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♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen

♪ When witches make the rules

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I wanna stay with you

♪ On Summer Camp Island

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

[ Both laugh ]

Gotcha.

The fireflies are so bright tonight.

How do they light up like that?

Haha! Cool butt.

Hey, you guys wanna take a break?

I'm kinda hungry.I'm so hungry!

Let's go get chips at the Mess Hall!

♪♪

'Scuse me.

"Closed for private event -- 7:00 to question mark"?

Oscar, check it out!

Welcome, everyone! We'll begin shortly!

Dang. That's a ton of elves.

[ Grumbling ]

Okay, okay we get it, we're leaving.

Well, that was a bust.

[ Stomach growls ]

Whoa. Was that a motorcycle?

[ Chuckles ] Just kidding.

You're obviously still hungry.

Let's go back and get those chips!

But the sign said the Mess Hall's closed.

We can just sneak in around back.

♪♪

-You! -[ Yelps ]

You have entered the sacred space of the elves.

You were not invited and now you must pay the ultimate price!

I was just kidding. [ Chuckles ]

But seriously, what is this?

You pinching food?

You're really that hungry?

[ Stomach growls ]

Yes.

Well, then you kids want to do old Barb a favor?

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

We have an open chips bar!

Don't have to tell me twice.

You three have found your tuchuses

in the middle of our invention convention.

[ Spits ]

Every new moon, a few of us elves pitch ideas

to the rest of our community

and we vote on what we'll work on until the next new moon.

Are you pitching?

Nah, I don't compete anymore.

Not since I won for inventing a --

you know, a little something I think you might have heard of.

[ All gasp ]

Oscar: "Putting pants on one leg at a time"?

That was you?

Hey, look at that one.

"Buttering both sides of the toast

in case you drop it."

"The shout and toot"? [ Laughs ]

You know, if you're not sure who came up with something,

an elf probably did.

So are you, like, the head of the elves?

I'm more like the neck of the elves.

What?

Haha, yes I'm the head of the elves.

I was just trying to be, you know, modest.

This is our thinking cap.

Each inventor gets to wear it for five minutes.

Then they present their invention to the audience

and the panel of elder elf judges, and then we all vote.

Now, our regular "hat ushers" couldn't make it so --

You want us to be your ushers.

Yes!

This month's inventors are some of the smartest,

most genius elves on the island!

They're just like their mother!

This is my youngest daughter Bernadette,

my middle daughter Ethel,

and my eldest old lady meatballs!

Mom! I was just kidding!

This is Barb Junior!

-How old are they? -I'm 323.

Ethel's 321 and Bernadette's still a teen.

She's 319.

How old are you, Barb?

Oscar, can you come down here for a minute?

Sorry, you had a mosquito on your face.

So you'll start with Bernadette and work your way up!

And when will we go to the chip bar?

After Barb Junior!

You got it, Barb Senior.

Sorry, you had a mosquito on your face.

-Good luck, Bernadette! -You'll do great!

Okay, five minutes, starting now!

Wait, wait! Can I have an extra minute?

I'm the youngest.

No one believes in me!

What? That's not true.

You heard my sisters!

"Good luck, Bernadette," "You'll do great."

So patronizing.

Plus, every time I invent something,

they say I copied them.

Is that true? I'm an only child.

Yeah, my older brother says that all the time!

I don't know, doesn't the baby always have it the easiest?

Just 'cause we're the youngest doesn't make us babies.

Hmm. Let's give her the extra minute.

Nobody has to know.

Yeah!

♪♪

[ Ding! ]

Yes! Of course!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you, thank you.

Okay, here's my idea -- you know when you're at the movies.

You get your soda, you're sitting in your little seat,

and you take a sip of your soda

and then you try to put it in your cup holder,

but you can't find it because it's so dark.

Next thing you know, bam!

You spilled your dang sodie pop!

Happens all the time!

It's the pits!

Well, my invention is to pre-place your elbow.

So you always know how exactly where the cupholder is!

That's it. -Bravo!

-Whoo! -That's my side of the family!

Go ahead, girl! Bernadette!

Whoo!

Gee whiz. It's a total hit!

Hey, hey! Lay that big hat on me.

Going to have to make the most of this to beat Bernadette.

Can't believe she came up with that in only five minutes.

Well, uh, keep this under your hat.

