09,465 Like... 1023 01:06:11,849 --> 01:06:12,963 Like that? 1024 01:06:14,226 --> 01:06:16,977 There's that smile I've been waiting for. 1025 01:06:18,021 --> 01:06:21,639 I would do anything to keep that beautiful smile on your face. 1026 01:06:23,110 --> 01:06:24,390 Anything? 1027 01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:28,441 Quiet! 1028 01:06:28,573 --> 01:06:30,732 Quiet! I said quiet! 1029 01:06:30,867 --> 01:06:31,982 Let's go! 1030 01:06:32,410 --> 01:06:35,282 Everybody, I need a tight formation, right now, in front. 1031 01:06:35,414 --> 01:06:37,703 Tight formation, everybody. Calling an audible. 1032 01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:39,292 Fifty-nine razor. What would... 1033 01:06:39,418 --> 01:06:42,288 I am serious! Everybody huddle up... 1034 01:06:43,297 --> 01:06:46,250 Little girls don't speak "football," Joe. 1035 01:06:46,383 --> 01:06:47,961 Hey, I didn't say break. 1036 01:06:48,094 --> 01:06:49,885 You call your dad Joe? 1037 01:06:50,721 --> 01:06:53,805 Come here. What am l, two feet tall? Peyton! 1038 01:06:55,601 --> 01:06:59,301 Watch out! Watch my legs, I got million-dollar legs. 1039 01:06:59,981 --> 01:07:01,605 What's that number? 1040 01:07:01,732 --> 01:07:03,559 Get out of here! You're in my way! 1041 01:07:03,693 --> 01:07:08,817 My legs! I got to play on Sunday. Hello? I need help. I need help! 1042 01:07:08,948 --> 01:07:13,278 Get off me! Everybody off... Me first! Me first! 1043 01:07:15,788 --> 01:07:18,872 -Excuse me. -I'm world-famous. I'm a celebrity. 1044 01:07:28,927 --> 01:07:31,548 Maybe a smidgen of the cream. 1045 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:36,549 Very good tea. Would you like a little bit of tea? 1046 01:07:45,318 --> 01:07:48,235 -Thank you for saving me. -You're welcome. 1047 01:07:49,281 --> 01:07:52,447 Totally out of my league. Only mothers can do this stuff. 1048 01:07:52,576 --> 01:07:53,690 Not necessarily. 1049 01:07:53,827 --> 01:07:56,911 I mean, it's true that mothers are definitely smarter 1050 01:07:57,038 --> 01:07:58,947 and kinder and funnier, 1051 01:07:59,082 --> 01:08:02,617 and for the most part better at everything. 1052 01:08:02,753 --> 01:08:03,867 But can I tell you something? 1053 01:08:04,004 --> 01:08:06,921 I wouldn't underestimate the power of the father. 1054 01:08:07,549 --> 01:08:09,921 -The power of the father. -Sure. 1055 01:08:10,051 --> 01:08:13,385 Dads are great for picking you up and dusting you off. 1056 01:08:13,513 --> 01:08:14,794 They give you the courage to do things 1057 01:08:14,932 --> 01:08:16,841 that you never thought you could. 1058 01:08:16,975 --> 01:08:19,762 My father took me to my first ballet class. 1059 01:08:21,563 --> 01:08:23,271 Lucky for us he did. 1060 01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:31,270 What? 1061 01:08:32,449 --> 01:08:33,730 Nothing. 1062 01:08:34,201 --> 01:08:35,944 Do we have any product for this? 1063 01:08:36,078 --> 01:08:38,949 My doll has hair plugs for some reason. 1064 01:08:39,081 --> 01:08:42,664 Joe, they've got Camille fingernail polish! 1065 01:08:42,793 --> 01:08:44,453 -No way. -Way! 1066 01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:49,542 Nice shade. What is that? Powder-puff pink? 1067 01:08:50,258 --> 01:08:52,881 I got a question. Do your toes match? 1068 01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:57,592 Hey. Hey, relax. Relax. Cut it out. He can't help it. 1069 01:08:58,726 --> 01:09:00,802 Somebody stole his man card. 1070 01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:05,477 All right, all right, all right, all right. Listen up. 1071 01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:09,653 Indianapolis claims that they're going to send us on a long vacation. 1072 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:12,151 -But who's about to go fishing? -They are! 1073 01:09:12,281 --> 01:09:14,274 -Who's about to hit the links? -They are! 1074 01:09:14,408 --> 01:09:17,493 -Who's going to win the championship? -They are! 1075 01:09:20,039 --> 01:09:21,237 -We are? -We are! 1076 01:09:21,374 --> 01:09:22,833 -Ready! -Break! 1077 01:09:38,891 --> 01:09:40,719 Your turn, little one. 1078 01:09:49,235 --> 01:09:54,859 I can't do it. I'm not big enough. My shoulders aren't strong enough. 1079 01:09:55,909 --> 01:10:00,737 Little one. You can do it. Your strength is in here. 1080 01:10:01,748 --> 01:10:03,207 -Are you ready? -Okay. 1081 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:04,829 Let's do it. 1082 01:10:10,716 --> 01:10:13,586 -There you go. You're doing it. -Yeah, it's moving. 1083 01:10:13,718 --> 01:10:14,833 Hey, Joe. 1084 01:10:16,096 --> 01:10:17,555 Attaway, P. 1085 01:10:21,977 --> 01:10:24,646 And one. Higher. Point those toes, please. 1086 01:10:24,938 --> 01:10:27,725 Everybody together. Much better. 1087 01:10:28,442 --> 01:10:30,150 No, no, no, no, no, no... 1088 01:10:31,987 --> 01:10:32,983 Instinct. 1089 01:10:35,324 --> 01:10:36,735 And a three. And one... 1090 01:10:36,867 --> 01:10:37,898 And... 1091 01:10:38,285 --> 01:10:42,070 Hey. You've got my time, cutie-pie. Yeah... 1092 01:10:51,674 --> 01:10:55,423 Boston Rebels. Catch the spirit. 1093 01:10:58,139 --> 01:11:00,808 Hey, Peyton. Come here. You are so busted! Get over here! 1094 01:11:02,810 --> 01:11:04,221 -Hey... -Get him! 1095 01:11:04,353 --> 01:11:05,432 Fire! 1096 01:11:05,563 --> 01:11:07,022 -Fire! -Fire! 1097 01:11:16,949 --> 01:11:17,980 Good one. 1098 01:11:58,242 --> 01:12:00,033 Boston beats Indianapolis. 1099 01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,912 The Rebels will advance on to next Sunday's conference finals... 1100 01:12:03,038 --> 01:12:06,454 Look at this. Look at this. Artwork in the locker, huh? 1101 01:12:08,043 --> 01:12:10,499 I definitely say she's breached the final frontier. 1102 01:12:10,629 --> 01:12:11,874 That's our game plan. 1103 01:12:12,006 --> 01:12:14,081 See, I especially like the Xs and Os down there. 1104 01:12:14,216 --> 01:12:16,541 Oh, no, those are hugs and kisses. 1105 01:12:16,677 --> 01:12:20,592 Hugs and kisses. All right. All right. 1106 01:12:24,852 --> 01:12:26,809 Is Spike wearing a tutu? 1107 01:12:28,063 --> 01:12:29,522 No, no. 1108 01:12:29,815 --> 01:12:34,478 No, that's one of those... That's one of those doggy supports. 1109 01:12:38,407 --> 01:12:40,779 Hey, P. P! Hey, P. 1110 01:12:40,910 --> 01:12:43,579 Give these to Monique, okay? There she is. 1111 01:12:43,704 --> 01:12:44,735 You good? 1112 01:12:44,997 --> 01:12:46,990 Miss Monique. These are for you. 1113 01:12:50,795 --> 01:12:52,503 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1114 01:12:52,630 --> 01:12:55,002 -Are you ready for your big debut? -Yeah. 1115 01:12:55,132 --> 01:12:56,413 -There you go, P. -Thank you. 1116 01:12:56,550 --> 01:12:59,220 No, no, no. Joe. Joe, this is for you. 1117 01:13:05,143 --> 01:13:08,262 No. No, in case you forgot, I'm a "freakishly" large man 1118 01:13:08,396 --> 01:13:10,389 and these are "freakishly" small tights. 1119 01:13:10,524 --> 01:13:12,931 Hurry up, offense. No huddle. 1120 01:13:13,068 --> 01:13:14,443 -Hey, guys. -Let's go. 1121 01:13:14,569 --> 01:13:16,645 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1122 01:13:16,779 --> 01:13:20,693 -Please. Get dressed. -No, listen to me. There's no... 1123 01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,160 How's it going? 1124 01:13:28,291 --> 01:13:29,489 Full house. 1125 01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:31,585 -Oh, no. -Hey. 1126 01:13:32,295 --> 01:13:35,795 You know, Joe, I'm not feeling so good. 1127 01:13:35,924 --> 01:13:39,375 We should just go home. Yeah, let's go home. 1128 01:13:39,511 --> 01:13:43,639 Did I just hear the girl who forced me to learn pirouettes give up? 1129 01:13:43,765 --> 01:13:47,135 But I didn't think there were going to be so many people. 1130 01:13:47,269 --> 01:13:49,725 You just have pre-game jitters, that's all. 1131 01:13:49,855 --> 01:13:51,764 All athletes have those. 1132 01:13:52,608 --> 01:13:55,312 -Even me. -You do? 1133 01:13:56,611 --> 01:13:58,651 Come here, honey. Stand up. 1134 01:14:00,741 --> 01:14:03,410 We've worked way too hard to quit now. 1135 01:14:03,535 --> 01:14:04,816 I know. 1136 01:14:11,961 --> 01:14:13,455 All right, all right. All right. 1137 01:14:13,587 --> 01:14:19,460 Listen, I don't care how ridiculous either of us looks out there, okay? 1138 01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:23,258 We're going to go out on the stage, and we're going to dance our tutus off. 1139 01:14:23,388 --> 01:14:26,390 -Because my daughter's no quitter. -No, she's not. 1140 01:14:26,517 --> 01:14:28,426 And she never says no. 1141 01:14:30,396 --> 01:14:31,392 Okay. 1142 01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:36,475 Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen Joe Kingman? 1143 01:14:39,197 --> 01:14:40,572 Oh. Wait, no wait. 1144 01:14:41,741 --> 01:14:44,314 That is the stupidest outfit I've ever seen. 1145 01:14:44,452 --> 01:14:47,655 Stupid is a mean word, Mr Cooper. 1146 01:14:47,788 --> 01:14:51,952 I didn't say "stupid." I said "stupidest." Look it up. 1147 01:14:52,085 --> 01:14:54,492 Hey, Sanders. What are you guys doing here? 1148 01:14:54,629 --> 01:14:56,705 What are we doing here? 1149 01:14:56,839 --> 01:15:00,422 Joe, did you really think the team was going to miss this? 1150 01:15:01,178 --> 01:15:05,471 Yeah, you should've said no, Joe. You should've said no. 1151 01:15:06,057 --> 01:15:07,717 Did you say "team"? 1152 01:15:11,312 --> 01:15:12,557 Joe. 1153 01:15:14,941 --> 01:15:16,685 -P. -Monroe. 1154 01:15:16,818 --> 01:15:17,849 Bye. 1155 01:15:17,986 --> 01:15:20,144 Did you say "team"? Or... 1156 01:15:26,745 --> 01:15:28,572 Don't panic. No panic. 1157 01:15:29,247 --> 01:15:31,536 Power of the father. Power of the father. 1158 01:15:31,666 --> 01:15:32,746 Power of the... You're panicking. 1159 01:16:54,417 --> 01:16:55,615 -Wow. -Look at that one. 1160 01:17:57,773 --> 01:17:59,647 Wow. That's incredible. 1161 01:18:26,886 --> 01:18:27,881 So 1162 01:18:28,846 --> 01:18:29,930 beautiful. 1163 01:18:33,226 --> 01:18:35,017 -Bravo! Bravo! -Bravo! Bravo! 