Haha, but, uh, technically she got six minutes.

-Oscar! -What?

Oh, you know 'cause she's the youngest and all.

She has it the hardest.

So we gave her an extra minute.

No way!

Being in the middle is the hardest!

Your older sister gets all the attention

for doing things first and your younger sister

gets all the credit for things you taught her.

This system is rigged!

It's true.

You get all the blame and none of the praise.

Oh, ow.

I had no idea you were a middle child.

Let's give her seven minutes, for Max.

Fair's fair!

Oscar!

And...seven minutes!

Uhhh...

Eureka!

Here's my idea -- don't you hate when you're at a party

and you have to introduce a friend,

but you've forgotten their name?

Have you met, uh, uhh...

Helen, girl, do you remember when you ran into Sandy

and you couldn't remember her name?

Oh, my gosh! It was so bad!

Sandy, you remember that?

Ooh, worst day of my life!

Well, guess what.

A better life awaits you.

What if I told you, you could cough

while you introduce your friends?

Uh...

[ Coughs ]

Ethel: And gesture for your guest

to introduce themselves!

Hey, I'm Nora.

I call it, "The Meet and Cough!"

Ooh, yeah! Go ahead, girl!

Wow. Those were both great inventions!

So impressive for only five minutes with the cap!

Well, technically six and seven.

You know, 'cause they have it harder

being the youngest and the middle.

What?!

Being oldest is hardest!

Oscar, why do you keep blabbing about the extra minutes?

To be honest, I think I might be delirious with hunger.

It's so hard for me!

I have to do everything first without anyone showing me how

and I have to watch over my younger sisters!

Guess I never thought about it like that.

My older brother did always watch after me.

Same with my older sister.

Should we give her 10 minutes?

-10 minutes?! -What?!

Who said you could have 10 minutes?

I'm telling Mom!

[ All arguing ]

You ripped the cap!

I ripped it? You ripped it!

What do we do?

Okay, you guys go out there and stall.

I'll try to fix this.

Okay, it's a plan.

[ Sisters arguing ]

Ah!

Ah perfect, bandages!

Hello, everyone!

We're here to stall.

-Boo! -Get off the stage!

Hey, Hedgehog, do something!

You're bombing!I have an idea.

I'll give you all chips if you make your butts go full blast.

We can stall with shadow puppets.

I'm not good at shadow puppets!

Just improvise.

Once upon a time, there was a bear.

And a thumb?

They loved each other very much.

Wait -- a bear and a thumb.

I love that.Wow.

Oscar, focus!

Sorry!

Oscar, it's working!

Totally...

Hedgehog: But bear was already due to marry someone else.

Max: Max's right elbow.

I got it!

Yes. Guys!

Hedgehog: And they adopted a child.

Thumb Jr!

The end.[ Applause ]

Thank you!

And now, for your final pitch of the evening!

Oh, ooh, eeh, ah!

[ Sighs ]

You ever just get your car washed

and then a bird poops on it?

-Whoo! -Go, girl!

Finally!

Here's what you do --

first, you watch it for an hour!

Did she say "wash?"

No!

Watch. For an hour.

Okay.

So you get back in the car feet first.

Then you drive around the block four times.

♪ Four times

Then stop!

Climb the tree.

Climb the tree.

Quickly, before the bird notices!

So you're climbing it.

You get up there, you turn around,

you do a little squat.

Ya poop on its head.

-What? -Unacceptable!

Disqualification! Banishment!

Poop on the bird!

-Ra-ra-ra-ra! -Silence!

Barb junior, although it pains me to say this to you,

you're banned from -- -Wait!

If you're kicking her out, you have to kick us out, too!

Junior wasn't disrespecting you,

her brain got scrambled by a faulty thinking cap.

And she only got five minutes!

I got six.

[ Audience gasps ]

[ Gasps ] I'm back!

New information has come to light.

We must deliberate.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversation ]

Okay, it is not you, my dear daughters,

who will be banned from this event.

It's the ushers.

You may never ush again.

We accept!

Cupholder one was the best!

Smell you later, elves!

[ Laughs ]

Door's locked.

It's so nice to see my girls stick up for each other.

Thanks, guys.

You're welcome!

Oh, yeah, "Shout and toot."

♪♪

♪♪

Quickly, before the bird notices.