1164 01:18:43,862 --> 01:18:44,941 Little one! 1165 01:18:58,835 --> 01:19:01,408 Well, Boomer, after their impressive victory today 1166 01:19:01,546 --> 01:19:04,333 Joe Kingman and all of. Boston will finally get the chance 1167 01:19:04,465 --> 01:19:08,131 at that coveted trophy, which has eluded them for all these years. 1168 01:19:08,262 --> 01:19:10,717 Aw, there's my number-one quarterback. 1169 01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:12,804 We did it! We're going! 1170 01:19:12,933 --> 01:19:14,676 You may be the world's greatest football player, 1171 01:19:14,809 --> 01:19:16,352 but I'm the world's greatest agent. 1172 01:19:16,478 --> 01:19:17,640 What's up? 1173 01:19:17,771 --> 01:19:19,514 We're about to make Tiger's endorsements 1174 01:19:19,647 --> 01:19:21,688 look like minimum wage. 1175 01:19:21,817 --> 01:19:25,980 All you have to do is, A, win the championship game... 1176 01:19:26,113 --> 01:19:27,108 Details. 1177 01:19:27,239 --> 01:19:30,939 B, right after you win, look straight into the camera 1178 01:19:31,076 --> 01:19:34,445 and say, "I'm going to Fanny's Burgers." 1179 01:19:34,955 --> 01:19:39,451 -That's it. An instant 25 million. -Hamburger. 1180 01:19:39,668 --> 01:19:44,495 Stella, for the record, Fanny's makes kids fat and gives them gas. 1181 01:19:44,631 --> 01:19:47,835 Zip it before I tie another one of those things around your mouth. 1182 01:19:47,968 --> 01:19:49,926 "I'm going to Fanny's Burgers." 1183 01:19:50,513 --> 01:19:52,719 Twenty-five million. Done. 1184 01:19:55,017 --> 01:19:57,509 I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. 1185 01:19:57,645 --> 01:20:00,895 ...two and one to the front. Get ready... 1186 01:20:01,899 --> 01:20:04,472 Spike, what are you doing? 1187 01:20:06,779 --> 01:20:09,151 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, guys. I didn't... 1188 01:20:11,409 --> 01:20:17,032 "Please be our lunch date. X-O-X-O, Peyton and Joe." 1189 01:20:18,582 --> 01:20:20,290 -Hi! -Hey! 1190 01:20:20,876 --> 01:20:23,035 Okay. Thank you. 1191 01:20:23,421 --> 01:20:25,330 -You were freakishly large. -I agree. 1192 01:20:26,341 --> 01:20:27,918 No, I'm not. Don't say that. 1193 01:20:28,676 --> 01:20:30,384 -You guys good? -There's the guy right there. 1194 01:20:30,511 --> 01:20:31,507 What did I tell you? 1195 01:20:31,637 --> 01:20:33,381 I agree that you are freakishly large. 1196 01:20:33,514 --> 01:20:34,890 That's not funny. 1197 01:20:35,851 --> 01:20:37,642 Hey, Joe! Joe, man! 1198 01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:39,551 Number one. 1199 01:20:39,687 --> 01:20:41,976 -Joe, Joe, Joe... -Joe, Joe, Joe... 1200 01:20:42,106 --> 01:20:43,814 -ls it always like this? -Nah. 1201 01:20:43,941 --> 01:20:45,566 What, you have a big game coming up? 1202 01:20:45,693 --> 01:20:48,399 -Yeah, the championship. -That's exciting. 1203 01:20:48,530 --> 01:20:51,365 Eight years old and already going to big events like that, huh? I like it. 1204 01:20:51,491 --> 01:20:54,694 Yeah, unfortunately Peyton's going to be home by then. 1205 01:20:54,828 --> 01:20:56,867 Her mom gets back from Africa in a few days. 1206 01:20:56,996 --> 01:20:58,490 Well, can't you just go home after the game? 1207 01:20:58,623 --> 01:21:02,075 No, I have to get back before she does. 1208 01:21:02,210 --> 01:21:03,835 What did you say? 1209 01:21:05,297 --> 01:21:08,250 You said you'd have to get back before she does? 1210 01:21:08,383 --> 01:21:09,794 Isn't your mom picking you up? 1211 01:21:09,926 --> 01:21:12,928 -Well... -Peyton. 1212 01:21:13,055 --> 01:21:16,340 I was planning to tell you, Joe. I really was, but... 1213 01:21:16,475 --> 01:21:19,429 Actually, it's a really funny story. You're going to love it. 1214 01:21:19,561 --> 01:21:21,803 -It's just LOL... -Quit stalling. 1215 01:21:21,938 --> 01:21:24,940 I'm supposed to be studying at a special ballet programme this month 1216 01:21:25,067 --> 01:21:27,558 but instead, I snuck away to come meet you. 1217 01:21:28,987 --> 01:21:30,446 You ran away? 1218 01:21:31,990 --> 01:21:33,401 You ran away? 1219 01:21:33,825 --> 01:21:36,863 -Yummy dessert. -ls your mom even in Africa? 1220 01:21:36,996 --> 01:21:39,617 -About that... -What have you done? 1221 01:21:39,749 --> 01:21:42,536 Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation and everybody... 1222 01:21:42,668 --> 01:21:44,459 The press is going to eat me alive. 1223 01:21:44,586 --> 01:21:48,121 What a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for you to do. 1224 01:21:48,257 --> 01:21:50,962 Did you ever stop and think about how this was going to impact me? 1225 01:21:51,093 --> 01:21:52,801 Oh, stop it. That's not going to work this time. 1226 01:21:52,929 --> 01:21:53,960 You're in serious trouble. 1227 01:21:54,096 --> 01:21:56,587 Okay, she's sweating like crazy. She's coughing. Her lips are swelling. 1228 01:21:56,724 --> 01:21:59,475 Oh, come on. Don't fall for that. She's a little world-class performer. 1229 01:21:59,601 --> 01:22:01,928 I don't think she's acting right now. Give me one second. 1230 01:22:02,063 --> 01:22:04,636 -Are you allergic to something? -Nuts. 1231 01:22:04,774 --> 01:22:06,434 Did you know that? 1232 01:22:06,567 --> 01:22:10,066 The dessert has nuts. Take her to the hospital. Come on. 1233 01:22:11,405 --> 01:22:12,685 Hospital. Where's the nearest hospital? 1234 01:22:12,823 --> 01:22:14,982 Ninth and Woodrow. I'll get the car. 1235 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,615 Where you going? What are you doing? 1236 01:22:19,163 --> 01:22:21,405 Move, move! Move! 1237 01:22:21,541 --> 01:22:22,821 Excuse me, sir. 1238 01:22:37,849 --> 01:22:40,091 Help! My daughter needs help! Help! 1239 01:22:40,227 --> 01:22:42,718 -What do we got here? -Help. She's allergic. 1240 01:22:42,854 --> 01:22:45,606 She can't breathe. She's allergic to nuts. 1241 01:22:45,732 --> 01:22:48,733 Looks like an anaphylactic reaction. Set her down. 1242 01:22:48,860 --> 01:22:52,526 -She can't breathe. -Baby. Baby, open up your mouth. 1243 01:22:52,656 --> 01:22:54,364 Airway's almost closed. Let's move her. 1244 01:22:54,491 --> 01:22:57,361 -Ten litres non-rebreather mask. -Peyton. Peyton. 1245 01:22:58,161 --> 01:22:59,536 I'll show you to the family waiting room. 1246 01:22:59,663 --> 01:23:01,489 It's going to be fine. They're going to take good care of her. 1247 01:23:01,623 --> 01:23:02,869 She'll be okay. 1248 01:23:05,669 --> 01:23:07,460 Peyton Kelly's father? 1249 01:23:11,925 --> 01:23:12,956 I'm Peyton's dad. 1250 01:23:13,093 --> 01:23:15,667 Your daughter is responding well to the treatment. 1251 01:23:15,805 --> 01:23:17,844 We're going to keep her overnight just to be sure, 1252 01:23:17,973 --> 01:23:19,717 but she's going to be fine. 1253 01:23:21,393 --> 01:23:25,438 -Thank you so much. Thank you. -You were really, really lucky this time. 1254 01:23:29,318 --> 01:23:31,891 -She's going to be all right. -Yeah. 1255 01:23:32,029 --> 01:23:33,689 Okay. 1256 01:23:36,825 --> 01:23:39,114 Please tell me Peyton's all right. 1257 01:23:39,244 --> 01:23:40,988 She's going to be... 1258 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,664 She's going to be fine. The doctor says that she's going to be fine. 1259 01:23:48,295 --> 01:23:51,130 You're lucky I haven't called the police. 1260 01:23:52,675 --> 01:23:54,419 -Karen? -I got home early, 1261 01:23:54,552 --> 01:23:56,011 and I see you and Peyton. 1262 01:23:56,137 --> 01:23:59,636 Your faces plastered on the front of every magazine. 1263 01:23:59,765 --> 01:24:02,636 I called Peyton a hundred times yesterday. She didn't answer. 1264 01:24:02,768 --> 01:24:07,395 I flew out here, got off the plane, and I see all of this on the news. 1265 01:24:08,274 --> 01:24:09,305 Karen? 1266 01:24:09,442 --> 01:24:12,692 Is that all you can say for yourself, is "Karen"? 1267 01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:17,862 -l... I thought you were dead. -I can assure you, I'm not dead. 1268 01:24:20,745 --> 01:24:24,280 -How did you find her? -I didn't. She found me. 1269 01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:29,419 Wait a minute. Is Peyton's mom still in Africa? 1270 01:24:36,803 --> 01:24:39,009 She didn't tell you, did she? 1271 01:24:41,892 --> 01:24:42,888 Joe, 1272 01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:48,349 Sara died in a car accident six months ago. 1273 01:24:59,243 --> 01:25:00,487 Oh, Peyton. 1274 01:25:14,591 --> 01:25:18,803 So when we got to Boston, I put you into the car service. 1275 01:25:19,597 --> 01:25:23,844 I sort of e-mailed and changed the drop-off location. 1276 01:25:23,976 --> 01:25:26,597 The driver took me to Joe's. 1277 01:25:26,729 --> 01:25:29,563 Where does everybody at your ballet school think you are? 1278 01:25:29,690 --> 01:25:31,730 In Africa with you. 1279 01:25:33,945 --> 01:25:36,566 The most important thing is that you're okay. 1280 01:25:37,615 --> 01:25:40,532 But we're going to discuss everything else when we get home. 1281 01:25:40,659 --> 01:25:42,486 -Home? -Yes. 1282 01:25:42,619 --> 01:25:45,740 As soon as Peyton's strong enough, we're going to go home. 1283 01:25:45,873 --> 01:25:48,708 Hold on a sec. You can't come in here and think she's going to go home... 1284 01:25:48,835 --> 01:25:51,919 You know what? We're going to discuss the travel plans a little later. 1285 01:25:52,046 --> 01:25:54,750 Right now, Peyton needs to get some rest. 1286 01:25:58,761 --> 01:26:00,754 I'm telling you. It's terrible timing. 1287 01:26:00,888 --> 01:26:02,548 It's absolutely terrible timing. With the... 1288 01:26:02,682 --> 01:26:04,140 I'm gonna go get everybody some coffee. 1289 01:26:04,267 --> 01:26:08,016 -Do you want some coffee? -Double non-fat latte. 1290 01:26:08,146 --> 01:26:09,973 Okay. Okay. 1291 01:26:30,168 --> 01:26:32,078 Forget about timing. I don't care about the game. 1292 01:26:32,212 --> 01:26:33,790 I just care about her. 1293 01:26:34,339 --> 01:26:38,503 All right. I understand. But if you could just leave it to... 1294 01:26:38,635 --> 01:26:40,426 -Can we talk? -Yeah. 1295 01:26:44,182 --> 01:26:46,306 She's asleep. It's okay. 1296 01:26:52,691 --> 01:26:53,687 Here. 1297 01:26:55,694 --> 01:26:57,153 We're all good. 1298 01:26:59,406 --> 01:27:01,529 Are you saying you want Peyton to live here with you? 1299 01:27:01,659 --> 01:27:05,158 -Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. -You haven't even been in her life. 1300 01:27:05,287 --> 01:27:08,371 That's not my fault. I didn't even know she existed! 1301 01:27:08,498 --> 01:27:09,958 And we've come such a long way in a short time. 1302 01:27:10,084 --> 01:27:13,038 What, you mean since a month ago when you left her in a bar? 1303 01:27:13,170 --> 01:27:15,044 I am not the same man that I was. 1304 01:27:15,172 --> 01:27:18,173 Or an hour ago when she almost died on your watch? 1305 01:27:19,635 --> 01:27:21,593 This is not about you. 1306 01:27:21,721 --> 01:27:25,469 This is about Peyton, what's best for her. 1307 01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:27,343 And she needs to be in a stable home 1308 01:27:27,476 --> 01:27:29,268 with someone who's known her her whole life. 1309 01:27:29,395 --> 01:27:32,764 Peyton needs her father. She needs me. 1310 01:27:32,898 --> 01:27:35,686 Of course. It'll be a huge distraction. 1311 01:27:37,487 --> 01:27:41,152 And ugly. Child custody fights always are. 1312 01:27:43,617 --> 01:27:47,746 Joe will be dragged through the mud. His endorsements torpedoed. 1313 01:27:47,997 --> 01:27:50,571 He's worked too hard to have it end like this. 1314 01:27:50,708 --> 01:27:52,831 I just don't see him getting through this. 1315 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:55,036 My hard work goes down the drain. 1316 01:27:55,171 --> 01:27:57,543 This is exactly the sort of thing that could end his career. 1317 01:27:57,673 --> 01:28:01,257 That's not your decision to make. Sara appointed me her guardian. 1318 01:28:01,386 --> 01:28:05,882 I missed eight years of Peyton's life. And I'm not going to miss any more. 1319 01:28:06,140 --> 01:28:07,303 And I will fight for this. 1320 01:28:07,433 --> 01:28:10,885 Oh, that would be a great thing to put her through, don't you think? 1321 01:28:11,021 --> 01:28:13,227 Do you have any idea how to take care of a child? 1322 01:28:13,357 --> 01:28:15,978 I've been doing it for a month now! 1323 01:28:16,109 --> 01:28:18,565 And look where we're standing, Joe. 1324 01:28:27,746 --> 01:28:31,281 Hey, P, you're awake. 1325 01:28:33,626 --> 01:28:36,035 -How you feeling? -I'm okay. 1326 01:28:37,423 --> 01:28:39,795 -I want to go home. -Okay. 1327 01:28:42,636 --> 01:28:45,590 No problem. Doctor said you could come home tomorrow. 1328 01:28:45,722 --> 01:28:47,465 Then we can go home. 1329 01:28:47,599 --> 01:28:52,178 I want to go home now with Aunt Karen. 1330 01:28:55,232 --> 01:29:00,143 P, if it's... If it's what I said at the restaurant, 1331 01:29:00,279 --> 01:29:02,521 honey, I didn't mean that. 1332 01:29:02,657 --> 01:29:05,776 I just want to go home with Aunt Karen. 1333 01:29:05,910 --> 01:29:07,985 I never should've come here. 1334 01:29:28,349 --> 01:29:30,306 Take care of her, will you? 1335 01:29:30,435 --> 01:29:32,972 Hey, you know who lives in this building? 1336 01:29:33,104 --> 01:29:35,974 Joe Kingman, the quarterback. How about that, huh? 1337 01:29:55,919 --> 01:29:57,496 Come on, Spike. 1338 01:29:58,379 --> 01:29:59,375 Spike. 1339 01:30:03,135 --> 01:30:05,673 Spike, not tonight. Come on, Spike. 1340 01:30:06,555 --> 01:30:10,173 Spike, there's nothing under there. She's gone. Come on. 1341 01:30:11,392 --> 01:30:13,017 Is that her bag? 1342 01:30:42,341 --> 01:30:45,211 "What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?" 1343 01:31:27,178 --> 01:31:31,924 "Dear Joe, I have written this letter a thousand times 1344 01:31:32,058 --> 01:31:34,430 "but I could never find the right words. 1345 01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:36,103 -"We have a daughter." -We have a daughter. 1346 01:31:36,229 --> 01:31:38,055 -Her name is Peyton. -"Her name is Peyton." 1347 01:31:38,189 --> 01:31:43,397 She's like you in so many ways, athletic, headstrong... 1348 01:31:45,739 --> 01:31:49,522 Hi, this is Peyton and Karen. Leave us a message. Bye. 1349 01:31:51,244 --> 01:31:56,452 I'm so afraid you'll be angry with me and not want anything to do with her. 1350 01:31:56,583 --> 01:32:00,331 We had already decided to go our separate ways. 1351 01:32:00,462 --> 01:32:05,123 I rationalized that I was doing the right thing in keeping her from you. 1352 01:32:05,258 --> 01:32:08,425 You were just starting out in your career. 1353 01:32:08,554 --> 01:32:11,471 A child would have been such a distraction. 1354 01:32:18,647 --> 01:32:19,928 Idiot. 1355 01:32:22,693 --> 01:32:26,062 He's open, Joe. Sanders is wide open. 1356 01:32:40,002 --> 01:32:44,000 Hi, this is Peyton and Karen. Leave us a message. Bye. 1357 01:32:44,507 --> 01:32:47,591 Hey, just calling to say that... 1358 01:32:50,888 --> 01:32:54,339 Spike, he misses you and... 1359 01:32:56,519 --> 01:32:59,010 I mean, Spike really misses you, he... 1360 01:33:02,733 --> 01:33:05,189 Sounds like someone else misses her, too. 1361 01:33:07,405 --> 01:33:08,983 Oh, hey. 1362 01:33:09,115 --> 01:33:11,191 Sanders, I was just... 1363 01:33:11,325 --> 01:33:12,985 I was talking to... 1364 01:33:15,997 --> 01:33:18,487 Tell me what I'm supposed to do. 1365 01:33:19,751 --> 01:33:21,993 Well, the only thing you can do 1366 01:33:22,128 --> 01:33:25,046 is make sure that she knows you love her 1367 01:33:25,173 --> 01:33:28,043 and that nothing's ever going to change that. 1368 01:33:28,176 --> 01:33:31,379 And then when she's ready, she'll find you again. 1369 01:33:32,973 --> 01:33:36,092 -You know, I owe you a big "thank you." -Oh yeah? For what? 1370 01:33:36,226 --> 01:33:39,891 Just for catching everything I've thrown at you all these years. 1371 01:33:41,022 --> 01:33:42,813 That's what friends are for. 1372 01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:50,984 Hey, old man. Are we ready to win the big game? 1373 01:33:51,116 --> 01:33:53,653 Hold on a second, Joe. Can we have a word with you? 1374 01:33:53,785 --> 01:33:56,537 Word has it that your daughter is no longer staying with you. 1375 01:33:56,664 --> 01:33:59,333 How much easier will it be for you to focus on football 1376 01:33:59,458 --> 01:34:01,616 without the distraction of an eight-year-old? 1377 01:34:01,752 --> 01:34:04,752 She's not a distraction. She's my daughter. 1378 01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:05,911 I'd want her here with me 1379 01:34:06,047 --> 01:34:10,128 even if it meant I'd never play another football game again. 1380 01:34:10,261 --> 01:34:14,175 There's nothing that I love more than my daughter. 1381 01:34:14,306 --> 01:34:15,504 Nothing. 1382 01:34:39,582 --> 01:34:42,915 Here we are as the two biggest rivals in football square off. 1383 01:34:43,043 --> 01:34:46,377 for their chance to etch their names in sports history. 1384 01:34:46,506 --> 01:34:47,964 You know, and I think the question today, Marv, 1385 01:34:48,091 --> 01:34:50,795 is will Joe Kingman finally get a chance at glory? 1386 01:34:50,927 --> 01:34:54,176 Or will New York win their third title in the last four years? 1387 01:34:54,305 --> 01:34:55,300 -Come on, let's go. -Let's go, Joe. 1388 01:34:55,431 --> 01:34:57,554 Third and long for the Rebels. 1389 01:34:57,683 --> 01:35:00,519 Here's Kingman... Back to throw. 1390 01:35:00,645 --> 01:35:03,183 Oh, he's drilled by the linebacker, Drake. 1391 01:35:03,314 --> 01:35:05,722 New York has recovered the fumble. 1392 01:35:06,859 --> 01:35:09,184 Boomer, Kingman is way off his game today. 1393 01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:11,029 This is not the same Boston team 1394 01:35:11,156 --> 01:35:12,864 we've seen march through the playoffs. 1395 01:35:12,991 --> 01:35:14,319 You know Marv, I can't explain this. 1396 01:35:14,450 --> 01:35:16,573 I mean, he's missing wide-open receivers. 1397 01:35:16,703 --> 01:35:20,202 He's been sacked four times, and he looks like he's distracted to me. 1398 01:35:20,331 --> 01:35:23,001 So whatever that distraction is, he's got to put it aside. 1399 01:35:23,126 --> 01:35:25,795 He owes it to his teammates and the fans of the Boston team 1400 01:35:25,921 --> 01:35:27,083 to play it and lay it on the line. 1401 01:35:27,213 --> 01:35:29,420 Your guy's not looking so hot. 1402 01:35:30,383 --> 01:35:34,511 How long has it been since you've had one of your own Fanny's burgers? 1403 01:35:38,809 --> 01:35:40,516 Too long, is my guess. 1404 01:35:44,314 --> 01:35:47,518 Deflects right lead, speed left squirrel. On one. Ready? 1405 01:35:47,651 --> 01:35:49,229 The Rebels trailing seven-three. 1406 01:35:49,361 --> 01:35:52,397 Less than a minute remaining in the first half.. 1407 01:35:52,531 --> 01:35:54,108 Kingman has his team at the line. 1408 01:35:54,241 --> 01:35:57,823 Cooper, wide right, shifts back to tight end. 1409 01:35:58,036 --> 01:36:00,954 Signal's called, and here's Kingman. 1410 01:36:01,081 --> 01:36:02,410 Yes, go! 1411 01:36:02,541 --> 01:36:04,201 Kingman on the run. 1412 01:36:04,334 --> 01:36:05,994 He is crushed. 1413 01:36:07,546 --> 01:36:08,625 "Crushed" is right, Marv. 1414 01:36:08,755 --> 01:36:12,089 Drake, the linebacker for New York, is having a whale of a football game. 1415 01:36:12,218 --> 01:36:14,756 They are on a mission to shut Kingman up. 1416 01:36:14,887 --> 01:36:17,259 Welcome to the championship game, Kingman. 1417 01:36:19,183 --> 01:36:21,638 Who's the king now, Joe? I am! 1418 01:36:21,768 --> 01:36:23,560 Come on, Joe! Get up, Joe! 1419 01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:26,939 -Yeah, baby! Let's go! -Get Danville. 1420 01:36:27,066 --> 01:36:29,687 Hold on for a second, Marv. Joe Kingman is still down. 1421 01:36:29,819 --> 01:36:31,692 It looks like he was hit by a truck. 1422 01:36:31,820 --> 01:36:33,101 Believe me, I know. I've been there. 1423 01:36:33,238 --> 01:36:35,361 This hit is not going to be easy to come back from. 1424 01:36:35,491 --> 01:36:38,611 So, Boomer, you never want to speculate as to the extent of the injury. 1425 01:36:38,745 --> 01:36:40,369 They're being very careful, as you can see, 1426 01:36:40,496 --> 01:36:42,821 lifting Joe Kingman onto that gurney. 1427 01:36:42,957 --> 01:36:44,581 Well, they really can't evaluate him on the field. 1428 01:36:44,708 --> 01:36:46,167 They want to do that in the locker room. 1429 01:36:46,293 --> 01:36:48,120 Some way, Joe Kingman is going to have to find a way 1430 01:36:48,253 --> 01:36:49,286 to get back on this field. 1431 01:36:49,422 --> 01:36:52,625 -Don't worry, he's tough. -He better be. 1432 01:36:52,925 --> 01:36:56,128 Oh, he is. Tough as nails. 1433 01:36:56,429 --> 01:36:59,299 And there's the backup quarterback, Danville, taking the knee, 1434 01:36:59,432 --> 01:37:01,091 so that does it for the first half.. 1435 01:37:01,225 --> 01:37:02,305 This is not good for the Rebels. 1436 01:37:02,435 --> 01:37:05,436 They have got to hope that Kingman can find the strength to come back. 1437 01:37:05,563 --> 01:37:07,556 -All right, what's going on here? -Lt doesn't look good, Coach. 1438 01:37:07,690 --> 01:37:11,024 He's got a separated shoulder, bruised ribs. I think he's done. 1439 01:37:11,152 --> 01:37:12,812 Joe, it's your call. 1440 01:37:12,945 --> 01:37:16,030 If you think you can handle it, then... 1441 01:37:16,158 --> 01:37:17,486 What do you say? 1442 01:37:27,794 --> 01:37:29,419 Put Danville in. 1443 01:37:30,213 --> 01:37:32,336 That's the best thing for the team. 1444 01:37:33,550 --> 01:37:34,545 Can you believe this? 1445 01:37:34,676 --> 01:37:38,009 It looks like Danville, the backup quarterback, is checking in. 1446 01:37:38,137 --> 01:37:39,419 He hasn't played all season. 1447 01:37:39,556 --> 01:37:42,094 Can you say, "Nightmare scenario for Boston"? 1448 01:37:42,226 --> 01:37:45,310 He's coming back out, right? You know how important this deal is. 1449 01:37:45,437 --> 01:37:50,348 Sam, baby. Not to worry. Our Joe's not a quitter. 1450 01:38:00,952 --> 01:38:02,197 Go, Boston. 1451 01:38:03,789 --> 01:38:06,541 So, it's all in the hands of. the backup quarterback, Danville. 1452 01:38:06,667 --> 01:38:10,000 And he's in trouble, and down he goes. 1453 01:38:10,129 --> 01:38:12,086 Joe Kingman must be banged up pretty bad. 1454 01:38:12,214 --> 01:38:13,589 If not, he would never let Maddox 1455 01:38:13,715 --> 01:38:15,293 take him out of. the championship game. 1456 01:38:17,595 --> 01:38:19,219 Turn them off. 1457 01:38:20,431 --> 01:38:23,052 I said turn them off! 1458 01:38:23,183 --> 01:38:26,718 Hey, Joe. You got money on New York or something? 1459 01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:32,807 Peyton? Come here. 1460 01:38:35,780 --> 01:38:37,238 It's okay. 1461 01:38:39,116 --> 01:38:40,777 Please tell me you're not on the lam again. 1462 01:38:40,910 --> 01:38:43,662 No, this time she brought the warden with her. 1463 01:38:44,872 --> 01:38:48,075 -What are you guys doing here? -I called an audible. 1464 01:38:48,209 --> 01:38:50,747 See, I thought you'd be better off without me. 1465 01:38:52,631 --> 01:38:57,707 But judging by the butt-whupping you got out there, I guess I was wrong. 1466 01:38:59,304 --> 01:39:03,515 I love you, Daddy. I want to come home. 1467 01:39:03,641 --> 01:39:07,224 I love you too, Peyton. I love you so much. 1468 01:39:09,105 --> 01:39:11,014 She needs her father. 1469 01:39:12,192 --> 01:39:13,935 She needs you, Joe. 1470 01:39:16,821 --> 01:39:18,613 Are you serious? 1471 01:39:20,826 --> 01:39:22,403 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1472 01:39:22,536 --> 01:39:24,030 -Yeah. -Come here! 1473 01:39:25,622 --> 01:39:28,457 -Daddy, can't breathe. -Joe, can't breathe. 1474 01:39:28,583 --> 01:39:29,829 Me either. 1475 01:39:31,211 --> 01:39:33,619 So, why aren't you out there playing? 1476 01:39:33,755 --> 01:39:35,629 I thought the team would be better off without me. 1477 01:39:35,757 --> 01:39:39,837 I didn't come all this way to see my dad sit out the big game. 1478 01:39:39,969 --> 01:39:41,629 I'm really banged up, P. 1479 01:39:41,763 --> 01:39:43,887 Did I just hear the King give up? 1480 01:39:44,433 --> 01:39:48,133 We've worked way too hard for you to throw in the towel now. 1481 01:39:48,270 --> 01:39:52,433 My dad's not a quitter. And he never says no. 1482 01:40:09,542 --> 01:40:11,914 I have an answer to your question, P. 1483 01:40:12,336 --> 01:40:14,163 Win or lose today, 1484 01:40:14,296 --> 01:40:17,416 you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1485 01:40:40,865 --> 01:40:44,614 Marv, what is this? There's some sort of commotion down by the tunnel. 1486 01:40:46,121 --> 01:40:47,319 Time! Time! 1487 01:40:47,497 --> 01:40:51,281 And it's Joe Kingman. He's come out! 1488 01:40:51,417 --> 01:40:53,208 What a moment for Kingman, his teammates, 1489 01:40:53,336 --> 01:40:55,375 and certainly Boston's fans. 1490 01:40:55,504 --> 01:40:59,040 -Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! -Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! 1491 01:40:59,217 --> 01:41:02,218 All right. All right. Coach, your call. 1492 01:41:04,347 --> 01:41:05,722 Your team. 1493 01:41:06,391 --> 01:41:10,010 All right. Train red two. Fifty win pass zebra. All right? 1494 01:41:11,313 --> 01:41:14,764 Hey, hey, hey, come on! Nobody look at the clock! Look at me! Look at me! 1495 01:41:14,899 --> 01:41:16,726 We got plenty of time, and I'm going to tell you why. 1496 01:41:16,860 --> 01:41:20,810 You know why? Because the Rebels never say "no." 1497 01:41:20,948 --> 01:41:21,944 Break! 1498 01:41:23,367 --> 01:41:25,276 Come on, Joe! Destroy them! 1499 01:41:26,036 --> 01:41:28,906 With only a minute remaining, Kingman would have to put together 1500 01:41:29,039 --> 01:41:30,581 the drive of the century. 1501 01:41:30,707 --> 01:41:34,124 He'll have to march the Rebels 65 yards. 1502 01:41:34,253 --> 01:41:36,541 Boomer, he has no timeouts remaining 1503 01:41:36,672 --> 01:41:39,245 and they need a touchdown for the win. 1504 01:41:41,009 --> 01:41:42,088 Down set! 1505 01:41:42,219 --> 01:41:44,710 All right, Kingman makes changes at the line. 1506 01:41:45,640 --> 01:41:48,557 Go Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 1507 01:41:49,310 --> 01:41:50,590 Back 88. 1508 01:41:52,146 --> 01:41:53,889 Back 88! 1509 01:41:54,314 --> 01:41:56,188 Hut-hut! Hut! 1510 01:41:57,944 --> 01:42:01,194 Kingman. Back to throw. He's forced out of the pocket. 1511 01:42:02,323 --> 01:42:04,149 And now flips it... 1512 01:42:04,825 --> 01:42:06,403 Webber with the catch! 1513 01:42:07,077 --> 01:42:09,948 But he cuts inside. Does not go to the outside. 1514 01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:11,872 Can't get out of bounds to stop the clock. 1515 01:42:11,999 --> 01:42:13,328 Webber needed to get out of. bounds. 1516 01:42:13,459 --> 01:42:15,202 He knows that they don't have any timeouts left. 1517 01:42:15,336 --> 01:42:17,957 Now, it's up to Kingman to get his team to the line of. scrimmage 1518 01:42:18,089 --> 01:42:19,464 and call a play quickly. 1519 01:42:19,590 --> 01:42:21,997 Black! Fifty-nine razor! 1520 01:42:22,134 --> 01:42:23,166 Take Drake! 1521 01:42:23,303 --> 01:42:27,300 Now second down with 24 seconds left from the Boston 44. 1522 01:42:27,432 --> 01:42:28,807 Out of the shotgun. 1523 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:32,138 Can't find anybody, he's on the run. 1524 01:42:32,269 --> 01:42:34,309 There's the "Kingman Swing. " 1525 01:42:35,106 --> 01:42:37,680 Kingman with some fancy footwork. 1526 01:42:37,817 --> 01:42:40,818 Fancy? The King looks downright graceful all of a sudden. 1527 01:42:40,945 --> 01:42:43,566 He's to the 25... The 20... 1528 01:42:43,698 --> 01:42:46,449 He took a hard hit! Oh, man! 1529 01:42:46,575 --> 01:42:49,198 Knocked out of. bounds at the 17. 1530 01:42:49,329 --> 01:42:51,368 Come on, Joe. Get up. Get up, Joe! 1531 01:42:51,498 --> 01:42:53,953 Can he get up, though? That's the question. 1532 01:42:57,712 --> 01:42:58,791 Yeah! 1533 01:43:00,215 --> 01:43:03,798 I'll tell you, Kingman continues to show his toughness. 1534 01:43:03,927 --> 01:43:06,216 And, Marv, with four seconds left to go in the game, 1535 01:43:06,346 --> 01:43:09,964 I don't know a quarterback who doesn't live for a moment like this. 1536 01:43:11,225 --> 01:43:13,634 Come on, guys. Come on, team. Come on. 1537 01:43:14,271 --> 01:43:16,228 Come on, Rebels! You can do it! 1538 01:43:17,190 --> 01:43:18,601 Come on, number one! 1539 01:43:18,817 --> 01:43:20,940 Great block, Webber. Great block. 1540 01:43:21,069 --> 01:43:22,397 It has come down to this. 1541 01:43:22,529 --> 01:43:26,195 With time for one last play, Kingman brings his team to the line. 1542 01:43:26,325 --> 01:43:28,816 Can he pull off yet another miracle? 1543 01:43:28,952 --> 01:43:31,787 Marv, this is Joe Kingman's moment. Can he deliver? 1544 01:43:31,913 --> 01:43:33,787 This is the stuff that legends are made of.. 1545 01:43:33,915 --> 01:43:35,493 Come on, Daddy! 1546 01:43:36,042 --> 01:43:37,787 Check 52! 52! 1547 01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:43,797 I'm going to show you who the real king is, Joe. 1548 01:43:43,926 --> 01:43:45,717 You about to get done lit up, son! 1549 01:43:45,844 --> 01:43:48,133 What? Are you stupid or something? 1550 01:43:48,263 --> 01:43:50,755 "Stupid" is a mean word! 1551 01:43:50,975 --> 01:43:52,766 Hut-hut! Hut! 1552 01:43:55,646 --> 01:43:57,437 Stay off my quarterback! 1553 01:43:57,564 --> 01:44:00,898 In what could be the final play of the season 1554 01:44:01,026 --> 01:44:04,396 Kingman looking downfield. He has Sanders. 1555 01:44:13,163 --> 01:44:14,908 It is caught! 1556 01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:19,039 Touchdown! Boston has won the championship! 1557 01:44:32,975 --> 01:44:37,803 Let's go watch my MVP take your 25 million, shall we? 1558 01:44:38,690 --> 01:44:41,644 An incredible ending to a magnificent career. 1559 01:44:41,902 --> 01:44:44,653 Joe Kingman, finally a champion. 1560 01:44:44,779 --> 01:44:48,646 Okay, Joe. This is it. "I'm going to Fanny's Burgers." 1561 01:44:48,783 --> 01:44:51,191 Hey, Joe Kingman, you've just won the championship, 1562 01:44:51,328 --> 01:44:53,486 so what are you going to do now? 1563 01:44:56,708 --> 01:44:58,286 I'm going to take my daughter home. 1564 01:45:11,097 --> 01:45:13,339 Daddy, you won the championship. 1565 01:45:13,475 --> 01:45:16,346 Oh, Peyton, I've won much more than that. 1566 01:45:24,236 --> 01:45:25,516 Yeah! 1567 01:48:14,867 --> 01:48:16,694 And cut! 119471

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